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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (9/18/19)

Will the Wrestling Genius prove he’s the superior British style wrestler?

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NEW NXT UK

NXT UK brings about a British classic!

To prove he is truly THE BEST at British Style Wrestling, Kassius Ohno agrees to a British Rounds Match in a rematch with Sid Scala!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Travis Banks VS Tyson T-Bone; Banks wins.
  • Rhea Ripley VS Debbie Keitel; Ripley wins.
  • Joseph Conners VS Kenny Williams; Conners wins.
  • British Rounds Match: Kassius Ohno VS Sid Scala; Ohno wins.

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The Wrestling Genius wanted a match, and Sid Scala stepped up!

But try as he might, Sid was not enough to take down the larger and stronger Kassius Ohno. However, now they’ll face off in a true chess game. Sid is ready to go another round with Ohno, in NXT UK’s first ever British Rounds Match! Will this prove Ohno he’s not the best at the British style?

 

Travis Banks VS Tyson T-Bone!

The Kiwi Buzzsaw didn’t quite succeed in Cardiff, but that won’t slow him down! Will he carve a new path through the NXT UK roster? Or will the King of Travelers be a roadblock for Banks?

The bell rings and Banks ties up with T-Bone. T-Bone puts Banks in a corner but backs off. Banks dodges the punch to throw punches of his own! And stomps! Banks lets up at 4, but T-Bone comes back. Banks sweeps T-Bone’s legs and runs side-to-side to hit a big forearm smash! Banks keeps going to hit T-Bone with a knee! And then a third for a basement dropkick! Fans fire up for Banks but T-Bone hits back with a hard body shot! T-Bone whips Banks to a corner, then scoops him for a tilt-o-whirl snake eyes! T-Bone runs to crossbody Banks down! Cover, TWO! T-Bone keeps on Banks with knees to the back and elbows to the head. T-Bone stomps the ribs and Banks is sputtering. Fans rally up as T-Bone throws more hands. T-Bone focuses on those ribs, but Banks gets to the ropes. T-Bone brings Banks up and scoops for a slam! Cover, TWO!

Fans still rally for Banks as T-Bone wraps in him a half straitjacket. Banks fights against the modified neck wrench, but T-Bone gets him with fists first. Banks comes back with kicks, but T-Bone blocks for a kidney shot! And then a slingshot suplex! Banks ends up in a corner but dodges T-Bone. Banks blocks the kick and throws T-Bone down, basement knee sends T-Bone out of the ring. Fans fire up as Banks builds speed and DIVES! The Low-pe hits T-Bone, Banks gets T-Bone in the ring. Springboard dumdum stomps! Cover, TWO! Banks grits his teeth from both pain and frustration, but fans rally back behind him. Banks tries again but T-Bone clobbers him! T-Bone throws Banks with a modified Half ‘n’ Half! Cover, TWO!! Banks barely survives, but T-Bone still keeps focus. Fans rally again as T-Bone looms over him. Banks resists the lift but T-Bone clubs away. T-Bone suplexes but Banks cradle counters! Banks wins!!

Winner: Travis Banks, by pinfall

The Buzzsaw beats T-Bone by the skin of his teeth! Will Banks be able to rest those ribs and get back on track?

 

Radzy has a report on Toni Storm.

There has still been no sighting of the former NXT UK Women’s Champion, but Gallus interrupts. “We hate to be the ones to inform you, but Toni Time is over.” It doesn’t matter where she’s gone, does it? No, it doesn’t. At TakeOver: Cardiff, Gallus wasn’t pinned in the Triple Threat for the tag titles. Therefore, everyone saw that Gallus are still contenders. They’re coming for what’s theirs, because this is still THEIR Kingdom. Will Mark Coffey and Wolfgang take the titles off the Welsh rockstars? And when will NXT UK finally see Toni Storm again?

 

Rhea Ripley VS Debbie Keitel!

The Mosh Pit Kid didn’t beat NXT USA’s Queen of Spades quite the way she wanted to, but she’ll shrug that off to keep strong in NXT UK. Will Rhea rip her way back to the title she first held? Or will this #BeautifulButDangerous debuting superstar be a Debbie Downer?

The bell rings, and Rhea doesn’t take Debbie that seriously. Fans know “Rhea’s gonna kill~ you~!” as she and Debbie tie up. Rhea puts Debbie in the corner, but backs off at the ref’s count. She dares Debbie to come back and Debbie sneers. Debbie waistlocks but can’t lift Rhea. Rhea just tosses Debbie off, but Debbie tries for a takedown. Rhea powers Debbie off again with a gut wrench! “You wanna be in NXT UK, huh!?” Rhea whips but Debbie breaks free and SLAPS Rhea! And again! Rhea stops the third slap to BOOT Debbie down! Pump handle, RIPTIDE! Cover, Rhea wins!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall

Debbie Downer goes down, and Rhea remains dominant as ever. But Rhea has something to say and takes to the mic. Fans cheer Rhea on as she drums the mic. “I figured it’s about time that I get my NXT UK Women’s Championship back!” Fans cheer that idea! Rhea says there is no one that can break her mentally, compete with her physically, and no one in NXT UK-

Wait, is that Jinny? “Rhea, Rhea, Rhea.” Jinny wants Rhea to understand the greasy hair and rusty chains are just too ’90s. But that sums Rhea up. She looks like she’s from the past, and her achievements are the past, so she belongs in the past. Now look at the future. Jinny vows to be the next NXT UK Women’s Champion. But that’s the future. Presently, she has a bigger problem for Rhea. And that’s Jazzy Gabert. Jazzy stands face to face with Rhea, but Rhea just roundhouse kicks Jazzy down! Rhea dares Jazzy to fight, but Jinny says now’s not the time. Battle lines have been drawn, but will Rhea’s brutality be enough to take down the Alpha Female?

 

Trent Seven enters the arena, as Noam Dar makes an “announcement.”

According to Mr. Supernova 11, Trent Seven “is a dafty.” Dar trolls Seven with the megaphone’s alarm, but Seven tells him to stop being a child. Who hides in a parking garage with a megaphone. But Dar won’t leave it alone as he says, “RIP BSS.” In other words, rest in peace British Strong Style. Seven has had it, but other NXT UK staff are there to stop this from becoming a parking lot brawl! Seven leaves it at this, for now. But will Dar continue to poke Seven’s buttons until he explodes?

 

Joseph Conners VS Kenny Williams!

The Righteous Killer still wants to prove who belongs in NXT UK and who doesn’t, but he hasn’t had the easiest time with the “shiny new toys.” At the same time, the Lucky-Yin hasn’t had the best luck on his own end. Which man earns their place when they go head-to-head tonight?

The bell rings and Conners ties up with Williams. Conners knees hard then stomps Williams down. He puts Williams in the corner and throws big hands, then reels Williams in for a clothesline! Cover, TWO! Conners stalks Williams as he crawls, and brings him up by the ear. Williams breaks free and throws big body shots! Williams whips but Conners reverses. Williams jumps over Conners to sunset flip on the rebound, TWO! Williams waistlocks, redirects and back elbows Conners down! Fans fire up as Williams runs again, and he bulldogs Conners into buckles! William springboards but Conners trips him up! Conners seethes as he drags Williams up for a gourd buster! Then a snap chancery! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Williams but Conners grows frustrated. Conners drags Williams up, whips and headbutts low! Williams sputters to a corner but Conners is on him with big body shots.

Conners clubs Williams hard then brings him around for more. Conners taunts the fans but the fans boo and jeer. Williams throws hands back but Conners scoop slams fast! Cover, TWO! Conners drives a knee into Williams’ back and pulls back on the arms. Fans rally as Williams endures. Conners trash talks but Williams fights up. Conners knees low then puts Williams in a standing abdominal stretch. Williams endures and pops out but Conners throws more hands. Conners whips but Williams reverses to a jawbreaker. Conners shoves but Williams yo-yos in the ropes to a Slingblade! Cover, TWO! Conners throws hands but Williams counter punches and CHOPS! Forearm, CHOP, and repeat! But Conners whips Williams, but Williams springboards for the back elbow!

Conners flounders to a corner but he puts Williams on the apron. Williams kicks Conners back, then springboards, and fakes Conners out! Conners runs in but gets bumped on buckles and kicked away! Williams springboards for real, and hits a flying back elbow! Conners staggers up, wheelbarrow facebsuter! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Williams is frustrated for giving Conners such an opening. Conners slingshots the ropes at Williams, then slingshots in to shout, “DON’T LOOK DOWN!” The facebuster hits, cover, Conners wins!

Winner: Joseph Conners, by pinfall

Finally on a roll, Conners talks to that imaginary friend, “Told you! I told you!” But will Conners keep climbing to go after the shiniest toy of all in the WWE United Kingdom Championship?

 

NXT UK looks back to the surprise epic that was Cesaro VS Dragunov.

The Swiss Cyborg and the Moscow Madman tore it down in an open challenge answered in Cardiff, and it would be Cesaro that was victorious. But in an interview after, Cesaro showed Ilja Dragunov further respect. Ilja has Cesaro’s seal of approval, will this lead to even bigger things for him?

 

Oliver Carter speaks.

We saw his debut not go quite how he wanted, but he’s coming back for another go! Will the Predator Slayer get that critical first victory?

 

NXT UK Media catches up with Kay Lee Ray.

KLR called out Tegan Nox and Tegan dared her to go any time, anywhere. But the NXT UK Women’s Champion is 100%. Tegan was just the hometown girl with two broken knees. KLR puts it back on Tegan to say when and where. But it’s Johnny Saint who says this happens in two weeks! Will the girl with the Shiniest Wizard show KLR that knees mean nothing compared to heart?

 

British Rounds Match: Kassius Ohno VS Sid Scala!

To review the rules of this iconic UK match type, it will consist of 6 rounds of 3 minutes each, with 30 second breaks in-between. That means this match will last no longer than 20-and-a-half minutes. To win, you must either: win two rounds by pinfall or submission; earn a knockout; or have the lead in falls by the end of the final round. With that said, will Ohno be able to calculate a victory and prove he IS a Wrestling Genius? Or will Sid Scala show the world by surviving all six rounds?

Fans are on Sid’s side already as the referee does a check on the gear. The referee calls for them to shake hands, and Ohno is first to offer it. Sid accepts, but the break isn’t very polite. The bell rings and the first round begins!

The clock is ticking and fans are already rallying for Sid. They tie up and Ohno wrenches Side to a keylock and a takedown. Ohno wrenches Sid more but Sid spins through. Sid reverses the wrench onto Ohno, but Ohno spins around to headlock Sid. Ohno pops out of Sid’s grip and has Sid for a headlock takedown. Sid works his way up and fans build to a rally. Sid pops out the back to get the armlock on Ohno. Ohno stands up and works against the hammerlock. Ohno has a waistlock, then a half nelson. Ohno spins Sid to a cravat and cranks on it hard! He snapmares Sid down and Sid endures. Fans still rally as we approach the last minute of this round. Sid uses his own leg to bait Ohno in and gets the armlock! A move out of Johnny Saint’s book!

Ohno puts Sid on the ropes and the ref calls for the break. The two go again as we reach the last 30 seconds. Ohno has Sid’s arm and a takedown with the leg. Ohno cranks the foot in a toehold, but Sid endures. Sid works on an escape, pops up and around but less than 10 seconds! Sid has his own toehold, but time is up for round 1!

Round 1 – Ohno: 0; Scala: 0

Corner men step up for each man, and we have our first 30 second break between rounds. Ohno and Sid do refresh themselves, taking sips of water and wiping sweat away. Sid and Ohno are ready, and we begin round 2!

A new three minutes, and the two men approach. Sid and Ohno tie up, and Sid has the headlock. Sid shifts to a cravat but Ohno only looks annoyed. Ohno rolls but Sid holds on! Sid cranks Ohno harder now that Ohno is on the mat. Ohno works his way back up and pops out to a full nelson. He reels Sid out to wring out but Sid cartwheels through! Ohno just goes at Sid and whips, to then back drop, but Sid sunset flips! Ohno pops right out to high stack Sid, but Sid rolls through and crawls out from under! Ohno is annoyed again but the fans are cheering. Sid and Ohno go again with a knuckle lock. Ohno uses his foot to bring Sid down, and he stands on one hand while torturing the other. But we’ve already reached the last minute as Ohno puts on the standing surfboard.

Sid fights his way up but Ohno uses his weight to keep Sid down. Ohno puts a foot in Sid’s back, but Sid endures. Sid works against the hold, turns it around, but Ohno whips Sid to a corner. Sid goes up and under and baits Ohno in to roll him up! TWO, with 15 seconds left! Ohno whips Sid but Sid reverses! Ohno goes up but can’t get under! Cover, TWO!, and time’s up again! The ref has to pull Ohno off Sid and fans boo the overtime. Both men back off again for the 30 second break.

Round 2 – Ohno: 0; Scala: 0

Ohno cools off in his corner, but he starts staring down with Sid from across the way. Both men are ready, we begin round 3!

Ohno and Sid approach again and tie up. Ohno headlocks, and throws punches while he has Sid’s head trapped! Sid endures the grind but Ohno keeps hold of him with a one-handed chinbar! Ohno throat punches Sid but the ref couldn’t see it! Sid sputters and scrambles to ropes, but he comes back with body shots! And forearms! And back elbows! Sid even uses a European Uppercut and a big knee! Sid wrenches Ohno’s arm but Ohno CHOPS Sid off his feet! Sid sputters again but he’s back up. Ohno has a headlock but Sid breaks free to dropkick over and over! Sid runs, into a rolling elbow! Cover, Ohno has the first fall!

Round 3 – Ohno: 1; Scala: 0

A fast round right there, and Ohno smiles as he’s on the board. Now it’s all on Sid to try and get even with him. Ohno goes to his corner as Sid is in a daze. Ohno puts his hair back while Sid manages to get up and have a drink. The break is over before Sid’s ready, and Ohno is right on him for round 4!

Ohno has Sid with another CHOP, and Sid sputters again. Ohno stalks Sid as Sid slowly stands, and just clubs him back down. Sid gets to ropes but Ohno is on him with another smothering facelock. Fans rally for Sid but Ohno scoops and slams him hard! Ohno taunts Sid now, wanting to see what fight he has left. Sid gets up but Ohno is on him with a cravat. Ohno taunts fans, “How is Sid gonna kill me with a broken body!?” Ohno snapmares and drops a knee on Sid! Fans sing for Sid as Sid gets up before the 10 count. Ohno is on Sid with another facelock to crank that neck. Sid fights with body shots, and he’s free! He keeps throwing shots, and even a headbutt, but Ohno DECKS him with a right! Ohno watches Sid drag himself up again as we’re at 45 seconds. Ohno wrenches Sid with a modified cravat. Sid endures as the seconds tick away. Fans rally and Sid fights his way up, but Ohno cranks hard on his inverted neck wrench. Sid breaks the hold but Ohno headbutts him down! The last 10 seconds drain away, Sid gets a CHOP! But Sid survives and this match continues.

Round 4 – Ohno: 1; Scala: 0

Another 30 second break, but Sid is having a hell of a time just getting back to his corner. Sid sips as fast as he can in the last 15 seconds but Ohno is taking it easy. The fifth round begins now!

Ohno mocks Sid’s fighting spirit, but fans are still rallying. Sid throws hands but Ohno just grabs his head with one arm. Ohno steps through to club away on Sid’s ribs. Then he steps in to get the abdominal stretch, and clubs more. Ohno dares Sid to “kill” him now. But Sid works against the hold, only for Ohno to make it part straitjacket. Ohno spins Sid around for a cobra clutch, but fans are rallying. Ohno reels Sid out to ram shoulders! Sid stays up, but Ohno spins him back around into a cobra clutch. Sid works against the hold, but Ohno reels him out again. Sid hits a headbutt! And big knees! Sid clubs Ohno but Ohno headbutts back. Ohno throws Sid out of the ring, but Sid stays on the apron! Sid gets up with a minute left.

Ohno goes to the other side and drags Sid through the ropes. The referee reprimands Ohno so Ohno listens to him. But Sid is climbing! Sid leaps over, crossbody! Cover, TWO!! Sid almost tied hits up! Ohno snapmares, and drops a knee! But it misses as Sid dodges! Ohno tries an elbow but Sid dodges again! Ohno snapmares and tries a senton, but Sid gets his knees up! But 15 seconds left! Sid fires off and runs, clothesline after clothesline, but the time runs out!

Round 5 – Ohno: 1; Scala: 0

Sid was so close yet so far! One last 30 second break, and one last chance for Sid to keep in this. He still wants at Ohno but Ohno takes it easy in his corner. Sid recharges with another drink of water, and he is pacing like a caged animal. The sixth and final round begins, and Sid jumps right on Ohno!

Sid will not let up on Ohno with only three minutes left! Fans are fired up as Ohno just tries to get away! Sid won’t let up so the ref has to pull him off. Ohno scoops and rolling sentons! Cover, TWO!! Sid still lives and fans are still cheering! Sid wills himself up but Ohno is up first. Ohno stalks Sid to ropes but the ref keeps him back. Ohno still CLUBS Sid down to the mat. Sid drags himself up again, but Ohno is on him with a rear chinlock. Sid pries at that hold, powering up! Fans are cheering but Ohno grinds his chin in, and CLOBBERS Sid from behind! Sid is down but the ref keeps Ohno off him. Sid slowly gets up but we reach a minute left! Sid is up before 10, but Ohno has him on his shoulders in an Electric Chair! But Sid pops around to victory roll! Cover, TWO!! Sid spins around to crucifix, and just gets Ohno down! TWO!!! DISCUS BOOT! Only 20 seconds left, Ohno doesn’t even have to do anything. But Sid backslides!! BUT TIME RUNS OUT!!

Winner: Kassius Ohno, score of 1-0

Sid would’ve had Ohno, if only he had a few more seconds! But the rules are the rules, this is still Ohno’s victory. But with as close as that was, can Ohno really say he’s the best at British wrestling? Or is a win a win that will lead Ohno to bigger and better?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A really fun NXT UK to be amid all the changes in the other brands. We get a fairly good bunch of matches, though the matches themselves are somewhat filler. Banks beats T-Bone to stay strong in the midcard, as does Joseph Conners. I wonder if Banks and Conners will collide on the way to the imaginary midcard championship since there isn’t a real one yet. Banks VS Conners could actually make for a great match since they both love hitting hard. Rhea obviously puts Debbie Keitel away, but this seems to point to Rhea doing double duty between UK and US NXT brands. Rhea looks to be a Tweener or aggressive Face on both brands now that she’s going against Jazzy Gabert and Jinny here and Shayna Baszler on NXT USA. While Tegan has a match with KLR, there’s a number of ways KLR wins and then Toni Storm shocks us with a return to get a rematch. Rhea’s story with Jazzy might go Jazzy’s way while Rhea is more busy with Shayna and winning there.

It’s good to see that interview from Cesaro where he gives praise Dragunov, because that really was the sleeper hit of the TakeOver: Cardiff show. This could be part of the scenic route for Dragunov to the WWE UK Championship, which is good. As great as Dragunov is in the ring and how that already clicks for fans, give him a minute to build story-based momentum so he and Walter will be able to have an epic match that parallels Walter VS Bate. Gallus wants after Andrews & Webster, that will be some fun stuff. Then Dar VS Seven is happening, and with some good character work. If Dar isn’t just trolling Seven the entire time, it won’t quite work towards the story they’re building.

And then for the WWE’s first British Rounds Match, and the first British Rounds Match I’ve seen, this was really well plotted out. I said before that Jack Gallagher was probably meant for this, but Sid Scala did great in substituting in. Fans were so strongly behind Sid in this, and as far as keeping Heel heat on Ohno, it was great for him to win by time running out. He can brag about this for weeks now, until Johnny Saint decides perhaps the originally planned match with Gallagher, maybe even in British Rounds style. Also, there are very few behemoths in NXT UK, certainly Face monsters. Mastiff still has a lot to do with Gallus and Joe Coffey, so I’m not sure who Ohno could be put against that he’d feel worried about. But maybe that works for story, where it’s always an underdog that beats him, to the shock of Ohno most of all.

My Score: 8.2/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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