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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (8/25/20)

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AEW Dark Coverage

A special Dark from Saturday Night Dynamite!

AEW gambles by having THIRTEEN matches on one card! And with some literal heavy hitters, like Lance Archer, Jake Hager and Nyla Rose!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Storm Thomas & Demetri Jackson; Best Friends win.
  • Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS Jessy Sorensen; Spears wins.
  • Melanie Cruise VS Red Velvet; Melanie wins.
  • Lance Archer w/ Jake Roberts VS D3; Archer wins.
  • The Initiative w/ Leva Bates VS Luther & Serpentico; Luther & Serpentico win.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS KiLynn King; Rose wins.
  • The Gunn Club VS Frank Stone & Baron Black; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Heather Monroe; Ford wins.
  • Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS The Metro Brothers; Proud ‘n’ Powerful win.
  • Ricky Starks VS Shawn Dean; Starks wins.
  • Jake Hager VS Marko Stunt; Hager wins.
  • Frankie Kazarian VS Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford; Kazarian wins.
  • Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS The Hybrid2; The Hybrid2 win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Storm Thomas & Demetri Jackson!

While Chuck Taylor and Trent are preparing for a showdown with Santana and Ortiz, they’ll take time to “welcome” the newest additions to AEW! Will they bring the thunder to Storm and #ActionJackson?

The teams sort out and Storm starts against the Kentucky Gentleman. Storm and Chuck tie up, Chuck headlocks and grinds but Storm powers out. Chuck rams shoulders with him but Storm stays up and is pretty cocky about that. Chuck enziguris him! Chuck wrenches and reels Storm into an Octopus Stretch! Storm powers out, Chuck sunset flips but Storm stays up. Storm drags Chuck up but Chuck slips out to run and run Storm over! Chuck eggs Storm on but Storm tags to Jackson! Trent tags in and circles with Jackson. They tie up, Trent kicks low then CHOPS Jackson in the corner. And CHOPS him again!

Trent tells Santana and Ortiz to watch closely as he stomps Jackson and throws forearms. Trent whips Jackson corner to corner, Jackson goes up and over and cartwheels to mule kick, uppercut and dropkick! Jackson kips up, things speed up, but he runs into Trent’s standing meteora! The crowd cheers as Trent goes after Jackson on the apron. Jackson shoulders Trent, slingshots up but gets caught for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! A rough landing and Trent covers with a standard lateral, TWO! Trent keeps cool as he drags Jackson up and tags Chuck. Best Friends double whip, double elbow and shake hands for the double elbow drop! Chuck drags Jackson up to CHOP him then has him in a corner for shoulders and body shots, and even stomps!

The ref pulls Chuck away so Chuck sucker punches Storm! Jackson throws Chuck into buckles! Jackson throws haymakers, snapmares and KICKS Chuck! Cover, TWO! Chuck gets up but Jackson is on him. Jackson throws body shots but Storm tags in without warning. Jackson whips Storm in to back elbow Chuck and hold him there. Storm helps Jackson go up and over to the apron, and Storm runs while Jackson enziguris Chuck! Storm comes back to LARIAT Chuck down! Cover, TWO! Storm grows frustrated but he tosses Chuck back and hits a corner splash! Jackson tags back in and throws forearms. Jackson taunts Trent but Chuck boots him away! Chuck elbows Storm and KNEES Jackson down! Tag to Trent and Trent is focused on Jackson. Trent throws a BIG forearm, then another!

Trent eggs Jackson on, Jackson hits back! Jackson runs, into Trent’s LARIAT! Orange Cassidy actually speaks, saying, “Good job, Trent.” Storm runs in, Trent side steps him for a SAIDO! Jackson is up, Trent runs corner to corner at him for a big corner clothesline! And then the TORNADO DDT! Trent builds speed to DIVE into Storm! Storm hits railing, Trent goes around to SPEAR Jackson! Trent drags Jackson up and in, waits for him to stand, and gives him the PSYCHO KNEE! Tag to Chuck, the Best Friends HUG! They drag Jackson back up, SNAP PILEDRIVER, to another SNAP PILEDRIVER! Cover, Best Friends win!

Winners: Best Friends, by pinfall

Double the drivers, double the… Well maybe not fun, because Trent and Chuck are ready to rip into Proud ‘n’ Powerful! Will Best Friends be on top after settling things with Santana and Ortiz?

 

Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS Jessy Sorensen!

While Tully Blanchard has started managing FTR, he still stands with #PERFECT10N. Jessy so far proves that he #Can’tBeBroken, since he’s back after Lance Archer clobbered him and Jon Cruz. Will Spears and that black glove be what breaks him?

The bell rings and Spears circles with Sorensen. They tie up, Spears waistlocks, headlocks and hits the takeover. Sorensen keeps his shoulders up but Spears pushes them down, ONE! They get up, Sorensen slips through to headlock Spears and grind him down. Spears powers out, drops down and arm-drags Sorensen! Tully cheers Spears as Sorensen steadies himself. Sorensen and Spears circle, tie up, and Spears gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock. Sorensen spins and wrenches Spears back. Spears would grab hair but Sorensen is bald and he wrenches the arm again. Spears powers Sorensen to a corner and then knees low!

Sorensen shoves Spears but Spears CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Spears whips corner to corner but Sorensen goes up and over and arm-drags to then dropkick! Spears bails out to regroup with Tully. Tully cools Spears off, Spears returns and circles with Sorensen again. Spears kicks low, throws forearms then has Sorensen in a corner for another CHOP! Spears CHOPS again, but Sorensen turns things around to CHOP back! And CHOP again! And again! Sorensen whips, Spears reverses and Spears knows to wait for Sorensen to go up, to dropkick him in the back! Spears clubs away on Sorensen over and over, then has him in the ropes for haymakers! The ref counts, Spears lets off but BOOTS Sorensen down!

Sorensen flops to the floor but Spears pursues. Spears drags Sorensen to the steel steps and holds his head down. Sorensen avoids the stomp! Spears wanted to break Sorensen! Spears chases Sorensen down to give him an apron back suplex! Spears takes his time following Sorensen, then brings him up, but Sorensen hits back! Sorensen throws heavy body shots and whips Spears, but Spears reverses to kick low! Spears reels Sorensen in but Sorensen counters the powerbomb with a trip and a jackknife cover! TWO, Sorensen boots Spears’ punch away to hit a neckbreaker! Spears writhes while the crowd fires up for Sorensen. Sorensen CHOPS and punches Spears over and over!

The ref counts, Sorensen lets up at 4, Spears crawls but Sorensen drags him up and to the corner. Sorensen hops up, but Spears slips out to trip Sorensen up! Sorensen bounces off the buckles, Spears drags him into the fireman’s carry, C4!! Cover, Spears wins!

Winner: Shawn Spears, by pinfall

Maybe Sorensen can’t broken, but he has been defeated! And Tully slips the metal slug to Spears and that left hand is loaded! Tully distracts the ref while Spears looms over Sorensen. Spears drags Sorensen up by his face and CLOBBERS him in the back of the neck!! Sorensen’s neck was once broken, Spears tried to break it again! Will anyone be able to stop Spears’ dangerous winning streak?

 

Melanie Cruise VS Red Velvet!

The former recruit of the Nightmare Collective, the menacing Mel is looking to dominate the AEW Women’s Division. Red Velvet survived her loss to Abadon last week, will she be so lucky this week?

The bell rings and Mel stares Velvet down as they approach. They circle, Mel has Velvet cornered but Velvet rolls away. Velvet is still wary of Mel, gets cornered again, and Mel creeps closer. Mel swings a big haymaker but Velvet dodges and comes back with fire! Velvet throws forearm after forearm but Mel shoves her right down. Velvet returns to stomp and kick Mel down, then dig her boot into Mel with the splits! Mel pushes her off again, but Velvet kicks away on Mel’s legs! Velvet fires up, runs but into a scoop and sidewalk slam!

Mel looms over Velvet, drags her up, and tosses her to a corner by her hair! Mel drags Velvet up to throw the other way! Velvet sits up in a daze but Mel drags her by a leg. Mel dribbles Velvet off the mat then drags her up. Mel clamps on a choke grip, grins and CHOKE- NO! Velvet wheelbarrows out of the slam to hit a jawbreaker of sorts. Mel drops to a knee, Velvet BUZZSAWS her! Velvet gets to a corner, climbs up top and leaps, into Mel’s grip! CHOKE BOMB! Cover, Mel wins!

Winner: Melanie Cruise, by pinfall

Mel dominates, but will she rise up to challenge for the AEW Women’s World Championship in the near future?

 

Lance Archer w/ Jake Roberts VS D3!

The Murderhawk Monster mangled two men last week, and doesn’t look to be slowing down one bit. It’s a shame D3 isn’t actually three men because he might need the numbers. Will the Prince of Rome just be another victim of Archer’s path of destruction?

It is now a tradition for Archer to bring someone from backstage out to beat up on as an appetizer! Archer throws this new meat into the ring, the man dodges Archer’s clothesline but not the BOOT! Archer then kicks the man out of the ring and BOOTS D3 right at the bell! Archer throws D3 to the corner, then another corner. Archer gets in D3’s face to CHOP him down! “Everybody dies!” Archer whips D3 corner to corner and D3 bounces off the buckles. D3 manages to stand as Archer eggs him on. D3 throws haymakers but Archer DECKS him with one! Then reels him in for a LARIAT! Archer stares at the camera as he cocky covers, TWO!

D3 gets up but Archer puts him on the ropes to choke! The ref counts, Archer lets up at 4, and Jake the Snake tells us that this is par for the course. Archer scoops and TOSSES D3 into buckles! And then the CHOKE SLAM!! What elevation! Cover, but Archer lets up at TWO! Archer wants to keep hurting D3 as he hooks D3’s nose and eyes! Archer lets up at the ref’s count, and then he runs corner to corner to forearm D3! Then he whips D3 corner to corner the other way. D3 uppercuts back! And boots! And uppercuts again! D3 goes up, QUEBRADA, but he flops as Archer simply walks away. Archer drags D3 up, inverted crucifix, BLACKOUT BOMB! EBD Claw and dribbling, cover, Archer wins!

Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall

Archer lets go when he is satisfied, and he relishes in another vicious victory. Will Archer be an unstoppable force on the way to a title?

 

The Initiative w/ Leva Bates VS Luther & Serpentico!

Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon are coming closer, and closer, and closer to that first sweet, sweet victory! But can they finally get that win over the Original Death Dealer and the SNAKEMAN, who themselves are proving to be a lethal combination?

Before teams can sort out, Serpentico and Luther attack! Leva barely gets out of the ring to safety but Avalon and Cutler get stomped down! Serpentico scrapes Cutler out to the ramp side while Luther sits Avalon up to kick him down! The ref reprimands but Luther bumps Avalon off buckles! Luther keeps on Avalon with a CHOP, then a whip corner to corner. Avalon dodges as Luther runs in and Avalon fires back with haymakers and chops. Avalon whips, Luther reverses but Avalon goes up and over. Things speed up, Avalon ducks the leg lariat then slides under, but gets up into Luther’s BOOT! Luther drags Avalon up by his hair, wrenches the arm and Serpentico tags in.

Serpentico climbs to dumdum stomp the arm! Then Serpentico and Luther double back suplex. Avalon lands on his feet, dropkicks Luther out and huricanranas Serpentico away! Hot tag to Cutler! The Dungeon Master speeds up with Serpentico, ducking and leaping, but Serpentico huricanranas! Serpentico waistlocks, Cutler bucks him off and springboards to forearm Serpentico down! Cutler drags Serpentico over to tag in Avalon. The Initiative go after Serpentico with a wrench, kick, CHOPS and snapmare. Avalon dropkicks Serpentico down but no high five as he covers, TWO! Avalon drags Serpentico up to scoop slam him and cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Avalon grows frustrated but he drags Serpentico up.

Serpentico forearms and whips, Avalon reverses but Serpentico elbows him back. Serpentico whips, Avalon grabs ropes and boots Serpentico back. Cutler tags in and slingshots to enziguri Serpentico! Serpentico mule kicks and POSTS Cutler! Luther sucker punches Avalon while Serpentico bends Cutler against the crossbars! Serpentico elbows Cutler down, tags in Luther, and Luther drags Cutler up. Luther scoop slams Cutler, then scoop slams Serpentico onto him! And then again! And a third time! Luther covers, TWO! Luther shrieks in frustration but he stomps Cutler. Cutler hits back, Luther rakes and wrenches Cutler’s head! Luther drags Cutler up to bump him off buckles. Luther back elbows, tags Serpentico and whips him in for a back elbow!

Luther runs in to back elbow Cutler down, Serpentico covers, TWO! Serpentico fish hooks Cutler’s face, elbows him down, then tags Luther back in. Luther drags Cutler up, hooks Cutler’s face again then throws him down. Tag back to Serpentico, they double whip Cutler to the corner. Serpentico whips Luther in but Cutler elbows Luther back. Cutler boots Serpentico, hops up and crossbodies him down! Hot tag to Avalon! Avalon crossbodies Luther! And leg lariats Serpentico! Avalon dropkicks Luther but Serpentico mule kicks Avalon! Serpentico whips Avlaon to a corner, Avalon comes back to LARIAT! Avalon reels Serpentico in, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico staggers, Avalon is on him but Serpentico KNEES back!

Tag to Luther, Serpentico snap suplexes Avalon down. Luther uses Serpentico again for an inverted suplex splash! Cover, but Cutler breaks it! Serpentico goes after Cutler but Cutler throws him out! Luther hip tosses Cutler into buckles! Luther stomps Cutler down then digs his boot in. The ref reprimands, Cutler pushes Luther away and Leva comes over to check on Cutler. The ref is distracted as he tells Leva to step back, Avalon LOW BLOWS Luther!! Avalon rolls Luther up, TWO!?! Avalon almost had Luther, and Luther rams him into a corner! Serpentico enziguris Avalon, Luther scoop slams! Serpentico slingshot double stomps! Cover, TWO!! Avalon lives and Serpentico can’t believe it!

Serpentico runs corner to corner at Avalon, but Avalon boots him! Serpentico fixes his head, runs back, blocks a boot and BACK HANDS Avalon! Serpentico whips, Avalon reverses to forearm back! Avalon hits Luther, forearms Serpentico and goes side to side. Cutler tags in and Avalon hits another forearm on Serpentico! Avalon feeds Serpentico to Cutler’s scoop! Avalon climbs up top, Cutler hits a GUT BUSTER! Avalon drops the BIG SPLASH! Cover but Luther breaks it up! Cutler stomps Luther, drags Serpentico up and hoists him up top. Avalon gets Luther out and keeps on him while Cutler haymakers Serpentico. Leva walks over, Avalon takes the book from her and heads up. Avalon swings on Serpentico but Serpentico ducks, and the book hits Cutler instead!!

Luther drags Avalon down and gives him a POWERBOMB to the floor! Luther gets in to go after Cutler, METEORA SPINE BUSTER!! Cover, Luther and Serpentico win!!

Winners: Luther & Serpentico, by pinfall

The Initiative miscommunication costs them right at the end! As for the Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN, will they soon bring this deadliness to the top of the AEW Tag Division?

 

Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS KiLynn King!

The Native Beast is working her way back up to the AEW Women’s Championship, and she has The Cougar by her side to make sure she’s ready. Will the Queen of Crazy be ready for what’s coming?

The bell rings and King ties up with Nyla. Nyla powers King to a corner but lets off, to sucker punch her low! King pushes Nyla back and eggs her on. Nyla swings, King bobs ‘n’ waves, counter boots and ROUNDHOUSES! King waistlocks, Rose elbows free and fires off more shots. Nyla whips, King goes up and out and Nyla hits buckles. King shoulders, slingshots and sunset flips, but Nyla stays up! Nyla drags King up but King resists, so Nyla whips her out of the ring! Vickie laughs at King’s pain while Nyla stalks her. Nyla stomps King, King runs and crossbodies, but Nyla catches her! Nyla POSTS King, then drags her up. Nyla puts King on the apron to elbow her in the head! She bends King back against the post!

The ref counts, Nyla lets up, but then Nyla goes back for more. King pulls Nyla into the post in return! King drags Nyla up and puts her in, warning Vickie to stay back. King gets in, runs at Nyla, but Nyla side steps and SPINE BUSTERS! Cover, TWO! Vickie is furious with the ref but Nyla choke grips King. King fights out of the slam and throws forearms! Nyla counter punches to ROCK King! Fireman’s carry but King elbows free! King waistlocks, rolls and bridges, TWO!! Nyla gets up, King side steps and tries another roll up, ONE! King is frustrated, she fireman’s carries Nyla! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! King grows frustrated but she’s closer than most at making Nyla look normal.

The ref is busy checking on Nyla as King climbs. Vickie shoves King down!! Nyla gets King back up, SIT-OUT BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Vickie brings #LieCheatSteal to AEW and it helps Nyla stay strong! Vickie grabs a mic while Nyla drags King up to throw her out. Vickie laughs again and waves bye. “I just love a victory! And all of you should be honored to be here tonight to witness what a picture perfect vision of success is.” Vickie stands before us with her distinguished legacy as a manager, and her client Nyla symbolizes fear and destruction. Tonight, they celebrate this victory by naming the alliance: The Vicious Vixens! So all the other ladies in the locker room are invited into the Vixens’ ring and play. “You know where to find us, and you definitely know our name!” As Taz puts it on commentary, “Beware of V-Squared!”

 

The Gunn Club VS Frank Stone & Baron Black!

Billy and his son, Austin, have been going strong, but have become the target of The Dark Order at the same time. Will they make sure The Dark Order gets the message after taking on Mr. Smooth and the EmpBRUH?

The teams sort out and Baron starts against Austin. The Son of a Gunn circles with Baron and they tie up. Baron headlocks, Austin powers out but Baron runs him over. Baron scuffs dirt at Austin before things speed up. Austin hurdles but turns around into a headlock takeover! Austin headscissors, Baron pops out but roles reverse and Austin hits a headlock takeover. Baron fights up, Austin wrenches him and whips but Baron reverses. Austin goes up and over, rolls Baron but Baron slips out. Baron blocks the kick and trips Austin but Austin kicks Baron away. Baron runs into a low dropkick that takes out the legs! Austin covers, TWO!

Austin keeps on Baron with an arm wrench and tags in Billy. Father and son double Russian Leg Sweep! Billy drops a leg, Austin marches around to drop an elbow, Billy covers, TWO! Billy keeps close on Baron, brings him up and wrenches the arm. Billy takes his time before he YANKS on the arm, then tags Austin back in. Austin clubs the arm, wrenches again, but Baron kicks back. Baron tags Stone and Stone blocks Austin’s arm drag! Stone drags Austin up to whip but Austin leaps over! Austin runs back into a tilt-o-whirl SLAM! Cover, ONE! Stone keeps on Austin, tags in Baron, and they mug Austin. Baron stalks Austin to a corner, Austin hits back so Baron drops knee after knee on him! The ref counts, Baron lets up at 4 and comes back to bring Austin back up.

Baron snap suplexes, floats to cover, TWO! Baron keeps on Austin, tags Stone back in and they mug Austin more. Stone drags Austin around to ROCK him with that right! Stone scrapes his sole on Austin’s head, then drags him up for a big suplex! Cover, TWO! Stone drags Austin back up, tags Baron, more mugging and Baron taunts Austin. Austin throws forearms but Baron gets around to atomic drop! And then a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Austin flounders but Baron keeps him from Billy. Stone tags back in, Stone drags Austin but Austin kicks him away! Hot tags to Baron and Billy! Billy rallies with big haymakers on Baron and Stone!

Billy throws Stone out, runs corner to corner and splashes Baron! Billy kicks Baron, reels him in, “SUCK IT!” But the Famouser misses and Stone trips Billy up! Baron bails out while Stone corner splashes Billy! Stone scoops but Billy slips out to shove. Tag to Baron and Austin! Austin rallies now, Baron sucker punches Billy and throws hands on Austin. Baron uppercuts, CHOPS and whips Austin. Austin ducks, whips and hip toss NECKBREAKERS! Cover, The Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

The Quick Draw hits the mark, and the father-son duo pulls off the victory! Will they soon be taking aim at the top spot of the AEW Tag Division?

 

Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Heather Monroe!

The Superbad Couple are both going strong in their own singles runs, but Ford is going to help Britt Baker with her Big Swole problem for the special Thursday Night Dynamite. Will Ford stay strong against the self-proclaimed, “Bae’st there is, Bae’st there was, Bae’st there ever will be?”

The bell rings and Ford circles with Monroe. They tie up, go around, and Ford gets the arm to wrench to a wristlock and hammerlock. Ford goes to a headlock, shifts to the other side, then arm-drags Monroe to ropes. Ford struts for Kip and the cameras before she and Monroe tie up again. Monroe arm-drags Ford, speeds things up, over-the-back arm-drag! Ford gets up, Monroe dodges to follow and handsprings through Ford’s hip toss to knee low and hip toss Ford back! Now Monroe struts her stuff, and she catches Ford’s punch to CHOP her! Monroe knuckle locks, goes up and up and flips to arm-drag Ford away! Ford ends up in a corner, Monroe runs in but Ford boots her away!Ford hops up but Monroe kicks the legs out and ROUNDHOUSES her!

Monroe kicks Ford more, but Kip has DOUBLE LEAF BLOWER ACTION! The ref reprimands as Kip blows Monroe’s hair, Ford drop toeholds Monroe into buckles! Ford drags Monroe up, fireman’s carries, and hits a GUT BUSTER DROP! Ford drags Monroe up again to club her to the ropes. Ford chokes Monroe and Kip gives her a quick kiss. The ref counts, Ford lets up at 4, then she brings Monroe up. Monroe hits back, her kick is caught and Ford throws her down! Ford whips Monroe to the corner, clotheslines then scrapes Monroe’s face on the ropes! The ref reprimands, Ford pushes Monroe to the other corner to forearm and elbow! Ford stomps Monroe over and over, then drags her up to fisherman. But Monroe cradle counters, TWO!!

Monroe waistlocks, rolls Ford, TWO! Ford swings but Monroe blocks and ROCKS Ford! And again! And again! Ford knees low but Monroe straitjackets to a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!! Monroe keeps her focus and she swings a kick, but Ford ducks to waistlock and throw Monroe into buckles! Ford goes corner to corner to handspring back for a back elbow! And elbow and elbow and elbow! The ref reprimands, Ford drags Monroe out, PERFECT PLEX! Cover, Ford wins!

Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall

Kip celebrates with his Superbad Girl as she keeps stacking up the victories! Will Penelope soon be the Superbad #1 Contender?

 

Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS The Metro Brothers!

Santana and Ortiz surely saw Best Friends get a win and will surely want to keep pace. Will the AEW in-ring debut of Chris and JC Metro be a speed bump or simply a tune-up for them?

The teams sort out and Ortiz starts against Chris. Ortiz takes a moment to put his gloves on but Chris talks trash. Chris and Ortiz circle, tie up, and Ortiz headlocks. Ortiz wrenches to a wristlock, Chris wrenches back and yanks on the arm. Ortiz slips through to wrench back, Chris slips through but Ortiz rolls, handsprings and gets around to waistlock then cravat! The crowd cheers the technical exchange as Chris breaks free to headlock. Ortiz powers out, reels Chris in and headlocks in return. Chris powers out, reels Ortiz in and gets the headlock back, to the takeover! Ortiz keeps his shoulders up, fights to his feet and spins Chris off to throw uppercuts and CHOPS! Ortiz eggs Chris on and Chris throws forearms.

Ortiz hits back, Chris gives more then kicks, clubs and ROCKS Ortiz! Ortiz SLAPS, ROCKS and CHOPS Chris! Chris reverses the whip, Ortiz rolls under the clothesline and enziguris! Chris wobbles, Ortiz scoops and POWERSLAMS Chris down! The crowd cheers as Chris ends up in the PNP corner. Santana tags in, Ortiz whips Chris around into Santana’s big forearm! Santana drags Chris up to KICK him in the back! And then Santana drops a senton! Santana looms over Chris as the crowd cheers, and Santana drags Chris up. Snap suplex high and hard, but that’s just uno amigo! Santana hits dos amigos, and then TRES AMIGOS! Santana is still intense and waves a dismissive hand at JC.

Santana stalks Chris, Chris pushes him away and throws body shots. Santana ROCKS Chris, tags Ortiz, and the wrench is handed off for Ortiz to fire forearms and a DDT! Ortiz eggs JC on to do something, Chris flails and flounders and tags in JC. JC dodges Ortiz to hit Santana! JC fires off haymakers and headbutts, but he runs into Ortiz’s somersault headbutt! Ortiz gets JC in the double underhooks, modified butterfly suplex! Tag to Santana, PNP mugs JC in the corner. Santana whips Ortiz in, JC dodges but Santana catches him. Santana shoves JC back at Ortiz but JC goes to monkey flip. Ortiz turns that around but JC still boots him away.

JC leaps at Santana but his huricanrana is blocked and turned into a POWERBOMB! Santana whips JC to the corner, sucker punches Chris, and then tags in Ortiz. Santana feeds JC to Ortiz’s POWERBOMB! Ortiz sits JC up for Santana’s Penalty Kick! Cover, PNP wins!

Winners: Proud ‘n’ Powerful, by pinfall

Santana and Ortiz make Metro Bros into minced meat, but here come Best Friends! The revenge sneak attack turns into a brawl on the outside! Trent tackles Santana, Chuck whips Ortiz into barriers! Ortiz tumbles up and out but Chuck follows. Trent and Santana, too, and Ortiz starts using a chair! Santana hits railing and Trent keeps on him while Ortiz is bounced off the timekeeper’s table. Trent uses the garbage can as a weapon on Santana! Ortiz blindsides Trent but Chuck comes back. Chuck and Ortiz fight for suplex control, Ortiz snap suplexes Chuck onto the trash barrel! And then throws the barrel at Chuck’s head! Chuck kicks back, bumps Ortiz off trunks! This brawl is going to continue into the night, will they fight all the way to Thursday?

 

Ricky Starks VS Shawn Dean!

The Absolute gave Darby Allin an ultimatum on Dynamite, and then a beating to go with it. Starks wants to finally get past “the joke” of AEW, but will he have to worry more about The Captain first?

The bell rings, Starks takes off the chain and ties up with Dean. Dean headlocks, Starks powers out and things speed up. Dean runs Starks over then brings Starks up to whip. Starks reverses, Dean blocks the hip toss to give a hip toss! Then Dean hits a headlock takeover! Starks headscissors, just as Taz says on commentary, but Dean moves around to pop out and jump on Starks. Dean has the headlock again, Starks fights up and puts Dean in a corner. The ref calls for the break, but Starks CHOPS and SLAPS Dean! Starks whips, Dean reverses to scoop and slam! Starks kicks back from the mat but both men reset. Things speed up, Dean crossbodies and goes to the apron. Dean shoulders in but into Starks’ KNEE!

Starks stomps Dean around, toys with him, slaps and kicks him around, then brings Dean up. Dean throws body shots, whips Starks to ropes, but Starks reverses to elbow Dean down! Starks mocks Darby with a standing Coffin Drop. Cover, TWO! Starks clubs Dean then SLAPS him down! Taz is as fired up as Starks but Dean throws body shots. Starks clubs Dean, Starks scoops but Dean slips out. Starks throws another slap but Dean fires off forearms and body shots! Starks knees low, throws Dean to ropes but Dena elbows him down! And again! Dean spins around, salutes and DDT’s Starks! The crowd fires up with Dean as he aims from a corner.

Dean goes corner to corner, blocks a boot to enziguri back! Dean goes side to side to KNEE Starks back! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Starks saves himself and Taz is all flustered on commentary as Dean looms over Starks. Dean brings Starks up but Starks blocks the half hatch. Dean clubs Starks, Starks slips out and ducks the enziguri! Starks BOOTS Dean, reels him in, Canadian rack to the RO SHAM BO! Cover, Starks wins!

Winner: Ricky Starks, by pinfall

Dean gave Starks more of a fight than expected, but Starks still came away with absolute victory! Will Starks absolutely destroy Darby next time they meet?

 

Jake Hager VS Marko Stunt!

The Big Hurt finally returns to action, and looks to make light work of Mr. Fun-Sized. Will Stunt fulfill the old adage of, “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog?”

Hager honestly can’t believe this is his match tonight but the ref says he still has to compete. The bell rings and Stunt goes right at Hager for a tie up. Hager throws Stunt down hard, and looks more annoyed than anything. Hager drops down to a knee so he’s closer to Stunt’s side. Hager gives Stunt the free headlock, then just stands up! Stunt is already way off the ground, and Hager TOSSES him to ropes! Hager tells Stunt to leave because he doesn’t belong. Stunt heads to the ramp where Hager holds the ropes open. And then kicks the ropes! The rope hits Hager in the Little Hurt, but that only angers Hager. Hager swings on Stunt, Stunt dodges and flosses on ’em! Stunt smirks but Hager shoves him to ropes.

Stunt kicks back, dodges Hager and slips under the boot to slide out of the ring. Stunt flosses more as Hager is furious! Stunt gets back in and eggs Hager on but Hager takes a deep breath. Stunt is doing the Running Man as the crowd cheers, but Hager glares at Stunt. Hager corners Stunt, fires off body shots and throws Stunt to the other corner. Hager TOSSES Stunt, and Stunt clutches his legs! Stunt might be hurt but Hager says he told Stunt to leave while he had the chance. Hager digs his knee into Stunt’s chest and slaps him around. The ref counts, Hager lets up and Stunt gets to his feet. Stunt CHOPS but Hager doesn’t even flinch. Stunt runs, Hager BOOTS him down!

Hager looms over Stunt, the crowd rallies behind Stunt, but Hager drags him up to the fireman’s carry. Hager lifts Stunt up in the military press, just to DROP him! Stunt gets up, into an URENAGE! KATAGATAMI ARM-TRIANGLE!! Stunt is OUT, Hager wins!!

Winner: Jake Hager, by submission

Stunt turns red before Hager lets go! The Big Hurt put the hurt on little Stunt, but he’s not done! Hager drags Stunt up, but here comes Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus! Hager threatens that if they step in, he clobbers Stunt. Luchasaurus tells Hager to let off, Stunt’s just a kid. Hager puts the fist down, to KNEE Stunt instead! Hager bails out before Luchasaurus can get at him! Will Hager soon feel the wrath of Jurassic Express?

 

Frankie Kazarian VS Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford!

We saw the Superbad Girl get a great win, will the Superbad Boy keep pace with her? Or will the Heavy Metal Rebel get a strong singles victory for himself?

The bell rings and Kaz circles with Kip. They tie up, Kaz powers Kip to a corner fast but the ref calls for the break. Kaz lets up and circles with Kip again. They go again, go shoulder to shoulder in the test of strength, and Kip breaks one grip to wrench the other wrist to a takedown. Kip stands on Kaz’s arm but Kaz gets free. Kip still poses and grins as he circles with Kaz again. They tie up, Kaz hammerlocks, headlocks, switches back to the hammerlock, but Kip drop toeholds. Kip gets the legs laced for a modified Bow ‘n’ Arrow. Kaz makes that a ghost pin, TWO! Kip runs into a headlock takeover but keeps his shoulders up, even as Kaz grinds on the hold. They fight up, Kaz wrenches to a wristlock, but Kip rolls and handsprings, only for Kip to wrangle him back down hard.

Kip works his way up, handsprings again but Kaz just wrangles him right back down. It’s a cover, TWO! Kip sits up, rolls back, rolls and handsprings again, then cartwheels and uses the ropes to flip. Kip wrenches but Kaz reverses to wring Kip into a short arm scissor! Kaz cranks on the arm as he moves around, then drops a knee on the arm! Kip endures, gets up, then works on a reversal. Kip dips, dips and then just pokes Kaz’s eyes. Kip headlocks, Kaz tries to power out but Kip grinds harder. Kaz fights up, back suplexes, but Kip lands on his feet to shove. Kaz comes back to run Kip over with a shoulder! Things speed up, Kaz hops over to Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Kip gets up but Kaz dropkicks him down!

Kaz runs but Ford swipes at him! Kaz is distracted, Kip dropkicks Kaz out! Kip builds speed and goes to the apron to fake Kaz out. Kaz turns around into the Penalty Kick! Kip fixes his hair, drags Kaz up and puts him back in. Cover, ONE! Kip stomps Kaz down, stomps him again, then brings him up to whip him hard into the corner! Kaz stands but Kip stomps him down. Kip stomps a mudhole until the ref counts 4. Kip tells the camera this is why Kip is the top of AEW. But Kip walks into a CHOP! Kaz throws haymakers and CHOPS, Kip kicks low and snapmares to a modified KOJI KLUTCH! Kaz endures, moves around, but Ford pulls the rope away! Kaz still gets the ropebreak, Kip holds on until 4.

Kaz gets up to CHOP and ROCK Kip! Kip wobbles, blocks the boot to KNEE Kaz back! Kip lines it up but Kaz ducks the kick! Kaz LARIATS Kip, then elbows him down! Kaz whips, Kip reverses but Kaz forearms him down! Kaz fires up and whips Kip corner to corner. Kip goes up, Kaz catches him to Electric Chair Drop, with a BRIDGE! Cover, TWO!! Kaz grows frustrated with Kip as he watches Kip crawl. Kip is in the corner, Kaz runs in but Kip goes up and over to enziguri back! Kip brings Kaz around, suplexes, but Kaz fights out of Deathly Hollows! Kaz throws hands, suplexes but Kip blocks! Kip is on the apron, Kaz goes out to join him. They start throwing haymakers!

Kaz wobbles but he ROCKS Kip! Kip kicks and enziguris, then dumps Kaz in. Kaz flounders, Kip slingshots, but Kaz ROCKS him again! Kaz slingshots Kip in, for the CUTTER! Cover, Ford puts Kip’s leg on the ropes! The ref sees the “ropebreak” and Kaz realizes who did it. Ford gets away with it, though, so Kaz drags Kip up in a dragon sleeper. Kip knees free, catches Kaz coming in, and high stacks with the ropes!! TWO and Kaz gets up, to run into a pop-up KNEE and DISCUS! Kip heads up top, takes aim, and LEAPS! Kaz avoids Kip’s stomps but Kip kicks him first. Kip tries a fisherman of his own, but Kaz slips out of the Aoi Shoudo to INVERTED DDT! Cover, Kaz wins!!

Winner: Frankie Kazarian, by pinfall

Kaz toughed it out and got a big win! He tells Penelope that’s what she and Kip get! Will Kaz get himself a title match as All Out approaches?

 

Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS The Hybrid2!

Jersey’s Finest isn’t slowing down on their ride together, but they’re going up against a duo that’s been all over the world. Will the Bad Boy and the Concrete Rose take the fight to Jack Evans and Angelico in this Saturday Dark special?

The teams sort out and Kiss starts with Evans. They circle, speed things up, and Kiss handsprings over to slide under, leap frog and come back to headscissor! Evans gets up, Kiss wheelbarrows to arm-drag, with the splits! Evans comes back, Kiss spins him around to a wristlock! Tag to Janela, Janela climbs up to drop ax handles on Evans’ arm. Janela wrenches Evans’ arm more, but Evans spins through to wrench back. Janela rolls, rolls and handsprings to wrench. Evans wrenches back, but Janela grits his teeth as he goes to the apron, back inside, and then rolls Evans up! TWO, Evans knees low and CLUBS Janela down!

Evans brings Janela to the corner, bumps him off buckles, Angelico tags in to stomp Janela. Angelico wrenches Janela’s arm, spins and wrangles Janela down. He rolls Janela back to his feet to cravat and snapmare then ghost pin! TWO, and Angelico toys with Janela. Janela DECKS Angelico for it! Janela puts Angelico into the corner, fires off fast hands and fires up! Tag to Kiss, Jersey’s Finest double whip to double hip toss! Kiss basement dropkicks Angelico for Janela to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Kiss keeps his cool, does some dancing, but Angelico throws him into buckles! Tag to Evans, Evans handsprings corner to corner to RAKE Kiss’ eyes! Evans sucker punches Janela then drags Kiss back up. Evans snap suplexes, covers, TWO!

Evans taunts and toys with Kiss, bumps him off buckles, then tags Angelico in. Angelico stomps Kiss with one foot then the other over and over. The ref backs Angelico off but Evans gets cheap shots in! Angelico drags Kiss to a modified Indian Deathlock! Evans taunts Kiss but Janela stomps away on Angelico! Evans stomps Kiss in return while the ref reprimands Janela! Angelico drags Kiss up, talks trash about his next leg lock, but Kiss breaks free to DECK him! Angelico tags Evans, Evans double stomps Kiss down then sucker punches Janela! Evans gives muay thai knees and throws Kiss down by his head! Evans kneels on Kiss for a cocky cover, TWO! Tag to Angelico, Angelico drags Kiss back up.

The crowd rallies for Kiss but Angelico jabs and kicks and whips Kiss to a corner. Angelico runs corner to corner, Kiss gets him with a headscissor ax kick! And a LEAPING SPLITS BOOT! Kiss and Angelico crawl to their corners, hot tag to Evans and he stops Kiss. Kiss flips free, Janela tags in and Janela ROCKS Evans out of the air! Janela crossbodies, rallies with forearms, and LARIATS Evans inside out! Janela throws Evans into Angelico to then GERMAN SUPLEX Evans! The crowd fires up as Janela drags Evans. Janela throws Evans into Angelico again, TH2 gets stuck together, Janela goes up and leaps to ZIGZAG DDT COMBO!! TH2 are both a crumpled mess but Janela is fired up!

Janela drags Evans up, reels him in, and runs for a SIT-OUT BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Evans survives somehow and crawls back to his corner. Janela runs corner to corner to clothesline, then goes again to take Kiss. Evans dodges Janela, Janela pops him to the apron and ROCKS him! Janela goes to the apron to STO Evans down! Kiss runs to tumble DOUBLE STOMPS! Janela takes Evans from the apron for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER to the floor! Angelico POSTS Janela, Kiss Penalty KICKS Angelico! Kiss goes up top, SUPER MOONSAULT onto Angelico!! Kiss puts Evans in, climbs up top again, for the 450 SPLASH! Cover, but Angelico breaks it in time!

Janela returns to throw Angelico to the apron and BOOT him! Janela goes out to join Angelico now, but ANgelico slips off for an APRON EDGE O’MATIC! Kiss climbs, Angelico trips him up! Evans drags Kiss out to the Gory Especial, backslide with bridge! TH2 wins!!

Winners: The Hybrid2, by pinfall

Evans and Angelico survive a brutal battle, and Evans might need some oxygen. Will TH2 be climbing up the tag team ladder to one day take on the champions?


My Thoughts:

TWO HOURS of AEW Dark, but there still wasn’t much more substantial material than last week when it was less. Obvious results happened again for the majority of the whopping thirteen matches we got tonight. Best Friends and PNP both win their matches, and they were pretty good matches, but the important thing was the ambush from Best Friends on Santana and Ortiz, and that was some really good stuff. Jessy Sorensen has a great performance in losing to Spears, the Superbad Couple goes 50-50, with Kip and Kaz being the one that could’ve gone either way. I like that Kaz got the win here, each member of SCU is great as a singles competitor so Kaz getting a little bit of that shine is great for him.

Melanie destroys Velvet, Archer destroys D3, Hager destroys Stunt, but Hager and Stunt worked to push a story for Hager and Luchasaurus at the end there. I really do hope we get Hager VS Luchasaurus though it might have to wait until after All Out at this point. I am still hoping Inner Circle feuds with Orange Cassidy, Best Friends and Jurassic Express all at once for a 5v5 in Blood & Guts. Starks has a solid match with Dean and Dean looks strong but of course Starks wins. Nyla Rose still won but KiLynn King looked great in that match! Nyla and Vickie naming themselves the Vicious Vixens, what’s the point? Is Vickie getting in the ring? Are they going to add a third woman so it’s more like a stable? There seems to be a Women’s Tag Division slowly forming with the tag cup having happened, so maybe someone like Melanie Cruise joins up so that’s two towering forces Vickie manages.

We got other good tag team matches tonight outside of PNP and Best Friends. Gunn Club have a pretty good one with Baron Black and Frank Stone, and the main event was a strong 10 minutes with TH2 and Jersey’s Finest, Janela and Kiss, but I feel like the story of AEW Dark, the story that should’ve main evented, was The Initiative wanting that first win. Cutler and Avalon looked great again against Luther and Serpentico, but it seems we’re still far from these guys getting the zeros out. That book shot must be a way to bring the dysfunction back so Avalon and Cutler end up feuding with each other again. I’m torn again, because them as a team has been working out really well, but I am partial to my idea of “AEW’s Worst Wrestler” gag belt. Maybe Cutler will roll the dice and see what they say.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/17/24)

JEEEEEEON, MOXLEEEY!

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There is truly a Paradigm Shift in pro-wrestling today!

Returning triumphant from the Windy City Riot, Jon Moxley brings the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship to AEW Dynamite! But will someone from NJPW come after him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart; Brody & Julia win.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia; Okada & The Bucks win.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Deonna wins.
  • Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; Shane wins.
  • Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli; Ospreay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley heads to the ring!

Indianapolis, Indiana fires up as the NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion walks in from the back of the crowd! The Maniac shocked the world when he defeated Tetsuya Naito in Chicago and added NJPW’s top prize to his already incredible list of accolades. Moxley goes to the ring, gets the mic, and the fans chant for him as he says, “One of the first championships I ever won, y’know, Salvation Army Community Center at Fountain Square right here in Indianapolis.” The fans cheer that! Moxley continues by saying even back then 20 years ago, he was swimming up stream, never had help.

In fact, a lot of people tired to tell him what he can and can’t do, what he can and can’t accomplish. His words to those people now is the same as back then: kiss his ass and watch him! Watch as he climbs mountain after mountain after mountain. Because being great is not about what others say, it’s about what’s inside. Now, if you didn’t know, this is THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. The fans chant “You Deserve It!” and Moxley say this title is steeped in history, illustrious to the extreme, and he has been chasing it for five years. Five years of pain, heartache, wins and losses, pints of sweat and blood, thousands of miles across the ocean.

Five years ago, people said Moxley holding this title, and live on American TV, was impossible. But it wasn’t impossible. Not if they knew what was inside Moxley. That is what this is all about. When your back is against he wall, how deep can you dig? When you feel you have nothing left, choking on your own blood, how deep are you willing to dig and how far are you willing to go? Are you willing to dare to show the world how great you are? THAT is what AEW is about! The fans cheer that, too! Moxley says this brings him to his point: The Don Callis Family. The fans boo now, but Moxley continues.

There are very talented individuals in league with Don Callis. Don Callis is a creep. The fans cheer that! Moxley says he has no time for Callis, but he is feeding these guys lies and those guys are buying it. And then those guys put a hit out and tried to hurt Moxley’s friend and teammate, Bryan Danielson. Now, if you’re putting a target on Bryan’s back, you might as well put one on Moxley’s. You wanna get violent? You wanna be tough guys? Well, you’re welcome to come find Moxley, he’ll be here all night. But he suspects that maybe, he’s not their type. What he could do is run up on them with a tire iron. He could run them over in the parking lot.

But he gets the sense that that wont’ teach the DCF anything. So he’ll pick the biggest, baddest, meanest one of all of ’em, “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, and challenge Hobbs to a match one week from tonight in the main event of Dynamite in Jacksonville, Florida. Hobbs will accept, because in that match, Hobbs will find out just how out of his depths he is stepping to the IWGP World Champion. Because Moxley won’t make it quick or easy. He will drag Hobbs to the deepest waters that there are, and Hobbs will look around and see no shore. When he asks the ref for the rescue, Hobbs will know the difference between him and Moxley, and that Callis is feeding him lies.

Hobbs will know that he, like everyone else in this business, NO ONE can touch Moxley! There are a lot of great wrestlers in this world, but there is and only ever will be ONE Jon Moxley! The fans fire up for that, but will Hobbs survive the homecoming at Daily’s Place?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Last week, somebody attacked me in the dark because they were too afraid to face me in the light. But as the CEO, I always get right back up. And as the CEO, I can’t wait to pay back that b*tch that attacked me last week. Lights off, huh? That sounds a little too familiar, Julia Hart.” Mercedes didn’t think Julia was the kind to be a coward. Or maybe, it was someone who wants us to think it’s Julia? Maybe it’s someone who doesn’t wanna face Mercedes when she’s healthy. Either way, Mercedes puts the entire division on notice, and she will watch that Mixed Tag Match. But remember this: There’s a price to pay when you mess with Mone.

 

Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart!

Speaking of that Mixed Tag, Dynamite is about to get Rated R as the TNT Champion and the Babe with the Power are stepping to the King of Death and the TBS Champion! Will Copeland & Willow have the edge going into Dynasty? Or will even now, The House Always Win?

Wait! Willow is down and out! A medic checks her but she says she’s fine. Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway aren’t so sure, but there is Dynasty to think about. And then the lights go out in the arena! And when they come back up, surprise! Brody is in the ring and he CLOBBERS Edge! Julia laughs from the stage as Brody TOSSES Edge out. The fans hoot and bark as Brody whips Edge hard into the barriers! Brody CHOPS Edge, stalks him, then whips him into more barriers! Brody makes Edge take a seat, fires off forearms, then hoots as he gets space. The fans hoot along and Brody comes back, to CROSSBODY Edge against the LEDs!

Brody stands, the ref reprimands but this isn’t even a match yet! Did the House just take out their enemies in quick fashion? Edge crawls towards the ring, he isn’t gonna let the House have their way! Edge drags himself up to the apron and into the ring, and the fans fire up as the bell rings! Brody runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Edge falls over, Brody storms around, then Brody drags Edge up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody CHOS Edge, has him on ropes, and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody steps back, and Julia gets a cheap shot in! Then she CHOKES Edge while the ref is still busy with Brody! Brody storms up on Edge, suplexes high and hard, then stalks up behind Edge. Brody drags Edge up, ROCKS him, and Edge ends up in a corner. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts again, but Brody lets off at 4. Edge sits down in the corner and Brody gives him scuffing, toying kicks. Brody lets off to stand Edge up, and CHOP him down! Brody CHOKES Edge on ropes again, but lets off as the ref counts.

Edge sputters, Brody drags him around, and Brody whips Edge hard into the corner! Edge falls, Brody storms up and stands on Edge’s face, but the ref counts. Brody steps back, Edge goes to the apron, but Julia is there to CHOKE him! The ref is none the wiser and Julia mocks the fans. Brody has Edge under ropes for the GUILLOTINE CATAPULT! Brody drags Edge back up, and CHOPS him to a corner. Brody CHOPS again, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Brody hoists Edge up top. Brody climbs up to rain down fists! Brody only goes to three before he hauls Edge up, but Edge fights the superplex!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody trade body shots. Edge then HEADBUTTS away on Brody, and BITES his forehead! Edge DECKS Brody off the corner, then adjusts. Brody stands, Edge FLYING LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Julia coaches Brody, he sits up to fire a forearm! Edge fires back, they go shot for shot, then Brody CHOPS! Edge CHOPS! They CHOP, throw forearms, and the fans fire up behind Edge! Edge kicks and IMP- NO, Brody throws him away! Edge dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Brody stays up so Edge runs up to clothesline in a corner! And again! And again!

Edge fires shots, runs side to side, then BOOTS Brody! The fans fire up as Brody leans on the ropes! Edge runs again, for another BOOT! Edge huffs and puffs and he brings Brody around, IMPALER! Cover, TWO! Brody is still in this and Julia coaches him up. Edge stays on Brody, but Brody TOSSES him to the corner! Edge BOOTS back, goes up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! The fans fire up as Edge rises, and he has a wild look as he goes to the corner. Edge runs in, but Brody LARIATS him down! Julia is fired up, and Brody drags Edge to a corner. Brody storms around as he hoots, then he runs corner to corner to CANNONBALL but only gets buckles!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody are both down! Julia coaches Brody, the fans rally, and here comes Willow! Taped up as she is, Willow’s on the corner! Brody drags Edge up and in, but Edge reaches out! Willow tags in! She goes up and she CROSSBODIES Brody! Then she chases after Julia! Julia says no no no, but then Edge SPEARS Brody! Willow hoots now, the fans join in, and Willow gives Brody a CANNONBALL! Julia runs in with a chain! CHAIN PUNCH!! The fans boo as Julia says the House Always Wins! Edge LARIATS Brody out of the ring, but Julia clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Willow is OUT, The House of Black wins!

Winners: Brody King & Julia Hart, by submission

The Princess of the Black Throne made sure to have an ace up her sleeve to take this one from Willow! But wait! Here comes Mone! And she has a chair! Julia laughs as she slips away, taking her title with her. The House of Black won tonight, but will they establish their Dynasty?

As for Mone and Willow, well Mone still has the chair and is considering her options. Edge slides back in, so Mone stands down. Edge shakes Mone’s hand, long time no see. Mone still wants to go Double or Nothing, but will she be facing the Keeper of Secrets? Or will it be a long awaited rematch with the Babe with the Power?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Renee Paquette says we’re just four days away from Dynasty, a PPV where the AEW World Championship will be on the line 1v1, Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland. Renee says that in this situation, just Joe and Swerve, how does Joe see Swerve as an opponent? Well, first, Joe viewed Swerve as a worthy adversary. Someone who some day might be a great champion. But for now, he’s just a nuisance. Joe says Swerve is not someone who has overwhelming speed, strength, size, no. He’s just someone who keeps standing back up after getting knocked down. No matter how many times Joe puts Swerve in the dirt, Swerve just gets back up.

To Joe, that doesn’t seem like a prerequisite to becoming a champion, that’s a punching bag. Then Renee wants to run this back to last week on Dynamite. Joe is always calm, cool, collected and in the driver’s seat. But after last week, Swerve getting his shot in on Joe, then Swerve & Nana holding up the AEW World Championship, Joe’s reaction… Walk us through what that was. As expected, Joe was worried his property was in the hands of someone who will never possess it. That maybe this belt would need to be disinfected before it could be TV ready. You don’t know where Nana’s been!

As for Swerve, Joe will focus on his track record and what he represents. It seems that with every title Swerve has challenged for, he has come up short. Is that not right? Seems like Swerve’s a choke artist. Every championship, every opportunity, every time he tries, he comes just so close, then swerves off target. History will repeat itself at Dynasty, as at Dynasty, Joe will do what he always does, and that is destroy the opposition, cement his legacy as the greatest AEW World Champion of all time, and for Swerve, “my friend, unfortunately you are a choke artist. And come Dynasty, you won’t have to worry about it. I’ll be the one choking you out instead.”

The One True King of Wrestling has spoken, but will he still end up dethroned by The Realest?

 

AEW takes a closer look at The Young Bucks VS FTR Part 4.

But as the highlights of ladder matches and of All In London 2023 play, the Bucks themselves interrupt. This package sucks, who edited this together? Cut, cut! The video stops, and we cut to gorilla. Matthew Jackson “apologizes” to FTR, but tonight’s episode is already running short on time, so they gotta bump this from the show. But Matthew promises, the full package will go on social media. And Nicholas sure hopes FTR is watching, because they’re about to beat their friends’ asses in a really cool Six Man Tag. And yeah, it’s a tune-up for Dynasty! A ladder match for the tag titles? Are you kidding? The Bucks perfected that match!

And the Bucks will then become AEW’s first-ever THREE TIME World Tag Team Champions. But what about tonight, Rainmaker? Kazuchika Okada says, “Hey, Pac! You will not make it to Dynasty. You are a dead man!” Cue the music, time for the badass entrance using that elevator thing. But will the New Elite really be rolling into St. Louis with momentum? Or are they underestimating the Top Guys’ allies?

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia!

The trios sort out and The Rainmaker starts against The Bastard as a preview of their Continental Championship match. The fans rally behind Pac, but then The Bucks CLOBBER him, and Okada BLASTS Pac’s corner! The fans boo as The Elite stomps away on Pac, then the Bucks stand down. Okada tags Nick, he storms up but Pac SOBATS! KICKS! And SOBATS! Pac runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up and Pac tags Penta. They double whip, double hip toss, then they coordinate, STANDING MOONSAULT LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Penta runs up to KICK Nick in the leg! The fans rally with “CERO! MIEDO!” as Penta has Nick on ropes.

Penta whips, Nick reverses, and Matt gets a cheap shot! Penta GAMANGIRIS Matt, but Okada BOOTS Penta down! The fans boo as Nick distracted the ref the entire time. Nick stomps Penta, tags Matt, and Matt rains down fists! The fans boo, but Matt tags Nick back in. The Bucks double whip Penta to a corner, then Matt runs in, only for Penta to TOSS him out! Nick runs up, Penta makes him handstand on the corner, and Penta SUPERKICKS! Nick staggers, Penta tags Garcia! Garcia rallies on Nick, wrenches and clinches, HALF HATCH! The fans fire up as Garcia clotheslines in a corner! Garcia goes up, and he rains down fists!

The fans count all the way to nine, then Garcia winds up to DO HIS DANCE! Garcia lets off, runs up on Okada and BLASTS him! Garcia LARIATS Nick, whips him to ropes, but Nick reverses. Okada trips Garcia and drags him out! But Garcia ROCKS Okada first! Matt runs up, Garcia DECKS him! But Nick PENALTY KICKS from the apron! Nick BLASTS Pac off the apron, Matt YANKS Penta down, and The Elite attacks while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Matt drags Penta up to whip him into railing! Penta tumbles over into the front row! Nick sends Pac into railing, then soaks up the heat. Matt throws hands on Pac, and he mocks Garcia’s dance, too! Okada puts Garcia in the ring for Nick, Matt mocks the front row, and Nick rains down fists on Garcia! Nick goes all the way to nine, so also mock the dance! Nick lets off to tell everyone that’s a FINE! Nick stomps Garcia, kicks him around, then he tags Okada. Okada storms up to CLUB Garcia, then he drags Garcia around. Okada snapmares Garcia, runs and basement DROPKICKS! The bucks applaud while Okada stands over Garcia.

Okada tags Matt, Matt drags Garcia up and whips him into the corner. Matt runs up but into an ELBOW! Garcia storms up, but Matt scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Nick tags in, slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Garcia grits his teeth, he pie faces  Nick, but Nick drops a knee on Garcia’s back. Matt gets on a mic to talk to Taz, and to also say hi to Excalibur and Tony Schiavone. Nick CHOKES Garcia on ropes, lets off at 4, and he runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Matt keeps doing his own play by play as Nick bumps Garcia off buckles. Dynamite returns to single picture, Okada holds Garcia in place and Nick runs in, but Garcia BOOTS Nick!

Garcia elbows Okada away, CHOPS Nick, repeat! Matt is concerned on “commentary,” Nick runs back in but Garcia sends him into Okada! Matt says to get him, but Nick waistlocks Garcia. Garcia wrenches to SAIDO free! Matt asks for the tag, Nick tags him, and Matt still holds onto the mic as he stomps Garcia! Matt says it’s fine, he’s got this. Matt promises the ref he won’t hit Garcia with the mic. Matt instead talks trash, shouting, “You think you’re better than me, Garcia?! HUH!?” Matt then pie faces Garcia! Matt eggs on “the kid,” dares Garcia to show him the reason they hired him, and Garcia gets up to reel Matt in!

Matt freaks out, saying he’s sorry, they’re good! But Garcia still gives Matt the SAIDO! The fans fire up while Garcia crawls, hot tag to Pac! Pac RAMS into Matt, slingshots up and over then keeps moving to CLOBBER him! And CLOBBER him again! Pac whips, Matt reveres but Pac stops, sidesteps and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Nick runs in, but he also gets a SNAP GERMAN! The Bucks stagger up, Pac climbs a corner, DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The Bucks bail out, the fans fire up, and Pac goes up a corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes both Bucks and the fans are thunderous! Pac even dares Okada to get some! Okada says he’s not legal, he can’t!

Pac still taunts Okada, but then Matt CLOBBERS Pac from behind! Okada tags in, now he’s legal. Okada then BLASTS Penta, and Nick steps back in. Okada and Nick get Pac up, they double whip him to a corner, then Okada sends Nick in. Pac puts Nick on the apron, Matt’s on the other side, and Okada runs in, DOUBLE GIRI ELBOW COMBO! Okada then brings Pac up, Alabama Lifts, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Cover, Penta KICKS it apart! The fans fire up while Pac and Okada are both down! They stir, crawl, hot tag to Penta! CROSSBODY for Okada! Penta runs, SLINGBLADE for Nick! SLINGBLADE for Matt!

Penta catches Okada, tuck and pump handle, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, The Bucks break it! The fans boo but Nick rains fists down on Penta. The Bucks whip Penta to Okada, but Penta wheelbarrows and victory rolls, DOUBLE SATELLITE- NO, The Bucks back drop free! Garcia storms up, blocks Nick’s superkick to send it into Matt! Then Garcia reels Nick in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Matt superkick feints to DDT Garcia! Pac is up, he HOTSHOTS Matt, then slingshots to CUTTER! The fans are thunderous as Pac glares at Okada. Pac drags Penta to the corner, tags in, and “This is Awesome!” as we get that title match preview after all!

Okada fires a forearm, Pac gives it back, and they keep going back and forth! Pac gets the edge, then whips, but Okada reverses. Okada runs up, into a SUPERKICK! The fans are thunderous as Pac goes up the corner! But Matt trips Pac up! Pac crashes down to the mat, but the fans rally as Garcia rises! Pac crawls over, hot tag to Garcia! Garcia fires off forearms on Okada, then CHOPS! Garcia runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada drags Garcia up, scoops, but Garcia slips free to trip him! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Okada escapes, gets around, and sends Garcia into DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! Then gut wrench and TOMBSTONE!!

Penta runs up, but Okada dodges the slingblade! Okada scoops Penta to TOMBSTONE!! Nick & Matt get in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS into the RAINMAKER!! Cover, New Elite wins!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The Continental Champion smirks as he looms over the Dragonslayer, but The Bucks sit Garcia back up! E V P TRIGGER!! Garcia suffers for being friends with FTR, and then the Bucks bring out a ladder! Penta gets up but Matt DECKS him! Matt stomps Penta, stands on him, and Nick brings Garcia over. Scoop SLAM onto the ladder! Garcia writhes, but the Bucks still aren’t done! They open the ladder, stick Garcia inside, and then squeeze it shut on him! Okada & Matt hold Garcia down while Nick climbs up, but Pac returns! Pac runs the New Elite off with that bell hammer! The Bastard already had reason enough to go after them, but will he take out his rage on Okada?

As for The Bucks, they’ve got the momentum and the upper hand going into that Ladder match! Will they be the ones making history? Or will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood be the ones to establish their Dynasty?

 

Dynamite returns with Taz in the ring.

The Suplex Machine promised Chris Jericho to set up a meeting with Hook, so he’s here as moderator as Lionheart makes his entrance. Jericho joins Taz in the ring, followed by Hook. Taz has the mic while fans chant “HOOK! HOOK!” Taz says he’s just here to make sure things go nice and easy. There have been some issues between both Jericho and Hook. That said, Jericho has the floor. Jericho has the mic to say he’s known Taz for 30 years, and he appreciates Taz getting Hook to come out here. And to Hook, Jericho thanks him for coming out here. Jericho just wants to clear up some things.

The reason Jericho pulled Hook off the apron last week was not to mess with Shibata. Shibata ended up collateral damage. Jericho just wanted to get Hook’s attention and let him know it felt like Hook wasn’t listening to him as much as he should. The fans boo and Hook eats chips while Jericho says he is doing this all for Hook. Some say Jericho’s the greatest of all time at this. Others talk about the learning tree. Jericho says he IS the learning tree. The fans boo more but Jericho wants Hook to think about the people who listened to Jericho’s “perfect parables,” his pearls of wisdom. Every single one of them has gotten to that next level.

MJF, Orange Cassidy, Eddie Kingston, Daniel Garcia, Jon Moxley, Will Ospreay, and so many more! Everyone that has come into the “Jericho Vortex” has come out the other side a better performer, a better wrestler, and to be honest, a better person. That is what Jericho wants for Hook. He wants them to scale to the highest of heights together. They can reach the top of Wizard Mountain so they can both breathe in the rarified air of Jericho and reach the top! Jericho knows he can get Hook there. So what does Hook say? Is he ready to put the animosity aside so he can sit under the brilliant branches of the learning tree?

The fans are booing and saying no. What does Hook say? “No!” The fans cheer and Jericho looks disappointed. What does Hook mean, “no?” Hook says he doesn’t need Jericho’s help. Dude, c’mon. Don’t be stupid. Taz stops Jericho there, but Jericho tells Taz to stop. The fans boo but Jericho says he’s doing what Taz should’ve done 30 years ago and give this kid some proper guidance! Seriously! But this is what Jericho is talking about. He needs to get Hook away from all this dead weight that’s been holding him back his entire life. Taz says Jericho needs to calm down but Jericho says Taz needs to stop.

Jericho again tells Hook that he has had people his whole life telling him how good he is, how he’s a future world champion, including Taz, his father. But Jericho says Hook is not as good as he thinks he is! The fans boo more and Taz speaks up again, only for Jericho to SHOVE him! The fans boo even harder, and now Hook is mad! Hook drops the mic, he storms up to Jericho, and then he SHOVES Jericho into a corner! Hook tells Jericho that he crossed the line. You wanna see how good Hook is? He’ll go another round with him, anytime, anywhere! Now get outta his ring! Jericho says Hook doesn’t mean that, but Hook says it again, get outta his ring!

Hook lets Jericho go and the fans sing “Hey hey hey, Goodbye~!” Jericho slowly takes his leave, trying to smooth things over, but it’s too late for that. When and where will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil get his hooks into Lionheart?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.

Renee now sits down with the #1 contender to the AEW World Championship. In just a matter of days, Swerve’s career could change. Swerve could become the NEW AEW World Champion at Dynasty. In order to do that, he has to beat Joe. We heard from Joe earlier, what is Swerve’s reaction to Joe calling him a “choke artist?” Swerve chuckles at that. He’ll ask back, does Renee agree with Joe that Swerve’s a choke artist? No, she does not. He doesn’t think so, either. Joe talked about Swerve stumbling, title opportunity after opportunity. He isn’t wrong about that. Swerve has stumbled out the gate, stumbling throughout his career.

But guess what? Swerve’s always fallen forward into success. Just in this past year alone, Swerve was put in a coffin, got back up. He got stapled, body thrown into barbed wire, and he got back up. Not but a couple weeks ago, a man punched him in the face with a chain, bloodied him, and Swerve is still here. Swerve always gets back up. That’s his military upbringing, his warrior ethos: never give up, never quit. So Joe, call Swerve whatever you want. Punching bag, choke artist, a parasite, but guess what? This Sunday at Dynasty, he’ll also be calling Swerve the NEW AEW World Champion. “Whose house?”

Renee asks what makes Swerve so confident about Sunday? Swerve thinks about it, and says with all due respect, it isn’t something he should be answering to Renee. He should be saying this to Samoa Joe. Swerve takes off the mic, takes off his jacket and his hat to get up in the camera. Swerve promises to tell Joe this to his face, in that ring, tonight! Swerve storms off, but will Joe bother to meet him out there?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

While The Virtuosa won’t be part of the sequel title picture with the leading lady, she’ll gladly take out the understudy! Will Deonna make sure Mariah can’t help Timeless Toni against Thunder Rosa? Or will Mariah make her mentor proud?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Mariah shoves Deonna down. Mariah pulls on Deonna’s hair, they tie up again, and Mariah puts Deonna in the corner. Mariah ROCKS Deonna, whips corner to corner but Deonna reverses. Deonna runs in, blocks a boot, THROWS Mariah by that leg, then runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll through, but Mariah scrambles out of the ring! The fans fire up as Storm is there to check on her protege, but Deonna builds speed! Storm gets Mariah out of the way as Deonna baseball slides, and Mariah DECKS Deonna!

Mariah whips Deonna into barriers, Storm taunts the “loser,” then Mariah puts Deonna back in. Deonna swings, Mariah ducks and ROUNDHOUSES! Mariah rams a shoulder in, only to get caught! Deonna drags Mariah out for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Mariah goes to a corner, Storm coaches her, but Deonna runs up, Mariah goes up and over, ROCKS Deonna again, then puts Deonna up top. Mariah runs up to STRATUS- NO, Deonna shoves her away! So Mariah SHOVES Deonna to the floor! The fans cheer as Mariah poses, and Storm taunts Deonna again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref is busy with Mariah, and that lets Storm step on Deonna’s face! Mariah goes out to kick Deonna around, then CHOPS her against the apron. Mariah puts Deonna in, kicks her around, and then drags Deonna up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps calm, Storm coaches her and Mariah CHOPS Deonna. Mariah puts Deonna in a corner, bumps her off buckles, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Mariah lets off, but Deonna dodges the chop to CHOP! And CHOP! Mariah knees low, snapmares, then she clamps on a chinlock. Deonna endures, even as Mariah thrashes her around.

Deonna fights up, but Mariah throws her by her hair! The ref reprimands, Mariah “apologizes,” then she kicks Deonna around. Mariah brings Deonna through the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, then she stalks Deonna to a corner. Mariah fires forearms, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off again. Mariah digs her boot into Deonna, lets off as the ref counts, then whips her corner to corner hard! Mariah runs in, Deonna ELBOWS her back, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Deonna ELBOWS Mariah again, goes up the corner, but Mariah runs up! Deonna BOOTS Mariah, then hits a FLYING KNEE on Mariah’s arm!

Deonna runs up to LARIAT Mariah, then whips her to ropes. Mariah reverses but Deonna KICKS back! And LARIATS again! The fans fire up as Deonna covers, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Mariah up. Mariah ROCKS Deonna! Deonna ROCKS Mariah! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, then Deonna gets the edge! Deonna runs up, but Mariah ROCKS her at ropes! Mariah runs, but Deonna catches her to the BACK2BACKBREAKER, and right into a takedown! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Mariah scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4.

Deonna drags Mariah up, CHOPS her, and Mariah ends up in a corner. Deonna whips corner to corner, Mariah reveres but Deonna dodges to BOOT! Cover, TWO! Mariah survives but Deonna drags her right up. Deonna reels Mariah in, vows to end this, and lifts, but Mariah slips free of the bomb! HEADBUTT! Deonna flops into a corner, Mariah takes aim! Storm and the fans rally up, KISS THIS!! Mariah hits the hip attack, then TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and shocks Mariah! Mariah drags Deonna up, Storm wants this to end. Mariah fireman’s carries, Deonna sunset flips! But Mariah sits on it! TWO!!

Deonna finishes the sunset flip, DEONNA WINS!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

But Storm attacks Deonna! She and Mariah beat down The Virtuosa, but here comes Thunder Rosa! She CLOBBERS Luther, then dodges Mariah to BOOT Storm! Then ROUNDHOUSE for Mariah! La Mera Mera shoves Mariah out, has the fans all fired up, and Deonna gets in Rosa’s face. They argue, shove, and then Mariah trips Deonna to drag her out! Mariah and Deonna brawl, Storm takes aim, to kick Rosa low! But Rosa wrenches back to DECK Storm! Rosa gets Storm into a CAMEL CLUTCH, and brings out lipstick! Rosa SMEARS it all over Storm’s crazy face! Rosa gets payback for Storm disrespecting the face paint!

Storm scrambles away, Luther doing his best to clean her up. The Storm and the Thunder are about to clash, which force of nature will reign over the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.

Renee is now with the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, but she has to get the Gunns to stop tapping the mic. This is a very exciting time in AEW as Dynasty is just days away. BCG asked for this time, what is going on? Jay White says it is very exciting but Renee doesn’t seem that excited. This is supposed to be her favorite time of the week! She gets to talk with the who? Bang Bang Gang. Aw c’mon, say it with feeling! Yeah, like this! BANG BANG GANG! The Bang Bang Gang has been having a blast the last couple of months. They did some scissoring, learned new catchphrases, sold new merch, made new friends, got new fans, and the boys even hung out with their old man.

And now everyone can see just how much better off Austin & Colten are without Daddy Ass and with #StepdaddySwitch. And y’know what? They’ll fulfill their destiny at Dynasty! How did this all start? Surprise, surprise, it is all about the gold. They are the ROH Six Man Champs, and Acclaimed have what BCG wants! The Acclaimed are the AEW World Trios Champions! They’ll put it all on the line, #WinnersTakeAll! And then we will see that THE greatest three man unit today is the Bang Bang Gang! And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! Jay White & The Gunns want it all, but will they lose it all in St. Louis?

 

The Acclaimed respond.

Daddy Ass says, “Well. It seems that you three have finally grown a set and showed everybody what your true intensions are, and that’s to get a shot at the championships that we now hold. Well, Jay White, I’ve already beaten the life outta you. And as for those other two, hell, I’ve been beating the hell out of them since they were little kids. You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.” Anthony Bowens says, “That’s right, Jay White. You wanna fight? This Sunday on Dynasty, you want us to put the AEW Trios titles on the line? Well guess what? We accept your challenge. So bring your little Ass Boys, bring your big golden bat, because guess what?

“The Scissor King has got a big golden bat of your own, and you can choke on it!” Max Caster says that’s right, “Twinkblade and the Ass Boys. You guys wanna make challenges? Well let us in on the fun, too. Just for old times, let’s run it back! Two on two, Acclaimed and the Ass Boys on Collision this week, and we’re gonna beat your ass, I’ve got no doubts about it! Because…” “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” The stakes have been raised, who will establish their Dynasty in the Zero Hour?

 

Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Trent Beretta turns on Freshly Squeezed and now it’s all falling apart. And who better to kick someone when they’re down than Big Bad Shaney T. Boy? Will Shane rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will Cassidy fight like a man with nothing left to lose?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Cassidy. But then Ogogo and Moriarty close in. Shane tells his guys it’s fine, he’s got this. Ogogo and Moriarty stand down. Shane eggs Cassidy on about how he took out Shibata. Shane even says Cassidy can give the people what they want and put his hands in the pockets. Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in the pockets! The fans cheer, Cassidy dodges Shane and SHOTGUNS! Shane stays up, Cassidy kips up, then he dodges again! Another SHOTGUN, another kip up, and Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN again! Shane stays up in a corner, but Cassidy runs in. Shane swings, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Shane blocks!

Shane suplexes, Cassidy kicks and flails, but ends up on ropes. Shane hits LONDON TOWER! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Shane distracts the ref, and Moriarty stomps away on Cassidy! Moriarty THROWS Cassidy into barriers, then puts him in the ring. Moriarty acts innocent, and Shane puts Cassidy in the corner. Shane taunts Cassidy, puts his arms around ropes and hands in the pockets. Shane winds up to CHOP! Cassidy sputters as he drops to his knees. Cassidy flops out of the ring again, but the ref tells Moriarty & Ogogo to back off while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cassidy clutches his neck, slowly sits up, but Shane goes out after him. Shane winds up and hushes the fans, only to throw Cassidy into the ring. Shane won’t do what the fans want, and he drags Cassidy up into a corner. Shane wraps the arms around ropes again, tucks them back in the pockets, and then argues with the ref. Shane ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy flops against ropes, and Shane taunts him while stalking him. Shane puts Cassidy in a corner, talks trash and pie faces, but Cassidy fires haymakers! Cassidy fires off shot after shot, then winds up, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Cassidy flops out of the ring again!

Moriarty mockingly cheers Cassidy on while Shane goes out to fetch him. Shane puts Cassidy on the apron, and CLUBS him! Shane then goes up to the apron, lines up the shot, APRON LEG DROP! Cassidy sputters as he flounders away, and Shane storms back in after him. Shane taunts Cassidy, and Cassidy “unleashes” body shots. Shane pie faces Cassidy, Cassidy fires more shots, then winds up. Shane encourages the fans to fire up, too, but then Cassidy SUPERKICKS! Shane wobbles, but he DECKS Cassidy! Shane stalks Cassidy to a corner, stands Cassidy up, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Shane fires off hands, but Cassidy dodges the chop! Cassidy runs in, Shane puts him on the apron, but Cassidy ducks to ROCK Shane back! And bumps him off buckles! ROCK, BUMP, repeat! Cassidy dribbles Shane off the buckles over and over, then lets off as the ref counts. The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs up, but while Shane distracts the ref, Ogogo grabs a foot! Cassidy shakes Ogogo off but Moriarty gets the other foot! Cassidy kicks him away, too, but Shane choke grips! Shane has Cassidy with both hands, but Cassidy throws hands! Shane still holds Cassidy up so Cassidy fires off faster and faster shots!

Shane lets Cassidy go, Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but Shane blocks the DDT again! Shane suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Shane wobbles, Cassidy runs to DIVE onto Moriarty! Cassidy then DIVES onto Ogogo! Cassidy keeps moving, takes aim, ORANGE- NO, Shane dodges! But Cassidy dodges, only for the SOUTHPAW to hit! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives, Shane huffs and puffs, and Shane drags Cassidy up. Shane vows to end this, and he tucks Cassidy in, only for Cassidy to fight free! Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift?! Shane’s too big! Shane KNEES Cassidy, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Off comes the elbow pad, Cassidy reloads, ORANGE- HAYMAKER from Shane!

Cassidy wobbles, Shane winds up again, but ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

But then Moriarty clamps on a SLEEPER!! The fans boo as Ogogo storms in and unbuttons his sleeves. The fans boo as STP mugs Cassidy! Ogogo shows off the Olympic level left hand, and then Shane says this isn’t it! Get Cassidy up! Ogogo & Moriarty drag Cassidy to his feet, but here comes Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal! But then BLAM, someone hits Daniels with a chair! And BLAM, same for Sydal! IT’S TRENT!!! Trent CHUCKS the chair into Sydal’s face! The fans boo, and Trent is still wearing the shirt, “Trent & Orange Win The Big One.” Trent glares at Cassidy, STP is a bit confused, but the fans tell off #JustTrent.

STP get Cassidy up again, and Shane DECKS Cassidy!! The fans boo harder, but Cassidy is put in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Cassidy suffers as Trent leaves. Best Friends no more, but did Trent just watch the end of Orange Cassidy?

 

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Saturday!

This Saturday, April 20th, the night before Dynasty, it is Collision AND Rampage back-to-back for THREE hours of All Elite Wrestling! Make sure your DVR is set accordingly so you don’t miss a minute of Dynasty Weekend!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Just 24 hours before all their title matches on Dynasty, Okada & The Young Bucks are back in action against Pac & FTR! Will The New Elite win another trios match? Or will the #TopBastards have momentum going into St. Louis?

 

Roderick Strong speaks.

“Kyle, your comeback was sweet. I swear to you, I smiled and I cried because I was so happy to have you back. But there’s something that you didn’t realize.” Roddy is of course referring to how Kyle could do it on his own, so long as he didn’t get in Roddy’s way. Roddy finishes by saying, “When we step into the ring, I am going to break you, and I am going to end you forever!” Another friendship turned sour all because of pride and greed, but will the Savior of the Backbreaker be Kyle’s doom? Or will there be no End of Heartache when Kyle takes the International Championship away from The Undisputed Kingdom?

 

Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Don Callis Family tried to break the Blackpool Combat Club, and they just about did it to Bryan Danielson at the end of Collision last Saturday. Will the Swiss Superman exact some revenge on behalf of the American Dragon? Or will the Aerial Assassin simply sharpen his blade using Claudio’s body?

Dynamite returns as Claudio makes his entrance. Don Callis has magically appeared on commentary because “the golden goose,” “The King of the Bangers,” is here thanks to him. The bell rings and Claudio immediately UPPERCUTS Ospreay to the corner! Claudio drags Ospreay to a cover, TWO!! Claudio keeps the hot start going as he hauls Ospreay up, reels him in, and tucks the arms! RICOLA- NO, Ospreay slips free to ROCK Claudio, whip, but Claudio reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO, Claudio blocks the rana to pop Ospreay around into a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay clutches his back while fans are torn.

The fans rally for Ospreay as hard as they can, but Claudio stands Ospreay up to ROCK him! Claudio storms up on Ospreay in the corner, throws a body shot, but Ospreay CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS Ospreay down! The fans fire up, Claudio whips Ospreay to a corner, then runs up, into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up to FLYING RANA! Claudio tumbles away, gets up, but Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! The fans fire up, Ospreay aims but Claudio moves. No plancha and the fans boo, but Ospreay storms out after Claudio to CHOP him again! Ospreay ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio RAMS Ospreay into barriers!

The fans rally, Claudio RAMS Ospreay into railing! Claudio whips Ospreay at the LED, but Ospreay leaps over! Claudio runs up, but Ospreay ROCKS him first! Ospreay then goes up onto the barrier, to FLYING FOREARM! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Ospreay SMACKS Claudio off aprons, fires shots, then puts Claudio in the ring. Fans sing for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he goes up the apron. Ospreay springboards but Claudio trips him up! Fans boo but Claudio drags Ospreay in, runs side to side, and DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans boo as Claudio stands on Ospreay and stomps around.

The ref reprimands and counts, Claudio steps off at 4, but then DOUBLE STOMPS again! Claudio brings Ospreay up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Claudio bends Ospreay back against his knee, but Ospreay endures. Ospreay gets his hands in, throws hands on Claudio and stands up. They trade forearms, the fans rally, and Claudio eggs Ospreay on. Ospreay ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay fires a flurry, but Claudio ROCKS him again! Claudio brings Ospreay around to ROCK him in the back! Claudio eggs Ospreay on, whips, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and again, DEJA VU RANA!

The fans fire up as Claudio bails out! Ospreay gets fans to join in “OI! OI! OI!” then he runs up to PLANCHA! But Claudio catches him! APRON BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes, Claudio soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Claudio stomps Ospreay around, drags him up, and then whips him hard into the LED barrier! Claudio leaves Ospreay behind to step into the ring, and he lets the ring count handle this. Ospreay rises, clutches his side and hobbles his way into the ring. Claudio is there to stomp away on him! Claudio drags Ospreay up, Ospreay fires a forearm! Claudio fires back, they throw forearms back and forth again, but then Ospreay snapmares and KICKS Claudio! Claudio gets right up to snapmare and run, to UPPERCUT Ospreay! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay stays tough and Claudio grows frustrated. Claudio then clamps on with a chinlock.

Ospreay endures, fights up, throws body shots, then puts Claudio in a corner. Ospreay whips corner to corner but Claudio reverses, and Ospreay hits buckles hard! Claudio does a little victory lap before he cheers himself on. Then he drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps a chinlock right back on, and the modified S grip lets him wrench Ospreay’s head. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ospreay endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Claudio knees low, runs, but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, Claudio reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Callis says he told Ospreay in their strategy meeting that he needs “moves in bunches” to take down Claudio. The standing count starts, but both men stir. Claudio drags himself up with ropes, but Ospreay just kips up! “This is Awesome!” and Ospreay fires up! Ospreay runs in corner to corner, BOOT! Ospreay shoves Claudio down, goes to the apron, springboard and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps calm while he brings Claudio back up. Ospreay underhooks, but Claudio blocks the lift! So Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio UPPERCUTS but Ospreay catches it!

Ospreay backslides, TWO! But then Ospreay steps through to SHARPSHOOTER! The fans fire up as Claudio endures his favorite hold! But as such, Claudio powers up, trips Ospreay, and now Claudio has the SHARPSHOOTER! Ospreay endures, the fans rally, but Claudio sits deep! Claudio reaches back, hooks an arm, and shifts to a CROSSFACE! The fans duel as Claudio rolls Ospreay from ropes! Ospreay rolls to a cover, TWO! Claudio BOOTS Ospreay, whips, but Ospreay handsprings again! Claudio gets under, ducks ‘n’ dodges, springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Ospreay is beside himself while both men are down, but the fans are thunderous! The fans want them to “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this match has a time limit! Ospreay rises, he brings Claudio in and underhooks again, but Claudio still resists! Ospreay fires more Kawada Kicks, but Claudio RAMS him into a corner! Claudio lets off slowly, and pokes Ospreay in the eyes! The fans boo but Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again from all sides! The ref reprimands but Claudio UPPERCUTS until Ospreay sits down! Claudio then reels Ospreay in, short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Claudio stays focused.

Claudio scuffs Ospreay, the fans rally, and Ospreay rises. Claudio scuffs Ospreay more, slaps him around, but Ospreay fires a forearm. Claudio forearms back! The forearms turn to UPPERCUTS as Claudio fires from all sides! An UPPERCUT knocks Ospreay down, but he kips up to PELE! The fans fire up while Claudio wobbles, comes back, but Ospreay slips through the lariat! Ospreay reels Claudio in, but Claudio slips out of the bomb to UPPERCUT! Tuck the arms, RICOLA- RANA!! Cover, TWO!!! Claudio escapes but the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay aims as Claudio rises, BUZZSAW and HEEL KICK!

Ospreay calls his shot, goes to the ropes and springboards, but Claudio catches him! Torture rack, BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up again! Claudio calls his shot now, and he sits Ospreay up. Claudio runs, runs, but Ospreay SPANISH FLIES!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives, but off comes the elbow pad! Ospreay aims, runs up, but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!!! Callis came outta his seat but Ospreay is still in this! Claudio says it’s time, and the fans fire up! Claudio gets Ospreay’s legs, for the GIANT SWING! But Ospreay sits up!? And slips through to DDT!!

Ospreay goes up and up and LEAP OF FAITH!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives that sky twister, but Ospreay aims! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

The Aerial Assassin takes down the Swiss Superman in an instant classic! Even Callis says that’s incredible! But wait, Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher & Will Hobbs show up to mug Claudio! The fans boo, but Ospreay is rather surprised by this. Callis takes no responsibility for what his guys are doing, but Takeshita still drags Claudio to the ramp. This is like at the end of Collision! But unlike last time, here comes MOX! The fans fire up as the DCF regroups in the ring, only for Moxley to jump in from the crowd! Moxley fires hands on everyone, but that’s still a 3v1 fight! Hobbs and Fletcher mug Moxley, but he throws Kyle away to fire off with Hobbs!

Claudio is up, he DUMPS Takeshita into the stands! Moxley sends Hobbs running, and now the BCC regroups! Ospreay is still confused and upset and he storms off. Will the #BillyGOAT still get a fair fight with Bryan Danielson at Dynasty? Will Moxley humble Hobbs as part of AEW Homecoming? Well BREAKING NEWS for Collision tomorrow night! Bryan Danielson returns to action alongside Claudio Castagnoli to take on Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita, IN A BUNKHOUSE BRAWL! Will the American Dragon breathe fire and burn down the Don Callis Family all in one weekend?

 

Swerve heads to the ring!

Just as he promised, and with Nana by his side, The Realest is here. He has the music cut to say that this Sunday in St. Louis, the main event of Dynasty, it is Swerve challenging Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve gets in the ring and says he was asked earlier tonight, how does he believe he’s going to defeat Joe? That answer is simple: remember last week, when he knocked Joe on his ass and had him scurrying like a little b*tch? Joe had fear in his eyes! He was quivering! Swerve was standing there, the title above his head, and it looked mighty good on him.

Joe showed Swerve everything he needed to see. Joe was scared! The fact that Joe knows Swerve’s gonna beat him and win the title. Swerve’s just out here with the people of Indianapolis, he’s just waiting on Joe to come out here so he can say all this to Joe’s face, like a man. So Swerve’s here, Nana’s here, so Joe, bring your Sweet Tooth ass out here! Swerve waits, and here comes Joe! But security stands in the way! This is the man Swerve wants, and he says he just wants to talk, so he can knock Joe’s ass out again! The cluster of Joe and the security guards gets closer and closer, so Swerve goes up and up! Swerve SUPER STOMPS the whole thing apart!!

The fans lose their minds as Swerve stares Joe down! Swerve says he is taking this from Joe, and then the fists fly! Joe whips Swerve into steel steps! Joe puts Swerve in the ring, fetches his belt, and says Swerve’s taking nothing from him! Joe storms into the ring, smirks as Nana checks on Swerve, and then Joe mocks Nana’s dance. Nana turns around and says hold on now! Joe storms up on Nana, but Swerve gets up to BOOT Joe! Swerve aims, for a HOUSE CALL! Joe is down but Swerve goes up! The fans are thunderous, but Joe trips Swerve up! Nana panics as Joe tells Swerve that he is NOT that man!

Joe HEADBUTTS Swerve, tucks him in, and hits the MUSCLE BUSTER!! Joe looms over Swerve, picks up the title, and holds it up high. Will this be the scene at the end of Dynasty? Or will Swerve finally have his moment?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite as the go-home to Dynasty, great escalating of things between Blackpool Combat Club and Don Callis Family. Moxley has a really good opening promo, and he surprisingly calls out Hobbs. Ospreay has an awesome main event with Claudio, and of course Ospreay wins to have momentum going into Dynasty. And I do appreciate that he is against how the Don Callis Family is doing things. They didn’t need to beat up Claudio, he isn’t even part of Dynasty, and now that even backfired as there’s going to be a BIG tag match on Collision as one last go-home to Dynasty. Pretty sure Bryan & Claudio win that so Bryan has momentum, too, making Dynasty’s dream match much more unpredictable.

Good promo from Mercedes Mone, and I like that her hair was colored to match the new Dynamite colors. But also, good detail for her to think how I was thinking, the attack on her could’ve just been Willow making us think it was Julia. Really good Mixed Tag with how someone, apparently Julia, attacked Willow beforehand. It ended up mostly an Edge VS Brody match that way, but good heroic entrance by Willow. But of course the House cuts corners to win, and great save by Mone to run Julia off. This does tease Mone VS Julia but I’m very certain the go-home math says Willow wins the TBS Championship to make Double or Nothing the rematch from the NJPW Strong Women’s title tournament.

Also good stuff in the AEW Women’s World title story as Deonna VS Mariah was a great match. Good win for Deonna, but of course Storm attacks her and that brings out Rosa. Rosa stands tall here, so the math indicates Storm retains. But at the same time, there’s still potential for Storm and Mina Shirakawa to fight over Mariah as opposed to fighting over a title. Or maybe they’ll fight over both? After all, May is Double or Nothing, so it could be a bit of both. Or like, Storm retains the title, but Mina “wins” Mariah to her side, #RoseGold does stuff in AEW or even ROH, and Storm will be without one of her insurance policies.

Great stuff in the story of New Elite. I actually liked The Bucks interrupting the hype package because it started too FTR friendly, and we got a great Six Man Tag. Of course The New Elite beat Pac, Penta & Garcia, but I was kinda hoping FTR was going to make the save to better set up the Six Man Tag I honestly thought we were getting tonight. Pac & FTR VS Okada & Bucks has to go really wonky, though, that’s a lot of go-home math that affects many titles. Meanwhile, Jericho’s face to face with Hook went about as expected in that Jericho ruins it cuz of his ego. Him shoving Taz was the unexpected part but it got Hook mad, and so we’re definitely getting Hook VS Jericho for the FTW Championship at some point.

Good promo from Roddy to hype up his match with Kyle, maybe Kyle has a tune-up match during Collision or Rampage this Saturday so he has momentum going into the match. Great match from Cassidy VS Shane, and while Shane Taylor Promotions interfered a lot, Cassidy winning was of course happening. STP beating him down, and Trent stopping the save was some wild stuff, though. A little surprised no one’s interviewed Trent, or tried and then get shot down by Trent, but him still wearing the “win the big one” shirt kinda implies what broke him. The moment they didn’t win the big one, after all the losses leading up to this, Trent finally gave up on Best Friends.

I am very happy that Acclaimed VS Bang Bang Gang is going to be Winners Take All for the trios titles. Good promos from both sides, but I just hope the winners will bring their AEW and ROH titles to both Collision and ROH TV on Honor Club. We finally got Kyle Fletcher back on ROH TV, the other male champions of ROH need to show up. And uh, for that matter, if Wheeler Yuta is unable to compete at all with his injury, Tony Khan needs to figure out what to do with the ROH Pure Championship. But I think we all know what’s going down with the AEW World Championship. Great promos from both Joe and Swerve, then a great final confrontation to close the night. And per the math, Joe stands tall, meaning Swerve is taking that title at Dynasty.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Battle of the Belts Results & Report! (4/13/24)

Rumble, bad man, rumble!

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The tenth edition goes the X-tra mile!

Battle of the Belts returns, and to settle the score from Dynamite’s Six Man Tag, Hook puts up his FTW Championship against Shane Taylor!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor; Hook wins and retains the title.
  • AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero; Strong wins and denies Rocky a title match.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; Athena wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Collision bleeds over a bit.

Bryan Danielson is still down on the ramp after Konosuke Takeshita’s Brainbuster and the medics check him. The battle with Will Ospreay at Dynasty is still in the books, but what condition will Bryan be in?

 

Backstage interview with Hook and Katsuyori Shibata.

Lexi Nari is with the FTW Champion and The Wrestler, and notes we saw Hook make the save for Shibata during Collision against Shane Taylor Promotions. At the same time, Hook is about to face Shane Taylor himself with the FTW title on the line. Knowing what Shane’s capable of, what is Hook’s strategy going into that match? Shibata uses his voice-to-text translator say, “Pardon the interruption… Hook, I’ll have your back tonight.” Hook appreciates that, but even knowing what Shane’s capable of, Hook’s got his own way of handling this. Shibata says bet, and Hook gives him the fist bump.

FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo!

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil knows he’s up against a bad, bad man, but this is FTW Rules! Everyone who fights for this title is a bad, bad man, so will Hook prove he’s the baddest? Or will Shane #SendHook back to New York without his gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really the biggest badass in AEW!

The bell rings, the two circle, and they feel things out. Shane swings, Hook dodges to fire off fast hands and forearms! The fans fire up behind Hook but Shane shoves him away. Hook ducks the haymaker, waistlocks, but Shane fights with elbows. Shane swings again, but Hook gets under! Shane CLUBS the Camino down, then whips. Hook holds ropes, then DUMPS Shane out! Shane tumbles to the floor, Hook pursues, and Hook SMACKS Shane off railing! Hook SMACKS Shane off steel steps, then has Shane sit in a corner. Hook rains down fists, then lets off to revel in the cheers. Hook throws knees again and again, then CLUBS Shane again.

Shane staggers along railing, but Hook puts him in the ring. The fans cheer again, Hook storms in, but Shane JABS! JABS! And BODY SHOTS! Hook falls, sputters, and the ref has Shane stay back to check. That could’ve been a liver shot but Shane hauls Hook up. Shane CHOPS Hook in the career, and Hook sputters as he goes along ropes. Shane taunts Hook, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS again! Hook staggers to another corner, Shane taunts him, “I thought you were the man!” Shane BODY BLOWS again and Hook coughs. Hook fires hands in return, backs Shane down, then reels Shane in! Shane’s too big for the suplex, though!

Shane shoves Hook, and BODY BLOWS! Hook falls to the mat, but Shane drags him back up. Shane HEADBUTTS Hook, Hook is dazed, and Shane says he thought Hook was a killer. Shane says to bow down to the killer that’s badder! Shane CHOPS Hook, suplexes him, and hangs him out to dry! Hook sputters and falls, Shane soaks up heat, and Battle of the Belts goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Hook up, TOSSES him out, then goes out to bring Hook up. Shane whips Hook hard into steel steps! Hook writhes, Shane storms around, then Shane drags Hook up. Shane makes Hook take a seat in a corner, then runs up to KNEE Hook against railing! Hook falls over, but he’s somehow still conscious! Shane drags Hook up and hangs him out to dry on the railing! Hook sputters and falls to the floor, and Shane talks more trash. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the ring, and BOTB returns to single picture. Shane has Hook on the apron, for the APRON LEG DROP! Hook sputters more while Shane seethes.

Shane storms in, talks trash on the fans, then soaks up the heat. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the corner, and BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOT! HAYMAKER! Hook slumps down in the corner but the fans rally up. Shane waits on Hook, Hook says he’s still in this! Shane stands Hook up to BODY SHOT, BODY SHOT and BODY SHOT! Then Shane ROCKS Hook again, again, and AGAIN! Hook flops back down while Shane storms around. The ref checks with Hook, Shane says to call it already! Hook says no, he’s still in this! Shane drags Hook up, tells Hook to quit or he gets send home in a body bag!

The fans boo as Shane whips corner to corner, hard! Hook sputters, Shane runs in, but Hook dodges! Shane hits buckles, Hook hurries to waistlock! Shane fights the grip, then ROCKS Hook! Hook ROCKS Shane back! And ROCKS him again and again! The fans fire up as Hook fires more shots! Hook runs to LARAIT! Shane stays up, Hook LARIATS again! Hook runs, ducks the haymaker, and GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Shane staggers up in a daze, and Hook clinches to EXPLODER!! Hook covers, TWO!! Shane is still tougher than that and Hook is beside himself! Hook runs up in the corner, but into an URENAGE!

Shane drags Hook into the drop zone, goes up the corner, and he SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO?!? Hook survives and shocks Shane! Shane storms around, the fans rally up, and Shane drags Hook up. Shane slaps Hook around, then winds up, but Hook dodges! And dodges! REDRUM!! Shane is caught, he flails around, but then he fights up! Shane RAMS Hook into buckles, but Hook still holds on! Shane RAMS Hook in again, but Hook still has his hooks in! BACKPACK SENTON!! Shane is free, but then Hook springs up, REDRUM!! He even traps the arms!! Shane flails, reaches out, but he’s fading! Shane’s OUT, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (still FTW Champion)

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does it again! He takes damage and finds a way to win! But now, will he have that face to face meeting with Chris Jericho this Wednesday Night Dynamite?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Lexi is with Azucar as he is just moments away from his Title Eliminator match for the International Championship. However, Lexi wants to know if he knows what’s going on with Best Friends. Rocky says Chuck, Trent and Orange Cassidy are like brothers to him, and yet he has no idea what’s going on there. But right now, he can’t really worry about that, he has to focus on the match with Roderick Strong. When Rocky wins, he’ll be one step closer to fulfilling his destiny of becoming International Champion. Kyle O’Reilly pops in, wishes Rocky luck, and then heads back out. Will Azucar be able to get one over on the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will he just end up broken?

 

AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero!

While Azucar is confident, it was just last night on Rampage that Roddy took offense to him and Kyle O’Reilly even thinking there was a chance this match doesn’t go The Undisputed Kingdom’s way. Will Roddy prove them all wrong by crossing Rocky off the list? Or is this were The Kingdom starts to crumble?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are behind Rocky as he and Roddy tie up. Rocky waistlocks, Roddy wrenches to wristlock, but Rocky rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back. Roddy tries to pull hair but Rocky twists the wrist. Roddy pulls on Rocky’s ear to have the headlock and takeover. Rocky fights up, pops out the back, and then steps over. Rocky hooks an arm but Roddy fights off the takedown to hip toss and cover. ONE, but Roddy facelocks. Rocky fights up, pries at the hold, but Roddy holds on tight. Rocky still fights his way out of the hold, wristlocks and wrenches again, then YANKS the arm.

Roddy ROCKS Rocky then CHOPS him! Roddy whips, Rocky slides under then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky then wrenches Roddy and goes up a corner. Rocky FLYING KNEE DROPS right on the arm! The fans cheer the Latino Heat and Rocky goes back to the corner. Rocky CHOPS Roddy, Roddy CHOPS back! Rocky CHOPS, Roddy kicks low! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, ROCKS him, then reels Rocky in for a BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes but Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy and The Kingdom talk trash, Roddy swings but Rocky dodges! Rocky CHOPS and then stomps away on Roddy!

Rocky digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, then stands Roddy up. Rocky snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Roddy flounders, Rocky covers, ONE!! Rocky keeps one eye on The Kingdom, then he brings Roddy around. UPPERCUT and Roddy staggers. Roddy BOOTS, whips, but Rocky goes Spiderman! Rocky then dodges Roddy and sends him tumbling out! Rocky goes out to PENALTY KICK from the apron! Rocky leaps to DIVING STOMP! Roddy writhes, Rocky gives more Latino Heat, and BOTB goes picture in picture.

Rocky tells The Kingdom to back off, and so does the ref. Taven mocks Rocky’s Latino Heat, but Rocky puts Roddy in the ring. Rocky storms up on Roddy to KICK his leg! Roddy hobbles to a corner, Rocky CHOPS him and then follows him. Rocky ROCKS Roddy, ROCKS him again, but Roddy bails out. Rocky goes after Roddy on the apron, but Roddy lifts! Rocky fights that to then elbow Roddy! But Rocky has to watch out for The Kingdom lurking! Roddy BOOTS Rocky, then POSTS him! Rocky falls to the floor, Roddy hops down and he drags Rocky up. Roddy gives Rocky a RAILING BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes, The Kingdom mocks him more, and Roddy drags Rocky up.

Roddy puts Rocky in the ring, stomps Rocky around, then drags him up to CHOP! Rocky staggers to a corner, Roddy storms up on him, and then DECKS him! Roddy soaks up the heat, then he digs his boots into Rocky! The ref counts, Roddy lets off at 4, but just switches feet! The ref counts more, Roddy steps away, and Rocky sputters along the ropes. Roddy gets Rocky up but Rocky ROCKS him first! And again! Roddy hits back, Rocky CHOPS, and CHOPS! Rocky runs, but Roddy blocks the Rana to make it a POWER BREAKER! Rocky writhes, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy clamps onto Rocky with a motorcycle stretch!

Rocky endures as Roddy digs knee into Rocky’s back. Rocky fights up, moves around, but Roddy knees him low! Roddy scoops Rocky to RAM him into buckles! Then OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Rocky is still in this but Roddy stays on Rocky with stomps. Roddy stomps and stomps as BOTB returns to single picture. Roddy goes back to the motorcycle stretch but the fans rally again. Rocky fights up, fights back, and he KICKS Roddy’s leg! And KICKS! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, eggs Rocky on, but Rocky roars! Rocky fires forearms, then UPPERCUTS! Roddy wobbles, Rocky KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS!

Rocky CHOPS, whips, but Roddy reverses. Rocky reverses back to kick, but Roddy ducks the enzigiri! Rocky REWIND HEEL KICKS! Roddy flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! Rocky builds speed, fakes Roddy out and DIVES onto Taven! Then Rocky DIVES onto Roddy! Rocky puts Roddy in, runs up, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Rocky keeps his cool. Rocky fires forearms in the corner, then winds up! The fans fire up as Rocky runs in, clothesline! Another clothesline! But Roddy follows to RAM Rocky, and CHOP him! And CHOP! And CHOP! Roddy whips, Rocky comes back into the SICK KICK! Cover, TWO!

Roddy is frustrated but he hauls Rocky up. Fireman’s carry, but Rocky fights free! Roddy shoves, lifts again, but Rocky pops up to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Roddy survives but Rocky stays focused. The fans rally for Rocky as he stalks Roddy. Roddy RAMS Rocky, gets him up top, and then climbs up after him. Rocky fights with fists and a HEADBUTT! Rocky then cravats, SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives again and Rocky is beside himself! The Kingdom is also worried, they rally up for Roddy. The fans rally for Rocky as he goes out to the apron.

Rocky climbs but The Kingdom is lurking again. The ref tells them to back off, but Roddy ROCKS Rocky first! Roddy has Rocky up top but Rocky DECKS Roddy! Rocky adjusts, Roddy stands, METE- STRONG KNEE!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall (denies Rocky Romero a title opportunity)

The Kingdom helps Roddy, whether Roddy will say it that way or not. Kyle is here to celebrate with his friend, but he also checks on his other friend in Rocky. Kyle helps Rocky up to his feet, and wants the fans to give it up for Rocky. But then Wardlow LARIATS Rocky, and The Kingdom stomps away! Kyle has them stop, this isn’t cool! But then Roddy STRONG KNEES Kyle down?!? The fans boo as Roddy tells Kyle that he could do it on his own, but there’s only ONE man that can be International Champion! Kyle made the wrong decision! Roddy’s arrogance just ended his friendship with Kyle, will Kyle make Roddy pay for that?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi Nair is with the Professor of Professional Wrestling and notes how last week, Serena walked on stage after Yuka Sakazaki’s return victory. Why? Serena says she was sitting in the back, watching that impressive match, and thought to herself that she was watching a great pro-wrestler. Someone that Serena would love to tear it up with. Tonight, the Professor is here on BOTB, but has no championship opportunity. She’s not sweating it, though. Since her return, Serena is undefeated. She checked the rankings, and The Professor is sitting pretty at Number 3! So week by week, she’s climbing her way up to inevitably become champion.

Serena tells Yuka, that was an invitation. To where? Into the Deeb Dojo! Serena will show Yuka that Serena is better, and that she is what she says she is: The Professor of Pro-Wrestling! Serena wants to test herself against the Wrestling Magical Girl, but who will be the one taking a step closer to a title opportunity?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynasty!

After Roddy’s sudden rejection of Kyle O’Reilly, they are now going to battle over the International Championship! It’s the fight neither man wanted, but will Kyle give Roddy payback for what he did with interest?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet!

The Fallen Goddess is 49-0 after defeating Hikaru Shida on Supercard of Honor last week, and when she says she’s the Forever Champion, she means that. But will “forever” come to a crashing halt in Kentucky? Or will The Chef be the one getting served an L?

The introductions are made by Lexi Nair, so just a little biased in Athena’s favor. The belt is raised, and here in the main event, we see who is the face of the ROH Women’s Division!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the fans fire up for Athena already. The two circle, tie up, and they go around. They go into a corner, along ropes, then Athena throws Velvet down. Velvet holds on, they roll on the mat with the collar ‘n’ elbow, then they stand up. Athena puts Velvet in a corner, the ref counts, but Athena lets off with a cocky smile. Velvet keeps cool and resets with Athena. They tie up. Velvet wrenches an arm to wristlock, but Athena handsprings and wrenches back. Velvet rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Velvet headlocks but Athena powers up and out. Velvet runs Athena over, but Athena kips up!

The fans fire up while both women brush themselves off. They reset again, tie up, and Athena headlocks. Velvet powers up and out, but Athena wrenches to whip. Velvet ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Athena handsprings through! The fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on. But Velvet DROPKICSK Athena down! Athena gets up, Velvet arm-drags, arm-drags again, and then Velvet cheers herself on. Athena runs up into another arm-drag! Velvet has the armlock but Athena fights up and throws Velvet down by her hair! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, and things speed up.

Velvet drops, runs up and CALF KICKS Athena down! Athena bails out, Billie there to check on her. Velvet goes to the apron, Athena grabs a leg but Velvet kicks her away. Velvet then ASAI MOONSAULTS land takes Athena down! The fans fire up, Velvet drags Athena up and puts her in the ring, then has her on the apron. Velvet climbs up, brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her back. FLAPJACK off the top buckles! Velvet staggers, Athena reels her back in, APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up with Athena while BOTB goes picture in picture.

Velvet crawls into the ring but Athena follows her. Athena looms over Velvet, drags her up, then CLUBS her down. Athena stands Velvet up to whip her hard into a corner. Athena revels in the cheers before she runs in and back body blocks! Then Athena goes side to side to forearm SMASH! Athena smiles as Velvet leans against buckles. Athena shoves Velvet down, stomps her around, then drags her back up. Velvet fires body shots, but Athena bumps her off buckles. Velvet avoids the forearm to DOUBLE CHOP! Velvet fires body blows but Athena throws hands! Velvet CHOPS, Athena CHOPS, they CHOP, then Athena CHOPS Velvet off her feet!

The fans cheer while Athena snarls. Athena sits Velvet back up, KICKS her in the back, then KICKS her again! And again! Athena stands Velvet up, bumps her off buckles, then scoops to put Velvet in the Tree of Woe. Athena KICKS away on Velvet’s back, then lets her fall out of the Three. Billie applauds, tells Velvet she should’ve known better, but Velvet swipes at Billie. Billie gets away, cheers Athena on, but Velvet fires hands on Athena! Athena swings back but Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves! Velvet ROCKS Athena, kicks her legs out, then runs up , into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Athena is annoyed but still in control as BOTB goes to break.

BOTB returns once again as Athena hits buckles! Velvet rallies on Athena with clothesline after clothesline! Velvet runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Athena onto ropes! Velvet runs up to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet shoves Athena down, runs, and tilt-o-whirls again, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Athena survives and Velvet is frustrated. Athena crawls away, wanting mercy! But Velvet storms up, only for Athena to YANK Velvet into buckles! Athena then fireman’s carries Velvet for the WASTELAND! Roll through and another fireman’s carry, for another WASTELAND! Another roll through, and then Athena mocks the stirrin’ it up motion!

But Velvet pops up to RANA! Cover, TWO!! Athena escapes, Velvet runs up to wheelbarrow, but Athena URENAGES her down! Cover, TWO!! Athena is furious as Velvet survives! Athena goes up a corner, the fans cheer, and Velvet rises. But Velvet ROUNDHOUSES first! Velvet ROCKS Athena, climbs up after her, then CHOPS! Velvet goes to the very top, to SUPER VICTORY THROW! Athena flounders but she ducks the buzzsaw! Roll up, Velvet rolls through! THE SLICE! And then the tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!!! Athena survives and Velvet is fuming! Velvet pushes Athena around while the fans rally up.

Athena is in the drop zone, so Velvet goes up top. Velvet tells Billie to shut up, but Athena gets out to the apron. The fans boo but Velvet adjusts position, to leap and SUPER CROSSBODY! Athena catches her!? And then brings Velvet around to FALCON ARROW to the floor! The fans fire up as Athena roars, but so does Velvet as she rises! Only for the SUPERKICK to knock her down! Athena has a wild look on her face and Billie cheers on the Overlord. Athena gets Velvet up, THROWS her into the LED board, then THROWS her around again! Athena drags Velvet up and into the ring, storms in after her, and reels her in! Canadian Rack, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO!!!

Athena escapes, Velvet runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges then SUPERKICKS! But Athena DECKS Velvet with a forearm! Athena goes up top, Velvet rises in a daze, to get the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)

And that’s FIFTY and zero! Fifty wins, no losses, and no slowing down as she title belt clinks with Billie. But as is customary on ROH, Athena sets her belt down, and Billie does, too. They drag Velvet up, mock “stir it up,” but Velvet SLAPS Athena! And SLAPS Billie! But then Athena and Billie mug Velvet! The fans boo as Billie picks up her belt, takes aim, but then QUEEN AMINATA is here! Aminata runs down into the ring, dodges Billie to DECK Athena, then HEADBUTT for Billie! That’s payback for cheating in the TV title match! But then Athena runs up, into an Alabama Lift! AIR RAID CRASH!!

Aminata saves Velvet while also making her own impact, will The Queen not be denied her crown? Or will the Fallen Goddess look to make her pay for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A really good BOTB but uh, after ten of these, we already know nothing really happens on these. Great action and promos like on Collision, but no titles were ever changing hands. And after two hours of Collision, the crowd was of course tired out. Hook of course defeated Shane but it was a really good showing of Hook’s resilience to take all that damage and still win. Really good match from Roddy and Rocky that Roddy of course won, and turns out I was right in thinking they’d fast track Roddy VS Kyle here. That match will be great stuff, but it’d be a shame if Kyle’s first title shot ends up a loss, even with The Kingdom all there to interfere and distract.

Good promo from Serena to make it clear that she’s having a match with Yuka, just in case it wasn’t clear last week. And then a great main event for the ROH Women’s Championship. Red Velvet looked great even in defeat, and natural move for Aminata to show up and go after Athena & Billie. Aminata really has her pick of the two titles at this point, and while payback on Billie for Supercard is an obvious route, why wouldn’t she go right to the source and take down Athena? Athena’s made it to 50-0, and if not when Athena faced Billie, not when she faced Nyla Rose nor when she faced Shida, her first loss should be to pass the torch to Aminata.

Aminata went through the grind, paid her dues, and has got organically over with ROH viewers, so if she isn’t gonna be the historic first Women’s TV Champ, make her the woman that takes down the top woman in ROH.

My Score: 8.6/10


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