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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News! (4/25/20)

HPW announces their contenders!

Published

4 years ago

April 25, 2020

Steven Mitchell

Hyrule Puro-Resu has named the contenders!

As stated during Monday’s press conference, the #1 Contender’s Match for the HPW Triforce Championship had to be changed. Ganondorf Dragmire was still in, but Zelda is out. Below is the official statement from HPW.

Hyrule Contenders

Hyrule Puro-Resu has reached a decision! To determine an opponent for Ganondorf Dragmire in the HPW Triforce Championship #1 Contender’s match, it will be Ghirahim Mazokucho VS Igos du Ikana!

This is not an arbitrary decision, but one based on recent performance and overall record. Ghirahim’s first loss in HPW was to Link in the Bracket of Courage finals, putting him at a very impressive 12-1. Igos lost to Sheik-or rather, Zelda-in the Bracket of Wisdom’s semifinals, putting him at a still impressive 10-3. Ghirahim was runner-up in the 21 Man Death Mountain Championship #1 Contender’s Battle Royal, and Igos was in the final four. These two have yet to face each other one-on-one in their careers, so a dream match will go a long way to influencing the future.

Both men react to the news!

Both Igos du Ikana and Ghirahim Mazokucho took to Cucco and posted responses. Igos tweets, “Thank you, HPW, for this opportunity. The world will see my rise, while @Ghirahimsama will simply #FallIntoRuin.”

Ghirahim’s tweet reads, “TOZEN ψ(｀∇´)ψ” and is accompanied by a video. In the video, Ghirahim says, “I, the great Lord Ghirahim, was named for the contender’s qualifier? Well it was only natural! I am UNDEFEATEEED~!” Well no, not anymore. He underestimated “that nobody” Link but won’t do that again. And Ghirahim hasn’t forgotten “that bird brain,” Groose, either! But Ghirahim calms down as he apologizes to Ganondorf Dragmire ahead of time. They trained together and are friends, but this is the HPW world title we’re talking about. Ghirahim vows his vengeance will be swift and thorough.

An incredible match up to be sure! The Living Blade and the Ruler of Ruin have their first-ever singles encounter at the Death Mountain event next Saturday, June 2nd!

My Thoughts:

Hello, again! I wasn’t sure if this article was needed, but what kind of wrestling writer would I be if I didn’t give good continuity and realism to the story? A little news blurb like this felt right in the universe I’ve gone and created in my own brain, and I hope you will all enjoy reading the match I have these two put on. Can you predict who will win between these two Legend of Zelda bosses?

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (4/20/24)

HPW looks to the horizon.

Published

3 days ago

April 20, 2024

Steven Mitchell

The thunder rolls, and the lightning strikes!

As HPW prepares for ThunderStruck, the forecast becomes more and more clear. Who else weathers the storm to go for glory?

The Dark Forces get their chance to shine!

After Kevin Gibdo was cheated out of the Million Rupee Championship by pretty much the entire UnderWorld Order, the two factions will battle four against four inside the brutal double ring, double cage of Blood & Thunder! The winners will be granted title opportunities of their choosing, but that’s not all! Cia put the HPW Goddess Champion on notice, but she’ll have to prove herself worthy if she wants her shot at Ruto! The Dark Sorceress has already joined forces with Ganon, so now they will team together in the ring against Ruto and a male partner of her choosing. Who in Arrow Club will step up to help the Zora Princess?

ThunderStruck, meet Thunderbird!

The masked Rito wrestler won the HPW Death Mountain Championship at HyruleMania 4, but there is still question if he is or isn’t another Rito wrestler, Teba. But a wrestler by any other name would still be as ambitious, and Thunderbird wants to prove he’s worthy of the title. He’s issuing an Open Challenge, who will answer the call?

My Thoughts:

Hooray, the card is now four matches! The Triforce title, the Death Mountain title, the Blood & Thunder and a mostly filler tag match. But the tag match still needs to happen, Cia and Ganon haven’t wrestled in awhile and this sets up title stories for June. And speaking of, news on what’s in store for June will be coming closer to ThunderStruck in May so stay tuned.

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