Dark goes hard again with ANOTHER SEVENTEEN matches!
Winter is Coming tomorrow night on Dynamite, but Dark is still sizzling with SEVENTEEN matches, again! Who heats things up before the deep freeze?
- Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS KTB; Spears wins.
- Ricky Starks VS Damian Fenrir; Starks wins.
- Brandon Cutler VS Danny Limelight; Cutler wins.
- “Pretty” Peter Avalon VS Jon Cruz; Avalon wins.
- Shanna VS Tesha Price; Shanna wins.
- KiLynn King VS Katalina Perez; King wins.
- Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Adam Priest & Sean Maluta; Best Friends win.
- Leva Bates VS Alex Gracia; Leva wins.
- Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Angel Fashion, VSK & Shawn Donavan; Gunn Club wins.
- Matt Sydal VS Aaron Solow; Sydal wins.
- The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Baron Black & Fuego Del Sol; Uno & Stu win.
- Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. VS Cezar Bononi & RYZIN; Garrison & Pillman win.
- Ivelisse VS Lindsay Snow; Ivelisse wins.
- The Acclaimed VS George South Jr. & Bobby Wayward; The Acclaimed wins.
- Chaos Project VS Alex Chamberlain & Seth Gargis; Chaos Project wins.
- Red Velvet VS Lady Frost; Velvet wins.
- Triple Threat Tag: The Dark Order’s 5 & 10 VS Jurassic Express w/ Marko Stunt VS Sonny Kiss and Joey Janela; Jurassic Express wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS KTB!
The Chair Man still wants after gold, and will continue to load up that lethal left until he has some! Will he slay #KyleTheBeast to finally get to that next level?
The bell rings, Spears circles with KTB and they tie up. Spears wrenches the arm, has a wristlock, but KTB wrenches through. KTB has the wristlock, Spears rolls, drop toeholds and moves around to show off with a cartwheel. Spears and Tully high five, and then Spears keeps his eyes on KTB. But wait, Scorpio Sky is making his way out? And Scorpio is holding onto the slug Tully threw to him! Spears asks if Scorpio’s going to use it now. Scorpio just takes a seat on the steps of the stage to watch. KTB rolls Spears up! ONE, but KTB throws forearms on Spears! And a back elbow! KTB whips, Spears reverses but KTB goes up and over to then somersault and RAM into Spears!
KTB fires up, Spears is on the ropes, KTB somersaults but is put in the ropes! Spears goes out to KNEE KTB back in! Spears stares Scorpio down as he drags KTB out to THROW him down on the ramp! KTB flounders and the ref reprimands but Spears glares at Scorpio. Spears gets in the ring, snapmares KTB and throws clubbing crossfaces. Scorpio is stoic as Spears stomps KTB down. Spears dares Scorpio to get in and even holds ropes open. Scorpio stays put so Spears drags KTB around, for the SHARPSHOOTER! Spears stares Scorpio down as he sits deep on the hold, and KTB taps! Spears wins!
Winner: Shawn Spears, by submission
Spears dares Scorpio to do something as he lets go of KTB, but Scorpio still stays put. Until Spears turns around! Spears turns back in time and it is a stand-off between them. Scorpio drags KTB up for a TKO!?! Scorpio storms off, perhaps having sent Spears a message. But what exactly does it mean?
Ricky Starks VS Damian Fenrir!
Absolute and the Powerhouse, Will Hobbs, will be taking on Cody Rhodes and Darby Allin on Dynamite! Will Starks heat things up just as #WinterisComing?
The bell rings and Starks circles with Fenrir. They tie up, Fenrir holds Starks to a deadlock but then waistlocks. Starks switches, slams and slaps Fenrir all around. Fenrir gets up as Starks pats himself on the back. Starks and Fenrir tie up, Starks hammerlocks then headlocks, then shifts sides to get the drop toehold. Starks slaps Fenrir around again and scuffs him as he gets up. Fenrir scowls but keeps cool as he circles with Starks. Starks rushes in, Fenrir hurdles and arm-drags Starks down to an armlock! Starks fights up and around but Fenrir wrenches. Starks ROCKS and CHOPS and whips Fenrir, to BLAST him with the elbow! “Too easy!”
Fans are divided on Starks as he circles around Fenrir. Fenrir throws body shots but Starks ROCKS Fenrir back. Starks CHOPS Fenrir down, and grins as he bumps Fenrir off buckles. Starks RAMS into Fenrir, blows a kiss to cameras, RAMS Fenrir again, and then RAMS him again. The ref counts and Starks lets off to snapmare and KICK Fenrir. Starks poses with Fenrir to then bring Fenrir up and whip him. Fenrir slips out of the back drop to waistlock but Starks bucks him off. Things speed up, Starks dropkicks Fenrir down! Starks grinds his forearm into Fenrir’s face, the ref counts and Starks lets off at 3.
Starks pulls hair as he puts Fenrir against ropes but lets off as the ref counts again. Starks whips Fenrir corner to corner and then ROCKS Fenrir with a forearm! Starks CHOPS and CHOPS and whips, but Fenrir dodges to fire forearms! Starks swings but Fenrir dropkicks back! Fenrir whips but Starks reverses to BOOT Fenrir down! Starks drags Fenrir up, Canadian rack, ROSHAMBEAUX! Cover, Starks wins!
Winner: Ricky Starks, by pinfall
Absolutely dominant! And that is what Starks hopes to be alongside Hobbs on Dynamite! Will Team Taz be a nightmare for The American Nightmare and the Face of TNT?
Brandon Cutler VS Danny Limelight!
The Dungeon Master is 4-0! Well, at least since stopping his losing streak. Will he continue the streak as the year end draws closer?
The bell rings and Cutler circles with Limelight. They tie up, Cutler headlocks and Limelight powers out, but Cutler runs him over. Things speed up, Cutler leaps over Limelight and comes back to side step and pop-up, but Limelight rana’s through! Cover, TWO! Cutler runs in but Limelight puts him on the apron. Cutler slides under, avoids a stomp and then sweeps the leg to slingshot senton! Cutler keeps moving and LEAPING LEG DROPS! Cover, ONE! Limelight goes to ropes and wants a time-out. Limelight offers a handshake, but then SLAPS Cutler! Cutler grabs Limelight, pops him up, and blocks the wheelbarrow counter to make it a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!
Limelight flounders to a corner, Cutler runs in but Limelight POSTS him! Limelight grins as he goes to the apron and YANKS Cutler’s arm into the post! Cutler flops out of the ring, Limelight wraps the arm around the bottom crossbar! The ref counts, Limelight lets off and goes around the way to KICK the arm! Limelight does a little salsa but Cutler kicks back and throws him into railing! Limelight knees and KICKS and SLAMS the arm on the apron! Limelight puts Cutler in, ducks a punch to kick the arm, then drags Cutler down for an ARMBAR! Cutler clasps hands, rolls to a cover, ONE as Limelight shifts to a triangle. Cutler dead lifts to POWERBOMB Limelight down!
Fans fire up and he stalks Limelight. Limelight dropkicks the legs out to put Cutler on ropes and KICKS Cutler! Limelight runs to then HOTSHOT the arm! Cutler flounders away as he clutches his arm. Limelight gets in to kick the arm and slap Cutler around. Cutler throws haymakers but Limelight kicks the bad arm again. Cutler throws more hands, whips but Limelight reverses to wrench and wheelbarrow, and he pops Cutler into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! The body scissors aren’t perfect but Limelight gets a rear mount instead. Cutler powers up and Limelight is a backpack as he rams into buckles!
Fans cheer but Limelight clamps back on! Cutler rams buckles again, then throws elbows. Cutler brings Limelight around, swings Limelight for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Limelight survives but Cutler grits his teeth. Fans rally up and Cutler brings Limelight up. Cutler whips, Limelight reverses but Cutler slips out to roundhouse back! Cutler slingshot kicks Limelight down! Limelight staggers up, ducks the roundhouse but not the enziguri! Cutler scoops Limelight and pops him up, but the bad arm gives out! Limelight hammerlocks but Cutler bucks him off to slingshot out, springboard in and forearm Limelight down!
Limelight bails out, Cutler DIVES, into an ARM-DRAG?! Limelight has the Fujiwara, then the Disarmer! The ref counts, Limelight lets go at 4 and talks trash as he puts Cutler in. Limelight talks trash to the fans as he triangle springboards, but into Cutler’s arms! TOTAL PARTY KILL!! Cover, Cutler wins!
Winner: Brandon Cutler, by pinfall
And one for the thumb! Cutler has yet another win in a row, but will he able to keep it going until the end of 2020?
“Pretty” Peter Avalon VS Jon Cruz!
The former librarian not only shed his old persona, but he shed the losing streak as he finally won last week! But will Avalon score again? Or was that a once in a lifetime experience for him?
The bell rings and Avalon circles with Cruz as fans rally up. They tie up, Cruz puts Avalon in the corner but Avalon shields his face! The ref has Cruz back off, but fans chant, “Punch His Face! Punch His Face!” Avalon circles with Cruz again, tie up, and Avalon pushes Cruz to ropes to arm-drag him down. Cruz gets up and things speed up, Avalon hurdles but Cruz shoves, drops, hurdles but Avalon holds ropes to avoid getting hit. Avalon runs at Cruz, Cruz dodges to hip toss and arm-drag! Cruz dodges, huricanrana Avalon to a corner and handspring! Cruz is ready to punch Avalon in the face! Avalon dodges, Cruz goes up but Avalon YANKS him down!
Avalon clotheslines Cruz out then lounges on the ropes. Cruz returns as the ring count hits 4 but Avalon stomps him down. Avalon digs his boots in and Cruz ends up in a corner. Avalon drags Cruz up to throw haymakers and CHOPS! Cruz staggers, Avalon brings him out to suplex! Cover, TWO! Avalon drags Cruz up, Cruz throws body shots but Avalon CLUBS Cruz down! Avalon drags Cruz up again, whips him and LEG LARIATS! Cruz flounders, Avalon stomps him then covers, TWO! Cruz gets to ropes as Avalon scowls. Avalon chokes Cruz, the ref counts and Avalon lets off at 4.
Avalon drags Cruz in, throws haymakers and then scoops Cruz. Cruz slips out and shoves Avalon away. Cruz dodges in the corner, throws body shots, then rallies with forearms! Cruz whips, Avalon reverses, Cruz hits a flying forearm! Avalon goes to a corner, Cruz kips up and fires up! Cruz is ready to punch Avalon’s face, and hits a running haymaker! Cruz whips, runs in and UPPERCUTS! Cruz wants a third, but Avalon reverses the whip. Avalon gets under Cruz as he goes up, to FLAPJACK, and MARTI-KNEES! Cover, Avalon wins!
Winner: Peter Avalon, by pinfall
It wasn’t always pretty, but Avalon goes back to back with victories! Will Avalon continue on until he scores the big one?
Shanna VS Tesha Price!
Portugal’s Perfect Athlete finally returns to AEW! But will all that time away come with a price, facing Tesha her first night back?
The bell rings, Shanna and Price tie up and go around fast and furious, Shanna arm-drags Price away and things reset. Fans cheer as the two tie up again. Price arm-drags now but Shanna keeps her cool. Shanna offers a handshake, Price takes it but uses it against Shanna! Price whips, Shanna slips off the scoop and arm-drags Price around! Shanna ROCKS Price with a right, then whips, follows and huricanranas Price down! Ghost pin, TWO! Price gets up and runs in, but into a drop toehold into ropes! Fans fire up for Shanna and she builds speed, but Price avoids the basement dropkick! Shanna faceplants and Price grins as she stomps Shanna down!
Price drags Shanna to ropes and puts her through to bend her back! The ref counts, Price lets off to go out and KICK Shanna back in! Fans boo but Price looms over Shanna and stomps her more. Price drags Shanna up and puts her in a corner with a buckle bump. Price CHOPS and CHOPS and stomps, then lets off at the ref’s count. Price whips corner to corner, then handsprings in to KICK Shanna, and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Shanna survives but Price rains down rights. Cover, TWO, but Price keeps close. Price wraps Shanna up in a straitjacket stretch! Fans rally as Shanna endures and fights her way up. Shanna powers out, drops and victory rolls, TWO!
Price gets up to kick Shanna down! Shanna blocks the buzzsaw and powers up to fire off forearms and CHOPS in rapid fire! Shanna whips, Price reverses but Shanna reverses back to STUNNER! Price ends up on ropes, Shanna powers up and runs to hit the basement dropkick! Shanna drags Price back in, chicken wings for the TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Shanna wins!
Winner: Shanna, by pinfall
Shanna holds on a little longer, she could’ve won twice! Will Shanna rise up the ranks of the Women’s Division soon enough?
Backstage interview with Scorpio Sky.
Alex Marvez informs Scorpio that Shawn Spears is refusing to give Scorpio a rematch, what are his thought? Scorpio holds onto the metal slug and heads out without a word. Will he use actions to respond to Spears’ words?
KiLynn King VS Katalina Perez!
The Queen of Crazy is finally getting her footing in AEW, but she has to keep moving to gain some ground! Will King trump the #Queenpin to head for the throne?
The bell rings and King circles with Perez. They tie up, King arm-drags Perez down to a cover, TWO! King headlocks, hits the takeover but Perez keeps shoulders up. Perez headscissors and squeezes but King moves around. King hops up to get the headlock back! Perez fights up again, throws body shots, and pushes King, but King runs her over! King runs, Perez drops then comes back, but swings into a scoop and slam! Cover, TWO! King keeps her cool as she brings Perez up to wrench and back suplex. Perez fights that off to throw King down by her hair! Perez brings King up, King shoves her away but Perez uppercuts King down! Cover, TWO!
Perez stalks King, throws forearms and rains them down! Cover, TWO! King gets to a corner, fans rally up and Perez stomps and forearms. King pushes Perez, boots her down, then hops up to leap for a missile dropkick! Fans fire up with King as she moshes about! King waits for Perez to stand, she boots and ROUNDHOUSES Perez into a waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as King watches Perez rise. King drags Perez up but Perez jawbreakers and back kicks! Perez fires herself up but King reels her in, to throw her into ropes, then bring her up for KINGDOM COME! Cover, King wins!
Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall
The Queen of Crazy kept her cool and she crushed the Queenpin! Will King reign over the Women’s Division soon enough?
Best Friends w/ Orange Cassidy VS Adam Priest & Sean Maluta!
Chuckie T and Trent brawled with Miro and Kip Sabian because they’re done playing games! Will the Best Man and Superbad see how serious a threat Best Friends can be?
The bell rings and Maluta starts with Chuck. Chuck stomps around on his knees as he circles with Maluta, then ties up. Chuck headlocks, Maluta brings him to a knee and wrenches, then jams the arm as he wristlocks. Chuck wrenches back and hammerlocks, but Maluta reaches around to get out. Maluta drop toeholds, facelocks, Chuck slips out and headlocks to the takeover. Maluta headscissors, Chuck pops out and the fans cheer the stand off. Trent wants in, so Chuck tags Trent. Priest tags in and he circles with Trent. They tie up, go around, Trent SLAMS Priest then toys with him. Priest gets mad and he CHOPS Trent!
Priest runs, Trent ducks and hurdles but Priest returns the favor, only for Trent to catch Priest! Trent hits a big gut buster! Trent has Priest again and Northern Lights! Bridging cover, TWO! Trent keeps on Priest and tags in Chuck. Best Friends double whip and double elbow Priest down, then shake hands for a double elbow drop! Fans cheer as Chuck drags Priest up and around. Chuck back suplexes high and hard then covers, TWO! Tag to Trent, Trent goes to Priest in the corner but Priest throat chops! Priest enziguris Trent then GERMANS him! Priest drags Trent over, tags Maluta, and Maluta hits a Samoan Drop! Maluta runs in and BOOTS Trent down! Cover, TWO!
Maluta drags Trent up and CHOPS him back down! Chuck taunts Maluta so Maluta DECKS him! Maluta runs at Trent but misses the splash! Trent hits a tornado DDT! Fans cheer and Trent tags CHuck. CHuck rallies on Priest and Maluta, then BOOTS Priest! Chuck whips Priest for a standing URENAGE! Chuck runs but Maluta hooks his foot! Trent SPEARS Maluta down for it! Priest throws hands but Chuck DECKS him! Chuck runs in, Preist dodges but Tret tags in! SEXY CHUCKIE KNEE! Trent runs to PSYCHO KNEE! Tag back to Chuck and Best Friends coordinate. They mug Priest, then hit SOLE FOOD HALF ‘N’ HALF! And they HUG! Fans cheer as Trent brings Priest back up, SNAP DRIVER to AWFUL WAFFLE! Cover, Best Friends win!
Winners: Best Friends, by pinfall
The double driver combo does it again! But will that combination work against the Superbad and Best Man?
Leva Bates VS Alex Gracia!
THE Librarian is ready to prove you can have a big brain and kick ass at the same time! Will she be able to win big now that she’s on her own?
The bell rings and Leva shakes hands with Gracia. They circle, tie up, go around, and Gracia puts Leva in a corner. The ref counts, Gracia lets up at 3, and circles with Leva again. They tie up again, Leva arm-drags Gracia and then copies Gracia’s cutesy posing. Gracia stays cool and circles with Leva again, and Gracia calls for a test of strength. Leva knuckle locks with her but Gracia uses it to wrench and spin through to pick a leg and trip Leva up. Gracia copies the librarian “shh” now! Things speed up, Leva catches Gracia into a cobra twist! Leva hushes Gracia now, but Gracia fights out of the hold and hip tosses Leva!
Leva goes to a corner, Gracia runs to back elbow and then rolls to come back, with a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Gracia drags Leva back up, bumps her off buckles and throws haymakers. Gracia whips corner to corner, Leva reverses and runs in but is put on the apron. Leva counters the punch with a roundhouse! Leva slingshots, somersaults and SPEARS! Gracia staggers up into a roundhouse, then a mule kick! Leva runs to BOOT Gracia down! Leva keeps going, wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Gracia escapes but Leva is on her again with a whip to the corner! And a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!!
Gracia survives again and Leva grits her teeth. Leva waits for Gracia to stand to throw forearms. Gracia resists the whip but Leva forearms again. Gracia reverses, snapmare sand rolls to then body scissor and roll, but not to a cover! Gracia bridges back for a modified Cattle Mutilation! Leva endures and powers out, but Gracia just makes that a sunset flip! TWO!! Leva barely escapes, but she kicks a leg out and hooks Gracia up for a cravat cradle! Leva wins!
Winner: Leva Bates, by pinfall
Leva is so pumped to finally have her second win! But to show she still respects Gracia, she gives her a free copy of The Young Bucks’ autobiography! But imagine how excited Leva will be if/when she becomes a contender!
Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Angel Fashion, VSK & Shawn Donavan!
Billy and his boys have been going strong as a trio, but there is trouble brewing for them and the Nightmare Family against Team Taz. Will Billy, Austin and Colten stay strong and be ready to back Cody up?
Something happens before the bell and Billy back drops VSK! Fashion and Donavan check on “The Vision” but he’ll be fine, he just needs to steady himself. As such, Donavan and Colten start with the bell instead. They tie up, Donavan gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock, but Colten wrenches back. Colten headlocks, Donavan powers out but Colten runs him over! Austin fires up for his brother as Colten runs and runs Donavan over again! Cover, ONE, but Colten wrenches and tags Austin. The brothers Gunn mug Donavan then Austin tags in Billy. Billy clubs Donavan’s arm, wrenches the arm to a wristlock, then yanks on the arm.
Billy drags Donavan to the corner, tags Austin and Austin clubs the arm. Austin wrenches but Donavan gets away to tag in VSK. VSK is steady now and he ties up with Austin. They go around, VSK puts Austin in a corner and throws forearms! VSK whips corner to corner, Austin goes up and around and shoves to arm-drag! VSK arm-drags back, then arm-drags again, but Austin drags VSK into a headlock! Fans cheer but VSK powers up to throw knees. Tag to Fashion, but Austin arm-drags him down! Fashion fights up, Austin tags Billy, and then Colten tags in. Austin whips and body shots, Billy boots and Colten dropkicks! Cover, ONE, but Colten keeps his cool.
Colten drags Fashion up, whips him, but Fashion reverses and VSK gets a cheap shot in! Colten DECKS VSK but turns around into Fashion’s LARIAT! Fashion drags Colten up, bumps him off buckles, then stomps away! Fashion digs his boot in, the ref counts and Fashion lets up at 4. Fashion whips Colten out to whip him back into the corner hard! Fashion drags Colten over and tags in Donavan. They mug Colten, Donavan snapmares and elbow drops! Cover, ONE, but Donavan tags in VSK. They mug Colten and then VSK bumps Colten off buckles. VSK goes corner to corner but Colten boots!
Colten fights out of the corner but double clotheslines take him and VSK down! Hot tags to Austin and Donavan! Austin rallies on everyone, hits Donavan with a corner uppercut, then another! An uppercut for Fashion! Austin trips Donavan for the THROWBACK! Cover, Fashion breaks it! Billy throws Fashion out and ROCKS VSK, but VSK still tags in! Austin dodges VSK for the QUICK DRAW!! Cover, Gunn Club wins!
Winners: Gunn Club, by pinfall
If you blink, you miss it! Austin puts The Vision away and the family celebrates! Will the Gunns help the Nightmare Family shoot down those gunning for them?
Matt Sydal VS Aaron Solow!
The third-eye is open and both the air and ground game are strong! Will Sydal show Solow what it takes to last as long as he has?
The bell rings and Sydal circles with Solow. Sydal talks about the third eye but Solow says his two are good enough. They get face to face, tie up, and Sydal waistlocks to headlock and takeover. Solow gets up, Sydal snapmares to a corner, ONE! Sydal snapmares again to another cover, ONE! Solow pushes Sydal away but Sydal comes back for a flying-mare! Solow gets frustrated, circles with Sydal and ties up. Solow knees low and hard then throws more! And haymakers, too! Solow snapmares but Sydal handsprings through and arm-drags Solow around! Solow dropkicks back and Solow strikes a pose!
Solow stalks up behind Sydal, brings him up, throws haymakers and dropkicks, but Sydal avoids that to KICK Solow in the back! Sydal hits the standing mariposa! Cover, TWO! Sydal keeps focus and he drags Solow up to whip. Solow reverses to sweep the legs! Sydal hits the ropes on the way down but Solow rains down rights! The ref counts because they’re in the ropes, and Solow lets off to gloat again. Solow stomps Sydal, throws more forearms, then bumps Sydal off buckles. Fans boo but Solow soaks up the heat. Solow throws hands, whips Sydal corner to corner then runs in to clothesline! Solow whips his hair in Sydal’s face, then blows kisses, but Sydal KICKS a leg! And again! Solow blocks the next kick for an EXPLODER!
Solow grins and soaks up heat as he brings Sydal up for another EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Solow keeps his cool as fans rally up. Solow brings Sydal up, throws haymakers, Sydal ducks and dropkicks Solow down! Fans fire up as Sydal CHOPS and whips Solow, then runs in, but Solow elbows. Solow runs into the SNAP RANA! WINDMILL KICK! Sydal fires up and fans fire up with him! Sydal sweeps Solow’s legs and Solow hits ropes! Sydal brings Soloa up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Solow survives but barely! Sydal keeps his cool as he fires off kicks.
Sydal runs, but Solow gets a body scissor takedown to DOUBLE STOMPS! Solow fires up, SCREW HIGH KICK! Cover, TWO!! Sydal survives and frustrates Solow! Fans rally up, Solow brings Sydal up and fireman’s carries but Sydal slips off. Solow elbows but Sydal rolls and rolls, GHOST PIN, TWO!! Sydal KNEES Solow then runs, tilt-o-whirl takedown to the COBRA CLUTCH CROSSFACE! Solow fights up, fights out and kicks a leg out! Solow boots but Sydal slips around it to ROUNDHOUSE! And PAGE TURNER! Cover, Sydal wins!
Winner: Matt Sydal, by pinfall
Solow gave Sydal a fight but in the end, Sydal finds a way to win! Will Sydal’s third eye find him the path to a championship opportunity?
The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Baron Black & Fuego Del Sol!
The OG of the faction have been working on recruiting Hangman Page, but they do need to work on their own journey in AEW. Will they convince the EmpBRUH and Fire of the Sun to #JoinDarkOrder?
The teams sort out and Stu starts against Fuego. Fuego avoids Stu’s rush and gets out of the ring. Fuego taunts Stu, then leads him on a cat ‘n’ mouse, to then flip around and huricanrana! Stu pushes Fuego, Fuego comes back to tilt-o-whirl and merry-go-round to headscissor! Tag to Baron, they double whip Stu but Stu kicks Baron and throws Fuego out! Stu bumps Baron off buckles, tags Uno and the Dark Order stomps away! Uno lets off, drags Uno up and clubs him. Uno whips but Baron reverses to get a cobra twist! Uno endures as Baron digs an elbow in, then Baron spins Uno to a back suplex! Cover, ONE, but Baron wrenches Uno to tag in Fuego.
Fuego goes up, dumdum stomps the arm, then wrenches it, only for Uno to shove and throat chop! Uno waistlocks, Fuego elbows back but Stu tags in. Uno gives Fuego to Stu then DECKS Baron, Stu POWERSLAMS Fuego down! Stu chokes Fuego while talking trash, then he lifts Fuego to RAM him into the corner! Uno tags in, whips Stu in and Stu splashes! Stu feeds Fuego to Uno’s BOOT, then drops a knee! Uno taunts Fuego, stalks him, and fans rally up. Uno drags Fuego up, tortures and BITES the fingers, but lets go as the ref reprimands. Uno CHOPS Fuego in a corner, scoops him and hits a BACKBREAKER!
Tag to Stu, Uno drags Fuego up to feed to Stu’s boots! Uno hits a Russian Leg Sweep, then sits Fuego up for Stu’s SHINING WIZARD! Stu toys with Fuego now but fans rally up. Fuego hits back with body shots, Stu shoves him and clobbers him! Stu drags Fuego up and bumps him off Uno’s boot. Tag to Uno and they taunt Baron before Uno whips Stu at Fuego. Fuego goes up and Stu POSTS himself, a rather fumbling hot tag to Baron! Baron rallies on the Dark Order either way and he spins Uno around for chops and a Polish hammer! Atomic drop and BACKSTABBER for Stu! Baron clotheslines Stu out then runs in to DISCUS CLOTHESLINE Uno, for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO!
Tag to Fuego, Baron fireman’s carries Uno as Fuego climbs. Stu anchors Fuego, Uno gives Baron a neckbreaker! Fuego kicks Stu away, flips at Uno but has to roll through as Uno evades! Uno scoops Fuego for a tilt-o-whirl, and he blocks the DDT to ROCK Fuego with a right! Uno throws Fuego into Baron, who ends up in a torture rack from Stu! NIGHTFALL on the outside! Uno hits Fuego with the pump handle FACEBUSTER! Cover, The Dark Order wins!
Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall
Uno and Stu are still strong as the Dark Order OG, will they find themselves contenders to the AEW World Tag Team Championships soon enough?
Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. VS Cezar Bononi & RYZIN!
The Ivy League MVP and Bulletproof BPJ have been up and down lately, but are determined to rise up the ranks! Will they be able to overcome the Brazilian V8 and the Priest of Sin to do that?
The teams sort out and Ryzin starts with BPJ. They circle, tie up, BPJ headlocks and fans rally as BPJ holds on tight. Ryzin pries at the hold but BPJ hits the headlock takeover. Ryzin gets up, pulls hair and headlocks, but BPJ powers out. They ram shoulders and neither falls. BPJ dares Ryzin to try again, Ryzin dodes, and they ram but again no one falls. Ryzin shoves, BPJ shoves but Ryzin SLAPS! Ryzin runs, BPJ follows and runs him over! BPJ drags Ryzin up to KICK him in the back! BPJ wrenches an arm, tags in Griff, and BPJ scoop slams Ryzin for Griff’s slingshot leg drop! Tag back to BPJ and BPJ slingshots for the senton! BPJ drags Ryzin up, CHOPS Ryzin, and CHOPS again!
BPJ wrenches, whips, but Ryzin reverses and Bononi dumps him out! Bononi throws BPJ into railing, then sets him up for Ryzin’s PLANCHA! Ryzin rains down rights, throws BPJ back in and covers, TWO! Ryzin drags BPJ by his hair and tags Bononi. They mug BPJ, BPJ chops back but Bononi fires off forearms and knees! Bononi CHOPS BPJ, whips BPJ and runs him over with an elbow! Cover, TWO! Bononi grows frustrated already and he knees BPJ down. Tag to Ryzin, Ryzin climbs and Bononi scoops, but BPJ slips out to shove Bononi into Ryzin! Tag to Griff and Griff rallies on Bononi! ROLLING ELBOW!
Fans fire up with Griff as he goes after Ryzin up top, SUPER BELLY2BELLY! Cover, Bononi breaks it! BPJ goes after Bononi and SUPERKICKS! Griff BOOTS Bononi out, then he picks Ryzin up. BPJ goes up top, BLOCKBUSTER SPINEBUSTER! Cover, BPJ & Griff win!
Winners: Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr, by pinfall
And there’s the upswing! Will these new Hollywood Blonds be able to take the AEW Tag Division by storm?
Ivelisse VS Lindsay Snow!
La Sicaria is solo in the ring again, and against a woman who gave Thunder Rosa a good battle. Will Ivelisse show she can do the same thing as Rosa by melting Snow as #WinterisComing?
The bell rings as the two are face to face and Ivelisse shoves Snow. She then dodges and kicks Snow in a leg but Snow forearms. Ivelisse kicks inside the leg, shoves Snow off the arm, but then Snow fireman’s carry throws Ivelisse! Ivelisse gets up but Snow dropkicks her to the outside. Ivelisse blocks the boot to elbow Snow and drag her out. Snow fireman’s carries again but Ivelisse fights off with elbows! Ivelisse SUPERKICKS Snow down, then leaps for the CANNONBALL! Ivelisse is fired up as she CHOPS Snow against the apron! Ivelisse puts Snow in, follows and covers, TWO! Ivelisse keeps her cool and drags Snow into a chinlock.
Fans rally as Snow endures and fights. Ivelisse digs her forearm into Snow’s face, but Snow fights up and fights out. Ivelisse CLUBS Snow down, then Switchblade kicks Snow down! Fans boo but Ivelisse soaks up the heat. Ivelisse kicks Snow in the face but Snow throws body shots! Ivelisse kicks a leg but Snow kicks back. They keep kicking, Snow blocks a forearm but Ivelisse blocks a back kick. Forearms collide, and DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES drop both women! Fans fire up as Snow gets to a corner. Ivelisse runs in, but Snow boots her away! Snow runs out to LARIAT! And again! Snow fires up and whips Ivelisse, but Ivelisse reverses!
Snow goes up and crossbodies Ivelisse down! Snow keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse survives and Snow grows frustrated. Snow pump handles and lifts but Ivelisse flips out and shoves to SCORPION KICK! Snow fights off the cravat, fireman’s carries and tucks Ivelisse, swings her, but Ivelisse lands out to kick the legs! BUZZSAW! Ivelisse cravats, rolling snapmare to KICK! Cover, Ivelisse wins!
Winner: Ivelisse, by pinfall
La Sicaria burns Snow up and takes her down to get another win on her record! But will Ivelisse be heading for gold that she can put around her waist to go with the Women’s Tag Cup medal around her neck?
The Acclaimed VS George South Jr. & Bobby Wayward!
Max Caster and Anthony Bowens return, “Yo, we the Acclaimed! Beating two no names is the easiest thang!” Wayward “like a broke MC Hammer. Call up your mom, cuz I’m about to slam her!” And South Jr, “you look like a blimp! I called up your girl, she called you a shrimp! Saw you in the locker room, why you so limp? The Acclaimed so hard, do y’all get the hint? Daaaayum!” Bowens and Caster get in and dare their opponents to do something about it. But will the 5 Tool Player and Platinum be upstaged for making these two more than enraged?
Caster starts with South and they circle. They tie up, Caster knees low and headlocks. South throws body shots, powers out, but Caster runs him over! Caster puts one on the scoreboard but things speed up. South hurdles and hip tosses then arm-drags Caster! Caster arm-drags back and stomps South on the head! Caster has the arm, wrenches, tags Bowens and Bowens takes the hand-off. They pass the wrench between them again and again, then Caster BOOTS the arm! Bowens pushes Wayward then drags South up. South throws a haymaker and tags in Wayward, but Bowens elbows, jabs and CHOPS! Wayward CHOPS back!
Wayward throws hands, bobs ‘n’ weaves to ROCK Bowens, then whips him corner to corner. Bowens goes up, over and over again to headlock. Wayward powers out, Bowens hurdles to mule kick, front kick and run. Bowens slings but no blade so he just ROCKS Wayward with that right! Wayward reverses a whip but the SLING DDT hits! Bowens drags Wayward up, tags Caster and the Acclaimed mug Wayward in the corner. Caster wrenches and back suplexes HIGH and hard! Caster takes a bow and blows some kisses, then drags Wayward up. Caster SLAPS Wayward, pie faces him, but Wayward gets around to backslide! ONE, Caster hammerlocks the arm and dropkicks Wayward in the back!
Caster blows more kisses then brings Wayward up. Wayward lands on his feet, hot tags to South and Bowens! South rallies on Bowens, then scoops Caster to SLAM him down! South scoop slams Bowens, too! Caster kicks South low, reels him in, but South back drops! Caster has the sunset and Bowens adds on, GREAT ACCLAIM! Bowens mule kicks Wayward and hits a TWISTING URENAGE! Bowens goes back to South, drags him up, tags in Caster, and they coordinate! Suplex and MACHO ELBOW! #AcclaimToFame! Cover, The Acclaimed win!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
Caster uses South’s hand to pet himself on the face, but that was a rather rough track! Will The Acclaimed do more duos dirty as they climb the Tag Division ranks?
Chaos Project VS Alex Chamberlain & Seth Gargis!
Luther and Serpentico are scary guys, but they’re up against the Paragon and the Conqueror of Fear! Will the Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN prove fear isn’t conquered so easily?
The teams stare down and Luther has Serpentico step aside to get in Gargis’ face. Serpentico pushes Luther to get in Gargis’ face, but then Chaos Project beats down Chamberlain and Gargis! They double whip Gargis, he breaks the line and double dropkicks! And kips up! Gargis has Serpentinco and scoops him, to then SLAM him, and tag in Chamberlain. Chamberlain brings Serpentico up, throws big forearms then whips corner to corner hard! Serpentico bounces around, but swings, into a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Luther tries to swipe at Chamberlain but Chamberlain DECKS him! Chamberlain goes back to Serpentico but Serpentico boots him from the mat!
Serpentico sweeps Gargis’ legs then kicks Chamberlain to the corner! Tag to Luther, Chaos Project mugs Chamberlain then Luther chokes Chamberlain on the ropes! “SMILE! SMILE!” The ref backs Luther off but Serpentico gets a cheap shot in! Luther snapmares Chamberlain, KICKS him down, then tags in Serpentico. Serpentico whips Luther, Luther BULLDOGS Serpentico onto Chamberlain! And dribbles Serpentico off of Chamberlain’s chest! Cover, TWO! Serpentico makes sure his head is on straight before he tags Luther back in. They mug Chamberlain, Luther whips and dropkicks! Tag back to Serpentico, who flounders in while Luther scoops.
Luther SLAMS Chamberlain, then has the Snakeman Weapon, Serpentico senton slam! And again! Serpentico wants to try, but Luther is too big for him to scoop! Luther just scoops Serpentico to slam him on Chamberlain again! Cover, TWO! Luther tags back in and sidewalk slams Chamberlain down! Tag to Serpentico, he goes up top and Luther makes him the reluctant ICONOCLASM SENTON! Both Serpentico and Chamberlain slowly rise, and Serpentico clubs away. Serpentico whips, Chamberlain reverses to SPINE BUSTER! But both men are down as fans fire up! Hot tag to Gargis!
Gargis runs and DECKS Luther, then clobbers Serpentico! And again! Gargis whips and back drops Serpentico! Serpentico flounders up into Gargis’ gut wrench and Canadian rack, but Serpentico flails and Luther anchors a foot! Serpentico escapes to KNEE and SUPERKICK! Serpentico BOOTS Chamberlain, tags in Luther, and they whip to BOOT Gargis down! Luther drags Gargis up, Serpentico climbs, CREEPING DEATH!! Cover, Chaos Project wins!
Winners: Chaos Project, by pinfall
Serpentico suffered almost as much damage as his opponents, but he and Luther come out the winners, and that’s all that matters! Will they continue to get more wins and head up the Tag Division ranks?
Red Velvet VS Lady Frost!
Things are still heating up in the AEW Women’s Division, and Velvet wants to stir it up again! Will she cause Frost to have a meltdown just as #WinterisComing?
The bell rings and Velvet circles with Frost. They tie up, go around, Frost headlocks and grinds. Velvet powers out, Frost runs her over, and then stares her down. Things speed up,. Velvet hurdles, Frost leaps, and the two dodge each other, but Velvet calf kicks first! Velvet bumps Frost off buckles, throws body shots and stomps, then digs her boot in while doing the splits! The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4, but brings Frost up to snapmare and run, basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Velvet keeps on Frost in the corner with big forearms! The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4, but Frost sends her into buckles!
Frost throws Velvet down, stomps her, then handstands to drop knees! Frost mocks the “stir it up,” but Velvet avoids the standing moonsault! Velvets hits a standing moonsault! Cover, TWO! Frost kicks Velvet, whips her and puts her in a corner. Frost RAMS in, runs corner to corner to KICK Velvet and then snapmares for another KICK! Cover, TWO! Frost grows frustrated but she puts Velvet in a motorcycle stretch. Fans rally as Velvet endures, and Velvet fights up to bump free. Velvet runs, slides under and rallies with lariats and elbows! Velvet wheelbarrows to the BULLDOG!
Fans fire up with Velvet and she stalks Frost. Frost stands, Velvet dodges her to OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Velvet keeps going, and KNEES Frost against ropes! Frost staggers into Velvet’s running BOOT! Cover, Velvet wins!
Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall
A #ShotofVelvet takes down another one! But will Velvet continue to have the winning recipe as she climbs the ranks?
Triple Threat Tag: The Dark Order’s 5 & 10 VS Jurassic Express w/ Marko Stunt VS Sonny Kiss and Joey Janela!
The Dark Order’s Uno and Stu won a similar scenario last week, and now Alan Angels and Preston Vance want to repeat the process! While Jersey’s Finest are the same, Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus might be a major factor! Who wins the main event to this massive Dark?
Jurassic Express barely finishes their entrance when Vance BOOTS the Bad Boy! Kiss ROCK Vance back and then goes after Angels! Angels CLOBBERS Kiss, JB whips him but Angels reverses, only for JB to slide under. Luchasaurus KICKS Angels down, then combines with JB for the FLYING CMOPLETE SHOT! Kiss and Janela work together to DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK Luchasaurus! JB kicks each of them, whips Kiss and drops, but jumps into a catch! Janela builds speed, JERSEY HART ATTACK! Boston Crab and leg drop, brother! Chancery BASEMENT DROPKICK! Fans fire up for Jersey as they pose together.
Vance is back, he tosses Janela out onto a camera man! It’s finally just two in the ring with Kiss and Vance and the ref finally rings the bell! Kiss runs at Vance, but he’s also put on the apron and Angels CLOBBERS Kiss down! Marko Stunt coaches his team up, but Janela shoulders into Vance and slingshots, but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance roars while Janela writhes. Janela is put in the Dark Order corner, Vance CHOPS Janela and tags Angels. Angels rolls and runs in to forearm Janela! Angels snapmares Janela to then standing frog splash! Cover, ONE! Janela shows Number 5 his two favorite fingers, but Angels KICKS him down!
Angels drags Janela up, puts him in a corner and fires off haymakers and stomps! The ref counts, Angels stops at 4 to tag in Vance. Vance clotheslines then suplexes Janela high and hard! Cover, ONE! Fans rally, Vance clubs Janela then DECKS Kiss! Vance goes back to Janela, Angels talks trash but Janela throws body shots. Janela runs, but Kiss isn’t there to tag! Janela leaps, Vance catches him, tag to Angels, and the Dark Order combine for a SHOTGUN FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, TWO! Angels keeps his eyes on Jurassic Express as he drags Janela away. Tag to Vance, Dark Order mugs Janela, then Vance whips him into the corner. Clothesline and tag, and then a double whip corner to corner!
Angels runs in, Janela boots back, but Janela runs into a fireman’s carry! Janela gets to the apron, hotshots Vance and shoves him into Angels! Janela goes up, leaps, double crossbody takes 5 and 10 down! Hot tag to Kiss! Kiss runs, slides under Angels to dropsault! Enziguri for Vance, RANA for Angels! Fans fire up with the Concrete Rose as he handsprings and SLAPS Angels! Kiss goes Matrix to dodge Vance, and he CLOBBERS Angels! Kiss then baits Vance in to POST him! Kiss has Angels but JB tags in! Kiss whips Angels, JB dropkicks Angels down! Cover, ONE! JB keeps on Angels with a CHOP, then a whip. Angels dodges, Vancde tags in, Angels kicks a leg out ot BUZZSAW!
Vance takes over to dead lift, but JB victory rolls! TWO! JB dodges, wheelbarrows, but Vance uses ropes to rebound for a WHEELBARROW GERMAN! Cover, TWO! Vance keeps his cool as he drags JB up. Vance suplexes again and holds JB up for, guess what? TEN! Then the slam, cover, TWO! Vance grows frustrated but he drags JB over. Tag to Angels, they stomp JB, the ref reprimands but Angels drags JB down with a facelock. Fans rally up, JB fights up and out, but Angels catches him! Angels carries JB away but JB slips off, into a SPANISH FLY! Cover, TWO!!
Angels is furious but he rains down fists! Angels drags JB up, whips him to the corner, then runs in, only for JB to boot him! JB DECKS Vance, Angels mule kicks JB! Angels whips JB, JB rebounds to LARIAT! Fans rally up as JB crawls, hot tag to Luchasaurus !Kiss tags in but gets clobbered! Luchasaurus BOOTS Janela, CLOBBERS Vance and CHOPS Angels! Vance gets up to get a BOOT, Angels gets up to get a mule kick! Luchasaurus fireman’s carries Kiss, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Cover, Vance breaks it! Vance CHOPS, Luchasaurus BOOTS him out! Luchasaurus swats Angels’ enziguri away, to JURASSIC CHOKE SLAM Angels out to Vance! Vance catches Angels, tosses him at Janela for a DDT! JB DIVES out onto Vance!!
JB gets back up and in, tags and then Jurassic Express has Kiss. Gut wrench to the tombstone, JURASSIC CUTTER! Cover, TWO!?! Kiss survives the combo?! JB slides at Angels but Angels blocks and spins him to KNEE him back! Angels enziguris Luchasaurus, Vance drags him out, but Luchasaurus throws Vance into railing! Janela SHOTEIS Angels up top, mule kicks Luchasaurus, then Janela fireman’s carries Angels to DEATH VALLEY DRIVER onto JB’s back! JB tumbles, Lucahsaurus TAIL WHIPS Janela! Vance hurries over and brawls with Luchasaurus. Janela staggers over, into an APRON BOMB from Vance! Luchasuarus choke grips Vance, but Kiss is up top! SUPER MOONSAULT takes everyone down!
Fans fire up with Jersey’s Finest as Kiss drags Luchasaurus into the ring. Kiss follows, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS! And then fireman’s carries, but Janela gets in! Janela’s body shots do nothing! JB goes up, leaps over Luchasaurus to DESTROYER Janela! Kiss slips off, ducks Luchasaurus’ roundhouse to give a roundhouse! Kiss dodges JB, Angels tags in! Kiss DECKS JB, Angels and Vance run at Kiss but he dodges one, only for Angels to enziguri! WING SNAPPER to SLINGSHOT SPEAR!! Angels is back up, FROG SPLASH! The Dark Order drags JB up, gut wrench while Angels climbs., JB shoves Vance into Angels, SUEPRKICKS Vance down then drags Angels up! Luchasaurus has Angels, BACK SUPLEX BOMB! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!
Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall
A fast and furious Triple Threat Tag, but the one team that stays on track is Jurassic Express! Will a boy and his dinosaur be on their way to a tag title opportunity?
A good Dark, but I’m not sure AEW understands “less is more.” The matches were all fairly quick, and there was no Waiting Room this week, so this episode came in at just over 2 hours and 15 minutes. But at the same time, the majority of these matches still felt the same as always. I will say the Triple Threat Tag to end was really good, very fast paced, though obviously Janela falling onto a camera man was a bit rough. Jurassic Express wins to stay in the top 5, as do Uno & Stu earlier tonight. Both those teams should get shots at the tag titles at some point.
It was great to see Shanna back, given all the time missed from Europe’s lockdowns and her having to quarantine outside of the States before returning. Are Lindsay Snow and Lady Frost not a tag team? They should be given similar names. And they should get into a tag program with Ivelisse & Diamante over the tag cup medals. I also like the developments with Scorpio and Spears. I almost thought Scorpio was turning and joining Spears but maybe this is just Scorpio getting a mean streak for their inevitable grudge match. Anthony Bowens needs to work on that slingblade DDT move, I feel like he almost legit hurt Wayward. But The Acclaimed is already a really good team, and certainly a strong one on Dark.
My Score: 8/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/20/21)
Who will be THE tag team for The Inner Circle?
AEW celebrates Negative One’s birthday on Dynamite!
AEW celebrates the birthday of Negative One, Brodie Jr, with some BIG tag team matches! And after teaming with them in an 8 Man Tag, will Hangman finally #JoinDarkOrder?
- 8 Man Tag: Hangman Page & The Dark Order VS Chaos Project & The Hybrid2; Hangman & The Dark Order win.
- Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS “Pretty” Peter Avalon; Cody wins.
- Jon Moxley VS Nick Comoroto; Moxley wins.
- Six Man Tag: Matt Sydal & Top Flight VS #HardyParty; Hardy Party wins.
- Leyla Hirsch VS Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian, Miro & “Charles” Taylor; Ford wins.
- The Inner Circle Tag Team Challenge: Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Sammy-Hager VS Y2MJF; Y2MJF wins and becomes the official tag division representatives of The Inner Circle.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Dark Order is here!
It’s a huge birthday bash for Negative One, Brodie Lee Junior! The cake is there, the candles are lit, and fans cheer on, “Happy Birthday!” John Silver says tonight is a very special night and fans cheer in agreement. Firstly, the Dark Order is going to get a new recruit in “a handsome cowboy,” Hangman Page! But second of all, it’s someone’s birthday~! Just looking t this cake is making #JohnnyHungy! But let’s all sing a Happy Birthday to Brodie Junior! A one, a two, a skiddily diddily doo! Happy Birthday to You~! But then Luther and Serpentico crash the party! They don’t care about birthdays! AEW is becoming a DAYCARE CENTER!
Luther tells “Punky Brewster,” if he wants to come out on AEW Dark and talk smack on him and how he looks stupid with the ball on his head…! Fans chant “You Look Stupid!” Well first, Luther’s face is perfectly symmetrical! And second, Negative One has all these halfwits in masks and with their jagged teeth, THEY look stupid! Chaos Project does not like kids, and does not like them! They’re going to RUIN Brodie’s birthday! The Dark Order fires back with fists! But Jack Evans and Angelico hurry out to reinforce their tag partners! Here comes Hangman! Hangman LEAPS off the stage and onto everyone! The Dark Order cheers, but is Hangman really joining up with them?
8 Man Tag: Hangman & The Dark Order VS Chaos Project & The Hybrid2!
The bell rings and Silver stalks Angelico in the ring. Alex Reynolds joins in, they double whip and flapjack EUROUPPER! Cover, but Evans breaks it in time! Silver throws forearms on Evans and hits him so hard, Evans flies out of the ring! But Angelico DECKS Silver, then tags in Luther. They mug Silver, Luther reels Silver in for a butterfly suplex! Cover, ONE! Luther tags Serpentico in, and he is the SNAKEMAN weapon, scoop slam senton! Serpentico staggers up, tags Evans, and then Luther uses Evans as a weapon for another scoop slam senton! Tag to Angelico, and Angelico holds Silver there, for Luther to BULLDOG SPLASH Angelico onto him! Cover, TWO!
Angelico drags Silver up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Serpentico in. Serpentico throws hands on Silver, snapmares and KICKS him! Fans rally as Serpentico fish hooks Silver into a chinlock. Silver endures, the ref reprimands the hooks but Silver fights up to throw body shots. Serpentico throws haymakers back and then has Silver in a corner. Serpentico whips corner to corner and Silver hits buckles. Serpentico runs in but Silver FLAPJACKS him to buckles! Serpentico fixes his head but runs into a BOOT! Tag to Hangman! Hangman rallies on Chaos Project and TH2 with forearms and BOOTS! SPINEBUSTER for Evans!
Fans fire up with Hangman as he runs at Angelico to corner clothesline! Then one for Serpentico, one for Evans, then back to Serpentico. Serpentico SUPERKICKS, but he leaps into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Cover, but TH2 breaks it! Now a brawl breaks out again! The Dark Order throws TH2 out, Silver whips Reynolds in at Serpentico but Serpentico tosses him out! Silver runs in, but Serpentico puts him on the apron. Colt Cabana runs in but Serpentico avoids the Flying Apple. Cabana goes up, Hangman ROLLING ELBOWS Serpentico into Cabana’s FLYING ELBOW! Cabana sees Angelico getting in, and suckers him into Hangman’s FALL AWAY SLAM!
Hangman kips up and PLANCHAS but Evans moves! Evans is on the apron, but Hangman avoids his spinning kick! Silver is on the apron now and CANNONBALLS into Evans, to then EuroUpper Angelico against railing! Silver runs at Chaos Project but they dodge, only for Reynolds to FLY in! Direct hit, and the Dark Order set things up for Hangman, SUPER MOONSAULT! Fans are thunderous as Hangman drags Serpentico up and into the ring. Hangman tags Cabana in, Cabana scoop slams Serpentico, and then the Good, the Bad and the Hungy combine in a HUGE backpack SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico survives but Cabana keeps his focus.
Tag to Reynolds, Cabana goes up and the Beaver Boys hoist Serpentico up. Luther gets in and shoves Cabana down! Serpentico shoves Reynolds into Silver, roll through, SUPERKICK and basement DDT! Evans springboards in with the 450 SPLASH! Cover but Hangman breaks it in time! Evans throws Hangman out, then slingshots after him, into a POWEBOMB onto Angelico in the crowd! Luther drags Cabana up the ramp and to the stage! Oh no, the cake is unguarded! Wait, Negative One runs over and SMACKS Luther with the kendo stick! Luther glares at him, but then Cabana FLAPJACKS Luther onto the cake!
Back in the ring, Reynolds whips Serpentico into the corner, Silver ENZIGURIS, then they unleash the Beaver Boy Blitz! Forearm, enziguri, STUNNER, and Hangman adds the BUCK SHOT to the GERMAN! Bridging and jackknife, Hangman and the Dark Order win!
Winners: Hangman Page & The Dark Order, by pinfall
Luther is furious in the frosting as the Good, the Bad, the Hungy and the BOOM BOOM take the win! And to add on, Negative One says Serpentico tried to ruin the birthday. But that’s not how it works. KENDO STICK SMACK! “My birthday was three days ago, you idiots!” And he throws papers at Chaos Project! But Silver grabs a mic to address business. Hangman is so good and amazing! But also, he’s really handsome and has nice hair. Now, it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for. Will Hangman #JoinDarkOrder? Silver is even on bended knee! Hangman’s answer is…? “I can’t.”
Wait what? No, stop the confetti! He said no! He said no! The Dark Order didn’t hear that until it’s pointed out by Hangman. As fun as all this has been, he tried saying this before but he was put in a tough spot. Hangman’s done the faction thing before, and it didn’t really work out for him. He’s sorry, but he has to decline. The Dark Order doesn’t understand, and now the good mood has been deflated. Will the Dark Order figure out how to get Hangman to change his mind? Or will they have to move on from this rejection and find someone else?
Backstage interview with Chris Jericho and MJF!
Ahead of the Inner Circle Tag Team Challenge, Alex Marvez wants their thoughts. Please stop, your breath is worse than a rat orgy inside a running microwave. But MJF wants to be honest with Jericho. The last thing he wants to see is this match breaking up the Inner Circle. Isn’t Jericho a little worried about that? Jericho is NOT worried. Tonight will be something that brings the group together and stronger than ever before. It is a promise, a pact, a gentlemen’s agreement of sexy hooligans to decide which combination moves forward to go after the AEW World Tag Team Championships!
No matter what happens, they have a deal that they will move on as a unit. Santana & Ortiz VS Sammy & Hager VS Jericho & MJF! And guess who wins tonight, Marvez! Jericho? Exactly, you stupid idiot! MJF agrees with Jericho, this will make the Inner Circle stronger. They are Christopher and Maxwell, they are better than you and you know it, because they are the next AEW World Tag Team Champions! But will that be the case when this is their first outing as a tag team?
AEW returns to Tony Schiavone in the ring!
“It was one week ago in this ring that Darby Allin retained the TNT Championship in a sensational win over Brian Cage of Team Taz!” We also saw Sting show up to help Darby out against Team Taz, too! Sting wants to say something, perhaps congratulate Darby, so here is… STIIIIING~! The snow, the crow, and the icon! And now, the TNT Champion, Darby Allin! The Relentless Face of TNT makes his way out with belt in hand. He joins Schiavone and Sting in the ring and fans cheer. Schiavone hands the mic to Sting and Sting says, “First of all, I want to say that there’s something that reminds me about me in you, and I kinda like it.” Darby is a great wrestler, and Sting wants to be the first to publicly congratulate him as being our TNT Champion.
Second, Sting wants everyone to understand that he wasn’t here to interrupt last week. He just wanted to keep things fair as Darby defended his title. But from somewhere, Taz is on the mic and he’s telling Sting to shut up! Team Taz is on the titantron and Taz says “fair fight, my ass!” Sting had a baseball bat, he storms out during the TNT title match, and he attacks Ricky Starks! Darby, during that match, had his leather belt and tried to hogtie Cage’s legs like he’s some piece of cattle! They fight dirty! They fight street style! Team Taz are “gentlemen.” Taz grew up in the streets, do your homework! These men are street fighters!
Starks speaks and says if we’re talking about street fighters, here’s the thing! Sting and Darby couldn’t see them in the streets! The deal is, Team Taz should take this to the streets! If Darby and Sting want to get nasty, they want to get hardcore, then the ball’s in their court! What you got?! Darby looks to Sting and Sting says something to Darby. Darby takes the mic and says if Team Taz wants to take this to the streets, “be careful what you wish for, because it just might happen.” Will Taz and team regret trying to intimidate these two fearless fighters?
The Elite is having a meeting, but the Young Bucks aren’t part of it?
Alex Marvez tells Matt & Nick Jackson about it, which is weird because this is Kenny Omega’s place. First that eBay collector guy and now this? Well fine, Marvez, come with them to the meeting. The Bucks walks in through the backdoor and Michael Nakazawa is being the greeter? Nakazawa escorts the Bucks into the dining room then into the den. What in the world? Omega has an oil painting of himself and Don Callis as muscular men in denim jeans, and only denim jeans. Omega is one thing but Callis is nowhere NEAR that ripped. Yikes.
But Callis enters first, and says that is a gift for Omega’s birthday. But his birthday’s in October. Well it’s never too early or too late to shop for the God of Pro-Wrestling! Have they not gotten anything for him yet? What kind of friends are you? Just kidding. Oh right, just like how last week, he punked them out on national television with that bait ‘n’ switch! Callis says that it was a choice from production, he meant to tell them but he apologizes for that. Where is Omega? Well Omega is unavailable for today’s meeting. At his own house? Omega is very busy. Too busy to talk to his friends?
Well what number do they have in their phones? Callis had Omega change numbers a couple weeks ago, there are a lot of fans, marks, and “old friends” coming out of the woodwork, blowing up the phone. They didn’t get the memo? Well they don’t need it, they can always come by, he and Omega are always happy to see them. But it’s good that they’re all here so we can clear the air. These three are the ones who love Omega the most, after all. Callis is family, and the Bucks are… old friends. So let’s chat. Marvez, why are you here? Nakazawa, please escort Marvez to the dungeon. What? Not a real dungeon, just the training room Omega uses. And take the cameraman. Not the camera, though, Callis won’t let him shoot any more of Omega’s house. Off to the dungeon with them.
And now they have privacy! The Bucks are good, right? How long have they known Omega? 12 years. Wow, 12 years, a tremendous investment. They need to recognize that. But everyone’s very busy, no time to spend like they used to, so Callis has something he is sure they’ll like. Is he writing them a check? Callis says this will compensate them for their investment in the friendship. They’re just trying to keep contact with the “old crew” to a minimum. Wow, see, this would be a good amount, except the Bucks made that much just last week. Oh, right, the merch! Well here, Callis will add in some. Is this a bribe? No…!
THE AUDACITY to think you can buyout a 12 year FRIENDSHIP…! Callis wasn’t on those 14 hour bus rides in Tokyo! He wasn’t there for the missed birthdays and anniversaries! Where was “Uncle Creepy” Callis? Callis says he was always there. Sorry it’s gone this way, but if you want to talk facts, the Bucks were great friends to Omega, but now they just hold him back! Oh really?! Yes, the hanger-on from the old neighborhood types. Omega is too nice but Callis isn’t.
Y’know, speaking of where this money is coming from, the Bucks used to work at that company Callis is VP of. And so they know these checks are no good. They rip up the checks and Callis accuses them of being bloodsuckers! Oh THEY are the bloodsuckers?! Callis is manipulating Omega! They’re backing Callis up and scaring him a bit, and the camera gets shut off. What is going to happen to The Elite with Callis hanging around?
Cody Rhodes w/ Arn Anderson VS “Pretty” Peter Avalon!
Does the American Nightmare match up with the requirements for the Pageant Provocation? Perhaps, but will Avalon consider giving Cody a pass? Will Avalon’s young win streak be ended his first night back on Dynamite?
The bell rings and Avalon rushes at Cody, but into a dragon sleeper! CROSS RHODES!! Cody would cover, but JADE CARGILL walks out on stage! She is keeping her distance, but Cody isn’t so sure. Avalon runs in and LOW BLOWS Cody during the distraction! Jade likes that and decides to leave now. Avalon kicks at Cody’s legs, stalks Cody around the ring and chop blocks him down! Avalon trips Cody up, stomps him down, and then drags Cody up to throw haymakers! Avalon CHOPS Cody, then CHPOS him again! Cody gets made and CHOPS back! Cody shows haymaker but Avalon protects his face. So Cody drops for the Rhodes Uppercut!
Cody goes to a corner, climbs up, but Avalon hits him first! Avalon throws hands, climbs up, and clubs away. Avalon brings Cody up for a SUPERPLEX! Fans fire up as both men writhe and a standing count begins! Cody goes to the apron and Avalon pursues as fans rally behind him. Avalon hobbles after Cody and kicks a leg, but Cody throws Avalon into the railing! Cody throws haymakers, but hobbles into a throat chop! Avalon CHOPS Cody then puts him in the ring. Cody gets Avalon’s leg but Avalon clubs him. Avalon suplexes and covers, ONE! Avalon stomps Cody then clubs him more. Cody shoves Avalon and double clotheslines collide!
Another standing count begins as both men are down. Fans rally up and duel, Cody drags Avalon up but Avalon rakes the eyes! AEW goes to picture in picture as Avalon puts Cody in a corner.
Avalon CHOPS Cody again, CLUBS him, then stomps the leg. Avalon CLAWS Cody on the back, but Cody CLAWS Avalon on the front! Avalon stomps Cody down, then drops a knee! Avalon has the leg and yanks on it, then stomps and heel hooks it! Cody endures but Avalon turns him over for a Half Crab! Avalon pulls hard but Cody fights his way to the ropebreak! The ref counts, Avalon lets off at 3, and Cody trips Avalon up! Cody gets the leg now, but Avalon kicks him away! Cody staggers, Avalon CHOPS him, then wraps the leg against ropes! The ref counts, Cody elbows Avalon away, then gets to the apron. Avalon is after Cody with a stretch against the ropes!
Avalon lets Cody go to club him again, but Cody ROCKS him with forearms! Cody slingshots to sunset flip, TWO! Avalon CLOBBERS Cody with a clothesline! Avalon looms over Cody, drags him up, and scoops him for a slam! Avalon rains down rights, then scrapes his soles off Cody’s face! Avalon sits Cody up to KICK him, then drops more knees! AEW returns to single picture as Avalon climbs. Avalon MOONSAULTS but FLOPS as Cody moves! Fans fire up and Cody throws forearms. Avalon headlocks, Cody powers out and tries to hurdle but his leg can’t get him up! Cody and Avalon collide, then Avalon throws Cody out hard! Avalon runs and DIVES, and Cody ends up in the crowd!
Avalon drags Cody back into the ring, drags him up by his weight belt, and blows a kiss. Avalon runs, into a CUTTER! Cody fires up and fans fire up with him as he whips Avalon, then follows to rally with forearms and lariats! Cody whips, Avalon reverses but Cody goes up and over to SPINNING POWERSLAM! Cody slaps himself to get back in this, and off comes the weight belt! Free souvenir! Avalon staggers, Cody trips him up and steps through, FIGURE FOUR! Avalon endures, turns things over and puts the pressure onto Cody! Cody turns it back over and Avalon feels the pain, but then Avalon SLAPS Cody! That was a mistake and Cody shows slap, but Avalon taps out just to avoid it!
Winner: Cody Rhodes, by submission
Cody holds on to make Avalon pay for it, but lets him go soon enough. Cargill’s presence almost cost Cody, but the Prince of Pro-Wrestling managed to fight through the pain. Will Cody have to be more careful from now on?
Tully Blanchard knows the rankings just came out. They are NUMBER ONE and that is where they need to be. But now, they need the belts. Those are the bragging rights! But then in barges Jurassic Express! Jungle Boy says he’s sick of this. If FTR is the best- Cash Wheeler says they ARE the best. JB gets heated, but he says the FTR might be the best. Being in there taught JB something about himself. It showed him that he could beat either one of them. FTR laughs at that and Dax Harwood says he shouldn’t be fooled by the “salt ‘n’ pepper.” Dax isn’t some fly-by-night wrassler JB plays with in the ring. Dax will fight him next week, 1v1. He doesn’t need Cash and Tully to win, either.
Oh is that so? Let Dax finish. Then let them all be ringside, but Luchasaurus will make sure no one gets involved. JB and Dax shake on it, but will this really be a gentlemen’s agreement with Tully lurking?
Jon Moxley VS ???
The Maniac is back in action tonight, determined to fight his way back to the AEW World Championship and his revenge on Kenny Omega! Will Moxley show that there’s no stopping him, only delaying the inevitable?
AEW returns and Moxley’s opponent turns out to be the Freak Beast Wrecking Ball, Nick Comoroto! A big opponent for his first match back, but Moxley doesn’t back down from a fight! The bell rings, Comoroto shoves but Moxley headbutts him! Moxley fires off forearms and stomps Comoroto in the corner! Then CHOPS him, and CHOPS him again! And again! Moxley whips corner to corner, Comoroto reverses but Moxley dodges in the corner to clothesline! Moxley keeps moving, but leaps into Comoroto’s arms and a POWERSLAM! Comoroto drags Moxley up to elbow him to a corner, then stomps him in return! Comoroto digs his knee in but lets up at 4.
Comoroto whips Moxley corner to corner, then hits a big back elbow! Comoroto scoops Moxley for a BACKBREAKER! Moxley sits up but Comoroto drags him up for another BACKBREAKER, and makes it a bend across his knee! Moxley endures, pries the fingers and bends them back! Comoroto lets go to clutch his hand, and Moxley BITES Comoroto’s forehead! Comoroto knees low, scoops Moxley but Moxley slips out to throw forearms! Comoroto throws them back but Moxley knees then runs, but into an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Moxley goes to a corner. Comoroto runs corner to corner, but only gets buckles!
Moxley and Comoroto are both down but fans rally up! Moxley is up first, and KICKS away on Comoroto’s chest! Again and again, then he reels Comoroto in for a suplex. Comoroto is too big, he shoves Moxley away but Moxley gets around to waistlock, shove and GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as Moxley runs, but Comoroto withstands the lariat! Comoroto fireman’s carries but Moxley slips around to SLEEPER HOLD! Comoroto falls, he is OUT! Moxley wins!
Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall
The big man gave Moxley a big fight, but Moxley wouldn’t have it any other way! Moxley gets the mic and points to the fans before saying, “Now, anything can happen on Wednesdays on AEW Dynamite. And things are getting crazy~ around here, I can’t keep track of everything.” Moxley can’t tell who is in Bullet Club, The Elite, who’s from Impact or whatever, but that doesn’t matter. Omega thought he would bring his frat brothers to AEW and they’d watch his back. “Kenny, all’s you did was make it more fun. All you did was make it more interesting. More bodies, bigger brawls, more blood, more violence. More necks to break, more limbs to snap, I love this!”
The bigger the mountain, the sweeter it is at the top! Moxley will climb back up because you can bring the whole city of Nashville to Jacksonville, you can bring up whoever from Mexico or Japan, it remains the same. “All roads in professional wrestling lead through ME!!” Has Moxley just declared war not only on The Cleaner, but all the promotions willing to play ball with AEW?
Backstage interview with Eddie Kingston and The Fam.
For the first time ever, next week on Dynamite, Kingston will face Lance Archer 1v1 in the ring. How does he prepare for someone like Archer, or anyone he’s never faced before? Kingston doesn’t prepare, he just fights. And Kingston has been having a really hard time lately. PAC beat Kingston but Kingston is moving on to Archer. Kingston has to move on. But then Archer comes in, and Jake the Snake barely keeps him back! Archer says Pac beat Kingston, but Archer will end him! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, a very simple concept. Kingston says he can go on with his poetry, but Archer says all Kingston ever does is shout. If Kingston wants to shut Archer up, do it in the ring! Kingston says it’s 1v1! Then he tells Jake to keep his boy under control.
Jake says Kingston’s one to talk, with his little baby chicken shit family. If Kingston wants to do something, do it face to face without his little butt kissers ringside! Deal! A true 1v1 match is coming, will the Mad King be able to stand after facing the Murderhawk Monster?
AEW returns as Kenny Omega arrives.
Alex Marvez is there waiting and asks Omega about his thoughts on what we saw at the beach. Omega wasn’t at the beach, so no comment. Well, AEW Media was with The Young Bucks and Don Callis at Omega’s house. They were at his house? Is nothing sacred? Get out of his way! Omega finds Callis in the locker room and shows off his new outfit. Whoa, what happened to Callis? Oh, the glasses? No, what’s under the glasses. Callis says Omega shouldn’t get upset, Callis had a “little accident” earlier. It’s not as bad as it looks. Who did that? No, it’s not about- Ow, don’t touch. Callis says this is not what he wants for Omega, Omega can’t lose focus right now.
Omega keeps asking but Callis says it’s fine. Nick & Matt- Uh oh. Omega can’t believe the Bucks did this. Marvez asks if Callis is saying the Bucks did that to him. What is he doing in here? Go away! Is there no privacy here? Omega still wants answers on what happened! We know that the camera went off, but did the Bucks really assault Callis?
Six Man Tag: Matt Sydal & Top Flight VS #HardyParty!
One of the best high flyers ever teams up with the coldest tag team in the game for an incredible combination! But manager “Big Money” Matt teams with his guys in Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy! Will Hardy and Private Party make their partnership worth their one-sided deal?
The trios sort out and Dante Martin starts against Quen. They circle, and Dante offers a handshake. Hardy doesn’t want Quen to take it but Quen says it’s fine, and they shake hands. Quen and Dante circle, tie up, and Quen arm-drags Dante but Dante arm-drags back. Quen blocks the hip toss to knee low and cartwheel, but Dante slips free to run and roll off the back, then dropkick Quen down! Darius gets in as Kassidy does and dropkicks him down! Hardy rushes in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Fans fire up with Top Flight as Dante tags Sydal in. They focus on Quen with double CHOPS, and then a whip. Sydal and Top Flight pull off a TRIPLE HURDLE, then a pass to a WINDMILL KICK!
Dante gets a boost from Darius, they rebound off ropes and Dante flips Darius onto Sydal! Darius flips back but he’s not legal, Sydal has to cover. So Sydal adds a STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Quen hurries away and Hardy tells him to get serious here. Quen takes off his jacket and throws it at Sydal! Quen then fires off on Sydal, and tags in Kassidy. Kassidy sucker punches Top Flight then mugs Sydal with Quen! Private Party double forearm, kick and run, but Top Flight gets in and slides with Sydal to TRIPLE ROLLING TAKEDOWN, into a TRIPLE CRAB! Hardy is furious but the ref counts and Top Flight lets off their parts. Hardy gets in and DECKS Sydal!
Kassidy runs at Sydal at the ropes but Sydal pops him up! Kassidy holds ropes, tags Quen, and then headscissors Sydal into Quen’s ROUNDHOUSE! Springboard SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Quen clubs away on Sydal, then stomps him down! Quen brings Sydal up, bumps him off buckles, then tags in Kassidy. Private Party mugs Sydal as AEW goes picture in picture.
Hardy sneaks in a shot before Kassidy CHOPS Sydal, but Sydal CHOPS back Kassidy kicks low, pushes Sydal down and stomps him in the corner! Tag to Hardy, Kassidy digs his boots in, then Hardy does the same. The ref counts, Hardy lets off at 4, then RAMS into Sydal! And again! And again! Hardy brings Sydal up, scoops him, and LAWN DARTS him on the buckles! Cover, TWO! Hardy keeps on Sydal and ROCKS him with a right! Hardy whips, and catches Sydal to a sleeper! Sydal flails, reaches, but Hardy keeps him from the corner. Sydal fights up with body shots and breaks free with a jawbreaker! Hardy still grabs Sydal to drag him back to the corner.
Tag to Quen, Hardy Party mugs Sydal, and Quen bumps Sydal off buckles. Quen stomps Sydal then drags him up in a facelock. Sydal fights his way towards his corner but Quen pushes him back the other way. Tag to Kassidy and Private Party mugs Sydal more. Kassidy drags Sydal up and rams elbows into him! Tag to Quen, Kassidy CHOPS Sydal, then is the step stool for Quen to launch into a splash! Quen is the step now, Kassidy runs in, PARTY in Motion! Hardy tags in and clotheslines Sydal down! Hardy taunts Sydal and slaps him around, but Sydal KICKS back! And CHOPS! AEW returns to single picture as Sydal CHOPS Hardy more!
Hardy pokes Sydal in the eye! Then tags in Kassidy, and they mug Sydal more. Kassidy snapmares Sydal and wraps on a chinlock. Fans rally as Sydal endures, but Kassidy keeps Sydal away from ropes. Kassidy grinds Sydal down but Sydal fights up. Kassidy shifts to a facelock then tags in Quen. Private Party double suplex Sydal, but Sydal slips out! Sydal DECKS Hardy, and DOUBLE RANAS Private Party! Hot tag to Darius! Darius DECKS Kassidy, uppercuts Quen, goes up and over and sends Kassidy into Quen, then comes back to ENZIGURI Quen down! Darius waistlocks Kassidy, Kassidy standing switches but Darius elbows out!
Darius runs, gets around Kassidy and whips him into a STANDIN GSPANISH FLY! Hardy kicks low but no Twist! Dante ROCKS Hardy and dumps him out! Darius builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit sends Hardy hard into railing! Darius goes back to the ring to tag in Dante, but Kassidy kicks back. Kassidy whips Darius but Darius reverses! Quen is there for Kassidy to roll back on, Silly String catches Darius but Dante is there to dropkick Quen down! Kassidy is caught for a LEAP FROG ATTACK! O’Conner roll and bridge, TWO!! Dante keeps his cool, drags Kassidy up, and he tags in Darius.
Top Flight mugs Kassidy, back suplex but Kassidy lands on his feet. Dante has Kassidy but Kassidy turns waistlock into wheelbarrow that sends Dante into Darius! Tag to Hardy, and Hardy grabs Dante. Dante fights out of Side Effect, but Darius wings into the SIDE EFFECT! Sydal tags in and goes up, Dante walks into a SIDE EFFECT! Sydal leaps but into a SIDE EFFECT!! Hardy has all three down to triple cover, TWO!! Tag to Quen and Quen boots Sydal! Quen says he sees the third eye and does a dance to PELE Sydal right in it! Cover, TWO! Quen drags Sydal up but Sydal ROUNDHOUSES! Tag to Dante, and Top Flight blasts Hardy Party!
Top Flight whip Sydal in at Quen for a big back elbow! Darius runs in to clothesline, then they put Quen up for Dante to FLIPPING DRAGON RANA! Cover, Hardy Party breaks it in time! Darius DECKS Hardy, Sydal throws Kassidy out and Top Flight focuses on Quen. They put Quen up top, climb up together, but Hardy shoves Darius down hard! The ref and Hardy argue, Kassidy has a chair and he JAMS Dante in the ribs! Dante is down, Quen and Kassidy realize what they’ve done, and like it! Quen hits a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! Cover, Hardy Party wins!
Winners: Hardy Party, by pinfall
Quen and Kassidy are buying into Big Money Matt’s “by any means necessary” policy! After all, they are #1 contenders to the Impact World Tag Team Championships. Darius and Sydal get in their face about it, though, and Hardy gives the nod. Private Party beats down Darius and Sydal! They hammer away on Sydal and drive knees into Darius, and then feed Darius to a TWIST OF FATE! Sydal gets a TWIST OF FATE, too! Will this new edge be what makes Private Party into champions?
MJF and Wardlow check with The Inner Circle.
MJF tells the cameraman to keep his distance before he and Wardlow walk in. “Oh, the bearer of bad news~!” Ortiz takes a guess: MJF wants the rest of them to be ringside when he and Jericho go after the tag titles, right? No, no, but MJF does get the hostility. Take it from him, if it were up to him, he isn’t so sure this match would be happening. Surely they all feel the same way. But, Chris is the leader, and as such, what he says goes. Sammy Guevara says if he had things his way, a lot of this wouldn’t be happening.
Hager and the others keep Sammy back but MJF says they’ve been doing this for months. MJF loves Hager, Santana and Ortiz, and even Sammy. They’re family, and they have to be family in order to succeed. Now, MJF respects Sammy because Sammy isn’t afraid to speak his mind. But can Sammy just understand that MJF isn’t some sociopath. MJF wants what’s best for the group, and so do they. So let’s all just go out there, have this match, and settle it. Everyone else fist bumps with MJF, but not Sammy. They’re not there yet. That’s fine. MJF says he’ll see them all out there, but is Sammy onto something?
Leyla Hirsch VS Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian, Miro & “Charles” Taylor!
#LEGIT is back in action, and up against the Superbad Bride-to-be! Freshly Squeezed, Orange Cassidy, can only watch from the crowd as his best friend is forced to be the BUTLER to the Best Man and the Superbad super couple. The suffering of “Charles” aside, will Ford at least be in a good mood with a win?
The bell rings, Ford and Hirsch circle, tie up, and go around. They break, and Hirsch smirks as she and Ford circle again. They tie up, Hirsch gets a waistlock but Ford switches. Hirsch hooks a leg to bring Ford down and then drags Ford around by it to get a waistlock. They roll around and Hirsch holds on tight to then float to a facelock. Ford gets up, Hirsch gets around for another takedown, lateral press, TWO! Ford facelocks but Hirsch wrenches out, only for Ford to headlock. Hirsch powers Ford to ropes, the ref calls for a break, and Hirsch honors it. But Ford kicks her leg out! Ford reels Hirsch into another headlock but Hirsch powers out, only for Ford to run her over!
But Hirsch kips up! Ford pie faces Hirsch out of annoyance, then runs, but Hirsch bypasses, drops, but Kip makes butler Charles trip Hirsch up! Ford handsprings but into an ARMBAR!! Ford scrambles, reaches, and gets a ropebreak with a foot! Hirsch lets go at 4 and then glares at Kip. Kip is making short jokes but is running away, too, and Ford BOOTS Hirsch down! Ford drags Hirsch up to throw her into railing! Kip mockingly reels in the big fish as AEW goes picture in picture.
Ford drags Hirsch up to RAM her into apron! Ford puts Hirsch in, drags her up and fisherman’s for the suplex! Ford drags Hirsch back up, whips her hard into a corner, and then fires off forearms! Ford whips Hirsch the other way, then handsprings in to back elbow! Wait, Hirsch got Ford first with forearms! Hirsch leaps over and comes back but Ford sends her into buckles! Ford runs side to side to KNEE Hirsch down! Ford rains down furious fists, drags Hirsch back up, then WRINGS her into buckles! Ford stands on Hirsch in the corner but the ref counts. Ford lets off at 4, Hirsch gets to the apron, but runs in to go up and over and drop knees on Hirsch on the apron!
Ford soaks up the heat before going back into the ring. Hirsch kicks back from the mat but Ford CLUBS her down, and AEW goes to break!
AEW returns and Ford is covering Hirsch, TWO! Fans fire up for Hirsch but Ford drags her by a leg. Hirsch kicks Ford away but Ford rolls her to her feet to CLUB her on the back! Hirsch just gets mad and ROCKS Ford with a forearm! Ford forearms back but Hirsch fires off! Hirsch runs, blocks the leg lariat and makes Ford to the splits, to then KNEE Ford down! And DEAD LIFT GERMANS! Ford flounders to a corner, Hirsch runs in corner to corner, METEORA, to a SWINGING DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Ford survives but Hirsch keeps her focus, and Cassidy likes(?) what he sees.
Hirsch climbs, but Ford trips her up! Ford runs and handsprings, but the ax kick misses! Hirsch CLOBBERS Ford, drags her to a drop zone, then runs in, up the corner, and LEAPS ONTO KIP AND CHUCK! Fans fire up as Hirsch eliminates the distracts, but then Ford BOOTS her on the return! Cover, and Kip keeps Hirsch’s leg down!! Ford wins!!
Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall
Miro tells “Charles” to get in the ring so we can all get an update. Miro tells “Charles” that he could be mean, but he’s not because he’s a nice guy. But Miro needs Charles to let go of the past so he can reach a bright future. Stand up straight. So Charles needs to look at Cassidy and tell him that MIRO is his best friend now! Chuck doesn’t want to but Miro tells him he has to. Cassidy stands up and Chuck takes the mic. Miro and Kip make sure he looks at Cassidy as he says it. “Miro is my best friend now.” Kip hugs Chuck and Miro gives a big thumbs up, and Cassidy walks away. Will Chuckie T be able to make it to Beach Break without breaking?
Something’s happening backstage!
The Good Brothers are attacking one of the Lucha Brothers! Karl Anderson stomps Penta El Zero M, then Doc Gallows drags him up to throw into the garage door! Omega comes over now, he and the Good Brothers mug Penta, and choke him using a power cord!! Omega takes off one of his fancy boots and JAMS the point into Penta’s eyes! “That’s what the Biz Clizz does!” But will they pay for going after Penta without Fenix and Pac around?
AEW has a lot planned for next week!
Not only will Eddie Kingston take on Lance Archer without any of their cohorts ringside, and not only will Dax Harwood take on Jungle Boy with all their teammates ringside, but Cody Rhodes will finally respond to comments made by Shaq! Plus, the Dark Order will try to move on from Hangman Page’s rejection in another 8 Man Tag, but against The Elite! Will the Young Bucks and Good Brothers be able to get along like back in the day? Or will the issues with Kenny Omega allow Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, Alex Reynolds and John Silver to cash in big on both the AEW AND Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions?
Plus, some news for AEW Beach Break!
With AEW Revolution only a month away, there will be a Tag Team Battle Royal to name the Young Bucks’ challengers! Which duo will be the last ones standing to take on Matt & Nick Jackson? Will the Inner Circle’s representative be in that battle royal? And speaking of Beach Break, the main event was going to be Kenny Omega & The Good Brothers VS Death Triangle, but after what the “Biz Clizz” did to Penta, Pac and Fenix will be teaming with JON MOXLEY!! Will Moxley get a semblance of revenge on The Cleaner in just two weeks?
It is still in the works, but AEW is going to put together a WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Eliminator Tournament! Talent from both America and Japan are going to compete in a SIXTEEN PARTICIPANT bracket! Who will prove themselves worthy of taking on the Full Metal Warrior, Hikaru Shida?
The Inner Circle Tag Team Challenge: Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Sammy-Hager VS Y2MJF!
Santana and Ortiz thought they were going to be THE team in the faction from day one. The Spanish God accused Le Champion of being a #TagTeamSlut! But will all of the issues be put aside when the dust clears?
In this style of Triple Threat Tag, only two teams are active but anyone can tag off one of the opponents. They sort out and MJF starts with Sammy. Sammy gets in MJF’s face but MJF says this is just in good competition. MJF circles with Sammy, but MJF “realizes” Jericho probably wants to tie up with Sammy so he tags out. Jericho and Sammy circle as the former Le Sex Gods, and they tie up. Jericho puts Sammy in the corner, shows haymaker, but lets off with a handshake. They circle, fans rally up and the two tie up. Jericho wrenches, wristlocks, but Sammy flips through and wrenches back. Jericho SLAPS Sammy so Sammy ROCKS and CHOPS Jericho!
Sammy whips, hurdles, and flips over Jericho to dropkick Jericho down! Sammy kips up and clotheslines Jericho out! Fans fire up as Sammy aims and slingshots, just to flip back in and do a spin. Sammy poses and Jericho nods some respect for that. Jericho gets in, he and Sammy approach but Jericho kicks low and CHOPS hard! And CHOPS! Jericho whips, Sammy dodges, and Sammy catches the dropkick to catapult Jericho into Hager’s haymaker! Sammy rolls Jericho up, TWO!! Sammy keeps on Jericho with a facelock, but Jericho ROCKS him back! Jericho tags to Santana but Hager tags in.
Hager rushes Santana but Santana shove shim, only to get run over. Things speed up, Santana kicks the legs out and dropkicks Hager down! Tag to Ortiz, PNP double whip Hager but Jericho tags back in. PNP double wrench to a double back suplex, but Jericho gets in to boot Ortiz! Jericho ROCKS Ortiz, whips but Ortiz gets around to shove Jericho to ropes. Santana tags in, Ortiz holds onto Jericho and Santana slingshots up and over. O’Conner roll to a crossbody! Ortiz sentons, Santana moonsaults! MJF protests but Santana covers, TWO!! Jericho survives and Santana seethes as AEW goes picture in picture.
Santana throws hands and CHOPS on Jericho, then whips him to ropes. Jericho stops himself to tag out to Sammy! Sammy and Santana tie up, Santana headlocks but Sammy powers out. Ortiz tags in, Santana spins Sammy and gets the assisted Shiranui, PNP combine for a REVERSE DDT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Ortiz drags Sammy up and whips him to ropes to then calf kick him down! Cover, TWO! Ortiz grows annoyed but he drags Sammy up to wrench and tie him up, Russian Leg Sweep to a modified half crab! Tag to Santana and Santana SLAPS Sammy on the head! Ortiz lets Sammy go, Sammy CHOPS Santana, but then Santana CHOPS Sammy off his feet!
Santana drags Sammy up, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! Santana looms over Sammy, drags him up, and suplexes again, holding him up this time! Santana walks over and Jericho tags in to get the hand-off. Jericho keeps Sammy up for a few more counts before slamming him down! Jericho revels in the cheers and then brings Sammy back up. Jericho CHOPS Sammy to a corner, throws haymakers, and AEW returns to single picture as Jericho CHOPS again!
Jericho whips Sammy, Sammy reverses and sends Jericho to ropes, only for Jericho to snap suplex back! Jericho has the cocky cover, ONE! Fans rally and Sammy CHOPS back on Jericho! Sammy whips, Jericho reverses and sends Sammy to the corner, but Sammy sends the bulldog into PNP’s corner! Jericho flops down and MJF reaches out! That’s the first time this whole match. Hot tags to MJF and Hager! MJF gets CLOBBERED! Hager blasts PNP, dodges MJF and DECKS Jericho to then corner clothesline MJF and reel him in for a POWERSLAM! Hager fires up and fans fire up with him! Hager tags in Sammy, Sammy springboards for a SUPER CUTTER!
But Ortiz tags in off MJF, only for Sammy to CLOBBER him! Sammy clotheslines Jericho out, too! Sammy slingshots to SHOOTING STAR but Jericho dodges! Sammy SUPERKICKS Jericho down! Sammy hurries back in, builds speed, but Santana gets in to waistlock! Ortiz runs back in and ENZIGURIS Sammy into Santana’s BOOT! PNP build speed and they DOUBLE DIVE! They take out Jericho and Hager out on opposite ends! Fans are thunderous as Sammy FLIES and takes down MJF! Sammy hurries back in, Ortiz runs at him but Sammy jumps over, to then BELLY2BELLY! Sammy goes up, Santana KICKS him down!
Santana and Ortiz climb the corner, Sammy fights them both off and shoves Santana down. MJF gets in and Electric Chairs Sammy! Sammy POISON-RANAS MJF first! Sammy goes after Ortiz up top, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Ortiz survives and no one can believe it! Jericho hurries in with Floyd the Baseball Bat, but Hager intercepts with a BOOT! MJF gets his diamond ring from Wardlow, but Hager is there! Hager DECKS MJF!! Santana kicks but Hager blocks, Ortiz and Santana DOUBLE ENZIGURI Hager, only for Hager to come back with DOUBLE LARIATS! Sammy STANDING SHOOTING STARS onto Ortiz, but MJF breaks it!
MJF whips Ortiz to the corner, Jericho tags in off Ortiz, and then MJF whips Sammy. Sammy reverses, leaps up, but into a POWERBOMB! LIONSAULT from Jericho!! Cover, TWO!?! Sammy survives and fans are thunderous again! Y2MJF drag Sammy up, whip him but Ortiz tags back in before the DOUBLE FLAPJACK! PNP give Y2MJF double basement dropkicks! And then they bring Jericho up for TU LO SABES! Cover, TWO!?!? Jericho survives and Ortiz argues with the ref, only to turn around into a CODE BREAKER! Jericho manages the cover, TWO!!! Ortiz survives and fans are electric!
Jericho drags Ortiz up, tags MJF, and they throw hands on Ortiz. Y2MJF double whip, and double- Ortiz DOUBLE DDT’s back! Hager tags in to whip MJF hard into buckles! HAGER BOMB! Sammy tags in off it, Hager keeps on Jericho, Sammy hits the SUPER SWANTON!! Cover, Ortiz breaks it!! Hager throws Ortiz out, Jericho shoves Hager out, but Sammy KNEES Jericho! Sammy torture racks, for GO TO HOSPITAL! Sammy KNEES MJF, SUPERKICKS Santana, then torture racks MJF and RAMS him into Wardlow! But MJF uses that to roll Sammy up, WITH TRUNKS! Y2MJF win!!
Winners: Chris Jericho & MJF, by pinfall (officially becomes THE tag team in the Inner Circle)
Say it ain’t so! MJF said this would be all in good sportsmanship but that was the exact opposite! And AEW has to wrap up for the night, what will be the fallout of this frantic finish!?
What a great episode! We got a great start with the birthday celebration for Brodie Jr. and the 8 Man Tag. Hangman’s rejection being a surprise to the Dark Order was great, with the prepared celebration now being for nothing. This will be an interesting twist to their story, especially with that huge 8 Man announced for next week. Also, Negative One Brodie got to have some more fun, getting on the case of the Dark Order henchmen and smacking Serpentico with a kendo stick. We got a lot of good set up for next week, the go-home to Beach Break. Dax VS JB with everyone ringside and Kingston VS Archer with no one ringside will both be good steps in progressing story, and both could probably go either way.
Cody VS Avalon going from squash to an actually strong match was a great twist, and all while plugging the story of Jade and Shaq VS the Nightmare Family. I have a feeling that Cody’s response to Shaq will set up something for AEW Revolution as Beach Break is too soon and anything else would be just too long to wait for. Sting and Darby didn’t get much of a segment since Team Taz interrupts, but I like the idea that Sting’s first bit of action back will likely be a Street Fight/No Holds Barred situation, which perhaps helps with the fact that he hasn’t wrestled in years and being loose and freeform with it will actually hide that he’s rusty.
Hardy Party VS Top Flight & Sydal was a really good match, with a lot of great character work from Quen and Kassidy. They did become Impact Tag Team Championship contenders on the newest episode of Impact, but now they’re turning from the fun loving Faces into the dastardly Heels Hardy wants them to be. This could get them over the hump here in AEW, but who knows how it’ll turn out on Impact. They won’t win the titles, though, Gallows & Anderson are just too good, and there’s a lot for them to still do in the overall Omega story, where being the tag champions might help give a bit more weight to what happens.
Moxley VS Comoroto was very good, especially for Comoroto’s first showing on Dynamite. The story with Omega and the rest of Bullet Club/Elite was great stuff, especially Callis’ part with the Bucks. It really seems to work with how, between AEW and Impact, this new Cleaner Omega is getting a big ego and is basically going Hollywood without going to Hollywood. The 8 Man Tag next week is going to be really good just on character points as the Bucks and Good Brothers have been friends just as long, if not longer, than with Omega, but are taking sides on this issue. Then the beat down on who I’m pretty sure was fake Penta works to get Moxley into the story, and the Beach Break main event is going to be great stuff.
Ford VS Hirsch was good but mostly used as the vehicle to Miro’s story with Chuck Taylor and Best Friends. Chuck was being forced to cheat on their behalf, and obviously didn’t mean what he said about him and Miro being friends. This just furthers the idea that Trent will return at Beach Break where he and Cassidy ruin the Superbad wedding and then Chuck is free of the butler duties so he can get revenge on Miro, too. I really like the news of the AEW Women’s Championship Eliminator Tournament to not just parallel the men’s tournament from late 2020, but also to finally get AEW’s Women’s Division going. Plus, it strengthens the bond with Stardom as many of the women who went between the two promotions are already reacting on social media and will surely be part of the tournament.
Then the main event, the Triple Threat Tag, for not actually being that long of a match, was a spectacular match. The build up all night was really good, and MJF sure did make it seem like Jericho was to blame for the whole thing. Probably hints at MJF trying to usurp the role as leader in the Inner Circle from him. Commentary did a great job pointing out that MJF was letting everyone else wrestle for the first part of the match, and then he ended up not having much of a choice in the second half. It really did feel like any one of the teams could’ve taken this, but in the end it was still Y2MJF winning because of MJF’s craftiness. I’m wondering if participate in Beach Break’s tag team battle royal since MJF has history of winning the Dynamite Diamond Ring battle royals.
My Score: 9.4/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (1/19/21)
Dark has CERO! MIEDO!
The Lucha Brothers come to AEW Dark!
Another hefty helping of AEW Dark has a big tag team match of Chaos Project VS Rey Fenix and Penta El Zero Miedo! Will Luther and Serpentico fail to put fear in Death Triangle’s hearts?
- Brandon Cutler VS Luchasaurus w/ Jurassic Express; Luchasaurus wins.
- Sammy Guevara VS El Australiano; Guevara wins.
- Scorpio Sky VS Nick Comoroto; Scorpio wins.
- Shanna VS Marti Daniels; Shanna wins.
- The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Bunny VS Mike Verna & Baron Black; The Butcher & The Blade win.
- Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Ryzin, Adam Priest & Vary Morales; Gunn Club wins.
- Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Jon Cruz & Danny Limelight; Proud ‘n’ Powerful win.
- Private Party w/ Matt Hardy VS Lee Johnson & Aaron Solow; Private Party wins.
- Big Swole VS Alex Gracia; Swole wins.
- Sonny Kiss VS Zack Clayton; Kiss wins.
- Top Flight VS KC Navarro & A.J. Kirsch; Top Flight wins.
- Ivelisse & Diamante VS Tesha Price & Katalina Perez; Ivelisse & Diamante win.
- The Acclaimed VS Shawn Dean & Fuego Del Sol; The Acclaimed wins.
- Lucha Brothers w/ PAC VS Chaos Project; The Lucha Brothers win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Brandon Cutler VS Luchasaurus w/ Jurassic Express!
The Dungeon Master’s still on a win streak, but will it go extinct against the wrestling dinosaur? Luchasaurus gets a mic and says, “Boys, I’m gonna address the elephant in the room. Er, the wooly mammoth.” Or rather, the dragon? There are no talking dragons in AEW, and why should you believe the talking dinosaur? Because he has a Masters Degree. We all know it’s just Brandon Cutler, so let’s have the match already. Cutler makes his entrance, and he stands face to face with Luchasaurus. Cutler of course takes the dragon mask, and the match begins!
Cutler sneaks up on Luchasaurus as he talks to the boys and rolls him up! TWO and Cutler hurries to the apron. Cutler slides under, avoids a stomp and then kicks Luchasaurus away! Cutler hurries up to slingshot and kick! Luchasaurus just gets mad! Cutler blocks the chop, gives a CHOP, but Luchasaurus doesn’t flinch! Cutler CHOPS, goes up and up but the arm-drag is blocked! Luchasaurus throws Cutler up top, Cutler boots him away but Luchasaurus BOOTS him down! The ref reprimands Luchasaurus but he just growls.
Luchasaurus goes out to fetch Cutler, and CHOPS him against the railing! And CHOPS him again! Luchasaurus brings Cutler around to CHOP him down! Luchasaurus refreshes the count and Marko Stunt hopes Cutler doesn’t take this personally. Cutler crawls but Luchasaurus reels him into a wheelbarrow, to swing him into railing! Luchasaurus continues to stalk Cutler, drags him back up, but Cutler CHOPS! Luchasaurus doesn’t flinch, and he boots Cutler into more railing, then BOOTS him over the railing! Cutler flounders up and Luchasaurus TOSSES him back to the ring! The ref counts but Luchasaurus puts Cutler in at 3.
Luchasaurus gets on the apron, Cutler ROUNDHOUSES! Luchasaurus stays up, grabs at Cutler, but Cutler hotshots him down! Cutler builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and they hit railing! Luchasaurus gets into the ring but Cutler slingshots for the senton! Cutler keeps moving, LONG DISTANCE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO!! Luchasaurus growls, Cutler fires off hands but Luchasaurus just gets angrier. Luchasaurus blocks, KNEES, boots and HEADBUTTS! Cutler staggers up, Luchasaurus puts him in a corner for fast hands! The uppercut sends Cutler to the apron! Luchasaurus TOSSES Cutler back in! And then CLOBBERS him!
Fans fire up as Luchasaurus choke grips Cutler, but Cutler slips out of the choke slam! Cutler dumps Luchasaurus out, slingshots and PLANCHAS both men are down! Cutler puts Luchasaurus in, aims from an apron, springboard for the FROGGY BOW! Luchasaurus sits up before Cutler could cover! Cutler runs to BASEMENT METEORA! Cutler springboards again, FROGGY BOW! Cover, TWO!! Luchasaurus still lives and Cutler can’t believe it! Fans rally up, Cutler heads to a corner and climbs, but Luchasaurus has him first with a choke grip!
Cutler clubs him away, leaps over but Luchasaurus ducks under to TAIL WHIP! AND CHOKE SLAM! Cutler ends up folded on his head!! Cover, TWO!?! Cutler lives and Luchasaurus can’t believe it! Luchasaurus aims as Cutler gets up, then spins, for the BUZZSAW! Cover, Luchasaurus wins!
Winner: Luchasaurus, by pinfall
The win streak is extinct, but Jungle Boy and Stunt jokingly resuscitate Cutler. Will Jurassic Express get back on track in the AEW Tag Division? Can Cutler recover to start a new win streak?
Sammy Guevara VS El Australiano!
The Best Ever, the Spanish God, and one half of the Inner Circle’s primary tag team? Well, Sammy will team with Jake Hager for Dynamite to take on the other teams formed within the faction, but will The Australian ruin his tune-up?
The bell rings and fans rally as Sammy and Australiano circle. They tie up, Sammy waistlocks and slams Australiano to then spin and float and pose. Sammy backs off to lounge on the ropes, then circles with Australiano again. They approach but Australiano has Sammy stop. Australiano wants to see Sammy’s moves, then starts dancing around. Sammy swings on Australiano, Australiano ducks and uppercuts! Sammy keeps coming with fast hands, Australiano blocks and blocks and HELL STAB uppercuts! Australiano dances, blocks Sammy’s kick and ducks the enziguri to hit the corkscrew senton!
Australiano jumps the sweep, handsprings and goes around and around to headscissor Sammy to a corner! Australiano does his dance, goes after Sammy in the corner, but Sammy turns it around to CHOP! Australiano returns the CHOP, then whips corner to corner. Sammy reverses, Australiano goes up and over and Sammy hits buckles! Corner 619! Australiano heads up top, TORNILLO BODY ATTACK! A direct hit but a rough one for both men! Sammy rolls out of the ring and walks it off, but Australiano gets to a corner and up top again, for another TORNILLO! Another rough landing but Australiano gets up! Fans rally as Australiano and Sammy stand.
Australiano puts Sammy in and goes to the corner, DRAGON RANA! Cover, TWO!! Sammy bails out and Australiano is beside himself! Australiano hurries as Sammy slowly stands, and he goes to the apron for a Penalty Kick. Sammy ducks it, Australiano SHOOTING STARS, into a SUPERKICK! Sammy takes Australiano out of the air and brings him up to whip into railing! Sammy swaggers, drags Australiano up and snap suplexes! Sammy puts Australiano in the ring, back suplex to a DDT!! Cover, TWO!?! Australiano survives and Sammy is surprised. Sammy drags Australiano to a drop zone, climbs up top, and fans rally up as Sammy SHOOTING STAR FLOPS!
Australiano drags Sammy to the drop zone, climbs back up top, and SIDEWAYS MOONSAULTS! Direct hit but Australiano bounces off the cover! Australiano crawls back and covers, ROPEBREAK! Sammy saves himself and Australiano can’t believe it! Fans rally up, Australiano drags Sammy up to a fireman’s carry but Sammy elbows free. Sammy shoves Australiano to the corner, Australiano hops up and trust falls back, but Sammy catches him into the torture rack! GO TO HOSPITAL!! Cover, Sammy wins!
Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall
Sammy applauds Australiano’s efforts, but obviously Australiano’s best wasn’t better than the Best Ever! Sammy gets the mic to say, “I’m gonna make this quick. I know Taz has after parties to get to.” So Sammy makes sure we zoom in on the shoulder. Do you see that? No, you probably can’t. But he feels it. He feels when the weight gets heavier every single day, week, month. It’s a chip on his shoulder! There will be gold on these shoulders one day. Not only is Sammy carrying Dark, but he’s carrying Dynamite and every PPV he’s on because he’s the best worker in AEW!
Oh, is he just Jericho’s sidekick? That’s the only reason he’s here? We all know Jericho brought Sammy here, but here’s a secret: “I wasn’t some friendly favor of Chris Jericho.” Jericho is a father figure, a mentor, and the scout who saw Sammy busting his ass, and Jericho was the one saying AEW needs Sammy! Clap for the GOAT! But Sammy sets the record straight: he’s here because of work, and that work will get him every single championship AEW has! Whoever it is, update the rankings, because whether it’s Darby Allin or Kenny Omega, Sammy’s coming for everyone. Will Sammy’s pursuit of gold begin when he and Hager become THE tag team in the Inner Circle?
Scorpio Sky VS Nick Comoroto!
While The Addiction of SoCal Uncensored are on a tag team quest that’s titles or bust, the Closer wants to climb up the ranks in his own right! Will he be able to #ReachForTheSky against the Freak Beast Wrecking Ball?
The bell rings and Scorpio circles with Comoroto. Scorpio headlocks but Comoroto shoves him right off. They circle again, Scorpio gets around then gets the headlock, but Comoroto blocks the takeover! Comoroto shoves, Scorpio rams him with a shoulder but bounces off! Comoroto and Scorpio circle, test of strength, but Scorpio dropkicks him to a corner! Scorpio fires off with forearms and uppercuts, but Comoroto tosses Scorpio into the corner! Scorpio gets away, throws a forearm and runs, Scorpio dodges the clothesline but Comoroto blocks the drop toehold! Scorpio goes to a corner, boots Comoroto away and goes up the corner, FLYING RANA! Cover, ONE!!
Scorpio drops elbows on Comoroto and whips but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto whips, Scorpio holds ropes and elbows back. Scorpio goes to the apron, Comoroto grabs a leg but Scorpio clubs away on his back. Comoroto dodges the next forearm to hotshot Scorpio’s back! Comoroto drags Scorpio back into the ring, and stomps away on the back! Fans boo as Comoroto scowls and paces. Comoroto drags Scorpio up into the corner to throw forearms on the back, then RAM his shoulder in! Comoroto whips corner to corner hard and Scorpio falls to the mat! Fans rally, Comoroto stomps Scorpio then digs his knee into Scorpio’s back.
Comoroto drags Scorpio to a corner and bends him back against the post! The ref counts, Comoroto stops at 4, then stalks Scorpio to a corner. Scorpio throws haymakers and elbows, then goes up to leap, into Comoroto’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Scorpio survives but Comoroto digs his forearm into Scorpio’s face. Comoroto drags Scorpio up, scoops him and hits another BACKBREAKER! Comoroto makes it a backbreaker bend but lets off to loom over Scorpio. Comoroto straddle attacks Scorpio, then looms over him as he slowly gets up. Comoroto jumps again, Scorpio turns over, but Comoroto anticipates the knees! Comoroto grabs the legs, turns Scorpio over and has a HALF CRAB!
Scorpio endures, fans rally up, and Scorpio fights up towards the ropes for the ropebreak! Comoroto lets go quickly but he drags Scorpio from ropes. Scorpio kicks Comoroto away, Comoroto comes back but Scorpio dumps him out! Comoroto hurries back in but Scorpio clotheslines Comoroto and himself out! Scorpio hurries back in as Comoroto gets up, and Scorpio PLANCHAS to take Comoroto back down! Fans fire up as Scorpio gets up and hobbles. Scorpio puts Comoroto back in, climbs up top, and leaps for the missile dropkick! Scorpio fires up and he back kicks to then run and DUMDUM STOMP!
Comoroto staggers up, Scorpio fireman’s carries but the back gives up! Comoroto fireman’s carries Scorpio for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Comoroto is furious and he rains down rights! Comoroto roars, drags Scorpio back up and scoops him, but Scorpio slips off to BOOT! Comoroto just roars, so Scorpio BOOTS him again! Scorpio manages the fireman’s carry for the T K O! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall
That was definitely a big challenge, but Scorpio overcame it! Will he rise up in the rankings to go after gold in the near future?
Shanna VS Marti Daniels!
So far, Portugal’s Perfect Athlete’s return has been perfect! She’s on a young win streak, but will that change against one of AEW’s newest additions?
The bell rings and the two tie up. Shanna pushes Marti but Marti pushes Shanna away. Shanna ducks the boot, dropkicks a leg out and then runs to blindside elbow! Roll into the ghost pin, TWO! Shanna clubs away on Marti, then snapmares her to a running elbow drop! And then a leg drop! Cover, TWO! Shanna keeps cool and brings Marti up with chicken wings, but Marti breaks free to pull Shanna’s hair. The ref reprimands, Marti whips Shanna and BOOTS her down! Marti stomps Shanna, soaks up the heat from the fans, then drags Shanna up to whip again. Marti elbows Shanna down hard and taunts the booing fans.
Fans rally for Shanna as Marti brings her up and tosses her by her hair! Marti stomps Shanna around, Shanna gets to the ropes and Marti drags her up. Marti talks trash but Shanna fires back with elbows and forearms! Shanna kicks, Marti blocks but Shanna enziguris! Marti ends up in a corner, fans fire up and Shanna runs in to elbow! Shanna keeps going, forearm smash! Shanna runs for a SUPER FOREARM! Marti rushes in, but Shanna slips around for a STUNNER! Shanna powers up, runs and hits a basement dropkick at the ropes! She drags Marti up with chicken wings, for the TIGER SUPLEX!
The bridging cover falls apart so Shanna drags Marti up again, for ANOTHER TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Shanna wins!
Winner: Shanna, by pinfall
Shanna continues to build her power level in the AEW Women’s Division! But will she be able to go Super Shanna and become a contender to the championship?
The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Bunny VS Mike Verna & Baron Black!
Eddie Kingston’s family still has a lot of beef with the Lucha Brothers but they’ll hash that out soon enough. Will the Real Man of Steel and EmpBruh be ground beef after tonight?
The teams sort out, Blade starts with Verna and they tie up. They go around, Blade puts Verna in a corner but they go around on the ropes. Verna puts Blade in the corner, Blade turns it around and the ref counts. Blade and Verna let off at 4, and then stare down before tying up again. Blade headlocks, wrenches, hammerlocks, and slaps Verna around, to the delight of Bunny Allie. Verna elbows out, runs and runs Blade over! Verna runs, Blade drops then hurdles but Verna leaps over to go up and huricanrana! Verna is on Blade at the ropes, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Verna CHOPS Blade again, whips him to ropes, but Blade reverses.
Verna ducks and dodges to leap, into a POWERBOMB! Baron tags in and stares Blade down. Blade tags Butcher and Butcher circles with Baron. They approach, Baron slips around, headlocks, but Butcher powers out. Butcher blocks a whip and reverses it, but Baron hurdles over to waistlock. Butcher bucks the roll-up, Baron gets around to uppercut and CHOP and spinning CHOP! Butcher reels Baron in for a BACKBREAKER! Butcher snap suplexes Baron away from the corner, tags in Blade, and Blade chokes Baron on the ropes! The ref counts but Blade lets off at 4. Bunny Allie talks trash and chokes Baron herself!
Blade throws hands on Baron in the corner, digs his knees in, but stops as the ref counts. Tag to Butcher, Butcher CHOPS Baron, CHOPS him again, and bumps Baron off buckles. Butcher stomps Baron, brings Baron up to dig into the ropes, then whips him into the corner. Tag to Blade, they mug Baron, double wrench and double CHOP him down! Blade drags Baron up, fans rally as Blade whips, but Baron rolls up off the kitchen sink, TWO! HALF CRAB! Butcher gets in but the ref stops him, Bunny CLAWS Baron’s face! Blade ROCKS Baron in the corner, bumps him off buckles and tags in Butcher. Butcher throws hands on Baron, stomps him, then ROCKS him with a right of his own!
Butcher hauls Baron up, tags in Blade, and then atomic drop to Blade’s NECKBREAKER! Blade kicks Baron around, kicks him out of the ring, and argues with the ref. Bunny rains down fists on Baron, then gets away with her obnoxious laugh. Butcher puts Baron in for Blade and Blade drags Baron up. Tag to Butcher, they double suplex but Baron fights out! Baron elbows Blade, BOOTS Butcher, then ducks the double clothesline to tag in Verna! Verna rallies with forearms and CHOPS! Verna kicks Butcher but he blocks, only to enziguri! SPINNING POWERSLAM for Blade! Verna says hey yo to Bunny then runs in to forearm Butcher at the corner!
Verna climbs up, leaps and missile dropkicks Butcher away! Verna kicks Blade, DECKS Butcher, then fireman’s carries Blade! Bunny distracts, Blade rakes Verna’s eyes and shoves him to a corner. Butcher clotheslines, Blade CHOPS, then a feed to the BODY CHECK! Baron gets in but he gets the back suplex choke slam combo! Blade and Butcher drag Verna up, suplex to POWERBOMB NECKBREAKER! Cover, Butcher and Blade win!
Winners: The Butcher & The Blade, by pinfall
Verna was on the chopping block and got cut down! Will the Mad King’s knights conquer the AEW Tag Division soon enough?
Six Man Tag: Gunn Club VS Ryzin, Adam Priest & Vary Morales!
AEW keeps setting them up, Billy and his boys, Austin and Colten, keep knocking ’em down! Will that streak continue the deeper we go into the new year?
The trios sort out, and after rock-paper-scissors, Billy starts with Morales. Billy and Morales circle, tie up, and Billy barely budges as Morales tries his hardest. Billy shoves Morales away, Morales tags in Priest, and Priest ties up with Billy. Billy shoves Priest away with ease, but Ryzin tags in. Ryzin flexes and circles with Billy, to kick low and throw haymakers! Ryzin has BIlly in a corner, punches the headband off, but Billy reverses the rip to then scoop and sidewalk slam! Fans rally while Ryzin writhes, and Billy drags Ryzin up to tag Austin in. Austin tags Colten in, Billy whips Ryzin for Austin to body shot and Colten to dropkick! Colten covers, TWO!
Colten keeps on Ryzin’s arm, drags him over and tags in Austin. The Gunn brothers hand off, wrench but Ryzin powers out. Austin dodges the clothesline but not the SUPERKICK! Ryzin tags in Morales, things speed up, Austin hurdles but Morales shoves. Austin comes back to dodge and trip Morales up! Then the THROWBACK! Fans are fired up and Austin brings Morales up for haymakers. Austin hip tosses but Morales flips through to kick low! Morales runs, Priest tags in, Morales slips out of the back drop and Priest CLOBBERS Austin! Priest stomps Austin into the ocrner, tags in Ryzin, and they mug Austin with more stomps.
Ryzin digs his boots in, the ref counts and Ryzin lets off. Ryzin KICKS Austin then tags in Morales. They mug Austin, Morales drags Austin up to whip him to a corner, and hits a HIGH Bronco Buster! Morales snapmares and runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Morales drags Austin up, wrenches the arm and drags him over to tag in Ryzin. Ryzin throws haymakers, then taunts the Gunns with “SUCK IT!” But Austin boots back! AUstin fights back in enemy territory but Ryzin ROCKS him with a right! Ryzin brings Austin out but Austin suplexes Ryzin first! Hot tags to Colten and Morales! Colten rallies with big rights, Priest runs in to get some rights, too!
Colten hits a corner splash on Priest, then a corner splash on Morales! Tilt-o-whirl SLAM for Priest, and a running POWRESLAM for Morales! Cover, Ryzin breaks it! Billy goes after Ryzin and clotheslines him out! The brothers coordinate, double hip, back drop to neckbreaker! The 3:10 to Yuma! Cover, Gunn Club wins!
Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall
And the Gunn Club keeps on rolling! Will they be aiming for titles in the new year?
Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Jon Cruz & Danny Limelight!
Much like Sammy Guevara earlier tonight, Santana and Ortiz want to be THE tag team within the Inner Circle! Will they finally get to do what they came to AEW to do? Or will this tune-up turn into a speed bump to that journey?
The teams sort out and Limelight starts with Santana. Limelight fires off on Santana but Santana gets around for a waistlock and HARD slam! Santana drags Limelight up but Limelight arm-drags then dropkicks him! Limelight kips up, kicks away on Santana at the ropes, then runs. Santana drops, gets around and shotgun boots Limelight down! Santana puts Limelight in the corner, tags in Ortiz, then fireman’s carries for the DEATH VALLEY NECKBREAKER! Cruz leaps in but into a SUPERKICK! PNP fire off hands on Cruz, then coordinate for a wheelbarrow cutter! Cruz flounders out and Ortiz focuses on Limelight.
Ortiz brings Limelight around, up, Santana tags in, and Ortiz POWERBOMBS to swing Limelight into the PENALTY KICK! High stack, PNP wins!!
Winners: Proud ‘n’ Powerful, by pinfall
Santana and Ortiz put this one away fast! That is definitely a message sent to their Inner Circle brothers that they need to bring even better than their A Game’s to Dynamite! Will it be as it was always meant to be for Santana and Ortiz? Will they finally be the ones hunting down the AEW World Tag Team Championships?
“Pretty” Peter Avalon is here!
#PPAAllDay goes to the ring with a mic to say, “Oh, AEW, it’s time for me to grace you all with my presence, and baby, you’re welcome.” Avalon gives his proper introductions as the biggest man in pro-wrestling, the most handsome man in AEW, and the premier attraction on AEW Dark. For those who already know him, you know he’s on a winning streak, beating the most handsome men in wrestling. But it is time to take things to the next level. There are career defining matches and moments, and it is time Avalon had one of those! Pretty Peter’s Pageant Provocation presents: The Walk Off.
Lee Johnson is a handsome young man and Avalon was checking him out. Avalon gave Johnson an 8 x 10, which Johnson accepted. That meant Johnson also accepted his challenge for “The Walk Off.” But what is The Walk Off? Here are the rules! There will be three “pretty” judges as each man is allowed one outfit. They will each take 10 steps forward, a pose, and then a turn to walk back. Anyone can win at wrestling, but it takes a REAL MAN to win such a cosmetic contest! Avalon tells Johnson that next week on Dark, he will prove to “each and every one of these goofs” that it is #PPAAllDay. Who wins the inaugural AEW Walk Off?
Private Party w/ Matt Hardy VS Lee Johnson & Aaron Solow!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy vented about how this new money hungry Hardy is hogging a lot of their revenue. Hardy says his cut won’t matter when the checks get bigger and bigger. But will Big Shotty and The Extra Talented ruin the fun and earn that winner’s purse instead?
The teams sort out and Quen starts against Solow. They circle, tie up, Solow gets the arm but Quen floats over to get a facelock. Solow wrenches out to a wristlock, Quen rolls and wrenches to a hammerlock then headlock. Solow powers out, Quen runs him over, and Quen fakes out Solow’s drop down for a STANDING SHOOTING STAR to his back! Fans cheer and Quen takes a bow. Hardy tells Quen to keep on Solow and Quen runs in, but Solow elbows Quen away! Hardy trips Solow while the ref is busy with Quen, and Quen knows it. Quen lets it slide, he wants to shake Solow’s hand and Solow takes it, to get the headlock! Quen powers out but Solow dropkicks him down!
Solow drags Quen up, tags Johnson, and they double whip Quen for double elbows! Cover, ONE, and Quen tags in Kassidy. Johnson hurdles but Kassidy headscissors! Johnson bails out, Kassidy builds speed, but Hardy is too close. Kassidy has Hardy give them space but Hardy says he needs to take care of business. Hardy throws off his suit jacket in frustration as Kassidy gets a dropkick from Johnson! Hardy and Private Party argue a bit, he wants to see his boys get fired up! “By any means necessary!” Kassidy gets in, kicks Johnson and throws forearms and CHOPS! Kassidy wrenches, elbow breakers but Johnson headlocks. Kassidy throws body shots, powers out and Quen tags in.
Kassidy ducks the clothesline, Quen atomic drops and Kassidy throws Johnson down! Kassidy runs and DECKS Solow while Quen catapults Johnson into the corner! Kassidy comes back, Quen is the step for the PARTY in Motion! Quen dropkicks Solow out and Hardy is liking what he’s seeing! Quen drops knees on Johnson, fans rally up and Quen CHOPS Johnson down! Tag to Kassidy, Quen scoops Johnson for the slam, but Hardy wants Kassidy to finish this. Kassidy ditches the slingshot but his elbow drop still misses! Johnson back drops Quen and hits BLUE THUNDER BOMB on Kassidy! Hardy is frustrated as Solow tags in.
Solow brings Kassidy up for an EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Solow drags Kassidy up and Hardy says this is embarrassing! Kassidy powers his way towards the corner, throws body shots, then slips out to jawbreaker! Quen tags in, they double whip Solow, and use a unique leap frog to trip Solow up for the dropkick! Cover, TWO! Quen keeps on Solow with stomp after stomp, then brings Solow up to whip. Solow kicks the back drop away, tags in Johnson, and they coordinate for a back suplex neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Johnson keeps his cool as he drags Quen up and fans rally. Solow tags back in, he and Johnson double suplex but Quen fights out and DOUBLE RANAS!
Tag to Kassidy, Kassidy rallies with big clotheslines on Solow! Kassidy back kicks Solow to the corner, whips him corner to corner but Solow reverses, only for Kassidy to triangle STUNNER Johnson off the apron! Solow runs in but into a boot! Kassidy runs but Solow gets a waistlock. Kassidy standing switches, Quen tags in before the O’Conner roll, but Solow slips out. Kassidy hip tosses Solow down, Quen springboards to SPLASH! Cover, but Johnson breaks it! Kassidy dropkicks Johnson down but might’ve hurt his own leg. Quen drags Solow up, scoops, but Solow slips off. O’Conner roll, TWO!
Hardy ROCKS Solow as the ref is busy with Quen! Tag to Kassidy, Private Party drags Solow up, DOUBLE ENZIGURI SANDWICH! Cover, Private Party wins!
Winners: Private Party, by pinfall
Quen and Kassidy win to get that winner’s paycheck, but Kassidy is clutching his leg! Did doing things Hardy’s way cost Private Party more than they know?
Big Swole VS Alex Gracia!
The championship chase is never done, and Big Swole still stands as #1 contender! But will the dream of gold be ruined by the Pink Dream?
The bell rings and fans rally up as Swole circles with Gracia. They tie up, go around, and Swole wrenches to a wristlock. Gracia rolls, wrenches back, but Swole slips around to a hammerlock then headlock. Gracia pries free, wrenches to get her own headlock and she grinds on the hold. Swole powers out, follows then runs Gracia over! Swole keeps moving, Gracia drops but swings only to miss. Swole then shoves and clobbers Gracia with an elbow! Gracia goes to the apron, Swole drags her up, but Gracia throws a forearm back! Gracia throws more forearms, gets in and drop toeholds Swole to ropes! Gracia runs, 619! Cover, ONE!!
Gracia keeps on Swole and clamps onto the arm to then throw it down. Gracia stands on the arm, and drops a leg on it! Gracia gets the other arm and drops an elbow on it! Gracia wristlocks but fans rally up as Swole fights back. Swole whips, Gracia reverses but Swole goes up and over and rolls. Swole runs back in but only gets buckles! Gracia hits a back elbow, then runs in to KICK Swole down! Cover, TWO! Gracia drags Swole up, Swole throws body shots and forearms! Swole goes to run, Gracia reels her in but Swole elbows away! Swole denies the neckbreaker to BOOT Gracia down!
Fans fire up with Swole as she aims at Gracia, and Swole rallies with big shoulders and cross chops! Swole fires off forearms, Gracia ducks a kick, jumps the sweep, but the HEADBUTT hits! Swole reels Gracia in, ripcords and takes her DIRTY DANCING! Cover, Swole wins!
Winner: Big Swole, by pinfall
Swole may be balancing her style with technique, but all she needed was one swift strike! Will Swole be poised for a title match with Hikaru Shida soon enough?
Sonny Kiss VS Zack Clayton!
The Concrete Rose once again rolls solo with the Bad Boy still out after what Kenny Omega did to him. Will Kiss be able to stay strong without Joey Janela?
The bell rings and Kiss circles with Clayton. They tie up, Kiss waistlocks but Clayton pries at the hold. Kiss hooks a leg, trips Clayton up and floats to a facelock. Clayton powers up and tosses Kiss to a corner! Clayton runs in, Kiss goes up and over, and then Kiss ROUNDHOUSES Clayton! Kiss runs corner to corner and handsprings but Clayton dodges. Clayton runs back in into an ax kick, and then Kiss RANAS him to ropes! Kiss hurries up to SCREW HIGH KICK! Fans fire up with Kiss and Kiss runs, but into Clayton’s LARIAT! Clayton checks his face, drags Kiss back up with a facelock and suplexes. Clayton holds Kiss up for a count of 10 before SLAMMING him down!
Clayton runs for a LEAPING KNEE DROP! Cover, TWO! Clayton keeps cool and wraps Kiss up with a chinlock. Kiss breaks free to ROCK Clayton, then counter punch! Kiss dodges to ROCK Clayton with a forearm! Clayton and Kiss go to opposite corners, they run at each other and Kiss slides under to then dropkick Clayton to the corner! Kiss runs in to ENZIGURI! Clayton staggers, Kiss whips but Clayton reverses. Kiss tumbles to the apron, ROUNDHOUSES again and Clayton is down! Kiss steps up and slingshots to SPLIT LEG DROP! Fans fire up, Kiss dodges Clayton and ROLLING ELBOWS! Kiss spins to mule kick, front kick and LEAPING COMPLETE SHOTS!
Kiss goes to a corner, takes aim and FLYING SPLIT LEG DROPS! Cover, Kiss wins!
Winner: Sonny Kiss, by pinfall
The aggression was turned up to 11 for Kiss! Will this be the spark he needs to get up and after some gold?
Top Flight VS KC Navarro & A.J. Kirsch!
Darius & Dante Martin are the coldest tag team in the game but are also getting pretty hot in the AEW Tag Division. Will they keep that ice in their veins and continue to blaze a trail against The Truly Blessed and the Best of the West?
Teams sort out and Darius starts with Kirsch. They circle, Navarro talks some smack, but Darius ties up with Kirsch. Kirsch headlocks, Darius powers out but Kirsch gets around to headlock again. Darius rolls Kirsch off the headlock but Kirsch runs him over! Things speed up, Kirsch blocks Darius’ hip toss but Darius blocks one in return. Darius slips around to arm-drag Kirsch away, then he wrenches the arm and tags in Dante. The brothers hand-off, Darius decks Navarro and Dante wrings Kirsch out for Darius to basement dropkick! Navarro gets in, kicks both brothers then runs, but into double CHOPS!
Top Flight feeds Navarro to a spin around and ankle pick, roll through with the arm, and double KICKS! Kirsch kicks Top Flight back, drags Dante up but Dante gets away! Navarro tags in but Dante arm-drags him down! Navarro headscissors, Dante pops out, things speed up and Navarro rolls off Dante’s back to CHOP him! Navarro fires up and whips but Dante reverses. Dante hurdles, hurdles and dropkicks, only to miss! Navarro smirks and pats Dante on the head, but he runs into a SOMERSAULT SHOTGUN! Dante drags Navarro up but Navarro SAIDOS out hard! Navarro is furious, he throws forearms and tags in Kirsch.
Kirsch rams into Dante, talks trash, but Dante shoves him away to ROCK him! Dante DECKS Navarro, boots Kirsch, then hops up, but Navarro shoves Dante off into Kirsch’s atomic drop! Kirsch trips Dante, drops an elbow and then digs forearms into Dante’s face to talk some trash. Kirsch CLUBS Dante, whips him to the corner, then runs in to clothesline! Kirsch reels Dante into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Dante fights back but Kirsch CLUBS him! Navarro tags in, he and Kirsch mug Dante, then Navarro chokes Dante on the ropes! The ref counts, Navarro lets off, but Kirsch hotshots Dante down! Navarro drags Dante into a roll up, TWO!
Navarro drags Dante back up, has the leg and flips Dante but Dante lands on his feet! Darius tags in, Dante holds off Navarro’s powerbomb and Darius CROSSBODIES! Darius DECKS Kirsch, BOOTS Navarro, then jumps up, over, handsprings and whips to STANDING SPANISH FLY! Cover, but Kirsch breaks it in time! Kirsch whips Darius but Darius throws him out! Dante hurries over, and goes off the corner to MOONSAULT Kirsch down! Darius has Navarro, tilt-o-whirl and roll to the rolling cradle! Top Flight wins!
Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall
If you blinked, you probably missed it, so it’s a good thing it’s on YouTube! Will Top Flight be at the top of the division in the blink of an eye?
Ivelisse & Diamante VS Tesha Price & Katalina Perez!
La Sicaria & The Cuban Diamond are back in the ring together again, still looking to show everyone why they’re worthy of the AEW Women’s Tag Cup medals! Will Tesha and the Queenpin pay the price of disagreeing with that?
The teams sort out and Diamante starts with Price. They talk some trash as they circle, then they tie up and Diamante gets around to CLUB Price. Price comes back to throw forearms then whip, but Diamante blocks the hip toss. Price knees low, flips up and around but Diamante blocks the arm-drag. Price kicks from below, gets the arm-drag then arm-drags again. Diamante ends up in the corner, Price tags Perez and they double snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Perez hip tosses Diamante and basement dropkicks, then drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! Perez stakls Diamante but misses the dropkick this time! Diamante gets the legs, catapults Perez into buckles and Ivelisse tags in.
Ivelisse KICKS Perez in the back, dragon sleepers for the reverse DDT! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse thrashes Perez around, the ref reprimands and Ivelisse lets off. Ivelisse brings Perez up to club her and snap suplex! Ivelisse rolls back into the guillotine! Perez endures, fights her way up but Ivelisse wrangles her back down. Perez pushes to a cover, TWO! Ivelisse kicks Perez and then DECKS her! Ivelisse bumps Perez off buckles, tags Diamante then CHOPS Perez! Diamante runs in to clothesline, Ivelisse RAMS in, and Diamante ROCKS Perez with a forearm! Diamante snapmares Perez, chinlocks with the armlock, but fans rally up for Perez.
Perez fights up, throws elbows but Diamante CLUBS her! Diamante fires off forearms, Perez back kicks and runs, to BASEMENT UPPERCUT! Both women are down and fans rally up. Diamante and Perez crawl, hot tags to Ivelisse and Price! Price rallies with forearms and uppercuts, and she sees Diamante coming to DECK her! Price handsprings and ROUNDHOUSES Ivelisse at the corner! Ivelisse staggers, Price runs to BULLDOG her down! Cover, TWO! Price keeps on Ivelisse but Ivelisse headbutts low! Ivelisse shoves Price to the corner but Price elbows Diamante down to then dropkick Ivelisse!
Price tags in Perez, they bring Ivelisse around but Ivelisse fights out of the suplex. Price enziguris, Perez hits a swinging neckbreaker! Cover, but Diamante breaks it! Diamante throws Price out and goes after her with haymakers, Ivelises rolls and ENZIGURIS Perez down! Cover, Ivelisse & Diamante win!
Winners: Ivelisse & Diamante, by pinfall
And the Women’s Tag Cup winners keep on winning! Will this prove they’re deserving of more gold in the Women’s Division?
The Acclaimed VS Shawn Dean & Fuego Del Sol!
Platinum Max Caster and the 5 Tool Player, Anthony Bowens, are back again! “We gonna pour the water on Fuego. He only wear a mask cuz he couldn’t draw a peso. Standing on my payload, you still three feet! My last rap got me heat, but they can’t see me! Shawn Dean comin’ back but it’s just a repeat. You could call me daddy, you’re about to be beat, yo! Your only talent is gettin’ no dough, you’d get voted off of the Go Big Show, real quick. REAL quick.” Will the Acclaimed go big or go home after firing up The Captain and the Fire of the Sun?
The teams sort out and Caster starts with Fuego. They circle, tie up, and Caster wrenches to a wristlock. Fuego uses the ropes to flip through, wristlocks back but Caster wrenches to knee low! Bowens cheers but the fans boo as Caster suplexes. Fuego knees free but Caster shoves him away from the DDT! Caster wants Fuego to cool off, and Dean tags in. Caster and the Captain circle, approach, and Caster BOOTS Dean in the face! Caster headlocks, Dean powers out but Caster runs him over. Caster blows a kiss, scuffs Dean, then things speed up. Dean hurdles, leaps, but Caster catches him! Dean slips off the scoop, O’Conner roll, TWO!
Dean ends up on the apron but he slingshots in to roll Caster! Dean can’t hold the cover but Caster is still stuck upside-down for a second. Caster hurries to his feet, Dean gets around his haymaker, and then Dean rams his shoulder low into Caster’s stomach. Dean goes up, boots Caster away, then leaps for a BIG crossbody! Fans fire up as Dean watches Caster get up, and then CLOBBERS him! Cover, ONE but Dean is back on Caster. Dean reaches to tag Fuego but Caster rakes eyes and jawbreakers! Caster brings Dean around to whip but Dean reverses. Bowens tags in, Caster sunset flips but Dean stays up, to get the NECKBREAKER TO KNEES! Bowens covers, TWO!
Bowens drags Dean away to throw forearms, then CHOPS Dean in the corner! And CHOPS again! And again! Bowens tags Caster, The Acclaimed double back suplex but Dean lands on his feet! Dean dodges and The Acclaimed collide, tag to Fuego! Fuego springboards to double missile dropkick! Fuego hits a back body block on Bowens, tilt-o-whirls Caster into Bowens and The Acclaimed go down! Fuego cravats Caster, uses Bowens for the boost to SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO! Caster survives but Fuego stays fired up! Fuego runs and tilt-o-whirls but the DDT is blocked to a BRAIN BUSTER!
Tag to Bowens, Caster BOOTS Dean down and Bowens brings Fuego up. The Acclaimed coordinate, SIDE EFFECT and MACHO ELBOW! Bowens covers off Critically Acclaimed, The Acclaimed wins!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall
Dropping bars and racking up wins, Caster and Bowens are still running hot! Will they find their way back to a tag team championship match as the new year rolls on?
Lucha Brothers w/ PAC VS Chaos Project!
Rey Fenix & Penta El Zero Miedo still have a score to settle with Eddie Kingston & The Fam, but they’ll settle for the Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN. Will two-thirds of Death Triangle stay sharp at the expense of Luther and Serpentico?
The teams sort out and Penta starts with Luther. Fans rally as the two circle and stare down. Luther tries poking at Penta’s third eye, but Penta tells him to listen. CERO! MIEDO! Serpentico gets in but Fenix jumps in, too! The ref tries to keep this from turning into a brawl, and Serpentico and Fenix both back off. Penta mule kicks Luther and headlocks but Luther powers out and BOOTS! Luther whips Penta to the corner, runs in to fire off haymakers, then whips Penta out, only for Penta to reverse and send him back in! Serpentico tags in and crossbodies! Serpentico dodges Penta but Fenix tags in and jumps in ahead of Serpentico!
Fenix shoves Serpentico, Serpentico fixes his head and shoves back. Serpentico runs, wheelbarrows but Fenix blocks the arm-drag. Fenix spina around, Serpentico blocks the whip but Fenix bucks the roll up. Fenix again blocks the wheelbarrow but Serpentico pushes off the ropes to sunset flip! TWO, they both go for headlocks but both slip away and fans cheer. Fenix offers a handshake, but Serpentico hesitates and Fenix CHOPS! Fenix SUPERKICKS Serpentico, tags Penta and then the brothers double whip. Serpentico holds ropes and BOOTS back! Luther ROCKS Penta, Serpentico rolls Penta to basement DDT! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up, Serpentico drags Penta up and tags in Luther. Serpentico snapmares and kicks Penta, then Luther stomps Penta. Luther makes Serpentico a weapon, assisted atomic leg drop! Cover, TWO! Luther argues the count but the ref lets him vent. Luther stomps Penta, drags him up and tags Serpentico in. Chaos Project mugs Penta, Luther scoop slams Penta then again uses Serpentico. Serpentico lands out of the lift and stomps Penta. Luther runs and still uses Serpentico in the BULLDOG SPLASH! Luther dribbles Serpentico off of Penta! Cover, ONE!! Serpentico drags Penta and tags in Luther. Chaos Project mug Penta then Luther CLUBS Penta down.
Tag to Serpentico, Chaos Project mugs Penta then double whip him to a corner. Serpentico runs in, Penta puts him on the top rope and CHOPS. Penta mule kicks Luther then sends him into Serpentico’s trouser snake! Penta runs and SLINGBLADES Luther down! Fans fire up with Penta, he heads to the corner and tags in Fenix! Fenix slingshots and dropkicks Luther down! Fenix BOOTS Serpentico, brings him around, and Gory Especial, GORY BOMB AND LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Fenix runs corner to corner but Serpentico SUPERKICKS! Penta enziguris Serpentico, Fenix tags him in, POWERBOMB and WAZZAP! Cover, but Luther breaks it!
Fenix SUPERKICKS Luther down! Penta drags Serpentico up, Fenix is up top, CERO! MIEDO! But Luther trips Fenix up! Serpentico slips out of the driver to run, roll and go up, but Penta SUPERKICKS him! Fenix runs the tightrope to KICK Luther away, then coordinates with Penta again, for the L B DRIVER!! Cover, Lucha Brothers win!
Winners: The Lucha Brothers, by pinfall
Death Triangle celebrates in the ring, Penta and Fenix are rolling! Will they settle things with The Butcher & The Blade while also going for the gold?
A very good Dark, but I have to say the main event should’ve had more time to breathe. Lucha Brothers VS Chaos Project was good for being under 10 minutes but they could easily have gotten this to 15 minutes if they wanted. The Acclaimed had a great match with Dean and Fuego, and Caster had another good diss rap. I like the character bits with Luchasaurus and Cutler, and I guess Cutler’s been acting like he’s a real dragon outside of Dynamite and Dark. There’s great irony in Luchasaurus, who claims to be a real dinosaur man, calling out Cutler as a fake dragon man. Cutler’s little win streak is over but I’m sure he’ll get back on track with next week’s Dark.
Australiano is crazy doing all those spinning moves, and I really did think he and Sammy got hurt a few different times. Sammy wins, Santana and Ortiz win, they’re all going strong into the Inner Circle’s Triple Threat Tag, but I’m pretty sure they’re losing because it just feels like Jericho and MJF are taking the win. Hardy and Private Party had a good moment, but I hope Kassidy isn’t hurt there. Apparently something big happened on Impact tonight with them, so hopefully they can follow through.
And while Peter Avalon VS Lee Johnson in a “Walk Off” sounds really goofy, I bet it’ll be a lot of fun, and it is at least good progression of this character for Avalon. I wonder if Johnson wins to infuriate Avalon and then we get a match between them where Johnson ends Avalon’s own win streak. Dark being as long as it is, we need story progression to keep viewer interest.
My Score: 8.1/10
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