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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (12/8/20)

Another Dark Sweet 16!

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AEW Dark 2

AEW keeps things hot as Winter gets colder!

Winter has come and madness ensued! But now AEW gets Dark with another stacked card! Will Brandon Cutler’s win streak continue?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Baron Black; Kiss wins.
  • Brian Cage VS Danny Limelight; Cage wins.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Alex Gracia; Rose wins.
  • The Dark Order’s Number 10 VS Aaron Solow; Vance wins.
  • Peter Avalon VS Louie Valle; Avalon wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Shawn Dean, Sean Maluta & RYZIN; Gunn Club wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Dani Jordyn; Velvet wins.
  • Jurassic Express VS Falco & Mike Magnum; Jurassic Express wins.
  • Brandon Cutler VS Fuego Del Sol; Cutler wins.
  • Ivelisse VS Skyler Moore; Ivelisse wins.
  • Big Swole VS Lindsay Snow; Swole wins.
  • The Hybrid2 VS Sotheara Chhun & VSK; TH2 wins.
  • Diamante VS Tesha Price; Diamante wins.
  • Shanna VS Freya States; Shanna wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Jon Cruz & Michael Nakazawa; The Acclaimed win.
  • The Dark Order’s Colt Cabana & Alex Reynolds VS The Varsity Blondes; The Varsity Blondes win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Baron Black!

The Concrete Rose steps out on his own again, ready to climb the ranks! But will the EmpBRUH trample on those dreams to advance his own goals?

The bell rings and the two circle. Baron rushes in but Kiss goes Matrix to dodge the chop! Kiss gets back up, but the hip toss is blocked! Kiss does the splits to avoid Baron’s clothesline, then blocks the kick to roll Baron. TWO, things speed up and Kiss wheelbarrows to arm-drag while doing splits! Fans cheer as Kiss handsprings and mule kicks Baron down! Kiss keeps moving, another wheelbarrow but the bulldog becomes an atomic drop! And a BACKSTABBER! Fans boo as Baron stomps Kiss then bumps him off buckles. Baron reels Kiss in for a lift, flip and slam! It was like a Complete Shot meets suplex! Cover, ONE, and Baron is frustrated.

Baron grabs a leg and drags Kiss into a Half Crab! Kiss endures and fans rally up. Baron gets the other leg and makes it a Queen Angelito! Kiss still endures as Baron pulls it back like a Surfboard! Kiss endures, Baron kicks Kiss down! Cover, TWO! Baron is annoyed and he slaps Kiss around. Baron drags Kiss up, Kiss hits back with body shots and forearms, but Baron ROCKS Kiss with a EuroUpper! Kiss goes to a corner, Baron runs in for a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Baron brings Kiss out for another Shot-Plex but Kiss sunset flips! TWO, Kiss dodges and runs to flying forearm! And then a dropsault!

Kiss whips Baron, Baron reverses and runs in but Kiss boots! Kiss hops up, leaps, RANA! Fans fire up with Kiss as he steps up to drop the leg! Kiss then goes to the corner, climbs up again, but Baron grabs a leg and yanks Kiss down! Kiss does the splits but that’s still rough. Baron brings Kiss up, Kiss ranas out and Baron hits buckles! Kiss spins to ROLLING ELBOW! Baron is down, fans fire up and Kiss climbs again. Kiss leaps, SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, Kiss wins!

Winner: Sonny Kiss, by pinfall

Jersey’s Finest is feeling great, but there’s still a long way to go on this road trip to glory! Will Kiss be a golden Concrete Rose soon enough?

 

Brian Cage VS Danny Limelight!

The FTW Champion, still unrecognized by AEW management, is going to push forward until that changes! #WhoBetta than The Machine to wave the banner for Team Taz?

The bell rings and Limelight flexes on Cage, but Cage shoves him. Limelight comes back, mule kicks and headlocks, but Cage pushes him up and away! But Limelight sticks the superhero landing! He does have the Spider-Man spider on his chest. Limelight headlocks again, Cage powers out but Limelight slips around to headlock again. Cage back suplexes, Limelight hits a dropkick, but Cage doesn’t budge! Limelight is too busy dancing to see that, until he turns around! Cage chases Limelight to the apron, and Limelight enziguris back! Limelight springboards, and manages the FLYING RANA! Cage bails out, Limelight builds speed and FLIES! The Tornillo Fosbury hits Cage into railing!

Limelight dances around again, but Cage shoves him, pops him up and APRON SLAMS him! Cage gets in, drags Limelight up and bumps him off buckles. Cage throws EuroUppers, rams his shoulder in, then rams it in again. Cage carries Limelight but Limelight sunset flips. Cage drags Limelight up and hits a LIFTING COMPLETE SHOT! Fans cheer the sheer strength and Cage drags Limelight up. Fans rally, Cage whips and pops Limelight to a trophy lift, to then POWERSLAM him down! Cage writes the end for Limelight as he brings him back up. Gory Especial to WEAPON- No, Limelight pops out and KNEES back! Then mule kicks and SPINNING BUZZSAWS!

Limelight runs, into a LARIAT! Fans cheer as Cage runs corner to corner, but Limelight boots him! Limelight walks the tightrope to get away, SPRINGBOARD DESTROYER!? Cover, TWO!! Cage still has so much strength! Limelight springboards, triangle jumps, but leaps into Cage’s POWERBOMB! Cage dead lifts to BUCKLE BOMB Limelight, then tops it off with DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Who can stop the path of Cage? Not Limelight! Will anyone on AEW ever truly break the Swolverine?

 

Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Alex Gracia!

The Vicious Vixens promise to live up to that first part to the extreme! Will the Pink Dream be living a Dark nightmare at the hands of the Native Beast?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Nyla shoves Gracia down hard, but Gracia shakes it off and gets back up. Gracia circles with Nyla again, they tie up and Gracia gets behind Nyla to throw forearms. Nyla doesn’t flinch! Gracia headlocks and holds on tight, but Nyla powers out to run her over! Vickie cheers as Nyla drags Gracia up. Gracia throws forearms but Nyla just headbutts her down! Nyla stands on Gracia’s head, taunts fans and peers before letting off at the ref’s count of 4. Nyla stomps Gracia to a corner, drags her up and CHOPS her! And throws big body shots, then RAMS in!

Nyla runs and back body blocks Gracia, to then scoop her for an OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Vickie wants Nyla to end this, and Nyla grins as she brings Gracia up for the BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Gracia made for a nice snack, but clearly the Native Beast is not satisfied. Vickie gets a mic and shrilly screams, “EXCUSE MEEEE!!” She introduces herself as “the true representation of a business woman.” She has authority! When she talks, people listen! She has intelligence, because she signed Nyla Rose as her client. And Vickie educates people! She taught the C-BS-O, Brandi Rhodes, that her own plan is failing. And tonight, Vickie brought us entertainment as her client destroyed another opponent! So applaud for her! APPLAUD! Now, Nyla, take this “pink, pathetic popsicle stick and kick her to Candyland!” Gracia is tossed from the ring! Will the Vicious Vixens tear into every single woman on the roster until they get the respect and the rewards they want?

 

AEW Dark presents The Waiting Room!

Rebel asks us all to smile as she welcomes us back, and introduces The Doctor, Britt Baker! Baker dances her way in and thanks the audience for being here. She is so happy to be back, and first thing’s first, congrats to the NEW AEW World Champion, Kenny Omega! Britt has always loved Kenny, and has always known he’s good on the mic, but no one knew he was that good. Good on you, Kenny! Rebel’s fake laugh haunts us once again. Britt wants to also say a star has finally arrived in AEW, and a huge weight has been lifted off her shoulders. Welcome to AEW, Sting! Sting will be a guest on the Waiting Room one day, too! Rebel’s talking with his people, it’s just a matter of time.

And speaking of extremely talented wrestlers with amazing face paint, the exact opposite is Thunder Rosa! She had no business going after Britt! She is lucky AEW sent all the refs out to save her, or that would’ve gotten real ugly. Like one half of Rosa’s face! Rosa does not belong. Britt makes sure Rebel’s laugh doesn’t start up again. But moving on, here is The Natural, “the best coach in the game,” Dustin Rhodes! Dustin walks in, Rebel hands him a mic and Britt gives Dustin a quickly little hug. Take a seat so you don’t get tired. The three sit on the couch and talk the latest and greatest action figure, the Rhodes “Blood Brothers” two pack, based on Cody VS Dustin from Double or Nothing!

That was such a wild moment because Dustin’s like 80! Still busting out five-stars. The height difference is a bit comical, though. Dustin is 6’6″, but Cody’s contract is much bigger. Is she done making jokes? Dustin says he pays more quarterly in taxes than Britt makes in both wrestling and dentistry combined! But yes, that was a five-star match. And wait, did Britt’s boyfriend win Match of the Year? No, Dustin and Cody did. So yes, the action figures honoring that moment is so great for them both. Maybe you should think before you speak, little Ms. Dentist. That’s Dr. Baker to you. Dustin asks if Rebel’s gonna talk. She’s the better part of the duo, after all.

Britt cuts everyone off and says Dustin knows how to do a proper half face paint. But he’s a bit grumpy today, got that darkness in his heart. Is this the Dark Order bringing that out of him? OoOh~! Yes, tomorrow night, Dustin faces “Number 10” on Dynamite. But while Preston Vance is a big boy, Dustin’s just as big. There are issues with the Dark Order and the Nightmare Family. For five long decades, Dustin’s legacy has been intact. Dustin will go to the ends of the world to end the Dark Order, and that starts with Number 10! He better be listening! He better come strong! Dustin’s bringing it all! This “80 year old man” still has a lot left!

Well Britt will let Dustin go so he can make it for his bed time. And quick shout out to her former Wrestler of the Year boyfriend before our musical guest, Marko Stunt! Fun Size has a guitar and plays as he sings. “I’ve been down, I’ve been great,” he’s a little obsessed. “It’s all in my head, is what they said. I woke up dreaming in an empty bed.” Fans bring out lighters? That’s old school. Britt sings along as she jams out. “You don’t have creativity, is what they once were telling me, because they’d leave me no control. The empty space is killing me. The thought-corroded symphony. I know I’m losing all self-control.” Marko Stunt rocks the house! Get that on iTunes! And that’s all for the Waiting Room, good night!

 

The Dark Order’s Number 10 VS Aaron Solow!

Preston Vance has done well, but he still has a long way to go in the rankings. Will he move up after going against The Extra Talented?

The bell rings and Alan Angels sticks around as Vance and Solow circle. They tie up, Vance puts Solow in a corner but lets off, to then pose at Solow. Solow takes that hand and knuckle locks! They tie up but Vance uses strength to bring Solow down. Solow spins, hammerlocks, but Vance elbows out hard. Vance runs, Solow drops then dropkicks! Cover, ONE! Solow keeps at Vance and headlocks, but Vance powers him into a corner! Vance CHOPS Solow, throws big forearms, then whips Solow to ropes. Solow holds ropes to kick back, but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance is fired up and he strikes the Dark Order pose again.

Solow flounders up, Vance drags him up and back suplexes high and hard! Vance toys with Solow now, then drags him back up. Vance BOOTS Solow back down! Fans rally but Vance drags Solow to ropes and chokes him! The ref counts, Angels talks trash and Vance lets off at 4. Solow swipes at Angels but Vance drags him up. Vance suplexes, holds Solow up and fittingly drops him at 10! Vance drags Solow up, but Solow throws forearms back! And elbows Vance away! Vance runs back in but misses to hit buckles! Solow runs in to EuroUpper! Solow dodges Vance, and SCREW HIGH KICKS!

Vance flounders now and fans rally for Solow! Solow wheelbarrows but Vance hotshots and SUPLEXES Solow down! Vance drags Solow back up, hammerlocks and ripcords to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Cover, Vance wins!

Winner: “Number 10” Preston Vance, by pinfall

Some would call that an inverted Rainmaker, others might think of it as a reverse Seven Star Lariat. But whatever Vance will call it, it was a 10 outta 10 and it got the 1-2-3! Will Vance do that again and again until he helps the Dark Order get their hands on gold again?

 

Peter Avalon VS Louie Valle!

“Pretty” Peter has not only finally scored, he’s scored twice in a row! But will the Hellion make sure Avalon never scores again?

The bell rings and Avalon circles with Valle. They tie up, Avalon pushes Valle to a corner but Valle turns it around and Avalon freaks out about his face. Valle lets off, Avalon shoves him but Valle shoves back! Avalon headlocks, Valle powers out but Avalon runs him over! Avalon flexes, then runs, but Valle drops then hurdles, only for Avalon to whip him. Valle holds ropes, kicks back and then runs, but Avalon elbows him down! Avalon stomps Valle, rains down rights and lefts, then lets off as the ref reprimands about closed fists. Valle gets to ropes and shoves Avalon away, but Avalon comes back to choke Valle on the ropes! The ref counts, Avalon lets off and taunts Valle’s face compared to his own.

Avalon snap suplexes, covers, ONE! Valle crawls but Avalon drags him up. Valle throws body shots, then haymakers! Avalon swings but Valle bobs ‘n’ weaves to headlock. Avalon powers out and LEG LARIATS! Avalon rains down more rights, but lets off to bring Valle up. Avalon CHOPS, bumps Valle off buckles, then wrenches to whip Valle corner to corner. Valle goes up and over, ducks under and elbows back! Valle hops up, leaps, and missile dropkicks! Avalon flounders into Valle’s LARIAT! Valle fires up, whips but Avalon reverses, but Valle ducks the lariat! Avalon escapes the scoop to fireman’s carry and SAMOAN DROP! MARTI-KNEES! Cover, Avalon wins!

Winner: Peter Avalon, by pinfall

Avalon has three in a row! He plays up how shocked he is, but was there any doubt? Well, maybe some. Avalon gets a mic and says, “Just like that! Three wins for the biggest man in pro-wrestling!” And in celebration, Avalon issues an open challenge! Not just any open challenge, no. Not anyone can apply. You can’t have bad skin, you can’t be overweight, and you must understand the study of beauty. This is “Pretty Peter’s Pageant Provocation!” PPA All Day! Will Avalon continue this streak and make it a month of Pretty Peter pinning and winning?

 

Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Shawn Dean, Sean Maluta & RYZIN!

Papa Billy and his boys, Austin and Colten, have been grabbing up some great wins as a trio, but now they’re up against the stalwart Captain, the Samoan Dragon, and the Priest of Sin! Will the Gunn Club hit the mark again?

Wait, the Gunn Club rides in on a cart, and calls it the “Taz Taxi?” Taz says he uses Uber, because he has real money! But that aside, the trios sort out and Dean starts against Colten. Colten and Dean circle while Austin and Billy are riled up. Dean and Colten tie up, Dean arm-drags Colten and Dean’s team rubs that in Gunn Club’s face. Colten and Dean reset, tie up and Colten headlocks. Dean powers out, Colten goes up and over in the corner to arm-drag Dean! Colten dropkicks Dean to the corner, and then he and Austin DUNK on Dean! Tag to Austin and Austin gets the ball, to DUNK on Dean!

Tag to Billy and the sons encourage him to play along. Billy just snapmares Dean and covers, ONE! Billy brings Dean up, Dean throws hands and tags in Maluta! Maluta runs into a drop toehold! Billy facelocks, drags Maluta up and tags in Austin. Whip and body shots, BOOT and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Austin keeps cool as he drags Maluta up to a headlock. Maluta powers out but Austin holds ropes. Austin kicks back, runs in but into a SAMOAN DROP! Maluta covers, ONE! Maluta keeps his eyes on Billy and Colten as he drags Austin up. Maluta wrenches hard and wristlocks, but Austin rolls and gets up. Maluta trips Austin, Austin rolls back to use ropes to hotshot Maluta!

Ryzin lurks behind Austin and CLOBBERS him! Ryzin drags Austin up and into the ring, then Maluta drops a headbutt! Cover, ONE! Maluta drags Austin up, and DOUBLE CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! Austin goes down, stinging in his chest! Maluta drags Austin up and bumps him off the boots of Dean and Ryzin! Dean tags in, stomps Austin, then has Billy stay back. Austin is in the corner, Dean throws a BIG uppercut! Dean runs in again to SHINING WIZARD, and then an ENZIGURI! Dean gives sarcastic salutes to Billy and Colten, before he sucker punches Colten! Dean goes back to Austin, whips him but Austin reverses to whip hard! DOUBLE LARIATS take Dean and Austin down!

Fans fire up as both men crawl, and hot tags to Billy and Ryzin! Billy rallies on Ryzin, then Maluta, then throws Maluta out to corner splash Ryzin! Billy kicks and says “SUCK IT!” but Ryzin dodges the Famouser to SUPERKICK! Austin runs in, dodges and trips Ryzin to THROWBACK! Dean gets in and spins around Austin for a DDT! Colten throws hands on Dean, whips him corner to corner but Dean reverses. Colten slides out, slide sin and gets around Dean for a full nelson SLAM! But Maluta hits a SAVAGE KNEE! Billy BOOTS Maluta, Ryzin rolls Billy, ONE! “SUCK IT!” Ryzin SUPERKICKS Billy! Ryzin goes up top, MOONSAULTS, but he FLOPS! Billy says “YOU SUCK THIS!” FAMOUSER! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

Turns out, Ryzin’s first name is also “Shawn/Sean,” but right now he’s Shaun of the Dead. Will Gunn Club continue to rake up wins and represent for the extended Nightmare Family?

 

Red Velvet VS Dani Jordyn!

Are you ready to stir it up? The Real Mean Girl better be or she’ll be tasting bitter defeat, courtesy of Red Velvet!

The bell rings and Jordyn shows the page she made in her Burn Book about Velvet! “Not getting any candy cane grams.” Nice reference to the movie. Velvet and Jordyn circle, tie up and go around. Jordyn headlocks, Velvet powers out but Jordyn runs her over. Things speed up, Velvet does the splits to drop, then comes back up to calf kick! Velvet whips, Jordyn reverses but Velvet dodges in the corner to hit a buckle shot! Velvet digs her boot in as she does the splits, and she lets off as the ref counts 4. Velvet drags Jordyn but Jordyn small packages! TWO, Jordyn throws Velvet to the apron! Velvet avoids the shoulder to AX KICK!

But Jordyn avoids a shoulder now to get Velvet for an ELEVATED, DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Jordyn pushes Velvet around, brings Velvet up and runs in to uppercut! Jordyn snapmare rolls and basement dropkicks! Jordyn gets the Burn Book and again shows off the page, then she mocks the “stir it up.” Velvet SLAPS Jordyn, but Jordyn SUPERKICKS back! Velvet rallies back with furious clotheslines! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weave, forearms and kicks to then HEEL KICK! Velvet whips Jordyn, Jordyn reverses but Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Now Velvet stirs it up to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!

Jordyn staggers up, Velvet dodges and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Velvet couldn’t hold the bridge but she runs to DOUBLE KNEE at the ropes! Jordyn staggers into a SHOT OF VELVET! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

Velvet tastes sweet, sweet, sweet victory! Will she continue to have the winning recipe as she rises in the ranks?

 

Jurassic Express VS Falco & Mike Magnum!

Marko Stunt already rocked the mic, now he and Luchasaurus look to rock out in the ring! Will they keep things on track going against this new to AEW duo?

The teams sort out and Luchasaurus starts against Falco, but then Stunt tags in! Stunt lets his hair down and flexes, saying he’s got this. Stunt says he’s gonna out wrestle this guy! They tie up and Falco shoves Stunt away! Stunt checks his eyes, maybe a contact is loose. Stunt gets up and Falco mocks the flossing. Stunt fires up and runs at him, big tilt-o-whirl headscissor, then a springboard arm-drag! Stunt dodges, runs back in, stands on Falco’s head, then hits a SATELLITE DDT! Stunt is all fired up and so are the fans! Stunt double stomps Falco down then drags him around to a facelock. But Falco gets away and tags in Magnum.

Magnum tells Stunt to get out but Stunt freezes up. Stunt baits Magnum in and drop toeholds him into buckles! Tag to Luchasaurus, and Stunt runs to get a boost to dropkick Magnum! Luchasaurus brings Magnum out to CHOP him off his feet! Luchasaurus brings Magnum back up, Magnum CHOPS but it doesn’t even bother him! Luchasaurus DECKS Magnum! Tag to Stunt, Luchasaurus scoop slams Magnum, and Stunt slingshots to wheelbarrow Luchasaurus for a SPLASH ATTACK! Then another wheelbarrow for the SENTON! Stunt dropkicks Falco down but Magnum CLOBBERS him in return!

Magnum tags Falco in, but Stunt comes back to roll of Magnum’s back, only to end up in Falco’s back suplex. Stunt lands on his feet, back kicks Falco and then uses him to boost and RANA Magnum! Hot tag to Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus runs both Falco and Magnum over! And fires off CHOPS, and BOOTS and a back kick! Luchasaurus fires off big hands on Magnum, then TOSSES him! Falco and Magnum get out of the corner as Luchasaurus runs in, but Luchasaurus comes back to DOUBLE LARIAT! Luchasaurus drags Falco up, scoops him, but Falco slips out! Falco swings a punch but Luchasaurus blocks it!

Luchasaurus knees, boots and fireman’s carries Falco for THE CRATER! Cover, but Magnum breaks it! Luchasaurus glares at Magnum and boots him to choke grip! Falco staggers into a choke grip, but they both fight out of the choke slam to double dropkick! Stunt tags in, leaps, but is caught! Stunt slips out of the boosted suplex, and he LITTLE TAIL WHIPS! It hits Magnum, Luchasaurus BIG TAIL WHIPS Magnum down! Stunt SUPERKICKS Falco into Luchasaurus’ CHOKE SLAM! Luchasaurus rolls Falco, SPINNING BUZZSAW to Stunt’s BLINDSIDE SHINING WIZARD! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

Rocking it on The Waiting Room, winning big in the ring, everything’s coming up Stunt! But will he, Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy all be going for gold before the year is over?

 

Brandon Cutler VS Fuego Del Sol!

The Dungeon Master has gone 5-0 these last five weeks, but he’s going for six! Will even the Fire of the Sun not be able to burn down Cutler’s winstreak?

The bell rings and Cutler circles with Fuego. They speed things up, Fuego leaps into the arms but he slips out! Fuego wants his tornado but Cutler tosses him away. Things speed up again, Fuego headscissors Cutler out then runs, but Cutler gets in before the dive. Cutler comes back to DIVE Fuego! Cutler almost faceplants but he’s up and just fine as he puts Fuego in. Cutler brags about his five but Fuego TORNILLOS and takes him down! Fuego puts Cutler in, springboards and twists to crossbody! Cutler gets out, Fuego ranas to a cover, TWO!! Fuego whips, Cutler goes up and over, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Fuego!

Fuego comes back into a hip toss, then into a back drop! Cutler cools Fuego off and says it’s time to go long distance! LONG DISTANCE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Cutler doesn’t mind that #LDLD didn’t win, but Fuego reverses the whip. Cutler goes out, ROUNDHOUSES and slingshot ENZIGURIS! Fuego staggers, Cutler runs but Fuego mule kicks, front kicks, only for his own enziguri to miss. Cutler jumps but his stomps miss, Fuego and Cutler trade waistlocks and Cutler bucks Fuego off the O’Conner. Cutler goes out, springboards back in and flying forearms Fuego down!

Cutler drags Fuego up, fireman’s carries, but Fuego pops up to spin and arm-drag! Fuego dodges and QUEBRADAS! Fuego handsprings and SUPERKICKS! Cutler wobbles up into a SLING-BACKBREAKER and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Fuego keeps his cool as he brings Cutler back up. Cutler wrenches out, half nelsons to a dragon sleeper but Fuego spins out to a cravat, Shiranui to CROSS RHODES! Cover, TWO!!! Cutler survives but Fuego fires up! Fans rally with him and Fuego runs, tilt-o-whirl but the DDT is blocked! TOTAL PARTY KILL!! Cover, Cutler wins!

Winner: Brandon Cutler, by pinfall

On to the second hand! Cutler extinguishes Fuego and keeps his winstreak hot! Will he keep it going to make it seven?

 

Ivelisse VS Skyler Moore!

La Sicaria is going solo again to climb the ranks of the AEW Women’s Division. But will she be leaving Skyler wanting more tonight?

The bell rings and Ivelisse circles with Moore. They feel out the grapple and Ivelisse throws a fast body shot. Moore shrugs that off and ties up with Ivelisse, and Ivelisse uses a chinbar to throw Moore down. Moore gets up but keeps her cool, and blocks a hip toss to a roll up, ONE! Ivelisse headbutts low then whips Moore to a corner. Ivelisse runs in but Moore goes up and sunset flips, ONE, but Moore dropkicks Ivelisse! Moore fires up as she runs corner to corner, but Ivelisse boots. Moore deflects but Ivelisse comes back with a KICK! Ivelisse has the arms, and motorcycle stretches Moore to STOMP her into buckles! Cover, TWO!

Moore survives but Ivelisse keeps focus. Ivelisse drags Moore up, hooks an arm, OVERDRIVER! Cover, TWO! Moore survives and Ivelisse grows annoyed, but she wraps on a dragon sleeper. Moore endures the knee in her back as fans rally up. Moore fights up, throws body shots then steps over for La Magistrol, TWO! Ivelisse CLOBBERS Moore! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse is furious and she rains down rights! Ivelisse wraps on a chinlock and grinds Moore down. Fans rally again as Moore endures. Moore fights up, throws body shots but Ivelisse thrashes her about! Moore arm-drags free! Ivelisse gets up in a huff but Moore jawbreakers! Moore turns Ivelisse for a neckbreaker!

Ivelisse goes to ropes while both she and Moore are down. A standing count starts, Ivelisse is up at 4 but Moore follows. Moore rallies with clotheslines and then a suplex, but Ivelisse fights free. Moore scoops for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Moore is furious and she grabs Ivelisse to yank her up. Ivelisse lands on her feet, mule kicks and runs, but into a fireman’s carry! Moore tries to pop but Ivelisse fires off elbows, wraps around and gets the IRON OCTOPUS! Ivelisse drags Moore down, Moore taps, Ivelisse wins!

Winner: Ivelisse, by submission

Moore was perhaps more than Ivelisse expected, but it wasn’t more than she could handle! Will Ivelisse prove she deserves more in the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Big Swole VS Lindsay Snow!

Things are heating up in the AEW Women’s Division, and look who is #1 contender? Will Swole be Dirty Dancing her way to another title opportunity?

The bell rings and the two circle. Swole and Snow tie up, break, and go again. Swole wrenches, hammerlocks, and throws forearms into Snow’s back. Swole headlocks and hits the takeover, then grinds Snow down. Snow endures, fights up and around but Swole wrenches again. Swole has the wristlock, Snow throws body shots and rolls Swole to a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Swole elbows out and gets the legs to hook them, and STOMPS Snow’s back! Swole has a rear bearhug to squeeze Snow, and she puts as much weight as she can on the hold. Snow fights up, throws elbows but Swole lets her spin around to front bearhug!

Swole picks Snow up and Snow screams as she endures! Snow bell claps free but Swole shoves her. Snow shoves Swole, Swole throws a forearm then runs Snow over. Things speed up, Snow hurdles but the hip toss is blocked! Swole hip tosses Snow, then drops an elbow, but misses! Snow runs to run Swole over! Snow double guns, runs but Swole drops and hurdles to elbow Snow down! Fans rally behind Swole as she KICKS Snow on the back! And stomps her, too! Swole drags Snow up, whips, but Snow reverses to knee low and hard! Snow grits her teeth as she throws EuroUppers, a boot and a LARIAT! Cover, ONE!!

Snow grows frustrated as she drags Swole back up. Swole throws body shots, forearms and a headbutt! Both women stagger but Snow runs in to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Snow whips but Swole blocks, then shoves, but Snow SHINING WIZARDS again! Snow goes side to side to BOOT WASH Swole! Cover, ONE!! Swole survives but Snow grits her teeth. Snow drags Swole up, Swole cradles! TWO!! Snow runs but Swole ducks this Shining Wizard, to come back and CLOBBER Snow! Swole runs and runs Snow over again! Swole whips, Snow reverses and fireman’s carries, but Swole throws elbows!

Swole waistlocks, Snow bucks her off the roll, and then comes back only for Swole to dodge. Swole shoves, rolls Snow and gets the arms for a GHOST PIN! Cover, Swole wins!!

Winner: Big Swole, by pinfall

Swole didn’t need to dance on Snow, she just caught her off guard! Will Swole bring everything she’s got against the AEW Women’s Champion?

 

The Hybrid2 VS Sotheara Chhun & VSK!

Jack Evans and Angelico want after the Young Bucks for the apparent favoritism going around, but as far as AEW is concerned, they still have to prove they’re worthy of title opportunities. Will they do that here against an untested two?

The teams sort out but TH2 just attacks VSK and Chhun! The bell rings to put this beat down on record, and Angelico bumps Chhun off buckles then throws jabs. Angelico throws Chhun out while Evans bumps VSK off buckles. TH2 mugs VSK, the ref reprimands but the kicks keep flying. TH2 whips VSK but VSK ducks under and Chhun crossbodies back in! Direct hit on both men, and then VSK dropkicks Evans! And dropkicks Angelico! Tag to Chhun and VSK mule kicks Evans. Chhun kicks Angelico, and then he and VSK suplex in stereo! Evans bails out, Chhun sits Angelico up and VSK runs to basement dropkick Angelico down!

TH2 regroups outside, VSK and Chhun coordinate, and the new team builds speed, only for Evans to springboard up! Evans RIDER KICKS Chhun while Angelico enziguris VSK! Angelico drags VSK out and Evans joins in, neckbreaker backbreaker combo! Evans tags Angelico in then handspring back elbows Chhun! Evans feeds Chhun to Angelico’s back suplex, Evans goes up, DOUBLE STOMP BACK SUPLEX! And assisted 450! Cover, but Evans stops the count! Evans tells Angelico his idea, and they mock the Young Bucks’ pose! Evans SUPERKICKS VSK to further taunt VSK, and then FLYING SCREW KICKS VSK down!

Angelico SUPERKICKS Chhun, ties up those legs, and NAVARRO DEATH ROLLS!! Chhun taps to the Navarro Especial 14, TH2 wins!

Winners: The Hybrid2, by submission

Evans stomps Chhun down to add insult to injury, and TH2 are rolling into their match with the Bucks! Will Evans and Angelico earn a shot at the tag titles by beating the tag champions?

 

Diamante VS Tesha Price!

We saw her tag partner get a win, now the Cuban Diamond looks to keep pace! Will Diamante make sure this Dark is priceless?

The bell rings and Diamante talks smack on Price then shoves her around. Price shoves back, then they tie up! Diamante wrenches, wristlocks, elbow breakers and wristlocks again. Price throws a forearm but Diamante wrenches the arm! Diamante wrangles Price down but Price handsprings to arm-drag! Diamante blocks a hip toss but not the knee! Price flips up and around to arm-drag Diamante away! Diamante gets up, Price dodges and comes back to CLOBBER her! Price grins as she runs in to handspring, but Diamante ducks the kick to CLUB Price on the back, and GERMAN SUPLEX her away! Diamante stomps Price, keeps her close and rains down rights!

The ref reprimands the closed fists but Diamante lets off. Diamante bumps Price off buckles, stomps a mudhole into her, but lets off again as the ref counts. Diamante runs in and basement dropkicks Price hard! Diamante then rolls Price to a cover, ONE! Diamante doesn’t like that and she wraps on a chinlock. Fans rally as Diamante squeezes tight and Price endures. Price fights up, throws elbows and then forearms! Diamante gives forearms back and the two brawl! Diamante ROCKS Price, but Price gets around to hit a neckbreaker! Price gets to a corner, Diamante staggers up and runs in, but into an elbow!

Price throws Diamante into buckles! Price handsprings and ROUNDHOUSES, to then BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Price is furious and she shouts for Diamante to get up! Diamante does get up, but dodges Price to knee and STANDING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Diamante argues the count, Price rolls her, TWO! Diamante mule kicks, hops on and hits a CODE RED! Cover, Diamante wins!

Winner: Diamante, by pinfall

Now that was three! Diamante is satisfied with the win, but she’s hungry for gold! Will she get to sink her teeth into a title opportunity soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with The Hybrid2!

Alex Marvez notes Evans and Angelico are on a hot streak going into their match with The Young Bucks on Dynamite. If they beat the champions, they get a title shot! Evans says they didn’t get a win, they committed “in-ring massacre!” The Bucks better be watching! They tried to throw TH2 to the wolves but now Evans and Angelico are leading the pack! And then, they’ll come for those straps! Angelico Bernie leans his way off screen, will he and Evans be breaking it down as they look to break the Bucks?

 

Shanna VS Freya States!

Portugal’s Perfect Athlete made a great return last time, but a return is only so much! Will Shanna withstand the cold front #FreyaTheSlaya is bringing with her?

The bell rings and Shanna circles with Freya. They tie up, go around, and Freya shoves Shanna away to show off her size and strength. Shanna comes back, ties up with Freya again, and then waistlocks. Freya just slings Shanna off! Shanna gets up but Freya pie faces her. Shanna smirks but gets around to throw big forearms and CHOPS! Freya blocks the whip, then choke grips to choke lift! Shanna slaps free and throws forearms! Shanna back kicks, runs, and FLIPPING NECKBREAKERS! A bit double-edged for Shanna given Freya’s so tall, but Shanna runs, tilt-o-whirls, only for Freya to block the DDT! Freya RAMS Shanna into buckles, then RAMS her in again!

The Slaya slaps Shanna around and brings her around to then scoop and BACKBREAKER! Freya bends Shanna against her knee and claws the ribs! Shanna endures, throws knees and gets free! Shanna ROCKS Freya with a forearm, then a BUZZSAW! Shanna whips, Freya reverses but Shanna leaps, only to be caught! “NOT TODAY!” Freya RAMS Shanna into buckles again, and puts her in a Tree of Woe! Freya runs but Shanna sits up, the CANNONBALL hits buckles! Shanna BUZZSAWS, SWITCHBLADE KICKS, and BUZZSAWS again! Freya wobbles, Shanna powers up and HEEL KICKS, to a STUNNER!

Freya staggers abound, Shanna chicken wings, but Freya powers out! Freya swings, Shanna dodges and dropkicks legs out! Shanna powers up and runs, tilt-o-whirl and the DDT hits!! Freya is in a daze, fans fire up with Shanna and Shanna runs, “YOU’RE DEAD!” Basement dropkick at the ropes! Shanna drags Freya back up, chicken wings, and TIGER SUPLEXES!! Bridging cover, Shanna wins!!

Winner: Shanna, by pinfall

Shanna takes a moment to steady herself before undoing the bridge. Safety first, after all. But having slayed the Slaya, is it only a matter of time before Shanna challenges the champion?

 

The Acclaimed VS Jon Cruz & Michael Nakazawa!

Max Caster and Anthony Bowens are back again, ready to tear into their opponents verbally and physically! “Acclaimed is the name, and no you stoppin’ ’em! Knockin’ yo ass out like your name’s Nate Robinson! Yo, Nakazawa you a trash. Jon Cruz so ugly, you should probably wear a mask! Yo, we the guys that you idolize. Treat you like we did the Bucks on Dynamite! 18 to 34 demo getting hotter, when we’re on TNT because they know we know drama! Ugh! Yeah! Corporate synergy!” The Acclaimed have arrived, but will they be slipped up by Cruz and the Turkish Oil Master?

The teams sort out and wait, Nakazawa is hiding a bottle of baby oil in a buckle pad! Shh, don’t tell anybody, it’s a secret. Nakazawa and Platinum Max start, circle, and Bowens swipes at Nakazawa. Caster and Nakazawa tie up, Nakazawa headlocks, but Caster powers out. Nakazawa runs Caster over, things speed up and Caster arm-drags Nakazawa down! Caster stomps the arm, drags him over and tags to Bowens. The Acclaimed hand off the wrench over and over, then Caster BOOTS Nakazawa down! Bowens mocks Nakazawa then CHOPS him! Nakazawa gets to the corner and brings out the bottle! Nakazawa makes an oil slick, sprays Bowens then tackles Bowens down!

Nakazawa oils the 5 Tool Player up and then runs, SLIPPING SENTON! Cover, TWO! Caster protests, the ref tosses the bottle, but Nakazawa drags Bowens to the corner. Tag to Cruz, snapmare and run for the basement crossbody! Cover, TWO! Cruz throws hands, builds speed but Bowens elbows, JABS and CHOPS! Bowens back suplexes to SLAM Cruz face first! Bowens hits Nakazawa, then Caster gets in so The Acclaimed can mug Cruz! Nakazawa protests but Bowens tags Caster in. Cruz fights The Acclaimed off, CHOPS Bowens but Caster sunsets, running neckbreaker to the knees! Critically Acclaimed isn’t enough, Caster rains down furious fists!

Caster tells Nakazawa he’ll get some himself if he doesn’t shut up. Caster back suplexes Cruz high and hard, then blows some kisses. Cruz grabs at Caster but Caster stomps him down. Tag to Bowens, they stomp away on Cruz, then Bowens lets up at the count of 4. Tag to Caster, The Acclaimed mug Cruz more but Cruz hits back! Cruz leaps but is caught! Caster RAMS Cruz into buckles, tags Bowens, and then Bowens runs in to forearm! Caster hits a back elbow, Bowens adds another, and then Caster basement dropkicks! An Acclaimed combination but Nakazawa breaks to cover! The ref reprimands, fans rally for Cruz but Bowens drags Cruz up.

Bowens bumps Cruz off buckles, tags Caster, and they mug Cruz more. Caster drags Cruz up to back suplex but Cruz slips out! Cruz bulldogs Caster down! Fans fire up as Cruz and Caster crawl, hot tags to Nakazawa and Bowens! Nakazawa runs in and fires off forearms! Caster kicks low, The Acclaimed whip but Nakazawa breaks through, only to whiff on that crossbody… The Acclaimed coordinate, but Nakazawa slips out to shove them into each other! SEPAR for Bowens! Cover, TWO!! Nakazawa powers up with the raspberry strap! But Bowens sticks it around Nakazawa’s head then SUPERKICKS! Cruz gets in but gets a 5 Toll ROLLING ELBOW!

Tag to Caster, Cruz gets the dropkick rack bomb! Then Nakazawa, freed of his undies, gets the brainbuster and elbow drop, ACCLAIM TO FAME! Cover, The Acclaimed wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Caster again kisses the hand of his defeated opponent, as if mocking Nakazawa. Will the Acclaimed continue to drop bars and rise up the ranks all at the same time?

 

The Dark Order’s Colt Cabana & Alex Reynolds VS The Varsity Blondes!

A unique combination within the group, BOOM BOOM and Number 3 team up together for the first time to prove the Dark Order is always capable! Will they show Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr. that getting a fancy new team name doesn’t change the fact they should #JoinDarkOrder?

The teams sort out and the Ivy League MVP starts with Reynolds. They circle, tie up, and Reynolds gets the arm to wrench and wrangle Griff down. Griff gets up, wrenches back, headlocks, but Reynolds powers out. Griff runs Reynolds over, then things speed up. Reynolds jumps over but Griff runs him over! Reynolds gets right up but Griff scoops and flexes, then slams! Tag to BPJ and they whip Reynolds to then kick and swinging neckbreaker, to a leg drop, brother! Cabana runs in, BPJ dropkicks the leg out and Griff drops another leg! The Dark Order bails out, Griff brings Cabana up and BPJ has Reynolds, for hip toss in stereo! They hit corner clotheslines, a chest bump, then BOOTS! Cover, TWO!

BPJ drags Reynolds up to bump off buckles and CHOP him! And CHOPS again! BPJ runs corner to corner but Reynolds put shim on the apron! BPJ ROCKS Reynolds, but Cabana trips up the springboard! Reynolds bumps BPJ off buckles, tags Cabana in and they CHOP away on BPJ’s chest! BPJ CHOPS back but Cabana fires off in anger! The ref counts, Cabana cools off but Reynolds gets some cheap shots in. Cabana ROCKS BPJ then runs in, but BPJ BOOTS! BPJ runs but Reynolds pulls him down by his hair! Griff protests but the ref still misses it all. Tag to Reynolds and he stomps BPJ down!

Reynolds drags BPJ up, BPJ hits back but Reynolds fires off knees! Tag to Cabana, they double whip BPJ and double kitchen sink knee! Cabana drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Cabana is losing his cool but he drags BPJ into a chinlock. Griff and the fans rally and BPJ fights out! BPJ runs but Cabana fireman’s carries and Reynolds tags in! Cabana tosses and Reynolds KICKS BPJ down!! Cover, TWO!! Reynolds DECKS Griff then puts BPJ in the corner. Tag to Cabana, and Cabana scowls as he throws forearms on BPJ! Cabana scoops BPJ, BPJ slips out and elbows back! BPJ DECKS Reynolds, dodges Cabana and tags in Griff!

Griff ROCKS Cabana, rallies on Reynolds and BOOTS Cabana! Reynolds runs but into a back drop! Fans fire up with Griff as he runs corner to corner, to SPLASH Cabana! Griff whips Cabana and runs to SPLASH again! Fireman’s carry to SAMOAN DRIVER! Cover, Reynolds breaks it! BPJ BOOTS Reynolds down for that, then coordinates with Griff. Griff fireman’s carries but Cabana slips out and shoves them into each other! Tag to Reynolds, ripcord ROLLING ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Griff survives and the Dark Order is furious!

Cabana and Reynolds regroup and bring Griff around, but BPJ springboards in to LARIAT Cabana! Griff jackknifes Reynolds, TWO! ROLLING ELBOW and a lift, BPJ goes up, Varsity DOOMSDAY! Cover, Varsity Blondes win!!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

A shocker for Griff and Pillman! But they’re fired up going into an even bigger match with Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood! That’s right, Varsity Blondes take on FTR, will they not

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes.

The natural again speaks ot his match with Preston Vance. They’re both big boys, and there is seirous history with the Dark Order and Rhodes Family. Nothing has been forgotten. For five decades, Dustin has beat everyone from Timbuctu to Austin, Texas! Dustin again vows to go to the ends of the earth to destroy the Dark Order, and Number 10 just happens to be number one on his list! Tomorrow, Dustin VS Vance, who will be ready for this battle?

Backstage interview with the Varsity Blondes!

A big win for Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr, but they’re going right into a fight with FTR. Cabana and Reynolds were a tough challenge, Cash and Dax will be even tougher. Nothing they can’t handle! Take a look around the locker room, and what do you see? The best tag team division on the planet today! You might say the Blondes are young and inexperienced, but they make up for it in athletics and genetics. BPJ, Griff Garrison, the Varsity Blondes will take the ball and run with it! But will they score a touchdown on perhaps the roughest, toughest, and meanest team in AEW?


My Thoughts:

A good episode, but I do have to say something. AEW Dark making every episode 15, 16, 17 matches long and then with other segments added, this is just getting ridiculous. Can this all please be split up a bit better? Put some of this on as a Thursday show, then the rest on Tuesdays, so that what end up being two to almost three hour marathons are a pair of hour long shows. Call Thursday’s AEW Light to parallel/oppose Dark. Those who “get” why this show is called Dark will have a nice laugh, those who don’t still get a more manageable amount of filler wrestling to watch. Make AEW Light where the “fun” stuff happens, like the Waiting Room. At a certain point, make Dark the show where the rough stuff happens. Just do something so there’s even time to watch everything before other things are on.

By the way, Stunt really did rock, that was a great musical performance from him. Acclaimed continue to do very well, especially Caster’s rap promos on his way out. All the wins tonight made sense, as they always do on Dark. I will say Varsity Blondes winning surprised me, but it made a lot of sense given their match with FTR for Dynamite. And it accomplished two things: the AEW Tag Team Division does look strong since even “midcard” guys like Griff and BPJ can beat a group like The Dark Order; and it makes Dark actually unpredictable, which only helps the viewing potential. Yes, as I already hinted, I get the meaning of it being “Dark,” but since these are not truly dark matches because we’re seeing them, make them feel as important for the audience as they do in kayfabe for the wrestlers.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/14/21)

Iron Mike is laying down the law!

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The fight to be AEW’s alpha faction is on the horizon!

Before Blood & Guts, Chris Jericho will battle Dax Harwood in a sampler of Inner Circle VS Pinnacle! But who wins when MIKE TYSON is watching closely?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Young Bucks VS Death Triangle; The Young Bucks win and retain the titles.
  • Red Velvet VS Jade Cargill; Cargill wins.
  • Anthony Ogogo w/ The Factory VS Cole Karter; Ogogo wins.
  • Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler VS Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara, Special Enforce Mike Tyson; Jericho wins.
  • Kris Statlander w/ Best Friends VS Amber Nova; Statlander wins.
  • Christian Cage VS ???; No Contest.
  • AEW TNT Championship Falls County Anywhere: Darby Allin VS Matt Hardy; Allin wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Young Bucks speak.

“Why did we do what we did last week?” That is to say, they turned on Jon Moxley to save Kenny Omega. “Simple: We chose friendship.” Moxley, thanks for pushing them over the edge. This isn’t just a club of friends throwing up a hand gesture, but a family that loves. And as for Don Callis, he was right about one thing: the Bucks changed. In-ring, they’re still the best damn tag team. But backstage, they felt like frauds. They took the paydays and were no longer hungry. They let others change the narrative and take credit for their work. Matt tells Nick that he’s no longer content. They need to bring back the old Bucks. Or rather, show the world a newer, better version of themselves. What will these new Young Bucks look like in tonight’s AEW Tag Team Championship match?

 

Mike Tyson speaks.

“Hi, I’m Mike Tyson. And I’m so delighted to be tonight’s enforcer for Jericho’s-” But MJF interrupts “Mikey, Michael, the Mikenator” to ask what’s going on. Tyson asks what he’s doing here, and MJF says sure, he might’ve been barely born when Tyson was on top, but MJF’s dad said Tyson was a big deal so kudos to him. But the Pinnacle are a little peeved with Tyson over last week. Well Tyson’s mad, too! Of course! He has every right to be! And if anyone understands better than MJF, they don’t exist. MJF gets the idea of keeping friends close and enemies closer. Jericho is Tyson’s enemy, and if there was any time to strike, it’s right now! No, Tyson’s enemy is right in front of him.

MJF wants Tyson to slow down a second. All MJF is saying, he doesn’t need to cheat in this scenario. All MJF wants is Tyson to be on the right side of history. The last thing MJF wants for Tyson is to have regrets after tonight. Looking at Tyson’s face, there’s already one. But this right here is a blank check! Just think about it. Tyson takes that check, rips it up, and chews it to spit it in MJF’s face! MJF says he’ll remember that! Will Tyson make sure The Pinnacle gets what’s coming to them?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championships: The Young Bucks VS Death Triangle!

Matt & Nick promised to show us all a new side to them while still being THE best tag team in the world today! But will The Bastard & The Firebird ruin all of that right here to open Dynamite?

One thing that’s new is that they have Don Callis with them! The ring gear is of course new, as are the streamers flying through the air as opposed to Young Buck Bucks. The introductions are made as Callis joins commentary, the belts are raised and we begin to see if the new Bucks can prevent new champions from being crowned!

PAC and Matt start and circle as fans rally. They tie up, Pac powers Matt to a corner, but lets off as the ref counts. Pac pats Matt on the shoulder and Matt smirks as they reset. Matt and Pac tie up, Pac waistlocks, Matt switches but so does Pac. Matt drop toeholds, floats to facelock but Pac slips out to facelock back. Matt slips out to facelock but Pac wrenches out. Matt flips, kips up and wrenches to a wristlock. Pac uses ropes to flip through, wrench and headlock to the takeover! Matt headscissors, Pac kips free and he hits another headlock takeover, only for Matt to headscissor again. Again, Pac kips free but now Matt reverses the roles with his own headlock takeover.

Pac headscissors, Mat kips free and waves in Pac’s face. They go forehead to forehead, and Matt backs off, but to the wrong corner. Old habits die hard since he’s used to being on that side of the ring. Fenix laughs at Matt but Matt gets past Pac to tag out to Nick. Pac tags in Fenix and fans fire up as we see these two go again! Fenix and Nick approach, Fenix gets around to waistlock and ripcord but Nick waistlocks. Nick avoids elbows but not the trip up. Things speed up, Fenix handsprings over but Nick BOOTS him down! Nick goes to the apron, baits Fenix in, Nick backflips while Fenix tiger feints! Nick slides in as Fenix moonsaults out!

Matt gets moving, too, Fenix gets in but Nick sends Fenix to the ropes. Fenix tiger feints again but Nick avoids the heel kick! Fenix whips Nick, Nick slips around to arm-drag! Nick avoids the dropkick, Fenix avoids one now, and both men see the other ready to dropkick again, so they both stop right there. But then Nick CLOBBERS Fenix with a clothesline! The top teams in the rankings are in the crowd watching, from Jurassic Express and Best Friends to SoCal Uncensored and the Hardy Family Office’s Butcher & Blade. Nick drags Fenix over, tags Matt in, and the Bucks bring Fenix up to double whip. Nick back drops but Fenix uses that to RANA Matt!

Things speed up, Fenix springboards to FLYING HEADBUTT Nick! Pac gets in as the Bucks bail out, and he FLIES to take Matt out with a Fosbury Flop! Fenix DIVES to take Nick out into barriers! Fans fire up for Death Triangle as Fenix puts Matt back in. Fenix CHOPS Matt, pushes him down and ROCKS him with a forearm to the back of the head! Fenix scoops and SLAMS, then tags in Pac. Fenix stands on Matt, then Pac stands on Matt. Pac pushes Matt around, blocks Matt’s kick, and tags Fenix in. Fenix jumps over Matt, Pac spins him for Fenix to hold the foot, and Pac BOOTS Fenix in the back! Fenix spins Matt, Pac holds him, and Fenix SUPERKICKS Matt in the back!

Death Triangle double mule kick the legs, then they double BUZZSAW and double BASEMENT DROPKICK! Matt flops down and the fans fire up for Death Triangle! Cover, TWO! Fenix has Matt on ropes, clubs him then brings him up to knuckle lock. Fenix goes up, Matt trips him up! Fenix falls to the mat and Matt DECKS Pac! Tag to Nick, he runs and PENALTY KICKS Pac from the apron! Nick shoulders into Fenix and SLINGSHOT FACEBUSTERS! Nick grins and hopes the camera caught that. Fans rally as Nick scrapes Fenix’s face with his soles! Nick shoes off the Nike Diors but fans chant, “Those are Fake! Those are Fake!”

Nick drags Fenix over, bumps him off buckles, then tags Matt. The Bucks drag Fenix up to double whip, double hip toss, then cartwheel and double basement dropkick! Matt covers rather arrogantly, TWO! Fans rally for Fenix as Matt stalks after Fenix. Matt CLAWS Fenix’s back, then tags in Nick. The Bucks double whip, double hip toss but Fenix uses ropes to rebound and DOUBLE ARM-DRAG! Fenix avoids one superkick, bobs ‘n’ weaves with Nick and tags Pac in! Pac springboards to missile dropkick Nick down! Pac gets around Matt to back kick, front kick and back kick, then SWEEP the legs! Pac SNAP BRAINBUSTERS! Cover, TWO!! Matt lives and fans can’t believe it!

Pac drags Matt up, bumps him off buckles, then brings him around to bump off other buckles! Matt flops and flounders, Pac stalks up behind him. Pac taunts Nick as he brings Matt up and Matt throws body shots, but Pac eggs him on. Pac KICKS Matt, and KICKS, and KICKS! Pac runs but Nick trips him! Pac ROCKS Nick but Matt WRECKS Pac! The Bucks stomp away on Pac, Fenix runs over but he gets mugged! Nick CLAWS Fenix’s back, Matt drags Pac up and Nick has Fenix. The Bucks put two out, and DOUBLE APRON BOMB!! Fans chant “Young Bucks Suck!” and the ref reprimands but the damage is done!

Matt puts Pac on the apron, tags in Nick, and Nick stomps Pac down. Fans still rally for Death Triangle but Nick drags Pac up to wrench and whip him hard in the corner. Nick runs in to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Tag to Matt, he drags Pac up and pushes him into buckles. Matt goes corner to corner while Nick holds Pack in, Matt handsprings and CLAWS Pac’s back! Pac staggers but he brawls with Matt as AEW goes picture in picture!

Matt CLUBS Pac down, kicks him around, then drops knees on his head! Matt wraps on a chinlock and grinds Pac down. Pac endures, fights, but Matt leans all his weight on the hold. The ref checks but Pac gets his second wind and fights his way up. Pac breaks free to ROCK Matt with forearm after forearm! Pac sees Fenix return but Matt throws him by his hair! Tag to Nick, and Nick brings Pac around to bump off the buckle! Nick digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, and Matt mockingly pats Pac on the head. Nick snapmares Pac, tags to Matt, face scrape and slingshots senton! Matt drags Pac up but Pac fires forearms again!

Pac back kicks, Matt trips him and tags in Nick! Catapult into the GAMANGIRI! Nick springboards to STOMP Pac into Matt’s knees! AEW returns to single picture as the Bucks taunt Fenix and the ref has to keep him back. The Bucks fake a tag so that Matt can stand on Pac’s head! The ref reprimands the standing on head but doesn’t realize the tag was faked. Nick tags back in for real, the Bucks whip Pac but Pac avoids the double superkicks! Pac throws Nick out, then throws Matt out to follow! Pac crawls for his corner but Nick is there to trip Fenix off the apron! Pac doesn’t tag out, and Matt gets in to rally fans up, but they boo.

Matt mockingly reaches for a tag, tags off Pac, and fires himself up! Matt rallies on Pac with big lariats, and mockingly does his old mannerisms. Matt brings Pac in to scoop and SLAM! Matt drops to his knees as if he’s emotional, and fans boo. But Pac gets up to CLOBBER Matt! Fans fire up now as both men are down and a standing count begins. Matt and Pac crawl for their corners, hot tags to Nick and Fenix! Fenix springboards to CROSSBODY! Fenix runs corner to corner but Nick dodges. Nick runs in but Fenix makes him straddle the rope! Matt runs in, Fenix intercepts with a kick and knuckle lock!

Fenix CHOPS Matt, goes up and up and SUPERKICKS Nick before he rebounds to SUPER STEINER Nick! SUPERKICK for Matt, Fenix handsprings to DOUBLE CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and no one can believe it! Pac returns, Fenix tags him in, and Death Triangle gets Nick set up, wheelbarrow to DUMDUM STOMPS! Then SUPERKICK to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!? The Bucks are still in this but fans are fired up! Pac drags Nick up but Nick jawbreakers! Tag to Matt and he runs in, but into a REBOUND GERMAN! Pac gets Matt back up with a dead lift, but Matt flails to get ropes! Fenix walks the tightrope to PENALTY KICK Matt!

Fenix FLIES to take Nick out, Pac GERMANS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Pac is beside himself but the fans are thunderous! Pac has Matt in a drop zone, he goes to a corner and climbs. Nick returns but Pac leaps over and comes back to BOOT! Matt SUPERKICKS Pac! Fenix SUPERKICKS Matt! Nick runs at Fenix, Fenix blocks the monkey flip, but Nick rebounds off ropes for a DESTROYER!! All four men are down but fans are thunderous again! “This is Awesome!” as Matt drags himself back into the ring. Fenix gets himself out of the ring while Matt and Pac stand. Pac and Matt throw forearms and haymakers back and forth, faster and faster!

Pac ROCKS Matt, runs in but Matt dumps him to the apron. Matt runs but Pac dumps Matt out! They brawl on the apron now! Pac HEADBUTTS Matt, but both Nick and Fenix trip their opponents off the apron! Fenix and Nick stare each other down, STEREO POISON-RANAS!! Nick takes Pac down, Fenix takes Matt down, but now they stare each other down. Fenix runs in, Nick tosses him over the railing, but Fenix lands on his feet! Fenix tries a springboard, but Nick SUPERKICKS him off the railing! Fenix still comes back, somersault CUTTER!! All four men are down on the outside now as fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!”

Fans hope these four “Fight Forever!” but there is a time limit. And now there’s a ring count. Fenix gets Matt up and into the ring at 5 of 10, then Pac follows. Pac and Matt stand, Pac RAMS Matt into the corner! Pac hoists Matt up top, tags Fenix, and Pac goes up to get Matt in a SUPERPLEX! Fenix goes right up for a FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?! Fenix doesn’t stop, he puts Matt back in the drop zone and Pac tags back in. BLACK ARROW! Pac covers, but Nick returns to barrel through Fenix and BREAK it! Fenix storms right at Nick and throws him, but Nick spins around to CLOBBER Fenix! Nick drags Matt to their corner, tags in, and Nick runs at Pac, but gets a BOOT!

Pac and Nick stagger, Nick runs in but Pac dodges, but Nick holds ropes to deny the German Suplex! LOW BLOW where the ref couldn’t see!! Fenix tags in, springboards, into a SUPERKICK!! Nick DEMASKS Fenix!! Insult, meet injury! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!!! Cover, the Bucks win!!

Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)

New Bucks? Old Bucks? Better bucks? Worse Bucks? All that and more! Don Callis is proud of these two, since they sold their souls to him! Will Matt & Nick continue to be the champions by any means necessary?

 

Backstage interview with Hangman Page and The Dark Order.

The number one ranked male singles wrestler and his new friends are here, and Alex Marvez wants to ask him about everything going on with Kenny Omega, the Good Brothers and the Young Bucks. Hangman chugs his drink then says he’s glad Marvez is here. Quick update on John Silver’s shoulder- Ow! Wait, isn’t it the other shoulder that was hurt? Yeah but Hangman’s slap to the arm hurt this one… Well give it another four to six weeks after some vitamins, prayers and egg rolls. Speaking of, Hangman’s gonna go get some egg rolls. Are the Dark Order in? YEAH! Alright! That didn’t answer…

Rehab time, Johnny! Silver lifts the bad arm all the way to 90 degrees! AWESOME! Will the Meat Man be back so that he and Alex Reynolds can chase those AEW Tag Team Championships?

 

Backstage interview with Mike Tyson & The Inner Circle.

The last time Tyson was in AEW, he and Jericho were enemies. That doesn’t seem to be the case anymore, but why? Jericho says it’s because over a month ago, when the Inner Circle received the most vicious beating of their careers from The Pineapp- No, the Pinnacle, they decided to change their ways, have a new attitude, and right some of the wrongs they’ve committed. Jericho called some of the people he felt he owed an apology to. The first was to Tyson, the greatest boxing champion ever. But after being at each other’s throats for over 10 years from a 2010 knockout on a Monday night, Jericho realized he has a lot of respect for Tyson, because Tyson has remained relevant and stand on top for 30 years, just like Jericho.

Jericho told Tyson how he felt, and Tyson said if Jericho ever needed anything, he’d be there. And that’s when Jericho asked Tyson to have their backs against “My Jerkoff Friend and his band of sour men.” Tyson had their backs, and will be the special enforcer for Jericho VS Dax, a man who just a few weeks ago, the Inner Circle put 10 stitches in his head. But though Tyson is the special enforcer, Jericho wants him to call this down the middle. Tyson says he’s firm but fair. So may the best man win. Tyson is happy to be a friend, but he won’t take a side. If Jericho messes up, Tyson will knock him out again. Tyson doesn’t want that, and Jericho doesn’t either because he still remembers that punch. But there it is! Tyson is fair, firm and enforcing the match tonight!

 

Red Velvet VS Jade Cargill!

Though Velvet and Cody Rhodes lost to the giants at the Crossroads, she and Jade are going to stir it up 1v1 to finally settle things! Will Velvet be serving up L’s? Or will Jade prove she is not just a storm, but #ThatBitch in AEW?

The second Jade jumps into the ring, Velvet attacks! The bell rings, they brawl and Velvet uses her boxing background to fire off! The ref backs Velvet off and Jade BOOTS Velvet right down! Jade clutches her arm but still stalks some trash. Velvet comes back to dropkick Jade into a corner! Jade kicks low and hard, then brings Velvet up to scoop. Velvet slips out to HOOK KICK! Jade staggers around, Velvet waits, and then baits Jade in to dump Jade out! Fans fire up as Velvet builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Jade hits railing! Fans are thunderous with Velvet as she stalks Jade. Velvet CLUBS Jade, whips her but Jade reverses to send Velvet into railing!

Jade scoops Velvet to taunt her friends, and then FALL AWAY SLAMS Velvet into the crowd of wrestlers! KiLynn King, Tesha Price and others are the collateral from that one! Jade goes into the ring, the others help Velvet up but she drags herself to ringside. Velvet is in at 5 of 10, and Jade smirks as she counts her abs. Jade ROCKS Velvet, hauls her up the ropes, and suplexes Velvet to hold her up for a SLAM! Jade kips up and she soaks up the heat as AEW goes picture in picture.

Jade stomps Velvet in a corner, stomps harder, and digs her boot in deep! Jade lets off as the ref counts, but Velvet fires off hands! Jade chokes Velvet into a buckle! The ref counts, Jade lets off and stomps Velvet again. Jade whips Velvet corner to corner so hard, Velvet goes through the gap and ends up on the apron! Jade drags Velvet back in, to ROPE GUILLOTINE! Jade drags Velvet over, turns her over and soaks up the heat as she drags Velvet back up. Jade talks trash but Velvet pie faces her! Jade pie faces back, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Velvet lands on her feet! Velvet swings on Jade but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives, Jade grows annoyed, and AEW goes to break.

AEW returns, Velvet SCREW HIGH KICKS Jade hard! Jade is in a corner, she dodges but then Velvet dodges and Jade POSTS herself! Fans rally with “Stir It Up!” as Jade and Velvet rise. Velvet LARIATS but Jade stays up! Velvet LARIATS again, Jade wobbles! Velvet dodges Jade to LEAPING LARIAT and bring Jade down! Fans are thunderous as Velvet runs and wheelbarrows, to BULLDOG! Velvet says, “I’M That Bitch!” Velvet stirs it up, has a taste, and STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! Velvet drags Jade to a drop zone, goes up top and MOONSAULTS but FLOPS as Jade moves! Jade drags Velvet into the chicken wings, JADED SLAM!! Cover, Jade wins!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall

Velvet miscalculates, and Jade gets another win off her! Will Jade drag Velvet out of the top five to head for the title in her own right?

 

Backstage interview with Britt Baker and Rebel.

The Doctor has been pulling double duty on Dark and Elevation, and she has “breaking news” regarding the AEW Rankings! Britt “respects” the system, and is now #3 at her 7-1 record for 2021. Anyone below her, irrelevant. But Red Velvet just lost by Jade Cargill, so she’s 5-1. Britt has two more wins than Velvet, so logic says she is now #2. And she promises she’ll work her way up the ranking so that she will be on Elevation this Monday. Then the people will get what we deserve: The Role Model as AEW Women’s’ World Champion, and not Hikaru Shida. Signed yours truly, Britt Baker, DMD.

 

Anthony Ogogo w/ The Factory VS Cole Karter!

The 2021 Olympic Middleweight Boxing Bronze Medalist for Team Great Britain is now here, QT Marshall, Nick Comoroto and Aaron Solow in his corner! Will #TheGovenah lay down the law for The Thoroughbred?

Ogogo gets in Karter’s face, then the bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock for a moment, and Ogogo puts Karter in a corner. Ogogo lets off, shoves Karter, but Karter comes back to get a waistlock. Ogogo pries free to switch, but Karter pries free to arm-drag! Ogogo BODY SHOTS hard! That’s a TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT!

Winner: Anthony Ogogo, by referee decision

The crown jewel of QT’s Factory hits hard and fast, and makes his money even faster! Will Ogogo go for gold, while also going for the jugular?

 

Miro speaks.

“Here I am. They told me to show up again today.” But Kip Sabian and Penelope Ford have been avoiding him. He wants to smooth things over, but Kip knows Miro hates wasting time. So Miro is moving on, with or without him, to become champion! IF you work for this company and have gold, you better pull a Kip and disappear before The Best Man finds you, too!

 

Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler VS Chris Jericho w/ Sammy Guevara, Special Enforce Mike Tyson!

The Pinnacle attacked the Inner Circle, the Inner Circle hit back, and we’re heading for BLOOD & GUTS! But before that, FTR wants to make sure Y2J understands who is who, and why he should #FearTheRevelation! But will Jericho make sure Dax is never, ever, EEEEEEVER the same… agayn?

Tully makes his entrance with FTR but he has to remember that other than Cash and the Spanish God, no other members of either faction is allowed ringside for this! The ref tells Tully to scram! Tully reluctantly steps out of the ring and up the ramp as the bell rings. Jericho and Dax stare down, circle and fire off fists! Jericho backs Dax down, rocks him and whips him, then CLOBBERS him! Dax flounders up and Jericho DECKS him! Dax bails out, regroups with Cash, and Jericho gets a CHAIR! Jericho brings that chair around but Tyson intercepts. This is not a disqualification match! Dax CLOBBERS Jericho! And bumps Jericho off the apron!

Dax CHOPS Jericho, then grabs Floyd the Baseball Bat, but Tyson takes the bat from him, too! Jericho ROCKS Dax, and whips him into railing! Jericho takes railing apart, drags Dax over and bumps him into a piece! Dax tears his way through the crowd, Jericho is after him and it’s a hockey scrum! Jericho chases Dax back to ringside, Sammy keeps Cash back, and the hands keep flying! Dax kicks Jericho, bumps him off buckles, then throws haymakers and stomps and CHOPS! Dax whips Jericho to ropes and CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Dax chokes Jericho on the ropes! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and Jericho CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! And again!

Jericho has Dax in a corner for point-blank clotheslines! Jericho whips, Dax bounces off buckles and Jericho CLOBBERS him again! Dax bails out, has the medics check his stitches, and Jericho storms over. Dax grabs Justin Roberts’ mic to BOP Jericho! Dax whips Jericho into the stage wall! Jericho grabs the timekeeper’s pen to JAB the stitches!! Jericho scoop SLAMS Dax to the floor, then confiscates a camera! Jericho gets good footage of Dax, and they both flip each other off! Jericho BOOTS Dax, gives the camera back and ROCKS Dax! Jericho puts Dax in the ring, stomps him around, then digs his knee into Dax’s head!

The ref counts, Jericho lets off, and whips. Dax turns Jericho around to POST him! Jericho falls to the floor, Dax gets him up and whips him into railing! Tyson is there to make sure Dax does this fair, and AEW goes picture in picture.

Dax stalks Jericho, but has to refresh the count first. Dax waits on Jericho, and he WRECKS him with a baseball slide dropkick! Dax smirks, goes out to fetch Jericho but Tyson gets in his face. Jericho kicks Dax low and put him back in! Dax CLUBS Jericho and knees him down on the return! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and Dax paces around. Dax sits Jericho up, claws his face, but stops as the ref reprimands. Dax CLUBS Jericho at ropes, chokes him, and claws his face! The ref counts, Dax lets off, and then snapmares Jericho to KICK him! Dax gets Jericho up, hoists him to the top rope, and climbs up to go after him. Jericho throws body shots then headbutts Dax down!

Jericho adjusts, Dax stands, Jericho CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO!! Dax is right up to CLOBBER Jericho! Dax paces around Jericho, drags him up by his hair, and AEW returns to single picture as he whips. Jericho blocks, Dax CHOPS, so Jericho CHOPS! It’s a CHOP fight! Jericho gets the edge, whips but Dax reverses, only for Jericho to run him over! Jericho runs to run Dax over with a shoulder! Fans fire up as Jericho runs but Dax puts him on the apron. Jericho goes up top fast, for FLYING AX HANDLES! Fans are fired up as Jericho runs to BULLDOG Dax down! And LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Cash is creeping so Tyson and the ref tell him to back off!

Jericho gets up, KICKS Dax in the side, then KICKS him again! Jericho runs but Dax ROCKS him! Jericho and Dax throw forearms back and forth, Dax gets the edge now, and he ROCKS Jericho! Dax runs but Jericho LARIATS! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives but fans fire up again. Fans rally up, Dax gets to a corner, Jericho storms in to clothesline! Jericho hoists Dax up top, CHOPS him, then climbs up. Jericho throws hands, Dax slips down to get Jericho for a rebound POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives and Dax is furious! Dax gets in Jericho’s face, SLAPS him while he’s down, then goes to a corner. Dax climbs, and FALLING HEADBUTTS but flops!

Jericho gets the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Dax endures, Cash is there and he CLUBS Jericho while the ref was distracted! Roll up, TWO! Tyson storms over to Cash but Sammy runs and CLOBBERS him! Dax whips, Jericho KICKS Dax away! Jericho runs but Dax ducks the elbow! BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Jericho still lives and Dax can’t believe it! Dax grits his teeth in frustration as he drags Jericho back up. Jericho pushes free to CODE BREAKER! But now The Pinnacle storms out to violate the ringside ban! The Inner Circle attacks them first!! MJF is still arguing with the ref but Ortiz gets him! It’s chaos on the ramp and the stage!

But Cash RAMS Sammy into the railing! Cash has Floyd, but Tyson has Cash! Cash swings but gets DECKED!! Cash just got knocked the F out! But Dax gets Jericho, only for Sammy to distract him! Jericho back drops free, JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall

The first shot has been fired, and the Demo God stands tall with his faction! Tyson joins Jericho in the ring to dare Pinnacle to do something! Jericho gets a mic to say, “As you pieces of trash leave, I want to make this official!” Iron Mike is an honorary member of the Inner Circle! Tyson is honored, will he stick by Jericho’s side through even Blood & Guts?

 

Backstage interview with The Young Bucks, and the rest of the Biz Cliz!

Matt & Nick, Kenny, Callis and the Good Brothers were just about to leave but Alex Marvez wants to talk with them. Clearly, these guys have changed the wrestling world again. Does AEW want a scoop? Well here’s the scoop! Get out of the way, Marvez! Callis has the mic to say, “If the wrestling world has learned one thing about all of us, it’s this: Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you haven’t seen anything.” When the Bucks came back into the fold as the greatest tag team of the last 2000 YEARS, they came back to the family. This isn’t the end of the story, this is just the beginning!

Omega says they’re listening to “the interwebs, the radios, the podcasts, the people on the telly,” they all want to know why he and the Bucks have changed. They haven’t changed! They just got sick and tired of being what we want them to be. They’re sick of you non-sport numb-nuts wanting them to be just like you! They’re not like you! They’re them! That’s where you find success! And that’s why wherever they go, the gold follows. Matt says that this is fine, this is great, but this isn’t all fun and games. Didn’t you see the match they had? Matches of the year just pour out of Matt’s ear! The Bucks are BACK, and the AEW Tag Division has been put on notice!

So whether it’s SCU, Jurassic Express, Best Friends, Butcher & Blade or whatever they go by, you’ve all got BTE Triggers with your damn names on them! Callis says this is what it is! You wanted the old Omega? You got him! You wanted the old Bucks? BAH GAWD, you got them, too! So if you learn one thing, learn this: prepare to be surprised again! The Bucks fake out the cameraman with superkicks, but then CALLIS Superkicks!! NERD! Will all of AEW soon belong to the Biz Cliz?

 

Thunder Rosa speaks.

“As you have seen, I’m not only taking over the AEW Women’s Division, I’m taking over the world.” She doesn’t just want the AEW Women’s World Championship, she wants the NWA Women’s World Championship! Rosa is back on top, and whoever wins between Hikaru Shida and Tay Conti, she’ll go after you and that title. And Serena Deeb, she’s been missed. She has something that belongs to Rosa, too. Rosa is waiting for everyone because she is going to take over everything!

 

Kris Statlander w/ Best Friends VS Amber Nova!

The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien is officially back in action, even after helping Orange Cassidy, Chuck Taylor & #JustTrent in Arcade Anarchy. Will she continue to be out of this world as she takes on Ms. Super Nova?

The bell rings and Kris wants to boop. She boops the ref! Kris and Nova tie up, go around, and Kris puts Nova in a corner. Nova goes up the ropes but Kris lets her go and Nova falls! Nova gets up in a huff, runs but Kris dodges to arm-drag her around! Kris then boops Nova! Fans fire up for the booping as Kriss blocks the heel kick! Kris spins Nova to ROCK her! Kris whips, scoops and POWERSLAMS! Fans fire up as Kris brings Nova back up. Nova hits back, kicks low, and pie faces her. “You’re not an alien!” Kris choke grips then military presses Nova to DROP her! Kris drags Nova into the handstand LEG DROP, and FLIPPING SENTON!

Kris gives a thumbs up and Cassidy returns it. Nova gets up, Kris runs corner to corner at her, and uppercuts! Kris goes side to side to KNEE Nova down! Nova flounders back up, Kris ROUNDHOUSES her back down! Kris gets Nova up, gut wrenches, tucks her in, and hits the BIG BANG THEORY!! Cover, Kris wins!

Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall

The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien is 100% and is definitely back! Group hug! But will Kris skyrocket into the top five to be back where she left off?

 

Backstage interview with Team Taz.

They made an offer to Christian Cage last week to join them, but have they heard back? It’s been just a week, but no they haven’t. Ricky Starks brings up that they waited months on Powerhouse Will Hobbs, no offense to him. But why waiting a week on Christian!? They shouldn’t even wait an hour! It doesn’t matter who he is! Taz tells Starks to calm down, it is annoying. But it is best for Team Taz, if they are to lock Christian in, to have Starks hang backstage since he’s getting a little heated. Brian Cage agrees, because Starks has been a little indifferent.

Taz doesn’t want to do this on camera, but maybe Brian should hang back, too. Let Taz, Hook and Hobbs handle this. Tonight, they will convince Christian to join up! But will that really be the case?

 

AEW returns and Tony Schiavone is in the ring!

There’s a lot to talk about, and he welcomes the one and only Captain Charisma! Christian Cage is back, and he asked for this time to say this is the first time these two have had a chance to do this! What a thrill! Tony Khan gave him an open challenge contract and he’s here to use it. He wants to #OutworkEveryone, so- But then Taz interrupts! It’s been a full week, and Taz doesn’t like that he didn’t get so much as a return text message after the amazing opportunity he offered! Christian didn’t even ACKNOWLEDGE Taz’s request. Is he in or out!? Christian says he was going to do this later on in private like a professional but he’s out here so let’s do this now.

Christian says Taz just admitted himself earlier, Team Taz is a bit of a dumpster fire right now. The thing is, Christian didn’t come here to help Taz fix his problems, but to win championships! Christian will give his answer, and it’s good that Taz is standing on those steps so they can be face-to-face. Christian’s answer… is NO! Oh, well here’s the deal, SHITBAG! As far as Taz’s height, standing on his wallet would make him 10 feet taller! Oh that bingo hall money? YEAH that bingo hall money! And AEW money, too! But Christian just made the biggest mistake ever! Taz never liked Christian or his stupid friend who carried his ass, and then he has the audacity to wear Taz’s colors out here!

Hobbs has Taz calm down, and then he goes to the ring. Is Hobbs answering the open challenge?! Hobbs swings on Christian but Christian dodges to fire off haymakers! Hobbs KNEES low, talks trash, then gets Christian up to scoop, but Christian slips out to hook the arms! Speaking off hook, Hook distracts Christian on the apron! Christian swipes at him, Hook gets away, and Christian turns around into Hobb’s BODY TACKLE! Hobbs looms over Christian, Hook regroups with his dad, and fans chant, “Team Taz Sucks!” as Hobbs throws Christian into railing! Hobbs hauls Christian up to RAM him into railing again! Christian flounders, Hobbs smirks as he looms over him, then talks more trash.

Hobbs hauls Christian back up to POP-UP FLAPJACK Christian to the floor! Christian crawls away but Taz and Hook are at the ramp. Hobbs snarls as he stalks Christian to the steel steps. Hobbs hauls Cage up to SMACK him off the steel! And then stand on his head against the steps! Hobbs lets off, and leaves Christian down on the ground in a heap! No open challenge match tonight, but will Christian demand he get payback on the Powerhouse?

 

AEW has big plans for next week!

With Thunder Rosa and Britt Baker both clamoring for their chance, the #1 Contender gets hers! Tay Conti takes on her friendly rival and recent tag partner, Hikaru Shida, for the AEW Women’s World Championship! Tay speaks, saying that consistent hard work leads to success, and that now is her time. Shida says she wants to wrestle in sold out arenas as champion. Now it’s time to fight! Who comes out of this with the gold around their waists?

And after what we just saw, Hobbs and Christian WILL have a match next week! Will Christian be able to outwork a pure, unadulterated powerhouse? And while Hangman is THE #1 contender in the Men’s Singles Division, Ricky Starks is nipping at his heels! Will Absolute push the Cowboy out of the way on the path to the Best Bout Machine? Then, as Best Friends being their revenge tour on Death Triangle, #JustTrent takes on Penta El Zero Miedo 1v1! Will this be the first in the series for Best Friends to get back at their old foes?

 

AEW TNT Championship Falls County Anywhere: Darby Allin VS Matt Hardy!

The Face of the Network may be Relentless, but if Big Money Matt is to be trusted, there won’t be interference from the Hardy Family Office. Will Darby really only have to worry about Hardy and not Butcher, Blade, Bunny and/or Private Party? Or is the truth rarely the truth with Hardy these days?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Big Money cashes in big time in the main event!

Hardy gets a chair right at the bell, and Darby is wary. Darby dodges the chair shot, fires off haymakers, then runs, but springboards into a SMACK! Darby writhes, Hardy gets the chair up to JAM him in the stomach! Hardy looms over Darby, lines up his shot and SMACKS him again! Darby writhes out of the ring, flounders around, and we see Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky watching from Darby’s usual perch. All Ego & The Face of the Revolution still feel snubbed so they want to see Darby get destroyed for it. Hardy runs but Darby avoids another chair shot to fire off forearms! Hardy JAMS Darby again, SMACKS him another time, and then puts the chair aside put dig hands into Darby’s face!

Hardy DECKS Darby, drags him up and brings him around to smear into the apron! Hardy dribbles Darby’s face off the apron, puts him in and then gets the chair again. Fans rally for Darby as Hardy paces. Hardy takes a seat to watch Darby crawl as fans chant, “Hardy Sucks!” Darby sits up but Hardy ROCKS him! And DECKS him! Hardy gets the chair again, paces around like a shark with blood in the water, and that’s literal because Darby’s back is cut up. Hardy JAMS Darby with the chair into the waist! Hardy gets Darby up but Darby ROCKS Hardy with big palm strikes! Darby fires off forearms, but Hardy kicks low! NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Hardy seethes as he gets the chair again. Hardy sits the chair up again, brings Darby over and BOUNCES Darby’s head off the seat! Fans boo, Hardy drags Darby back up but Darby is a rag doll! Hardy gets the chair, stalks Darby as the ref checks on him, and Hardy SMACKS Darby again! Fans boo but Hardy soaks up the heat while Darby writhes on the mat. Hardy drags Darby back over to the chair, puts Darby through the chair, and then brings Darby up! FULL METAL- NO! Darby fights free and uses the chair to RAM Hardy! And SMACK him with it! Darby fires off more SMACKS and fans want “One More Time!” Darby obliges and SMACKS again!

But here come Butcher, Blade & Bunny! That promise was just lip service! Butcher CHUCKS a trash can at Darby’s head!! Direct hit and Darby goes down! Private Party also join in, and Hardy has the HFO mug Darby! Quen & Kassidy stomp Darby, Butcher & Blade bring steel steps over! The steps are set up near a corner of the ringside area, but the Dark Order make the save! They go after the HFO, and IT’S STIIIIING! The Icon has his bat, he TOSSES Kassidy, JAMS Quen, and then brings Kassidy up to TOSS him at Quen! Sting gets in, gets the trash can and SMACKS Kassidy! Then Sting runs to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE Private Party out of the ring!

Hardy and Darby ended up by the timekeeper’s area and fans chant “This is Awesome!” as AEW goes picture in picture!

Darby throws hands on Hardy against the stage wall! Sting keeps on Private Party while all of Dark Order brawls with Butcher & Blade! Darby drags Hardy up, brings him around and bumps him off the apron. Darby gets the trash can, brings it out and SMACKS Hardy! And SMACKS him again! Hardy flounders, Darby brings him over, and goes to suplex. Hardy counters to GOURD BUSTER Darby onto the trash can! Uno & Stu RAM Butcher into stage wall, Sting SMACKS Kassidy off steel steps. Hardy covers, TWO! Darby is still in this, but Hardy chokes him on the timekeeper’s table! Hardy rains down rights while his HFO get mugged over and over.

Hardy backs off, Sting SMACKS Quen off steps. Darby gets up, Hardy ROCKS him again, and Hardy gets the trash can. Darby fights back with haymakers! Darby uses the crushed can to RAM Hardy down! Darby fires up while his allies keep HFO at bay. Darby brings Hardy around, CHOPS him against the stage wall, and Sting throws Private Party into each other. Hardy ROCKS Darby and whips him into the stage wall! Hardy staggers around, brings Darby back up, but Darby RAMS him into the stage! AEW returns to single picture as Darby whips but Hardy reverses. Darby leaps over steel steps but COLLIDES with railing! Fans lose their minds as Hardy pursues.

Sting and Private Party are in the ring again while Hardy covers Darby, TWO! Ethan Page & Scorpio Sky have appeared ringside! They creep up on Sting, but LANCE ARCHER is there! The Murderhawk Monster makes sure they stay back, and Sting gets Private Party in double dragon sleepers, but then he sees Archer getting in the ring?! Is Archer just staking a claim to the prey?! But then Archer drags Kassidy up to the top rope, inverted crucifix for the BLACKOUT BOMB!! Hardy bowls Darby through the crowd of wrestlers while Archer goes out to get Quen and Kassidy! Hardy chases Darby up the ramp, has a chair, but sees what happened to his HFO!

Darby gets the chair from him to JAM him! And tackle him for a rain of fists! Sting tosses Darby the bat! Almost a passing of the torch as Darby aims at Hardy. Hardy begs for mercy but he won’t get any, so Hardy LOW BLOWS first!! Darby drops the bat as Hardy gets two balls! Hardy puts Darby through another chair! FULL METAL TWIST OF FATE!!! Hardy crawls to cover Darby on the stage, TWO!?!?! Darby still lives and that shocks Hardy! Fans are thunderous, Hardy drags Darby up and throws him down the tunnel! They go to gorilla now as Hardy elbows away on Darby. Hardy BOWLS Darby into the monitors!

Hardy gets a ladder! Hardy sets it up near a table and he drags Darby over. Hardy puts Darby on the table, rains down rights and lefts, then climbs the ladder. Hardy powers up, and SUPER LEG DROPS through the table!! Cover in the wreckage, TWO!??!?! How did Darby survive!?! Hardy is furious and fans are thunderous as ever! Hardy drags Darby from the wreckage, back out the other tunnel to the stage. Hardy throws Darby and fans chant, “Hardy Sucks!” Darby crawls, Hardy points to where Sting’s bat ended up, and then drags Darby up. Hardy CLUBS away on Darby’s back, hauls him up, and Canadian racks, but Darby slips free to LOW BLOW! With interest!

Darby flounders but gets Sting’s bat back! Darby brings the bat to where Hardy is on the stage, and Hardy is by commentary. Darby rushes in to SLUG Hardy in the stomach, then the back, then JAM him in the head! Then he CRACKS Hardy in the ribs while he’s down! Darby SMACKS all the monitors off the commentary table! Fans fire up with his rage as Darby chokes Hardy! Darby drags Hardy onto the announce desk and then JAMS Hardy in the head! Darby won’t end it here, he goes up to the girders!! SUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Cover, Darby wins!!

Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Hardy said he’d show us how extreme he can still be, but Darby showed us what “extreme” really means! The Face of the Network is STILL Relentless, but who’s next to roll the dice with him?


My Thoughts:

What a great episode! A lot of great progress in the stories, great action in the matches, it’s just great. The tag titles opening has become the natural move for AEW, and it was a great match with the Bucks showing us their new Heel personas that really do poke fun at everything they’ve been before this point. Their promo before the match to actually open the episode was also good to put that in perspective, and we got a good group promo with them and this new form of the Elite/Bullet Club. Callis giving the superkick was a nice little twist, I wonder if another group of five steps up to take these guys on in maybe not Blood & Guts but a Stadium Stampede sequel.

If it were anyone, it should be Hangman and the main four of Dark Order, i.e. Uno, Stu, Reynolds & Silver. Hangman is the #1 contender, is going to have an absolutely awesome match with Ricky Starks next week, and will certainly circle back to facing Omega again. It was good story that he ignored the questions about the new Elite during the interview, because he’ll have to face them eventually, but he can’t deal with that right now so he won’t. Silver is almost back from his bad arm, he and Reynolds can have some great matches with the Good Brothers. The Bucks are going to have great matches with any team they face, I hope they work from #5 to #1 in a countdown.

If SCU maintains their #1 rank, they can really build the “titles or bust” story for Daniels & Kazarian until they have just the most amazing match AEW has seen yet, and the crowd either explodes because SCU wins the titles, or still explodes because SCU loses their last match together. It’s how things have to go, it just has to. Velvet VS Cargill was great, and naturally Cargill won to maintain her strength. She needs to be getting more matches in, though. She needs to catch up to that top five to really make her feel like she is this strong. Speaking of, I like that Britt is giving us the ranking updates “in real time” to add onto her story of making AEW accountable for saying wins and losses matter.

Rosa had a really good promo to restate her mission to get both women’s titles, and Shida VS Tay happening next week is awesome! It’s been a point of contention that AEW hasn’t put as much into their Women’s Division but now they are and that’s great. I don’t think Tay takes the title off Shida, because there’s also Double or Nothing 2021 to consider. Shida could have a big defense as the one year anniversary to getting the title off Nyla Rose, so maybe that is where Britt or Rosa gets their shot and their own big PPV title win. And after that, things freshen up as Britt or Rosa takes on the other contenders, from Big Swole to Red Velvet to Kris Statlander, who also got back on track with her return win.

Team Taz ups the ante with Christian Cage as the open challenge never really happens. I would still harp on Christian not really being a workhorse but he did take a lot of bumps from Hobbs here so that was a good amount of work. Christian VS Hobbs will be very good, and I did like that we got more dysfunction in the team with Starks and Brian Cage. That FTW Championship match is still happening, I am sure of it. Miro’s ultimatum to Kip and all the title holders was great. I’m pretty sure Kip lets Miro do things his own way, and Miro goes right for the TNT title.

And of course, that TNT Championship Falls Count Anywhere was AMAZING. Naturally, the HFO did NOT stay out of this, they had great brawling with the Dark Order, and it’s great for Darby to get the win. Darby can probably keep winning until Double or Nothing, maybe against Miro, maybe against either Ethan Page or Scorpio Sky since they’re still hanging around, or maybe even Archer since he got in on things. The TNT Championship definitely is where the real workhorses wrestle, and whoever wins this title could probably go against Christian Cage at some point because of his #OutworkEveryone catchphrase.

My Score: 9.4/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (4/13/21)

ANOTHER Dark Sweet Sixteen!

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AEW Dark is Big Money with Matt Hardy!

AEW Dark goes big with Big Money Matt, The Dark Order and Team Taz! Will Hardy have momentum going in his TNT Championship match with Darby?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jay Lyon & Midas Black; SCU wins and stays a team.
  • Matt Sydal VS Luther; Sydal wins.
  • Alan Angels & Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Hayden Backlund & Kit Sackett; Angels & Vance win.
  • Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Jake Manning; Cabana wins.
  • Red Velvet & Big Swole w/ KiLynn King VS Amber Nova & Queen Aminata; Velvet & Swole win.
  • Aaron Solow w/ The Factory VS Fuego del Sol; Solow wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Stone Rockwell, Mike Magnum & Andrew Palace; The Gunn Club wins.
  • Madi Wrenkowski VS KiLynn King; King wins.
  • Matt Hardy w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Ken Broadway; Hardy wins.
  • Evil Uno & Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales & Spencer Slade; The Dark Order wins.
  • Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Shawna Reed; Britt wins.
  • Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz VS Carlie Bravo & Dean Alexander; Cage & Starks win.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Leila Grey; Nyla wins.
  • The Varsity Blondes VS Prince Kai and Will Allday; The Varsity Blondes win.
  • Lance Archer w/ Jake the Snake VS Cole Karter; Archer wins.
  • Ryan Nemeth w/ JD Drake VS Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order; Reynolds wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tag Career on the Line: SoCal Uncensored VS Jay Lyon & Midas Black!

Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian start off Dark by putting their partnership on the line! They’ve been going strong ever since starting this self-challenge, but will the Fallen Angel and Heavy Metal Rebel suddenly fall apart?

The teams sort out, Kaz starts with Midas and they circle. Fans rally up, Kaz and Midas tie up, and Kaz waistlocks to slam Midas down! Kaz facelocks, grinds Midas down, but Midas fights up and around. Kaz hammerlocks Midas to then headlock, but Midas powers out. Kaz runs Midas over, things speed up and Kaz blocks a hip toss to arm-drag then CLOBBER Midas! Kaz stays between Midas and Lyon and he CHOPS Midas down! Kaz CHOPS Midas in the open corner, puts him back in and then bumps him off Daniels’ boot! Tag to Daniels, he stays between Midas and Lyon to gut wrench suplex! Daniels wags his finger at Lyon then goes back to Midas.

Fans rally, Daniels throws hands on Midas then scoops, but Midas slips around to shove Daniels into Lyon’s kick! Lyon tags in, he scoops and spins around, then SLAMS Daniels down! Midas sets up the hoop, Lyon dives through it to SENTON Daniels! Cover, TWO! Lyon drags Daniels up to throw forearms, then whips Daniels to ropes. Daniels ducks and dodges to kick Lyon, and STO! Fans fire up with SCU as Daniels tags Kaz in. SCU mugs Lyon, Kaz brings him around and whips into Daniels’ BOOT! SCU gets Lyon with a HIGH LOW! Midas runs into boots! They whip Midas and pop him up for the NECKBREAKER BOMB COMBO!

Lyon staggers into a gut wrench, and gets the BEST MELZTER EVER! Cover, SCU wins!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (still a tag team)

And The Addiction continues! They’ll be watching Young Bucks VS Death Triangle very closely, who will they get to face on the other side of Dynamite?

 

Matt Sydal VS Luther!

The Yoga Monster and SNAKEMAN are staying in the back so that this will be a 1v1 fight of men with third eyes! Whose sight will be 20/20/20 vision and find their path to victory?

The bell rings and the two compare third eyes, but Luther kicks low and fires off haymakers! Luther snapmares but Sydal handsprings through! Sydal deflects a boot, KICKS away on a leg, then STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal CLUBS Luther, KICKS his leg, then whips him to ropes. Luther reverses, Sydal sunset flips, TWO! BUTTERFLY STRETCH! Lyther endures, Sydal pokes his third eye, but Luther fights up! Cover, TWO! Luther BOOTS Sydal, ROCKS him and stomps him! Luther bumps Sydal off the buckles, CLUBS him in the back, and then whips Sydal corner to corner to run in and clothesline!

Sydal sputters, Luther kicks him and digs his fingers into Sydal’s two normal eyes! Luther chokes Sydal on the ropes, the ref counts, Luther lets off. Luther says HE has the third eye! And then he argues with the ref, drags Sydal up, and kicks back. Fans rally and duel as Sydal catches Luther for a roll-up, TWO! Luther kicks Sydal, reels him in but Sydal gets around to waistlock. Luther elbows free, runs but into a WHEEL KICK! Fans fire up as Sydal gets up. Luthre stands to get more KICKS! Sydal SOBATS Luther down and fans fire up again! Sydal drags Luther up, fisherman for the BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Luther survives and Sydal is shocked!

Luther gets up, Sydal runs in and BRONCO BUSTERS! Sydal has Luther floundering into a drop zone! Sydal springboards but Luther trips him up! Sydal tumbles out to the floor, Luther goes out to KICK Sydal, then whip him hard into railing! Fans rally and duel again, Luther drags Sydal up and scoops him, to SLAM him into railing! Sydal flops down, Luther refreshes the ring count, and Luther stomps Sydal down. Fans rally, Luther drags Sydal up to mock Mike Sydal in the crowd, and throw Matt Sydal into more railings! Mike cheers Matt on but Luther tells him to shut up. Luther puts Matt in, drops knees on his back, and then throws down fists!

Luther drags Sydal up, scoops him, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Luther bends Sydal in a backbreaker rack, Sydal endures, so Luther shoves him down. Luther gets Sydal up to KICK his legs! Sydal KICKS back, and it’s a KICK fight! Sydal KICKS more and more, then fakes Luther out to QUESTION MARK! Luther shrugs that off to GERMAN SUPLEX! Sydal flounders up into a BOOT! Luther drags Sydal back up, reels him in, and calls for his shot, but Sydal slips out! Sydal ducks the kick to ROUNDHOUSE! Sydal hooks Luther up, LIGHTNING SPIRAL!! Cover, Sydal wins!

Winner: Matt Sydal, by pinfall

Luther’s third eye lost its focus and Sydal struck him down! Will Matt be flying higher as AEW moves into the Spring?

 

Alan Angels & Preston Vance w/ The Dark Order VS Hayden Backlund & Kit Sackett!

Numbers 5 & 10 combine forces again, looking to prove that all of the Dark Order’s tag teams are top five material! Vance won big on his own on Elevation, will he and Angels fly even higher together?

The teams sort out and Vance starts with Sackett. Negative One gives some last minute coaching, then Vance and Sackett circle. They tie up, Vance hammerlocks then headlocks to the takeover. Vance grinds Sackett, Sackett fights up and powers Vance to ropes. The ref counts, Sackett lets off but then comes back to headlock again. Vance powers out and runs Sackett over! Things speed up, Vance gets under the hurdle to hit another headlock takeover! Fans cheer, Sackett fights up but Vance wrenches. Angels tags in, Vance whips Sackett and then back drops him! Angels is up top for a basement missile dropkick!

Angels drags Sackett up, throws forearm after forearm after forearm! Angels unleashes then KICKS Sackett down! Angels glares at Backlund, but Sackett rakes Angels’ eyes! Tag to Backlund, he and Sackett mug Angels to then double whip him corner to corner. Angels goes up and over Sacket, under Backlund, then RANAS Backlund into giving Sackett a spear! Angels then ATHLETIC PLEXES Backlund away! Angels has Backlund on the apron, suplexes him but Backlund slips free! Sackett tags in as Backlund ducks and dodges, and Sackett CLOBBERS Angels! Sackett back suplexes but Angels lands on his feet, tag to Vance!

Vance rallies on Sackett, has him in a corner and BOOTS him! Vance scoops, Sackett slips out and then shoves, only to run into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance powers up but Backlund drags him out! Vance dodges Backlund, Angels ROUNDHOUSES Backlund down! Sackett builds speed but into a KNEE! Angels then adds his “THIS IS GONNA SUCK!” CROSSBODY! FULL NELSON!! Vance thrashes Sackett into going to sleep, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: Alan Angels & Preston Vance, by submission

The Dark Order is three duos deep as the nickel ‘n’ dime package gets another win! Will 5 & 10 be joining the top five in time for Dynamite’s AEW World Tag Team Championship match?

 

Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Jake Manning!

BOOM BOOM! The Dark Order continues as Cabana welcomes “Mr. Elite” to All Elite! Will Manning prove he belongs here? Or will he decide to #JoinDarkOrder?

The bell rings and “The Man Scout” reluctantly puts his scout manual away. Manning and Cabana tie up, and Cabana scoop SLAMS Manning! Cabana waits on Manning to get up, but Manning goes back to his book. Manning says his back hurts, and that his manual advises against such situations. The ref gets Manning to put the book back down and continue the match. Manning and Cabana tie up, Manning waistlocks but Cabana reaches down to trip him up. Cabana runs, cartwheels over and scoops Manning to SLAM him again! Manning scrambles back to his manual again, reads but Cabana snatches it away!

Cabana takes the book on a game of cat ‘n’ mouse with Manning, then tosses it to roll Manning up, TWO! Now there’s a tug-o-war for the book! The ref takes it away and Manning CLOBBERS Cabana! Manning clubs Cabana, throws forearms, but now it’s a brawl! Cabana ROCKS Manning, whips but Manning reverses to sunset Cabana into buckles! Cover, TWO!! Manning is shocked but he goes up top. Fans rally, Manning leaps, but into a HAYMAKER! Manning staggers around into DOUBLE CHOPS! Cabana JABS and JABS, flips, flops and flies, BIONIC ELBOW! FLYING APPLE in the corner, and then Cabana goes up top. Cabana leaps, hops again as Manning moves, SPLASH! Cover, TWO!

Cabana stands Manning up to CHOP! And CHOP! Manning ducks the chop to hit a LETHAL COMBINATION! Cover, TWO!! Manning can’t believe it! Manning goes up top but Cabana anchors his foot, to trip him up! Cabana gets the legs, turns Manning around, BILLY GOAT’S CURSE!! Manning taps, Cabana wins!

Winner: Colt Cabana, by submission

Negative One gets Manning’s book to look through it, and then throws it to the trash! Will Dark Order continue to roll on through the rankings in all divisions?

 

Red Velvet & Big Swole w/ KiLynn King VS Amber Nova & Queen Aminata!

This winning combination is back together again, right before Velvet is about to have her 1v1 rematch with Jade Cargill! Will Velvet and Swole be sweet, not sour, before Velvet takes on the power of #ThatBitch?

The teams sort out, Swole starts against Nova and the two circle as fans rally. Swole and Nova tie up, Swole shoves Nova away, and Aminata tags in already. Aminata says she’s got this, and Swole mocks her. Things speed up, Swole drop toeholds to then basement dropkick! Aminata hits back with body shots and a big forearm, but Swole forearms back! Swole whips Aminata to the corner and ROCKS her with an uppercut! Tag to Velvet, they double whip and trip Aminata up to then hurdle, elbow and Cover, ONE! Aminata tags out to Nova, she and Velvet tie up and Nova headlocks. Velvet powers out, Nova runs her over, and things speed up again, but Velvet calf kicks Nova down!

Velvet drags Nova up, Nova uppercuts! Nova NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Nova knocks Velvet down, talks trash, then drags Velvet up to bump her off buckles. Tag to Aminata and she fires forearms then a snapmare. Aminata hushes the crowd to then KICK Velvet on the back! Cover, TWO! Aminata brings Velvet up to whip her into Nova’s headscissors and DEADLY NIGHTSHADE! Swole protests, the ref reprimands, Aminata HIP ATTACKS Velvet in the corner! Cover, TWO! Velvet survives but Aminata smirks, runs and kicks but Velvet gets under it! Hot tag to Swole, and Swole CLOBBERS Aminata!

Swole rallies with forearms, ROUNDHOUSES Nova, but Aminata ducks the kicks to get the HEADBUTT! Aminata keeps moving, Swole SPEARS her down! Cover, Nova breaks it! Velvet fires off on Nova, Swole fires off on Aminata, then they trade to EuroUpper! DOUBLE BASEMENT COMPLETE SHOTS! Swole drags Aminata by her legs but Aminata kicks her away! Hot tags to Nova and Velvet! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks and CHEF’S KISS!! Cover, Velvet & Swole win!

Winners: Red Velvet & Big Swole, by pinfall

The combination known as #Swolvet is getting stronger! But here comes Jade Cargill! She wants to stir up trouble again, but Swole and King try to keep Velvet back. She blows past them to DIVE and take out Jade at the ramp! They brawl on the ramp, referees rush to stop this, and both King and Swole stay between Velvet and Jade! This is where it stops for now, but this is definitely going to explode on Dynamite!

 

Aaron Solow w/ The Factory VS Fuego del Sol!

QT Marshall and Nick Comoroto won big for their brand new faction, and now it’s time for the Extra Talented to get his! Will he put out the Fire of the Sun and prove everyone should come work for The Factory?

Fuego stares down QT and Comoroto, but Solow BLINDSIDES him! The bell rings and Solow stomps Fuego down! Fans jeer as Solow RAMS Fuego into buckles! Solow kicks Fuego, backs off then drags Fuego up to scoop him for a SLAM! Solow runs to drop a BIG knee! Fans boo but Solow blows kisses. Solow stomps Fuego to a corner, drags Fuego up and CHOPS him! Solow brings Fuego up to EXPLODER! Fuego tumbles all the way to the other corner, and Solow grins as he hurries over to choke Fuego on ropes! The ref counts, Solow lets off and drags Fuego back up. Fans rally for Fuego and he throws body shots, but Solow DECKS him!

Solow scoops Fuego to SLAM him into buckles! Solow talks trash, fans still rally but Solow drags Fuego up to stomp and kick him. Solow toys with Fuego but Fuego fires off! Solow blocks a kick, flips Fuego but he lands on his feet to ENZIGURI! Fuego runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Fuego keeps going to RAM into Solow! Fuego cradles to the FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Solow scrambles up but Fuego is up top! Fuego leaps but Solow gets under, Things speed up, Fuego tilt-o-whirls but no DDT! SCREW HIGH KICK! Solow fires up now, QT tells him to finish this! Solow obeys, underhooks Fuego’s arm for a TRAPPED ARM PEDIGREE! Cover, Solow wins!

Winner: Aaron Solow, by pinfall

The Extra Talented put something extra on that one! Will The Factory dominate all of AEW?

 

Ryan Nemeth speaks.

“Every week, every show, every match, every opponent, The Hollywood Hunk proves he is a dominant force in AEW.” Looking at the numbers alone, Nemeth wins nearly half the time. Whether it’s Nemeth and Reynolds with Negative One, Tay Conti, whoever, Nemeth isn’t afraid of the cronies. Reynolds is technically sound, good looking, and a winner. But he is no hunk. Will Nemeth be looking his best against Number 3 of the Dark Order?

 

Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Stone Rockwell, Mike Magnum & Andrew Palace!

Billy and his boys are still rolling as an undefeated trio! But they’re up against some pretty big guns on the other side! Will the Gunn Club finally be outdrawn in the Dark?

The teams sort out, and after rock-paper-scissors, Colten starts against Rockwell the Indiana Jones cosplayer. Fans rally for Colten as Rockwell offers a handshake. Colten asks what’s going on and Papa Gunn says not to fall for it. Fans want Colten to shake his hand, but Rockwell rushes in! Colten gets the arm, wrenches, but Rockwell pulls hair to get the wrench! Colten wrenches it back, Rockwell RAMS him into a corner! Rockwell lets off to body shot hard! Rockwell whips, Colten runs him over! Colten runs, things speed up, Colten whips Rockwell again and then comes back for a NECKBREAKER! Tag to Austin, Palace tags in but Austin whips.

Palace reverses, Austin dodges and trips Palace up to THROWBACK! Austin fires off hype bullets, tags in Billy, and they whip Palace to body shot and BOOT! Magnum tags in, fans fire up with Billy as he and the “Starving Artist” circle. Magnum kicks and haymakers, runs to duck and dodge, but Billy CLOBBERS him! “SUCK IT!” The ref reprimands but Billy drags Magnum  up. Billy suplexes and SLAMS Magnum down! Cover, Palace and Rockwell break it! Austin runs in to CROSSBODY them both down! Billy tags Colten, he gets Magnum up, COLT 45! Cover, the Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

The Gunns shoot down the Magnum, and are now 12-0 as a trio! Will this lead them to big things in AEW in the near future?

 

Madi Wrenkowski VS KiLynn King!

Ms. Reality takes on The King as both of them look to climb the ranks of the AEW Women’s Division! Will Madi make King face the reality that she’s not ready for the big time?

The bell rings, the two circle, King dodges Madi to fire off forearms. King whips, arm-drags Madi around, then kicks low and hard. King runs to basement boot Madi out! Fans fire up as King drags Madi up, but Madi trips King! Madi drags King out but King hits back! King ROCKS Madi with forearms but Madi RAMS King into the apron, RAMS her into the barrier, then RAMS her back the other way! Madi ROCKS King, CHOPS her, but King grits her teeth. Madi puts King in the ring, fires off kicks, then runs, to SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Madi keeps on King with knees and a BIG FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! King survives and Madi argues with the ref but the count is fair.

Fans rally, Madi gets King up and clubs her on the back. Madi runs but King dodges the boot to CLOBBER her! Things speed up, King blocks a punch to ROUNDHOUSE then GERMAN SUPLEX! Madi flounders, King runs corner to corner and SHOTGUNS Madi into buckles! King goes corner to corner again but misses! Madi runs in but the monkey flip is caught! Madi fights free of the grip but King hits KINGDOM FALL!! Cover, King wins!

Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall

Madi ended up facing reality that she isn’t ready to dethrone The King! But will King prove she can be the champion of this division?

 

Alex Reynolds speaks.

“Tonight, State Farm presents: The Hollywood Hunk, Ryan Nemeth VS The Handsome Devil, Alex Reynolds.” Negative One says Nemeth was his babysitter. He sat on Negative One? Negative One is fired up, and wants to attack! Relax, Nemeth isn’t in the camera. Save it for the ring. Reynolds says that he isn’t taking this lightly. He and John Silver talked with the State Farm Superfan, Aaron, and came up with some moves to debut tonight. Reynolds has tricks up his sleeves. He won’t just win this for him or the Dark Order, but for Aaron and State Farm! Because like a good neighbor~, State Farm is there~! Will Nemeth need insurance for what could happen to his good looks?

 

Matt Hardy w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Ken Broadway!

The truth is the truth, and the truth is that Big Money Matt is going for gold! But will Hardy be rolling into his TNT Championship showdown with Darby Allin?

Broadway also knows how to make it rain, and the HFO scoop up some of that to add to their revenue. The bell rings and Darby Allin is watching from his usual spot in the bleachers. Broadway and Hardy tie up, Hardy wrenches to an elbow breaker then a wristlock. Broadway spins and wrenches and wristlocks back! Hardy wrenches, headlocks, but Broadway powers out, only for Hardy to pull hair! Hardy headlocks again, Broadway throws body shots and powers out this time, only for Hardy to run him over! Hardy drags Broadway up to bump him off buckles, and again and again and again and again! Hardy stops as the ref counts, and he watches Broadway flounder.

Hardy gets Broadway up to SLAP him in the corner! Hardy runs in but Broadway dodges to CHOP! Hardy turns things around to CHOP again! Hardy throws forearms, but Broadway fires back! Broadway climbs up, but Hardy carries him to HOTSHOT him off ropes! Hardy gets Broadway up to bend him against the ropes, and Private Party mocks Broadway. Hardy CLUBS Broadway, throws forearms in a corner, but lets off to run in, only for Broadway to elbow back! Broadway BOOTS Hardy down, climbs up the corner, and MOONSAULTS, but FLOPS! Hardy gets him for a SIDE EFFECT!

Hardy shouts, “The truth is the truth!” He points to Darby and says, “This is you tomorrow night!” Hardy drags Broadway up for a TWIST OF FATE! Darby dares Hardy to bring it, but Hardy drags Broadway into THE LEECH HOLD!! Broadway taps, Hardy wins!

Winner: Matt Hardy, by submission

The HFO celebrates with Hardy but Darby still dares Hardy to bring it as he holds up his TNT Championship. Hardy gets a mic and tells Darby, “Listen to me very closely. Tomorrow nigh to Dynamite, in Falls Count Anywhere, I am going to show you just how extreme Big Money Matt can still be! And I promise you, Darby, I am going to leech the TNT title from around your waist!” Will Hardy put his money where his mouth is when he and Darby can fight all over Daily’s Place?

 

Evil Uno & Stu Grayson w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales & Spencer Slade!

We saw big wins for the Dark Order with Cabana, Angels and Vance, but now the OG get in the ring! Will Players One and Two not be left behind by their recruits?

The teams sort out, Stu starts with Slade and CLOBBERS him! And again! Stu scoops, Slade escapes and shoves him, tag to Vary! Vary leaps, into Stu’s arms! Stu RAMS Vary into the corner, tags to Uno and he elbows Vary! Uno whips Stu into Vary for a forearm, then Stu whips Vary into Uno’s BOOT! Vary tags Slade, Uno blocks his boot! Uno promises to put the foot down, and then throws Slade to STOMP the hands! Uno DECKS Slade, tags Stu, and they combine for the springboard elbow drop SIDEWALK SLAM! Vary runs into a kick! The Dark Order pinball Vary around, TOSS POWERBOMB! Tag to Uno, they get Slade up, FATALITY!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

The originals win fast, but then have to keep Negative One from tearing into Slade! Will Uno & Stu lead the way for the Dark Order into tag team supremacy?

 

Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Shawna Reed!

The Doctor is doing double duty as she’s on Dark after being on Elevation! Though she calls the AEW system BS, will Britt still get another win to head towards the AEW Women’s World Championship?

The bell rings and Reed rushes Britt with forearms! Britt shoves her away, they speed up, and Britt hits a NECKBREAKER! Britt gets Reed up, BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Reed flounders to a corner, Britt pulls Reed’s pigtails into the corner! Britt lets off to then ROCK Reed! Reed turns things around to fire off furious fists! Reed whips, Britt reverses and redirects but Reed sidesteps, only for Britt to hit SLINGBLADE! Fans boo but Britt spells it out for us, only for Reed to roll her up! TWO, but Reed basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Reed drags Britt up, fisherman but Britt wrenches free to kick low! Britt reels Reed in to FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER!

Britt checks her teeth, then drags Reed around by her hair. SUPERKICK! Britt says hold on, and she SUPERKICKS again! Britt gets the glove, puts it on, and drags Reed into the Rings of Saturn, and the LOCKJAW!! Reed taps, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

The Doctor smothers the schoolgirl to teach her a lesson: Don’t punch above your proverbial weight class. Will Britt become the role model and the workhorse of the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Brian Cage & Ricky Starks w/ Team Taz VS Carlie Bravo & Dean Alexander!

The #AbsoluteMachines have been rather dysfunctional lately, but the old saying is that winning fixes everything. Will Cage & Starks take care of the #GoonPlatoon and The Sensation and put the past behind them?

The teams sort out and Starks starts with Bravo. Bravo and Starks circle, they tie up, and Starks headlocks. Starks grinds Bravo but Bravo powers out. Bravo hurdles but Starks whips him hard to the outside! Starks distracts the ref so Hook can CLOBBER Bravo! Bravo flounders up only for Will Hobbs to CLOBBER him! Hook gets Bravo in and Starks drags Bravo up. Tag to Cage, Starks scoops Bravo to hand him over to Cage. Cage does bicep curls then TOSSES Bravo! Alexander runs in but Starks intercepts with a kick! Starks helps Cage get Alexander up, for a POWEBOMB! Starks then gets Bravo set up for Cage and Cage climbs up to DEAD LIFT SUPERPLEX!

Cage fires up, “Who betta?!” Cage sees Starks get in because he wants to get Alexander up. Fireman’s carry and another hand-off, for Cage to F5!! Taz is confused as to why Starks is doing all this, as Starks gets Bravo up and tells Cage to end this! Cage suplexes to DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Team Taz wins!

Winners: Brian Cage & Ricky Starks, by pinfall

Starks gets a lot of assists here, and shares in the win as he hands Cage his FTW Championship. Is this a sign that Team Taz is united? Or is Starks being that passive aggressive?

 

Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Leila Grey!

The Native Beast is hungry for another chance at the AEW Women’s World Championship, and she’s got a Top Tier appetizer in front of her! Will this be a bite-sized snack before going after the champ?

As Vickie makes her entrance, she shrilly shouts, “EXCUSE ME!!” Though, when is it ever not shrill? Anyway, Vickie storms down to the ring to tell Justin Roberts SUCKS, and decides to do this right! Now get the HELL out of the ring! Vickie introduces “the most feared and destructive woman in all of wrestling history,” Vickie’s client, NYLA ROSE! Then Vickie demands fans give Nyla a standing ovation just for the entrance. Nyla gets in the ring, the bell sounds, and Nyla CLOBBERS Grey! Nyla bumps Grey off buckles, fires off body shots, then whips Grey corner to corner. Grey goes up but gets caught for a POWERSLAM!

Nyla stalks Grey to the apron, Vickie laughs at Grey’s pain, but Grey hotshots Nyla away! Grey runs and lariats, but Nyla stays up! Grey tries again and again, then dropkicks a leg out! Nyla still stands but Grey knee lifts! Nyla CLOBBERS her again! Nyla drags Grey up, reels her in and LARIATS her down! “I own this ring!” Nyla bumps Grey off buckles, stomps her then tosses her! Nyla fires up, runs corner to corner and back body blocks! Then she runs to SPEAR Grey down! Nyla drags Grey up, reels her in and hits a BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Grey is going to be black ‘n’ blue in the morning after this one. Vickie says she told us so! Nyla grins as she gets a taste, but will her appetite only be appeased when she gets after Hikaru Shida?

 

The Varsity Blondes VS Prince Kai and Will Allday!

Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. have been on a roll, but there’s still a long road ahead of them. Will the Ivy League MVP and Bulletproof BPJ get another A+ after taking on the Prince Charming of Wrestling and Mr. All Day Every Day?

The teams sort out, BPJ starts against Allday, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Allday arm-drags BPJ away. BPJ runs back to tie up again, gets the arm and wrenches. BPJ YANKS the arm, wrenches more, but Allday rolls and rolls then handsprings to wrench back. BPJ rolls, handsprings and rolls to then BOP Allday in the head! BPJ arm-drags Allday down to drag him over to tag Griff. Griff elbows Allday’s arm, then wrenches to an arm-drag and armlock. Allday fights up, Griff wrenches, tags BPJ in and the Blondes double wrench to snapmare. KICK and a LEG DROP, brother! Cover, TWO!

BPJ clamps onto Allday with a keylock, wristlock then top lock. Allday fights but BPJ wrenches through. BPJ CHOPS Allday, whips him away but Allday turns things around and Kai gets a cheap shot in! Allday CLOBBERS BPJ, covers, TWO! Kai tags in and clubs BPJ down, though Allday didn’t see that coming. Kai bumps BPJ off buckles, stomps him down, and soaks up the heat. Kai runs into a big elbow! BPJ runs, Kai slides under but BPJ ducks. Kai ducks and NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Kai seethes but tells Allday, “That’s how you do it!” Kai underhooks but BPJ wrenches free. Kai blocks the kick, BPJ dodges the punch and tags in Griff!

Griff rallies on Kai and Allday! Griff CLOBBERS Kai, CLOBBERS Allday, BOOTS Kai then BACK DROPS Allday! Fans fire up as the Ivy League SPLASH hits! Griff whips Kai into Allday to SPLASH SANDWICH! Fireman’s carry but Kai rolls Griff up, TWO! Kai ROCKS Griff! BPJ tags in, Griff IVY LEAGUE ELBOWS, BPJ springboard LARIATS! Cover, the Blondes win!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

Griff and BPJ are rolling! Can they get any hotter before going for tag team championships?

 

Lance Archer w/ Jake the Snake VS Cole Karter!

Much to his surprise, the Murderhawk Monster has Sting’s support in going for the top! Will he use that motivation to maul his way back to a title?

Archer gets in the ring and BOOTS Karter right down! Jake the Snake chuckles on commentary as the bell rings. Karter fires back but Archer knees low, CLUBS him down, and hauls him up to reel him in. Karter dodges, leaps, but bounces off! Archer stomps Karter, hauls him up and puts him in a corner to fire off heavy hands! Archer whips Karter hard into the corner and Karter bounces off again! Archer hauls Karter up for a suplex TOSS! Archer drags Karter up, SLAPS him, but Karter fires back again! Archer ROCKS Karter, then DECKS him! Archer drags Karter back up, bumps him off buckles then holds him in there to run corner to corner and ELBOW!

Archer keeps going, another ELBOW, then another ELBOW! Karter flops down, Archer grins as he paces around, and then Archer looms over him. Karter sits up in a daze, Archer slaps him, and Karter fires off again! Archer KNEES low, then reels Karter in for the short-arm CLOTHESLINE! Jake the Snake likes that as Archer drags Karter up. Archer hoists Karter up top, but Karter fights! Jake the Snake admires the heart, Karter leaps into a choke grip! CHOKE- NO! Karter slips free, elbows back, and then sends Archer into buckles! Karter fires off, Archer shoves him but the ROLLING ELBOW comes back! Karter fires up, but runs into a FOREARM!

Archer reels Karter in, CHOKE SLAM! Archer drags Karter back up, wristlock ripcord, for a SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Archer wins!

Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall

Jake thanks Excalibur and Taz for their time, and says he and Archer are gonna go for cheeseburgers. Will Archer only be satisfied when he gets to eat everyone else in AEW alive?

 

Ryan Nemeth w/ JD Drake VS Alex Reynolds w/ The Dark Order!

We heard the Hollywood Hunk throw some shade on Number 3, but now we’re in the Dark main event! Will Nemeth score lots of points before he gets the 1-2-3? Or will that 50% win-loss ratio tip in Reynolds’ favor tonight?

The bell rings and John Silver joins commentary to watch his tag partner take on Nemeth. Nemeth clobbers Reynolds from behind! Nemeth wrenches, back suplexes and holds him u p before slamming him down! Cover, ONE!! Silver is already upset but Nemeth rakes Reynolds’ eyes. Nemeth throws hands, RAMS into Reynolds in a corner, then whips him corner to corner. Reynolds comes back to CLOBBER Nemeth! Reynolds whips Nemeth but Nemeth reverses to send Reynolds out hard! Nemeth goes out, throws hands, then RAMS Reynolds into the apron! Nemeth puts Reynolds in, drags him up and throws forearms! Reynolds hits back with body shots and forearms!

Reynolds backs Nemeth down, EuroUppers then whips to ropes. Nemeth sunset flips but Reynolds slips through to get the legs! Reynolds puts on the SCHOOL OF FORT KNOX! Nemeth endures the modified Cloverleaf, and gets the ropebreak! Reynolds lets go, Nemeth cheap shots him then dropkicks him down! Nemeth cranks on a hammerlock and digs knees into Reynolds’ back. Nemeth does a headstand to put on more pressure, then falls back to crank the hold! Nemeth pulls hair, the ref reprimands, and Nemeth shifts to a chinbar and armlock. Reynolds arm-drags free, elbows Nemeth away and rallies with clotheslines!

Reynolds whips, Nemeth reverses but Reynolds dodges to FOREARM! Reynolds runs to FLYING BACK ELBOW! Fans fire up as Reynolds kips up! Reynolds gets Nemeth up, wrenches and kicks low, then reels him in. Shout out to Brodie with the BIG OL’ BOMB! Then a leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO!! Reynolds drags Nemeth up, Nemeth CLOBBERS him point-blank! Nemeth drags Reynolds up, swivels hips but Reynolds shoves him into buckles! Scoop and the HONK HONK SWINGING SLAM!! Cover, Reynolds wins!

Winner: Alex Reynolds, by pinfall

Big thanks from the Dark Order to Superfan Aaron for unlocking those moves in Number 3! Will everyone get out of the way of the HONK HONK as Dark Order storms down the tracks?


My Thoughts:

A good Dark, mostly because it was an hour and 35 minutes, but it was still a lot of matches crammed into that time. AEW is probably going to continue to be unpredictable with episode lengths and match totals so I don’t know if I can maintain doing Dark and Elevation when I’m also covering WWE’s Raw and NXT on these same days. I feel like the SCU’s matches need to be Elevation by default because of their self-challenge of “next time we lose, we break up” angle. That said, it’s also a giveaway that these two aren’t losing before getting a title opportunity, so maybe that’s why they’re still being put on Dark.

I also feel like Velvet should be on Elevation if she and Jade are going to be getting after each other. They’re supposed to be the rising stars but they weren’t on the show that’s about rising stars in exchange for… Well, Elevation actually had a lot of solid matches worthy of it, but they could’ve still put this one there since they love going bigger. Team Taz had a good story, too, where now Starks is going past being chippy with Cage to being overly helpful. This has to implode at some point, and they fight for the FTW Championship on at least Dynamite.

I do like that Britt had another match tonight, because she is determined to get wins to play by the AEW rules. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had another double header next week between Elevation and Dark to try and stuff the win-loss record and rankings. Double or Nothing 2021 is still six weeks away, so if AEW had the contenders all fight each other at some point in not a tournament but more a best-of series, that’d be really good to have Britt try and jump over Big Swole and Tay Conti to go after Shida. Also, AEW really just let Swole’s promo of being determined to get her shot drop like a lead balloon. Swole needs to get hungry again and get in all the other contenders’ faces as she takes over the contender race.

The Dark Order tying in the State Farm deal and the superfan Zoom call they apparently had was really nice. They’re definitely Faces doing things like that, and of course Reynolds uses the moves (and their names) suggested by the superfan. WWE gets product tie-ins and sponsorship deals, so AEW can have them, too! Either way, I think Reynolds was going to win because The Dark Order has been on fire. One of these days, one of their tag combinations is going to get at the tag titles, and that is going to be a lot of fun.

My Score: 8.2/10


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