Bobby is back with his Good, Bad, and Ugly preview for WWE Money In The Bank!
As the old saying goes business is about to pick up. Money In The Bank is one of the premier PPV’s that sets a huge buildup for future storylines. Title changes are eminent. As a whole a lot of fans are fed up with the current product and with AEW kicking things off the pressure is on! Let’s see how the card looks on the Good, Bad and Ugly!
Cruiserweight Championship – Tony Nese (c) v Ariya Daivari
I wanted Oney Lorcan here but that doesn’t mean this match will suck. The 205 Live crew is extremely underutilized and the lackluster fan following is criminal. The talent there is just amazing and the cruiserweight division continues to leave fans in awe when they actually are taking the time to watch. Our Chief Greg Demarco is a huge 205 Live fan and now that I finally jumped on board I can see why he has been such a proponent of the brand that no one watches. The shows are incredible, the talent superb. This match will showcase that. Nese retains!
United States Championship- Samoa Joe (c) v Rey Mysterio
Holy Veterans Batman! This is going to deliver. I don’t expect a whole lot of surprises here. Both guys can work anyone and complement each other very well. A perfect speed vs power, this will be very Good. The cherry on top, Rey Mysterio getting the last piece of Gold to add to his prestigious career. Mysterio Wins the US Title! Believe me he will have to earn it though.
Roman Reigns v Elias
The biggest acquisition in SmackDown history is finally one of the most popular faces in WWE history and it was because he heroically represented so many who fight cancer. Roman showed the world he is the Big Dog in real life as well as in the WWE. His larger than life persona can only be matched by the tremendous talent and ego of the great performer of our time, Elias. Both men get a real reaction from the crowd and both are very talented at what they do. This should be a Good match all together. Roman Reigns Wins!
Men’s Money In The Bank: Ricochet, Drew McIntyre, Baron Corbin, Finn Balor, Ali, Andrade, Sami Zayn, Randy Orton
Although I have some other choices for participants over Corbin and Zayn (Rusev, Nakamura, Roode) amongst others this is a solid match and should be amazing. Everyone here is crazy and will go out of their way to cause destruction. We have so much here, power, highflying, and all around entertainment. There will be blood, violence, and borderline torture. I expect RKO’s galore but the winner who grabs the almighty briefcase of destinies is none other than The Scottish Psychopath Drew McIntyre. He will finally have his time and with the MITB Briefcase his long awaited opportunity to get the gold he so rightfully deserves.
WWE Universal Championship- Seth Rollins(c) v AJ Styles
This match is literally, Money In the Bank. What a fantastic matchup of two very unique, and special talents. Styles always brings his “A” game and Rollins is on fire. He has so much heat and just keeps gaining momentum. As great as AJ Styles is, and he is great, I see Rollins Burning it Down and retaining the red hot Universal Title.
WWE Championship- Kofi Kingston(c) v Kevin Owens
Professional Wrestling is so personal to each of us, it is special in its own way. Kofi Kingston winning the strap was one of those WOW moments and the after effect hasn’t disappointed. KO can and will do amazing things against Kofi and this should be a spectacular showcase of their respective talents. This will be even better than anticipated with potential to steal the show. Not bad for a couple of former “Indie” guys. Kofi retains.
WWE Raw Women’s Championship- Becky Lynch(c) v Lacey Evans
All of that Lacey Evan’s teasing payed off big time. Everyone wants to see this and it should deliver. Expect a physical match that will take a lot out of “The Man.” There is some heat here, and both can go. Expect the very best as this is unquestionably the biggest moment of Evan’s career and she will show up guns blazing. This is some “O K Corral” shootout style stuff here. A Good ole’ fashioned fight. Girls fighting but far from a girl fight. In the end, it will be the Lass Kicker who will stand tall and be “The Man.” Lynch retains.
Women’s Money In The Bank: Nikki Cross, Naomi, Natalya, Dana Brooke, Bayley, Ember Moon, Mandy Rose, Carmella
The main reason this is in the bad column is simple. What are Natalya and Dana Brooke doing here? With all of the talent that WWE has in the Women’s ranks, these two have no business near this match. Hopefully this will be Good on the show but so far it’s got a lot of catching up to do on paper. Alexa Bliss being off now doesn’t help anything and really knocks it down a couple of notches. We have some talent here but we also have some Bad stuff in the mix. Also, let’s be honest, we all love Mandy Rose, and if not shame on you, but the wrong one is in the match, we need some more Sonya Deville and this would have been a great opportunity. After the mayhem, Bayley Wins! We need to see this girl back where she belongs. In the hunt for Gold wrestling the top talent.
SmackDown Tag Team Championship- Daniel Bryan & Rowan(c) v The Usos
So sorry but not sorry, I feel like this match is going to bomb. I just don’t see the value here unless the Uso’s are getting the straps back. This really made no sense the whole thing is just useless. It’s not going to be ugly because there is obvious talent but that doesn’t mean anything Good will come of it. Uso’s Win! Hopefully!
WWE SmackDown Live Women’s Championship Becky Lynch(c) v Charlotte Flair
Okay, why Bad here? Well enough is enough. I know this will be a Good match, I know it but please for the love of God stop fighting each other so often! We need some new blood and luckily as MITB always has it, we will get it. Charlotte Flair Wins the SmackDown Women’s Title!
Shane McMahon v The Miz (Steel Cage Match)
Miz is angry, you won’t like him when he is angry. This has been a bit played out and yes they have surprised many and had a lot of Good content but this bread is getting stale. Stop the madness, you already had your exclamation point to the feud. We already know Shane is going to be insane and do something extreme. Aside from that though, what do we have here? Winner is The Miz! (in Maryse’s accent)
- Good- 7
- Bad- 3
- Ugly- 1
Good and it better be! Wrestling fans are ravenous right now with fresh meat on the table. WWE product has been ridiculed for a long time however now the heat is on high. A lot is at stake every week, every show, but at Money In the Bank, the key word better be Money.
There we have it, this humble wrestling journalist opinion says we have some sunny sky’s ahead. However a little rain may spoil the fun if WWE drops the ball. Hopefully they bring the pain and the show kills it! Money In the Bank will make and rewrite history as it always does! Enjoy the show! See you Sunday!
Steve Cook: 10 Commandments For Wrestling Fans
Be a good fan.
It’s an amazing time to be a fan, but that great power brings great responsibility. Steve Cook steps in with an all-too-important list of commandments for wrestling fans!
We live in a crazy time. I feel like it’s getting crazier the further we move along. I’m not sure what I can do otherwise than try to set behavioral standards for wrestling fans attending events right now. I would prefer not to do such a thing, but wrestling fans are not giving me a choice with their antics recently. If they acted like rational people I could remain silent, but instead they choose to act like assholes and force my hand. I wish they wouldn’t, but I have no choice but to strike them down.
I have 10 Wrestling Commandments for Wrestling Fans, and they need to accept them.
10. Thou shalt apply deodorant
This is the biggest common courtesy you can do for your fellow wrestling fans. Let’s be honest, a lot of us are going to be sweating buckets during a show. The experience is never going to be lemony fresh. Deodorant does make a difference. It’s one layer to suppress the stink, and maybe it ends up losing the battle, but it puts up a good fight.
9. Thou shalt not consume more than you can handle
Knowing your limit & staying under that limit suppresses a lot of situations. I’m one of those guys that can consume way too much and not do anything too crazy most of the time, but not everybody has my constitution. Which is great for them, as they don’t have to worry about dying of liver failure before they hit 50.
8. Thou shalt not hold up signs blocking fans’ view
I can only name one time I could approve of such a thing. I attended the 2012 Royal Rumble in St. Louis. A fan right in front of me had a sign. I was outraged at first, but then I realized the sign said “I Paid To See Daniel Bryan”. Then I shook the man’s hand and gave him my approval as a fellow Daniel Bryan fan. As it turned out, Bryan worked the opening match, so I didn’t have to deal with it most of the night.
7. Thou shalt not compare African-American Wrestlers to other African-Americans
The worst fan experience I can remember being a part of was an ROH show in Dayton, Ohio with Jay Lethal in the main event. I don’t know why that was the time they felt the need to compare Lethal to Gary Coleman or Webster or other famous African-Americans they could think of, but it was a humiliating experience as a wrestling fan without racist tendencies, and I understood why ROH would be hesitant to bring Japanese talent to the Montgomery County Fairgrounds. Just so so bad.
6. Thou shalt spend freely at the merchandise table
The merch table is where the wrestlers make most of their money on most of the shows you will attend. If you really want to show your appreciation for a wrestler, this is where you will spend your money.
5. Thou shalt not use profanity
This is one I’ve been guilty of far too frequently. I grew up watching Tony Soprano & Al Swearengen, so profanity is undeniably part of my vocabulary. Especially at sporting events with quality opposition & questionable officiating. It’s not an admirable trait though, especially when pro wrestling is most enjoyed as a child. Try to keep it clean if a child is within eyesight. They’ll learn these words eventually, but you don’t want it to be from you.
Time to pick up a new Chairshot shirt!
4. Thou shalt not use “insider terms”
The problem I have is with people who use insider terms wrongly. Also, with people that use them to heckle the wrestlers. I hate people that try to act like they know things when they really don’t. I’ve been writing these columns for years and have read more than most people on the Internet, but I still wouldn’t use insider terms to heckle wrestlers. If I wouldn’t go there, you shouldn’t.
3. Thou shalt cheer for whomever you please
This is a debatable one. One popular school of thought, especially among wrestlers, is that fans should cheer the faces & boo the heels no matter what. It’s said to reflect poorly on a heel if he gets cheered, therefore if a fan truly appreciates the bad guy wrestler they should boo anyway.
I reject all of this nonsense. If you like a wrestler, cheer them. I don’t want to train fans to lie, so I won’t. I mean…can somebody really boo Chris Jericho in 2019? He’s an evil man, but I would cheer if he walked out in an arena I happened to be in. I couldn’t help myself. The man is a wrestling legend. If Jericho, or Flair, or somebody on their wavelength came out, I would cheer regardless of whatever a wrestling promoter told me to do.
2. Thou shalt not touch the wrestler, unless thou art high-fiving a fan favorite
This seems like common logic, but it’s been ignored far too often lately. Scarlett Bordeaux had the temerity, the unmitigated gall to work a show in Cancun over the weekend, and some overeager ringsider wanted to get all touch-feely.
Scarlett Bordeaux was groped by a fan at yesterday's AAA Worldwide event in Cancun. Security watched and did nothing. pic.twitter.com/coz0ZwGkvD
— HeelByNature.com (@HeelByNatureYT) June 16, 2019
What the hell? In what universe is that kind of behavior acceptable? I don’t give a damn about Scarlett’s persona or her ring attire or whatever. What makes fans think they have the right to cop a feel on anybody? Money? I know we elect people to public office based off of money, and we don’t care if our presidents grope females, but we hold wrestling ringsiders to higher standards than our Presidents apparently.
We should hold our Presidents to higher standards, but this isn’t a 10 Commandments for Presidents column. If somebody higher on the foodchain wants me to write that column, I will with pleasure.
1. Thou shalt remain on your side of the barrier
This seems like the easiest commandment to live by. As fans, we should all know our place is in the audience. We’re not getting paid to be part of the show. Yet, some dumbass marks think they are part of the show and need to participate. Very recently, there was the asshole that got owned by an angry Samoan.
— SoCal UNCENSORED (@socaluncensored) June 15, 2019
I wish I had an angry Samoan at hand to deal with people that annoyed me. I don’t, but most wrestling shows do. My feeling is that once you cross the barrier, you are subject to whatever punishment the people employed by the company feel is acceptable. If it’s getting your ass kicked by an angry Samoan, it is what it is. You are entering into their workplace. Their workplace often involves violence. It isn’t their fault if you don’t know how to work.
Tiffany’s Takes: WWE Raw (6/17/19)
Tiffany’s Takes kicks off the week with look at WWE Raw that featured Seth Rollins vs. Daniel Bryan and The New Day in a 2-Out-Of-3-Falls Match!
It’s the go-home show for Stomping Grounds! How will WWE Raw make a case for fans to tune in?
Universal Championship: Seth Rollins might a babyface, but that doesn’t mean he’s afraid to get nasty. I LOVED this nasty side of the BeastSlayer and the warning about what will happen to anyone who sides with Corbin over him. THIS is a Universal Champion I can definitely get behind.
I love it when a face makes good on a threat. I lost count on how many prospective refs Seth destroyed, but he definitely got his point across to Corbin and his cronies: Do NOT piss off Seth Rollins.
I enjoyed the six man tag, though an actual, conscious ref was not as fun as EC3 playing Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s (look it up on Wikipedia if you have no idea what I’m talking about). I had a rant all done about how dumb it was to have Rowan interfere and ruin Rollins vs Bryan, but it wasn’t needed. That was a great match, can we have more of those, please?
United States Championship: If Elias wasn’t such a slimeball and mediocre singer, I’d almost feel bad for him after he got beat up by every person involved in the Fatal Five Way #1 Contender’s Match for the United States Championship, including two guys he used to be allied with.
The match was actually better than I’d expected, though I did somewhat appreciate the story building of Lashley helping to get Strowman eliminated as payback for Strowman eliminating him. My one big gripe is that this match didn’t go for very long, but I am THRILLED that Ricochet won and will get a shot on Sunday!
RAW Women’s Division: Have I ever mentioned that I’m over this Becky Lynch/Lacey Evans feud? I have? Good, because I wasn’t sure I’ve mentioned how boring I’m finding Becky’s ongoing problems with Emmie Slattery (Evans). I did appreciate them bringing up that Evans is a former Marine because I hate that they’ve taken someone who is a legit badass and can be such a great example for girls and turned her into a pinup who espouses sexist nonsense that has no place in modern America. HOPEFULLY, Scarlett (Lynch) will finally triumph over Emmie and move on to someone else.
Thank you, God, they made the IIconics look like competent champs! Their title run has been build on them looking stupid and it’s hurt them so badly. Even with a tainted win, it was a win over serious opponents, which they needed. Again, I loved edgy Bayley, but I hate that she’s playing into Alexa’s plan to steal the title. Hopefully, someone gets to Nikki and makes her see sense before something really goes wrong.
Raw Tag Team Division: After an absence of several weeks, Viking Raiders finally returned to RAW for some pillaging, and had to deal with the Greenjerks watching their match, for some reason, and that was about the most interesting thing about that match, since I don’t think we got the names of the poor guys they squashed.
I liked the Revival proving that there is no honor among thieves when they stole money from Drew McIntyre. I appreciated WWE trying to enhance McIntyre’s heel creds by having him attack Heath Slater, but it just felt forced.
I know Good Brothers are leaving in the fall, but I LOVED the reunion between them and Styles. Oh, what could’ve been if Vince had pulled his head out of his ass. That said, it looks like Styles’ words got to them so this last run might be pretty good. I did enjoy the tag match between them and the Usos, but it wasn’t long enough for me, plus Good Brothers looked ridiculous.
24/7 Championship: I’ll give Truth and Carmella their dues for trying to be clever with those disguises. They would’ve gotten away with it if not for the camera crew.
Roman Reigns vs Shane McMahon: If Shane and Drew haven’t gotten the message about pissing off Roman Reigns, I’m pretty sure they learned it tonight after Roman beat the hell out of Shane, to everyone’s delight, including mine.
Firefly Fun House: NOPE. Just…NOPE! He still gets points for the literature nod, but that’s it. I draw the line at maggots, but at least the rabbit was okay. Also: The world is ROUND, you inbred!
Overall Comments: So, how was RAW tonight? That was actually the best go-home show they’ve had in awhile. Every story got built and we got some great matches. Whoever was booking tonight should get a raise.
There’s been some discussion about Seth’s conduct, but it makes sense when you realize that he’s on his own. Ambrose is gone and Roman is dealing with his own issues. Seth’s got no one to watch his back and Lesnar is lurking around, so he’s getting paranoid and sick of everyone’s BS.
I’m ready for Alexa to get her ass kicked on Sunday and I hope Nikki Cross comes to her senses soon. I’m thrilled that the IIconics are finally being treated like legit performers and not just jokes.
Rollins vs Bryan didn’t disappoint, but the fact that we still don’t have a guest ref is cause for concern.
That’s it for Tiffany’s Takes! Tune in tomorrow for SmackDown and 205!
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