The Lucha House Party brings the fun to the Cruiserweight Division, but Drew Gulak and his new friends refuse to let it continue. Can Kalisto, Lince Dorado and Gran Metalik stop the aggressive oppression of the Ungentlemanly Alliance? Plus, will Hideo Itami answer for his attack on Mustafa Ali and Buddy Murphy?
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- Six Man Tag: Lucha House Party VS Drew Gulak, Jack Gallagher & THE Brian Kendrick; Lucha House Party wins.
- Akira Tozawa VS Steve Irby; Tozawa wins.
- Mustafa Ali VS Tony Nese; Ali wins.
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Drake Maverick responds to the ending of last week’s 205 Live.
Mustafa Ali and Buddy Murphy were putting on yet another amazing match, all for the chance to be simply considered for a WWE Cruiserweight Championship match. However, just as Ali was closing in on victory, Hideo Itami would attack out of nowhere! Itami feels he deserves respect and a title shot, but this behavior is “unbecoming”. A “No Contest” is unacceptable, and Maverick wants everyone to know that ruining matches will not be tolerated. Therefore, Hideo Itami is not going to be even ON tonight’s episode. Maverick will talk out things with Murphy and Ali, but he won’t let that get in the way of tonight.
— 205Live (@WWE205Live) June 13, 2018
The Heart of 205 Live wants more action, and it’ll be against Murphy’s buddy, the Premier Athlete, Tony Nese! Can Ali get past all that happened last week to check off another win? Or will Nese impress and be the one to take a step towards Cedric Alexander’s Cruiserweight Championship?
Six Man Tag: Lucha House Party VS Drew Gulak, Jack Gallagher & THE Brian Kendrick!
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) June 13, 2018
Kalisto, Lince Dorado & Gran Metalik have had their problems will all three Ungentle Men on the other side, but only because the Philly Stretcher, Extraordinary Gentleman and Man with a Plan looked down upon them. Will the luchadors fly above as the superior trio? Or will Gulak, Gallagher & Kendrick teach them the new law of the land-based?
Before making their entrance, Gulak and crew have a backstage interview. Why have these three decided to join forces against LHS? To Kendrick, LHS fired the first shot when they claimed to be the best team on 205 Live. Kendrick vows his team will go through them. Gallagher adds that the luchadors “have enjoyed an unfair numbers advantage”, but now their alliance has evened things. Gulak’s vision for a #Better205Live is not a flying fiesta, but a technical master class. He’s simply bringing in his fellow professors to teach the “hoochadors” how to tap out.
Complete determination marks the faces of @DrewGulak @GentlemanJackG & @mrbriankendrick as they prepare for battle against @LuchadorLD @KalistoWWE & @WWEGranMetalik RIGHT NOW on #205Live! @WWENetwork pic.twitter.com/LDd6pfAYc9
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
The teams sort out, and Kalisto starts against Gallagher. The two circle, then tie up. Gallagher gets the waistlock and slam, and then a partial crossface. Kalisto stands up but Gallagher throws him back down. Gallagher shifts to a clutch, then back to the waistlock. Kalisto moves around, and arm-drags out of the slam. Kalisto says “STOP!” and does a little dance. Fans join in on the “Lucha! Lucha!” chants, then Kalisto arm-drags Gallagher. Kalisto wrenches Gallagher’s arm then tags in Lince Dorado. Dorado climbs, and hits a double ax handle. Dorado wrenches Gallagher, but Galagher pulls the mask. Kendrick tags in, and he whips but Dorado reverses. Dorado drop toeholds, walks all over Kendrick, then dares him to do something. Kendrick rushes in but Dorado back drops him.
Dorado tags Kalisto, then Kalisto tags Metalik. Kalisto runs, and Dorado gives him the boost for a falling splash. Metalik climbs up while Dorado adds his plank splash, then Metalik springboards for his own splash! Cover, TWO! Metalik brings Kendrick up, and whips him corner to corner. Kendrick reverses but Metalik goes up and over. Things speed up, Metalik rolls off Kendrick’s back, then swings on Kendrick. Kendrick ducks but Metalik comes back to headscissors Kendrick down! Then Metalik dropkicks Kendrick down, and brings him up to tag in Dorado. Dorado and Metalik double suplex Kendrick down, then cover, TWO. Kendrick scrambles and tags in Gulak.
Gulak walks right up to Dorado to haymaker Dorado down. But Dorado responds with a takedown, then gets running. Things speed up, and Dorado springboards to arm-drag and headscissors Gulak. Gulak gets out of the ring, Gallagher runs in but he gets sent out. Lucha House Party combines and fires up the fans, and with Kalisto and Metalik stabilizing him, Dorado leaps up to springboard and FLY!
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
Down go the Ungentle Men! Fans “Lucha! Lucha!” with the House Party. Dorado puts Gulak in, covers, TWO. Dorado brings Gulak up, Gulak swings but Dorado ducks to dropkick him back down. He brings Gulak back up, and tags Kalisto. Kalisto kicks Gulak but Gulak pulls the mask. Gallagher tags in and they mug Kalisto in their corner. Kalisto fights back and jawbreakers Gallagher. Kendrick tags in but Kalisto still gets Gallagher with the tilt-o-whirl headscissors. Kalisto mule kicks Gallagher away, but then Kendrick trips him up on the ropes! Kendrick covers, TWO, but Kendrick throws crossface forearms right away. Kendrick mocks “Lucha! Lucha!” as he stalks Kalisto. He bends Kalisto back in an armlock and dragon sleeper. Kendrick snap suplexes Kalisto then covers, TWO.
Tag to Gulak, and Gulak stomps away on Kalisto. Gulak drags Kalisto up for a scoop, and carries him around before slamming him. Cover, TWO, but Gulak puts Kalisto in a half straitjacket. Gulak puts him in the full straitjacket, and bends him back while fans rally. Kalisto gets up and out to jawbreaker Gulak, then hits Kendrick and Gallagher for good measure. Gulak grabs Kalisto’s leg, but Kalisto keeps reaching. Kendrick distracts so that the ref doesn’t see the tag! Dorado is held back, and Gallagher goes after Kalisto in the distraction, putting the Lucha Dragon into the apron while Gulak hits Metalik. Gallagher feeds Kalisto to Gulak for a stomp and cover, TWO. Gulak drags Kalisto over, Gallager tags back in. Gallagher drops an elbow, then drags Kalisto up for a standing abdominal stretch.
Fans rally as Kalisto endures. Kalisto pops out but Gallagher scoops and slams him. Now Gallagher mocks the “Lucha! Lucha!” as he stalks Kalisto. Kalisto crawls, but Gallagher is on him again. Tag to Kendrick, Gallagher throws Kalisto for hotshot on the ropes, then Kendrick boots him down! Cover, TWO! Kendrick rains down rights, then drags Kalisto up to tag Gulak. Gulak hits Kalisto and puts him in an Argentine Backbreaker Rack. Gulak carries Kalisto around, then slings him down. He puts Kalisto in a hammerlock and half crab! Kalisto endures the bending and stretching while fans rally. Kalisto fights with his free leg but Kendrick tags in to stomp him down. Kendrick drags Kalisto up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Kalisto hits the buckles then the mat. Kendrick keeps on Kalisto with forearms, then backs off.
Kalisto kicks away on Kendrick but Kendrick powers him into the corner with shoulders. Kendrick backs off, then hoists Kalisto up top. He climbs up to join Kalisto but Kalisto fights back. Gulak comes over but Kalisto kicks him away. Kalisto leaps, for a tornado DDT! Both men are down but crawling. Hot tags to Gallagher and Metalik! Metalik springboards and crossbodies, then handsprings and chops Gallagher. He whips Gallagher but Gallagher reverses, only to run into Metalik’s SUPERKICK! Metalik hits the Sling-Dog, then runs the ropes to hit the missile dropkick! Cover, TWO, but Metalik brings Gallagher up to tag in Dorado. They double whip and Dorado holds Gallagher up, for Metalik to springboard dropkick down. Jackknife cover but Gulak breaks it up just in time.
Gulak helps Gallagher to their corner, then tags in. Gulak goes after Dorado, but Dorado knees out to huricanrana pin. TWO, but then the dragon’s lair, TWO. Dorado headscissors but Gulak shoves it away. Gulak then clobbers Dorado with a clothesline! Cover, TWO, and Gulak grows frustrated. Gulak gets up, drags Dorado up into a dragon sleeper, but Dorado resists. Dorado spins aruond and tilt-o-whirls to a waistlock. Gulak standing switches an drolls up, but holds the tights! The referee notices, and calls off the count. Gulak tries to explain but too late. Dorado rolls him up, TWO! Gulak boots but Dorado blocks to respond with a windmill kick! Cover, TWO. Both men crawl for their corners, hot tag to Kendrick.
Kendrick goes after Kalisto, then flapjacks Dorado on the buckles. Kendrick hits the headlock takedown and puts on the Captain’s Hook! Dorado endures, Kalisto saves him with a dropkick! Gallagher rocks Kalisto with a right, but Metalik SUPERKICKS Gallagher. Gulak boots Metalik, then helps Gallagher up. Dorado flies for a crossbody, but they both catch him. Dorado lands on his feet out of their throw, but they double whip him. He handsprings, for a double Golden Rewind! Gulak and Gallagher stagger, Kalisto and Metalik dropkick them out! Then, they build speed and DOUBLE FLY!
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) June 13, 2018
Dorado fires himself up, and waits for someone to stand. Dorado runs, but into a takedown, for the Captain’s Hook! Kendrick has him alone in the middle of the ring. He reaches, moves around, and crawls for ropes. Dorado fades, Kendrick rolls him but Dorado counters to his own cover! Lucha House Party wins!!
Winners: Lucha House Party, Dorado pinning
The party doesn't stop for the #LuchaHouseParty as they get the better of @GentlemanJackG @DrewGulak & @mrbriankendrick on #205Live! @WWENetwork @KalistoWWE @WWEGranMetalik @LuchadorLD pic.twitter.com/dRDhX0A5J9
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
The flying fiesta leave Gulak, Gallagher & Kendrick furious in defeat. With this combination of skills and thrills, does this finally establish Lucha House Party as the best team in the Cruiserweight Division?
Hideo Itami speaks.
First in Japanese, then in English, the Don from Nihon declares that neither Mustafa Ali and Buddy Murphy are worthy of being in a main event or in a Cruiserweight Championship match. Itami believes he is the next champion, and believes he’ll make everyone #RespectMe.
Drake Maverick meets with Buddy Murphy.
The Cruiserweight Juggernaut only wants to talk a revenge match against Hideo Itami. If it’s anything else, he doesn’t care. Really? Yeah, and if Maverick was a good GM, he’d have already made that match. Otherwise, Murphy’s not competing. Is that so? Because Mustafa Ali made a request to wrestle Itami, too. He’s not getting that match, either, because Maverick isn’t going to let another main event be ruined. And if Murphy is going to visit a boss, bring a request, not an ultimatum. Everyone will get what they want eventually, when Maverick says so. “So until then, keep the peace.” Murphy nods, but will he really keep himself out of trouble?
Mustafa Ali speaks.
The Heart of the Cruiserweight Division knows he was on the verge of “stopping the unstoppable”, and beating Buddy Murphy in their match. But then Itami had to interfere. Itami may have made Ali #GoToSleep, but where Ali’s from, “when you get knocked down, you get back up.” Ali is up, and will get back in the ring to take on Tony Nese to take a step towards that Cruiserweight Championship. Murphy and Itami better watch closely.
Akira Tozawa VS Steve Irby!
The Stamina Monster and former Cruiserweight Champion himself wants to spring back from falling to Hideo Itami. Can he make a splash in Memphis to earn his way back to the title?
The bell rings and Irby swings on Akira. Akira ducks and chops away. He fakes a chop to hit Irby with a jab! Fans “AH! AH!” as Akira stomps on Irby. Irby blocks a stomp to spin Akira around for the mule kick. Irby runs, sunset flips but Akira rolls through to Penalty Kick and back senton! Akira starts up more “AH! AH!” but Irby gets to ropes. Irby sucker punches then boots Akira down. Irby stomps away on Akira in a corner, then drags Akira up. Akira fights back but Irby knees low. Irby whips Akira but Akira goes up and over, only for Irby to rock him with right hands. Irby whips but Akira slips free so Irby hits him again. The “King of Moonsaults” decides to run, but he runs into Akira’s headscissors! Akira fires up and shining wizards Irby.
Akira climbs up with “AH! AH!” from the fans, and hits a missile dropkick. Irby staggers up, Akira kicks, swings, slides under, and hits the spinning roundhouse! Irby goes down but Akira fires up as he climbs again. Akira aims, and hits the SUPER Senton! Cover, Akira wins!
Winner: Tozawa, by pinfall
— 205Live (@WWE205Live) June 13, 2018
The Stamina Monster makes gains with this win, but it’s only a start. Will Tozawa be able to battle his way back to the Cruiserweight Championship before someone else does?
The Man of the Hour joins the Cruiserweight Division!
Lio Rush has been waiting for the right time, “with a nice hook, with the right line. Fishing for gold, the right kind.” But to be honest, Lio is upset. He feels disrespected. “How can you have two Cruiserweight Championship Tournaments without having THE very best Cruiserweight in the world”? But it’s about time that things are put in order, that things are no longer misunderstood. And soon the world will know why Lio Rush is the right man in the right place at the right time. When is that time? And when that time comes, will Lio rush his way to the top in a matter of no time at all?
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
Tony Nese speaks.
“So Mustafa Ali wants back in the title picture?” Then he made a big mistake accepting Nese’s challenge. Ali isn’t the only one looking to prove himself, and tonight isn’t about him. The Premier Athlete says tonight is his night to make a statement at Ali’s expense. Can Nese jump ahead in line towards challenging the #AgeOfAlexander?
“What a surprise, another 205 Live without TJP in a high-profile match.” But that’s okay, he’ll just rack up weights and Instagram likes, and when this “Cruiser-Great” moves up to being a “Heavy-Great”, no one will know where TJP will show up next. And then Drake Maverick won’t just think of TJP as the superstar who carried the brand on his back, but as the superstar who got away. Will the inaugural (New Era) Cruiserweight Champion really make the move to another division?
Mustafa Ali VS Tony Nese!
— 205Live (@WWE205Live) June 13, 2018
If the Beacon of Light is the Heart, then the Premier Athlete is definitely the Abs of 205 Live. Not only do Ali, Hideo Itami and Buddy Murphy want a shot at the Cruiserweight Champion, so does Nese. Can Nese make himself the fourth man in the conversation with a win here tonight?
— WWE Network (@WWENetwork) June 13, 2018
But as it’s well-documented, Nese and Murphy are clearly muscular pals, and the Aussie Antagonist is even being Nese’s corner man tonight. As Nese enters the ring, so does Murphy, and they flank Ali on either side. The referee tries to keep the peace, but luckily for the Heart, he has a friend in the Soul of 205 Live! Yes, THE Cruiserweight Champion, Cedric Alexander, appears and joins Ali in the ring.
Speaking of friends…
— WWE Network (@WWENetwork) June 13, 2018
The referee still stands his ground in keeping this the scheduled 1v1 match. Alexander and Murphy leave things to their friends, and the match begins.
Nese and Ali tie up, and Nese powers Ali back to a corner. Nese lets up but then body shots Ali hard. Ali doubles over, but Nese keeps on him. Ali hits back, but Nese fires off even more body shots. Nese throws Ali to ropes, then back drops Ali high. Cover, ONE, but Nese just flexes at Alexander. Alexander tells Nese to focus on Ali. Ali gets up, then goes up and over Nese. Things speed up, Ali cartwheels and dropkicks Nese out. Nese hops back but Ali sends him back down with a spinning heel kick! Ali goes out to fetch Nese, but Murphy shields his friend. Alexander stares Murphy down, but then Nese runs in with a forearm! Nese brings Ali up while the ref keeps Alexander and Murphy back. Nese throws Ali hard into the post!
Murphy taunts Ali but then the referee gives a final warning. Alexander and Murphy give plenty of space as Nese puts Ali in the ring. Cover, TWO, but Nese stays on Ali. Nese stands on Ali’s hand, mocking the Heart of 205 Live. Nese whips Ali hard into buckles while Maverick watches backstage. Ali staggers, Nese runs and runs Ali over with a back elbow! Cover, TWO, but Nese mocks him even more as he puts him in the bodyscissors. Nese squeezes Ali’s ribs, but Alexander coaches Ali. Ali endures as Nese adds chops, but fans build to a rally. Ali fights against the legs, then gets free, but Nese grabs him in the rear bearhug. Murphy likes what he sees, but the two then stand up. Ali elbows out, but Nese clubs him down.
Nese drags Ali up, but Ali counters the back suplex to a crossbody, TWO. Nese throat chops Ali, then runs for a hotshot! Ali snaps back, gasping for air, and Nese jumps up for the triangle moonsault. Ali narrowly avoids it, then slips out to roundhouse Nese away. Nese staggers, Ali slingshots in to hit the facebuster! Cover, TWO! Murphy is relieved but Alexander coaches Ali up. Fans rally as Ali and Nese stand up. Ali chops Nese, then again. He whips Nese but Nese reverses to slide under and pumphandle Ali on his shoulder. Ali slips out but Nese elbows him away. Nese runs into a back elbow, Ali hop up but the tornado DDT is denied. Nese goes Matrix to then kick, knee, kick and elbow Ali. He runs but Ali follows, they double clothesline themselves down!
Alexander and Murphy coach their friends, and fans rally up, too. Ali and Nese slowly stir, and Nese gets to a corner. Ali stands, and runs in, but into a boot. Nese brings Ali up in the corner, but Ali dropkicks him back! Nese teeters, and Ali climbs up, but Nese pushes him away. Ali back-flips and lands on his feet, but Nese clobbers him with a clothesline! Nese turns Ali inside out, then drags him up into the pumphandle scoop, and driver! Cover, TWO! Alexander is fired up for his friend while Nese grows frustrated. Fans rally again as Nese comes around to Ali. Nese drags Ali up and into a corner. Nese stomps, then runs, but into a SUPERKICK!
Ali goes up while Nese goes down. Ali aims, but Murphy saves Nese from the drop zone. Alexander comes over and jaws with Murphy. Ali builds speed and leap frogs the referee to FLY onto Nese!
— 205Live (@WWE205Live) June 13, 2018
They both go down, but then Murphy attacks Alexander! They go into the ring, but Alexander counters the boots with a back elbow. Murphy rolls out and Alexander builds speed to DIVE! Alexander sends Murphy all the way to the ramp, but then goes after him again to brawl. Ali returns, then Nese. Nese rolls Ali, TWO, deadlift buckle bomb! Cover, TWO!! And Nese cannot believe it! Nese glares down at Ali as he backs away. He stands up, and punts Ali right in the ribs! Ali ends up in a corner and Nese scrapes his boot into Ali as he shouts, “I’m better than you!”
Nese backs off at the ref’s count of 4, then brings down the knee pad. He runs side to side, but Ali dodges and sends the Premier Kneese into buckles! Nese crawls away, and Ali gets up, to springboard tornado DDT! Ali has Nese where he wants him, then climbs up again. Ali hits the 0-5-4!! Cover, Ali wins!
Winner: Ali, by pinfall
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
The Heart of 205 Live shows he has more than enough heart for Nese’s muscles. While there is unfinished business with Murphy and Itami, Ali surely impressed tonight. But he isn’t going to wait for Maverick, Ali takes the mic and speaks in the ring. “Drake, listen, I know you’re watching.” Maverick said that everyone would get what they want. Murphy, Itami and Ali all want to rip each other’s heads off. “So give us what we want!” Make it happen, next week, in a TRIPLE THREAT!
Backstage interview with Drake Maverick.
The GM of 205 Live has heard the request, and can see Itami has ruffled some feathers. Maverick’s job gets really easy sometimes, because yes, he WILL give us the Triple Threat! Ali VS Murphy VS Itami, who survives?!
It’s what they want…
— WWE (@WWE) June 13, 2018
Another great night for the Cruiserweight Division, with another great State of the Division Address from Maverick. I was expecting the Triple Threat of Ali-Murphy-Itami tonight, but I guess they want to save that for the post-MITB episode as opposed to a go-home for a PPV they don’t even have a part in. The Triple Threat will still be great, and that has to be what crowns a new #1 Contender to the title. I wonder if they can really stretch things so that Alexander and his challenger won’t wrestle until Extreme Rules, though. And I almost thought Ali VS Nese was going to become a tag team match, but perhaps it’s too soon for the Heart & Soul and the workout pals to shift from the singles title to the yet-to-exist tag titles.
Even then, it almost feels like the tag division is moving into a Cruiserweight Trios Division with Gulak joining Gallagher & Kendrick tonight against Lucha House Party. That Six Man was great, but it just seems like a lot too soon for 205 Live if they go for a true trios title. It’s obviously easier to do tag teams than trios, if WWE could just get the Singh Brothers/Bollywood Boys, the Daivari Brothers, and any other possible Cruiserweight tag teams going. Stables can still be possible, as I’ve said before. Gulak and Kalisto can be the singles competitors for their respective trios, the same way that The Shield or The Club would do.
My Score: 8.6/10
Mitchell’s WWE 205 Live Results & Report! (2/19/19)
Who’s next for the unstoppable Buddy Murphy?
The Cruiserweight Champion continues to be the Juggernaut, Buddy Murphy! Who will step up to challenge him next? Do they stand a chance of dethroning him?
- TJP VS Humberto Carrillo; Carrillo wins.
- Ariya Daivari VS Johnny Lyons; Daivari wins.
- Mike Kanellis w/ Maria VS Cedric Alexander; Alexander wins.
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At Elimination Chamber, The Cruiserweight Champion outlasted the Stamina Monster!
Buddy Murphy took everything Akira Tozawa threw at him, but it wasn’t enough to slow down the Juggernaut. Now we move to the home stretch of the Road to Wrestlemania. Starting next week, there will be another Cruiserweight tournament! The winner of the field of eight will take on Buddy Murphy in New York! Therefore, tonight’s matches are a last-minute moment to make a case for entering the tournament!
First up, a first-ever match of the first-ever (New Era) Cruiserweight Champion and the newest star to the Division. TJP is a technical wizard but Humberto Carrillo is the Ultimo Ninja! Will Carrillo fly high over the FilAm Flash? Or will TJP make a huge leap towards bring the title back to where it all began?
And in the main event, The Lover and Fighter, Mike Kanellis, will take on another former Cruiserweight Champion in Cedric Alexander. Mike has impressed despite losing to Kalisto and THE Brian Kendrick, but Maria says every loss is a step closer to THE win Mike needs. Mike wants to show the third time’s the charm, but can he break his losing streak by breaking the Soul of 205 Live?
TJP VS Humberto Carrillo!
The Cruiser-Great always feels entitled to big opportunities, but just like everyone else, he’ll have to earn his way through the coming #1 Contender’s Tournament. The Ultimo Ninja is more than ready to prove himself against the inaugural champion, but is he ready for the inaugural champion?
The bell rings and Humberto circles with TJP. Fans like both guys as they tie up. TJP waistlocks to snapmare and ghost pins, ONE and Carrillo gets his own cover, ONE. The two circle and tie up again, and TJP gets a headlock. Carrillo powers out but TJP slides under. TJP shoves but things speed up as Carrillo keeps up with TJP. Carrillo runs and acrobatically arm-drags TJP out of the ring! Carrillo builds up speed but spots Drew Gulak and Jack Gallagher coming down the ramp. The Submission Commission want Carrillo to stay safe and sound with feet on the ground. TJP slides in while Carrillo actually listens to Gulak & Gallagher for a moment. Carrillo and TJP tie up and TJP cartwheels to a hammerlock. Carrillo flips through but TJP wrenches again. Fans rally for Carrillo as he handsprings and sweeps the leg!
Carrillo gets a Gulak approved takedown to a standing kneebar. TJP spins with the headscissors to bring Carrillo down! TJP claps along with the fans but Carrillo powers his way up. Carrillo cartwheels through the next spin, then leaps, but TJP throws him down! Cover, ONE! TJP puts the shoulders down again, ONE! TJP goes to put his weight on Carrillo but Carrillo acrobatically monkey flips him away! Carrillo runs into the corner at TJP but TJP puts him on the apron. Carrillo rocks TJP then climbs up, big crossbody! Cover, TWO! Carrillo CHOPS TJP, then runs in for another acrobatic move, only for TJP to plant him on the mat! Gulak tells Carrillo he shouldn’t have done that. TJP traps one arm and grabs the other to YANK it! Carrillo writhes, clutching the arm, while TJP looms over him.
TJP drags Carrillo up and wrenches the arm. TJP whips and runs Carrillo over with an elbow. Fans duel and rally while TJP drags Carrillo up. TJP scoop slams Carrillo down, then slingshot sentons! Cover, TWO! TJP drags Carrillo up while Gulak & Gallagher coach Carrillo. TJP kicks and dropkicks Carrillo down then wraps on a chinlock. Fans rally while TJP toys with Carrillo. TJP hammerlocks and chinlocks Carrillo but Carrillo fights his way up and out. TJP whips but Carrillo rolls over TJP’s back. Carrillo dodges in the corner then runs back in. TJP goes up and over and Carrillo hits post! TJP hoists Carrillo into the Tree of Woe, then gets the fans clapping along as he stands on Carrillo’s face. The ref counts and TJP backs off, to go around the world for a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO, to Gulak’s and Gallagher’s relief.
TJP snapmares Carrillo back into a trapped arm. TJP goes after the other arm again and pulls. Fans rally up as Carrillo endures. Carrillo powers up to a fireman’s carry, but TJP slips out. TJP shoves Carrillo to a corner but runs into an elbow. TJP runs back in but into a boot. Carrillo hops up and leaps, big sunset flip! TJP rolls through but Carrillo dodges the Penalty Kick. Carrillo kips up, misses the roundhouse but hits the enziguri! TJP bails out and Carrillo FLIES out onto him! Carrillo takes TJP out but Gulak and Gallagher scold Carrillo for that. Carrillo puts TJP in and covers, TWO! Gulak and Gallagher coach Carrillo on staying in the ring and on the mat. Carrillo heads to the corner and climbs up high, not at all what they said.
Carrillo leaps but rolls through as TJP gets under. TJP huricanranas but Carrillo sunsets! TWO, and Carrillo fires off more kicks! Carrillo reverse somersaults to the moonsault! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Carrillo keeps his cool. Carrillo drags TJP to the drop zone and hops up for the headstand. TJP pushes him over but Carrillo shoulders and slingshots back in. Carrillo wheelbarrows but TJP rolls through to the STF! With a modified crossface! Gulak and Gallagher say Carrillo got himself into this situation, now he has to get himself out. Carrillo crawls and crawls and gets the ropebreak! TJP lets Carrillo go but the damage has been done. Carrillo gets on the apron and TJP joins him out there.
TJP toys with Carrillo then drags him up. Carrillo shoulders TJP but TJP fires off forearms. Carrillo rocks TJP with one big right, then runs in, but is put back in the ring. TJP misses the shoulder and gets rocked agani. Carrillo leaps up, missile dropkick! Headstand, Aztec Press! Cover, Carrillo wins!
Winner: Humberto Carrillo, by pinfall
It wasn’t safe and sound on the ground, but a win is a win! Gulak & Gallagher accept that much, and Carrillo has pinned the former champion! Gulak & Gallagher join Carrillo in the ring, and compliment him on the ground game he did right. They have the fans applaud Carrillo’s victory! The young Cruiserweight is hoisted onto the shoulders of the Submission Commission, but will he live up to his potential?
Tony Nese speaks.
“I finally proved to Noam Dar once and for that I’m the better man.” When he was beating the Scottish Supernova to a pulp, it finally occurred to the Premier Athlete: 205 Live is his for the taking. He could be better than anyone in the Division, it’s just about believing in himself. Whatever mental block that’s been holding him back, Nese smashed it down when he smashed Dar through the timekeeper’s area. This is a Premier Promise: he will win the tournament, he will win the Cruiserweight Championship, and he will do it at Wrestlemania. But will he really do it against his Body Guy buddy, Buddy Murphy?
Backstage interview with Mike & Maria Kanellis.
Mike’s had a hard time picking up wins. Was it wise to go after someone as accomplished as Cedric Alexander? Maria speaks on Mike’s behalf. Is it wise to ask about Alexander’s accomplishments when Mike has accomplished so much himself? Mike has been in the business for 16 years and has been a champion all over the world! Does anyone think Mike has been successful for taking the easy way out? That’s a question, Kayla. Mike has not taken the easy matches or the easy opponents. Because you don’t make it to Wrestlemania that way. Tonight, Mike defeats the Pride of 205 Live to prove why he’s the most dangerous man here. Will this be the night Mike turns it all around?
Ariya Daivari VS Johnny Lyons!
The Privileged Lion is sick of being a sidekick, he’s finally putting himself first again. He tells the fans in New Orleans that they are bearing witness to the Daivari Destruction of the Cruiserweight Division. He swears to beat his opponent so bad, no one here can say the referee made the wrong call. Football fans will get that better than most. Because unlike the Saints, Daivari’s actually going to the big game. But will Lyons have a surprise for the Persion Lion?
The bell rings and Daivari circles with Lyons. They tie up and Lyons gets a headlock. Daivari pulls Lyons’ hair and puts him in a corner. Daivair jabs away on Lyons and then stomps a mudhole into him. He throws Lyons corner to corner but Lyons goes up and over and dropkicks Daivari back! Fans fire up but Lyons misses in the corner and gets a big roundhouse from Daivari! Nawlins rallies for their local Lyons but Daivari drags him aruond to kick him while he’s down! Daivari stomps away on Lyons, then wrenches him into the hammerlock lariat! But Daivari isn’t done there, he drags Lyons up again for a cobra clutch! Daivari puts on body scissors, Lyons taps out!
Winner: Ariya Daivari by submission
Cobra clutch or Million Dollar Dream, Daivari uses it to destroy the dreams of young Johnny Lyons. Daivari will want to live a dream of everyone’s and go to Wrestlemania, but will he bust in the Contender’s Tournament?
Buddy Murphy speaks.
“I’ve got to hand it to Drake Maverick.” It must be so hard for a GM to run a brand with a champion as strong and dominate as Murphy. Maverick’s trying to get Murphy the challengers he wants. First was Mustafa Ali, the Heart of 205 Live. Murphy left Ali heartbroken. Next was Cedric Alexander, the savior of the Division and wanted to redeem himself. But the Age of Alexander came crashing down. And then the Royal Rumble put Murphy against three big names: the leader of the Lucha House Party, Kalisto; the savage striker, Hideo Itami; and the Stamina Monster that dethroned the King of the Cruiserweights, Akira Tozawa. Murphy got the challenge he asked for and beat that challenge.
Tozawa got a second chance at Elimination Chamber, but it ended like every other night: Murphy’s hand held high. So who’s next? Maverick put this tournament together to pit eight of the best to fight THE best. Murphy declares he’s the greatest of all time, but who will meet him on the Grandest Stage of Them All?
Mike Kanellis w/ Maria VS Cedric Alexander!
For Mr. & Mrs. Kanellis, it isn’t about the losses, or even about the wins, it’s about getting THE win that will define a career. Will Mike get that win tonight on the verge of the #1 Contender’s Tournament? Or will the Age of Alexander begin its resurrection on the road back to Wrestlemania?
Maria does not join commentary this time. Perhaps she’s sick of Aiden English grilling her about Mike’s win-loss record, despite her philosophy on it. She moves her chair up in front of commentary and takes a seat to watch her husband even closer. Alexander makes his entrance, and we begin.
The bell rings and fans already cheer Alexander on. Alexander claps along as he circles with Mike. Mike and Alexander tie up and Alexander gets a waistlock. Mike gets to the ropes then reverses to a wristlock. Alexander trips Mike and gets a facelock, then scrambles around. Mike reverses the facelock but Alexander powers him to a corner. The ref calls for a break but Mike turns it around. Mike shoves Alexander then eggs him on. Alexander rushes Mike but Mike uses ropes as defense. Alexander toys with Mike but Maria says it’s fine. Mike and Alexander circle again and tie up. Mike gets a headlock and grinds Alexander down. Alexander powers up but can’t power out of Mike’s grip. Mike grinds Alexander down more but fans rally up.
Alexander feeds off the energy and powers out this time. Mike runs him over with a shoulder, then things speed up. Alexander arm-drags Mike down into an armlock! Mike scrambles around but Alexander grinds him down. Alexander wrenches but Mike kicks low. Mike CHOPS Alexander, then again. Mike elbows Alexander down then drags him back up. Alexander handsprings and headscissors Mike down, then dropkicks him, too! Fans cheer while Mike gets to a corner. Alexander CHOPS Mike back, and Maria seethes. Alexander buckle bumps and CHOPS Mike again. Mike kicks back but misses his chop, Alexander CHOPS Mike again. Alexander snapmares Mike to dropkick him in the back! Cover, TWO! Alexander keeps his cool while Mike gets to a corner again.
Alexander stomps Mike down then CHOPS him yet again. He whips Mike corner to corner then runs in, but Mike puts him on the apron. Alexander hits Mike back then springboards, but Mike punches him out of the air! Alexander is dazed and Mike catches his breath. Mike rains down rights on Alexander but fans rally up for the former champion. Mike snapmares Alexander to then drive elbow after elbow into Alexander’s shoulder and chest. Maria applauds while the fans boo. Mike says he’s the best in the world as he drags Alexander over. Mike snapmares Alexander for more elbows into the shoulders! He sits Alexander up to basement dropkick him against the ropes! Mike pulls Alexander back against the ropes but lets up at 4. Mike drags Alexander onto the apron and rocks him with another right!
Fans boo and Mike tells them to shut up. Mike stalks Alexander but walks into a CHOP! Alexander CHOPS Mike more, then brings him out for European Uppercuts. Alexander runs but into a pop-up, that he turns into a wheelbarrow victory roll! TWO, and Mike rocks Alexander again! Mike whips Alexander face first into buckles! Alexander is dazed again while Mike grits his teeth. Mike drags Alexander to a cover, TWO! Mike puts Alexander in a chinlock but Alexander endures. Maria likes what she sees as Mike grinds his knee into Alexander’s back. Fans rally up and Alexander powers up. Alexander jawbreakers free! Both men stagger and Alexander throws haymakers. Mike responds but Alexander bobs ‘n’ weaves and CHOPS! Uppercut! Alexander dropkicks the legs out then dropkicks Mike in the face!
Fans fire up as Alexander gets to a corner. Alexander and Mike slowly stir while Maria grows worried. Alexander rallies on Mike with forearms and elbows. Mike kicks but Alexander blocks to the stiff back elbow! Alexander runs, handsprings, Neuralizer kick! Mike staggers to a corner, but dodges Alexander. Alexander goes to the apron and springboards, but his legs give out and he tumbles down! This happened to Alexander weeks ago, is it a bad sign? Mike takes advantage by stomping the legs! Fans boo and jeer but Mike and Maria laugh while the referee checks on Alexander. Mike comes back and grabs the bad leg. Mike spins through but Alexander cradle counters! TWO, and Alexander SUPERKICKS Mike down! Mike and Alexander are both down from exhaustion and pain.
Fans rally for Alexander while Maria shouts for Mike. Alexander stands first and hobbles over to Mike. Alexander lifts but the bad leg prevents much more. He throws forearms into Mike instead, and tries again, but Mike fights out. Mike fireman’s carry but Alexander slips out. Alexander pushes Mike, handsprings through, but into Mike’s SUPERKICK! Mike picks Alexander up, Samoan Driver! Cover, TWO!! Alexander lives and the Kanellises are furious! Fans rally up but Maria tells them to shut up. Mike drags Alexander back up, but Alexander uppercuts him! Mike throws another right, but Alexander kicks! Alexander misses the back hand and Mike pushes him to a corner. Mike runs into a boot, Alexander hops up, but Mike hits another rocking right!
Mike drags Alexander out, Backpack Stunner! Cover, TWO!! Mike grows frustrated, but he slaps himself back into focus. Mike drags Alexander up once more but Alexander shoves him away. Alexander rolls Mike up, TWO! Penalty Kick misses, small package, TWO! Backslide, TWO! Sudden Michinoku! Cover, TWO!! Now Alexander is shocked, but Maria is still worried for her husband. Mike crawls to the ropes but Alexander grabs the legs. Mike kicks Alexander away but Alexander comes back. They brawl between the ropes, Mike hotshots Alexander down. Mike drags Alexander back up to suplex but Alexander lands on the apron. They brawl more and double boot! Both men fall but Mike lands on the floor. Alexander’s still in the ring as the count begins.
Mike starts crawling away, he doesn’t seem to care anymore. But Alexander staggers his way over to Mike, only to get a SPINEBUSTER on the ramp!! The referee checks on Alexander as he writhes in pain. Mike crawls back towards the ring and gets in. The ring count passes 5 but Alexander hasn’t gotten up. Alexander crawls at 7, at 9, and gets in at 9.9!! Mike is furious but he goes right at Alexander. Alexander grabs ropes to deny the hold. Mike stomps Alexander out and drags him back over. Mike turns Alexander over for a Boston Crab! Alexander endures the leg and back pain as he crawls for the ropes. He reaches, but Mike sits down deep! Alexander still gets the ropebreak! Mike and Maria are beside themselves but New Orleans is loving this!
Mike paces to keep his cool while Maria glares at Alexander. Alexander makes it to the ropes as Mike blows a kiss to Maria. Mike runs in but Alexander dumps him out. Alexander builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit takes Mike out! Alexander puts Mike back in but can barely move on his own. Maria gets in Alexander’s way! Fans boo as Maria plays goalie, but Alexander gets past. To get a SUPERKICK!! Dragon sleeper, swinging neckbreaker! Cover, Mike wins!? No, no! The referee saw Alexander get his shoulder up! It was a TWO!! Alexander kicks out by mere inches, but it’s still a kick-out! The match must continue! Mike runs into Alexander, Alexander rolls but Mike sits on it! TWO, into the LUMBAR CHECK! Cover, Alexander wins!!
Winner: Cedric Alexander, by pinfall
The narrowest of margins was the difference between a victory and a defeat! Alexander finds himself on the upside of the decision, but Maria actually smiles. Does she still believe the career-defining win is on the horizon? As for Alexander, is he going to repeat his path to Wrestlemania from 2018? Or is there a roadblock in the way for both of them just around the corner?
Drake Maverick speaks.
The 205 Live GM has made his decision on the first Cruiserweight superstars to enter the tournament. Deciding was not taken lightly, as he again considered both recent performances as well as past accomplishments. Therefore, the first of the first round matches Maverick has decided on are: Kalisto VS Tony Nese; and THE Brian Kendrick VS Drew Gulak. Half the field has been named, which of these first four in will make it to the finals? Who else will join as the last four in and join them on the Road to Wrestlemania?
A really great episode of 205 Live, and I like the announcement of another Cruiserweight tournament. Last year when Drake Maverick was first introduced to the show, the tournament was a necessity because of circumstances (Enzo Amore) but it was so good, doing it this year is a good move. Learning half the field now is alright, and gives Maverick time, in kayfabe, to figure out the other four after the matches we just got tonight. Kalisto VS Nese and Kendrick VS Gulak are going to be great, and the stories are all there. Nese wants to finally be champion, even if it’s going to be against his good pal, Buddy Murphy. Kendrick and Gulak are enemies and will fight even fiercer now that a chance at the title is involved. Nese is a given but Kendrick VS Gulak could probably go either way.
I was wondering when Gulak & Gallagher would make themselves Carrillo’s corner men and turns out that was tonight. Carrillo and TJP had a great match, and it’s great for Carrillo to defeat another Cruiserweight Division staple. I almost thought Gulak & Gallagher were going to Electric Chair Drop Carrillo while celebrating, but there’s a lot of time for their story to develop. As great as Carrillo is, his story with Gulak & Gallagher will sidetrack him from the title one way or another. Daivari sadly can’t do the story he was going to with Hideo Itami after Itami got his release. Daivari had to settle for getting cheap heat off of local sports teams. I’m not sure if he’s in the tournament, but his new push would dictate that he is, and probably reaches the semifinals just so he looks good.
Alexander VS Mike was incredible, certainly Mike’s best match since coming to the WWE. Which is a shame, he should’ve been doing way more on Raw or SmackDown than what they had him do. Mike might make it far in the tournament, if he’s even in it. Alexander is definitely in the tournament, but I feel like it’d bee too easy to say he’ll return to Wrestlemania. As Murphy said in his promo tonight, he’s beaten just about everyone around, and he continues to establish himself as one of history’s best Cruiserweights. I’m betting on Kushida finally debuting in WWE to skyrocket to the top. He’ll make every match he has in the tournament into an instant classic, and then give us another one at Wrestlemania with Murphy to take that title and stop the unstoppable.
My Score: 8.5/10
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Results & Report! (2/19/19)
Who will be named Daniel Bryan’s Fastlane opponent?
The New Daniel Bryan returns to SmackDown STILL WWE Champion! But without wasting any time, a new #1 Contender to the title will be determined for Fastlane!
- Aleister Black VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega; Black wins.
- The Bar VS Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano; Ciampa & Gargano win.
- Asuka VS Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville; Rose wins.
- Ricochet VS Eric Young w/ SAnitY; Ricochet wins.
- Six Man Tag: Kofi Kingston, AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy VS Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton & Samoa Joe; Kingston, Styles & Hardy win.
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Shane McMahon heads to the ring!
Shane O’Mac is back in New Orleans, but not as a SmackDown Tag Team Champion. He and The Miz lost to Jimmy & Jey Uso at Elimination Chamber, but that’s not even the biggest thing to come out of that PPV. The WWE Championship Elimination Chamber closed the night, and Kofi Kingston stole the show! Kofi gave it his all against Daniel Bryan, but one missed splash changed everything, and the Planet’s Champion still has that title belt. The WWE Universe showed Kofi Kingston love, but where does Kofi go from here? Aside from tonight’s major main event, that is.
As for Shane, New Orleans is happy to see him and he’s happy to see them. Shane notes the amazing main event tag match, and the NXT superstars debuting on last night’s Raw. Johnny Gargano, Tommaso Ciampa, Aleister Black and Ricochet all impressed Shane so well that he’s invited them here to SmackDown tonight! But first, The Miz makes his entrance. The A-Lister apologizes for interrupting but he has to get this other apology out. Roughly 48 hours ago, Miz lost their titles. No matter where he goes or what he does, he can’t shake the guilt. Shane took a chance on Miz, and Miz knows his reputation in the locker room. Shane still took that risk because of Miz’s passionate plea. But to make a confession, Miz was just using Shane.
Miz knew Shane could relate about their dads being proud of them. Fans chant “Dad! Dad!” Miz got hurt at the World Cup tournament and Shane stepped in for him. When Miz wanted to be a tag team partner, Shane revealed he wanted to be a tag team champion. Miz always puts his all into making the titles he holds the best titles in the company. And they did that together. Shane surprised Miz by bringing out his dad. As Mr. Miz walked out, he said he was proud of The Miz. That was the first time Miz heard those words. Miz gets a little emotional as he says that was the best moment in his career and one of the best moments in his life. And it was all thanks to Shane, so Miz thanks Shane now.
But then in their first title defense, Miz let Shane down and he is sorry for that. Miz can’t change the past but he can control the future. There are no automatic rematches anymore, but Shane’s a McMahon. If anyone can make a rematch, it’s Shane. Fans want a rematch, too! And Miz knows Shane wants a rematch, too! Fans chant “Rematch! Rematch!” but out come the Usos! The NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions shout “Whoa! Whoa!” Wait for it. WHOA! It sounds like the WWE Universe want to see The Miz & Shane VS the brand new tag team champions! The Usos know there’s nothing automatic anymore. Maybe if Shane can forgive Miz, then the Usos will give them a second chance at being the Best Tag Team in the World.
But there’s a reason he shouldn’t, though: Miz is a joke. He’s a loser. A failure. A fraud. Miz is a wannabe A-Lister with C-List skill! Shane should ask Miz, because apparently Miz is a crybaby. Shane needs a better partner, because Miz ain’t cutting it. But Shane stands up for Miz! Do not disrespect his tag partner. The rematch is on! And it’ll be in Cleveland for Fastlane! Fans aren’t happy it isn’t tonight, but the rematch is happening! And that is AWESOME! Will the Co-Besties be back on top in Miz’s hometown? Or will the second visit to the Uso Penitentiary be their last?
Aleister Black VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega!
The Embodiment of the End made Elias #DriftAway and #FadetoBlack, and now he’s making his SmackDown debut the very next night! And he also revisits a feud from when both he and El Idolo were in NXT! Will history repeat itself on the main roster? Or will their time apart bring about a different result?
SmackDown returns as Almas and Vega make their entrance. The bell rings and fans chant for “NXT! NXT!” Aleister and Almas circle and tie up. Almas gets the wristlock but Aleister rolls and sweeps. Cover, ONE, and Almas sweeps to cover. ONE and Aleister swings a roundhouse! Almas stays back, and they circle again. They tie up, Almas gets the waistlock but Aleister slips out to a headlock. Almas powers out but Aleister slides under. Things speed up and Almas CHOPS Aleister off his feet! We see Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano watching backstage as Almas stomps Aleister on the ropes. Almas backs off at 4 but comes back to CHOP Aleister in the corner! Almas whips corner to corner and knees Aleister back in! Cover, TWO!
Vega is frustrated for Almas as he looms over Aleister. Almas drags Aleister up and CHOPS him again. He whips corner to corner but Aleister dodges! Almas tumbles over and out to the floor! Aleister builds speed but fakes Almas out, to springboard and sit down. The Dutch Destroyer gives the camera a glance while we go picture in picture. Almas catches his breath while Aleister stares intently at him. Almas slowly returns, keeping his eyes on Aleister. He rushes Aleister but Aleister ducks and kips up to speed up. Aleister rolls off Alma’s back to block and boot, then knee Almas down! Cover, TWO! Aleister keeps going, Japanese arm-drag to an armlock! Almas endures while Vega shouts at him.
Aleister wrenches the arm but Almas fights his way up. Almas pushes Aleister to a corner, then goes to chop. Aleister dodges but ends up on the apron. Aleister hits Almas back but Vega swipes at his legs! Almas attacks in the distraction! Almas drags Aleister up and goes to suplex, but Aleister resists. Aleister goes to suplex but Almas resists. Aleister still gets Almas onto the apron and the two brawl on the edge. Tey exchange heavy forearms, then Aleister boots and boots Almas. Almas boots right back, then dragon sleeper, for the inverted DDT on the apron! Vega applauds as Almas puts Aleister in for a cover, TWO! Almas is right on Aleister with a chinlock. He grinds Aleister down while fans rally up.
Aleister fights his way up and puts Almas into a corner. Almas holds on but Aleister again rams him into buckles. Aleister is free, but Almas hops up to grab him. Aleister denies the tornado inverted DDT, but walks into a boot. Almas adjusts but Aleister kicks him down! Both men are down and Vega panics. We return to single picture as they both stand. Almas is on Aleister but Aleister throws forearms. Almas shoves but Aleister rallies with forearms! Aleister blocks a kick to give a kick then sweep the legs to drive in a knee! He kips right up and New Orleans fires up. Aleister goes to moonsault but Almas shoves him out!
Almas fetches Aleister into the ring, then drags him up and around for the hammerlock. Aleister slips through to roll him! ONE, but Aliester boots Almas away. Flying Meteora! Roundhouse, to Snap German! Bridging cover, TWO! Aleister is shocked Almas lives but Vega keeps coaching Almas up. Aleister drags Almas up but Almas blocks the suplex. Almas slips out of the suplex and boots Aleister away. Aleister comes back, but Almas hip tosses him into the corner! CIEN KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Aleister lives and Almas is seething. Fans hope they “Fight Forever!” but this match has to end some time. Almas drags Aleister up again, hammerlocks, but Aleister fireman’s carry! Hotshot in the corner, then BLACK MASS! Cover, Aleister wins!
Winner: Aleister Black, by pinfall
Two matches in two nights and it’s two Black Masses for two victories! The Embodiment of the End will be a permanent part of the main roster one day, will that be Judgment Day for everyone else?
Backstage interview with Tommaso Ciampa and Johnny Gargano.
After an incredible debut on Raw, the expectations are high for all four NXT superstars. Can they keep up? Ciampa understands a lot of fans are seeing them for the first time. These two have made careers out of defying expectations. Ciampa and Gargano earned everything they’ve gotten in NXT, it won’t change here. These two went to war against each other in this very building last year, but they’ll wage war together and show everyone the future.
But Cesaro and Sheamus come by and make fun of “Bring Your NXT Title to Work Day.” The Bar says no one knows who DIY is, and no one cares. They can go to Raw or stay in NXT, just stay out of SmackDown. Is there a question here? Gargano and Ciampa aren’t here to set the bar, they’re here to break The Bar. But The Bar laughs. Will they have the last laugh after tonight?
Jeff Hardy encounters AJ Styles backstage.
Can they let bygones be bygones? They need to focus on the Six Man Tag tonight. Styles agrees to that, and then The New Day come extending an olive- er, pancake branch of peace. They are all on the same wavelength, right? Styles and Hardy each take a flapjack, truce accepted. Will the Phenomenal One, Charismatic Enigma and New Day’s Pegasus of Pancakes be able to defeat the Viper, the Destroyer and the Planet’s Champion?
The Bar VS Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano!
The Celtic Gladiator and Swiss Cyborg have already mocked the NXT Champion and NXT North American Champion, but will they regret thinking of DIY as a joke?
SmackDown returns to Johnny Wrestling and the Psycho Killer making their entrances. Teams sort out, and we begin with Sheamus against Ciampa. The two circle and tie up. Sheamus powers Ciampa to a corner then grinds his forearm in. He backs off at 4 but Ciampa slaps him back! Ciampa waistlocks but Sheamus elbows out and throws European Uppercuts. Sheamus whips but Ciampa kicks and boots him back! Ciampa runs to boot Sheamus down! Sheamus bails out and Ciampa eggs him on. The Bar regroups and Sheamus comes back to tag Cesaro in. Cesaro shoos Ciampa and wants Gargano. Fans want Gargano, too, so Ciampa tags him in. Gargano and Cesaro circle and tie up. Cesaro waistlock slams Gargano fast, then floats all over him. Cesaro mocks the fans and Johnny Wrestling, too.
Gargano rolls, handsprings and wrenches, but Cesaro whips. Gargano comes back with a tilt-o-whirl headscissor! He then hooks an arm and rolls Cesaro to a ghost pin! TWO, and Cesaro rocks Gargano with a BIG EuroUpper! The Bar laughs while Sheamus tags in. Sheamus stomps Gargano at the ropes! Tag back to Cesaro and The Bar double whip. Gargano dodges, Ciampa tags in! Gargano dumps Sheamus out and Gargano boots Cesaro back! Ciampa clotheslines Cesaro out, then knees Sheamus back out! Gargano builds speed to DIVE onto Sheamus! Cesaro comes around, Ciampa leaps! But Cesaro catches Gargano for a tilt-o-whirl backbreaker! Sheamus clobbers Gargano, and shouts the catchphrase while we go to break!
SmackDown returns and Cesaro has Ciampa down in a chinlock. Fans rally up and Ciampa fights up. Ciampa jawbreakers free then knees Cesaro away. Ciampa leaps but into a EuroUpper! Cesaro tags Sheamus and Sheamus hits Gargano! Sheamus swings at Ciampa but Ciampa dodges, only for no one to tag! Ciampa turns around into Sheamus’ bicycle knee! Sheamus hauls Cesaro up top and then throws haymakers before climbing up. Sheamus clubs away on Ciampa, then fireman’s carry. Ciampa fights out with elbows and then drives even more elbows in. Ciampa adjusts, Sunset Flip Powerbomb! But Sheamus’ body also lands on Ciampa’s knee! Both men are down from that and crawl for their corners. Hot tags to Cesaro and Gargano!
Gargano rallies on Cesaro! Enziguri, headscissors sends Cesaro out! Fans fire up with Gargano as he slingshots out,. He jumps over Cesaro’s sweep to SUPERKICK! Then he cannonballs onto Sheamus! Cesaro runs in but misses, only getting barrier! Gargano huricanranas Cessaro into the LED apron! Gargano puts Cesaro in quick, then slingshot DDT’s! Cover, TWO! Cesaro lives but Gargano keeps his cool. Gargano drags Cesaro up but Cesaro shoves him to a corner. Gargano goes up, over, schoolboy kick! Things speed up again, big tilt-o-whirl into the GargaNO Escape! Cesaro resists with one good arm, but Gargano still gets the hold! Cesaro powers through and lifts Gargano for a backbreaker! Tag to Sheamus, Sheamus climbs up, another backbreaker to the flying knee drop! Cover, but Cesaro breaks it in time!
The Bar throws Ciampa out hard and goes after Gargano again. Double Irish Curse Backbreaker! Cover, TWO!! Gargano lives with that superhuman heart he’s made famous on NXT, but The Bar is furious. Sheamus drags Gargano up and talks trash. Gargano SUPERKICKS Sheamus down! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus got surprised but he still survives. Sheamus and Gargano crawl, tag to Cesaro! Cesaro swipes at Ciampa but gets rolled up by Gargano, TWO! Cesaro rams Gargano into the corner, Ciampa tags in! Ciampa slingshots and rolls Cesaro! DIY wins!!
Winners: Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano, Ciampa pinning
It wasn’t as definitive as defeating The Revival, but Ciampa and Gargano find a way to get one over on former SmackDown Tag Team Champions! Will DIY be right at home no matter what main roster brand they choose?
Samoa Joe and Randy Orton meet with Daniel Bryan and Rowan.
They’re all meant to team together tonight, but Joe and Orton take one look at the WWE Championship. There won’t be any problems tonight, though, right?
Asuka heads to the ring!
The Empress of Tomorrow, the SmackDown Women’s Champion, finally returns to New Orleans for an exclusive interview, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Kayla Braxton notes that Asuka was the winner of the inaugural Women’s Royal Rumble and the record-holder for longest undefeated streak. But it seems like everyone is talking more about Raw Women’s Champion, Ronda Rousey. With so much going on with Ronda, Charlotte and Becky Lynch, does she feel lost? No, she’s just waiting for a new challenge. Asuka beat both Charlotte and Becky at TLC. Asuka made Becky tap out at the Royal Rumble PPV! She doesn’t care about them. She wants to know who is ready for Asuka tonight!! “Mandy…!” Mandy Rose and Sonya Deville walk out and tease “poor Asuka” for no one paying attention. Here’s some advice: take notes from God’s Greatest Creation, “the most magnetic, the most irresistible, and the most talked-about superstar in WWE.” If anyone’s ready, it’s Mandy.
Asuka grins as Fire & Desire walk out to the ring. Mandy takes off the jacket and walks into the ring. It seems this match is happening, right now!
Asuka VS Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville!
The bell rings and the two circle. Fans are strongly behind Asuka as she gives a quick kick to Mandy’s leg. Mandy comes back and headlocks, but Asuka powers out. Mandy runs but Asuka follows and dropkicks Mandy down! Cover, ONE! Asuka grins as she keeps on Mandy by her hair. But here comes Lacey Evans! The Model Soldier struts her stuff again and it gets everyone’s attention, from Sonya to Mandy to Asuka. Lacey smiles as she simply watches from the ramp. Sonya approaches, but Lacey struts back to the back. Mandy shoves Asuka! Russian Leg Sweep! Cover, ONE! Asuka survives the sneak attack and runs Mandy out of the ring. Asuka is furious while Fire & Desire regroups.
Mandy takes her time returning but Asuka is still stinging from the sneak attack. Mandy throws heavy knees and then throws Asuka down by her hair! Asuka kicks back from the mat but Mandy drags her up into a corner. Mandy stomps a mudhole in, then drags Asuka around. Asuka throws Mandy out! God’s Greatest Creation is down while we go to break.
SmackDown returns and Mandy has Asuka in the abdominal stretch. Asuka fights out and drop toeholds Mandy to a kneebar! Mandy scrambles and manages the ropebreak! Asuka lets Mandy go and Mandy drags herself to the apron. Sonya coaches Mandy up while Asuka slips out the side. Mandy sees her coming and rocks her with a golden knee! Sonya fires up for Mandy as she returns into the ring. Asuka is down and the ring count begins. The count passes 5 but Asuka hasn’t moved! The count reaches 9 but Asuka springs to life to enter at 9.5! Mandy is right on Asuka with stomp after stomp. She is furious but keeps focus as she drags Asuka up. Asuka fires up as Mandy pushes her around. Mandy slaps Asuka around, so Asuka SLAPS back!
Asuka fires palm strike after palm strike then whips. Mandy reverses but Asuka hops up and missile dropkicks! Asuka fires up and back hands Mandy again and again! Then the back heel kick! Cover, TWO! Asuka keeps on Mandy with a German Suplex! Asuka runs, Shining Wizard! Cover, TWO! Mandy lives but Asuka grits her teeth. Asuka drags Mandy up but Mandy pushes her back. Mandy runs into the pop-up knee! Mandy says her eye is damaged! The referee checks on Mandy and keeps Asuka back. Asuka doesn’t believe Mandy, and Mandy yanks Asuka into ropes! Mandy rolls Asuka, Mandy wins!!
Winner: Mandy Rose, by pinfall
God’s Greatest Creation caught Asuka off guard! Her trick got the better of the Empress, but will she have another one that can take the title from her?
Backstage interview with Charlotte Flair.
The Queen saw that upset victory of Mandy over Asuka, but she herself has had a shocking week. Becky Lynch attacked her at a live event, then again at Elimination Chamber, all in violation of the suspension. Is Becky going to haunt Charlotte the entire time? Haunting is a good word. Becky is a ghost who meddles in things she shouldn’t. Charlotte made Becky pay for it the first time, but then Becky got her back last Sunday. But if Becky does it again, she’ll be arrested. Whether Becky or Ronda or any of the fans want to face it, it will be Ronda VS Charlotte as the main event, because of Charlotte.
The Miz finds Shane backstage.
He can’t thank Shane enough for making their rematch official. They’re ready to get those titles back. Miz has more breaking news: Mr. Miz is going to be ringside at Fastlane! That’s great to have Miz’s dad there to support them. Will Miz and Shane make their fathers proud by becoming two-time SmackDown Tag Team Champions together?
Ricochet VS Eric Young w/ SAnitY!
The One and Only has an extraordinary Raw debut alongside the Extraordinary Intercontinental Champion, Finn Balor. Now he’ll debut on SmackDown standing alone against the loony leader of SAnitY! Will Ricochet be 2-for-2 like the rest of the NXT superstars? Or will the chaos ruin the fun?
SmackDown goes picture in picture while SAnitY makes their entrance. Young has Killian Dain and Alexander Wolfe by his side as he walks to the ring. Fans are on Ricochet’s side as the bell rings and he circles with Young. They tie up and Young pushes Ricochet to a corner. Young shoves Ricochet but backs off as we return to single picture. They tie up again and Young wrenches Ricochet’s wrist. Ricochet rolls, handsprings and wrenches Young back. Ricochet brings Young to the mat, then wrenches again. He throws Young with a headlock takedown, but Young headscissors. Ricochet pops out and dares Young to bring it. They tie up again and Young headlocks. Ricochet powers out but Young runs him over. Young roars but Ricochet kips up!
Ricochet blocks the boot and whips but Young reverses. Ricochet rolls off Young’s back and handsprings back to headscissor Young down! Dropkick sends Young out of the ring but Ricochet builds speed. Ricochet fakes Young out and superhero lands! Young returns but runs into haymakers. Ricochet whips again but Young holds ropes. Young dumps Ricochet out but Ricochet shoulders back in. Wolfe distracts and Young clobbers Ricochet! The referee reprimands Wolfe while Young fetches Ricochet. Young puts Ricochet in and stalks him to a corner. He throws haymakers and then hops up for a hangman’s sleeper hold! The ref counts and Young lets go at 4. Young leaps and drops an ax handle on Ricochet! Cover, TWO!
Young keeps on Ricochet with a chinbar. Ricochet endures as fans rally up. Ricochet feeds off the energy but Young wrangles him right back down. Young puts more weight on Ricochet in the chinlock. Fans rally up again and Ricochet powers up. Young wrangles Ricochet down a second time and squeezes tighter. Ricochet gets a second wind and fights out with body shots. Ricochet throws haymakers but Young shoves him to a corner. Young runs in but gets buckles! Ricochet CLOBBERS Young! Ricochet rallies on Young then hits a huricanrana! Young flounders about, Ricochet rams a shoulder in. Ricochet springboards, flying uppercut! Standing shooting star! Cover, TWO! Ricochet keeps his cool as he dares Young to stand.
Young gets up, Ricochet fireman’s carry, but Young slips out. Ricochet elbows Young away, then whips him corner to corner. Young goes up and to the apron, and shoulders Ricochet. Young slides under but Ricochet boots him away. Ricochet somersault dropkicks Young all the way out! Ricochet triangle dropkicks Wolfe away! Then he builds speed, to FLY onto Young and Dain! Ricochet fires up with New Orleans as he puts Young back in. Ricochet climbs up while Young is in the drop zone, but Young springs up quick. Young runs into a kick and Ricochet finishes climbing. Ricochet aims, 630 senton! Cover, Ricochet wins!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall
The King of Flight is 2-for-2! He moves fast, flies high and hits hard, will both rosters have to prepare for the One and Only?
Backstage interview with The New Day.
Kofi did not become WWE Champion, he was the highlight of the night. Triple H said Kofi capture the hearts of the world. Xavier Woods says this didn’t just happen over the course of a week, but over the course of 11 years! 11 years is longer than Drake’s So Far Gone. Longer than Instagram! Longer than Empire’s been on air, and we all know they’ve been doing some crazy things to keep that show going.
Kofi himself says that this past week has been special for everyone. Kofi feels like the entire WWE Universe has his back. #Kofimania! This is wild, and to be honest, none of it would be possible without his brothers, Big E and Woods. They pushed for him to be the one to represent in the Chamber! Kofi loves his boys, dead serious. But now it’s time to introduce us to his other friend: Mo Mentum! Awwwww~ Nawlins~!
Six Man Tag: Kofi Kingston, AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy VS Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton & Samoa Joe!
Pancakes and positivity follow The New Day wherever they go, and that’s no different when Kofi teams with the Phenomenal and the Enigma. Will momentum be on their side going against the other three men from the Elimination Chamber match? And who, who who who, will be named the new challenger to the Planet’s Champion?
SmackDown returns as the rest of the competitors make their entrances. But before the match, Daniel Bryan speaks. “Small minded skeptics throughout history have oppressed the great minds, the radical thinkers. Thomas Beckett, Joan of Arc, Socrates!” They’re not superheroes or celebrities, so that’s why no one here knows who they are. “Ignorant!” The WWE Universe tried to will the title off of Bryan, but Bryan survived! And that’s because Bryan serves a higher purpose: to enlighten and educate those who refuse to be educated! Bryan will educate everyone again about his opponent at Fastlane. But he won’t say who it is, he’ll say who it isn’t. It will be none of the other men in this match tonight, because he already defeated all of them in the Elimination Chamber! Bryan scratches everyone off his list, but will he regret saying that before this tag match even happens?
SmackDown returns again and this match finally begins. Bryan starts against Kofi but then he tags out to Samoa Joe. Joe and Kofi circle and tie up. Joe puts Kofi in a corner but Kofi dodges and fires off kicks! Kofi whips but Joe reverses, only for Kofi to go up and missile dropkick! Cover, ONE, but Kofi stays on Joe. Tag to Hardy and Hardy drops an ax handle on the arm. Hardy kicks and whips but Joe reverses. Hardy runs Joe over with forearms! Atomic drop and leg drop! Dropkick added, then a splash, TWO! Hardy calls for DELETE, but Joe denies the Twist of Fate to headbutt Hardy down! Tag to Orton, and Orton drags Hardy over. Orton stomps Hardy’s ankles, then his legs. Tag to Bryan and Bryan drags Hardy up for a facelock.
Fans boo as Bryan gives Hardy stiff No Kicks. Buzzsaw hits! Cover, ropebreak! Bryan tags to Orton and Orton stays between Hardy and the corner. Orton wraps Hardy in a chinlock but fans rally up. Hardy feeds off the energy and fights out with elbows and a jawbreaker! Hardy hurries, hot tag to Kofi! Springboard ax handle drops Orton! Kofi hits Joe and Bryan for good measure before rallying on Orton more! Kofi dropkicks and leaping lariats! Fans fire up with Kofi as he hits the Boom Drop! Kofi aims from the corner but Bryan runs in. Kofi sends Bryan out then clotheslines Orton out! Orton hits announce desk and Kofi climbs up high. Kofi aims but Bryan shoves him all the way down! Fans boo while Joe blasts Styles. Orton back suplexes Kofi on the announce desk! Momentum is going the other way while we go to break.
SmackDown returns once more, and Bryan rains down rights on Kofi. Bryan shouts that Kofi doesn’t deserve to be in the same ring, and he stomps Kofi out. Fans rally up for Kofi as Bryan tags in Orton. Bryan throws Kofi out and Orton back suplexes Kofi onto the announce desk again! Orton puts Kofi back in and covers, TWO! Orton drags Kofi around by his hair and into a chinlock. Kofi endures as Orton thrashes him around. Fans rally up again, and Kofi fights back with body shots. Orton clubs Kofi then whips him to a corner. Orton runs in but gets only post! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! Kofi crawls, but so does Orton. Hot tags to Bryan and Styles! Styles hits Joe and rallies on Bryan! Bryan back suplexes but Styles lands out for the STO backbreaker!
Styles fires up and hits a big clothesline in the corner! Ushigoroshi! Cover, TWO! Styles drags Bryan up for the Clash, but Bryan slips out. Orton comes in but Styles denies the RKO with a Pele! Bryan roundhouses Styles! Bryan runs in the corner but into a Calf Crusher! Styles has Bryan’s leg, but Joe stomps him out! Hardy hits Joe with a Twist of Fate! Orton throws Hardy right out of the ring, but Styles clotheslines Orton out. Bryan rolls Styles! TWO and Styles roles Bryan! TWO, Labell Lock! Styles scrambles to a ropebreak and Bryan lets him go. Bryan aims again, but his knee misses, and he gets a Pele! Styles and Bryan crawl, hot tag to Kofi! Kofi springboards on Bryan with ax handles! Bryan tosses Kofi out, Kofi wipes everyone else out! Kofi intercepts Bryan’s dive with a forearm! Kofi hurries up top, leaps, missile dropkick!
Bryan bails out but Kofi keeps moving. Kofi climbs up top and Trust Falls onto Bryan and Rowan! Kofi puts Bryan in fast and aim from the corner. Fans fire up behind Kofimania, Trouble in Paradise hits!! Cover, Kofi and team wins!!
Winners: Kofi Kingston, AJ Styles & Jeff Hardy, Kingston pinning
Momentum carries Kofi through, and his team wins! Shane McMahon comes out and loved it all. He notes that there won’t be just one rematch at Fastlane. Bryan will defend his title against… Fans want “Kofi! Kofi!” and Shane makes the choice! Kofi Kingston IS facing Bryan for the WWE Championship 1v1! Is this FINALLY going to be Kofi’s time?!
An AMAZING SmackDown that is again like Raw but better. Firstly, we have Miz apologize to Shane but the Usos rubbing it in that Miz inevitably loses. Their Fastlane rematch is going to be great, but I have a bad feeling Miz and Shane will lose again and then we end up with their Wrestlemania match. Having Miz’s dad in the front row will likely be part of that result, such as Mr. Mizanin favoring Shane over Miz and Miz gets jealous. The NXT superstars do great here tonight, too, in a slight flip from Raw. Aleister Black has a great revisit match with Andrade Almas, while DIY and Ricochet have random but solid matches.
Ciampa’s leg getting squashed under Sheamus was a scary moment but good to see he’s okay. Ricochet VS Eric Young was definitely better for SAnitY since they’re finally on TV again. These debuts probably aren’t full call-ups as there’s a lot for them to still do on NXT, but I would love if this was to tie into a huge NXT invasion angle. NXT has felt better than Raw and even SmackDown for some time, and there’s word of Fox wanting more than just SmackDown, so perhaps this can all lead to a huge move for NXT to try and be the third brand come a PPV like Survivor Series.
It was great to see Asuka return to television, and obviously we get a lot of foreshadowing for her Road to Wrestlemania. She has a good match with Mandy Rose, and Lacey Evans’ random appearance wasn’t so random as Mandy almost took advantage. I’m a little disappointed Mandy beat Asuka by faking her eye injury when Asuka knew exactly that’s what she was doing. Clearly Fastlane will have Asuka VS Mandy, but Lacey Evans might be the Wrestlemania match. Lacey hasn’t even had a match on TV yet, but she’ll likely go through the rest of the roster to establish herself. Lacey came close to being a contender to the NXT Women’s Championship, so it’s not a stretch if she manages to make it to the SmackDown Women’s Championship.
The Six Man Tag was great, but too many commercials. But commercials aside, when Bryan declared no one in the match was going to challenge him at Fastlane, that literally meant someone was. And because of all the momentum at his back, it was going to be Kofi Kingston. It was therefore very fitting that Kofi did so great in this match and got the pin on the champ. Kofi VS Bryan 1v1 is going to be great, and the WWE Universe will surely be red hot for Kofi again. I really hope that this time, WWE pulls the trigger and gives us Kofi’s Grand Slam Championship moment. Houston was ready to explode, Cleveland will be more than ready.
My Score: 8.5/10