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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (11/21/18)

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The NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament continues! Fashionista Jinny and Captain Kick, Dakota Kai, await their opponents for the second round!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Episode 9 – NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament: Rhea Ripley VS Xia Brookside; Ripley wins and advances.
  • Episode 9 – Eddie Dennis VS Jack Starz; Dennis wins.
  • Episode 9 – Mark Andrews VS Mike Hitchman; Andrews wins.
  • Episode 9 – NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament: Toni Storm VS Isla Dawn; wins and advances.
  • Episode 9 – Jordan Devlin VS El Ligero; Devlin wins.
  • Episode 10 – NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament Semifinals: Dakota Kai VS Rhea Ripley; Ripley wins and advances.
  • Episode 10 – Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews VS Joseph Conners & Saxon Huxley; Webster & Andrews win.
  • Episode 10 – Dave Mastiff VS Tyson T-Bone; Mastiff wins.
  • Episode 10 – NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament Semifinals: Jinny VS Toni Storm; Storm wins and advances.

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Episode 9

NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament: Rhea Ripley VS Xia Brookside!

Both of these women were part of WWE’s 2018 Mae Young Classic, but to varying degrees of success. The Aussie with an Attitude ripped her way up to the semifinals but fell to the Genius of the Sky, Io Shirai. However, the young and bright second generation star was also eliminated by Io Shirai, but in the opening round. Can Xia do her family proud in a better showing this tournament? Or will she also be dragged under by the Riptide?

The bell rings and the two women circle. Xia wants a handshake but Rhea pie faces her instead. Xia shakes it off and ties up with Rhea, but Rhea throws Xia down. Fans sing for Xia as she gets up and circles with Rhea again. They tie up, Xia gets a waistlock, but Rhea throws her off. Rhea drags Xia up but Xia hits back with forearms! Rhea blocks one, then wrings Xia out. She has Xia down with a keylock but fans rally up. Xia rolls and uses the ropes to flip through. She has the wristlock on Rhea, but Rhea blocks the whip. Rhea whips Xia, but Xia uses it to go up and boot Rhea back. Rhea is mad now, but she runs into headscissors. But Rhea blocks with power and buckle bombs Xia!

Rhea drags Xia out for a high stack cover, TWO! Xia survives but Rhea is only annoyed by her. Rhea clubs Xia to the ropes, the kicks her in the stomach. Rhea grinds a forearm into Xia’s face but stops at 4. Fans rally for Xia but Rhea clubs her down again. Rhea mocks Xia wanting to be like daddy, so Xia hits her back! Rhea knees low then drags Xia back up, for a big suplex! She holds Xia up for about 5, then drops her! Cover, TWO! Rhea kicks Xia while she’s down, but fans rally up for the younger underdog. Rhea keeps clubbing and throwing Xia, then dropkicks her down! Cover, TWO! Xia shows heart but Rhea just toys with her. Fans duel as Rhea grabs the legs. Rhea uses an inverted cloverleaf! Xia reaches but she’s just a rag doll to Rhea.

Fans still rally, and Xia makes her way towards ropes, but Rhea pulls her away. Xia keeps trying, and manages to throw Rhea into buckles! Rhea is rocked but Xia’s on weak legs. Xia gives Rhea a jawbreaker, then a bulldog! Fans fire up as Xia gets a second wind. Xia runs, dodges and tilt-o-whirls to headscissor Rhea down! Rhea is in a corner, Xia runs in for meteora to the back! Xia keeps going as Rhea crawls away. Rhea stands, Xia leaps, but Rhea catches her! Pumphandle into the Riptide! Cover, Rhea wins!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall; advances to the semifinals

The Mosh Pit Kid conquers the second generation star and moves on to the next round! She’ll face the NXT crossover Kiwi, Dakota Kai! Will Rhea drown Dakota in the Riptide? Or will she get her head kicked off by Captain Kick herself?

 

Backstage interview with the Grizzled Young Veterans.

James Drake & Zack Gibson worked together to screw Trent Seven out of a win, but why? Gibson stops the interview here. Trying to dig for a story that doesn’t exist. They’ve known each other for 13 years, this was a friend helping a friend. But if you want a headline, here’s this: the NXT UK Tag Team Titles are coming, and there’s no possible combination of men you could make that even comes close of Mr. Mayhem and Liverpool’s Number One. The interview is over, but how far will Team GYV go in NXT UK?

 

Exclusive footage from last week!

As if last week’s blindside attack wasn’t enough, Wolfgang & The Coffey Brothers attack Mustache Mountain, Tyler Bate & Trent Seven, yet again! The Scottish trio attacked them backstage, throwing Bate into trunks, and then pinning Trent under one! Joe Coffey proclaims NXT UK is now THEIR Kingdom! British Strong Style’s days are numbered, they just need to get at Pete Dunne now. Joe Coffey would emphasize his message with a stomp of the trunk. Will Pete Dunne return from NXT America to find the UK Division turned upside-down?

 

Eddie Dennis VS Jack Starz!

The Headmaster won his debut against Sid Scala, looking as impressive as he promised. Now he has his second match, will he be leaving Jack Starz seeing stars?

The bell rings and Dennis laughs at Starz. He stands toe to toe with Starz and mocks how much shorter he is. Starz pie faces Dennis, Dennis shoves Starz, and Starz fires off! Dennis shoves Starz back then tosses him against ropes. Dennis chokes Starz on the ropes, but backs off, to rock Starz with a right! Fans boo as Dennis stomps and stomps, then whips Starz for a big back elbow! Cover, TWO! Starz grits his teeth but Dennis stomps him again. Dennis chokes Starz on the mat but backs off at 4. Dennis drags Starz up and whips him again, but Starz dodges. Starz leaps but is caught, into a swinging backbreaker! Fans applaud as that was impressive. Cover, TWO! Dennis rains down hands from all sides, then roars as fans are a mix of cheers and jeers.

Starz crawls to ropes, but Dennis tells him to stay down. Starz eggs Dennis on, then gives him a back elbow. He boots Dennis away, but Dennis grabs him with both hands! Starz breaks free to give European Uppercut after uppercut! Then a dropkick puts Dennis in the corner. Starz goes corner to corner for EuroUppers! He throws Dennis out then climbs up. Starz flies but Dennis deflects the dropkick. Dennis drags Starz up, Canadian rack, Severn Bridge! Fans boo because Dennis isn’t through with Starz, he lifts Starz in the Next Stop driver! Cover, Dennis wins!

Winner: Eddie Dennis, by pinfall

The Headmaster is 2-0 and looks to teach everyone a harsh lesson. Who will teach Dennis something with his first loss of NXT UK?

 

Exclusive footage of Dave Mastiff and Tyson T-Bone.

As we saw last week, the King of Travelers wants tougher competition, and the Bomber showed him some when he squashed his own opponent. Now the two argue, and get really close to fighting! NXT UK GM Johnny Saint keeps them apart, and tells them they fight when he schedules it. As such, Saint has decided that these two will fight, in the ring! Will the Gypsy Man be the first to stop Big Dave’s dominance? Or will he just be another man flattened beneath Mastiff’s mass and might?

 

Mark Andrews VS Mike Hitchman!

The High-Fiving, Stage-Diving Rockstar looks to move on from the Coffey Brothers to get some wins under his belt. However, so does the Welsh Beast! Can Andrews skyrocket past a new challenge? Or will the Wild Boar be another stumbling block?

The bell rings and the two circle. Andrews and Boar tie up, Boar throws Andrews down. Boar puts on an armlock and keeps Andrews grounded. Andrews stands but Boar wrenches again. Andrews rolls through but Boar wrangles him back down. Fans chant as Andrews kips up and acrobatically arm-drags Boar away. Andrews goes for another arm-drag but Boar powers out. Andrews gets him the other way, then wheelbarrows to arm-drag Boar again! Boar is dizzy but Andrews keeps on him with a huricanrana! Boar bails out but Andrews builds speed, to jump from the apron! But Boar gets clear, and pops Andrews up for a flapjack onto the apron! Then Boar gets on the apron, to drop a back senton! Andrews is gasping as Boar drags Andrews up and in.

Boar stalks Andrews for another back senton! Cover, TWO! Andrews catches his breath but the Boar headbutts him down. Fans rally for Andrews but Boar headbutts him back down. Andrews gets to a corner and Boar grins as he watches him. Boar slaps Andrews but Andrews chops back! Andrews bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire off more chops! Boar shoves but Andrews mule kicks. Andrews kicks then whips but Boar reverses. Andrews slides under to enziguri! Boar is rocked right out of the ring, and Andrews gets back on the apron, Asai Moonsault! It was enough to take Boar down! Andrews puts Boar in, then springboards, somersault senton! Cover, TWO! The Boar survives but fans fire up for Andrews.

Andrews kicks Boar in the chest, then rocks him with a forearm. He chops and throws another forearm, then another chop. Boar headbutts the hand away, then goes for a waistlock. Boar shifts to a full nelson but Andrews fights out. Andrews want a full nelson but Boar drops down, under and around. Boar wants his own full nelson, but then Andrews breaks out, only to get a Half ‘n’ Half! Boar runs and rams his shoulder in, then keeps going for a cannonball! Cover, TWO! Andrews survives and Boar is shocked. Boar pulls at his hair as fans rally up for Andrews. Boar positions Andrews and climbs up top. He aims at Andrews, leaps, but belly flops! Andrews runs out at him, only to get clobbered! Boar drags Andrews up, but gets Stun-Dog Millionaire! Andrews gets himself up top, takes aim, Shooting Star! Cover, Andrews wins!

Winner: Mark Andrews, by pinfall

A hard fought fight for #Mandrews and he comes out the victor! Andrews wants gold, will this win go a long way towards that?

 

Backstage interview with Eddie Dennis.

Another dominant victory makes him undefeated, but that doesn’t even cover it. Jack Starz never knocked Dennis off his feet! Dennis has waited 10 years for an opportunity like NXT UK, but Ashton Smith comes by. He watched Dennis like he was told, good moves out there. But nothing Ashton can’t handle. Dennis takes offense to the pat on the shoulder. Dennis vows to destroy Asthon and anyone else who gets in his way! Will The Headmaster educate everyone on what he can really do?

 

NXT UK Women’s Championship Tournament: Toni Storm VS Isla Dawn!

It’s time to wrap up the opening round of this historic tournament! The Lightning from Down Under is this year’s Mae Young Classic winner after overcoming The Genius of the Sky, but now she wants some gold to show off. Meanwhile, the Scottish Sorceress looks to cast a spell on the Women’s Division. Can Toni run through another tournament and become the top woman of NXT UK?

The bell rings and Isla hits Toni with a dropkick! Isla goes after Toni with stomps then whips her corner to corner. Toni holds ropes but Isla kicks her hand away to then throw her with a saido suplex! Isla then runs out for meteora! Cover, TWO! Toni gets away but Isla keeps on her with stomps and clubbing forearms. Fans rally up but Isla stomps another mudhole into her. The ref counts and Isla stops at 4 to cover, TWO! Toni catches her breath but Isla is still on her with elbows. Cover, TWO! Toni scrambles away but Isla stays on her. Isla snapmares Toni then double stomps! Cover, TWO, and Isla grows frustrated. Toni drags herself up and chops back! Toni chops as fans sing but Isla knees low. Isla boots Toni into ropes, then drags her up.

Toni fires forearms back, then roars, only to get a knee! Isla kicks out a leg, then hits a running knee! Cover, TWO! Into Rings of Saturn! Fans rally as Toni endures the iconic hold. Toni moves her way around, but Isla pulls back hard on the arms. Toni drags herself and Isla over, and she gets an arm free for a ropebreak! Isla lets Toni go, but Toni is still on the ropes. Isla shoves Toni around, and says Toni’s had her accomplishments. She vows it’s her time, but Toni fires off palm strikes and a boot! Toni runs in at Isla in the corner, hip attack! Then she drags Isla up, only to get a roundhouse! Isla mule kicks and knees, but is tripped up into a waistlock, and snap German Suplex! Toni wants to finish it, double underhook, Storm Zero! Cover, Toni wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall; advances to the semifinals

The Storm weathers the Modern Day Witch’s fiery attack, and now she’s moving on to face familiar foe in the Fierce Fashionista. Can Toni add another title on top of her touted resume?

 

Jordan Devlin VS El Ligero!

The Ace of the Emerald Isle doesn’t understand why there’s a Luchador of Leeds at all. But The Light looks to enlighten the Iron Irishman on why. Who will continue their great streak in NXT UK towards the title?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up as fans sing. Devlin gets a wristlock, but Ligero rolls and handsprings through. Ligero gets the wristlock, but Devlin spins and reverses back. Ligero arm-drags out then rolls Devlin into chicken wings for a ghost pin! TWO, and Devlin backs off to a corner. Fans applaud and chant “Si! Si!” for Ligero. Devlin comes back to tie up with Ligero, then kicks low. Devlin throws a forearm, then whips, but Ligero stops himself. Ligero kicks Devlin, then runs into the corner. Devlin puts him on the apron but Ligero drops down to sweep the legs! Ligero baits Devlin into a corner, headscissor throw and calf kick! Cover, ONE! Devlin was undefeated for a year for a reason, but Ligero isn’t bothered.

Ligero drags Devlin up and throws forearms. He whips Devlin to a corner, then runs in, but Devlin goes up and over. Devlin rolls and hits Ligero with an urenage, then standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Devlin keeps his cool while Ligero gasps fo rair. Devlin puts Ligero in a keylock. Fans rally up as Ligero endures. Devlin shifts to a neck wrench, but Ligero still endures. Ligero pries at Devlin’s hands as he stands, but Devlin knees low. Devlin whips Ligero and runs him over with a back elbow! Cover, TWO! Devlin grows frustrated but he still looms over Ligero. Fans continue to chant for Ligero, but Devlin throws a big forearm. Devlin says Ligero’s not in his league or on his level.

Ligero drags himself up but Devlin clubs him back down. Devlin brings Ligero up and wants a fireman’s carry, but Ligero blocks. Ligero elbows Devlin’s head, but Devlin still gets him up. Ligero slips out, shoves and follows, tilt-o-whirl crossbody! Fans applaud but Ligero can’t cover from pain in his ribs. Both men stand, Ligero blocks the kick to trip Devlin, then rock him with a flying dropkick! Fans fire up and Ligero builds speed. Devlin anchors a foot, so Ligero rocks him with forearms. Ligero wants a suplex but Devlin blocks. Devlin suplexes but Ligero fights out. Ligero baits Devlin, into a Code Red destroyer! Cover, TWO!! Devlin survives but he’s reeling. Ligero focuses as fans fire up.

Ligero aims at Devlin and runs in, but misses. Devlin rocks him with a forearm then sweeps the legs, leaping knees! Devlin yanks Ligero right up for a back suplex! Cover, TWO!! Ligero lives and Devlin is frustrated. Devlin grits his teeth as he stalks Ligero. Devlin goes ot the apron, slingshots in but Ligero denies the cutter! Ligero hurries up and aims at Devlin, but Devlin rolls away. Ligero changes flight plans as he builds speed. He slides out, but Devlin dodges. Devlin back drops but Ligero handsprings to a headscissor! Ligero puts Devlin back in then goes back up top. Devlin stops him with a swing kick! Devlin climbs up to join Ligero, and stands Ligero up, but Ligero fights back. Ligero shoves Devlin down, then adjusts, frog splash gets knees! Devlin small packages, TWO!! Both men are down but fans love this.

A ten count begins, but Ligero sits up at 6. The two men stare down and brawl. They make their way to their feet but the forearms still fly. Devlin throws elbow after elbow, but gets a boot from Ligero! Ligero runs, but into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!! Fans chant “NXT! NXT!” for this great action. Devlin brings Ligero up, to the fireman’s carry, but Ligero uses that for a headscissor to victory roll! TWO!! Ligero runs in but into boots! Devlin climbs up, but Ligero trips him up. Ligero climbs up behind Devlin, but Devlin fights him with elbows. Ligero ends up in the Tree of Woe, but he sits up for a Spider German! Fans fire up as Ligero turns around, for the splash! Cover, TWO!? Devlin survives and Ligero can’t believe it. But the fans know “This is Awesome!”

Devlin gets himself to ropes and then to the apron. Ligero heads over, and joins him on the apron. Devlin throws a haymaker, Ligero throws a forearm. They brawl on the edge and Devlin backs up towards a post. Ligero keeps hitting him, and Devlin slumps to the steel steps. Ligero lines up a shot, but Devlin fights back with body shots. Devlin scrapes Ligero off and Ligero’s head hits steps! Devlin then climbs up, SUPER Asai!! Direct hit, but Devlin isn’t done. He puts Ligero in the ring, stiff knee strike! Then the Irish Driver! Cover, Devlin wins!!

Winner: Jordan Devlin, by pinfall

The Irish Ace’s streak continues while the Luchador of Leeds takes his first loss. Devlin calls out Pete Dunne as he celebrates this victory. Will the Iron Irishman soon challenge to be the United Kingdom Champion? Or will The Bruiserweight remain unbeaten in his impressive reign?

 


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

Prepare for Backlash!

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; The Profits win and will challenge A-Town Down Under for the titles.
  • Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez; Santos wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; Bayley wins, by disqualification, and retains the title.

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Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and the fans rally as Ford endures a facelock. Ford fights up, pries at the hold, but Rezar shoves him to ELBOW him down! Rezar talks trash, Waller taunts the Steelers players sitting in the front row that they don’t really know what championships are, and then Rezar sucker punches Dawkins down! Rezar stands Ford up, Canadian Racks and bends him! Ford endures, the fans rally, but Rezar thrashes Ford around! Ford kicks and flails, he gets free, hot tag to Dunne! Bate sneaks a tag, Dunne GAMANGIRIS Akam and then NCR fire off on Rezar! The fans fire up, Humberto runs in, but Dunne dodges to SNAP GERMAN!

Bate & Dunne STOMP Humberto’s hands! Then BASEMENT DROPKICK! Garza runs up, but into the REBOUNDER GERMAN COMBO!! The fans fire up with NCR, but Rezar runs up! He grabs Dunne, but Bate says Bop up, BANG! Bate fireman’s carries Rezar?! But Rezar ELBOWS right free! Dunne GAMANGIRIS, Ford SUPERKICKS, and Dawkins ENZIGIRIS! Rezar wobbles, and everyone helps Bate gets Rezar up! BIG STRONG AIRPLANE SPINE! But then Legado CLOBBER Bate and Rezar! They BOOT Dunne, whip the Profits but the Profits reverse to TOSS Legado out! Ellering coaches Rezar while the Profits regroup.

Bate gets up, Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins brings Bate to the very top, but Dunne CLUBS Dawkins! NCR mug Dawkins but Ford joins in! They brawl, but AOP add on! Humberto finds Rezar to tag in, before the DOUBLE TOWER OF DOOM!! Bate’s the only one left up top, so Legado mug him! They double trophy lift Bate, to DOUBLE ROCKET LAUNCH him onto everyone!! Humberto then finds Bate, sunset flips and rewinds, Garza jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as all eight men are down around ringside, and Waller says this is gonna be easy pickings for A-Town Down Under now.

Dunne grabs Garza, Bate has Humberto, STEREO ANKLE LOCKS!! Grapevine for Garza! But Humberto BOOTS Bate onto Dunne! Legado is free, Ellering has AOP regroup, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Rezar CLUBS Dawkins down. Rezar soaks up heat, taunts the other teams, then CLUBS Dawkins again. Rezar brings Dawkins up again, but Dawkins fires off body shots! Rezar KNEES low, reels Dawkins in, talks more trash, and lifts Dawkins up, to POWERBOMB! But then Dunne runs up to ROCK Rezar! Akam gets in to scoop Dunne and SLAM him on Dawkins! Cover, TWO! Rezar looks to Ellering and he coaches AOP. Rezar HAMMERS Dawkins, Akam tags, and AOP get NCR up! The fans boo but NCR RANA free to send AOP into each other! Ford jumps in, as does Garza.

All the teams realize, they gotta do something about AOP. So they all mug AOP! The fans fire up as AOP tumble out, but now who strikes first? Dunne runs up but Garza SUPERKICKS him first! Bate waistlocks Garza and Ford winds up, but Garza ducks so the BACKHAND hits Bate! Garza SUPERKICKS Ford, but Dawkins DECKS Garza! Humberto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO!! Theory says if A-Town Down Under were in this match, he’d knock everyone out and Waller could just sneak in to cover. Humberto and Dawkins rise and go to corners. Humberto runs up, but Dawkins POUNCES him away!

Dawkins gets Humberto up, Ford returns and tags in! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Humberto and Ford climbs! The stars are out for the BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! Another save from the Bruiserweight and Ford is frustrated. Dunne drags Dawkins up to CHOP, but Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins whips Dunne out of the ring, but Dunne grabs the arm! And he pulls off the glove so he can SNAP fingers! The fans fire up, but Ford ENZIGIRIS Dunne down! Ford brings Humberto up, Humberto JAWBREAKERS! Bate tags in off Ford, BOOTS Garza, then runs up, but into a POP-UP! But Bate RANAS Humberto!!

Bate then DUMPS Garza out, goes to the apron, and Dunne lines up targets. Bate and Dunne climb, Ford runs in, NCR DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULT while Ford FLIES over the corner post!! Down goes Legado and AOP!! The fans are losing their minds as Bate hurries to get Humberto up. Bate puts Humberto in, reels him in, underhooks, but Humberto fights it! Humberto back drops but Bate lands on his feet! Humberto cradles, TWO! Humberto LARIATS Bate, tag to Garza! Legado gets Bate up, feed to the POP-UP KICK!! #FTY! Humberto then DIVES to take out Dunne! Garza goes up the ropes to LIONSAULT!!

But Ford flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down again! Bate flounders, Dawkins tags in! Dawkins whips Legado, Ford joins in, THE REVELATION!! Cover, PROFITS WIN!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships)

Waller & Theory are relieved it isn’t AOP, but they still look a bit annoyed that it is Ford & Dawkins. The Profits are Triple Crown Tag Team Champions from Raw to SmackDown to NXT, but will they soon add the WWE Tag Team Championships to make it a grand slam?

 

Backstage interview with Bayley.

Byron Saxton is with The Role Model, and brings up the emotional moment from Monday Night Raw where Rhea Ripley had to relinquish her title. But let us focus on Bayley’s title, as she defends it for the first time against Naomi. Where is her head at ahead of the main event? Bayley says after seeing Rhea vacate the Women’s World Championship on Raw, Bayley appreciates her reign more. She is focused, and she has realized she’s THE Women’s Champion in WWE right now, something she does not take for granted. Because we all know that with the WWE Draft, things are bound to change.

And as excited as Bayley is to face her friend, Naomi, one thing that won’t change is her as THE WWE Women’s Champion. Bayley is just as confident at Naomi, so something’s gotta give! Will The Role Model #FeelTheGlow? Or will she still be shining with gold after tonight?

 

Paul Heyman talks with Solo Sikoa.

The Wise Man apologizes that they haven’t found Kevin Owens, but he has to be here somewhere. Just look at the time. They will find him, somewhere. Solo stops listening and heads to gorilla. Heyman follows after, but Solo gives him a look. Heyman says he isn’t trying to upset Solo. Please believe him. The last person on this planet Heyman wants to piss off is Solo. But respectfully, Solo is making decisions that are not his to make, yet. One day, these will all be Solo’s decisions. But not now, not here! These are decisions that can only be made by one man. Solo asks Heyman if he’s done talking. Heyman asks if MFT is coming with Solo.

Solo just gives a thumbs up, with that taped thumb. The music hits and Solo makes his entrance, Heyman still following all the way into the ring. What does the Enforcer have planned? We’ll find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Heyman has the mic to give his usual introduction. And he doesn’t know if there is a list of the most brilliant backstage maneuvering politicians int he history of the WWE, but if there were, Heyman would have to think that he personally is in the top… Well, permit Heyman, with Solo’s permission, to explain what’s going on right now within The Bloodline, “the premier act in the history of WWE.” The fans chant, “We Want Roman!” but Solo shrugs that off. Heyman assures us that as The Wise Man for… Heyman gets emotional, so Solo just snatches the mic! The fans boo but Solo paces.

Solo tries to talk but the fans boo. Solo says last week, he had to lose a brother! He had to! It was in order for him to find a new one! His MFT, Tama Tonga! And with that, a bloodied Kevin Owens is tossed out, by the Good Bad Guy! Tama shoves Kevin down the ramp, stalks behind him, and referees rush out to stop him from doing anything further! Kevin can’t even sit up, but Tama steps over him to go to the ring. The fans boo as Tama joins Solo in the ring while the refs help Kevin to his feet and to the back. Tama raises his finger to the sky, because he acknowledges Solo! Heyman has no choice but to go along, but wait! Kevin is heading back down the ramp!?

The fans fire up as Kevin shows his grit and defiance! He drags Tama out to fire off hands!! The fans cheer but then Solo whips Kevin into steel steps! Solo drags Kevin back up, puts him in the ring, but now security rushes in! Tama storms in after Kevin but Kevin TACKLES Tama! The security gets Kevin away from Tama, but Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Kevin down!! The fans boo but then Tama SPLASHES Kevin! Tama rains down fists on that bloody wound, then he DECKS guard after guard! Producers try but Tama is a madman! Tama shoves everyone away so he can slip out of the ring, to grab a chair!!

The fans boo as Tama storms back in, but now Aldis steps up! Aldis warns The Bloodline here, and Solo has Tama stand down. Solo takes the chair from Tama to show they’re done here. The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but the damage is done. Solo & Tama are a dangerous duo, will nothing and no one stop them from taking over SmackDown?

 

Heyman goes to the parking lot.

He’s in shock, but Aldis finds him and pulls him along. Was Heyman aware of this? Aldis shows Heyman the aftermath of one car T-boning another! And in case Heyman can’t guess, the struck car was Kevin’s. The attacking car was Tama’s! Heyman says this wasn’t authorized! No, Heyman, Aldis is speaking now. He gets this is a conflict within The Bloodline, but on his show, things are settle din the ring. Next week is the Draft, a lot of eyeballs on it, and a lot top brass are gonna be here. So Aldis will not tolerate this behavior. So make sure The Bloodline understands. Because, Heyman, if you don’t, the repercussions will be equally savage.

Aldis brings Heyman in close to tell him losing isn’t the only thing that has consequences. Will the Wise Man be able to rein in such an unruly force as Solo and Tama?

 

Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez!

The LWO still doesn’t believe Legado’s claims that they had nothing to do with Dragon Lee going down before WrestleMania, so they’re going to get to the bottom of this one themselves! Will Caribbean Cool make the Emperor of Lucha confess his crimes? Or will Santos prove he was right all along?

The bell rings and the two talk trash. Then they start throwing hands! Carlito backs Santos down but Santos gets around to whisper something in Carlito’s ear. Carlito ELBOWS Santos away, runs up and hits a THESZ PRESS! Carlito then bumps Santos off buckles, fires hands, then has him in another corner. Carlito whips corner to corner, runs up, but Santos BOOTS him! Santos runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Vega coaches Carlito to stay on Santos and he brings Santos up. Carlito ROCKS Santos, whips, but Santos KICKS him! Santos runs, but into a DROPKICK! Carlito kips up and the fans fire up!

Santos is on the outside, the ref won’t let Carlito go after him, but then Carlito WRECKS Santos with a dropkick! Carlito loads up to PLANCHA! Direct hit on Santos and Carlito hoists Vega up to celebrate! The fans cheer the LWO on as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Santos whips Carlito hard into buckles. Carlito falls over, Santos soaks up the heat, then Santos HEADBUTTS Carlito to a corner. Santos then CHOPS, gets space and runs in, to DOUBLE KNEE! Carlito slumps in the corner but Santos puts him up top! Santos GAMANGIRIS then climbs up! SUPER STEINER! Carlito flounders, Santos pushes him to a cover, TWO! Vega is relieved but Santos huffs and puffs. Santos rains down fists on Carlito, then clamps on a top wristlock. Carlito endures and Vega coaches him while the fans rally. Carlito rises, throws body shots, then LARIATS!

The fans rally as Carlito starts to rally with more clotheslines, and an ELBOW! Carlito kicks, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Santos wobbles, Carlito LARIATS again! Cover, TWO! Santos is tougher than that but Carlito says he’s going up! Carlito climbs, but then Lopez gets on the apron! Vega storms right over to YANK her down! The fans fire up as Vega goes up, and RANAS, only for Lopez to block! Lopez SWINGS Vega into barriers! Carlito ROCKS Santos, steps in, but the ref is reprimanding Lopez so he misses Santos KICK ropes to jam Carlito low! Santos reels Carlito in to POST him, then brings him back for the fireman’s carry! PHANTOM DRIVER!! Cover, Santos wins!

Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall

La Madrina helps The Emperor steal this victory, them taking down the Caribbean Cool and La Muneca! Whether or not Legado beat down Dragon Lee, will nothing stop them from conquering SmackDown?

 

VIP Skybox interview with Damage CTRL!

Kayla is with Iyo Sky, Dakota Kai, Kairi Sane & Asuka as they sit way up in the back. What made the former WWE Women’s Champion and crew want a special view of this main event? Dakota takes offense for Iyo with the use of “former” there. Is Kayla trying to disrespect them? Iyo will take that title back when they’re good and ready. But for now, they’re here to watch two people they can’t stand tear each other apart! Does Dakota need to remind everyone here that DMG CTRL is still the most dominant force in the WWE!? The fans boo but Dakota says the Kabuki Warriors are STILL the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, and that will not change-

WAID! Jade Cargill is here! She makes her entrance from the other skybox, with Bianca Belair alongside her! The strongEST duo argues with DMG CTRL, their own title intentions clear. But for now, it’s time for the main event! Who shines with gold here in the Steel City? We find out, after the break!

 

Cody Rhodes speaks.

The American Nightmare is in the UK as part of Raw’s tour, but he still took time to say, “What is the task? Run up the score, leave no doubt, right? Formerly, the task was ‘win the big belt, in the big place.’ We’ve done that. Now, it’s a whole new frontier for us, undiscovered country.” There’s an old expression: the title can make the man, or the man makes the title. Which will it be for Cody? He’s in London tonight, the O2, 16 THOUSAND, then it’s on to Belfast, Ireland. Cody is keeping his promise to bring this title all around the world. Back home, AJ Styles has emerged the #1 contender to this championship.

So then, it will be two Georgia boys duking it out in Lyon, France. The first time ever, at that. Styles has an unprecedented reputation in pro-wrestling. The modern day Excellence of Execution, if you will. Styles rarely misses. But the same goes for Cody. So Backlash in France, Cody looks forward to it. The contract signing is next week, even as the WWE Draft is going on! Will things be explosive when American Nightmare and Phenomenal One meet face to face?

 

WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi!

SmackDown returns and Bayley makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and either we shine or we glow!

The bell rings, the fans rally, and the two circle. The two tie up, go around, and Bayley headlocks. Naomi powers up but Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Naomi slips through, rolls Bayley up, ONE!! The fans rally as the two go again. Naomi waistlocks, Bayley headlocks to hit a takeover, and she makes it a cover, TWO! Naomi fights up to her feet, powers up but Bayley wrenches gain. Naomi waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, ONE! Both women get up, Naomi ducks the boot but Bayley arm-drags her around! Bayley has the cording hold, the fans rally up, and Naomi fights to her feet. Naomi whips Bayley away, but Bayley runs her over!

The fans cheer and Bayley tells DMG CTRL she’s watching them, too. Things speed up, Naomi does the splits to duck under, then she comes back to kick from below! She drags Bayley into a cradle, ONE!! Bayley hurries to step over, LA MAGISTROL! ONE!! Naomi and Bayley get up, Naomi trips Bayley to jackknife, ONE!! Ghost pin, TWO! Both women hurry up, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans rally while both women are down, evenly matched in this chess game so far. Both women rise, and Naomi SHOTGUNS first! Then she runs up, uses the ropes to slingshot and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Naomi is frustrated but keeps her focus.

Naomi drags Bayley up, Bayley shoves her away. Naomi dodges the lariat to hit REAR VIEW! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives but Naomi lets her know it was that close, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Bayley whips Naomi to a corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Bayley gets up, Naomi runs up, JAWBREAKER! Bayley ends up in a corner now, Naomi runs in, and she forearm SMASHES! Naomi then runs Bayley corner to corner for a BUCKLE BULLDOG! Naomi slips out to the apron while Bayley flounders, and Naomi climbs. The fans duel as Naomi CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Bayley is tougher than that but Naomi knows that. Naomi keeps her focus while DMG CTRL, Bianca & Jade all focus on them. Naomi ROCKS Bayley, tries the ropes again, but Bayley stops the bulldog to SMACK Naomi off buckles!

Bayley then reels Naomi in, SAIDO! High stack, TWO! Naomi is still in this and Bayley remembers Naomi’s tougher than that, too. Bayley drags Naomi into a drop zone, then goes up the corner! Bayley aims, to MACHO ELBOW onto knees! Bayley writhes, Naomi goes to the apron. Bayley stands, runs up, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Naomi slingshots, for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives and Naomi is stunned! Naomi refocuses, goes to the corner, and goes up to SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT onto knees! Bayley returns the favor and both women are down. Bayley shakes out the leg, stands and runs, to KNEE Naomi down!

Bayley hurries to put Naomi back in a drop zone, and then hobbles her way to a corner. Bayley climbs, to MACHO ELBOW!! Direct hit this time and Bayley covers, TWO!! Naomi survives and Bayley is frustrated. Bayley hobbles on the bad leg, leans on ropes while she catches her breath, and the fans duel even more. Bayley stalks Naomi, hooks her up, but Naomi PELES free! Naomi hurries to a corner, Bayley runs up, but Naomi goes up to sunset flip! TWO!! But into the BUTTERFLY LOCK!! Bayley endures, reaches out with her legs, but then she tucks to a cover, TWO!! Naomi gets up, both women throw forearms!

They both wobble, storm up, and Bayley eggs Naomi on. Naomi wants this, right? So hit her! Naomi fires a forearm, Bayley hits back! Naomi winds up to forearm, Bayley comes back with another! The fans fire up as the forearms go harder and faster! Bayley gets the edge, but Naomi SWATS one, to SCORPION KICK, and then JUMP KNEE! Bayley tumbles out of the ring, Naomi PLANCHAS! Direct hit and a hard one, both women are down on the floor! The ring count starts, Naomi stirs at 3 of 10. Naomi brings Bayley up, but BAYLEY2BELLY onto the desk!! The count is 7! Naomi flounders on the desk, but then TIFFANY ATTACKS BAYLEY!!!

Winner: Bayley, by disqualification (still WWE Women’s Champion)

Tiffany makes herself the center of attention as always as she ruins this main event! She dribbles Naomi off the desk, then RAMS Bayley into steel steps! Then she drags Naomi off the desk to POST her! Tiff storms back over to Bayley, puts her in the ring, then adds Naomi in, too. Tiff says sorry not sorry, but it’s Tiffy Time! Tiffy goes to the corner, for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Tiff flexes over both champion and challenger, having upset Bianca & Jade but having entertained DMG CTRL. But will Wrestling Barbie pay for pissing off the Role Model?


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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