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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (8/20/20)

The Superstar Picks return!

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NEW NXT UK

The superstars of NXT UK share their favorites!

Superstar Picks returns with some lesser known classics! Will one of yours be among them? One of them includes Bret “The Hitman” Hart!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Prime Time Wrestling 10/8/85 – Dynamite Kid VS Bret Hart; Dynamite Kid wins.
  • Mae Young Classic 2017 – Piper Niven VS Serena Deeb; Niven wins and advances.
  • WCW Uncensored 1996 – William Regal VS Fit Finlay; Finlay wins, by disqualification.

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Andy Shepherd welcomes us back!

This week opens the WWE Network archives for the superstars to pick their favorites of all time! First, the Yorkshire Grit, Ridge Holland! His pick comes from WWE Prime Time Wrestling, 1985, featuring “two of the most influential performers that we know today.” It’s the Dynamite Kid, Tom Billington and Bret “The Hitman” Hart!

Dynamite Kid VS Bret Hart!

The referee checks these “young lions,” if you can believe these two legends were ever rising stars. Hart insists the ref double check Dynamite Kid, so the ref does. With everything good to go, the bell rings and the two circle. Hart backs away to a corner and uses the ropes as defense, but the fans egg him on to face Kid. Hart and Dynamite tie up, Dynamite powers Hart to ropes and almost pushes him out! Hart says there’s hair pulling and the ref reprimands but Dynamite defends his innocence, as do the fans. Dynamite and Hart go again, Dynamite powers Hart to the ropes and Hart again says there’s hair pulling. Hart bails out in a huff while Dynamite again defends his case. The ref sides with Dynamite and has Hart get in the ring.

Hart and Dynamite tie up, Dynamite headlocks but Hart powers out. Dynamite runs him over with a shoulder! Things speed up, Hart hurdles but leaps into a catapult! Hart hits buckles hard, Dynamite drops a knee! Hart bails out again and catches his breath as he walks around the way. Fans cheer and jeer while Dynamite waits. Hart hears the ring count climbing and returns. Hart and Dynamite circle, but Hart backs away to a corner again. The ref wants Hart to come back, Hart and Dynamite tie up. Hart puts Dynamite on ropes and clubs away. Hart whips, Dynamite blocks the boot! Dynamite spins Hart for an atomic drop! Hart flounders but Dynamite has him in the corner. Dynamite snap suplexes and covers, TWO!

Dynamite wraps on a chinlock and Hart endures. Fans want Dynamite to rip that head off but Hart fights his way up and spins out to a hammerlock. Dynamite reverses it onto Hart, Hart spins it back. Dynamite runs around to throw Hart out of the ring! Fans are fired up seeing Hart go flying! Hart flounders up and throws a tantrum, then takes another walk around the ring. Hart finally comes back, he and Dynamite knuckle lock. Hart breaks to wrench through to a wristlock. Dynamite rolls, cartwheels and shovels Hart for a suplex! Dynamite has the wristlock, Hart kips up to throw Dynamite down by his hair! Hart stomps and whips Dynamite to give him the kitchen sink knee! Dynamite tumbles up and over but Hart pulls hair to bring Dynamite up for a slam!

Hart goes to a corner, and drops an ax handle! Then an elbow! Hart drops a leg, too, but Dynamite gets to ropes. Hart drags Dynamite up, bumps him off buckles, then brings him around for a headbutt! Dynamite sits up in a daze but Hart CLUBS him! Hart throws Dynamite out of the ring and pursues. Hart brings Dynamite up for a scoop and slam to the floor! And back then, there were no pads, that was just straight concrete! Dynamite manages to make it back in the ring before 10, but Hart gives him a fast backbreaker! Cover, TWO! Hart argues the count as Dynamite survives. Hart brings Dynamite up, whips him to ropes but Dynamite sunset flips! Cover, TWO! Hart gets out, gets Dynamite’s legs and stomps his stomach! The ref reprimands Hart, that was close to below the belt.

Hart brings Dynamite up to headbutt and throw a European Uppercut! Then another! Fans boo and jeer as Hart uppercuts and elbows more. Dynamite counters an uppercut to a backslide! TWO, and Hart drags Dynamite back up to throw haymakers! Hart whips and scoops, but Dynamite slips out to scoop and backbreaker back! Both men are down but rising as the fans rally up. Dynamite and Hart end up on the ropes, Hart sneaks in a choke! The ref counts, Hart lets up to tangle Dynamite in the ropes. Hart throws hands, then runs, but Dynamite frees himself in time! Dynamite dodges, Hart throws himself into ropes and flies off! Dynamite drags Hart up, whips and runs over with a lariat! Then the falling headbutt! Dynamite returns that hair pull and slam! “Revenge is so sweet!”

Dynamite has Hart in the corner, whips him corner to corner HARD, and Hart bounces off the buckles! Dynamite runs for a knee drop! Cover, TWO! Hart lives but Dynamite won’t let up. Dynamite brings Hart up and around for a high and hard back suplex! Cover, TWO!! Hart survives again but Dynamite won’t stop! Dynamite goes to a corner, for a FLYING KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO!! Hart shocks the fans by surviving again! Dynamite drags Hart back up, headlocks but Hart powers out. Things speed up, Hart’s trip sends Dynamite flying into ropes! Hart brings Dynamite up, whips again, and pops up, only for Dynamite to slip out! Dynamite waistlocks, Hart throws him out in return for earlier! Hart takes a breather before he fetches Dynamite. Hart scoops but Dynamite slips out and O’Conner Rolls! DYNAMITE KID WINS!

Winner: Dynamite Kid, by pinfall

What a shocker! Hart argues he got out or that there was tights being pulled, but the ref says there was no such thing! Dynamite Kid wins big, but now “The Anvil” Jim Neidhart gets in! The Hart Foundation beat up Dynamite and DOUBLE HOTSHOT! Here comes Davey Boy Smith!! The British Bulldog throws The Anvil out, then whips the Hitman for a HUGE military press slam! The British Bulldogs run the Hart Foundation off, and stand victorious together!

 

Andy Shepherd welcomes us back from break.

Before the second match of the card, let’s highlight the stars of the NXT UK Women’s Division!

NXT UK Women’s Champion Kay Lee Ray says that whether we like it or not, KLR continues to go down in the record books. Dani Luna vows to show us something new and something special. The French Hope, Amale, says NXT UK is “in desperate need of a revolution.” Jinny says no one will ever be as fabulous as the Fashionista. The White Witch, Isla Dawn, is “fire and spirit.” Candy Floss promises to be stronger than ever. The Leading Lady welcomes us to the Nina Samuels Show. Xia Brookside will fight for the dreamers! Aoife Valkyrie will have us #WitnessTheRise. Piper Niven has steamrolled through the roster and making a name for herself, and she’s growing ever closer to the title. And speaking of…

Piper Niven introduces her Superstar Pick.

“In this match, we take a look at some of my time in the 2017 Mae Young Classic.” Coming to the MYC was incredible! She met so many great competitors and the WWE Universe. “But as incredible as this experience was, it was also extremely daunting.” Did she have what it takes to win? She battled hard against Santana Garrett, and faced the biggest yet: the #Incompatible Serena Deeb. A veteran like Serena made Piper wonder if she belonged. “But where there is life, there is hope.” She fought so hard to get to this point, and wouldn’t let the opportunity slip away without a fight. Piper was ready to show everyone what she’s made of!

Piper Niven VS Serena Deeb!

In the opening round, The Scottish Viper defeated the Wonder Woman of Wrestling, Santana Garrett, while the former Queen of FCW overcame The Vision, Vanessa Borne. But Serena’s road to redemption crosses paths with Piper’s sheer determination! Whose run in the inaugural MYC comes to an end?

Fans duel before the bell, they’re just as fired up for this match as they were the opener. Serena and Piper shake hands then tie up, Serena tries but is powered backward into a corner. Piper gives her a playful chin jab like she did Santana Garrett, but just like Santana, Serena doesn’t take kindly, she shoves Piper back. They tie up again, Piper still powers Serena to a corner. Piper goes to clothesline but Serena slips out and Piper hits buckles. Serena gets a headlock, Piper blocks the takeover with strength. Serena keeps the headlock, grinding Piper’s head. Serena tries to lift Piper, but it’s just too much, Piper falls on Serena for the cover, TWO.

Piper drags Serena up to club Serena down, then stalks her at the ropes to put on a chinlock. Cobra clutch now, the fans start dueling again as they rally, Piper gives Serena the cobra clutch backbreaker, swings Serena out but Serena ducks the lariat to roll Piper, TWO. Serena gets the headlock again, fans rally, Piper lifts Serena with power into a back suplex. Serena lets go, Piper runs, low crossbody! Cover, TWO! Serena somehow survives, so Piper keeps going as she runs and jumps, the back senton takes knees! Serena and Piper slowly get to their feet, fans rally, back to a headlock, Serena runs and uses the corner for a tornado takedown! Serena grinds Piper to try and make it a cover, Piper kicks out but Serena holds on.

Piper gets to her feet as fans duel once more. Piper lifts Serena but she slips out of the back suplex. Serena throws jabs, then a right, Piper is in a corner, Serena runs in but Piper turns things around. Serena knocks Piper away, then rams Piper’s head into the top buckle a few times. Piper staggers, Serena jumps, flying code breaker! Serena is fired up as Piper gets up, Serena hits her with a short but strong POWERSLAM! Serena isn’t done there, she kicks Piper, turns her for the neckbreaker, cover, TWO! Serena isn’t frustrated but she does go for broke as she tries to lift Piper again. Piper’s still too much, and Piper throws Serena right into a corner, CANNONBALL! The fans applaud as Piper covers, TWO!

Piper is feeling some frustration now, the fans rally as she drags Serena back up. Serena slips down from Piper’s shoulder, cravat driver! Cover, TWO! Serena feels the frustration, but the fans applaud and duel once more. Serena keeps her eyes on Piper as she gets up, Serena runs in, Piper dodges and clubs Serena. Serena is whipped corner to corner hard, Piper drags her to position and goes up, BANZAI SPLASH! Cover, TWO!?! Piper can’t believe Serena survived! The fans tell her “One more time!” Piper drags Serena over, and she’s going to go up to the very top! Piper jumps, but Serena dodges! Piper flops, staggers up, Serena runs in, but Piper evades to reel Serena into the Michinoku Driver! Cover, Piper wins!

Winner: Piper Niven, by pinfall (advances to the quarterfinals)

Serena’s done in the tournament, but perhaps her road to redemption is just taking a detour. We know in the present that Piper doesn’t win the MYC but she does make waves in NXT UK. Will Piper one day grab the NXT UK Women’s Championship away from her former friend in Kay Lee Ray?

 

Superstar Picks continues next week!

Three more superstars, three more classics! Who introduces their favorite matches? Will they match up with yours?

 

Dave Mastiff gives his pick.

The Proper British Heavyweight reflected on what kind of wrestling style he holds dear. That was two other proper heavyweights having a “real scrap,” which brought him to think of the now NXT General Manager, William Regal, in his prime, taking on the Belfast Bruiser, Fit Finlay, back in 1996! These two rivals battled all over Europe and now bring their brutality to North America. Mastiff challenges us to find the exact moment Finlay breaks Regal’s nose and cheek with a single punch.

William Regal VS Fit Finlay!

Well, if Hart and Dynamite Kid as young guns was a trip, the same goes for these two! Though, technically it was Steven Regal back then… And another blast from the past, Dusty Rhodes was on commentary! Mastiff already pointed out a point where “Lord Regal” gets his face busted, when and where will that happen during this classic scrap of a match?

As soon as Finlay hits the ring, he hits Regal with his half football pad, half leather jacket… Jacket. The bell rings to get this on the record as Finlay clobbers away and then CLUBS him in the corner! Finlay headlocks, Regal powers out and hip tosses HARD! Cover, TWO! Regal drags Finlay up, throws EuroUppers then runs, into a BOOT! Finlay drops elbows, covers, TWO! Finlay keeps on Regal with elbows to the face and a stomp to the hand! Regal gets up but Finlay reels him in for a LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Finlay keeps his cool as he KICKS Regal in the back! The fans fire up with Finlay as he drags Regal back up. Finlay throws forearms, Regal boots and EuroUppers back! Finlay falls, Regal is all over him with a chinlock.

Regal grinds Finlay down but Finlay endures. Regal cranks on the hold by pushing up with his feet, then he clubs Finlay into a seated cobra twist. Regal clubs away and wraps on a modified cobra clutch. Finlay continues to endure, even as Regal grinds his forearm into Finlay’s face. Finlay knees free! Finlay headbutts and snapmares Regal to drop a knee! The fans cheer as Finlay throws Regal out and hurries after with a clubbing forearm! Finlay fireman’s carries and drops Regal on the railing! Regal sputters after taking that snake eyes but Finlay drags him up to YANK into the post! Regal clutches his chest while Finlay gets in the ring. Finlay STOMPS Regal at the apron, then drags him up to hotshot that arm! Regal flops into the ring, Finlay is after the arm with a lock.

Finlay eggs Regal on as he cranks on the hold. Regal knees free and punches back so he can BOOT Finlay down! Regal stomps Finlay’s head then brings him up for a EuroUpper. Regal whips corner to corner, Finlay goes up and turns around, into a dropkick! Cover, TWO! Regal tries again, TWO! A third time, TWO! Regal has the arm for a high keylock. Finlay endures as we check in on Spanish commentary with special guest, WCW United States Champion, Konnan. Back in the ring, Regal clobbers Finlay, wrenches the arm but Finlay ROCKS him with that right! Finlay wrenches and drags Regal down to also capture the other arm. Finlay turns Regal for a cover, TWO! Regal pulls hair while resisting the cover. Regal palm strikes Finlay over and over and over, body shots and knees!

Regal gets around to half nelson and grind Finlay down. Finlay endures as Regal cranks on the arm. Regal makes it a cover, TWO! Regal rains down right hands and the ref reprimands. Regal lets up but he’s sneaking in a choke with his shin! The ref counts and Regal lets up at 4 as the fans boo. Regal stomps Finlay, brings him up and throws knees. Regal throws another uppercut but Finlay pokes an eye! Finlay DECKS Regal then drops a knee of his own! Finlay brings Regal up, scoops and slams, then drops a senton! Cover, TWO! Regal survives and Finlay can’t believe it. Finlay chinlocks Regal and grinds him down. Regal fights but Finlay throws punches. Regal tries to counter with a facelock but Finlay cranks back on Regal’s head.

Finlay grinds Regal, Regal fights and pries at the hold, and spins around to get out. Finlay slips out of the chinlock but Regal ROCKS him with a right. Regal walks into a BOOT, then Finlay LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Regal checks his teeth while Finlay drags Regal up. Finlay drags Regal out to the apron and digs him into the edge, before he SLAMS him down! And CLUBS him, too! Finlay brings Regal out to smash his head off the railing! Finlay looks for chairs but the ref stops him. Regal kicks and punches back! Fans jeer as Regal puts Finlay back in the ring. Finlay kicks back, brings Regal up but Regal resists the suplex. Regal tries to suplex but Finlay resists! The two fight for control, Regal manages to suplex Finlay up and out!

Finlay hits the floor, Regal drops an elbow from the apron! Regal staggers up and into the ring to leave Finlay behind. Fans boo but Regal soaks up the heat. Finlay gets up and on the apron but Regal is on him right away. Regal bends Finlay against the ropes and CLUBS him down! Regal stomps Finlay, drags Finlay back up and snapmares him down. Regal drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Regal has the headlock and grinds Finlay, but Finlay sits up. Finlay pries free, has the arm now, then ROCKS Regal point blank. Finlay KICKS Regal right in the back! And the fans are loving the Belfast Bruiser! Finlay puts Regal in a corner but Regal turns things around. Regal has a leg and distracts the ref with some claim, and he KICKS Finlay low! Was it a low blow? The ref can’t say now after missing it.

The fans boo and jeer as Regal defends his innocence, but then he smirks at the fans. Regal drops an elbow and covers, TWO! Regal keeps Finlay down and tries again, TWO! Finlay gets a ropebreak so Regal has to let up, but he scrapes his soles on Finlay’s face! The ref reprimands but Regal KICKS Finlay back. Regal brings Finlay up to rock with another EuroUpper, but Finlay pokes Regal in the eye! Finlay whips, Regal sunset flips but Finlay stays up to bring Regal around for a knee drop! Finlay drops another knee and then drops an elbow. Regal avoids that one and covers quick, TWO! Regal has the arm for a double wristlock but Finlay endures. Regal digs a knee into Finlay’s head but Finlay still endures. Regal grinds the knee in then sits Finlay up to club away on his chest!

Fans rally for Finlay but Regal whips Finlay corner to corner. Finlay wrenches, whips and BACK DROPS Regal hard! Finlay stomps Regal, clubs him, and then gets the legs. Regal resists but Finlay keeps cranking. Regal pops Finlay to a cover, TWO! Regal drags Finlay back up, and just clubs him on the head! Finlay gets to the apron, Regal goes out and slams his chest on the apron edge! Regal clubs Finlay for good measure before getting in the ring. Regal sits Finlay up to choke on the ropes, but Finlay ROCKS Regal with a left! Finlay stomps Regal and drags Regal back out to then RAM him into the apron! And CHOP him! And ROCK him with an uppercut!

Regal is seething but floundering as the ref has Finlay back off to a corner. Regal’s face is bleeding, that moment Mastiff mentioned has apparently come. Finlay waits as Regal slowly gets back to his feet. Finlay goes out the side and clobbers Regal with ax handles. Finlay throws hands, Regal gets in the ring, but Finlay stays with him. Finlay stomps Regal in the chest before bringing him back up. Finlay bumps Regal off the buckles but Regal boots Finlay up and out of the ring! Finlay flounders up but Regal kicks him back. Regal goes out and ROCKS Finlay at the ramp! Regal keeps Finlay from getting to the ring, and runs him all the way to the “Doomsday Cage”!

Regal CLOBBERS Finlay, then composes himself. Regal brings Finlay up, brings him back to ringside and bumps him off the apron! Wait, the Blue Bloods are attacking! The Squire and the Earl are helping Regal!

Winner: Fit Finlay, by disqualification

Squire David Taylor and Earl Robert Eaton just ruined this incredible brawl, but they hold Finlay up for Regal’s CHOP! Regal leaves as if he won, but that’s the exact opposite. Finlay wants more and chases Regal to the backstage area! So much fire between these two, no wonder this rivalry continued even into the WWE!


My Thoughts:

A really fun episode of classics here, especially those incredible throwbacks to the younger days of some all time greats. Hart and Dynamite Kid had a really good match, but by today’s standards, that quick pin finish clearly meant this feud was continuing. Neidhart and British Bulldog getting involved in that brawl also indicated that. I’m not a wrestling historian but I would think there was a Hart Foundation VS British Bulldogs tag team match. Piper VS Serena was a pretty good match for just the second round of the original Mae Young Classic.

We got a pretty good NXT UK Women’s Division hype package, I wonder if this foreshadows a huge match or even tournament to decide a challenger for KLR. Regal VS Finlay was great stuff, maybe a little dragged out for just a DQ finish, but maybe there was an audible called because Regal got busted open like that. Still great stuff there, too, certainly something memorable for young British fans like Mastiff.

My Score: 8.3/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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