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Robin, Arkalis, and King Jaguar vs El Perverso, King Rocker, and Joker
I was hoping Joker would start with Robin because it would fit my current playing of Batman Arkham Knight. Anyway, Joker starts with Arkalis and it quickly evolves into them working on getting better position on each other. King Rocker comes in to work on Arkalis after Joker tags out. They grapple for a bit until Arkalis tags in Jaguar. Jaguar and Rocker then start to grapple. Perverso enters to a back drop by Jaguar. Robin gets in with Perverso and the action speeds up. Joker comes in and hits a slingblade on Robin so my fantasy is complete. Joker flapjacks Arkalis and gets him in a stretch. Rocker then gets Jaguar in a leg stretch. First Fall: King Rocker submits King Jaguar with a leg stretch.
Joker slaps Robin to begin the round and then he gets teamed on. Joker drop kicks him in the butt. A very Joker thing to do. Arkalis, Jaguar, and Robin get teamed on for a while until Robin hits a hurricanrana on Perverso. Jaguar then hits Joker. Arkalis pins Rocker with a blue thunderbomb, and Jaguar submits Joker with a body stretch. Second Fall: Jaguar submits Joker with a body stretch.
Robin starts with Joker but then gets teamed on by Rocker. He counters them and hits a hurricanrana on Rocker then two back breakers on Joker. Robin then gets Perverso to the outside and then hits a pose. Arkalis and Joker trade offense and then Arkalis removes his shirt to take Joker’s chop. Perverso comes in to work on Arkalis. Arkalis fights back and hits a top rope drop kick. Arkalis and Jaguar hit dual drop kicks on Joker and Rocker then go to dive but get pulled out of the ring. Inside the ring, Robin hits a tiger driver on Perverso for the win. Third Fall: Robin pins Perverso with a tiger driver.
Winners: Robin, Arkalis, and King Jaguar
Princesa Sugehit, and La Avispa Dorada vs Amapola and La Comandante
Amapola starts with Dorada and they lock up and do some grappling. Comandante comes in to beat on Doarada. Sugehit comes in to take on Comandante but Comandante keeps using her size to her advantage. Sugehit tries to fight of Comandante with rapid fire strikes. Comandante finally misses a splash and Sugehit works on her. She arm drags her to the outside and then Amapola comes in to work on Sugehit. Dorada comes in and takes offense from Amapola but Sugehit then catches Amapola in a head crank submission and Dorada gets a victory roll on Comandante for the fall. First Fall: Dorada pins Comandante with a victory roll.
Dorada gets beat on to start and then Sugehit gets teamed on. Finally Dorada comes back in and quickly gets doubled again. Amapola submits in a sharpshooter stretch. Comandante gets Dorada in a rock the boat submission for the fall. Second Fall: Comandante submits Dorada with a rock the boat.
Sugehit is getting teamed on to start this round as well. Dorada then gets drop kicked off the rope. Dorada and Sugehit hit arm drags to make a come back and then slide to the outside of the ring to confront them. Dorada hits a sunset flip but Amapola kicks out. Sugehit gets Amapola in an abdominal stretch but Comandante breaks it up. Amapola slams Dorada and then gets her in an arm wrench. Comandante submits Sugehit with a full nelson lock. Third Fall: Comandante submits Sugehit with a full nelson lock.
Winners: Amapola and La Comandante
Angel de Oro, Niebla Roja, and Flyer vs Shocker, Rey Bucanero, and Felino
Angel and Felino start out and Angel uses his quickness to his advantage. Niebla comes in with Bucanero and if we remember they had a hair vs hair feud a few months ago. They grapple for a bit until Flyer comes in with Shocker. Flyer hits a hurricanrana but afterwards Shocker strikes him. The match breaks down and Shocker gets Angel in a small package for the fall. First Fall: Shocker pinned Angel de Oro with a small package.
There’s brawling on the ramp to start. Bucanero works on Roja in the ring. Roja, Oro, and Flyer continue to get worked on for most of this round. Roja and Angel hit super kicks on Felino and Bucanero and then Flyer goes to the outside to attack Shocker. Roja gets Bucanero in a roll up and Angel gets Felino in a pinning combination for the fall. Second Fall: Angel de Oro pins Felino with a pinning combination.
Roja dodges an attack from Shocker and it hits Bucanero. Roja hits a drop kick on Shocker and then removes his shirt. Roja hits a super kick on Felino to take him out. Angel comes in and is on fire as well using his quickness to his advantage taking everyone out. Flyer avoids a double team attack. Angel and Roja hit dives through the middle rope on Bucanero and Felino. Inside the ring Flyer hit a pinning combination on Shocker for the win. Third Fall: Flyer pins Shocker with a pinning combination.
Winners: Angel de Oro, Niebla Roja, and Flyer
Caristico, Mistico, and Soberano vs Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto
Soberano starts out with Ephesto. They grapple briefly and then Caristico comes in with Luciferno. They go back and forth till Mephisto comes in to work on Caristico. Mistico enters and hits a hurricanrana, then another but for a pin this time. First Fall: Mistico pins Mephisto with a hurricanrana.
There’s some posturing to begin this round. Soberano uses his quickness to take on Ephesto and Luciferno. He gets both to the outside and hits a pose. Caristico hits a hurricanrana on Ephesto and then hits an arm drag on Luciferno. Mistico comes on with Luciferno next. Mistico hurricanrana’s him to the outside. Luciferno then hits a shoulder breaker on Soberano and Ephesto hits a shoulder breaker on Caristico for the fall. Second Fall: Ephesto pins Caristico with a shoulder breaker.
Mistico gets taken out to start this round. Mistico fights back and hits a hurricanrana on Mephisto and then hits a dive over the top rope. Soberano hits an arm drag on Ephesto and then hits an over the top backwards flip dive to the outside. Caristico hits a head scissors to the outside and then hits a middle rope dive on Luciferno. In the ring Mephisto works with Mistico but then pulls his mask off. Third Fall: Mistico wins via DQ mask removal.
Mistico grabs the mic while Caristico keeps pointing at people in the crowd. WWE fans know Sin Cara did this and well he still does.
Winners: Caristico, Mistico, and Soberano
Ultimo Guerrero vs Vangellys
Vangellys attacks Ultimo on the ramp. I wonder why in a singles match the title isn’t on the line. If it was North American wrestling I’d say it’s because Vangellys is going to win but since it’s Mexico I have no clue. So he works over Ultimo Guerrero with parts of his own attire. When Ultimo gets a counter he stupidly argues with the ref and then Vangellys piles up on him some more. After minutes Ultimo dodges an attack and hits a few clotheslines but Vangellys catches him in a fisherman’s suplex anyway for the fall. First Fall: Vangellys pins Ultimo with a fisherman’s suplex
Vangellys continues to work over Ultimo to start this round. Guerrero dodges and gets Vangellys down in the corner and hits a stalling bronco buster twice. I suppose I’d call it then. It’s like the stalling knee strike except with his groin. Vangellys kicked out and Ultimo argues with the ref like a fool. Ultimo threatens to leave. Finally back in the ring Ultimo hits a spine buster and gets Vangellys in the leg neck crank for the fall. Second Fall: Ultimo Guerrero submits Vangellys with a neck crank submission.
There’s a whole bunch of posturing to start this round. Ultimo hits a clothesline on Vangellys and the ref counts incredibly slow so I’m guessing this ref is going full blown AAA heel. Ultimo gets a sunset flip and yet another slow 2 count. Guerrero brings him to the outside and brawls to the outside. Ultimo hits a gord buster off the top rope for another slow two count. Vangellys hits a deep arm drag off the top rope for a two count. Vangellys catches Ultimo with a spear and wins. I guess my theory was right. Third Fall: Vangellys pins Ultimo Guerrero with a spear.
I believe they’re setting up a championship match in the post match promo
Arena Mexico Tuesday
Sangre Imperial and Retro vs Inquisidor and Akuma
Akuma and Retro start the match off with some grappling. Inquisidor comes in with Imperial and they continue grappling as well. They trade some moves back and forth. Inquisidor ends up getting Imperial in a leg lock for a submission. Akuma hits a muscle buster on Retro for the pin. First Fall: Akuma pins Retro with a muscle buster.
Imperial gets worked over to start the round. When Retro tries to make the save he gets worked over too. Imperial dodges an attack then hits back breakers on both of them to make a comeback. Retro hits a german suplex on Akuma for the pin and Imperial hits a fisherman’s suplex on Inquisidor for the fall. Second Fall: Imperial pins Inquisidor with a fisherman’s suplex
Retro and Inquisidor go at it and Retro hits a stalling suplex. Retro then hits a belly to belly off the top for a two count. Inquisidor gets the leg up on Retro and slams him. Akuma hits a splash off the top on Retro for the pin. Inquisidor hits a code breaker on Imperial for the win. Third Fall: Inquisidor pins Imperial with a code breaker.
Winners: Inquisidor and Akuma
Super Astro Jr, Star Jr, and Oro Jr vs Nitro, Disturbio, and Sangre Azteca
Oro and Nitro grapple to begin this match. Star Jr and Disturbio are in next to continue the grappling. Azteca is in next with Super Astro Jr and the pace picks up. Astro hits a hurricanrana but the pin gets broken up. Aztecha drop toe holds him and then Nitro drop kicks him in the face. Disturbio bites Star Jr’s nipple. Very nice. Distrubio hits running knees to the corner on Astro and pins him. Azteca hits a drop kick to the inner thigh on Oro and then Nitro hits a splash off the top rope for the fall. First Fall: Nitro pins Oro Jr with a top rope splash.
Oro Jr gets worked over to start the round. Star Jr tries to make the save but gets teamed on as well. Astro gets teamed on and goes to leap up the ropes but botches a back flip and lands very awkwardly. He gets tossed to the outside. It appears doctors are coming over to check on him. Azteca then hits a double stomp off the top onto Star Jr’s… butt? Disturbio pins him for the win. Second Fall: Distrubio pins Star Jr after Azteca hit a double foot stomp to the butt.
Winners: Nitro, Distrubio, and Sangre Azteca
(Match Relampago) Fuego vs Universo 2000 Jr
They start this match going back and forth with Universo getting the early advantage hitting a corner strike and a drop kick. Fuego comes back hitting a sunset flip but Universo rolls out of it and drop kicks him. Fuego hits a lionsault on him but just for a two count. Fuego gets him to the outside then hits a dive through the middle rope. Fuego then goes back in the ring and hits a dive over the top rope. Back in the ring they exchange strikes rapid fire. Fuego goes for a hurricanrana but Universo reverses it into a power bomb and then goes for another but this time Fuego reverses it into a hurricanrana pinning combo and wins. Fuego wins with a hurricanrana pinning combo.
Titan, Triton, and Esfinge vs Polvora, Misterioso, and Kawato San
Esfinge and Misterioso start the match battling for position. Titan and Kawato come in next and work really fast going back and forth. Kawato’s blue hair looking like cotton candy. Polvora is in next with Triton now. Triton lands a hurricanrana on him but gets hit with a flapjack and drop kick after he recovers. Chaos breaks down after that and there’s a lot of back and forth action. Titan hits a dive through the middle rope on Polvora and in the ring Kawato hits a suplex on Esfinge for the pin and Misterioso hits a neck breaker on Triton for the fall. First Fall: Misterioso pins Triton with a neck breaker.
Misterioso and Titan fight on the ramp way to start this round. Polvora throws Triton into the crowd. Misterioso flapjacks Titan and Kawato drop kicks him. Misterioso works on Esfinge’s mask and I believe in an attempt to pull it half way off he ended up pulling it off so the round ends. Second Fall: Esfinge wins via mask removal.
Titan gets worked over to start this round. Misterioso hits a backdrop on him. Kawato goes for the pin but Triton breaks it up. Titan drop kicks Polvora to the outside then back flips to the outside and hits a hurricanrana. Kawato hurricanrana’s Esfinge but he handsprings. Kawato gets him to the outside and hits a dive over the top rope. Triton the gets Misterioso to the outside and he too hits a dive over the top rope. Titan rolls up Polvora and pins him for the win. Third Fall: Titan pins Polvora with a roll up.
Winners: Titan, Triton, and Esfinge
Kraneo, Volcano, and Stuka Jr vs Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto
Volcano starts with Ephesto first and Volcano does show some athleticism and hits an arm drag to the outside but he feigns a dive. He can’t always do that to trick the fans or his opponent cause he never dives. Mephisto gets in with Stuka and goes to work on him but Kraneo enters and he backs down. But the other two sons of hell come to team on him. Ephesto and Luciferno throw Volcano off the top rope onto Stuka and then they pin both. First Fall: Luciferno pins Stuka after he and Ephesto threw Volcano on him.
Volcano gets teamed on to start this round. They move their attack to Stuka afterwards. A whole of team ups going on in this round. Not much to say. Stuka finally dodges a double team attack and trips Luciferno and Ephesto. Volcano splashes both and then Kraneo splashes on both from the middle rope. Second Fall: Kraneo pins Luciferno and Ephesto with a middle rope splash.
There’s posturing to begin this round. Kraneo sits down on Ephesto after a failed sunset flip so Luciferno and Mephisto come in to help out. Kraneo ends up splashing both of them. They fight back and team up on Volcano. Volcano fights back himself and hits a double drop kick. He then catches Luciferno and hits a handspring splash on him. But like a dumb baby face doesn’t go for the pin. Stuka hits a back breaker on Mephisto then goes to the outside with Ephesto and hits back breakers on him and Luciferno. Then he hits an asai moonsault on Luciferno. Kraneo goes for a hip attack on Mephisto but he dodges. Mephisto then throws Volcano off the top rope and Ephesto hits a senton in the corner on Kraneo for the win. Third Fall: Ephesto pins Kraneo with a corner senton splash.
Winners: Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto
Villano IV, Ultimo Guerrero, and Hijo del Villano III vs Mistico, Atlantis, and El Valiente
The match starts with a brawl during Ultimo Guerrero’s entrance. Guerrero’s who seemingly worked technico yesterday is working rudo today. WWE must have infected this company. Atlantis gets teamed on after everyone else gets taken out. Ultimo launches Hijo Villano into Mistico for a drop kick. They do the Los Guerrero’s team up spot on Valiente. Atlantis gets slammed and Hijo Villano III hits a splash off the top for the pin. Ultimo Guerrero gets Valiente in his crucifix leg neck crank. Whatever they wanna call it. First Fall: Ultimo Guerrero submits Valiente with some kind of neck crank.
Valiente gets taken out to start this round which leads to Atlantis getting worked on. Mistico hits a hurricanrana on Ultimo Guerrero. Mistico goes for the head scissors into the Fujiwara arm bar but he messes up. Instead they redo the spot and Mistico pins him with a hurricanrana. So it didn’t look too hokey. Second Fall: Mistico pins Ultimo Guerrero with a hurricanrana.
Valiente starts out hot taking out Villano IV. He then hits a hurricanrana on Ultimo and poses. Mistico works with Hijo Villano and takes him out. Then he takes out Villano IV and hits a head scissors to the outside on Ultimo. Atlantis gets in with Villano IV. He gets taken out and Hijo Villano tries to save him from falling but he can’t. Atlantis monkey flips Ultimo to the outside. Mistico then hits a dive on Hijo Villano and Valiente hits one on Ultimo. In the ring Villano IV removes Atlantis’ mask but tries to pin him hoping the ref didn’t see. Well he did. They play Mistico’s music at the end for some reason. Third Fall: Atlantis wins via DQ mask removal.
Winners: Mistico, Atlantis, and El Valiente
Arena Mexico Friday
Robin and Astral vs El Coyote and Grako
Coyote and Astral start the match out with some grappling. Robin comes in next with Grako and they fight for position. Robin launches Grako up and Astral hits him with a crossbody. Grako fights back and launches Astral into Coyote and he hits a sloppy drop kick. He power bombs Astral then gets him in some odd leg lock for the submission. Robin gets hit with a double suplex and Grako submits him with a neck crank. First Fall: Grako submits Robin with a neck crank.
Robin and Grako start out and Grako works him over. Coyote decides to join him in working him over. They do some awkward double team moves on Astral. Astral and Robin make a come back countering them into roll up that they turn into submission locks. Robin gets Grako in an arm lock and then Astral submits Coyote with an arm bar. Second Fall: Astral submits Coyote with an arm bar.
After the fall Robin kind of collapses holding his head. I don’t really see where he hurt his head, maybe he just landed badly on a spot and worked through the ending sequence. A stinger as we call it in sports. Let’s hope not a walking concussion. He was still down when round 3 started. Let’s see if they go to the finish quick. Grako works over Astral for a bit. Astral counters some attacks. Robin is back in with Coyote and did some acrobatic spots so I guess he’s alright. He takes out Coyote and Grako and then poses. Crowd pops extra loud for it probably cause they’re happy he’s okay. Coyote gets back in the ring and hits a tiger suplex on Astral and pins him. He slams Robin and Grako hits an elbow drop on him for the win. Third Fall: Grako elbow drops Robin for the win.
Winners: Grako and El Coyote
Princesa Sugehit, Kaho Kobayashi, and La Jarochita vs Dalys, Tiffany, and La Metalica (Reyna Isis)
Kaho and Isis start the match off with some grappling and trading positions. Kaho hits a head scissors to the outside and in comes Dalys and Jarochita battling for position. Jarochita hits a hurricanrana but Dalys keeps going, tying her in the ropes and hitting a drop kick. As Dalys poses Jarochita drop kicks her to the outside. Sugehit comes in now with Tiffany. Sugehit hits a head scissors but fights back and kicks Sugehit in her private area then messes up her hair. Sugehit counters with a hair drag off the top. Dalys gets kicked out of the ring and Kaho hits a dive through the middle rope. Jarochita hits a hip attack in the corner on Tiffany for the pin. Sugehit gets Isis in an octopus hold for the fall. First Fall: Sugehit submits Isis with an octopus hold.
Isis and Kaho go back and forth trading offense. Kaho is pretty damn good to be honest. Sugehit gets in but she gets worked over pretty quick by Dalys and Tiffany. Tiffany hits a spine buster on Jarochita. Dalys yanks Kaho in the air by her hair and then throws her by the hair. Kaho sold it super well that the crowd popped. Dalys hits a bulldog on Sugehit and then she slams Isis on her for the pin. Second Fall: Isis pins Sugehit by being slammed on her by Dalys.
Jaorchita immediately gets taken out then they team up on Kaho. Dalys hits a drop kick to Sugehit while she’s tied in the ropes. Sugehit tries to fight back but the numbers are a lot. She ducks an attack and throws Isis out while Jarochita and Kaho hit drop kicks on the other two. Jarochita face plants Isis and then they all senton splash her. Kaho hits a missile drop kick on Tiffany but Tiffany kicked out. Tiffany then catches her in a face buster and pins her. Sugehit knocks Isis to the outside but then Isis trips her on the apron. Isis then dives off the top rope to the outside on Sugehit. In the ring Jarochita hits knees to Dalys’ back and Dalys kicked out. Dalys then hits a sit out power bomb for the win. Third Fall: Dalys pins Jarochita with a sit out power bomb.
Winners: Dalys, Tiffany, and Reyna Isis
Flyer, Rey Cometa, and El Audaz vs Hechicero, El Felino, and Vangellys
Audaz and Felino start the match very quickly and working fast. They rapid fire trade offense back and forth before they posture and jaw jack. Vangellys is in next with Flyer and they trade transitions looking for an advantage. Hechicero and Cometa are in next and they work fast until Hechicero catches him in a swinging back breaker. Vangellys then hits Audaz with a swinging slam for the pin. First Fall: Vangellys pins El Audaz with a swinging slam.
Hechicero and Flyer fight a bit on the outside. Vangellys works on Audaz in the ring. They all take turn doing suplex variations on poor Audaz. Almost like they’re one upping each other. Vangellys hits Cometa with a face buster. It looked like a power bomb but somebody over rotated or something and Cometa ended up face planting. Audaz re-enters and gets worked on. Hechicero hits a jumping knee in the corner on him. Flyer then runs away and Cometa catches Hechicero with a hurricanrana off the apron. Flyer launches Audaz into Felino and Vangellys. Audaz hits a dive through the middle rope on Felino and Flyer hits a dive over the top rope on Vangellys. Cometa hits a tornado dive on Hechicero in the ring, then a sunset flip. He goes to the top and hits a 450 for the fall. Second Fall: Cometa pins Hechicero with a 450 splash.
Flyer starts out hot this round. He gets everyone of his opponents to the outside of the ring then poses. Audaz flips in the ring next with Felino. There’s a bunch of posturing with Felino and his midget friend. Audaz enters the ring from the ramp and hits an arm drag but Hechicero and Vangellys try to double him. Audaz is able to fight back hitting a head scissors on Hechicero. He takes out Vangellys to the outside then feigns a dive and hits a pose. Hechicero sizes up with Cometa and hits a very athletic leaping kick. cometa gets Vangellys to the outside then hits a crazy run up tornado dive to the outside on him. Felino catches Audaz on the top and hits a power bomb on him for the pin. Hechicero catches Flyer coming in and gets him in a weird leg lock but the ref pins because his shoulders are on the mat. Third Fall: Hechicero pins Flyer with a pinning combination.
Winners: Hechicero, El Felino, and Vangellys
(Match Relampago) Titan vs Templario
Let’s see if they have Titan capitalize on his momentum. They start the match out feeling each other out and carefully grappling. They ramp up the pace and go back and forth. Titan head scissors Templario to the outside and then goes for a hurricanrana to the outside but Templario catches him and lands a power bomb. Templario hits Titan with a drop kick coming into the ring. Mije is with Templario and the ref allows him to hit a splash on Titan. Midgets don’t count towards interference. Templario then hits a german suplex on him. Titan counters an attack and hits a leaping kick. Titan hurricanrana’s Templario to the outside and then hits an asai moonsault. Titan goes for a cross body and Templario catches him and hits a swinging face buster for a two count. Templario goes to the top and Titan kicks him and leaps up. Templario tries to power bomb him but Titan reverses it into a hurricanrana for a very close two count. Titan runs at him but Templario catches him for a back cracker for another close two count. Titan then gets Templario in a full nelson position with his leg and turns it into a pinning combination. Titan pins Templario with a pinning combination.
Caristico, Diamante Azul, and El Valiente vs Gilbert El Bourica, Ciber the Main Man, and The Chris
If I remember correctly Gilbert is apart of Klan Kaos. For the sake of annoyance I’m going to refer to Ciber the main man as Cibernetico. Just as I refer to Pentagon and Fenix by their known names. The Chris I’ll leave because it’s about the same as writing El Zorro. And if Scharly Rock Star comes back I’ll call him Charlie Manson. You get it right? Cibernetico works over Valiente on the outside. Gilbert works on Diamante in the ring and Chris beats on Caristico on the outside. The brawling style is what you’re gonna get from these guys at this point in their career. Cibernetico choke slams Caristico and pins him. First Fall: Cibernetico pins Caristico with a choke slam.
Azul gets worked on to start this round. Chris tries to launch Azul in the air but Azul just face plants. Valiente makes a come back and kicks out Gilbert’s legs. Azul comes in from the ramp hitting a clothesline on Chris and Ciber. Then he hits a dive through the middle rope on Gilbert. Valiente gets Ciber in a leg lock and Caristico submits Chris with a Fujiwara arm bar. Second Fall: Caristico submits Chris with a Fujiwara arm bar.
Valiente and Cibernetico square off to start this round. Valiente then hit a hurricanrana on the Chris. There’s some posturing afterwards. Caristico works with Chris and hits a hurricanrana to the outside on him, then poses. Chris literally has his El Zorro shirt on. Azul works on Cibernetico but Chris comes in to double team but Azul fights them off. Azul finally removes his shirt and takes on Gilbert. Chris is walking on the outside of the ring and Valiente comes and hits a dive through the middle rope. Caristico then hits one on Cibernetico. Gilbert hits a power slam on Azul but just for a two count. Gilbert yanks Azul’s mask off, Azul tries to fight back and Gilbert spears him. No matter it’s a DQ. Third Fall: Diamante Azul wins via mask removal DQ.
Azul challenges Gilbert to a mask vs hair match. I’m not sure if Gilbert accepted but that would be some hoss battle.
Winners: Caristico, Diamante Azul, and El Valiente
Volador Jr, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja vs Rush, El Terrible, and Bestia del Ring
Los Ingobernables attacks Niebla Roja during his entrance. Terrible beats on Roja on the outside and Bestia works on Angel in the crowd. Just a straight mugging. Comandante is there too to make the odds uneven. Volador’s top makes him look like a red bull can. They hit a triple drop kick on Volador. Los Ingobernables continues to work over everybody. They press slam Roja to the outside on Volador and Angel. The ref is pissed at nobody listening to him so he DQs Los Ingobernables for not listening. First Fall: Niebla Roja wins by DQ after being tossed to the outside. They aren’t listening to the ref.
Besita beats on Roja in the crowd area where Rush gets on top of the announce table and poses. Terrible spins Volador in the ring and Rush hits a drop kick on him. Rush runs at Roja in the corner and fakes his finish and kicks him then poses. Finally Rush hits the drop kick to the corner on Angel de Oro. They then stomp out Volador. Then there’s some more posing. Volador dodges a double team attack causing Rush to kick Terrible and Bestia. Volador hits a dive over the top rope. In the ring Terrible pushes Roja into the ref and then kicks him in the groin. Angel gets him in a victory roll into a submission but then Bestia kicks him in the back of the head and the ref has had it with interference so he DQ’d Bestia. Second Fall: Angel de Oro wins by DQ when the ref got pisses at Bestia.
They beat on Angel and Niebla after the match. The usual rudos heat. Rush cuts a promo on there. What hurts is us smart people know Rush will be at ROH for a ppv while Bestia and Terrible take on Roja and Angel. So at least we know there won’t be interference from him. Rush calls them Barbies.
Winners: Volador Jr, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja
Mitchell’s WWE NXT Results & Report! (11/29/22)
Who makes the cut?
Shawn Michaels announces the Iron Survivor Challengers!
Deadline approaches, and NXT prepares to innovate pro-wrestling once again! Who will be the five men and five women entering the inaugural Iron Survivor Challenge?
- Roxanne Perez VS Indi Hartwell; Perez wins.
- DIJAK VS Dante Chen; Dijak wins.
- Duke Hudson w/ Chase U VS Grayson Waller; Waller wins.
- Fallon Henley VS Kiana James; James wins.
- Six Woman Tag: Toxic Attraction VS Kayden Carter, Katana Chance & Nikkita Lyons; No Contest.
- Axiom VS Javier Bernal; Axiom wins.
- JD McDonagh VS Julius Creed w/ Brutus Creed; Julius wins, by disqualification.
- Malik Blade VS Von Wagner w/ Robert Stone; Von wins.
- Six Woman Tag: Toxic Attraction VS Kayden Carter, Katana Chance & Nikkita Lyons, Take Two; Toxic Attraction wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Roxanne Perez VS Indi Hartwell!
The Prodigy and the Impressive One have disagreed on how to handle business outside the ring and in the back, but now we’re going to see who gets it done in the ring! Will Roxie continue to be the Breakout Star of NXT? Or will #IndiWrestling impress HBK and become an Iron Survivor?
The bell rings and Roxie offers a handshake but Indi slaps it away. Roxie gets around to waistlock but Indi headlocks back. Indi wrenches, fans rally for “BOTH THESE GIRLS!” as Roxie handsprings and wrenches back. Roxie wristlocks but Indi wrenches back. Indi whips, Roxie ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and again, for a RANA! Fans fire up as Roxie hurries up top. But Indi trips Roxie up! Indi fireman’s carries Roxie for an AIRPLANE SPIN! Fans fire up, Indi goes about ten rotations before a SNAKE EYES! Indi wobbles from being dizzy, but she finds Roxie. Roxie rolls her up, TWO!
Indi RAMS Roxie into a corner, brings her around and whips her back in. Indi runs in but Roxie dodges then hops on with a SLEEPER! Roxie thrashes but Indi endures to pry free and THROW Roxie down! But Roxie avoids the elbow drop! Roxie runs and wheelbarrows to arm-drag and cover! TWO! SHOTGUN knocks Indi down! Cover, TWO! Roxie clamps onto Indi with a chinlock and fans rally up. Indi endures as Roxie squeezes tight. Indi fights up, fans rally, and Indi reaches out to the ropes, and she HOTSHOTS Roxie! Roxie sputters but she BOOTS Indi away! Roxie goes up but Indi SHOVES her down! Roxie takes a tumble and fans fire up!
Indi wants a ring count and the ref starts it. Roxie stirs at 3 of 10 but clutches her arm. Roxie crawls over at 6, gets in at 7, but Indi grins and stomps Roxie down. Indi drags Roxie up, scoops and SLAMS her, then scoops and SLAMS her again! Then she drops the elbow! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Indi bumps Roxie off buckles. Indi brings Roxie around to bump off more buckles, then she puts her in the ropes to UPPERCUT and BOOT Roxie down! Fans rally and duel as Indi pushes Roxie to a cover, TWO! Indi is annoyed but she stalks Roxie to the other side. Roxie flounders up and Indi is on her with another scoop SLAM!
Indi looms over Roxie and pushes Roxie to a cover, TWO! Roxie sits up, throws body shots, but Indi CLUBS Roxie. Indi scoops again but Roxie slips off! Roxie waistlocks, Indi bucks but Roxie holds on! Roxie finishes the O’Conner but Indi sits on it! TWO!! Indi hurries but Roxie JAWBREAKERS back! Indi LARIATS Roxie down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Roxie hangs tough. Indi short arm LARIATS Roxie down, drags her up and short arm LARIATS again! Indi drags Roxie back up, scoops her, and hits a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Indi clamps onto Roxie with a chinlock but fans rally up as Roxie endures.
Roxie fights up to her feet, but Indi brings her down to SMACK her off the mat! Roxie staggers up into a kick, KNEE SMASH and JAB! Roxie goes down, Indi covers her, TWO! Indi pushes Roxie around, talks trash, but fans rally up. Roxie pie faces back! Then ROCKS Indi, and again and again and wrenches, to a RUSSIAN LE- NO, Indi scoops! But Roxie arm-drags free! Roxie runs to UPPERCUT Indi down! Fans rally up and Roxie fires herself up. Roxie dodges Indi’s boot, and then another, to UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! But Indi kicks low to whip! Roxie goes up and headscissors for DEADLY NIGHTSHADE!
Roxie rallies with big forearms! And a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Fans fire up with Roxie as she runs in at the corner, UPPERCUT! Roxie rolls, comes back but Indi catches her! BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO!! Roxie is still in this and fans rally up behind her. Indi storms up but Roxie UPPERCUTS again! Roxie dumps Indi out, then builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans fire up as Roxie puts Indi in the ring and climbs the corner. Roxie CROSSBODIES, but Indi rolls through! But then Roxie cradles! TWO!! Indi escapes, and she BOOTS Roxie down! Indi waits for Roxie to stand, runs in, but Roxie KCIKS her first!!
Roxie SOBATS, tries to hop on but Indi’s so much taller. Roxie CLUBS Indi down, then hops on for POP ROX!! Cover, Roxie wins!!
Winner: Roxanne Perez, by pinfall
Roxie got it down, and proved you don’t have to bend the rules to get ahead! But is she going to make the cut? We see the WWE Hall of Famers gather backstage, will they choose the Prodigy to be an Iron Survivor Challenger?
Andre Chase reviews student papers.
Miguel should know better! There’s two B’s in Gobbledy and two O’s in Gooker! Dumbass… Google it! Thea Hail & Duke Hudson find him. Duke apologizes for the boot to the face last week. He booted the only man he’s ever looked up to in the face, with boots so big they could put out forest fires. And with pinpoint accuracy, as he could’ve hit Chase anywhere and got him in the chin. Yeah, Chase was there. But see, Kit Wilson moved, Duke couldn’t stop his momentum, and then he let the team, the school and Mr. Chase down! Chase deserves to be champion. But Duke has a list of signatures. It’s a petition for Chase to get into the Iron Survivor Challenge!
Duke wants to take this to Mr. Michaels, because Chase deserves to be in the match! Chase says he appreciates that, but then Grayson Waller walks in and laughs> Chase sure ain’t street smart, is he? What? Well c’mon, Duke’s been playing Chase since day one! Duke is always about Duke. Duke is fired up and says he’s had enough of this. Waller says he’d have had it by now, too, if he had to spend a whole week getting signatures for someone who’d never be in a title match, let alone be champion. Thea explodes with anger! Duke holds her back, and Chase says HE will whoop Waller’s ass! No, Duke says HE will whoop Waller’s ass. Is the 21st Century Success Story about to have a Teachable Moment?
DIJAK VS ???
The man once known as T-Bar is back in NXT, and is simply known as “Dijak.” Will he dish out more #HardJustice to those he deems guilty? Or will Dante Chen prove that Dijak is no hero?
The bell rings and Dijak circles with Dante. They tie up, and Dijak chinbars Dante around to CLUB him down! Dijak then sits Dante up and choke grips! Dante tries to break free, he throws forearms, and he fires off more, but Dijak shoves him out of the ring! Dijak goes out after Dante, but Dante RAMS him into the apron! The ring count starts, fans rally for Dante, but Dijak catches him as he slides into the ring! Dante kicks at Dijak, then runs and builds speed, but runs into a choke grip! SIT-OUT CHOKE SLAM!! Not quite South of Heaven, but Dijak rains down hammer fists of justice! Dijak then hammerlocks, CLUBS Dante, and stands over him.
Dante crawls to a corner but Dijak stomps him down. Dijak drags Dante up but Dante throws body shots. Dijak knees low, whips Dante to a corner and ELBOWS him! And ELBOWS! And CLUBS! Dijak reels Dante in, TIME TO FLY! Dante writhes from that suplex toss, but then Dijak stomps him more. Dante manages to stand up and throw hands but Dijak CLUBS away with more forearms int he corner! Dijak hammerlocks and CLUBS Dante again, but Dante throws back elbows! Only for Dijakc to back suplex! Dante lands on his feet! Dante throws body shots, dodges a lariat and DOUBLE CHOPS! Dante runs, and BOOTS Dijak down!
Fans fire up with Dante, but then Dijak rises and BOOTS Dante back down!! Dijak drags Dante around and hammerlocks him again. “JUSTICE IS SERVED!” HAMMERLOCK SLEEPER!! Dante is a ragdoll, but Dijak hoists him up, FEAST YOUR EYES!! Cover, Dijak wins!
Winner: DIJAK, by pinfall
Dijak gets the mic to say, “That is an example of hard justice! Unrelenting annihilation! I want you to look into my eyes. The only thing that you’ll see is the infliction of suffering. This place, NXT, this is a place of refuge. But not for me, no. I didn’t come here to reinvent myself, to discover myself, no. I came here to eviscerate a soft society and any man who stands in my way. Wes Lee, Dante Chen, Apollo Crews, Bron Breakker, it makes zero difference to me! Every last one of you is nameless, faceless men that will be brought to justice! MY justice.” Hard justice or just sheer brutality, it all seems to be the same in Dijak’s mind. Who will be next to face his law of the jungle?
JD McDonagh walks into the Diamond Mine Dojo.
He told Ivy Nile that she’s been right about her boys biting off more than they can chew. They all know Julius & Brutus are no match for Veer & Sanga. Those two are medical anomalies. Oh, speak of the devil, in walk the Creed Brothers. They ask why JD is here and Ivy says she has no clue. JD is hurt! He and Ivy were just having a talk about how silly it is to take on Indus Sher. Oh, is that so? Well, they don’t care. They know how Ivy feels, she knows how they feel, and they’re not backing down. Indus Sher is ready, but the Creeds’ wrestling skill is unmatched. Julius & Brutus will win this fight fair & square.
JD tells Brutus, “there is no such thing as a fair fight with these guys, and your wrestling isn’t gonna help you, either. These guys, it’s a matter of bone density. You guys are fighters, right?” JD uses the punching dummy as an example. We all know it takes 500 kilos of pressure to crack a human skull, right? Well with Veer & Sanga, it probably takes two or three times that minimum. Brutus says JD isn’t listening. The Creeds have proven doubters wrong their entire lives. Well, that’s cute but JD isn’t a skeptic, he’s an expert. JD is just telling them they can’t do this. It’s impossible. “Impossible” isn’t in the Diamond Mine dictionary. This is all they have, but it’s all they need! So get out!
JD says okay, fine, no problem. Good talk, Ivy. JD leaves, but does he have a point about the impossible odds Julius & Brutus are facing?
HBK and the Hall of Famers begin the discussions.
Shawn Michaels thanks and welcomes Alundra Blayze, Molly Holly, Road Dogg Jesse James & X-Pac for being here. The Iron Survivor Challenge is making its debut, and with Deadline being the final NXT premium event of the year, HBK wants to find the five superstars in both the men’s and women’s divisions that have had the best 2022. And not just from a wins or losses perspective. Road Dogg is grateful to hear that, because he was just wondering why he and X-Pac were here. Speak for yourself, Dogg! But X-Pac does admit, for being the former 1-2-3 Kid, he’s not a numbers guy. He’s had his eye on a few, though.
And that’s what HBK wants! Everyone in NXT brings something different to the table, and that’s why they’re all here. Molly keeps forgetting so many superstars have only had a few years in the business. Alundra remembers being here over the Summer, and seeing where the talent is now, that’s crazy awesome. Again why HBK asked them all here. He wants them all to share their opinions on who should get in. And HBK opens it up to the Men’s Iron Survivor Challenge first. Road Dogg jumps in with the top of his list. The quality of the year, not the wins or losses. CARMELO HAYES! X-Pac had him, too!
Melo is a bit cocky for Molly, but she can’t argue with his resume. Alundra says Melo dresses like a star, acts like a star, and passes the “airport test.” X-Pac says Melo is a Heat Magnet for sure. Alundra teases that X-Pac would know what that’s like. HBK does, too. HBK has talked with Melo, but he can’t not have him in the match. Alundra nominates Tony D’Angelo, and X-Pac is all for The Don of NXT. Dogg says that’s a spicy-a meatball-a! Settle down now. But that big moment beating Ciampa and his rivalry with Santos, but also his health… He might be a couple weeks out. Timing is everything, so maybe it isn’t Tony’s time.
HBK knows Tony would jump on the chance, but this is a case of protecting the talent from themselves. Okay, then X-Pac brings up JD McDonagh. That guy can go. He may not be 6’5″ but you don’t need to be, as these Hall of Famers can attest. JD is on another level. Dogg gets creeped out but JD can go. Molly says that from Halloween Havoc and on, to borrow a phrase from Sheamus, it has been banger after banger for JD. And the Irish Ace really has proven himself. HBK knows JD is in the zone. yes, he’s creepy, but he’s a surgeon in the ring. He has a body part and goes after it. That’s old school and Alundra likes it.
Another guy that has the creepy is Gacy. Molly knows The Schism is gaining momentum, so that would be an interesting element. Dogg listening to Gacy makes him question his own philosophies. Gacy is a leader, especially with Ava Raine in the fold and a big win on Cameron Grimes. Alundra says Gacy knowing who he is, he has to go for the kill, and that’s what we need in this match. Dogg says another guy who is in that position is Von Wagner. Fans may not like him, but he is a force to be reckoned with. X-Pac doesn’t want too many big guys in this. Why not? Is he jealous of the height? So then, is Axiom one Pac’s guys? Yes! Dogg’s too! High-five!
But Axiom isn’t cleared. Did you see how that leg was bent? HBK says going back to Von, what fans have seen has made an impact. Molly says Von has developed, going from main event of the first 2.0 episode and then that match with Bron. But Von hasn’t won the big one, so give him a shot. HBK gets it, the scoreboard hasn’t caught up with the development. Dogg asks about Waller. Yeah, no, he gets the award for the worst. But that makes him perfect! He’ll get heat. And if you’re not a fan of yourself, no one else will be. Is he popular? No. Is he able to win this? Yes! HBK has them all write down their top five and that will be a pool vote. Who will be the top five for the men of NXT?
Duke Hudson w/ Chase U VS Grayson Waller!
Speaking of the not popular Grayson Waller, he might have stepped in it all over again upsetting Chase U’s new star student. Will Duke prove he truly bleeds red ‘n’ black in the white ‘n’ gold? Or will he suffer the Grayson Waller Effect?
NXT returns and Chase U make their entrance. The bell rings and Duke circles with Waller. Fans rally and duel, but Waller dodges to mock the U and then say “SUCK IT!” Duke rushes in, misses, and Waller headlocks. Waller mocks Duke, but Duke powers out to run Waller over! Fans fire up, Duke headlocks and he does lunge steps to mock Waller! Waller pulls hair to get the headlock back, but fans rally for “Chase U! Chase U!” Duke powers out but Waller pulls hair to pull Duke back in! Waller dares Duke to do something shady, but Duke throws body shots instead. Duke powers out, scoops, but Waller slips out to pull hair!
Fans boo but Duke pulls hair back! Duke says Waller wanted it! Chase says no, no cheating! Duke stops, apologizes to Chase, but then Waller JABS Duke to a corner! Waller throws body shots, taunts Chase, then whips Duke corner to corner. Duke comes back to CLOBBER Waller! Fans fire up as Duke scoops Waller, for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Waller rolls away to the apron, Duke storms over, but Waller shoulders into Duke! Waller slingshots but Duke stays up to sit on Waller! But Chase tells him no, so Duke doesn’t hold ropes for the cover. TWO! Waller gets away, Duke apologizes to Chase again, but Waller CLOBBERS Duke from behind!
Waller JABS Duke into the corner, throws elbows, but Duke shoves him away. Fans chant “Let’s Go, Chase U! Waller Sucks!” Waller whips Duke corner to corner hard and Duke bounces off buckles. Waller stands Duke up and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Waller lets off and he wears Duke’s headband as his own! Waller mocks Chase U while fans boo. Waller drops knees, throws the headband off, then drags Duke up to a cravat. Fans rally as Duke endures, Duke throws body shots. Waller throws KNEE after KNEE and down goes Duke! Waller goes up the corner, walks the rope and mocks Chase U again, but Duke avoids the elbow drop!
Fans rally, Waller CLUBS Duke but Duke fires up! And again! And again! Duke is Hulking out! “U!!” Duke ROCKS Waller, and again, and again! Waller staggers about, into a scoop SLAM! Duke runs in at the corner to clothesline! And OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans fire up as Duke JABS, JABS, JABS and flips, flops, flies… “U!!” BIONIC ELBOW! Waller falls out of the ring and Chase keeps Thea back. Duke storms out after Waller, runs in, but Waller moves! The boot almost hits Thea, but Duke stops himself! Everyone calms down, Waller rushes in but Duke ROCKS him with a right! Duke says he can stop at any time now!
Duke gets in, but Waller SLINGSHOT STUNNERS!! Cover, Waller wins!!
Winner: Grayson Waller, by pinfall
Fans boo but the 21st Century Success Story may have just proven he deserves to be an Iron Survivor. “I told you! You know I’m right.” Chase looks at Duke, but is Waller right about Duke’s true colors?
Backstage interview with Javier Bernal.
McKenzie says that most days, she loves her job. But right now… She’s here with Javier Bernal. Hey, McKenzie. It’s the holidays. Let’s put the past behind us. That’s fair. Javi says good, because he loves Christmas. So here’s what the NXT wants and needs. Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and now… BIG BODY TUESDAY~! That’s right! He has big body merch! Wow, really? Yes! Now, no one was going to bat for Big Body Javi to get TV time, but he stepped up to the plate and shows you can to! Introduction the Big Body Baseball Bat! Adam Judge slid into Javi’s DMs and asked him to endorse- Wait, does Javi mean Aaron Judge? Uh… Adam’s his middle name.
Anyway, here’s his next item. Big Body Javi is quite the sex symbol, he’s been told. By who? People… So when you can’t sleep with Big Body, sleep on Big Body with this Big Body Javi Body Pillow! So soft and handsome. Um, Big Body Pillows are trademarked. Uh, no, he knows everything about pillows. He’s been sleeping for five years. What? What? And finally… Men wanna be Javi, and women wanna be with Javi. Um, no… But here, smell like Javi with the BBC: Big Body Cologne. Spritz spritz. It smells like rotten eggs! McKenzie leaves before she barfs, but Javi says his BBC doesn’t smell that bad!
But in steps Axiom! Whoa, hey! What’s he doing here? Wondering what that smell is, for one. That’s the BBC, by Javi. Axiom is also here because he heard Javi’s been wanting to fight him. Javi says “Fight” is a strong, negative word. But even so, that doesn’t matter. Axiom isn’t cleared to compete, right? He is now. He just came from Medical. McKenzie says that’s great! Javi gets what he wants. Yeah, let’s make the match! Big Body Javi may have just stopped into something that smells worse than his cologne. Will the Undeniable Truth prove Javi’s not up to snuff?
Fallon Henley VS Kiana James!
Business is business, but this is personal as the Calculator has been insulting the Henley family every chance she can! And with Brooks Jensen tongue tied and googly eyed over Kiana, Josh Briggs brings him back to the back. Will the Cowgirl handle business all on her own? Or will Kiana make Fallon regret not taking that fat stack of cash she offered by taking the winner’s purse tonight?
The two stalk trash, Kiana pie faces, then the bel rings. The shoving starts, Fallon runs Kiana over, then tells her to get the hell up! Kiana stands, they tie up, and are in a deadlock. Fallon powers Kiana to the ropes, but Kiana turns it around. Fallon turns it back, the ref counts, they end up in a corner. The ref counts, Kiana pie faces, but Fallon pushes her back. The two tie up again as NXT goes picture in picture.
Kiana powers Fallon back but Fallon gets free to arm-drag Kiana down! Fallon grinds Kiana’s arm into the mat, but Kiana fights up. Fallon wrangles Kiana back down then grinds the arm again. Kiana fights up, puts Fallon in a corner, then bumps her off buckles. Fallon staggers, Kiana brings her around to bump off more buckles, then she brings Fallon to another corner. But Fallon bumps Kiana off buckles! And again! Fallon CHOPS Kiana, then snapmares her down to ghost pin! TWO! Kiana escapes but Fallon wrenches her arm to YANK it. And YANK it again! And then twist the wrist into a top wristlock!
Fallon brings Kiana down, wraps up the arm, but Kiana fights up again. Fallon knees low, snap suplexes, and Kiana flops out of the ring. Fans rally as Fallon storms over, but Kiana trips her up! Kiana drags Fallon out to CHOP! But Fallon turns things around to CHOP back! And CHOP again! Kiana is stinging but Fallon puts her in the ring. Fallon storms up but Kiana drop toeholds her down! Kiana clamps onto an arm now and grinds Fallon into the mat. Fallon endures, NXT returns to single picture, and Fallon fights to her feet. Kiana KNEES Fallon low, whips, but Fallon reverses to back elbow! Fallon runs, gets around and sits Kiana down for a CALF KICK!
Fans fire up and Fallon storms up on Kiana. Fallon whips but Kiana holds the ropes! Fallon DECKS Kiana, but Kiana goes to the apron. Kiana grabs Fallon’s arm to HOTSHOT it! Kiana drags Fallon up, CLUBS away on the arm, then brings Fallon over to SLAM the arm on the ropes! Fallon clutches the elbow but Kiana wrenches, hammerlocks, and RAMS Fallon into buckles! Kiana RAMS into Fallon, handsprings back and RAMS into her again! Kiana wraps the arm around ropes and pulls! The ref counts, Kiana KICKS the arm as she lets off. Kiana brings Fallon around, scoops and SLAMS her, then dusts herself off.
Kiana kicks Fallon, SLAMS the bad arm, then mocks her pain. Kiana SLAMS the bad arm again and Fallon screams in pain as she clutches the elbow. Fans rally for Fallon as Kiana kicks her around. Kiana drags Fallon up for an ARM CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Kiana is annoyed but she drags Fallon up by her hair. The ref reprimands but Kiana hooks Fallon’s arms up. Fallon endures the top wristlock, fans rally up, and Fallon fights up. Fallon throws body shots, ROCKS Kiana, but Kiana ROCKS Fallon! Fallon ROCKS Kiana, Kiana ROCKS Fallon! Fallon ROCKS Kiana, throws more hands, then runs, but DOUBLE FACEBUSTERS bring both women down!
Fans fire up behind Fallon while the ref checks her and Kiana. Fallon and Kiana stir, Kiana sits up first but Fallon goes to a corner. Kiana runs in but into an elbow! Fallon SOBATS, front kicks, but Kiana ducks the heel kick! Fallon ROCKS, ROCKS and LARIATS Kiana down! Fans fire up and Fallon runs into the corner for a back elbow! Fallon keeps moving but Kiana KICKS the bad arm! Fallon screams in pain again but Kiana drags her up. Scoop, but Fallon slips out to wrench and half nelson, BACKBREAKER, ripcord LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Kiana is still in this but Fallon keeps on her. Fireman’s carry, but Kiana fights off.
Kiana wrenches the bad arm but Fallon DECKS her with the other! Fallon runs, baseball slides and ROCKS Kiana again! Kiana checks her jaw, Fallon gets in and BOOTS her down! Kiana bails out, Fallon gives chase, but then Kiana grabs her bag. Kiana gets back in the ring, Fallon storms up on her. Kiana throws the bag, Fallon swats it, but Kiana kicks the legs out! And she POSTS Fallon, to drag her back out and 401K!! Cover, Kiana wins!
Winner: Kiana James, by pinfall
A calculated move wins it for Kiana in the end! For Kiana, nothing is personal, it’s just business. But will business be booming if Kiana gets into the Iron Survivor Challenge?
Malik Blade holds up the torn sweater vest.
Odyssey Jones and Edris Enofe are there with him. Jones knows that sweater vest meant something special to Malik, but he cannot let Von Wagner get in his head. Malik is a better man than Von will ever be! Edris agrees, but Malik says this wasn’t even his. It was… his dad’s… This was the last thing Malik had of his. And he gets what they’re saying, but he has so much anger inside. Edris says to use that. Use that anger on Von! That pent up rage! And go whoop Von! They have an hour before that match, so Malik needs to get into the Freak mode! Malik is in that mode! Von better be good at taking an ass whooping, because one’s coming for him tonight!
But he also wants to handle this himself. Malik says Von made this personal, so Malik has to handle this on his terms. Malik’s friends understand. Will “Malik Da Freak” go wild on Vicious Von?
HBK and the Hall of Famers continue the discussions.
Now we move on to the Women’s Division. Same concept as the men’s, so they need a top five. Alundra starts and says this may seem bias, but she’s pulling for Roxanne. They had a moment at Great American Bash, and talk about development. That rivalry with Cora Jade made Roxie into a real threat. X-Pac can’t believe Roxie is only 21. We can’t even talk about what X-Pac was doing at 21. Dogg says they can’t even mention what he was doing at 31, or even last night. Molly says she was 21, she was just starting! She can’t imagine being in this spot at that age. There is so much potential here.
HBK says that’s the thing about the NXT Women’s Division. They’re all hungry, but they’re also frustrated when it doesn’t happen fast enough. Everyone is so impressive just to start at the ground floor. Well here’s the top floor: Zoey Stark. Dogg says she’s such an impressive athlete, it befuddled her that she wasn’t here sooner. And the Iron Survivor Challenge is tailor made for her. Alundra wishes in her prime that she could’ve faced her. But Stark probably would’ve won. X-Pac is surprised “Hunter” hasn’t called and asked to bring Stark over to Raw or SmackDown. Stark is primetime ready. HBK says it is only a matter of time.
But in the end, the job of NXT is to prepare the talent for RawDown. Molly says the internet says Indi is ready for that call-up. Oh, well, if the internet says, it has to be true. But Dogg gets serious and says there is just something missing in Indi. Maybe she doesn’t believe in herself. The fans do, but the superstar has to believe first. X-Pac says fake it until you make it, but there’s no hiding in this match. And someone who doesn’t hide is Cora Jade. Cora’s gotten better faster than just about anyone else in the Women’s Division. Molly says Cora really stepped into her own. When Cora said she is only about Cora, Molly believed her.
Dogg says Cora is also young, but who didn’t think about only themselves at that age? At the same time, Cora is dangerous. Alundra says Cora doesn’t have a problem being that, either. Who throws a title belt in the trash? Well, besides Alundra. That said, what Cora is trying to say is, “This is who I am, take it or leave it.” Dogg leaves it to take Fallon Henley. Fallon and the boys make a good package. She is a dark horse in this. Pretty, tough, and someone you can have a beer with. X-Pac feels a toss up between her and Kiana James, but we just saw Kiana beat Fallon, so he’s giving the edge to Kiana.
Dogg says what Kiana does outside of the ring clearly helps her in the ring. When she walks into a room, she owns the room. She has “It.” HBK asks for any other names we haven’t talked about yet, and Molly brings in Alba Fyre. Alba is perhaps THE best on the roster, and if not for Isla Dawn, Alba would be the champion instead of a contender. Everything is great about her character and her style of throwing caution to the wind. Dogg had Fyre on his list, but scratched it off because she wants after Isla Dawn. Then after that, Fyre can refocus on the title. X-Pac says Dogg is scared Dawn will curse him. Damn right he is! She’s scary!
HBK thanks the panel for their input, but again, time to put down the top five on paper and we’ll figure this out. Time to make some big decisions!
Cora Jade shares a TikTok video.
She mocks “poor Wendy.” It’s just like high school, getting bullied~! She feels so bad. NOT. But will the punk rock mean girl find out what happens when bullies push it too far?
Six Woman Tag: Toxic Attraction VS Kayden Carter, Katana Chance & Nikkita Lyons!
Mandy Rose is still NXT Women’s Champion, but Gigi Dolin & Jacy Jayne want the tag titles back! Will Toxic Attraction prove they are the top of the NXT Women’s Division period? Or will KC Squared plus the Lioness equal a force too strong for Toxic Attraction to handle?
Wait, ZOEY STARK attacks Lyons during her entrance! She stomps away on Lyons’ leg, but then refs and KC Squared rush over! Stark lets off, having done damage. Fans sing, “Oh~ Zoey is Angry!” Did Zoey’s grudge just ruin Lyons’ chance at getting after the Toxic Goddess? Mandy and her girls mock Lyons, “What a loser!” Will the match be off? Or will KC Squared find a new third before the night is out?
Aoife Valkyrie speaks!
“As a child, I would always watch the sky, watching the birds as they left Ireland for a new place. For a new life. Now I have left my homeland, channeling the spirit of the Morrígan. And as my old feathers fall to the ground, new feathers emerge, stronger. Who you once knew has shapeshifted to a new form, and is ready for a new battleground. Prepare yourself for Lyra Valkyria!” The Black Bird of NXT UK has finally landed in the US, who will she target first?
Backstage interview with Elektra Lopez.
McKenzie asks La Madrina how she feels about Indi’s loss, given their history. Lopez is feeling good, but why is Indi her return? “Biggest impact, lowest amount of risk. Indi has this connection with the NXT Universe which I don’t understand, but it seems like a trend to be an Indi Hartwell fan. But I’m La Madrina, I don’t follow trends, I set them. Whatever it is, Indi is the heart of this division, so if I take out the heart, then it’s mine for the taking.” Lopez didn’t come back to NXT to make new friends, no. She came back to build an empire all her own. If Indi wants to bet on herself, go ahead. But do not bet against La Madrina, or you’ll go broke.
Axiom VS Javier Bernal!
The number one name on the Big Body Files is back! The leg is 100%, so will Axiom be right back on track? Or will Big Body Javi show some big brains and go after that very leg the Irish Ace injured?
The bell rings and Axiom circles with Javi. They tie up, Axiom waistlocks, spins and snapmares Javi to then chinlock. Javi moves around, fight sup, powers out, but Axiom goes up and arm-drags Javi, to then DROPKICK! Javi bails out but Axiom hobbles a bit. Maybe the leg isn’t truly 100%, and Javi rushes in to go right for it as NXT goes picture in picture.
Axiom boots Javi away, then sprawls to turn Javi’s takedown into a facelock! Axiom shifts to half nelson and cover, TWO! The two stare down as fans applaud. The two circle again, tie up, and Axiom headlocks for a takeover. Javi rolls Axiom to a cover, ONE, and Axiom rolls from headlock to wristlock. Javi endures as Axiom twists the wrist and grinds the arm. Javi fights up, wrenches and arm-drags but Axiom holds on to wrench the arm and twist the wrist! Javi fights up, wrenches and wristlocks again, but Axiom rolls, handsprings and wrenches back again! Axiom hammerlocks the arm and grinds Javi down.
Javi sits up, Axiom chinlocks, but Javi fights up. Axiom whips, Javi avoids the roundhouse and bails out. Javi no longer wants this match, but Axiom DIVES to take him out! Fans fire up and Axiom drags Javi back up. Axiom puts Javi in the ring, stalks him, then catches him in a headlock. Axiom grinds Javi down, Javi fights up, but Axiom wrenches the arm again. Axiom wrangles Javi with the wristlock, bends that hand back, then pushes on the arm. Javi endures, but Axiom stays on him as he fights back up. Javi spins, monkey flips, but Axiom holds onto the wrist! Axiom continues to twist the arm as NXT returns to single picture.
Axiom pulls the arm back but Jav endures. Fans rally, Javi fights up and ROCKS Axiom with haymakers! Javi whips, but Axiom rolls and comes back to springboard, but Javi kicks the rope! Axiom falls and fans boo as Javi drags Axiom to the corner. Javi SLAMS the bad leg into the post! Fans boo more, the ref reprimands, but Javi SLAMS the leg against post again! The ring count climbs but Javi slides in at 5 of 10. Javi kicks the bad leg out! Axiom is frustrated but Javi just kicks the leg again. And then dropkicks the leg out! Cover, ONE!! Fans chant “YOU STILL SUCK!” as Javi hits a leg DDT!
Javi drops elbows on the leg again and again, then pulls on the toehold. Axiom endures, fans rally up, but Javi drags Axiom up. Axiom ROCKS Javi in return! And again! Axiom reels Javi in but Javi scoops and SLAMS Axiom down! Javi drags Axiom up, puts him in the corner and pulls the leg against the ropes. The ref counts but Axiom throws haymakers back! And BOOTS Javi down! Fans rally up, Axiom reels Javi in, but Javi lifts Axiom up! Axiom sunset flips, TWO! Javi grabs at Axiom, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Fans rally as Axiom throws elbows! Javi throws shots back, fights back up, and deadlifts Axiom for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!!
Axiom survives and Javi can’t believe it! Javi ties up the legs into a FIGURE FOUR! Axiom endures, his shoulders are down, TWO as Axiom sits up. Axiom slaps at the legs, but he falls back again. TWO as Axiom sits back up! Fans rally as Axiom reaches, turns, and turns the hold over! Javi endures the pain now! Fans rally, Javi crawls, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Axiom and Javi are separated, and Javi storms up to DECK Axiom! Axiom stands to ROCK Javi! And CHOP, and ROCK, and whip, and DROPKICK! Fans fire up as Axiom fights through the pain to GAMANGIRI in the corner! Javi flops and Axiom goes up! Springboard, FLYING LARIAT!
Axiom fires up and fans fire up with him! Axiom goes to a corner, shakes the bad leg, and runs in to- MISS as Javi dodges! Javi rolls Axiom to his feet to DDT! Cover, TWO!! Axiom is still in this and Javi is losing his cool. Javi goes to the corner, climbs up, but Axiom GAMANGIRIS! Axiom climbs up after Javi, brings him up, and HALF HATCH SUPERPLEXES! Fans fire up again as Axiom aims, GOLDEN RATIO!! Cover, Axiom wins!
Winner: Axiom, by pinfall
Big Body Javi didn’t just get what he asked for, he got what he deserved! Now that Axiom is back in action, will he make the cut for the Iron Survivor Challenge?
Nikkita Lyons gets checked by the trainer.
Is her leg in any pain? No, she’s good now. Well, nothing alarming then, maybe just some bruising. She is cleared, and Lyons says the only one who needs to start worrying about her health is Zoey Stark! Lyons stands on the leg and says nothing will stop them from fighting Toxic Attraction. Well okay then! It sounds like the match is back on, but will “The Hunter” just go after Lyons again?
Backstage interview with Pretty Deadly.
McKenzie says she’s got the NXT Tag Team Champions here, and they wanna hear that again! The what? The NXT Tag Team Champions. Kit & Elton love hearing that. There has been a lot, and they mean a lot, of Iron Survivor and NXT Deadline talk, but there hasn’t been enough Pretty Deadly talk! As an example, the whole world has been fixated, nay! GLUED to watching the World Cup. World Cup and Pretty Deadly are pretty even, but they’re going to fix that next week. It’s CHRISTMAS TIME! And so Pretty Deadly wants to tell the NXT Universe a little story. A Christmas story, Pretty Deadly style! #YESBOY! But just what does a Pretty Deadly Christmas look like?
Apollo Crews speaks.
“Less than two weeks to go and NXT Deadline is my time. My vision is clear.” But then Bron sits with him at the diner. Bron orders some coffee, and figured Crews would be here. What’s good here? The breakfast of future champions. Oh, yeah? Hmm… Bron doesn’t see that on the menu. Oh, sorry. No more fish to catch? Bron asks if Crews thought Bron didn’t want this match. Crews wasn’t the only one namedropping. Bron is pretty sure Crews couldn’t see past Grayson Waller there for a second.
Crews says looking back, it was actually worth the wait. Now that Crews has been around “the infectious environment” at the Performance Center, he wants a part of it. Crews wants that title even more now than he did when he first walked back in. And that isn’t good for Bron. Bron’s coffee comes and Crews offers him sugar. Bron accepts, and tells Crews that Bron may be “new” still, but when Crews came back and told Bron they’d bump into each other down the road, Bron believed that. Bron knows Apollo Crews is back, so he has to get in the gym at 6:15 AM to make sure his body is in tip top shape.
Crews says that’s why he stays later and later and then still gets there earlier than anyone else. He knows that it will take one hell of a man to take the title from Bron. And Crews is the only one who can do that. Crews watched and studied all of Bron’s matches. Crews can tells the grind is getting to him. Bron says the one who puts the most pressure on Bron is Bron. Crews says in two weeks, that person will be Crews. Being in the ring with Von was the first time Bron didn’t have the strength advantage. Still had the speed. But now, against Crews, on December 10th, Born won’t have either.
But that’s just it! Crews is the perfect balance. But he’s sitting across from a guy with that same skill set. Well, then something has to give. That is something they can agree on. Bron will let Crews enjoy his meal. Bron points out Crews hasn’t finished his sentence. Crews says it’ll finish at Deadline. Has there ever been a time one of Crews’ “visions” hasn’t come true? Nope. Well, there’s a first time for everything. Bron heads out, but will he be the one to write the final word on this showdown?
JD McDonagh VS Julius Creed w/ Brutus Creed!
The Irish Ace says he was just trying to help point things out logically, but there’s always a bit of snark and derision in how JD operates. Will he “help” Julius see what he was talking about in this match? Or will the Diamond Mine prove logic has nothing to do with heart?
The bell rings and the two circle. Julius rushes in and he picks JD up! They end up on ropes, go around, JD slips out but Julius waistlocks. JD moves around but Julius stays on him, and they end up on ropes again. Julius lets off and eggs JD on. Fans rally as JD steps up and shoots around. JD CLUBS Julius, headlocks to a takeover, and he grinds Julius down. Julius fights up, fans rally up, and Julius powers up but can’t power out as JD holds tight. Julius fights up again, lifts JD and hits a BIG back suplex! But JD still has the headlock! Julius tries again but JD hits a flying takeover! JD says Julius is in here with the Irish Ace!
Julius fights up, throws body shots, and he back suplexes to FLIP JD inside-out! Fans fire up as Julius whips JD to a corner. Julius runs in and TOSSES JD across the way! JD flounders to a corner, Julius runs in and clinches again, for another TOSS! Brutus cheers Julius on and Julius HALF HATCH SUPELXES JD! Then he clotheslines JD up and out! Fans fire up while JD hurries back up. JD drags Julius out and CHOPS! Julius brushes that off and says it’s go time! Julius chases JD around the way, back into the ring, but then JD slips back out to trip Julius up! Julius hits the apron hard, JD goes into the ring to run and WRECK Julius with a dropkick!
NXT goes picture in picture as JD grins looking down at Julius. JD goes out to fetch Julius, RAMS Julius into the desk, then CLUBS him in the chest again and again! JD lets off to refresh the count, then he RAMS Julius into the apron! JD THROWS Julius into barriers, goes back into the ring to refresh the count again, then he drags Julius through the corner to bend against the post! The ref reprimands and counts, JD lets off at 4, and JD eggs on Brutus. JD dares Brutus to do something but Brutus says JD will get his. JD goes in and Julius CHOPS JD! Julius ROCKS JD, whips him to ropes, but JD reverses to kitchen sink knee!
Julius sputters while JD goes to ropes. JD runs and drops an ax handle! JD looms over Julius, KICKS him in the side, and stalks him to the ropes to KICK him again! JD bumps Julius off buckles, CHOPS and ROCKS and CHOPS! JD throws hands, but Julius tackles JD down! JD and Julius sit up, JD CLOBBERS Julius back down! Julius crawls to ropes, JD stalks him, and JD throws body shots. Julius drops to a knee and JD pushes him. JD hip drops Julius down, then stomps him! Julius clutches his gut as he goes to the far corner. JD is after him with more body shots! JD CLUBS Julius, then snap suplexes!
Julius writhes and sits up, but JD wraps on a body scissors squeeze. Julius endures, NXT returns to single picture, and fans rally up. JD keeps on the squeeze but Julius still endures. Julius sits back up, but Indus Sher has appeared! Veer & Sanga stare the Creeds down, Julius sits up but JD fires off clubbing shots! Julius hits a BACKPACK SENTON and gets free! Julius stands at the ropes, and he ROCKS JD with a haymaker! Julius LARIATS JD, DECKS JD, then whips JD to ropes for a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up and Julius drags JD back up. Julius suplexes and holds JD, but he drops to his knees! JD throws knees, but Julius keep shim up!!
Fans fire up as Julius stands back up to SLAM JD down! Julius roars and the fans are with him! Sanga smirks as Julius ROLLING SPINEBUSTERS JD! Julius wants JD to sit up, but JD bails out instead. Julius goes out the side, runs in around the way and he CLOBBERS JD! Julius makes sure Indus Sher saw that, and he goes back for JD. JD crawls back into the ring, things speed up, Julius hurdles but JD whips him. Julius turns hip toss into OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Julius has JD in a corner, another OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans rally, Julius stands and he stalks JD. Julius runs in but JD slips out, Julius hits buckles!
Julius runs in but JD dumps Julius out! JD aims from the apron to PENALTY KICK Julius right down! But then Julius springs right up!? Julius waistlocks but JD fights the German Suplex! JD headbutts Julius away, stands back up, and he ASAI MOONSAULTS Julius down! Fans fire up for “NXT! NXT!” as JD drags Julius back up and in. JD stalks Julius, CHOP BLOCKS a leg, then pushes on it like he did to Axiom! Julius endures but JD keeps pushing! Julius crawls, reaches out, JD loses his grip and Julius elbow shim away! But then JD trips Julius! Julius BOOTS JD all the way out of the ring!
Fans rally as JD sputters and stands back up. JD drags Julius out again and over to the corner to SLAM the leg on the apron! Julius flops out of the ring, clutching the knee. JD pulls the apron skirt away and brings out a chair! Fans boo and Brutus protests. The ref tells JD not to, and JD swings, but SANGA shoves Julius to take the hit!?
Winner: Julius Creed, by disqualification
The Fighting Gentleman still shows that honor, but now he shows that rage as he glares at JD! JD backs up and bumps into Veer! JD says he’s not their enemy, the Creeds are! Indus Sher walk over to Brutus & Julius, and Veer says he wants them at nothing less than 100%! The Creeds nod, and Ivy Nile comes out to check on Julius. Will this be the most savage and yet respectful battle either team has ever been in?
Alba Fyre speaks.
“Isla Dawn. The Unholy Enchantress. Your debut altered the course of history. But whatever spirits told you it was a good idea to target me must really have it out for you. Your actions have ignited a fury that you cannot contain. And keeping me from delivering my promises will lead to your ultimate demise! You wanna have fun, Isla? What I do to you will be anything but fun.” The Fire Keeper is ready to burn the Wicked Witch, but when and where will these two battle in the ring?
Dijak is heading out.
Channing Lorenzo asks if he has a second to talk. Who does Stacks think he’s talking to? The Don would like to have a word with Dijak. Tony D’Angelo walks over to say they come in peace. Introductions aren’t needed, Dijak knows exactly who Tony is. Terrific! Thanks for softening up Wes Lee, Tony appreciates that. Dijak isn’t here to do anyone favors. Wes Lee was just the first. Yes, and he won’t be the last. They know. Tony loves it. Dijak used to be a big deal around here, and Tony’s always had a good relationship with the authorities. Between the two of them, before this hits the web, Tony’s back in action next week!
So whether Wes is on the list or not, Tony will see to it that Wes’s days are North American Champion are numbered. Do they have an understanding? Something like that. Dijak leaves, but will #HardJustice be served on The Don as well as the Must-See Kid?
Malik Blade VS Von Wagner w/ Robert Stone!
All Malik wanted to do was have a good time, and Vicious Von had to go and literally attack him. Worse yet, he had to destroy an heirloom of Malik’s late father! Will Malik Da Freak be unleashed? Or is this still Wagner’s World, and Malik is just living in it?
The bell rings and Malik goes right at Von! He dodges a haymaker to fire off hands of his own! Fans fire up as Malik ROCKS Von, then has him in a corner for more! Von shoves Malik away, but Malik comes back to rain down more fists! Von shoves Malik away again, knees low, then scoops to SLAM Malik down! Stone says Malik doesn’t know what he’s messing with! Von runs but Malik avoids the knee drop! Malik storms up to whip, Von reverses but Malik goes up and comes back to LARIAT Von down! Von gets up but Malik DROPKICKS him out! Fans fire up and Malik hurries out to CLUB Von on the back!
Malik SMACKS Von off the apron, ROCKS him again, then smacks him off the desk! And again! Stone can’t believe Malik is doing this! The ref counts, Von gets in the ring and Malik follows, but Von KNEES Malik down! Fans boo but Stone says that is what he’s talking about! Von drags Malik up, reels him in, but Malik sunset flips! Cover, TWO!!! Von escapes, Malik wobbles up, Von BOOTS him! Von knees low, knees again, and Malik is wobbling. Von whips Malik to ropes, but Malik KICKS back! Malik is still slugging, but he manages to SCOOP SLAM Von!? Fans fire up for Malik as he shakes out the stars!
Malik climbs up top, and FROG SPLASHES onto knees! Von then hauls Malik up, DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Cover, Von wins!
Winner: Von Wagner, by pinfall
Malik unleashed all that rage, but it just wasn’t enough! And now Von wants more! He trophy lifts Malik, but Edris runs in! Only for Von to BOOT him down! But now ODYSSEY JONES is here! Jones fires off haymakers on Von, then dodges Von to CLOBBER Von! Fans fire up and Jones clotheslines Von out of the ring! Von lands on his feet, though, but Stone has Von stand down. Jones is all fired up, will he #SoundTheAlarm on Wagner’s World?
HBK announces the Iron Survivor Challengers.
Shawn Michaels thanks the Hall of Fame panel to help make these decisions. The five men in the Iron Survivor are: Carmelo Hayes; JD McDonagh; Grayson Waller; and Joe Gacy. But the fifth and final man in that match will be decided next week in an Iron Survivor Wild Card match! And the five women in the Iron Survivor are: Zoey Stark; Cora Jade; Roxanne Perez; and Kiana James. And just as with the men, there will be an Iron Survivor Wild Card match to determine the fifth! Who will be the last ones into these high stakes matches?
BREAKING NEWS on that!
For the men, it will be a TRIPLE THREAT! Von Wagner VS Axiom VS Andre Chase! Will Von make the most out of the momentum he just got tonight? Will Axiom’s return be even more spectacular? Or will Professor Chase make his students proud?
For the women, it’ll be another TRIPLE THREAT! Wendy Choo VS Fallon Henley VS Indi Hartwell! Who redeems themselves from recent losses to get in on this historic match?
Six Woman Tag: Toxic Attraction VS Kayden Carter, Katana Chance & Nikkita Lyons!
Let’s try this again! The Toxic Goddess and her girls are even more confident than earlier with Lyons taking damage from Zoey Stark. But will nothing stop KC Squared and the Lioness from taking the numbers game to Mandy, Gigi & Jacy?
NXT returns and the tag champs make their entrance, Lyons by their side. Lyons’ knee is taped and she has her head on a swivel for Stark, but the trios sort out. Jacy starts against Katana, and fans rally up as they circle. They tie up, Jacy knees low then CLUBS Katana on the back. And CHOPS her in the chest, then CLUBS her on the back! Jacy throws Katana down, then runs to SENTON! Jacy says, “And that’s why we’re THE attraction!” Jacy fireman’s carries but Katana fights free. Jacy whips Katana to ropes, Katana goes up and over and dropkicks Jacy down! Gigi and Kayden both get in and talk trash, but then so do Mandy and Lyons!
Fans fire up as the brawl is on! TRIPLE SUPERKICKS take Toxic Attraction down! Fans fire up as Mandy gets up, to get a BOOT from Lyons! Katana helps Kayden go up to SUPER CROSSBODY Gigi! And then Katana PLANCHAS Jacy! Fans fire up as Lyons and the champs stand tall! Katana goes out, fetches Jacy into the ring, and she brings Jacy up, only for Jacy to wrench and DECK Katana! Tag to Mandy, she drags Katana up but Katana JAWBREAKERS back! Tag to Kayden and the tag champs double whip THE champ to a drop toehold, chancery and dropkick! Cover, TWO! Kayden fireman’s carries but Mandy fights free.
Mandy waistlocks, Kayden slips out and trips Mandy. Mandy ducks the buzzsaw but not the HEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Kayden waistlocks Mandy, she switches but Kayden bucks the O’Conner. Kayden also dodges Jacy’s cheap shot! But then Mandy CLOBBERS Kayden from behind, Kayden ends up on ropes to get DOUBLE KNEE SANDWICHED from Jacy & Gigi! Mandy drags Kayden up, puts her in the Toxic corner and RAMS into her! The ref counts, Mandy tags Gigi, and Gigi stomps Kayden down. Gigi snapmares and KICKS Kayden, then taunts Katana and Lyons. Kayden throws body shots but Gigi CLUBS her back!
Gigi bumps Kayden off buckles, tags Jacy in, and Jacy taunts Lyons’ bad leg. Jacy runs to back body block! Mandy tags in, they mug Kayden, and Mandy pushes Kayden around. “You are nothing! You are nothing!” But Kayden fires off forearms on Mandy! Mandy knees low, scoops but Kayden slips out to shove and dodge, only for Mandy to SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Mandy wraps on a body scissors squeeze, but Kayden pushes back to a cover, TWO! Mandy runs in but into an arm-drag! Kayden jumps but Mandy catches her! Mandy keeps Kayden from her corner but Kayden sunset flips, TWO!
Mandy keeps Kayden from her corner, but Kayden boots her away! Hot tags to Katana and Gigi! Katana trips Gigi, BULLDOGS her, then fires off forearms and CHOPS and body shots! Gigi shoves Katana but Katana hits an A-LIST LARIAT! Mandy runs over but gets a boot! Katana leaps but into Gigi’s arm! BACKBREAKER to LARIAT! Cover, Lyons breaks it! Jacy mule kicks and ENZIGURIS Lyons! But Kayden runs in to SUPERKICK Jacy! All six women are down and fans fire up for “Women’s Wrestling!” Katana and Gigi slowly rise, and Katana brings Gigi up for forearms! Gigi gives those back, then spins Katana to an STO! Cover, TWO!!
Gigi whips Katana, but Katana holds ropes and BOOTS back! Tag to Kayden, Gigi runs into a HEEL KICK! Table top and wheelbarrow back suplex SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Gigi is still in this, Kayden brings her up but avoids the haymaker to SUPERKICK! Tag back to Katana, they set Gigi up, but Jacy drags Kayden out! Gigi TOSSES Katana off the top! Fans are torn as Gigi SWITCHBLADE KICKS! Tag to Mandy, she hauls Katana up, BACK SUPLEX SLAM! Katana sit sup, into a KNEE FROM- NO, Katana gets around to roll her up! TWO, CODE BREAKER! Both women are down and fans fire up!
Mandy and Katana crawl, hot tag to Jacy! Jacy CLUBS Katana down, back suplexes, but Katana lands on her feet and slips under! Hot tag to Lyons !Lyons ROUNDHOUSES Jacy, BLASTS Gigi and DECKS Mandy! Lyons FOREARM SMASHES Jacy in a corner, snapmare and KNEES, to then snap suplexes! Fans fire up as Lyons roar! Lyons hits the LYONS DEN!! Cover, Gigi BOOTS Lyons off! Kayden dumps Gigi out but Gigi drags her out to join her! They brawl, Kayden whips but Gigi reverses to send Kayden into steps! But Katana LEAPS off the steps to CROSSBODY Gigi! But KNEE FROM A ROSE by Mandy!
Jacy CHOP BLOCKS Lyons’, but Lyons avoids the super punch! GERMAN SUPLEX! Lyons fireman’s carries but Mandy saves Jacy! The ref reprimands, Lyons swings, but the bad leg gives up to ruin the heel kick! Mandy laughs at Lyons and Jacy CLOBBERS Lyons! Tag to Gigi and Toxic Attraction aims, TOXIC ANNHILATION!! Cover, Toxic Attraction wins!
Winners: Toxic Attraction, by pinfall
Give an assist to Zoey Stark from earlier tonight, Lyons’ leg did not hold up because of what she did to it. And Zoey is even watching from the perch to make sure everyone knows it. In the end, Toxic Attraction stands tall, but will they bring about another era of them draped in gold?
A great NXT here, but NXT feels so talky these days. Granted, the Iron Survivor Challenge panel discussion needed to be a lot of talking, but NXT has had a lot of promos lately. The panel discussions were good, felt very much like NCAA Football Playoffs talk. I didn’t expect them to weirdly not tie stories right into the match, such as moving Alba Fyre aside so she could focus on Isla Dawn, but in the end, that works out for story because now we can just have Fyre VS Dawn 1v1 in a huge match. I do like the four surefire names they put in for each, though the men’s feels rather Heel heavy. Given that, I think a Face wins the Men’s Triple Threat Wild Card, and I’m leaning towards Axiom.
I say that because not only is Axiom awesome and he would really do great in the Iron Survivor Challenge, but Chase has his own story to focus on with Waller planting the seed that Duke isn’t genuinely on Chase U’s side. Maybe something happens next week to make Chase doubt Duke more, but I hope in the end that Duke stays Chase U for life. In the Women’s Triple Threat Wild Card, Roxie just beat Indi and Lopez called Indi out, I feel like she’s not the one. Wendy will want revenge on Cora, Fallon will want revenge on Kiana, but I think Wendy’s grudge is stronger than Fallon’s, so I’d put Wendy in.
Speaking of all those names, good stuff in those matches that put over Waller, Kiana, and Roxie. Great return match for Axiom against Javi, that made Javi look really good even though he lost. Axiom also had a good tribute to Jason David Frank with that green ranger style outfit. I hope Javi ends up facing more names on that long list of his. Javi is quickly coming into his own as a character because I was cracking up with his Big Body botched merch. Great interview promo from Pretty Deadly, and I have no idea what to expect from their “A REAL Christmas Story” bit next week, but it’ll surely be hilarious.
Good stuff out of Malik VS Von, up until Malik drove his own head into the mat with that sunset flip. It was clear he knocked himself for a loop, but luckily he and Von were able to finish that off. Another reason Von isn’t getting into the Iron Survivor is because Odyssey Jones is coming after him for their own feud. Great stuff out of Julius and JD, as well as Indus Sher technically making the save. I like Veer & Sanga riding the Tweener line, being brutal in their matches, but respectful otherwise. They’re going to have one hell of a match with the Creeds, and I think Indus Sher takes it, but I’m wondering where Ivy Nile is going to be in the middle of all this. I just feel like Ivy is going to leave Diamond Mine to side with Indus Sher.
I didn’t know Dijak was going to just be called Dijak, I just put that there myself, and then it worked out. Hard Justice seems to also be a Tweener, since he called out Faces but also didn’t just side with Tony D’Angelo when talking about dethroning Wes Lee. It’s a bit early but I feel like we get a Triple Threat for the North American title so that no one is really hurt in the result. Dijak can be dominant but either Wes or Tony can capitalize on his work to survive with the title, and then we see Dijak take on the champ 1v1.
Bron and Crews had a decent diner promo, though it seemed rather odd that it was happening at all. Every time I feel it’s the right time to dethrone the top champ, they don’t do it, so I can’t be sure what I’m feeling for this one. Maybe Crews wins to achieve his goal and send Bron to RawDown, maybe we see Bron win and take on the inaugural Mr. Iron Survivor. Good stuff in the Toxic Attraction story, but also Zoey Stark’s story. Of course Stark attacks Lyons and delays the Six Woman Tag until it’s the main event. And of course that very same attack is why Lyons couldn’t capitalize and take out Mandy. Toxic Attraction winning sets up a tag title match for Deadline, and we could still see Mandy VS Lyons.
And as I just said, every time I think the top champ is going to lose, they don’t. For all I know, Stark loses the Iron Survivor Challenge and makes sure Lyons loses the title match in the usual Heel move. But since we just saw Isla Dawn do that, maybe that isn’t the route they take here. Great to see Aoife Valkyrie, now Lyra Valkyria, making her way to NXT USA. I hope she finally gets going like she was meant to in NXT UK before the injuries. Valkyria will take the long route but I expect her to be a contender by the time we’re talking about NXT Stand & Deliver: Hollywood.
My Score: 8.6/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (11/29/22)
Newark gets Dark!
Will Newark APPRECIATE Garcia, Menard & Parker?
AEW moves on from Thanksgiving and prepares for December! Winter is Coming, but who will be primed for golden opportunities?
- Six Man Tag: The Factory VS Justin Corino, Ryan Mooney & Steve Josifi; The Factory wins.
- Zack Clayton VS Chris Wylde; Clayton wins.
- Hikaru Shida w/ Hagane Shinno VS Layla Luciano; Shida wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Jericho Appreciation Society VS Tracy Williams, LSG and Jack Tomlinson; The JAS wins.
- Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Tony Deppen; Cage wins.
- Angelico VS Hagane Shinno; Angelico wins.
- Emi Sakura w/ Baliyan Akki VS Tiara James; Sakura wins.
- Six Man Tag: Hardy Party VS The Wingmen; Hardy Party wins.
Hikaru Shida bringing along Hagane Shinno (formerly known as Madoka) is interesting. More Japanese promotions seem to be willing to let talent work with AEW, and that of course helps AEW get recognition internationally, and helps those promotions get recognition in the USA. Shinno will definitely get a win off Angelico, but AEW’s already such a full roster, who knows if Shinno will see any TV time.
Good to see the Wingmen together again, even if it’s to lose to Hardy Party. But even the Trios Division needs its lower midcard, and that is where The Wingmen will be. Matt Hardy & Private Party might end up becoming The Firm’s Trios Championship contenders if they keep building up wins on AEW YouTube. They could give whoever comes out of the Best of 7 Series a great match, and we could see a lot of overbooked, “internal conflict” of whether Hardy Party is Face or Heel, same as we’re seeing with Death Triangle always resorting to the hammer.
UPDATE: Welp, didn’t think Angelico would win but he did. I guess not ever new star that comes into AEW can just get a free win.
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