Notice: Undefined index: slug in /var/www/wp-includes/class-wp-theme-json.php on line 1440

Notice: Undefined index: slug in /var/www/wp-includes/class-wp-theme-json.php on line 1440

Notice: Undefined index: slug in /var/www/wp-includes/class-wp-theme-json.php on line 1440
Connect with us

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (10/13/20)

A Dark 14 before the 14th!



AEW Dark Coverage

A GIGANTIC episode of Dark to celebrate the Dynamite Anniversary!

To commemorate the Dynamite Anniversary landing on October 14th, Dark gives us FOURTEEN MATCHES in one night! Who celebrates with a win going into the celebration on Wednesday?


  • Fatal 4 Way: Evil Uno VS Frankie Kazarian VS Jungle Boy VS The Blade; Jungle Boy wins.
  • The Lucha Brothers VS Cezar Bononi & Lee Johnson; The Lucha Brothers win.
  • Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS Brandon Cutler; Double Disqualification Draw.
  • Matt Sydal VS Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela; Sydal wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS M’Badu, Aaron Solow & Angel Fashion; The Dark Order wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Elayna Black; Velvet wins.
  • Ricky Starks VS Fuego del Sol; Starks wins.
  • Gunn Club VS Ryzin & Maxx Stardom; Gunn Club wins.
  • Darby Allin VS Nick Comoroto; Darby wins.
  • Colt Cabana w/ Evil Uno VS Griff Garrison; Cabana wins.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS KiLynn King; Rose wins.
  • Joey Janela w/ Sonny Kiss VS D3; Janela wins.
  • Wardlow VS Elijah Dean; Wardlow wins.
  • Eddie Kingston VS Baron Black; Kingston wins.


Fatal 4 Way: Evil Uno VS Frankie Kazarian VS Jungle Boy VS The Blade!

What a way to open Dark! Four of the top teams in AEW send in one half each to do battle! Will it be the Dark Order, SoCal Uncensored, Jurassic Express or The Mad King’s family that can boast a huge victory ahead of the Dynamite Anniversary?

The bell rings and the four men talk some smack to each other. Blade shoves Kaz into Uno. Kaz and Uno shove Blade and JB, and now it’s a brawl! Kaz throws hands on Blade while Uno throws haymakers and elbows. JB dodges and huricanranas Uno out! Blade runs at JB but misses, Kaz clotheslines Blade out! Kaz swings on JB, JB gets around to a waistlock. Kaz switches. JB switches but Kaz switches again. Kaz back suplexes, JB lands on his feet, but Kaz blocks the kick and sweeps the leg. Kaz jackknifes, JB bridges up and spins around, but Kaz fights off the backslide to sunset flip! TWO, JB sits, TWO! JB ducks a kick, Kaz jumps the sweep, but they see Blade and Uno come back. Kaz and JB knock those two down, JB goes to O’Conner roll but Kaz bucks him away!

Kaz rushes JB, JB side-steps to roll Kaz up, TWO! JB tries a lateral press but Blade drags him off. Uno gets in to cradle Kaz, TWO! Uno kicks Kaz and CHOPS him in a corner! Uno whips Kaz corner to corner, Kaz goes up and rolls Uno up, TWO! Kaz sobats, front kicks and LARIATS! Blade returns and elbows Kaz. Blade suplexes Kaz into buckles! JB returns and CHOPS Blade, to knuckle lock and go up. Uno swings, JB jumps over and kicks him away! JB hits a flying arm-drag and a dropkick! Kaz is up, JB dodges and dropkicks him! Cover, TWO! The fans are fired up for Jungle Boy as he brings Kaz back up. JB throws forearms, whips Kaz corner to corner but Kaz reverses. JB goes up but Kaz gets him in an Electric Chair, Japanese cross-arm SUPLEX! Bridging cover but Uno breaks it!

Uno drags JB up to CHOP him to a corner! Uno stands JB up to CHOP while Blade goes after Kaz on the outside. Uno whips JB corner to corner then runs in and back elbows! Uno suplexes JB for a BRAIN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Kaz and Blade brawl but Blade rakes eyes! Uno undoes wrist tape but the ref keeps him from using it on JB. Uno “apologizes” as the ref confiscates the tape, but Uno undoes tape from the other wrist! Uno uses that to choke JB and then reel him in for a neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Blade is back and he goes after Uno. Uno and Blade knock Kaz off the apron and then Uno JABS Blade! Uno runs, Blade hurdles and leaps to forearm Uno down! Cover, TWO! Blade brings Uno up, Uno throws a forearm. Blade forearms back and the two brawl! Blade CHOPS, Uno CHOPS, repeat!

Blade forearms, Uno forearms, Kaz and JB get in to throw haymakers! They brawl again like the beginning of the match and Blade puts Kaz in a corner. JB fights back but now he’s 2v1 as Blade and Uno put him in the other corner. They whip JB corner to corner but JB leaps up to monkey flip Kaz, who uses that to DOUBLE LARIAT Uno and Blade! JB rolls Kaz up, TWO! JB dodges Kaz and DIVES onto Uno! JB gets back in, shoulders Kaz away and slingshots up and over to DIVE into Blade! Blade goes down, JB gets back on the apron but Kaz gets JB for a SLINGSHOT CUTTER! Kaz sees Uno, swings and gets a guillotine leg drop! Blade runs in, Kaz gets him first for a PERFECT PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Blade escapes, Uno kicks Kaz and feeds him to Blade, BOOT causes a DDT!

JB rises as fans rally, he sunset flips Uno, TWO! Uno swings but into a crucifix. Uno pops JB up to a fireman’s carry then an Electric Chair, fold and USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! JB survives that fusion of Cow Cutter and One Winged Angel and Uno is shocked! Blade gets up but Uno dodges and CHOPS him back! Uno climbs up to rain down fists, but Blade gets him for a POWERBOMB! Blade runs and BOOTS Uno in the corner, but Kaz shoulders into Blade. Kaz slingshots to DDT Blade down! JB is back and he swings on Kaz. Kaz dodges, they both run, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES take both men down! Fans fire up as all four men are down!

Fans rally as there’s a standing count on the four, but it only gets to 5 before Kaz rises! Kaz CHOPS JB, hoists him up top and climbs up to join him. Blade drags Kaz down to go after JB, but Kaz brings him down and CHOPS! Kaz climbs up, Blade joins him, but JB fights them both. Uno is up, but instead of joining in, he trips them all up! Triple the crotch damage! Uno drags JB up and reels him in. He blows a kiss, spins JB up but JB trips him and jackknifes, JB wins!!!

Winner: Jungle Boy, by pinfall

That was fast! And Uno doesn’t like it, so he attacks! And out comes Stu Grayson and the Numbers! They beat down JB but Kaz goes to help! Butcher comes out to reinforce Blade, and even Christopher Daniels and Marko Stunt are here! Stunt has a kendo stick and he SMACKS the Numbers! Daniels has no love for the Dark Order, either, so he throws hands! Stunt SMACKS Alan Angels and SMACKS Preston Vance! Stunt dares someone to step up, but Angels takes the stick away. Luchasaurus returns to BOOT Angels down! And he grabs Reynolds to CHOP him down! Vance swings on Luchasaurus but takes the TAIL WHIP! Jurassic Express and SCU stand tall together, but Jungle Boy is the one with momentum! Will JB use that to win the AEW World Championship contender’s tournament?


The Lucha Brothers VS Cezar Bononi & Lee Johnson!

Pentagon and Rey Fenix are hungry for gold, and we know Fenix is in the same contender’s tournament as Jungle Boy. Will the brothers work together against the Brazilian V8 Engine and Big Shotty to help “the family” get ahead?

The teams sort out and Pentagon starts against Bononi. They approach, Pentagon dodges to KICK and CHOP! “Listen! Cero, Miedo!” Penta runs but Bononi runs him over! Fenix tags in, ties up with Bononi but Bononi powers him down. Fenix dodges, runs but into a BIG scoop slam! Bononi tags in Johnson and they double whip Fenix. Fenix holds ropes, dodges Johnson and Penta kicks him! Fenix body shots, runs and handsprings, GAMANGIRI to a torture rack. Penta tosses Johnson for an inverted snake eyes! Tag to Fenix, Fenix brings Johnson up and CHOPS him! Fenix keeps Johnson from getting away, tags Penta back in, and Penta torture racks again. Pentagon flips Johnson but he lands out of the Burning Hammer to fire off strikes! Johnson uppercuts, dodges and hot tags Bononi!

Bononi forearms Penta, Fenix tags in and goes up as Bononi splashes Penta. Bononi elbows Penta, Fenix runs in but Bononi CLOBBERS Him! Penta dodges, springboards, but Bononi catches him! Fenix adds on but Bononi stays up!? POWERBOMB POWERSLAM COMBO! Cover on Fenix, TWO! Bononi keeps close and drags Fenix up. Bononi reels Fenix in, lifts, but Fenix fights the bomb off this time. Fenix ROUNDHOUSES, mule kicks, but Bononi shoves him away but Fenix rolls under the double ax handles to mule kick again. Fenix sends Bononi to the corner, Bononi swings on Penta but Penta ducks. Fenix runs in, Bononi sends Fenix up and out but Penta tags in. Penta enziguris Bononi, Fenix goes up and springobard arm-drags Bononi down! WAZZAP!? PUNISHER STOMP! Uno, dos, tres, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!

Penta clubs Bononi, kicks Johnson, and coordinates with Fenix. They bring Bononi up, but Johnson trips Fenix up! Fenix manages to land safely but Bononi shoves Penta into him! Fenix tumbles down, Johnson jumps in, Bononi scoops Penta while Johnson FLIES! Direct hit onto Fenix while Bononi RAMS Penta into buckles! Bononi drags Penta away to cover, TWO!! Penta survives but Bononi drags him away and tags in Johnson. Johnson goes up top, leaps, but Penta dodges! Penta DECKS Bononi, Johnson fireman’s carries but Penta slips off. Penta dodges and SLING BLADES! Fenix drags Johnson back for a leg drop! Fenix goes after Bononi and enziguris him down! Fenix drags Johnson up, tags Penta, and the brothers coordinate again. DOUBLE STOMP PACKAGE DRIVER! Fenix keeps Bononi out as Penta covers, the Lucha Brothers win!

Winners: Lucha Brothers, by pinfall

The brothers win again! Will they be poised for an AEW World Tag Team Championship shot on the other side of Full Gear? Is Fenix going to burn up the rest of the AEW World Championship bracket?


Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS Brandon Cutler!

This is it! The Librarian has yet to win in AEW, and the same for the Dungeon Master. They tried to make it work as a team but it all fell apart, but only ONE can rise up and finally be victorious!

Avalon attacks Cutler during his entrance! Avalon clubs Cutler and Leva hurries out after him. Avalon brings Cutler up for a POWERBOMB to the ramp! Leva can’t believe this while Avalon tells the ref to back off. Cutler crawls to the stage, MARTI-KNEES!! Avalon grabs a mic and demands to be declared the winner by default. The ref says it won’t work like that, but Avalon insists this is by forfeit! Avalon demands to have his hand raised, and he announces himself the winner! Say it for him, Justin Roberts! Cutler gets in the ring, the bell rings and Avalon clobbers him again! Avalon rains down furious fists but the ref counts. Avalon stops, goes up and watches Cutler rise, SUPER MARTI-KNEES!! Avalon won’t stop, he dropkicks Cutler out of the ring!

Avalon gets a mic and demands to have Cutler be counted out. The ref counts, Avalon already says he’s won, but Cutler rises at 7! Cutler is in, Avalon is after him again, he clubs Cutler and hits a BIG back suplex! Avalon drags Cutler up for another back suplex! Avalon won’t stop, he brings Cutler up for a THIRD back suplex! Cutler writhes, Avalon gets the leg and turns him over for a Half Crab! Avalon digs his knee into Cutler’s back but Cutler endures! Cutler crawls, and gets the ropebreak! Avalon holds on until the ref counts, but the ref has to make Avalon let go! Avalon tumbles into the ref, the ref warns Avalon! Cutler gets to a corner, Avalon runs in but into a boot! And then another boot! Avalon tries again, but only gets buckles! Cutler ROUNDHOUSES, then slingshot enziguris!

Cutler is after Avalon in the ropes and CHOPS him over and over as Avalon seesaws. Avalon is stuck, Cutler GUILLOTINE LEG DROPS Avalon to the apron! Cutler puts Avalon in but Avalon bails out before the springboard. Leva checks on Avalon but Cutler pursues. Avalon uses Leva as a shield then CLOBBERS Cutler! Avalon puts Cutler in, asks if Leva is okay, but Cutler DIVES! Direct hit and they crash into barriers! Cutler gets up, drags Avalon into the ring, and then aims from the apron. Cutler springboards, FROGGY-BOW! Cover, TWO!! Avalon survives and Cutler can’t believe it! Cutler drags Avalon up, torture racks, but Avalon fights free! Avalon waistlocks, Cutler bucks him and springboards again, but into an URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Cutler survives and Avalon is seething!

Cutler is in a drop zone, Avalon steps on him and goes up, but Cutler trips him up! Cutler drags Avalon backward into a dragon sleeper, and a BLOODY SUNDAY! Cover, TWO!?! Avalon survives and Cutler is beside himself! Cutler goes back to the apron as Leva tries to negotiate peace between them again. Cutler brings out his huge 20-sided die! Leva asks Cutler not resort to such tactics, so Cutler gives her the die. Avalon rakes Cutler’s eyes! Leva reprimands Avalon but he fireman’s carries, SAMOAN DRIVER! Cover, TWO!?! Avalon is furious! Avalon goes to a corner and grabs one of the hard cover books! Avalon swings but Cutler scoops him, only to swing Avalon into the ref!

The ref is down as Cutler hits the GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, but the ref can’t count! Cutler would’ve won twice over off his #TotalPartyKill! Cutler rips up the book and that freaks Leva out! Cutler has the book but Avalon has the 20-sided die! They BOTH hit each other with the objects!! The ref calls for the bell!

Double Disqualification Draw

ANOTHER draw?! Leva is disappointed in them both and leaves without them. Avalon and Cutler blame the other for this, but this was another shocking way to NOT win! Will Cutler and Avalon ever figure out how to get the goose eggs off their records?


Sonny Kiss speaks.

“It’s a big night for me. Tonight, AEW Dark, I go one-on-one with one of the best high fliers in the world, Matt Sydal.” Jersey’s Finest have been fighting in the tag division, but tonight the Concrete Rose proves he can be just as badass in singles competition! Sydal, prepare for Kiss to get #Sonnylicious!

Matt Sydal VS Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela!

Kiss said his piece, but will it stop the #SSP, Sydal Star Press, from taking off and flying high?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Kiss arm-drags but Sydal arm-drags back! And again! Sydal rolls Kiss around to get a facelock but Kiss fights up. Sydal snapmares but Kiss does the splits to handspring through. Kiss kicks, Sydal blocks and flips but Kiss lands on his feet again. Kiss arm-drags again and running dropsaults! Sydal flounders, Janela and the fans cheer, and Kiss wrenches Sydal to a wristlock. Sydal spins through, waistlocks, half nelson to flying mare and cover, TWO! Kiss spins Sydal to back kick and whip. Sydal reverses, jumping headscissors and a leaping windmill kick! Sydal’s third eye is open and he paces.

Fans rally up as Sydal whips, Kiss stops to kick back! Kiss dodges, gets around, but Sydal scoops for a HARD sidewalk slam! The sidewalk slam folds the Concrete Rose, but Janela coaches Kiss up. Sydal paces, clubs Kiss, then puts Kiss on the ropes to CHOP! Sydal whips, Kiss blocks the hip toss but Sydal counters Kiss’ hip toss to a modified Bow ‘n’ Arrow! Fans rally as Kiss endures being bent back! Sydal shifts to a full Bow ‘n’ Arrow, but Kiss continues to endure. Kiss pops out to a cover, ONE, and Sydal sweeps the legs! Standing corkscrew senton, TWO! Sydal grins, he still has control as Kiss survives. Sydal cravats and grinds Kiss, but fans rally up as Kiss fights up. Sydal scoops, modified FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!!

Kiss survives again but Sydal says his third eye has seen the solution! Sydal drags Kiss back up, Kiss hits back with body shots but Sydal KICKS a leg out! Kiss throws forearms over and over, rolling elbow! Kiss runs, huricanranas and then LEAPING COMPLETE SHOT! Kiss kips up and fans fire up as Kiss runs for the SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Sydal survives and flounders to a corner. Kiss runs in but into a boot! Sydal goes up, Kiss HEEL KICKS back! Sydal is in the ropes, Kiss goes corner to corner, AXES ‘N’ O’S! Cover, TWO!! Kiss grows frustrated as Sydal survives! Kiss goes up top and aims, LEAPING SPLITS! Sydal moves and then gets Kiss in a COBRA CLUTCH! Kiss endures, fights up but Sydal makes it a Russian Leg Sweep! The Cobra Clutch is still on, Kiss taps! Sydal wins!

Winner: Matt Sydal, by submission

Sydal didn’t need to fly to pluck the Concrete Rose! Will Sydal’s third eye lock in on championship gold in the near future?


Six Man Tag: The Dark Order VS M’Badu, Aaron Solow & Angel Fashion!

Speaking of, the Dark Order’s Numbers 3, 4 and 10 assemble to take on a trio of rising stars! Will The Beaver Boys and Preston Vance make Mr. Brodie proud?

The trios sort out and John Silver starts against Solow. They circle, tie up, and Silver gets up and under Solow to throw him down! Silver stays on Solow with a facelock, then shifts to get the arm. Solow endures the armlock to step inside and wrenches to a wristlock. Silver breaks free, CHOPS and double guns! Silver runs but Solow dropkicks him down! Cover, ONE, but M’Badu tags in. M’Badu clubs Silver, Silver CHOPS back, but M’Badu eggs him on. Silver runs, ducks but bounces off M’Badu! M’Badu scoops, Silver slips out to tag in Alex Reynolds! Reynolds runs in but M’Badu back drops him! Tag to Fashion and he drags Reynolds up.

Reynolds knees back, throws forearms then brings Fashion up to scoop. Fashion slips out, Reynolds bucks the roll up away but Fashion dropkicks a leg out! Fashion runs to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, ONE! Fashion whips Reynolds away, Reynolds ducks and dodges, Vance tags in! Vance BOOTS Fashion down! Cover, ONE, but Vance drags Fashion up. Vance clubs Fashion down, drags him back up and reels him in. Fashion elbows Vance away but Vance ripcords and CUTTERS! Cover, TWO! Vance puts Fashion in the corner, CHOPS him and tags in Reynolds and Reynolds stomps Fashion down. Reynolds snapmares and stomps Fashion more, then brings him back up. Fashion throws body shots, whips Reynolds but Reynolds reverses to get a NECKBREAKER! Reynolds has a cocky cover, TWO!

Reynolds smothers Fashion in a chinlock and rakes the eyes! Tag to Silver, Silver stomps away on Fashion, then he kicks away! Silver says, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” He KICKS Fashion more, tags in Reynolds, and they mug Fashion more. Reynolds keeps Fashion from his corner, stomps him down and tags Silver back in. The Beaver Boys double suplex, Fashion lands on his feet and hot tags M’Badu! M’Badu DOUBLE LARIATS Reynolds and Silver, DECKS Vance, then goes back to DOUBLE LARIAT again! M’Badu hits a corner splash on Reynolds, then one on Silver in the other corner! M’Badu scoops Silver but Silver slips out and feeds M’Badu to Reynolds’ boot! M’Badu staggers into a waistlock, the Beaver Boys coordinate, BOOT to GERMAN SUPLEX!

M’Badu hits hard but tumbles to his corner, Solow tags in! Solow spins Reynolds’ elbow into Silver, then SPIN KICKS Reynolds down! Solow fires off on Silver, whips him but Silver reverses. Solow dodges but Vance slingshot SPEARS him down! Silver BOOTS Fashion down, tags in Reynolds, and Reynolds tags in Vance. Vance and Reynolds bring Solow up, Silver runs, SWINGING CRUCIFIX! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

A powerful combination between the Numbers, and that bolsters the power of the Dark Order. Will the faction find a way to take over all of AEW?


Red Velvet VS Elayna Black!

Red VS Black? Sounds like roulette or something. But will it take more than luck for Velvet to stir it up against the Sorceress?

Brandi Rhodes joins commentary, as she’s taken a liking to the young Red Velvet. And she’s a little weirded out by Elayna’s miniature coffin and the tarot cards inside. But the bell rings, the two circle and tie up. They go around, Elayna gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock. Velvet rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to headlock. Elayna pries out, hammerlocks then headlocks but Velvet powers out. Velvet uses splits to drop down, then she arm-drags Elayna around and dropkicks her down! Elayna flounders, Velvet brings her up to whip but Elayna reverses. Velvet dodges, trips Elayna up, and springboard elbow drops! Cover, TWO! Velvet drags Elayna up, throws body shots and stomps Elayna.

Velvet does the splits as she grinds a boot in. Elayna shoves Velvet away, her leg jams a bit and Elayna goes after it with a kick! Elayna throws Velvet by her hair, then clubs her on the back! Velvet throws forearms back, Elayna keeps throwing forearms! Elayna whips, runs and SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! Elayna mocks stirring it up, snapmares Velvet and KICKS her! Cover, TWO! Velvet gets to ropes, Elayna hurries over but Velvet throws forearms. Elayna throws more forearms, whips Velvet but Velvet holds ropes to avoid the dropkick! Velvet fires up and rallies with big clotheslines! Calf kick! Velvet drags Elayna up, whips her to ropes but Elayna reverses. Velvet wheelbarrows, and bulldogs! Brandi likes that as Velvet runs and KNEES Elayna into the ropes! Elayna flounders, Velvet kicks her and runs again, to BOOT! Cover off #JustDesserts, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

The first win for Velvet’s AEW career and Brandi is loving this! Velvet looks good, Brandi looks good, will they be stirring things up together?


Ricky Starks VS Fuego del Sol!

The Absolute knows he’s hot, Taz knows he’s hot, but is he hotter than the Fire of the Sun? We’ll see as tonight’s GIGANTIC Dark reaches the halfway point!

The bell rings and Starks BOOTS Fuego down! And then clubs away on him in the corner! The ref counts, Starks lets up at 4, but he goes after Fuego again with a CLUBBING forearm! Starks bumps Fuego off buckles, then off more buckles, then whips him corner to corner HARD! Fuego hits into buckles hard, writhes as Starks seethes, and Starks kicks Fuego while he’s down. Starks brings Fuego up to CHOP, then whips him to ropes. Starks BLASTS Fuego with the back elbow! “This is MY house!” Taz agrees with Starks as he drags Fuego back up. Fuego throws body shots and a dropkick back! Starks staggers, Fuego runs in but is tossed out onto the ramp!

Starks follows after Fuego, drags him up with a headlock but Fuego fights back. Starks trips Fuego up to then join commentary. This is AEW Starks, with him, Excalibur, and the greatest commentator of all time, Taz! High five for Taz before Starks throws Fuego into the ring. Fuego throws forearms and chops but Starks whips him away. Starks ducks the heel kick to back suplex but Fuego lands on his feet! Fuego mule kicks, runs, but into the ABSOLUTE SPEAR! Then the gut wrench, ROSHAMBEAUX! Cover, Starks wins!

Winner: Ricky Starks, by pinfall

Fuego had fire but it was put out by Starks! Will Starks make it as easy as rock-paper-scissors to get towards a title?


Backstage interview with SoCal Uncensored.

Kaz was in singles action, but Scorpio Sky and Christopher Daniels are here. SCU lost to FTR, but there was a confrontation of sorts with Shawn Spears backstage. Did that get into Scorpio’s head? Before Scorpio can properly answer, Spears appears! “Yes, Sky. Did I get in your head?” Scorpio says that didn’t happen, and Daniels points out the only reason FTR won was because of “this jackass right here,” Tully Blanchard. Spears says not to point at Tully. Scorpio tells Spears that if they have a problem, “we can do this.” Spears says there’s no problem here. Except with Daniels for disrespecting Tully! Daniels says if the “damsel is in distress,” then step up! Spears accepts, and Tully says this’ll happen next week on Dark! Seven days is fine. Scorpio knows Daniels has this, but try to save some of Spears for Scorpio to deal with. Will the Fallen Angel leave some #PERFECT10N for The Closer to put away?


Gunn Club VS Ryzin & Maxx Stardom!

Billy and son, Austin, are still rolling strong in the AEW Tag Division, but they haven’t had their “Brush with Greatness” just yet. Will the Gunn Club hit their mark against the Priest of Sin and the 5 Star Superstar?

Starks joins commentary to watch this, and now both he and Taz get razzed by Austin and Colton! The teams sort out, Austin stars but Ryzin sucker punches him! Ryzin drags Austin up, bumps him off buckles then throws big haymakers! The ref counts, Ryzin stomps Austin then digs his boot in. The ref counts, Ryzin stops at 4 then drags Austin around. Tag to Stardom and he slingshot elbow drops! Austin gets to a corner, Stardom goes after Austin with a wrench and whip. Austin goes up and over, snapmares Stardom and NECK SNAPS! Cover, ONE! Austin keeps on Stardom with a wrench, tag to Billy. Father and son go after Stardom with a whip, body shot, boot and LARIAT! Stardom bails out and Billy pursues, but Ryzin rushes Billy!

Billy dodges Ryzin to JAB! Billy JABS Stardom and puts him in but Ryzin RAMS Billy into the apron! Ryzin puts Billy in the ring, Stardom whips but Billy blocks and reverses. Billy runs in at the corner, Stardom boots but those are blocked. Billy sends Stardom to ropes, Stardom bounces back and tries to headscissor but Billy blocks that, so Stardom ax kicks! Stardom runs, kicks Billy again, but Billy stays up! Stardom dodges Billy, runs, but into a SLAM! Fans fire up for Billy as he drags Stardom up. Tag to Austin, they mug Stardom as father and son, then Austin reels Stardom in. Stardom frees himself with a leg then back kicks Austin before he tags Ryzin in! Ryzin CLOBBERS Austin, talks smack to Billy, then tags Stardom back in.

Ryzin and Stardom drag Austin up to double whip. Ryzin whips Stardom in for a corner clothesline, then Stardom feeds Austin to a backbreaker! Ryzin feeds Austin to the headscissor ax kick! Austin staggers back into Ryzin’s neckbreaker across the knee! Stardom covers, TWO! Austin survives and Stardom argues the count. Stardom stands on Austin’s leg, brings him up, then whips. Austin ducks and comes back with a clothesline! But Stardom clotheslines! Austin’s up, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES take both men down! Fans rally up as Austin and Stardom crawl. Hot tags to Billy and Ryzin! Billy rallies with big hands and boots!

Billy corner splashes Ryzin, kicks low and says, “SUCK IT!” Ryzin dodges, SUPERKICKS and Billy wobbles! Austin shouts to his dad but Billy drops to his knees. Austin shouts, Ryzin crawls, hot tags to Stardom and Austin! Austin dodges Stardom to hit the QUICK DRAW! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: Gunn Club, by pinfall

That hip toss neckbreaker is a sure shot for the Son of a Gunn, and that helps Austin and Billy stay undefeated in 2020! Will they be aiming for tag title shot in the near future?


Darby Allin VS Nick Comoroto!

The Relentless Darby is willing to throw his body at anyone and off anything, and he has unfinished business with Team Taz. Will Darby prove he’s ready for Starks after taking on the Freak Beast Wrecking Ball?

Starks insults Darby for being a “lazy SOB” painting only half his face. The bell rings, Darby circles with Comoroto, and tie up. Comoroto throws Darby down then tells him, “You’re mine, twerp!” Darby and Comoroto tie up, Comoroto powers Darby to a corner but lets up as the ref counts. Darby pushes Comoroto, Comoroto SHOVES Darby into buckles! Comoroto talks smack, Darby gets up and they circle. Darby gets around, pushes and SLAPS Comoroto, and dares him to come at him. Darby goes out, Comoroto pursues, Darby gets back in but Comoroto grabs gthe leg. Darby kicks Comoroto away, runs, dodges but Comoroto BLASTS him with an elbow! Comoroto stalks Darby to a corner, brings him up and stands him up to CLUB him in the chest!

Comoroto drags Darby up, CLUBS him on the back, then stalks him to a corner. Comoroto puts Darby in another corner, whips him corner to corner HARD, and lets Darby fall. Comoroto digs his forearm into Darby’s face, then drags him up. Darby CHOPS and CHOPS, but Comoroto knees Darby low! Comoroto scoops Darby and SLAMS him down! Cover, TWO! Comoroto toys with Darby but fans rally up. Darby CHOPS and CHOPS but Comoroto knees low and whips Darby hard into more buckles! Cover, ONE! Comoroto clamps onto Darby with a chinbar and chicken wing. Fans rally, Darby fights up, Comoroto whips but Darby dodges to springboard. Comoroto catches Darby, back suplexes but Darby lands on his feet, only to run into a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Darby survives but Comoroto seethes. Comoroto drags Darby up but Darby pushes away and gets to a corner. Darby kicks at Comoroto but Comoroto grabs the legs. Comoroto yanks Darby up but Darby goes up and out! Darby catches Comoroto’s arm to a hotshot on the ropes! Comoroto uses the other arm to drag Darby in! Darby runs and hotshots Comoroto into more ropes, dropkicks the legs out, and Penalty Kicks an arm! Comoroto is in a corner, Darby runs in for a back body block! Darby goes up and gets the arm for a DRAPING ARMBAR! Taz protests this is illegal, the ref counts, but Comoroto dead lifts Darby back up!

Darby fights back and brawls with Comoroto, but Comoroto uses one arm to carry Darby! Darby slips out, chop blocks a leg, but Comoroto fights off the Fujiwara to a whip.  Darby tilt-o-whirls for a takedown! FUJIWARA! Comoroto endures, Darby cranks back as hard as he can, but Comoroto powers up. Darby trips Comoroto up but Comoroto still gets a ropebreak! Darby drops knees on Comoroto’s back and climbs on for a sleeper hold, but Comoroto powers Darby to a corner! Comoroto runs in but Darby goes up and over! Darby gets the bad arm in a hammerlock, climbs up the corner, arm-trapped SIDE EFFECT! Comoroto writhes, Darby goes back up top, COFFIN DROP! Cover, Darby wins!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall

Taz is “so happy” for “Skateboard Timmy,” because he used a lot of “sketchy” offense to beat a man bigger than him. Starks talks some trash but Darby comes right after him! They brawl at commentary and referees hurry to separate them! Darby storms off and Taz says that is uncalled for! Will Starks and Darby settle things in the ring soon enough?


KiLynn King speaks.

“The first time Nyla Rose and I faced off in the ring, I showed her that The King cannot be tossed around like some of her past opponents. And what does Vickie Guerrero do? Attack me from behind!” Fast forward to just last week, chaos unravels, and what does Nyla do? Attacks King from behind! Maybe they think these tactics make them look big and bad, but they just make them look like cowards. KiLynn King is THE KING of Crazy. Nyla is just a “Native B*TCH!” Strong words, but will she be able to back them up in the ring?


Colt Cabana w/ Evil Uno VS Griff Garrison!

BOOM BOOM Colt Cabana still isn’t in Mr. Brodie Lee’s good graces, but Uno has been able to ease the tension. Will winning against the Ivy League MVP help the Exalted One forgive Cabana?

The bell rings and Cabana circles with Griff. They tie up, fans rally as Cabana spins and wrenches and trips Griff to float to a cover, ONE! Griff keeps his eyes on Cabana as they circle, tie up again, but Cabana gets the wrench to a wristlock. Griff wrenches, steps over and gets around to a headlock. Cabana powers Griff to a corner then powers out. Griff goes up and over then hurdles. Cabana goes up and around but into a BOOT from Griff! Fans fire up but Uno is upset as Griff runs in. Cabana ducks, Griff splashes onto buckles! Griff is stuck up there, Cabana kicks and kicks from below, to eventually send Griff flying up and out to the ramp! The ref is busy checking on Cabana and Uno throws Griff into the ring!

Uno tells Cabana to get after Griff but Cabana waits for Griff to rise. Cabana CHOPS Griff, then throws forearms in the corner. Cabana wrenches but Griff throws forearms. Griff throws more forearms, Cabana whips but Griff dodges, only to run into a slam! Cabana gets the legs but Griff scrambles to a ropebreak! Cabana lets go and waits for Griff to get up. Cabana is after him with forearms, elbows and then shoves Griff down. Cover, TWO! Cabana grows annoyed and he grabs at Griff, but Griff has a ropebreak. Cabana backs off, Griff throws body shots and forearms! Griff runs, into the BIONIC ELBOW! But Griff comes back with a ROLLING ELBOW! Both men are down and Uno tells Cabana to get up!

Fans rally up as Cabana rises. Cabana throws haymakers but Griff throws them back! They go back and forth, Griff gets an edge and puts Cabana in a corner. Griff throws uppercuts then whips Cabana corner to corner. Griff hits a BIG corner splash! Cabana is in a drop zone, Griff goes up top, but leaps into boots! Cabana runs in, FLYING APPLE! Griff is in the drop zone, Cabana SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO! Griff lives and Uno is shocked! But Cabana grins as he watches Griff stand. Cabana JABS, JABS and then ducks Griff’s clothesline to BIONIC ELBOW! Cabana runs, blocks the boot, BILLY GOAT’S CURSE!! Griff endures but taps, Cabana wins!

Winner: Colt Cabana, by submission

Uno applauds Cabana and says that was incredible. But will it be enough to make Cabana into Brodie’s favorite again?


Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS KiLynn King!

The Vicious Vixens surely heard what King had to say earlier, just as we did. But will the Native Beast just maul King head-on this time?

The bell rings and King rushes Rose! They tie up, Rose throws King down and Vickie cackles. King comes back, waistlocks but Nyla elbows her away. Rose runs, King follows but Vickie swipes at King. King still fights Rose off, kicks low and runs, to BOOT Rose back! Vickie is upset as King whips, but Rose reverses and catches the crossbody! Rose FALL AWAY SLAMS King to a corner! Vickie cheers but fans boo as Rose drags King back up. Rose throws body shots and knees in, but King turns things around to forearm and CHOP back! Fans cheer as King brings Rose to another corner, but Rose blocks the buckle bump to give the bump. Rose runs but King dodges to headbutt back! Rose blocks the boot and ducks the enziguri to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX King hard! Vickie laughs more as Rose drags King up and in, for the BEAST BOMB! Cover, Rose wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

King tried to take the fight to Rose, but it wasn’t enough! Vickie gets a mic to say, “Every day, I plan, scheme and strategize how to obtain worldwide championships for my client. But for the past two months, ‘the powers to be’ throw us pathetic, broken Barbies to wrestle!” These women have no name or legacy to speak of! They are the Vicious Vixens, and they will NOT be put to the side any longer. Vickie says Nyla is no longer stepping into the ring until Hikaru Shida publicly accepts the challenge to face Nyla Rose for that AEW Women’s World Championship! If you think they’re angry now, keep putting them aside, because you ain’t seen nothing yet! What will the Full Metal Warrior say to this ultimatum?


Joey Janela w/ Sonny Kiss VS D3!

The Bad Boy was there when the Concrete Rose fell short of stopping Sydal, and now Kiss returns the favor as Janela has his match! Will Jersey’s Finest at least break even on the night? Or will the Prince of Rome start to make a name for himself in AEW?

The bell rings and Janela circles with D3 as the fans rally up. They tie up, D3 gets the arm and wrenches, but Janela rolls and slips under to wrench back. D3 rolls, drop toeholds and Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Joey sweeps, ONE! D3 sweeps, covers, Janela Matrix slides outs. D3 tries to roll Janela up but he stays up to get the arm. D3 kips up but into Janela’s headlock. D3 powers out, Janela runs him over! Fans cheer as Janela runs and things speed up. D3 hurdles, goes around and huricanranas! Janela gets to a corner, D3 runs in but Janela dodges. Janela comes back into an uppercut!

D3 Quebradas but Janela dodges, and D3 rolls through to come back and merry-go-round headscissor, only for Janela to dump D3 down! Janela basement dropkicks D3 to a corner, brings him up and CHOPS him! Janela whips D3 to ropes, knees low then hits a neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Janela grows annoyed but fans rally up as he stalks D3 to ropes. Janela CHOPS, throws haymakers, then DOUBLE CHOPS! He whips D3, D3 comes back with a crucifix to a neckbreaker! D3 fires up, runs and goes up, headstand and leg clapping for a VADER ELBOW! D3 blows a kiss to Kiss while Janela bails out to the apron. D3 goes out but Janela CLOBBERS him! Janela gives D3 an airplane spin to a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

The Bad Boy is in a bad mood now as he puts D3 into the ring. Fans rally as Janela takes his time returning. Janela runs laps as D3 rises, and Janela LARIATS him! Janela fires up and drags D3 up. Suplex to BRAIN BUSTER! But Janela isn’t done with D3, he hits ANOTHER BRAIN BUSTER! Janela brings D3 up again, for a THIRD BRAIN BUSTER!! Three busters for D3 and yet Janela doesn’t cover! The rage of the Bad Boy is red hot as he drags D3 back up. D3 is dead weight so Janela spares him and covers, Janela wins!

Winner: Joey Janela, by pinfall

Jersey’s Finest ends the night with a win, and it was a brutal one! Will Janela and Kiss bring this aggression to whoever holds the AEW World Tag Team Championships after Wednesday?


Wardlow VS Elijah Dean!

MJF’s muscular associate returns to in-ring action against the self-proclaimed, “Man Dime.” Will Wardlow drop this dime as he heads for the AEW World Championship gold?

The bell rings and Elijah realizes what he’s up against. He still ties up with Wardlow but Wardlow shoves him to a corner! Elijah gets up, Wardlow gets in to waistlock and throw Elijah down! Elijah hurries to a corner and Wardlow dares him to do something. Elijah comes back, gets around and clubs Wardlow, then throws haymakers, kicks and chop! Elijah runs, into a SPINE BUSTER! Wardlow dares Elijah to get back up, then slaps him around. Elijah hits back but Wardlow SLAPS and winds up to CLOBBER him! Wardlow says this is done, but Elijah sits up! Wardlow brings Elijah up to RAM him into a corner, ram him some more, then hoists him up to the top rope. Thumbs up, thumbs down, FALLING KNEE SMASH!! NOW it’s done!!

Winner: Wardlow, by knockout

Wardlow literally does drop the man dime, and he is ready to do the same to any and all of the other seven wrestlers in the contender’s tournament! Will it take everything his opponents have to stop Wardlow from going to Full Gear?


Eddie Kingston VS Baron Black!

The Mad King was never truly eliminated from the Casino Battle Royal, and never tapped out or verbally quit against Jon Moxley. But now he and the #EmpBRUH get to close out Dark! Will there be no excuses around what happens in this main event?

The bell rings and Kingston approaches with Baron. They tie up, Kingston waistlocks and throws Baron around, but Baron gets up and wrenches free to a wristlock. Kingston endures, reaches back to a headlock and takeover. Baron fights and gets a headscissor, and holds on tight as Kingston tries to get out. Kingston moves around, gets a ropebreak, and Baron lets off fast. The two go again, Kingston wrenches and knees low. Kingston knees Baron more and more, then paces around Baron as he’s down on the mat. Kingston brings Baron up to CHOP and CHOP, then stomps Baron to ropes. Kingston gets in Baron’s face and digs those forearms in.

The ref counts, Kingston lets off, but Baron CHOPS and CHOPS in return! Kingston pokes Baron in the eyes! The ref reprimands but Kingston tells Bryce to watch it. Kingston brings Baron up to CHOP again! Kingston puts Baron in a corner, whips him corner to corner but Baron reverses, to run in with a DISCUS LARIAT, and an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Baron runs, Kingston kitchen sink knees! And then URAKEN!! Kingston shakes out his hand then says, “No, no, no!” The back hand isn’t enough. This is for Moxley! STANDING GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Baron taps right away, Kingston wins!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by submission

The Mad King makes the EmpBruh submit to his will, and lets go when HE is satisfied! Kingston keeps shouting, “Moxley! Moxley!” at the camera before he leaves. AEW World Championship aside, will Kingston get after Moxley to settle their own score?

My Thoughts:

Fourteen matches is insane for any show. Especially when AEW Dark is commercial free, making this almost a full two HOURS of content. And again, only so many matches really mattered. Obviously Starks was going to beat Fuego, Gunn Club was going to beat Ryzin and Stardom, and Wardlow just DEMOLISHED Elijah Dean. I also figured Janela would beat D3 but the brutality he showed was actually quite the development for his character. Maybe the Bad Boy is growing frustrated that his tag run with Kiss is a roller coaster going up and down. Kiss and Sydal had a good match but it was natural for Sydal to win as the new guy coming in with a lot of momentum. Cabana having Uno in his corner is good story build, as was Brandi being on commentary for Red Velvet’s win. Comotoro looks physically impressive, but Darby gets the win off him so he stays on pace with Starks.

Kingston also got an obvious win, but there was also story development there with him calling out Moxley before using a submission to win. I still feel Kingston and Moxley will have a rematch, likely with the title on the line, and hopefully in an I Quit match. KiLynn King had a great promo but it obviously didn’t change the outcome of the match, she was losing to Nyla Rose one way or another. But Vickie putting the kayfabe out there that management is why Nyla VS Shida hasn’t happened yet, and now putting it on Shida to accept the challenge. Maybe we get that news on the Dynamite Anniversary and the match is set for Full Gear in a few weeks.

The Dark Order has a good night as the trio of 3, 4 and 10 win, but Uno did not in that Fatal 4 Way. Best match of the night and yet it opened the show, I feel like AEW needs to give Dark some better balance. It’s great for Jungle Boy to win, though. If not for Omega VS Page being part of the tournament, it’d be incredible if JB found a way to win and challenge whoever is champion after Full Gear. But he’s very young, and is still very popular with fans so he’ll surely come back around to a title as Dynamite enters year two.

My Score: 8.1/10

Powered by RedCircle

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/22/23)

Independence is Dynamite!



AEW Coverage Lasers

Dream matches, grudge matches, title matches, oh my!

The AEW World Tag Team Championships, Moxley VS Grayson, Hook VS Stokely under NO DISQUALIFICATIONS, and Kenny Omega VS El Hijo del Vikingo, all on one night!


  • Six Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Darby Allin & Sting VS The Superbad Squad; Cassidy, Darby & Sting win.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Gunns VS Top Flight; The Gunns win and retain the titles.
  • No Disqualifications: Hook VS Stokely Hathaway; Hook wins.
  • Jon Moxley w/ Wheeler Yuta & Claudio Castagnoli VS Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order; Moxley wins.
  • Toni Storm w/ The Outcasts VS Skye Blue; Storm wins.
  • Kenny Omega VS El Hijo del Vikingo; Omega wins.


There’s a medical emergency backstage!

Hangman Page is on the phone with someone while Brandon Cutler gets in the ambulance. Cutler tells Hangman to make sure someone’s with Nick, meaning MATT Jackson is in the ambulance! The ambulance drives away, and now Nick is loaded into a second! The Young Bucks were attacked before cameras were rolling, Don Callis calms Kenny Omega down, and Hangman rides with Nick. Omega has his main event match with AAA rival El Hijo del Vikingo, but who went after his best friends?


Six Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Darby Allin & Sting VS The Superbad Squad!

Freshly Squeezed is still a champion, as he retained the now AEW International Championship in Canada. But now, a familiar foe is rearing his Superbad head once again. Kip Sabian is bringing Butcher & Blade with him to go after Cassidy while his Best Friends are down and out. But will Cassidy’s new pals be more than enough to turn back the Superbad Squad?

The trios sort out and Cassidy starts against Kip. Fans rally and chant for “FRESHLY SQUEEZED!” but Kip copies Cassidy putting his hands up. Cassidy rushes in, Kip gets around and waistlocks to headlock. Cassidy powers out, headlocks back, but Kip powers out, only for Cassidy to slip around and headlock again. Kip powers out, things speed up and Cassidy arm-drags, but Kip cartwheels through! Kip mocks Cassidy, Cassidy rushes in but Kip dumps him out. Kip fakes Cassidy out with an Arabian Press, then he mocks putting his hands up again. Cassidy rushes back in, dodges Kip now, and sends him out!

Cassidy mocks Kip, then puts his hands up. To put his hands in his pockets! Kip rushes in, Cassidy dodges and SHOTGUNS! Cassidy kips up and fans fire up, but Kip scrambles away to tag in Butcher. Butcher eggs Cassidy on, but fans cheer as Cassidy tags in STIIIING! The Icon steps to Andy Williams and Andy talks trash. Butcher swings a forearm, but Sting just brushes it off! Butcher throws another forearm, but then Sting counter punches! And back hands! And punches again! Sting kicks low, ROCKS Butcher, then fires off in the corner. But Butcher claws at the eyes! The fans boo but Butcher BITES Sting’s forehead!

Butcher BLASTS Cassidy and Darby, then mocks Sting’s howl. Butcher runs, but misses the splash! Sting runs to hit the STINGER SPLASH! Fans fire up as Sting snapmares and gets the legs! But Blade and Kip attack! Fans boo but Darby and Cassidy fight them off! Kip throws Cassidy out, Blade scoops and dumps Darby out, then the Superbad Squad coordinates. Butcher & Blade reel Sting in, Butcher tags Kip, and then they DOUBLE SUPLEX Sting! Kip goes up the corner, but Sting slow rolls away, a la Cassidy! Speaking of Cassidy, he and Darby go after Butcher & Blade on the outside! Fans fire up but Kip is frustrated.

Kip storms over to another corner and climbs up again, but Sting slow rolls the other way! Fans fire up, Darby reaches out and makes the tag! Kip leaps, Darby gets under to SLAP, HEADBUTT, roll and CODE RED! Cover, TWO! Kip is still in this and Penelope Ford gets on the apron! The ref reprimands her while Darby whips Kip. Kip reverses, Darby goes up the ropes, but Blade trips him up! Darby hits the mat hard, Kip stomps away, and fans boo while AEW goes picture in picture.

Kip drags Darby up while Butcher sends Cassidy into barriers! Kip hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Tag to Blade, the squad mugs Darby, then they send him into a corner. Blade runs in to CHOP! And CHOP! And then snapmare to PENATLY KICK! Cover, TWO! Blade drags Darby over, tags in Butcher, and they DOUBLE HEADBUTT Darby down. Butcher drags Darby up to CHOP him back down. Butcher drags Darby up to bump him off buckles, then he tags Kip. Kip stomps Darby, then taunts Sting. The ref reprimands Kip but that allows Blade to CHOKE Darby! Kip howls, tags Blade, and the mugging continues.

Blade brings Darby up to ROCK him with a forearm. Blade brings Darby around to whip him to ropes, to then POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Tag to Butcher, he stomps Darby, then ties up the legs. Darby throws hands from below, but Butcher still drags him into a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Darby endures, claws his way around, but even Penelope taunts him with shouting, “TAP! TAP!” Dynamite returns to single picture as Darby crawls towards his corner, only for Blade to swing him out into a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Darby survives but Butcher tags Kip. Kip drags Darby up to wrench an arm and whip. Darby uses that to BLAST Butcher & Blade!

Kip runs in, blocks Darby’s boot and spins Darby around to back suplex. Darby lands on his feet, but his knee jams! Darby crawls and scrambles, but Kip drags him back! Kip catches Darby, Blade trips Sting! Blade sends Sting into barriers! Darby sunset flips Kip, Kip stays up so Darby lets him go to hot tag Cassidy! Fans are thunderous as Cassidy eggs Kip on! Kip rushes Cassidy but gets a buckle bump! Cassidy goes up top, and CROSSBODIES! Cassidy keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl DDT! And kip up! Fans are thunderous again as Cassidy gives Kip those “devastating” kicks! But then Butcher runs in to CLOBBER Cassidy!

Fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Butcher brings Cassidy up. Butcher lifts but Cassidy fights the bomb! Blade gets in, they DRAG THE LAKE!! Kip covers, TWO!! Cassidy survives and Kip is furious! Kip howls, runs and CANNONBALLS! Fans boo but Kip soaks it all up. Kip is too busy having fun, he misses Cassidy tag STIIIIING! Sting walks up to give those same “devastating” kicks! Kip thinks it’s Cassidy, and turns around into quite the surprise. Sting “beats” his chest, Kip swings, but into a LARIAT! Sting really fires up, and he rallies on the Superbad Squad! Kip springboards, but Sting catches him! SCORPION DEATHLOCK!!

Ford freaks out, Blade gets up and throws hands, but Sting doesn’t flinch! Butcher adds on, the 2v1 is too much and Kip gets free. But Darby returns to fire off on Butcher & Blade! Butcher blocks one, CLUBS Darby and then hoists Darby up. Darby BOOTS Blade, BITES Butcher’s hand, then runs to DOUBLE COFFIN SPLASH! Butcher & Blade bail out but Darby builds speed, into Kip’s body shot! Kip avoids Orange’s punch, to suplex, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Then Cassidy DIVES to take out Blade! Darby hops up to THROWBACK STUNNER on Kip, then he DIVES into Butcher!

Sting has Kip in the dragon sleeper, and fans are thunderous for the SCORPION DEATH DROP!! Cover, Sting’s team wins!

Winners: Sting, Darby Allin & Orange Cassidy

A huge win for the unlikeliest of trios, and Cassidy adorns Sting with the sunglasses! As for Darby, he is looking at the Double or Nothing banner. The Relentless One wants at MJF and the gold, will he be living it up in Las Vegas?


AEW shares backstage footage from last week.

After having his “Re-Bar-Mitzvah” interrupted by Darby Allin, Sammy Guevara and “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry, it was obvious Maxwell Jacob Friedman was mad. He curses up a storm, then says he is the world champion! But Darby Allin says the world title means much more than money and fame. It is him being him. And Jack Perry, for himself, his family, and everyone who supported him all this time, he is going to become champion on his own. Sammy says that the world title is his destiny! He said so since episode ONE of Dynamite that he is going to be world champion. But MJF says that’s not how it works! You don’t waltz up to the champ and call your shot, you EARN it!

MJF has beaten Darby, Sammy and JB once each in 1v1 competition in their AEW careers, and he tells them they have to become #1 contender. Good luck trying, because all three of them SUCK! Sammy says he’ll win as many matches as it takes to get that belt off MJF. JB says that you can check the record books. He’s already won more matches than any of them. Darby says he’s beaten Sammy and he’s beaten JB, so he will stop at nothing to make sure that MJF is no longer champion. Who of these three Young Pillars of AEW will be THE one that challenges MJF at Double or Nothing?


AEW takes a closer look at tonight’s main event dream match.

Excalibur narrates that, “In 2021, there was no one hotter in professional wrestling than Kenny Omega. Known as ‘The Belt Collector,’ Omega won championships around the world, including in Mexico, where he won the AAA Mega Championship. At the same time, El Hijo del Vikingo was quickly establishing himself as one of the premier luchadors in all of Mexico. A match was made for December 2021: Vikingo, Omega, for the first time ever for the AAA Mega Championship. Unfortunately, Omega’s injuries at Full Gear were so severe, they required surgery, keeping him out of action for nearly a year.

“Now, with Omega back at 100%, the dream match is on for tonight. Kenny Omega, El Hijo del Vikingo, live!” Who will come out as truly the best today?


AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Gunns VS Top Flight!

They may not be the Young Bucks, the Lucha Brothers or the Hardy Boyz, but Austin & Colten are the brother tag team reigning over AEW. But will they soon find out they are not nearly as good as they think they are? Or will the Gunns cause the Coldest Tag Team in the Game to melt down?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who is really the better brother duo!

The teams sort out, Austin starts against Dante, and Independence taunts the “ASS~ BOYS!” Austin tunes that out, knuckle locks with Dante, and then he CHOPS! Austin goes up and up, but then says no no no. Austin hops down, swings on Dante, but misses! Dante knuckle locks and CHOPS, then he goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Dante kips up and fans fire up! Austin tags Colten, but Dante arm-drags Colten down! Tag to Darius, the Martins double whip and speed things up, to then DROPKICK Colten down! Austin runs in, but into a DROPKICK! The Gunns regroup, but the Martins double clothesline them up and out!

Fans fire up as Dante says they’re getting those belts. The “ASS~ BOYS!” regroup and Colten slides back in. Tag to Austin, he and Dante circle again, and Austin gets around to shove Dante to ropes. Dante BLASTS Colten before the cheap shot! Dante then goes up and over Austin, only for Austin to pull hair! The ref reprimands, but misses Colten HOTSHOT Dante down! Fans boo as Austin stomps and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Austin whips Dante out of the ring, then taunts Darius to distract the ref. Colten stomps away on Dante! Colten puts Dante in before anyone notices, and Austin bumps Dante off buckles. Tag to Colten, he stomps Dante, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Colten stomps some more, he and Austin taunt Independence and Darius, then Colten drags Dante up. Colten DECKS Dante, then mocks the fans. Colten ROCKS Dante, ROCKS him again, then suplexes. Cover, TWO! Colten stays between the Martin brothers, drags Dante over and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Austin, he stomps Dante now, then digs his boots in.

The ref reprimands but Austin mocks the fans rallying for Dante. Austin lets off and Colten CHOKES Dante! Colten lets off Dante before he gets caught, and Austin tags Colten in. Colten drags Dante up, whips him to ropes, and the Gunns body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Colten stays between the Martins again, drags Dante up and whips him to the corner. Colten runs in but Dante dodges the splash! Austin tags in and hurries to stop Dante. Austin shoves Dante down, but Dante fakes Austin out to go under! Austin still grabs a leg, tags Colten back in, and the Gunns double back suplex! But Dante lands on his feet!

Dynamite returns to single picture, Dante goes over Austin, over Colten, and tags in Darius! Darius rallies on the Gunns and fans fire up! Darius hits an atomic drop on Austin, then LARIATS Colten! Mule kick for Austin, and Darius whips him at Colten. Austin reverses but Darius uses that to UPPERCUT Colten! Austin runs back in, but is sent into Colten! Darius uses Austin to get up and ENZIGURI Colten! Darius then GERMAN SUPLEXES Austin, and STANDING SPANISH FLIES Colten! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Darius drags Colten up. Tag to Dante, Top Flight double whip, but Colten ducks and tags Austin!

Darius leaps to CROSSBODY Colten! Austin runs in, but into a hall nelson SLAM! cover, TWO!! Dante keeps cool, he goes to the corner, but Colten grabs his leg! Dante kicks Colten away, Darius DIVES onto Colten to hit him into railing! Dante GAMANGIRIS Austin, goes up and up and NOSEDIVES!! Cover, Colten breaks it!! Fans boo but Colten was within the rules. Wait, is that THE KINGDOM!? Mike Bennett & Matt Taven are mugging Darius over their ROH losses! But Dante FLIES out onto them! Direct hit and fans fire up! Dante hurries back up, springboards again, but Austin gets under!

Colten gets in, Dante runs into a 3:10 TO YUMA!! Cover, the Gunns win!

Winners: The Gunns, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

Fans boo that the Gunns win, but Darius is pissed at The Kingdom! Darius chases off Mike & Matt, will Top Flight get revenge in ROH? As for the Gunns, they hear FTR coming! Fans fire up again as Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler step out on stage with mics in their hands! Colten gets a mic to have the FTR music stop. Colten says no one wants to hear that song and no one wants to see FTR. Fans boo because they disagree. FTR says they’re not here to fight. They’re here to talk business. Well, no one wants to hear you talk! The Gunns don’t like or respect FTR. And guess what? FTR are LOSERS! They lost three sets of belts, and lost to the Gunns!

There is nothing FTR can say or offer them to get a rematch. NOTHING! Nothing? So like, if they said they’ll never challenge the Gunns again for those titles should they lose- NO! Do you not hear what Austin is saying, “you hillbillies? NOTHING! There’s NOTHING! What do you have to offer?! NOTHING!!” Then if the Gunns wanna prove their first win wasn’t a fluke, should they win against FTR again, FTR will never tag together in AEW again. Oh, the break up? So heartbreaking! LOOK AT HIS FACE! NOTHING!! Okay, okay. Dax says if FTR can’t beat the Gunns to win the AEW World Tag Team Championships, FTR will just quit AEW.

Fans boo, but it seems that got through to the Gunns. If the Gunns beat FTR again, FTR leaves AEW forever? Yes, that’s what Dax said. Well, in that case, deal! The Gunns and FTR shake on it, but then Gunns literally spin in FTR’s faces! The Gunns run for it, but the match is coming either way. Will the “ASS~ BOYS!” get their asses kicked? Or will they be the team that banishes FTR from AEW?


Backstage interview with Jade Cargill, Leila Grey & Mark Sterling.

Renee Paquette is with the AEW TBS Champion, her Last Baddie Standing and her legal representation. Renee says that Taya Valkyrie is All Elite now, and she has her eye on the TBS title. What is Jade’s reaction to that? “Renee, cut the sh*t. We had this Taya girl come in and interrupt my moment to answer an open challenge that was already closed, baby girl. And then, had the audacity to use my finisher. Mark, tie this up.” Sterling has a document, it is a Cease & Desist order. This will be sent to Taya Valkyrie, telling Taya that she is no longer allowed to use the chicken wing facebuster, which is also Jade’s move, as her finisher.

Leila says that she should deliver this document to Taya personally, this Saturday on Rampage. Because she has a few words of her own for Taya. So that’s an official challenge? Yes. Welcome to #ThatBitchShow. Will La Wera Loca have a jaded response to this frivolous lawsuit?


No Disqualifications: Hook VS Stokely Hathaway!

An injured arm turned into a suspension turned into a settlement turned into a high stakes bet that The Firm lost, and now it has resulted in this match. And though Ethan Page, Matt Hardy, Isiah Kassidy, Lee Moriarty & “Big Bill” Morrissey see Stokely off, they can’t stay per the stipulations of the bet. As the introduction says, “He’s not as large as the men he represents, he has the heart of a lion and the wisdom of an owl.” But will any of that help him defeat The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

As Hook makes his entrance, Stokely grabs the mic to say, “Whoa, whoa, whoa! I’ve got some breaking news! I spoke to Dr. Simpson (he means Sampson) earlier, and he said I am not medically cleared to compete. I know, I know. I wanted to so bad. And I would also, what a coinky-dink, announce that I am retiring.” What? Stokely thanks all 12 of his fands, God bless! Justin, here, doctor’s note. Make it official. Justin takes the note, and it reads, “He is SICK.” Justin says that with all due respect, that’s a receipt for Wingstop. The ref RIPS the receipt! And the bell rings! Fans fire up and Hook is ready, so Stokely bails!

Stokely runs around the ring, out to the crowd, but Hook pursues! Fans fire up as Hook chases Stokely down, drags him back, CLUBS him, then brings him over to KNEE and TOSS! Stokely ends up at ringside again and fans are thunderous! Hook stalks Stokely, Stokely runs in to UPPERCUT, but Stokely bounces off of Hook! Stokely scurries away, gets back up, and runs in, but into a leg capture! EL CAMINO to the floor! Fans fire up as Hook drags Stokely up, puts him in the ring, and then looks under the ring. Fans fire up more, because here comes a SPARE GUARD RAIL! Hook puts that in the ring while the Firm can only watch.

Hardy tries to calm the group down, Stokely can take care of himself with things getting “hardcore.” Ethan says no he can’t, they didn’t practice any of the hardcore stuff! Stokely bails out again but Hook puts the railing in a corner. Hook drags Stokely up but Stokely BLASTS Hook with the fire extinguisher! Fans boo but Stokely gets a chair! Stokely smacks the steps a couple times, he says, “I’m not a killer, but don’t push me! That’s Tupac.” Stokely hurries in, fans rally up, and Stokely swings, but Hook blocks! Hook BOOTS Stokely, then SMACKS him on the back! And again! And again! And again!

Hook throws the chair aside, Stokely is barely moving! But Hook drags Stokely up to EL CAMINO onto the railing! The railing BENDS! Hook drags Stokely off the railing, covers, but then pulls him up at TWO! Hook wants REDRUM!!! Stokely is OUT, Hook wins!

Winner: Hook, by submission

The FTW Champion could’ve ended it sooner, but he chose to teach Stokely a lesson: Do not get on Hook’s bad side. Hardy says Ethan must avenge Stokely! Ethan can beat Hook! Hardy is gonna get a match made right now! All Ego is ready, but will he be ready when they #SendHook?


Adam Cole is here!

Fans fire up as the Undisputed One heads to the ring. Naturally, everyone joins in on the “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE BAYBAY!” Cole gets the mic and says, “Wow. Hey, hey, I think I know the answer to this, but who’s ready for Storytime with Adam Cole, baybay?” Everyone cheers! Cole continues with, “Seven days. We are just seven days away from me making my in-ring return here in AEW. And listen, I know I’ve talked a ton about my struggles and what I went through, but as far as how I’m feeling right now? Guys, I feel freaking great. I have never been more ready, never been more prepared, to get back in this ring, doing what I love, and that is wrestle for AEW.”

Fans are fired up, and Cole knows everyone has questions. “The biggest one being: Who is my opponent going to be on March 29th?” Fans echo, “Who? Who? Who?” Cole starts to speak, but here comes Daniel Garcia! Fans boo as Red Death has the mic to say, “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Who’s ready for Storytime with Daniel Garcia, baybay?” Garcia knows Cole’s been gone awhile, so here’s an update on a few things. Fans tell Garcia to STFU already but Garcia says since Cole’s been gone, Garcia’s become a real veteran in AEW. All the boys in the back respect him so much that he is a locker room leader!

Fans boo more but Garcia says as locker room leader, it is his duty to come out here to not only welcome Cole back, but to put him in his place, too. Garcia says Cole may not remember, but here’s an update on what Garcia’s been doing the last nine months while Cole was home, “playing stupid video games on Twitch.” Cole smirks but allows it. Brody King: beat him! Ricky Starks: beat him! Bryan Danielson: Garcia beat him, too. Garcia’s main-evented more AEW programming over the past year than anyone else on the roster! Garcia is the lifeblood that pumps through this company. And he’s to respect Cole? To welcome Cole back? Where’s Garcia’s warm welcome?

Where is Garcia’s respect when he’s been here, been doing this, and proved himself as one of the best pro-wrest- Oops. Freudian slip there? Garcia corrects himself, “Sports entertainers on the planet today!” That’s what Garcia is! So what makes Cole so special? “What makes me special? When they ring the freakin’ bell, that’s what makes me special! That’s what makes m e special.” Cole admits he likes Garcia. Garcia is really, really good. And some day, he could be leading the charge in AEW. The problem is the company he keeps.

“The Jericho Appreciation Society, they’ve done a great job of giving you this false sense of security. This overconfidence, which sometimes is good, and sometimes is bad. But let me remind you, even me not wrestling for nine months, I am still Adam Cole Baybay. I am a multi-time world champion. I have traveled the globe, fought and beat some of the very best! As a matter of fact, while I was sitting at home for nine months, I was wondering if I’d ever get the chance to wrestle again, hoping, praying, willing to do anything for a second chance. And looks like I found that second chance.”

Fans fire up and Cole says if Garcia is crazy enough to want the match, then dammit, he’s on! Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia, first-time-ever, next week on Dynamite! But Cole will remind Garcia of something: “This is not just my return match; this is a statement. It’s a statement to the entire locker room that one of the best damn pro-wrestlers on the planet is BACK, baybay.” Fans are fired up for “ADAM COLE! ADAM COLE!” Cole hopes Garcia realizes what he’ sin for. Because Cole promises next week will be a great night. A great night for Cole, for the fans, but for Garcia… Not so much. “See you next week, Garcia. BOOM.”

Cole is ready, Garcia is ready, but will the Dragonslayer stay a great sports enner-tay-ners? Or will the pro-wrestler in him rise to the surface against one of the greatest pro-wrestlers alive today?


Alex Marvez is outside The Elite’s locker room.

Marvez can hear a conversation going on inside, and he steps inside. Callis and Omega are talking, and Callis wants Marvez to hold on. What is Omega’s concern here? Omega’s concern is that his best friends left in an ambulance! He should’ve gone with them! Callis says he sent Cutler and Nakazawa with them. Omega has a match tonight! Hear Callis out. He’s a glass half full kind of guy. Injuries happen, but hear him out. The Bucks going to the hospital might’ve been the best thing for Omega and Callis. It allows for focus! Omega is in a singles match, the God of Pro-Wrestling is back! “Those kids will be fine in a few months.”

Callis now has Marvez join in. “Kenny Omega VS El Hijo del Vikingo is gonna blow the roof off! The God of Pro-Wrestling is BACK, and it starts tonight on Dynamite! Now get out.” Marvez throws this back to ringside, but is Callis only thinking of his benefit, not Kenny’s?


Jon Moxley w/ The Blackpool Combat Club VS Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order!

The Maniac, along with Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, have torn into the Dark Order from Silver to Reynolds to Evil Uno. They did all that to anger Hangman Page, but they’ve also angered #PlayerTwo! Moxley may be #ForgedByCombat, but will he survive someone born and bred for combat?

The bell rings and Stu RAMS Moxley into a corner! Fans fire up as Stu fires off on Moxley but lets off as the ref counts. Moxley turns things around to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Moxley pie faces Stu, but Stu turns things around to CHOP back! Stu stalks Moxley to another corner, KNEES him and CLUBS him, then stalks him to a third corner. Moxley kicks low, ROCKS Stu with a forearm, then another, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Moxley steps off at 4, then Moxley drags Stu up to headlock takeover. Stu keeps his shoulders up, the Dark Order coaches him up but Moxley gets a knuckle lock cover. TWO as Stu gets his left arm up.

Moxley pushes the hand down, covers, TWO as Stu gets the right arm up. Moxley pushes that arm down again, covers, ONE as Stu gets his left arm back up. Stu fights to his feet but Moxley kicks low. Moxley headlocks, Stu powers out but Moxley RAMS him! Moxley runs, but Stu RAMS him! Moxley runs in, clips Stu but is sent out of the ring. Stu hurries out after Moxley, Moxley throws a chair! Stu avoids it, ROCKS Moxley and puts him in the ring. Moxley kicks back, but Stu RANAS! Stu fires forearms, CHOPS Moxley in the corner, then throws knees. Stu whips corner to corner, Moxley reverses and avoids the up ‘n’ over!

Moxley reels Stu in for a SAIDO! Stu staggers up but then flops out to the apron. Moxley runs to BLAST Stu off and to the barriers! Moxley flips Stu off while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Yuta & Claudio taunt Stu as the ring count climbs. The Dark Order coaches Stu up and he gets in the ring at 5 of 10, but Moxley is right on him. Stu throws a forearm, then another, and another, and another! But Moxley ROCKS Stu with just one! Stu falls over and Claudio yawns. It seems this isn’t competitive enough for the Swiss Superman. Moxley has the legs, he stomps Stu in the stomach, then ties the legs up. But Stu fights back with fists! Moxley still powers Stu into the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Stu endures as Moxley sits deep, and he reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Moxley lets off at 4.

Moxley drags Stu up to CHOP, but Stu CHOPS back! Stu fires forearms, whips, and DROPKICKS Moxley! Moxley goes to a corner, Stu is after hm with a whip, but Moxley reverses to clothesline! Moxley then brings Stu out to X-PLEX! Moxley paces around, the BCC applauds, but the Dark Order coaches Stu. Moxley reels Stu in, lifts him, and hooks the legs to hit the GOTCH PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Stu is still in this, but Moxley has the knuckle locks back. Dynamite returns to single picture as Moxley rains down the DRAGON STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Stu hangs tough again, but Moxley just taunts him.

Fans rally, Stu rises, and Moxley KICKS him in the chest! And KICKS him again! Moxley eggs Stu on, then KICKS him more! Moxley SLAPS Stu! Stu snarls and stands up to fire off forearms! Stu whips, Moxley reverses but Stu CLOBBERS him! Stu dodges, tilt-o-whirls and REVERSE DDTS! Then he rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans fire up as Stu gives Moxley a taste of his own medicine! And then the SIDE EFFECT! SPRINGBOARD MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and Stu grows frustrated. Stu hurries up a corner, but Yuta distracts! Fans boo but the Dark Order storm up on the BCC!

Stu decides to change course, he ARIHARA MOONSAULTS onto Yuta & Claudio! But Moxley DIVES onto Stu! Moxley puts Stu in the ring, hurries after him, but Stu BOOTS Moxley down! Stu hurries back up top, for the 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives again and Stu is shocked! But Stu slashes the throat and drags Moxley up. Torture rack, but Moxley slips off right into the BULLY CHOKE!! Stu endures, but he’s turning red! Moxley shifts to the facelock to throw in KNEE after KNEE! Then he shifts to the REAR NAKED CHOKE! But Stu fights up to his feet! Fans fire up but Stu is fading again!

But Stu is still on his feet, and he revives! BACKPACK CANNONBALL!! Both men crash into buckles and Stu is free! Fans are thunderous again and Moxley sputters back to his feet. Moxley brings Stu up, but Stu slips out of the underhooks! PELE!! Moxley falls down and the BCC coach him up. Stu goes back to a corner, climbs back up top, but Moxley ROCKS him first! Moxley climbs, CLUBS away on Stu, then CLAWS Stu’s back. Moxley HEADBUTTS Stu, brings him up into underhooks! SUPER DEATH RIDER!! Cover, Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

The Dark Order hurry into the ring and Moxley backs off, there won’t be any extracurriculars here. But will the Dark Order ever get payback on the mean SOBs in the BCC?


Backstage interview with Ricky Starks.

Renee says she can feel the frustration coming off The Absolute. The back ‘n’ forth with him and Juice Robinson, where do they stand? You tell him! Starks is “sick and tired of talking back and forth. No action, all talk.” Starks doesn’t wanna stand around, take time off his vacation, just to say Juice, he doesn’t like that you attacked him from behind. That’s cool and all, but whatever! How about this, though? Saturday Night Rampage, Starks is done talking. If Juice wants to face him man to man, then he can find Starks on Rampage! If not, just stop! Starks is over it, he is so sick of it! This is the craziest thing he’s been a part of his whole life!

Starks is issuing the open challenge to Juice. If Juice accepts it or not, is a man or not, Starks doesn’t give a damn anymore. The Absolute will be waiting, but will the Booster oblige?


AEW presents an all-new episode of QTV!

QT Marshall says great job last week in their debut, keep the “credibility train” rolling. CHOO-CHOO~! He needs scoops! Harley Cameron says she actually has discovered a “hot new prospect.” Goes by the name of Rey Fenix. And actually, here’s some footage. Hobbs POUNCING Fenix into buckles int heir TNT title match, and the spinebuster, and the Town Business. Everyone has a laugh, and QT says, “Imagine being in the Lucha Brothers, and your own lucha brother doesn’t come out to help you.” Aaron Solo says there is definitely some miedo! Then he laughs while also puffing mouth spray…?

QT asks who the hecc is Alex Abrahantes? Harley says Alex should work on his “character development.” Speaking of, how about Solo stealing Wardlow’s identity and freezing all of his accounts? Oopsie~! Yeah, Wardlow’s gonna lose his house and car, too! And Solo hacked into some observer’s accounts, started this whole thing about hotels. HAHA! QT just got a call from Hobbs. This Saturday on Rampage, another Open Challenge for the TNT title! Can’t wait to see who is the next chapter in the Book of Hobbs. Well, wait no longer! PENTA wants payback for Fenix as he answers the call! Will Hobbs be the one with some fear?


Toni Storm w/ The Outcasts VS Skye Blue!

The Lightning From Down Under has been striking down “spoiled rookies” again and again, but in the Dark. Will she do so again in the spotlight of Dynamite? Or will Skye roll the Storm away?

The bell rings and Storm BLASTS Skye with a forearm! Then she stomps a mudhole into Skye in the corner! The ref counts, Storm lets off but she grins and soaks up the heat. Soho & Saraya mock Skye, then Storm bumps her off buckles., Skye elbows back, fires forearms in return, and the fans fire up! But Storm knees low! Storm whips Skye, Skye kicks back! Skye ROCKS Storm again and again, but Storm shoves her away. Skye comes back, spins Storm for a KNEE SMASH and a DROPKICK! Storm bails out, fans fire up and Skye goes to the apron! FLYING RANA! Fans fire up with Skye but Saraya is mad.

Skye puts Storm in the ring, climbs up the corner, but Storm ROCKS her! Skye falls to the apron, then Storm HIP ATTACKS Skye to the floor! Storm distracts the ref, allowing Soho & Saraya to stomp away on Skye! Fans boo but the Outcasts get away with it! Saraya says, “This is OUR house!” Storm goes out to fetch Skye, and RAMS her into the apron. Storm CHOPS Skye against the post, then bumps her off the other. Storm CHOPS Skye again! Saraya says do it again! Storm puts some stank on this one, but Skye ducks, so the chop hits POST! Saraya & Soho panic as Storm clutches her fingers! Skye then runs in, but Storm dodges so Soho gets DECKED!

Storm CLOBBERS Skye from behind while the ring count climbs. Storm refreshes the ring count, Saraya shouts at Skye, and Storm CHOPS Skye again. Storm stalks Skye around the way as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Storm drags Skye around to snap suplex her to the floor! Storm flexes, perhaps taunting Jamie Hayter wherever she’s watching this from, and then she goes back for Skye. Storm puts Skye in the ring, flexes more, then drags Skye up. Storm whips Skye to ropes, BOOTS her down, covers, ONE! Cover again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Skye is still in this but Storm clamps on with a full nelson. Storm leans on the hold, thrashes Skye around, but Skye endures. Skye fights up, but Storm throws her down by her hair! The ref reprimands but Storm just stalks Skye. Storm kicks Skye around, has her in the corner, and digs her boot in.

The ref counts, Storm stomps but lets off at 4. Storm drags Skye up to snap suplex! Storm grins then stalks Skye. Storm drags Skye up to snap suplex again! Storm flexes more, stalks Skye to another corner, then wrenches her hair to TOSS her across the way! The ref reprimands but Storm just wrenches hair and TOSSES Skye again! Dynamite returns to single picture as Storm soaks up the heat. But Skye shoves Storm down! And then TOSSES Storm by her hair! And again! Skye fires up, runs corner to corner, but Storm puts her on the apron. Skye ROUNDHOUSES! Skye climbs up, to CROSSBODY!

Fans fire up, Skye keeps moving, she ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl headscissor! Storm ends up on ropes, Skye runs to SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and SUPER- NO, Storm blocks and spins Skye, but Skye BASEMENT ENZIGURIS! Cover, TWO!! Storm survives and Skye grows frustrated. Saraya & Soho are also frustrated, they rally for Storm but the fans rally for Skye. Saraya tells the fans to shut up! Skye runs, hops on, but Storm shrugs her off! Skye SUPERKICKS! Skye runs, into a THESZ PRESS! Storm rains down fists, then she snarls as she stands back up. Storm gets the legs, but Skye kicks her away!

Skye runs in, only for Storm to spin her around! Storm uses the ropes, TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO!! Skye survives and fans fire up! Saraya is furious but the ref says the count was fair. Skye goes to a corner but Storm says kiss this. SWEET HIP- NO, Skye picks the ankle! Skye KNEES Storm, runs, avoids Soho’s swipe, and she hits CODE BLUE!! But Soho is still distracting the ref!! Skye would’ve had this if not for Soho! Skye gets in Soho’s face, swings at her, but Storm runs in! Skye sends Storm into Soho, rolls and bridges, TWO!!! Storm stands, into a BOOT! Skye full nelsons, Storm arm-drags free to SHOTGUN Skye down!

Saraya says Storm has this now! Storm says kiss this, and here comes SWEET HIP MUSIC!! GERMAN SUPLEX, and then STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

The Outcasts with the assist, but now they bring out the spray paint! Fans boo as the Outcast scare off the ref, then surround Skye! But here comes Riho and Willow! Just like last week, Riho has the pipe!! Riho runs the Outcast off and warns them. The Outcasts leave for now, having gotten the win. Will Riho, Willow and Skye start thinking of sticking together from now on?


The AEW medical staff checks on Stu Grayson.

They’re working on his left arm, where did they feel it pop? But then Moxley sneaks up to say, “It’s just business.” And he puts on the SLEEPER!! Claudio & Yuta TOSS the medics aside! Stu is all alone as Moxley chokes him out, then SMACKS him off a trunk! The BCC give Stu the icepack back then leave, what will Hangman & the Dark Order have to say about this?


Kenny Omega VS El Hijo del Vikingo!

The AAA Mega Championship match that was meant to happen in December of 2021 was denied because of injury and misfortune. But now we are all fortunate enough to have this match happen here! “HE was the longest reigning Mega Champion at 765 days, 292 days more than El Hijo del Vikingo. HE never lost that title. HE is undefeated in singles matches in Mexico and also on Dynamite. Many people say HE is also undefeated at life. HE is often complimented on his accomplishments, matches, chiseled physique and hair, yet he is personally proud of his win-loss record in Independence, Missouri, which is better than his record of 1-1 in… NOOOORTH CAROLINA~!

“He arrives tonight after his 833 mile journey from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Weighing 224 pounds, HE is…! KENNY! OOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEGAAAAAA~!” The fans go wild for the Cleaner, the Best Bout Machine, and Don Callis’ God of Pro-Wrestling, but will Omega prove he is better than the Mega Champion?

But as Omega makes his way down the ramp, El Hijo del Vikingo DIVES onto him! Fans fire up, EHDV throws off his cape, then he runs again, to FLY! Direct hit again and Independence is thunderous! EHDV puts Omega in the ring, springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Omega ends up in a corner, EHDV runs in to clothesline! EHDV fires off forearms, but Omega turns it around to fire them back! The ref wants them to let off, this isn’t a match yet! Omega rains down fists, lets off, and now the bell rings! Fans are thunderous as Omega stomps EHDV down. Omega drags EHDV up, whips him corner to corner, but EHDV slips out to the apron!

Omega hits buckles, then EHDV ENZIGURIS! And GAMANGIRIS! EHDV climbs up, and jumps to IMPOLODER DRAGONRANA! Omega goes flying, then staggers up into the SCREW HIGH KICK! Omega’s on the ropes, EHDV runs to DOUBLE KNEE him through the ropes! Omega falls to the floor, EHDV refreshes the count, and fans say “This is Awesome!” EHDV SHOOTING STAR PRESSES to the floor! A bit double-edged, but fans lose their minds! Callis protests, the ring count climbs, but EHDV puts Omega in the ring. EHDV aims, slingshots and then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!!

Omega goes to a corner, EHDV runs in to GAMANGIRI again! Omega staggers away, EHDV pursues but Omega CHOPS! And CHOPS again! EHDV falls over but Omega stalks him to a corner. Omega brings EHDV up to JAB! And JAB! fans rally and duel, Omega drags EHDV up to whip. Omega scoops EHDV for a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Omega drags EHDV back up fast, to fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! EHDV hangs tough and Omega is frustrated but the fans are loving this. Omega stalks EHDV to the ropes, scrapes him to the apron, and then Omega goes out to follow EHDV.

Omega CLUBS EHDV, and whips him hard into barriers! EHDV falls in a heap, but Omega goes looking under the ring. Omega brings out a TABLE! Fans fire up for that, and Omega stands that table up near the ring. The ref reprimands, this isn’t a Tables match or anything like that. But fans chant, “WE WANT TABLES!” as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Omega drags EHDV up, puts him in the ring, and Omega storms up to scoop and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Omega clamps on with an armlock and chinbar, but he also fishhooks EHDV’s face! The ref reprimands, Omega lets off, but then pulls on EHDV’s hair! The ref counts but Omega lets off at 4. Omega looms over EHDV, stomps him, stomps him more, then springboard stomps! Omega drags EHDV around to KNEE him in the side! And again! Cover, TWO! EHDV hangs tough but Omega just snarls. Omega drags EHDV up to CHOP him back down! Omega drags EHDV up again to CLUB him back down!

Omega drags EHDV up at the ropes, ROCKS him with a right hand, then ROCKS him again! And again! And again! The ref reprimands and counts, Omega lets off, but then Omega CHOKES EHDV with his foot! Dynamite returns, the fans boo and the ref counts, but Omega lets off at 4 again. Omega ROCKS EHDV again, JABS him, then whips him to ropes. EHDV ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl RANA! Omega goes to the apron, fans fire up as EHDV pursues! EHDV ROCKS Omega, but Omega tomahawk chops back! EHDV CHOPS, but Omega CHOPS! EHDV CHOPS back, so Omega BOOTS him! Omega runs in, goes up, and he MONKEY FLIPS EHDV on the apron!

EHDV falls to the floor while fans lose minds over how tight that one was. Omega drags EHDV up to the apron, and he grins as he looks at the table he set up. Omega drags EHDV up, the ref reprimands but Omega full nelsons! EHDV slips free to GAMANGIRI again! EHDV goes up top, balances on the post, and FLYING DRAGONRANAS!! Fans are thunderous as Omega hits the floor! Omega flounders into the ring, EHDV shoves him further in. Fans say “This is Awesome!” as both men go to corners. EHDV runs corner to corner to clothesline! EHDV hoists Omega up top, and GAMANGIRIS yet again!

EHDV climbs up after Omega, fans fire up again as they start to brawl! Omega HEADBUTTS, reels EHDV in, and SUPER POWER- STEINER!!! EHDV reverses just in time, Omega clutches his head! EHDV goes to the ropes, stands from the middle and PHOENIX SPLASHES in!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Omega survives by nanoseconds!! Independence is electric as both men rise up! They hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow! EHDV throws a forearm, a SOBAT, and then he runs to springboard, into a POWERBOMB!! And then another POWERBOMB! Roll through and V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!!!

Omega is furious as EHDV survives! Omega slashes his throat, drags EHDV up, and he full nelsons for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Omega snarls, he puts EHDV on the ropes and takes aim. BANG and V-TRIGGER!! But that’s not the end of it! Omega drags EHDV up, deadweight as he is, and Electric Chair Lifts! But EHDV throws down fists! EHDV hops down, UPPERCUTS, then goes up and up to FLYING POISON-RANA!!! Omega tumbles to the apron, and EHDV crawls over to push him onto the table! EHDV builds speed while fans fire up, and he goes up to ESCALARA 630 SENTON through the table!!!!

Independence is volcanic for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Callis is freaking out! Both men are down in the wreckage as the ring count starts. EHDV crawls away at 3 of 10, Omega finally stirs at 4. Both men drag themselves up at 6, stand at “OCHO!” And both men slide in at 9! EHDV covers, TWO!!! Omega is still in this and EHDV is beside himself! Fans rally up, both men rise again, and EHDV throws a haymaker! Omega gives it back, they go back and forth, faster and faster! They go forearm for forearm, stand up, and keep throwing shots! EHDV gets the edge, SOBATS, runs, into a V-TRIGGER!!

Omega whips, EHDV rolls up and SUNSET FLIP BOMBS! TWO?!?!? Omega narrowly escapes again and even HE is shocked! But EHDV hurries to a corner and climbs up top! Omega flounders in the drop zone, EHDV 630 SENTONS but FLOPS as Omega moves!! EHDV flounders up, into a V-TRIGGER!!! Omega drags EHDV up, Electric Chair Lifts, ONE WINGED ANGEL!!!! Cover, OMEGA WINS!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

This was a dream match the moment it was made, but this became an all-time classic by the end! Tony Schiavone joins Callis and Omega in the ring to say this was an incredible match. Omega is back in singles competition, and that was one for the ages! Omega thanks Schiavone for that. The more time goes by, the more he wonders if he can still do this kind of stuff for the fans. Wait, wait! THE BCC JUMPS OMEGA!! Moxley, Claudio & Yuta all mug Omega, and fans boo while Callis can only shout at the ref to stop this! The BCC stand Omega up so they can throw body shots and haymakers!

Fans continue to boo, but wait! Sirens? An ambulance has returned? For who? Wait, HANGMAN is driving it!! The Cowboy has a 2×4, with nails in it! Fans are going nuts for “COWBOY SH*T!” while the BCC stomp away on Omega. But here comes Hangman, wood in hand! The BCC decide to bail! Callis checks on Omega but the damage has been done. Hangman wants Moxley to get his ass back in here, but he stays back. Callis tries to calm Hangman down, but he almost gets 2×4 to the face! Callis keeps pulling at Hangman’s arm to hold him back, but Hangman shakes free and Callis falls right down! Omega comes to, and misunderstands why Callis is down!

Callis blames Hangman but Hangman says he didn’t do anything to Don! Omega and Hangman argue, Callis cowers behind Omega, and Omega takes Callis’ side. Fans boo, but is this just Callis keeping Omega all to himself?

My Thoughts:

A great episode of Dynamite, but it already feels like they’re gonna keep things going until Double or Nothing, no big thing for April. We got a great promo out of the Four Young Pillars, and MJF is making the other three run the #1 contender race like he did Bryan Danielson from now until, I dunno, probably May 3rd so that May can focus on building MJF VS his challenger. Hard to say who it’ll be, but Darby’s off to a good start with that great Six Man Tag. Darby, Sting and Cassidy made an eclectic but great combination, especially with Sting borrowing some Freshly Squeezed tactics. And Cassidy’s International Championship card is open to just about anyone at this point.

Really good tag title match, but I should’ve figured shenanigans would help The Gunns retain. The Kingdom and Top Flight are solidly ROH Tag title contenders with #ReachForTheSky needing teams. Plus, The Gunns’ real story is with FTR, who came back to have a really good promo with them. Gunns VS FTR, Titles VS AEW contracts could honestly go either way. There’s a lot of talk out there of FTR going back to WWE since it’s under HHH right now, so this move could be how FTR exits AEW, but this could also be what guarantees FTR staying. Either way, this is going to be some really big stuff for the titles.

Good promo from Jade and her group, and you do have to appreciate Sterling’s gimmick of bringing about frivolous lawsuits on behalf of people to poke fun at wrestling tropes. The security guards finally got justice, even though they also got crushed by Wardlow, and now finishers that are exactly the same but with different names are being questioned. Pretty sure Leila loses the match and Taya tears up that document, though. Then it’ll be about who hits the chicken wing facebuster first to win that title. Jade has done an amazing job being an undefeated inaugural TBS Champion, but now is the time to move on to someone else so Jade can move on to the top title.

Great segment out of Hook, Stokely and The Firm. Great show from Stokely with trying to weasel out of this, then trying to run away from this, but of course he gets thrown around. Awesome use of spare guard railing, though. I figured Hook VS Ethan was going to be how this wraps up, can’t wait to see how that goes. And I appreciate Starks getting a little meta on the bad pacing of feuds. Starks VS Juice for Rampage, if it happens, will be great stuff, and maybe shenanigans helps Juice win to keep this going. Though, I feel like Starks and Juice could each be doing something better than spinning their wheels with each other. Give me Starks VS Hobbs and Orange VS Juice for those respective titles.

Speaking of which, only the second QTV segment and I’m just done with it. But they did point out the weird logic of Penta not being out there with Fenix last week. Penta VS Hobbs will probably go the same as Fenix VS Hobbs did, and Wardlow will come back for revenge. Also, another wrestling trope that needs poking at: Solo confessed to illegal activities but he won’t get investigated or arrested because it’s wrestling. If Sterling were a Face lawyer, he’d be right on Solo’s ass. But maybe Wardlow beats the crap out of Solo as his punishment, then he gets his shot at Hobbs at Double or Nothing to put this story to rest.

Great promo from Cole and Garcia, and I appreciate they had Garcia have that slip of the tongue. Garcia is of course enjoying the fun side of being a sports entertainer, showing off his personality and just doing whatever shenanigans he wants, but he also clearly enjoys the pro-wrestling stuff of just fighting. Garcia VS Cole is going to be awesome stuff, but Garcia and the JAS also have their story with the House of Black so who knows how the finish goes. Great match out of Storm VS Skye, and Skye looked great even in defeat. Another inconsistency in wrestling logic: Riho & Willow should’ve been ringside to start because they know The Outcasts will be up to no good. But I suppose that does give Riho & Willow their moment of heroism in running the Outcasts off.

I bring up that inconsistency in logic because that match was after Moxley VS Grayson, where both men had their allies ringside. The men can think to bring their boys but the women’s division can’t think to bring their friends along, when we’ve also always seen Britt have Rebel and/or Hayter and vice-versa? Anyway, great stuff out of Moxley VS Grayson, and Grayson also looked awesome even in defeat. The BCC apparently went after everyone Hangman considers a friend, as the Bucks were taken out off-camera by them, and then the BCC jump Grayson.

And then, for being a non-title TV main event, Omega VS El Hijo del Vikingo went above and beyond anything I would’ve expected. There were some scary moments, like that Super Steiner counter to the powerbomb. But then again, it wouldn’t feel like an AAA match if there wasn’t some risk like that. BCC jumping Omega after he wins was a good way to keep the Elite reunion story going, but now there’s the new wrinkle of Don Callis wanting Omega to stay a singles star. To be fair, this is very much like the story of Callis, Omega and The Elite when AEW first got started. Callis wants Omega to return to that Omega, and he throws Hangman under the bus.

Another pro-wrestling logic thing is that no one watches the show back when it’s done, unless it helps the story. And I would hope Omega does that here to see what really happened as opposed to just trusting Callis and distrusting Omega. Or if not Omega, the Bucks can. The Bucks will have seen it on TV at the hospital (kayfabe) and The Bucks will tell Omega that Hangman didn’t hit Callis. Callis is also trying to recruit Konosuke, so it’d be great if Callis only comes out of this with one client. If Omega realizes not to trust Callis over The Elite, then Callis and Konosuke can stick together. If Omega still keeps Callis around, Konosuke can reject Callis to stay his own man.

My Score: 8.9/10

Powered by RedCircle

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading

AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/21/23)

Toni Storm gets Dark!



AEW Dark is on #ToniTime!

The Outcasts have drawn a line in the AEW Women’s Division, and are daring everyone else to cross it! Will Toni Storm strike down another “entitled rookie?”


  • Juice Robinson VS Leon Ruffin; Juice wins.
  • Kiera Hogan VS Leila Grey; Leila wins.
  • The Iron Savages VS The Wingmen; The Iron Savages win.
  • The Renegades VS Avery Breaux & Mafiosa; The Renegades win.
  • Toni Storm VS Billie Starkz; Storm wins.


Another surprisingly short line-up for Dark, with a couple matches that could go either way. The Iron Savages, formerly Bear Country, and the Wingmen will be a good one, but I’m leaning towards Bronson & Boulder winning that. Kiera Hogan VS Leila Grey, former Baddie taking on Jade’s last sidekick standing, could also go either way, but I’m leaning towards Kiera. But it’ll be good to see Robyn & Charlette Renegade get a win here to build that unofficial Women’s Tag Division AEW has.

Powered by RedCircle

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!
Continue Reading



Sports Entertainment

Buy A Chairshot T-Shirt!

Chairshot Radio Network