Episode Two of NWA-TNA hopes to build on the foundation they laid in episode one, and after last week, hopefully have less talking. So, let’s see how well they do!
We start with a recap of last week’s action, because, what else are they going to show?
Tenay and company welcome us to the show and give us a rundown of the card: Round Robin match for the X-Division title. The Miss TNA match, that Don West is entirely too excited about. Brian Christopher with Sterling Marlin and Hervey Sadler in his corner against K-Krush, and Jarrett going up against Scott Hall, which is going to be the main event.
Jarrett’s music hits and we find out that Jarrett vs Hall is apparently happening now.
Jeff Jarrett vs Scott Hall (with Jackie Fargo and Toby Keith)
Jarrett comes out to a round of boos and calls out Scott Hall and company to do the match now. Hall, Fargo, and Keith come out to the ring to a pretty good pop. After a little bit of showboating by Hall, we’re off.
Much to my surprise, this was a really good match. Given Hall’s antics in and out of the ring, it’s easy to forget that he’s actually a very good wrestler.
We get a run in by K-Krush, for some reason, and he’s chased out by Brian Christopher, but he did help Jarrett get out of the Razor’s Edge. Unfortunately, someone didn’t tell Toby Keith that Hall’s supposed to be a babyface, because he gets into the ring and low blows Jarrett, when it looked like Jarrett was getting the upperhand and for some reason, Hall is not disqualified.
Results: Scott Hall by pinfall, despite blatant help from Toby Keith.
Thoughts: Good match ruined by a stupid finish.
We get a recap of the reveal of the ladies for the Miss TNA match.
We get what was supposed to be the actual opener: Cheex, a VERY big African-American man vs Frank Parker.
Cheex (with Brown-Eyed Girl) vs Frank Parker
Frank Parker looks like Vin Diesel and Cheex looks winded just standing in the ring.
During the match, we’re told that next week, we’re getting a special tag match: Brian Christopher and Scott Hall vs K-Krush and Jeff Jarrett. That’s certainly more interesting than the current match, which consists of Frank Parker trying to knock Cheex down, while Cheex stands there and gets sweatier and sweatier.
Finally, Cheex mounts some offense, but Parker isn’t going away. Cheex hits Parker with some hip bumps into the corner.
For someone reason, Alicia is talking to Jeremy Borash.
Back in the ring Frank Parker is trying to turn the tables on Cheex. But Cheeks squashes him, literally, and that mess is over.
Winner: Cheex by pinfall
Comments: Thank god, that’s over.
At ringside, Borash seems annoyed with Alicia and finally gives her some money. Now, some research has told me where this storyline was supposed to be going, but I can see why it ended up being scrapped. It also shows how little respect for women in sports Vince Russo has.
Next week, we’re going to have a tag team tournament for the NWA-TNA tag titles.
We get a recap of the Brian Christopher/K-Krush mess.
K-Krush vs Brian Christopher (with Sterling Marlin and Hervey Sadler)
Despite the fact that this was supposed to be the co-main event, K-Krush is out here to a mixed reaction.
Christopher and company are out to a more positive reaction. After a little too much showboating by Christopher, Krush gets the jump on him and we’re off.
Despite his antics, Christopher is a very good wrestler, I wish he’d get a different gimmick because it’s overshadowing his talent, which can also be said for K-Krush.
That said, this wasn’t a great match. Both guys are talented, but there was just something lacking. Somehow, Scott Armstrong can’t see Marlin and Sadler getting involved, which allows Christopher to get the pin.
Winner: Brian Christopher by pinfall
Afterwards, the NASCAR guys talk some smack to Krush.
Comment: Seriously, who is the babyface supposed to be here? This is the second match where the ‘babyface’ broke the rules and had outside help.
While waiting for the next match or segment to start, we’re told that The Rainbow Express, whoever that is, is going to be in tag team action, we’ll hear from Ken Shamrock, and crown the first X-Division Champion.
Up next is the Lingerie Battle Royal for the Miss TNA contract.
Miss TNA Lingerie Battle Royal
Okay, there seems to be a mix up between Borash’s notes on the entrances but they’re playing it off as Borash is distracted (and perhaps playing Pocket Pool) over the lovely ladies.
Speaking of the ladies, all them come out clad in dowdy pajamas. Mickie’s entrance shows some of her usual energy, but it’s not quite there yet.
Since this is a battle royal, I won’t try to keep up, but I don’t think anyone, including me, is expecting Charlotte vs Sasha here.
Francine becomes a target due to her comments last week and it takes several women to strip her down, much to her chagrin. She’s so distraught that Ferrara comes over to calm her down, but things rapidly get creepy with Ferrara seeming to expect some…favors from Francine and Francine lays him out.
Results: Taylor Vaughn, but Francine is still mad, pulls on a PJ top and attacks Taylor from behind and strips her before beating her with a belt.
Comment: Uh…yeah, that happened.
Backstage, we find Goldilocks talking to Apollo, who is a big star in Puerto Rico. Apollo says that even though his entire career has been in Puerto Rico, he’s ready for tonight. Before we can find out what he’s ready for, we’re interrupted by a lady, referred to as Bobcat, who seems to think Goldilocks has a problem with her. The source of Bobcat’s discontent is that she thinks Goldilocks should be interviewing Bobcat’s, unnamed, client.
Taken aback, Goldilocks agrees to interview the guy, but Bobcat won’t shut up, implying that Goldilocks is jealous of her and that she (Bobcat) deserves some respect.
Goldilocks has had enough of this BS and tells Bobcat to take her problems to management instead of bugging her. Bobcat refuses since she claims her problem is with Goldilocks. At this point, Goldilocks ends the interview segment.
Apollo vs David Young (with Bobcat)
So, Bobcat’s client is ID’d as David Young. Neither guy gets a big pop.
Apollo is a brick house, but a reasonably agile one. Meanwhile, Bobcat’s flirting with every male in sight, instead of paying attention to her client.
Bobcat has set her sights on Borash, who is not comfortable with this, not that Bobcat seems to care. David Young, however, does care, and isn’t happy with Bobcat’s antics, which nearly costs him the match.
This match is boring, but the real show seems to be Bobcat vs Borash’s dignity at ringside, and Bobcat seems to be winning that one.
Unfortunately, Young gets so distracted by Bobcat and Borash, that he takes too long setting up his moonsault, giving Apollo time to get out of the way and the tide has turned.
Winner: Apollo by pinfall after a TKO.
Comment: Match was BORING, but I don’t think Apollo and Young were the real focus of this segment.
Bobcat gets in the ring and acts like nothing happened, but Young isn’t happy.
We go to commercial (why is there a commercial break on a PPV?) and when we come back, Joel Gertner, of ECW fame is in the ring, and he’s just as sleazy and obnoxious as he ever was. He also seems to think that he’s some kind of stud that the ladies can’t resist.
(Maybe the ones with no standards or self-respect.)
Back to business, Gertner points out that the Rainbow Express is gay (yes, he actually said it) and plays on the crowd’s homophobia. I’m not sure if he’s trying to get Rainbow Express over or their opponents, but the crowd is BOOING the Rainbow Express.
Oh, these guys again. Apparently, one of the guys is subbing for one of the guys from last week, who is out with a neck injury, but I’m not sure who is who in this, other than Gertner.
Rainbow Express vs The Dupps (With Fluff Dupp)
The Dupes are backstage, telling Goldilocks that they don’t want to wrestle the Rainbow Express because of their ‘alternative lifestyle’.
(Dude, one of you is sleeping with your cousin, I wouldn’t point fingers.)
Goldilocks turns around and finds NWA Vice-President Bill Behrens talking to James Storm and Chris Harris that just walked in and asking them if they would be willing to work with the Rainbow Express. The other team says sure and are sent to the ring as is.
(Okay, TNA, NOW you have my attention.)
Rainbow Express vs James Storm and Chris Harris
The future America’s Most Wanted race to the ring, still in their blue jeans and are jumped by the Rainbow Express, but Storm and Harris quickly get the upper hand.
The Express, however, aren’t going to lay down, and seemed to have fun riling up the crowd with their…unique tag in (a kiss on the hand).
Harris decides to give the Express a taste of their own medicine and fakes one of the Express members out to distract Armstrong and does a nasty looking sling blade to the other Express member.
Storm’s a little loopy and tries to tag in the other Express member before making it to his own corner and tagging in Harris.
We now have a free-for-all going, the legal Express member going for a powerslam, but Harris rolls through it for a two count.
Things get chaotic pretty quickly, but Harris gets the pin and the future tag team legends clear out.
Winner: Harris and Storm by pinfall. Storm and Harris can’t believe it and there is much celebration.
Comment: To be honest, as liberal and open-minded as I like to think I am, I can see why LGBT groups condemned the Rainbow Express. These guys were talented, but the gimmick was really awful. Though I give them props for being brave enough to do it.
Back from break, Ricky Steamboat’s back and wearing a ref’s shirt, for some reason. He asks the crowd if they’re having fun and if they show’s been great, to which the crowd gives its approval. Steamboat introduces Ken Shamrock, who gets an amazing pop.
Steamboat cites the history of the NWA World Heavyweight Championship and Shamrock’s place in it.
Shamrock takes the mic and vows to defend the belt with honor and pride.
(Okay, I forgot how boring Shamrock was on the mic.)
Back to business, Shamrock says that he appreciates all the support from his fans, and the people who don’t can kiss his ass.
We’re then interrupted by James Mitchell, who insults the crowd, and announces that he’s on a mission from God, which doesn’t go over well with the crowd, oddly enough.
He says that his agents, minions will make sure that his organization will control the NWA World Heavyweight Championship and says that since Shamrock claims to be the World’s Most Dangerous Man, he challenges Shamrock to face one of the disciples of the New Church with the belt on the line. Shamrock accepts and his opponent is revealed as Slash.
(When does the rest of Guns-n-Roses show up?)
Shamrock seems to view Slash as a joke and offers, instead, to lay the and see if ‘the freak’ can take it from him. While Shamrock is distracted by Mitchell and Slash, Axel…Oops, Malice sneaks in from behind and chokeslams Shamrock.
Steamboat tries to break it up, but he’s pretty useless and it takes all the skinny security guys TNA has to get them apart and Malice leaves.
Now it’s time for the X-Division Match. We get a recap of the X-Division match from last week. Tenay insists that the X-Division is about extreme, no limits, wrestling, not weight classes, but that falls flat when you see that all the competitors are cruiserweights.
There seems to be some confusion with the announcers about why Styles, Low Ki, Lynn, and Psychosis are in the match, and not the Flying Elvises, who were victorious over Styles, Low Ki, and Psychosis and that the Flying Elvises are mad that they aren’t included. It’s pointed out that the brackets were already filled, but they’re trying to argue that the brackets could’ve been altered.
Round Robin Match For the X-Division Title: AJ Styles vs Low Ki vs Jerry Lynn vs Psychosis
Styles gets a nice pop. It’s odd to see him with short hair. Psychosis gets a minimal pop. Low Ki (who gives me the creeps, a little) also gets a small pop. Jerry Lynn gets a nice pop.
The rules for this match are a little tough to follow and make this more complicated than it needs to be. Apparently, everyone’s going to face each other at least twice and whoever gets the most eliminations wins…or something like that.
1st Round: Styles gets a quick victory over Psychosis and Low Ki, who seriously freaks me out and is very sloppy, before quickly being taken out by Jerry Lynn.
2nd Round: Psychosis gets the jump on Lynn, but Lynn quickly turns it around and eventually gets the pin. Low Ki tries to pick the bones but Lynn refuses to stay down and eventually gets the pin. Now it’s time for Styles vs Lynn Part 2 and Styles wants to get this done early.
Both guys are exhausted, so the moves aren’t as clean as they could be, but they are tearing the house down.
Styles nails Lynn with a Styles Clash and now we’re in sudden death because Styles and Lynn are tied at 3-1, so the match is continuing, but Ricky Steamboat is the special guest ref.
Sudden Death Match For the NWA-TNA X Division Championship: AJ Styles vs Jerry Lynn
Special Guest Referee: Ricky Steamboat
Lynn and Styles are exchanging some haymaker and are both trying to go for a quick pin to finally end this farce. Things go outside and quickly gets ugly, though Lynn seems determined to win it in the ring rather than take a countout victory.
This match was so good, I stopped taking notes, but Styles eventually gets the pinfall after a corkscrew senton, becoming the first X-Division Champion.
Result: AJ Styles by pinfall.
The pyro and confetti is going, but Steamboat is the only one still standing. Tenay says that we need to remember the name ‘AJ Styles’. Don’t worry, Professor, every wrestling fan in the world is going to know his name.
Comment: Why did they even mess with the Round Robin/Double Elimination? This should’ve been the match all along.
So, how was Episode #2 of NWA-TNA? It was actually pretty good, there were more matches and fewer backstage/in ring promo segments, which was nice.
The issue with babyfaces and heels is bothering me quite a bit. Jarrett and K-Krush were the heels, according to crowd reaction, but the babyfaces were the ones who needed outside help to win, which is not how the babyface/heel thing is supposed to work.
I still don’t like the commentary team, they need someone who can actually tell a story to head this thing and get rid of Ferrara.
Stinkers: Cheex vs Frank Parker. That was just awful.
Snoozers: Apollo vs David Young. The real match was Bobcat vs Borash outside the ring.
Match of the Night: Styles vs Lynn. That should’ve been the match for the X Division Title all along. No offense to Psychosis or Low Ki, but they weren’t needed for this match.
Final Thoughts: Overall, I liked this show, the focus on the matches instead of talking was nice. It’s still a little rough around the edges, but it was a good show overall.
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Chairshot Classics: NWA-TNA Episode 12 – Best of the X-Division
This recap is going to be a little different from the usual. Since, at the time this episode was done, TNA was still looking for new investors after Health South withdrew its financial backing of the program, the decision was made to do a clip show of the X-Division for Week 12 to fill the timeslot. This was September 4, 2002, Week 13 wouldn’t air until the 18th due to being preempted by remembrance of the 9/11 attacks, which had happened the year before. So, let’s see what’s going on.
We start off with a RARE Lo-Ki interview with Goldilocks. Lo-Ki says there’s no bigger opportunity than this and that opportunities like him don’t get many shots like this on a national level. We also get some fan interviews stating that they keep coming back for the X-Division matches. A lot of TNA stars like Kid Kash, Ron Killings, Monte Brown, and the Flying Elvises sing the praises of the X-Division and how great it is that anyone can compete in it, despite the fact that the division is pretty much made up of cruiserweight size guys.
Jeremy Borash and Goldylocks, who seems to be in a very good mood, probably because Borash isn’t being a jerk to her. Borash and Goldy discuss how great the X-Division has been and how you never know what to expect. We get the explanation about how the X-Division is open to all kinds of athletes regardless of size or wrestling style. Again, I will point out that except for Sonny Siaki, all of the athletes in the X-Division fall into the Cruiserweight category. Also, Siaki had BARELY competed in the X-Division, at least as far as this episode.
ANYWAY, let’s take a look at the matches TNA has dubbed the best of the X-Division.
The Flying Elvises vs Lo-Ki, AJ Styles, and Jerry Lynn
Comment: I remember being very impressed with this match. It seemed like a good opening match for TNA. These six men are easily the best of the X-Division as they actually WRESTLE and do the high-flying stuff. Sonny Siaki stands out here, not only due to his skills, but because he’s easily the tallest and largest man in the match. This was such a good match that the fact that Styles took the pin doesn’t really seem to matter.
In the backstage interview, Estrada talks about how much pressure they were under because they were the first match. Yang says that his favorites to watch were Amazing Red, Lo-Ki, and AJ Styles. We also learn that Styles and Yang are great friends and started out together, which is a nice tidbit. Estrada talks again about paying their dues and working hard and wanting some changes. Yang talks about his WCW run and how he never felt like he’d be an impact player and that it feel different in TNA.
Tenay talks about how the Elvises were the first winners of TNA but that they’ve had communication issues and issues with Siaki’s ego, which prompts a clip of Siaki saying that he’s the best of the X-Division.
Borash and Goldy talk about the Elvises and Borash comments about Siaki thinking Goldy is sweet on him, to which Goldy says ‘Only in his own mind.’
With that settled, we are turning our attention to Lo-Ki, Styles, and Lynn who, along with Psichosis, competed to be the first X-Division Champion.
Double Elimination Round Robin Match For the X-Division Championship: AJ Styles vs Psichosis vs Lo-Ki vs Jerry Lynn.
Comment: This match is, for me, still the best match, not just X-Division, but overall match that TNA has put on so far. That said, I still think they should’ve had a tournament to decide who would compete for the title and brought it down to Jerry Lynn vs AJ Styles because it felt like Lo-Ki and Psichosis were just there to take the pins, especially Psichosis.
Borash and Goldy discuss Styles and Lynn getting the Tag Team Championship and the issues the two men have had with each other during the show’s run so far.
NWA Tag Team Championship: Jerry Lynn and AJ Style vs Slash and Tempest (with James Mitchell).
Comment: First of all, I’m annoyed that they didn’t show us the Tag Team Championship Final between the Rainbow Express and Lynn/Styles, which is what it looked like they were going to show.
Anyway, I still think this was a pretty good match. Slash and Tempest, like many guys in TNA weren’t totally ready for prime time, but still did a really great job of keeping up with Lynn and Styles.
As I’m watching this, a scroll is going across the screen, announcing that TNA will be back in two weeks, so the partnership with Panda Energy must’ve happened pretty quickly.
Watching this back, I’m not totally buying Jerry Lynn’s excuse about Styles playing mind games and pulling ribs as the reason he turned on him. Lynn is clearly not happy about Styles tagging himself in the get the pinfall. Why not just stick with that instead of ret-conning it to make Lynn more sympathetic instead of a veteran being mad about a kid showing him up?
Borash and Goldy continue their discussion about the issues between Lynn and Styles, which has been the central story of the X-Division and how it was all about respect.
NWA World Tag Team Match: The Flying Elvises vs Jerry Lynn and AJ Styles.
Comment: This was another really great match from these teams. The five guys in this segment are the core of the fledgling X-Division because they consistently put on great matches together, though the Elvises tend to stumble when they work with other teams. I still don’t know who did the blade job on Lynn, but they overdid it for that little bump on the guardrail.
After this match, we get a clip of the Styles/Lynn backstage fight and them trying to work things out so that they can function as tag partners. I find it interesting that for all Lynn’s talk about respect, he goes out of his way to disrespect Styles and what Styles has done in his, then, short career. I guess no one told Lynn that the best way to get respect is to give it in return and that he should earn Styles’ respect instead of demanding it after jumping him from behind and beating him up. I guess this is why they had Lynn come up with the excuse of mind games and ribbing to justify him being the babyface despite being a jerk.
We see Styles and Lynn seeming to want to work things out and have the kinks ironed out, but that didn’t even last the one show.
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Chairshot Classics: WWE Survivor Series 2015
With all signs pointing to The Brothers Of Destruction teaming up at WWE’s Crown Jewel on November 2nd, today we’re looking back at another time The Undertaker partnered up with his brother Kane, Survivor Series 2015! It was a celebration of 25 years of ‘The Deadman’ on this evening, but The Wyatt Family looked to spoil the party. Could ‘The New Face Of Fear’ defeat The Brothers Of Destruction and take his place as WWE’s newest evil?
Kickoff Show Match – Traditional Survivor Series Elimination Match: The Miz, Bo Dallas, Stardust & The Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) vs. Neville, The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray & D-Von), Titus O’Neil & Goldust
- Gold & Stardust will kickoff the action, Stardust tries a boot, Goldust catches the foot and they slug it out, The Cosmic One falling back into his corner and tagging out. Viktor hits the ring, charges right into a powerslam, Goldust with the cover and he scores an early elimination. Viktor has been eliminated.
- Konnor steps in and has words for The Bizarre One, Titus calling for the tag and he gets it. Collar & elbow lock-up, Konnor backs O’Neil into the corner, doesn’t break clean and hammers away with right hands before celebrating prematurely, Titus turning the tables and unleashing a series of his won. Konnor reverses a whip across, charges in, O’Neil hops up and over and delivers a slam, following with a leg drop before tagging out. D-Von enters the match, connects with a couple of rights and brings in his brother, Bubba hitting a slam and calling D-Von to the top, hitting the Wazzup Headbutt. Bubba gives the orders for tables, Stardust and Miz charge the ring, only to get clotheslined to the outside. The Man That Gravity Forgot comes in, sees Dallas running in and elevates him out to the floor, hits the ropes and flies to the outside with a moonsault plancha as we go to a break….Konnor whips Bubba into the ropes for a back body drop when we come back, drops a big elbow and covers for 1. Bubba ducks a right hand and plants Konnor with a uranage out of nowhere, hooks the leg and gets a sneaky 3 count. Konnor has been eliminated.
- Stardust rushes the ring and runs into a hiptoss, D-Von tags in and takes a knee to the breadbasket, The Cosmic One tagging out and Miz pummels D-Von in the corner. Bo tags and does more of the same, quickly tags out and Stardust rips at D-Von’s face. The A-Lister re-enters the match, snapmares D-Von over and hits the ropes for a running boot that gets a count of 2. He goes to a front facelock, D-Von battles to his feet, Miz with a kneelift, hits the ropes and D-Von plants him with a spinebuster. Stardust gets a tag, climbs to the top for a double axe handle and catches a right hand to the midsection on the way down. D-Von crawls to a tag, The Man That Gravity Forgot spingboards into the ring over Stardust, takes down Dallas and Miz on the apron, then connects with a flurry of kicks to The Cosmic One. Neville scores with an enzuigiri, shoots him in for a back body drop and Stardust with a kick to the chest. He charges Neville in the corner, The Man That Gravity Forgot side-steps it, Bo makes a blind tag and plants him with the Running Bo-Dog, Miz with a blind tag, follows with the Skull Crushing Finale and finishes Neville off. Neville has been eliminated.
- The A-Lister runs his mouth at The Dudleys on the apron, Goldust slides in from behind with a schoolboy and gets the 1-2-3. The Miz has been eliminated.
- Miz can’t believe it and argues with the referees on his way out, Goldust is distracted and Stardust takes advantage as we go to another break….Bo has Goldust on the floor when we return, rolls him back inside and covers for a 2 count before going to a rear chinlock. The Bizarre One finds his footing, breaks the hold and hits the ropes, running into a dropkick by Dallas for another count of 2. Stardust tags, clobbers away at Goldust on the apron, feigns going for a table and changes his mind, stomping away at his brother in the ring. The Cosmic One grabs a crossface chickenwing, pulls Goldust up for a suplex, The Bizarre One counters to a small package for a count of 2, but gets immediately laid out by a clothesline. Stardust with some early celebration, Goldust takes advantage with a schoolboy for 2, The Cosmic One angrily pounding away and bringing Dallas back in. The Inspirational One continues the onslaught, levels Goldust with a short-arm clothesline for a near fall, then goes back to the rear chinlock to wear him out. Bo slams him to the mat trying to get to his feet, Stardust tags and they split The Bizarre One with a wishbone, then drops The Dudleys & Titus off the apron. The Cosmic One runs at Goldust in the corner, meets a boot to the midsection and The Bizarre One plants him with a sunset flip bomb. Bo gets the tag as Goldust reaches Titus, O’Neil with a shoulder to Dallas, squashes Stardust in the corner, then clotheslines Bo and shoots him in for a back body drop. The Inspirational One sees it coming and hits a kick, but gets dropped by a big boot, Titus turning around and catching Stardust coming off the top into multiple backbreakers. O’Neil stacks them in the corner, squashes them both and Goldust & Bubba enter the ring with synchronized Dusty tributes, Clash Of The Titus to Bo and we’re down to 4 on 1. Bo Dallas has been eliminated.
- Stardust realizes he’s all by himself, drops off the apron and tries to take a walk. O’Neil goes out to meet him, Goldust comes up from behind and catches a back elbow, The Cosmic One tries to run away, slides in the ring and runs into a 3D to finish it.
Winners & Sole Survivors: The Dudley Boyz, Titus O’Neil & Goldust
- EA’s Take: I think Renee Young is overblowing just how ‘good’ this match really was. To me it was just an appetizer, a time-filler, something to get the people in the arena a little more hyped up for the main show. The match was not bad by any means, but it was merely a bunch of thrown-together parts and the only significance was the return of Goldust.
Open: Everyone rises to their feet in the arena, as Lilian Garcia is in the ring to sing our National Anthem.
Video: “Once in a generation there comes a phenom. An individual not measured in seconds, days, weeks or even years, but by the legacy he’s built. A presence that’s risen above all challenges and gone head-first into the unknown. But, when a Phenom joins a Demon from the depths of Hell, only time will tell us what the future will bring.” Tonight marks the 25 year anniversary of The Undertaker in WWE, as he and his brother, Kane, look to cement their spot as the keepers of the darkness over The Wyatt Family. A change is coming, as tonight we crown a brand new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. “History is written, by the survivors.”
Match #1 – WWE Title Tournament Semi-Finals: Roman Reigns vs. WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio w/Zeb Colter
Collar & elbow tie-up to start, Alberto backs Roman into the corner and they break clean. Another lock-up, Reigns with a side headlock, Del Rio pushes him off into the ropes and gets knocked down by a shoulder, re-thinking his strategy. The champion with a leg kick, backs Reigns into the corner for more to the ribs, then fires off right hands from the 2nd rope. Roman powers out of the corner with Alberto on his shoulder, flipping him to the mat, Del Rio coming right back by pulling Reigns to the outside. The Big Dog drags Alberto out by the foot, looks to drive him into the barricade, Del Rio counters and Roman is sent into the wall, then rolled back inside.
Alberto comes off the top with an overhand chop for a count of 2, Roman reversing a whip into the corner, climbs to the 2nd rope with right hands, Del Rio pushes him off, charges in and gets planted by a tilt-a-whirl powerslam for 2. Roman drives the champion into the top turnbuckle, whips him hard into the corner, charges in and gets elevated to the apron, Alberto hanging him across the top rope and dropping him to the floor with an enzuigiri. Del Rio heads out and rams Reigns into the steel steps as Triple H watches from the back. Back in the arena, El Patron tosses Roman inside, heads up top for another overhand chop and goes to a rear chinlock.
The Big Dog battle to a standing position, whips Del Rio into the corner, rushes in and misses, hitting the ring post shoulder-first. The champion keeps the pressure on with kicks and right hands, charges for a running dropkick, Roman avoids it and Alberto flies through the ropes to the outside. Reigns rolls outside, catches Del Rio climbing up the apron with the Drive-By, bashes his head off the apron and announce desk, then rolls him back in the ring. Alberto tries a clothesline, Reigns ducks it and connects with one of his own, then clobbers the champion in the corner with a flurry more before hitting the ropes for a big boot. The Big Dog calls for the Superman Punch, El Patron ducks out of the way and scores with a Backstabber, makes the cover and gets a near fall.
Del Rio goes back to kicks in the corner, spikes Roman with a DDT for another count of 2, arguing with the ref about the count. The champion sets his sights on a superkick, The Big Dog ducks out of the way, plants Alberto with a Samoan Drop and gets 2. Reigns props Del Rio on the top turnbuckle, attempts a superplex, Alberto with headbutts, gets Reigns in the tree of woe and tries the double stomp. Roman avoids it, Del Rio’s knee buckles on the landing, Reigns coming back with a Superman Punch and positioning himself for the Spear, Alberto countering with a superkick for a near fall.
The champion thinks it’s time for the Cross Armbreaker, Reigns counters into a schoolboy powerbomb, Alberto kicking out at 2. Both men struggle to get to their feet, Alberto grabbing a Cross Armbreaker out of nowhere on the canvas, Reigns powers Del Rio up to a vertical base, but the champion hanging onto the hold in the ropes. The referee finally forces the break, El Patron heads to the top, jumps over Roman who’s getting to his feet, turns around and takes a Spear, Reigns covering to advance.
Winner: Roman Reigns (Spear)
- EA’s Take: Del Rio clearly still hasn’t quite gotten his footing back yet, there were some mix-ups at the beginning of the match that were glaring, things were a bit choppy for a bit there. They were able to turn it around towards the end of the match, but I’ve had Roman as a lock for the finals since the tournament was announced. Nothing surprising here in a match that was similar to a Raw main event.
Backstage: Jojo brings in Roman Reigns for some words, Dean Ambrose coming right in and congratulating his friend on the victory. Roman tells Dean that all he has to do is win and it’ll be them for the title, Ambrose walking away. The Big Dog tells Jojo that once Dean’s done, it will be best friends fighting for the championship. Kevin Owens comes in to remind Roman that he’s not eliminated yet, telling Reigns he’s been close before and tonight, he’s the guy that will stop him. KO walks off, Reigns stating that Owens is about to get his ass whooped.
Match #2 – WWE Title Tournament Semi-Finals: Dean Ambrose vs. WWE Intercontinental Champion Kevin Owens
Ambrose with a hammerlock to start, switches to a side headlock, Owens fighting out and grabbing one of his own. The Lunatic Fringe pushes KO into the ropes and gets dropped by a shoulder knockdown, Owens back into the ropes and Dean with multiple armdrags. The champion reverses whip into the ropes, Ambrose with a schoolboy for a quick 1, gets a waistlock and Owens with a back elbow, using a schoolboy for a quick 1 of his own. KO with shoulders to the midsection in the corner, shoots Dean across and charges in, The Lunatic Fringe hops up and over, hits the ropes and takes Owens down with a forearm.
He rakes KO’s face on the top rope, clotheslines him to the outside and flies with a slingshot crossbody to the floor. Ambrose sends the champion back inside, charges him in the corner with a forearm, follows with a running bulldog and covers for 1. The Lunatic Fringe heading upstairs, Owens hits the ropes and crotches Dean, dropping him to the mat with right hands and scoring with the Cannonball that gets 1. The Prize Fighter utilizes a rear chinlock, Ambrose gains a vertical base and breaks the hold with jabs and chops, Owens countering a whip into the corner and Dean goes in sternum-first.
The champion plants Dean with a torture rack neckbreaker for a 2 count, hits the ropes for a running senton and gets another count of 2. He chokes Ambrose on the middle rope, levels him with a short-arm clothesline, fires away with heavy rights, sends Dean into the ropes for a back elbow and gets another near fall. KO back to the rear chinlock, again Triple H is watching from the back as The Lunatic Fringe fights to his feet. Owens catches him in a sleeper, Dean counters to a back suplex, then avoids a running senton, hits the ropes and they double down off a double clothesline. The Lunatic Fringe tries Dirty Deeds, KO blocks it, they exchange right hands, Ambrose hits the ropes and Owens hangs him on the top rope.
He splits Dean with a gutbuster, heads up top for a moonsault and misses, The Lunatic Fringe scaling the corner to follow with a diving elbow drop and a near fall. Ambrose props Owens on the top turnbuckle, hooks for a superplex, KO blocks it and drops Dean back to the mat. The Lunatic Fringe fires back up to attempt a superplex, the champion counters and powers him into a 2nd rope fisherman’s buster, but still can’t get a 3 count. Owens yells at Dean to stay down, sends him into the ropes for a Pop-Up Powerbomb, Ambrose rebounds off the middle rope and scores with the Lunatic Lariat, KO rolling to the outside.
Ambrose flies through the ropes with a suicide dive, tosses the champion in, Owens rolls out the other side and Dean tries another suicide dive, but gets caught. KO drops The Lunatic Fringe on the announce table, tosses him back in for a Pop-Up Powerbomb, Dean avoids it and lands on his feet turning around into a superkick. Ambrose rebounds off the ropes for another Lunatic Lariat, walks into another superkick, the champion attempts the Pop-Up Powerbomb again, Dean counters with a hurricanrana, then spikes Owens with Dirty Deeds to head to the finals.
Winner: Dean Ambrose (Dirty Deeds)
- EA’s Take: A better match, a lot cleaner than our first semi-final. I had a hard time believing Ambrose wouldn’t win this, but figured the odds were greater than that of Reigns, so it definitely helped make the match more interesting. I’m hoping for something more interesting to happen in the main event, as everything thus far has been expected.
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Chairshot Classics: WCW Halloween Havoc ’92 – Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal
Open: Tony Schiavone & Bruno Sammartino introduce the show, specifically talking about the “Spin the Wheel – Make the Deal” match between Sting and Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts. WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ron Simmons must be cautious of The Barbarian, and there has been some conflict between Dustin Rhodes and Barry Windham. Missy Hyatt is backstage to figure out whether or not Rick Rude has decided who his choice of guest referee will be for the NWA World Heavyweight Championship match. She has no information at this time and sends it off to the commentary team.
Match #1: Arn Anderson, ‘Beautiful’ Bobby Eaton & Michael ‘P.S.’ Hayes vs. ‘Z-Man’ Tom Zenk, Johnny Gunn & Shane Douglas
Anderson and Gunn get us going. Collar and elbow tie up, Anderson with position, the veteran with some condescension before beating the young kid down. Irish whip, Gunn puts on the breaks and lands a drop kick. Anderson gets a knee to the midsection after a distraction by his teammate, he goes to the top but the Z-Man takes care of him with a drop kick of his own. Anderson’s team regroups on the floor, Double A comes back to the ring. Collar and elbow, Gunn with a wristlock and a tag to Z-Man. Zenk with an elbow and he grabs the wrist. Anderson with a drop toe hold and he tags in Eaton.
Beautiful Bobby with some rights. Zenk reverses the Irish whip and Eaton digs his heels in giving Z-man a shot. They hit the ropes and Zenk executes a high elevation back body drop. He follows it with a drop kick back to Eaton’s corner and Michael Hayes is tagged in to a big pop. Hayes with a side headlock, Z-Man forces him on the ropes, they run and Zenk delivers a hip toss. Hayes slows it down. Collar and elbow tie p and Zenk makes a quick tag to Douglas. Shane twists the wrist, they hit the ropes and Shane is quick with an arm drag. He hangs on with an arm bar until Hayes gets a knee to the gut and tags in Eaton. Shane greets him with an arm drag and he locks in.
Bobby gets position with a vertical base, he moves to the corner for a break but takes some liberties. Douglas reverses the Irish whip and elevates with the back body drop. Headscissor takedown by Shane followed with a single leg takedown. A tag is made to Zenk and he goes right to work on Bobby’s leg. Eaton is able to crawl his way to his corner and tag in The Enforcer. Arn with a forearm and a side headlock, they hit the ropes, Double A gets a shoulder tackle but he’s caught in a sleeper hold on the comeback. Anderson escapes it with a belly to back suplex. Hayes is tagged in and he hits a quick elbow, followed with a fist to the face before grabbing a reverse chin lock. Z-Man fights out with elbows to the gut, he hits the ropes but Hayes catches him with a kick.
Swinging neckbreaker by Hayes and he gets two. Eaton is tagged back in, Z-Man trying to fight him off. Z-Man lifts Eaton for an atomic drop, unaware Eaton tagged in Anderson. Eaton reverses the Irish whip, Z-Man ducks his clothesline but runs into the elbow of the legal man. Anderson with a lateral press and he gets two. Anderson feeds Z-Man to the corner and he tags in Michael Hayes. The Freebird locks in a modified camel clutch, he breaks it, goes for a vertical suplex but it’s reversed. Hayes tags Anderson while Zenk tags Douglas. Shane goes to work on all of his opponents. A front face lock is placed on Anderson, and Eaton cheap shots him at the knees.
Double A goes to work on the leg that was clipped, Eaton is tagged in and he enters with some flying knee to knee contact. Beautiful Bobby locks in the figure four and he gets some help from Michael Hayes. Douglas tries to roll it over and Eaton smartly tags in Anderson. Arn sends him for an Irish whip, he comes off the ropes and catches Double A with an atomic drop but both men knock heads and they’re down. Anderson crawls and tags in Hayes but Douglas is able to tag is Gunn right after. Johnny sends Hayes for the ride and a back body drop, he’s rushed by Eaton who gets a scoop slam and a melee breaks out. While all six competitors brawl, Johnny Gunn hits a Lou Thesz Press on Michael Hayes and they pick up the win!
Winners: ‘Z-Man’ Tom Zenk, Johnny Gunn & Shane Douglas (Gunn/Lou Thesz Press)
- EA’s Take: This match felt like a collection of guys with nothing meaningful to do storyline-wise (which is basically the case), but they still delivered a perfectly fine opening bout. With three grizzled vets on the other side of the ring, I’m not sure who they’re trying to put over here, if anyone. No one on the winning team stood out, but I sincerely enjoyed the match all the same.
Backstage: Missy Hyatt is still outside Rick Rude’s locker room. She can’t get in, but here comes Harley Race. The former World Champion is just here to watch a championship match and he won’t let Hyatt into the locker room.
Match #2: Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat vs. ‘Flyin’ Brian Pillman
Collar and elbow tie up, Pillman gets position and chops away. Steamboat retaliates with a chop of his own, they hit the ropes and Ricky takes Pillman down with a shoulder block. He tries another and gets a two count. Pillman tries flipping Steamboat over the top rope but The Dragon hangs on and grabs a victory roll for two. Off the kickout, Steamboat hits the turnbuckle and Pillman scoop slams him. Pillman taunts and Steamboat plays possum, baiting him into an arm bar. Pillman up to a vertical base, they hit the ropes, Steamboat with a shoulder tackle and a hip toss. Deep arm drag by The Dragon and he hangs on.
Steamboat moves to the wrist and he puts a lot of power on it. Pillman reverses with a drop toe hold, he can’t grab the chin lock and Steamboat reverses back into the hammerlock. Steamboat with knees to the kidneys, they’re up to vertical. Pillman fights back with forearms and Steamboat retaliates with chops and a back body drop. Scoop slam by Steamboat, but he’s met with a slow blow, an eye rake and a clothesline. Pillman hangs Steamboat on the ropes and throws him back. Steamboat is sent for the ride, he leap frogs Pillman and catches him in a choke on the comeback. Pillman meets the turnbuckle, Steamboat tries to send him for the ride but Brian drops down. The ref backs Steamboat off and Flyin Brian takes a cheap shot.
Brian rubs Steamboat’s face into the canvass. Steamboat fights back with some chops and sends Pillman into the turnbuckle. They run the ropes and Pillman counters with a head scissor take down. Pillman takes Steamboat to the middle rope, he sends The Dragon for the ride and he counters into a back slide and a two count. Pillman quickly hammers Steamboat’s head into the canvass and chokes him out. Ref breaks it up. Pillman sets Steamboat on the top turn buckle and slaps him in the face. He sets up for a superplex, Steamboat blocks it and throws Pillman to the canvass. Steamboat comes off the turnbuckle but he runs into a drop kick by Flyin Brian.
Pillman says its over, Steamboat gets his shoulder up on multiple covers. Brian checks in with the ref and is victim of a belly to back suplex. The ref starts his 10 count, Steamboat is up first, Pillman reverses the whip to the ropes and catches The Dragon in a sleeper. Steamboat drives into the corner, Pillman hangs on, but not the second time. From the apron, Pillman snaps Steamboat’s neck off the top rope. He climbs the turnbuckles, Steamboat catches him with a gorilla press. Steamboat is fired up, Pillman escapes to the floor. Ricky gives chase and chops him on the outside. Pillman is rolled back in, Brian regains the advantage with a knee to the face and some chops.
Steamboat is sent into the turnbuckle, The Dragon fights back with chops. Steamboat tries to grab him, again Brian rolls to the floor but he’s followed again. Irish whip by Steamboat and he runs into a knee. Pillman with a cross body press from the 2nd rope and he gets a two count. Standing switch into a back breaker by Steamboat who heads for the top rope. A big sunset flip earns him two. Pillman counters the pin, but The Dragon flips him back and he picks up the 3 count.
Winner: Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat (Roll-Up)
- EA’s Take: This was exactly what you would expect, Pillman is showing some heel behavior. He’s also taken quite a few losses, albeit to legitimate opponents, you’d hate to see his talent get buried. Unfortunately, this is kind of his road until a partnership that wasn’t fondly remembered until years after Pillman’s early passing.