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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Report! (11/21/17)

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Shelton Benjamin w/ Chad Gable VS Jey Uso w/ Jimmy; Benjamin wins.
  • The Bludgeon Brothers VS The Hype Bros; The Bludgeon Brothers win.
  • WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair VS Natalya; Natalya wins by disqualification, Charlotte retains.
  • Handicap Tag Team Lumberjack Match: The New Day VS Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn; win(s).

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Survivor Series was neck and neck until the very end.

Raw and SmackDown won three matches apiece and it all came down to the traditional Men’s 5v5 Elimination Tag Match. Star-studded and surprising, Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn worked to screw their own show over by attaching Shane O’Mac, only to be run off with chair shots and RKOs, but it still worked to eliminate The Viper. Shane was left all alone, and it all ended with Triple H attacking Angle to trick Shane. How will the Blue Brand bounce back?

The SmackDown Commissioner, Shane McMahon, comes to the ring.

Captain of the losing team comes out to welcome Houston to tonight’s show. So close but so far was the entire team of SmackDown. Stephanie surely spins the story well, but SmackDown proved that they — even in defeat — is still THE Show in the WWE. Shane is so proud of his superstars, proud of their intensity, their grit, and their determination. This roster bleeds blue and do it with pride and for the fans. All but two: Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn, get out here now! The Best Friends oblige! And are all smiles, too. So what side of you is it now, Shane? Death-Defying or Drunk-with-Power? Shane always starts SmackDown with an excuse as to why Shane failed. Which is harder for Shane? To come up with new excuses all the time, or to man up and apologize when he was wrong? Shane should be on hands and knees begging for forgiveness for not having them on the team. These two can beat anyone on any other night. These two would’ve beaten The Shield! Yup. These two could’ve beaten all five men of Team Raw: Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, Braun Strowman, Kurt Angle and yes, even Triple H. Double yup. And either of them could, and would, beat Brock Lesnar. Triple yup! So skip the pleasantries and just be a man, tell them you are sorry. Shane reminds them they are speaking to The Commissioner. And for the first time in Kevin’s life, shut your mouth. These two have no respect for anyone in the WWE. Check. No respect for Shane. Double check. And these two have no respect for anyone in the crowd. Triple check! In that case, this next part will be quite easy. Two words for you — no no no, you can’t fire them! They’re too valuable! Everyone in the locker room looks up to them, wants to be them! Everyone in the industry respects them and not even Shane is foolish enough to disrespect these two Hall of Fame stars, the top two superstars in the WWE. So delusional. Shane is going to ask if they see their own delusion. The locker room hates them. These two are the worst megalomaniacs in WWE ever. Therefore, listen up to the two words Shane has for you: Daniel Bryan? The SmackDown GM wants Shane to slow down. He has every right to fire Sami & Kevin, but before doing that, put personal feelings aside. Finally a voice of reason. Sami has always seen Bryan as a reasonable man, and stopping Shane’s personal — Sami, shut up. Bryan has a better solution for this situation. Everyone in the back hates them, and Randy Orton had to be sent home so he couldn’t get at them. But The New Day, too, for last week when #Rawtaliation happened. So time for Kevin & Sami to prove they’re the best against The New Day. First, that’s bogus and unfair, that’s 3v2. Sami, shut up! That’s not the end of it. Everyone hates you two and wants at you. And they just might, because it will be a tag team Lumberjack match!

Shelton Benjamin w/ Chad Gable VS Jey Uso w/ Jimmy!

Now that the battles for brand supremacy are over with, it is back to SmackDown supremacy as the Gold Standard goes up against one half of the WWE SmackDown Tag Team Champions. The bell rings, the two circle, tie up, fans are strongly behind the Usos even as Benjamin puts Jey in a corner. Clean break but Benjamin grins confidently. The two tie up again, Benjamin puts Jey in a corner again but Jey dodges to give Benjamin a stuff uppercut. And another, but then Benjamin gives a knee. Headlock on but Jey powers out, Benjamin runs Jey over. Benjamin gets running, Jey runs him over. Benjamin gets to a corner, Jey runs in but is put on the apron, Jey rocks Benjamin with a right hand, climbs up, Benjamin knocks him off the top and to the floor with a big knee attack! Gable trash talks but Jimmy backs him off as we go picture in picture.

Benjamin goes out to fetch Jey, brings him over and scoop slams him on the ground. Benjamin drags Jey up and puts him in the ring, Jey gets up but is given knees in the corner, as well as forearms. Benjamin backs up, Jimmy coaches Jey back into things and Jey rocks Benjamin with more signature uppercuts. Benjamin grabs Jey by his hair, forearms and elbows against the ropes. Benjamin whips Jey corner to corner, Jey hits buckles hard. Jey gets to the apron but Benjamin is upon him, pulling Jey into the ropes for a choke. Benjamin lets go and Jey snaps back against apron edge as he gasps for air. Benjamin drags Jey in to a chinlock, Jey endures the squeeze and gets to his feet to fight out with body shots. Jey runs, Benjamin gives him a bigspinebuster! Cover, TWO, but Benjamin is not frustrated, he puts Jey right back into a chinlock. Jey endures as fans build to a rally, we go single picture again as Jey gets up and gives more body shots. Uppercut rocks Benjamin, then another, Benjamin gives a knee back. Back suplex slipped out, mule kick and uppercut. Jey dodges, then hits Benjamin with a Samoan Drop! Jey takes aim, corner to corner for the running hip attack! Benjamin slumps out of the ring, Gable coaches him but Jey builds speed, Gable blocks the path, only for Jimmy to trip him up. Jimmy goes to throw Gable but Gable reverses, Jimmy crashes into barriers! Benjamin back in, roll-up, TWO, SUPERKICK! TWO! Jey is a bit shocked, but he keeps his cool. Jey goes to the apron, Gable rushes him but gets a SUPERKICK to send him down. Jey climbs up, takes aim, Uso Splash hits nothing, Benjamin hits Pay Dirt! Benjamin wins one for his team, can “American Alpha 2.0” get back to title contention?

Sami & Kevin talk with someone backstage.

Kevin & Sami know this person is no friend to Shane McMahon nor Daniel Bryan. Management might be gunning for the Prizefighter and Underdog now, but it’s only a matter of time until they treat you the same, so can you be on the side of Sami & Kevin, Baron Corbin? The Lone Wolf wants something in return. Well uh, standing up to Shane, so it’s the principle of — principles? Corbin can’t stand Kevin & Sami either! So find someone more “weak minded” to manipulate? He has a point… The two Best Friends talk to BOBBY ROODE. The GLORIOUS One should want to be somebody on the main roster. Or are you another pawn? So much potential in Roode, so as a Lumberjack, is he going to be like everyone else or stand out? Like Sami & Kevin. Are you guys out of your minds? Roode was in the 5v5 Men’s match Sunday, Roode’s first WWE PPV and Survivor Series, the biggest opportunity of his career, and yet these two ruin it for him and all of SmackDown. See you out there, because he owes you both a receipt. Trying to recruit cronies isn’t going so well, will it turn from 3v2 to Everyone VS Sami & Kevin?

Naomi is down that SmackDown lost.

It still felt good to see Charlotte win against Alexa Bliss, though. Just like Charlotte beat Natalya before Survivor Series, and she’ll do it again after Survivor Series. But NXT’s Ruby Riot is here? And introductions to a couple other NXT women, Ms. 201 Liv Morgan, and #CountryStrong Sarah Logan. But don’t get up, they’re just here, to beat you down! Deja vu from how the Glampire, Paige, led an attack with NXT women, Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose! Naomi gets thrown into trunks, just like Alexa Bliss on Raw, but then Becky Lynch to the rescue! Only to get all the same in a 3v1 beating. And an even worse beating as Becky is put between doors and is crushed between them! A few referees appear to back the NXT women down and call for medical attention, just what is this uprising within the Women’s Divisions?

Shane McMahon talks with Daniel Bryan backstage.

The GM is sure making a lot of moves tonight. Asurprise call-up of three NXT women? Wow. And the Lumberjack handicap match for Kevin & Sami, genius. Shane has cooled off, he’s seeing the big picture. Firing was always an option but with this, The New Day and the entire SmackDown men’s division gets their piece. Then, when Sami & Kevin lose, they’ll get fired, right? Shane can’t wait. And before Shane does any other drastic action, he’ll just go back to his hotel room and watch in peace. Bryan, you’re in charge, have a good time.

The Bludgeon Brothers VS The Hype Bros!

Luke Harper & Erick Rowan have reinvented themselves now that they’re finally free of Bray Wyatt’s hold on them, are Mojo Rawley & Zack Ryder in for a world of hurt? The Red Lamb starts against Mojo, the bell rings, Rowan kicks and runs Mojo over. Harper lurks on the outside as Ryder gets blasted off the apron and into the announce desk, Harper finishes Ryder with a boot! Harper throws Ryder into steel steps, Rowan and Harper flank Mojo. Mojo is worried, but he hypes himself up to go right at Rowan. Rowan catches Mojo’s crossbody and slams him down, tag to Harper. Harper slaps Rowan to fire him up before the whip into the corner, a smothering clothesline and then Mojo is fed to Harper’s boot! Tag back to Rowan, the Bludgeon Brothers roar as they bring Mojo up, double crucifix slam! The Bludgeon Brothers win, are they back for good?

Backstage interview with Natalya.

The self-professed new Best There Is, Best There Was and Best There Ever Will Be prepares to become champion again, but what does she think of the changing landscape in the division? The only change that matters is the title change that will happen when Natty wins tonight. Charlotte is running wild over her biggest win, over Natty, and it was so “precious” when she and her father Ric Flair celebrated. And congrats on beating Alexa Bliss, Natty’s cat could do that. Charlotte thinks she’s Wonder Woman, but Natty wonderswhich woman will knock her down; it’s Natty, of course. And Ric Flair can really cry his eyes out when Natty becomes the SmackDown Women’s Champion again, and forever. Will the Queen of Harts take her thrown back from the Queen of Flair?

AJ Styles comes to the ring!

The Phenomenal One took on The Beast for the first time ever anywhere, and though it was rough at the start, Styles toughed it out to push Brock Lesnar to the limit. However, that limit wasn’t enough to break Lesnar, a springboard into an F5 and the Universal Champion toppled the World Champion. But at least Paul Heyman gave him incredible praise by saying AJ Styles is the modern day epitome of what Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart and Ric Flair were but even better. As for Styles himself, he first enjoys the ovation Houston gives him, but wishes he could be the one celebrating. Not because he didn’t try, he gave Lesnar everything, but Lesnar is everything we thought he was. The crazy part: phone calls, texts, tweets, all said “Congratulations, Styles, you went one-on-one with The Beast and held your own.” But, Styles said it once and he’ll say it again, WWE doesn’t give trophies for second place. After Survivor Series, Styles wasn’t the one limping to the back, though. If Lesnar wants another go, remember this: in Rocky II, Rocky wins. But enough about Survivor Series, on to “The House that AJ Styles Built!” Styles is salty because a certain someone said they were going to take the title away tonight. Jinder Mahal said he’d take it away on SmackDown. Well, Styles is right here, ready to compete, if the Modern Day Maharaja wants him, come get him! But Mahal is on the titantron. Mahal comes out when he wants, but he’s too busy re-watching Styles lose over and over again. Styles only won that WWE Championship because he took advantage of a distracted Mahal who was prepared for Lesnar. If Mahal had competed at Survivor Series, he’d be SmackDown’s Beast Master! That sounds so stupid. But if Mahal won’t come out here, for as well rested as he looks not competing at Survivor Series — Mahal gets his rematch when he wants it! He brought dignity to that title, and had 1.3 BILLION people of India looking up to him! Mahal chooses when he wants his rematch. Styles is a disgrace, and they will clash, but somewhere more deserving than Texas. Mahal invokes his rematch at Clash of Champions! Mahal laughs and the Singh Brothers ambush Styles! Samir & Sunil beat Styles down but then Styles beats them down. Mahal isn’t laughing anymore as Styles gives out a Styles Clash! Will the Phenomenal One be ready for the Maharaja’s challenge in one month?

Kevin & Sami keep looking for allies.

They hear Aiden English singing a new rendition of the Rusev Day anthem. They applaud WWE’s Drama King, he has a gift. Rusev asks what they’re up to. Well everyone in America wants to celebrate Thanksgiving, but Sami & Kevin are proud French Canadians, so they don’t “buy into all that crap.” They’ll celebrate Rusev Day! They understand Rusev & English, and they get Kevin & Sami, right? The attack during Survivor Series wasn’t about betraying SmackDown but teaching Shane a lesson. Rusev got his qualifying match cancelled and yet Cena just joins? The people who don’t understand how unfair that is, is the New Day. Those three are jealous that Rusev Day is more popular. And, Sami just heard this somewhere, The New Day thinks English is a bad singer. Just something to consider before the Lumberjack match. Have Kevin & Sami won over some allies after all?

WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair VS Natalya!

Another battle of SmackDown’s Queens, but only one woman can reign supreme on the Blue Brand! The bell rings and Natty goes right at Charlotte, headlock takeover and then some furious strikes. Natty runs but gets run over, Charlotte gives those Flair chops “WOO~!” Natty dodges the fourth and gives a discus clothesline, then going for Sharpshooter but Charlotte denies it. Natty instead throws Charlotte into a buckle and embraces the heat as we go picture in picture.

Natty baseball slide dropkicks Charlotte out of the ring, then embraces the heat again. Charlotte slowly stirs, Natty comes out to stomp her and throw her into barriers. Natty grins as she keeps on Natty around the side. Natty puts Charlotte back in, cover, TWO. Natty is already frustrated as she puts Charlotte in a corner and stomps a mudhole in her. Natty hammers away on Charlotte, drags her out by her hair, Natty tells the fans to “Shut! Up!” before giving Charlotte a snap suplex. Natty walks all over Charlotte, then taunts, but Charlotte rolls her up, TWO. Natty gets Charlotte with a stiff forearm and then whips her to a corner, Charlotte tumbles to the apron and shoulders in, slingshot roll-up, but no cover, Charlotte gives Natty a neckbreaker into exploder! Natty gets to a corner, Charlotte rushes in but is elbowed back, Natty gives Charlotte a right hand. Natty drags Charlotte around for a whip but Charlotte kicks back and hits a sunset flip but Natty rolls through for a dropkick. Natty keeps on Charlotte in a corner, more right hands until the ref backs her up. We go single picture as Charlotte elbows out and gives forearms to Natty now. Charlotte climbs up for corner punches, getting 5 but then Natty gives her a sit-out powerbomb! TWO! Both women are down out of exhaustion, fans rally for Charlotte but Natty is up first. “You will never beat me!” Sharpshooter in! Charlotte endures the legendary submission as she crawls and claws her way over, ropebreak! Natty lets go but rains rights down on Charlotte, but the ref backs her off. Natty runs back in, Charlotte counters with a backbreaker to complete shot into the buckles. Charlotte drags Natty into position, walks over her, climbs up top and… MOONSAULT gets knees! Natty catches her breath as Charlotte rolls away. Natty spins, into a SPEAR! Natty is gasping but she falls out of the ring. Charlotte recovers, but then the NXT women return! They go right after Natty! Match ended here, but this raucous trio led by Ruby Riot is not down, they slam Natty off the announce table. Fans chant for “NXT! NXT!” as Natty is then put into a post! Ruby finishes Natty off with a running kick, but the riot is not over. She and her allies flank the ring, the Women’s Champion watches them all. Boot for Sarah, elbow for Liv, but 3v1 makes it nothing more than a beating. Ruby drags Charlotte up, Sarah runs, to boot Charlotte down! Charlotte is dazed as Liv gets a turn, jumping code breaker! Ruby wants a turn, she drags the limp Charlotte up for the falling enziguri! Just like Paige, Sonya & Mandy last night, Ruby, Sarah & Liv are here to change everything in SmackDown’s Women’s Division. Can anyone hope to stop them?

Daniel Bryan is asked about the actions of Ruby Riot and company.

An interesting situation, but no comment at this time. However, Kevin & Sami come over to say they know exactly what’s going to happen in the main event. Sami & Kevin will be “ripped limb from limb” because everyone else is jealous. Final reminder to their value: if Bryan does what Kevin & Sami think he’s gonna do, that will be the biggest mistake he ever made. Bryan simply wishes them good luck.

Handicap Tag Team Lumberjack Match: The New Day VS Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn!

Leading the way for the Lumberjacks is the King of Strong Style, Shinsuke Nakamura, and he’s joined by everyone from The Usos to Tye Dillinger to The Fashion Police. But don’t you dare be sour! Clap for your world famous four-time champs and feel, the powah~! And they’re also serving New Day pancakes.

My Thoughts:

Much like Raw, this is an interesting SmackDown to follow Survivor Series. First, it isn’t just Raw that gets three women added to the roster, and it isn’t just Raw that has those three women running roughshod over the existing roster. Is this the next phase of WWE’s Women’s Revolution? An NXT Women’s Invasion? Seems a bit odd that they chose Liv Morgan, though, she’s still so much like a Carmella clone right now, but I suppose there just weren’t many women in NXT’s midcard that could fit this team-player Heel position. And I hate to say it, but after seeing the gimmick in action, “Bludgeon Brothers” Harper & Rowan (who seem to have lost their first names) are basically WWE’s bootleg version of ROH’s War Machine, Rowe & Hanson. It’s great that Harper & Rowan won but it’s going to take time for them to feel like tag team championship material again.


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Mitchell’s WWE 205 Live Results & Report! (5/21/19)

The Premier Era continues!

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205 Live = Cruiserweight Division

And STILL your WWE Cruiserweight Champion…!

Tony Nese successfully retained his WWE Cruiserweight Championship at Money in the Bank, but the challenges don’t stop. Who will be next to challenge the Premier Athlete?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Singh Brothers VS Lucha House Party; changed to…
  • The Singh Brothers VS Jack Gallagher & Humberto Carrillo; Gallagher & Carrillo win.
  • Fatal 5 Way: Ariya Daivari VS Oney Lorcan VS Akira Tozawa VS THE Brian Kendrick VS Mike Kanellis w/ Maria; Tozawa wins.

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The Cruiserweight Division broke through!

For months, the WWE’s purple belt was on the Kickoff Show, but no longer! Tony Nese had his title defense against Ariya Daivari on Money in the Bank’s main card! And while Daivari Dinero was so confident he’d hit the jackpot that he drove into the arena in a Mercedes Benz, he could not bring down the Premier Athlete! Nese’s reign continues on, but who will be next up to test his toughness?

 

THE Brian Kendrick and Akira Tozawa meet backstage.

They’re both involved in tonight’s major main event with huge Cruiserweight title implications. They’re good friends, and shake hands to make sure they both know it won’t be personal out there. But will things get intense between them and the rest of the field knowing it could mean a shot at Nese?

 

The Singh Brothers VS Lucha House Party!

Sunil & Samir return to show that one loss in the Cruiserweight Division won’t slow them down on their rise to the top! They pick up some mics to say, “Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Bollywood Time~!” Because it’s definitely NOT Lucha Time. Why’s that? Because Lars Sullivan absolutely destroyed the three amigos at MITB, and then again on Raw. Actually, a little birdie told them that LHP wanted to fight him, so they won’t be fighting the Bollywood Boyz. So not to disappoint the fans, or the 1.6 BILLION people in India, the ref will count to 10 and let the Singh Brothers win by forfeit!

But wait, 205 Live GM Drake Maverick appears! And he tells the Singhs that while they’re right about LHP not being here, they’re still going to have competition! Providence likes the sound of that. Maverick found suitable replacements in… Jack Gallagher and Humberto Carrillo! Will Bollywood Time stand up to this extraordinary duo?

The Singh Brothers VS Jack Gallagher & Humberto Carrillo!

Samir & Sunil cry conspiracy, but they’re clearly just upset they still have to compete, and against superstars they didn’t expect. They still get in the ring, and Sunil starts against Carrillo. The bell rings and Sunil “rolls film” before he ties up with Carrillo. Sunil headlocks but Carrillo powers out. Sunil runs him over and celebrates, but Carrillo kips right up and scares him! The ref keeps Carrillo back while Sunil gets to a corner. Sunil goes to Samir for a comforting hug, and then circles with Carrillo. They tie up and Carrillo gets a waistlock. Carrillo shifts to a headlock but Sunil powers out, only for Carrillo to run him over. Things speed up and Carrillo shows his agility. Carrillo ducks the clothesline, Sunil ducks the roundhouse, but Carrillo gets the enziguri!

Gallagher applauds as Carrillo goes after Sunil. Carrillo whips while Gallagher tags in, but Sunil reverses. Carrillo springboard headbutts Sunil down! Gallagher covers, ONE! Gallagher keeps on Sunil with a standing armlock, and he tortures the fingers! Sunil endures and fights his way up. He knees low and Samir applauds. Sunil whips Gallagher to a corner, but Gallagher brings back the headstand! Gallagher goes up and over Sunil then speeds up to slide under and trip Sunil. He wraps Sunil up in Gentlemen’s Paradise! And sits on him! Gallagher tags Carrillo before stomping Sunil out of paradise. Carrillo has Gallagher’s help for the flying arm-drag! He snapmares to a cover, TWO! Carrillo headlocks but Sunil powers out while Samir tags in.

Carrillo speeds up with Sunil, but manages to see Samir coming. He clotheslines Samir but Sunil knees Carrillo down. Samir returns and the brothers stomp a Bollywood mudhole! They put Carrillo in the corner for mugging, then tag to Sunil for more stomps. The ref counts but the brothers tag again. The Singh Brothers bring Carrillo up and double suplex him down. Samir covers, TWO! Samir wraps a headlock on Carrillo right away! Carrillo endures the thrashing but fans rally up. Carrillo feeds off that energy to fight out. Samir shoves and dropkicks Carrillo down! Cover, TWO! Samir keeps his cool as he drags Carrillo over. Tag to Sunil, and film rolls as Sunil drops ax handles on Carrillo’s ribs.

Sunil snapmares and drops elbows on Carrillo, then gets a bit too Bollywood, Carrillo rolls him up! TWO, and Sunil keeps Carrillo away from Gallagher. Samir tags in and the brothers mug Carrillo. Samir scrapes his laces on Carrillo’s face, then throws haymakers. He punches Carrillo to the corner then whips corner to corner. Carrillo reverses and Samir hits buckles hard! Samir crawls after Carrillo, but Carrillo gets away to hot tag Gallagher! Gallagher rallies on Samir with big clotheslines and furious fists! He whips but Samir reverses, only for Gallagher to duck and ROCK him with a right! Sunil gets in but gets punched back out! Gallagher lifts Samir and suplex, then holds him there! No less than a count of 15 before Gallagher drops him! Cover, TWO!

Gallagher keeps his cool as he turns Samir over for a Half Crab! Samir endures and reaches, tag to Sunil! Gallagher doesn’t know, and Sunil clobbers him! Sunil saves his brother and the two SUPERKICK Gallagher down! Cover, but Carrillo breaks it! Samir goes after Carrillo and throws him out. Gallagher throws Samir out, then switches on Sunil to roll up! TWO and a sucker punch! Roll up from Sunil, TWO! Gallagher gets up but gets a heel kick! Cover, TWO!! Gallagher survives three times in a row, but Sunil tags Samir. The Singh Brothers double suplex Gallagher but he slips out! HOt tag to Carrillo! Carrillo roundhouses Samir and Gallagher clobbers Sunil with the Gentleman’s Headbutt! Aztec Press from Carrillo to Samir! Cover, Carrillo & Gallagher win!

Winners: Humberto Carrillo & Jack Gallagher, Carrillo pinning

This new team wins their first match without even much time to prepare! Will this respectful alliance be what climbs to the top instead of the Bollywood Boyz?

 

Mike & Maria Kanellis speak.

“Tonight, it’s a Fatal 5 Way, with a chance to showcase who the greatest Cruiserweight is on 205 Live. Really?” Has Maverick not been watching? Tozawa and Kanellis beat the crap out of each other in No Disqualifications, and Kanellis won, yet still has to showcase himself? Tonight isn’t about showing anything. Tonight is about destroying the friendship of Tozawa and Kendrick. And Maria promises Mike will prove himself beyond a doubt, so that Maverick can no longer deny him his greatness. Will the Opportunist take advantage of this Fatal 5 opportunity?

 

Oney Lorcan also speaks.

“Tonight is an opportunity to prove that I deserve a crack at the Cruiserweight Championship.” In his way are not only former champions, but some of the most ruthless superstars 205 Live has to offer. Lorcan’s never one to walk away from a fight, and a Fatal 5 is the kind of fight he likes. Will the Boston Brawler make the most of this massive main event?

 

Fatal 5 Way: Ariya Daivari VS Oney Lorcan VS Akira Tozawa VS THE Brian Kendrick VS Mike Kanellis w/ Maria!

The Privileged Persian Lion may have fallen short at Money in the Bank, but that doesn’t mean he’s fallen out of the picture. Meanwhile, the Fury of 205 Live is all in on this opportunity. Former Cruiserweight Champions and friends shook on it, but the Opportunist wants to break them apart while breaking through. Who takes pole position towards challenging the Premier Athlete?

Before he makes his entrance, Daivari has a backstage interview. He was impressive even in losing to Tony Nese. How does he plan on rebounding tonight? MITB was a fluke! And now he has to be in this Fatal 5 to prove he’s the top contender? Nese isn’t past Daivari just yet. Will the pissed-off Persian Lion take out all his frustrations on the other four?

The bell rings and while everyone circles, Kendrick and Tozawa stick close. Kanellis sees that and bails out, and then Daivari throws hands with Lorcan! Kendrick and Tozawa go after each of them but they clear out fast. Kanellis runs back in but into Kendrick’s boot! Tozawa lifts Kanellis and drops him with a spinning facebuster! Kanellis bails out again but Daivari comes back, only to run into double kicks from Kendrick and Tozawa. Tozawa and Kendrick double suplex Daivari up and out, but Lorcan returns. The friends double hip toss Lorcan and Lorcan bails out again. Now the friends are alone, so they figure they might as well give it a go. They tie up and push each other, but Daivari and Kanellis attack them both!

Mike stomps Tozawa while Daivari stomps Kendrick. Lorcan returns but gets decked by Daivari. Daivari stomps Tozawa while now Kanellis stomps Kendrick. Lorcan returns again but gets a knee from Kanellis. Kanellis drags Kendrick up while Daivari stands Tozawa up. Tony Nese watches backstage as Daivari hits Tozawa with a neckbreaker. Kanellis suplexes Kendrick down, then sees Lorcan. Kanellis runs over but Lorcan dumps him out! Lorcan shoulders into Daivari, then throws CHOPS! He CHOPS Daivari out of the ring, and fans fire up as Lorcan builds speed. Lorcan dives into Daivari’s fist! Daivari throws Lorcan into barriers! Daivari brushes off and goes to Tozawa in the ring.

Fans jeer while Daivari throws haymakers on Tozawa. Daivari tells the fans to shut up, but they just boo and jeer harder. Tozawa CHOPS Daivari back, then gets Daivari with the feint to JAB! Fans cheer as Tozawa climbs up top! But Daivari trips him up. Lorcan runs into Daivari’s SUPERKICK! Daivari crosses Tozawa’s arm for the arm-drag bomb onto Lorcan! Cover, TWO! Lorcan lives and Kendrick returns, only to get a mule kick from Daivari. Daivari whips Kendrick but Kendrick reverses to a fireman’s carry. Daivari slips out and hammerlocks, but Kendrick ducks to roll him up! TWO, Captain’s Hook!

Daivari endures but Lorcan grabs Kendrick. Lorcan pries Kendrick off Daivari for a Half ‘n’ Half! Kendrick lands on his feet, inverted headlock takeover to the Captain’s Hook! Now Lorcan is caught, but Kanellis runs in to rake Kendrick’s eyes! Kanellis pries Kendrick off Lorcan now with a dragon sleeper. He can’t get Kendrick up so he shoves him at Lorcan! Lorcan blasts Kendrick with a European Uppercut, then Kanellis SUPERKICKS Lorcan! Kanellis covers Lorcan, TWO!! Lorcan lives again and Maria argues with the ref. Nese still watches while fans actually rally behind Mike.

Kanellis has Lorcan in a corner and CHOPS away. Maria cheers Mike on but Lorcan turns things around to CHOP Mike back! Mike turns it back around to CHOP Lorcan, but then Lorcan turns it back. Mike tries to turn it around but Lorcan dodges to keep giving CHOPS! Kanellis headlocks but Lorcan powers out to CHOP again! Kanellis CHOPS again, but Lorcan gives him a EuroUpper! Lorcan runs but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up while Kanellis grins and brushes himself off. Kanellis dares Lorcan to get up, “Is that all you got?!” Lorcan stands and grabs Mike by the beard! Lorcan slaps away but Kanellis kicks low. Kanellis whips but Lorcan comes back with a blockbuster! Lorcan keeps Daivari and Tozawa out, then sees Kendrick return. He dodges and hits the Half ‘n’ Half! Cover, but Kanellis breaks it!

Daivari returns while Kanellis brings Lorcan up. They work together to double whip, but they get double blockbusters! Lorcan fires up and stares down with Tozawa. Things speed up, Lorcan dodges Tozawa to FLY onto Daivari and Kanellis! But then Tozawa DIVES onto them all! A three-for-one on the Tozawa Torpedo! Tozawa puts Daivari in then climbs up. Daivari staggers into the missile dropkick! Fans fire up with Tozawa as he brings Daivari up. Daivari hammerlocks but misses the lariat! German Suplex with a bridge, TWO! Tozawa drags Daivari to a drop zone then climbs up high. But Kendrick returns and rushes Tozawa. Tozawa has to leap off to avoid Kendrick’s attack, Kendrick hits crossbar! Lorcan EuroUppers Kendrick, Tozawa boots Lorcan, and Kanellis SUPERKICKS Tozawa!

Kanellis roars as he goes after Kendrick on the top rope. Kendrick resists so Kanellis clubs away on his back. Lorcan and Tozawa go after Kanellis at the same time, TOWER OF DOOM! Kanellis takes a double powerbomb while Kendrick takes the superplex! But then Daivari Persian Splashes in on Kendrick! Cover, TWO!! Kendrick survives and Daivari can’t believe it! But Providence knows “This is Awesome!” Daivari, bloody ear and all, works to cool off and keep focus. Kendrick slumps out to Daivari whips Tozawa. Tozawa reverses and sends Daivari out. Tozawa tosses Lorcan out, too, then focuses on Kanellis. He runs in and tilt-o-whirls into the Iron Octopus stretch! Tozawa pulls back on Kanellis, but Maria distracts! She shouts and screams until Tozawa lets Kanellis go.

Tozawa tells Maria to stop, but Mike rolls him up! Daivari breaks it in time! Fans continue to rally while Daivari CHOPS Tozawa! And CHOPS, and CHOPS! Daivari whips but Tozawa reverses again. Daivari sunset flips but Tozawa rolls through to Penalty Kick! Tozawa tries again with Daivari in a drop zone. Tozawa climbs up but Daivari stops him! Daivari climbs up and throws hands on Tozawa. Daivari wants but Tozawa resists the superplex, and “AH! AH!” echoes with every clubbing forearm! Tozawa slows down for a moment but speeds right back up! SUPER Gourd Buster! But Kanellis returns and clubs away on Tozawa. Kanellis drags Tozawa off the top and clubs away on the apron. He knees low and throws forearms, then backs off, only to get caught into a German Suplex to the apron!

Tozawa goes back to Daivari but gets a haymaker. Tozawa hits back but so does Daivari. Daivari and Tozawa trade punches and CHOPS as they stand. Daivari whips but Tozawa dodges to hit the swinging roundhouse! Tozawa has a third time and climbs up top. Tozawa leaps, SUPER SENTON! Cover, but Kendrick pulls Tozawa off! Friendship aside, Kendrick couldn’t let Tozawa just win. Tozawa glares at Kendrick, but Kendrick says it’s not personal. Kendrick offers a handshake, but Tozawa throws hands! The friends brawl like back in the days of their rivalry! Kendrick whips but Tozawa dodges, double crossbodies collide! Both men are down, and the Cruiserweight Champion is still invested in this match backstage.

Fans “AH! AH!” for Tozawa while Kendrick flounders to his feet. Tozawa spins, swings, slides under but Kendrick knows the rest! Cravat, Sliced Bread! But Kanellis gets Kendrick with Twisted Love! Daivari tries to throw Kanellis out but Kanellis throws him out instead! Lorcan returns to blast Kanellis with a EuroUpper! Daivari’s back, hammerlock on Lorcan, Lion’s Lariat!! But Tozawa Oklahoma Rolls Daivari! Tozawa wins!!

Winner: Akira Tozawa, by pinfall

The Stamina Monster proves he can be just as opportunistic as Kanellis or Daivari! Tozawa celebrates with high-fives from Vic Joseph and Aiden English, but is left hanging by Nigel McGuiness. Will Tozawa celebrate with another Cruiserweight Championship reign? Or will Drake Maverick need more before someone is worthy of a shot?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty great night from 205 Live. We get a new tag team of Carrillo & Gallagher, which I suppose is fine. If we got more teams the first two years of 205 Live, maybe we really would’ve gotten those Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships. But the match itself was great, and Carrillo and Gallagher as a team was good. This gives us more light on the Lucha House Party’s near future, in that they’ll be focusing on Lars Sullivan on Raw and/or SmackDown. But that’s fine, there’s any number of things they can do with Carrillo and Gallagher as a team.

Even though we’re on the road to Stomping Grounds, we might also be on the road to Super Showdown given who won tonight’s Fatal 5 Way. Tozawa was definitely a surprise, but at the same time, it would’ve been boring to go with Daivari. Tozawa is the Stamina Monster for a reason, he can just keep going and going. Plus he’s a great worker, so having him give Nese a strong fight at Super Showdown isn’t all bad. Nese will surely return to the states with the title, and then Stomping Grounds can give us Nese VS Kanellis or Nese VS Lorcan. Probably Kanellis finally breaking through since Nese is a Face. Of course, with Kanellis comes with worrying about Maria, which would be a good challenge for Nese, who has already shown he’s tough enough to outlast even the toughest in the Cruiserweight Division.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Results & Report! (5/21/19)

Witness the REST of the Money in the Bank Fallout!

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It’s the SmackDown After Money in the Bank!

And there’s a NEW SmackDown Women’s Champion! But it’s not Charlotte Flair! Prepare yourself for the Bayley Triple Crown Era!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mustafa Ali VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega; Ali wins.
  • Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Carmella w/ R-Truth; No Contest.
  • Kofi Kingston VS Sami Zayn; Kingston wins.
  • Bayley & Becky Lynch VS Charlotte Flair & Lacey Evans; Bayley & Lynch win.
  • Roman Reigns VS Elias w/ Shane McMahon; Reigns wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Shane is backstage on SmackDown.

He finishes up a call as Elias comes in. Elias apologizes for losing to Roman Reigns. He attacked Roman then put all his energy into his performance, but then the fans called him names and such that affected him. As an emotional artist, Elias lost focus and then he got a Superman Punch and Spear. The bell just rings and Elias loses. Shane and the McMahons deserve better. Elias is looking beyond SmackDown, he wants to be at Super Showdown in Shane’s corner. Shane appreciates that but he’s taking Roman on alone at Super Showdown. Even though McIntyre was clearly advertised as Shane’s corner man.

As for tonight’s MITB rematch, Shane will be in Elias’ corner because Elias needs Shane’s help. Elias is grateful for that. The Drifter prepares for The Big Dog, but what will Shane do to help Elias make up for the loss?

 

It’s a New Day, yes it is!

Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods are on stage, and the fans already know what it’s about! “Tonight is a very special night!” Kofi and Woods are happy that after six long, hard, cold weeks, tonight is the return of BIG E!! Without any further ado, but with a blanket over him… Reveal! That’s… Not Big E. That’s barely even Medium E! “Who are you!?” Who who who?! This E has ashy knees that could start a fire! Get out here, Fake E! No, take the drape, then leave. The New Day apologizes. Things never go smoothly when you want them to.

But now, for real, BIG E! Awwww~ Providence! Don’t you dare be sour! Clap for your world famous five-time champs AND WWE Champion, and feel~ the power~! And yes, he’s back! Big E makes a SmackDown return! And the ring is already filled with return party presents and a “Welcome Back, Big E!” banner! Kofi throws pancakes and everyone cheers. Big E needs to smell Woods and Kofi. Underarm please. No, no. Well Big E isn’t medically cleared to compete but he’s cleared to sniff. Big E has missed his friends AND the WWE Universe! And they’ve missed him. Big E’s been crushing it on Twitter, though. But Becky’s mom is taken. But E wants her! Woods knows, she fiiiine!

Kofi gets them back on track, they need to be serious now. World champ, seriousness. Kofi Kingston recaps that we have a #BeastintheBank. Fans boo, no one likes that. But more importantly, Kofi beat Kevin Owens to stay the W, W, E, World, Heavy, Weight, CHAMPION~! Fans do like that. Kofi KO’d KO, but tonight’s not about Kofi. It’s about his brother, Big E, BAYBYYYYY! But then Kevin Owens interrupts! The Prizefighter is in a bad mood but the New Day is upset he’s interrupting the party. But it’s not just him, because here comes Sami Zayn! Sami asks Kevin if he believes this “absolute nonsense.” Big E gets a return party? After six weeks? Sami was gone nine months and got nothing for his return! Big E does realize they should make that up to “Sam,” so they’ll get him what Kevin just got on Sunday: nothing~!

Kevin just up and leaves! Sami, now using his mic and Kevin’s, says this is because of the New Day joking around. The only reason Kevin didn’t win against Kofi is because he was distracted worrying about his best friend, i.e. Sami, who got a backstage beating and stuck upside-down, missing out on being Mr. Money in the Bank. But that doesn’t even matter because this whole celebration is disgusting! It is disgusting how the New Day distracts and placates the people with their cereal, pancakes and hip swiveling, when the fans need to take responsibility for creating a toxic community! Sami rants, but Woods interrupts with his trombone. Fans join in with “New! Day Rocks!”

But Sami says they can yuck it up and have fun while they can. He speaks for Kevin, too, when he says this night won’t end in fun. Sami will beat Kofi in front of everyone, and then Kofi will be lucky to even walk out of here at all! Kofi tells Sami not to be fooled by the fun. When it’s time to throw down, New Day throws down! And not only will Kofi walk out of here, but he’ll walk right through Sami. “BECAUSE~! New! Day Rocks!” Which side puts their money where their mouth is in tonight’s match?

 

Carmella is backstage on SmackDown, looking for R-Truth.

But Drake Maverick is also looking for him. He gives Carmella a wanted poster but she doesn’t care about that. She asks Apollo Crews if he’s seen Truth, but he hasn’t. Though, Apollo does want to find the current WWE 24/7 Champion, too. Carmella continues searching, and finds a blond- Wait that’s Truth! She hurries him out of the hallway. He has the title belt. If this is his disguise, it won’t work. Everyone’s looking for him! Yeah, he’s been hiding for 24 hours! Luckily he only has 7 more to go. What? 24/7, duh! He just needs to last a little longer and then it’s his for good!

No no, Mick Foley meant the title is defended anytime, anywhere, any place! And this wig won’t help him hide much longer. Hey this wig cost $12. Why is he even on SmackDown, then? Because he needs Mella’s help! Help him, Mella! Okay, okay. Carmella sneaks Truth away, and also takes down Drake’s wanted posters. Will the FABULOUS Princess be able to keep Truth safe to the end of the show? Or perhaps she’ll be tempted by the gold herself?

 

Mustafa Ali VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega!

Somehow, someway, the Beacon of Light and El Idolo are still moving after the Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder match. Of course, Brock Lesnar screwed Ali over the hardest, can Ali make a comeback to find his own way to the title?

SmackDown returns as Almas and Vega make their entrance. Almas himself is headed for the WWE Intercontinental Championship at WWE Super Showdown in a few weeks, will he keep himself strong before challenging Demon Balor?

The bell rings and Almas stares down with Ali. Fans are on Ali’s side as he circles with Almas. They tie up and Almas pulls hair to put Ali in a corner. Almas backs off but misses his chop, and Ali wrenches the wrist. Almas pulls hair again but whips. Ali reverses but Almas goes Tranquilo. Vega joins in but Ali keeps his cool. They speed up and Ali arm-drags Almas out. Almas comes back in but gets a kick! Ali speeds up but runs into a clothesline! Almas covers, TWO! Almas keeps his cool and ditches some of his Kinesio tape since it’s peeling off anyway. He drags Ali up and CHOPS him against the ropes. Ali crawls but Almas keeps on him with a wristlock to shoulder breaker. Almas back suplexes but Ali slips out to REVERSE-RANA! Cover, TWO!

Ali keeps his cool but Vega grows worried for Almas. Fans rally up for Ali as he drags Almas up. Almas fights back and powers him to a corner. Ali uppercuts Almas away then hops up. Vega distracts Ali for a moment but Ali still leaps, only for Almas to dropkick him out of the air! El Idolo has control while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Ali writhes while Almas checks his neck. Almas is fine and goes for a cover, TWO! Almas stomps Ali while getting feeling in his arms. He throws Ali out then pursues. He stomps Ali more then bumps him off the apron. Almas puts ALi back in then drags him up for a draping armbar! The ref counts but Almas lets go at 4 to then stomps Ali down. Almas stomps Ali to a corner then grinds his knees into Ali’s face. The ref counts and Almas backs off, and Ali fights back. Ali whips but Almas reverses, and runs Ali over with an elbow. Cover, TWO! Almas keeps on Ali with an armlock and Vega coaches him on. Ali endures and fights his way back up and out. Ali whips but Almas reverses again, only for Ali to go up and over.

Things speed up, and Ali tilt-o-whirls, but Almas makes it a facebuster! Cover, TWO! Vega is frustrated for Almas while he grits his teeth. Almas grabs Ali’s arm and pulls back, but Ali endures. Ali feeds off the fan rally and fights his way up. Almas shifts his grip but Ali still gets to his feet. Ali fights free but Almas knees low and whips. Ali flapjack dropkicks Almas down! Both men go to opposite ends, and Almas runs in, only for Ali to go up and over. Ali springboards to hit a tornado DDT! Almas bails out but Ali builds speed to DIVE! Ali hits Almas in the back! Vega panics while Ali gets back in the ring and runs again, to FLY! He gets Almas from the front this time! Ali grits his teeth to fight through the pain as fans want “One More Time!”

Ali brings Almas to the ring but his own bad back slows him down. He manages to get himself back in, but Almas blasts Ali back out! Ali’s bad back hits the barriers, and Almas leaves him to the mercy of the ring count. The count passes 5 before Ali sits up, and Ali crawls to the apron. Ali gets in at 8, but Almas is all over him with stomps! Almas suplexes Ali for uno amigo, then dos amigos. He changes up the third for a scoop slam into buckles! Ali slumps out of the ring and Almas wants another count. But when Ali stands, Almas fetches Ali to whip him into barriers! Almas refreshes the count to then CHOP Ali! And scoop him to ram him into the post!

Almas drops Ali only to bring him back up. He tells people to move, to TOSS Ali into the timekeeper’s area! Almas leaves Ali for dead and another ring count begins. Ali crawls but the count passes 5 again. Ali hurries but falls, but still gets in at 9.5! Almas is furious and he takes it out on Ali with stomps. Vega tells him to finish it, so Almas turns Ali over, for CIEN KNEES to the back! Cover, TWO!! Almas can’t believe it! Fans cheer Ali but Almas brings him up. Hammerlock gets a cradle counter! ALI WINS!

Winner: Mustafa Ali, by pinfall

The Beacon of Light snatches victory from El Idolo! Will Ali be able to rest up and be ready for new title opportunities down the line?

 

Carmella gives Truth a makeover.

“O M G, Truth, you look so fabulous!” R-Truth looks at himself in the mirror. RuPaul would be proud. Is Carmella sure? He feels like something’s missing. Yes, yes, he needs… A bra! A bra? Well, could she help him? He’s never been good at undoing these. Carmella helps him with it, but will this really trick the rest of the SmackDown roster into thinking he’s not Truth?

 

SmackDown takes another look at Lars Sullivan.

After what the Leviathan did to Lucha House Party at Money in the Bank, you’d think he’d added them to his list of victims. A list of legends that include Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, both Matt and Jeff Hardy, and even R-Truth. But Kalisto, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik came back for more on Raw, and together they managed to at least survive an encounter with the Freak. But will he soon hunt them down and leave them laying yet again?

 

Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Carmella w/ R-Truth!

With a new SmackDown Women’s Champion, that means new opportunities. Will the Golden Goddess make up for falling short at Money in the Bank? Or will the FABULOUS Princess climb back towards the title?

SmackDown returns as Carmella makes her entrance with the 24/7 Champion. Wait, doesn’t wearing the belt give away that it’s him? Well, that doesn’t matter, because the bell rings on Fabulous VS Golden Goddess!

Mandy and Sonya can both obviously tell that’s Truth, but Mella tells them to focus on her. Carmella gets a Thesz Press and throws fast hands! Sonya bails Mandy out and Fire & Desire regroup. Carmella wants Mandy to hurry up and get back in, but Mandy chooses not to. Carmella goes after her and gets her back in for a FABULOUS Kick! Sonya talks trash so Carmella grabs at her! Carmella throws Sonya in and starts throwing down hands! But Mandy rolls Carmella up! TWO, and another FABULOUS Kick hits the mark! But then Carmella spots a wave of SmackDown superstars running down the ramp! She warns Truth and Truth scrambles into the ring!

No Contest

The FABULOUS Truth runs away together, Carmella on Truth’s back! But the superstars, from the B-Team to Shelton Benjamin to Apollo Crews to 205 Live’s THE Brian Kendrick, and one ref, following after! Jinder Mahal, Noam Dar, Akira Tozawa and possibly Matt Hardy are bringing up the rear as things go backstage via the crowd! Will Truth get away with his belt?

 

Backstage interview with the NEW SmackDown Women’s Champion, Bayley!

First she wins the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match, then cashes in hours later after Charlotte Flair beat Becky Lynch. It was a crazy and brutal night, but obviously Bayley would do it all again in a heartbeat. People still doubted Bayley, so she created her own opportunity so that no one can doubt her again. What should SmackDown know about Bayley the Champ over Bayley the Hugger? That she’s moved past the hugs, and that she dares every woman to bring their best.

 

SmackDown cameras catch up with Truth and Carmella.

They hurry to hide… in the WOMEN’S locker room!? That’s not gonna work! Truth runs out, but has to keep running from both SmackDown and 205 Live superstars! Sami walks past and is just confused and amused. Sami has his own chance against a champion, after the break!

 

Elias rehearses in the parking lot.

The Drifter keeps his guitar warm because he’s waiting for Roman to arrive. Will Shane have Elias’ back when The Big Dog enters the Yard?

 

Kofi Kingston VS Sami Zayn!

Kofimania beat Kevin Owens to show everyone he is a worthy world champion! But while Kevin is a sore loser, Sami is in a good mood. Because apparently Big E is down again! His bad leg was attacked by Kevin! Xavier tells Kofi to handle his business, he’ll take care of Big E. Medics come by, too, but will Kofi be able to focus after what just happened?

Kofi rushes the ring and wants right at Sami! The bell rings, and Kofi fires off! He puts Sami in a corner but the ref backs Kofi off. Kofi goes after Sami as he slips out of the ring with a big lariat! He puts Sami back in and counter punches Sami to a corner. Kofi stomps away but the ref backs him off. Kofi goes at Sami again but Sami dumps Kofi out. Sami grins while catching his breath. Sami fetches Kofi while fans rally up. He throws Kofi into steel steps! Sami mockingly applauds then refreshes the count. He drags Kofi up to throw hands then puts Kofi back in the ring. Sami stalks Kofi to rain down punches and stomps. The ref backs Sami off, but Sami walks into Kofi’s elbows. Kofi throws hands but Sami hits back. Sami whips but Kofi goes up and dropkicks back!

Sami bails out again and checks his teeth while fans rally up. Kofi catches his breath while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns as Sami and Kofi fight on the top rope. Sami rains down rights but fans rally for Kofi. Sami wants and hits a SUPERPLEX! He crawls to a cover, TWO! Kofi survives and Sami grows frustrated. Sami dares Kofi to stand. Kofi stands in a corner, Sami runs in but gets tackled! Kofi fires off furious right hands! He lets up and Sami ends up in a corner. Kofi clotheslines then whips corner to corner. Sami boots Kofi then runs out, but into double stomps! Fans fire up with Kofi as he aims from a corner. “New! Day Rocks!” as Kofi spins, but Sami ducks to back suplex. Kofi slips out to hit Trouble in Paradise! Cover, Kofi wins!

Winner: Kofi Kingston, by pinfall

Kofi’s still rolling on, and gets payback for his friend! But then Paul Heyman appears! The Advocate to the Beast in the Bank has the contract! Heyman teases opening the briefcase. Kofi is ripe for the picking, but it’s DOLPH ZIGGLER who attacks?! The Show-Off has been off SmackDown for weeks! He rains down rights and smothers Kofi into the mat, but why!? He throws Kofi into a corner and then stalks him to the apron. Ziggler bends Kofi back then throws him into the post! He grinds his knee into Kofi, then pulls his legs up for a post-assisted Boston Crab! Ziggler claws Kofi’s eyes!!

Ziggler lets Kofi fall to the floor, but he’s not done! He throws him over the commentary desk! And then drags him off it to grab a chair. He puts it around Kofi’s head! Ziggler drags Kofi up with the chair collar, to throw into the side of the desk!! Ziggler may have just crippled Kofi! But he won’t stop, he’s stomping the chair into Kofi’s face! Referees pry Ziggler off Kofi but the damage has been done. Then he comes back for more! He leaps and STOMPS the chair around Kofi’s head!! Kofi is barely moving, and that is when Ziggler decides to leave. Is Ziggler a Paul Heyman Guy?

The medical team gets a stretcher for Kofi. They carefully move the chair away, and just as carefully get Kofi on the body board. From there, Kofi is strapped in and put on the stretcher. Kofi wants to get up but the medics tell him to stay. Kofi stands! And he keeps his promise to Sami that he will walk out of here on his own two feet. Fans give Kofi support with “New! Day Rocks!” but is the dream of Kofimania coming to an end?

 

Roman Reigns walks into SmackDown!

But Elias finds him first. Where is he? On top of a SmackDown production truck. “Roman wants to be me, it makes so much sense. But when you talk, you sound as dumb as the people of Providence.” Roman’s jealous, jealous from the start. Jealous of Elias’ soul and Elias’ heart. It’s time to take the Big Dog for a walk. Roman just shakes his head and continues on. Their MITB rematch is coming, will SmackDown be the same?

 

Bayley & Becky Lynch VS Charlotte Flair & Lacey Evans!

The Sassy Southern Belle helped The Queen take one belt from The Man, but had no luck getting her own. And Charlotte didn’t have that belt for long, because Ms. Money in the Bank took it with a cash-in! Will the Model Soldier and #CharlotteNineTimes fare better together against #BeckyOneBelt and #BayleyTripleCrown? Or will the combined forces of the Raw and SmackDown Women’s Champions be too much for even them?

Before heading out, Becky Lynch has a backstage interview. She had quite the night at MITB with her two matches going on back-to-back. What is her mindset now that she’s down to just one title? Becky doesn’t feel right without the blue belt, but if someone else has to have it without having beat her for it, at least it’s Bayley. Bayley comes by and says that while #BeckyTwoBelts sounded nice, #BayleyTwoBelts sounds even better. Yeah, yeah. Becky would shake hands with Bayley but she can’t trust herself not to deck her old friend. Bayley wants Becky to calm down, but she does welcome The Man coming back around for her gold. Will these two manage to win to then go champ versus champ?

Becky makes her entrance first, followed by Bayley. The teams sort out while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Becky starts against Charlotte while Lacey covers her ears hearing the cheers for the champions. Charlotte shrugs it off as she circles with Becky, but then Becky goes after Lacey! Becky still owes Lacey for making her lose the SmackDown title, but then Charlotte saves Lacey by going after Becky. Charlotte drags Becky up but then Bayley runs in. Charlotte runs at Bayley because Bayley cashed in on her, but Bayley throws Charlotte out. Bayley helps Becky up but Becky doesn’t need help. But then Bayley saves Becky from Lacey, and Becky saves Bayley from Charlotte. The champs come to an understanding and focus on Charlotte.

Bayley tags in and Becky brings Charlotte up. SmackDown returns to single picture as Bayley bumps Charlotte off buckles. Charlotte blocks a bump to give a CHOP! And then give Bayley buckles bumps in return. Charlotte CHOPS Bayley more, but Bayley pushes her away. Charlotte runs back in but Bayley flapjacks her on buckles! Bayley runs back in to tackle her, then a knee. Charlotte dodges that to BOOT Bayley into buckles! Charlotte stomps Bayley over and over but the ref counts. The Queen backs off but drags Bayley up by her ponytail. Charlotte pulls Bayley against the rope but lets up at 4. Charlotte drags Bayley over and Lacey tags in. Lacey boucnes Bayley’s head off the mat but stops at 4.

Fans rally for Bayley but Lacey puts Bayley in a half camel clutch. She even adds in a cobra clutch so that she can dig her knuckles into Bayley’s head. Tag to Charlotte, and the Lady holds Bayley so the Queen can stomp her out! They stop at 4 and Charlotte brings Bayley up. Charlotte whips but Bayley reverses, only for Charlotte to tumble to the apron. Charlotte shoulders in but into Bayley’s knee! Bayley crawls but Charlotte yanks Becky down! Charlotte hurries to tackle Bayley into the corner and ram her shoulder in more! Lacey tags in and stomps Bayley. Tag to Charlotte and Charlotte CHOPS Bayley! Charlotte keeps Bayley away from Becky, and tells her to kiss this. Charlotte scoops but Bayley slips out and clotheslines Charlotte down!

Both women are down but Charlotte slumps out of the ring. She goes after Becky again but gets kicked away! Hot tag brings in The Man! And The Man goes after the Queen with an ax handle! Becky puts Charlotte in then climbs up to missile dropkick her down! She hits a calf kick then keeps moving, to dropkick Lacey down! Becky aims a kick at Charlotte, then climbs back up. Becky leaps for a flying forearm! Charlotte flounders but Becky is on her with a Becksploder! Fans fire up but Charlotte elbows Becky back. Charlotte gives Becky a backbreaker to buckle shot, then puts her leg on the ropes to drop a knee! Becky dodges and mule kicks! Then hits Lacey for good measure. But Charlotte boots Becky down!

Charlotte goes after the leg but gets pushed into buckles. Becky rolls Charlotte but Charlotte rolls through to hold the ropes! The ref sees that and stops, Becky counters to a Disarm-Her! But Lacey returns with a Woman’s Right! But Bayley returns to tag in! And Bayley hits Lacey out! But Charlotte trips Bayley, only to get a cradle counter! Bayley and Becky win!!

Winners: Bayley & Becky Lynch, Bayley pinning

The champs stand tall! They take their belts back, but they each want what the other has. Will Becky get back to being the Double Champ? Or will Bayley become the first and only Women’s Triple Double?

 

Carmella and R-Truth are still running around backstage!?

And Jinder Mahal catches up to them! Mahal kicks and rolls Truth up, the ref counts, TWO!! Truth fights Mahal off and catches up to Carmella. Carmella leads Truth to the parking lot. They just gotta get to a car! But the B-Team clobbers Truth! Bo covers but Axel yanks him off! Axel and Bo argue, but Truth crawls away. The B-Team go after him again but he fights them off! Truth and Carmella hurry but the B-Team is still in pursuit! Will the 24/7 Champion make it a full day with the belt?

 

SmackDown returns with a backstage interview with Dolph Ziggler.

After being MIA for weeks, he returns to viciously attack Kofi Kingston. But why? That question does deserve an answer, but Ziggler won’t give it here. He’ll give it out there. Ziggler returns to gorilla position and walks out on stage. Obviously fans boo and jeer, and he knows they’re upset. He’d boo himself, too. But this goes way back, to when Mustafa Ali got hurt and Kofi Kingston got his opportunity. Kofi knocked it out of the park, “but it should’ve been me.” Ziggler knows Kofi jumped through hoop after hoop and ran a gauntlet. After 11 long years of earning everything, Kofi was an overnight success, but it should be Ziggler. Kofi walked into Elimination Chamber and walked out the other side a star, but it should’ve been Ziggler!

Then Kofi went to Wrestlemania and fought Daniel Bryan for the WWE Championship, while Ziggler was at home! Wrestlemania became Kofimania because he was the better wrestler and man, but it should’ve been Ziggler. Every day since, Kofi has outperformed every single critic and opponent, and he’s been a fighting champion with the respect and admiration of the fans, but it should’ve been Ziggler! So that’s why Ziggler did what he did tonight. “I had to.” So at Super Showdown, Ziggler will beat Kofi for the title because he has to. Ziggler will become WWE Champion, and the fans will have no choice but to respect, admire and love Ziggler!! Because it should’ve been him all along. Is Ziggler going to come back from Super Showdown the world champion out of desperation?

 

Shane returns on stage.

Becuase he wants to introduce SmackDown’s Greatest Acquisition, Elias. The Drifter appears as he plays his guitar, and Shane O’Mac follows him down the ramp. But the Big Dog is on his way, too! Will this MITB rematch last longer than the original?

Roman Reigns VS Elias w/ Shane McMahon!

SmackDown returns again as Roman makes his entrance. He joins Elias in the ring and the bell rings. They tie up and Roman fires off uppercuts! Elias flounders out of the ring but Roman pursues. Shane stays close but then Elias gets another uppercut! Roman bumps Elias off barriers, then takes aim to hit the Drive-By dropkick! Shane hurries away as Roman puts Elias in the ring. Roman makes sure Shane stays away, then join Elias in the ring. Elias kicks the ropes to get Roman low! DDT and cover, TWO! Elias is frustrated but Shane has confidence. Elias stomps Roman then rains down rights. He throws Roman right into a post! Roman falls out of the ring but Elias pursues to clothesline him back down! Elias strikes his new pose while we go to one more break.

SmackDown returns once more, and Roman hits Elias with a leaping lariat! Shane panics as Roman gives Elias the point-blank clotheslines! Roman goes up to 10, then runs to BOOT Elias down! Fans fire up with Roman as he locks ‘n’ loads! Shane waits to trip Roman up! Elias hits a leaping knee! Elias electric chair lifts but Roman slips out! Roman shoves Elias to uppercut him hard! Roman puts Elias up top to uppercut him again! Then Roman climbs to join Elias, and fireman’s carries! Elias fights back and slips out to get the electric chair again! He spins Roman for the sit-out powerbomb! Cover, TWO!! Elias is shocked but Shane keeps focus for both of them. Shane coaches Elias up and Elias drags Roman to his feet. Fans duel as Elias fisherman, but Roman gets free to headbutt!

The two mean brawl back and forth with big haymakers now. Fans continue to duel, but Roman uppercuts only to get a big knee from Elias! SUPERMAN PUNCH! Cover, but Shane helps Elias get the ropebreak! Roman knows it was Shane but Shane plays dumb. Roman goes out and gives Shane a Drive-By! But Elias baseball slides Roman! Then throws him into barriers and a post! And then the steel steps! Elias puts Roman in and hurries up top. Elias leaps, Macho Elbow! Cover, TWO!! Elias rains down rights and then Shane tells him to go after a buckle pad. Elias undoes a pad, but the ref sees that. This is so Shane can give Elias his guitar! Shane distracts the ref and Elias picks up the guitar, but Roman SPEARS Elias! Cover, Roman wins!

Winner: Roman Reigns, by pinfall

But Shane goes right after him! Shane rains down rights on Roman, then picks up Elias’ guitar for himself. Shane aims at Roman, but gets a SUPERMAN PUNCH! Roman glares, and eyes Elias’ guitar. Roman picks the guitar up and Shane begs for mercy. Shane crawls to a corner, but here comes Drew McIntyre! CLAYMORE! Shane and McIntyre talk trash on Roman and Shane raises McIntyre’s hand. Roman goes down because Shane has more than one henchman. Will Roman have to have his head on a swivel at Super Showdown?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown to follow up Raw and MITB! Shane’s backstage phone call aside, the main segment of Big E’s return was a great opening. Big E was on point, hasn’t missed a beat. Sami and Kevin had a great part in this, too, from Kevin being grumpy to Sami having the two mics and being extra hyper. Kofi VS Sami was a great match, though I’m surprised that wasn’t he main event. But again, Roman was on the show so… That aside, Ziggler surprising everyone with his attack was a good move for him, and he delivered his “It should’ve been me” jealousy promo, but I’m not sure being jealous and bitter is the way to go. And it is a bit of a shame this isn’t going to be for Extreme Rules but for Super Showdown, because just imagine these two going No Disqualifications with this same motivations.

Ali VS Almas was a great opening match, too! It’s at least some semblance of making it up to Ali by having him win, since he was screwed out in more ways than one at MITB. Even though Demon Balor is not losing at Super Showdown and certainly not to Almas, it would be great if Ali’s win here prompts his own run at the Intercontinental Championship. Though, I do wish WWE wouldn’t give away it would be Demon Balor. Making the Demon a surprise is part of the fun. But I suppose it wouldn’t sell Super Showdown if he didn’t go Demon. The 24/7 Championship being all over the show was great, though I wished Sonya or Mella would try something. But at least now Truth can say he’s the longest reigning 24/7 Champion.

The women’s tag match tonight was really good, and I enjoy the tease that, especially in a Wild Card era, Becky and Bayley want to go belt for belt down the line. Obviously Charlotte and Lacey are far from out of the picture, perhaps both Raw and SmackDown can hold contenders tournaments heading towards Stomping Grounds. It would at least look better if Charlotte and/or Lacey had to earn their matches again instead of it just being automatic. Becky VS Lacey again is fine, but I would hope WWE serves us by having Charlotte lose to either Ember Moon, Mandy or Sonya. Bayley being a new champion should mean new match-ups, so her and any of the others would be great. Save Bayley VS Becky for Summerslam or Survivor Series.

Roman VS Elias and Shane running around obviously made for a better match than MITB’s, but it should’ve been obvious McIntyre would help after the match. Again I say this is Shane unofficially recreating the Mean Street Posse, and I hope this builds towards Survivor Series. But chances are, Super Showdown’s Roman VS Shane match just turns into a stepping stone towards that, which is actually a shame. Though, so much of Super Showdown isn’t really necessary, it is just fanservice to Saudi Arabia, so I suppose it would be par for the course.

My Score: 8.4/10


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