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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (12/8/18)

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Ring of Honor Wrestling Television, Episode 377

The real ROH World Champion and the “real” ROH World Champion battle before Final Battle! Will Jay Lethal and his allies bring down The Kingdom?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Silas Young VS Flip Gordon; turned into…
  • I Quit Match: Silas Young VS Flip Gordon; No Contest.
  • Six Man Tag: Jay Lethal, Dalton Castle & Cody VS The Kingdom; Lethal, Castle & Cody win.

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Last time on ROH…

The Almighty Christopher Daniels explained that while Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky have new contracts, he does not. Daniels also explained that he had made the challenge to Marty Scurll to put his Survival of the Fittest ROH World Championship challenging rights on the line, and Scurll accepted! Final Battle will mean much more than a match to the Fallen Angel, but will The Villain do whatever he can to make sure this is Daniels’ final battle?

 

Silas Young VS Flip Gordon!

The Last Real Man feels pretty good about himself after beating The Sandman to make sure Flip Gordon would take his beating from Bully Ray. But the Captain of Flip Army looks to give Silas the receipt! Will Flip get some satisfaction just days before going against Bully in an I Quit Match?

Flip picks up a mic to speak to Silas. “You call yourself the Last Real Man? Well let’s see how much of a man you really are, and how about we have ourselves an I Quit match?” Silas’ response to the challenge is a throat chop! He clubs and stomps Flip, then decides to accept the challenge after all!

I Quit Match: Silas Young VS Flip Gordon!

The bell rings and Silas bumps Flip off buckles. Silas rips the shirt to CHOP Flip! Silas mocks the fans cheering Flip on, then snap suplexes Flip. He mocks the chanting as he lifts Flip up for another snap suplex. Silas stands up and eggs Flip on, so Flip fires off forearms! Flip whips but Silas reverses, only for Flip to go up and over. Flip goes Matrix with the handspring, to then kip up and PELE! Silas staggers and Flip springboards to a SPEAR! Silas rolls out and Flip builds up speed, to DIVE! Direct hit sends Silas into barriers, and Flip fires off hands! Fans fire up but Silas kicks low. Silas whips but Flip reverses to send Silas into more barriers! Flip drags Silas up for more forearms. Fans fire up as Flip stalks Silas.

Flip whips Silas into even more barriers, then brings him up for a snap suplex of his own! Silas writhes but Flip does not leave him alone. Flip puts Silas in the ring then climbs up. Flip aims and 450’s but rolls through as Silas evades. Silas gets Flip in the backbreaker and lariat, but Flip’s right up to SUPERKICK Silas! Flip runs, but Silas puts him on the apron. Silas ducks a clothesline but Flip ducks Silas’ triangle jump lariat! Flip trips Silas and brings him out for a brawl! Fans fire up as the haymakers fly. Flip dodges to mule kick from the apron, and climb up for a SUPER Asai! Down goes Silas and we go to break!

ROH returns and Flip gets a table! Flip puts the table in and starts setting it up in a corner. Flip fetches Silas but Silas throws a chair at him! Silas takes that chair and puts it in the ring, then puts Flip into a post! Silas grabs another chair and puts that in the ring, then puts Flip in the ring. Flip crawls but Silas flips him over to jab the chair into Flip’s ribs! And again! Fans say “Silas Sucks!” but Silas soaks up the heat as he jabs Flip again! Silas puts the chair down then sits the other chair up. He scoops and drops Flip onto the chair like a gutbuster! Silas again mocks the fans as he stomps Flip at the ropes.

Silas slingshots for double stomps and grinds his boots in. He takes the mic from the ref to shout “Give it up, Flip! Give it up!” Flip says “Never!” Silas drops the mic and stalks Flip to a corner. Fans rally for Flip but Silas throws forearms. Silas whips Flip but Flip slides to a stop. Flip swings but Silas ducks it to come back with a kick and a knee! Silas suplexes Flip onto the rope for the swinging neckbreaker! Silas then puts on a grounded full nelson for a modified stretch. Flip refuses to quit and rolls out to SUPERKICK Silas again! Silas slumps out of the ring and Flip slingshots. But Flip hits the floor as Silas dodges! Silas puts Flip in the ring then goes looking under the ring. He brings out a kendo stick!

Silas aims at Flip but Flip jabs and SMACKS Silas with the chair! Flip SMACKS and SMACKS and SMACKS! Flip picks up the kendo stick but here comes Bully Ray! Bully has a chain and wraps Flip up in it! And feeds Flip to Silas’ SPEAR through the table!! Fans boo and jeer, and even throw leftover streamers, all at Bully. Bully simply soaks it up as this match ends with Flip and Silas motionless in the wreckage. Will Flip even be able to compete against Bully at this rate? Or can Flip make Bully say the two words no one would ever expect to hear from him?

 

ROH’s pulse quickens.

Something is coming. Something that will get hearts pounding. But what is it? When and where will it appear?

 

SoCal Uncensored heads to the ring!

Frankie Kazarian & Scorpio Sky are the ROH World Tag Team Champions and are days away from a Ladder War for the titles! “Pittsbuuuuuuurgh~!” Wait, the Briscoes attack!! Jay & Mark stomp away on Kaz & Scorpio, and then Jay picks up the mic. “Y’all boys want a Ladder War with the Briscoes? Y’all know who we are?!” A Ladder War with them? They’re the OG’s of Ladder Wars, and of this “whole damn company”! But here come The Young Bucks! Matt & Nick Jackson go right after #DemBoyz with SPEARS! The Briscoes go running and fans are fired up for The Bucks. Matt & Nick look at Scorpio & Kaz as they get up. The four shake hands, but the Briscoes come back and shove SCU into The Bucks!

Naturally the Bucks misunderstand, so they SUPERKICK SCU! But then they SUPERKICK The Briscoes, too! Matt & Nick aren’t done here, they bring out a ladder! The Bucks bring it up but Kaz dropkicks it into them! Scorpio FLIES onto The Briscoes! Kaz puts the ladder in the ring and stands it up. SCU climb up the ladder on either side with the title belts and hold them up high! SCU have their contracts, but will they still have those belts after such an intense Triple Threat title match?

 

ROH takes a look at the coming WOH Women’s Championship Fatal 4 Way.

It was at Global Wars in November that Karen Q won a match to qualify for this very match. Sumie Sakai came out to look her third challenger eye to eye, but Karen Q wanted a fight! Sumie brought it, but then Kelly Klein appeared to join in! It was 2v1 until Madison Rayne rushed in! The four women fought back and forth and all over, culminating in the Ray of Sunshine taking flight! This Fatal 4 Way of femme fatales will be the inaugural champion’s biggest challenge yet, can she succeed? Or will the title soon find it’s second-ever owner?

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

“It’s funny, sometimes I feel like every year there’s a come to Jesus moment for me, where I have to look at my life and put it in perspective.” Before Ladder War a couple years ago, Daniels spoke so strongly about holding onto the things he wanted if he thought he’d never have them again. And then the 15th Anniversary Show, he spoke of fighting so hard for the things he’d never had before. Now 2018, he looks back again and realizes he’s done just about everything he set out to do. No one would blame him to hang it up now. “He did it all, he had a great career, what a way to go out.”

But the problem is, Daniels refuses to go out. Final Battle returns and what he fights for now is another fight. That is the most important thing to him, more important than any title he’s ever held before. Daniels has no one to blame but himself. He acted in a way that compelled Joe Koff to create this deadline. And Daniels accepts that. But Daniels also realizes he’s wrong and he wants to make it right. In Koff’s eyes, giving Daniels another contract would just be an excuse for Daniels to do it all over again as the “evil bastard that started this.” So Daniels needs more time to convince everyone to keep him. The sand in the hourglass is running out, and it’s down to Final Battle against Marty Scurll.

Scurll won a world title shot at Survival of the Fittest. Daniels dared Scurll to prove he could win 1v1 with both of them at 100%, and Scurll accepted. But this isn’t just a chance at gold for Daniels, but at a new lease on life in ROH. So at Final Battle, Fallen Angel VS The Villain, Daniels knows exactly what it is to be a villain. Daniels knows what it means to dig up that evil and do what is necessary. Scurll is doing what Daniels has already done. So now it’s just them and this one match, but it’s also so much more. Daniels isn’t going to go out quietly, and Scurll will see that at Final Battle.

 

Six Man Tag: Jay Lethal, Dalton Castle & Cody VS The Kingdom!

The Franchise defends his ROH World Championship against The American Nightmare at Final Battle, but for tonight, they’ll work together to put Matt Taven in his place. At the same time, The Peacock battles the “real” ROH World Champion, with that would-be title on the line, to settle old scores and some new ones. Can Lethal, Cody & Castle shut The Kingdom down days before Final Battle?

The teams make their entrance, with Jay Lethal entering last. Cody politely helps with the ropes but Taven holds up his title while we go to break.

ROH returns and teams sort out. Fans are on Castle’s side, as well as Cody’s and Lethal’s. Vinnie Marseglia and TK O’Ryan talk trash while Taven insists the referee take his belt to the timekeeper just like Lethal’s. We start with the Sassy Wild Horse against The Franchise. Lethal circles with TK as fans cheer Lethal on. Lethal makes sure The Kingdom hears that chant, too. He and TK circle again, but Cody tags in. Cody flexes but lets Lethal exit before he circles with TK. Fans are on Cody’s side, but Castle tags in! Castle goes right at TK but in come Taven and Vinnie! Lethal and Cody don’t see it, because they’re too busy arguing with each other! They finally do and save Castle from the mugging. Now it’s three different brawls at once!

Cody has Vinnie while Lethal throws hands on Taven and Castle goes after TK. Cody CHOPS Vinnie while Lethal throws Taven out, but TK turns it around on Castle. Castle turns it back around as Cody throws Vinnie out. Cody uses the Beautiful Disaster to send Vinnie down, then DIVES on Taven and Lethal! TK whips Castle while Cody realizes who he hit, but Castle reverses to get TK in the overhead suplex! The Peacock fires up in his holiday sweater, then sees Lethal and Cody arguing again. Castle gets their attention by shouting “Hello~?!” Cody and Lethal return to their corner as Castle stomp a mudhole into TK. Castle tags Cody and Cody throws hands on TK. Cody wrenches and reels TK into a suplex. He holds TK up for a few seconds then throws him for a gordbuster.

Cody keeps on TK and wrenches again. Lethal tags and works with Cody to mug TK. Lethal chops TK in an open corner, then whips him for a back elbow. Cover, ONE, but Lethal stays on TK to tag Castle. Castle throws hands and half nelson snapmares TK. Castle drives elbows in then drags TK up. TK backs Castle down and elbows free. TK rolls and runs back in, but into a boot. Castle covers, TWO! The Kingdom is on the ropes while we go to break.

ROH returns and Castle brings TK up again. Castle bumps TK off buckles and tags in Cody. Cody brings TK up to bump him off buckles and chop. He whips TK corner to corner to then toss with a back drop! Cody flexes and fans fire up. Cody puts on a dragon sleeper but Taven attacks! Lethal attacks Taven,and then Vinnie rushes in. Castle comes back in and it’s another brawl! Taven rams shoulders into Castle while Lethal clubs Vinnie down. Taven throws Castle out then puts Cody in the Kingdom’s corner. He shouts to TK to get up, and The Kingdom mug Cody in the corner. TK tags Taven and Taven clubs away. Taven tags Vinnie and the Horror King stomps in a mudhole. Vinnie drags Cody up and gives him a European Uppercut. Vinne chops Cody, then tags TK.

TK throws body shots then mocks the fans. He snapmares Cody into a chinlock and grinds Cody to the mat. Fans rally up and Cody feeds off the energy. Cody fights back but TK throws him down by his hair. Cody hits Taven and Vinnie! He goes up and over to powerslam TK! Fans fire up as Cody catches his breath. Cody crawls to his corner, and tags in Castle! The Peacock rallies on The Kingdom, and gets TK with a back elbow. Castle runs in at TK but into TK’s elbow. TK hops up top but Castle boots a leg out. TK is stuck up there and Castle runs side to side. Castle goes on the apron but Taven trips him! Taven also takes out the Boys before throwing Castle into barriers on the far side!

The Kingdom mug Castle on their side of the ring, ramming him into the barriers. TK returns to the ring, and Taven puts Castle back in. Cover, ropebreak! TK tags Vinnie and Vinnie stomps Castle’s face. Vinnie puts Castle in a corner for stomps, then bumps Castle off buckles. Taven tags in and he mocks Castle. Taven taunts Lethal, but fans rally up with “Sweatshirt! Sweatshirt!” Castle stands but Taven is on him. Castle hits back with forearms and chops, but Taven knees low. Taven snapmares and hits Just the Tip of the knee! Fans boo as Taven covers, but Lethal comes in and Taven immediately lets off. Taven grins at Lethal but Lethal says he’s watching Taven closely. Taven brings Castle up but Castle small packages! TWO and Taven clobbers Castle with a clothesline! Cover, TWO! Taven is furious as we go to one last break.

ROH returns once more, and Taven drags Castle up by his hair. Taven puts on a facelock but Castle reverses to drive his knee into Taven, and give him a DDT! Both men are down but fans fire up. Castle crawls, as does Taven, hot tags to TK and Lethal! TK hits Cody for good measure, but Lethal rallies on him with lariats. Vinnie runs in but he gets lariats. Taven comes in and hits Lethal. Taven whips but Lethal reverses to back drop Taven! Vinnie kicks and whips but Lethal blocks. Lethal then reverses the whip into a powerslam! TK clubs Lethal and whips but Lethal ducks and gives TK a Lethal Combination! Cover, but Taven breaks it. Taven brings in chairs, and wants to give Lethal a Con-chair-to! The referee reprimands Taven but it’s Castle who saves the REAL ROH WHC!

Castle pulls off his sweater to attack Taven with it! Taven bails out but Castle gives chase! Castle dumps Taven over barriers, and chases him through the crowd! Back in the ring, Lethal wonders what happened. Lethal aims at TK but Cody tags in. Lethal won’t let Cody come in, and he goes after TK with a cutter! Vinnie kicks Lethal and hits him with Sliced Bread! Cody SUPERKICKS Vinnie! Cody runs at TK but TK dodges to kick and clothesline! Lethal boots TK then hits a spinning roundhouse. Lethal calls for it, and hits his handspring, but Cody denies the Injection by rolling TK up! TWO, Lethal aims at Cody?! SUPERKICK hits TK as Cody dodges!

Vinnie shoves Cody into Lethal, TK swings. Cody dodges, but TK gets him with a rocking haymaker! TK drags Cody up and Vinnie runs in to boot Cody down. Vinnie brings Cody up in the fireman’s carry, and TK goes to lift Vinnie, but Cody fights out. Cody shoves Vinnie into TK and Lethal brings Vinnie out. Cody gets TK with Cross Rhodes! Cover, Cody and team win!

Winners: Jay Lethal, Dalton Castle & Cody, Cody pinning

The Boys hurry to go find The Peacock, because that fight’s still happening. As for the ROH World Champion and his challenger, they stand in the ring together as Cody grabs a mic. “There’s nothing left to say, and there’s nothing left to do. I’ll see you at Final Battle.” Cody drops the mic because he’s right, there’s nothing left but to have this rematch two years in the making. Will The American Nightmare get the title back now that he finally has his 1v1 rematch? Or will The Franchise end his year still THE World Champion?

 

Time for a Final Battle rundown!

Dalton Castle promises Matt Taven he is “in for a treat”, because The Peacock will dish out a baker’s dozen of suplexes! Wait, is a baker’s dozen 20? Well, Castle’s giving no less than 20. But Matt Taven vows that Castle will remember who the real ROH World Champion is, because it’s Matt Taven. Who will be the real owner of that “real” world title after Friday the 14th?

Hangman Page wants to know what Jeff Cobb will do when he faces someone just as strong as him, just as tough as him, but is crazy enough to climb onto a Hammerstein Ballroom balcony and jump off it! But Cobb tells Page that Cobb’s first Final Battle will be Hangman’s last. Hangman feels that TV title should’ve been his a long time ago, but will he finally get it now?

Jonathan Gresham and Zack Sabre Jr. will step in the ring, and The Octopus promises he’s someone who can finally go hold for hold with the Submission Master. Who proves themselves the best technical wrestler in the world today?

Madison Rayne has worked her whole career for a moment like the WOH World Championship Fatal 4 Way. The Queen Bee vows to walk in a challenger and walk out the champion. But Kelly Klein vows to show Sumie Sakai is a fraud for not giving the Pretty Badass her fair shot. Stack the odds all you want, Kelly will make sure Final Battle will be where Sumie Sakai finally loses to her. Will the Queen Bee, Gatekeeper or Queen of Queens be the one to dethrone the Ray of Sunshine?

The American Nightmare says his rematch with Jay Lethal is “a convergence”, and ROH’s 2019 hinges on this match. Lethal is fired up because Final Battle comes to his hometown. He won’t let someone come into his house and take what he’s worked for! If Cody wants the belt, he’ll have to put up the fight of his life! Who celebrates the holidays with gold around their waist?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty great go-home from ROH here. I don’t really feel the opening recap was needed, but it was fine. Christopher Daniels’ promo was amazing, it really frames his 2018 story and really ups the importance of this match that really only came into shape the last few weeks. Daniels has to win because that’s the story, it’d be a shame if he lost and was released from ROH like this. At the same time, I can’t be sure Daniels wins, because maybe there is a decision in reality that he’s going to retire from in-ring competition. As for the rest of SCU, they stood tall tonight in hyping up the Ladder War, but I wonder if that means they’re losing (probably to the Young Bucks) and even give up their contracts if Daniels is leaving, to show solidarity. It’s all or nothing for SCU in my mind.

I loved that Flip Gordon goes for an I Quit match with Silas Young just a week before another I Quit match with Bully. Flip is pretty over on his ability, but the guts and the aggression he’s showing are keeping him over. Bully naturally has to ruin tonight’s match, though I didn’t realize an I Quit could end on a No Contest. Bully VS Flip in their I Quit match is going to be brutal, and I really hope Flip wins. The attention given to the Women of Honor title is great, and I’m sure this Fatal 4 Way will be the best ROH Women’s match yet because the four chosen all have great amounts of experience. I feel that this has to be how Sumie loses, there’s nowhere else for her to go if she wins, unless ROH wants to start getting their women into extremer matches.

The Six Man Tag main event was great, there was a lot of great story elements with the history between all the people involved. I really liked that Castle took it upon himself to get Cody and Lethal back on the same page. And I liked that dysfunction didn’t bring the team down, they all found a way to win, and that means all the Faces go in hot. With Taven putting his purple title on the line, I have a feeling he retains because of a disqualification, or “Champion’s Advantage” as he’ll claim. He still has to be the one to go against Lethal to determine an “undisputed” ROH World Champion. Which also means Cody doesn’t win, especially now that he’ll be focusing on All Elite Wrestling. Maybe.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s G1 Climax 29 Ratings & Analysis: Night 4 B Block

Second night for the B Block! Jay White and Tetsuya Naito need to get on the scoreboard. Did it happen?

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Second night for the B Block! Jay White and Tetsuya Naito need to get on the scoreboard. Did it happen?

Sapporo is a fun city for the main event, with a lot of general history.

Will Ospreay having a neck injury means he’s not working the undercard tonight.

Those are probably the two points that matter the most. So I guess let’s get to the show!

Ratings:

  • Jyushin Thunder Liger & Kota Ibushi vs Yota Tsuji & Shota Umino: Ibushi wins via Half Boston Crab @8:20 – **
  • Toa Henare, Ren Narita & Tomoaki Honma vs EVIL, BUSHI & SANADA: BUSHI wins via MX @7:20 – ** 1/2
  • Minoru Suzuki, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Zack Sabre Jr & Lance Archer vs KENTA, Clark Connors, Karl Fredricks & Hiroshi Tanahashi: Kanemaru wins via Deep Impact @11:30 – ***
  • Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale vs Kazuchika Okada & YOSHI-HASHI: Okada wins via Rainmaker @8:45 – ** 1/4
  • Block B: Shingo Takagi vs Toru Yano: Shingo wins via Pumping Bomber @6:15 – ** 3/4
  • Block B: Juice Robinson vs Hirooki Goto: Juice wins via Pulp Friction @12:20 – *** 1/2
  • Block B: Jon Moxley vs Jeff Cobb: Moxley wins via Draping Deathrider @8:55 – *** 1/4
  • Block B: Tomohiro Ishii vs Jay White: Ishii wins via Vertical Drop Brainbuster @19:15 – **** 1/2
  • Block B: Taichi vs Tetsuya Naito: Taichi wins via Last Ride @21:00 – *** 3/4

 

Analysis:

Liger and Ibushi take on Young Lions because Will Ospreay is nursing an injury. So this was unexpected, but who’s gonna argue with some Liger? Bare bones basic Young Lion match, but Liger and Ibushi kept the interest high.

EVIL and SANADA are facing one another on Thursday, but they were on the same team tonight. Part of this story was BUSHI remaining to look strong since the end of the BOSJ, while EVIL and SANADA had the tension building up. Instead of the LIJ fist bump after the win, EVIL tries to cheap shot SANADA, SANADA counters and then they have a stand off.

This Suzuki-Gun match was beautiful. It was just a gang fight, with each member of Suzuki-Gun taking someone off and Lance Archer even joined commentary at some point. House show quality match was a good way to describe this, but it was still fun and got across the point for future matches and just great character work.

It might be a little mean to say, but YOSHI-HASHI is in this match, so who cares? Chase Owens does prove why he’s the glue that holds Bullet Club together. He’s a great tag team player and this year he’s looked a lot better than he has in the past. So we’ve got an alright match, Okada wasn’t gonna eat a pin, but I guess they wanted to protect YOSHI a little, so Chase ate the Rainmaker.

Shingo proved he watched the Naito match by trying to get Yano to take off his shirt. Anyone who saw Shingo in Dragon Gate knows he’s got some comedy chops being a former…wait…the current, Open the Owarai Gate champion (Owarai means comedy). Shirt, wrist tape and turnbuckle shenanigans ensue, but the right person won. Shingo gets on the board and doesn’t suffer the shame of getting bamboozled.

This tends to be an issue with Goto and Juice a lot of the time. By this, I mean boredom. Goto and Juice have bumped heads a few times and they both try very hard, but they aren’t exciting together. Juice being a quirky but not overly animated just means you get a snarky line and one move that may be entertaining (usually Left Hand of God) and then the action stalls. So both did good work, it was a tough match, but it wasn’t really anything crazy. Solid enough match though.

Moxley focused on Cobb’s left shoulder, so the story was to take out Cobb’s power and try to figure out how to end the match. We saw another solid match, and Moxley gets across more of his character. He does borderline heel tactics and then apologizes to the referee. So this brawling, unstable babyface is an old school gimmick in Japan, but not often seen in New Japan. It’s nice to watch, and Moxley taking advantage of Cobb’s positioning to hit the Draping Dirty Deathriding Paradigm DDT.

Jay White starts off against two of the heavier hitters from Chaos, his former stable. After taking Goto lightly, Ishii comes into this match after a big win over Jeff Cobb. White came into the match less relaxed, but still playing up his smarmy character. Ishii laid into Jay the whole match, where Jay tried to outsmart the Stone Pitbull, but Jay isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. A great match with well placed false finishes and a lot of tension. Fantastic back and forth, plus Ishii picking up the win is something special.

There were so many story threads going on here. Sapporo is the place of their Intercontinental Championship match earlier in the year where Taichi had Takashi Iizuka interfere. Iizuka left the Iron Fingers for Taichi, but he hasn’t used them in the 6 months he’s had them. This was a great struggle of wrestlers who were once rivals, but Naito has since eclipsed Taichi. Hell, Taichi even hit a Ganso Bomb, shades of his mentor Toshiaki Kawada. References, call backs and a solid match from a story telling perspective.  Work rate might not have been fantastic, but that’s the beauty of professional wrestling being more than the moves in the ring. Plus part of the fun of Taichi matches is watch Miho Abe react, since she’s such a lovely devoted valet.

Overall Score: 6.75/10

A lot of this show was driven by the stories and the historical threads between participants, opposed to the in-ring action. I appreciate the mixture of angles that New Japan shows attack with. Many newer fans just know NJPW for great hard hitting work rate, but the beauty of puroresu in general is how deep the stories go.

Sometimes the wrestlers reference things from their mentors/trainers, sometimes it’s just a story line from the isolationist politics that each puro company has dabbled with or sometimes it goes all the way back to when someone was a Young Boy in a dojo. The layers are there for those who wish to know, so part of the fun in nights like this, are what personally floats your boat.

The show was the weakest so far, but there were plenty of satisfying moments outside of ring work.

B Block Standings:

  • Tomohiro Ishii – 2-0 (4 Points)
  • Jon Moxley – 2-0 (4 Points)
  • Juice Robinson – 2-0 (4 Points)
  • Toru Yano – 1-1 (2 Points)
  • Hirooki Goto – 1-1 (2 Points)
  • Shingo Takagi – 1-1 (2 Points)
  • Taichi – 1-1 (2 Points)
  • Jay White – 0-2 (0 Points)
  • Jeff Cobb – 0-2 (0 Points)
  • Tetsuya Naito – 0-2 (0 Points)


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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (7/15/19)

BrrrOCK! LESNARRR!

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It’s the Raw After Extreme Rules!

And there’s a not-so-new WWE Universal Champion! What is going to happen now that once Raw is once again under the reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion, BROCK LESNAR!?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best 2 out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag: Ricochet & The Usos VS Robert Roode & The Revival; Ricochet & The Usos win.
  • The Viking Raiders VS Vinnie Rooner & Jackson James; The Viking Raiders win.
  • Drew McIntyre VS Cedric Alexander; Alexander wins.
  • Finn Balor VS Samoa Joe; Joe wins.
  • Zack Ryder VS Mike Kanellis w/ Maria; Ryder wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Club VS Lucha House Party; The Club wins.
  • Raw Women’s Championship #1 Contender Elimination Fatal 4 Way: Natalya VS Naomi VS Carmella VS Alexa Bliss w/ Nikki Cross; Natalya wins and will face Becky Lynch for the title at Summerslam.
  • WWE 24/7 Championship: Drake Maverick w/ Renee Michelle VS R-Truth; Truth wins and becomes the new WWE 24/7 Champion.
  • WWE Universal Championship #1 Contender “Cross Brand All-Star Top 10” Battle Royal: Seth Rollins wins and will challenge Brock Lesnar for the title at Summerslam.

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Raw makes Long Island into Suplex City!

And that’s because Paul Heyman brings The Beast with him! The Advocate and the NEW Universal Champion enter the ring and Heyman gives his introductions, and is happy to shout he is with the “reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Champion, BRRROCK! LESNARRR!” But what amazes Heyman the most is that he told the truth, and fans would rather he told a lie. Heyman isn’t much for an “I told you so,” but he told you so. He told the WWE Universe last night during Extreme Rules that Lesnar would cash-in, and he did! #WeToldYouSo. Don’t boo that, boo yourselves for not believing.

But another group that needs to listen to the “told you so” is the WWE roster. Rollins wasn’t going to be the challenger and there needed to be a new one, but no one stepped up. Heyman has the stroke right now, wink wink. So Heyman has the how for who will be Lesnar’s Summerslam opponent. Lesnar is not the easiest Beast to negotiate with. Just ask UFC. Lesnar fights when, where and how he wants. So Heyman’s plan will be the “Cross Branded, Top Ten All Star Battle Royal!” And of course, the winner of this tongue twister gets to make history in Toronto by being beaten, victimized and conquered by Brrrock! Lesnarrr! But who are the top ten all-stars? Here they are! Will it be Seth Rollins, Randy Orton, Big E, Cesaro, Braun Strowman, Rey Mysterio, Baron Corbin, Sami Zayn, Bobby Lashley or Roman Reigns that wins his way to the biggest party of the summer?

If Heyman were Roman, he’d take a rain check. Seth Rollins rode into Philadelphia like he was Becky Lynch’s Stud, and then Lesnar made Rollins into a “gelding.” Google it, Long Island. But the emasculated pony that steps up to Lesnar, you risk health, well-being and manhood. The promise and threat and spoiler from Heyman this time: if anyone has the opportunity to step into the ring with Lesnar, you risk all that and more, “because in this Universe, you’re all Brock’s b*tches.”

But as Brock and Heyman make their exits, the One and Only makes his entrance! Ricochet may not have an opportunity at Lesnar, but he’s just fighting to get back at the man who took his title. Will the King of Flight fly high for a chance at The Phenomenal One?

 

Best 2 out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag: Ricochet & The Usos VS Robert Roode & The Revival

Raw returns and hey, Uce. There’s unfinished business with the Lil’ Rascals. Pretty Ricky is ready to rock with Jimmy & Jey, and they’re going to welcome the GLORIOUS #TopGuys to the Uso Penitentiary!

The teams sort out and we begin with Scott Dawson and Jimmy Uso. SUPERKICK to Dawson with the bell! Dash runs in and gets a kick from Ricochet! Ricochet tags in, Recoil! Shooting star press, cover, the first fall is Ricochet’s!

Ricochet & Usos – 1; Roode & Revival – 0

Well that was fast. Roode is upset with the Revival already, but now he starts the second fall with Ricochet. They tie up and Roode knees low. Roode clubs then bumps Ricochet off buckles, then stomps a GLORIOUS mudhole in! Roode CHOPS Ricochet against the ropes, then whips him across the way. Ricochet rolls off Roode’s back to handspring and headscissor and dropkick! Cover, ONE! Roode won’t be beat so quick, but Ricochet drags him to the corner. Tag to Jey and he takes the hand-off. Jey whips but Roode reverses. Jey goes up and over to mule kick and pop-lock into a SPINEBUSTER! Roode covers, TWO!

Roode tags Dash and Roode feeds Jey to Dash’s knee. Dash throws European uppercuts then rips off Jey’s shirt. Dash clubs Jey but fans rally up as he chokes Jey on the ropes. The ref backs Dash off and then keeps an eye on Dawson. Dash CHOPS Jey but Jey uppercuts back. Dash throws Jey into the corner but Jey fights out! Jey walks into Dash’s kick then gets a scoop slam. Dash drops but misses his elbow, tag to Jimmy! Jimmy rallies and kicks to pop-lock and uppercut! Then the Samoan Drop! Jimmy fires up but has to hit Roode first. Dash whips and Dawson tags in, flapjack on Jimmy! Cover, the Revival tie things up!

Ricochet & Usos – 1; Roode & Revival – 1

The Raw Tag Team Champions keep their trio in this, and we go to break!

Raw returns for the third and final fall. The bell rings and Dawson corner clotheslines Jimmy. Dawson snap suplexes, then drops an elbow, a leg and the headbutt. Cover, TWO! Another try, TWO! Tag to Dash, and the Revival work together to rope guillotine Jimmy! Dash covers, TWO! The Revival and Roode grow frustrated but they’re still in control. Dash drags Jimmy up to an abdominal stretch but fans rally as Jimmy endures. Jimmy works his way out and arm-drags Dash away. Dash grabs Jimmy to keep him from his corner! Jimmy punches Dash but can’t get free. Dash reels Jimmy back into the stretch, but gets a hip toss! Dawson tags in and tackles Jimmy while Dash hits Jey. But Jimmy dragon whips and dropkicks! Hot tags to Roode and Ricochet!

Ricochet bumps and boots Roode, then springboards for the flying clothesline! Ricochet dropkicks Dawson down! He tosses Dash out and Jey FLIES! But Roode kicks Ricochet, only for Ricochet to roll him up. Roode slips out, but gets a RECOIL! Ricochet hurries up top, 630 senton! Cover, Ricochet & the Usos win!

Winners: Ricochet & The Usos, Ricochet pinning

But to ruin the celebration, it’s The Club! AJ Styles wears the WWE United States Championship proudly, but Ricochet DIVES right onto him! Gallows and Anderson go after Ricochet but the Usos go after them! But The Revival go after the Usos! To get SUPERKICKS! SUPERKICK for Anderson, SUPERKICKS for Gallows! And then the Usos run, but Roode drags Jimmy out to throw him into barriers! Jey grabs Roode but gets a hotshot, into the SHATTER MACHINE! Roode has the Revival go after Jey more, but Ricochet springboards to crossbody them all! But Styles snipes Ricochet with that Phenomenal Forearm! The Club gets the better of Roode again, as they feed him to the MAGIC KIILLER!

“That’s what you get?! You have no idea who you’re messing with!” That is Styles’ message to the One and Only and anyone else who wants to step to The Club! Who will dare step to them for a chance at the US Championship?

 

The Viking Raiders VS Vinnie Rooner & Jackson James!

The war comes to Long Island! Their team name is a birthright for Erik and Ivar, and they will rain down mayhem on any fools that stand before them! Those fools tonight clearly don’t know what they’re in for, because they’re still here. How long will Long Island’s own even last?

The bell rings and Erik powers Rooner right to the corner! Tag to Ivar and Rooner is fed to the knee, then another knee. Ivar throws Jackson in for Erik’s shotgun knees! Ivar then goes corner to corner to splash Rooner and bronco buster Jackson! Then Erik uses Ivar as a human weapon to smash Rooner in the corner! Cover but Ivar wants to do more. He tags Erik back in and they haul Jackson up for a scoop slam backbreaker, to gutbuster, to German lariat combo! And of course, Rooner gets THOR’S HAMMER! Cover, the Viking Raiders win!

Winners: The Viking Raiders, Erik pinning

Another team has been sent to Valhalla after going through the #VikingExperience. Who else will experience the war these two viking machines bring?

 

Drew McIntyre storms into the Raw locker room.

After he and Shane McMahon lost to Roman Reigns and The Undertaker, the Scottish Terminator is in no mood to have the other superstars laughing it up. Does Cedric Alexander think he’s funny with that trick last week? Well when it comes to challenging competition, Alexander is up to the task. How inspirational. But McIntyre will get Alexander back for sticking his nose into someone else’s business. McIntyre will dismantle and dismember Alexander. Kidding! That’s illegal. But he will humble Alexander. He will eviscerate him. Well Alexander has heard how humble he is, but the joke tonight will be on McIntyre. Does the former Cruiserweight Champion know what he’s getting himself into with an angry Scottish Psychopath?

 

Drew McIntyre VS Cedric Alexander!

Raw returns and the business between these two men will be settled already! Alexander was standing up to help Roman, but will he regret it?

The bell rings and McIntyre runs Alexander over! Then bumps him off buckles to CHOP away on. McIntyre whips Alexander but Alexander dodges, the handspring and hit the Neuralizer enziguri! Alexander then FLIES onto McIntyre! The Age of Alexander still has that 205 Live fire, and he puts McIntyre in to springboard. McIntyre gets under and catches Alexander for a belly2belly into buckles! McIntyre stand Alexander up to CHOP him off his feet! then he throws him overhead across the ring! McIntyre isn’t done, he suplexes and TOSSES Alexander! Cover, TWO! McIntyre keeps on Alexander with stomps and another CHOP! He drags Alexander up again for the deadlift, but Alexander fights out! Alexander blocks the boot to hit the elbow!

McIntyre staggers but runs in, only o miss in the corner. He lands on the apron and climbs up, to leap into a dropkick! Alexander has McIntyre down! Fans rally up as Alexander gets up. Alexander runs and handsprings again, but into the Glasgow Kiss! McIntyre drags Alexander up for hammering haymakers in the corner! The ref backs McIntyre off but he just comes back and lifts Alexander, inverted Alabama Slam, that Alexander counters to a roll-up! ALEXANDER WINS!!

Winner: Cedric Alexander, by pinfall

The biggest upset in years! McIntyre lost focus and Alexander has the last laugh! Will Alexander reestablish himself on Raw with this as the foundation?

 

Raw hears from Finn Balor.

“Last night was a rough night.” He lost the WWE Intercontinental Championship to Shinsuke Nakamura. But he doesn’t dwell on the past, he looks for a way forward. Finn wants the title back, but he has to fight his way there. Samoa Joe is in his path. Finn doesn’t care has to go up, over, around or straight through, he will keep moving forward.

Samoa Joe responds.

Finn thinks he can do what? Through Joe? Over him? Well unless Finn is going to summon the Celtic heroes of old to help him, here is what really happens: Finn walks out and Joe will be waiting to hand him another loss. Joe’s music hits, it’s time to see if the Extraordinary Man can do extraordinary things.

 

Backstage interview with Roman Reigns.

The #GraveyardDogs were victorious, but how does the Big Dog plan on using that in tonight’s battle royal? Roman doesn’t care what anyone says, from Braun Strowman to Rey Mysterio to even Seth Rollins. This is Roman’s week! From ESPY’s to Hobbs & Shaw to Extreme Rules, the only way Raw ends is with Roman dominating tonight and punching a ticket to take back his Universal Championship. Will Roman truly make the WWE his Yard once again?

 

Finn Balor VS Samoa Joe!

Finn lost his title, and Joe failed to take one for his own. Both men are determined for another chance, but who comes out of this heading for Toronto?

Raw returns as Finn makes his entrance. The bell rings and this NXT rivalry is renewed for a night!

Finn and Joe tie up and Joe powers Finn to a corner. Joe lets up but shoves Finn. Finn comes back and waistlocks, but Joe elbows out. Joe wrenches Finn to a wristlock but Finn rolls through. Joe wrangles Finn back down, but Finn kips up. Finn headlocks and holds on as Joe tries to power out. Joe lifts Finn but Finn gets the takeover. Joe stands back up to try again and he gets free. He CHOPS Finn on the run, then whips. Finn kicks back then headlocks. Joe powers Finn to a corner but Finn uses the corner to go up and around to another takeover. But Joe makes it a crucifix! Joe wins!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall

But he isn’t done fighting! He hammers Finn down then drags him up for the Coquina Clutch! But Finn rolls back to double stomp! And Slingblade! Finn grits his teeth as he shotgun dropkicks Joe into the corner! Joe is down, Finn climbs up, COUP DE GRACE! A ferocious Finn leaves Joe the one reeling, but he still lost. What more must the Extraordinary Man do to get back to a title?

Wait, what is going on with the music? And the lights…? Something is happening in the dark! It’s the FIEND!! Bray Wyatt has Finn in his clutches!! For a Sister Abigail!! Long Island loses its mind as the Fiendish One leaves, laughing all the way.

 

Drake Maverick and Renee Michelle check in.

As Mr. & Mrs. 24/7 Champion. Oh wait Renee wasn’t supposed to hear that. But it’s for their protection. This is the perfect place for them, right? Renee wants the most romantic room and the most expensive wine. Maverick pays cash to stay off the grid. With a generous tip. But R-Truth is lurking! He and his referee are looking for a Hornswoggle. H-o-r-n, swoggle. Short guy with a funny accent. Oh wait, what’s that behind his ear? A whole George Washington! Well alright, Truth can check the guest list.

 

The Street Profits are watching Raw, backstage.

Uuuuuuh… Wow. So Maverick has not consummated his marriage yet? Well he’s probably nervous because he’s never done it before. Wait, no, not like that. But there’s a reason guys are putting their height on their Tinder profiles. But anyway, to business: the Raw Women’s Championship #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way ELIMINATION match! Natalya, Naomi, Carmellaaaa~ and even Alexa Bliss! Wait, is Nikki Cross going to be in her corner? “That’s what the graphic says.” Well then Bliss-Cross all day. For real?! What is with you, boy? Why you crushing in Cross? She’s intense! Yep.

But speaking of intense, TONIGHT! The 10-Man All Star Battle Royal! Who you got!? Huh!? HUH!? BIG E!! Yeah man! But Ford wants… Monday Night ROLLINS! Rollins is like them! He wants all, the, smoke. #WeWanttheSmoke. But will Rollins be able to #BurnItDown when he’s in the ring with nine other hungry superstars?

 

Zack Ryder VS Mike Kanellis w/ Maria!

Long Island Iced Z is the hometown hero, but the First Lady surprises Mike by saying she’s taking his match? She’s pregnant! Yeah and he’s a loser. She has a better chance of defending the family honor than him. The music hits, and she walks out first?! So, wait, what? WWE doesn’t do co-ed! And certainly not with a pregnant woman! Mike hurries out after Maria and convinces her he will do this. Mike gets in the ring, the bell sounds, and Ryder hits the ROUGH RYDER! Cover, Ryder wins!

Winner: Zack Ryder, by pinfall

Wow, they even announced that it was under a minute. Salt in the wound for the struggling Opportunist of Love. Maria says she told him so. Because they’re- no, her unborn child had a better chance at beating Ryder than Mike. She drops the mic, leaving Mike stinging more from her words than the leg lariat. Will Mike ever be a man in Maria’s eyes again?

 

Six Man Tag: The Club VS Lucha House Party!

AJ Styles, Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson all got to #BeatUpRicochet again tonight, but they’re not satisfied. They want to prove Raw is theirs as they take on Kalisto, Gran Metalik and Lince Dorado. Are Mondays about to be #JustTooSweet?

The trios sort out and Styles starts against Metalik. Styles goes right at the King of the ropes and hammers him into the Club’s corner. Tag to the Machine Gun and he stomps away on Metalik, too. Anderson bumps Metalik in the other corner then whips corner to corner. Metalik boots back then Sling-Dogs! Metalik runs the ropes to leap for a missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Metalik drags Anderson up but gets a knee. Anderson stomps Metalik out then drags him by his mask to the Club’s corner. Tag to Gallows and Anderson grinds a boot in. Gallows drags Metalik up for big body shots. Gallows stomps but the ref backs him off, and Styles gets a cheap shot in. Big Doc Gallows drags Metalik up again to club him back down.

Gallows throws hands but Metalik CHOPS! But it does nothing, and Gallows decks Metalik. Gallows adds a headbutt, then drags Metalik to whip. Metalik kicks back then whips but Anderson tags in. Gallows reverses and kicks, Anderson shotgun boots Metalik down! And the Club Too Sweet together. But wait, Ricochet attacks Styles!! Ricochet wants revenge! He throws Styles down and Lucha House Party takes care of the Good Brothers! This match is just chaos now, and other refs have to grab Ricochet. Fans want to “Let Them Fight!” but Raw goes to break while things are sorted out.

Raw returns as this Six Man Tag starts again. Styles mugs Lince and whips him to a dropkick! Styles is all fired up after what Ricochet did earlier, and he drags Lince to the corner. Tag to Gallows and Gallows throws haymakers on the Golden Lynx. The ref counts and Gallows backs off, to come back and tag Anderson. The Good Brothers mug Lince more, then stomp him out. Anderson drags Lince up for a big scoop slam and cover, TWO! Anderson keeps on Lince with a headlock and grinds him down. Long Island rallies with “LUCHA! LUCHA!” for Lince and he fights back. But Anderson clubs Anderson down and sucker punches Metalik! Anderson taunts Kalisto but the ref keeps the Lucha Dragon back.

Anderson whips Lince but gets a Golden Rewind stunner! Hot tag to Kalisto! Kalisto hits Styles down then kicks Gallows! HE rolls Anderson for the List Kick! Then handspring enziguri! Cover, TWO! Kalisto keeps moving to SPIKE-Rana Anderson! Anderson bails out but the Lucha House Party regroup to DIVE! They take out Gallows, Kalisto FLIES to hit Anderson! Kalisto puts Anderson in and punches, but styles anchors him. Kalisto kicks Styles away but Kalisto springboards into a catch! And a SPINEBUSTER! Anderson tags Gallows, and the Good Brothers drag Kalisto up, for the Boot o’ Doom! Gallows boots Lince away then tags Styles. Styles drags Kalisto back up while fans boo, and puts no the Calf Crusher! Kalisto taps, The Club wins!

Winners: The Club, Styles by submission

Styles refuses to let Kalisto go, and the Club throw Lince and Metalik back out. Kalisto suffers until Styles is satisfied! And then Styles kicks Kalisto out so that he and his Good Brothers stand alone. The Club wants to run Raw, who will they run over to do it?

 

Backstage interview with Seth Rollins.

The former Universal Champion clearly has not gotten over last night, but he has no choice but to watch Lesnar walk around with a title he doesn’t deserve. Rollins is hurt but he’s also a man possessed. Speaking of, The Man, Becky Lynch, is one of the toughest people he knows. She will be okay, whether she shows up here or not is her choice. But Baron Corbin knows what happens when you push Rollins. And that is just a sample of what he’ll do to anyone and everyone as he fights his way back to the title! Sami Zayn, Bobby Lashley, even Roman Reigns! All until he is fighting and beating Brock Lesnar again. Is Rollins going to burn it all down for revenge?

 

Raw Women’s Championship #1 Contender Elimination Fatal 4 Way: Natalya VS Naomi VS Carmella VS Alexa Bliss w/ Nikki Cross!

The Goddess and her loyal friend failed to dethrone Bayley over on SmackDown, but perhaps they can become Raw Women’s Co-Champions. However, Alexa will have to get through the Queen of Harts, the Glow and the Princess of Staten Island to head for Toronto. Will the Loony Lass play any part in this attempt at redemption?

But wait, The Man IS in Long Island! Becky walks out, sore as she is, to proudly hold up the belt she still has. Who will the Lass Kicker see win a chance to get their head slapped off their shoulders? We find out after the break.

Raw returns and the bell rings. Alexa kicks Natty and SLAPS Naomi, but Naomi chases her out of the ring. Mella rolls Naomi but Natty breaks that. Natty shoves Mella out while Nikki checks on Alexa. Now Natty and Naomi, friendly rivals, stand alone. They tie up, Naomi headlocks but Natty shoves. Naomi leaps to sunset flip, TWO! Naomi whips Natty to a corner but misses to get buckles. Natty rebounds and sits Naomi down to walk all over her. But Naomi is ready for the basement dropkick, and the two cancel each other out with dropkicks, and then clotheslines! Alexa wants to take advantage but Mella trips her up.

Mella takes advantage, cover on Naomi, ONE! Cover on Natty, TWO! Cover on Naomi, ONE! Natty, TWO! Naomi again, TWO! Mella is freaking out as she covers Natty again, TWO! She drags Natty up to throw her out, then goes at Naomi with stomps in the corner. Mella whips Naomi corner to corner but Naomi elbows back hard. Naomi ups up but Mella forearms back. Mella backs off and runs in to FABULOUS Steiner! Cover, TWO! Naomi stays in this, and Natty returns. Mella ducks and tilt-o-whirls to go around the world! The Mella-go-round sends Natty down in a  corner! Then she moonwalks and runs corner to corner, for the FABULOUS Bronco Buster! But then she ducks the Rear View to FABULOUS KICK! FABULOUS KICK for Natty! Alexa rolls Mella up, Alexa ELIMINATES Carmella!!

The Goddess got the better of the Princess and now she covers Naomi. But Mella distracts long enough, TWO! Dropkick from Naomi to Alexa, and Naomi covers, TWO! Naomi keeps her cool as she facelocks Alexa. Naomi scoops Alexa for a slam, then kicks her down. She dropkicks Natty out for good measure, then drags Alexa back up. Naomi bumps Alexa off buckles and kicks away on her. Nikki is concerned as Naomi snapmares and kicks Alexa again. Cover, TWO! Naomi grows annoyed with Alexa as she drags her back up. Fans rally and Alexa fights back. Naomi knees low then scoops but Alexa slips out to clothesline! Cover, TWO!

Alexa grows annoyed but Nikki coaches her up. Alexa clubs Naomi and kicks her back. She SLAPS Naomi then runs, but into clotheslines with Naomi! Both women are down and Becky likes what she sees. Fans rally but we go to break.

Raw returns and Alexa is alone against Natty and Naomi. But then Naomi rolls Natty, TWO! Naomi headscissors Natty down, then slides. Natty blocks the dropkick to drag Naomi out for a suplex. Naomi rests so Natty shoves her into steps. natty walks into an elbow, then Naomi hops up for a blockbuster! Naomi grins but Alexa attacks from behind! Alexa puts Naomi in and covers, TWO! Alexa keeps on Naomi with a chinlock. Naomi endures as Alexa thrashes her around. Alexa pulls hair to get a little mean. Fans rally up and Naomi fights her way up and out, but Alexa knees low. Alexa bumps Naomi off buckles and stomps a mudhole in. Natty comes in but gets kicked out, but Naomi gets Alexa in a full nelson bomb! Body scissor clutch cover, TWO!

Becky mocks Alexa as Naomi leg drops! Cover, TWO! Nikki passionately coaches and cheers Alexa on, but Naomi kicks Alexa. Naomi hits a buckle bulldog, but Natty discus clotheslines Naomi down! Cover, TWO! Natty wraps a chinlock on Naomi now, and Nikki checks on Alexa. Naomi fights her way up again but Natty throws her down. Natty drags Naomi around to hook the legs, and then grabs at the arms. Naomi tries but she still gets pulled into the surfboard! Natty holds Naomi up but Alexa covers Natty! TWO and then Alexa scramlbes away, with a grin on her face. Natty drags Naomi up but Naomi kicks back. Naomi tries to light Natty up but Natty dragon screws her to a corner! Natty runs into Naomi’s kick!

Naomi hops up but has to kick Alexa away. Natty gets Natty for a spinning powerbomb! Cover, and Alexa even helps, TWO! Natty boots Alexa then drags Naomi around, but Alexa rolls Natty up! TWO, and Alexa DECKS Natty with that divine right hand! Alexa kicks away on Naomi while fans rally up. Alexa puts that chinlock back on, but Naomi crawls for the ropes. Naomi reaches but Alexa drags her away to a cover, ONE! Alexa drags Naomi up as Nikki gets fans to cheer. Alexa stomps a mudhole in but the ref backs her off. She grinds her feet into Naomi but Naomi scorpion kicks then dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Alexa catches Naomi by the hair to throw her down, then wraps that chinlock back on.

Alexa grins at Becky but Becky doesn’t seem to sweat Alexa. Naomi fights back up but Alexa throws her into Natty! Natty is down while Naomi is out, but Natty powers Alexa to a corner to fire off! But Alexa throws Natty into buckles! Alexa stomps Natty back then dares fans to boo. But Natty SLAPS Alexa, to a scoop. Alexa slips out, throws Natty down, then runs, only for Naomi to drag her out. Naomi kicks Natty, BOOTS Alexa, then slingshots to sunset flip Natty! Natty rolls through, high stack, Natty ELIMINATES Naomi! The Queen of Harts just felt the Glow, and we take a break before the final showdown.

Raw returns and Natty stares Alexa down. Nikki assures Alexa she has this, and Alexa gets back in the ring. Natty goes right at her but Alexa uses the ropes as defense. Natty eggs Alexa on but Nikki grabs the mic. If people don’t start cheering for her best friend, she’s gonna… She’s gonna… The fans boo and Nikki shouts at them to shut up! Nikki will chant for Alexa alone if she has to! Alexa gets back in, but still uses the ropes. The ref backs Natty off and Alexa plays cat ‘n’ mouse to BOOT Natty down. Fans chant “You Suck!” and Nikki is upset. Alexa clubs Natty but Natty scoops Alexa. Alexa lips out to throw Natty down by her hair! Fans still boo as Alexa adds Insult2Injury! Cover, TWO!

The booing gets louder but Alexa drags Natty up to whip her to a corner. Natty dodges and gives Alexa the rebound sit-down! Natty stomps Alexa but Alexa bails out. Alexa runs away from Natty Nikki takes the discus! Alexa moves past her best friend to put Natty in. She drags Natty up but Natty gets the Sharpshooter! ALexa taps, Natty wins!!

Winner: Natalya, by submission; NEW #1 Contender to the Raw Women’s Championship

Charly Caruso congratulates The Queen of Harts on punching her ticket to Toronto. Natty says a year makes such a  difference. So much happened, but now she’s going back home to Canada to face her friend in Becky Lynch. This is a dream come true. Becky borrows a mic to respond, as a friend. “Correction: The Man has something to say.” Fans cheer as Becky hits the ring to stand with her contender.

Becky gives Natty congrats, and admits to being all hurt. But Becky is here to fight, because nothing makes her happier than a fight. With that, no more smiles. If Natty thinks this will be a match of friends, she’s in for a shock. Step up or Becky will wipe the floor with her. “Your career needs something.” And Becky is that something. If it’s one thing Becky learned in her last year, she does better at war than at love. Well then Becky must not be a good lover, “b*tch.” The claws are out and Becky has her war. Natty is going to take that greasy orange mop off her head, pull the horseshoe out of her ass, and beat the hell out of The Man. Becky wouldn’t have it any other way. Who wins this already red hot summer blockbuster?

 

Raw hears from Randy Orton.

“After I win tonight’s battle royal, I’ve got a little unfinished business with Brock Lesnar to attend to.” It isn’t a chip on his shoulder, but it is enough venom to take down the Beast. Will the three most dangerous letters in the WWE end Lesnar in Toronto?

 

Raw presents another edition of Miz TV!

The Hollywood A-Lister was asked by the Show-Off himself if he could be the guest tonight. Miz obliged, and he’ll talk with Dolph Ziggler after the break!

Raw returns to the Most Must-See WWE Talk Show and Miz gives the introductions. Dolph Ziggler makes his entrance and joins Miz in the ring. Miz gest to business; why does Ziggler want to be here? Well Ziggler has his career problems on SmackDown, but he and Miz go way back and wanted to see if the rumors are true. What rumors? That while Miz used to want to outdo everyone, he’s just the yes man who does the talk show. Oh wow, Ziggler’s trying to get a rise out of Miz? Is he upset? Jealous? What? No, Ziggler is happy for Miz that Miz is happy to be here. Well yeah, he’s happy to be here in Long Island!

But this is what Ziggler means. Miz is just happy to be here now. He doesn’t have that fire anymore. Everything Miz does for the WWE, is it worth kissing ass and yet being snubbed off PPV? Better that than lose in 17 seconds. Well yeah, Ziggler has to deal with that embarrassing. Like Goldberg Taker bad. But Ziggler just wants to know how Miz could become everything he hated! He’s not from Long Island! Or Hollywood! They’re both from Cleveland! A gritty city, where they grew up with that attitude. Miz is better than this, yet he’s becoming everything he hates! Miz is everything that is wrong with WWE! He only cares about fortune and fame, “just like your wife.” That’s it! Miz attacks Ziggler and runs him out of the ring! Miz has fire now, but will Ziggler regret sparking it?

 

Mr. & Mrs. 24/7 Champion prepare for tonight.

Those roses have thorns, though. Ouch. But will they really “get it on” when we come back from break?

Raw returns and Maverick is ready. Renee is slipping into something more comfortable, so Maverick does, too. “Daddy’s ready for love.” Maverick does his best Shawn Michaels with just the belt on. Renee has a little surprise, but wait, room service comes by. Maverick is too ready, so he calms himself down. Renee brings the table in and thanks the bellboy with a tip. She heads to the bed and she has a big surprise. Wait, can the bellboy leave already? Wait, that’s… A REFEREE!! Is someone else here?! Who followed them!? Where is that other WWE superstar? Truth pops out from the table!! ROLL-UP! TWO!! Maverick throws the roses in Truth’s face! But Truth crossbodies Maverick onto the bed! Cover, Truth wins!!

Winner: R-Truth, by pinfall; NEW WWE 24/7 Champion

Truth got his baby back! And he hopes they’re still able to consummate. Maverick chases Truth out of the room, and Renee shouts under the sheets. What will Maverick and Truth do to each other next as their legendary feud continues?

 

WWE Universal Championship #1 Contender “Cross Brand All-Star Top 10” Battle Royal!

Awwww~ Long Island~! Prepare to see the best from both brands battle it out for a chance at the Beast, and feel~ the power~! Big E is out first as he, the Lone Wolf, the Critic of the Critics, the King of Lucha Libre, the Rocky Mountain Machine, the Monster Among Men, the Swiss Cyborg, the Viper, the Big Dog and the Architect are set to do battle! Who is the last all-star standing to meet Lesnar in Toronto?

Before Strowman goes out there, he makes sure all nine others know, they’re going to #GetTheseHands! Lashley’s wearing the rib tape to prove what happens when fighting the #LastMonsterStanding, but will Strowman do it all over again? But wait, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman return to get a good look at this match. The reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Champion takes a seat right on the stage while we go to one last break.

Raw returns once more, and the bell finally rings! Heyman and Lesnar watch eagerly as the brawls break out! Corbin and Rollins keep fighting from Extreme Rules, as do Strowman and Lashley! Rollins runs but into a choke slam! Corbin whips Rollins out but Rollins keeps off the floor. Lashley runs Orton over but Strowman body shots those bad ribs. Roman has Orton but Corbin saves Lashley? Those two work together like back in the day to soften Strowman up. Rollins and Mysterio fight, Cesaro comes in to go after them both. Cesaro deals uppercuts to everyone around! Sami, Orton, Roman, Sami again, Roman again, then Big E! He even hits Mysterio and trips him up, for the Swiss Swing!

Cesaro and Mysterio go around 10 times, then he catapults Msyterio up. Mysterio saves himself and Big E scoops Cdesaro. Cesaro sips out to trip BIg E, but Lashley crossbodies Cesaro down! Then trophy lifts and ELIMINATES Cesaro! But then Mysterio 619’s the bad ribs! And missile dropkicks as payback for a few weeks ago. Strowman ELIMINATES Lashley with a toss!! But now, Big E steps to the biggest man in the ring. Big E wants to see what Strowman can do. They collide but neither falls. Fans rally with “New! Day Rocks!” as Big E dodges Strowman, only to get run over! Strwoman hauls Big E up, but Big E slips out. Big E sends Strowman into buckles, and scoops Strowman!! BIGGEST ENDING!

But RKO for Big E! The Viper is still here, but Sami ELIMINATES Big E for him. Sami laughs all the way into an RKO! Mysterio dropkicks Sami, dials it up, 619! And Orton ELIMINATES Sami! But then Roman turns Orton around, to get an RKO anyway! Mysterio kicks his old foe and whips Orton, but Orton whips Mysteiro to 619 Roman! Orton whips but Roman SUPERMAN PUNCHES! Orton falls out under the middle rope, he’s not out of the match. Mysterio climbs, leaps, seated senton on Roman! But Corbin whips Mysterio out and ELIMINATES him! As if Corbin wasn’t hated enough. But now we have four of the final five in the ring: Strowman, Corbin, Rollins and Roman.

The Shield brothers stand united with Strowman against Corbin. Fans cheer as Strowman uppercuts Corbin. He puts Corbin on the ropes while Roman slips out the bottom, for a Drive-By Dropkick! Corbin reels into Rollins’ SUPERKICK! Rollins ELIMINATES Corbin! But now he, Roman and Strowman (and Orton on the outside) are the only ones left. And Strowman powers Rollins into a corner. He blocks the Superman Punch, to start a corner splash train on the Shield boys! But then Roman runs out, only to SPEAR Rollins! Strowman grabs Roman with one hand, scoops him up, and brings him tot he ropes. Roman fights out and looks to drag Strowman out with him! Rollins bumps them and ELIMINATES them both!

But Rollins forgets about Orton! Orton throws Rollins, but Rollins skins the cat! Orton runs over but gets a forearm. He hits back but Rollins does, too. Rollins and Orton brawl on opposite sides, but Orton drags Rollins in for the draping DDT! Rollins is down and Orton wants Lesnar to see him hear the voices in his head. The Viper stalks the Architect, but gets a mule kick and CURB STOMP! Rollins drags Orton up and throws him out, to win!

Winner: Seth Rollins; NEW #1 Contender to the WWE Universal Championship

The Architect follows through! He wants one more shot at Lesnar to finally put him away for good! But Heyman says, “That’s not how you introduce the winner of a Cross Brand Top Ten All-Star Battle Royal.” He does the honors. “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the Battle Royal, the new #1 contender, and the man who now gets to go to Summerslam to be beaten, victimized and conquered, SETH, FREAKIN’, ROLLINS!”

Rollins responds and tells Heyman to “shut the hell up!” He’s been the conduit long enough, Rollins talks directly to Lesnar! “I told you I am a man possessed!” Rollins vowed to fight anyone to get a fight with Lesnar, and will make Summerslam look like Wrestlemania when he stomps Lesnar out and becomes THE reigning, defending, undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion again. Lesnar has heard enough, and he has the chair as a weapon. He slams the apron with it, but that’s just a warning shot. Rollins doesn’t back down, but will he be put down? Or will history repeat itself between Beast and Beastslayer?

 


 

My Thoughts:

After a surprisingly good Extreme Rules, this Raw ended up a bit of a mixed bag. I’ll say right now that while the “no wrestling during commercials” edict seems to have loosened a little (but really only in the second Six Man Tag), it is still very present and very detrimental to the flow of things. The first Six Man Tag had to be made 2 out of 3 Falls because of it, which really held Ricochet, Roode, Revival and the Usos back given how great all six men are. It was fine that Ricochet and Usos won to rebound from their Extreme Rules PPV losses, and then it worked for The Club to go after them. In the Club’s Six Man Tag later on, booking was at least smarter, making Ricochet be the cause for a “restart.”

I really hope we’re getting Triple Threats for both the Raw Tag Team and WWE US titles, but more the former than the latter. Styles VS Ricochet 1v1 without Good Brother interference will be what they and the title needs. And a triple threat for the Raw tag titles to mirror SmackDown will be exactly what The Revival, the Usos and the Club all need. Speaking of needs, I like that Becky frames her coming match with Natty something Natty needs to stay relevant, because it’s true. Natty winning the Women’s Elimination Fatal 4 was a great surprise, but it works since WWE is going to Canada and she’s Canadian. But the pacing could’ve been better, and would’ve been helped if Becky wasn’t ringside the whole time. Have Becky come out after to have the same promos with Natty, and you still get the effect of her toughing out her bumps and bruises.

Poor Viking Raiders, still fighting their way out of the hole Vince put them in. And as soon as Maria was acting like she was going to make Mike’s match her match, it was clear Mike was losing. Just didn’t think it’d be in a squash they actually announce as such. But that little detail is to probably further “humiliate” Mike. As of last week’s 205 Live, Mike promises to do something drastic for this week, so this can help as motivation for that. I hope he shouts “I AM a man!” the entire time. And what a great win for Cedric Alexander! This will make for a great build for McIntyre if that match with Taker is still coming. Maybe Taker saves Alexander from a beat down this time to then challenge McIntyre to a match. And a new Miz VS Ziggler feud might be interesting, with Ziggler all but saying Miz is the new Cena.

I am so pumped to see the payoffs of two unlikely hits for Raw. After a surprisingly fast win for Samoa Joe and an equally surprising retaliation from Finn, Bray Wyatt returns! The Fiend makes his live debut, and I’m pretty sure this means Fiend VS Demon at Summerslam for some really freaky stuff. Also the fans should’ve chanted “Yowie Wowie!” here, but oh well. Then the other was getting to see what we all guessed would happen: Truth crashes the honeymoon! He takes the title back but I’m not sure where gags like this can go, because this was already the ultimate thing. Maybe Bischoff chooses a third person for the mix with SmackDown tomorrow night and that changes things up for Maverick and Truth.

I knew the long-name battle royal wasn’t going to take that long by the time we got it. They did great to jam in everything in those 10 minutes or so, but of course Rollins wins for what will essentially be his last chance at the title. Raw could’ve really freshened things up with Strowman winning for another try, and hopefully a successful one. Or they could’ve found used this match to turn Lashley or even Orton Face to go at Lesnar. Lashley would’ve been the preferred two of those, but it seems his turn isn’t what they want to do yet. Lesnar VS Rollins will still be good, and seeing it again shouldn’t be a reason to dislike it. A rivalry is built on rematches, but this one does need to end things for a good long time, and hopefully with Rollins winning so we don’t get Lesnar just disappearing with the belt again.

My Score: 8.1/10


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