Dark turns out the lights!
Raring for revenge on Jon Moxley, Kenny Omega faces The Bad Boy, Joey Janela, in an UNSANCTIONED Match! Who wins a truly dark match?
- Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS Sonny Kiss VS Kip Sabian; Sabian wins.
- 8 Man Tag: CIMA & SoCal Uncensored VS The Hybrid2 & The Dark Order; The Hybrid2 & Dark Order win.
- Unsanctioned Lights Out Match: Kenny Omega VS Joey Janela; Omega wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone gets some reps in with the Young Bucks.
Matt and Nick Jackson were so ready for their first round tag tournament match, but Kenny Omega comes in. Omega learns he didn’t have a match tonight. That’s because Jon Moxley put him through a table! Well Omega arranged for a dark match with Joey Janela. Not sanctioned, #LightsOut. What?! That’s reckless! Omega needs to take things easier. Omega thought they’d understand, but he’s doing this against better judgment. Will it be lights out for Omega with the way he’s going?
Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS Sonny Kiss VS Kip Sabian!
The Librarian wants to silence both Superbad and the Concrete Rose at the same time, but will he have the brains to deal with all these variables?
Avalon already starts shushing the crowd as he and the other Librarian, Leva Bates, walk down the ramp. Avalon says it is a shame the fans don’t show him the respect he deserves. Unlike the Boston Red Sox, he’s competed in October. “It blows me away that a place surrounded by some of the top universities in the world, that you’d rather look at a magazine with Tom Brady’s face on it!” Fans chant for “TB 12! TB 12!” but Avalon shushes them again. He wishes he had some water, but Boston isn’t good at getting cups. He’ll have to go get a cup in St. Louis. Leva apologizes to the fans before letting this match begin.
Avalon tells the fans to hush, but the fans just boo instead. Sabian and Sonny work together to kick him out of the ring! Sabian and Sonny speed things up now, Sabian slides and shoves but Sonny dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Sabian just handsprings through! Sabian blocks the boot and flips Sonny but Sonny lands on his feet. The two stand off as Sonny smiles at Superbad. But then Avalon runs in, only to get thrown out. Sabian spins Sonny around but Sonny dodges to huricanrana! Sabian can’t flip through it this time, and then Sonny comes back for more with a wheelbarrow arm-drag! And splits! Sabian staggers about as fans fire up for Sonny’s handspring SLAP! Sonny then goes Matrix to dodge Sabian’s attack, and headscissors. Sabian slips out to clobber Sonny, but Sonny comes back with a jawbreaker! Also to splits!
Avalon runs in, Sonny dodges the basement boot then goes Matrix again to dodge a clothesline. But Avalon mule kicks Sonny out of the spider walk! Avalon dropkicks Sabian out while fans boo, but he hushes them. Avalon stomps Sonny, wanting payback from their match a few months ago. Avalon scoops and slams, then sits Sonny up for an arm surfboard, into a hushing half nelson. Then Avalon gets the full nelson, but fans fires up for Sonny. Sonny kicks high to get up and out, but Avalon throws him down hard! Fans boo again as Avalon ROCKS Sabian with that right. Fans boo harder as Avalon has Sonny in a corner. Avalon dares a super fan to get in but then throws haymakers and CHOPS on Sonny. The ref reprimands Avalon, but Avalon sees Sabian. Avalon runs at Sabian but is put on the apron, and then Sabian triangle dropkicks him down!
Sabian runs, Sonny puts him on the apron. Sabian kicks Sonny back, then springboard sentons onto Avalon! Fans fire up but Sabian may have hurt himself on that one. Sabian takes a moment to work on his own fingers before getting in the ring. The referee helps check out and ask the ringside doctor to check on this. While Sabian is being checked, Avalon attacks Sonny. Avalon drags Sonny up to snap suplex, and then soak up the heat. Avalon has Sonny up again and bumps him on buckles. Avalon throws clubbing haymakers, but Sabian springboards to missile dropkick! The bad finger won’t stop Superbad! Sabian runs into Sonny for a forearm smash, then he hits Avalon with a corner wizard! Sonny runs at Sabian but Sabian wheelbarrows and rolls Sonny. Avalon runs at Sabian but gets caught in a Northern Lights Suplex! Double Cover, TWO! Sabian keeps his cool and keeps on Avalon.
Sabian torture racks but Avalon slips out and knees low. Avalon sends Sabian into Sonny, neckbreaker DDT combo! Cover on Sonny, TWO! Cover on Sabian, TWO! Avalon is angry, but he runs into a boot! Sonny gets both Avalon and Sabian with a DOUBLE Complete Shot! Cover on Avalon, TWO! Sonny grows frustrated but he keeps on Avalon with a waistlock. Avalon standing switches but Sonny goes to ropes. Leva smacks Sonny with one of her hard back books! Avalon rolls Sonny to a cover, TWO! Avalon clotheslines Sonny out and goes after Sabian. Sabian sweeps the legs and Avalon eats buckles! Torture rack, DEATHLY HALLOWS!! Cover, Sabian wins!!
Winner: Kip Sabian, by pinfall
Superbad used a bit of magic to win that one! Will Sabian climb up the ranks towards title opportunities?
8 Man Tag: CIMA & SoCal Uncensored VS The Hybrid2 & The Dark Order!
SCU went up against some oWe stars, so there is mutual respect between them and Cima. However, Jack Evans and Angelico are all about themselves while Stu Grayson & Evil Uno are all about chaos. With the AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament gaining speed, will the Dark Order feel even more confident having a first round bye? Or will the SCU’s Addiction become a problem for them?
Jack snatches an SCU sign, and it says “SCU Sucks!” But then he tosses it aside, only for a fan to take it as a souvenir! The teams sort out and Cima starts against Angelico. The bell rings and Angelico circles with Cima. They tie up and Angelico waistlocks to throw Cima down. Angelico flips Cima over but Cima arm-drags Angelico down! Angelico trips Cima, rolls him, but Cima arm-drags again! And then again, to roll Angelico all around for a crucifix pin! TWO, and Cima dropkicks Angelico to his corner! Fans fire up for Cima as he drags Angelico up. Tag to Christopher Daniels, they duoble whip and elbow Angelico down. Daniels bumps Angelico off buckles but Angelico mule kicks. Tag to Grayson, but he runs into an arm-drag! Daniels has Grayson down with an armlock, but Grayson fights his way up. Grayson whips but things speed up, Daniels keeps up until he gets a dropkick!
Grayson drags Daniels up and feeds him to Uno’s boot. Grayson CHOPS Daniels on the ropes, then whips him to ropes. Daniels dodges, kicks Grayson back and hits an STO! Evans hops in but into a tilt-o-whirl sidewalk slam! Daniels hits Uno for good measure, then Cima and SCU run at Grayson in the corner. Scorpio Sky hits a rocket kick, Cima hits a back elbow and helps Daniels to the apron for the enziguri. SCU sweep the legs, Kaz hist a swinging dropkick! Fans echo the “SCU!” cheer, but Uno and TH2 jump in the ring! They attack Cima and SCU, and Grayson knees Kaz out. Daniels has Evans but Evans thumbs Daniels in the eyes! Last Chancery, and Angelico Penalty Kicks! Grayson returns for the cover, TWO! Grayson drags Daniels up, scoops and slams him hard, then kicks him to the apron.
Grayson tags Uno, then he slingshot sentons to the apron! Uno soaks up heat as he sucker punches Scorpio Sky, then drags Daniels up for big elbows. And a back rake! The ref reprimands Uno but he just tags in Evans. Evans stomps Daniels then tags Angelico. Angelico jabs, Evans tags in, and TH2 have Daniels in the open corner. They whip him corner to corner, then Evans handspring back elbows, to feed Daniels to Angelico’s karate dropkick! Cover, TWO! Evans argues with the ref but he stomps Daniels out. Tag to Grayson and Grayson drags Daniels up, only to get a jawbreaker! Uno tags in and keeps Daniels from his team. Uno throws Daniels aside, then taunts Cima and SCU. The ref keeps them back and Uno runs at Daniels, but Daniels boots back! Daniels fights out of enemy territory, only for Uno to corner splash him!
Tag to Grayson and Uno holds Daniels up. Grayson springboards, flying elbow and sidewalk slam combo! Grayson covers, TWO! The Dark Order grows frustrated but Grayson keeps on Daniels. Evans tags in and he springboard stomps Daniels on the back. Evans clubs Daniels down then bumps him off buckles. Evans whips corner to corner and then runs in with another handspring, to rake the eyes! Fans boo and the ref counts, but Evans lets up at 4. Daniels flounders and falls, but Evans waits for him to rise. Daniels dodges the roundhouse but Evans escapes the back suplex, only to run into a Blue Thunder Bomb! Both men are down, but Daniels crawls as the fans rally. Hot tags to both Dark Order members, but also to Kaz!
Kaz rallies on Uno and Grayson, big calf kick and a shotgun dropkick! He swings on Angelico, and baits him into the guillotine leg drop! Kaz spins Grayson around to a waistlock, rolls him, TWO but Kaz SPEARS Uno! Kaz has Grayson again, dodges Uno, and gets them in a DDT stunner combo! The Dark Order bails out, Kaz tags in Scorpio. Kaz slingshots out to huricanrana Grayson into spearing Uno! But TH2 get Scorpio and Cima before wrecking the Addiction with dropkicks. The fans boo as Evans brags and throws hands on Kaz. TH2 whip The Addiction, but both Daniels and Kaz reverse to send Evans and Angelico into each other! Cima and Scorpio then double slingshot onto them both! And then Cima gathers the Dark Order and Scorpio gets a boost, for an ASAI! Scorpio bowls them all over!
Fans fire up for this super combo as Scorpio puts Grayson in. Grayson stands, Scorpio slingshots but gets caught. Grayson shoves, Scorpio springboards, but Grayson knees him down! Then scoops right into a torture rack, for the “Nightfall” backbreaker! Kaz throws Grayson out, then slingshots him in for a cutter! Uno BOOTS Kaz, and half underhooks Kaz for a flipping facebuster! Daniels dodges Uno to underhook him, Angel’s Wings! Evans hits Daniels with a swinging roundhouse, but Cima is on Evans with a whip. Evans reverses, Cima holds ropes, and double stomps! Angelico CHOPS Cima, but Scorpio trips Angelico and rolls him, neckbreaker! Evans tags off Grayson, spin back kick and whip. Scorpio dumdum stomps Evans! Grayson gets a forearm and Uno distracts the ref. Scorpio fireman carries Evans, but Angelico saves him, for a Hybrid 2 double low blow!! And then, backslide with a bridge, The Hybrid2 and Dark Order win!
Winners: The Hybrid2 and Dark Order, Jack Evans pinning
Evans and Angelico get themselves wins on back-to-back AEW Dark 8 Man Tags, and this helps the Dark Order roll on towards the tag titles. Will SCU be able to recover in the tournament for some revenge?
From Undesirable to Undeniable: The Aubrey Edwards Story.
The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes, wants to talk about those times when one feels so low and unwanted, to when they’re on top of the world. What was the point when Aubrey felt undesirable? Aubrey has only had a two year career, mostly doing this for fun, and had a time in WWE with the Mae Young Classic. It was the first time she thought she could do a full-time thing. She was a freelancer, working a handful of times, but WWE never made the move to make her full-time. To be told they were no longer interested hurt, because they wouldn’t even say why. Cody knows full well that’s just how WWE works. But after that, what did she do to overcome? Aubrey realized for herself that what she was missing was to make this for her. Success is what she defines it, so now sky’s the limit.
What then would be her definition of “undeniable?” The moment when she helped up the AEW World Championship, getting to call that match at All Out. She loved being part of that historic moment, and everyone was proud for her. She’s having a blast, and there’s no way anyone can ignore her. But what if this is the last episode already? Well then she’d retire happy, with no regrets.
Tony Schiavone is back in the AEW Control Center!
The AEW World Tag Team Championship tournament is underway, and we already got a shocking upset in the first round! The Young Bucks lost! Private Party pulled off the biggest upset in their career, and AEW Dark shares highlights from that truly dynamite match!
Tony now previews the remaining matches. Up next for AEW Dynamite is Best Friends VS SCU’s Addiction! The winner here gets to move on to face the Dark Order, and surely both teams want revenge for what Evil Uno and Stu Grayson have done. Then, the Lucha Brothers, Rey Fenix and Pentagon, will take on the Jurassic Express’ Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus! Will the boy and his dinosaur pull off as big of an upset as Marq Quen and Isaiah Kassidy did? The Steel City better get ready for those semifinals!
Tony also previews the rest of AEW Dynamite!
Regardless of how the “lights out” match with Joey Janela goes, Kenny Omega will be gunning for payback against both Jon Moxley and PAC as he teams with the Hangman, Adam Page! Plus, the AEW World Championship is on the line as Darby Allin has that golden opportunity against Chris Jericho! Who moves on to meet the American Nightmare in Maryland for AEW Full Gear?
Unsanctioned Lights Out Match: Kenny Omega VS Joey Janela!
“AEW will not take responsibility for what is about to happen.” The Best Bout Machine wants at the Death Rider so bad, he’s willing to take on the Bad Boy when there are no rules restricting their recklessness! Janela knows a lot of what Moxley is capable of, will he show Omega going extreme ain’t no joke?
Fans are fired up for “Kenny! Kenny!” even before the bell. That bell rings, and Omega stares down with Janela as they circle. Janela bails out already, because he wants a chair! Janela gets in but Omega is on him with stomps. Omega keeps the chair away, and he goes after Janela with a CHOP! Fans have the Terminator drums going as Omega throws haymakers and forearms, and then chokes Janela with the boot. Janela endures, to come back with CHOPS! Janela throws elbows and CHOPS, but Omega gives them back! Omega whips Janela corner to corner, then runs in, but Janela goes up and over to build speed. Janela huricanranas and Omega bails out, and Janela DIVES! Direct hit sends Omega into the barriers! Fans fire up and Janela soaks it all up. Janela drags Omega up to bounce him off the ring bell!
Omega flounders and Janela stomps him down. Janela goes looking under the ring and brings out more chairs! AEW again looks like ECW as more chairs are tossed in. Janela has a ladder! Omega gets back in the ring, Janela runs and forearm smashes him down! Janela grabs the many chairs he brought in, and then stacks them. Omega clubs Janela then CHOPS him! Omega whips Janela but Janela reverses to send Omega back into the corner. Omega boots back, Janela staggers to his chair stack, and throws one at Omega’s head! Omega writhes and fans grow uncomfortable, but Janela keeps that chair stack growing. Omega runs to Kotaro Krusher Janela onto the chairs!! That was double-edged for Omega, but Janela gets out of the ring. Omega kicks the chairs away as fans rally up. The Terminator drums begin again, and Omega rises. Omega runs, builds speed, and FLIES! Direct hit but again double-edged as Omega crashes into railing!
The referee checks on both men, and Omega clutches his leg. The ringside doc checks that leg, but Omega hobbles up with a thumbs up. Omega fights through the pain as he limps around the way. He walks it off, and tells the cameraman to move aside. Omega whips Janela into steel steps! Omega kicks those steps aside so that he can drag Janela up. Omega finds a TABLE under the ring! Fans love tables! Omega gets that table into the ring, and then fetches Janela. Omega takes his time walking around the ring to test that leg. Fans rally up for Omega’s toughness as he hops up and leaps, missile dropkick to Janela’s back! Cover, TWO! Janela wags a finger, he’s tougher than that. Omega drags Janela up and fireman’s carries, “You Can’t Escape!” But Janela does with furious elbows! Janela whips, Omega reverses, fireman’s carry again, NOW You Can’t Escape! Rolling senton, moonsault! Even with a bad leg! Cover, TWO!
Omega keeps his cool while Janela flounders. Omega drags Janela up by the hair, full nelson, but Janela elbows out! Janela has a chair, to jam it into Omega’s ribs! And then SMACK across his back! Omega writhes from that chair shot, but dodges the next, SNAP DRAGON! Janela flounders up but might be out on his feet. Omega just gives Janela another! Janela is wobbling but fans want “One More Time!” Omega agrees, and brings Janela to the apron! Janela holds on for dear life, elbows out and elbows Omega. Omega BOOTS, full nelsons, but Janela fireman’s carries! Omega fights out, clubs Janela over and over, then hits the APRON SNAP DRAGON!! And to think Hangman used to be a #JoeyKiller! Fans are losing their minds over that devastating suplex, but Omega is not done with Janela!
Omega drags Janela to those steel steps, Electric Chair lifts, and then climbs the steps?! Omega has Janela folded but Janela fights out, to German Suplex Omega to the floor! Omega is folded up now but fans are loving this! Well, the fans that aren’t squeamish. Janela gets up to stand the steel steps up and turn them around. Janela props the steps against the railing, and then goes looking for something. He brings out a second table! Janela uses the steel steps as part of a table bridge, but the table is inverted! Janela dropkicks Omega while security simply asks fans to get back to a safe distance. Janela stomps Omega then props the ladder in a corner. Janela brings Omega up to whip him onto the ladder! Omega hobbles off the steel, to get whipped back into the ladder! Janela has Omega again and whips a third time, but Omega reverses to send Janela onto the steel!
Fans fire up as Omega brings Janela over. Janela reverses the whip, Omega stops himself and elbows Janela back. Omega swings, misses, and Janela German Suplexes Omega onto the ladder!! Cover, TWO!? Omega lives and no one can believe it! Janela still has his table bridge, but Omega fights back as the Terminator drums start again. Omega and Janela brawl, big forearm for big forearm! They pick up the pace and fans are fired up! Omega shoves, spins, but into Janela’s forearm! Janela spins, into a V-TRIGGER! Omega wobbles, runs, but Janela uppercuts! Janela runs, Omega follows, V-TRIGGER! Omega aims, “BANG!” V-TRIG- LARIAT! Janela hits a Brain Buster! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives and Janela is too tired to be upset. Fans are loving “A E Dub! A E Dub!” for this brutality, and it’s still not over.
Omega gets to a corner but Janela grins. Janela gets up, hoists Omega to the top rope and throws a big uppercut. Janela climbs to join Omega, and hits a SUPERPLEX! The impact takes out both men but fans are still loving it! Omega and Janela crawl to opposite ends, and Omega ends up but Janela’s twisted table bridge. Janela grins as he joins Omega out there, but Omega bucks off the Russian Leg Sweep! Janela crashes and burns on the floor, and Omega catches his breath. The Terminator drums start again as Omega puts Janela back in. Omega drags Janela around and then brings his own table back into play. Omega brings Janela up, puts one out, and lifts, but Janela blocks the bomb. Omega clubs away, tries again, but Janela back drops Omega onto his own table! Janela snarls as he drags Omega up again, fireman’s carry and a Death Valley onto the ladder!
Omega flops off the steel and Janela looks back to the tables. Janela sets Omega’s table up, then brings a chair over. Janela jams the chair into Omega’s back to keep him down. Janela brings the ladder over and stands it up near the table. Janela clubs Omega onto that table, even as fans rally and duel. Janela climbs the ladder, takes aim, and fans anticipate what’s next. Janela shimmies like Latino Heat, and FROG SPLASH, through the table without Omega!! Omega avoided that at the last possible moment, and drags the wreckage away. Omega drags Janela up as fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Buckle bomb, and then a whip, to a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Janela survives and Omega is furious! Omega clears out more space and fans fire up again. Omega prays he hit this, then says “BANG!” Omega runs, V-TRIGGER on the ropes!
But Omega isn’t satisfied, he drags Janela up to the Electric Chair. Janela slips out and throws Omega into ropes! Janela runs, but into a boot and another V-Trigger! Janela still haymakers back! Omega mocks Mox as he uses a Lunatic Lariat! Omega drags Janela up again, double underhooks for the Paradigm Shift! Another Mox move! Cover, TWO!! Janela survives Omega’s copycat combination, but Omega won’t be denied. Omega soaks it all up as he drags Janela back up. Omega wants another underhook, but Janela slips out of the lift, and baits Omega in! Omega gets thrown onto the table bridge!!! Omega writhes from the pain as fans lose their minds! Janela fetches Omega into the ring, and fans shout, “You Killed Kenny! You Bastard!”
Janela prepares to add on as he puts a chair on Omega then climbs up top. Janela DOUBLE STOMPS the chair in! Cover, TWO!?! How?!? Janela is also in shock but fans hope they “Fight Forever!” at this point. Janela has another chair and he wedges it into a corner. Omega writhes and sputters but Janela grins as he looms over Omega. Janela drags Omega up but Omega fights back. Janela rocks Omega with that right! Janela sits a chair up, sits Omega in it with fists, but Omega punches back! Janela makes Omega have a seat, and he CHOPS him for good measure. Janela makes the mistake of saying Omega will “never ever beat Jon Moxley!” Omega SLAPS Janela back! Janela BOOTS Omega and the chair over!
Janela takes more chairs and sets them up back to back in a square. Janela vows to end this as he brings Omega over. He drags Omega across these chairs then clubs him down. Janela climbs up top, but Omega SLAPS him again! And CHOPS him, too. Omega lines it up, climbs up to join Janela, but Janela fights back for survival! Fans fear what comes next as Omega keeps trying. Janela clubs Omega but Omega hits back. They brawl back and forth, and Janela knocks Omega away. But Omega comes back, to TOSS Janela on the chairs!! The chair backs almost break Janela’s back! Janela is now against his own chair in the corner, and Omega makes him regret it with a V-TRIGGER!! Omega drags Janela up into an Electric Chair, and drives Janela into the standing chair with the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall
The only solace for Janela is that this match doesn’t count on his record. But one way or another, this match proved that the Cleaner is ready to go to some dark places. Will this only make the Death Rider more eager to have it out with him at Full Gear?
DAMN what a great second episode for Dark! To think AEW’s dark matches could be as good as the main show, if not better. The Triple Threat of Avalon-Sonny-Sabian was pretty fun for a starter, and I’m glad the usual Heel manager helping out doesn’t work out. The Librarians make a good combo, but it’s good to see them get some comeuppance in failing. Sabian gets a big win for his record, so maybe we’ll see him on AEW TV soon. We get another great 8 Man Tag for Dark, giving some momentum to the Dark Order going into the tournament. The Hybrid2 being on both winning quartets, both with Uno & Stu this week and the Lucha Brothers last week, they could make their own case that they’re up first at, say, Full Gear for a tag title match. It wouldn’t be a lot of time between the October 30th finals and November 9th’s PPV, but TH2 has story with just about everyone in that tournament, so whoever comes out with the titles already have a reason to want to shut Evans up.
I’m not too sure what to make of the Undeniable interview segment. I do commend AEW for making a big deal about there being female referees in the business, and Aubrey Edwards is of course a good fit as the face of that. I do remember wondering why she didn’t stick around after WWE’s previous Mae Young Classic, but it did work out in the end for her to be here. At the same time, does AEW really need to always find an opening to criticize the WWE? There is a lot to criticize, sure, but let fans do that because fans will always do that. In this instance, it was fine, as was with last week’s “We The People” burn Jericho did. But from now on, make AEW be about AEW, not about what AEW does better than WWE, because again fans will speak for them without even being asked. I’m also surprised Cody got his last name back, maybe Vince McMahon finally got over that stuff.
As JR might say, “BAH GAWD, he’s broken in half!” I really should’ve said that for Omega VS Janela. That might very well be the first match that made me wince and feel a bit sick. I am surprised neither has been announced as injured, but maybe that comes out between now and tomorrow night’s Dynamite. There was clearly a lot of parallel between this match and the Moxley VS Janela “unsanctioned” match, and it works out very well for Omega in a very broad “anything you can do, I can do crazier” sense. I also like that Omega even went so far as to copy Moxley’s signatures, it makes it even more clear that he’s ready to finally settle this. Omega & Hangman VS Mox & PAC is going to be great for all the story in that, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if it just melts down into brawling with Omega putting Moxley through some kind of table or glass or glass table. I would be very disappointed if Omega VS Moxley for Full Gear didn’t become something No Disqualification based given the story they’re building. Call it whatever you want, make it like this match tonight and it’ll steal the show, if not the entire month.
My Score: 8.8/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (12/5/22)
Indianapolis gets Elevated!
Elevation turns it up to nine!
AEW is racing towards Winter is Coming in Indianapolis as The Embassy is in action! Who betta than Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony?
- Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo VS Hagane Shinno; Shinno wins.
- Nyla Rose & Marina Shafir w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Kitty LaFleur & Alice Crowley; Nyla & Shafir win.
- Kiera Hogan VS Nikki Victory; Kiera wins.
- Top Flight VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd; Top Flight wins.
- Madison Rayne VS Emi Sakura; Sakura wins.
- Lee Moriarty w/ W. Morrissey VS Serpentico w/ Luther; Moriarty wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Embassy w/ Prince Nana VS Dan Adams, Star Rider & Façade; The Embassy wins.
- Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver VS Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford; Kip wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita VS Aaron Solo w/ Nick Comoroto; Konosuke wins.
A decent line-up. Good to see Top Flight in action after hearing Dante Martin was really hurting after that match with FTR. Good to see Konosuke in action. Reynolds VS Sabian could be a really good one, too. And good to see Kiera Hogan in action now that she’s on her own again. Wouldn’t surprise me if she and Diamante team up to go after The Baddies.
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/2/22)
Orange Cassidy is on a Rampage!
The Freshly Squeezed fighting champion fights on!
Orange Cassidy defends his AEW All-Atlantic Championship once again, against QT Marshall, and in a LUMBERJACK MATCH!
- Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto; Darby wins.
- Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy; Lethal & Jarrett win.
- Athena VS Dani Mo; Athena wins.
- AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto!
The Relentless One wants payback on the punk who impersonated The Icon, Sting, just for a quick buck! And though the real Sting heads to the back, Darby still has back-up in the baseball bat! Darby tells Comoroto to back off, but Comoroto throws his toothpick at him like a bootleg Bad Guy. So Darby CLOBBERS Comoroto with it! And again, and again! Karter stays back to let Comoroto take that beating. Fans fire up for Darby and Darby puts the bat down. Darby dares Karter to try it, and Karter makes a move, but Darby DIVES onto him! Darby RAMS Karter into railing, then SLAMS Karter’s hand off steel steps!
Darby puts Karter in the ring, the bell rings, and Darby aims at Karter again. SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Karter flounders to a corner, Darby fires off forearms on him, but the ref counts. Darby lets off, runs and SHOTGUNS Karter down, and Karter falls out of the ring! Fans fire up and Darby goes up the corner! But Karter shoves Darby! Darby crotches off ropes and falls to the floor! Karter drags Darby up, reel shim in and APRON POWERBOMBS him! Karter then puts Darby in the ring, but fans rally up. Karter looms over Darby, drags him up and whips him to the corner hard! Darby slumps down but Karter drags him up again.
Karter whips corner to corner again and even harder! Fans boo but Karter grins as he stalks Darby to the corner. Karter YANKS Darby right up, to a BUCKLE BOMB! Darby flops down, Karter drags him back up, and Karter DROPKICKS Darby down! Darby slumps out of the ring while Karter blows a kiss to the camera. Karter goes out to drag Darby back up. Karter RAMS Darby into steel steps! Fans boo as Karter swaggers around. Karter drags Darby up and into the ring, fans rally up harder for Darby as Karter stalks him. Karter CLUBS Darby, throws knee after knee, then covers, TWO!
Fans chant “You Look Weak!” at Karter but he drags Darby up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE, and AEW goes picture in picture. Karter sits Darby up to KNEE him in the back. Karter stomps Darby around, drags him up again, and whips him corner to corner hard! Darby bounces off buckles to hit the mat just as hard, and Karter smiles. Karter soaks up the heat, storms over to Darby, and stands him up to CLUB him again. Karter CHOPS Darby, stalks him to a corner, and bumps him off buckles. Karter bumps Darby off more buckles, then throws knees in. Karter CHOPS again, Darby pushes him back, so Karter CLUBS Darby again.
Karter puts Darby in another corner to back elbow. Karter soaks up the heat and Rampage returns to single picture. Karter runs but Darby dodges the splash! COFFIN SPLASH, but Karter waistlocks! Karter wrenches and JUMP KNEES Darby, to then suplex! Darby slips out to CHOP BLOCK! And PENALTY KICK to an arm! Darby snarls, he runs, but Karter ROLLING ELBOWS Darby down! Karter reels Darby in, but Darby fights the lift to wrench out and bend the fingers! Karter ROCKS Darby but Darby holds onto the hand. Karter ROCKS and CLUBS Darby again and again, but Darby twists the wrist!
Karter CLUBS the arms but Darby fires up a la Sting! Darby fires off fast hands, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Karter survives but fans still rally for Darby. Darby’s hand is bleeding from somewhere in the fingers, and he crawls to a corner. Darby hops up, but Karter trips Darby up! Karter climbs up, brings Darby up, and he SUPER FALCON ARROWS!! Cover, TWO! Darby survives and Karter is seething. Karter puts Darby in a drop zone and climbs up. Fans rally, Karter climbs, and Karter 450 FLOPS as Darby dodges! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Karter endures, rolls, but Darby wrenches, hammerlocks, and SCORPION DEATH DROPS!!
Fans fire up as Darby goes up top! COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall
Karter proved he’s worth something, but Darby proved it’s not enough! Will The Relentless One keep rolling until he’s looking at some gold?
Backstage interview with Keith Lee.
Renee Paquette notes she tried to get a word with the Limitless One last week, but can he give her anything about him and Swerve Strickland? Keith says it is an ongoing conversation, all he can say is… SHANE TAYLOR walks in?! A former ROH World Television Champion and former tag partner of Keith’s is now in AEW! And he’s here to ask Keith, “What is it with you and leaving family, dog?” Keith left Swerve behind two weeks ago, JD in Dallas, and Shane in ROH six years ago. Shane became the greatest ROH TV Champion of all time, but the business here is far from over.
So Shane says they settle this at ROH Final Battle! Shane Taylor & JD Griffey VS Keith Lee and… Well, he may wanna find some help. Swerve walks in now with a big smile on his face. Keith sighs. He asks Swerve, “Can I even count on you, dude?” Swerve takes off his sunglasses but doesn’t say anything. Is Swerve In Our Glory going to have one final battle together?
AEW hears from La Faccion Ingobernable and The Dark Order.
Jose the Assistant says, “After months of planning, La Faccion Ingobernable pulled off what nobody expected.” As for John Silver & Alex Reynolds, Silver says they were shocked. The Dark Order has been through a lot together, and for Preston Vance to do something like that blows his mind. The wounds for Silver & Reynolds will heal. But what Vance did to Negative One, Brodie Lee Jr., no one was there for him more than Vance. One day, they will all meet face to face one day, and that is when Vance realizes he made the biggest mistake of his life. But Rush says the Ingobernable Era is about to begin! Will nothing stop LFI now that they have Number 10?
Renee Paquette is in the ring.
She wants Indianapolis to help her welcome the AEW World Tag Team Champions, the Acclaimed! And as such, Max Caster says, “Yo! Listen! Acclaimed calling out any team that wants drama! We make ’em say sorry like they were Balenciaga! We got the tag division getting worked up cuz we stay winning like Americans in World Cup. And Jeff Jarrett’s talking out his anus. You can’t throw your weight around like you’re Glenn Jacobs! Homie, this ain’t TNA. In All Elite, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “INDIANAPOLIIIIIS~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And so Billy Gun scissor fingers~!
Fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Renee says that the tag titles look really nice on them, but it begs the question: what’s next for The Acclaimed? Bowens can’t answer that without first addressing last week’s Dynamite. Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett went and interrupted the scissoring! Fans boo that. Bowens says them doing that can only mean one of two things. One: they’re jealous that EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED! Or two: They wanna shot at the tag titles. Well guess what? You can’t cut the line, and Jeff Jarrett’s Colonel Sanders lookin’ ass just has to wait! Especially because there is a tag team that has been waiting a very, very long time to get their shot first.
Fans chant for FTR, and Bowens says The Acclaimed ARE fighting champions! Caster says, “That’s right!” Bowens says, “We are the Forever Champs!” “That’s right!” “We are the People’s Choice!” “That’s right!” “The People’s Voice!” “That’s right!” “And the people’s voices have been screaming that they want The Acclaimed to fight the best!” Fans fire up for that, but then here come the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten. The fans boo because that’s not FTR, those are the “ASS~ BOYS!” Austin says look, their old friends, The Acclaimed and “Billy.” But The Acclaimed want the best tag team in the world? “WELL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ‘EM!”
Wait, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh make their way out here. Sonjay asks what the Gunns are talking about. When he looks at them, all he sees are… ASS BOYS! Fans fire up for that! Sonjay tells the Gunns that what they’re looking at is a two-time Hall of Famer, the best pro-wrestler in the world, and they will show everyone why THEY are the greatest tag team today after they beat Private Party’s asses! Billy has everyone hold on. Fans cheer for Daddy Ass and he says, “Maybe you guys misunderstood what we said, but what we said was, ‘We want the best.'” And here comes F T R!!
Indy fires up as the THREE BELT CHAMPIONS, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, with their AAA, IWGP and ROH World Tag Team Championships, head to the ring. FTR offer handshakes, and The Acclaimed take it! Fans fire up, it looks like we have a title match made for THIS WEDNESDAY! Will The Acclaimed stay the Forever Champs of AEW? Or will FTR go from three to FOUR pairs of titles draped on them at once?
AEW looks closer at the grudge between Hikaru Shida, Penelope Ford & The Bunny.
The Full Metal Warrior herself says “Holy Shida was on a Rampage, and somebody tried to ruin it.” Allie the Bunny says she spent the last six MONTHS rehabbing her neck, “watching other people get opportunities that I deserved.” Shida says if Bunny has something to say, then let’s go. But it will be for the Regina de Wave Championship! The Bunny says she’ll take that title, and make Shida feel how she felt, watching someone else take what was hers. Will The Bunny bring some gold to La Faccion? Or will nothing stop the wave of momentum Shida is riding?
Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy!
Team Double Jay is already waiting, and already promising a big win here tonight. But Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy have been known to defy expectations before, so will they do that here tonight? Or will the Last Outlaw and his lethal tag team partner prove they are the best team today?
The teams sort out and Kassidy starts against Lethal. They circle, tie up, and Kassidy gets around to headlock. Lethal back suplexes but Kassidy lands on his feet. Lethal blocks Kassidy’s hip toss but then Kassidy slips up and around him to arm-drag! Lethal stagger sup, Kassidy whips but Lethal reverses. Kassidy ducks the lariat to waistlock but Lethal elbows free! Lethal stomps Kassidy to the corner, tags in Jarrett, and fans boo as Jarrett and Lethal mug Kassidy. Jarrett stomps the mudhole, whips but Kassidy reverses to hip toss! Jarrett gets up, Kassidy pops ‘n’ locks, but Jarrett dodges the haymaker to DECK Kassidy!
Fans boo but Jarrett is feeling himself. Jarrett drags Kassidy up but Kassidy wrenches free! Tag to Quen, he leap frogs to HIP DROP the arm! Kassidy BOOTS Lethal, Quen kicks Jarrett, and Private Party whips Jarrett to the corner. Quen sets up, Kassidy runs in, squealing PARTY IN MOTION! Then feed to the DROPKICK! Quen covers, TWO! Quen wrenches, tags Kassidy and Kassidy goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Kassidy struts a la the Nature Boy, and he mocks Jarrett. Jarrett swings, Kassidy blocks, but Jarrett pokes Kassidy in the eye! Then Jarrett DECKS Kassidy! Fans boo, especially as Sonjay struts.
But Hardy pulls Sonjay off the apron! Sonjay gets heated, but it’s Satnam who steps to Hardy! Hardy backs off from the giant, but Lethal drags Kassidy out to RAM him into steel steps! The numbers game is paying off as Rampage goes picture in picture. Hardy helps Kassidy up but Lethal goes out to kick Kassidy down! Lethal RAMS Kassidy into the steel steps! The is busy reprimanding people and that allows Sonjay to get some stomps in! Lethal and Jarrett add theirs, then drag Kassidy up to put him in the ring. Jarrett stomps Kassidy more and more, then tags Lethal. Double Jay double whip but Kassidy reverses to send Lethal at ropes.
Lethal holds ropes to stop himself, and Jarrett hooks Kassidy up for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Lethal adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Kassidy reaches out but Lethal keeps him from Quen. Lethal bumps Kassidy off buckles, tags Jarrett in, and Jarrett drags Kassidy up to bump off more buckles. Jarrett whips Kassidy corner to corner hard, and Kassidy bounces off buckles. Jarrett puts Kassidy on the ropes to CHOKE him, then he runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett struts now, as does Lethal and even Satnam. Jarrett then runs to LARIAT Kassidy down! Lethal applauds, tags in, and he covers, TWO!
Lethal CLUBS Kassidy down, covers again, TWO! Lethal rains down furious fists but the ref reprimands about the closed fists. Lethal looms over Kassidy, drags him back up, and snap suplexes! Lethal lets out a big “WOO~!” and then grins as AEW goes to break.
Rampage returns and Lethal has Kassidy in a facelock. But Kassidy NORTHERN LIGHTS Lethal away! And then Kassidy springboard STUNNERS Jarrett down! Kassidy dodges Lethal and hot tags Quen! Quen ROCKS Lethal, bumps him off buckles, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Quen ducks ‘n’ dodges to flapjack DROPKICK! Fans fire up more as Quen DIVES onto Jarrett! Quen is all fire dup and he high-fives fans. Quen gets in, Lethal sends him out but Kassidy is there! SILLY STRING! Quen hurries up top but Jarrett storms over. Quen DECKS Jarrett, 450s, but has to bail out as Lethal moves!
Quen clutches his rib but Lethal goes after Kassidy. Kassidy kangaroo kicks Lethal into a schoolboy! But the ref is busy with Kassidy! Jarrett gets in to wrench and KNEE Quen! Lethal runs, handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION STROKE COMBINATION! Cover, Team Double Jay wins!
Winners: Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall
Jarrett insists the ref raise his and Lethal’s hands in victory, and Aubrey Edwards obliges. Will Jay & Double J prove they’re the best by climbing those AEW Tag Division rankings?
Renee Paquette interviews Saraya.
They’re having their promised sit-down interview two weeks after Saraya won her big return match at Full Gear. How is she feeling after her first match in over five years? Saraya legit has chills even now thinking about it. It was an emotional moment because she never thought she was getting in the ring again. Especially after five long years, yet also oddly short. Five years is long in pro-wrestling, though, and going out there again, it was incredible. What was it like to just talk to her family about this? The Knights are born and bred for wrestling, her brother was there that night. What was that like?
It was incredible having her brother, who has been there for her since day one. He even dressed as the Pink Power Ranger for her first match to be there. He had full on supported her, canceled all other plans, and was just as fired up as she was. She couldn’t help but run up to him to hug it out. Full Gear overall was a huge show, but especially Saraya’s moment for her and the Women’s Division. What is the big takeaway? Full Gear was a special night for the AEW Women’s Division with three matches on one night. Saraya was proud to have had that match with Britt Baker. Britt helped Saraya in many ways as someone who just came back from neck surgery.
Saraya is also proud of Jamie Hayter winning the title, that was a big deal. And even Toni Storm. Saraya saw the interview Renee had with Toni about wanting the title back. Saraya wants all the women here to know that she wants the title, too. It will be her and everyone going head-to-head. Renee looks forward to that, but when and where will The Revolution prove AEW is her house?
Athena VS ???
The Fallen Goddess has never been more dangerous. Dark and Elevation have brought out that dark side, and she’s gunning for the OG Badass and the ROH Women’s World Championship at Final Battle! But will she have a bit more than just a tune-up in Dani Mo?
The bell rings, Athena and Dani approach, and Athena DECKS Dani! Athena smirks, brings Dani up and snap suplexes! Una Amiga! Another snap suplex! Dos Amigas! Then the ANARCHY for the third! Cover, but Athena lets off! Athena plays like she’s surprised, but then she argues with the ref. Athena corners the ref and dares him to do something, but Dani rolls Athena up! TWO!! Dani hurries up to ROUNDHOUSE Athena! Athena shrugs it off?! Athena DECKS Dani again! And then rains down clubbing forearms! Athena roars and Indy fires up as she drags Dani back up. Athena RAMS Dani into the corner then STOMPS her down!
Athena soaks up the cheers and jeers then goes back for Dani. A fan shouts, “I love you, Athena!” and she says back, “I know.” Athena drags Dani up, reels her in, and gut wrenches to a CLIFFHANGER GUTBUSTER! Cover, Athena wins!
Winner: Athena, by pinfall
But winning isn’t enough for Athena as she drags Dani back up. Fans boo as Athena suplexes to GOURD BUSTER Dani out of the ring!! Dani tumbles but Athena goes out after her again. Athena RAMS Dani into railing, drags her up again, and then RAMS her into steel steps! Dani goes down in a heap and Athena calls out Mercedes! “Mercedes~! Come out and play~!” But when Mercedes doesn’t appear, Athena turns her attention back to Dani. More refs rush out to stop this, and Athena says alright. But then she blasts past them to METEORA Dani into the steel steps! The refs reprimand again, but Athena threatens Aubrey!
Fans boo but Athena grins as she takes her leave. Will this new darkness be what brings Athena into the golden spotlight?
Juice Robinson speaks.
“For those of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Juice Robinson. And I’m a former three-time IWGP United States Champion. I’m here to issue a challenge for December 10th, in Arlington, Texas, at ROH Final Battle, against the King of TV, Samoa Joe, the ROH Television Champion. Y’know, I’ve done a lot in Japan, but I need to prove myself in America. And if I’m gonna be a superstar on television, then I need that ROH World Television title around my waist. Joe, you may be the King of TV now, but kings get dethroned.” Will the Booster boost his own profile by taking one of #TwoBeltJoe’s belts?
Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers.
The World’s Strongest Man says QT Marshall is facing Orange Cassidy for the All-Atlantic title, but is there any reason he chose to make this a Lumberjack Match? Yes, it’s real simple: After what happened last week with The House of Black, QT wants his first championship opportunity to have no shenanigans. Speaking of shenanigans, QT points out how the Best Friends and Danhausen are dressed! By that, he’s pointing out how they’re in flannel and beanies, just like real lumberjacks. QT says their best friend is about to lose his title and they’re treating this like a joke! Danhausen asks, “Is this a joke!?” And they all bring out (plastic) axes!
Cassidy asks Mark, “Are we allowed to bring axes to the ring?” Mark says, “Absolutely not.” Oh. Well, okay. Mark says it looks like there’s been enough talk, but then Cassidy says no, they weren’t done talking yet. Can they get two more seconds? IT’S TIME! For the main event! Well, alright. But axes or no axes, will Cassidy cut down another contender? Or will QT Marshall finally prove he is God’s Gift to Wrestling?
Darby Allin speaks.
“The past few weeks, Full Gear, Rampage, I have been settling some personal scores that have been important to me. And now that those scores have been settled, nothing’s more important to me than winning back that TNT Championship. Samoa Joe. I’m putting out a challenge to you, and you said that you would accept if Wardlow was banned from ringside. This Wednesday in Austin, I’ll do you one more. I’m gonna have Sting banned from ringside, as well, because I want it to be just you and me, Joe.
“These fans chant something. It goes along the lines of, ‘Joe is gonna kill~ you. Joe is gonna kill~ you.’ Well you’re gonna have to bury me with that TNT Championship, because I am not leaving Dynamite without it.” Darby is ready to fight to the death, will he become a TWO-TIME TNT Champion? Or will the King of TV still be #TwoBeltJoe going into ROH Final Battle?
AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall!
Not only are The Factor and Best Friends among the Lumberjacks, but so are The Varsity Athletes, The Trustbusters, Chaos Project, Ortiz, Brandon Cutler, Zack Clayton, Ethan Page, Private Party, and even some Indy indie wrestlers. The more the merrier if it keeps QT safe for the House of Black. But will he be able to focus on Freshly Squeezed? Or will Cassidy continue to be a fighting champion?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and with nowhere to run and hide, we see who is truly championship material!
The bell rings and as Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets, QT rushes in! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and leaps over! Then he SHOTGUNS QT down and kips up! QT bails out but on the Best Friends’ side! They put him in for Cassidy but QT knees low. QT whips Cassidy out to the Factory side of things, but Cassidy fires off “devastating” shin kicks on then, Clayton, Serpentico, and back again. QT runs out but Cassidy whips him around and around into railing! Then back into the ring! Cassidy hurries up top to CROSBODY, but into QT’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Cassidy staggers, QT whips and tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKERS!
Fans rally for Cassidy but QT drags him up to toss him out. The Firm is there and Ethan tells Hardy to do his job! Hardy says okay, and he helps Cassidy up and into the ring! Fans cheer but Ethan is mad! That’s not what he meant, but that is what Lumberjacks are here for. QT still stomps Cassidy, ROCKS him with a right, then soaks up the heat. Ethan tells Hardy to leave since he’s not willing to play along. But Private Party is also told to stay. Fans boo and Hardy argues with Ethan but Hardy still leaves. QT whips Cassidy corner to corner hard and Cassidy bounces off buckles as AEW goes picture in picture.
QT drags Cassidy up, throws him out the side, and Ari Daivari stomps away on Cassidy! His old buddy, Tony Nese, joins in, as do Josh Woods, Chaos Project and Zack Clayton! They all stomp away, but then Best Friends storm over! They back everyone off and help Cassidy up. Trent puts Cassidy in, but QT is after him already. QT DECKS Cassidy with a right, then covers, TWO! Fans rally and so do the Lumberjacks. QT ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy staggers away, but QT scoops him to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! QT is annoyed but he stomps Cassidy around. QT has the legs to stomp Cassidy in the gut!
QT paces around, QT mocks Cassidy by putting his hands in his tights. QT then stomps Cassidy more, drags him up again, but Cassidy hits a JAWBREAKER! Cassidy throws body shots, but QT CLUBS Cassidy down! QT rains down fists, the ref reprimands about the closed fists, but QT lets off to get in the ref’s face. QT drags Cassidy up, and tosses Cassidy out! The Varsity Athletes and others stomp away, the Best Friends hurry over again and push them all away. Cassidy gets in the ring but QT is after him again. QT whips Cassidy to a corner but Cassidy tumbles up and out! QT storms over but Cassidy dribbles him off buckles!
Cassidy stops, QT staggers away, and Cassidy climbs up again. QT runs back in but Cassidy moves aside and QT smacks off the corner! QT falls down, Cassidy finishes climbing, and he gives a lazy thumbs up as he FALLING SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! QT survives and Rampage returns to single picture as Indy rallies up! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and fires up! But Johnson & Solo rush in! The ref reprimands but Cassidy dodges, and Best Friends get in to clothesline The Factory back out! Fans fire up as Cassidy, Trent & Chuck flex. Then Best Friends DOUBLE PLANCHA the Factory down!
QT handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! QT drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but QT blocks and spins Cassidy around! Inverted crucifix and toss, but Cassidy blocks the cutter! Cassidy shoves QT into buckles, then Alabama lifts, but the back gives up! QT pop-up FOREARMS Cassidy, then reels him in! LAST- RANA!! Cassidy then runs to tilt-o-whirl and whirl and whirl and DDT!! Fans fire up and the Lumberjacks all rally! QT flounders but Cassidy kips up! Fans fire up with Cassidy as he runs in at QT, ORANGE- NO, The Factory gets their leader to safety!
Cassidy frowns while Best Friends storm over again. The Factory backs off, Cassidy climbs up but QT GAMANGIRIS! QT drags Cassidy down, shouts, “I’m gonna break his neck!” but DANHAUSEN steps up! Danhausen CURSES QT!! QT mocks it, flips Danhausen off, then the Factory trips Danhausen off the apron! Best Friends go after them, more Lumberjacks join in, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! APRON BEACH BREAK!! QT flounders, Cassidy aims from the ropes, springboard SWANTON wipes out the Lumberjacks!! Fans are fired up for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” as Best Friends and Factory brawl up the ramp!
QT flounders into the ring, Cassidy climbs the corner, but Penelope Ford creeps her way out. The Superbad Girl looks extra bad tonight, but she distracts Cassidy from the apron. The ref reprimands, telling her she has to hop down. But KIP SABIAN appears from outta nowhere! He SHOVES Cassidy off the top, into the DIAMOND CUTTER!!! QT covers, TWO!??! Cassidy survives, and Kip is amused, but QT is furious! QT throws off his elbow pads, runs in, into an ORANGE PUNCH!! And BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)
Kip Sabian isn’t bothered at all. He applauds Cassidy’s resilience, but then Cassidy DIVES onto Kip! Cassidy and Kip brawl, they go up the ramp, Kip bowls Cassidy to the stage! Kip drags Cassidy up as fans boo and he bowls Cassidy more. The Lumberjacks brawl with their own rivals, the Varsity Athletes are going after Ortiz and Isiah Kassidy! Cutler vlogs this all, but then the lights go out!! And when they come back up, THE HOUSE OF BLACK is here!! Malakai Black & Buddy Matthews are staring Nese & Woods down, while Brody King & Julia Hart stand on the stage. Nese rushes in but gets an STO! Buddy JUMP KNEES Woods!
Buddy POP-UP KNEES Kassidy! Malakai & Buddy stomp away on Kassidy, Brody attacks the Lumberjacks on the ramp! Brody joins the others, fans are thunderous for the House as they mug Ortiz! But then Malakai tells them NO, not Ortiz. What? Why? Is there something Malakai sees in Ortiz? But with the bloodlust needing satisfaction, Buddy drags Serpentico up! DANTE’S INFERNO!! Julia applauds and Indy is fired up! And then the House goes after everyone again! The bodies are sent flying around into railing! Will the House of Black rise to tear down all others in their way?
A very good Rampage here to set up a lot more as AEW and ROH head for the New Year. Samoa Joe having two titles means a lot more people are after him. Juice Robinson has a good promo to call out Joe for the ROH TV title, and Juice did have a stint in ROH so this isn’t completely out of nowhere. Darby had a great match with Cole Karter, though it was really more Karter had his best match in AEW, or perhaps his entire career. But I like that Darby wants after the TNT title, he is going to have one hell of a match with Joe on Dynamite. That Dynamite is both a Winter is Coming go-home and ROH Final Battle go-home, so it’ll have to be huge.
Speaking of which, Acclaimed VS FTR for the AEW Tag Team Championships, that is huge. It’s happening this Wednesday as opposed to Winter is Coming, so I have a feeling shenanigans help The Acclaimed retain. The Gunn Sons probably cost FTR so that they can have an ROH Tag Team Championship match at Final Battle, which they will then lose because FTR is probably going to help sell networks on ROH under Tony Khan. We got a good tag match out of Jarrett & Lethal VS Private Party, and of course Sonjay & Satnam are the advantage that helps Jay & Jarrett win. They’ll surely climb the ranks and come around to challenge for the tag titles in time for Revolution in March.
Good backstage segment with Shane Taylor showing up in AEW, and get use of continuity in Keith Lee’s career. I remember watching those days when Keith and Shane made a huge splash in ROH as a team, and then suddenly Keith is in NXT. This is going to be good stuff, but I wonder if Swerve ditches Keith to join up with Shane and take over at least the ROH Tag Division. Good interview promo from Saraya, though it did start to blur the lines of kayfabe and reality just a little when Saraya talked about Britt helping her in that match. But naturally, Saraya wants the AEW Women’s Division to get stronger, but also wants to get in on a title scene. I don’t see Saraya being relegated to Dark and Elevation, so maybe they work out something for a Winter is Coming match.
Speaking of women’s championships, good promo from Shida and Bunny to truly bring the Regina de Wave title onto AEW programming. I’m pretty sure Shida retains that title, but it at least counts as something big for Bunny. Great stuff out of Athena really upping her Heel credentials. Fans still wanted to cheer her dominating Dani but Athena made sure they had something to boo with her extracurriculars after the match. Athena VS Mercedes is going to be great for Final Battle, no idea who wins that one. And good promo from LFI and Dark Order. I bet we see some great tag matches of Rush & Vance VS Silver & Reynolds to not only build both factions back up, but help one get going in the tag title rankings so that one of them (probably LFI) can go after The Acclaimed.
And of course, hilarious and great stuff out of Cassidy and the Lumberjacks. Cassidy was of course winning but I was surprised to see Kip Sabian go after him. That should be a good feud since Kip’s trying this new Joker meets Riddler character. And it was great to see the House of Black appear to beat up every Lumberjack around. Though, I wonder what that detail of Malakai sparing Ortiz the finisher was about. Is the House going to recruit Ortiz to their side? Ortiz and Eddie Kingston feuding with the House would be some awesome stuff. But I wouldn’t want Ortiz betraying Eddie, that’s too much like Vance ditching the Dark Order. House of Black should be raising up some names from Dark or Elevation to give them some TV time.
My Score: 8.7/10
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NOAH ends November with some big announcements! Returns, new debuts and surprising challenges!
DWI Podcast #351: How Silky Are You
This week we discuss War Games and Roman's hatred for red pants!
Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (12/2/22)
Another MASSIVE combined card!
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/2/22)
Orange Cassidy is on a Rampage!
Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (12/2/22)
The SmackDown World Cup finals are here!
Mindless Wrestling Podcast: WAR GAMES! (WWE Survivor Series 2022 Review)
WWE Survivor Series War Games is in the books--and did not disappoint! Hear what the Mindless crew really thinks about...