Valentin makes his triumphant return with some questions about New Japan’s “Loser vs Loser” match at WrestleKingdom!
This January, and for the first time ever, New Japan Pro Wrestling will run the Tokyo Dome two nights in a row for their Wrestle Kingdom event, with the “Double Gold Dash” headlining both nights. On the first night, both the IWGP Heavyweight and Intercontinental championships will be defended separately, with the winners facing each other for both titles on the second night.
However, the two losers from night one will also be facing each other on night two, and this, ladies and gentlemen, will be the focus of today’s article!
Before getting straight to the point, let’s add bits of context here. We all know the four men involved in this “Double Gold Dash” : The IWGP Heavyweight champion Kazuchika Okada, the IWGP Intercontinental champion Jay White, the G1 Climax winner Kota Ibushi, and the man who made his goal of becoming the first ever IWGP Heavyweight & Intercontinental champion, Tetsuya Naito. As implied prior, two of these men will eat a crushing defeat on January 4th, and said two men will face each other in a match which looks like it it’ll be for nothing. There is no prize on the line and getting the win here, while giving some momentum back to the winner, feels more like a consolation prize.
However, depending on the match-up, depending on who is involved in this match, the weight of the encounter itself will change. Obviously, we could theoretically see any combination of the Okada-White-Ibushi-Naito quartet featured in that upcoming match, but if you have read any of my pieces before, you will know I tend to go further, because it’s more than possible. With that, let’s get to the topic at hand:
Who should be featured in this “loser vs loser” match on January 5th, and how important will this match be?
To answer these two questions wrapped into one, let’s first dive into January 5th’s main event, the champion vs champion match with both titles on the line, and who, let’s say, has the most chances of making it to the second night with a championship won or retained, only to go fight for even higher stakes. To do that, let’s look at how recurrent the different possible match-ups have been this year, in order to try and figure things out.
Naito and Ibushi already faced each other three times this year. Okada and White faced each other twice. Ibushi versus White already happened once. The last of the four possibilities to main event January 5th has yet to happen since Wrestle Kingdom 12, which will make two years come next January. You guessed which match I am talking about, it is Okada vs Naito.
I could go on and on as to why this match will happen, as there is a plethora of reasons to make a strong argument in favour of this encounter, some which I have developed in previous articles through Kota Ibushi, but I will just tell you this: Since Wrestle Kingdom 10, none of the future Tokyo Dome main event matches happened during the prior 365 days. The last three years, Gedo has always booked a fresh main event at the Dome. Okada vs Naito, which last occurred two years ago, fits that criteria, which I don’t think is made up off a coincidence, in comparison to the other three possible encounters.
Why did I only pick the last three years ? Because Wrestle Kingdom 10 was the final chapter of the Okada-Tanahashi rivalry over the Ace status, which monopolized every Wrestle Kingdom main event since 2013, outside of the 8th edition. We now are in a different era which, so far, hasn’t seen any main event being replicated on the 4th, which will remain true this year, but the 5th’s main event is another story.
Based off what has just been established, this leaves Ibushi and White to face each other in this “loser against loser” match. Now, like I said prior, both men faced each other once before this year, in the G1 Climax final where Ibushi won. The latter has only kept on rising this year, winning his first singles championship in New Japan, and signing full-time with the company only propelled him to higher heights, notably by winning the G1. Everything has been set for Ibushi to accomplish everything he was supposed to years ago… Yet, he is also facing his biggest obstacle ever on the 4th. Someone he has already beat in Okada, but not in these very specific circumstances Ibushi will be in for the first time, where Okada only lost twice before, to only one man in Tanahashi, who is also the only man to win the Heavyweight title at the Dome as the G1 briefcase holder. Tanahashi also happens to be Ibushi’s “God” he wants to surpass, but still has failed to do so until now.
The point being that Ibushi will enter the Tokyo Dome with an enormous amount of pressure on his shoulders, and facing Okada of all people in that context is no easy task. This match is such a big obstacle in Ibushi’s path, one can wonder if he actually will go past said obstacle. And if he doesn’t, let’s keep on the same track and look at what would be an upcoming match with the Switchblade. Entering the second night, Ibushi lost everything, all the momentum he had built, all his hopes crushed by the Rainmaker, and he would have to go against a bitter Jay White, who will only look for one thing : Save his face by avenging his loss in the G1 finals, not caring if it means putting Ibushi down to his lowest point ever. White wouldn’t be in his best state either after losing the IC title, but he would have a motivation Ibushi may not, which can give him the edge he needs to secure a win.
This turnaround brings what may be the perfect continuation of Ibushi’s story. After rising to the top as fast as a shooting star flies through the sky, that same star crashes down even faster in what would be Ibushi’s reality check. With Gedo’s habit of building up his talents, break them down only to build them even stronger down the road, Ibushi would then go through what the likes of Tanahashi, Okada and Naito went through before him. Look at Ibushi’s career and find me a period of time, since he became a Heavyweight, where that pattern has occurred. Spoiler alert, it never did for one reason: Ibushi wasn’t signed and Gedo couldn’t risk having Ibushi follow that rough yet necessary process all of his main event stars go through because of it. Ibushi could now is in the first phase of that process, at the brink of entering the second one at the Tokyo Dome.
Which would only mean one thing: The future holds more for the Golden Star.
With this article coming to its closure, what are your thoughts regarding the Double Gold Dash? How do you think will January 5th shape up between the four men involved? What do you make of Kota Ibushi and his story going in this historic Wrestle Kingdom?
News From Cook’s Corner 9.20.21: The Column From Hell
Plane rides aren’t the only thing on the docket! Cook’s News corner is definitely unique this week!
Hi, hello & welcome to News From Cook’s Corner! I’m Steve Cook, and it’s been a rather eventful week in the world of wrestling. Big E became WWE Champion on Monday night. The new NXT debuted Tuesday night & had a pretty eventful outing that got their best rating in quite some time. About 85 million things happened on Dynamite, as is typically the case. There are no shortage of current wrestling events to talk about here.
So of course we’re talking about the Plane Ride From Hell instead of all that stuff.
This might be a first. I don’t think previous Dark Side of the Ring episodes led to people getting punished at their workplace. We’ve had some people come off poorly on that show, but nothing led to anybody getting any sort of punishment other than being yelled at on the Internet. Which, as somebody that’s been yelled at on the Internet pretty often, I can say isn’t the biggest deal. Annoying, sure, but you move on.
WWE once created a whimsical web animation about "The Flight From Hell," an incident recently profiled on true crime documentary series "Dark Side of the Ring." It was in fact the first story they chose for their cartoon series. They were proud of it. https://t.co/a79PLpnQaC
— L., MA (@leslieleeiii) September 19, 2021
One had a feeling that a re-visit of the Plane Ride From Hell could lead to issues for some people. You know how it is…we tend to forget things. Those of us around back then heard most of the steamy details. Since it was the early to mid-2000s, most of us didn’t think too much about it. We laughed at Michael Hayes getting his ponytail cut off. Curt Hennig & Brock Lesnar getting into a fight seemed amusing. Nobody was surprised to read about Scott Hall falling off the wagon. We laughed at Dustin Rhodes singing to his ex-wife…and yep, we laughed at Ric Flair doing his signature robe spot. As detailed in the documentary, Ric had done the “naked under the robe” thing on numerous occasions. It was part of what made Ric Flair Ric Flair. Wrestlers & wrestling writers told us this, so we believed them.
Now, this is the part where I have to plead ignorance, which annoys those wishing to excuse Ric’s behavior by telling us that everybody already knew this stuff, and we’re just getting hot & bothered now because it’s 2021. I didn’t really follow up on the story when the lawsuit went down, didn’t look at the legal documents or anything like that. I was just a 411 wrestling writer with a weekly “news report” where I took the piss out of everything. So, I had no idea that Ric Flair did anything on that flight other than the robe stuff, which is pretty gross in its own right because who needs to see that?
As for the the point that peoples’ reactions to this type of stuff have changed in the nearly two decades since this all happened…well, duh? Some people do evolve. When the Plane Ride From Hell happened on May 5, 2002, I was a senior in high school. I was no different from most high school boys, a sex-crazed idiot that didn’t know anything about anything when it came to sexual harassment or inappropriate behavior. As most of my 411 columns from the 2000s will show, that phase lasted awhile. As I got older & learned things I should have learned a long time ago but didn’t for a myriad of reasons, my viewpoints have changed. Some people don’t understand how it’s possible to change your mind on something over the course of twenty years, as we see in politics. They keep their head in the sand & believe the same things they believed before they had any type of life experience, which must be nice.
Just because I say Ric Flair is the greatest wrestler of all time doesn’t mean he was the greatest person to ever lace the boots. Two different things.
For those of you that didn’t see the broadcast, I recommend you do so since I won’t be able to paint the full picture here. We’ll run down some of the major points here.
-Tommy Dreamer has been suspended from his position with Impact Wrestling, where he serves on the creative team & wrestles fairly often on television. Dude got a title match on his 50th birthday not that long ago, which was made a big deal of because everybody in the business loves Tommy Dreamer. At least they did until he went on this program and made an ass of himself. Dreamer somehow managed to make himself come off worse than the actual subjects of the show, which is fairly impressive.
I’ve seen some people upset over Dreamer being punished because it’s not like he was one of the people forcing themselves on the flight attendants or anything like that. Thing is, when you’re in a position of authority, as Dreamer is with his role on creative and as a veteran leader of the locker room wherever he goes, people have higher expectations for you. When you go on national television blaming sexual assault victims for what happened & bemoan the fact your ugly hairstyle probably offends people since everybody gets offended these days, your reputation is going to take a hit. Some people in Tommy Dreamer’s locker rooms aren’t going to look at him the same way now. That lessens his value as a “locker room leader” greatly.
Dreamer did the social media apology thing that everybody does now. I figure he’ll be back in Impact eventually & will say the right things to rehab his image with most of his wrestling peers. It’ll take some time though. It’s interesting that Dreamer will probably get the biggest punishment out of anybody involved here…but at the same time, at least the people that actually did the acts can claim that they’re different people now. Scott Hall & Dustin Runnels have talked openly about their past and the fact they’ve changed for the better without substances controlling them. As far as we know, they have. They also got punished at the time, Hall being fired & Runnels getting fined.
Dreamer doesn’t have that as an excuse. He’s just an idiot who wishes he could go back to the ECW Holiday Inn.
-Ric Flair’s future could be a little murky. CarShield has “paused” their national commercials featuring him for the time being. More importantly, one has to wonder how this affects his future plans within pro wrestling. Everybody figured he would end up in AEW pretty soon, as he’s friends with Tony Khan, his son in law needs a manager, and a good percentage of his old friends already work there.
The question will be if Tony thinks it’s worth the potential backlash that could happen if Flair makes an appearance. It was already kind of debatable if a Ric Flair in his early 70s would add a ton to AEW’s presentation. Add in the current heat on his name, and AEW’s probably best served to wait until this thing dies down. One has to think that WWE isn’t too sad to have Ric off the payroll at the moment.
Also of note: Flair recently said on Renee Paquette’s podcast that if this program tries to paint him in a bad light, he’s going to take everybody down with him. So be on the lookout for that. Could be an interesting week.
-Brock Lesnar showed Terri Runnels his penis. Jim Ross apparently heard of multiple incidents involving Brock Lesnar’s penis appearing at inappropriate times. This one’s flying under the radar mostly because…well, do you want to get Brock mad at you? I wouldn’t mention it myself if I had a larger audience.
-Scott Hall has no recollection of any of this. Not surprising.
-One possible issue for Dark Side: Was Vince McMahon on this flight? Multiple people on the show say he was, but reporting from the time period suggests that Vince did not make the Europe trip. Vince not being there would explain why certain members of the talent roster felt more emboldened to do dumb things. Or at least dumber than usual, since Vince was on a number of other flights where things got hairy. One untruth on a documentary is enough for many to cast aspersions on everything else on the program. The producer stated on Jim Cornette’s podcast that everybody they talked to said Vince was on the plane.
-Another possible issue for Dark Side: Getting people to go on their show in the future! Jeez, if I was a wrestler and saw how poorly most of these people on this show came off, the last thing I’d want to do is go on it myself.
Definitely one of the most interesting Dark Sides yet, with the most fallout from a given episode. Next week’s will feature the story of Chris Kanyon, and there’s a good chance that some people will look bad there too. I think most of them are retired, but there may be somebody I’m forgetting!
NXT Contract Update
Contract updates have become a weekly feature of Internet reporting, as it seems like our favorite Internet reporters have a better idea of when these things come up than WWE does. Wild, isn’t it? All I can say about it is that Fightful must have quite the mole in that front office.
Pete Dunne re-signed with WWE for three years. It’s fair to wonder what Dunne’s ceiling is in WWE. He’s a talented wrestler, but is much smaller than the athletes WWE tends to feature, and doesn’t seem to have the charisma to make up for it. It’s still the right move for Dunne, as when you’re a foreign talent wrestling in America, it makes sense to stick with your current company as long as possible. Otherwise, you’ll get sent home. If Dunne wants to stay in America, staying with WWE is the easiest way to do that.
Johnny Gargano’s contract is set to expire in early December. I could see keeping him around as a veteran to work with the young guys that WWE sees potential in, but don’t be surprised if Dexter Lumis carrying an axe around with him leads to something. Not that WWE does murder.
Remember Andrew Yang? Yeah, the guy that ran for President in 2020, then later promised to go after WWE for their third party policy that kept their “independent contractors” from using certain sites for profit. He went off to do other things for a minute, including a run for Mayor of New York City that went nowhere. Now he’s talking about wrestling again, which is good because there were a ton of people that got fired during this pandemic that might have used some help. Fortunately, Andrew Yang is with us now!
Had a call with the Department of Labor. If you are a current or former @WWE performer who feels you were misclassified as an independent contractor contact @lkmiddleb and let’s get you what Vince owes you. Been a long time coming but this storyline is real.
— Andrew Yang🧢🗽🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) September 16, 2021
Yang says that early returns are positive. He also used the phrase “bolieve”, so we can only hope that Bo Dallas becomes the star witness in whatever happens here. I don’t think we’ll get much, especially since it involves a politician.
Welp, that’s all we have time for tonight. We’ve got a big week coming up though, with the Week 3 NFL Picks (actually done on time this week!) and some Extreme Rules Gambling Picks! Yep, that show’s next Sunday! Thanks for reading, and until next time, keep your stick on the ice.
Rob: End the Brand Split?
Rob was inspired by some of the current IWC clamoring for an end to the brand split. How does he feel about that rhetoric?
Some weird stuff happened on Twitter after SmackDown went off the air this past Friday. A match was announced for Monday Night RAW this week featuring the Bloodline vs The New Day, and with it came two bizarre groups of tweets. One was accusing WWE of hotshotting a pay per view worthy match out ratings fears (which is so dumb that I’m not going to even bother discussing it) and the other was a bunch of calls to end the brand split, which I find to be equally dumb but more of a worthy discussion topic.
Now before I go any further let me just say this: the brand split is not ending.
As long as WWE is getting a billion dollars from both Fox and NBC they are going to book two shows with two separate rosters. The only way the brand split ends is if one of the two shows gets cancelled and can’t find a new home. But as long as they are getting paid big money for each show then there are going to be two shows. And those shows are going to have separate rosters, separate creative, etc. But just for the sake of playing along, what exactly would it look like if they ended the brand split? Here are some possibilities:
I looked at four weeks of Raw and SmackDown from January of 2016, before the brand split happened, and what I found was that on average nine people would work both shows in one week. But in addition to that, on average two people worked four shows over a two week period, eight would work three out of four shows over two weeks, and twelve would work two shows over a two week period. And finally one person worked seven out eight possible shows over the four weeks while four more did six out of seven over that time. And that’s not counting people who were at ringside for a tag team partner or stablemate. There’s no reason to think that would be different this time around which means that your top men and women would be working two shows lots of weeks while the rest of the roster filled in the gaps. And since the roster usage would revert to how it was that would mean………
Please understand that were the brand split to end there would be no need for the roster to remain at it’s current size. The usage rate of talent that existed before just does not require as many people to make it work. And remember a no brand split world is one where they are getting less TV money, which means less to pay people, which means some people will have to go. And don’t make the mistake of thinking that the only people who will get released are the ones you think aren’t good enough to keep. There will be another Braun Strowman or Aleister Black in that group. And unlike today’s landscape there will likely be fewer places for them to work because a world in which the WWE has to downsize for financial reasons is one where some of the existing companies have already gone under or have already downsized.
More wear and tear
Going back to my first point; a no brand split world is one where people are working more dates. The top third of the roster would be working anywhere from four to seven times a month on TV; by contrast this year only Matt Riddle is working at that kind of pace. A full brand split schedule is around 150 to 160 matches a years counting TV, pay per views and house shows. By contrast pre-brand split Roman Reigns had 204 matches in 2013 and 213 matches in 2015. Those 50 extra matches along with the travel that accompanies them make for a shorter career for everyone who has to do them. They also lead to more injuries – remember WrestleMania 32 where John Cena, Seth Rollins, Randy Orton, and Cesaro were all out with injuries and the entire main event angle had to be rebooked? Anybody want a redo of that? I didn’t think so.
A harder glass ceiling
If you think it’s hard to move up now, then a no brand split world would be worse. The last full year with no brand split, 2015, saw the pay per view main event slots split among nine people and the World title matches split among ten people. By contrast in 2021 to date the main events have been split between 13 men and the World/Universal Title matches have been split between 16 men, with a 17th on the way in Finn Balor. In the post unification, pre brand split world 13 guys by my count were in World title matches across just over two years.
And then there’s the women’s side. In 2015 the Diva’s title matches were split between four women. In 2021 the Raw and SmackDown’s women’s title matches were split amongst nine soon to be ten with Alexa Bliss challenging at Extreme Rules. Ending the brand split likely would mean unifying the top men’s and women’s singles titles, which would in turn would mean less room in the title picture afterwards and ultimately fewer roster spots. Why? Because you wouldn’t need as many. Look at the current match distribution across Raw and SmackDown; that’s not likely to change with no brand split so that begs the question of whether you need 10 plus women for each show (short answer: you don’t). Which means more releases, and again you can’t assume that it will just be people you’re not interested in seeing.
The same logic goes for tag teams, by the way. One title means fewer title matches which means fewer teams needed which means more releases.
What’s it all mean?
To be honest when I hear ‘End the Brand Split’, I can’t think of anything that would solve. Do you want bigger matchups more often? A look back at the past would shoot that down real fast. You would still get the same kind of stalling moves in the booking so as not to burn big matches out too fast. Fewer rematches? Not going to happen with the smaller roster that would result. More opportunities? Again, with a smaller roster how exactly would that happen? A smaller roster is more likely to mean a double down on the people in the top tier not a more open door to reach it. If the problem you have is that you only want to watch the bigger guns go at it and not be bothered with what you consider to be filler matches then I suggest you watch Main Event to get a quick recap or watch the Hulu versions of the shows on fast forward or just watch the pay per views. But wishing to end the brand split is some short sighted thinking because for all intents and purposes you’re asking for some bad times to come through to necessitate it. There is no scenario in which business is going well AND they end brand split just because. So think about what you really want and then try to adjust your viewing habits accordingly.
I’ll end with this. The brand split exists because the WWE is being paid to provide enough live TV content to warrant it. Until that is no longer the case then it’s going to stay, and a world where that’s no longer case is one that is not as good for anyone actually working there. So be careful what you wish for. And that’s all I got on that. Until next time….
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