Our weekly Chairshot Classics WCW PPV series continues with Fall Brawl ’94!
Open: Martin Delray performs the Stars Spangled Banner. Bobby Heenan is sporting a neckbrace and they’re joined at ringside by ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund. Gene will be talking to WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan via satellite later tonight, and he’s been informed that WCW United States Champion Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat has suffered an injury, so he will see what he can find out in the way of a replacement match.
Match #1 for the WCW World Television Championship: Johnny B. Badd vs. WCW World Television Champion Lord Steven Regal w/Sir William
The bell rings and Regal takes his time, and instructs the ref to give him some space. Collar and elbow tie up, Badd gets position in the corner and breaks it off in frustration. Another tie up, Badd twists the wrist, Regal rolls out and grabs a side headlock. Badd works up to top wrist but cannot escape. He tries to hit the ropes, but Badd grabs the wrist, Regal is forced to break it on the ropes. Badd ducks the collar and elbow and goes back to the wrist. Regal chains out temporarily, side headlock by Regal.
To the ropes, Badd leapfrogs, Regal attempts to get the upperhand but he’s dropkicked, and taken down with a drop toe hold. Badd cranks the arm to the delight of the crowd. Regal takes control and backs Badd into the corner, he monkeyflips Badd but Johnny hangs on, pops up and throws a hip toss. He tries a pin and the champ kicks out. Badd grabs an arm bar on the mat, Regal kicks to his feet and breaks it on the ropes. The crowd boos and Sir William massages his arm. Regal reaches out, it’s Badd with the wrist, Regal comes back with forearms. To the ropes and they exchange sunset flips, drop toe hold by Badd and he goes back to the arm. Regal lays in more forearms, fireman’s carry pick up and Regal is spun like a helicopter.
He rolls out of the ring dizzy, but here comes Badd flying over the top rope with a crossbody. From the apron, Regal is slung across the top rope. Badd charges with another crossbody, Regal moves and he hits the top rope hard. Regal is on the attack, the ref backs him away and Sir William uses the cane to his advantage. Badd is pummeled with forearms but he wants some more. Regal with a hair takedown and he drives the forearm across the nose. He scissors Johnny’s arm and pounds away, yanking on the neck while he’s at it. Ringside Doug Dillinger is getting into it with a “fan” who has been causing trouble everywhere they go. European uppercut and a reverse chin lock by Regal.
Badd powers to his feet, hits some shots on the gut and scores with a knee lift. Regal pops back up and knocks him to the mat with another European uppercut. They exchange blows in the corner, Regal with the drop toe hold and he moves into a full nelson on the mat. Badd uses the fan support to get back to vertical, he bumps Regal’s gut hits the ropes and runs into a back elbow. Badd kicks out at two. Badd with a combo and an atomic drop. He sends Regal for the ride and a high elevation back drop. Regal reverses the whip and lifts Badd, Johnny counters with a head scissor takedown. Badd is dumped to the floor.
Back on the apron, he tries a sunset flip, William offers Regal the cane but the ref kicks it away, the champ escapes at two. William holds bad from the apron, Johnny moves and is clubbed by Lord Steven. Badd almost scores the upset on a schoolboy but Regal kicks at two. Arm drag by Badd but Regal moves away from the elbow. More uppercuts from Regal, on the third try, Badd counters by hooking the arms. He pulls Regal to the mat with a backslide, we have a new champion!
Winner and NEW WCW World Television Champion: Johnny B. Badd (Backslide)
- EA’s Take: Well, they finally paid off Johnny’s popularity with the fans. He’s been given US and TV Title matches, but has been an ‘Also Ran’ for a while. Regal looked hilarious in the powdered wig and while he would speak about enjoying being a comedic character on an episode of Table For 3 along with Sheamus and King Barrett many years later, it’s a part of his career that’s vastly underrated.
Video: At Clash of the Champions, Ric Flair sent a masked man to attack Hulk Hogan from behind. Nick Bockwinkel explains that if Hogan can’t get in the ring, he’d have to forfeit the title to challenger Flair. The Nature Boy taunts Hogan while his music playing, not expecting Hulkster to show his face. The champion comes out with his knee heavily taped and goes wild on Flair. There was a disqualification when the masked man reappears, and the two gang up on him. Ric Flair was suspended as a result.
Match #2 – Loser Leaves WCW: Kevin Sullivan w/Dave Sullivan vs. Cactus Jack
The action starts on the floor right away, Sullivan throws Jack over the guard rail. They slug it out and Jack tosses Sullivan back to ringside. They move to the ring and Sullivan drops a headbutt. Jack reverses the momentum and introduces him to the top turnbuckle. Sullivan tumbles back to the floor after a right. Jack throws Sullivan into the ring post and lifts the mat off the concrete. Sullivan crawls as Jack goes to the 2nd turnbuckle. Dave Sullivan stops him from jumping and Kevin climbs up and tosses Cactus on the cement.
He follows it with a scoop slam on the exposed floor. He comes in with a knee lift and throws him head first into the apron. Sullivan attacks Jack’s recently injured ear. Jack fights back with some kicks and knocks him down with a right, *bang bang*. To the ropes, Sullivan runs into an elbow and Jack connects with an elbow drop. Sullivan is dumped back to the floor and Jack sets up a piledriver, Sullivan reverses with a back body drop on the concrete. Sullivan rushes him with a clothesline, again on the exposed floor. Jack struggles back to the apron and Sullivan keeps kicking him away. Jack throws a chair in the ring but Nick Patrick takes it away.
Irish whip reversal by Jack but he runs into a boot. Sullivan dumps him outside, Jack tries to use the chair but Dave grabs it away. Sullivan throws him face first into the steel steps and rolls Jack back into the ring. Kevin grabs a new chair, he winds up, Dave Sullivan grabs it, Kevin looks confused. Cactus Jack rushes in with a knee lift, Sullivan moves out of the way. Jack’s head connects with Dave’s, knocking him on his back. Kevin makes the pin, and Jack must leave WCW.
Winner: Kevin Sullivan (Outside Interference)
- Off The Top: Hi ho, Hi ho, to ECW Jack goes! Well, it’s time to start the exodus of WCW mid to upper-mid carders who became massive stars in WWF’s Attitude Era. We aren’t far removed from Dustin Rhodes getting a pink slip for blading. You wouldn’t even know Jean Paul-Levesque (Triple H) is in the company right now, as he hasn’t been featured on a PPV yet, but he’s out the door in a few months. Steve Austin gets injured in early 1995 and is subsequently (and infamously) fired via FedEx. Amazing to think all four left or were fired in well under a calendar year. We all know the rest of their stories.
Backstage: ‘Mean’ Gene is joined by The Stud Stable who will be competing in the WarGames match tonight. Bunkhouse Buck and Col. Robert Parker explain that the Col. was not supposed to be in this match, it’s supposed to be Meng, but he’ll do what he has to. Terry Funk chimes in and is looking forward to going after the “FBI” – Fat Boys Incorporated. Arn Anderson talks about the score that must be settled between he and the Rhodes. The time has come to reach down and finding something to make another man quit. They came here to die tonight if they must, because they are not going to quit.
In the Ring: WCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel explains that since WCW United States Champion Ricky ‘The Dragon’ Steamboat cannot compete, he must forfeit to his scheduled opponent ‘Stunning’ Steve Austin. Steamboat explains that tomorrow he starts his rehab tomorrow and reminds Stunning Steve that he beat him for the title, he never was defeated. Austin explains that Steamboat saved himself a hell of an ass kicking. Austin heads for the back, but Bockwinkel says he will need to defend it. Stunning Steve is not interested, but Bockwinkel explains that he is contractually obligated. His opponent is a debuting ‘Hacksaw Jim Duggan’.
Match #3 for the WCW United States Championship: ‘Hacksaw’ Jim Duggan vs. WCW United States Champion ‘Stunning’ Steve Austin
USA chants break out and the bell rings. Austin desperately protests wrestling. Bockwinkel tells him if he doesn’t he’s taking his title away. Austin tries to leave, Bockwinkel pulls him back into the center of the ring. Duggan hits a back body drop and splashes on top for the pin. We already have a new champion!
Winner and NEW WCW United States Champion: ‘Hacksaw’ Jim Duggan (Splash)
- After The Bell: ‘Mean’ Gene is joined by the new champion. This is the greatest night of Hacksaw’s life, the hair on the back of his neck is standing. He’s sympathetic to Steamboat, but he’s pumped. Additionally, he’s never seen anything as disgraceful as what Ric Flair did to Hulk Hogan, when Hulk gets his hands on him he will pay.
- EA’s Take: Well, two title changes and a Loser Leaves Town Match…you can’t say this has been an inconsequential night so far. That was a nice long reign by Austin, huh? Shocked that he was on the receiving end of a squash, but it was entertaining. Unfortunately for WCW, it’s one of the many things that pisses Austin off and contributes to his attitude starting to suck, which ultimately leads to Bischoff basically having to let him go (Austin even admits these days he was NOT a happy camper and deserved it).
Match #4 for the WCW World Tag Team Championships: Stars & Stripes (The Patriot & Marcus Alexander Bagwell) vs. WCW World Tag Team Champions Pretty Wonderful (‘Pretty’ Paul Roma & ‘Mr. Wonderful’ Paul Orndorff)
Doug Dillinger kicks the disruptive fan (Blacktop Bully) out of the arena after he goes crazy yelling at Stars and Stripes. Bagwell gets the USA chants going while Pretty Wonderful takes their time removing their robes and sunglasses. Bagwell and Roma will start us off, Bagwell helps the fans chant Paula. Roma ambushes Bagwell and knocks him down with rights and stomps a hole in him. A forearm across the shoulder blades and they hit the ropes. Bagwell ducks multiple clotheslines and takes Roma out with a crossbody, Roma kicks out. Hiptoss by Bagwell and he grabs the wrist, cranking on it.
Tag is made to Patriot, he sticks with the wrist cranking it around and around. Forearm shot from Roma and Orndorff is tagged in. They try a double team but Patriot gets his fist in Wonderful’s gut. Full arm drag and twist and a tag is made to Bagwell. It’s Orndorff’s turn to have his wrist and arm abused. Orndorff drops to his knees. Orndorff fights with forearms, they hit the ropes and it’s Bagwell with a shoulder block followed by a cross body. Patriot is tagged in and emulates his partner. Orndorff escapes to his corner and checks in with Roma, tagging him in. Collar and elbow, Patriot grabs a wristlock, tags in Bagwell and they hit a double team hiptoss.
Back to the arm for Bagwell, shoulder block to Roma. Bagwell hits the ropes again but he’s struck from behind by Orndorff. Wonderful claims he did nothing but when the ref turns his back he takes more cheapshots. Roma from behind with a reverse chin lock, and he lifts him up by the neck and drops Bagwell on his back. Orndorff with some theatrics and he drops an elbow across Bagwell’s neck. Bagwell is thrown into the corner, Orndorff driving his shoulder into the gut. Snapmare and another elbow by the champ. Front facelock applied to Bagwell, he works up to his feet, Bagwell is sent to the ropes and he leaps for a sunset flip. He can’t get Orndorff over, Wonderful sits on Bagwell’s chest and poses for a cover.
Bagwell hooks his arms and rolls him up, Orndorff kicks at two. Tag is made to Roma, high elevation drop kick to Bagwell. He’s slow to cover and Bagwell kicks out. Scoop slam by Roma and he climbs to the top rope, scoring with a big elbow drop. He taunts before making the cover, Patriot makes the save. With the ref’s back turned, Bagwell is thrown over the top rope by Orndorff. Wonderful drives Bagwell head first into Bobby Heenan’s cooler. Patriot checks on his partner while Pretty Wonderful poses. Bagwell tries to work his way up, and Orndorff grabs the cooler and dumps out the contents on Marcus. Bagwell is rolled into the ring and immediately sent for a clothesline.
Orndorff sets up for a piledriver, Bagwell reverses with a desperation backdrop. Orndorff is up first and tags in Roma. Front face lock applied, but Bagwell works back to vertical. He lifts Roma but Pretty Paul hangs on. He slowly inches his way to the Patriot and the hot tag is made. Orndorff rushes the ring and Patriot takes care of both of them with scoop slams and drop kicks. He clotheslines both of the tag champs and Orndorff rolls out of the ring. Wonderful attacks the still recovering Bagwell and drops him with a piledriver. Inside the ring, Patriot hits a side slam and goes for a cover, the ref won’t count because he’s not the legal man. Bagwell is rolled back in and Patriot goes back to the apron and reaches for a tag but Roma reaches over and covers Bagwell to retain the titles.
Winners and STILL WCW World Tag Team Champions: Pretty Wonderful (Roma/Orndorff Piledriver)
- EA’s Take: Bagwell has had a couple of interesting tag team partners along the way. I guess I’ll revisit who my favorite was after the American Males days, but I still think his pairing with Scorpio had way more potential than what they accomplished. Really confusing finish here because I never got the impression the referee didn’t see the tag. But, overall a much better match for the tag champs than last PPV by a wide margin.
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Chairshot Classics: WCW Slamboree 1995 – A Legends’ Reunion
Our weekly Chairshot Classics WCW PPV series continues with Slamboree ’95!
Following a brutally cheesy inaugural Uncensored event in March, what would WCW do to follow-up? Let’s not waste any time and get to the action!
Match #1 for the WCW World Tag Team Championships: The Nasty Boys (Brian Knobs & Jerry Sags) vs. WCW World Tag Team Champions Harlem Heat (Booker T & Stevie Ray) w/Sister Sherri
Jerry Sags makes his way down to the ring by himself at the open. Brian Knobs was previously injured and they’re not sure what his status is. The “Nasty” chants break out for Sags who is by himself. Booker T will start it off for Harlem Heat. He lectures the chanting crowd and rounds the ring. They exchange slaps and strikes, Sags takes the advantage and hits an inside out clothesline. Booker eats turnbuckle, Irish whip and Sags comes in with another big lariat. Stevie rushes the ring, but Sags takes it to both champions with a double DDT.
Sherri is on the apron and she eats a right from the Nasty Boy. Sags sets up a pumphandle slam on Booker and lands it. He makes a cover and Booker kicks out at two. Sags pursues in the corner, but Booker lands a right. The champs double team Sags and Stevie is tagged in. He tries an elbow, but Sags moves. Double leg takedown by Sags and he hits a low blow head butt. Sags sets up again and he drops a leg across the mid section. He makes a cover and Booker T comes in for the save. Scoop slam by Sags and he heads up the turnbuckles. Double ax from the top rope and Booker is forced to make the save once again. Sags tries a cover but Sherri pulls his leg.
Jerry pursues the valet who baits him into a beat down from Stevie Ray. The ref pulls him off and Sags rolls to the floor, where he’s double teamed by Booker and Sherri. Stevie heads out, drives him into the steel and rolls him back into the ring. Double team in the ring by the champs and Booker grabs a reverse chin lock. Back to vertical, Sags tries to go to the eyes but Booker stays in control. He misses an elbow, but with a spin-a-roonie comes back to his feet and hits a heel kick. Tag is made to Stevie, Sags is sent for the ride and he eats a drop kick. Side slam by Stevie and Sags is set up for a senton by Booker. He’s slow to make a cover and Sags gets his shoulder up.
A quick tag is made back to Stevie who lands a leg drop and a big forearm. Another fast tag back to Booker who lifts Sags and sends him to the ropes. Sags reverses a back drop into a piledriver, and finally from the back, here comes a taped up Brian Knobs. Sags makes the hot tag and Knobs cleans house. Scoop slams and back elbows for both. He hits a bulldog on Booker and back drops Stevie over the top. Sherri climbs to the top rope and leaps but Knobs catches her out of the air and drops her hard on the canvass before dumping her to the floor. Knobs tags in Sags, hits a powerslam, Jerry hits a top rope elbow and we have new champs!
Winners and NEW WCW World Tag Team Champions: The Nasty Boys (Sags/Top Rope Elbow Drop)
- After The Bell: The Blue Bloods are standing at the top of the ramp in suits, looking disgusted with the new champions. They seem to want a piece of them, but they shake their heads and head to the back. The Nasty Boys join Eric Bischoff after, and if The Blue Bloods want an opportunity, they’re going to get one.
- EA’s Take: Very good opening match between two teams who are no strangers. The story of Knobs escaping from the back after being kayfabe injured was a nice touch and it popped the crowd when he came rushing down. I continue to respect Sherri’s bumping as a valet. The introduction of The Blue Bloods (Regal and Eaton) will help a pretty thin tag team division.
Backstage: ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund is joined by Kevin Sullivan. He’ll be facing the man formerly known as The Butcher. He told him not to show up, and he hasn’t slept in the last 5 days. The problem is that ‘The Man With No Name’ still believes in Hulkamania, and he heads for the ring after some deranged musings.
Match #2: Kevin Sullivan vs. The Man With No Name
A brawl breaks out immediately, and a big knee lift sends Sullivan to the floor. TMWNN follows him immediately and continues his assault. Back in the ring, a countoff series of rights is delivered to Sullivan and he gets his eyes rakes. Uppercut by TMWNN and Sullivan eats turnbuckle. A whip to the ropes and TMWNN locks in a sleeper, Sullivan drops to the mat to reverse it and dumps him to the floor. TMWNN hits the steel and they exchange chops. Sullivan is rolled back into the ring, TMWNN takes position in the corner with a splash. Sullivan has a knee driven his neck and gets an eye rake, but he fights back with chops.
It only wakes up TMWNN and he fires back with rights. A big chop between the eyes knocks Sullivan down and he gets a two count. TMWNN sets up for and hits a piledriver. TMWNN is slow to cover and Sullivan barely escapes. He pursues but Sullivan goes to the eyes. TMWNN is smashed into the turnbuckle and dumped outside for a shot on the ring post. Sullivan rakes his back and rolls him back in. TMWNN blocks a chop and fires back. To the ropes they go, TMWNN hits a big lariat. He tries a running splash, but Sullivan moves out of the way. Sullivan sets him up for the tree of woe and he hits a running knee. Double stomp by Sullivan and we have a winner.
Winner: Kevin Sullivan (Devil Stomp)
- After The Bell: A strange voice starts yelling and an image of a creepy man appears on the big screen. He summons Sullivan, but Kevin bails out through the crowd.
- EA’s Take: How many monikers has the man best known as Brutus Beefcake had? Clearly the post-match is planting the seeds for the proper Dungeon of Doom and things are about to get even MORE weird. Hard to imagine after Uncensored, eh?
Backstage: ‘Mean’ Gene is joined by WCW World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan, ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage & Jimmy Hart. They were late showing up tonight because Macho Man was dog paddling from the beach, his dad Angelo was doing the backstroke, and he wishes that he ran into Vader and Flair in the parking lot. With all the power on their side, there is no way they’re making it out alive. Savage says the monster maniacs will not be denied, nothing is raining on their parade. Whatcha gonna do? Ooohhh Yea!
Match #3: Dick Murdoch vs. Wahoo McDaniel
Gordon Solie has joined commentary for this legends match. Both men measure and lock up, McDaniel takes position in the corner and it’s a messy break. Another collar and elbow, McDaniel with an arm drag. A third tie up and McDaniel scores another arm drag. Murdoch blocks a strike and drops an elbow on the head. Murdoch charges into the midsection on McDaniel and grabs a wristlock. McDaniel fires back with a slap across the face and Murdoch falls on the canvass. Collar and elbow tie up, Murdoch hits some knee lifts and a big elbow. McDaniels fights back and chops Murdoch between the eyes. McDaniels gets the top wristlock, he takes position in the corner and the ref calls for a break.
Murdoch doesn’t oblige, he hits some short range rights but McDaniels strikes back and Murdoch falls to the mat. Murdoch’s head hits the turnbuckle multiple times and he eats another chop. Murdoch almost buckles but he hits some knees and stomps. Murdoch bails to the floor and lays an elbow across McDaniel’s throat on the apron. Irish whip by Murdoch, he climbs to the top rope and he hits a modified bulldog. McDaniels is sent for the ride, he eats a back elbow and an elbow drop for a two count. Big elbows across McDaniel’s forehead. Wahoo reverses a whip to the ropes, hits a backhand chop across Murdoch’s throat and that’s good for 3.
Winner: Wahoo McDaniel (Backhand Chop)
- EA’s Take: I get the whole legends thing, but broadcasting the match in black and white was a little cheesy, in my opinion. I love Solie’s voice, though. Due to both men’s age and old style, this match was obviously slow. I fear the modern crowd with their boring chants and ability to get more fired up by beachballs wouldn’t give legends like this the respect they should get if WWE did something like this now.
Backstage: ‘Mean’ Gene is joined at this time by Big Bubba Rogers. He recognizes that Sting is one of the best wrestlers in the world today, but he is one of the few who has a pinfall victory over him. What people don’t know is that when the referee counted 1-2-3, he knows the faith in him disappeared. He plans to do it again because he’s big enough, bad enough, and because he can.
Match #4 for the IWGP Heavyweight Championship: ‘Mr. Wonderful’ Paul Orndorff vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion The Great Muta
The “Paula” chants inevitably come out and Mr. Wonderful takes it out by yelling at Nick Patrick. The official blows right back up to him and let’s him know who is in charge. Muta backs him up swinging with some kicks, Orndorff wants space. Collar and elbow tie up, they reverse wristlocks and Muta takes advantage. Drop toe hold by Orndorff but he can’t grab a headlock, Muta reversing with a hammerlock by Orndorff is on the ropes. Muta motions that he’s going to kill him and Orndorff tells him where to stick it. Collar and elbow, chain wrestling with Orndorff into a hammerlock. Muta flips out with a single leg and a stomp and both men back up and feel each other out.
Collar and elbow, side headlock by Muta, they hit the ropes and Muta hits a shoulder tackle. He ducks a clothesline and hits a spin kick, Orndorff rolls out. Muta teases a leap from the top rope but Mr. Wonderful sees him and walks away. Collar and elbow hookup, Muta with the side headlock and a takeover. Orndorff counters with a roll up, Muta kicks out and gets back in control. Orndorff escapes and wrestles his way into a hammerlock. He drives the knees into Muta’s shoulder and really cranks the arm. Back to vertical, it’s knee lifts and rights from Orndorff. Muta is on the receiving end of a short clothesline but Muta moves away from an elbow drop, scores with a dropkick, a snapmare, and a theatrical elbow drop.
Another snapmare and Muta goes into a reverse chin lock. Orndorff works back to vertical, tries a reversal but it’s quickly countered by Muta with a head scissor. Orndorff rolls to his knees, Muta tries cranking back and he strikes Wonderful in the eyes. Desperation belly to back suplex by Orndorff and he’s slow to get up. Stomps to the back of the head by Orndorff and he dumps Muta to the floor. He follows and chokes the IWGP champ with a camera chord. He returns to the ring and poses as the crowd boos. He pulls Muta back to the apron and hits a vertical suplex. He comes in with an elbow drop and cranks on Muta’s chin.
He keeps the knee at the top of the back for leverage. The crowd gets behind Muta as he works his way to his feet. He hits some body shots, breaks the hold and knocks Orndorff down with rights. To the ropes, Muta tries a dropkick but Orndorff puts on the brakes. Wonderful drops an elbow across the back and tries a front facelock. They’re on their feet, Orndorff hanging on. Muta counters by lifting with an inverted atompic drop. Short clothesline by Muta, he heads for the 2nd rope and drops an elbow but Orndorff moves. Wonderful hits some forearms and drives Muta’s head into the mat.
Vicious kicks by Orndorff and he hits a snapmare before driving a fist between the eyes, Muta kicks out at two. Orndorff wants a piledriver but it’s reversed with a backdrop. They exchange rights before Muta hits a spin kick. Big back elbow in the corner by Muta and he follows with a bulldog. Muta with a lateral press and Orndorff kicks out. Shoulder block by Muta and he follows with a side breaker. Muta scores with a moonsault from the top rope and he retains the title.
Winner and STILL IWGP Heavyweight Champion: The Great Muta (Moonsault)
- EA’s Take: Great to see Muta again. He’s a guy who deserves to go in the Hall of Fame, but I’m not sure if or when that will happen due to his lack of WWE ties. Just a solid, smart match by two pros here. You had to know the New Japan champion was retaining, but it was enjoyable nonetheless. You also will get a new appreciation for Orndorff through all of these Chairshot Classics as well, as unfortunately he’s almost remembered more for his injury and weak arm than anything else.
Backstage: ‘Mean’ Gene gets a word with WCW World Television Champion Arn Anderson, ‘Nature Boy’ Ric Flair & Vader. What The Enforcer is going to do tonight is going to show Alex Wright why people his age call him Mr. Anderson. Flair is already planning to celebrate his and Vader’s victory, Hogan and Savage have run roughshod long enough. When Hogan looks at Vader, he’s looking at the most powerful wrestler in the world today. He can run, but he can’t hide because it’s Vader time.
Match #5 for the WCW World Television Championship: ‘Das Wunderkind’ Alex Wright vs. WCW World Television Champion ‘The Enforcer’ Arn Anderson
Collar and elbow tie up, they jockey for position and Wright hits an arm drag. They lock up, Wright grabs the headlock, Anderson throws him to the ropes but he puts on the brakes and drops down to re-grab the headlock on the mat. Back to vertical, they hit the ropes again, Wright confuses Anderson by flipping around, hits a drop kick and goes back to the headlock. Anderson tries countering with a roll up but Das Wunderkind stays in control. Back to their feet, Anderson powers into position on the ropes and drives his shoulder again.
Wright reverses a whip, Anderson catches the boot but Wright hits an enzigure. Back to the mat with the headlock and he cranks away. Left hand body shots by The Enforcer, he grabs the leg but Wright hits a backflip and a dropkick. European uppercut and a side headlock takeover by the kid and he hangs on. Back to vertical, Anderson lifts the knee and lays in a punch. He sends Wright for the ride, Wunderkind grabs a boot, Anderson tries an enzigure but misses and Wright moves into complex crossface submission. Anderson pulls himself to the ropes to break the hold and he bails out for some regroup. He takes too long and Wright hits him with a baseball slide before flying over the top rope with a crossbody.
He fires in some rights, Enforcer fights back but Wright makes him eat the ring post. Back in the ring, Wright tries hyperextending the arm and he works down to the mat for some submission work. With leverage, Wright drives his knees into Anderson’s arm. Up to their feet, Anderson is trapped in a hammerlock but breaks it with an elbow to the side of the head. Some kicks and a headbutt by Arn before dragging Wright’s eyes across the top rope. Wunderkind fights back with European uppercuts. Anderson misses with an atomic drop, but the vintage spinebuster is on point. Double ax handle by Anderson and he stomps away before slingshotting Wright into the bottom rope.
Blatant choke by The Enforcer and the ref has to call for a break. He uses the ropes for leverage to drop the boot across Wright’s throat. Anderson cranks with a wrist lock and works over the shoulder. Single leg sweep by Anderson, he appears to try a Figure Four but Wright boots him away. From the 2nd rope, Wright counters with a right to the midsection. Snap suplex by Wright and he heads for the top. He leaps with missile dropkick and Double A is forced to kick out. They hit the ropes, Anderson grabs a front facelock and they exchange inside cradles. On their feet, Anderson pokes the eyes, Irish whip but Anderson runs into elbows. Wright ducks a punch, but Anderson takes advantage of the positioning and scores a DDT out of nowhere to retain his belt.
Winner and STILL WCW World Television Champion: ‘The Enforcer’ Arn Anderson (DDT)
- EA’s Take: I was looking forward to this one as soon as I did the template. It’s also the first time I remember hearing the Arn music, later adapted in general 4 Horsemen matches. I love how many clean finishes there are in this show so far. As Scott Hall has explained, that’s ‘Curt Hennig Booking — if you’re going to make someone, make them and take their finish”.
Chairshot Classics: WWF Royal Rumble ’90 – Every Man For Himself
Our road to the 2019 Royal Rumble continues with a look back at one from the past!
It’s the third annual Royal Rumble, for the first time ever the January WWF tradition would play a major part in the buildup to WrestleMania. The concept of giving the Royal Rumble winner a title shot at WrestleMania hadn’t been introduced yet. However, this would mark the first time the Rumble match would be used to advance and begin feuds heading into the big event, thus you could call this show the inaugural Road To WrestleMania! It’s every man for himself in the Royal Rumble, so let’s head back to the Orlando Arena in 1990….
Open: Vince McMahon voices over a video running down tonight’s Royal Rumble participants, in addition to the great singles matches we have tonight.
Match #1: The Fabulous Rougeau Brothers (Jacques & Raymond) w/’Mouth Of The South’ Jimmy Hart vs. The Bushwhackers (Luke & Butch)
Butch & Raymond will kick off the action, Raymond offers a handshake, then goes to the midsection with a boot and delivers right hands. Jimmy Hart jumps on the apron to distract the ref, Jacques hops in the ring for a double team, but Luke comes in to thwart the attempt. Butch shoots Raymond into the ropes, Raymond grabs a sleeper, Butch driving him into the turnbuckle to break it and biting him on the backside. Butch bites the ref now, Jacques comes in after him and Luke follows suit, delivering a double clothesline to Raymond. The Bushwhackers go for the Battering Ram on Jacques, he rolls outside to avoid it and The Rougeaus have a pow-wow with Jimmy on the outside.
Order is restored, Jacques takes the ring as Luke tags in, Jacques with right hands and some words for the crowd. Luke fires back with lefts and rights, biting Jacques on the bridge of the nose. Jacques reverses a whip into the ropes, leapfrogs over, Luke hangs on, Jacques taunting him and Luke charges, missing Jacques with a clothesline, but hitting Raymond on the apron. Butch comes in from behind Jacques, drops him with a clothesline and The Rougeaus convene with Jimmy on the floor again. Jacques taunts Butch on the apron, drawing the referee’s attention, Raymond clobbers Luke from behind and Jacques takes the advantage.
He drives Luke into the corner, goads Butch into the ring again, allowing Raymond to choke Luke with the tag rope. Jacques covers for a count of 2, tags in Raymond and he connects with a savat kick for another 2 count. Raymond unloads right hands to the breadbasket, sends Luke into the corner with a hard irish whip, then dumps him on the outside and distracts the ref. Jacques hops off the apron, sends Luke spine-first into the ring apron, prompting Butch to march after Jimmy on the outside. Luke rolls back inside, Raymond gets a 2 count, Luke with more biting of the leg and Jacques steps in to stop it. Raymond with a shot to Butch on the apron, preventing the tag, more double teaming from The Rougeaus and Raymond gets another count of 2.
Jacques back in, hits a jumping back elbow out of the ropes, then kips up to a chorus of boos. Quick tags from The Rougeaus, driving Luke back-first into the turnbuckles multiple times, again Butch steps in and distracts the ref, allowing The Rougeaus to press Luke and drop him throat-first across the top rope. Raymond snapmares Luke over, grabs a rear chinlock, Luke fights to his feet, biting the nose to break the hold. Jacques gets the tag and drops Butch off the apron again, puts Luke in the wrong part of town and locks in an abdominal stretch. Raymond offers a hand for leverage from the apron, tags in and fires a right hand to the breadbasket before going back to a chinlock.
Tag back to Jacques, Raymond slams Luke and Jacques looks to follow with a splash, but Luke gets the knees up. Butch gets the tag, unloads with lefts and rights, shoots Jacques into the ropes and buries a right hand to the midsection. Raymond steps in and immediately gets dropped, Butch with a knee lift for Jacques, covers, then bails out to go back after Raymond. Butch with a flurry of lefts and rights, all 4 men in the ring now, they pair off in opposite corners and The Bushwhackers whip The Rougeaus into one another. They set for the Battering Ram, Jimmy Hart grabs Luke’s leg, Butch lays Raymond out with a clothesline and Luke gets ahold of Jimmy.
They go for a wishbone split on the Mouth Of The South, The Rougeaus slide in with double dropkicks, Jacques with a schoolboy on Butch and he gets a 2 count. Raymond puts Butch in a Boston crab, Jacques hits the ropes and Luke trips him from the outside. Raymond breaks the hold, checks on Jacques and The Bushwhackers hit them from behind with the Battering Ram, Butch covering Jacques and getting the count of 3.
Winners: The Bushwhackers (Butch/Battering Ram)
- EA’s Take: Lots of sloppy shenanigans as is generally the case with The Bushwhackers, but a fairly entertaining match only because of the characters involved. The crowd was hot for The Bushwhackers, which I remember them being over when I was a kid, but not THAT over. This would mark the finale of their almost year-long feud with The Rougeaus, after defeating them now 4 consecutive times on PPV/TV. Raymond’s time was winding down quickly and would ultimately come to an end a little later in the year.
Backstage: Joining Gene Okerlund is ‘The Million Dollar Man’ Ted DiBiase with his bodyguard, Virgil. DiBiase doesn’t look very happy, as there was added security this year when it came to drawing entry numbers in the Royal Rumble. Last year, DiBiase paid somebody off for a better number and that wasn’t going to be allowed this year. MDM shows Okerlund his number, which is #1. DiBiase just says that means he’ll be the first man in the ring and the last to leave.
Match #2: The Genius vs. Brutus ‘The Barber’ Beefcake
Brutus stalks The Genius, backing him into the corner and Genius hops to the outside to get away. Back inside they lock-up, Beefcake backs Genius into the corner and we get a clean break. The Barber mocks The Genius, Genius with a front handspring and they taunt each other. They tie-up again, Brutus backs Genius into the corner and gets his eyes raked. The Genius takes control with heavy right hands, goes back to the eyes and chokes The Barber in the corner. Beefcake powers out and hits The Genius with an inverted atomic drop, Genius taking a time-out on the floor.
He regroups and flips back into the ring, they tie-up once again and Genius goes back to the eyes, delivering right hands and driving Beefcake into the top turnbuckle. He shoots Brutus into the corner, charges in for a dropkick and The Barber avoids it. They lock knuckles in a test of strength, Beefcake with the clear power edge brings The Genius to his knees and drops an elbow on his head. Genius tries to bail out over the top, Brutus stops him and he gets crotched on the top rope, jumping to the outside again to take a walk. He climbs back inside, they lock-up and Genius backs Beefcake into the corner, driving shoulders to the midsection and delivering a flurry of boots. He sends Brutus into the ropes, ducks his head and The Barber with a kick.
Genius fires out of the corner with a kick, shoots Beefcake back into the ropes and scores with a dropkick for a count of 2. Genius with more right hands and a rake of the eyes, gets a schoolboy for a 2 count, then slams Brutus and climbs to the 2nd rope. Beefcake buries a right hand to the breadbasket, catching The Genius coming down, sends him into the ropes for another right hand to the midsection. The Barber slams Genius, whip into the ropes and he locks in the Sleeper Hold. The Genius reverses, grabs a side headlock, Beefcake pushes him off and the referee gets knocked to the floor.
More stiff right hands from Genius, Brutus reverses an irish whip and gets him in the Sleeper Hold again, The Genius fades out. Brutus motions for his scissors, grabbing them at the timekeeper’s table and then cutting Genius’s hair. Mr. Perfect hits the ring and unloads on Beefcake, plants him with a PerfectPlex and the bell rings.
Winner: Double Disqualification
- After The Bell: Perfect grabs a chair, The Genius holds Brutus up and Perfect drives the edge of the chair to the breadbasket, then delivers another shot before a bevy of refs get involved.
- EA’s Take: I had completely forgotten just how flamboyant The Genius was, that character was very light in the feet. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The Genius is the younger brother of Randy Savage, but was more known for his promos that were poems than his in-ring work. He wrestled sparingly and would gain his most notoriety after being paired with Mr. Perfect as his ‘executive consultant’ and occasional tag partner. Beefcake and Perfect’s rivalry would lead them into WrestleMania.
Backstage: Sean Mooney is standing by with Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan, Haku, ‘Ravishing’ Rick Rude & Andre The Giant as they get ready for the Royal Rumble. Heenan tells Mooney it’s not every man for himself, but every family for themselves. Mooney wonders what happens if Rude & Haku are the last two left, Rude saying he’ll do what he has to do to win. The Brain tries to argue with them that they need to stick together, but they can’t seem to get on the same page.
Match #3 is a Submission Match: Greg ‘The Hammer’ Valentine w/’Mouth Of The South’ Jimmy Hart vs. ‘Rugged’ Ronnie Garvin
Valentine leaves the ring at the bell, complaining to the ref about Garvin’s shin guard, then having words with Jimmy Hart. Rugged Ronnie jumps him from behind, firing away with right hands and rolling The Hammer back inside. Valentine tries to beg off, but Garvin’s not having any of it, dropping The Hammer with chops. He drives Valentine’s head into the top turnbuckle, The Hammer turns the tables and serves a plate of chops of his own. They exchange shots, Garvin connects with a big right hand and Valentine slides to the outside to grab a breather.
Back in the ring now, Rugged Ronnie with more punches, tries to pick the leg and The Hammer prevents it, drops elbows until Garvin rolls away from one. Valentine drops a headbutt to the breadbasket, scores with left hand jabs, Rugged Ronnie fights his way out of the corner, hits a headbutt and both men drop to the canvas. Garvin recovers first, sets for a piledriver, Valentine flips him out of it, Rugged Ronnie hanging on for a sunset flip, but this is a submission match. Collar & elbow tie-up, The Hammer backs Garvin into the corner, unleashes a flurry of chops, Rugged Ronnie pushes Valentine into the ropes and collide heads. Valentine looks for the Figure Four, Garvin kicks him off into the turnbuckle and gets a schoolboy, but again there are no pinfalls.
The Hammer comes right back with a back elbow that drops Rugged Ronnie, locks in the Figure Four and it has no affect due to Garvin’s shinguard. Valentine immediately goes back to the chops, elevates Garvin in a modified torture rack, releases and attempts the Figure Four again, getting kicked off and going into a choke. Garvin gains his footing, connects with lefts and rights in the corner, takes Valentine down with a drop toehold and goes into an indian deathlock. The Hammer gets to the bottom rope to force the break, rolls out to the floor and regroups with Jimmy Hart. Valentine drags Rugged Ronnie to the outside, they exchange chops, Garvin sets for a piledriver and again The Hammer flips Garvin over.
Back inside, Valentine drives his shoulder into the midsection in the corner, Garvin reverses a whip across, follows in and gets caught up in the tree of woe. The Hammer delivers punishment as the ref untangles Rugged Ronnie, grabs a headlock, gets pushed into the ropes and they collide heads again. Jimmy Hart removes Garvin’s shinguard, Valentine with a backbreaker and goes back to the Figure Four. Rugged Ronnie battles through the pain, rolls over to counter and Valentine flips back over, grabbing the ropes for leverage. The ref forces him to break, The Hammer going right to work on the damaged knee. Valentine goes for the Figure Four again, Rugged Ronnie counters into a small package to avoid it, but immediately gets dropped by a Valentine right hand.
The Hammer heads to the top, Garvin sees it coming, hopping on one leg and slamming Valentine to the mat. Rugged Ronnie removes The Hammer’s shinguard now, Valentine with a schoolboy, but they didn’t get the memo that this is a submission match. The Hammer shoots Garvin into the ropes, Rugged Ronnie ducks a clothesline, lays in a right hand and ties Valentine up in the ropes. He gets The Hammer’s shinguard, Jimmy Hart to the apron to break Valentine loose, Rugged Ronnie grabs him and brings him into the ring the hard way. Garvin stalks Jimmy with the shinguard, The Hammer comes up from behind with Garvin’s shinguard, Rugged Ronnie turns around and decks Valentine with it, locking in a sharpshooter and Valentine submits.
Winner: ‘Rugged’ Ronnie Garvin (Sharpshooter)
- EA’s Take: The big blow-off to this long-running rivalry fell flat, in my opinion. This seemed like more of a boxing match with countless amounts of punches being thrown. The idea of guys going for numerous pin attempts in a submission match is a bit absurd in and of itself also. This would mark the end for Garvin’s WWF run and essentially his career, after setting up a feud with Rick Martel to follow, nothing ever came of it and Rugged Ronnie would only work indies on a semi-retired basis. The Hammer’s days of being a singles star were numbered as well, forming an alliance with another of Jimmy Hart’s clients The Honky Tonk Man.