NXT UK, Gallus comes to collect!
In order to settle the score from NXT UK TakeOver: Blackpool II, Joe Coffey goes 1v1 with Ilja Dragunov! Will the Iron King make the Moscow Madman pay?
- Joseph Conners VS Tyler Bate; Bate wins.
- Noam Dar VS Josh Morrell; Dar wins.
- Joe Coffey VS Ilja Dragunov; Dragunov wins.
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Joseph Conners VS Tyler Bate!
The Righteous Killer is done playing with “shiny new toys,” but he does want to break the Big Strong Boy! Will a match against #TakeOverTyler prove to everyone that Conners is worthy?
The bell rings and Conners circles with Bate. Fans cheer for the Big Strong Boy as he headlocks to a takeover. Conners headscissors but Bate pops out to run into an arm-drag. Bate headscissors but Conners pops out, and Bate ducks an enziguri. Conners sees Bop up and scrambles away! Bate grins and fans cheer as Conner scowls. Conners and Bate circle again and tie up. Fans sing for Bate as he headlocks. Conners powers out, Bate handsprings over and then huricanranas! Conners is right up, to get a dropkick! And another! Conners flops out of the ring and is completely frustrated. He grabs a chair from security, but the ref tells him to put it down. Bate watches closely as Conners drops the chair. Conners cools off and gets in the ring.
Conners rushes Bate but Bate throws him around with an arm-drag! And another! Bate has an armlock and grinds Conners down. Conners pulls hair and puts Bate in a corner. Conners whips, Bate reverses and monkey flips Conners out! Fans cheer as Bate kips up and runs corner to corner, but Conners blocks the flip to put Bate up top. Conners throws a haymaker but Bate gives it back. Conners shoves Bate off the top! Bate crashes ‘n’ burns from apron to floor! Conners slips out the side to go after Bate, scoop and snake eyes to the apron! The ref counts as Conners clubs Bate on the back. Conners puts Bate in and covers, TWO! Fans troll Conners with “You’re Not Worthy!” as Conners rams knees into Bate’s back.
Conners drags Bate up, reels him in and LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Conners grows angry and stomps Bate down. Fans chant “Tyler’s Worthy!” as Conners whips him to ropes. Conners elbows Bate down! Cover, TWO! Bate gets to the ropes but Conners stands on his neck! The ref counts and Conners lets up at 4. Fans rally and sing for Bate but Conners drags him up to snapmare and chinbar. Conners cranks on the neck but fans rally up again. Bate works his way up and throws elbows. Bate throws European Uppercuts over and over, but Conners counters to a backslide! Conners can’t get Bate all the way down, and the Big Strong Boy reverses the hooks! Bate gets Conners down, TWO!
Bate brings Conners in but Conners spins out to throw Bate at a corner. Conners runs in but blocks Bate’s boot. Bate pries free and knee lifts! Bate hops up and leaps for a flying uppercut! Conners goes to a corner, Bate runs corner to corner, for a big EuroUpper! Bate goes again but Conners follows! Conners leaps but Bate catches him! EXPLODER! Fans cheer as Bate kips up to Standing Shooting Star! Cover, TWO! Conners grits his teeth as fans cheer for “NXT! NXT!” Bate stalks Conners and says it’s time to go for a spin. Fireman’s carry, AIRPLANE SPIN! Around and around and around, but Conners slips out to a sunset flip! TWO and Bate has the matchbook stack, TWO! Bate baits Conners in, Bop and BANG! Roll up, TWO!! Conners survives but fans cheer the back and forth.
Bate gets up as fans rally again. Conners crawls around, Bate brings him up and underhooks. Conners back drops, waistlocks, back suplexes, but Bate lands on his feet! Bate dodges and rebounds but Conners ducks the lariat, to hit a twisting bulldog! Cover, TWO! Conners drags Bate to a drop zone, goes up, and MOONSAULT FLOPS! Bate drags himself to the apron as Conners flounders on the mat. Bate goes up top as fans sing again. Conners stands, gets under Bate’s leap, but Bate hurdles over Conners! Bate runs into the tilt-o-whirl SLAM! Conners runs to clothesline Bate out of the ring! And then DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp, Conners puts Bate in quick. Conners slingshots for the COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Conners is losing his cool as he glares down at Bate.
Conners puts Bate in a corner and throws heavy hands! The ref counts, Conners lets up at 4, just to give more! Conners stomps a mudhole all the way to 4, and then shouts, “You took everything!” Bate counter punches Conners and we have a boxing brawl! Fans fire up as the fists fly! Conners kicks a leg out and UPPERCUTS! ROLLING KICK from Bate! Bate drags Conners up, underhooks, but Conners slips out of the lift. Conners scrambles out of the ring but Bate FLIES! The Big Strong Conjilo hits! Bate brings Conners up but Conners elbows him away. Bate runs into a drop toehold, that drops him on the chair! The chair still comes into play!
Conners fires up and puts Bate in the ring. Conners drags Bate up, scooping Michinoku Driver! Cover, TWO!! Bate survives and reminds us why he is TakeOver worthy! Fans rally up as Conners looms over Bate. Conners drags Bate up, picks him up, “DON’T! LOOK!” But Bate DDT’s out! Bate BUZZSAWS Conners, then rebound LARIATS! Bate underhooks, lifts, TYLER DRIVER ’97! Cover, Bate wins!
Winner: Tyler Bate, by pinfall
Worthy or otherwise, Conners does not defeat Bate! Will Bate prove himself worthy of TakeOver again? Is there still time for Conners to do the same?
NXT UK previews next week’s Women’s Championship I Quit match!
“Think about the worst person you’ve ever met.” Notice how they always seem to get what they want. Kay Lee Ray has no remorse or pity for Toni Storm, because now she is the champion, and Toni is never getting the title back. Toni says KLR is selfish, with no regard for anyone else. She does what she wants, and takes and takes and takes. KLR says Toni is just one push away from being “done,” and KLR wants to give her that push. Their title match will be Toni admitting that she’s not good enough. KLR VS Storm, one more time, and perhaps one last time.
Toni vows that after everything KLR has done to her, this finally ends. One way another, this is settled. “Toni Time is over.” KLR beat her once 1v1, did it in a Triple Threat, she has Toni’s number. No woman can beat her. But with no rules to stop Toni, she will do anything and everything she has to. If KLR expects any less, then she never really knew Toni at all. When we hear the two words, “I Quit,” will we then hear the two words, “And STILL”? Or “And NEW”?
NXT UK General Manager and Assistant GM held a meeting backstage.
Johnny Saint and Sid Scala brought Dave Mastiff and NXT UK Champion, Walter, face to face in an office for a contract signing. Given the recent events between the Bomber and the Ring General, there will be an NXT UK Championship title match in two weeks. It will be Walter VS Mastiff! Mastiff thanks management for the opportunity, but Walter says this is them doing him a “favor.” Walter says Mastiff must think himself a “proper British heavyweight.” But Walter says he is the BEST heavyweight in the world. His title is not going anywhere. Will Mastiff change all that when these behemoths do battle?
Jinny interrupts NXT UK Commentary to speak.
“The Queen of NXT UK will now address you.” Jinny says that ever since she was a little girl, every command given had always been obeyed. So when her previous associate, Jazzy Gabert, disobeyed her, that was the end of her career here. Jinny does not tolerate insolence or unprofessional-ism, nor does she tolerate disobedience. Jinny made Jazzy relevant, and gave her her 15 minutes of fame, that went to waste. She might do the same for another, IF they’re lucky enough to be associated with her. “But for now, it’s about one person and one person only. And that is the Queen of NXT UK.” And no one will ever disrespect Jinny again. The self-proclaimed queen has spoken, but will the Spoiled Princess get her way?
Noam Dar VS Josh Morrell!
The Scottish Supernova is back again! But has his rather long holiday (vacation for Americans) put some rust on Mr. Supernova 11?
The bell rings and there are some actual Dar fans here. Dar circles with Morrell and ties up. They go to a corner and Dar talks trash to the “wee man” who is actually a touch taller than Dar. Dar backs off with a push and double pinkies out. Morrell keeps his cool and circles with Dar again. They tie up, Dar puts Morrell back in a corner, and again pushes. Morrell pushes back! Dar and Morrell circle and tie up, Dar waistlocks and drags Morrell down to slap him around. Morrell gets mad but Dar uses the ropes to protect himself. The ref has Morrell back off and Dar comes out. Dar challenges Morrell to a test of strength. Morrell accepts and the two tie up. They go shoulder to shoulder, Dar kicks one hand away to SLAP Morrell! Morrell SLAPS back!
Dar flounders but then he grabs Morrell’s arm! Dar wrenches but Morrell rolls, cartwheels, handsprings and wrenches back. Morrell has the waistlock but Dar kicks back! Dar whips but Morrell reverses. Dar holds ropes then table tops Morrell! Morrell dodges the Penalty Kick and dropkicks Dar down! Morrell puts Dar in a corner, snapmares him out and standing moonsaults! Dar gets clear but Morrell lands on his feet! Morrell runs at Dar in the corner and hits an uppercut! Morrell whips corner to corner, Dar hits buckles hard, and Morrell runs in to hit a big uppercut! Dar flounders more and Morrell covers, TWO! Morrell goes to a corner as fans rally. Morrell hops up, up and Arabian Press! Cover, TWO!
Dar survives that creative moonsault but Morrell drags him up. Dar suplexes back! But Morrell cradle counters! TWO!! Morrell is up but Dar dumps him out! Morrell has a bad landing but is still on his feet. Dar ducks the punch to sweep the legs! Morrell lands hard on the apron again, but Dar drags him up to arm-drag him in! Dar runs to hit a sliding forearm! Cover, TWO!! Morrell still lives but Dar rains down left hands and even elbows! Dar has a sleeper hold but Morrell scrambles to the ropebreak! Dar lets go and Morrell flounders up. Fans sing as Dar KICKS Morrell against the ropes. Dar throws body shots but stops at the ref’s count of 4. Dar walks into Morrell’s right hand!
Morrell throws uppercuts and whips, but Dar reverses. Morrell goes up, tornillo but Dar gets clear, yet Morrell again lands on his feet! Only for Dar to sweep the legs! Fans boo as Dar puts pinkies out and aims from a corner. NOVA ROLLA!! Cover, Dar wins!
Winner: Noam Dar, by pinfall
The Scottish Supernova celebrates by imitating a dog burying a bone. Will Dar turn it up to 11 to finally get himself back to a title match?
The Hunt speak.
“Grizzled. Young. Veterans!” Wild Boar and Primate what they said, and it seems they’re looking to the future. Where they should be looking is over their shoulders! The Hunt is coming, and the GYV are the hunted! Will Zack Gibson and James Drake regret riling up these wild animals?
The next NXT UK TakeOver is set!
Just as first announced via NXT TakeOver: Portland, the newest and hottest brand is heading to Ireland! April 26th, 2020, NXT UK TakeOver: Dublin makes history!
NXT UK Media interviews Jordan Devlin.
The Irish Ace has been busy outside of the UK, because of the championship privileges he has being the NXT Cruiserweight Champion. He’s getting phone calls, text messages. Not from Johnny Saint, he probably doesn’t even own a cell phone. But Sid Scala is blowing up Devlin’s phone, wanting to bring him back to the brand. Devlin carried NXT UK on his back so much already, he just needs a little “R’n’R,” then he’ll be good.
Joe Coffey VS Ilja Dragunov!
The Iron King owes much to the Mad Russian as 2019 drew to a close. Dragunov’s willingness to take on Alexander Wolfe in a No Disqualification match was a major part of the deal that led to Walter VS Coffey for the title in Blackpool. But Dragunov and Wolfe running in is why Coffey lost in Blackpool. Now the debts owed must be settled! Who will be standing tall when it is all squared away in the squared circle?
The bell rings and Dragunov circles with Coffey. Coffey throws testing jabs but Dragunov keeps out of reach. Coffey dares Dragunov to bring it, Dragunov lunges in, but Dragunov gets back as Coffey sprawls to counter. They finally tie up and Coffey puts Dragunov on the ropes. Dragunov pushes his way off the ropes to get around the back. Dragunov wants sleeper but Coffey throws Dragunov down. Coffey wants the arm, Dragunov headscissors, but Coffey pops out. Fans cheer for Dragunov as he and Coffey go again. Coffey and Dragunov throw hands, stick ‘n’ move, and feel out a grapple. Dragunov gets a leg but Coffey facelock counters. Coffey holds on tight but Dragunov slips out to get after the sleeper again. Coffey throws Dragunov off again and goes back after the arm.
Dragunov resists but Coffey uses a leg to trap his head, and hammers away on the ribs! Dragunov pops out but into a headlock. Coffey throws Dragunov down and cranks on the neck. Fans rally up and Dragunov fights his way up. Dragunov powers out but Coffey runs him over. Dragunov is right up and headlock. Coffey powers out and runs Dragunov over again! Coffey stomps Dragunov then runs, but Dragunov follows. They collide, neither falls, but Dragunov strikes his fighting stance and has a fist right in Coffey’s face! Coffey doesn’t sweat it, he swats it away. And then crosses his arms. Fans boo as Coffey says, “Gallus Boys on top.” But Dragunov uses a finger to trace the scar on Coffey’s face. And then dares Coffey to bring it.
Coffey throws hands, Dragunov bobs ‘n’ weaves then whips to forearm Coffey against the ropes! Dragunov runs and leaps, into Coffey’s arms! But Dragunov kicks and flails and topples Coffey over! Cover, TWO! Dragunov drags Coffey up to throw hands and a BOOT! Coffey flops right out of the ring! Dragunov builds speed but uses the 619 to fake Coffey out. Coffey is up but Dragunov dropkicks him back down! Dragunov heads up top, and LEAPS for a SUPER crossbody! Direct hit takes Coffey out at the ramp and fans fire up! Dragunov drags Coffey up to the apron. Coffey resists so Dragunov clubs him on the back. Dragunov brings Coffey around the way to put him in and then climbs up again. Dragunov leaps but has to roll though as Coffey evades!
Coffey gives Dragunov the GLASGOW SENDOFF Spear! Dragunov hits the buckles then flops out of the ring! Coffey goes out to fetch Dragunov and throws body shots and haymakers. The ring count begins but Coffey throws more heavy hands! Dragunov CHOPS but Coffey just kicks back. Coffey whips, Dragunov reverses, but Coffey reverses back to send Dragunov into steel steps! Coffey refreshes the count and goes back to Dragunov, but Dragunov CHOPS! Dragunov climbs up to the apron and BOOTS Coffey! Coffey sweeps the legs and Dragunov crashes ‘n’ burns! Coffey drags Dragunov into the ring as fans rally up. Dragunov has a bad knee, fitting given what happened in Blackpool. Coffey sits Dragunov up to CHOP! Dragunov CHOPS back! Coffey throws a EuroUpper then STOMPS the bad knee! Dragunov staggers up and Coffey KICKS the legs out from under him!
Coffey drags Dragunov around by the legs and twists the knee. Coffey stomps the knee then drops a knee on the knee! Dragunov scrambles to a corner but Coffey is on his knee again. The ref backs Coffey off, Dragunov BOOTS with the good leg! Dragunov hops up but Coffey CHOPS and uppercuts! Coffey climbs up to join Dragunov, brings Dragunov up by his bad leg, SUPER SHIN BREAKER! Dragunov writhes in pain but Coffey shows no mercy! Coffey grabs the legs and pulls back, like a Boston Crab without the turn. It’s also a cover, ONE as Dragunov gets a shoulder up. Coffey pulls on the Zero Crab and starts turning Dragunov for a Full Crab! Dragunov endures and fans rally up as Coffey sits deep! Dragunov powers up and drags himself to the ROPEBREAK!
Coffey holds on until the ref counts 4, doing as much damage as he can. Fans still cheer for Dragunov as Coffey stomps the knees. Coffey grabs the legs again but Dragunov resists. Dragunov uses the good leg to kick free, then throws hands. Coffey gives hands back and he goes after the bad leg. Coffey gets Dragunov down but Dragunov elbows. Fans sign for Dragunov to the tune of “Mah Na Mah Na.” Dragunov uses his good leg to kick and kick and kick until Coffey lets go! Fans still sing as Dragunov and Coffey get up. Dragunov baits Coffey in, but then Coffey Electric Chairs, to a waistlock! Dragunov elbows free but Coffey clubs him back!
Coffey whips, Dragunov 619’s but the “Constantine Special” is swatted! Coffey spins but no best for the bells as Dragunov dodges. Dragunov swings, Coffey ducks, but here comes the left! Fans fire up as Dragunov has Coffey down! Dragunov hobbles on one leg as Coffey gets to a corner. Dragunov manages to run corner to corner to hit a big knee! He waistlocks Coffey but Coffey resists. Coffey elbows free and LARIATS! Dragunov stays up, to enziguri! Dragunov Gotch scoops, for a RUSSIAN Suplex! Bridging cover, TWO!! The bad leg surely held Dragunov back on the pin but Dragunov doesn’t let that bother him. Dragunov goes to a corner, climbs up top on one leg, and SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO!! Coffey still lives and fans are fired up for “NXT! NXT!”
Dragunov and Coffey flounder to adjacent corners. Dragunov drags himself to the top rope again, but the bad leg keeps him from perching. Coffey runs over to SHORYUKEN! And again! And again! Coffey roars as he goes up to join Dragunov. He brings Dragunov up, but Dragunov fights back! Coffey wobbles back but gets up. Dragunov SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS and HEADBUTTS! But Coffey still grabs Dragunov for a SUPER BELLY2BELLY!! Both men are down but York is thunderous for “NXT! NXT!” Dragunov is in a corner again as fans rally up. Coffey runs corner to corner, but into a KNEE! Dragunov KNEES Coffey, but Coffey throws a big right! Dragunov back hands but Coffey lariats! Coffey runs, spins, but into a fireman’s carry! Dragunov can’t hold him and Coffey is free.
Coffey runs in, but the Sendoff is sent into the post! Dragunov gets up, fireman’s carries, and Death Valley Driver into the corner! Coffey is down and Dragunov works to get his knee working. Dragunov has fans rallying behind him as he scoots to the adjacent corner. Dragunov climbs up top as Coffey stands. Coffey flops back down, Dragunov leaps for COAST 2 COAST! Dragunov may have done just as much damage to his knee as he did to Coffey, but he still gets fans to join in on “UN! BE! SIEG! BAR!!” Coffey stands up to shout, “MY Kingdom!” Coffey spins, into the TORPEDO MOSCOW!! Cover, Dragunov wins!!
Winner: Ilja Dragunov, by pinfall
The debt has been settled, and it is the Mad Russian that comes out on top! York gives these two a standing ovation for the amazing main event they just gave the world! Gallus’ Mark Coffey and Wolfgang return, but Joe keeps them back. Dragunov sees he’s outnumbered but the Iron King wants this to be peaceful. Joe hobbles over to Dragunov, and says, “You’ve paid your debt. We’re all square.” Fans cheer this showing of respect. Will there come a time when Dragunov and the Iron King must battle again?
This was a really good episode right here! Now, there was no formal announcement here but we all know that TakeOver: Dublin is the next stop for NXT UK. With Blackpool becoming a New Year tradition and there still certainly a Summer TakeOver a la Cardiff, can we expect there to be four UK TakeOvers this year? Basically once every three months for the calendar seasons of Winter, Spring, Summer and Fall. I’m sure Devlin starts a program for Dublin with March episodes, as his promo here suggested NXT UK management wants him back while he’s going all over the States with NXT and 205 Live. Bate VS Conners was a really good opener, and I hope we get more out of these two. Not to be a broken record, but midcard title for Dublin, involving these guys?
I appreciate them giving Jinny a promo with a unique presentation to play up her character, and that this promo was a way to kayfabe away Jazzy Gabert after her leaving NXT UK and wrestling altogether. Jinny searching for a new sidekick could make for a good story, too. Maybe it should be Killer Kelly, who has a character perfect for being the muscle to a mastermind. The hype video for next week’s I Quit was amazing work, and that match is going to be insane. But with slightly more Faces than Heels in the NXT UK Women’s Division, it just makes more sense if KLR retains and a new Face moves up, and perhaps Toni joins NXT USA a la Pete Dunne.
Dar VS Morrell was a surprisingly good match. Morrell could be someone that moves up from jobber to solid competitor with matches like this. Dar should get back in on the NXT Cruiserweight Championship while Devlin has it. A program of Devlin and Dar would be a great one, regardless of who is Heel or Face. Honestly, keep them both Heel if possible. The announcement of Walter VS Mastiff for the title is great, but again, it’s pretty clear Walter will retain. Coffey VS Dragunov was incredible! How about that for a midcard title possibility? And I really, really like that Gallus hasn’t truly turned back to Heel. Joe keeps the peace and has respect for Dragunov after this match, a rematch of these two would be amazing.
My Score: 8.7/10
Mitchell’s NJPW Royal Quest II Results & Report! (10/1/22)
NJPW returns to the UK!
NJPW + FTR + UK = A classic in the making!
NJPW returns to the UK, and FTR is coming with them! Cash & Dax defend the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships against the NJPW Strong Tag Team Champions, Aussie Open!
- Gabriel Kidd VS Dan Moloney; wins.
- Great-O-Khan & Gideon Gray VS Michael Oku & Ricky Knight Jr; win.
- Kanji & Jazzy Gabbert VS Alex Windsor & Ava White; win.
- Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Suzuki-Gun; wins.
- Kazuchika Okada & Tomohiro Ishii VS JONAH & Bad Dude Tito; win.
- 8 Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tama Tonga, Hikuleo & Jado VS Bullet Club; win(s).
- IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: FTR VS Aussie Open; wins and
- Will Ospreay VS Shota Umino; wins.
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[NJPW has scheduled Royal Quest II for “On Demand,” coverage will begin when video is available]
IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships: FTR VS Aussie Open; wins and
This one has been a long time coming! Music City Mayhem saw the United Empire win a Six Man Tag, but they pinned Alex Zayne. Can Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis beat Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood 2v2? Or will the #ForeverTripleReign continue for the joint ROH, AAA & IWGP Tag Team Champions?
Will Ospreay VS Shota Umino
Speaking of title fights, The Commonwealth Kingpin just retained his IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship against David Finlay, only to find Tetsuya Naito AND Zack Sabre Jr. are after him! Will Ospreay be able to keep his focus tonight? Or will #SHOOTER hit a bull’s eye and add himself to that title picture?
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/30/22)
The Acclaimed are on a Rampage!
Everyone LOVES the NEW AEW World Tag Team Champions, The Acclaimed! Except for the Andrade Family Office! Will Max Caster & Anthony Bowens lose their titles after just getting them?
- AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Acclaimed VS Private Party VS The Butcher & The Blade; The Acclaimed win and retain the titles.
- Lee Moriarty w/ The Firm VS Fuego Del Sol; Moriarty wins.
- Jamie Hayter w/ Britt Baker & Rebel VS Willow Nightingale; Hayter wins.
- Rush w/ Jose the Assistant VS John Silver w/ Alex Reynolds; Rush wins.
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AEW World Tag Team Championships Triple Threat: The Acclaimed VS Private Party VS The Butcher & The Blade!
The Open Challenge was answered in a big, BIG way! Max Caster & Anthony Bowens aren’t just facing one team, but TWO teams, both under the Andrade Family Office. Will Marq Quen, Isiah Kassidy and the menacing mercenaries make El Idolo proud? Or will it be a Mic Drop from the #ForeverChampions?
Justin Roberts makes the introductions before The Acclaimed make their entrance. “Yo! Listen! Listen! Yo! Yo! Everybody loves the new champions. Even Adam Lavine was in our DMs! Philly knows Private Party sucks! Y’all need to hop off Matt Hardy’s nuts. Tonight, yo, our hands go up. Y’all’re losers, and that’s why your band broke up. Y’know Acclaimed been winning. We run your who team into the ground like Ben Simmons!” Bowens takes over to say, “PHILADELPHIAAAA~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And they do! But will Platinum Max & the Five Tool Player stay golden with the odds stacked against them?
In this kind of Triple Threat Tag, only two teams are active at any time, so Bowens steps up against Kassidy. The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” for The Acclaimed. Matt Hardy is watching backstage, quietly cheering on Private Party. Bowens and Kassidy circle, tie up, and Bowens wrenches an arm. Kassidy rolls, kips up, wrenches back, and has a wristlock. Bowens slips through, wrenches back to a hammerlock, spin and snapmare to a ghost pin, TWO! Kassidy gets a backslide, TWO! Bowens runs in but Kassidy sweeps the legs to a cover, ONE! Bowens returns the favor, ONE as Kassidy goes Matrix! But Bowens schoolboys, TWO!
Things speed up, Kassidy RANAS Bowens, and fans are torn while Kassidy talks trash. But Butcher & Blade tell Kassidy to focus and he rushes Bowens, only for Bowens to ELBOW, JAB, CHOP and SUPERK- NO, Kassidy goes Matrix again! Bowens says it was that close. Kassidy offers a handshake, Bowens shakes hands to show respect, but then Butcher & Blade reach out for a tag. Kassidy says no way, homies. He swings on Bowens but Bowens gets around and puts him in the Acclaimed corner! Caster tags in, Bowens feeds Kassidy to a takedown. Caster then shifts to get a leg, he stomps it, and he makes scissor fingers.
Caster drags Kassidy up, ducks his haymaker to CHOP and DROPKICK! Fans fire up and Caster SCISSORS Billy! Caster brings Kassidy up to a headlock but Kassidy powers out. Bowens sneaks a tag, Caster sunsets and Bowens runs in, NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO! Fans fire up, Quen runs in but Caster tackles him. Bowens goes up top and Caster drags Quen over. Bowens says it’s scissor time! SCISSOR LEG DROP! Fans fire up while Private Party regroups. But then Butcher & Blade attack! The ref reprimands but they don’t care, they’ve had it with the champs! Blade stomps Bowens, Butcher stomps Cater, then they drag Kassidy over to their corner.
Blade tags in, he drags Kassidy up but Kassidy fires off hands! Blade knees low, he whips Kassidy to the ropes but Quen is there for some SILLY STRING- NO, Blade SHOVES Kassidy down to the floor! And Butcher BLASTS Quen for good measure! But Bowens fires off on them both! Haymakers and CHOPS back and forth, but he runs into a DOUBLE HEADBUTT! Butcher DECKS Caster while fans boo and Billy protests. The mercs mug Bowens while AEW goes picture in picture.
Blade digs his boot in, tags Butcher, and Butcher digs a knee in. The ref counts, Butcher lets off, but he drags Bowens up to CHOP! Bowens staggers away but Butcher stays on him. Cover, TWO! Butcher knees Bowens in the back, tags Blade, but Bowens fights back again. Blade CLAWS Bowens’ eyes! The ref reprimands but Blade whips Bowens to ropes to LARIAT! Blade mocks the scissor fingers, and he SLAMS Bowens’ arm down. Blade taunts Caster then goes back to Bowens. Bowens kicks from below! And fires off haymakers! Blade rakes Bowens’ eyes again! Blade drags Bowens up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO!
Blade is annoyed but he drags Bowens up again. Rampage returns to single picture as fans rally. Bowens endures a chinlock but he fights his way up. Bowens throws body shots, runs, but Blade hits a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Blade drags Bowens up, scoops him, and he carries him over to tag Butcher. The mercs combine for a LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Bowens is still in this and Hardy tries to will Private Party back into this match. Butcher bumps Bowens off buckles, tags Blade, and Blade brings Bowens around. Bowens throws more body shots and forearms, but Blade ROCKS Bowens!
Blade runs, but Bowens ELBOWS, JABS, CHOPS, and SUPERKICKS! The Five Tool Combo finishes and Bowens crawls for his corner! But Butcher CLOBBERS Caster first! Bowens dodges Butcher, BOOTS him away, but Caster is down! Bowens ELBOWS Butcher, runs in, but into a back drop! So Quen tags in! Quen GAMANGIRIS Butcher, springboards and CROSSBODIES Blade! Butcher runs in, Quen ducks to go up and up and QUEBRADA! Direct hit on Butcher! Blade pops Quen up but Quen DROPKICKS! Quen kips up and tags Kassidy! Private Party double whips Blade to a corner, Kassidy hurries to triangle jump STUNNER Butcher!
Quen sets up, Kassidy runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Quen FLIES onto Butcher! Kassidy then feeds Blade to Quen and Kassidy goes up top! HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL!! Cover, Caster breaks it! Fans cheer as The Acclaimed are still in this but Hardy is stressed. Quen rushes Caster but Caster back drops him up and out! But Butcher CLOBBERS Caster! Kassidy runs in, but into a fireman’s carry, TOSS to a GUTBUSTER! And then a gut wrench POWERBOMB! Cover, Bowens breaks it! Butcher tosses Bowens out now and the mercs drag Kassidy up. They double whip, Kassidy slips around and shoves them into each other!
Butcher falls out, Kassidy sends Blades out then takes aim. Bowens sneaks a tag as Kassidy springboards to PLANCHA! Down go the mercs! Caster climbs up now, to SUPER CROSSBODY everyone!! Fans are thunderous as Caster puts Blade in! Bowens fires up, THE ARRIVAL! The MIC DROP!! Cover, The Acclaimed win!!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
A massive first defense for Caster & Bowens, and they come away the champions! And they SCISSOR~! Will this victory only make the celebration on National Scissors Day that much bigger?
Backstage interview with The Firm.
Lexi Nair is trying to get a word with Stokely Hathaway and the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten. They are talking among themselves but she speaks up. Austin & Colten had some “harsh words” for FTR last week. Oh, you mean Mr. Mustache and Mullet Man? Well, since the Gunn Sons get TV time and they don’t, Colten & Austin will gladly things. Austin wants to know how FTR holds the “Ring of Horror” tag titles- No, the Ring of Honor tag titles. Oh, right. Well, they also have the “Triple A Batteries” titles. No, no, Triple A. And the IWGP R2D2 titles. It’s just IWGP. But speaking of those, FTR is currently in London to defend those.
“Well, regardless,” Colten says, “they don’t have what we want, and that’s the AEW titles.” Austin says that’s right. Also, FTR has been holding on to their #1 contenders status for like eight years now and have yet to make moves! So the Gunns will make the move everyone else in AEW does, and that’s leap frog FTR to go right for the champs! Top Gunns, out! Will Austin & Colten’s need for speed get them to the top? Or will they crash ‘n’ burn against The Acclaimed?
Backstage interview with Jade Cargill & The Baddies.
Lexi Nair says that was an incredible win last week at Rampage: Grand Slam, where even hip hop legend, Trina, anointed Jade as the NEW “Baddest B*tch.” Jade knows that, “Lindsey.” But that’s besides the point. “All you whack ass, fat ass-” Leila Grey says Jade should chill out, but Jade says she’s gonna say what she wants! She’s so bored because AEW hasn’t brought her any kind of competition. But then Nyla Rose, Marina Shafir & Vickie Guerrero walk in. Vickie reminds Jade that the last time she faced Nyla, Jade won but didn’t pin her. That doesn’t matter! Jade beat Nyla! And Marina, too! Vickie has the Problem Solver stand down and Nyla speaks up.
“What’s the matter, Jade? I’m not one of your precious little numbers? Scared of a little one-on-one?” Oh, one on one? Okay, Jade will give Nyla what she wants, but on Jade’s time. Now get outta her face! Vickie takes off her scarf and throws it at Leila, telling her to cover herself up. The Vicious Vixens head out, and the Baddies wonder what’s wrong with how Leila’s dressed. Will the Native Beast be the one that finally ends the undefeated streak?
Lee Moriarty w/ The Firm VS Fuego Del Sol!
Someone else with title aspirations is #TAIGASTYLE, who ditched Matt Sydal to join Maxwell Jacob Friedman’s faction on retainer. Moriarty wants the ROH Pure Championship around Daniel Garcia’s waist, but will he stomp out the Fire of the Sun first?
The bell rings and fans rally up. The two tie up, Moriarty headlocks and grinds then shifts to a cravat. Fuego endures but Moriarty pushes him down. Fuego keeps himself up, but Moriarty sweeps the arms to then roll Fuego into a snapmare cradle, TWO! Fuego gets up into a CHOP, headbutt and EuroUpper! Moriarty grins, he wrenches Fuego and whips, but Fuego reverses to mule kick! Fuego runs, handsprings over Moriarty’s dropdown, but Moriarty DROPKICKS Fuego down! Moriarty grins again while fans boo. Moriarty stomps Fuego at the ropes again and again until the ref counts. Moriarty lets off, to then stomp away again!
The ref counts, Moriarty lets off and Fuego goes to a corner. Moriarty runs in in to SHINING WIZARD! Moriarty reels Fuego into an arm-trap SAIDO SUPLEX! Moriarty mockingly applauds at the fans, then he looms over Fuego. Fans rally, Moriarty wrenches and hooks Fuego up, for a FACEBUSTER! Stokely likes what he sees as Moriarty clamps on the BORDER CITY STRETCH! Fuego taps, Moriarty wins!
Winner: Lee Moriarty, by submission
The fans boo as Moriarty holds on past the bell, and Moriarty lets go when Fuego stops tapping! Moriarty says this is HIS time, but Fuego’s not done suffering! Morrissey clamps on a claw and deadlifts Fuego by his head! And then holds him up with one arm! For a SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM!!! Fuego just fell from the sky, will The Firm dominate AEW sooner rather than later?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page & The Dark Order.
Lexi Nair stands with The Cowboy, as well as Evil Uno & Preston Vance. She notes that last week on Rampage, Hangman won the Grand Slam Golden Ticket Battle Royal and is now headed to Cincinnati and an AEW World Championship match with Jon Moxley. Hangman says his match with Mox is just a few weeks away, and this is one Hangman has been looking forward to for a very long time. Uno says that everyone will be in Hangman’s corner for this. But wait, here come Andrade and Jose. Jose points out that if you look back, look what happened when Vance got eliminated. Jose uses his tablet to play the footage on the TV.
Jay Lethal triangle jumps, aiming for Hangman, but Hangman ducks and Vance takes the hit. Jose says it’s Hangman who eliminated Vance! Uno says that’s ridiculous logic. Andrade says he just wants to help Vance. This week is a big opportunity for Vance. What does Vance say to a 1v1? If Andrade wins, Vance gives up his mask. Deal? Vance shakes hands, but then he then pulls Andrade in. Vance has his own condition: If Vance beats Andrade, Andrade leaves AEW for good! High stakes between Number Ten and El Idolo, who wins for the Dynamite Anniversary?
But wait, the Firm walks in now? Stokely says they haven’t been snitching cuz they don’t like snitches, but… Jose says if Stokely wants to speak with El Idolo, he has to go through Jose. Oh, so Jose’s the boss? Ethan Page thought the boss was Andrade. And if he is, then maybe pay a little more attention to them. Be more firm with Private Party. Because Ethan knows there’s some “contract tampering” with their new-old friend, Matt Hardy. Stokely says that’s a bit messy. Andrade asks Jose what that’s about, and Jose does admit Hardy’s sniffing around. Will El Idolo crash the #HardyParty before it begins?
Jamie Hayter w/ Britt Baker & Rebel VS Willow Nightingale!
These two got into it during the Lumberjack match on Dynamite, and now they’ll settle things here on Rampage! Is Hayter gonna hate on the ever energetic Willow? Or will Willow show everyone how to deal with a Hayter?
The bell rings and Hayter rushes Willow, but Willow dodges and hits a THESZ PRESS! Fast hands, but Hayter returns those! Willow gets back on top to rain down HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! Fans fire up with Willow, and she waistlocks Hayter. Hayter switches, Willow switches, but Hayter stomps a foot. Hayter elbows Willow, runs and RAMS shoulders, but Willow stays up! Willow shakes her head and Hayter is annoyed. Hayter runs, she RAMS Willow again, but Willow stays up to flex! Fans rally for both Hayter and Willow, Hayter runs again but Willow follows to run her over!
Fans fire up, Willow scoops and SLAMS Hayter, for a SENTON! Willow sits Hayter up to run and BASEMENT CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Willow drags Hayter up. FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect and Hayter survives. But Willow powers up, runs and CHOPS! Fans “WOO~!” while Hayter goes to another corner. Willow runs in to CHOP again! Britt protests, the ref does count, and Willow whips. Hayter reverses, only for Willow to handspring through! But Hayter BOOTS Willow down! Rebel & Britt are happy now and Hayter HIP TOSSES Willow to a corner. Willow sits up, for the METEORA!
Hayter lets the ref check Willow while fans rally and duel. Rampage goes picture in picture as Britt talks trash on Willow. Willow swipes at her but Hayter drags Willow away. Hayter snap suplexes, covers, ONE! Hayter clamps on a chinlock and she leans on Willow. Willow endures, but Hayter thrashes her around! Hayter wrangles Willow but Willow fights up. Willow throws body shots, but Hayter throws her down by her hair! The ref reprimands but Hayter soaks up the heat. Hayter stomps Willow around, then drags her up to CLUB back down. Willow goes to ropes and Hayter storms over, but into a back elbow.
Hayter CLUBS Willow again and Willow goes to the corner. Hayter mocks the fans rallying up, then she brings Willow around to bump off buckles. And again! Britt likes what she sees but the ref reprimands. Hayter “apologizes” but it’s just a distraction so Britt can pull Willow’s foot against the crossbar! Willow gets free but Hayter storms up again. Hayter pulls Willow’s hair to grind her head into the ropes! The ref reprimands, Hayter lets off and she whips Willow corner to corner hard! Willow bounces off buckles and hits the mat, but Hayter digs her knee into Willow’s face. The ref reprimands, Willow pushes Hayter but Hayter CLUBS her down.
Hayter stands on Willow’s back to use her like a skateboard! Willow shakes Hayter off but then Hayter straddles Willow to CLUB away on her! Hayter drags Willow up to UPPERCUT against ropes. And CHOP! Hayter has control as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns, and Willow fireman’s carries Hayter! Hayter flails to get free, and she ripcords. Willow ducks the Hate Maker but Hayter elbows Willow away. Hayter then hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Willow survives and fans fire up! Rebel and Britt are worried, but Hayter drags Willow up. Hayter CLUBS and ROCKS Willow, then gut wrenches. Willow slips off, shoves and POUNCES!! Hayter ends up flopping out of the ring! Britt is there to check Hayter and then claims that is cheating! But fans fire up with Willow and she brings down the straps! Willow goes out after Hayter and puts her in the ring.
Britt & Rebel are creeping, but Willow’s glare scares them away! Willow gets in the ring but Hayter stomps away on her! Hayter tells the booing fans to shut it, and then she drags Willow up. Hayter EuroUppers, then whips Willow. Willow reverses, fireman’s carries, and hits a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives and Britt breathes easy. Willow stays positive and she goes up a corner. Fans fire up, but Hayter has the ref check her so that Britt can anchor Willow! Willow CLUBS Britt away but Hayter waistlocks! HIGH ANGLE GERMAN! Hayter holds on, ripcords, HATE MAKER!! Cover, Hayter wins!
Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall
Hayter flexes but give a big assist to Britt Baker, DMD. With their friendship stronger than ever, will Hayter & Baker take over AEW?
Wardlow and Samoa Joe speak.
The AEW TNT Champion says, “Together, the power, and the mayhem, and the chaos is limitless.” The ROH World Television Champion says, “What stands before you is WARDJOE! It is a creed and it is a call, to all that battle, to all who seek to stand before all, that all will fall, and all who think they’re ready for what we will do… will be left wanting.” Will there be no stopping this Two TITAN Power Trip?
Ryan Nemeth is in the ring.
The Hollywood Hunk introduces himself, and he wants to set things straight. First off, Rocky Balboa is not real! Secondly, Ben Franklin was nothing but a two-pump chump who moved here to DIE. He will give Philly credit, they do have a long-standing wrestling tradition. What was it again? Extremely Crappy Wrestling? Is that what it was? Wait! Here comes HOOK! We were expecting to see the FTW Champion, and now he has even more of a reason to show up with someone talking crap on ECW. Hook gets in the ring to CLOBBER Nemeth! And then he drags Nemeth up to bump him off buckles, and then SAYANAGI with authority!
Hook then sits Nemeth up to give him CLUBBING crossface forearms! Nemeth is a ragdoll as it is but Hook puts on REDRUM!! Nemeth taps fast but passes out just as quickly! The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil just showed everyone you do NOT insult Extreme Championship Wrestling with him around. But wait, as Hook heads up the ramp, The Trustbusters walk out. Ari Daivari has Sonny Kiss and “Jeeves Kay” (AKA VSK) with him. And Jeeves, being the butler, has an invitation for Hook on a silver platter. Jeeves leaves it on the ground for Hook and the Trust Busters leave. Hook snatches up the letter and takes his leave, what is Daivari Dinero planning now?
AEW shares footage of Swerve’s visit to Rolling Loud NYC.
As Keith Lee let us know last Wednesday, Swerve had this prior engagement to attend, hence the champs defending against other teams. But despite the good time Swerve had with the hip hop and rap stars of today, he is still furious about that loss at Grand Slam. Will Swerve look to be the rock that smashes National Scissors Day this Wednesday?
AEW looks at Jon Moxley VS Hangman Page.
The Blue Eyed Battler says, “I remember this building. I remember Hangman Page.” That is to say, it was last year’s Dynamite Anniversary that these two did battle in the Casino Ladder Match. “They say he’s the future of AEW. Okay. I’m the present. I am the here and now.” The Cowboy says, “So I’ve won the Golden Ticket Battle Royal on Rampage and I am the #1 contender to the AEW World Championship.” Moxley says, “Cowboy Sh*t, right? Yeah, we’ll see.”
Hangman says, “The one thing that I need almost as much as the AEW World Championship, is the people. The people have always been behind me, they light a fire under me. They keep me going.” The cameraman hates to break this to Hangman, but their title match is in Cincy. “Aw, sh*t.” The Cowboy knows he’ll be walking in as the enemy, but will he find away around homefield advantage? Or will this title stay with the Blackpool Combat Club?
Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers.
The World’s Strongest Man says to the Dark Order that LFI, La Faccion Ingobernables has been trying to poach Vance from them. How do they feel about that? And what is their course of action tonight? Silver says that honestly, LFI’s little man crush on Ten is starting to come off a little bit creepy. Alex Reynolds says that all this stuff, this poaching attempt, will not affect The Dark Order. They’re a real family, and they are one. And because of that, “Mr. Rush,” tonight the Meat Man beats you! Andrade says okay, “piqueno,” calm down. Tonight, LFI shows everyone who they are. They are winners! The Dark Order doesn’t deserve Ten!
Jose points out that Silver can’t ignore that Rush eliminated him from the Battle Royal. Rush tells the “little boy” that all this talk is too much. He’s not here to talk. Rush is here to fight! He’ll see you in the ring, perro! Andrade has Rush tranquilo and Mark Henry says it looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event! Will Johnny Hungy prove LFI doesn’t win everything? Or will El Toro Blanco bulldoze through Silver to further damage the Dark Order?
BREAKING NEWS for Battle of the Belts 4!
After the controversial way The Bastard retained the title against Orange Cassidy, he must now defend the All-Atlantic Championship against Trent Beretta! And speaking of which, we hear from #JustTrent!
“Something my mom always told me growing up, ‘You never hit a man in the head with a hammer.’ Pac, you broke one of Sue’s rules. Orange, he’s not here. He’s hurt right now. And when you hurt one of our friends, we hurt you.” But legally, cuz they’re good boys. So in DC, Bastard, Trent’s gonna hurt you. “Hands in, boys.” Chuck Taylor, Danhausen and Rocky Romero put their hands in with Trent, this one’s for Orange!
Rush w/ Jose the Assistant VS John Silver w/ Alex Reynolds!
LFI wants to grow stronger by making the Dark Order weaker, and while Andrade takes on Vance in a Mask VS AEW Career match, this one is straight up about pride and machismo! Will Rush fire the first salvo in this faction warfare? Or will the Meat Man make ground beef outta El Toro Blanco?
The bell rings and fans rally up. Silver and Rush approach, and Philly cheers for “JOHNNY HUNGY!” Rush shoves Silver but Silver headlocks back. Rush throws hands, powers out, and runs Silver over. Rush stomps away, flexes to mock Silver, then runs. Silver stays low then hurdles to drop again. Rush leaps over, they both run, and Silver UPPERCUTS Rush out of the ring! Fans fire up as Silver flexes now. LFI regroups but Silver builds speed, only to roll and copy Tranquilo! LFI is furious now, and Andrade wants Rush to end Silver! Rush gets in, and he DECKS Silver with that right! Silver sits up in a daze, Rush stomps him back down.
Rush pretends to take something from Silver’s head, either a mask or his actual head, and he “punts” it into the crowd! The kick is good, and Rush goes back to Silver. Rush CHOPS Silver in a corner, CHOPS again, then whips corner to corner. Rush clotheslines then whips again to clothesline the other corner. Rush snapmares and basement dropkicks! Fans boo as Rush kips up to mock the #JoinDarkOrder hand. Silver goes to the apron and Reynolds checks on him, but Rush goes out to drag Silver of and whip him into railing! Rush then brings Silver around to throw hands, and he whips Silver into more railing!
Fans boo but Silver CHOPS and ROCKS Rush! Rush CHOPS back! Rush grabs camera cables but the ref reprimands. Rush snarls but he kicks Silver around. Rush puts Silver in the ring, tells everyone to tranquilo, but fans boo. Rush grits his teeth and gets in, he blocks a kick and he DECKS Silver again. Rush then stomps away on Silver in the corner! Rush runs corner to corner, only to stop short and BOOT Silver instead! Fans boo while Rush Tranquilos, and Rampage goes picture in picture.
Rush soaks up the heat, drags Silver up, but Silver throws hands. Rush HEADBUTTS Silver, then throws him out! It kinda catches Andrade by surprise, he was watching the crowd. Rush distracts the ref, and Andrade stomps Silver down! Andrade gets away and Rush soaks up more heat. Andrade mocks Silver, dares him to get up, and the ring count climbs. Silver drags himself up but Rush goes out after him, to SMACK him off the timekeeper’s table! And again! Then he CHOPS Silver onto the table! Silver gets up but Rush is after him again, to RAM him into the railing. Rush takes a water bottle to pour it out on his head, he’s getting hot in Philly.
Silver CHOPS back! And ROCKS Rush! Rush pulls Silver’s beard but Silver ROCKS him again. Rush grabs a trash bin and SMASHES Silver with it! Trash goes flying and Silver sputters. Rush stalks Silver back to the ring. The ref reprimands but Rush just shrugs it off. Silver CHOPS! Rush eggs Silver on so Silver CHOPS! Rush SLAPS Silver, then CHOPS him down! Silver sputters again but Rush kicks him around. Rush drags Silver onto the ropes to CHOKE him! The ref reprimands, Rush lets off at 4, and he argues with the ref. Rush drags Silver from ropes to say this is over. Rush goes up the corner, fans rally up, and Rush SUPER SENTONS but FLOPS!
Silver avoids disaster while Rush writhes! A standing count starts, Reynolds rallies the fans up for Silver, and Rampage returns to single picture as the Meat Man rises! Silver runs in to SPLASH Rush! Silver runs but Rush follows to SPLASH! Rush runs corner to corner but Silver follows to SPLASH again! Silver runs, but he suckers Rush in for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Rush gets up, swings, but into another GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up with Silver as he has a wild look in his eye! Silver drags Rush up, whips him to ropes but Rush reverses, only to jump into a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Rush survives and Silver is seething!
The standing count is back while Rush is down but fans rally. Silver stands, snarls, and drags Rush up to suplex. Rush blocks, throws body shots and then pushes Silver. Silver KICKS! And KICKS! And runs, but Rush follows! CHOP! CHOP! SUPERKICK! Silver wobbles into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Rush can’t believe Silver survives and Andrade looks worried. Andrade tells Rush to finish this but Rush gives toying kicks to Silver. Silver stands and Rush eggs him on. Silver throws a forearm but Rush gives it back! Silver throws another but Rush does, too. Fans rally for Silver as the CHOPS start going back and forth!
Silver CHOPS, Rush DECKS Silver!! Rush snarls as he looms over Silver, then he runs, into a swing! But Rush gets around to backslide. Sliver slips off to KICK, KICK, SUPERKICK and BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Rush survives and Jose gets on the apron! But Reynolds YANKS Jose down! Jose clutches his knee after it bangs off the edge, but now Andrade distracts Silver. The ref reprimands Andrade, Silver tells Andrade to get in the ring then. But Andrade backs down and Rush SUPERMAN FOREARMS Silver down! Silver is sitting in the corner, Rush goes corner to corner, BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!
Winner: Rush, by pinfall
LFI gets the better of the Dark Order here tonight, Jose should get some kind of hazard pay for his assist. But then Andrade and Rush start stomping away on Silver! Reynolds gets in but he gets mugged, too! LFI has 3v2 advantage but here come Uno & Vance! They DECK Jose, fire off on Andrade, but Rush goes after Vance! Uno goes after Rush, but now Butcher & Blade rush out! The AFO are here to help their boss! Now the numbers are back in LFI’s favor! But wait! Here comes Hangman! The Cowboy dodges Andrade, BOOTS Blade, dumps Butcher out, then stares Rush down. They fire off hands, a revisit from how the Golden Ticket Battle Royal finished!
Hangman gets the edge with all his haymakers, then he whips. Rush reverses, Hangman goes up and out and loads up, but Rush bails out! Jose hobbles, Hangman figures what the hell. BUCKSHOT for the assistant! Rush is furious, and it is clear he and Hangman have unfinished business. So THIS JUST IN! Tony Khan makes it official for the Dynamite Anniversary episode! Hangman Page VS Rush 1v1! Will the Cowboy wrangle El Toro Blanco before taking on the AEW World Champion?
A great episode for Rampage to follow up Dynamite and the Grand Slam, as well as to help set up things for the anniversary week. The tag title match was a great opening match, and it did a great job propelling multiple stories. For one, Acclaimed retain, which I figured anyway. They’re surely going to defend against Austin & Colten next, since the Gunns called them out while also calling FTR out. Acclaimed will win there, too, and who knows how it goes with FTR. I don’t wanna say Tony Khan booked himself into a corner, but he’s come close. FTR can’t really lose since they have THREE different tag titles, but The Acclaimed are so popular that it’d be a shame if they lost.
Good segment from The Baddies and the Vixens. Nice character work with Jade; she wants stronger competition yet is hesitant when such a competitor steps up. Nyla VS Jade will be a great match, and with both Marina and Vickie, they’ll be able to cancel out with Kiera and Leila, meaning Nyla will have a fair(er) shot than most. Moriarty gets a quick win off Fuego, but the big thing is Moriarty’s new Heel aggression and Morrissey also getting his in. Assuming Garcia leaves the Jericho Appreciation Society to go full Face, he and Moriarty are gonna have one hell of a feud and match. Also I like that The Firm has to be the one to tell Andrade about Hardy wanting Private Party back, it adds another dimension to that faction’s identity.
Really good promo from #WARDJOE, and I like the idea that they’re going to be some new kind of Two Man Power Trip. They might not go for the ROH tag titles since FTR are technically Wardlow’s pals, but that also adds to the complexities of the AEW tag title picture. Unless Wardlow & Joe each go for other singles titles instead. That could be a way around it, especially with Jericho wanting to bury former ROH World Champions. Jericho VS Joe would be some awesome stuff. Hook whooping Nemeth was also pretty awesome. But I bet with the Trustbusters’ invitation to Hook, the options are A) join the Trustbusters or B) put up the FTW title. And I think we know which one Hook will choose.
Great stuff from Hayter VS Willow, fans love them both and those two can go. Again, there was wasted potential in just doing away with Hayter VS Britt as a feud. But whatever, Britt helps Hayter win, Hayter can have momentum while Britt’s nose heals up, and then we wait and see if they ever/never circle back to a feud. I mean, it could work, with Britt getting jealous of Hayter being just as beloved by the fans and getting opportunities for titles. Glad to see the feud of Death Triangle VS Best Friends continues, as now Trent gets a shot at Pac for Battle of the Belts IV. Not sure Trent wins that one, but it’ll be an awesome match.
And I like what we’re getting out of the LFI VS Dark Order feud. Good promo segment to set up Andrade VS Vance, but I don’t see Andrade leaving AEW so he’ll be taking Vance’s mask. Rush VS Silver was a great main event, but of course Heels win with Heel tactics. Reynolds and Jose should’ve been more careful with that apron trip-up spot, though, that was not a clean drop. Of course we get a brawl, and of course Hangman helps the Dark Order. Hangman VS Rush 1v1 is going to be an awesome match for the anniversary show, and it’ll help Hangman get some momentum going into the title match in Cincy. Great promo from him and Moxley, too, and Hangman was perfectly in character realizing he’s going to be at a disadvantage.
My Score: 8.7/10
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