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Vitalli: The Dreamer? Or The Pro’s Pro Wrestler?

Shove your “passion” up your ass because in real pro wrestling, it’s worthless.

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Dom Vitalli delivers a hard and pointed message about what it takes to become a professional pro wrestler.

I started wrestling back in 2001.  This was when we were still using disposable cameras for match photos, CD’s with our entrance music on them, and printing out directions from Mapquest to take with us to make sure we found the town.  It was a much different landscape back then.  I’ve seen a lot over the years, but one of the things that has been a constant during this time frame has been “The Dreamer”.

The Dreamer is the guy who uses the word, “passion” far too much, along with every other wrestling cliché.  He’s the guy that shows up to wrestling school with all the right answers.  He comes in self-assured that he now has the wrestling world by the balls and that it’s only a matter of time until the masses get to see just how charismatic and talented he is.  There only one problem; they have done absolutely nothing to ensure that it happens.

I’ve had the privilege to teach classes at various wrestling schools over the past 8 years or so, and now run my own facility.  In every instance I have encountered The Dreamer.  Each and every time, The Dreamer, who’s, “life-long dream is to be a professional wrestler,” yet has not taken a single step towards working for this ultimate goal of wrestling stardom.  You mean to tell me that this has been your dream since you were a kid, yet you are completely out of shape?  You have saved all of ZERO dollars for wresting school tuition?  I hate to break it to you, but preparing your body and having the funds to get trained properly are pretty important.

Pro Wrestling is the only sport where literally anyone thinks they can just walk off the street and be successful at it.  Part of the reason for that is, these days most of the guys that are involved actually DO look like they just walked off the street. Lax barriers to entry ensures low quality and high quantity.    I would never in a million years attempt to go tryout for the Arizona Cardinals without having done everything possible to physically prepare myself for what was about to occur.  Why is this so different for pro wrestling?  This always makes me wonder just what are these people’s idea exactly of what it takes to become a true professional wrestler.

Now, notice I said “true.”  Let’s be honest, in 2019, anyone can be a wrestler, but how many are actually true pros?  Not many.  The indies are filled with guys that have no chance at doing this at a high level.  It’s overpopulated with guys acting the part, marking out for themselves, all while hurting the true pros’ pocket books.  The common excuses you’ll hear are “we are having fun” or “we love making memories with our friends”, or my favorite, “this is my art”.  No, the truth is, you fucking suck and you can’t do this shit at the highest level.  Your playtime variety show is your own participation trophy.  What’s even worse is guys that do have the talent, that devalue themselves all for the sake of LIKE’s, retweets, and shares.  This is such a micro way of thinking, but we will get into the economics of indie wrestling another day.

If anything, understand that wrestling is hard. Really hard, especially at a high level.  Not everyone can do it and that’s okay!  If you think you can, then prove it.  Show up looking like a pro and presenting yourself as such.  Shove your “passion” up your ass because in real pro wrestling, it’s worthless.  It’s just an overused term that holds zero weight.  Strong work ethic, self-confidence, and drive are the true measures of a high caliber professional wrestler.  Are you a diamond in the rough, or just another cliché?   The output doesn’t lie, but passion-filled wrestlers sure do.

Dom Vitalli brings two decades of wrestling experience to his opinion & analysis of today’s wrestling scene. Follow Dom Vitalli on Twitter @domelbomb.


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Andrew’s Impact Wrestling Ratings & Analysis 4/19/2019

Impact Wrestling’s penultimate show leading toward Rebellion! Andrew goes through the show and lends his analysis! How was the show?

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Impact Wrestling’s penultimate show leading toward Rebellion! Andrew goes through the show and lends his analysis!

Scarlett and Fallah debut as a tag team today! Tessa and Gail’s story continues to bubble up and Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake get their shots at the Tag Team titles!

The whole oVe story and Rich Swann continues as Tommy Dreamer apparently is getting sacrificed to Madman Fulton. Are we about to watch a murder?

 

Ratings:

  • Scarlett Bordeaux & Fallah Bahh vs Desi Hit Squad: Scarlett wins via Tandem Banzai Drop – * 1/2
  • Moose vs Dez: Dez wins via Body Scissors Cradle – ** 1/4
  • Madman Fulton vs Tommy Dreamer: Fulton wins via Lifting Reverse STO – ** 1/2
  • Madison Rayne vs Taya Valkyrie: Rayne wins via Roll-Up – N/A
  • IMPACT Tag Team Titles: Eddie Edwards & Eli Drake vs Lucha Bros (c): Lucha Bros retain via Spike Fear Factor – ***

 

Analysis:

Okay let’s be serious for a minute. This wasn’t a great match, but it was entertaining. The crowd enjoyed singing along to Scarlett’s music, Fallah did most of the work since the Hit Squad didn’t want to interact with Scarlett at first. Amusing spot was after Raj got hit with a Stink Face from Scarlett, Rohit pulled him out and sat in the corner asking for the Scarlett Stink Face. They pulled the bait and switch since she told him to close his eyes. Scarlett jumps on Fallah’s back and Tandem Banzai drop with Scarlett pinning Raj was the finish. It was amusing, not a great match, but told a story and was entertaining.

A couple backstage segments with Lucha Bros and Eli & Eddie hyping the tag match. Eddie is still imbalanced singing “We are the three best friends” song, of course referencing Kenny the kendo stick as the third.

The final leg of Moose’s revenge against the Rascalz. Moose took the match lightly, and controlled the majority of the match. Lawn Darting Dez into the corner was cool. Hell Dez tried to do a Dragonrana on the outside, Moose caught him smooth as butter and then smashed his head into the steps, before throwing him into the other Rascalz. After rolling him back in, the other Rascalz get involved for the first time and allow Dez to roll through with a Body Scissors into a Cradle.

After the match we see Rosemary and Kiera Hogan arguing. Kiera says as long as there’s two of them, two of them will fight Su Yung. So Rosemary proceeds to beat the crap out of Kiera and choke her with the chain leash that held the Bunny before she was killed in the Undead Realm. Yes, I know what I just wrote.

GWN Flashback Match: Tag Team Title 5150 Street Fight: LAX vs OGz, Slammiversary 7/22/2018

After the flashback we get a decent length segment of Tessa going to one of Robert Irvine’s restaurants where she runs down Gail, says she’s most famous for screwing a famous chef. Then she proceeds to terrorize different people all while looking for Robert Irvine. She doesn’t find him, has some interesting lines, and she sells things well. Not everyone acts well in the segment, but it wasn’t completely awful. A few amusing moments.

Not really sure why Madman and Dreamer are in a non-Hardcore match. It’s an alright match. Dreamer gets most of his offense in when Fulton takes too long to go to his next move. After hitting the DDT, Dreamer goes out to get a kendo stick…in a normal match, misses and Fulton hits a Reverse Lifting STO (think Corbin’s End of Days). Not sure what Fulton is calling it, but that was the end. Then a brawl between oVe and the rest of Dreamer’s little rag tag team of Willie Mack and Rich Swann.

Taya ran down Canada, said she wasn’t gonna do the match, but Madison jumped her before she could leave. Then after surviving the initial flurry, Taya tries to powder out, but Jordynne Grace throws her back in. Taya is mad and distracted, School Girl Roll-Up. So nothing to rate, but I guess this is comeuppance for one half of the douchey championship couple.

Interesting match even though it felt to be less than 10 minutes long. Lucha Bros start fast and spotty, but eventually Eddie and Eli slow it down. LAX tries to cost Lucha Bros the match, but they fail. Eddie tries to throw Kenny to Eli, but Eli misses. Eddie gets wiped out and they pin Eli with the Spike Fear Factor. Afterwards Eli turns on Eddie and beats him with Kenny.

 

Overall Score: 6/10

Above average. Not a bad show, but it definitely felt like an episode to try and put more focus on the smaller stories. Lance Storm getting involved in the main event story does add a little more star power. Given that D’Amore insulted Cage before the confrontation, it makes me wonder where management’s feelings lie.

So again, the show wasn’t exactly a blow away, but there were plenty of entertaining moments. Ideally next week should finish the hype for Rebellion, and I’m really hoping Rebellion returns to the good wrestling form that Redemption and Slammiversary had last year.


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Carol: Is Lacey Evans The Right Opponent For Becky Lynch?

Lacey may have The Woman’s Right, but is she the right opponent for Becky? Carol explores the question.

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Lacey may have The Woman’s Right, but is she the right opponent for Becky? Carol explores the question.

It’s been one week since Becky Lynch won both the RAW and SmackDown Women’s Championships at WrestleMania. But Lynch doesn’t have time to rest because she’s getting ready to defend her titles against Lacey Evans.

Evans being the championship contender has caused mixed reactions with fans.

So I have to wonder, is Lacey the right contender for Becky Lynch?

I can see why fans are upset with Evans being Becky’s first opponent. Since Becky is the top star of the women’s division and fans would expect her first title defense to be with another big star such as Sasha Banks or Bayley.

I can see Becky feuding with someone like Sasha or Bayley, but their match would be saved for a bigger PPV such as SummerSlam. In the meantime, Becky will have to be put in a filler feud and Lacey Evans is her first opponent.

I don’t watch NXT so I’m not familiar with Lacey’s in-ring work, although I do know about her gimmick. Since arriving on the main roster, Lacey hasn’t competed much in the ring. The only thing she does is walk down the ramp like a runway model in the middle of a match.

This past Monday on RAW, Lacey competed in her first match on the main roster when she fought Natalya.  While the match was short, it did give the WWE Universe a chance to see Lacey’s wrestling ability. Lacey showed that she has a lot of strength when it comes to wrestling, but is that enough to make her a worthy championship contender.

Reports say that WWE views her as a future star in the women’s division. She fits the mold of WWE’s women wrestlers, so it’s not surprising they want to push her. But are they pushing her too fast by having her challenge Becky Lynch for the Women’s Championships?

It would be best to slowly build up Lacey’s character until she’s able to prove why she’s championship caliber. But at the same time, a Becky Lynch feud could be just the thing to get the WWE Universe interested in the wrestler.

Becky’s the biggest star of the women’s division and anyone who has a feud with her is sure to gain a lot of attention. If WWE is adamant about making Lacey a star, a championship match with Lynch could be thing to get her push started.

While some fans are hesitant about Lacey Evans and Becky Lynch’s feud, this is a big opportunity for both ladies.

For Evans, she’ll have to prove to fans and WWE officials that she has what it takes to be a big star in the women’s division. As for Lynch, she’s worked hard to earn her spot as the top star in WWE. After a successful win at WrestleMania, she’s going to have to continue her momentum going to keep her spot as champion and leader of the women’s division.

Of course, WWE’s booking will play an important role in this feud. But if booked right, Lacey and Becky could both come out of this feud looking strong.


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