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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (9/7/19)

An all-star team takes on ALL the ROH champions in one match!

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ROH Wrestling Television, Episode 416

The best of ROH face off in an epic 8 Man Tag main event! Will it be the Champions or the All-Stars that are the best of the best when ROH takes Center Stage?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • 2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Brian Johnson VS Austin Gunn; Gunn wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • 2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Ken Dixon VS The Haitian Sensation; wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • 2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Dak Draper VS Makita; Draper wins and advances to the semifinals.
  • Champions VS All-Stars, Elimination 8 Man Tag: Matt Taven, Shane Taylor & The Briscoes VS Jay Lethal, Jeff Cobb, Kenny King & Rush; The All-Stars win.

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The champions of ROH will unite.

Notorious Shane Taylor, the ROH World Television Champion. #DemBoys, the Briscoes, the ROH World Tag Team Champions. And THE ROH World Champion, Matt Taven! But will they be able to be victorious when facing an all-star team tonight?

 

ROH throws it to Ian Riccaboni and Quinn McKay.

Team IQ is excited over such a star-studded main event from Atlanta, “one of the most insane things” ever. However, there was something almost as crazy that happened recently, when a former world champion was interrupted.

ROH throws it to Dalton Castle at Center Stage.

The Peacock wanted everyone to remember that he is THE MOST entertaining person in ROH! And he vowed to once again be ROH World Champion! Anyone in his way will be punished for ROH’s mistakes of overlooking Dalton Castle. But Joe Hendry would be the man to stand in Castle’s way! An epic titantron for an even more surprising appearance, The Prestigious One would come to Atlanta! And Hendry has scoured the globe for the most prestigious championships in the world, and that led him right here to ROH!

Castle looks around the room and sees only one world champion, and it isn’t Hendry. But Hendry says Castle is a former world champion, but Hendry is a future world champion! And the first step to the top is taking on someone of Castle’s caliber! Castle can step up to Hendry and be the first chapter of the Hendry Story! Because as of right now, Castle is the second biggest personality, the second most entertaining person in ROH, because you’re looking at the first! And that’s JOE HENDRY, #SOPRESTIGIOUS~!

 

Backstage interview with the ROH champions.

Quinn McKay is with Taven, Taylor, Jay & Mark as they all prepare for a major match tonight. All the gold is here! Is the champs not here, Quinn? They is here, Mark. But obviously they’re the champions against the All-Stars, and don’t normally team together, but do they have a plan to beat Jay Lethal and his team? Wow, genius reporting, Quinn. Why don’t you say “champions” again. But the key word is that they ARE champions! How can anyone bet against these four?! Grand Slam Taven, the ELEVEN TIME ROH Tag Team Champions, and Shane T, the Baddest You’ve Ever Seen! They’ll handle this. Please, Quinn, take the Melvin bow tie off and show some respect to the greatest championship team ever. Why!? Because he’s the captain, and HEEEE’S Matt Taven!! Yes, captain. The world champ is captain. Yeah well Jay had that belt twice, he should be captain. Quinn gets clear as the arguing begins. Will these four champions keep their egos in check to defeat the All-Stars?

 

Team Coast2Coast talk backstage.

Leon St. Giovanni tells Shaheem Ali that he has got this. Ali will take down Rhett Titus. Kenny King comes over and says he likes what he’s hearing. These two young pups finally have some teeth. King ain’t with Rhett no more because Rhett has no heart. It makes King sick thinking back. But C2C has what All Night Express used to have. So take that fire, walk that path. It ain’t a shortcut if you win the race. Will King’s pep talk help Ali defeat The Fittest in their upcoming match?

 

Team IQ comments on what we just saw.

To think that the K I N G would take Coast2Coast under his wing in a way. It makes sense, they’re young stars that could use some guidance. But then there are eight on the way in ROH in the Top Prospect Tournament! The opening round of eight is over, and the semifinals are coming soon to Honor Club! Two men will soon move on to the finals in Las Vegas, but first, the highlights of the first round!

 

2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Brian Johnson VS Austin Gunn!

The self-proclaimed Number One isn’t actually the number one seed, but he’s still confident that he’ll be the one at the end. However, he’s going against the Son of a Gunn, Billy’s boy! Will having hall of fame genetics end Johnson’s swagger?

The full match is on ROH’s YouTube, but ROH TV jumps to Johnson having Austin on the defense. Johnson takes his time getting back up on the apron and Austin shoves him back. Johnson gets mad now, but he trips up entering! Famouser! Cover, AUSTIN WINS!

Winner: Austin Gunn, by pinfall; advances to the semifinals

And there it is! Johnson’s ego gets the better of him, and that allows Austin to advance! Is the Son of a Gunn going to make his father proud in ROH?

 

2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Ken Dixon VS The Haitian Sensation!

Another match available on ROH’s YouTube, as ROH TV skips to Sensation dodging Dixon. Haitian Vacation calf kick! Cover, the Haitian Sensation wins!

Winner: The Haitian Sensation, by pinfall; advances to the semifinals

 

2019 Top Prospect Tournament Opening Round: Dak Draper VS Makita!

And the opening round ends with the Mile High Magnum, Double D from Denver, taking on the African warrior from Cameroon! Also watch the full match on ROH’s YouTube as ROH TV skips to Draper looming over Makita. Draper clubs Makita’s back then scoops him up high, for a pop-up to the fireman’s carry. BIG wasteland slam! Cover, Draper wins!

Winner: Dak Draper, by pinfall; advances to the semifinals

The Magnum Drop drops Makita, and now our Top Prospect semifinals are complete! Will Draper do the same to the Haitian Sensation? Will Dante Caballero #GetTheJobDone against the Son of a Gunn?

 

The war of LifeBlood and Villain Enterprises continues.

Before the two factions fight for the ROH World Six Man Tag Championships, Bandido takes on the Villain himself, Marty Scurll! ROH will bring this and more from Center Stage next week!

 

ROH throws it back to Team IQ.

Ian and Quinn are ready for Global Wars Espectacular! The stars of ROH and CMLL shine together September 6th, 7th and 8th, but the main event of that will be Matt Taven defending the ROH World Championship against CMLL’s Volador Jr! Taven has been on a ONE-YEAR winning streak, but Volador Jr. was the last man to pin Taven, so can Volador bookend that streak? Plus, Barbaro Cavernario, Triton, Stuka Jr. and Caristico will all be active during Global Wars weekend, among others. Will ROH or CMLL come out the victors of this truly especial three day event?

 

Champions VS All-Stars, Elimination 8 Man Tag: Matt Taven, Shane Taylor & The Briscoes VS Jay Lethal, Jeff Cobb, Kenny King & Rush!

The action begins as the Hawaiian Juggernaut steps to the ROH World Champion, but the champion wants El Toro Blanco! Taven calls Rush out and fans want to see it, so Rush tags in! Rush stands toe to toe with Taven, and Taven steals his catchphrase: “Nothing happens until I say so!” And then Taven tags out to Jay Briscoe. Rush and Jay circle and fans fire up for this rematch of that epic battle of brothers. Jay and Rush tie up and Rush gets a waistlock. Jay standing switches then shoves, and things speed up. Rush leaps over but Jay runs Rush over with a shoulder! But Rush is right up and runs Jay over in return! Taven brags on Jay’s behalf as Jay and Rush start throwing forearms! Jay kicks low then whips, but Rush reverses to run in. Jay elbows back but gets a headbutt from Rush! Fans rally as Rush looms over Jay.

Taven tells Jay to get up, and Jay slowly stirs. Rush backs away to let Jay up, but Jay Lethal tags in! Rush is a bit surprised, but he leaves Jay Briscoe with a parting gift: a big wad of spit! Briscoe shrugs that off as he tags to brother Mark. Mark and Lethal circle now and they tie up. Mark waistlocks but Lethal hooks a leg to get around and wrench the arm. Mark rolls to trip Lethal up and get a headlock. Fans cheer and duel and Lethal powers out, only for Mark to run him over! Mark runs but Lethal keeps up, Mark O’Connor rolls Lethal, TWO! Lethal keeps things moving, hip toss and cartwheel dropkick! Lethal gets Mark up and Kenny King tags in. There’s still tension between the Franchise and the K I N G over their Best of 3 Series, but Lethal lets King club Mark to a corner.

King CHOPS Mark then whips him to ropes. King hits a hip toss and cartwheel dropkick of his own! Mark bails out while King and Lethal stare down, and now Taylor tags in. Former friends here, but the Rebellion brothers agree to keep things friendly. So King tags out to Cobb! The two biggest men are now in this match together! They’ve fought over the World TV Championship, and now they’ll fight again. Taylor shoves Cobb but Cobb shoves back. Fans rally for Cobb as each man dares the other to run. They decide to both run, and they collide! Neither man falls so they try again. Another collision, and now Taylor runs. Taylor rams Cobb but Cobb rebounds to ram Taylor. Taylor hits again but Cobb comes back again. They keep ramming shoulders and Taylor starts backing Cobb down. Taylor throws forearms but runs and Cobb keeps up! Cobb dropkicks Taylor down! The fans fire up as we go to break.

ROH returns and Taven wants a test of strength with Cobb. Fans chant for “Toro Blanco!” but Taven doesn’t care. Taven grabs Cobb by the hair! Cobb breaks out to CHOP away on Taven in return for War of the Worlds. Cobb whips Taven but runs into a boot. Taven runs but Cobb hurdles, only to run into the dropkick. But Cobb comes back to body check Taven! King laughs at Taven but Taven kicks the “idiot” Cobb back. Taven runs but leaps into Cobb’s arms! Cobb pops Taven up for a suplex, and holds him there for almost 20 before throwing him down! Taven writhes but Cobb tags to Lethal. Lethal also owes Taven something for G1 Supercard. Cobb holds Taven as Lethal climbs up. Lethal sees Lanny Poffo on commentary and gives him a shout out, ooh yeah! Ax handles clobber Taven down!

Lethal CHOPS Taven then tags to Rush. Rush hushes the fans and he CHOPS Taven even harder. Tag to King and King gives his own CHOP to Taven! King tags Cobb and Cobb has Taven for a… CHOP! Taven is almost out on his feet but King tags back in. King scoop slams Taven to springboard leg drop. Cover, TWO! King keeps on Taven and keeps him away from the champions’ corner. Tag to Rush and Rush kicks Taven hard in the ribs. Rush snapmares Taven into a chinlock, then spins Taven around to whip to the open corner. King tags in and Rush whips King in to splash Taven. Rush adds his own splash, then snapmares Taven, Rush and King combine for double basement dropkicks! King and Rush appreciate being on the same page, but Rush won’t give King the Los Ingobernables seal of approval just yet.

King brings Taven around and Lethal tags in. King didn’t want that, but Lethal SLAPS him to shut him up. Lethal then takes Taven to whip. Taven reverses but Lethal sunset flips. Taven rolls through but Lethal avoids Just the Tip and rolls Taven up. Cover, TWO and Taven LARIATS Lethal down! Fans fire up as both men crawl. Jay Briscoe tags in and has Lethal with European Uppercuts. Briscoe stomps Lethal in a corner and brings him around to whip. Lethal dodges, handsprings, but gets caught to underhooks. Lethal spins out but Briscoe still tries. Lethal dodges the underhooks again to slip out the back and run, but into a huricanrana! Lethal rolls right up to his feet, and both Jays go for BOOTS! Lethal’s hits first, and he enziguris Briscoe! But Briscoe comes back with a dropkick! Lethal falls into the champions’ corner, and Taylor tags in while Taven gets furious cheap shots in. The All-Star team protests but that just keeps the ref distracted. Mark Briscoe gets his own shots in while ROH goes to break.

ROH returns again, and Mark CHOPS Lethal! But Lethal CHOPS back! And again! And again! And again! But Mark tackles Lethal, only to end up in the All-Star corner. King tags in, and rakes Mark’s back! King whips Mark corner to corner but Mark goes up and over, only to get the heel kick! Cover, TWO! King keeps on Mark and snap suplexes to ground ‘n’ pound! Cover, TWO! King keeps on Mark with another whip. Mark dodges and Jay tags in. The Briscoes get King with misdirection and a boot! Mark hits Rush and Cobb while Jay brings King up. Jay Briscoe gives King a big EuroUpper, then another, and another. Tag back to Mark, and the Briscoes grind boots in. Taven sneaks in some cheap shots, then Mark drags King up. Mark suplexes and drops King, then smiles with his gap.

Tag to Jay and the Briscoes whip King to run him over together! Fans fire up and Jay spits back at Rush! The ref can’t keep Rush back and Rush has Jay with fists! Taylor helps Jay but Rush whips. Jay reverses and Mark runs Rush over. Cobb and Lethal run in and it’s chaos! Taylor ends up outside but so does Cobb. Taven leaps onto Lethal, then throws big haymakers on King! Jay Briscoe gives Mark a chair! Mark stands the chair up, and uses it to FLY onto Cobb and Taylor! Fans fire up more as Mark goes after King with haymakers. Jay puts King in and stalks him to ropes. Jay whips King corner to corner and hits a clothesline. Feed to Mark for a Canadian rack, REDNECK BOOGIE! Cover, but Cobb saves King! Cobb throws Jay but Jay sends Cobb out. Mark wrecks Cobb with a dropkick!

Amy Rose checks on Kenny King, he still has eye problems. But Jay snatches that water bottle from her to SPLASH it all over Amy! But then King rolls Jay! King ELIMINATES Jay Briscoe!! And no one is more shocked than Jay Briscoe himself! The Diamond Diva pays dividends again for the K I N G, he can say he pinned yet another former world champion. King swaggers but then sees the “collateral damage” that is Amy’s wardrobe. Amy heads to the back while ROH goes to break.

ROH returns again and Lethal CHOPS Taven. “How do you like it, champ?” Lethal CHOPS again, but then Taven CHOPS back. And again! Taven whips but Lethal reverses, only for Taven to kick back. Lethal dodges the heel kick for the Lethal Combination! Cover, TWO! Taven scrambles and tags in Taylor! Taylor and Lethal circle and Taylor talks trash. Lethal and Taylor tie up, and Lethal headlocks. Taven powers out but King tags in with some sting. “Get yo ass out the ring.” Cobb and Rush try and keep the peace between these two, and Lethal lets King have his way again. King and Taylor are putting their friendship aside now, as King flicks sweat on Taylor! Taylor throws hands but King dodges them all to kick and punch back! Taylor gets mad, but gets dumped out of the ring. King runs to FLY! Tornillo takes Taylor down, but then Taven goes at King, only to get a Blue Thunder Bomb!

But on the outside, Taylor has Lethal and rams him into a post! Mark goes after King with Redneck Fu CHOPS! Mark runs into a SPINEBUSTER! But Taylor returns and takes aim, only for King to dodge. King runs in but gets SLAMMED down! King gets up and just manages to stop the One Hitter Quitter to then Eddy Gordo kick! King whips but Taylor reverses, but King goes up, only to get Greetings from the 216! Cover, Taven and Mark keep Cobb and Rush out, Taylor ELIMINATES King! Now things are even again, and Taven takes credit for their strategy. Moving on, Taven throws hands on Lethal and feeds him to Taylor. Taylor drags Lethal up for a big backbreaker! Taylor grins as he gives Lethal another! Cover, TWO! Lethal just manages to escape but Taylor keeps on him with a rear bearhug.

Lethal endures the squeeze while his team regroups on the corner. Lethal powers up as fans rally. Lethal elbows out of the hold, then runs, but Taylor runs him over with a back elbow! Taylor drags Lethal over and Mark tags in to drop a fist. Mark drags Lethal up for big clubbing forearms. Lethal goes to a corner but Mark stomps and kicks Lethal in the back! Mark rams his shoulder in over and over, then gives Lethal a big back suplex! The champions are back in control as we go to break.

ROH returns once again and Mark has Lethal on the very top of the corner! Lethal fights back and CHOPS Mark down! Mark hits the mat and Lethal adjusts for another shout out. Hail to the King but Lethal sees that boot coming and blocks it. But Mark sees the Figure Four coming and cradle counters! TWO, and Lethal dodges to handspring, LETHAL INJECTION! Cover, Lethal ELIMINATES Mark Briscoe! That leaves just Taylor and Taven, but Taven goes at Lethal right away! Taven rains down rights over and over, and over and over! Taven suplexes Lethal up high and hard, then covers, TWO! Taven rams knees into Lethal’s back, then laces the legs. Taven grins as he brings Lethal back for a Bow ‘n’ Arrow! Lethal endures but pops out to a cover, TWO! Taven scoops Lethal for a backbreaker, then a gut wrench into underhooks! Butterfly backbreaker to a cover, TWO!! Lethal still lives and Taven grows frustrated.

Taven keeps Lethal down as he tags Taylor. Taylor stomps the arm and rains down rights of his own. Taylor toys with Lethal as he slaps him around. Taylor then waistlocks and drags Lethal up, but Lethal throws elbows. Fans rally but Taylor clubs Lethal in the back. Taylor suplexes but Lethal slips out and slips under! Taylor grabs Lethal’s legs but Lethal shoves Taylor away. But Taylor knocks the ref over as Lethal tags in Rush! Rush rallies on Taylor with furious fists but Taylor whips. Rush kicks back, then baits Taylor into a Snap German, Shining Wizard! But the ref comes to and doesn’t think Rush is legal. In the confusion, Taven gives Lethal a LOW BLOW! And JUST THE TIP! Taylor gives Lethal a knee of his own, and then covers! But Cobb saves Lethal!

Cobb and Taylor brawl but Taylor gets the edge. Rush runs in to fire off but Taven is also in! Taylor rocks Rush and Cobb rocks Taven. Cobb SUPERKICKS Taylor then whips Taven. Taven holds ropes and baits Cobb in to dump him out! Cobb and Rush regroup but Tavne FLIES! Flight of the Conqueror takes them both out! Taven trash talks but goes back to Lethal, only to get the triangle dropkick! Lethal fires up and builds speed, but Taylor slips in to swing. Lethal dodges to SUPERKICK Taylor, and he calls for it. Handspring, but into an inverted suplex, Greetings from the 216! Cover, Taylor ELIMINATES Lethal!! Lethal got welcomed to The Land, and now he’s out of the match! Things are back to even numbers as the ROH World and Television Champions stand against El Toro Blanco and Hawaiian Juggernaut!

Both teams regroup and stand in the ring. Rush gets in Taven’s face but Cobb and Taylor join in. The brawl ignites! Back and forth, forearms for forearms! Taven SUPERKICKS Rush, but Cobb ROCKS Taylor! Taven goes after Cobb, but no Climax yet! Cobb hits the big leaping elbow! Cobb yanks Taven up into the Athletic Plex! Cover, TWO!! Taven survives but Cobb won’t let up. Cobb whips Taven, Tour of the- No! Russian Leg Sweep and wrench, Moonlight Drive! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives and Taven is growing frustrated. Taylor and Rush are brawling on the outside as fans rally up. Taven misses Just the Tip and Cobb rolls him up. Taven slips out and fires off, but Cobb pops Taven up for a fireman’s carry, F5! Well, more like F15!!

Both men are down in the ring while Rush and Taylor recover on the outside. But that means no one is able to tag in on either side. Rush gets in to go at Taven directly. Taven wants Rush to take it easy but fans want Rush to beat Taven up. Taven gets up and offers a handshake, but Rush kicks it away. So the two brawl again! They go back and forth with big forearms, Rush knees and CHOPS! Rush whips but Taven goes up and over, only to get tossed into buckles with the overhead suplex! BULL’S fake out, to a BOOT! Tranquilo~! But Taylor is lurking and spins Rush around to CHOP! Rush just shrugs it off. Rush helps Taylor pull the straps down to CHOP back! Taylor just pulls the straps up to ROCK Rush with a right! But Rush wants more! Rush fires forearms of his own and whips, but Taylor reverses! Rush dodges and Taylor gets buckles. Rush comes back with a BIG forearm! Taylor is down and Rush takes aim. But Taven can be seen with a chair! Rush fires up, Taven SMACKS Rush down!! Taven ELIMINATES himself!

Taven doesn’t care that he’s put Taylor in a bad spot, he gives Rush another chair shot! And another! He threatens the referee, then goes back to jam the chair into Rush’s ribs over and over! The ROH World Champion wants to hurt Rush to keep him from having a shot at the title! “This is MY Kingdom! Because IIII’M Matt Taven!” But Rush powers up! Rush pushes Taven off him, gets to his feet, and glares daggers at Taven. Taven knows he’s out of the match so he takes his leave before facing the wrath of Rush. But then Taylor headbutts Rush down! Cobb comes up behind Taylor to scoop him! Cobb rams Taylor into buckles, then hits a powerslam! The Hawaiian Stampede!

Fans fire up as Cobb brings Taylor to his feet. Cobb says he’ll end this, but Taylor holds ropes. Taylor headbutts Cobb then scoops Cobb. Cobb slips out, waistlocks, but Taylor standing switches. Cobb fights the lift and tags Rush in. Standing switch to German Suplex, SUPERMAN FOREARM! Taylor is down, Rush fires up, BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush & Cobb win for the All-Stars!

Winners: The All-Stars, Rush pinning

Taven is still lurking on the stage, but he has to admit defeat. Will Rush and Cobb go on to take those titles from Taven and Taylor? Cobb wants to shake hands with Rush, but Rush kicks his offer away, too. Rush fights for Rush, but who will he be fighting for that ROH World Championship?

 


 

My Thoughts:

While I’m still worried about the state of ROH as far as how they’re making these episodes, at least the content we got was pretty good. Well, the Top Prospect Tournament material was all summarized and I’m sure the YouTube versions give a much better impression. Probably could’ve watched those instead myself, actually… But I hope we get the full semifinals here on TV, I feel like those matches still deserve that attention. The ROH debut of Joe Hendry is great for ROH, but I can’t be sure even someone #SOPRESTIGIOUS~ as him can help ROH get hot again. Honestly, that Atlanta crowd didn’t seem that excited for Hendry’s arrival. Hendry VS Castle is going to be great stuff, though, both on the mic and in the ring. And I like the promo of Kenny King encouraging Coast2Coast, those guys could make a good trio just on in-ring ability.

The Champions VS All-Stars match was of course the meat of this episode, and really great at that. Apparently the Honor Club version has even more than what we got, so it must be even better. Despite the “arguing” in their interview promo, I’m actually happy that the Champions, who were all Heels, did not have dysfunction in the actual match. And it worked that King and Lethal still weren’t getting along. A lot of this material was great, and of course Rush is on the winning side. Cobb getting to hang around is great, that means he and Taylor might revisit their ROH World Television feud since Cobb lost it in a Fatal 4 Way and Taylor did not pin Cobb for the win. Taven VS Rush is coming, so Taven is definitely winning against Volador Jr. And then, Rush can finally end this Purple Reign of Terror and we start the Tranquilo Era of ROH!

My Score: 8.4/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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