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#BrokenNews The Agreeing Man To Be Crowned Winner Of The Rumble Of Royalty?

Published

6 years ago

January 18, 2018

In what can only be seen as a shock to the various deities, the Agreeing Man known as Daniel Bryan has been in the sheets of dirt lately for the most illogical of reasons. According to these sheets of ground-like substances, the odds of betting with various sites upon the web have our bearded brother being crowned the winner of the Rumble of Royalty.

Before all of this, Daniel Bryan had not be allowed to perform his craft by the entertaining wrestling of the world. The man of three H’s elaborated on this recently by claiming it was about protecting the life essence of our agreeing brother. While this makes sense from him, Bryan had been sent to other specialists on the craft of health. Mostly ones the organization sent him to.

These medicine men were able to tell Daniel through various pictures of nuclear design that his brain life essence was WONDERFUL! Due to this, more than a few wondered why brother Bryan was not allowed to perform the art of wrestling with the entertaining wrestling of the world. This is why it comes as a shock to the deities that the Agreeing Man has become a favorite among the odds of betting.

The Odds Of Betting Believe Daniel Bryan Will Be Crowned Winner Of The Rumble Of Royalty

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One sheet of dirt proclaimed that the sites upon the web regarding odds of betting took Bryan from a 66/1 favorite to a 9/1 and 10/1 favorite in the days of recent living in the 2,018 year of our lord. These places of betting who made the shift are Paddy Power, Skybet, and Betfair. They are popular among the gabbling infidels, who wish to chance their economical paper and coin upon others outside themselves.

The apparent reason for this shift has to do with Daniel Bryan claiming that if his career of agreement in the art of wrestling is not allowed to continue by the Mania of Wrestling, he would be deleting himself from the organization. Our agreeing brother wants out from the organization in which wrestling is entertaining, but only if he cannot perform.

The sites upon the web feel that the organization would never allow Daniel Bryan to delete himself. Especially just a few full moons shy of his contract’s deletion in the ninth month of the 2,018th year of our lord. Bryan has never been crowned winner of any Rumble of Royalty in his agreeing history, though he has taken part in this battle a number of times.

However, throughout the history of the money which is smart….the being that seems to have the most economical paper thrown upon him is the winner of this royal battle. As these beings somehow attain magical knowledge from the people who put on this battle annually.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Mitchell’s AEW Continental Classic Update! (11/27/23)

What a start to the tournament!

Published

5 months ago

November 27, 2023

Steven Mitchell

Did your picks win points?

The AEW Continental Classic is underway, with almost everyone competing. Check in here if you haven’t seen the winners and losers of week 1!

Here are your Gold League standings!

Jon Moxley: 1-0, 3 points
Swerve Strickland: 1-0, 3 points
Jay White: 1-0, 3 points
Rush: 0-1, 0 points
Mark Briscoe: 0-1, 0 points.
Jay Lethal: 0-1, 0 points

Here are your Blue League standings!

Brody King: 1-0, 3 points
Claudio Castagnoli: 1-0, 3 points
Daniel Garcia: 0-1, 0 points
Eddie Kingston: 0-1, 0 points
Bryan Danielson: Yet to Compete
Andrade El Idolo: Yet to Compete

My Thoughts:

Nothing too crazy, nothing too wild, this tournament only just got started. The only disappointing point is that they could not get Bryan “cleared to compete” Saturday night. Not sure how much of that is shoot given the bad eye, but this was kinda the problem of wanting him in the tournament over tons of other choices. Bryan wants to face Okada for WrestleKingdom 18, how is Bryan supposed to do that at his best if he’s also gonna be in a round robin, doing five top level matches in about as many weeks? And it takes away from Andrade being able to do something. Also a little surprised we didn’t even hear from Andrade on Saturday.

Now as we heard on Saturday, round two’s matches are set. Gold League will see Mark Briscoe VS Rush, White VS Swerve, and of course, Moxley VS Lethal. Nice variety there, a couple 0-1 guys facing off, as well as two 1-0 guys, and then 1-0 VS 0-1. No offense to Lethal, but he feels like an 0-2 going up against Moxley. Hard to call the other ones but that’s the fun of it. Meanwhile, Blue League sees Brody VS Claudio in a showdown to be 2-0, then Bryan and Andrade finally jump in, Bryan against Eddie and Andrade against Garcia. Sadly, feels like Eddie and Garcia are going 0-2, no way Tony Khan is booking Bryan and Andrade to lose their first shots.

In fact, that could be half the reason they did wait on those two, that’s almost too good for just a first round opener. But I still would’ve done it, same as NJPW does stuff like that for round robins, which this is all modeled after anyway.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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AEW announces Continental Classic entrants

The C2 is set!

Published

5 months ago

November 22, 2023

Steven Mitchell

Tony Khan Reveals the Blue and Gold “Leagues!”

Originally livestreamed, Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone officially announced the twelve total entrants and divided them into the two round robin blocks known as the “Blue League” and “Gold League.” If you don’t feel like sifting through the almost 30 minute video, the groups are:

Blue League

Bryan Danielson
Andrade El Idolo
Brody King
Claudio Castagnoli
Daniel Garcia
Eddie Kingston

Gold League

Jon Moxley
Swerve Strickland
Rush
Mark Briscoe
Jay Lethal
Jay White

Tony Khan also explains the rules for the Continental Classic:

Every match has a 20 minute time limit
The winner of each match earns 3 points, losers earn 0, 1 point for a draw
EVERYONE ELSE is banned from ringside for true 1v1 action

Eddie Kingston also joined the selection special as his “life’s work” is on the line in this tournament, both the ROH World Championship and NJPW Strong Openweight Championship on the line as part of the modern day North American Triple Crown Eddie, Tony Khan, AEW, ROH and NJPW are looking to create together. Gold League competes tonight on Dynamite while Blue League will have their start this Saturday on Collision. Look for more articles like this one to keep up with the Continental Classic standings over the next six weeks of tournament action!

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!