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King Rocker and Espiritu Maligno vs Ares and Guerrero Especial
Maligno and Especial start out with some grappling. Ares enters with Rocker next and they start grappling as well. Especial hits Maligno with a slam and Ares hits a splash off of the top for the pin. Especial hits a power bomb on Rocker for the fall. First Fall: Guerrero Especial pins King Rocker with a power bomb.
Maligno goes back and forth with Ares and takes him out. Rocker and Especial go at it next. Rocker hits a hurricanrana out of nowhere for the pin. Maligno hits a power slam then submits Ares with an arm stretch submission. Second Fall: Maligno submits Ares with an arm stretch.
Rocker gets dumped to the outside, and then Maligno gets worked over. Maligno rolls into a guillotine on Especial for the submission. Ares submits Maligno with a face crank. But Rocker hits a sloppy sunset flip power bomb on Ares. It was more Ares’ fault. For the win.
Winners: King Rocker and Espiritu Maligno
Millenium and Asturiano vs El Malayo and Fuerza Chicana
Asturiano and Fuerza Chicana start the match out with some grappling. Malayo has a batman tank top on lol. He comes in with Millenium and they do some faster paced grappling. After the grappling exchange some spots get traded. Fuerza catches Asturiano with a spear for the pin. Malayo reverses Millenium into a rings of saturn for the sub. First Fall: El Malayo submits Millenium with a rings of Saturn.
Malayo works over Asturiano. Millenium gets worked over next. They make a quick come back and Millenium hits a moonsault on Malayo for the pin. Second Fall: Millenium pins Malayo with a moonsault.
Asturiano hits a flapjack on Chicana. Millenium hip tosses Malayo and then hits a drop kick. Malayo catches Millenium with a back breaker and pins him. Fuerza hits a fisherman’s suplex on Asturiano where he nearly spiked his head for the win. Third Fall: Fuerza Chicana pins Asturiano with a fisherman’s suplex.
Winners: El Malayo and Fuerza Chicana
Triton, Star Jr, and King Jaguar vs Nitro, El Coyote, and Disturbio
Jaguar and Coyote start out with some grappling. Star Jr enters next with Disturbio and they start grappling as well. Triton and Nitro come in and go back and forth. Disturbio hits a back stabber on Star for the pin. Nitro slams Jaguar and Coyote hits a splash off of the top for the round. First Fall: Coyote pins Jaguar with a splash.
Jaguar gets worked over to start this round. Triton enters but he eventually gets overwhelmed by numbers. Star runs up the ropes and hits a tornado splash. He avoids an attack and lets Coyote and Disturbio hit Nitro. Then while they’re all down Triton hits a springboard splash for the pin. Second Fall: Triton pins them all with a springboard splash.
Star and Coyote strike each other to start this round. Star takes them all out with arm drag head scissors combos. They all get the rudos to the outside and then Star and Triton hit dives over the top rope to the outside. Triton hits a moonsault on Nitro for the pin. Second kind of that finish tonight already. Third Fall: Triton pins Nitro with a moonsault.
Winners: Triton, Star Jr, and King Jaguar
Kraneo, Volcano, and Esfinge vs Hechicero, El Sagrado, and Misterioso
Misterioso and Esfinge begin the match locked up and they do some grappling but it all breaks down into a brawl with everyone in the ring. Hechicero hits a running knee on Kraneo and Sagrado pins him. First Fall: Hechicero hits a running knee on Kraneo and Sagrado pins him.
They kill Mije who is babyface when he accompanies Kraneo. Hechicero and the gang continue to team up on anyone who dares enter the ring. Esfinge hits a few back breakers to change momentum. Kraneo and Volcano sandwich Misterioso and Sagrado. Kraneo accidentally runs into Volcano and Hechicero drop kicks him. Esfinge super kicks Hechicero then hits a springboard splash for the pin. Second Fall: Triton pins Hechicero with a springboard splash.
Hechicero tries to lift Kraneo but he cannot. Kraneo hits a splash on Sagrado. Kraneo and Volcano hit a splash and leg drop on Hechicero. Volcano hits a bunch of suplexes on Sagrado. Hechicero pushes Esfinge into the ropes and then does a splash on him. Volcano hits a leg drop on Sagrado and Misterioso breaks it up. Triton hits a splash to the outside on Hechicero. Volcano hits a handspring splash on Sagrado. Third Fall: Volcano pins Sagrado with a handspring splash.
Winners: Kraneo, Volcano, and Esfinge
Mistico, Atlantis, and Soberano Jr vs Ultimo Guerrero, Cavernario, and Gran Guerrero
Mistico and Ultimo Guerrero roll around and grapple some. Soberano enters with Gran Guerrero and they do some interesting grappling. Atlantis gets double teamed with Cavernario and Ultimo. Then they get Mistico, Atlantis, and Soberano in a triple submission. First Fall: Ultimo, Cavernario, and Gran Guerrero submit them all in a triple submission.
Soberano get worked over to start the round. Atlantis then gets held and beat on. Mistico then helps them make a come back and Cavernario and Gran get knocked to the outside. Mistico hits la mistica which is the head scissors into a Fujiwara arm bar for the fall. Second Fall: Mistico submits Ultimo Guerrero with a Fujiwara arm bar.
Atlantis starts out hot, hitting moves on everybody and dodging attacks. Soberano gets flipped in the air but hits a hurricanrana on Gran. Mistico hits a head scissors to the outside on Ultimo then hits an over the top rope dive onto him. In the ring Cavernario pins Atlantis with a slingshot splash and then Gran pins Soberano with a sit out power bomb. Third Fall: Gran Guerrero pins Soberano with a sit out power bomb.
Winners: Ultimo Guerrero, Cavernario, and Gran Guerrero
Caristico vs Volador Jr
Caristico gets attacked from behind on his way to the ring. Volador just keeps beating on Caristico. Volador hits a school boy and pins him. First Fall: Volador pins Caristico with a school boy.
Volador continues to work over Caristico. Caristico hits a hurricanrana to the outside and then he hits a dive through the middle rope. Caristico super kicks Volador twice for the pin. Second Fall: Caristico pins Volador with a super kick.
Caristico starts out super hot and hits a hurricanrana to the outside. In the ring Caristico hits a hurricanrana for a pin but just for a two count. Volador reverses Caristico and hits a head scissors. Then he hits a dive to the outside. Caristico gets back in the ring first somehow and hits a spinning plauncha. Then he goes back into the ring and hits a dive through the middle rope. He then goes back in the ring and does it again. Back in the ring Caristico hits a back elbow for a two count. Volador hits a super kick then back stabber for a close two count. Caristico leaps up and hits a hurricanrana while Volador stands on the ropes for a two count. Volador hits a Canadian destroyer on Caristico for a two count. Caristico springs up and hits a destroyer on Volador for another two count. Volador distracts the ref and then removes Caristico’s mask and gets him in a small package for the win. Third Fall: Volador pins Caristico with a small package.
Winner: Volador Jr
Arena Mexico Tuesday
Aereo and Acero vs Pierrothito and Mercurio
Acero and Mercurio start grappling to start. Aereo and Pierrothito are in next and they trade some moves. Mercurio gets Aereo in a camel clutch like submission. Pierrothito gets Acero in a pinning combo. First Fall: Pierrothito pins Acero with a pinning combo.
They team up on Aereo to start this round. Aereo gets dumped to the outside. He’s missing his two front teeth, hopefully that didn’t happen now. Acero gets worked over next. Acero hits a cross body and Aereo hits a hurricanrana. Aereo hits a springboard splash on Pierrothito. Acero hits a lionsault on Mercurio. Second Fall: Acero pins Mercurio with a lionsault.
Mercurio and Aereo go back and forth with Aereo getting the advantage. Acero is getting taken out on a stretcher. I’m not sure what happened, must have happened between the round break. Aereo has to take them both on on his own now. Aereo monkey flips Mercurio on the ramp. The numbers are too much for Aereo and Pierrothito submits him with a leg lock. Third Fall: Pierrothito submits Aereo with a leg lock.
Winners: Pierrothito and Mercurio
Stigma, Pegasso, and Super Astro Jr vs Raziel, Cancerbero, and Metalico
Super Astro and Raziel start the match with some grappling. Stigma enters next with Cancerbero and they too go to the ground and start to grapple. Pegasso enters with Metalico and but Pegasso’s speed is too much for him. Raziel and Cancerbero try a double team move on Astro and Cancerbero just falls off of the top rope. So Raziel hits a neck breaker then submits him. Metalico slams Pegasso and gets him in a stretch submission. First Fall: Metalico submits Pegasso with a stretch submission.
Stigma gets worked over to start the round. Astro tries to fight back but Metalico cuts him off. Pegasso is next up to be teamed up on. Astro hits a head butt off of the apron on Metalico to begin a come back. Stigma hits a crossbody and Pegasso hits a double arm drag. Stigma and Pegasso pin Raziel and Cancerbero with a hurricanrana. Second Fall: Stigma and Pegasso pin Raziel and Cancerbero with hurricanrana’s.
They try to work over Stigma but he uses his agility to fight back. Pegasso enters and he uses his speed to get the advantage. Now there’s a lot of back and forth action with them trading moves. Cancerbero hits a crucifix power bomb on Stigma for the pin. Astro drop kicks Metalico to the outside and then hits a big dive through the middle rope. Pegasso then hits a 450 on Raziel for the pin. And apparently they win. Who knows it’s CMLL. Third Fall: Pegasso pins Raziel with a 450.
Winners: Stigma, Pegasso, and Super Astro Jr
Blue Panther Jr, Triton, and Black Panther vs El Sagrado, Universo 2000 Jr, and Tiger
Black Panther and Universo start to tie up and grapple. The match breaks down really quickly as both Panthers get attacked. Tiger hits a vertical suplex on Triton. Triton hits a handspring elbow on Sagrado and Universo but coming off of the handspring Tiger catches him with a back stabber. First Fall: Tiger pins Triton with a back stabber.
Mije splashes Blue Panther but remember midget interference doesn’t count. Tiger and Triton go at it and Triton gets Tiger to the outside and then hits a dive. Blue Panther comes in and hits a bunch of back breakers. Blue and Black Panther get victory rolls on Sagrado and Universo for the pin. Second Fall: Black and Blue Panther get victory rolls on Universo and Sagrado.
There’s posturing to begin this round. Now the tecnicos are teaming up on the rudos. Some payback. Triton hit an asai moonsault on Tiger. Blue Panther hits a middle rope dive on Sagrado. Black Panther faked a dive but Blue Panther then hit another dive. Black Panther hits a dive on Sagrado, then hits one on Universo. Crazy. Dives galore. Tiger hits a Canadian destroyer on Triton then Triton goes to the outside and Tiger hits a dive. Universo jumps and sits on Blue Panther for the win. Uneventful finish. Third Fall: Universo 2000 sits on Blue Panther Jr for the win
Winners: El Sagrado, Universo 2000 Jr, and Tiger
(Lightning Round) El Audaz vs Misterioso
They start the match off with some grappling. Misterioso starts to work over Audaz. Audaz hits a head scissors on Misterioso and then hits a dive through the middle rope. Audaz then hits a dive over the top rope. Back in the ring Misterioso tries to take off Audaz’s mask. This is a sloppy match. Misterioso gets angry and pulls off the mask. Audaz wins via mask removal.
Winner: El Audaz
Titan, Stuka, and Flyer vs Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto
Stuka starts out with Ephesto and they do some grappling. Titan enters with Luciferno and they start grappling as well. Mephisto enters and Titan hurricanrana’s him to the outside. Titan chases him but Mephisto throws him into the barricade. Luciferno and Ephesto hit shoulder breakers on Stuka and Flyer for the pin. First Fall: Luciferno and Ephesto pin Stuka and Flyer with shoulder breakers.
Hijo del Infierno’s team up on everybody to start this round. Stuka and Titan take Luciferno and Ephesto to the outside and then Flyer gets Mephisto with a victory roll. Second Fall: Flyer pins Mephisto with a victory roll.
Titan and Luciferno go back and forth striking. Titan gets Luciferno and Ephesto out. He hits a head scissors on Mephisto to the outside and then poses. Flyer comes in with Luciferno and gets him out and then poses. Stuka comes in and takes out everyone. He does a back breaker to everyone on the outside. Stuka did an asai moonsault to Luciferno and then Titan and Flyer hit a middle rope dive on Mephisto and Ephesto. Back in the ring Mephisto tries to fight back, he slides to the outside but Flyer hits an asai moonsault. Titan slams Ephesto and Stuka hits a big dive. Titan gets Luciferno with a leg lock. Third Fall: Titan submits Luciferno with a leg lock.
Winners: Titan, Stuka, and Flyer
Caristico, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja vs El Terrible, Euforia, and Bestia del Ring
Euforia starts out with Angel de Oro and they start some grappling. Terrible attacks Oro and beats him up on the outside. Bestia jumps Roja and throws him into the barricade. Euforia works over Caristico. Euforia hits a modified pump handle slam for the pin. First Fall: Euforia pins Caristico with a pump handle slam.
Oro is getting mugged to start this round. Euforia goes to the outside and Caristico hits a splash to the outside. Oro and Roja hit corner super kicks on Bestia and Terrible. Second Fall: Roja and Oro pin Bestia and Terrible with corner super kicks.
Oro comes out on fire taking everyone out. Roja works over everybody but he gets in there with Terrible and they strike each other. Caristico enters with Euforia and then they posture a little. Caristico dodges an attack and Terrible hits Bestia. Oro hits a golden moonsault on Terrible. Roja gets a pinning combo on Bestia. Caristico gets the Fujiwara arm bar on Euforia for the win. Third Fall: Caristico submits Euforia with a Fujiwara arm bar.
Winners: Caristico, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja
Arena Mexico Friday
Stigma and Magia Blanca vs Hijo Del Signo and Espanto Jr
Well the on demand had no introductions for this match. Signo and Stigma start the match off with some grappling. Espanto and Magia come in next and they do some grappling. Stigma gets drop kicked off of the apron by Espanto. Signo gets a leg lock on Magia. Signo hit a code breaker and Espanto hit a german suplex on Stigma for the fall. First Fall: Espanto pins Stigma with a german suplex.
Magia gets worked over to start this round. Stigma gets teamed on next. They make a quick come back and Espanto gets caught up in the ropes and Stigma hits a guillotine leg drop for the pin. Magia gets Signo in a stretch. Second Fall: Magia submits Signo with a stretch.
Signo starts with Magia and tries to work him over but Magia hits an arm drag. Magia goes for a move and Espanto messes up so Magia just kicked him. Signo slams Stigma then gets him in a gory special. Stigma fights out of it and hits a fisherman’s driver for the pin. Espanto kicks Stigma in the corner and pins him. Down to Magia and Espanto. Espanto hits a northern lights suplex for a two count. Espanto hits a super sloppy back stabber and Magia kicks out. Magia then gets Espanto in a quick small package for the win. Third Fall: Magia Blanca pins Espanto with a small package.
Winners: Stigma and Magia Blanca
Guerrero Maya, Drone, and Fuego vs Polvora, Vangellys, and Kawato San
Maya and Kawato start grappling to begin this match. Polvora and Drone are in next and they trade moves back and forth. Fuego enters with Vangellys and Vangellys works him over. They try to cut off Fuego from his corner. Finally Maya gets the tag in and he gets Polvora in a victory roll for the pin. First Fall: Guerrero Maya pins Polvora with a victory roll.
This round starts out with Drone using his quickness to his advantage against Vangellys. Fuego works over Polvora and gets him out and then hits a pose. Maya comes in and hits moves on everybody as well, getting the crowd fired up. Finally the rudos gang up on Maya to stop his momentum. Kawato hit a double foot stomp off of the top rope on Fuego for the pin. Vangellys pinned Guerrero Maya with a fisherman’s suplex. Second Fall: Vangellys pins Guerrero Maya with a Fisherman’s suplex.
Drone tries to enter the ring but Kawato kicks the ropes, crotching Drone. Drone then proceeds to get worked over. Drone catches Vangellys with a splash off of the apron to help make a come back. Vangellys is thrown into the ring and then Polvora and Kawato next to him. Maya, Fuego, and Drone all hit splashes on them. They kick out but are hit with drop kicks. Fuego and Drone hit dives. Finally everyone is back in the ring and a tower of doom spot is done. Fuego dives on a prone Kawato but he kicks out. Drone then gets Kawato in a pinning combo for the pin. Maya hits a springboard head butt on Polvora who rolls out and then Maya hits a dive through the middle rope. Fuego then gets Vangellys in a pinning combo close to the ropes for the win. Vangellys argues. Third Fall: Fuego pins Vangellys with a pinning combo.
Winners: Guerrero Maya, Drone, and Fuego
(Lightning Round) Kaho Kobayashi vs Amapola
Amapola attacks Kaho during entrances. They get back in the ring and Kaho tries to fire up a come back but Amapola continues to work her over. Finally she does have a small come back hitting a big drop kick on Amapola. But as she tries to continue, Amapola spears her. Kaho does a head scissors and then a shinning wizard bringing Amapola to the outside. Kaho hits a splash off of the top rope onto Amapola. As Amapola tries to get back in the ring Kaho throws her into the barricade to beat on her. They keep fighting each other until the ref calls for the double count out. Yes a double count out. They continue fighting despite all of this. Double count out finish.
Kaho challenges Amapola to a hair vs hair match. She agrees and attacks Kaho afterwards. So yeah, there’s that.
Atlantis, Sobernao, and Atlantis Jr vs Villano IV, Rey Bucanero, and Hijo del Villano III
Atlantis starts out with Villano IV and they fight for position. Atlantis Jr and Hijo Villano come in and they go back and forth until Atlantis Jr hits a big drop kick on him to the outside. Soberano enters with Rey Bucanero. Soberano gets him to the outside and then hits a middle rope dive. Atlantis Jr monkey flips Hijo to the outside and then hits a middle rope dive and almost kills himself. Atlantis gets Villano IV in a submission for the fall. First Fall: Atlantis submits Villano IV with a submission.
Atlantis Jr starts this round off on fire doing moves on all of the opposition. Soberano then comes in and hits big moves on his opposition as well. Eventually the rudos get the upper hand and start to beat on the tecnicos. Bucanero and Villano IV hold up Atlantis Jr in a vertical suplex and Hijo Villano hits a cross body for the pin. Bucanero hits a senton splash on Atlantis and then Hijo Villano hit a splash off of the top rope. Second Fall: Hijo Villano III pins Atlantis with a splash off of the top rope.
Atlantis Jr gets teamed on to start this round. Finally after being beat on Atlantis Jr hits a dive to the outside and Soberano hits a back flip dive to the outside. Atlantis works on Villano IV in the ring, trying to untie his mask. Bucanero power bombs Atlantis Jr who was trying to do a move to Hijo Villano. Soberano runs up and hits a hurricanrana on Bucanero and then Atlantis Jr hit an arm drag on Hijo Villano III. Soberano kicks Bucanero into the ropes and then hits a lionsault for the pin. Atlantis Jr gets Hijo Villano in a hurricanrana for the win. Third Fall: Atlantis Jr pins Hijo Villano III with a hurricanrana.
Winners: Atlantis, Soberano, and Atlantis Jr
Ultimo Guerrero, Euforia, and Gran Guerrero vs Mascara Ano 2000, Sanson, and Cuatrero
Los Dinamitas jump Los Guerrero’s to start this match off. They beat on Los Guerrero’s the whole round. Mascara Ano gets Euforia in an abdominal stretch. Mascara looks great for 62. Just thought I’d throw that out there. Sanson back breakers Gran and Cuatrero hits an elbow drop for the pin. First Fall: Cuatrero pins Gran Guerrero with an elbow drop.
The beat down continues in the middle of the round. And when the round starts guess what? Beat down continues. It’s a critical beatdown. Los Guerrero’s gets Los Dinamitas all on the apron and then they sliding drop kick them all off. Finally a come back. They do the Los Guerrero’s triple team spot on Mascara Ano. Euforia and Gran press slam Cuatrero off of the top rope. Then they do a normal one to Sanson. Ultimo and Mascara exchange strikes. They’re just beating the hell out of each other. Ultimo falls to the outside attempting a move. Euforia double drop kicks Sanson and Cuatrero to the outside. Gran then hits a splash to the outside followed by Euforia. Ano then low blows Ultimo when the ref isn’t looking for the win. Second Fall: Mascara Ano 2000 pins Ultimo Guerrero with a low blow.
Ultimo wants a hair vs hair match with Mascara. Mascara does have nice hair for a 62 year old. I don’t know if I’d ever want to cut it.
Winners: Mascara Ano 2000, Sanson, and Cuatrero
Mistico, Volador Jr, and Dragon Lee vs Mr. Niebla, Negro Casas, and Cavernario
There was posturing and then it became a nice brawl. Niebla crotches Mistico on the barricade. Negro works on Dragon Lee and Cavernario beats up Volador. Cavernario hits a slingshot splash on Volador for the pin. Cavernario hits a snap suplex on Mistico and Mr. Niebla hits a top rope splash for the pin. First Fall: Mr. Niebla pins Mistico with a top rope splash.
Volador gets beat on to start this round. Mistico then gets taken out by a strike from Niebla. Lee drop kicks Niebla and Volador hits a handspring elbow on Cavernario and Casas. Mistico from the ramp hits a hurricanrana on Niebla to the outside. Volador then hits a splash over the top rope onto Niebla. In the ring Lee gets Casas in a pinning combo and Mistico submits Cavernario with the Fujiwara arm bar. Second Fall: Mistico submits Cavernario with a Fujiwara arm bar.
Mistico starts fighting back in this round and does successfully. He hits a hurricanrana on Niebla to the outside. Then leaps over the ropes to hit another one. Dragon Lee using his quickness to out work Cavernario and Negro Casas. Mistico and Lee super kick Negro to the outside and then get Cavernario out there as well. They hit dives over the top rope onto them. In the ring Volador just back stabbers Niebla for the win. Third Fall: Volador hits a back stabber on Mr. Niebla for the win.
Winners: Mistico, Volador Jr, and Dragon Lee
Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/3/22)
Is World Tag League tranquilo?
Can Naito & Sanada win back-to-back main events?
We just saw Los Ingobernables de Japon conquer Aussie Open, but can they trump The Joker & The Ace in NJPW World Tag League’s sixth round?
- Bad Luck Fale VS Ryohei Oiwa; Fale wins.
- Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls VS Kosei Fujita & Oskar Leube; Shane & Mikey win.
- Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS Bullet Club; Suzuki-Gun wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Tomoaki Honma, Master Wato, KUSHIDA & Kevin Knight VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
- World Tag League 2022: Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS Aussie Open; Aussie Open wins.
- World Tag League 2022: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare; Goto & Hashi win.
- World Tag League 2022: Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi; Evil & Yujiro win.
- World Tag League 2022: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Tetsuya Naito & SANADA; Naito & Sanada win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current World Tag League standings!
Aussie Open: 5-1, 10 points
The Mighty: 5-1, 10 points
Naito & Sanada: 4-2, 8 points
Khan & Henare: 4-2, 8 points
Suzuki & Archer: 3-2, 6 points
Yano & Tanahashi: 3-2, 6 points
Goto & Hashi: 3-2, 6 points
Evil & Yujiro: 0-5, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Coughlin & Kidd: 0-5, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Chase & Fale: [FORFEIT]
World Tag League 2022: Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS Aussie Open!
The Mechanical Bulls are in the exact opposite spot as Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher, but that won’t stop them! Can Coughlin & Kidd ruin the All United Empire Finals? Or will Dunk-Zilla & The Aussie Arrow turn things around from their first loss this league?
The Orchestrator, Gideon Grey, is here, and he says it is Coughlin’s birthday. Gideon was going to get Coughlin a birthday present, and then he heard how horribly Coughlin’s first WTL run is going. Kidd gets impatient and Gideon says this is what he’s getting at. This is his present to them: an opportunity to win their first two points against his team, “representing the United Empire…!” Gideon gives the introductions and Aussie Open makes their entrance. And Aussie Open is so fired up, they don’t sort out, they just go after Coughlin & Kidd! Davis is after Kidd, Kyle has Coughlin, and Davis knees Kidd low to send him out of the ring!
The bell rings, Aussie Open double whip Coughlin, but he ducks their double clothesline to shove Kyle into Davis. Coughlin goes to ropes, Davis runs in but Coughlin dumps him out. Kyle runs in but Coughlin TOSSES him out onto Davis! Kidd is up top and fans cheer for the ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit and fans cheer as Kidd fires up! Kidd puts Kyle back in for Coughlin, and Coughlin deadlift gut wrench suplexes! And then deadlift back suplexes! Cover, TWO! Tag to Kidd and he runs to BLAST Davis! Coughlin runs in to clothesline Kidd at the corner, then feeds him to Kidd’s EXPLODER!
The Mechanical Bulls flex and the fans fire up again. Coughlin hauls Kyle up, he and Kidd double suplex but Davis saves Kyle! Aussie Open dodge the Mechanical Bulls, Kyle SUPERKICKS Coughlin while Davis BOOTS Kidd! Fans fire up as Davis goes to the corner to tag in. Davis storms up on Kidd, he brings Kidd up but Kidd CHOPS back. Kidd eggs Davis on but Davis CHOPS Kidd! Kidd CHOPS, CHOPS and eggs Davis on. Davis CHOPS Kidd and fans fire up for that one. Kidd CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, then roars at Davis, but Davis knees low then throws Kidd out. Kyle BLASTS Coughlin off the apron!
Aussie Open coordinate, Kyle picks up Coughlin and Davis picks up Kidd, and they run around the way to SANDWICH the Mechanical Bulls! And then, DOUBLE APRON BACK SUPLEXES! And then, DOUBLE SCOOP SLAMS to the floor! Fans fire up as Kyle gets in the ring. The ring count starts, Coughlin and Kidd writhe as the count passes 5 of 20. Kidd sits up at 10, drags himself up with the railing, and fans rally up. The count is 15, Kidd flounders and staggers about, but Coughlin helps him up at 18 to get in at 19! Davis tags Kyle, Aussie Open double whip and double ELBOW Kidd, PENALTY KICK to SENTON! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up as Kyle looms over Kidd. Kyle sits Kidd up to ELBOW him in the head! Kyle clamps on a chinlock and grinds Kidd down. Kidd endures as Coughlin and the fans rally up. Kyle shifts to a BULLY CHOKE! Kidd endures, fights up, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Kyle cranks more, until the ref counts 4. Kyle “apologizes” then tags in Davis. Davis drags Kidd up but Kidd CHOPS! Davis scoops Kidd to SLAM him! Kidd grits his teeth as he gets back up to CHOP and CHOP! Davis scoop SLAMS again, but Kidd is right up! Kidd CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Davis whips Kidd right out, BOOTS Coughlin, and Kyle goes after Kidd!
Kyle scoops Kidd but Kidd slips off to scoop Kyle! Kidd SLAMS Kyle on the floor! Fans fire up as Kidd gets back in, dodges Davis, but Davis blocks the kick. Kidd gets free to ROCK Davis with a haymaker! Davis drops to a knee and fans fire up! Kidd roars and tags in Coughlin! The Android fires off forearms, but Davis blocks the chop. Coughlin avoids the clothesline to kick low to UPPERCUT then CHOP! Fans fire up with Coughlin and he whips Davis to a corner. Davis reverses, runs in and SPLASHES, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans fire up with Coughlin and he drags Davis up, short arm LARIAT! Cover, Kyle breaks it!
Coughlin kicks Kyle then throws him out. Fans rally and Coughlin drags Davis up. Coughlin scoops Davis but Davis fights with elbows. Coughlin still powers out but Davis slips off to ENZIGURI! Kyle tags in while Coughlin staggers to an open corner. Kyle runs in to BOOT Coughlin, then he suplexes. Coughlin slips out to scoop Kyle, INVERTED SLAM! Fans fire up and Coughlin tags Kidd. Kidd fires up, Coughlin whips him in at Kyle for a clothesline! And then another whip for a CHOP! Kidd SUPERKICKS Kyle, feeds him to Coughlin’s scoop, and Coughlin pops Kyle around for a POWERBOMB! Kidd covers, TWO!
Fans rally again as Kidd tags Coughlin. Kidd whips Coughlin in now but Coughlin blocks Kyle’s boot. Kyle SUPERKICKS instead and Coughlin goes down! Kidd runs in but Kyle puts him on the apron to SUPERKICK! Davis is there to catch Kidd, Kyle goes out, POP-UP ROUNDHOUSE! Aussie Open goes after Coughlin, scoop for the LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Coughlin survives and fans fire up again! Kyle is frustrated but he tags Davis back in. Aussie Open haul Coughlin up, double wrench, but he blocks the double pump handles! The Android shows his full power as he RAMS Aussie Open into each other!
Coughlin then reels them both in, for a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Fans are thunderous as all three men are down! Kidd returns and calls to Coughlin! Fans rally as Coughlin crawls that way, hot tag to Kidd! Kidd CHOPS Davis, but Davis just frowns. Kidd eggs Davis on, and Davis CHOPS Kidd! Davis eggs Kidd so Kidd CHOPS Davis! Davis CHOPS Kidd, but Kidd CHOPS Davis! Fans rally up as the CHOPS keep going, back and forth, faster and faster! Davis CHOPS and CHOPS, and CHOPS! But Kidd CHOPS Davis down!! Fans are thunderous as Coughlin slides back in. The Mechanical Bulls pinball Davis with forearm after forearm!
Davis SLAPS Kidd, SLAPS Coughlin, so they DOUBLE HEADBUTT him! Coughlin & Kidd go to opposite corners, they’re looking to copy Aussie Open! They both run in but Davis drops out of the way! Kidd & Coughlin stop short of hitting each other, but then Kyle gets in. Kyle SUPERKICKS Coughlin, dodges Kidd and Davis BOOTS Kidd! Aussie Open throw off the elbow pads but Kidd roars. But he stands up into the DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICH! Double pump handles, for COREALIS!! Cover, Aussie Open wins!
Winners: Aussie Open, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Coughlin & Kidd earn 0)
Well, that’ll be a birthday present Coughlin wishes he could return. Aussie Open bounce back from their first loss, are they still future winners of the World Tag League?
World Tag League 2022: Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare!
Bishamon is just outside the top of this block, but they vow to #GetBackUp! However, the Dominator & Ultimate Weapon are determined to keep that All United Empire Finals dream alive! Will it be Lights Out for Khan & Henare? Or will they be able to conquer the Chaos?
Naturally, Gideon Grey is still here from last match to give his other team their introductions. The teams sort out and fans rally for Khan already. Khan starts against the Fierce Warrior and fans fire up already. Khan and Goto circle, feel out the grapple, each trying for a leg. Goto facelocks but Khan slips free and fans applaud. The two go again, clinch, and end up on ropes. The ref calls the break, Goto lets off with a pat of the shoulders. Fans applaud and Khan comes back. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Khan powers Goto back to ropes. The ref calls the break again, and Khan lets off with pats on the shoulder. Then an IRON CLAW on the ear!
Khan laughs while the ref reprimands, and Khan CLUBS the ear! Hashi protests but Khan UPPERCUTS him down! Khan CLUBS Goto, runs, but Hashi slides in so Bishamon can run Khan over! HIP TOSS SENTON! Henare runs in but he gets double kicks, and the drums! Goto & Hashi drag Khan up and fans fire up for the drums! Goto stomps Khan around, then drags him back up. Khan shots around and has the PONYTAIL SLEEPER! The ref reprimands, Khan lets go at 4, then CHOKES Goto with his hands! The ref reprimands again, Khan lets off, but he misses Henare sending Hashi into railing! Khan CHOKES Goto more!
The ref reprimands again and Khan lets off. Henare leaves Hashi alone, and fans rally up both ways. Khan stands Goto up for Mongolian Chops! Goto staggers, Khan has him against ropes, and he Mongolian Chops again! Khan brings Goto out to Mongolian Chop him down! Kneeling cover, TWO! Khan tags Henare, the Empire mugs Goto, and Henare stalks Goto to ropes. Henare bends Goto back against the ropes while Khan distracts the ref. Henare bangs the war drums! Fans rally, Henare lets off and Goto flops back. Henare snapmares and KICKS, then SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Henare clamps onto Goto’s arm to keep him down.
Henare digs his elbow into Goto’s forehead, then JAMS Goto with the elbow. Tag to Khan and he drags Goto around. Goto CHOPS Khan! And CHOPS! But Khan knees low, then whips Goto into the corner. Khan CLUBS Goto on the back, then sits up on his throne! Henare BLASTS Hashi for good measure, and then Khan pulls Goto’s arms back. Henare KNEES Goto in the back! The ref reprimands and counts, Khan hops off at 4. Cover, TWO! Khan tells everyone to shut up but they rally for Goto anyway. Khan says Goto’s gonna kiss his foot! Goto resists as Khan pushes him down, and Goto fights up to his feet!
Goto CHOPS and CHPS and CHOPS, but Khan knees low and CLUBS Goto. Khan runs, Goto follows and LARIATS! Fans fire up as both men are down! Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! The Head Hunter rallies on The Empire! Fans fire up as Hashi runs in to CHOP Khan in a corner! Hashi whips and CHOPS again, then mule kicks! Khan fights the neckbreaker, but Hashi dodges the haymaker to hit the HEADHUNTER! Fans fire up as Khan staggers about. Hashi runs in to CHOP again! Hashi suplexes to hang Khan out to dry. Hashi runs side to side to dropkick Khan down! Hashi keeps moving, basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!
Hashi keeps cool and fans rally up. Hashi drags Khan up, fisherman’s a leg, but Khan fights with body shots. Khan pulls on Hashi’s ears! Khan whips Hashi into Henare’s haymaker, then Khan hits the PANCAKE PLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Hashi escapes but Henare tags in. Henare stomps the mat and waits on Hashi to stand. Henare runs in, RAMP- NO, Hashi fights off the Rampage with forearms! Hashi throws more forearms, but Henare DECKS Hashi with just one! Henare whips Hashi, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi crawls over, hot tag to Goto!
Goto fires off on Henare with forearms! Goto whips corner to corner, runs in, MURAMASA! And then the BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Goto drags Henare back up. Goto fireman’s carries but Henare fights that off with forearms. Goto ROCKS Henare, but Henare snarls. Henare ROCKS Goto, but Goto ROCKS Henare! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, and fans rally up. Henare eggs Goto on so Goto fires off a flurry! Then an ELBOW JAB! Goto runs, but into Khan’s cheap shot! ELBOW JAB, and then the Empire coordinates, BOOT ROUNDHOUSE SANDWICH!
Hashi runs in, but into an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Henare drags Goto up, into the ULTIMA NELSON! Bishamon fights against these submissions, so Henare spins to BODY SHOT Goto! And then the fisherman to the torture rack! Khan has Hashi in the Iron Claw, but Bishamon escapes both Streets of Rage and Eliminator! They shove Khan and Henare into each other, then Hashi SUPERKICKS Khan! Fans fire up as Hashi calls to Goto. Forearm and feed to the fireman’s carry, but Henare slips off. Goto powers Henare back into a corner, then moves aside as Hashi runs in to clothesline! Hashi feeds to the kick and hook-up!
Hashi runs, GOTO GOTO HUNTER! Cover, TWO! Henare survives the Russian Leg Sweep Blockbuster, but Hashi says it’s lights out! Goto drags Henare up to the dragon sleeper, Hashi has the legs, but Khan PONYTAIL SLEEPERS Hashi! Goto lets Henare go but Khan shoves Hashi into him! Then HITSUJIGOROSHI for Hashi! Henare gets the legs for the FUBUKI! And then MARINE!! Fans rally up as Henare & Khan drag Goto up. Khan Mongolian Chops Goto, then whips him corner to corner. Khan whips Henare in but Goto avoids the knee! Goto fires off forearms on Khan, then whips, only for Khan to reverse! RAMPAGE!! Cover, TWO?!?
Fans fire up again as Goto survives! Khan knocks Hashi down, and then the Monster Rage boils over! Henare drags Goto back up as fans rally. Fireman’s carry, and Khan runs, but Hashi LARIATS Khan down! SUPERKICK for Henare! Fireman’s carry, FIERCE FLASH into SHOUTO!! Cover, Bishamon wins!!
Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Khan & Henare earn 0)
The Dominator & Ultimate Weapon fall! Are the dreams of an All United Empire Finals finally shattered? Will Goto & Hashi head for back-to-back World Tag League wins?
World Tag League 2022: Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi!
The Meanest Tag Team in the World Tag League is still alive in the block, but if #EverybodyDies, can the King of Darkness and Tokyo Pimp spoil things for them? Or will the House of Torture learn not Everything is Evil?
Dick Togo accompanies the House of Torture out this time, but surely Sho is lurking. As always, Archer CLOBBERS a Young Lion in his entrance, and this time it’s Oskar Leube. And Archer again storms over to commentary to intimidate Milano Collection AT. Suzuki then makes his entrance, and fans get to shout along with, “KAZE NI NARE!” But as soon as introductions are done, Yujiro and Evil attack! Yujiro goes after Suzuki while Evil is after Archer! But Archer turns that around to send Evil out! The bell rings just before Suzuki throws Yujiro out, and then the brawling continues outside!
Fans rally as Suzuki knees Yujiro, then headlocks. Yujiro throws body shots then shoves Suzuki into railing! Evil throws his shirt at Archer to distract him, then he hits down low! Evil brings Archer around to ram into railing, then brings him into No Man’s Land. But Archer turns that around by raking Evil’s eyes! Fans cheer as The House of Torture is getting a taste of their own medicine! Speaking of, Suzuki is storming up to Yujiro with a chair! But Yujiro uses his pimp cane to fight back! CANE SHOT to the gut, then CANE SHOT to the head! But Archer goes after Yujiro now and snatches the cane away.
The ref tries to restore order but Archer JAMS Yujiro with his own cane. Suzuki gets in the ring but Yujiro is after him. Evil gets a chair, but so does Archer! Evil complains but the ref reprimands them both. Yujiro clamps a chinlock onto Suzuki, but Suzuki gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts that, Yujiro lets off, and then Yujiro slaps Suzuki around. Suzuki shoves Yujiro but Yujiro kicks low. Suzuki fires forearms but Yujiro knee slow. Evil holds Suzuki in the corner and Yujiro BOOTS Suzuki down! Evil tags in but fans rally up for Suzuki. Evil digs his boots in but the ref counts. Evil lets off at 4 and fans continue to rally.
Evil taunts Suzuki as he sits up. Evil CHOPS Suzuki, but Suzuki says that’s nothing! Suzuki eggs Evil on so Evil CHOPS again. Still not enough for Minoru, so Evil winds up, to claw Suzuki’s eyes! Fans boo but Yujiro tags in. Yujiro kicks Suzuki, SLAPS him, but Suzuki fights back with kicks! Yujiro claws Suzuki’s eyes more, then brings him around to snapmare. Yujiro runs to basement boot! Cover, ONE!! Fans fire up as Suzuki snarls and eggs Yujiro on. Yujiro brings Suzuki over with a headlock, Evil tags in. Evil throws his shirt at Archer again, but Suzuki CHOKES Yujiro! Evil claws Suzuki’s eyes!
The ref is busy with an angry Archer, Evil gets away with all this. Cover, TWO! Evil argues the count but then Suzuki sits up with a scowl. Evil talks trash while Archer throws his shirt back. Evil gives toying kicks but Suzuki slowly stands up. Evil keeps taunting Suzuki, but Suzuki throws a body shot! Evil rakes the eyes again, but Suzuki avoids the lariat to BOOT Evil down! Fans fire up and Suzuki tags in Archer! The Murderhawk Monster storms up to Evil, knees him low, then whips him hard into a corner! Yujiro runs in and clubs Archer, but Archer doesn’t budge! Archer knees Yujiro low, then whips him hard into a corner!
Fans fire up, but then Dick slides in! Archer turns around and Dick stops in his tracks. Dick bows and offers a handshake. Fans say not to trust that but Archer still accepts. To then whip Dick into Yujiro! And back elbow them both! Archer whips Dick into Evil, then back elbows them both! Archer whips Dick back at Yujiro, for another back elbow! And then back at Evil for another back elbow! Fans fire up with Archer while Dick flops down. Archer brings Evil around, runs and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Evil survives but Archer tags Suzuki. Evil begs for mercy and he apologizes, but Suzuki-Gun doesn’t trust that. Evil goes to double low blow, but gets blocked!
Archer & Suzuki kick and stomp Evil, then whip him to the corner. Suzuki runs in, Evil BOOTS him! Evil avoids Archer and Archer hits buckles. Evil hurries to reach out to Yujiro, but Archer runs in! Evil dumps Archer out! Hot tag to Yujiro! Yujiro brings Suzuki up, blocks his kick, rakes the eyes and throws Suzuki down for a SLIDING BOOT! Yujiro stands Suzuki up to throw knees and forearms. Yujiro puts Suzuki on ropes to BOOT him! Yujiro runs, but Suzuki knees low! Suzuki has the GUILLOTINE! But Yujiro BITES the hand! Suzuki kicks low, shoots around, but Yujiro grabs the ref to stop the sleeper!
Suzuki KICKS Yujiro’s arm! Suzuki argues with the ref but then Yujiro shoves Suzuki into the ref! The ref goes down, Evil slides in and BLASTS Archer! Dick slides in to stomp away on Suzuki! Fans boo as Evil and Dick stomp Suzuki, but Archer attacks them and Yujiro! Archer throws Dick and Evil out, then he goes out to CLUB Evil down. Suzuki and Yujiro stand, Yujiro throws forearm after forearm, but Suzuki just laughs those off! Yujiro kicks low, runs, but Suzuki follows, shoots around, and has the SLEEPER! Fans fire up as Suzuki spins Yujiro around, Gotch PILEDRIVER!! Cover, SHO drags the ref out!!
The Murder Machine stomps Suzuki as fans boo hard as ever! Archer gets in to grab both of them, but Dick uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Archer! Archer still choke grips Sho! But Evil LOW BLOWS Archer! Evil then clotheslines Archer out of the ring! Suzuki fights back but gets the SPOILER CHOKER, and the WRENCH SHOT! And then EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Evil drags Yujiro onto the cover and Dick fetches the ref. Fans boo the cover, but the House of Torture wins!
Winners: Evil & Yujiro Takahashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki & Archer earn 0)
The Murderhawk Monster rises and is furious, and same for Suzuki! They chase off the House of Torture, beat up on Young Lions and even the railing. Suzuki snatches the chairs from the timekeeper’s area to throw at Evil and Sho as they run away! The House of Torture ruined their run, but will Suzuki & Archer look to ruin Evil’s life?
World Tag League 2022: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Tetsuya Naito & SANADA!
The Joker & The Ace have found a way to stay alive in the block, but the Uncontrollable Charisma & Cold Skull are coming off a huge win just yesterday. Will Naito & Sanada keep this tournament tranquilo? Or will love, energy and comedy win out?
Naito mocks the bad boy squat as he makes his entrance. Maybe Naito was a “Yankee” in his school days, too? Yano grows impatient as Naito takes his time entering the ring. But Yano still says Tanahashi’s muscles are “SUGOI~!” Naito takes his time with his entrance attire while fans rally up, and Yano is again impatient. Naito taunts Yano with the tearaway pants, then throws them away. The teams sort out and Tanahashi starts for his team. LIJ slowly fist bumps, and Yano is annoyed again. The fist bump finally happens, and Yano gets further impatient waiting on LIJ to choose a starter. LIJ is taking their time on purpose at this point.
Finally, Naito steps up, and fans applaud. The bell rings and fans rally both ways. Tanahashi and Naito circle, Naito approaches but then backs away. They finally do tie up, and Tanahashi headlocks. Tanahashi thrashes but Naito pries the hold open. Tanahashi clamps it on tighter and fans rally up. Naito powers up but can’t power out as Tanahashi holds tight! Fans applaud and Naito fights back up. Naito pries at the hold, but ends up pulling hair! Red Shoes reprimands, but then Tanahashi pulls hair! Red Shoes counts, both men let go at 4, but then Naito pulls hair again! Tanahasih breaks free, but swings into a shove.
Naito arm-drags Tanahashi, kicks him and whips him out of the ring. Naito builds speed, but he fakes Tanahashi out to tranquilo! Fans fire up and Tanahashi storms in, only for Naito to roll out. Naito takes his time returning, and he circles with Tanahashi again. They feel out a knuckle lock, but then Naito tags in Sanada. Fans applaud as Yano calls to Tanahashi. Tanahashi tags Yano and fans fire up with him. Yano and Sanada circle, and then Yano squats! Is Sanada Yankee enough to squat with him? Sanada just stares at Yano stone faced. Yano eggs Sanada on and fans rally up, but Sanada isn’t sure.
Yano gets the fans to chant for it, so Sanada steps up to squat! But then Yano shoves him over! Yano ties Sanada up?! But he can’t figure out Paradise! Sanada kicks him away and Yano ends up in a corner. Yano says, “Lucky!” and he starts untying a buckle pad! Sanada runs over to CLUB Yano, then he whips Yano corner to corner. Yano reverses, then finishes untying the pad. Yano says here goes, but Sanada kicks Yano! But the pad takes the hit! Yano throws the pad to Sanada, but Sanada just throws it down! Yano is astonished and yells… at the pad? Sanada rolls Yano for a ROLLING CRADLE!
They go around and around and around, and around and around, then cover, but Tanahashi tips it! Yano has the cover, TWO! Tanahashi BLASTS Naito, Yano staggers around, but so does Sanada. Tanahashi kicks Sanada to ropes, then Yano staggers over. Yano & Tanahashi double whip, double shoulder Sanada down, and then they both squat. Fans fire up, Yano talks some trash, and then he and Tanahashi drag Sanada up. They double whip him to a corner, then Yano whips Tanahashi in. Sanada dodges Tanahashi to dropkick Yano down! Sanada then trips Tanahashi up, and ties him up in Paradise!
Fans fire up as Sanada gets Yano, too! Sanada ties Yano up in Paradise! Fans fire up for Double Paradise! Yano and Tanahashi both call to each other but neither can do anything! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans do get louder, and Sanada runs to dropkick Tanahashi out of Paradise! And then Naito distracts Red Shoes so Sanada can get the buckle pad. Fans rally up as Sanada SMACKS Yano out of Paradise! Sanada goes out after Yano and stomps him down while Naito SMACKS Tanahashi with the buckle pad! Naito then sends Tanahashi into railing while Sanada drags Yano up. Sanada POSTS Yano, then stalks him around the way.
Sanada drags Yano back up, puts him back in the ring, and covers, TWO! Yano is still in this and fans rally up. Sanada tags Naito, Naito drags Yano up, and LIJ double whips Yano to ropes. They double ELBOW, then split the wishbone before DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Naito squats so he can slap Yano around. Naito drags Yano up, cravats for a neck wrench, and he grinds Yano down. Fans rally, Yano endures, but Sanada tags in. Sanada ELBOWS Yano down, then stalks him. Sanada brings Yano up, CLUBS him down, then paces around. Tanahashi coaches Yano but Sanada stays on him.
Yano pulls Sanada’s hair! Sanada breaks free, knees low and whips, but Yano reverses to throw Sanada down! Fans rally and Yano crawls over, hot tag to Tanahashi! The Ace runs and forearms Sanada down! Tanahashi BLASTS Naito for good measure, then runs in at Sanada. Tanahashi blocks the boot to DRAGON SCREW! Naito runs in, but Tanahashi blocks the kick! Tanahashi waves bye before he DRAGON SCREWS Naito! Fans fire up with Tanahashi and he storms over to Sanada. Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Sanada into a drop zone, then he goes up the corner. SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO!
Tanahashi stays focused and fans rally again. Sanada slowly rises, Tanahashi runs, but Sanada dropkicks Tanahashi’s legs, then DROPKICKS Tanahashi out! Sanada hurries over to the ropes, to PLANCHA, but Tanahashi slides in! Sanada lands safe on the apron, he ROCKS Tanahashi, but Tanahashi gets a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW, a dropkick to the legs, then another DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi drags Sanada around by the legs, and ties him up in the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Naito BOOTS Tanahashi, CLUBS him, but Tanahashi hits back. Tanahashi sends Naito out, and fans fire up again.
Tanahashi waits on Sanada to stand and he runs the ropes, but Sanada ducks the slingblade! Sanada blocks the kick, to DRAGON SCREW back! Fans fire up and both men crawl. Sanada heads for his corner, hot tag to Naito! Naito storms up on Tanahashi to kick his legs. Naito whips corner to corner, runs in and JUMP KICKS! Leg sweep, COMBINACION feint, and a squat! Tanahashi lets his guard down, and Naito basement dropkicks! Fans fire up and Naito brings Tanahashi around into a FIGURE FOUR! But Yano stomps Naito down! Tanahashi is free and Yano coaches him up. Naito drags Tanahashi up instead.
Naito has a leg but Tanahashi fights with elbows. Naito ROCKS Tanahashi, whips him to ropes, but Tanahashi reverses to SLINGBLADE! Fans fire up while both men are down! Tanahashi and Naito crawl, hot tag to Yano! Yano brings Naito up, ducks Naito’s haymaker and clinches to Belly2Belly! Fans fire up more and Yano whips Naito at the bare corner. Naito reverses but Yano stops himself. Yano dodges and Naito hits bare buckles! Roll-up, TWO!! Naito survives but Yano fires back up. Yano runs in at the corner but Naito dodges, and Sanada runs in to elbow Yano! Sanada feeds Yano to Naito’s ELBOW, then Sanada back suplexes!
ROLLING JACKKNIFE BRIDGE, TWO!! Yano escapes! Fans fire up and Naito drags Yano back up. Naito throws ELBOW after ELBOW into Yano, but Yano gets around! Tanahashi gets in, Yano feeds Naito to the DRAGON PALM! Yano runs to CHOP BLOCK! Roll-up, Sanada breaks it in time!! Fans fire up again and Tanahashi drags Sanada up to throw him out. Yano hauls Naito up, but Naito fights free. Sanada drags Tanahashi out and sends him into railing. Naito feeds Yano to Sanada’s low dropkick! Tanahashi returns and gets around Sanada, but Sanada turns Twist ‘n’ Shout into MAGIC SCREW!
Fans fire up as Sanada DROPKICKS Yano, and Naito atomic drops! ENZIGURI to ROLLING ELBOWS! Then assisted TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up as Naito drags Yano back up. Naito wrenches, tilt-o-whirls, DESTINO!! Cover, LIJ wins!
Winners: Tetsuya Naito & Sanada, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yano & Tanahashi earn 0)
The Joker & The Ace bust! Their run at the top is out of the question, but can they shift into spoiler mode after this?
As for LIJ, the rest of the faction joins Naito & Sanada, including Shingo Takagi who’s been on commentary. Naito gets the mic to say, “Buenas noches, KAKOGAWA~!” Naito notes this is the first Kakogawa event for NJPW in four YEARS, so there’s surely some fans seeing them live for the first time ever. He asks if everyone enjoyed seeing the World Tag League tonight, and the fans cheer because they certainly did. Naito notes that he and Sanada have now moved up to 5-2 for 10 points. “We will win out and take the trophies? Or not? Keep watching World Tag League, enjoy the drama, and… Actually… I got nothing.”
Fans have a good laugh, but Naito does continue with, “Keep watching World Tag League to the end. By the way, now today, some of you can only clap but the rest can cheer, right?” Those fans cheer to confirm! “So let’s end this right for the first time ever in Kakogawa.” Fans cheer, liking the sound of that. “For those of you in the clapping sections, please yell out in your hearts. For those who can cheer, please yell out with me! Everyone, are you ready?” Fans cheer to say yes, they are! “There’s only one way to close out the first NJPW show in Kakogawa in four years. Bushi! Sanada! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Y Naito! Nosotros! LOS! INGOBERRRNABLEEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!”
Fans are fired up to even have this much cheering back. Will they all be able to cheer the next time NJPW is in Kakogawa? Will they be cheering on LIJ as the World Tag League winners and IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions?
Here are the NEW World Tag League standings!
Aussie Open: 6-1, 12 points
The Mighty: 5-1, 10 points
Naito & Sanada: 5-2, 10 points
Goto & Hashi: 4-2, 8 points
Khan & Henare: 4-3, 8 points
Suzuki & Archer: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Yano & Tanahashi: 3-3, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Evil & Yujiro: 1-5, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
Coughlin & Kidd: 0-6, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Chase & Fale: [FORFEIT]
Another great round for World Tag League, and a couple more teams are mathematically eliminated. House of Torture get their first win ruining the run for Suzuki & Archer, and I kinda want a feud of Suzuki-Gun VS House of Torture now so Suzuki can beat the crap outta Evil and Dick. Coughlin & Kidd are a great looking team despite that 0-6 record, but sometimes great looking teams don’t get the round robin run you’d expect. Aussie Open are certainly shoe-ins for the finals, and they’re up against Khan & Henare next to give us that All United Empire match since I don’t see the All United Empire Finals happening.
Bishamon looked great in their win over Khan & Henare, keeping their hopes of going back-to-back alive. But there has to be something that spoils that, because I’m still seeing LIJ making it. As I figured yesterday, Yano & Tanahashi VS Naito & Sanada was hilarious but also really competitive, and back-to-back main event wins is great for LIJ. And it’d be fitting that Aussie Open gets a second chance at LIJ for giving them that loss.
My Score: 8.7/10
(NOAH) NOAH NEWSLETTER VOL.192 ~ 30TH NOVEMBER 2022
NOAH ends November with some big announcements! Returns, new debuts and surprising challenges!
Masa Kitamiya challenges Masato Tanaka
Following the tag match against Masato Tanaka and Shoki Kitamura in ZERO-ONE on the 20th November, Masa Kitamiya challenged Masato Tanaka for the ZERO-ONE World Heavyweight. Kitamiya said he wanted the belt for two reasons – one was because Masato Tanaka had the belt, and secondly because he felt that his eleventh year in wrestling had been a sad one. The match will take place at Korakuen Hall on the 1st January, the same day that NOAH at the Nippon Budokan, so Kitamiya will be wrestling two matches that day with ZERO-ONE taking place before NOAH. Kitamiya is determined to enter The Nippon Budokan as champion.
Akitoshi Saito remembers Bison Smith
Akitoshi Saito made a touching tribute to his old partner on the anniversary of his passing, by winning the match with the Iron Claw slam. Backstage he remembered “the blue eyed samurai” by recalling their last conversation, and saying that he felt Bison was with him and had given his approval for Saito to team with Yone.
Perros Del Mal De Japon Farewell
Perros Del Mal De Japon made their final appearance as a unit in Yoyogi on November 23rd. They were accompanied to the ring by Kotaro Suzuki (who may not be appearing in NOAH following The Tokyo Gurentai produce due to his contract expiring) and Ikuto Hidaka. Neither of them got involved too much in the match.
Yoshinari Ogawa came to the ring with a Singapore cane slung over his shoulder, while his partners also brandished weapons, Kai Fujimura had a baseball bat and Yasutaka Yano carried a trash can. The match was as you would expect; the first time everyone got counted out, the second time ended in a count out when the young boys got Perros counted out (Ogawa had left in disgust by this time) and when he came back, the match lasted 11 minutes and 36 seconds, and ended when NOSAWA decided to assault the referee. Ogawa took everyone out with a trash can lid before leaving. He had also managed to hit Kotaro on the head earlier, but concentrated his attack on NOSAWA and Eita. When Ogawa had gone, Perros bade farewell to each other, but their war with Ogawa wasn’t over as both Eita and NOSAWA will have singles match with him. NOSAWA’S match will be on the 14th in Aizuwakamatsu, Fukushima, while Eita’s will be on the 23rd at the N-INNOVATION. Kotaro Suzuki was a little irritated that he didn’t get a singles match, which NOSAWA completely ignored, but he will have a singles match himself against Eita on the 20th.
MaruKen reunite to challenge for the GHC Heavyweight Tag Titles
Naomichi Marufuji pinned Takashi Sugiura in Yoyogi and therefore won the right to challenge the tag champions. With Masakatsu Funaki and Masaaki Mochizuki hanging over the ropes offering their hands as partners, Marufuji announced to the uproar of the crowd and the disbelief of Takashi Sugiura (whose reaction was akin to “Who? Are you fucking kidding me?”) that he would be challenging with KENTA. Backstage, Marufuji was not too sure that KENTA would accept the offer, but he did and the match has been set for the Nippon Budokan on New Year’s Day.
To explain for the newer fans, during their NOAH Junior days, KENTA and Marufuji were in a much beloved junior tag team known as MaruKen, they hold the record for the longest title reign as a junior team and they also broke down the rules for juniors fighting heavyweights as Misawa allowed them to challenge for the GHC Heavyweight Tag Titles. As a team they never had a falling out that led to their split, they just drifted apart as Marufuji noted in “Heir To The Ark” and went to do their own things and over time they became rivals. Now they reunite as heavyweights.
AMAKUSA challenges Dante Leon
AMAKUSA made a silent challenge to Dante Leon for the GHC Junior Heavyweight following their match in Yoyogi. The way the match went gave fans the impression that Alejandro might be the one to challenge, but in the end it was Amakusa who pointed silently at the belt. Title challenge will main event the N-Innovation on the 23rd December.
Kenoh & Kaito Kiyomiya
Kaito Kiyomiya overcame Kenoh in their second pre match, and taking the microphone he stood over him and said that Kenoh had just been overcome by the guy who he was saying “was just trying his best”, and what did that say about Kenoh? Kiyomiya told him it meant he “was all mouth”. Their next pre match is on the 14th December.
It has been announced that the team of Great Muta, Sting and Darby Allin will team together at Great Muta’s final match on the 22nd January at the Yokohama Arena. Allin had been tagging with Sting when Muta materialized on the 23rd September to save Sting from Buddy Matthews. There has been no mention as to who will be their opponents, but it is thought that Matthews may be involved as he has a score to settle.
YO-HEY & Kzy challenge for the GHC Junior Tag Titles
Tag championships can be volatile belts and tend to suffer more backwards and forwards than singles belts do at times. This was the story when Atsushi Kotoge and Seiji Yoshioka managed to take the belts back from The Kongoh Juniors in Yoyogi. This was the Kongoh Junior’s first defense, and Hajime Ohara and Shuji Kondo, had only held the belts for thirteen days. Following their title win, the next threat came from their own unit, as YO-HEY challenged for the belts with DragonGate’s Kzy as his partner.
“I’m in a disappointing situation with no results to speak of at all. To overcome this situation, I want the belt. With the belt in hand, I can reach even higher heights. I want to do this, so please let me challenge for the tag belt next”.
Title match will take place on the 23rd December at the N-Innovation.
Yoshiki Inamura fails to capture his first singles belt, but succeeds in other ways
Yoshiki Inamura failed to win his first singles gold when El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Junior used his experience (the part which he and Inamura were not well matched in, and I doubt Wagner Jnr has ever had anyone throw him around after catching him following a dive) to retain the gold. Inamura had wanted to win this belt to usher in his own era of NOAH, which would be separate to Kiyomiya’s (yet I think would also rival his, as Inamura would kind of be more the leader of the younger generation, which Kiyomiya knows is rising up to threaten him), and he would stand next to him and not below him as champion. Inamura might have failed in his attempt to win his first singles belt, but as Tokyo Sports said, he most definitely gave birth to his era.
ELSEWHERE IN NOAH
– Shuhei Taniguchi had his best match in a long time when he and Hideki Suzuki fought to a referee stop in Yoyogi. Fans want to see a round two.
– For some reason the wrestling promotions (and not the MMA companies) were told to come to Antonio Inoki’s memorial on the 24th November at 11am instead of 1pm, someone said this could be a prank that Inoki had set up. Prank or not, in something practically unheard of NOAH (Kenoh, Yoshiki Inamura, Satoshi Kojima, Kaito Kiyomiya, Katsuhiko Nakajima and Takashi Sugiura), New Japan and All Japan, plus some staff members, went to have something eat and drink and all sat down and talked for two hours. Inoki’s final wake will be held on March 7th at Ryogoku Kokugikan, what form this will take has not been announced, but it will be a fan event. In Shinto, the deceased are mourned and funeral services are held for forty-nine days following death, the final day is a day of celebration and farewells, when the mourning period is over and the deceased can finally leave earth and cross to the afterlife. It has been said that Inoki will be sharing a beer with Giant Baba.
– Takashi Sugiura’s pants stayed on when he met up with Kenta Kobashi and had some drinks…which is more than can be said about when he visited Akira Taue’s restaurant, and got drunk with Go Shiozaki.
– Kazuyuki Fujita said in his Weekly Pro yearbook profile, that he liked drinking highballs on the Shinkansen.
– Yoshiki Inamura and Kaito Kiyomiya summon Alejandro
EVENT RECAPS AND POST MATCH PROMOS
NOAH THE BEST 2022 – WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 23RD, NATIONAL YOYOGI STADIUM 2ND GYMNASIUM
- GHC Heavyweight Champion: Kaito Kiyomiya
Challenger: Kenoh, ABEMA presents NOAH “THE NEW YEAR” 2023 (Saturday January 1st, Nippon Budokan)
- GHC Junior Champion: Dante Leon
Challenger: AMAKUSA, N Innovation (Friday December 23rd, Shinjuku Face)
- GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: KojiSugi (Satoshi Kojima & Takashi Sugiura)
Challengers: MaruKen (Naomichi Marufuji and KENTA), ABEMA presents NOAH “THE NEW YEAR” 2023 (Saturday January 1st, Nippon Budokan)
- GHC Junior Tag Champions: The NOAH Junior Regulars (Atsushi Kotoge & Seiki Yoshioka)
Challengers: YO-HEY & Kzy, N Innovation (Friday December 23rd, Shinjuku Face)
- GHC National Champion: El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr
Challenger: TBA, NOAH the BEST 2022 (Wednesday November 23rd National Yoyogi Stadium 2nd Gymnasium)
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