Hello again, hello. It’s that time again to put the ‘Flashback Friday‘ into Flashback Friday as we leap through the WWE Network Pay Per View by Pay Per View and show by show in as random a way possible.
Last week’s vote was such a roaring success that we did it again and you (or at least 42% of you) voted for Saturday Night’s Main Event. From what I can gather ( I didn’t watch it at the time) This was a special show that was designed to bridge the large gap between pay per views as WWE was only running FOUR a year at the time. Hard to imagine that now as we have had monthly pay per view since 1995 and it’s become a wrestling staple.
But what was it like?
Was it any good?
Was it better than last week’s WCW Thunder?
Actually the last one was a trick question. NOTHING can be as bad as last week’s WCW Thunder, although I feel we’ll get a few contenders. To answer the other two we leap into an episode of said show.
Saturday Night’s Main Event
February 8th 1992
We open with our commentators for this evening, Vince McMahon and Bobby Heenan. They discuss some matches that are happening tonight (Randy Savage vs Jake Roberts and Hulk Hogan & Sid Justice vs Ric Flair & The Undertaker) and Bobby Heenan compares Randy Savage’s wife/manager, Miss Elizabeth, to a begging dog.
Roddy Piper vs The Mountie
Piper takes off his kilt but not his shirt as Jimmy Hart attacks him from behind. Piper turns his attentions to Jimmy Hart allowing Mountie to attack from behind too with fists before throwing PIper out of the ring. Piper gets back in the ring and Clotheslines both men sending Jimmy Hart out of the ring and knocking Mountie to the canvas where a cover gets Piper an early two count. Mountie heads out of the ring and into Jimmy Hart’s arms for a comforting hug but Piper follows and cracks their heads together with a Double Noggin Knocker. A Right Hand knocks Mountie down and allows Piper to roll him back into the ring. As Piper gets into the ring, Jimmy Hart grabs at Piper’s ankle allowing Mountie to unleash a barrage of stomps.
We see a picture in picture of with Bret Hart saying he doesn’t care who wins here, all he wants is his belt back. Back to the action and Mountie gets a two from a spinning Back Elbow. A Bodyslam by Mountie would have been followed by a Big Splash had Piper not gotten his knees up to block the move. Piper unloads on Mountie with Right Hands but a Bulldog is foiled when Mountie pushes Piper into the referee before hitting Piper with a Piledriver. Jimmy Hart hands Mountie a cup of water which, for reasons, he pours over Piper and not the referee before taking his cattle prod and zapping Piper with it. Miraculously, Piper stands straight back up and Right Hands Mountie before taking posession of the cattle prod. After throwing Jimmy Hart from the ring, he zaps Mountie with the cattle prod. The referee regains conciousness as Piper makes the cover and the ref counts the three to give Piper the win. Post match, Piper finally removes his shirt to reveal he’s wearing a Shock Proof shirt.
Winner: Roddy Piper (Still Intercontinental Champion)
We see the end of the 1992 Royal Rumble with Hulk Hogan, Sid Justice and Ric Flair complete with different commentary and background noise. This time around there are boos when Hogan is eliminated. Following that we see a press conference where WWE President, Jack Tunney, announces Hulk Hogan as the number one contender to the WWE Title at Wrestlemania 8. A desicion that Sid Justice, after the press conference calls ‘Bogus‘. In an interview taped this morning, Sid Justice has calmed down a bit and apologises to anyone who may have taken what he previously said the wrong way, especially Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan & Sid Justice vs Ric Flair & The Undertaker
Prior to the match we see a backstage interview with Sean Mooney interviewing Hulk Hogan and Sid Justice. Mooney blatantly ignores Sid so he walks off as Hulk Hogan discusses Sid’s apology and says he is looking forward to his match with Flair at Wrestlemania.
Flair and Sid start and they are both wearing red. A Collar and Elbow Tie-up before Flair rakes Sid’s eyes. An Irish Whip is reversed by Sid and Flair hits the buckles so hard he rebounds back out of the corner and is Back Body Dropped by Sid. Sid Hip Tosses Flair who slides to the outside. Hogan tags in and he Irish Whips Flair so hard he rebounds back out of the corner and is Back Body Dropped. That last bit seemed familiar. Hogan Hip Tosses Flair. Again I’ve seen this somewhere. He does something new when he Hip Tosses Undertaker. Hogan rams Undertaker’s head into Sid’s knee before tagging him in. I admit I rewound this because Flair is on the apron and I didn’t see a tag. There was no tag! Flair got Hip Tossed and left the ring!
Sid knees Undertaker in the gut and Undertaker hits Sid with an Uppercut but for whatever reason Undertaker is unable to Bodyslam Sid. Sid can Bodyslam Undertaker though which he kindly proves before ramming Undertaker’s head into Hogan’s knee. Hogan tags in gives a Bodyslam to Undertaker and then Flair followed by a Clothesline each. Hogan puts Undertaker in a Headlock and tags Sid who Boots Undertaker in the ribs. A whip off the rope is telegraphed and Undertaker catches Sid with an Uppercut . Flair and Undertaker hit Sid with a Double Clothesline and Flair makes the cover getting a two before Hogan breaks the count, but don’t worry the ref is complaining to Hogan that he’s not legal when he broke the count. He should talk to Flair. A double Atomic Drop gets Undertaker a two as it’s broken again by Hogan. Undertaker and Flair attempt a Double Suplex but it’s broken as Hogan is in the ring again. Hogan and Sid Double Boot Flair in the face and Double Clothesline Undertaker out of the ring
Back from the ads and Undertaker hits Sid with yet another uppercutt before throwing him head first into the corner and tagging Flair who kicks Sid in the ribs and Chops him before connecting with some Right Hands. Hogan complains to the referee about double teaming as Flair and Undertaker double team Sid with a choke on the ropes. Undertaker tags in and climbs to the top turnbuckle and launches at Sid hitting a throat thrust. Flair is in again and they attempt a Double Suplex again. This time it is thwarted by a Double Noggin Knocker. Hogan tags in and hits Right Hands to Flair, Undertaker and Paul Bearer before Flair attacks Hogan from behind injuring his knee. He jumps off the ropes bringing his full weight down on Hogan’s knee and applies the Figure Four. Sid stands on the apron watching before adjusting his own knee pads. Hogan manages to roll Flair over breaking the hold and he crawls to his corner. Before he makes it to the corner, Undertaker has tagged in and stomps on Hogan before launching himself at Hogan with an always impressive Flying Clothesline. Flair tags in and Chops Hogan before climbing to the top turnbuckle. Long time watchers of Ric Flair will know this rarely works and he gets Gorrilla Pressed off the turnbuckles by Hogan who again crawls for the tag. Undertaker is back in and he drags away from Sid before choking Hogan in the corner. Flair tags in and Chops Hogan to zero effect. Flair and Undertaker Irish Whip Hogan and he hits the buckles so hard he rebounds back out of the corner and Clotheslines both opponents. Again Hogan goes to tag Sid. This time Sid jumps off the apron and walks away. Flair and Undertaker continue to stomp away at Hogan before Flair throws the referee across the ring. The ref calls for the bell disqualifying Flair. Post match, Brutus Beefcake causes a distraction allowing Hogan to clear the ring of both Undertaker and Flair.
Winners: Hulk Hogan & Sid Justice
Backstage, Sean Mooney finally wants to talk to Sid Justice and acuses him of turning on his friend Hulk Hogan. Sid tells him to ‘Shut up‘ and says he didn’t turn on his friends as he has none before adding that with a friend like Hogan he needs no enemies. He can’t believe that Hogan is Number one contender because he says Hogan can’t beat Flair on Hogan’s best day and Hogan can’t beat Sid on Sid’s worse day.
“You know something Mean Gene”.
Mean Gene is backstage with Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake. Hogan says Sid is a liar who knows nothing about friendship. He says Sid has stone cold eyes and ice water in his veins. He’s glad that while Sid turned his back on him, Brutus Beefcake was there for him. Beefcake says the last time Hogan was there for him was after his parasailing accident when Hogan was in the hospital bed next to him with his heart piumping blood into Beefcake’s veins. Seriously, he actually said that.
Jim Duggan & Sgt Slaughter vs Blake Beverly & Beau Beverly
Remember last week during Thunder I was discussing how Mike Enos was Blake Beverly? Well by genuine coincidence, here he is! He starts with Jim Duggan and they lock up and roll up the ropes before an eye rake gives Blake control and he keeps it with kicks and knees in the corner. An Irish Whip is cushioned by Slaughter and Duggan rebounds out of it with a Clothesline. How many times has someone rebounded out of a corner? What makes it worse is that each time, it’s the SAME corner!! Blake throws Duggan of the ropes where Beau hits him in the back with a steel scroll. The Beverlys double team Duggan when Beau Leap Frogs over Blake and comes crashing down across Duggan’s back. Beau shoots Duggan of the ropes but he keeps his head down too long and is kicked in the face by Duggan. This gives him time to tag Slaughter who unleashes a series off rights on Blake and (yep another one) an Irish whip into the corner so hard that he rebounds out into a Back Body Drop by Slaughter. Can’t anyone get Irish Whipped into that corner and stay there? Are there springs in the pads? Slaughter applies an Abdominal Stretch but it’s quickly broken up by Beau so Slaughter hits Blake with a Backbreaker that gets a two. Slaughter Bodyslams Blake, Back Body Drops Beau and smacks Blake in the face with the steel scroll. Duggan then hits Blake with a Three Point Stance Clothesline and Slaughter pins him
Winners: Jim Duggan & Sgt Slaughter
We see highlights of the Jake Roberts/Randy Savage feud. Jake’s cobra bit Savage on the arm on Superstars in November while Savage released a really girly scream (watch it back) and from Tuesday In Texas, Jake slapped Savage’s wife Elizabeth.We then see a short promo where Jake threatens to slap Elizabeth again if she shows up tonight.
Randy Savage vs Jake Roberts
As Jake wanders to the ring we see Mean Gene with Randy Savage. Savage says what happened would make most men go over the edge and insane but not him. He knows what he’s going to do to Jake tonight before adding that he might be insane and t’s time for Jake Roberts to find out how insane he is.
The bell rings with both men outside the ring where Savage blocks a Right Hand from Jake and hits one of his own before shoving Jake into the ring post. Both men kick each other in the ribs before Savage tugs Jake’s arm pulling him into the post yet again. In the ring Savage chokes Jake with his foot forcing the ref to break it up. Savage Elbows Jake in the face and draws blood before a knee sends Jake into the corner. Finally someone goes in that corner and doesn’t immediately bounce out of it. Savage digs his fingers into the cut on Jake’s nose but a thumb to the eye by Jake gets Savage off him and then Jake launches Savage over the top rope and out of the ring. Savage slides back into the ring and attacks Jake with an Axe Handle but, when he goes to ram Jake into the turnbuckles, Jake reverses it and Savage goes head first into the buckles after which Jake again lobs Savage out of the ring.
Jake follows savage and throws Savage face first into the ring post with a clunk twice. We come back from the ads as Savage drags himself into the ring. Jake grabs Savage and Irish Whips him. However, Savage reverses it and GOD DAMN IT!!! Jake hits the buckles so hard he rebounds back out into a back elbow. On the plus side, at least it’s a different corner. Savage climbs to the top turnbuckle but is stopped in mid air by a punch to the gut by Jake who follows with the DDT. Instead of going for a pin Jake taunts the crowd while the referee starts a ten count, bit like a Last Man Standing Match even though this isn’t one. At eight, Jake grabs Savage and drops him with a Short Arm Clothesline. Jake grabs Savage for a second DDT but Savage counters it by Backdropping Jake out of the ring. Savage climbs to the top turnbuckle and Flying Axe Handles Jake into the barrier a-la Ricky Steamboat before WrestleMania 3. One Flying Elbow later and Savage is your winner. Post match Savage flies over various officials and referees and hits Jake with a second Flying Elbow. Miss Elizabeth comes to the ring to celebrate with Savage and we are done.
Winner: Randy Savage
Post Show: I don’t know if it’s because it’s WWE, if it’s the era I grew up with or if it’s just because it’s better, but this show was miles better than Thunder. Most matches on here were good and the one that wasn’t as good was at least short. Well done.
Match Of The Night: Savage vs Jake. The rest were just matches on a show. These two wanted to tear each other apart. It’s not brilliant from a technical standpoint but it had all the chemistry and drama that you need.
MVP: Sid. From his heel turn and walking out of an interview to his clearly fake apology and yelling at Sean Mooney, Sid was amazing here.
With that I am done here. As always I can be found on Twitter @@Callaweasy2220 where I live tweet my way through Raw, Smackdown, NXT and when there’s one on, Pay Per View. This will probably go out after the Greatest Royal Rumble but, like a good bus service, I’m sure there will be another one along shortly. The vote continues over @theCHAIRSHOTcom where YOU can vote on the next review I do so head there also.
I’m going blue and that means I’m about to leap. I’ve been Stevie C in the meantime #UseYourHead and ALWAYS have an Angle.
“Take it away Stephen”
Chairshot Classics: WWE SummerSlam 2007
The Twentieth edition of SummerSlam is here and it features three World Titles. John Morrison will clash with CM Punk for the ECW Title. John Cena faces off with Randy Orton in their first singles match for the WWE Strap. Oh yeah, there’s Batista/Khali too…
The Continental Airlines Arena in East Rutherford, New Jersey is jammed packed with a sold-out crowd of 17,441. The tickets for this SummerSlam went on sale December 30, 2016 and sold-out in forty minutes. This netted the WWE over a Million bucks in ticket sales alone. This number doesn’t include the other 537,000 Pay-Per-View buys that were 30 bucks a pop, either. The theme song for the evening is “Whine Up” by Kat DeLuna Feat. Elephant Man. Lets get to it and head into the arena because apparently “The Party is Over”.
The opening monologue is great and is the better we have had in a few years. It begins by highlighting the return of the Sultan of the 619, Rey Mysterio from injury. Next up is Batista challenging The Punjabi Nightmare and World Heavyweight Champion, The Great Khali. Next we see The Viper Randy Orton and his quest to take the WWE Title off of John Cena. Just as the narrator says “Get ready for the party of the summer” his voice is cut off and the screen burns up. Through the fire a video of Triple H being rebuilt like the Terminator begins. This is done to hype up the return of Triple H, who is also on his way back from Injury. It shows the build of his feud with the false king, King Booker. The Motorhead song, and Triple H’s theme, “King of Kings” plays as the video rolls on. Like I said, great opening here folks.
Michael Cole welcomes us in to the sold-out arena and introduces his SmackDown announce partner, John “Bradshaw” Layfield. They then turn it over to the Raw announce team of Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler. They then send it over to the ECW crew of Tazz and Joey Styles. They then send it back to the SmackDown guys who introduce the competitor in the first match Kane. Kane enters and has the ribs taped up. This is from a previous attack at the hands of Finlay and his Shillelagh. The entrance stag here is cool and looks like a 90’s Bash at the Beach set. His opponent is out next and Finlay wastes no time getting to the ring. This is a feud that was rushed together because Finlay spilled a cup of coffee on Kane. This is a common theme for this SummerSlam, as a lot of injuries occurred around this time.
Kane is quick with the first punch, an uppercut, and pounds Finlay into the corner. He whips Finlay into the ropes and drops him with a back elbow that he follows up with a dropped elbow. Kane scoopslams Finlay next and is already selling the rib injury. The momentum stays in Kane’s favor and he works Finlay with a lot of rope chokes. Of course the ref is there to break these, and Kane is growing frustrated with the ref for this. Finlay finally does something and catches Kane with a big boot after he is whipped to the corner. Finlay takes to the second rope but Kane smokes him with a right hand and Finlay falls to the outside. The clap from this right hand is loud and really looked to have landed solid. Kane joins Finlay on the outside and flattens him with a big boot before returning him to the ring. For some reason Kane tries to take to the top rope, but Finlay chops his leg out. This sends Kane crashing into the turnbuckle, ribs first. Finlay starts to stomp the ribs of Kane and eventually splashes onto them. This leads to a cover for Finlay, but Kane kicks it out. Finlay puts Kane in a single leg crab and starts to stretch the big man. Kane turns him over after some time and out of nowhere Kane nails Finlay with an enziguri. This gets the first real pop of the night from the fans and me as well.
Both men are slow to rise to their feet but Kane gets there first. He nails Finlay with a pair of uppercuts before landing a big boot that lays Finlay on his back. Kane whips Finlay into the corner and charges with a clothesline. He then picks Finlay up with one arm and gives him a sidewalk slam. Kane goes for the cover but Finlay gets the shoulder up at two. Kane takes to the skies and comes off the top rope with a diving lariat. The ribs are really bothering Kane at this point and both men are slow to regain their footing. Kane charges Finlay, who is in the corner, but Finlay dodges him and Kane collides with the turnbuckle. Finlay then delivers a leg drop to the ribs of Kane and attempts a cover. This is only a two and Finlay does a good job of selling the shock here. Finlay then leaves the ring and checks under it. The crowd really pops when the Cruiserweight Champion, and resident leprechaun, appears. Hornswoggle joins Finlay in the ring but as soon as they do Kane sits up in his usual fashion. When Kane is on his feet Hornswoggle runs from the ring and Kane catches Finlay with the big boot. Kane then leaves the ring and grabs the leprechaun, who is trying to escape back under the ring. Kane throws him into the ring ad tries for the double chokeslam. The rib injury is cause for problem here and is struggling to left them up. This opens the window for Finlay to kick the ribs and escape the grasp of Kane. He kicks the ribs a few more times and then hits Kane with a kneeling DDT. Finlay goes for a cover and Kane is still able to get a shoulder up. Finlay is frustrated and removes the turnbuckle cover. The ref comes over a puts it back on, but the distraction allows Finlay to bring his Shillelagh into the ring. Kane stops the attack with an uppercut and is now staring at the weapon. The ref grabs it first and turns his back to remove it. This is when Finlay rolls from the ring and is handed another one from under the ring and strikes Kane in the ribs with it. He then tries to steal the win with a roll-up pin but Kane manages to kick it out. Kane nails the chokeslam next and the fans count along as the ref bangs the three count. Not a fan of this opening match and it surely can be skipped over. Match Time-8:54
We see Jonathon Coachmen and he is joined by Vince McMahon and some of his lackeys. They include SmackDown GM, Teddy Long, Steven Regal and Alejandro. The men look to be in a room that is set-up for a Tiki Party. Coachmen tells Vince “This is party central” to which Vince replies “Four men. How can you have Party Central with four men? Where are the women?” MVP eventually joins the party and issues a non-wrestling match challenge to Matt Hardy. This is because MVP is unable to wrestle because he was diagnosed with a rare heart condition, Wolf-Parkinsons-White Syndrome. It was easily treated, but MVP just had to take a break from the ring to do so. This whole segment is straight goofy. Next.
We are back in the arena and Mr. Kennedy is quick to make his way to the ring. We get JR and The King back for this Triple Threat bout that is for the Intercontinental Championship. Mr. Kennedy takes to the mic and re-introduces himself to the fans and they react positively to this. The next challenger out is Carlito. Carlito has a few words for Kennedy before the Champion is introduced. Umaga makes his way to the ring, and this is another match that was just thrown together after the original plans fell through. Originally it was scheduled to be Umaga Vs. The MTV Jackass Crew. They backed out at that last minute due to not wanting to be associated with all the recent controversy surrounding the Chris Benoit situation. This would have included a boxing match between Hornswoggle and Wee Man. What could of been. The next plan also had to be scrapped, as Jeff Hardy was going to face Umaga for the Strap here, but he was sent home four days prior for thirty days. The reason being “Unspecified Violation of Company Policy.” Hmm…
Umaga makes quick work of the other two competitors with some big right hands. Kennedy rolls from the ring and Carlito is whipped to the corner. Carlito then rolls from the ring and starts to form a plan with Kennedy to take on Umaga together. Both men enter from opposite sides of the ring but this plan backfires and Umaga lays them both down with more right hands. Kennedy again rolls from the ring while Carlito is whipped to the corner. Kennedy grabs the foot of Umaga though and this allows Carlito to dropkick him out of the ring. Umaga falls to the floor and Kennedy uses a scissor kick to drive Umaga’s shoulder into the steps. Kennedy returns to the ring but Carlito is quick to roll him up for the pin. It looks like Carlito may get the three but the ref notices him using the rope for leverage so he stops the count. Both men hit their feet and Kennedy hits Carlito with a clothesline. Soon after Kennedy attempts a second one but this one Carlito ducks and lands a springboard back elbow. Carlito covers but only gets a two.
Kennedy eventually gets some offense in, and after a inverted side Russian leg sweep, Umaga is starting to stir on the outside. This doesn’t go unnoticed, and Kennedy attempts to baseball slide him. Umaga catches his foot and yanks him from the ring. After a quick beat down of Kennedy, Umaga returns to the ring and turns his attention on Carlito. He hits Carlito with a scoopslam and then comes off from the second turnbuckle with the diving headbutt. Carlito finds himself in the corner with Umaga charging him next. This backfires when Kennedy pulls Carlito from harms way and Umaga splashes into the turnbuckle. Kennedy then takes a monitor from the announce table and rams it into the top of Umaga’s head. When Kennedy tries to return to the ring Carlito sends him flying off the apron with a forearm. Carlito goes for a cover but the Samoan Bulldozer kicks out. Kennedy returns to the ring and once again Carlito convinces him they need to work together on this one. The double suplex fails them and Umaga lifts them both up for a suplex of his own. Umaga makes quick work of the two, hitting Carlito with a Samoan drop and Kennedy with a swinging sidewalk slam. He covers Kennedy, but Carlito is there to break it up. For this, Carlito is rewarded with a superkick that sends him flying into the corner. Umaga rams his ass into the face of Carlito before he charges at Kennedy. This doesn’t work out for Umaga, and Kennedy pulls the top rope down sending the big man crashing to the floor. He hits Carlito with the Green Bay Plunge and goes for a cover. Umaga re-enters the ring, though, and breaks it up. Umaga then hits Kennedy with the Samoan Spike and makes the cover. The ref counts the three and Umaga retains the IC Title. The match wasn’t good at all and is definitely worth hitting fast forward on. Match Time-7:35
Chairshot Classics: NXT TakeOver Chicago (5/20/17)
Open: “Welcome to the city of wind, the city where champions become legend. The city where underdogs defy the impossible, turning fairy-tale endings into reality. Tonight, true champions will be defined.” This is NXT TakeOver: Chicago.
Match #1: Eric Young w/SAnitY vs. Roderick Strong
Roderick enters from the crowd and shoves Killian face-first into the ring post, plants Wolfe spine-first on top of the barricade, slides into the ring and we’re underway. Strong fires away with right hands, Young comes back with a kick, tries to send him head-first into the top turnbuckle, Roddy blocks it, returns the favor and scores with stinging chops. He shoots EY to the opposite corner, elevated him with a back body drop off the rebound, Strong clotheslines him over the top, then goes out in pursuit. The Messiah of the Backbreaker unloads with more chops, Young fires back with a right, rolls him back into the ring and slides in, they exchange shots and EY hits the ropes.
Roderick explodes up with a dropkick, batters Young with more chops and clubbing blows, whips him to the corner and charges in, EY surprises him with a back elbow, then delivers a back suplex. He puts the boots to Roddy, bludgeons him with elbows to the back, hits the ropes for a swinging neckbreaker and gets a count of 2. EY grounds Strong with a chinlock, The Messiah of the Backbreaker finds his footing, Young clobbers him across the spine again, sends him to the corner and follows in. Roddy gets the boot up, looks to whip EY to the opposite corner, double reversal, Strong charges in and gets caught by a back elbow, staggers to the ropes and comes back with a clothesline.
He hammers Young with a series of strikes, EY stumbles to the corner, Roderick rushes in with a stiff right hand, then whips him across. Young flips himself to the apron, The Messiah of the Backbreaker rocks him with a big boot, hits the ropes for a baseball slide to Wolfe, ducks under a clothesline from Dain and sweeps EY’s legs on the apron. Killian flattens Roddy with a running crossbody out of the referee’s sight, Young steps out and drapes Strong over the apron, clocks him with a kick to the head, then slides back into the ring. He drags Roderick inside and drives him head-first off the top turnbuckle, goes to the 2nd rope and lifts him with a hanging dragon sleeper, allows Roddy to fall to the mat, then comes off with an elbow drop that gets 2. EY batters The Messiah of the Backbreaker with heavy shots, chokes him over the bottom rope, the official steps in to back him off, Wolfe delivers a cheap shot and Young covers, but again only gets a 2 count.
He sends Strong throat-first into the top rope for a 1 count, chokes him using the middle rope, snapmares Roderick over and wrenches away on the neck. Roddy works to a vertical base, gets dropped by a back elbow, EY hooks the leg for another 1 count, then rams him head-first off the top turnbuckle. Young corners Roddy and goes back to the 2nd rope, tries to hang him with the dragon sleeper again, The Messiah of the Backbreaker, fights his way out of it, EY tries to come off the 2nd rope, but gets hit mid-air by a dropkick. Both guys struggle back to their feet, Young charges near the ropes, runs into a back elbow, Roderick starts to build momentum with right hands and clotheslines, sends EY to the ropes and he hangs on, attempts to catch Strong walking in with a kick, but it’s blocked.
Roddy pulls Young into a modified backbreaker, measures him in the corner for a running knee, plants him with an inverted back suplex and goes into a lateral press, but only gains a near fall. Young wisely rolls out of the ring for a breather, Roderick reaches out through the ropes to grab him, EY drags him to the outside, then drops him on the floor with the Youngblood. EY tosses Strong in and rolls into a cover, The Messiah of the Backbreaker barely kicks out at 2, Young can’t believe it and hauls him back up. Roddy battles back with chops, gets immediately clobbered by a stiff forearm, EY looks to head upstairs, but Strong climbs up to meet him. Young knocks him to the canvas with a headbutt, leaps off the top with a flying elbow drop, hooks both legs and still can’t finish it off. He hooks Roderick for the Youngblood again, The Messiah of the Backbreaker reverses into a victory roll for a near fall, staggers near the ropes, catches Young charging in with a kick, follows with an enzuigiri, Killian climbs up on the apron, but gets sent back to the floor by a kick.
Wolfe hops on the apron and Roderick drives Young into him, lifts EY for an olympic slam, Young rakes the eyes to avoid it, then goes back up top. Roddy quickly staggers up and catches EY with fists, climbs up to deliver a superplex, Young battles his way out of it, then tries to superplex Strong to the floor. The Messiah of the Backbreaker slips out of it, rocks EY with a high knee, Young spills off the top onto Wolfe & Dain on the floor, Roddy coming outside to retrieve him. He throws Young into the squared circle, gets surprised by a stiff jab coming in, EY hits the ropes, Roderick explodes up with a high knee, then cracks him with the Strong Breaker for the win.
Winner: Roderick Strong (Strong Breaker)
- EA’s Take: Great open to the show here, EY is nowhere near the athlete he once was in his younger years, but he’s such a smart wrestler that he knows how to use simple tactics to get the job done. I’m pretty surprised Roderick got the win, I think SAnitY should have been left unstoppable until they ran into the “right guy” or another imposing figure, someone like a Drew McIntyre. I know they’ve been trying to get Strong going, especially with the recent vignettes about his life on NXT, but I just see more potential in SAnitY long-term.
Match #2 for the WWE United Kingdom Championship: Pete Dunne vs. WWE United Kingdom Champion Tyler Bate
Jim Ross has joined commentary for this match. A loud “Bruiserweight” chant breaks out, collar & elbow tie-up to begin, the challenger rides Bate to the canvas and hooks in a front facelock, Bate counters out to a wristlock, Dunne rolling out to a snapmare. He grounds the champion with a headscissor, Tyler goes into a headstand to spin out of it, they lock-up again and The Bruiserweight picks the arm, then starts to wrench away at the shoulder joint. Bate works back to a standing position, rolls himself free and scores with a dropkick, the challenger rolls out of the ring for a breather, the champion steps out in pursuit and gets clocked by a stiff forearm.
The Bruiserweight rips at Tyler’s fingers, tries to stomp his hand on the steel steps, Bate avoids it, connects with an uppercut, then comes off the stairs with a corkscrew uppercut. He sends the challenger back inside and slides in, Dunne rolls right out the other side, Bate comes out after him, gets decked by another heavy forearm, The Bruiserweight then planting him on the apron with an X-Plex. He tosses the champion back in and puts the boots to him, goes back to work on the arm, begins to tear Tyler’s fingers apart some more, then unloads with more forearms and kicks. Bate starts to absorb it, launches Dunne with a dead-lift exploder suplex, the challenger staggers to the corner, the champion charges in with multiple uppercuts, goes across the ring to build a head of steam, The Bruiserweight follows him in and flattens Tyler with a clothesline.
He hooks him for the X-Plex, Bate lands on his feet, takes Dunne out at the legs, follows with a standing shooting star press, then dead-lifts him with a bridging saito suplex for a count of 2. The champion pulls himself back to his feet, looks for a running shooting star press, The Bruiserweight catches him with a triangle choke to counter it, firing away with punches while maintaining the hold. Bate finds his footing, muscles Dunne up for a powerbomb to break the hold, then calls for the airplane spin, falls into a cover and almost puts it away. Both guys struggle back to a vertical base, the champion hooks Dunne for a german suplex, the challenger flips to his feet, swings wildly with a clothesline, Bate ducks under it, springs off the 2nd rope with a crossbody, but gets drilled in mid-air by a right hand.
The Bruiserweight powers Tyler up with a suplex sit-out powerbomb and nearly finishes it, they exchange shots rising back to their feet, the champion surprises Dunne with a stiff left, then grabs hauls him back up. The challenger surprises Bate with an enzuigiri, they exchange blows again, Tyler connects with a somersault mule kick, Dunne rebounds off the ropes with a boot to the jaw, tries to dump the champion over the top, but Bate bounces off the rope and floors the challenger with a clothesline, draping the arm over for a near fall. Both the champion and challenger drag themselves to a standing position, a “Fight Forever” chant takes over the arena, Bate hooks Dunne for the Tyler Driver 97, The Bruiserweight slides out of it and goes for The Bitter End.
Tyler counters it and spikes the challenger with a DDT, Dunne rolls to the outside to regroup, the champion hops to the apron, springs off the 2nd rope with a moonsault, then tosses him back into the squared circle. Bate quickly ascends the corner, comes off the top with a corkscrew 450 splash, hooks the leg, but Dunne it able to kick out at 2 again, then rolls back to the floor. Bate looks stunned, hits the ropes for a head of steam, flies over the top with a crossbody plancha, The Bruiserweight side-steps it, tosses him back in and delivers The Bitter End to take the title.
Winner and NEW WWE United Kingdom Champion: Pete Dunne (The Bitter End)
- EA’s Take: Absolutely tremendous contest and certainly a match of the year candidate. This had it all, technical skills, great psychology, power moves and high-flying. No complaints here. I had gone with Bate to retain, but primarily because I wasn’t sure WWE would go through with a title change before the weekly UK show even gets started. There’s no denying that Pete Dunne is a Superstar in the making, I love his intensity and aggression. For a 23-year old, Dunne has a very, VERY bright future ahead of him which could be coming sooner than expected. Mind you, that’s nothing against Bate who is only 20-years old, I just think Dunne is the complete package right now.
Chairshot Classics: WWE SummerSlam 2006
The Big Show and Sabu go one-on-one for the ECW Championship in an Extreme Rulez Match. The McMahon’s are facing off against the newly returned Degeneration-X. Batista and Booker T compete for the World Heavyweight Title, and Edge and John Cena square-up for the WWE Championship. All this and so much more as this edition of Chairshot Classics brings you SummerSlam 2006.
For today’s show we will spend the evening in the home of the Boston Celtics, the TD Bank North Garden. The Boston, Massachusetts arena is packed with 16,168 eager fans and there are another 541K tuning in at home on PPV. The ECW Brand has returned along with its grandest Title, the ECW Championship. For this show we get three different announce teams. Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler are calling for the RAW Brand, Michael Cole and John “Bradshaw” Layfield calling for the blue brand, SmackDown and we have Tazz and Joey Styles calling for ECW. The theme song for the show is “The Enemy” by the band Godsmack. So let’s get the show started and enter the arena for “The Biggest Party of the Summer!”
We get a Degeneration-X themed open that has the re-formed faction running amok on the McMahon Family. At this point I guess it is more of a tag-team, because it is just Shawn Michaels and Triple H. It shows the World Heavyweight Champion, King Booker, next and he is joined by his Queen, Sharmell. This is the build for his feud with the animal that is Batista. This is a rematch of a real shoot fight that took place a few months prior at the commercial taping for this SummerSlam. We will dissect that more as we get to the actual match. The final piece of the open is between John Cena and Edge. This story is really centered around the griminess of The Rated R Superstar, Edge. Edge even broke into Cena’s parents house and slapped his dad. Nice.
Michael Cole welcomes us into the sold-out arena and this is when I notice that WWE doesn’t have the rights to the Godsmack song anymore. Instead, we hear “Cobra Style” by The TeddyBears. Cole goes around the horn and introduces the announce teams that we discussed earlier. It’s not long after that the crowd erupts as the man from the 619, Rey Mysterio, enters the arena. Before the next man enters we get a clip of how we got here. Rey of course was a friend of the late Eddie Guerrero, who had passed the previous November from a Heart Condition. This feud with Eddie’s nephew Chavo Guerrero is centered around that. We see some highlights of the careers of Eddie and Rey, mainly where they intersected, and this is nicely put together. Chavo is accusing Rey of leaching off the career of his late Uncle, and so is Eddie’s widow Vickie. Chavo Guerrero’s relationship with Eddie is highlighted next, and again this is a nice homage package to the late Latino Heat.
Rey wastes no time getting the early start and attacks Chavo before the bell can sound. The punches lead to an Irish whip and Rey flattens Chavo with the back elbow to the jaw. Chavo uses the double leg takedown to gain an edge and hits Mysterio with a European uppercut. Rey is whipped to the ropes but saves face with the springboard moonsault. Chavo catches him and it looks like a snake-eyes is coming next. Rey counters out of it by arm dragging Chavo, and this sends Guerrero through the ropes. Mysterio sends Guerrero tumbling with the baseball slide but when he slingshots off the top rope for the crossbody to the out side, Chavo avoids it by sliding into the ring. Guerrero attempts the same slingshot maneuver and his doesn’t miss. Chavo returns Rey to the ring and stomps him into the corner. When he applies the boot choke, Guerrero gets some serious heat from the fans and it takes the ref to pull him off. After two European uppercuts from Chavo, Rey reverses a punch and takes Guerrero off his feet with a couple of quick ankle kicks. The hurricanrana is attempted by Rey but Chavo reverses it by flap-jacking Mysterio into the top turnbuckle. After a side suplex, Chavo does an Eddie Guerrero shimmy that really gets some heat from the crowd. As Chavo continues to stomp away at Rey we hear the fans start a “Eddie” chant.
After a tussle in the corner Mysterio comes off the second rope and uses the hurricanrana to plant Chavo in perfect 619 positioning. The crowd explodes when the finish is hit and Rey is on the apron for his follow-up move, the springboard seated senton. Chavo catches him instead, and it looks as though he is going to powerbomb Mysterio to the outside. This doesn’t happen and Rey instead hurricanranas Chavo over the ropes. This sends both men crashing to the floor as the ref starts his ten count. Chavo nails a few punches and returns Rey to the ring. This is when we see Vickie Guerrero with the run-in and she is confronting Chavo on the outside. She stops him from returning to the ring and then slaps Chavo in the face. This is when Mysterio comes flying through the ropes and hits Chavo with a suicide dive. Rey returns Chavo to the ring and now Vickie is trying to stop Rey from continuing the match. This distraction allows Chavo to land some punches and suplex Rey back into the ring from the apron. Chavo channels Eddie Guerrero next and attempts the Three Amigos. After he successfully completes two suplexs Rey slides away and shoves Chavo into the ropes. When Chavo bounces back Mysterio lands a beautiful hurricanrana and the crowd are again on their feet. It is now Rey who is channeling Eddie and his version of the Tree Amigos goes off unhitched. At this point in the match Vickie is really losing her shit on the outside as she wants the match to end. Rey takes to the tope rope and this is when Vickie Guerrero really interferes. She pulls the top rope down and this sends Mysterio crashing to the mat. This interference allows Chavo to hit Rey Mysterio with a brainbuster, and Chavo follows it up by heading to the top rope. Chavo takes to the skies and lands a frogsplash that Eddie would be proud of. The ref counts the three and that’s all folks. This is a great opening match and told a great story. Even though I may think using Eddie’s death in story may be a little fucked, I was a fan of the match and the Eddie Guerrero homages throughout. Match Time-6:40
We see King Booker and Queen Sharmell in the locker room and they are speaking of how they’re the “Greatest Couple in Sports Entertainment”. They are using accents that are similar to what we hear “Woken” Matt Hardy use today. The “Royal Family” is interrupted by Edge and Lita and they claim to be the better couple. Edge lays into Booker with some insults before he turns on the crowd saying “He plans to slap John Cena just like he did his father…just like the Yankees are slapping the Red Sox out of the playoffs as we speak.” This of course gets some nice heat from the Boston fans. This would in fact turn out to be true and the New York Yankees would win the World Series. I’m just going to say it, I hate this King Booker gimmick and it just doesn’t seem to fit in my opinion.
Joey Styles and Tazz are on the microphones and are set the call the next match that has the ECW Championship on the line in an Extreme Rulez match. We see a package that shows highlights from a ladder match to see who gets the contract to be the number one contender. Think of a one-vs-one Money in the Bank match. Sabu defeated Rob Van Dam in this match and gained the Title Shot. The challenger, “The Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying”, Sabu enters first and is carrying his favorite weapon, the chair. The ECW World Champion enters the arena next and this is a mean looking version of The Big Show. The bell sounds and Sabu is quick to throw his chair at the head of The Big Show. After a chairshot to the midsection and back of Show, Sabu hits an early Arabian Facebuster. This is a leg drop where Sabu puts the chair between him and his opponent. He goes for the quick cover but The Big Show just tosses him off. Sabu sets the chair up but when he hits the ropes Show grabs his foot and send him face first into said chair. Big Show then just stomps onto the chair and crushes it before he throws it from the ring. Show starts to work Sabu with various slow Big Show type attacks. Punches, Head-butts, etc.. He then slams Sabu to the mat with a scoopslam and picks him up into the bear hug.
The hug goes on for some time before Sabu bites Big Shows face and this allows him to escape the hold. Sabu attempts to springboard next but The Big Show catches him. Show then tosses him over his head and this sends Sabu rolling out of the ring. The way he tosses Sabu here really shows how much strength this giant really has. The Big Show lifts Sabu onto the apron by his hair, but Sabu is quick to snapmare the neck of Big Show onto the top rope. Sabu looks under the ring and is quick to throw a chair into the top of Show’s head. The sound this makes is quite brutal. He then brings the chair into the ring and throws it into the face of Big Show one more time. Sabu then takes to the top rope with it and jumps off kicking the chair into The Big Show’s face again. This leaves both men stunned but after a moment Sabu goes for the cover. Before the one is really counted, Big Show again tosses Sabu off from him. Sabu again leaves the ring and this time he comes back with a table. After the table is leaned in the corner Sabu returns his attention to Show. But The Big Show grabs him by the throat and just when you think the chokeslam is coming Sabu pokes him in the eyes. Sabu is fast to the top rope and leaps off to hit the big man with a bulldog. Sabu again sets a chair up and runs, leaps off from it and bulldogs The Big Show threw the table. I expected an “OH MY GOD” from Joey Styles here and was disappointed when he didn’t deliver it. This breaks the crowd into “ECW” chants as both men are slow to return to their feet. Sabu is first up and goes right to the top rope. Show is right there behind him this time and picks him up to drive him to the mat with the electric chair drop. At this point we can notice a small cut on the large melon of The Big Show. He drags Sabu’s limp body to the corner and hits Sabu with a Vader Bomb. This is when Joey Styles satisfies my desires with an “OH MY GOD”. Sabu rolls from the ring and Show goes out the other side of it and throws the ring steps in. Big Show also puts a table into the ring before he himself enters it. At this point Sabu is laying on the mat and looks to be in real shoulder pain. Show then sets the table up across the ring steps but this allows Sabu to come running and DDT him through his own set-up. Once again we hear an “OH MY GOD” from Styles and this feels like a real ECW affair.
Sabu again leaves the ring and returns with yet another table. He sets it up but this backfires and Sabu is viciously chokeslamed through it. The Big Show makes the cover and gets the three to retain his ECW World Championship. This was a good match and it really felt like you were watching an ECW show. Now why couldn’t they do this well when they revived the Brand for the short lived WWECW crapfest. If you ever were a fan of the ECW of old, this is a match that can satisfy that fandom. On a side note, it is rumored that Kurt Angle wanted to be a part of this Title Match because he had lost the Title to RVD on August 13th. Kurt also suffered a groin injury in that match and it would also be his last match with the WWE until he returned 11 years later. Match Time-8:30