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Mitchell’s AEW DARK Results & Report! (10/8/19)

AEW sheds some light on the Dark!

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There’s more than just Dynamite now!

There’s more to being All Elite than Dynamite! Watch all the action that couldn’t fit even into two hours, so that you aren’t left in the dark!

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Darby Allin VS CIMA; Allin wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Hybrid 2 & Lucha Brothers VS Private Party & Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy; The Hybrid 2 & Lucha Brothers win.
  • Britt Baker & Allie VS Bea Priestly & Penelope Ford; Baker & Allie win.
  • Six Man Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS Jurassic Express; SCU wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tony Schiavone hosts this special bonus programming!

AEW DARK is for the action that couldn’t fit into the epic two hours AEW Dynamite already gives the fans! All Elite gives you more of what you want thanks to modern technology! Dynamite was a huge success, so AEW thanks all the fans a truly incredible night. Before recapping Dynamite, the dark matches begin with the young, talented and fearless Darby Allin!

 

Darby Allin VS CIMA!

There is nothing Allin won’t do to his body if it means coming out the winner! What will he resort to this week against the oWe Wrestling veteran to gain momentum in AEW?

The bell rings and fans are excited for this match as any. Darby soaks it all in but Cima corner meteoras! Cima won’t play around with the wild young star as he whips. Darby slides to a stop, dodges then redirects and handsprings. Darby forearms, Cima whips but Darby springboard arm-drags! Cima bails out and fans fire up. Darby dropkicks Cima back out, slingshots out but in to then DIVE! Direct hit wipes Cima out into barriers! Darby gets back in and keeps moving, to DIVE again! That’s two, but Darby keeps going, to DIVE again! The hat trick is complete! Fans are wanting a fourth but Darby drags Cima up to put into the ring. Darby climbs up top and turns around, to Coffin Drop! Cima adds on to make it a SLAM!

Cima rolls and whips Darby into buckles then dropkicks him in harder! Roll up and cover, TWO! Immediately to a Stretch Muffler Headscissor! Fans rally as Darby fights his way out of the hold. Darby slaps himself to fire up and crawl for ropes! Ropebreak, and Cima has to let go. Cima backs off to cool off. He drags Darby up to snapmare fast, then climbs up top. Darby trips Cima into the Tree of Woe! Darby fires off on Cima’s legs, with headbutts! Darby goes corner to corner to elbow the legs! And again! Cima falls out of the tree, clutching his knee. Darby drags Cima around, to DDT the leg! Now Cima clutches an ankle, but Darby won’t let up. Darby puts Cima in the corner and goes ocrner to corner again. Cima knees Darby away but that proves double edged. Cima CHOPS Darby on the back! Then gives him a tornado DDT! Cover, TWO!! Darby lives but Cima keeps on him.

Cima has Darby on the ropes and throws a CHOP! The “WOO~” echoes out while Darby gets back up. Darby CHOPS Cima, but Cima wants more. Cima CHOPS Darby off his feet! Darby gets to his feet and Cima eggs him on! Fans cheer and Darby hobbles over, to JAB! Darby fires off, shoves, then gets around, flip over to a stunner! Cover, TWO!! Cima lives but Darby keeps moving. Darby crawls to a corner and goes up top. Fans rally as Darby Coffin Drops ONTO KNEES! Cima suffers from his own counter, but still gives Darby a big backstabber! Then crisscross for Aoi Shoudo Driver! Cover, TWO!! Cima sits Darby up, determined to end him. Cima goes to the apron from behind Darby, springboard Meteora from the back!! Cover, TWO!? Darby survives, but now Cima is climbing again. Cima aims, but Darby dodges the Meteora! Darby jumps over, comes back for a DESTROYER! Cover, TWO!? Cima shocks the fans but Darby hits the COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

That truly reckless trust fall finally hits someone! And Darby gets himself on the winning track in AEW, is this just the first of many?

 

Back to Tony in the studio!

With that big win for Darby, he is now poised for even bigger this Wednesday on Dynamite! He and Cracker Barrel Clash winner Jimmy Havoc will go 1v1 in a match of true madmen for a chance at Chris Jericho and the AEW World Championship on 101/16/19! Will the American Nightmare be meeting someone else in Baltimore?

 

8 Man Tag: The Hybrid 2 & Lucha Brothers VS Private Party & Best Friends!

For those unfamiliar, “The Hybrid 2” are Jack Evans and Angelico. And with the AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament set to begin, teams from that tournament are just warming up. Will Jack, Angelico, Pentagon and Fenix spark their runs towards those titles here? Or will Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy, Trent & Chuckie T be the ones going into the opening round all fired up?

And surprise! The Freshly Squeezed is alongside his new friends for moral support. There is a lot of trash talk between the teams, and fans already chant “Cero Miedo!” The ref gets the teams to sort out, and Pentagon steps up to Trent with a “CERO! MIED-” BUt Jack says no! The Lucha Bros are the B-Team, he and Angelico are the A-Team! The Hybrid 2 copy Cero Miedo, but get double dropkicks from Private Party! So the Lucha Brothers double SUPERKICK Best Friends! Pentagon waistlocks Quen while Isaiah waistlocks Fenix, but both Fenix and Quen elbow free. Pentagon shoves Quen, Fenix comes running through, Private Party gets clear but Fenix DIVES onto Best Friends! Pentagon runs but Private Party dodges him. Quen runs over but gets tossed out onto the Hybrid 2! Pentagon dodges Isaiah to Slingblade him down!

Fans fire up as Isaiah flounders, and Pentagon enziguris! Fenix adds a forearm, then “Uno, Dos, Tres!” DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cover, but Chuckie T breaks it. The Hybrids dropkick Chuckie out and then Jack complains. Pentagon tags Angelico for Angelico to punch away on Isaiah. Isaiah forearms back and gets the advantage! Isaiah fires up but Angelico drop toeholds him down! Jack runs in to Last Chancery, Angelico Penalty Kicks! The kick is good and Angelico covers, but Trent breaks it! Pentagon tags in and drags Isaiah up. Fenix is in while Pentagon CHOPS Isaiah! Isaiah squeals in pain, but the Lucha Bros whip him. Isaiah rolls Fenix at Pentagon into a wheelbarrow, then Isaiah steps up on Fenix to enziguri Pentagon! Fenix kicks Isaiah back then says “Not today!” Isaiah reverses the whip to enziguri Fenix down! Jack blasts Quen then clubs away on Isaiah. Angelico helps out, but the ref reprimands the Hybrids but Jack ignores him.

The Hybrids double whip Isaiah, but Isaiah dodges Jack to huricanrana Angelico into him! Fans fire up for Isaiah but Angelico clubs him down before a tag can be made. Angelico brings Isaiah up but Isaiah slips out of the suplex to hot tag Chuckie T! The Kentucky Gentleman rallies, and hits a standing Sliced Bread! Chuckie T runs corner to corner but Angelico boots. Trent comes in to elbow Angelico, and Chuckie helps with the tornado DDT! Jack runs in to stop the hug, springboard back-flip back elbows! Jack whips Chuckie but Chcukie reverses. Chuckie catches Jack’s springboard, and sets Jack up for Trent’s Sliding German! Chuckie clotheslines Jack out, but the Best Friends don’t hug yet. They look around for targets, build up speed, but the Lucha Brothers intercept! They clobber the Best Friends, but then Quen springboards in to crossbody them both down!

Best Friends regroup, baseball slide but they miss. The Hybrids mule kick them back, but here comes Orange Cassidy! The Sloth puts his hands in his pockets so you know he’s serious! But Angelico CLOBBERS him! So the Best Friends attack the Hybrids! They go into the ring and Chuckie runs at Angelico. Angelico back drops Chuckie out! Then knees Trent down! Jack comes in, assisted 450! Private Party goes after the Hybrids now, and Isaiah whips Jack. Jack holds ropes, he boots Isaiah away. But Private Party in Motion dropkicks Jack out! Angelico knees Quen then whips him at Isaiah. Isaiah helps Quen get back in, tornado DDT! Isaiah ASAIS onto Jack! Quen fights off the Lucha Bros, but Fenix Tiger Feint hook kicks! CERO MIEDO but double dropkick from Chuckie!

Chuckie is fired up, and borrows Quen’s shades. Trent runs in, and they hug!! And double FLY! The Best Friends bowl everyone else over! Chuckie gives Quen his shades back before putting Pentagon in the ring. The referee and Trent argue, but Orange Cassidy TRUST FALLS onto the rest! Trent runs into a SUPERKICK! Pentagon into Chuckie’s knee trigger! Sole Food to Half ‘n’ Half! Trent brings Pentagon up, Chuckie climbs. Fenix saves Pentagon by giving Trent an assisted DESTROYER! Chuckie boots but Pentagon waistlocks him against the ropes. Fenix hops up, tight rope Penalty Kick! Pentagon brings Chuckie back up, Fenix climbs up, Package Piledriver double stomps!! Fenix FLIES to bowl everyone else over! Pentagon covers Chuckie, his team wins!

Winners: The Lucha Brothers and The Hybrid 2, Pentagon pinning

The first major win for Jack and Angelico, but the momentum is going to Pentagon and Fenix as they enter the Tag Team title tournament’s opening round! Will they be the inaugural tag team champions? Will they meet Private Party or the Best Friends along the way?

 

Britt Baker & Allie VS Bea Priestly & Penelope Ford!

Dr. Baker, DMD wants payback on the woman who cheated her during the All Out Casino Battle Royale, and Priestly just likes beating Baker up. They team with other women looking to impress in the AEW Women’s Division, who makes the most of this match?

The teams sort out and Allie starts against Bea. The two circle, and Bea shoves Britt! Britt is angry already but the ref keeps her back. But Allie arm-drags Bea around, then spins her to a neckbreaker! Allie drops a senton then cover, TWO! Bea scrambles away to the ropes and the ref keeps Allie back. Bea wags her finger, “No, no, no!” and then dares Allie to tag Britt. Allie obliges, but Bea tags right out to Penelope. Britt realizes she should’ve seen that coming. But she ties up, full nelsons, snapmares and crucifix pins Penelope, TWO! Rolling cradle, TWO! Britt arm-drags Penelope then covers, TWO! Fans cheer and rally as Britt drags Penelope up. Britt forearms then whips but Penelope reverses and Bea trips Britt up! The ref keeps Allie from doing anything, and Penelope gets away with pulling Britt’s hair.

Penelope bumps Britt on buckles, then handsprings in for a back elbow! Penelope throws Britt down then drags her up with a waistlock. Britt fights out but into a Northern Lights! Bridging cover, TWO! Penelope is annoyed but she keeps Britt from Allie. Britt fights back and spins Penelope for a rolling elbow! Britt keeps on Penelope and tags in Allie. Allie runs in side to side for a back elbow! Britt adds a knee and then Allie runs in for a sliding forearm! Allie grits her teeth as she covers, TWO! Penelope is tough but Allie keeps on her with a CHOP! And then a forearm, and another CHOP! Allie whips but Penelope holds ropes. Allie sweeps Penelope’s legs, then runs for a sliding forearm at the ropes! Fans fire up and some even get high-fives, but Bea Penalty Kicks Allie from the apron! Bea puts Allie in for Penelope to stomp on! Penelope drags Allie up and bumps her on buckles. Penelope runs in and handsprings to shoulder tackle!

Bea tags in and Penelope holds Allie for Bea to stomp the arm! Bea taunts Britt before going after Allie’s arm. Hammerlock STOMP! Allie screams in pain but Bea shows no mercy as she wrenches. She puts Allie in the corner and laces the arm on the ropes. Penelope tags in to club Allie, and the two bad girls work together to choke Allie. Allie fights out with elbows and forearms! Allie elbows Bea down then BOOTS Penelope! Bea trips Britt to deny the tag! Penelope handsprings but Allie dodges! Allie blocks the kick to throw Penelope down, then huricanranas, but Penelope makes it part powerbomb! Both women are down and a standing count begins. The count passes 5 before either woman stirs. They crawl, hot tags to Britt and Bea! And the Doctor is in! She fires off on Bea with fists, then dodges to fire forearms! Bea wobbles but comes back with a forearm of her own! Bea runs but Britt forearms her back. Britt runs, dodges, redirects and Slingblades!

Fans fire up as Britt gets to a corner. Britt rolls Bea around, to a fisherman neckbreaker! Cover, TWO!! Bea lives but scrambles to a corner. Fans fire up for Britt, and Britt goes after Bea with more forearms. Britt whips corner to corner but Bea goes up, over, and keeps moving to waistlock Britt. Britt resists and elbows, but into a SAIDO SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Britt lives and Allie is relieved. Fans rally again as Bea drags Britt up. Bea whips Britt, but Allie tags in! Britt and Allie each kick Bea, butterfly suplex to jackknife cover, but Penelope breaks it! The ref reprimands Penelope but Allie runs at her. Penelope goes Matrix, to come back with a cutter! Britt wrenches and pump handles Penelope for a facebuster! Bea ROUNDHOUSES Britt! Allie kicks and fireman’s carries Bea, to Death Valley Driver! Cover, TWO!!

Allie is furious, but fans rally up again. Allie drags Bea up but Bea pulls hair! Jawbreaker! Hot tags to Penelope and Britt! Penelope runs in but Britt dodges for a running neckbreaker! Penelope gets up to back kick and run, but Britt spins her around for a DMDDT! Cover, but Bea breaks it! Allie SPEARS Bea! Britt drags Penelope up, Page Turner! Then Rings of Saturn!! Penelope endures, but Britt makes it part MANDIBLE CLAW! Penelope verbally quits, Britt & Allie win!!

Winners: Britt Baker & Allie, Baker by submission

The Doctor didn’t get Bea to pay for All Out, but this is good enough for her! Will Britt get her hands on Bea on her way towards the AEW Women’s Championship?

 

Tony and AEW Dark review the shocking events from Dynamite.

With new footage and angles, we again watch as Sammy Guevara set Cody up for Chris Jericho’s ambush! The merciless beating Y2J gave the American Nightmare has put Cody on the sidelines, and now their Full Gear championship match is off! Will Cody be able to return and get revenge on Jericho? Or will someone have beaten him to it?

Additionally, there was the Six Man Tag of The Elite VS Jericho and the Boricua Badasses, Ortiz & Santana. However, that match never quite went the way Kenny Omega or the Young Bucks wanted. Jon Moxley returned from injury to get revenge on the Best Bout Machine, brawling with him all the way to the Washington Wizards’ VIP area, and using Death Rider/Paradigm Shift to put Omega through a glass table! And in the end, Jericho’s team would win, to also reveal the rise of a new faction! The yet-to-be-officially-named Faction of Jericho made sure we all soaked it in, maaan…! Will we get word from the AEW World Champion this Wednesday on just how this quintet came to be?

 

Tony is in the AEW Control Center!

Tony uses this space to review the brackets for the AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament! The opening round matches are: Private Party VS The Young Bucks, a true testing ground for Isaiah and Quen should Matt & Nick Jackson be in good shape after what happened on Dynamite’s premiere; Lucha Brothers VS Jurassic Express, with Pentagon and Fenix looking red hot while Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus are looking for a win; Best Friends VS SCU, or more specifically The Addiction, and the winners moving on to face the #1 seeds, The Dark Order! Who will Evil Uno and Stu Grayson get to torture in the second round?

 

Six Man Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS Jurassic Express!

DC may be the #WorstTownTheyHaveEverBeenTo, but they’re still more than ready for an All Out rematch! Will Marko Stunt help Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus gain momentum for the tournament? Or will history repeat itself as SCU gets the 1-2-3 again?

The trios sort out and fans are already dueling as little Marko starts against Christopher Daniels. The Fallen Angel shakes hands and pats Marko’s head. Marko shoves Daniels, so Daniels swings on Marko. Marko headlocks, but Daniels just stands up to lift him! Daniels powers out and runs Marko over without really trying. Daniels yanks Marko up, but Marko tries to arm-drag! Still nothing. Daniels yanks Marko up again to kick then whip. Marko dodges, tilt-o-whirls and rolls into a cover! TWO, and Daniels tilt-o-whirls Marko but Marko arm-drags! Marko speeds things up, Daniels drops down, and Marko stomps all over his back! Marko flosses and dares Daniels to bring it. Daniels stands up in a huff, then swings into Marko’s waistlock. Daniels bucks him off, speeds up, and Marko drops down, only for Daniels to step on him. Daniels flosses and he’s improved! He also pelvic thrusts for good measure.

Marko and Daniels tag out to Jungle Boy and Frankie Kazarian! Kaz gets JB in a cover, TWO! JB comes back with a roll but Kaz slips out to Oklahoma roll. TWO, and JB acrobatically goes around to a cover, TWO! Kaz crucifixes, TWO, but Kaz shoves JB. JB hops up, sunset flips, Kaz rolls through but JB ducks the Penalty Kick! JB rolls Kaz up, TWO! JB runs, Kaz scoop slams him! Kaz runs, springboard leg drop! Cover, TWO! Kaz drags JB around to tag in Scorpio Sky. The two double leg lock to roll and fling JB! Cover, TWO! Scorpio drags JB up and over to bump him off Daniels’ boot. Daniels tags in and they double whip JB. JB dodges the clotheslines to shove Daniels into Scorpio! Tag to Luchasaurus! Fans fire up for the man-dinosaur as he CHOPS Daniels down! Luchasaurus waits for Daniels to stand and swings another hand, but Daniels ducks to uppercut back! But Luchasaurus stays up! Tail Whip heel kick!

Fans rally for “Luchasaurus!” as he looms over Daniels. Luchasaurus drags Daniels up, tag to JB. Jungle Boy suplexes Daniels down, covers, TWO! JB tags to Marko and he becomes a human weapon, pump handle ripcord splash! Cover, TWO! Marko dropkicks Daniels down then kips up. Marko runs in to dropkick Daniels in the corner! Tag to JB, and JB runs in, but blocks a boot. He turns Daniels around, Luchasaurus roundhouse kickstarts the backstabber! JB holds Daniels there for Marko to slingshot atomico! Cover, TWO! Daniels survives but JB keeps him down with a headlock. Daniels endures as fans rally up. Daniels gets up and fights out with elbows. JB clubs Daniels back then runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl side slam! Both men are down, crawling for their corners as fans rally again. Hot tags to Scorpio and Marko!

Scorpio rallies on the boys, but Marko gets running! Marko crossbodies, but literally bounces off of Scorpio. JB is up and runs, dodges, but Scorpio kicks then dropkicks JB out! Luchasaurus gets in but Scorpio kicks away on the leg. Luchasaurus choke grips but Scorpio escapes to keep kicking! Scorpio runs, Kaz tags in, Scorpio dumdum stomps Luchasaurus on the back! Kaz runs and gets the boost for the tornado DDT! Cover, TWO!! Luchasaurus lives but SCU keeps focused. Luchasaurus sits up!? Then kips up to mule kick, front kick, and roundhouse! He BOOTS Daniels, then grabs Scorpio to drag him in. Kaz runs over but avoids a roundhouse, and the heel kick, only to get hit by the second roundhouse! Scorpio breaks free to throw forearms, then he runs, into the flapjack! Luchasaurus has Kaz while the boys crisscross DIVE onto Scorpio and Daniels! CHOKE SLAM and STANDING MOONSAULT from Luchasaurus! Cover, TWO!! Kaz survives but Jurassic Express fires up.

Tag to Marko, and JB comes in with him. JB helps Marko speed up to Tiger Feint Kaz! German Suplex from JB, somersault SPIKE-RANA from Luchasaurus! Marko runs to standing Shooting Star! Cover, TWO! Daniels returns to clobber Marko! Luchasaurus headbutts Daniels! Scorpio baits Luchasaurus and dumps him out. JB dodges Kaz to rally on him and Scorpio with strikes! JB fires up, but runs into a kick! Chicken wing lift, pop into the knee smash! The Addiction gives JB Celebrity Rehab!! Marko returns, he dodges Kaz to huricanrana Scorpio! Daniels suplexes Marko and hands him over to Kaz for the gut wrench position. Fans anticipate this one, but Luchasaurus drags Daneils out! Marko knees out of the tombstone to victory roll, TWO!! Daniels gives Luchasaurus a Complete Shot! Marko runs to huricanrana but Kaz blocks! Scorpio returns, BACKSTABBER BOMB!! Cover, SCU wins again!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, Frankie Kazarian pinning

That’s 2-0 against Jurassic Express, and SCU rolls into the tag team tournament! Will they make it through Best Friends to take on The Dark Order? Will the Jurassic Express ever get some traction under them?

 


 

My Thoughts:

That’s a pretty great move for AEW to give an entire extra hour to the fans, both live and at home. Since records matter in AEW, knowing where everyone stands matters, so what would be “dark matches” never to see importance in kayfabe are actually just as pivotal to story. In a sense, AEW Dark is to get rid of that perception that dark matches are filler. For one, Britt Baker and Bea Priestly get to add to their rivalry with tonight’s match, which was pretty solid. Bea wasn’t part of the decision to keep her strong, and her feud with Britt will certainly get time on TV since Dynamite’s only just begun. Darby VS Cima was a great match, and it makes a lot of sense for Darby to finally win. It might seem a little soon for him to be in a contender’s match, but he and Jimmy Havoc have been wild and reckless so another match together is great for everyone. Either would make for a great opponent against Chris Jericho since it seems Cody has been kayfabe’d out of Full Gear. This week’s Dynamite will surely confirm that situation while perhaps naming Jericho’s faction.

That 8 Man Tag was great because it just became an unofficial tornado tag. All four teams looked great, and this was big for the three teams in the AEW Tag Team Championship Tournament. Naturally the team with Pentagon and Fenix, the AAA World Tag Team Champions and a team that’s beaten the Young Bucks on and off, was able to win. The Hybrid 2 not being in the tag team tournament still saves them for a future match, and given their history with the Lucha Brothers in AAA (and Lucha Underground, technically), they might bring that rivalry to AEW. Then we got an awesome Six Man Tag rematch from All Out. The Jurassic Express looked even better this time, though there were some small details Jungle Boy could work on. The chinlock may be a rest hold, but JB needed to stay tight on it to keep the illusion. I really thought Jurassic Express might’ve won to get even with SCU and go into their own first round match with momentum, but it seems SCU goes into their match with Best Friends with that momentum instead.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (12/5/22)

Indianapolis gets Elevated!

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Elevation turns it up to nine!

AEW is racing towards Winter is Coming in Indianapolis as The Embassy is in action! Who betta than Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo VS Hagane Shinno; Shinno wins.
  • Nyla Rose & Marina Shafir w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Kitty LaFleur & Alice Crowley; Nyla & Shafir win.
  • Kiera Hogan VS Nikki Victory; Kiera wins.
  • Top Flight VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd; Top Flight wins.
  • Madison Rayne VS Emi Sakura; Sakura wins.
  • Lee Moriarty w/ W. Morrissey VS Serpentico w/ Luther; Moriarty wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Embassy w/ Prince Nana VS Dan Adams, Star Rider & Façade; The Embassy wins.
  • Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver VS Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford; Kip wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita VS Aaron Solo w/ Nick Comoroto; Konosuke wins.

QUICK NOTES

A decent line-up. Good to see Top Flight in action after hearing Dante Martin was really hurting after that match with FTR. Good to see Konosuke in action. Reynolds VS Sabian could be a really good one, too. And good to see Kiera Hogan in action now that she’s on her own again. Wouldn’t surprise me if she and Diamante team up to go after The Baddies.


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/2/22)

Orange Cassidy is on a Rampage!

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Rampage Coverage 2022

The Freshly Squeezed fighting champion fights on!

Orange Cassidy defends his AEW All-Atlantic Championship once again, against QT Marshall, and in a LUMBERJACK MATCH!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto; Darby wins.
  • Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy; Lethal & Jarrett win.
  • Athena VS Dani Mo; Athena wins.
  • AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall; Cassidy wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto!

The Relentless One wants payback on the punk who impersonated The Icon, Sting, just for a quick buck! And though the real Sting heads to the back, Darby still has back-up in the baseball bat! Darby tells Comoroto to back off, but Comoroto throws his toothpick at him like a bootleg Bad Guy. So Darby CLOBBERS Comoroto with it! And again, and again! Karter stays back to let Comoroto take that beating. Fans fire up for Darby and Darby puts the bat down. Darby dares Karter to try it, and Karter makes a move, but Darby DIVES onto him! Darby RAMS Karter into railing, then SLAMS Karter’s hand off steel steps!

Darby puts Karter in the ring, the bell rings, and Darby aims at Karter again. SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Karter flounders to a corner, Darby fires off forearms on him, but the ref counts. Darby lets off, runs and SHOTGUNS Karter down, and Karter falls out of the ring! Fans fire up and Darby goes up the corner! But Karter shoves Darby! Darby crotches off ropes and falls to the floor! Karter drags Darby up, reel shim in and APRON POWERBOMBS him! Karter then puts Darby in the ring, but fans rally up. Karter looms over Darby, drags him up and whips him to the corner hard! Darby slumps down but Karter drags him up again.

Karter whips corner to corner again and even harder! Fans boo but Karter grins as he stalks Darby to the corner. Karter YANKS Darby right up, to a BUCKLE BOMB! Darby flops down, Karter drags him back up, and Karter DROPKICKS Darby down! Darby slumps out of the ring while Karter blows a kiss to the camera. Karter goes out to drag Darby back up. Karter RAMS Darby into steel steps! Fans boo as Karter swaggers around. Karter drags Darby up and into the ring, fans rally up harder for Darby as Karter stalks him. Karter CLUBS Darby, throws knee after knee, then covers, TWO!

Fans chant “You Look Weak!” at Karter but he drags Darby up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE, and AEW goes picture in picture. Karter sits Darby up to KNEE him in the back. Karter stomps Darby around, drags him up again, and whips him corner to corner hard! Darby bounces off buckles to hit the mat just as hard, and Karter smiles. Karter soaks up the heat, storms over to Darby, and stands him up to CLUB him again. Karter CHOPS Darby, stalks him to a corner, and bumps him off buckles. Karter bumps Darby off more buckles, then throws knees in. Karter CHOPS again, Darby pushes him back, so Karter CLUBS Darby again.

Karter puts Darby in another corner to back elbow. Karter soaks up the heat and Rampage returns to single picture. Karter runs but Darby dodges the splash! COFFIN SPLASH, but Karter waistlocks! Karter wrenches and JUMP KNEES Darby, to then suplex! Darby slips out to CHOP BLOCK! And PENALTY KICK to an arm! Darby snarls, he runs, but Karter ROLLING ELBOWS Darby down! Karter reels Darby in, but Darby fights the lift to wrench out and bend the fingers! Karter ROCKS Darby but Darby holds onto the hand. Karter ROCKS and CLUBS Darby again and again, but Darby twists the wrist!

Karter CLUBS the arms but Darby fires up a la Sting! Darby fires off fast hands, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Karter survives but fans still rally for Darby. Darby’s hand is bleeding from somewhere in the fingers, and he crawls to a corner. Darby hops up, but Karter trips Darby up! Karter climbs up, brings Darby up, and he SUPER FALCON ARROWS!! Cover, TWO! Darby survives and Karter is seething. Karter puts Darby in a drop zone and climbs up. Fans rally, Karter climbs, and Karter 450 FLOPS as Darby dodges! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Karter endures, rolls, but Darby wrenches, hammerlocks, and SCORPION DEATH DROPS!!

Fans fire up as Darby goes up top! COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Karter proved he’s worth something, but Darby proved it’s not enough! Will The Relentless One keep rolling until he’s looking at some gold?

 

Backstage interview with Keith Lee.

Renee Paquette notes she tried to get a word with the Limitless One last week, but can he give her anything about him and Swerve Strickland? Keith says it is an ongoing conversation, all he can say is… SHANE TAYLOR walks in?! A former ROH World Television Champion and former tag partner of Keith’s is now in AEW! And he’s here to ask Keith, “What is it with you and leaving family, dog?” Keith left Swerve behind two weeks ago, JD in Dallas, and Shane in ROH six years ago. Shane became the greatest ROH TV Champion of all time, but the business here is far from over.

So Shane says they settle this at ROH Final Battle! Shane Taylor & JD Griffey VS Keith Lee and… Well, he may wanna find some help. Swerve walks in now with a big smile on his face. Keith sighs. He asks Swerve, “Can I even count on you, dude?” Swerve takes off his sunglasses but doesn’t say anything. Is Swerve In Our Glory going to have one final battle together?

 

AEW hears from La Faccion Ingobernable and The Dark Order.

Jose the Assistant says, “After months of planning, La Faccion Ingobernable pulled off what nobody expected.” As for John Silver & Alex Reynolds, Silver says they were shocked. The Dark Order has been through a lot together, and for Preston Vance to do something like that blows his mind. The wounds for Silver & Reynolds will heal. But what Vance did to Negative One, Brodie Lee Jr., no one was there for him more than Vance. One day, they will all meet face to face one day, and that is when Vance realizes he made the biggest mistake of his life. But Rush says the Ingobernable Era is about to begin! Will nothing stop LFI now that they have Number 10?

 

Renee Paquette is in the ring.

She wants Indianapolis to help her welcome the AEW World Tag Team Champions, the Acclaimed! And as such, Max Caster says, “Yo! Listen! Acclaimed calling out any team that wants drama! We make ’em say sorry like they were Balenciaga! We got the tag division getting worked up cuz we stay winning like Americans in World Cup. And Jeff Jarrett’s talking out his anus. You can’t throw your weight around like you’re Glenn Jacobs! Homie, this ain’t TNA. In All Elite, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “INDIANAPOLIIIIIS~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And so Billy Gun scissor fingers~!

Fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Renee says that the tag titles look really nice on them, but it begs the question: what’s next for The Acclaimed? Bowens can’t answer that without first addressing last week’s Dynamite. Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett went and interrupted the scissoring! Fans boo that. Bowens says them doing that can only mean one of two things. One: they’re jealous that EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED! Or two: They wanna shot at the tag titles. Well guess what? You can’t cut the line, and Jeff Jarrett’s Colonel Sanders lookin’ ass just has to wait! Especially because there is a tag team that has been waiting a very, very long time to get their shot first.

Fans chant for FTR, and Bowens says The Acclaimed ARE fighting champions! Caster says, “That’s right!” Bowens says, “We are the Forever Champs!” “That’s right!” “We are the People’s Choice!” “That’s right!” “The People’s Voice!” “That’s right!” “And the people’s voices have been screaming that they want The Acclaimed to fight the best!” Fans fire up for that, but then here come the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten. The fans boo because that’s not FTR, those are the “ASS~ BOYS!” Austin says look, their old friends, The Acclaimed and “Billy.” But The Acclaimed want the best tag team in the world? “WELL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ‘EM!”

Wait, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh make their way out here. Sonjay asks what the Gunns are talking about. When he looks at them, all he sees are… ASS BOYS! Fans fire up for that! Sonjay tells the Gunns that what they’re looking at is a two-time Hall of Famer, the best pro-wrestler in the world, and they will show everyone why THEY are the greatest tag team today after they beat Private Party’s asses! Billy has everyone hold on. Fans cheer for Daddy Ass and he says, “Maybe you guys misunderstood what we said, but what we said was, ‘We want the best.'” And here comes F T R!!

Indy fires up as the THREE BELT CHAMPIONS, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, with their AAA, IWGP and ROH World Tag Team Championships, head to the ring. FTR offer handshakes, and The Acclaimed take it! Fans fire up, it looks like we have a title match made for THIS WEDNESDAY! Will The Acclaimed stay the Forever Champs of AEW? Or will FTR go from three to FOUR pairs of titles draped on them at once?

 

AEW looks closer at the grudge between Hikaru Shida, Penelope Ford & The Bunny.

The Full Metal Warrior herself says “Holy Shida was on a Rampage, and somebody tried to ruin it.” Allie the Bunny says she spent the last six MONTHS rehabbing her neck, “watching other people get opportunities that I deserved.” Shida says if Bunny has something to say, then let’s go. But it will be for the Regina de Wave Championship! The Bunny says she’ll take that title, and make Shida feel how she felt, watching someone else take what was hers. Will The Bunny bring some gold to La Faccion? Or will nothing stop the wave of momentum Shida is riding?

 

Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy!

Team Double Jay is already waiting, and already promising a big win here tonight. But Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy have been known to defy expectations before, so will they do that here tonight? Or will the Last Outlaw and his lethal tag team partner prove they are the best team today?

The teams sort out and Kassidy starts against Lethal. They circle, tie up, and Kassidy gets around to headlock. Lethal back suplexes but Kassidy lands on his feet. Lethal blocks Kassidy’s hip toss but then Kassidy slips up and around him to arm-drag! Lethal stagger sup, Kassidy whips but Lethal reverses. Kassidy ducks the lariat to waistlock but Lethal elbows free! Lethal stomps Kassidy to the corner, tags in Jarrett, and fans boo as Jarrett and Lethal mug Kassidy. Jarrett stomps the mudhole, whips but Kassidy reverses to hip toss! Jarrett gets up, Kassidy pops ‘n’ locks, but Jarrett dodges the haymaker to DECK Kassidy!

Fans boo but Jarrett is feeling himself. Jarrett drags Kassidy up but Kassidy wrenches free! Tag to Quen, he leap frogs to HIP DROP the arm! Kassidy BOOTS Lethal, Quen kicks Jarrett, and Private Party whips Jarrett to the corner. Quen sets up, Kassidy runs in, squealing PARTY IN MOTION! Then feed to the DROPKICK! Quen covers, TWO! Quen wrenches, tags Kassidy and Kassidy goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Kassidy struts a la the Nature Boy, and he mocks Jarrett. Jarrett swings, Kassidy blocks, but Jarrett pokes Kassidy in the eye! Then Jarrett DECKS Kassidy! Fans boo, especially as Sonjay struts.

But Hardy pulls Sonjay off the apron! Sonjay gets heated, but it’s Satnam who steps to Hardy! Hardy backs off from the giant, but Lethal drags Kassidy out to RAM him into steel steps! The numbers game is paying off as Rampage goes picture in picture. Hardy helps Kassidy up but Lethal goes out to kick Kassidy down! Lethal RAMS Kassidy into the steel steps! The is busy reprimanding people and that allows Sonjay to get some stomps in! Lethal and Jarrett add theirs, then drag Kassidy up to put him in the ring. Jarrett stomps Kassidy more and more, then tags Lethal. Double Jay double whip but Kassidy reverses to send Lethal at ropes.

Lethal holds ropes to stop himself, and Jarrett hooks Kassidy up for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Lethal adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Kassidy reaches out but Lethal keeps him from Quen. Lethal bumps Kassidy off buckles, tags Jarrett in, and Jarrett drags Kassidy up to bump off more buckles. Jarrett whips Kassidy corner to corner hard, and Kassidy bounces off buckles. Jarrett puts Kassidy on the ropes to CHOKE him, then he runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett struts now, as does Lethal and even Satnam. Jarrett then runs to LARIAT Kassidy down! Lethal applauds, tags in, and he covers, TWO!

Lethal CLUBS Kassidy down, covers again, TWO! Lethal rains down furious fists but the ref reprimands about the closed fists. Lethal looms over Kassidy, drags him back up, and snap suplexes! Lethal lets out a big “WOO~!” and then grins as AEW goes to break.

Rampage returns and Lethal has Kassidy in a facelock. But Kassidy NORTHERN LIGHTS Lethal away! And then Kassidy springboard STUNNERS Jarrett down! Kassidy dodges Lethal and hot tags Quen! Quen ROCKS Lethal, bumps him off buckles, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Quen ducks ‘n’ dodges to flapjack DROPKICK! Fans fire up more as Quen DIVES onto Jarrett! Quen is all fire dup and he high-fives fans. Quen gets in, Lethal sends him out but Kassidy is there! SILLY STRING! Quen hurries up top but Jarrett storms over. Quen DECKS Jarrett, 450s, but has to bail out as Lethal moves!

Quen clutches his rib but Lethal goes after Kassidy. Kassidy kangaroo kicks Lethal into a schoolboy! But the ref is busy with Kassidy! Jarrett gets in to wrench and KNEE Quen! Lethal runs, handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION STROKE COMBINATION! Cover, Team Double Jay wins!

Winners: Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall

Jarrett insists the ref raise his and Lethal’s hands in victory, and Aubrey Edwards obliges. Will Jay & Double J prove they’re the best by climbing those AEW Tag Division rankings?

 

Renee Paquette interviews Saraya.

They’re having their promised sit-down interview two weeks after Saraya won her big return match at Full Gear. How is she feeling after her first match in over five years? Saraya legit has chills even now thinking about it. It was an emotional moment because she never thought she was getting in the ring again. Especially after five long years, yet also oddly short. Five years is long in pro-wrestling, though, and going out there again, it was incredible. What was it like to just talk to her family about this? The Knights are born and bred for wrestling, her brother was there that night. What was that like?

It was incredible having her brother, who has been there for her since day one. He even dressed as the Pink Power Ranger for her first match to be there. He had full on supported her, canceled all other plans, and was just as fired up as she was. She couldn’t help but run up to him to hug it out. Full Gear overall was a huge show, but especially Saraya’s moment for her and the Women’s Division. What is the big takeaway? Full Gear was a special night for the AEW Women’s Division with three matches on one night. Saraya was proud to have had that match with Britt Baker. Britt helped Saraya in many ways as someone who just came back from neck surgery.

Saraya is also proud of Jamie Hayter winning the title, that was a big deal. And even Toni Storm. Saraya saw the interview Renee had with Toni about wanting the title back. Saraya wants all the women here to know that she wants the title, too. It will be her and everyone going head-to-head. Renee looks forward to that, but when and where will The Revolution prove AEW is her house?

 

Athena VS ???

The Fallen Goddess has never been more dangerous. Dark and Elevation have brought out that dark side, and she’s gunning for the OG Badass and the ROH Women’s World Championship at Final Battle! But will she have a bit more than just a tune-up in Dani Mo?

The bell rings, Athena and Dani approach, and Athena DECKS Dani! Athena smirks, brings Dani up and snap suplexes! Una Amiga! Another snap suplex! Dos Amigas! Then the ANARCHY for the third! Cover, but Athena lets off! Athena plays like she’s surprised, but then she argues with the ref. Athena corners the ref and dares him to do something, but Dani rolls Athena up! TWO!! Dani hurries up to ROUNDHOUSE Athena! Athena shrugs it off?! Athena DECKS Dani again! And then rains down clubbing forearms! Athena roars and Indy fires up as she drags Dani back up. Athena RAMS Dani into the corner then STOMPS her down!

Athena soaks up the cheers and jeers then goes back for Dani. A fan shouts, “I love you, Athena!” and she says back, “I know.” Athena drags Dani up, reels her in, and gut wrenches to a CLIFFHANGER GUTBUSTER! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall

But winning isn’t enough for Athena as she drags Dani back up. Fans boo as Athena suplexes to GOURD BUSTER Dani out of the ring!! Dani tumbles but Athena goes out after her again. Athena RAMS Dani into railing, drags her up again, and then RAMS her into steel steps! Dani goes down in a heap and Athena calls out Mercedes! “Mercedes~! Come out and play~!” But when Mercedes doesn’t appear, Athena turns her attention back to Dani. More refs rush out to stop this, and Athena says alright. But then she blasts past them to METEORA Dani into the steel steps! The refs reprimand again, but Athena threatens Aubrey!

Fans boo but Athena grins as she takes her leave. Will this new darkness be what brings Athena into the golden spotlight?

 

Juice Robinson speaks.

“For those of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Juice Robinson. And I’m a former three-time IWGP United States Champion. I’m here to issue a challenge for December 10th, in Arlington, Texas, at ROH Final Battle, against the King of TV, Samoa Joe, the ROH Television Champion. Y’know, I’ve done a lot in Japan, but I need to prove myself in America. And if I’m gonna be a superstar on television, then I need that ROH World Television title around my waist. Joe, you may be the King of TV now, but kings get dethroned.” Will the Booster boost his own profile by taking one of #TwoBeltJoe’s belts?

 

Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers.

The World’s Strongest Man says QT Marshall is facing Orange Cassidy for the All-Atlantic title, but is there any reason he chose to make this a Lumberjack Match? Yes, it’s real simple: After what happened last week with The House of Black, QT wants his first championship opportunity to have no shenanigans. Speaking of shenanigans, QT points out how the Best Friends and Danhausen are dressed! By that, he’s pointing out how they’re in flannel and beanies, just like real lumberjacks. QT says their best friend is about to lose his title and they’re treating this like a joke! Danhausen asks, “Is this a joke!?” And they all bring out (plastic) axes!

Cassidy asks Mark, “Are we allowed to bring axes to the ring?” Mark says, “Absolutely not.” Oh. Well, okay. Mark says it looks like there’s been enough talk, but then Cassidy says no, they weren’t done talking yet. Can they get two more seconds? IT’S TIME! For the main event! Well, alright. But axes or no axes, will Cassidy cut down another contender? Or will QT Marshall finally prove he is God’s Gift to Wrestling?

 

Darby Allin speaks.

“The past few weeks, Full Gear, Rampage, I have been settling some personal scores that have been important to me. And now that those scores have been settled, nothing’s more important to me than winning back that TNT Championship. Samoa Joe. I’m putting out a challenge to you, and you said that you would accept if Wardlow was banned from ringside. This Wednesday in Austin, I’ll do you one more. I’m gonna have Sting banned from ringside, as well, because I want it to be just you and me, Joe.

“These fans chant something. It goes along the lines of, ‘Joe is gonna kill~ you. Joe is gonna kill~ you.’ Well you’re gonna have to bury me with that TNT Championship, because I am not leaving Dynamite without it.” Darby is ready to fight to the death, will he become a TWO-TIME TNT Champion? Or will the King of TV still be #TwoBeltJoe going into ROH Final Battle?

 

AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall!

Not only are The Factor and Best Friends among the Lumberjacks, but so are The Varsity Athletes, The Trustbusters, Chaos Project, Ortiz, Brandon Cutler, Zack Clayton, Ethan Page, Private Party, and even some Indy indie wrestlers. The more the merrier if it keeps QT safe for the House of Black. But will he be able to focus on Freshly Squeezed? Or will Cassidy continue to be a fighting champion?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and with nowhere to run and hide, we see who is truly championship material!

The bell rings and as Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets, QT rushes in! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and leaps over! Then he SHOTGUNS QT down and kips up! QT bails out but on the Best Friends’ side! They put him in for Cassidy but QT knees low. QT whips Cassidy out to the Factory side of things, but Cassidy fires off “devastating” shin kicks on then, Clayton, Serpentico, and back again. QT runs out but Cassidy whips him around and around into railing! Then back into the ring! Cassidy hurries up top to CROSBODY, but into QT’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Cassidy staggers, QT whips and tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKERS!

Fans rally for Cassidy but QT drags him up to toss him out. The Firm is there and Ethan tells Hardy to do his job! Hardy says okay, and he helps Cassidy up and into the ring! Fans cheer but Ethan is mad! That’s not what he meant, but that is what Lumberjacks are here for. QT still stomps Cassidy, ROCKS him with a right, then soaks up the heat. Ethan tells Hardy to leave since he’s not willing to play along. But Private Party is also told to stay. Fans boo and Hardy argues with Ethan but Hardy still leaves. QT whips Cassidy corner to corner hard and Cassidy bounces off buckles as AEW goes picture in picture.

QT drags Cassidy up, throws him out the side, and Ari Daivari stomps away on Cassidy! His old buddy, Tony Nese, joins in, as do Josh Woods, Chaos Project and Zack Clayton! They all stomp away, but then Best Friends storm over! They back everyone off and help Cassidy up. Trent puts Cassidy in, but QT is after him already. QT DECKS Cassidy with a right, then covers, TWO! Fans rally and so do the Lumberjacks. QT ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy staggers away, but QT scoops him to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! QT is annoyed but he stomps Cassidy around. QT has the legs to stomp Cassidy in the gut!

QT paces around, QT mocks Cassidy by putting his hands in his tights. QT then stomps Cassidy more, drags him up again, but Cassidy hits a JAWBREAKER! Cassidy throws body shots, but QT CLUBS Cassidy down! QT rains down fists, the ref reprimands about the closed fists, but QT lets off to get in the ref’s face. QT drags Cassidy up, and tosses Cassidy out! The Varsity Athletes and others stomp away, the Best Friends hurry over again and push them all away. Cassidy gets in the ring but QT is after him again. QT whips Cassidy to a corner but Cassidy tumbles up and out! QT storms over but Cassidy dribbles him off buckles!

Cassidy stops, QT staggers away, and Cassidy climbs up again. QT runs back in but Cassidy moves aside and QT smacks off the corner! QT falls down, Cassidy finishes climbing, and he gives a lazy thumbs up as he FALLING SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! QT survives and Rampage returns to single picture as Indy rallies up! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and fires up! But Johnson & Solo rush in! The ref reprimands but Cassidy dodges, and Best Friends get in to clothesline The Factory back out! Fans fire up as Cassidy, Trent & Chuck flex. Then Best Friends DOUBLE PLANCHA the Factory down!

QT handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! QT drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but QT blocks and spins Cassidy around! Inverted crucifix and toss, but Cassidy blocks the cutter! Cassidy shoves QT into buckles, then Alabama lifts, but the back gives up! QT pop-up FOREARMS Cassidy, then reels him in! LAST- RANA!! Cassidy then runs to tilt-o-whirl and whirl and whirl and DDT!! Fans fire up and the Lumberjacks all rally! QT flounders but Cassidy kips up! Fans fire up with Cassidy as he runs in at QT, ORANGE- NO, The Factory gets their leader to safety!

Cassidy frowns while Best Friends storm over again. The Factory backs off, Cassidy climbs up but QT GAMANGIRIS! QT drags Cassidy down, shouts, “I’m gonna break his neck!” but DANHAUSEN steps up! Danhausen CURSES QT!! QT mocks it, flips Danhausen off, then the Factory trips Danhausen off the apron! Best Friends go after them, more Lumberjacks join in, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! APRON BEACH BREAK!! QT flounders, Cassidy aims from the ropes, springboard SWANTON wipes out the Lumberjacks!! Fans are fired up for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” as Best Friends and Factory brawl up the ramp!

QT flounders into the ring, Cassidy climbs the corner, but Penelope Ford creeps her way out. The Superbad Girl looks extra bad tonight, but she distracts Cassidy from the apron. The ref reprimands, telling her she has to hop down. But KIP SABIAN appears from outta nowhere! He SHOVES Cassidy off the top, into the DIAMOND CUTTER!!! QT covers, TWO!??! Cassidy survives, and Kip is amused, but QT is furious! QT throws off his elbow pads, runs in, into an ORANGE PUNCH!! And BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)

Kip Sabian isn’t bothered at all. He applauds Cassidy’s resilience, but then Cassidy DIVES onto Kip! Cassidy and Kip brawl, they go up the ramp, Kip bowls Cassidy to the stage! Kip drags Cassidy up as fans boo and he bowls Cassidy more. The Lumberjacks brawl with their own rivals, the Varsity Athletes are going after Ortiz and Isiah Kassidy! Cutler vlogs this all, but then the lights go out!! And when they come back up, THE HOUSE OF BLACK is here!! Malakai Black & Buddy Matthews are staring Nese & Woods down, while Brody King & Julia Hart stand on the stage. Nese rushes in but gets an STO! Buddy JUMP KNEES Woods!

Buddy POP-UP KNEES Kassidy! Malakai & Buddy stomp away on Kassidy, Brody attacks the Lumberjacks on the ramp! Brody joins the others, fans are thunderous for the House as they mug Ortiz! But then Malakai tells them NO, not Ortiz. What? Why? Is there something Malakai sees in Ortiz? But with the bloodlust needing satisfaction, Buddy drags Serpentico up! DANTE’S INFERNO!! Julia applauds and Indy is fired up! And then the House goes after everyone again! The bodies are sent flying around into railing! Will the House of Black rise to tear down all others in their way?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage here to set up a lot more as AEW and ROH head for the New Year. Samoa Joe having two titles means a lot more people are after him. Juice Robinson has a good promo to call out Joe for the ROH TV title, and Juice did have a stint in ROH so this isn’t completely out of nowhere. Darby had a great match with Cole Karter, though it was really more Karter had his best match in AEW, or perhaps his entire career. But I like that Darby wants after the TNT title, he is going to have one hell of a match with Joe on Dynamite. That Dynamite is both a Winter is Coming go-home and ROH Final Battle go-home, so it’ll have to be huge.

Speaking of which, Acclaimed VS FTR for the AEW Tag Team Championships, that is huge. It’s happening this Wednesday as opposed to Winter is Coming, so I have a feeling shenanigans help The Acclaimed retain. The Gunn Sons probably cost FTR so that they can have an ROH Tag Team Championship match at Final Battle, which they will then lose because FTR is probably going to help sell networks on ROH under Tony Khan. We got a good tag match out of Jarrett & Lethal VS Private Party, and of course Sonjay & Satnam are the advantage that helps Jay & Jarrett win. They’ll surely climb the ranks and come around to challenge for the tag titles in time for Revolution in March.

Good backstage segment with Shane Taylor showing up in AEW, and get use of continuity in Keith Lee’s career. I remember watching those days when Keith and Shane made a huge splash in ROH as a team, and then suddenly Keith is in NXT. This is going to be good stuff, but I wonder if Swerve ditches Keith to join up with Shane and take over at least the ROH Tag Division. Good interview promo from Saraya, though it did start to blur the lines of kayfabe and reality just a little when Saraya talked about Britt helping her in that match. But naturally, Saraya wants the AEW Women’s Division to get stronger, but also wants to get in on a title scene. I don’t see Saraya being relegated to Dark and Elevation, so maybe they work out something for a Winter is Coming match.

Speaking of women’s championships, good promo from Shida and Bunny to truly bring the Regina de Wave title onto AEW programming. I’m pretty sure Shida retains that title, but it at least counts as something big for Bunny. Great stuff out of Athena really upping her Heel credentials. Fans still wanted to cheer her dominating Dani but Athena made sure they had something to boo with her extracurriculars after the match. Athena VS Mercedes is going to be great for Final Battle, no idea who wins that one. And good promo from LFI and Dark Order. I bet we see some great tag matches of Rush & Vance VS Silver & Reynolds to not only build both factions back up, but help one get going in the tag title rankings so that one of them (probably LFI) can go after The Acclaimed.

And of course, hilarious and great stuff out of Cassidy and the Lumberjacks. Cassidy was of course winning but I was surprised to see Kip Sabian go after him. That should be a good feud since Kip’s trying this new Joker meets Riddler character. And it was great to see the House of Black appear to beat up every Lumberjack around. Though, I wonder what that detail of Malakai sparing Ortiz the finisher was about. Is the House going to recruit Ortiz to their side? Ortiz and Eddie Kingston feuding with the House would be some awesome stuff. But I wouldn’t want Ortiz betraying Eddie, that’s too much like Vance ditching the Dark Order. House of Black should be raising up some names from Dark or Elevation to give them some TV time.

My Score: 8.7/10


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