Jon Moxley returns to AEW Dark!
It’s been awhile, but The Maniac isn’t one to take it easy. Will the AEW World Champion show everyone how it’s done? Or will his not-so-lucky opponent pull off the biggest upset ever?
- SoCal Uncensored VS Low Rida & Fuego del Sol; SCU wins.
- Number 5 w/ The Dark Order VS Lee Johnson; Number 5 wins.
- Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Brady Pierce & Musa; PNP wins.
- The Butcher & The Blade VS Suge D & Anthony Catena; The Butcher & The Blade win.
- QT Marshall w/ Allie, Brandi & Dustin Rhodes VS Zack Clayton; Marshall wins.
- Christopher Daniels VS Sonny Kiss; Daniels wins.
- Jurassic Express VS Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates; Jurassic Express win(s).
- Jon Moxley VS Robert Anthony; Moxley wins.
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SoCal Uncensored VS Low Rida & Fuego del Sol!
SCU welcomes KBW KAGE to AEW! But Frankie Kazarian and Scorpio Sky aren’t going to play nice when there’s still a path back to the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will they show the new kids how tough it is in All Elite?
The teams sort out and Fuego starts against Kaz. They circle and tie up, Kaz headlocks to the takeover. Kaz grinds Fuego but Fuego fights up and gets Kaz to a corner. Fuego lets up at 4 but kicks low! Fuego whips, Kaz reverses, Kaz comes back with a Russian Leg Sweep! Kaz drags Fuego up to tag in Scorpio. SCU double whip, kick and backstabber! Rida runs in but gets a kick and whip to double shoulders! Scorpio snapmares Fuego to drop an elbow, cover, TWO! Scorpio drags Fuego up with an armlock, but Fuego whips. Scorpio kicks back but runs into a knee! Fuego hip tosses, cartwheels and standing shooting stars! Cover, ONE! Fuego drags Scorpio up, tags in Rida, and hands off the wristlock. Rida brings Scorpio down to a ghost pin, TWO and Scorpio ROCKS Rida!
Scorpio whips corner to corner. Rida goes up and out and hotshots back! Rida springboards to missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Rida argues the count and tags in Fuego. KBW double whip but Scorpio reverses and fights back. Rida waistlocks but Scorpio ducks the forearm and it hits Rida! Hot tag to Kaz! Kaz dodges Fuego to deck Rida! Kaz rallies with big clotheslines and a whip. Rida reverses but gets flying forearms! Kaz hip tosses Fuego to a neckbreaker! Kaz baits Rida into putting him on the apron, and hitting a guillotine leg drop! Scorpio tags in and SCU has Fuego for the Gory Especial. S C U LATER! Cover, SCU wins!
Winner: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall
The inaugural champions are getting back on the winning track, but will have to wait until after Fyter Fest for their turn. Will they be aiming for Best Friends or Kenny Omega and Hangman Page on the other side of the summer?
The Dark Order speaks.
“We’ve always said there’s strength in numbers.” And tonight, they honor that code by welcoming a new brother in. Number 5 is revealed to be… ALAN ANGELS! And Brodie Lee says he is one of them. He has joined The Dark Order!
Number 5 VS Lee Johnson!
Alan Angels is no longer #YaBoi, for he has decided to #JoinDarkOrder! Will Big Shotty stand a chance against this dark angel?
The bell rings and Five goes right at Johnson with fast hands! Five hammers Johnson down in the corner but lets up at 4. He whips Johnson and CHOPS him off his feet! Johnson gets to ropes but Five brings him up to whip to a corner. Johnson goes up and over and arm-drags Five around! Johnson dropkicks him down and Five bails out to the ramp. Ten and the Beaver Boys do not look pleased and Johnson fetches Five. Five kicks low and tells the cameras to move. Five throws Johnson off the ramp and to the POST! Johnson crashes down but Five fetches him. Five slams Johnson’s bad arm on the apron then puts him in the ring. Johnson stands up to get a step-in dropkick! Cover, TWO! Five is frustrated but he drags Johnson around to splash down on the arm!
Johnson rolls and writhes towards ropes but Five drags him up. Johnson fights back with hands and forearms. The bad arm keeps Johnson from whipping, and Five wrings the arm out into the mat! Five fireman’s carries for a WIDOWMAKER! Cover, TWO! Five drags Johnson’s arm around and stands on it. Five goes for another splash but he misses as Johnson evades! Johnson boots from the corner, and elbows from the ropes. Johnson spins Five to LARIAT! Five flounders and Johnson throws more clotheslines. Johnson blocks the arms to shoulder breaker and neckbreaker! Kip up! Johnson waits for Five to stand, and he hits a CALF KICK! Five flounders about and Johnson brings him up. Johnson POSTS Five in return for earlier, and then builds speed to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Five!
Johnson fires himself up and puts Five back in the ring. Five flounders around again and swings into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Johnson almost had Five but the bad arm might’ve hindered him. Five is on the apron and he hotshots the bad arm! Five drags Johnson through the ropes for a draping DDT to the apron!! Johnson is stuck but here comes Mr. Brodie. Brodie tells Five to finish this, and Five brings Johnson in for a motorcycle stretch BACKSTABBER! Cover, Five wins!
Winner: Number 5, by pinfall
Brodie likes what he sees as Five brings Johnson up. Five feeds Johnson to Number Ten’s BOOT! But Brodie wants a message to be sent, so he has the Beaver Boys, aka Numbers Three and Four, to top it off. They bring Johnson up for a DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER DDT!! The Dark Order’s Numbers are growing, will they help The Exalted One take over AEW?
Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Brady Pierce & Musa!
The Inner Circle has been building back from their Stadium Stampede defeat, and Santana & Ortiz have been integral in that. Will they make sure The Inspiration and The Fearless understand that the Inner Circle is only getting stronger?
The teams sort out and Ortiz starts against Musa. Ortiz circles with Musa and they tie up. Ortiz waistlocks and turns Musa around to go after the wrists. He arm-drags Musa but Musa sweeps the legs. Ortiz comes up to headbutt low then whips. Musa reverses but Ortiz reverses back, Ortiz snapmares and wristlocks. Ortiz BITES the hand then twists. Musa moves back rolls up and gets around the back to waistlock. Ortiz standing switches but Musa switches back. Ortiz breaks free and claws Musa on the back! He whips Musa to clothesline him down! Ortiz talks trash to Pierce while putting his gloves on. Ortiz DECKS Musa but brings him back up to whip. Musa reverses and runs into the corner but Ortiz puts him on the apron. Musa ducks the punches and shoulders back in.
Musa slingshots up and over and comes back, but Ortiz dodges to pop him up! SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Ortiz sits Musa up into Santana’s Penalty Kick! The ref reprimands him but Santana just checks where the kick went. Pierce runs in but he gets tossed out! Santana ASAI MOONSAULTS Musa and Pierce down! Ortiz shouts, “WE’RE THE BEST!” Santana CHOPS Musa then puts him back in the ring. Ortiz drags Musa up and tags Santana in. Santana goes up top as Ortiz drapes Musa. Santana leaps, DOUBLE STOMP STUNNER! Santana dares Pierce to show his toughness, and he slaps Musa around. Musa throws hands but Santana DECKS him! Pierce dares Santana to let him tag in and Ortiz says Pierce wants their food! Santana tosses Musa over and Pierce tags in. Pierce throws hands but runs into a strike fest! Basement dropkick!
Santana throws hands then tags in Ortiz. PNP double whip but Pierce blocks! PNP double break, kick, slap and CHOP! They try to whip but Pierce reverses and kicks back! Pierce misses in a corner but elbows back! Pierce QUEBRADAS but FLOPS! Ortiz taunts Pierce and tags in Santana. PNP hoist Pierce up top together but Musa runs in. PNP dodges Musa and send him into Pierce! Pierce is in a Tree of Woe on top of Musa, for the STEP-UP CANNONBALL! Then Ortiz hoists Musa up and Santana is up top, STREET SWEEPER ONTO PIERCE! Cover, Proud ‘n’ Powerful win!
Winners: Proud ‘n’ Powerful, by pinfall
The aggression just keeps increasing for the Inner Circle! They’re hungry for more, but will they get to sink their teeth into the tag titles any time soon?
QT Marshall is very excited.
He can’t wait to show everyone. They’re going to love it just like he loves it. He finds Dustin and Brandi and asks if they heard about what’s up. About the match? Oh, right, the match tonight. Yeah, it isn’t a tag team match, it’s a singles match for QT. Why? Allie explained that Dustin is a legend, he doesn’t need to wrestle every night. But Dustin got all painted up. Well, yeah, but it’s even better! Allie made some NEW Natural Nightmare shirts, so here they are! It has QT looking like a giant and the others looking like hobbits. Not to mention, the sizes are way off. Who da f this for?! But Allie worked really hard on those. Just be supportive of QT and Allie, okay? QT heads out to prepare for his match, but Dustin just doesn’t understand. Is Allie becoming a nightmare for the Natural Nightmares?
The Butcher & The Blade VS Suge D & Anthony Catena!
Andy Williams & Braxton Sutter want to tear into FTR, but will have to settle for Pineapple Pete and the Six Tool Product. Will the Butcher and Blade send a message to Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood ahead of Dynamite?
The teams sort out, and Suge calls out The Butcher. The Butcher is who he gets and the two circle. Suge fires up with shadowboxing, then runs into the tie up only for Butcher to power him to the corner. Butcher grinds his forearm into Suge then backs off to RAM his shoulder in! He grinds Suge’s face on the ropes then tags in Blade. Butcher CHOPS and Blade stomps Suge down in the corner! The ref counts and Blade lets up at 4, but Butcher gets a choke in! Catena protests but the ref keeps him back. Blade CHOPS Suge then tags Butcher back in. Butcher CHOPS and CHOPS then tags Blade back in. They double headbutt Suge again and again, and then Blade barks at Catena. Blade drags Suge up and bumps him off buckles to CHOP again!
Blade whips corner to corner then runs in. Suge goes up and over and hits a FAST BALL! Blade stays on his feet, and Suge tries wax on, wax off. Crane kick gets blocked! Blade kicks low, fisherman neckbreaker! Blade drags Suge up to hit another fisherman neckbreaker! Suge flounders, Catena tags in! Catena runs into Blade’s kick and clubbing forearms! Blade kicks Catena around then throws big forearms. Catena flounders but powers out of a headlock. Butcher tags in, Blade hits a STUNNER and Butcher LARIATS Catena inside out! Suge is in shock but Butcher drags Catena up for a scoop. RUNNING POWERSLAM! Cover but Suge breaks it!
Blade ROCKS Suge then BOOTS him! Butcher adds a corner splash and Suge flops out of the ring. Catena is all alone for FULL DEATH! Cover, Butcher and Blade win!
Winners: The Butcher & The Blade, by pinfall
Williams and Sutter are ready to show Cash and Dax “we are reality!” Will FTR #FailToRespond on Dynamite?
QT Marshall w/ Allie, Brandi & Dustin Rhodes VS Zack Clayton!
The Bunny has the heart and the ear of God’s Gift to Wrestling, and it’s getting on his team’s nerves. Will QT’s star quality continue to rise? Or will “Zack Clayton™️” make his mark on AEW?
As QT and crew make their entrances, Brandi and Dustin wear their over-sized shirts and Brandi complains right to QT and Allie. QT escorts Allie to the commentary desk while Brandi and Dustin stay ringside. QT finally joins Clayton in the ring and this match begins.
Clayton and QT circle and tie up. They go around, QT puts Clayton in a corner but lets up clean. Clayton knees low and clubs QT on the back to then choke him on the ropes. “Is this your guy?!” Clayton lets up and QT ROCKS him with an uppercut! QT throws more uppercuts in the corner but Clayton knees him low. Clayton throws QT out but QT shoulders back in. QT slingshots up and over and clotheslines himself and Clayton out! But QT skins the cat and Allie’s heart flutters. Allie says QT shows off for her and that makes her hot. QT puts Clayton back in and whips him to ropes. Clayton holds ropes and puts QT out, but QT lands on his feet on the ramp! QT throws hands and springboards, into a dropkick! Allie hurries to help her man, and checks on him at the ramp.
Clayton drags QT up and taunts Allie as he rains down rights! Allie glares as Clayton tells her to get the hell out of his way. Allie joins Brandi ringside but Clayton throws more hands on QT. Clayton stomps QT then hammers away again. The ref counts and Clayton backs off. Allie comforts and coaches QT and QT fights back! QT rocks Clayton but Clayton knees low. Clayton whips, corner clotheslines then suplexes QT up. Clayton holds QT for 10 before slamming him down! BIG knee drop, cover, TWO! Allie is relieved but Clayton is frustrated. Clayton drags QT up and jams him with his knee. QT ROCKS Clayton again with uppercuts. QT whips, Clayton reverses, but QT handsprings to ENZIGURI!
QT waits for Clayton to stand, but Clayton denies the cutter. Clayton sends QT into a corner then runs in, but QT boots Clayton away! QT runs but into Clayton’s spinning powerslam! Cover, TWO!! A very Rhodes like move but QT knows those well. Clayton grows frustrated, and strips a buckle! Brandi tells Clayton to stop but Clayton gets in her face. QT runs in but misses, and sends Brandi down onto Dustin! Clayton swings on QT but gets the lethal combination! Brandi clutches her wrist and QT asks if he’s okay. Allie claims she got hurt, too, but it’s just a broken nail. Brandi might have a broken HAND! Allie says she’s better thanks to QT, and QT returns to the ring. Clayton KNEES QT down, then hops up! Allie anchors Clayton’s feet, and QT ROCKS Clayton with a right! SUPER CUTTER! Cover, QT wins!
Winner: QT Marshall, by pinfall
Dustin gets in to celebrate with his tag partner, but QT hugs Allie first. Brandi says she’s fine, by the way, thanks for asking. But the question still remains: Is Allie up to something here?
Christopher Daniels VS Sonny Kiss!
Kaz and Scorpio won in their match, but can SCU complete the sweep? Or will the Concrete Rose prove to be too tough for even the Fallen Angel?
The bell rings and Daniels circles with Kiss. They tie up, Daniels headlocks, wrenches and backs Kiss down. Daniels wrenches and whips but Kiss reverses. Daniels ducks, waistlocks, shoves and scoops to SLAM Kiss down! Cover, ONE but Daniels stays on Kiss with an armlock. Kiss fights up but Daniels wrenches to a wristlock. Kiss rolls, handsprings and flips to wave hi and break free. Kiss SLAPS Daniels and wristlocks now, to go up and up and rebound to an arm-drag! Daniels flounders up to the wheelbarrow and another arm-drag! Kiss splits to keep the arm and wrenches to an armlock! Daniels endures, fights up and powers out. Kiss runs Daniels over and things keep moving. Kiss handsprings and arm-drags Daniels again!
Daniels endures, fights his way up, and powers Kiss to a whip. Kiss goes up and over and arm-drags Daniels again! Kiss keeps on Daniels and that frustrates the veteran. Daniels fights up and throws forearms but Kiss hits back! Kiss DECKS Daniels, covers, ONE! Daniels runs into another arm-drag and is losing his cool. Kiss cranks on the arm and even digs his knee into Daniels’ head. Daniels fights up but Kiss backs him to a corner. The ref counts, Kiss wrenches and whips corner to corner. Kiss handsprings and SLAPS Daniels! Then Kiss goes Matrix to dodge, only to turn around into an EXPLODER! Both men are down but Daniels gets up first. Daniels drags Kiss up and whips him back to the corner hard! Kiss hits buckles then mat, but Daniels is still seething. Daniels whips Kiss even harder to the other corner! Kiss clutches his back but Daniels drags Kiss up.
Daniels whips to back drop Kiss high and hard! Cover, TWO! Daniels knees Kiss in the back then circles him like a shark. Daniels drives his knee in again then brings Kiss up for a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Kiss toughs it out and that continues to frustrate Daniels. Daniels drags Kiss up but Kiss throws hands! Kiss ROCKS Daniels with forearm after forearm, then whips him to ropes. Daniels kicks back and hits the STO! But instead of a cover, Daniels floats around to a CROSSFACE! Kiss endures and reaches out to get a ropebreak with his legs! Daniels lets go in a huff and looms over Kiss. Daniels drags Kiss into the corner to CLUB him down. Kiss throws forearms back, but Daniels DECKS Kiss again! Daniels stomps away on Kiss in the corner but the ref counts. Daniels stops at 4 and tells the ref to get out of his face! The ref cools him off and Daniels heads back for Kiss.
Kiss throws forearm after forearm again and DECKS Daniels! Daniels gets up but Kiss is rallying! Dropsault and huricanrana! Daniels flounders up, Kiss runs in, table top and slingshot split leg drop! Cover, TWO!! Daniels survives that assault but Kiss scoops and slams! Kiss twerks to the moonsault! Cover, TWO!! Now Kiss grows frustrated, and he spins, but into Daniels URENAGE! Daniels calls for his shot but Kiss anchors his feet to a victory roll! TWO and Kiss baits Daniels into a corner. Kiss ax kicks and boots Daniels down! Daniels is in the drop zone, Kiss goes up top, but Daniels gets away before the split leg drop. Kiss leaps to huricanrana, Daniels rolls him up, TWO! Kiss has the cover, TWO! Daniels blocks kicks, throws forearms but Kiss hits back! Kiss HEEL KICKS Daniels down! Daniels slowly rises, but Kiss runs out to boot. Daniels blocks, flips Kiss into the ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, Daniels wins!
Winner: Christopher Daniels, by pinfall
SCU wins again but Kiss gave Daniels quite the fight! Is this a sign of the next generation rising up? Or does the old Ring General still have some fight left in him?
Jurassic Express VS Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates!
Jungle Boy fell short of becoming the second-ever TNT Champion against Cody Rhodes, but it was an inspiring fight. Will it help Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt get a win for the trio? Or is this finally the night the Dungeon Master and Librarian remove the goose eggs from their win columns?
The teams sort out and Fun Size equips Luchasaurus’ shin covers and he looks like a tiny, shiny Shawn Michaels. Stunt starts against Avalon and fires himself up but Avalon says “Look at this dork.” Luchasaurus tags in and Avalon freaks out. Avalon wants Luchasaurus to calm down, but things speed up as Avalon dodges everything he can. Avalon springboards but into Luchasaurus’ arms! Ripcord and CHOP! Avalon scrambles away to Cutler and tags out. Cutler circles with Luchasaurus and they tie up. Cutler waistlocks but Luchasaurus pries free and puts him in a corner. Cutler slips out, roundhouses, then slingshots in but misses. Cutler keeps dodging and dropkicks Luchasaurus to a corner. Luchasaurus puts Cutler out, but Cutler slides in, under and out!
Luchasaurus grabs at Cutler but there’s no hair! Cutler enziguris Luchasaurus away then springboards, into a CHOP! Luchasaurus puts Cutler in a corner for fast hands! Cutler flounders around but Luchasaurus whips him to ropes, SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Cutler still lives but Luchasaurus drags him up. Cutler breaks free, Luchasaurus ducks the first kick but not the second! Cutler whips but Luchasaurus is too big and strong! Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS then Atomic SLAMS Cutler down! Luchasaurus DEAD LIFT wheelbarrow suplexes Cutler up and down! Stunt tags in, is the human weapon WHEELBARROW SENTON! Cover, TWO! Cutler pushes Stunt away but Stunt anchors his foot. Cutler still makes his way to the tag. Avalon drags Stunt off Cutler’s leg but Stunt arm-drags Avalon at Cutler! Avalon turns around into an enziguri, then Stunt runs to springboard arm-drag and dropkick!
Stunt goes up top but Leva waves hi. He remembers their kiss, right? Avalon does and he throws Stunt down! Avalon rains down right hands over and over! He drags Stunt up and brings him over to buckle bump. Cutler tags in and he brings Stunt up, but Stunt SLAPS him! Cutler DECKS Stunt then brings him up to the torture rack! Stunt endures being thrashed about and Cutler throws Stunt down. Cover, TWO! Cutler and Avalon argue, but Cutler stomps Stunt down! Cutler trophy lifts Stunt but Stunt turns it into a huricanrana! Cutler hurries after Stunt and drags him back. Tag to Avalon and Avalon shoves Cutler aside so he can stomp away on Stunt! Avalon hits Luchasaurus just because, and then fires off on Stunt again. Avalon whips, Stunt dodges and tilt-o-whirls to a DDT! Both men are down but Jungle Boy and Leva rally for their teams.
Hot tags to Luchasaurus but not Cutler! Avalon tries to go it alone but Luchasaurus clobbers him! Luchasaurus throws Cutler around then roundhouses Avalon! Luchasaurus CHOPS Cutler off his feet, then blocks Avalon’s punch for a knee and ROUNDHOUSE! Cutler flounders into the pop-up flapjack! Avalon flounders into a CHOP! Spinning BUZZSAW for Cutler! Fireman’s carry for Avalon, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! But Luchasaurus isn’t done and Avalon flounders into a choke grip. Cutler saves Avalon but now they argue with each other? They each get a choke grip! They’re even fighting as Luchasaurus brings them around. Luchasaurus lifts them both but they both break free, and double mule kick him away!
Stunt climbs up and leaps at them both! They catch him, and toss him, but Luchasaurus catches Stunt to throw him back! Double crossbody! Tag to Stunt and he climbs up Luchasaurus for a SUPER SPLASH! Cover, TWO!? Avalon survives but Stunt tags Luchasaurus back in. Stunt again becomes a weapon, but he gets a SUPERKICK! Avalon enziguris Luchasaurus, then dodges, to go up, up and away for a TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO!! Luchasaurus lives but Avalon heads up top! Luchasaurus grabs Avalon and climbs up. Avalon rakes the eyes and SUNSET POWERBOMBS! Tag to Cutler, springboard MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Their teamwork didn’t do it, but Avalon tags in.
Avalon and Cutler both run at Luchasaurus, but he handsprings under, over, and TAIL WHIPS Avalon! ROUNDHOUSE for Cutler! Luchasaurus drags Cutler up from the apron but Cutler throws haymakers! Cutler fights Luchasaurus off then bumps him off buckles for knees! Cutler wristlocks and springboards, but Luchasuaurs catches him! Stunt goes up, SUPER BULLDOG! Avalon runs in, Electric Chair to victory roll, TWO! QUESTION MARK KICK! Stunt comes back and Luchasaurus puts Avalon up for the BABY TAIL WHIP! And then Stunt choke grips, but needs help in the CHOKE SLAM! Standing moonsault from Luchasaurus, double cover, Jurassic Express wins!
Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall
Stunt feels very proud of himself, as he should. The Fun Size Kid and his friends are victorious tonight, will they turn things all around as we enter the Summer? As for Cutler and Avalon, they were so close yet still so far. Are they close to that breakthrough into the win column? Or must they start from square one?
Jon Moxley VS Robert Anthony!
Fyter Fest is coming, and The Maniac will cross paths with The Machine, Brian Cage. But for tonight, Mox will see if he can humble Egotistico Fantastico tonight?
But before either competitor comes out, Brian Cage comes out to join Excalibur and his mentor, Taz, on commentary! He wants to see Moxley fight with his own eyes, but will he keep it at watching?
The bell rings and Moxley circles with Anthony. They tie up, go around, and Anthony goes for a cravat. Moxley resists, wrenches but Anthony wrenches back. Anthony hammerlocks but Moxley turns that around to his own, and then a headlock. Moxley hits a headlock takeover, Anthony headscissors back but Moxley pops out. The two stand off as the crowd cheers. Moxley and Anthony circle and tie up again. Anthony wrenches the knuckle lock but Moxley drops down to get a takedown. Moxley waistlocks but Anthony gets up to get the ropes. The ref counts, Moxley lets go but he pushes Anthony against the ropes. Anthony keeps his cool and circles with Moxley again. They tie up, Anthony gets the arm and wrenches through. Moxley rolls, wrenches back, sweeps the legs and covers, ONE!
Anthony backs off and circles with Moxley again. They tie up again, Moxley puts Anthony on the ropes then gets a leg. Moxley trips Anthony but backs off to let Anthony seethe. Anthony cools off and circles with Moxley again. The crowd rallies for Moxley as he ties up, headlocks and hits the takeover. Anthony keeps his shoulders up, pries against the hold, and fights his way up. Anthony breaks the grip, waistlocks to headlock, but Moxley powers out. The two collide, Mxoley bounces off but runs Anthony over on the second. Things speed up, Anthony arm-drags and dropkicks Moxley! Anthony fireman’s carries but Moxley escapes and scrambles away. Moxley wags his finger but Anthony says he just got points on the board. The two reset and circle again.
They tie up with knuckle locks, Moxley shoots in for another leg takedown, then gets around to a waistlock. Moxley shifts to a headlock then back to a wristlock, then brings Anthony down to a short arm scissor. Anthony resists, fights to get up but Moxley shifts to another wristlock. Anthony rolls, handsprings and wrenches to wring Moxley out! Moxley bails out but Anthony hurries over. Moxley gets clear of the Pescado to get in, build speed and DIVE! The tope hits and the crowd fires up for Mox! Marko wants a high five but Moxley leaves him hanging. Moxley puts Anthony in, blocks a kick to dragon screw the leg! Anthony hobbles up into another dragon screw! Moxley watches Anthony crawl to ropes but brings him back up. Moxley puts the leg on the ropes to dig his foot in.
The ref counts, Moxley lets up at 4, but Anthony elbows back. Anthony boots, but into a capture and SUPLEX! Cover, ONE! Moxley keeps on the leg with a toehold but Anthony endures. Anthony tries to fight with hammering hands but Moxley cranks on the toehold. Moxley knees the leg then cranks Anthony into a modified Half Crab! Anthony endures, reaches out and gets the ropebreak! Moxley lets up at 4 but grabs the legs again. Moxley brings Anthony around and hooks the leg for a snap deathlock! Anthony endures while Moxley shifts around to a knee squeeze. Anthony elbows Moxley away but Moxley eggs Anthony on. Moxley stomps Anthony down then brings him up for the X-PLEX! Anthony rolls away to a corner but Moxley goes outside.
Moxley pulls Anthony backwards against the post in a Bow ‘n’ Arrow! The ref counts, Moxley lets up at 4, and refreshes the count. Moxley brings Anthony back to the post to SLAM the leg into it! And then ties the legs up for a HANGING FIGURE FOUR!! Anthony screams in pain but Moxley lets go at 4! Moxley refreshes the count again before he stomps the legs! Anthony crawls but Moxley puts him in the ring. Moxley grabs the legs again and brings Anthony to the ropes. Moxley springboard sits down on the leg! Moxley climbs up top and Anthony manages to stand. Moxley leaps up and over Anthony, but comes back to a tilt-o-whirl SLAM! Anthony grabs Moxley’s legs to hook them up, and he grabs the arms, for the ROMERO SPECIAL! But Anthony can’t get Moxley all the way up because of his own damaged legs, so he STOMPS Moxley down! Cover, TWO!
Moxley gets up but Anthony is on him with CHOPS! Anthony throws forearms and whips Moxley corner to corner. Moxley goes up and over and keeps moving to LARIAT Anthony inside out! Moxley drags Anthony up, Gotch holds, but Anthony back drops out! Anthony fireman’s carries, for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and the crowd rallies up. Moxley gets to a corner and Anthony gets to his feet. Anthony runs corner to corner but misses! Moxley rolls him, underhooks but Anthony rams him into buckles! Anthony runs in but is put on the apron. Anthony forearms Moxley away, climbs up top and leaps, into a POWERBOMB! Moxley drags Anthony up in underhooks, for a chicken wing facebuster! Cover, TWO!?! Anthony survives and Taz is laughing! Moxley puts on the Texas Cloverleaf but Anthony reaches for ropes. Moxley drags him away, sits down deep, and Anthony taps! Moxley wins!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission
The Maniac wins, but the Machine and his mastermind are not impressed. If Egotistico Fantastico gave Moxley that much of a fight, will it be a cake walk for the Path of Cage to become the NEW AEW World Champion?
AEW continues to put a lot into Dark these days, and that’s actually a good thing. Granted, the matches still went as expected, there was a lot of good story being told tonight, too. It almost felt like this truly was the third hour for (last week’s) Dynamite. SCU wins out, but with Christopher Daniels and Sonny Kiss giving us the stronger match. Daniels’ story since his last days in ROH were about if he’s “still got it,” and it really helps give the newer, younger talent a chance to shine. I really hope at some point, Daniels challenges Cody for that TNT Championship for those stories to collide. Both men fighting to prove they’re still worthy of something will really get a crowd going, both live and watching at home.
I am shocked that Alan Angels joined The Dark Order, but it is a great twist for a guy that AEW clearly sees something in. Angels/Number Five and Lee Johnson had a really good match, and I almost thought Johnson was going to win so that Brodie Lee would wallop both him and Angels to teach the others a lesson. But instead, Five finds a way to win, and then Johnson just becomes the punching bag for the entire faction. We have the majority of the Dark Order henchmen sorted out, but I’m not sure if we’ve seen a Number Six or Seven. Colt Cabana’s story with The Dark Order has yet to sort out, so maybe he becomes one of the missing numbers? Though I feel like AEW should’ve kept an important number like Ten or Seven in mind just in case that happened.
Proud ‘n’ Powerful and Butcher & Blade get very good wins that help keep them strong in the Tag Division, and especially towards stories. I’m pretty sure FTR beats Butcher & Blade but it should be quite the match. Allie continues to ignore her relationship with Butcher & Blade, but her plan is clearly to break The Natural Nightmares up. I would hope it’s to then break QT’s heart as she returns to being The Bunny, because I would hope AEW isn’t the kind to drop stories like WWE has done.
The last two matches of the night were incredible! Jurassic Express, Cutler and Avalon had a great showing, and for just a moment it seemed like Cutler and Avalon could’ve pulled it off. This can still go the way of Cutler and Avalon facing each other at Fyter Fest so that one of them finally wins. But at the same time, it came very close to suggesting these two could try to be a genuine tag team. I’m still personally hoping for the former. And then Moxley VS Anthony was a really good main event, but I loved Taz on commentary and how he was rightfully unimpressed. As AEW World Champion, Moxley toying with Anthony almost cost him, but it sure raised Anthony’s stock. I hope Taz brings this up on Dynamite to really dig at Moxley, accompanied by Cage dominating Anthony in a match of their own, to have a direct comparison.
My Score: 8.4/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (12/7/22)
The best tag teams collide!
Will The Acclaimed hold onto their forever reign?
In an epic clash, The Acclaimed defend their AEW World Tag Team Championships against the THREE BELT CHAMPIONS, FTR! Will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood move up to FOUR belts tonight?
- Dynamite Diamond Ring Battle Royal: Ricky Starks wins and will challenge MJF for the Dynamite Diamond Ring.
- AEW TNT Championship: Samoa Joe VS Darby Allin; Joe wins and retains the title.
- Jake Hager & Daniel Garcia VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta; Claudio & Yuta win.
- Six Woman Tag: Jade Cargill & The Baddies VS Madison Rayne, Skye Blue & Kiera Hogan; Jade & The Baddies win.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Acclaimed VS FTR; The Acclaimed win and retain the titles.
PLAY BY PLAY
Dynamite Diamond Ring Battle Royal!
Another year, another battle for that coveted $150,000 diamond ring! But things are a little different, as Maxwell Jacob Friedman, our NEW AEW World Champion, has the prerogative to not participate in this match. Instead, think of this more as a #1 contender’s battle royal with the winner getting to choose when and where they face MJF for that ring. Ricky Starks vows that when he wins this match, he’ll make next week’s title match into a Winner Takes All! Will this be an Absolute Victory for Ricky Starks? Or will someone else in this crowded field take that diamond ticket instead?
Fans go wild as Starks makes his entrance, and then they go wild as “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry makes his entrance. We already have Brian Cage, The Butcher, The Blade, Orange Cassidy, Captain Shawn Dean, Matt Hardy, Ethan Page, Lee Moriarty, W. Morrissey, Kip Sabian, Dalton Castle and The Boys at ringside, but wait! Here comes The Natural, Dustin Rhodes! Fans fire up for the hometown hero, the bell rings, and everyone rushes into the ring! Well, almost everyone as Kip plays things a bit more shrewdly, and even Castle & The Boys wait as things sort out. Cassidy takes his time because that’s just the way Freshly Squeezed rolls.
The Butcher brawls with Dean, The Blade is after JB and Dustin is on Hardy while The Firm’s All Ego and #TAIGASTYLE mug Starks. Castle slides in to help Starks out, and Kip yanks Cassidy out under the bottom rope, wanting to continue things from Rampage’s All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match! Kip RAMS Cassidy into railing! Ethan bumps Castle off buckles and Starks turns things around on Moriarty. Ethan CHOKES Castle while The Boys protest. Castle hits Ethan back, Moriarty turns things around on Starks to rain down fists. Starks stops that and hits an atomic drop! Hardy helps Ethan by going after Castle.
Dustin digs his boots into Ethan while Hardy dribbles Castle off buckles. Kip throws Cassidy around ringside, Dustin bumps Ethan off buckles. Dustin CHOPS Ethan, Cassidy turns things around on Kip but Kip sends Cassidy into the apron! Fans rally for Starks, Castle gives Hardy a raspberry? Dustin ROCKS Butcher, Dean throws hands on Cage. Kip and Cassidy are finally in the ring and Cassidy bounces Kip off buckles. And again! And again! Butcher CLUBS Cassidy down! Butcher and Kip work together on Cassidy but he kicks at them. Cassidy gets free, dodges Kip, and runs in at Kip, only for Kip to send him up and out!
Cassidy holds onto the ropes, but Kip BITES one of Cassidy’s hands! Cassidy still skins the cat to headscissor Kip! Kip resists, pushes Cassidy away, but Cassidy hits him back! Blades sucker punches Cassidy and drags him off! Blade ELIMINATES Cassidy, then POSTS him! Fans boo but the damage is done and Kip is all smiles. Dustin runs at Kip and hits a DESTROYER! Dustin clotheslines Kip up and out to ELIMINATE him! Fans fire up but then Butcher CLUBS Dustin! Butcher fires off hands but Dustin gives them back! They brawl with haymakers but Butcher knees low! And again! Butcher fireman’s carries but Dustin fights free!
Dustin is on the apron, he throws hands on Butcher while fans go nuts over Starks narrowly avoiding elimination at the hands of Matt Hardy! Dustin ROCKS Butcher, Hardy kicks at Starks. Moriarty is after Castle in a corner while Butcher rakes Dustin’s eyes! Butcher CLOBBERS Dustin and ELIMINATES him! Fans boo but Blade high-fives with Butcher while staying safe on the outside. Butcher fires off on Dustin, Cage throws Castle out! Cage KNEES Castle off the apron, but The Boys catch him! Cage ROCKS Castle again, the Boys keep Castle up again! And again! They carry Castle to safety on the other side of the ring!
But Cage is there! Cage swings, Castle ducks to ROCK Cage back! Castle gets in safe, but Cage scoops him! Cage TOSSES Castle out onto the Boys and ELIMINATES him! Fans boo but JB DROPKICKS Cage out of the ring! Cage stays on the apron, he ROCKS JB in the ropes, suplexes him, but JB slips out to waistlock! Cage elbows JB away, but JB SUPERKICKS Cage! Meanwhile, Starks is fighting off both Hardy and Ethan Page! He gets them to back off, before he DOUBLE AX HANDLES them both down! JB goes up a corner, he leaps at Cage, APRON METEORA! JB ELIMINATES Cage! Prince Nana is furious but fans are fired up as AEW goes picture in picture!
JB checks his leg as he gets in the ring. Moriarty is right on JB by pulling his hair! Moriarty UPPERCUTS JB, has him in a corner, and digs his boots in! Ethan stomps Dean while Hardy rushes Butcher. Butcher dumps Hardy but Hardy holds the ropes! Hardy fights his way back in, he CLUBS Butcher down, and Ethan applauds. The Firm give Hardy thumbs up as Hardy picks Butcher up and works to dump him out! Butcher holds on while Moriarty stomps Starks and Ethan keeps on Dean. Butcher fights off Hardy, then catches his breath leaning against ropes. Ethan makes Starks look at the camera before he CLUBS him down!
JB CLUBS Ethan! Moriarty full nelsons JB but JB elbows him away. JB digs a boot into Ethan and Starks joins in! They let off, drag Ethan up, and they work together to pick Ethan up! Ethan fights and Hardy helps Ethan for The Firm. Hardy bumps Starks off buckles again and again and again! JB fights Ethan off while Hardy shouts, “DELETE! Dean turns things around on Moriarty JB stomps Ethan then CLUBS Butcher. Dean scoops and SLAMS Moriarty while Hardy tries to throw Starks out again. But Starks drags Hardy up and over instead! Hardy dangles but so does Starks! Dynamite returns to single picture as Ethan hurries to save Hardy!
Starks fights Hardy but Ethan HOTSHOTS Starks! Starks sputters, Hardy gets in safe. Butcher fights off JB and Dean, but Dean fights him with forearms. The Firm all mug Starks, but fans rally up behind Starks. Starks fires off on Butcher while he can but Butcher ROCKS Starks! Starks runs to BLAST and ELIMINATE The Butcher! But then The Firm jumps right on him! Moriarty throws Starks out but Starks stays safe on the apron. Starks ROCKS Moriarty, JB runs in to RANA Moriarty up and out to ELIMINATE him!! But Morrissey BOOTS JB while he’s hanging on, and that ELIMINATES JB!!
Fans boo, Morrissey isn’t even really in this match! But Moriarty & Morrissey aren’t done with JB, either, as they drag him up, APRON CHOKE SLAM!! Hardy meanwhile hits Dean with a SIDE EFFECT! The refs reprimand, Moriarty and Morrissey back off, leaving Ethan, Hardy, Starks and Dean as our final four. Hardy drags Starks up to give him a SIDE EFFECT! Fans boo, but then Ethan tells Hardy to stop doing his V1 and raise Ethan’s hand in victory. But Ethan hasn’t won yet! Hardy says, “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” and then Ethan tells him to get Starks up. Hardy does as told, The Firm mugs Starks, and then they put him on the ropes.
Starks holds on as both Hardy & Ethan lift, but Dean makes the save! Dean fires off hands on Ethan! Hardy goes after Dean, but Dean fires off hands on Hardy! Dean UPPERCUTS Hardy but Ethan CLUBS Dean! Ethan whips Dean, Dean gets around, FLOAT-OVER DDT! Dean kips up and fans fire up! Stokely is upset but Dean drags Ethan up to throw him up and over! Ethan holds on desperately and Hardy kicks Dean! TWIST OF FATE! Ethan shouts to throw Dean out and Hardy tells Ethan to do it. Ethan says fine, he drags Dean up and tosses Dean to ELIMINATE him! Fans are thunderous as now Starks is 2v1 against The Firm!
Ethan tells Hardy to do his job and help him win. Hardy shouts, “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” But he BLASTS Starks! The Firm mugs Starks and fans boo hard as ever! Ethan feeds Starks to the facelock, TWIST OF- NO, Starks shoves Hardy up and out to ELIMINATE him! Ethan fires off on Starks, it’s just the two of them now! Starks wrenches and TORNADO DDTS!! Fans are thunderous as Starks is electric! He runs in but Ethan dodges the Spear! ROUNDHOUSE! Ethan snarls, he drags Starks up, fireman’s carry, but Starks RANAS Ethan out! STARKS WINS!!
Winner: Ricky Starks (#1 contender to the Dynamite Diamond Ring)
But to rain on the parade already is MJF! The AEW World Champion and #TripleB, the Big Burberry Belt, are here with a mic as fans boo hard as they can. The fans then cheer on Starks and MJF smirks. MJF tells Starks, “I’ll be with you in one second.” MJF then says, “Bryan Danielson, a little birdy told me you didn’t wanna show up tonight, and I think I know the real reason why. The real reason why is because you’re terrified of me. And I don’t blame ya, bud. After what I did to your boy, Willy Reegs, I’d be scared, too.”
Fans boo but MJF says, “Because I’m a bad, bad man. And that’s why in a week from now, I’m gonna be a FOUR-TIME, FOUR-TIME, FOUR-TIME, F-F-F-FOUR-TIME beautiful Dynamite Diamond Ring Champion. And I will still be the holder of the grandest prize of ’em all, the Triple B, baby! Now Richard, people seem to really like you around here, huh?” Fans cheer Starks on again, and MJF says “They talk about you like you’re some underutilized god of professional wrestling. And trust me, you are very talented, you really are. But you wanna know the truth, bud? Here’s the truth, Absolute.” Fans tell MJF to STFU but he just shrugs that off.
MJF says the truth is that in comparison to MJF, Starks is the Absolute drizzling sh*t! Or should MJF say, “You’re a roody poo candy ass!” After all, Starks stole literally everything else from that guy. But no offense, Richard, you’re just “a Dollar Store Dwayne.” So MJF will call Starks “The Pebble.” So here’s what happens next week in the main event of Dynamite, little Pebble. Fans chant for the “PEBBLE~! PEBBLE~!” MJF says he’s gonna put The Pebble in his pocket, hop in his brand new Porsche, because unlike all the “simple-minded humanoids” of Austin, MJF is rich. MJF will drive Pebble to the nearest body of water, take him out of his pocket, and skip “your scrawny little pigeon-toed ass all the way back to Billy Corgan’s NWA so you can wrestle on YouTube where you belong!”
Fans boo but Starks just smirks. MJF says “Facts don’t care about your feelings, Texas!” But MJF doesn’t care that Starks is Absolute, because MJF is a Generational Talent, and his Reign of Terror has only just begun. MJF soaks up the heat and then Starks pushes right past him to get a mic of his own. Fans cheer on Starks but MJF tells them all to shut up. Starks tells “Maxi Pad”, which fans now chant at MJF, that he should’ve expected a fifth-rate Roddy Piper to come out here and try to steal the spotlight. Oh~, he trashed the city! OH~! He trashed the fans! How much more shtick does MJF got? Cuz the low hanging fruit is running dry!
Starks says every week, MJF walks out here smelling like paint thinner and ass, having spray tanned his eczema to where if he took his shirt off, his back would look like he laid on an ant colony for seven hours. MJF has his crappy shoes, pants that are never ironed, a shirt that is too small, that stupid scarf, and that even dumber haircut, and he acts like he’s better than Starks?! Give us a break!! Fans are fired up hearing that! “Everything about you screams, ‘Cheap.’ The cheap suits, the cheap shoes, the cheap heat. Oh my God, and you are our new AEW Champion, huh? Well here’s the thing. With that AEW Championship comes a big responsibility that you know nothing about!
“The difference between you and me is that when these people got behind me, I gave them a reason to keep going. When they put faith in you, you let them down. When Regal put faith in you, you let him down. But brother, when it comes to Ricky, I delivery on time, every time, every night, every week, every month! And you can take your little ass to Greece for three months because oh~, you didn’t get paid enough! Oh~, you got out politicked by somebody smarter than you! But the fact remains is that I’ve been here, busting my ass. You wanna talk responsibility? Let’s talk about the fact that you avoid responsibility! You avoid any type of pressure.
“I show up to sign meet ‘n’ greets, where you, you don’t care! You just blow it off because hey! Everybody hates Max, so he has nothing to lose, right? Yeah, well, guess what, buddy? There comes a lot of responsibility when it comes to people actually liking you. And beside your nose being a lot darker than the rest of your body, me on the other hand, I live with dignity, I live with respect. You know nothing about that! When I lived in my car in South Austin, guess what I was doing? I was grinding! I knew the responsibility of taking care of myself! When it comes to that woman right there, it’s MY responsibility to get her a car, to get her a house.
“And you think because you paid people, because you kissed ass, that Maxwell ‘I’m better than you,’ you can get whatever you want? Please, gimme a break.” Fans are all fired up! Starks tells MJF that next week is a BIG deal. Starks is putting up and shutting MJF up for once in his miserable, narcissistic, punk-ass little life! MJF doesn’t deserve the title but Starks does! Wrestling on YouTube? Guess what? Been there, done that, busted his ass to get here! He never needed a name to make it here, and he doesn’t need one to beat MJF’s ass! He is Ricky Starks, he is stand ten toes down right here.
Next week, Starks smacks that mole of MJF’s neck, stomps a new hole right into MJF, and then he takes that title! Fans are thunderous for Starks as he says he’s doing MJF a favor he’s never had done in his life: Starks takes the responsibility off this “little boy’s” plate. MJF LOW BLOWS Starks! Fans boo as MJF takes off the belt, the scarf, and brings out the Dynamite Diamond Ring. MJF puts the ring on, takes aim, and fans shout “F YOU MAX!” But Starks dodges to SPEAR!! Fans are THUNDEROUS as MJF falls out of his shoes and then falls out of the ring! Starks holds up the world title, will he be holding that and the Dynamite Diamond Ring at the end of Winter is Coming?
Darby Allin speaks.
“May 12th, 2021 was when I lost the TNT Championship. From that time ’til now, I feel like a lot of people have all said to me, ‘Darby Allin is being slept on. Darby Allin is forgotten about.’ Well it’s up to me to wake everyone up, and I’m gonna win that TNT Championship. I said that this crowd chants one thing, ‘Joe is gonna kill~ you.’ Well Joe, you’re gonna have to bury me with that TNT Championship, because I am not leaving Austin, Texas without it.”
Samoa Joe responds.
“Darby Allin, the curious little dead boy. I know exactly what you see when you look at me. You see a crucible that you wanna put yourself through. You see the violence that I inflict and you say to yourself, ‘That is a trial I can endure.’ Well, Darby, tonight you’re gonna learn that curiosity has a price that is about to get real expensive.” Will the Relentless Underdog put it all on the line just to get back that title? Or will he fail to dethrone the King of Pro-Wrestling Television?
Jon Moxley speaks.
“You think last week got a little outta hand? I don’t. In fact, I’m starting to really, really like The Cowboy, Hangman. Because he fell off his horse, dusted himself off, and got right back in the saddle, and he did his talking with his fists. There’s not enough of that around here. There’s too much talking. This is All Elite Wrestling, not All Elite Talking. There is no Blackpool Microphone Club. This is COMBAT! This is the sport of kings! Tonight, myself, Wheeler, Claudio, this Weekend at Final Battle, this Friday night on Rampage, we bring back 100 proof, in-your-face, ass-kicking wrestling! Jericho Appreciation Society. I’m so over the Jericho Appreciation Society.
“I’m gonna be out there tonight, just to make sure there’s no sports entertainment shenanigans. And this weekend, we put the JAS in our rearview mirror for good! Hangman Page, you want another piece? You know where to find me.” The Maniac heads out, but will he be able to focus on the JAS with the Cowboy coming for him?
AEW TNT Championship: Samoa Joe VS Darby Allin!
#TwoBeltJoe has been intimidating and brutal even when he’s had no belts. How much more vicious will he become in order to keep his throne as King of TV?
The introductions are made, the TNT title is raised, and we see if Darby wins, or even survives!
The bell rings and fans rally as Darby and Joe stare down. Fans do sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe steps up to Darby, daring him to do something. So Darby fires off fast hands! Joe puts Darby in a corner, but Darby dodges him to fire off hands again! Joe shoves Darby away, but Darby SHOTGUNS Joe out of the ring! Darby keeps moving to DIVE, but Joe casually moves aside and Darby crashes into railing! Joe grins as he goes back for Darby while fans lose their minds. Joe CLUBS Darby, drags him up, and sits him on the apron to then SWING him into the railing! And SWING into the apron! And back into railing!
Fans are torn but Joe soaks it all up. Joe goes back for Darby, and he tears up the floor mats! Joe drags Darby up and smacks him off the apron. Darby flounders around in a daze, but Joe drags him back up. Joe puts Darby in the ring, just to drag him out after refreshing the ring count. Joe then hits Darby with a BIG back suplex to the floor! Darby writhes, but at least that was a padded part. Joe refreshes the count himself now, and he drags Darby back up. Joe brings Darby to the bare patch now, and fans boo while the ref counts. Darby fights the lift but Joe still gets Darby up! Darby bends Joe’s fingers to get free!
Darby runs in, but Joe POWERSLAMS Darby to the bare concrete!! Joe shouts at Darby, “Do you wanna die, Darby?! HUH!?!” The ref checks Darby while AEW goes picture in picture.
Joe leaves Darby behind while he clutches an arm and his ribs. Joe returns, having refreshed the count, and he puts Darby in the ring. Joe stalks Darby, mockingly applauds, and then drags Darby up. Joe CHOPS Darby and he flops down into a corner. Joe stands on Darby’s neck, the ref counts, and Joe lets off at 4. Joe smirks as he paces around. Darby drags himself up in a corner but not very far. Joe drags Darby up but Darby throws body shots! Darby runs, but Joe CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Joe is fired up and he drags Darby into a neck wrench! Darby endures, even as Joe looms over him. Joe throws Darby down but fans rally up.
Darby flounders about and it amuses Joe. Darby kicks back, manages to kick harder, and he BOOTS Joe away! Darby stands to throw more body shots, but Joe HEADBUTTS Darby down! Joe snarls, he drags Darby back up, and he dumps Darby to the apron. Joe drags Darby up as Dynamite returns to single picture. Joe JABS Darby, and then runs him side to side to POST him! Fans lose their minds again and Joe pretends he can’t see where Darby went. Doc Sampson checks Darby and the ring count starts. Fans count along while Joe just strolls around the ring and flexes. Darby is somehow okay to continue, and he crawls his way over at 5 of 10.
Darby flounders up at 7 and in at 8! Fans cheer but Joe is annoyed. Joe asks Darby what more has to happen. Joe kicks him around, Darby gets mad. Darby SLAPS Joe and it staggers him! Darby runs, gets around, but Joe hits an atomic drop! And then runs to BOOT Darby down! Then he SENTONS! Cover, TWO!! Darby is still in this though he goes to the apron, and Joe can’t believe it! But then Joe builds speed! But Joe has to bail out as Darby slides back in! Darby PLANCHAS, but into a fireman’s carry! Darby fights free to RAM Joe into steel steps! Darby then goes up the corner for a SUPER COFFIN DROP!! Both men are down and fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!”
Darby staggers about, but he pushes Joe into the ring. Darby keeps moving, COFFIN- NO, the splash is caught to a SLEEPER! But Darby drops to KICK Joe away! Darby slips around, THROWBACK STUNNER!! Joe stays up so Darby hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!!! Joe survives but Darby has new life! Fans are giving a standing ovation as Joe and Darby rise. Joe goes to a corner, Darby runs in but into the URENAGE! Joe drags Darby up and puts him on the top rope. But Darby claws Joe’s face! Joe CHOPS Darby, climbs up after him, and hoists Darby up. But Darby BITES Joe’s forehead!! Joe falls back, Darby adjusts, COFFIN DROP!! Into the COQUINA CLUTCH!!!
Darby flails, he reaches out, but the sleeper and body scissors squeezes tight! Darby has a wild look in his eyes, until those eyes roll back! Darby is OUT, Joe wins!!
Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission (still AEW TNT Champion)
Darby fought his heart out, but we are still in the #TwoBeltJoe Era! Darby manages to stand up again, and he says he’s not dead! Joe has to put him down for him to stop! Darby dares Joe to keep fighting, but Joe HEADBUTTS Darby down! Joe grabs Darby’s own skateboard and he brings it over. Fans boo as Joe scares off the ref with the board! Joe then drags Darby up, puts the board down wheels up, and he puts Darby on the corner. Joe tucks Darby in! MUSCLE BUSTER on the wheels!!! Darby isn’t even moving, but Joe still puts the COQUINA CLUTCH back on!! The ref reprimands, more refs rush out but HERE COMES WARDLOW!!
Wardlow rushes to the ring and Joe runs away! Fans cheer on “WARD~LOW! WARD~LOW!” as he reminds Joe that they’re not through with each other! Joe moves on to ROH Final Battle to defend his ROH World Television Championship against Juice Robinson, will Joe make it through The Booster only to find Wardlow’s World waiting for him?
Backstage interview with Kip Sabian and Orange Cassidy.
Tony Schiavone says there is a No Physicality Agreement in place as these two are here to talk. What is on Cassidy’s mind? Cassidy doesn’t know what Kip is doing, but he doesn’t need to do this. If he wants a title shot, just ask. Kip says, “How convenient, my sweet little Clementine. You wait until an unprovoked attack by Dustin Rhodes. I’m hurt. You just don’t want me at my best.” Cassidy says if Kip isn’t gonna fight this Friday on Rampage, then find someone who can. Kip ponders the idea, and heads out. Cassidy asks Schiavone if that’s a yes. Seems so. Then who will crazy Kip find as a Superbad proxy to take on the All-Atlantic Champion?
Chris Jericho speaks.
“Initially, what started out as a deliberate desecration of the legacy of ROH has now led me to become the greatest ROH Champion of all time. Oh, the irony. Claudio, you don’t have the belief that you can beat me when it counts and become the ROH World Champion once again. Isn’t that true? That is why I’m gonna beat you at Final Battle, and it is why you’re gonna have to join the Jericho Appreciation Society. But Claudio, I am telling you this right now, it is going to be the best thing for you. I am looking so forward to taking you under my wing, and most importantly, I am looking so forward to beating you at Final Battle. I’ll see you then, Claudio. All Honor The Ocho.”
Jake Hager & Daniel Garcia w/ Sammy Guevara VS Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta w/ Jon Moxley!
Speaking of the war between JAS and BCC, another battle happens here in Austin! Will “Rock Hard” Hager & the “Dragonslayer” use sports entertainment to gain the momentum before the Final Battle? Or will the Swiss Superman & Decoder use a pro-wrestling solution on their JAS problem?
The teams sort out and Yuta starts against Garcia in a preview of their ROH Pure Championship rematch set for Saturday. They circle, then Garcia tags to Hager. Hager and Yuta circle, but then Hager has everyone hold on. Because he’s brings out the purple bucket hat, and throws it to Claudio! Hager says Claudio needs to get used to wearing that. Claudio considers it, he holds the hat up, but then he PUNTS the hat to the crowd! Hopefully Austin likes that hat. Hager KNEES Yuta, CLUBS him, then back suplexes! Yuta lands on his feet, CHOPS Hager, but Hager swings. Yuta dodges but Hager CLOBBERS Yuta!
Hager drags Yuta up, bumps him off buckles and tags Garcia in. The JAS mugs Yuta with a CHOP and some stomps. The ref counts, Garcia digs his boots in but he lets off at 4. Yuta gets up to COHP and forearm and repeat! Garcia CHOPS, Yuta CHOPS, repeat! Yuta whips, Garcia reverses and runs in but Yuta goes up and over. Yuta scoops Garcia to SLAM him, then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Yuta keeps on Garcia with a pull of the ear, then he tags Claudio. BCC double whip and DOUBLE BOOT! Garcia scrambles away, tags Hager, but Hager runs into a drop toehold! Claudio facelocks then armlocks while fans chant, “WE THE PEOPLE!”
Claudio chinbars then goes after an arm, but Hager throws elbows. Hager ROCKS Claudio with rights, whips him corner to corner, but Claudio goes up and over. Claudio hip tosses then covers, ONE!! Claudio keeps on the arm, tag to Yuta, and Yuta climbs up to AX HANDLE the arm! Yuta wrenches, but Hager shoves him to a corner. Hager runs in but into a BOOT! Yuta hops up, leaps and MISSILE DROPKICKS Hager down! Garcia runs in but Yuta slips around, OLYMPIC SLAM! Garcia bails out, Yuta builds speed and Yuta DIVES to take out both Hager and Garcia! Fans fire up as Yuta puts Hager in.
Yuta climbs up, but Sammy distracts! Garcia shoves Yuta off the top and Hager catches him! Claudio protests but Moxley grabs a chair! Hager SLAMS Yuta down while Moxley storms after Sammy. Hager runs to the corner for the HAGER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives, Moxley backs away from Sammy, but Hager tags Garcia in. Garcia and Hager mug Yuta, Garcia throws EuroUppers and forearms. Yuta fights back with forearms and elbows of his own! Garcia kicks low then CHOPS Yuta down! Garcia fishhooks Yuta’s face, pushes him down, then argues with the ref. Garcia storms after Yuta, but then sucker punches Claudio!
Yuta headbutts Garcia low! Garcia suplexes, Yuta turns it around to suplex and he puts Garcia up top. Yuta climbs up after Garcia, brings him up, and hits a SUPERPLEX! Both men are down and fans fire up while AEW goes picture in picture! Garcia and Yuta crawl, Moxley coaches Yuta up, but Garcia tags Hager! Hager runs in to BLAST Claudio! Hager bumps Yuta off buckles and digs his boot in! The ref reprimands and counts, Hager lets off, and Garcia CHOKES Yuta while the ref is busy with a protesting Moxley. Sammy also gets a shot in before Garcia lets Yuta go. Hager looms over Yuta, drags him up and chicken wings the arms.
Yuta endures as Hager grinds a shoulder, but fans rally up. Yuta fights up, reaches out, but Hager whips him away from Claudio. Yuta holds ropes then he dumps Hager out! Hager hurries back up to drag Yuta out! Hager RAMS Yuta into railing! And then Hager puts Yuta back in to cover, TWO! Hager hauls Yuta up, tags Garcia in, and the JAS mug Yuta again. Garcia grinds his forearm into Yuta’s face, fishhooks Yuta’s nose, and he talks trash to the fans. The ref counts, Garcia lets off, and he snapmares Yuta to then mock Claudio’s cannon arms. Garcia wraps on a chinlock and he grinds Yuta down. Yuta endures while Garcia pushes up for added pressure.
Moxley and Claudio coach Yuta as he fights his way up. Garcia clinches but Yuta JAWBREAKERS free! Dynamite returns to single picture as both men crawl. Yuta reaches out, but Garcia drags him away! Yuta slips under to ROCK Garcia! Garcia BOOTS Yuta, but Yuta rewinds and slips around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up and both men crawl again. Hot tags to Hager and Claudio! Fans fire up as Claudio rallies on Hager with EuroUpper after EuroUpper! Claudio whips Hager to a corner for a BIG uppercut! Then he whips Hager corner to corner for another BIG uppercut! Claudio fires off more EuroUppers, but the ref counts.
Claudio lets off at 4, then jukes to EuroUpper again and again and again! Claudio puts Hager up top, EuroUppers again, then climbs up to join him. Claudio stands on the very top, for a SUPER STEINER! It wasn’t the cleanest but it worked! Cover, TWO!! Hager survives but clutches a shoulder. Claudio trips Hager to have the legs! Fans fire up but Garcia hops on with a SLEEPER! Claudio stays up, Yuta climbs, and Claudio SLAMS Garcia down for Yuta’s DIVING SPLASH! Fans fire up, but Hager trips Claudio to an ANKLE LOCK! But Claudio turns, BOOTS Hager, only for Hager to lift! Claudio sunset flips through, to get the SWISS SWING!!
Fans count along, Hager goes around and around and around for TEN! Sammy is freaking out as Hager staggers, into a LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Hager is still in this but Claudio drags him up. Claudio reels Hager in, Gotch Lifts, but Hager back drops! Claudio lands on his feet, dodges, but Sammy stops the springboard! The ref reprimands, but Moxley trips Sammy off the apron! Moxley DECKS Sammy and fans fire up! Claudio finishes the leap, but into a SPINEBUSTER from Hager! Hager has the leg for the ANKLE LOCK! Claudio endures, reaches out, but Hager drags him from ropes! Garcia runs in to intercept Yuta!
Garcia has Yuta’s legs for the DRAGON TAMER!! The JAS have double submissions and fans boo! But Claudio rolls to send Hager into Garcia! EUROUPPER! Cover, BCC wins!!
Winners: Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall
Fans fire up and Moxley joins his brothers in the club to celebrate! Tony Schiavone joins them all to interview them. He knows they just got a big win ahead of a big night on Saturday, but they have to talk about what happened at Full Gear. Here is an interview Schiavone did with William Regal a few weeks back that might explain some things.
The footage plays and Schiavone talks with his “long time friend,” Regal. Regal says it will be 30 years in January. Full Gear was unbelievable, but Schiavone wanted to know about how all that transpired. Regal told Schiavone before that “people are only going to see this if something bad happens to me. And when you’re somebody like me, and spent your life being as horrible as I have, you’re always expecting something bad to happen.” Schiavone says Regal is the Villain of Villains. Well, Regal took great exception to what MJF did to Schiavone. And MJF seems to be made about emails and this and that, so Regal just gave MJF what he wanted.
MJF is world champion now. But do you know that saying, “Be careful what you wish for?” Because now, everyone in the company will be chasing MJF. Regal realized a few months ago that the three veteran members of the Blackpool Combat Club don’t need Regal around anymore. He’s “surplus to requirements.” But he knew they wouldn’t let him go, either. But he needed to show them why they don’t need him, and why they can teach Wheeler Yuta how to become the greatest professional wrestler in the world, because they’ve all got that capability. “But you have to lead by example.”
So hopefully, and Regal knows he will, because Moxley is a very calculating man, Moxley will understand this. “The reason I did what I did, and to lead by example, was to teach you the final thing that I could ever teach you. Always stay one step ahead, and make sure you always keep eyes in the back of your head. I’m Blackpool Combat Club ’til the day I die. Fellas, it’s been emotional.” Lord William Regal’s message ends, and Schiavone says that was two weeks ago, before what MJF did. He knows they’re all a bit speechless, but does anyone have a comment?
Moxley takes the mic to say, “All I know is one thing for sure. The three men in this ring live and breathe for the sport of professional wrestling! You can call us whatever you want, but December 10th, ROH Final Battle, this war with the Jericho Appreciation Society is OVER! These men make a statement. This Friday night on Rampage, I make a statement! I’m gonna challenge any wrestler in the world to come right here in this ring and find out just where you stand on the food chain. This Friday on Rampage, I make a statement! At Final Battle, they make a statement! Pro-wrestling is about to make a serious statement!”
The fans fire up hearing that from Moxley, but who will step up to his Open Challenge? And can Claudio and Yuta both take back the ROH titles to restore that honor to those championships?
The House of Black speak.
Malakai says, “This company has allowed itself to be corrupted. Corrupted by people that point fingers at others while still holding the shovel in their hands that they used to dig the graves for others. And now, it is sick and it is dying. And perhaps it is time for myself and the House to… put down this corruption. Ms. Hart, what is the crime?” Julia steps out from the shadows to say, “The crime is treason.” Malakai asks “Mr. Matthews, what is the verdict?” Buddy walks out from the shadows to say, “Verdict: War.” “And Mr. King, what is the sentence?” Brody walks out to say, “It as if you throw a side of beef to a pack of wild dogs. We will tear the meat from the bone. The sentence is extermination.”
Malakai says it has been decided. “To anyone that has an issue with what we have done over the past two weeks, or anything that’s been said here, well next week Wednesday, come one, come all.” The House of Black drifts into the shadows, who will be the first to be torn apart?
AEW returns with Jamie Hayter’s sit-down interview.
Tony Schiavone sits with the undisputed AEW Women’s World Champion, and he notes that last week, she asked the question, “Why not a sit-down interview with me?” Well, here we are, and the floor is hers. Hayter says Saraya got a sit-down, cool. Toni Storm got one, alright. But not with Hayter? That baffles her. So no, Schiavone, you ask her something. What does he wanna know? Well, Schiavone notes the AEW Women’s Division has been blossoming. Great competitors are showing up, and this week on Rampage, we will see Hikaru Shida VS The Bunny for Shida’s Regina di Wave Championship. What are Hayter’s thoughts on the division?
Hayter says it is getting “interesting.” But unfortunately for everyone else, Hayter is on top now. And everyone is trying to grind their way to the top to get her title. She will do her duty as champion to be both reigning and defending. Hayter will have a very, very close look at that Regina de Wave title match on Rampage. “Thing is, it doesn’t really hold a candle to the AEW Women’s World Championship, does it?” Schiavone says nothing does, and Hayter agrees. This is AEW. But Hayter will “give one of those girls the opportunity of a lifetime. Whoever wins that match, they get to wrestle me for the AEW Women’s World Championship, if they dare.”
Schiavone says Hayter’s going to be a fighting champion and she says that’s right. She is a fighting champion, “and a bloody good one at that.” Who will be the Regina di Wave Champion after Rampage? And will they accept Hayter’s challenge to them?
Six Woman Tag: Jade Cargill & The Baddies VS Madison Rayne, Skye Blue & Kiera Hogan!
The UN-DE-FEA-TED AEW TBS Champion got her belt back but got rid of the weak link, as she puts it. Red Velvet is back, Leila Grey is still around, but Kiera Hogan got kicked to the curb! Will Kiera get revenge on #ThatBitch with help from the Coach & Student? Or will Jade be undefeated even in trios action?
The teams sort out, Jade starts against Skye. The fans rally up but Jade says no, she’s above Skye. Tag to Velvet and Velvet gets her return to action already. Velvet and Skye tie up, they go around, and Velvet wrenches to a wristlock. Skye cartwheels, wrenches and wristlocks back. Then she slips around to hook, but Velvet blocks the arm-drag. Velvet brings Skye up but Skye shifts sides to arm-drag Velvet from the other arm! Velvet staggers up and fans fire up. Skye and Velvet tie up again, Velvet headlocks but Skye snapmares free. Skye steps over an arm, and wraps Velvet up for a creative take on La Magistrol, TWO!
Velvet has a cover now, TWO! Skye has it back, ONE! Velvet has the cover again, TWO! Fans fire up for that exchange, and Velvet has to admit that was good. Velvet offers a handshake, Skye accepts, and then Skye turns to her partners. But Velvet throws Skye down by her hair! The ref reprimands, fans boo, and Velvet bumps Skye off buckles. Tag to Grey, the Baddies double whip to double CHOP! Grey covers, ONE!! Fans rally, Grey drags Skye up to whip her to a corner. Grey runs in to SHINING WIZARD! Grey then headlocks but Skye denies the bulldog to kick the legs out! Grey blocks a superkick but Skye spins through to KICK Grey down!
Fans fire up as Skye drags Grey back up, tag to Rayne. Skye & Rayne double whip, trip and basement dropkick Grey! Rayne covers, ONE!! Rayne drags Grey up to bump her off buckles! Tag back to Skye, Rayne snapmares but Grey scrambles away to tag in Velvet! Velvet ducks Skye’s clothesline to come back, but Skye dodges to SUPERKICK! Velvet flops to the outside and fans rally as Skye builds speed. Skye falls into the apron skirt trap! Velvet fires off on Skye! The ref reprimands, Velvet lets off, then she climbs over Skye to stand on the apron while AEW goes picture in picture.
Velvet stirs it up and has a taste while Skye flops out of the skirt. Velvet puts Skye back in the ring, clamps onto an arm and grinds the shoulder. Velvet bumps Skye off buckles, tags in Grey, and Grey taunts Rayne and Kiera while Velvet uses Skye as a boxing bag! Jade also talks trash on Skye while the ref reprimands Grey and keeps Kiera back. Grey hurries over to pull Skye’s hair! The Baddies mug Skye, then Grey tags in. The Baddies double suplex Skye high and hard! Jade applauds her team while Grey covers, TWO! Grey is annoyed but she rains down fists on Skye. Grey wraps on a headlock and she grinds Skye down.
Fans rally as Skye endures. Grey stands over Skye while pulling on the hold, but Skye still fights her way up. But Grey wrangles Skye back down! Grey grinds the hold, Skye keeps her shoulders up, and fans rally again. Skye fights up a second time, she throws body shots, and then she JAWBREAKERS! Grey staggers away, tag to Velvet, and she runs to BLAST Rayne! Velvet stands Skye up to mule kick, then she covers, TWO! Dynamite returns to single picture as Velvet tells the ref something’s in her eye, while choking Skye with a knee! The ref notices the choke, she counts and Velvet steps off at 4. Velvet talks trash to Rayne, covers Skye, TWO!
Velvet drags Skye up but Skye breaks free. Velvet mule kicks, brings Skye around and- NO, Skye slips out of the Final Slice! DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! Fans fire up as Skye and Velvet crawl. Velvet grabs Skye’s leg to keep her from her team, but Skye fights up to stand up. Velvet throws the leg down, but they both SUPERKICK! Both women go down again and fans fire up! Skye crawls, as does Velvet, hot tags to Kiera and Jade! Jade storms up, Kiera dodges and Kiera fires off forerams and CHOPS! Jade shoves back but Kiera SHOTGUNS Jade! Kiera sees Grey coming and tosses her out! Kiera goes side to side to BOOT WASH Jade!
Velvet runs in but Kiera sends her out now! Fans fire up with Kiera while Rayne DECKS Grey! Kiera runs in but Jade blocks the boot for a SPINEBUSTER!! Jade taunts Kiera, drags her up to chicken wings, but Kiera switches out! Hot tag to Rayne! Rayne dodges jade, ENZIGURIS, then reels her in! Ripcord, RAYNE- NO, Jade ROCKS Rayne first! Then chicken wings, for the JADED! Cover, The Baddies win!
Winners: Jade Cargill & The Baddies, by pinfall
Just as Kiera was on fire, she let off to see if Rayne could stop Jade. Jade was not stopped, she is 43-0 overall now, and still TBS Champion. Will The Baddies continue to dominate AEW?
Backstage interview with Saraya.
Tony Schiavone is with The Revolution on a very festive set. Schiavone congratulates Saraya on her return to action and the win, and she thanks him for that. Saraya is actually surprised Britt isn’t- Oh, wait, here she is. Britt says no one needs to worry now. And Britt also congratulates Saraya on “the biggest win” of her entire career. It will never happen again. Also, Britt was thinking about something Saraya mentioned to her. Something about everything being handed to her on a silver platter. But Saraya came to AEW, and her first match was a PPV match against “the biggest star in the Women’s Division.”
So here’s one more thing handed to Saraya: Tickets to the Kia Forum, for the January 11th edition of Dynamite. Saraya can be front row and watch Britt be the star that she is, or maybe she can step in the ring again. Saraya tells “Baby girl,” she would love to beat Britt again. Of course! Round two! Uh, no, Britt didn’t say it’d be against her. Saraya forgot that Britt has the AEW Women’s World Champion, Jamie Hayter, with her at all times. Except right now. But it will be a tag match, Britt & Hayter VS Saraya and whoever Saraya can find to tag with her. But good luck, Saraya will never beat Britt & Hayter.
Britt heads out and Saraya asks Schiavone if he wants to get in the ring. Britt brings Schiavone with her so Saraya accepts that she’ll have to find someone. She has a little over a month, who will The Revolution invite to her house?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
Jon Moxley’s open challenge has been answered by THE FUTURE! Konosuke Takeshita is stepping up to take on The Maniac, will Konosuke be the one to make a statement? Plus, we see Moriarty & Morrissey of The Firm in action, we hear from Ruby Soho and Tay Melo about their renewed feud, and we hear from Athena ahead of her ROH Women’s World Championship match against Mercedes Martinez!
AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Acclaimed VS FTR!
Max Caster & Anthony Bowens want to prove they’re the best, so that means facing the best! Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood have been AEW World Tag Team Champions before, but they want to make history be becoming FOUR BELT CHAMPIONS! Will FTR stand for #FourTitleReigns? Or will Platinum Max & the Five Tool Player prove they are AEW’s Forever Champions?
Caster of course has a rap on deck! “Acclaimed on the mic, it’s about to be a problem. You the Top Guys but you ’bout to the bottoms. Whole world just scissoring. We gonna beat y’all down right in the ring! FTR, you’re a joke. I think your name stands for Find The Remote! Yo, you just a hocker. You gonna lose just like Herschel Walker.” Bowens gets the mic to say, “AUSTIIIIN, TEXAAAAAS~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And he does! The introductions are made, the AEW belts are raised, and we see who has what it takes to be THE BEST team in the world!
The teams sort out and fans are thunderous for both teams. Bowens and Dax start, they circle, and fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Bowens smirks and conducts the fans while Dax keeps his cool. They tie up, go around, and Dax puts Bowens in the corner. Tag to Cash but Bowens gets away. Cash and Bowens circle now, and we see Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh, Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett all watching backstage. Cash and Bowens tie up, Bowens headlocks but Cash turns it around. Bowens powers out but Cash runs him over. Things speed up, Cash hits a headlock takeover but Bowens headscissors. Cash kips free and hits another headlock takeover.
Bowens headscissors again, Cash kips free again, avoids a sweep and waistlocks to roll and bridge to a cover, TWO! Cash hits another headlock takeover but Bowens rolls that to a cover, TWO! Bowens and Cash stand off and fans fire up. Cash talks with Dax, then Bowens tags Caster in. Cash tags Dax, Caster swaggers and taunts Dax. They circle, tie up, and Dax headlocks. Caster powers out, Dax runs him over! Things keep moving, Caster hurdles and hip tosses! Caster then dropkicks Dax, arm-drags him, and he grinds the shoulder! Fans fire up as Caster brings Dax over. Tag to Bowens, they hand off the wrench to ELBOW BREAKER! But Dax ROCKS Bowens!
Dax bumps Bowens off buckles, CHOPS him, and fans “WOO~!” Bowens fires forearms in return, then CHOPS back! Dax CHOPS! Bowens CHOPS! Bowens fires more forearms, then whips, but Dax blocks a hip toss, only for Bowens to block a hip toss, and repeat! They go around and around, they end up on the ropes and the ref counts. Fans fire up as Dax slowly lets off, but Bowens shoves him. Cash steps in, but then so does Caster, and things are heated between the teams. The ref has them cool off, but then the brawl erupts! Austin is loving this as Cash UPPERCUTS Caster while Bowens has Dax in the corner!
Caster gets up, he dodges Cash to clothesline Cash out! Cash lands hard while Dax turns things around on Bowens. Dax ROCKS Bowens but Caster scoops him to SLAM him! Bowens goes up, SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! Fans fire up and Bowens calls to Caster. They SCISSOR FINGER! Bowens tags Caster back in, then he drags Dax up. The Acclaimed mug Dax, Caster whips but Dax ducks ‘n’ dodges then trips Caster! Dax ties Caster up, but Caster punches and BOOTS his way out of the Sharpshooter! Caster has the legs now, and he figures out the hook. Cash runs in but Bowens trips him! Bowens steps through, The Acclaimed have DOUBLE SHARPSHOOTERS!!
Fans are thunderous as FTR endures! Dax crawls, ROPEBREAK, and The Acclaimed let off. FTR regroups on the outside while Daddy Ass SCISSOR FINGERS his boys! Caster goes out to ROCK Dax, and Bowens is after Cash. Cash POSTS Bowens, Dax ROCKS Caster! Cash BOOTS Caster, Dax moves the apron skirt out of the way so Cash can bump Caster right off the edge! Then they put Caster under the ring, to CATAPULT GUILLOTINE Caster with the ring frame! Caster writhes while checking his teeth, and FTR SCISSOR FINGER! Fans aren’t sure what to make of that as AEW goes picture in picture.
Cash mocks the fans with the scissor fingers while Billy checks Caster. Dax shouts at him to get back, then he puts Caster in the ring. Dax storms up on Caster and BOOTS him down! Tag to Cash, and Dax bumps Caster off Cash’s knees. Caster staggers, Cash CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Caster flops over and Cash soaks up the cheers and jeers. Caster gest to ropes, Cash is on him with a EuroUpper! Cash flexes and then drags Caster up to snapmare. Cash clamps on a chinlock and he thrashes Caster around. Caster endures as Cash grinds him down into the mat. Caster fights up, throws body shots, but Cash shoves and RAMS into him!
Cash headlocks, then short arm LARIATS Caster down! Tag to Dax, he drops a leg, then covers, TWO! Dax drags Caster up and around, for a BIG back suplex! Tag to Cash, he stays between Caster and Bowens, and he sits Caster up for the chinlock. Caster endures again as Cash grinds him back down. Fans rally, Caster fights up, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Caster throws body shots, arm-drags free, but Cash KNEES Caster down! Cash brings Caster up to CHOP him, then he hoists Caster to the top rope. Cash ROCKS Caster, CHOPS him, then climbs up after him. Caster resists, throws body shots, and fans fire up!
Caster shoves Cash down! Caster adjusts, CROSSBODIES, and both men are down! Austin is thunderous as both men crawl. Team Double Jay all critique what they’re seeing, wanting someone to capitalize. Hot tag from Cash to Dax! Dax stays between The Acclaimed and he DECKS Caster! Dax takes a swing on Bowens but he avoids it, and then Dax turns around into a BIG back drop! Hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on FTR with haymakers and elbows! Bowens kicks Dax low, then CLUBS and CLUBS and ELBOWS and CLUBS away on Dax! Fans fire up with Bowens and he dodges Cash to mule kick, front KICK and FAMOUSER!
Dax returns but Bowens ELBOWS, JABS, CHOPS and SUPERKICKS Dax down! Bowens runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives and Bowens grows frustrated. Billy coaches him through it and fans are dueling. Bowens watches Dax rise, to mule kick, front KICK and FAM- NO, Dax slips out to GERMAN SUPELX! Dax holds on to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Dax drags Bowens up again, but Bowens switches! They go to ropes, O’Conner, TWO and Cash is there! Bowens stops from running into Cash, but then Dax rushes in! Bowens moves, Dax stops from running into Cash! Bowens runs in, Dax moves, and Bowens does run into Cash!
Cash goes down, Bowens wobbles, Dax O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Dax stops himself in time from hitting buckles, but he turns around into a fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives and Bowens is beside himself! Fans are thunderous all over again! Bowens drags Dax up, ducks his haymaker, but Cash tags in before the atomic drop! Bowens elbows Cash, ROCKS Dax, then wrenches Dax’s arm. Dax ROCKS Bowens, reels him in, Cash goes up! SPIKE PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Bowens survives and FTR can’t believe it! Cash cools off, he drags Bowens around and tags in Dax.
Fans rally for Bowens but FTR drag Bowens up again. They double suplex, but Caster SPEARS Cash! Bowens cradles Dax, TWO!!! Bowens ROLLING ELBOWS Dax down, then tags Caster! They roll Dax into Caster’s wheelbarrow, Bowens runs around, WHEELBARROW CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Dax survives again and The Acclaimed can’t believe it! The Acclaimed hurry as fans duel again. Caster drags Dax up, coordinates with Bowens, but Dax slips out of the bomb! Dax BOOTS Caster into Bowens! Bowens falls out, Cash slides in! Dax whips, but Caster fights the flapjack! Bowens shoves Cash into Dax!
Dax stays up and swings on Caster, but Caster dodges! Caster gets Dax up, but now Dax fights the flapjack! Cash CLOBBERS Bowens! Dax sunset flips, Caster rolls through and runs at Dax! Dax POSTS Caster with that! And then the BIG RIG!!! Cover, Bowens breaks it in time!!! Fans are shocked and FTR cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Cash watches Bowens on the apron. Cash runs in to BLAST him to the railing! Dax drags Caster up, he hoists Caster up top then tags Cash. Dax climbs up after Caster while Cash goes to the other corner. But Bowens DECKS Dax! Cash leaps but into the ARRIVAL!! Caster adjusts, for the MIC DROP FLOP!!
Cash avoids disaster, but Bowens CLOBBERS Dax! Bowens swings at Cash, but into a Gory Especial, and GORY BOMB!! Caster rolls Cash up! TWO!! Caster BOOTS Cash, CHOPS him, but Cash DISCUS LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!! Cash drags Caster up, short arm LARIAT! And then another short arm LARIAT! Cash reels Caster in, hauls him up, POWERBOMB! Jackknife, but Caster rolls it through!! THE ACCLAIMED WIN!!!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
FTR is shocked! Caster & Bowens win by the skin of their teeth, but all it takes is a moment! But to show respect to Cash & Dax, they offer up the scissor fingers. FTR join in on a HUGE SCISSORING! But then from the back, the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten, are sarcastically clapping. Austin tells FTR, “So close! Legacy, bye-bye. And Colten, the fans thought we would get involved? Haha, no. You guys are TRASH!” Colten says, “But Austin, they’ve had a pretty good year. And we don’t want it to end yet. So we got you guys some Christmas presents.”
Austin & Colten bring out a couple stockings, and Austin reads the card. “Oh, it looks like it’s written in blood. It’s from… DEM BOYS! The Briscoe Bros! Saturday, Final Battle!” But wait, there’s more! In the stockings, Austin & Colten bring out DOG COLLARS!! The Briscoes want a Double Dog Collar Tag Team Match! “Merry Christmas, b*tch!!” Jay & Mark Briscoe threw out the challenge, and FTR are all for it! But will the three-belt champions soon lose one of those in the most brutal way possible?
A pretty awesome episode for AEW here as a go-home to a lot of things going on under the AEW umbrella. For one, great battle royal to open the night. I knew Starks would win but AEW still does a great job with the chaotic nature of battle royals, and in using them to give us a lot of story at once. I bet Jungle Boy moves on from Luchasaurus & Christian Cage (for now) by taking on The Firm after that just nasty looking apron choke slam JB took from Morrissey. Plus, there was a lot going on with Matt Hardy and Ethan Page, Hardy is going to be conflicted all the way until the moment Hardy can’t take it anymore and he rebels against The Firm.
Then after the win, Starks and MJF have an amazing promo. Starks tore into MJF, but because Starks stood tall tonight, I’m pretty sure MJF retains his title and diamond ring. A bit of a shame for Starks then, but he’s proven himself a world title picture guy, so surely Starks finds his way back around during MJF’s “reign of terror.” Great promos from Darby and Joe ahead of their title match, and I don’t think I’ve seen anyone take a powerslam to bare concrete and still wrestle. I figured Joe would retain, though, as he now has Wardlow coming for him. Joe VS Juice happens at Final Battle, Joe surely retains there, too, and then I think we get Joe VS Wardlow for Holiday Bash or New Year’s Smash. Joe can try ducking Wardlow but he can’t duck him for three months to get to AEW Revolution.
Speaking of one of the things to come out of the battle royal, I like that Cassidy and Kip had an interaction. But at the same time, Kip using what happened in the battle royal as an excuse not to face Cassidy for Rampage was pretty good Heel stuff. Cassidy could be facing just about anyone with Kip able to bring anyone in, but I would love if they used this moment to bring Miro back. There’s a lot of reasons why, from Kip being the guy who brought Miro into AEW to begin with, and Miro wanting the All-Atlantic Championship from how he almost had that title in the first place. And that’d be something to make Rampage an amazing episode.
Good promos from Hayter, Saraya and Britt, and I like that Hayter wants to be a fighting champion. She helped hype up Shida VS Bunny, and now that the winner gets a title match, that’s going to be even better stuff. I think Shida wins to retain, and then Shida and Hayter can have a big match for one of the holiday episodes. Britt challenging Saraya for a match in January is pretty interesting stuff, and of course it’s a tag match so Britt doesn’t have to face Saraya 1v1. I think Saraya ends up bringing Toni Storm into that match, and there’s a way to get them all into the title scene. I would love if this led to Britt VS Hayter to give us the story they could’ve/should’ve before.
Good match from The Baddies VS Kiera, Skye & Rayne. It was rather awkward booking that Kiera tags in right as she was doing great, but someone needed to take that loss other than her. Jade stays undefeated but Kiera could be the one they’ll build into taking the TBS Championship off her. Kiera is also returning to her “Fire” look from Women of Wrestling, so that’s pretty cool. Kiera and Jade can go full Starfire VS Blackfire from the Teen Titans and that’d be a great little nod to both their nerdier sides given all of Jade’s great cosplay ring gears for her big matches. Now, sadly, Bow Wow might still be a distraction for Jade, but at least Kiera will be someone we’ve seen in AEW and not someone brand new brought in just to beat Jade.
Great promo from Moxley to call out Hangman while hyping up BCC VS JAS. And good promo from Jericho to hype up his match with Claudio. Great tag match as well, and BCC winning out makes sense. The go-home math adds up to where JAS finds a way to retain the titles. Regal having a video message that was rather “If you’re seeing this, I’m dead” trope. But I’m a little perplexed by Regal’s logic, and by the BCC more or less shrugging it off. I thought it would’ve been more effective if someone attacked during that moment but I supposed that’d be too much given BCC VS JAS has to still wrap up. Moxley VS Konosuke will be great stuff, but Moxley is surely winning, and then Hangman probably comes out to make a challenge for Winter is Coming or New Year’s Smash.
Really good promo from The House of Black, and who knows who they’ll face first, because it’s all to bide their time until Death Triangle VS The Elite settles. Then the House can go after the AEW Trios Champions for the next feud. And then we got an awesome tag team championship main event. Acclaimed VS FTR was borderline PPV level, but I’m honestly surprised The Acclaimed won. This really should’ve been a bigger moment than it was treated, because we were then just given the Ass Boys being the proxies to the Briscoes. This is sadly a spotlight on how Tony Khan isn’t able to handle both companies at once, because one, should we not have had FTR VS Gunn Sons by this point? The Gunns have been pestering FTR for so long, they should get a shot at the ROH titles!
Yes, Briscoes VS FTR Part 3 with dog collars is going to be awesome stuff that makes Final Battle even better, but c’mon. Unless FTR is dropping those belts to Briscoes, it’s going to be even worse when the Ass Boys take the titles off them. I know FTR has been busy with the other two belts of theirs, but c’mon. The Gunns were mocking FTR a couple months ago at Battle of the Belts 4, that should’ve given us a promo of the two teams arguing, an ROH tag title match happens, and there, done. Ass Boys get their shot, they miss, they move on to try the AEW World Tag titles because The Firm wants all sorts of belts.
My Score: 8.9/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (12/6/22)
Atlantic City gets Dark!
Anyone feeling luck in the Dark?
With AEW Dynamite tomorrow and ROH Final Battle this weekend, Dark brings out Dalton Castle & The Boys! Will the ROH Six Man Tag Team Champions find worthy opponents in time for December 10th?
- Six Man Tag: Dalton Castle & The Boys VS Justin Corino, Jaden Valo & Defarge; Castle & The Boys win.
- Leva Bates VS Abadon; Abadon wins.
- Brian Cage VS Leon Ruffin; Cage wins.
- Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh w/ Sonjay Dutt VS The Brick City Boyz; Lethal & Singh win.
- Athena VS B3CCA; Athena wins.
- Trent Beretta w/ Chuck Taylor VS Anthony Henry w/ JD Drake; Trent wins.
A shorter card here, and from way back a month ago when AEW was in Atlantic City ahead of Full Gear. Dalton Castle & The Boys are in action on this episode because per last night’s Elevation, they more or less called out The Embassy. Castle & The Boys VS Cage & The Gates of Agony probably ends up a Final Battle preshow match, and I feel like that would/should be the time The Embassy takes those titles. Castle & The Boys have been great ROH Six Man Tag Team Champions, but The Embassy is going to look like a joke if they can’t get a pin off one of the Boys.
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