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The Good, Bad and Ugly: WWE SmackDown (01/29/2019)

Did Smackdown deliver a Good, Bad, or Ugly show to kick off the blue brand’s Road to WrestleMania?

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Smackdown ends an enormous string of events for WWE in Phoenix. But was the finale Good, Bad, or Ugly? Bobby lets you know!

Raw was successful in keeping the action going and the story strong.  A lot of Good as of late, SmackDown is up to bat.  SmackDown notoriously is a strong, amazing show, and now with the Road to Wrestlemania fully under way, the pressure is at it’s highest.  Can the ever popular SmackDown brand thrive under pressure?  Or will it lose steam and leave us all feeling flat?

THE GOOD

Opening Segment with “The Man” Becky Lynch

Becky continued her impressive streak of being awesome!  She has the crowd, she has the whole fan base, and now has The Raw Women’s Champion “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey in her sights.  Becky Lynch is now Clint Eastwood in a Western “Good.”  Not to ever be outdone, The “Queen” arrived.  Charlotte is still in the picture.  Charlotte always seems to get in Becky’s head every time.  This is excellent all around.  Becky struck first this time, then tried to just dismissively walk away.  Charlotte got her back and the two were able to be separated.  Solid opening.    

United States Championship Match – Shinsuke Nakamura (C) vs. R-Truth w/ Carmella

I like this a lot.  R-Truth may be comic relief but he has been doing this consistently for a very long time.  Nakamura can go at it with a lot less.  Good use of talent and keeping it fresh.  Obviously this was very physical, we a big guy and a striker.  R-Truth is a very interesting wrestler as a whole, completely own style.  Nakamura appeared to be completely limp and knocked out but kicked out of multiple pin attempts and even took control.  Seriously shocking, R-Truth his a tight roll into a small package type pin and the ref counted 3.  R-Truth has won the United States Championship! Wow! R-Truth out of no-where!  Out comes another person robbed of their spot in the Rumble, Lana.  She came with Rusev.  Rusev then completely insulted R-Truth and challenged him for his brand new United States Championship. 

United States Championship Match – R-Truth (C) w/ Carmella vs. Rusev w/ Lana

After some push and shove Rusev got his match.  This whole thing is shocking.  R-Truth out of the blue getting the US Strap and Rusev coming right out for it.  Rusev being fresh after R-Truth just had a hell of a match with Nakamura, took full advantage and control.  Just when Rusev looked to have him, again R-Truth gets a big time roll up for the second big win of the night.   Rusev and Nakamura then laid the boots to R-Truth completely breaking down the new US Champ. 

Rey Mysterio vs. Samoa Joe (plus Andrade w/ Zelina Vega)

Zelina Vega was a pleasant but unfortunate distraction for Rey Mysterio.  Andrade attacked Mysterio and although Rey tried to fight back he just wasn’t good enough.  Andrade took him out.  Decent little segment. 

The Miz & Shane McMahon Championship Celebration

Shane put together the night’s festivities.  A highlight reel of course was in order.  No matter how crazy this all is, Shane and The Miz are the SmackDown Tag Team Championships.  Aside from that, the video was long and almost like a recap than a celebration.  It seems the audience is fully behind the New Champs.  Shane gave The Miz something he will always cherish, his Father.  Miz’s Dad, Mr. Miz Miz hit the ring in celebration to a warm crowd.  Miz achieved his Father’s praise.  A huge moment for the guy.  Another point of business is the 4 Way Elimination for a shot at their belts.  Great set-up again, very unpredictable.

The Usos vs. The Bar vs. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston) vs. Heavy Machinery (Otis and Tucker)

Heavy Machinery lead by Otis tossed around the competition.  Otis beat up Kofi before getting the better of Big E.  The looked like they were all having fun in there.  It was all over the place, each team getting their time in.  The New Day is the first to go, getting taken out by Heavy Machinery.  That is huge for this team.  The Bar took out Jimmy Uso destroying him on the outside.  The Bar is a huge intimidating team but when Otis was let loose he just took out everyone, caterpillar and all.  The Bar lead by a huge “Brogue Kick” took out Heavy Machinery, then shortly after the Uso’s locked it up and won their way to a Tag Team Championship Match at Elimination Chamber. 

Daniel Bryan Segment (Change the WWE Climate)

Don’t be “Fickle” the Champ has something to say.  Daniel Bryan and Rowan hate everything on Earth now, not the Earth itself but everything else. Daniel Bryan literally threw the Heavyweight Championship in the trash and whipped out a wooden all natural, completely unique new belt.  AJ Styles came out appalled by Daniel Bryan’s actions and had enough.  Randy Orton also got involved, the Jeff Hardy, Mustafa Ali, and Samoa Joe.  This was just insane.  Not a great way to end the show, it was just a promo.  However the audience was captivated and everyone had heat.  Everyone killed each other while Daniel Bryan berated the whole group from the outside on the mic with Rowan.  HHH then announced he will be facing all of them in a huge Elimination Chamber Match.  The payoff was worth it that is fantastic!   

THE BAD

THE UGLY

FINAL

  • GOOD- 7
  • BAD
  • UGLY

OVERALL

Another Good SmackDown.  It is incredible the difference in the amount of matches and total content Raw and SmackDown have.  It really isn’t because of the extra hour either.  SmackDown seems to take their time and give a lot of quality over quantity.   This was another successful showing and great way to continue the story. 

Raw was Good, SmackDown was Good, will NXT be Good?  Well it usually is for sure.  After another amazing Takeover and NXT being solid Gold, this week should be more of the same.  Let the Good times roll. 


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Steve Cook’s Top 5 Worst Tag Team Names

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Truly inspired by The Viking Exprience, Steve Cook takes a look back at the Worst Tag Team Names in his latest Top 5!

The Superstar Shakeup brought some new faces to Monday Night Raw & SmackDown Live. In what was considered a bit of a surprise as they’re currently NXT Tag Team Champions, Hanson & Rowe made their debut on Raw. Only they weren’t Hanson & Rowe, they were Ivar & Erik. They also weren’t the War Raiders. Instead, they were The Viking Experience. A week later they’ve changed to the Viking Raiders, which is slightly less horrible but brings back memories of the NFL during World War II when we had the Phil-Pitt Steagles.

The only solace fans can take is that Ivar & Erik won’t be sunk on the main roster because they’re known as the Viking Experience or the Viking Raiders or whatever else. They’ll be sunk on the main roster because they’re a tag team. And hey, it’s not like they’re the only tag team ever to have a crappy name. Here’s five others!

5. Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan & Kane)

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Don’t get me wrong, I loved the dynamic between Bryan & Kane. If there are two wrestlers I would like to see/hear do a talk show, it would be the newly Trumpian Glen Jacobs & The New Daniel Bryan. They have amazing chemistry as a unit, though they couldn’t be further apart as wrestlers or on the political spectrum.

The name though…the WWE Universe screwed this one up. Team Friendship was right there for the taking. It would have been the perfect name for Kane & Bryan based on the counseling they had gone through with Dr. Shelby. It was one of those names that would have been stupid and awesome at the same time. Instead, they went with the lazy mish-mash. Which made even less sense when they reunited years later with Bryan firmly in Yes Mode.

4. The Gangstanators (New Jack & John Kronus)

I am kinder to mish-mash names than most. I see a lot of hate out there for names like Jeri-Show, Jeri-Miz, Rated-RKO, Rybaxel and other names that wrestling writers obsessed with Brangelina gave tag teams. For me, the best part of Ryback & Curtis Axel as a tag team was their name.

A team that came along before Brangelina was a much worse example of this fad than anybody that came along after. Kronus was part of the Eliminators, and his partner Perry Saturn decided to get some work with WCW. New Jack was part of the Gangstas. I don’t know what happened to his partner Mustafa, but nobody else seemed to care.

So New Jack & Kronus decided to team based off of mutual respect. Nothing wrong with that. The name was terrible though. If they had plans for this duo, they really should have come up with something new, instead of something that reminded us of two tag teams that we liked more.


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3. TM-61 (Nick Miller & Shane Thorne)

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Miller & Thorne were known as The Mighty Don’t Kneel, or TMDK for short, during their run throughout Australia, Japan & the American independent scene. WWE likes to change these things up, for obvious reason. So Shane Thorne got to keep his name, but Mikey Nicholls became Nick Miller, which gives us the TM part. 61 is the dialing code for Australia. So it’s kind of clever.

Here’s the hitch in the getty-up: No good tag team name needs this much of an explanation. You see Ax & Smash, and you understand why they’re called Demolition. Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart walk out accompanied by Jimmy Hart, and The Hart Foundation sounds apt. Heck, Honky Tonk Man comes down with black-haired Greg Valentine and you get Rhythm & Blues right away. This thing…well, there’s a reason they changed it to The Mighty once they turned heel.

2. The New (fill in the blank)

New anything is bad news. Especially in pro wrestling, with the exception of the original New World Order. Remember the New Blackjacks? The New Rockers? The New Midnight Express? If you’re my age, you’re probably trying to forget these teams, as they were nothing but a pale imitation of the original teams.

The New Blackjacks were Blackjack Bradshaw & Blackjack Windham. Marty Jannetty brought along his buddy Leif Cassidy to form the New Rockers. The New Midnight Express were Bodacious Bob & Bombastic Bart. I might be mixing those up, but I don’t care enough to look it up. It was that bad. I’m pretty sure Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson have never retired because they’re afraid somebody will try to make a New Rock N Roll Express.

People are learning, though. When Konnan put Santana & Ortiz together as a new tag team for him to manage in Impact Wrestling, he was smart enough not to call them The New LAX. They got to be LAX while Homicide & Hernandez had to be The OGz during their feud.

1. Air Devils (Fast Eddie & Matt Sydal)

This may require some explanation. Matt Sydal was a young up & comer in the Midwest indies back in 2005. The boy had all the high-flying moves you could ask for, and a look that any babyface would love to have. He was ready to take ROH by storm, but he needed a partner! It seemed like it would be Joey Matthews for a minute, but Matthews had other business at hand with Johnny Nitro & Melina. Hardly an opportunity a wrestler would turn down. So Fast Eddie got the nod, as he’d had some ROH appearances in the past.

The ROH message board got the opportunity to vote on a name for Matt & Eddie, and I can’t tell you what the other options were, but I can tell you what won. The Air Devils. See, daredevils, air devils, haw haw. A name so bad that the ROH commentators crapped on it during their debut match in Dayton, Ohio, which happened to be the very first ROH show I saw live. It was the Air Devils’ first & last match together, as Fast Eddie turned on Matt Sydal and joined Prince Nana’s Embassy.

Just a terrible piece of business, though it worked out in the long run for Sydal. He got over with ROH fans and had a pretty good run there. Fast Eddie…well, I’d be lying if I said I remembered a thing he did with the Embassy. When that faction won a Trios Tournament at another Dayton show I attended, they were represented by Alex Shelley, Jimmy Rave & Abyss. No Fast Eddie. He never saw his dismissal coming.

Did anybody else notice that fans chose two of these names? It goes to show that even if “The Viking Experience” is a terrible name, there’s no guarantee that we would have done better.


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Joe’s Lucha Libre Weekly: News & Analysis (4/22/19)

The world of Lucha Libre can be insane and overwhelming–but you have Joe Dinan here to help you make sense of it all!

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The world of Lucha Libre can be insane and overwhelming–but you have Joe Dinan here to help you make sense of it all!

CMLL

Arena Puebla and Arena Mexico Tuesday

I did not watch either of these shows, truth be told on weeks that I’m too busy I’ll probably skip Tuesday at least. Not that I plan on always skipping them but sometimes duty calls in life and Friday is really the only televised show CMLL cares about. CMLL current has what I call WWE syndrome, in the sense that they have a comfortable business right now. They were struggling a little last year until LA Park and the Lucha Brothers came in for a summer tour basically. Cibernetico, El Zorro, and Charley Manson coming in helped to an extent too but not the same. So ever since then CMLL has enjoyed very nice attendance so they don’t feel the need to put in a desperate effort. Which is what happens sometimes. Wrestling companies all go through that period once in a while so I’m sure they’ll eventually be back to high quality things. But right now it’s AAA giving high quality. So on the Monday Puebla show they set up a Police Man vs King Jaguar hair vs hair match which will be this Monday. I can’t imagine most are interested but these guys probably wanna do something. And nothing of significance happened on Tuesday. Nothing usually ever does.

Arena Mexico Friday

Volador and Ultimo Guerrero successfully won Block B and will face Titan and Cavernario next week. Or this week. Depends when this drops. It will be a good match. Block B was definitely a step down from Block A as far as quality wrestling goes. There was a lot of brawling and similar finishes here in Block B. That’s really all that’s going on.

AAA

So some of this AAA news involves MLW and Impact so I’m going to put it all here because there’s no point of typing it twice.

AAA has two shows this week, one on 4/26 and 4/28. I won’t be watching the one on 4/26 live because Avengers Endgame is calling. But the line ups look like this for 4/26, Psycho Clown, La Parka, and Puma King vs Rey Escorpion, Texano jr, and Chessman. Laredo Kid and Brian Cage vs Taurus and Daga. Poder de Norte vs Sammy Guevara, Jack Evans, and Australian Suicide. 4 way match with Golden Magic vs Hijo Del Vikingo vs Villano III Jr vs Flamita. Taya and Faby Apache vs Chik Tormenta and Luchadora surprise. Lady Maravilla and Black Danger vs Big Mami and Nino Hamburguesa.

For the 4/28 show it looks like, Psycho Clown, Laredo Kid, and Puma King v Rey Escorpion, Texano Jr, and Taurus. La Parka, Golden Magic, and Nino Hamburguesa vs Chessman, Averno, and Dave the Clown. Hijo Del Vikingo, Flamita, and Villano III Jr vs Poder de Norte. Sammy Guevara vs Jack Evans vs Australian Suicide. Faby Apache and La Hiedra vs Lady Maravilla and Chik Tormenta.

So AAA also has shows coming up on May 3rd and May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. But they also have some joint show which I’m not sure if it’s going to be on just TV Azteca or on Twitch too. There’s no way of knowing until the day approaches cause it’s AAA but it’s some tournament gimmick between 5 “companies”. I use quotes because Konnan is quite literally on creative for all the companies. One company isn’t technically even a company anymore. Lucha Libre Elite is a defunct company propped up by AAA to do invasion angles. The other is Aro Lucha which isn’t even like, it’s own company. The Harris brothers run it with Konnan and they basically use AAA talent and Mexican independent talent. So it’s again, basically AAA. Then we have AAA proper, whatever that entails. Then we have Impact and MLW. So at least in theory those two will use their own talent. It’s some tournament format supposed to happen on May 2nd. I’ll see if I have more information next week before it all happens. Maybe Konnan will reveal more on Keeping it 100 this week.


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