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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (12/8/20)

Another Dark Sweet 16!

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AEW Dark 2

AEW keeps things hot as Winter gets colder!

Winter has come and madness ensued! But now AEW gets Dark with another stacked card! Will Brandon Cutler’s win streak continue?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Baron Black; Kiss wins.
  • Brian Cage VS Danny Limelight; Cage wins.
  • Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Alex Gracia; Rose wins.
  • The Dark Order’s Number 10 VS Aaron Solow; Vance wins.
  • Peter Avalon VS Louie Valle; Avalon wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Shawn Dean, Sean Maluta & RYZIN; Gunn Club wins.
  • Red Velvet VS Dani Jordyn; Velvet wins.
  • Jurassic Express VS Falco & Mike Magnum; Jurassic Express wins.
  • Brandon Cutler VS Fuego Del Sol; Cutler wins.
  • Ivelisse VS Skyler Moore; Ivelisse wins.
  • Big Swole VS Lindsay Snow; Swole wins.
  • The Hybrid2 VS Sotheara Chhun & VSK; TH2 wins.
  • Diamante VS Tesha Price; Diamante wins.
  • Shanna VS Freya States; Shanna wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Jon Cruz & Michael Nakazawa; The Acclaimed win.
  • The Dark Order’s Colt Cabana & Alex Reynolds VS The Varsity Blondes; The Varsity Blondes win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Baron Black!

The Concrete Rose steps out on his own again, ready to climb the ranks! But will the EmpBRUH trample on those dreams to advance his own goals?

The bell rings and the two circle. Baron rushes in but Kiss goes Matrix to dodge the chop! Kiss gets back up, but the hip toss is blocked! Kiss does the splits to avoid Baron’s clothesline, then blocks the kick to roll Baron. TWO, things speed up and Kiss wheelbarrows to arm-drag while doing splits! Fans cheer as Kiss handsprings and mule kicks Baron down! Kiss keeps moving, another wheelbarrow but the bulldog becomes an atomic drop! And a BACKSTABBER! Fans boo as Baron stomps Kiss then bumps him off buckles. Baron reels Kiss in for a lift, flip and slam! It was like a Complete Shot meets suplex! Cover, ONE, and Baron is frustrated.

Baron grabs a leg and drags Kiss into a Half Crab! Kiss endures and fans rally up. Baron gets the other leg and makes it a Queen Angelito! Kiss still endures as Baron pulls it back like a Surfboard! Kiss endures, Baron kicks Kiss down! Cover, TWO! Baron is annoyed and he slaps Kiss around. Baron drags Kiss up, Kiss hits back with body shots and forearms, but Baron ROCKS Kiss with a EuroUpper! Kiss goes to a corner, Baron runs in for a DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Baron brings Kiss out for another Shot-Plex but Kiss sunset flips! TWO, Kiss dodges and runs to flying forearm! And then a dropsault!

Kiss whips Baron, Baron reverses and runs in but Kiss boots! Kiss hops up, leaps, RANA! Fans fire up with Kiss as he steps up to drop the leg! Kiss then goes to the corner, climbs up again, but Baron grabs a leg and yanks Kiss down! Kiss does the splits but that’s still rough. Baron brings Kiss up, Kiss ranas out and Baron hits buckles! Kiss spins to ROLLING ELBOW! Baron is down, fans fire up and Kiss climbs again. Kiss leaps, SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, Kiss wins!

Winner: Sonny Kiss, by pinfall

Jersey’s Finest is feeling great, but there’s still a long way to go on this road trip to glory! Will Kiss be a golden Concrete Rose soon enough?

 

Brian Cage VS Danny Limelight!

The FTW Champion, still unrecognized by AEW management, is going to push forward until that changes! #WhoBetta than The Machine to wave the banner for Team Taz?

The bell rings and Limelight flexes on Cage, but Cage shoves him. Limelight comes back, mule kicks and headlocks, but Cage pushes him up and away! But Limelight sticks the superhero landing! He does have the Spider-Man spider on his chest. Limelight headlocks again, Cage powers out but Limelight slips around to headlock again. Cage back suplexes, Limelight hits a dropkick, but Cage doesn’t budge! Limelight is too busy dancing to see that, until he turns around! Cage chases Limelight to the apron, and Limelight enziguris back! Limelight springboards, and manages the FLYING RANA! Cage bails out, Limelight builds speed and FLIES! The Tornillo Fosbury hits Cage into railing!

Limelight dances around again, but Cage shoves him, pops him up and APRON SLAMS him! Cage gets in, drags Limelight up and bumps him off buckles. Cage throws EuroUppers, rams his shoulder in, then rams it in again. Cage carries Limelight but Limelight sunset flips. Cage drags Limelight up and hits a LIFTING COMPLETE SHOT! Fans cheer the sheer strength and Cage drags Limelight up. Fans rally, Cage whips and pops Limelight to a trophy lift, to then POWERSLAM him down! Cage writes the end for Limelight as he brings him back up. Gory Especial to WEAPON- No, Limelight pops out and KNEES back! Then mule kicks and SPINNING BUZZSAWS!

Limelight runs, into a LARIAT! Fans cheer as Cage runs corner to corner, but Limelight boots him! Limelight walks the tightrope to get away, SPRINGBOARD DESTROYER!? Cover, TWO!! Cage still has so much strength! Limelight springboards, triangle jumps, but leaps into Cage’s POWERBOMB! Cage dead lifts to BUCKLE BOMB Limelight, then tops it off with DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Who can stop the path of Cage? Not Limelight! Will anyone on AEW ever truly break the Swolverine?

 

Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Alex Gracia!

The Vicious Vixens promise to live up to that first part to the extreme! Will the Pink Dream be living a Dark nightmare at the hands of the Native Beast?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Nyla shoves Gracia down hard, but Gracia shakes it off and gets back up. Gracia circles with Nyla again, they tie up and Gracia gets behind Nyla to throw forearms. Nyla doesn’t flinch! Gracia headlocks and holds on tight, but Nyla powers out to run her over! Vickie cheers as Nyla drags Gracia up. Gracia throws forearms but Nyla just headbutts her down! Nyla stands on Gracia’s head, taunts fans and peers before letting off at the ref’s count of 4. Nyla stomps Gracia to a corner, drags her up and CHOPS her! And throws big body shots, then RAMS in!

Nyla runs and back body blocks Gracia, to then scoop her for an OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Vickie wants Nyla to end this, and Nyla grins as she brings Gracia up for the BEAST BOMB! Cover, Nyla wins!

Winner: Nyla Rose, by pinfall

Gracia made for a nice snack, but clearly the Native Beast is not satisfied. Vickie gets a mic and shrilly screams, “EXCUSE MEEEE!!” She introduces herself as “the true representation of a business woman.” She has authority! When she talks, people listen! She has intelligence, because she signed Nyla Rose as her client. And Vickie educates people! She taught the C-BS-O, Brandi Rhodes, that her own plan is failing. And tonight, Vickie brought us entertainment as her client destroyed another opponent! So applaud for her! APPLAUD! Now, Nyla, take this “pink, pathetic popsicle stick and kick her to Candyland!” Gracia is tossed from the ring! Will the Vicious Vixens tear into every single woman on the roster until they get the respect and the rewards they want?

 

AEW Dark presents The Waiting Room!

Rebel asks us all to smile as she welcomes us back, and introduces The Doctor, Britt Baker! Baker dances her way in and thanks the audience for being here. She is so happy to be back, and first thing’s first, congrats to the NEW AEW World Champion, Kenny Omega! Britt has always loved Kenny, and has always known he’s good on the mic, but no one knew he was that good. Good on you, Kenny! Rebel’s fake laugh haunts us once again. Britt wants to also say a star has finally arrived in AEW, and a huge weight has been lifted off her shoulders. Welcome to AEW, Sting! Sting will be a guest on the Waiting Room one day, too! Rebel’s talking with his people, it’s just a matter of time.

And speaking of extremely talented wrestlers with amazing face paint, the exact opposite is Thunder Rosa! She had no business going after Britt! She is lucky AEW sent all the refs out to save her, or that would’ve gotten real ugly. Like one half of Rosa’s face! Rosa does not belong. Britt makes sure Rebel’s laugh doesn’t start up again. But moving on, here is The Natural, “the best coach in the game,” Dustin Rhodes! Dustin walks in, Rebel hands him a mic and Britt gives Dustin a quickly little hug. Take a seat so you don’t get tired. The three sit on the couch and talk the latest and greatest action figure, the Rhodes “Blood Brothers” two pack, based on Cody VS Dustin from Double or Nothing!

That was such a wild moment because Dustin’s like 80! Still busting out five-stars. The height difference is a bit comical, though. Dustin is 6’6″, but Cody’s contract is much bigger. Is she done making jokes? Dustin says he pays more quarterly in taxes than Britt makes in both wrestling and dentistry combined! But yes, that was a five-star match. And wait, did Britt’s boyfriend win Match of the Year? No, Dustin and Cody did. So yes, the action figures honoring that moment is so great for them both. Maybe you should think before you speak, little Ms. Dentist. That’s Dr. Baker to you. Dustin asks if Rebel’s gonna talk. She’s the better part of the duo, after all.

Britt cuts everyone off and says Dustin knows how to do a proper half face paint. But he’s a bit grumpy today, got that darkness in his heart. Is this the Dark Order bringing that out of him? OoOh~! Yes, tomorrow night, Dustin faces “Number 10” on Dynamite. But while Preston Vance is a big boy, Dustin’s just as big. There are issues with the Dark Order and the Nightmare Family. For five long decades, Dustin’s legacy has been intact. Dustin will go to the ends of the world to end the Dark Order, and that starts with Number 10! He better be listening! He better come strong! Dustin’s bringing it all! This “80 year old man” still has a lot left!

Well Britt will let Dustin go so he can make it for his bed time. And quick shout out to her former Wrestler of the Year boyfriend before our musical guest, Marko Stunt! Fun Size has a guitar and plays as he sings. “I’ve been down, I’ve been great,” he’s a little obsessed. “It’s all in my head, is what they said. I woke up dreaming in an empty bed.” Fans bring out lighters? That’s old school. Britt sings along as she jams out. “You don’t have creativity, is what they once were telling me, because they’d leave me no control. The empty space is killing me. The thought-corroded symphony. I know I’m losing all self-control.” Marko Stunt rocks the house! Get that on iTunes! And that’s all for the Waiting Room, good night!

 

The Dark Order’s Number 10 VS Aaron Solow!

Preston Vance has done well, but he still has a long way to go in the rankings. Will he move up after going against The Extra Talented?

The bell rings and Alan Angels sticks around as Vance and Solow circle. They tie up, Vance puts Solow in a corner but lets off, to then pose at Solow. Solow takes that hand and knuckle locks! They tie up but Vance uses strength to bring Solow down. Solow spins, hammerlocks, but Vance elbows out hard. Vance runs, Solow drops then dropkicks! Cover, ONE! Solow keeps at Vance and headlocks, but Vance powers him into a corner! Vance CHOPS Solow, throws big forearms, then whips Solow to ropes. Solow holds ropes to kick back, but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance is fired up and he strikes the Dark Order pose again.

Solow flounders up, Vance drags him up and back suplexes high and hard! Vance toys with Solow now, then drags him back up. Vance BOOTS Solow back down! Fans rally but Vance drags Solow to ropes and chokes him! The ref counts, Angels talks trash and Vance lets off at 4. Solow swipes at Angels but Vance drags him up. Vance suplexes, holds Solow up and fittingly drops him at 10! Vance drags Solow up, but Solow throws forearms back! And elbows Vance away! Vance runs back in but misses to hit buckles! Solow runs in to EuroUpper! Solow dodges Vance, and SCREW HIGH KICKS!

Vance flounders now and fans rally for Solow! Solow wheelbarrows but Vance hotshots and SUPLEXES Solow down! Vance drags Solow back up, hammerlocks and ripcords to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Cover, Vance wins!

Winner: “Number 10” Preston Vance, by pinfall

Some would call that an inverted Rainmaker, others might think of it as a reverse Seven Star Lariat. But whatever Vance will call it, it was a 10 outta 10 and it got the 1-2-3! Will Vance do that again and again until he helps the Dark Order get their hands on gold again?

 

Peter Avalon VS Louie Valle!

“Pretty” Peter has not only finally scored, he’s scored twice in a row! But will the Hellion make sure Avalon never scores again?

The bell rings and Avalon circles with Valle. They tie up, Avalon pushes Valle to a corner but Valle turns it around and Avalon freaks out about his face. Valle lets off, Avalon shoves him but Valle shoves back! Avalon headlocks, Valle powers out but Avalon runs him over! Avalon flexes, then runs, but Valle drops then hurdles, only for Avalon to whip him. Valle holds ropes, kicks back and then runs, but Avalon elbows him down! Avalon stomps Valle, rains down rights and lefts, then lets off as the ref reprimands about closed fists. Valle gets to ropes and shoves Avalon away, but Avalon comes back to choke Valle on the ropes! The ref counts, Avalon lets off and taunts Valle’s face compared to his own.

Avalon snap suplexes, covers, ONE! Valle crawls but Avalon drags him up. Valle throws body shots, then haymakers! Avalon swings but Valle bobs ‘n’ weaves to headlock. Avalon powers out and LEG LARIATS! Avalon rains down more rights, but lets off to bring Valle up. Avalon CHOPS, bumps Valle off buckles, then wrenches to whip Valle corner to corner. Valle goes up and over, ducks under and elbows back! Valle hops up, leaps, and missile dropkicks! Avalon flounders into Valle’s LARIAT! Valle fires up, whips but Avalon reverses, but Valle ducks the lariat! Avalon escapes the scoop to fireman’s carry and SAMOAN DROP! MARTI-KNEES! Cover, Avalon wins!

Winner: Peter Avalon, by pinfall

Avalon has three in a row! He plays up how shocked he is, but was there any doubt? Well, maybe some. Avalon gets a mic and says, “Just like that! Three wins for the biggest man in pro-wrestling!” And in celebration, Avalon issues an open challenge! Not just any open challenge, no. Not anyone can apply. You can’t have bad skin, you can’t be overweight, and you must understand the study of beauty. This is “Pretty Peter’s Pageant Provocation!” PPA All Day! Will Avalon continue this streak and make it a month of Pretty Peter pinning and winning?

 

Six Man Tag: The Gunn Club VS Shawn Dean, Sean Maluta & RYZIN!

Papa Billy and his boys, Austin and Colten, have been grabbing up some great wins as a trio, but now they’re up against the stalwart Captain, the Samoan Dragon, and the Priest of Sin! Will the Gunn Club hit the mark again?

Wait, the Gunn Club rides in on a cart, and calls it the “Taz Taxi?” Taz says he uses Uber, because he has real money! But that aside, the trios sort out and Dean starts against Colten. Colten and Dean circle while Austin and Billy are riled up. Dean and Colten tie up, Dean arm-drags Colten and Dean’s team rubs that in Gunn Club’s face. Colten and Dean reset, tie up and Colten headlocks. Dean powers out, Colten goes up and over in the corner to arm-drag Dean! Colten dropkicks Dean to the corner, and then he and Austin DUNK on Dean! Tag to Austin and Austin gets the ball, to DUNK on Dean!

Tag to Billy and the sons encourage him to play along. Billy just snapmares Dean and covers, ONE! Billy brings Dean up, Dean throws hands and tags in Maluta! Maluta runs into a drop toehold! Billy facelocks, drags Maluta up and tags in Austin. Whip and body shots, BOOT and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Austin keeps cool as he drags Maluta up to a headlock. Maluta powers out but Austin holds ropes. Austin kicks back, runs in but into a SAMOAN DROP! Maluta covers, ONE! Maluta keeps his eyes on Billy and Colten as he drags Austin up. Maluta wrenches hard and wristlocks, but Austin rolls and gets up. Maluta trips Austin, Austin rolls back to use ropes to hotshot Maluta!

Ryzin lurks behind Austin and CLOBBERS him! Ryzin drags Austin up and into the ring, then Maluta drops a headbutt! Cover, ONE! Maluta drags Austin up, and DOUBLE CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! Austin goes down, stinging in his chest! Maluta drags Austin up and bumps him off the boots of Dean and Ryzin! Dean tags in, stomps Austin, then has Billy stay back. Austin is in the corner, Dean throws a BIG uppercut! Dean runs in again to SHINING WIZARD, and then an ENZIGURI! Dean gives sarcastic salutes to Billy and Colten, before he sucker punches Colten! Dean goes back to Austin, whips him but Austin reverses to whip hard! DOUBLE LARIATS take Dean and Austin down!

Fans fire up as both men crawl, and hot tags to Billy and Ryzin! Billy rallies on Ryzin, then Maluta, then throws Maluta out to corner splash Ryzin! Billy kicks and says “SUCK IT!” but Ryzin dodges the Famouser to SUPERKICK! Austin runs in, dodges and trips Ryzin to THROWBACK! Dean gets in and spins around Austin for a DDT! Colten throws hands on Dean, whips him corner to corner but Dean reverses. Colten slides out, slide sin and gets around Dean for a full nelson SLAM! But Maluta hits a SAVAGE KNEE! Billy BOOTS Maluta, Ryzin rolls Billy, ONE! “SUCK IT!” Ryzin SUPERKICKS Billy! Ryzin goes up top, MOONSAULTS, but he FLOPS! Billy says “YOU SUCK THIS!” FAMOUSER! Cover, Gunn Club wins!

Winners: The Gunn Club, by pinfall

Turns out, Ryzin’s first name is also “Shawn/Sean,” but right now he’s Shaun of the Dead. Will Gunn Club continue to rake up wins and represent for the extended Nightmare Family?

 

Red Velvet VS Dani Jordyn!

Are you ready to stir it up? The Real Mean Girl better be or she’ll be tasting bitter defeat, courtesy of Red Velvet!

The bell rings and Jordyn shows the page she made in her Burn Book about Velvet! “Not getting any candy cane grams.” Nice reference to the movie. Velvet and Jordyn circle, tie up and go around. Jordyn headlocks, Velvet powers out but Jordyn runs her over. Things speed up, Velvet does the splits to drop, then comes back up to calf kick! Velvet whips, Jordyn reverses but Velvet dodges in the corner to hit a buckle shot! Velvet digs her boot in as she does the splits, and she lets off as the ref counts 4. Velvet drags Jordyn but Jordyn small packages! TWO, Jordyn throws Velvet to the apron! Velvet avoids the shoulder to AX KICK!

But Jordyn avoids a shoulder now to get Velvet for an ELEVATED, DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Jordyn pushes Velvet around, brings Velvet up and runs in to uppercut! Jordyn snapmare rolls and basement dropkicks! Jordyn gets the Burn Book and again shows off the page, then she mocks the “stir it up.” Velvet SLAPS Jordyn, but Jordyn SUPERKICKS back! Velvet rallies back with furious clotheslines! Velvet bobs ‘n’ weave, forearms and kicks to then HEEL KICK! Velvet whips Jordyn, Jordyn reverses but Velvet wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Now Velvet stirs it up to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!

Jordyn staggers up, Velvet dodges and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Velvet couldn’t hold the bridge but she runs to DOUBLE KNEE at the ropes! Jordyn staggers into a SHOT OF VELVET! Cover, Velvet wins!

Winner: Red Velvet, by pinfall

Velvet tastes sweet, sweet, sweet victory! Will she continue to have the winning recipe as she rises in the ranks?

 

Jurassic Express VS Falco & Mike Magnum!

Marko Stunt already rocked the mic, now he and Luchasaurus look to rock out in the ring! Will they keep things on track going against this new to AEW duo?

The teams sort out and Luchasaurus starts against Falco, but then Stunt tags in! Stunt lets his hair down and flexes, saying he’s got this. Stunt says he’s gonna out wrestle this guy! They tie up and Falco shoves Stunt away! Stunt checks his eyes, maybe a contact is loose. Stunt gets up and Falco mocks the flossing. Stunt fires up and runs at him, big tilt-o-whirl headscissor, then a springboard arm-drag! Stunt dodges, runs back in, stands on Falco’s head, then hits a SATELLITE DDT! Stunt is all fired up and so are the fans! Stunt double stomps Falco down then drags him around to a facelock. But Falco gets away and tags in Magnum.

Magnum tells Stunt to get out but Stunt freezes up. Stunt baits Magnum in and drop toeholds him into buckles! Tag to Luchasaurus, and Stunt runs to get a boost to dropkick Magnum! Luchasaurus brings Magnum out to CHOP him off his feet! Luchasaurus brings Magnum back up, Magnum CHOPS but it doesn’t even bother him! Luchasaurus DECKS Magnum! Tag to Stunt, Luchasaurus scoop slams Magnum, and Stunt slingshots to wheelbarrow Luchasaurus for a SPLASH ATTACK! Then another wheelbarrow for the SENTON! Stunt dropkicks Falco down but Magnum CLOBBERS him in return!

Magnum tags Falco in, but Stunt comes back to roll of Magnum’s back, only to end up in Falco’s back suplex. Stunt lands on his feet, back kicks Falco and then uses him to boost and RANA Magnum! Hot tag to Luchasaurus! Luchasaurus runs both Falco and Magnum over! And fires off CHOPS, and BOOTS and a back kick! Luchasaurus fires off big hands on Magnum, then TOSSES him! Falco and Magnum get out of the corner as Luchasaurus runs in, but Luchasaurus comes back to DOUBLE LARIAT! Luchasaurus drags Falco up, scoops him, but Falco slips out! Falco swings a punch but Luchasaurus blocks it!

Luchasaurus knees, boots and fireman’s carries Falco for THE CRATER! Cover, but Magnum breaks it! Luchasaurus glares at Magnum and boots him to choke grip! Falco staggers into a choke grip, but they both fight out of the choke slam to double dropkick! Stunt tags in, leaps, but is caught! Stunt slips out of the boosted suplex, and he LITTLE TAIL WHIPS! It hits Magnum, Luchasaurus BIG TAIL WHIPS Magnum down! Stunt SUPERKICKS Falco into Luchasaurus’ CHOKE SLAM! Luchasaurus rolls Falco, SPINNING BUZZSAW to Stunt’s BLINDSIDE SHINING WIZARD! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

Rocking it on The Waiting Room, winning big in the ring, everything’s coming up Stunt! But will he, Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy all be going for gold before the year is over?

 

Brandon Cutler VS Fuego Del Sol!

The Dungeon Master has gone 5-0 these last five weeks, but he’s going for six! Will even the Fire of the Sun not be able to burn down Cutler’s winstreak?

The bell rings and Cutler circles with Fuego. They speed things up, Fuego leaps into the arms but he slips out! Fuego wants his tornado but Cutler tosses him away. Things speed up again, Fuego headscissors Cutler out then runs, but Cutler gets in before the dive. Cutler comes back to DIVE Fuego! Cutler almost faceplants but he’s up and just fine as he puts Fuego in. Cutler brags about his five but Fuego TORNILLOS and takes him down! Fuego puts Cutler in, springboards and twists to crossbody! Cutler gets out, Fuego ranas to a cover, TWO!! Fuego whips, Cutler goes up and over, then OVERHEAD SUPLEXES Fuego!

Fuego comes back into a hip toss, then into a back drop! Cutler cools Fuego off and says it’s time to go long distance! LONG DISTANCE LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Cutler doesn’t mind that #LDLD didn’t win, but Fuego reverses the whip. Cutler goes out, ROUNDHOUSES and slingshot ENZIGURIS! Fuego staggers, Cutler runs but Fuego mule kicks, front kicks, only for his own enziguri to miss. Cutler jumps but his stomps miss, Fuego and Cutler trade waistlocks and Cutler bucks Fuego off the O’Conner. Cutler goes out, springboards back in and flying forearms Fuego down!

Cutler drags Fuego up, fireman’s carries, but Fuego pops up to spin and arm-drag! Fuego dodges and QUEBRADAS! Fuego handsprings and SUPERKICKS! Cutler wobbles up into a SLING-BACKBREAKER and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Fuego keeps his cool as he brings Cutler back up. Cutler wrenches out, half nelsons to a dragon sleeper but Fuego spins out to a cravat, Shiranui to CROSS RHODES! Cover, TWO!!! Cutler survives but Fuego fires up! Fans rally with him and Fuego runs, tilt-o-whirl but the DDT is blocked! TOTAL PARTY KILL!! Cover, Cutler wins!

Winner: Brandon Cutler, by pinfall

On to the second hand! Cutler extinguishes Fuego and keeps his winstreak hot! Will he keep it going to make it seven?

 

Ivelisse VS Skyler Moore!

La Sicaria is going solo again to climb the ranks of the AEW Women’s Division. But will she be leaving Skyler wanting more tonight?

The bell rings and Ivelisse circles with Moore. They feel out the grapple and Ivelisse throws a fast body shot. Moore shrugs that off and ties up with Ivelisse, and Ivelisse uses a chinbar to throw Moore down. Moore gets up but keeps her cool, and blocks a hip toss to a roll up, ONE! Ivelisse headbutts low then whips Moore to a corner. Ivelisse runs in but Moore goes up and sunset flips, ONE, but Moore dropkicks Ivelisse! Moore fires up as she runs corner to corner, but Ivelisse boots. Moore deflects but Ivelisse comes back with a KICK! Ivelisse has the arms, and motorcycle stretches Moore to STOMP her into buckles! Cover, TWO!

Moore survives but Ivelisse keeps focus. Ivelisse drags Moore up, hooks an arm, OVERDRIVER! Cover, TWO! Moore survives and Ivelisse grows annoyed, but she wraps on a dragon sleeper. Moore endures the knee in her back as fans rally up. Moore fights up, throws body shots then steps over for La Magistrol, TWO! Ivelisse CLOBBERS Moore! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse is furious and she rains down rights! Ivelisse wraps on a chinlock and grinds Moore down. Fans rally again as Moore endures. Moore fights up, throws body shots but Ivelisse thrashes her about! Moore arm-drags free! Ivelisse gets up in a huff but Moore jawbreakers! Moore turns Ivelisse for a neckbreaker!

Ivelisse goes to ropes while both she and Moore are down. A standing count starts, Ivelisse is up at 4 but Moore follows. Moore rallies with clotheslines and then a suplex, but Ivelisse fights free. Moore scoops for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Moore is furious and she grabs Ivelisse to yank her up. Ivelisse lands on her feet, mule kicks and runs, but into a fireman’s carry! Moore tries to pop but Ivelisse fires off elbows, wraps around and gets the IRON OCTOPUS! Ivelisse drags Moore down, Moore taps, Ivelisse wins!

Winner: Ivelisse, by submission

Moore was perhaps more than Ivelisse expected, but it wasn’t more than she could handle! Will Ivelisse prove she deserves more in the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Big Swole VS Lindsay Snow!

Things are heating up in the AEW Women’s Division, and look who is #1 contender? Will Swole be Dirty Dancing her way to another title opportunity?

The bell rings and the two circle. Swole and Snow tie up, break, and go again. Swole wrenches, hammerlocks, and throws forearms into Snow’s back. Swole headlocks and hits the takeover, then grinds Snow down. Snow endures, fights up and around but Swole wrenches again. Swole has the wristlock, Snow throws body shots and rolls Swole to a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Swole elbows out and gets the legs to hook them, and STOMPS Snow’s back! Swole has a rear bearhug to squeeze Snow, and she puts as much weight as she can on the hold. Snow fights up, throws elbows but Swole lets her spin around to front bearhug!

Swole picks Snow up and Snow screams as she endures! Snow bell claps free but Swole shoves her. Snow shoves Swole, Swole throws a forearm then runs Snow over. Things speed up, Snow hurdles but the hip toss is blocked! Swole hip tosses Snow, then drops an elbow, but misses! Snow runs to run Swole over! Snow double guns, runs but Swole drops and hurdles to elbow Snow down! Fans rally behind Swole as she KICKS Snow on the back! And stomps her, too! Swole drags Snow up, whips, but Snow reverses to knee low and hard! Snow grits her teeth as she throws EuroUppers, a boot and a LARIAT! Cover, ONE!!

Snow grows frustrated as she drags Swole back up. Swole throws body shots, forearms and a headbutt! Both women stagger but Snow runs in to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Snow whips but Swole blocks, then shoves, but Snow SHINING WIZARDS again! Snow goes side to side to BOOT WASH Swole! Cover, ONE!! Swole survives but Snow grits her teeth. Snow drags Swole up, Swole cradles! TWO!! Snow runs but Swole ducks this Shining Wizard, to come back and CLOBBER Snow! Swole runs and runs Snow over again! Swole whips, Snow reverses and fireman’s carries, but Swole throws elbows!

Swole waistlocks, Snow bucks her off the roll, and then comes back only for Swole to dodge. Swole shoves, rolls Snow and gets the arms for a GHOST PIN! Cover, Swole wins!!

Winner: Big Swole, by pinfall

Swole didn’t need to dance on Snow, she just caught her off guard! Will Swole bring everything she’s got against the AEW Women’s Champion?

 

The Hybrid2 VS Sotheara Chhun & VSK!

Jack Evans and Angelico want after the Young Bucks for the apparent favoritism going around, but as far as AEW is concerned, they still have to prove they’re worthy of title opportunities. Will they do that here against an untested two?

The teams sort out but TH2 just attacks VSK and Chhun! The bell rings to put this beat down on record, and Angelico bumps Chhun off buckles then throws jabs. Angelico throws Chhun out while Evans bumps VSK off buckles. TH2 mugs VSK, the ref reprimands but the kicks keep flying. TH2 whips VSK but VSK ducks under and Chhun crossbodies back in! Direct hit on both men, and then VSK dropkicks Evans! And dropkicks Angelico! Tag to Chhun and VSK mule kicks Evans. Chhun kicks Angelico, and then he and VSK suplex in stereo! Evans bails out, Chhun sits Angelico up and VSK runs to basement dropkick Angelico down!

TH2 regroups outside, VSK and Chhun coordinate, and the new team builds speed, only for Evans to springboard up! Evans RIDER KICKS Chhun while Angelico enziguris VSK! Angelico drags VSK out and Evans joins in, neckbreaker backbreaker combo! Evans tags Angelico in then handspring back elbows Chhun! Evans feeds Chhun to Angelico’s back suplex, Evans goes up, DOUBLE STOMP BACK SUPLEX! And assisted 450! Cover, but Evans stops the count! Evans tells Angelico his idea, and they mock the Young Bucks’ pose! Evans SUPERKICKS VSK to further taunt VSK, and then FLYING SCREW KICKS VSK down!

Angelico SUPERKICKS Chhun, ties up those legs, and NAVARRO DEATH ROLLS!! Chhun taps to the Navarro Especial 14, TH2 wins!

Winners: The Hybrid2, by submission

Evans stomps Chhun down to add insult to injury, and TH2 are rolling into their match with the Bucks! Will Evans and Angelico earn a shot at the tag titles by beating the tag champions?

 

Diamante VS Tesha Price!

We saw her tag partner get a win, now the Cuban Diamond looks to keep pace! Will Diamante make sure this Dark is priceless?

The bell rings and Diamante talks smack on Price then shoves her around. Price shoves back, then they tie up! Diamante wrenches, wristlocks, elbow breakers and wristlocks again. Price throws a forearm but Diamante wrenches the arm! Diamante wrangles Price down but Price handsprings to arm-drag! Diamante blocks a hip toss but not the knee! Price flips up and around to arm-drag Diamante away! Diamante gets up, Price dodges and comes back to CLOBBER her! Price grins as she runs in to handspring, but Diamante ducks the kick to CLUB Price on the back, and GERMAN SUPLEX her away! Diamante stomps Price, keeps her close and rains down rights!

The ref reprimands the closed fists but Diamante lets off. Diamante bumps Price off buckles, stomps a mudhole into her, but lets off again as the ref counts. Diamante runs in and basement dropkicks Price hard! Diamante then rolls Price to a cover, ONE! Diamante doesn’t like that and she wraps on a chinlock. Fans rally as Diamante squeezes tight and Price endures. Price fights up, throws elbows and then forearms! Diamante gives forearms back and the two brawl! Diamante ROCKS Price, but Price gets around to hit a neckbreaker! Price gets to a corner, Diamante staggers up and runs in, but into an elbow!

Price throws Diamante into buckles! Price handsprings and ROUNDHOUSES, to then BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Price is furious and she shouts for Diamante to get up! Diamante does get up, but dodges Price to knee and STANDING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Diamante argues the count, Price rolls her, TWO! Diamante mule kicks, hops on and hits a CODE RED! Cover, Diamante wins!

Winner: Diamante, by pinfall

Now that was three! Diamante is satisfied with the win, but she’s hungry for gold! Will she get to sink her teeth into a title opportunity soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with The Hybrid2!

Alex Marvez notes Evans and Angelico are on a hot streak going into their match with The Young Bucks on Dynamite. If they beat the champions, they get a title shot! Evans says they didn’t get a win, they committed “in-ring massacre!” The Bucks better be watching! They tried to throw TH2 to the wolves but now Evans and Angelico are leading the pack! And then, they’ll come for those straps! Angelico Bernie leans his way off screen, will he and Evans be breaking it down as they look to break the Bucks?

 

Shanna VS Freya States!

Portugal’s Perfect Athlete made a great return last time, but a return is only so much! Will Shanna withstand the cold front #FreyaTheSlaya is bringing with her?

The bell rings and Shanna circles with Freya. They tie up, go around, and Freya shoves Shanna away to show off her size and strength. Shanna comes back, ties up with Freya again, and then waistlocks. Freya just slings Shanna off! Shanna gets up but Freya pie faces her. Shanna smirks but gets around to throw big forearms and CHOPS! Freya blocks the whip, then choke grips to choke lift! Shanna slaps free and throws forearms! Shanna back kicks, runs, and FLIPPING NECKBREAKERS! A bit double-edged for Shanna given Freya’s so tall, but Shanna runs, tilt-o-whirls, only for Freya to block the DDT! Freya RAMS Shanna into buckles, then RAMS her in again!

The Slaya slaps Shanna around and brings her around to then scoop and BACKBREAKER! Freya bends Shanna against her knee and claws the ribs! Shanna endures, throws knees and gets free! Shanna ROCKS Freya with a forearm, then a BUZZSAW! Shanna whips, Freya reverses but Shanna leaps, only to be caught! “NOT TODAY!” Freya RAMS Shanna into buckles again, and puts her in a Tree of Woe! Freya runs but Shanna sits up, the CANNONBALL hits buckles! Shanna BUZZSAWS, SWITCHBLADE KICKS, and BUZZSAWS again! Freya wobbles, Shanna powers up and HEEL KICKS, to a STUNNER!

Freya staggers abound, Shanna chicken wings, but Freya powers out! Freya swings, Shanna dodges and dropkicks legs out! Shanna powers up and runs, tilt-o-whirl and the DDT hits!! Freya is in a daze, fans fire up with Shanna and Shanna runs, “YOU’RE DEAD!” Basement dropkick at the ropes! Shanna drags Freya back up, chicken wings, and TIGER SUPLEXES!! Bridging cover, Shanna wins!!

Winner: Shanna, by pinfall

Shanna takes a moment to steady herself before undoing the bridge. Safety first, after all. But having slayed the Slaya, is it only a matter of time before Shanna challenges the champion?

 

The Acclaimed VS Jon Cruz & Michael Nakazawa!

Max Caster and Anthony Bowens are back again, ready to tear into their opponents verbally and physically! “Acclaimed is the name, and no you stoppin’ ’em! Knockin’ yo ass out like your name’s Nate Robinson! Yo, Nakazawa you a trash. Jon Cruz so ugly, you should probably wear a mask! Yo, we the guys that you idolize. Treat you like we did the Bucks on Dynamite! 18 to 34 demo getting hotter, when we’re on TNT because they know we know drama! Ugh! Yeah! Corporate synergy!” The Acclaimed have arrived, but will they be slipped up by Cruz and the Turkish Oil Master?

The teams sort out and wait, Nakazawa is hiding a bottle of baby oil in a buckle pad! Shh, don’t tell anybody, it’s a secret. Nakazawa and Platinum Max start, circle, and Bowens swipes at Nakazawa. Caster and Nakazawa tie up, Nakazawa headlocks, but Caster powers out. Nakazawa runs Caster over, things speed up and Caster arm-drags Nakazawa down! Caster stomps the arm, drags him over and tags to Bowens. The Acclaimed hand off the wrench over and over, then Caster BOOTS Nakazawa down! Bowens mocks Nakazawa then CHOPS him! Nakazawa gets to the corner and brings out the bottle! Nakazawa makes an oil slick, sprays Bowens then tackles Bowens down!

Nakazawa oils the 5 Tool Player up and then runs, SLIPPING SENTON! Cover, TWO! Caster protests, the ref tosses the bottle, but Nakazawa drags Bowens to the corner. Tag to Cruz, snapmare and run for the basement crossbody! Cover, TWO! Cruz throws hands, builds speed but Bowens elbows, JABS and CHOPS! Bowens back suplexes to SLAM Cruz face first! Bowens hits Nakazawa, then Caster gets in so The Acclaimed can mug Cruz! Nakazawa protests but Bowens tags Caster in. Cruz fights The Acclaimed off, CHOPS Bowens but Caster sunsets, running neckbreaker to the knees! Critically Acclaimed isn’t enough, Caster rains down furious fists!

Caster tells Nakazawa he’ll get some himself if he doesn’t shut up. Caster back suplexes Cruz high and hard, then blows some kisses. Cruz grabs at Caster but Caster stomps him down. Tag to Bowens, they stomp away on Cruz, then Bowens lets up at the count of 4. Tag to Caster, The Acclaimed mug Cruz more but Cruz hits back! Cruz leaps but is caught! Caster RAMS Cruz into buckles, tags Bowens, and then Bowens runs in to forearm! Caster hits a back elbow, Bowens adds another, and then Caster basement dropkicks! An Acclaimed combination but Nakazawa breaks to cover! The ref reprimands, fans rally for Cruz but Bowens drags Cruz up.

Bowens bumps Cruz off buckles, tags Caster, and they mug Cruz more. Caster drags Cruz up to back suplex but Cruz slips out! Cruz bulldogs Caster down! Fans fire up as Cruz and Caster crawl, hot tags to Nakazawa and Bowens! Nakazawa runs in and fires off forearms! Caster kicks low, The Acclaimed whip but Nakazawa breaks through, only to whiff on that crossbody… The Acclaimed coordinate, but Nakazawa slips out to shove them into each other! SEPAR for Bowens! Cover, TWO!! Nakazawa powers up with the raspberry strap! But Bowens sticks it around Nakazawa’s head then SUPERKICKS! Cruz gets in but gets a 5 Toll ROLLING ELBOW!

Tag to Caster, Cruz gets the dropkick rack bomb! Then Nakazawa, freed of his undies, gets the brainbuster and elbow drop, ACCLAIM TO FAME! Cover, The Acclaimed wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

Caster again kisses the hand of his defeated opponent, as if mocking Nakazawa. Will the Acclaimed continue to drop bars and rise up the ranks all at the same time?

 

The Dark Order’s Colt Cabana & Alex Reynolds VS The Varsity Blondes!

A unique combination within the group, BOOM BOOM and Number 3 team up together for the first time to prove the Dark Order is always capable! Will they show Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr. that getting a fancy new team name doesn’t change the fact they should #JoinDarkOrder?

The teams sort out and the Ivy League MVP starts with Reynolds. They circle, tie up, and Reynolds gets the arm to wrench and wrangle Griff down. Griff gets up, wrenches back, headlocks, but Reynolds powers out. Griff runs Reynolds over, then things speed up. Reynolds jumps over but Griff runs him over! Reynolds gets right up but Griff scoops and flexes, then slams! Tag to BPJ and they whip Reynolds to then kick and swinging neckbreaker, to a leg drop, brother! Cabana runs in, BPJ dropkicks the leg out and Griff drops another leg! The Dark Order bails out, Griff brings Cabana up and BPJ has Reynolds, for hip toss in stereo! They hit corner clotheslines, a chest bump, then BOOTS! Cover, TWO!

BPJ drags Reynolds up to bump off buckles and CHOP him! And CHOPS again! BPJ runs corner to corner but Reynolds put shim on the apron! BPJ ROCKS Reynolds, but Cabana trips up the springboard! Reynolds bumps BPJ off buckles, tags Cabana in and they CHOP away on BPJ’s chest! BPJ CHOPS back but Cabana fires off in anger! The ref counts, Cabana cools off but Reynolds gets some cheap shots in. Cabana ROCKS BPJ then runs in, but BPJ BOOTS! BPJ runs but Reynolds pulls him down by his hair! Griff protests but the ref still misses it all. Tag to Reynolds and he stomps BPJ down!

Reynolds drags BPJ up, BPJ hits back but Reynolds fires off knees! Tag to Cabana, they double whip BPJ and double kitchen sink knee! Cabana drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Another cover, TWO! Another, TWO! Cabana is losing his cool but he drags BPJ into a chinlock. Griff and the fans rally and BPJ fights out! BPJ runs but Cabana fireman’s carries and Reynolds tags in! Cabana tosses and Reynolds KICKS BPJ down!! Cover, TWO!! Reynolds DECKS Griff then puts BPJ in the corner. Tag to Cabana, and Cabana scowls as he throws forearms on BPJ! Cabana scoops BPJ, BPJ slips out and elbows back! BPJ DECKS Reynolds, dodges Cabana and tags in Griff!

Griff ROCKS Cabana, rallies on Reynolds and BOOTS Cabana! Reynolds runs but into a back drop! Fans fire up with Griff as he runs corner to corner, to SPLASH Cabana! Griff whips Cabana and runs to SPLASH again! Fireman’s carry to SAMOAN DRIVER! Cover, Reynolds breaks it! BPJ BOOTS Reynolds down for that, then coordinates with Griff. Griff fireman’s carries but Cabana slips out and shoves them into each other! Tag to Reynolds, ripcord ROLLING ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Griff survives and the Dark Order is furious!

Cabana and Reynolds regroup and bring Griff around, but BPJ springboards in to LARIAT Cabana! Griff jackknifes Reynolds, TWO! ROLLING ELBOW and a lift, BPJ goes up, Varsity DOOMSDAY! Cover, Varsity Blondes win!!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

A shocker for Griff and Pillman! But they’re fired up going into an even bigger match with Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood! That’s right, Varsity Blondes take on FTR, will they not

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes.

The natural again speaks ot his match with Preston Vance. They’re both big boys, and there is seirous history with the Dark Order and Rhodes Family. Nothing has been forgotten. For five decades, Dustin has beat everyone from Timbuctu to Austin, Texas! Dustin again vows to go to the ends of the earth to destroy the Dark Order, and Number 10 just happens to be number one on his list! Tomorrow, Dustin VS Vance, who will be ready for this battle?

Backstage interview with the Varsity Blondes!

A big win for Griff Garrison and Brian Pillman Jr, but they’re going right into a fight with FTR. Cabana and Reynolds were a tough challenge, Cash and Dax will be even tougher. Nothing they can’t handle! Take a look around the locker room, and what do you see? The best tag team division on the planet today! You might say the Blondes are young and inexperienced, but they make up for it in athletics and genetics. BPJ, Griff Garrison, the Varsity Blondes will take the ball and run with it! But will they score a touchdown on perhaps the roughest, toughest, and meanest team in AEW?


My Thoughts:

A good episode, but I do have to say something. AEW Dark making every episode 15, 16, 17 matches long and then with other segments added, this is just getting ridiculous. Can this all please be split up a bit better? Put some of this on as a Thursday show, then the rest on Tuesdays, so that what end up being two to almost three hour marathons are a pair of hour long shows. Call Thursday’s AEW Light to parallel/oppose Dark. Those who “get” why this show is called Dark will have a nice laugh, those who don’t still get a more manageable amount of filler wrestling to watch. Make AEW Light where the “fun” stuff happens, like the Waiting Room. At a certain point, make Dark the show where the rough stuff happens. Just do something so there’s even time to watch everything before other things are on.

By the way, Stunt really did rock, that was a great musical performance from him. Acclaimed continue to do very well, especially Caster’s rap promos on his way out. All the wins tonight made sense, as they always do on Dark. I will say Varsity Blondes winning surprised me, but it made a lot of sense given their match with FTR for Dynamite. And it accomplished two things: the AEW Tag Team Division does look strong since even “midcard” guys like Griff and BPJ can beat a group like The Dark Order; and it makes Dark actually unpredictable, which only helps the viewing potential. Yes, as I already hinted, I get the meaning of it being “Dark,” but since these are not truly dark matches because we’re seeing them, make them feel as important for the audience as they do in kayfabe for the wrestlers.

My Score: 8.1/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/17/24)

JEEEEEEON, MOXLEEEY!

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There is truly a Paradigm Shift in pro-wrestling today!

Returning triumphant from the Windy City Riot, Jon Moxley brings the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship to AEW Dynamite! But will someone from NJPW come after him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart; Brody & Julia win.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia; Okada & The Bucks win.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Deonna wins.
  • Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; Shane wins.
  • Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli; Ospreay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley heads to the ring!

Indianapolis, Indiana fires up as the NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion walks in from the back of the crowd! The Maniac shocked the world when he defeated Tetsuya Naito in Chicago and added NJPW’s top prize to his already incredible list of accolades. Moxley goes to the ring, gets the mic, and the fans chant for him as he says, “One of the first championships I ever won, y’know, Salvation Army Community Center at Fountain Square right here in Indianapolis.” The fans cheer that! Moxley continues by saying even back then 20 years ago, he was swimming up stream, never had help.

In fact, a lot of people tired to tell him what he can and can’t do, what he can and can’t accomplish. His words to those people now is the same as back then: kiss his ass and watch him! Watch as he climbs mountain after mountain after mountain. Because being great is not about what others say, it’s about what’s inside. Now, if you didn’t know, this is THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. The fans chant “You Deserve It!” and Moxley say this title is steeped in history, illustrious to the extreme, and he has been chasing it for five years. Five years of pain, heartache, wins and losses, pints of sweat and blood, thousands of miles across the ocean.

Five years ago, people said Moxley holding this title, and live on American TV, was impossible. But it wasn’t impossible. Not if they knew what was inside Moxley. That is what this is all about. When your back is against he wall, how deep can you dig? When you feel you have nothing left, choking on your own blood, how deep are you willing to dig and how far are you willing to go? Are you willing to dare to show the world how great you are? THAT is what AEW is about! The fans cheer that, too! Moxley says this brings him to his point: The Don Callis Family. The fans boo now, but Moxley continues.

There are very talented individuals in league with Don Callis. Don Callis is a creep. The fans cheer that! Moxley says he has no time for Callis, but he is feeding these guys lies and those guys are buying it. And then those guys put a hit out and tried to hurt Moxley’s friend and teammate, Bryan Danielson. Now, if you’re putting a target on Bryan’s back, you might as well put one on Moxley’s. You wanna get violent? You wanna be tough guys? Well, you’re welcome to come find Moxley, he’ll be here all night. But he suspects that maybe, he’s not their type. What he could do is run up on them with a tire iron. He could run them over in the parking lot.

But he gets the sense that that wont’ teach the DCF anything. So he’ll pick the biggest, baddest, meanest one of all of ’em, “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, and challenge Hobbs to a match one week from tonight in the main event of Dynamite in Jacksonville, Florida. Hobbs will accept, because in that match, Hobbs will find out just how out of his depths he is stepping to the IWGP World Champion. Because Moxley won’t make it quick or easy. He will drag Hobbs to the deepest waters that there are, and Hobbs will look around and see no shore. When he asks the ref for the rescue, Hobbs will know the difference between him and Moxley, and that Callis is feeding him lies.

Hobbs will know that he, like everyone else in this business, NO ONE can touch Moxley! There are a lot of great wrestlers in this world, but there is and only ever will be ONE Jon Moxley! The fans fire up for that, but will Hobbs survive the homecoming at Daily’s Place?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Last week, somebody attacked me in the dark because they were too afraid to face me in the light. But as the CEO, I always get right back up. And as the CEO, I can’t wait to pay back that b*tch that attacked me last week. Lights off, huh? That sounds a little too familiar, Julia Hart.” Mercedes didn’t think Julia was the kind to be a coward. Or maybe, it was someone who wants us to think it’s Julia? Maybe it’s someone who doesn’t wanna face Mercedes when she’s healthy. Either way, Mercedes puts the entire division on notice, and she will watch that Mixed Tag Match. But remember this: There’s a price to pay when you mess with Mone.

 

Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart!

Speaking of that Mixed Tag, Dynamite is about to get Rated R as the TNT Champion and the Babe with the Power are stepping to the King of Death and the TBS Champion! Will Copeland & Willow have the edge going into Dynasty? Or will even now, The House Always Win?

Wait! Willow is down and out! A medic checks her but she says she’s fine. Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway aren’t so sure, but there is Dynasty to think about. And then the lights go out in the arena! And when they come back up, surprise! Brody is in the ring and he CLOBBERS Edge! Julia laughs from the stage as Brody TOSSES Edge out. The fans hoot and bark as Brody whips Edge hard into the barriers! Brody CHOPS Edge, stalks him, then whips him into more barriers! Brody makes Edge take a seat, fires off forearms, then hoots as he gets space. The fans hoot along and Brody comes back, to CROSSBODY Edge against the LEDs!

Brody stands, the ref reprimands but this isn’t even a match yet! Did the House just take out their enemies in quick fashion? Edge crawls towards the ring, he isn’t gonna let the House have their way! Edge drags himself up to the apron and into the ring, and the fans fire up as the bell rings! Brody runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Edge falls over, Brody storms around, then Brody drags Edge up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody CHOS Edge, has him on ropes, and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody steps back, and Julia gets a cheap shot in! Then she CHOKES Edge while the ref is still busy with Brody! Brody storms up on Edge, suplexes high and hard, then stalks up behind Edge. Brody drags Edge up, ROCKS him, and Edge ends up in a corner. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts again, but Brody lets off at 4. Edge sits down in the corner and Brody gives him scuffing, toying kicks. Brody lets off to stand Edge up, and CHOP him down! Brody CHOKES Edge on ropes again, but lets off as the ref counts.

Edge sputters, Brody drags him around, and Brody whips Edge hard into the corner! Edge falls, Brody storms up and stands on Edge’s face, but the ref counts. Brody steps back, Edge goes to the apron, but Julia is there to CHOKE him! The ref is none the wiser and Julia mocks the fans. Brody has Edge under ropes for the GUILLOTINE CATAPULT! Brody drags Edge back up, and CHOPS him to a corner. Brody CHOPS again, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Brody hoists Edge up top. Brody climbs up to rain down fists! Brody only goes to three before he hauls Edge up, but Edge fights the superplex!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody trade body shots. Edge then HEADBUTTS away on Brody, and BITES his forehead! Edge DECKS Brody off the corner, then adjusts. Brody stands, Edge FLYING LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Julia coaches Brody, he sits up to fire a forearm! Edge fires back, they go shot for shot, then Brody CHOPS! Edge CHOPS! They CHOP, throw forearms, and the fans fire up behind Edge! Edge kicks and IMP- NO, Brody throws him away! Edge dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Brody stays up so Edge runs up to clothesline in a corner! And again! And again!

Edge fires shots, runs side to side, then BOOTS Brody! The fans fire up as Brody leans on the ropes! Edge runs again, for another BOOT! Edge huffs and puffs and he brings Brody around, IMPALER! Cover, TWO! Brody is still in this and Julia coaches him up. Edge stays on Brody, but Brody TOSSES him to the corner! Edge BOOTS back, goes up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! The fans fire up as Edge rises, and he has a wild look as he goes to the corner. Edge runs in, but Brody LARIATS him down! Julia is fired up, and Brody drags Edge to a corner. Brody storms around as he hoots, then he runs corner to corner to CANNONBALL but only gets buckles!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody are both down! Julia coaches Brody, the fans rally, and here comes Willow! Taped up as she is, Willow’s on the corner! Brody drags Edge up and in, but Edge reaches out! Willow tags in! She goes up and she CROSSBODIES Brody! Then she chases after Julia! Julia says no no no, but then Edge SPEARS Brody! Willow hoots now, the fans join in, and Willow gives Brody a CANNONBALL! Julia runs in with a chain! CHAIN PUNCH!! The fans boo as Julia says the House Always Wins! Edge LARIATS Brody out of the ring, but Julia clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Willow is OUT, The House of Black wins!

Winners: Brody King & Julia Hart, by submission

The Princess of the Black Throne made sure to have an ace up her sleeve to take this one from Willow! But wait! Here comes Mone! And she has a chair! Julia laughs as she slips away, taking her title with her. The House of Black won tonight, but will they establish their Dynasty?

As for Mone and Willow, well Mone still has the chair and is considering her options. Edge slides back in, so Mone stands down. Edge shakes Mone’s hand, long time no see. Mone still wants to go Double or Nothing, but will she be facing the Keeper of Secrets? Or will it be a long awaited rematch with the Babe with the Power?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Renee Paquette says we’re just four days away from Dynasty, a PPV where the AEW World Championship will be on the line 1v1, Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland. Renee says that in this situation, just Joe and Swerve, how does Joe see Swerve as an opponent? Well, first, Joe viewed Swerve as a worthy adversary. Someone who some day might be a great champion. But for now, he’s just a nuisance. Joe says Swerve is not someone who has overwhelming speed, strength, size, no. He’s just someone who keeps standing back up after getting knocked down. No matter how many times Joe puts Swerve in the dirt, Swerve just gets back up.

To Joe, that doesn’t seem like a prerequisite to becoming a champion, that’s a punching bag. Then Renee wants to run this back to last week on Dynamite. Joe is always calm, cool, collected and in the driver’s seat. But after last week, Swerve getting his shot in on Joe, then Swerve & Nana holding up the AEW World Championship, Joe’s reaction… Walk us through what that was. As expected, Joe was worried his property was in the hands of someone who will never possess it. That maybe this belt would need to be disinfected before it could be TV ready. You don’t know where Nana’s been!

As for Swerve, Joe will focus on his track record and what he represents. It seems that with every title Swerve has challenged for, he has come up short. Is that not right? Seems like Swerve’s a choke artist. Every championship, every opportunity, every time he tries, he comes just so close, then swerves off target. History will repeat itself at Dynasty, as at Dynasty, Joe will do what he always does, and that is destroy the opposition, cement his legacy as the greatest AEW World Champion of all time, and for Swerve, “my friend, unfortunately you are a choke artist. And come Dynasty, you won’t have to worry about it. I’ll be the one choking you out instead.”

The One True King of Wrestling has spoken, but will he still end up dethroned by The Realest?

 

AEW takes a closer look at The Young Bucks VS FTR Part 4.

But as the highlights of ladder matches and of All In London 2023 play, the Bucks themselves interrupt. This package sucks, who edited this together? Cut, cut! The video stops, and we cut to gorilla. Matthew Jackson “apologizes” to FTR, but tonight’s episode is already running short on time, so they gotta bump this from the show. But Matthew promises, the full package will go on social media. And Nicholas sure hopes FTR is watching, because they’re about to beat their friends’ asses in a really cool Six Man Tag. And yeah, it’s a tune-up for Dynasty! A ladder match for the tag titles? Are you kidding? The Bucks perfected that match!

And the Bucks will then become AEW’s first-ever THREE TIME World Tag Team Champions. But what about tonight, Rainmaker? Kazuchika Okada says, “Hey, Pac! You will not make it to Dynasty. You are a dead man!” Cue the music, time for the badass entrance using that elevator thing. But will the New Elite really be rolling into St. Louis with momentum? Or are they underestimating the Top Guys’ allies?

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia!

The trios sort out and The Rainmaker starts against The Bastard as a preview of their Continental Championship match. The fans rally behind Pac, but then The Bucks CLOBBER him, and Okada BLASTS Pac’s corner! The fans boo as The Elite stomps away on Pac, then the Bucks stand down. Okada tags Nick, he storms up but Pac SOBATS! KICKS! And SOBATS! Pac runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up and Pac tags Penta. They double whip, double hip toss, then they coordinate, STANDING MOONSAULT LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Penta runs up to KICK Nick in the leg! The fans rally with “CERO! MIEDO!” as Penta has Nick on ropes.

Penta whips, Nick reverses, and Matt gets a cheap shot! Penta GAMANGIRIS Matt, but Okada BOOTS Penta down! The fans boo as Nick distracted the ref the entire time. Nick stomps Penta, tags Matt, and Matt rains down fists! The fans boo, but Matt tags Nick back in. The Bucks double whip Penta to a corner, then Matt runs in, only for Penta to TOSS him out! Nick runs up, Penta makes him handstand on the corner, and Penta SUPERKICKS! Nick staggers, Penta tags Garcia! Garcia rallies on Nick, wrenches and clinches, HALF HATCH! The fans fire up as Garcia clotheslines in a corner! Garcia goes up, and he rains down fists!

The fans count all the way to nine, then Garcia winds up to DO HIS DANCE! Garcia lets off, runs up on Okada and BLASTS him! Garcia LARIATS Nick, whips him to ropes, but Nick reverses. Okada trips Garcia and drags him out! But Garcia ROCKS Okada first! Matt runs up, Garcia DECKS him! But Nick PENALTY KICKS from the apron! Nick BLASTS Pac off the apron, Matt YANKS Penta down, and The Elite attacks while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Matt drags Penta up to whip him into railing! Penta tumbles over into the front row! Nick sends Pac into railing, then soaks up the heat. Matt throws hands on Pac, and he mocks Garcia’s dance, too! Okada puts Garcia in the ring for Nick, Matt mocks the front row, and Nick rains down fists on Garcia! Nick goes all the way to nine, so also mock the dance! Nick lets off to tell everyone that’s a FINE! Nick stomps Garcia, kicks him around, then he tags Okada. Okada storms up to CLUB Garcia, then he drags Garcia around. Okada snapmares Garcia, runs and basement DROPKICKS! The bucks applaud while Okada stands over Garcia.

Okada tags Matt, Matt drags Garcia up and whips him into the corner. Matt runs up but into an ELBOW! Garcia storms up, but Matt scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Nick tags in, slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Garcia grits his teeth, he pie faces  Nick, but Nick drops a knee on Garcia’s back. Matt gets on a mic to talk to Taz, and to also say hi to Excalibur and Tony Schiavone. Nick CHOKES Garcia on ropes, lets off at 4, and he runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Matt keeps doing his own play by play as Nick bumps Garcia off buckles. Dynamite returns to single picture, Okada holds Garcia in place and Nick runs in, but Garcia BOOTS Nick!

Garcia elbows Okada away, CHOPS Nick, repeat! Matt is concerned on “commentary,” Nick runs back in but Garcia sends him into Okada! Matt says to get him, but Nick waistlocks Garcia. Garcia wrenches to SAIDO free! Matt asks for the tag, Nick tags him, and Matt still holds onto the mic as he stomps Garcia! Matt says it’s fine, he’s got this. Matt promises the ref he won’t hit Garcia with the mic. Matt instead talks trash, shouting, “You think you’re better than me, Garcia?! HUH!?” Matt then pie faces Garcia! Matt eggs on “the kid,” dares Garcia to show him the reason they hired him, and Garcia gets up to reel Matt in!

Matt freaks out, saying he’s sorry, they’re good! But Garcia still gives Matt the SAIDO! The fans fire up while Garcia crawls, hot tag to Pac! Pac RAMS into Matt, slingshots up and over then keeps moving to CLOBBER him! And CLOBBER him again! Pac whips, Matt reveres but Pac stops, sidesteps and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Nick runs in, but he also gets a SNAP GERMAN! The Bucks stagger up, Pac climbs a corner, DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The Bucks bail out, the fans fire up, and Pac goes up a corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes both Bucks and the fans are thunderous! Pac even dares Okada to get some! Okada says he’s not legal, he can’t!

Pac still taunts Okada, but then Matt CLOBBERS Pac from behind! Okada tags in, now he’s legal. Okada then BLASTS Penta, and Nick steps back in. Okada and Nick get Pac up, they double whip him to a corner, then Okada sends Nick in. Pac puts Nick on the apron, Matt’s on the other side, and Okada runs in, DOUBLE GIRI ELBOW COMBO! Okada then brings Pac up, Alabama Lifts, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Cover, Penta KICKS it apart! The fans fire up while Pac and Okada are both down! They stir, crawl, hot tag to Penta! CROSSBODY for Okada! Penta runs, SLINGBLADE for Nick! SLINGBLADE for Matt!

Penta catches Okada, tuck and pump handle, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, The Bucks break it! The fans boo but Nick rains fists down on Penta. The Bucks whip Penta to Okada, but Penta wheelbarrows and victory rolls, DOUBLE SATELLITE- NO, The Bucks back drop free! Garcia storms up, blocks Nick’s superkick to send it into Matt! Then Garcia reels Nick in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Matt superkick feints to DDT Garcia! Pac is up, he HOTSHOTS Matt, then slingshots to CUTTER! The fans are thunderous as Pac glares at Okada. Pac drags Penta to the corner, tags in, and “This is Awesome!” as we get that title match preview after all!

Okada fires a forearm, Pac gives it back, and they keep going back and forth! Pac gets the edge, then whips, but Okada reverses. Okada runs up, into a SUPERKICK! The fans are thunderous as Pac goes up the corner! But Matt trips Pac up! Pac crashes down to the mat, but the fans rally as Garcia rises! Pac crawls over, hot tag to Garcia! Garcia fires off forearms on Okada, then CHOPS! Garcia runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada drags Garcia up, scoops, but Garcia slips free to trip him! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Okada escapes, gets around, and sends Garcia into DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! Then gut wrench and TOMBSTONE!!

Penta runs up, but Okada dodges the slingblade! Okada scoops Penta to TOMBSTONE!! Nick & Matt get in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS into the RAINMAKER!! Cover, New Elite wins!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The Continental Champion smirks as he looms over the Dragonslayer, but The Bucks sit Garcia back up! E V P TRIGGER!! Garcia suffers for being friends with FTR, and then the Bucks bring out a ladder! Penta gets up but Matt DECKS him! Matt stomps Penta, stands on him, and Nick brings Garcia over. Scoop SLAM onto the ladder! Garcia writhes, but the Bucks still aren’t done! They open the ladder, stick Garcia inside, and then squeeze it shut on him! Okada & Matt hold Garcia down while Nick climbs up, but Pac returns! Pac runs the New Elite off with that bell hammer! The Bastard already had reason enough to go after them, but will he take out his rage on Okada?

As for The Bucks, they’ve got the momentum and the upper hand going into that Ladder match! Will they be the ones making history? Or will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood be the ones to establish their Dynasty?

 

Dynamite returns with Taz in the ring.

The Suplex Machine promised Chris Jericho to set up a meeting with Hook, so he’s here as moderator as Lionheart makes his entrance. Jericho joins Taz in the ring, followed by Hook. Taz has the mic while fans chant “HOOK! HOOK!” Taz says he’s just here to make sure things go nice and easy. There have been some issues between both Jericho and Hook. That said, Jericho has the floor. Jericho has the mic to say he’s known Taz for 30 years, and he appreciates Taz getting Hook to come out here. And to Hook, Jericho thanks him for coming out here. Jericho just wants to clear up some things.

The reason Jericho pulled Hook off the apron last week was not to mess with Shibata. Shibata ended up collateral damage. Jericho just wanted to get Hook’s attention and let him know it felt like Hook wasn’t listening to him as much as he should. The fans boo and Hook eats chips while Jericho says he is doing this all for Hook. Some say Jericho’s the greatest of all time at this. Others talk about the learning tree. Jericho says he IS the learning tree. The fans boo more but Jericho wants Hook to think about the people who listened to Jericho’s “perfect parables,” his pearls of wisdom. Every single one of them has gotten to that next level.

MJF, Orange Cassidy, Eddie Kingston, Daniel Garcia, Jon Moxley, Will Ospreay, and so many more! Everyone that has come into the “Jericho Vortex” has come out the other side a better performer, a better wrestler, and to be honest, a better person. That is what Jericho wants for Hook. He wants them to scale to the highest of heights together. They can reach the top of Wizard Mountain so they can both breathe in the rarified air of Jericho and reach the top! Jericho knows he can get Hook there. So what does Hook say? Is he ready to put the animosity aside so he can sit under the brilliant branches of the learning tree?

The fans are booing and saying no. What does Hook say? “No!” The fans cheer and Jericho looks disappointed. What does Hook mean, “no?” Hook says he doesn’t need Jericho’s help. Dude, c’mon. Don’t be stupid. Taz stops Jericho there, but Jericho tells Taz to stop. The fans boo but Jericho says he’s doing what Taz should’ve done 30 years ago and give this kid some proper guidance! Seriously! But this is what Jericho is talking about. He needs to get Hook away from all this dead weight that’s been holding him back his entire life. Taz says Jericho needs to calm down but Jericho says Taz needs to stop.

Jericho again tells Hook that he has had people his whole life telling him how good he is, how he’s a future world champion, including Taz, his father. But Jericho says Hook is not as good as he thinks he is! The fans boo more and Taz speaks up again, only for Jericho to SHOVE him! The fans boo even harder, and now Hook is mad! Hook drops the mic, he storms up to Jericho, and then he SHOVES Jericho into a corner! Hook tells Jericho that he crossed the line. You wanna see how good Hook is? He’ll go another round with him, anytime, anywhere! Now get outta his ring! Jericho says Hook doesn’t mean that, but Hook says it again, get outta his ring!

Hook lets Jericho go and the fans sing “Hey hey hey, Goodbye~!” Jericho slowly takes his leave, trying to smooth things over, but it’s too late for that. When and where will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil get his hooks into Lionheart?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.

Renee now sits down with the #1 contender to the AEW World Championship. In just a matter of days, Swerve’s career could change. Swerve could become the NEW AEW World Champion at Dynasty. In order to do that, he has to beat Joe. We heard from Joe earlier, what is Swerve’s reaction to Joe calling him a “choke artist?” Swerve chuckles at that. He’ll ask back, does Renee agree with Joe that Swerve’s a choke artist? No, she does not. He doesn’t think so, either. Joe talked about Swerve stumbling, title opportunity after opportunity. He isn’t wrong about that. Swerve has stumbled out the gate, stumbling throughout his career.

But guess what? Swerve’s always fallen forward into success. Just in this past year alone, Swerve was put in a coffin, got back up. He got stapled, body thrown into barbed wire, and he got back up. Not but a couple weeks ago, a man punched him in the face with a chain, bloodied him, and Swerve is still here. Swerve always gets back up. That’s his military upbringing, his warrior ethos: never give up, never quit. So Joe, call Swerve whatever you want. Punching bag, choke artist, a parasite, but guess what? This Sunday at Dynasty, he’ll also be calling Swerve the NEW AEW World Champion. “Whose house?”

Renee asks what makes Swerve so confident about Sunday? Swerve thinks about it, and says with all due respect, it isn’t something he should be answering to Renee. He should be saying this to Samoa Joe. Swerve takes off the mic, takes off his jacket and his hat to get up in the camera. Swerve promises to tell Joe this to his face, in that ring, tonight! Swerve storms off, but will Joe bother to meet him out there?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

While The Virtuosa won’t be part of the sequel title picture with the leading lady, she’ll gladly take out the understudy! Will Deonna make sure Mariah can’t help Timeless Toni against Thunder Rosa? Or will Mariah make her mentor proud?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Mariah shoves Deonna down. Mariah pulls on Deonna’s hair, they tie up again, and Mariah puts Deonna in the corner. Mariah ROCKS Deonna, whips corner to corner but Deonna reverses. Deonna runs in, blocks a boot, THROWS Mariah by that leg, then runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll through, but Mariah scrambles out of the ring! The fans fire up as Storm is there to check on her protege, but Deonna builds speed! Storm gets Mariah out of the way as Deonna baseball slides, and Mariah DECKS Deonna!

Mariah whips Deonna into barriers, Storm taunts the “loser,” then Mariah puts Deonna back in. Deonna swings, Mariah ducks and ROUNDHOUSES! Mariah rams a shoulder in, only to get caught! Deonna drags Mariah out for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Mariah goes to a corner, Storm coaches her, but Deonna runs up, Mariah goes up and over, ROCKS Deonna again, then puts Deonna up top. Mariah runs up to STRATUS- NO, Deonna shoves her away! So Mariah SHOVES Deonna to the floor! The fans cheer as Mariah poses, and Storm taunts Deonna again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref is busy with Mariah, and that lets Storm step on Deonna’s face! Mariah goes out to kick Deonna around, then CHOPS her against the apron. Mariah puts Deonna in, kicks her around, and then drags Deonna up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps calm, Storm coaches her and Mariah CHOPS Deonna. Mariah puts Deonna in a corner, bumps her off buckles, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Mariah lets off, but Deonna dodges the chop to CHOP! And CHOP! Mariah knees low, snapmares, then she clamps on a chinlock. Deonna endures, even as Mariah thrashes her around.

Deonna fights up, but Mariah throws her by her hair! The ref reprimands, Mariah “apologizes,” then she kicks Deonna around. Mariah brings Deonna through the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, then she stalks Deonna to a corner. Mariah fires forearms, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off again. Mariah digs her boot into Deonna, lets off as the ref counts, then whips her corner to corner hard! Mariah runs in, Deonna ELBOWS her back, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Deonna ELBOWS Mariah again, goes up the corner, but Mariah runs up! Deonna BOOTS Mariah, then hits a FLYING KNEE on Mariah’s arm!

Deonna runs up to LARIAT Mariah, then whips her to ropes. Mariah reverses but Deonna KICKS back! And LARIATS again! The fans fire up as Deonna covers, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Mariah up. Mariah ROCKS Deonna! Deonna ROCKS Mariah! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, then Deonna gets the edge! Deonna runs up, but Mariah ROCKS her at ropes! Mariah runs, but Deonna catches her to the BACK2BACKBREAKER, and right into a takedown! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Mariah scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4.

Deonna drags Mariah up, CHOPS her, and Mariah ends up in a corner. Deonna whips corner to corner, Mariah reveres but Deonna dodges to BOOT! Cover, TWO! Mariah survives but Deonna drags her right up. Deonna reels Mariah in, vows to end this, and lifts, but Mariah slips free of the bomb! HEADBUTT! Deonna flops into a corner, Mariah takes aim! Storm and the fans rally up, KISS THIS!! Mariah hits the hip attack, then TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and shocks Mariah! Mariah drags Deonna up, Storm wants this to end. Mariah fireman’s carries, Deonna sunset flips! But Mariah sits on it! TWO!!

Deonna finishes the sunset flip, DEONNA WINS!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

But Storm attacks Deonna! She and Mariah beat down The Virtuosa, but here comes Thunder Rosa! She CLOBBERS Luther, then dodges Mariah to BOOT Storm! Then ROUNDHOUSE for Mariah! La Mera Mera shoves Mariah out, has the fans all fired up, and Deonna gets in Rosa’s face. They argue, shove, and then Mariah trips Deonna to drag her out! Mariah and Deonna brawl, Storm takes aim, to kick Rosa low! But Rosa wrenches back to DECK Storm! Rosa gets Storm into a CAMEL CLUTCH, and brings out lipstick! Rosa SMEARS it all over Storm’s crazy face! Rosa gets payback for Storm disrespecting the face paint!

Storm scrambles away, Luther doing his best to clean her up. The Storm and the Thunder are about to clash, which force of nature will reign over the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.

Renee is now with the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, but she has to get the Gunns to stop tapping the mic. This is a very exciting time in AEW as Dynasty is just days away. BCG asked for this time, what is going on? Jay White says it is very exciting but Renee doesn’t seem that excited. This is supposed to be her favorite time of the week! She gets to talk with the who? Bang Bang Gang. Aw c’mon, say it with feeling! Yeah, like this! BANG BANG GANG! The Bang Bang Gang has been having a blast the last couple of months. They did some scissoring, learned new catchphrases, sold new merch, made new friends, got new fans, and the boys even hung out with their old man.

And now everyone can see just how much better off Austin & Colten are without Daddy Ass and with #StepdaddySwitch. And y’know what? They’ll fulfill their destiny at Dynasty! How did this all start? Surprise, surprise, it is all about the gold. They are the ROH Six Man Champs, and Acclaimed have what BCG wants! The Acclaimed are the AEW World Trios Champions! They’ll put it all on the line, #WinnersTakeAll! And then we will see that THE greatest three man unit today is the Bang Bang Gang! And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! Jay White & The Gunns want it all, but will they lose it all in St. Louis?

 

The Acclaimed respond.

Daddy Ass says, “Well. It seems that you three have finally grown a set and showed everybody what your true intensions are, and that’s to get a shot at the championships that we now hold. Well, Jay White, I’ve already beaten the life outta you. And as for those other two, hell, I’ve been beating the hell out of them since they were little kids. You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.” Anthony Bowens says, “That’s right, Jay White. You wanna fight? This Sunday on Dynasty, you want us to put the AEW Trios titles on the line? Well guess what? We accept your challenge. So bring your little Ass Boys, bring your big golden bat, because guess what?

“The Scissor King has got a big golden bat of your own, and you can choke on it!” Max Caster says that’s right, “Twinkblade and the Ass Boys. You guys wanna make challenges? Well let us in on the fun, too. Just for old times, let’s run it back! Two on two, Acclaimed and the Ass Boys on Collision this week, and we’re gonna beat your ass, I’ve got no doubts about it! Because…” “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” The stakes have been raised, who will establish their Dynasty in the Zero Hour?

 

Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Trent Beretta turns on Freshly Squeezed and now it’s all falling apart. And who better to kick someone when they’re down than Big Bad Shaney T. Boy? Will Shane rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will Cassidy fight like a man with nothing left to lose?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Cassidy. But then Ogogo and Moriarty close in. Shane tells his guys it’s fine, he’s got this. Ogogo and Moriarty stand down. Shane eggs Cassidy on about how he took out Shibata. Shane even says Cassidy can give the people what they want and put his hands in the pockets. Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in the pockets! The fans cheer, Cassidy dodges Shane and SHOTGUNS! Shane stays up, Cassidy kips up, then he dodges again! Another SHOTGUN, another kip up, and Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN again! Shane stays up in a corner, but Cassidy runs in. Shane swings, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Shane blocks!

Shane suplexes, Cassidy kicks and flails, but ends up on ropes. Shane hits LONDON TOWER! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Shane distracts the ref, and Moriarty stomps away on Cassidy! Moriarty THROWS Cassidy into barriers, then puts him in the ring. Moriarty acts innocent, and Shane puts Cassidy in the corner. Shane taunts Cassidy, puts his arms around ropes and hands in the pockets. Shane winds up to CHOP! Cassidy sputters as he drops to his knees. Cassidy flops out of the ring again, but the ref tells Moriarty & Ogogo to back off while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cassidy clutches his neck, slowly sits up, but Shane goes out after him. Shane winds up and hushes the fans, only to throw Cassidy into the ring. Shane won’t do what the fans want, and he drags Cassidy up into a corner. Shane wraps the arms around ropes again, tucks them back in the pockets, and then argues with the ref. Shane ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy flops against ropes, and Shane taunts him while stalking him. Shane puts Cassidy in a corner, talks trash and pie faces, but Cassidy fires haymakers! Cassidy fires off shot after shot, then winds up, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Cassidy flops out of the ring again!

Moriarty mockingly cheers Cassidy on while Shane goes out to fetch him. Shane puts Cassidy on the apron, and CLUBS him! Shane then goes up to the apron, lines up the shot, APRON LEG DROP! Cassidy sputters as he flounders away, and Shane storms back in after him. Shane taunts Cassidy, and Cassidy “unleashes” body shots. Shane pie faces Cassidy, Cassidy fires more shots, then winds up. Shane encourages the fans to fire up, too, but then Cassidy SUPERKICKS! Shane wobbles, but he DECKS Cassidy! Shane stalks Cassidy to a corner, stands Cassidy up, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Shane fires off hands, but Cassidy dodges the chop! Cassidy runs in, Shane puts him on the apron, but Cassidy ducks to ROCK Shane back! And bumps him off buckles! ROCK, BUMP, repeat! Cassidy dribbles Shane off the buckles over and over, then lets off as the ref counts. The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs up, but while Shane distracts the ref, Ogogo grabs a foot! Cassidy shakes Ogogo off but Moriarty gets the other foot! Cassidy kicks him away, too, but Shane choke grips! Shane has Cassidy with both hands, but Cassidy throws hands! Shane still holds Cassidy up so Cassidy fires off faster and faster shots!

Shane lets Cassidy go, Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but Shane blocks the DDT again! Shane suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Shane wobbles, Cassidy runs to DIVE onto Moriarty! Cassidy then DIVES onto Ogogo! Cassidy keeps moving, takes aim, ORANGE- NO, Shane dodges! But Cassidy dodges, only for the SOUTHPAW to hit! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives, Shane huffs and puffs, and Shane drags Cassidy up. Shane vows to end this, and he tucks Cassidy in, only for Cassidy to fight free! Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift?! Shane’s too big! Shane KNEES Cassidy, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Off comes the elbow pad, Cassidy reloads, ORANGE- HAYMAKER from Shane!

Cassidy wobbles, Shane winds up again, but ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

But then Moriarty clamps on a SLEEPER!! The fans boo as Ogogo storms in and unbuttons his sleeves. The fans boo as STP mugs Cassidy! Ogogo shows off the Olympic level left hand, and then Shane says this isn’t it! Get Cassidy up! Ogogo & Moriarty drag Cassidy to his feet, but here comes Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal! But then BLAM, someone hits Daniels with a chair! And BLAM, same for Sydal! IT’S TRENT!!! Trent CHUCKS the chair into Sydal’s face! The fans boo, and Trent is still wearing the shirt, “Trent & Orange Win The Big One.” Trent glares at Cassidy, STP is a bit confused, but the fans tell off #JustTrent.

STP get Cassidy up again, and Shane DECKS Cassidy!! The fans boo harder, but Cassidy is put in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Cassidy suffers as Trent leaves. Best Friends no more, but did Trent just watch the end of Orange Cassidy?

 

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Saturday!

This Saturday, April 20th, the night before Dynasty, it is Collision AND Rampage back-to-back for THREE hours of All Elite Wrestling! Make sure your DVR is set accordingly so you don’t miss a minute of Dynasty Weekend!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Just 24 hours before all their title matches on Dynasty, Okada & The Young Bucks are back in action against Pac & FTR! Will The New Elite win another trios match? Or will the #TopBastards have momentum going into St. Louis?

 

Roderick Strong speaks.

“Kyle, your comeback was sweet. I swear to you, I smiled and I cried because I was so happy to have you back. But there’s something that you didn’t realize.” Roddy is of course referring to how Kyle could do it on his own, so long as he didn’t get in Roddy’s way. Roddy finishes by saying, “When we step into the ring, I am going to break you, and I am going to end you forever!” Another friendship turned sour all because of pride and greed, but will the Savior of the Backbreaker be Kyle’s doom? Or will there be no End of Heartache when Kyle takes the International Championship away from The Undisputed Kingdom?

 

Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Don Callis Family tried to break the Blackpool Combat Club, and they just about did it to Bryan Danielson at the end of Collision last Saturday. Will the Swiss Superman exact some revenge on behalf of the American Dragon? Or will the Aerial Assassin simply sharpen his blade using Claudio’s body?

Dynamite returns as Claudio makes his entrance. Don Callis has magically appeared on commentary because “the golden goose,” “The King of the Bangers,” is here thanks to him. The bell rings and Claudio immediately UPPERCUTS Ospreay to the corner! Claudio drags Ospreay to a cover, TWO!! Claudio keeps the hot start going as he hauls Ospreay up, reels him in, and tucks the arms! RICOLA- NO, Ospreay slips free to ROCK Claudio, whip, but Claudio reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO, Claudio blocks the rana to pop Ospreay around into a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay clutches his back while fans are torn.

The fans rally for Ospreay as hard as they can, but Claudio stands Ospreay up to ROCK him! Claudio storms up on Ospreay in the corner, throws a body shot, but Ospreay CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS Ospreay down! The fans fire up, Claudio whips Ospreay to a corner, then runs up, into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up to FLYING RANA! Claudio tumbles away, gets up, but Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! The fans fire up, Ospreay aims but Claudio moves. No plancha and the fans boo, but Ospreay storms out after Claudio to CHOP him again! Ospreay ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio RAMS Ospreay into barriers!

The fans rally, Claudio RAMS Ospreay into railing! Claudio whips Ospreay at the LED, but Ospreay leaps over! Claudio runs up, but Ospreay ROCKS him first! Ospreay then goes up onto the barrier, to FLYING FOREARM! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Ospreay SMACKS Claudio off aprons, fires shots, then puts Claudio in the ring. Fans sing for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he goes up the apron. Ospreay springboards but Claudio trips him up! Fans boo but Claudio drags Ospreay in, runs side to side, and DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans boo as Claudio stands on Ospreay and stomps around.

The ref reprimands and counts, Claudio steps off at 4, but then DOUBLE STOMPS again! Claudio brings Ospreay up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Claudio bends Ospreay back against his knee, but Ospreay endures. Ospreay gets his hands in, throws hands on Claudio and stands up. They trade forearms, the fans rally, and Claudio eggs Ospreay on. Ospreay ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay fires a flurry, but Claudio ROCKS him again! Claudio brings Ospreay around to ROCK him in the back! Claudio eggs Ospreay on, whips, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and again, DEJA VU RANA!

The fans fire up as Claudio bails out! Ospreay gets fans to join in “OI! OI! OI!” then he runs up to PLANCHA! But Claudio catches him! APRON BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes, Claudio soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Claudio stomps Ospreay around, drags him up, and then whips him hard into the LED barrier! Claudio leaves Ospreay behind to step into the ring, and he lets the ring count handle this. Ospreay rises, clutches his side and hobbles his way into the ring. Claudio is there to stomp away on him! Claudio drags Ospreay up, Ospreay fires a forearm! Claudio fires back, they throw forearms back and forth again, but then Ospreay snapmares and KICKS Claudio! Claudio gets right up to snapmare and run, to UPPERCUT Ospreay! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay stays tough and Claudio grows frustrated. Claudio then clamps on with a chinlock.

Ospreay endures, fights up, throws body shots, then puts Claudio in a corner. Ospreay whips corner to corner but Claudio reverses, and Ospreay hits buckles hard! Claudio does a little victory lap before he cheers himself on. Then he drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps a chinlock right back on, and the modified S grip lets him wrench Ospreay’s head. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ospreay endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Claudio knees low, runs, but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, Claudio reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Callis says he told Ospreay in their strategy meeting that he needs “moves in bunches” to take down Claudio. The standing count starts, but both men stir. Claudio drags himself up with ropes, but Ospreay just kips up! “This is Awesome!” and Ospreay fires up! Ospreay runs in corner to corner, BOOT! Ospreay shoves Claudio down, goes to the apron, springboard and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps calm while he brings Claudio back up. Ospreay underhooks, but Claudio blocks the lift! So Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio UPPERCUTS but Ospreay catches it!

Ospreay backslides, TWO! But then Ospreay steps through to SHARPSHOOTER! The fans fire up as Claudio endures his favorite hold! But as such, Claudio powers up, trips Ospreay, and now Claudio has the SHARPSHOOTER! Ospreay endures, the fans rally, but Claudio sits deep! Claudio reaches back, hooks an arm, and shifts to a CROSSFACE! The fans duel as Claudio rolls Ospreay from ropes! Ospreay rolls to a cover, TWO! Claudio BOOTS Ospreay, whips, but Ospreay handsprings again! Claudio gets under, ducks ‘n’ dodges, springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Ospreay is beside himself while both men are down, but the fans are thunderous! The fans want them to “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this match has a time limit! Ospreay rises, he brings Claudio in and underhooks again, but Claudio still resists! Ospreay fires more Kawada Kicks, but Claudio RAMS him into a corner! Claudio lets off slowly, and pokes Ospreay in the eyes! The fans boo but Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again from all sides! The ref reprimands but Claudio UPPERCUTS until Ospreay sits down! Claudio then reels Ospreay in, short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Claudio stays focused.

Claudio scuffs Ospreay, the fans rally, and Ospreay rises. Claudio scuffs Ospreay more, slaps him around, but Ospreay fires a forearm. Claudio forearms back! The forearms turn to UPPERCUTS as Claudio fires from all sides! An UPPERCUT knocks Ospreay down, but he kips up to PELE! The fans fire up while Claudio wobbles, comes back, but Ospreay slips through the lariat! Ospreay reels Claudio in, but Claudio slips out of the bomb to UPPERCUT! Tuck the arms, RICOLA- RANA!! Cover, TWO!!! Claudio escapes but the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay aims as Claudio rises, BUZZSAW and HEEL KICK!

Ospreay calls his shot, goes to the ropes and springboards, but Claudio catches him! Torture rack, BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up again! Claudio calls his shot now, and he sits Ospreay up. Claudio runs, runs, but Ospreay SPANISH FLIES!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives, but off comes the elbow pad! Ospreay aims, runs up, but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!!! Callis came outta his seat but Ospreay is still in this! Claudio says it’s time, and the fans fire up! Claudio gets Ospreay’s legs, for the GIANT SWING! But Ospreay sits up!? And slips through to DDT!!

Ospreay goes up and up and LEAP OF FAITH!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives that sky twister, but Ospreay aims! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

The Aerial Assassin takes down the Swiss Superman in an instant classic! Even Callis says that’s incredible! But wait, Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher & Will Hobbs show up to mug Claudio! The fans boo, but Ospreay is rather surprised by this. Callis takes no responsibility for what his guys are doing, but Takeshita still drags Claudio to the ramp. This is like at the end of Collision! But unlike last time, here comes MOX! The fans fire up as the DCF regroups in the ring, only for Moxley to jump in from the crowd! Moxley fires hands on everyone, but that’s still a 3v1 fight! Hobbs and Fletcher mug Moxley, but he throws Kyle away to fire off with Hobbs!

Claudio is up, he DUMPS Takeshita into the stands! Moxley sends Hobbs running, and now the BCC regroups! Ospreay is still confused and upset and he storms off. Will the #BillyGOAT still get a fair fight with Bryan Danielson at Dynasty? Will Moxley humble Hobbs as part of AEW Homecoming? Well BREAKING NEWS for Collision tomorrow night! Bryan Danielson returns to action alongside Claudio Castagnoli to take on Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita, IN A BUNKHOUSE BRAWL! Will the American Dragon breathe fire and burn down the Don Callis Family all in one weekend?

 

Swerve heads to the ring!

Just as he promised, and with Nana by his side, The Realest is here. He has the music cut to say that this Sunday in St. Louis, the main event of Dynasty, it is Swerve challenging Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve gets in the ring and says he was asked earlier tonight, how does he believe he’s going to defeat Joe? That answer is simple: remember last week, when he knocked Joe on his ass and had him scurrying like a little b*tch? Joe had fear in his eyes! He was quivering! Swerve was standing there, the title above his head, and it looked mighty good on him.

Joe showed Swerve everything he needed to see. Joe was scared! The fact that Joe knows Swerve’s gonna beat him and win the title. Swerve’s just out here with the people of Indianapolis, he’s just waiting on Joe to come out here so he can say all this to Joe’s face, like a man. So Swerve’s here, Nana’s here, so Joe, bring your Sweet Tooth ass out here! Swerve waits, and here comes Joe! But security stands in the way! This is the man Swerve wants, and he says he just wants to talk, so he can knock Joe’s ass out again! The cluster of Joe and the security guards gets closer and closer, so Swerve goes up and up! Swerve SUPER STOMPS the whole thing apart!!

The fans lose their minds as Swerve stares Joe down! Swerve says he is taking this from Joe, and then the fists fly! Joe whips Swerve into steel steps! Joe puts Swerve in the ring, fetches his belt, and says Swerve’s taking nothing from him! Joe storms into the ring, smirks as Nana checks on Swerve, and then Joe mocks Nana’s dance. Nana turns around and says hold on now! Joe storms up on Nana, but Swerve gets up to BOOT Joe! Swerve aims, for a HOUSE CALL! Joe is down but Swerve goes up! The fans are thunderous, but Joe trips Swerve up! Nana panics as Joe tells Swerve that he is NOT that man!

Joe HEADBUTTS Swerve, tucks him in, and hits the MUSCLE BUSTER!! Joe looms over Swerve, picks up the title, and holds it up high. Will this be the scene at the end of Dynasty? Or will Swerve finally have his moment?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite as the go-home to Dynasty, great escalating of things between Blackpool Combat Club and Don Callis Family. Moxley has a really good opening promo, and he surprisingly calls out Hobbs. Ospreay has an awesome main event with Claudio, and of course Ospreay wins to have momentum going into Dynasty. And I do appreciate that he is against how the Don Callis Family is doing things. They didn’t need to beat up Claudio, he isn’t even part of Dynasty, and now that even backfired as there’s going to be a BIG tag match on Collision as one last go-home to Dynasty. Pretty sure Bryan & Claudio win that so Bryan has momentum, too, making Dynasty’s dream match much more unpredictable.

Good promo from Mercedes Mone, and I like that her hair was colored to match the new Dynamite colors. But also, good detail for her to think how I was thinking, the attack on her could’ve just been Willow making us think it was Julia. Really good Mixed Tag with how someone, apparently Julia, attacked Willow beforehand. It ended up mostly an Edge VS Brody match that way, but good heroic entrance by Willow. But of course the House cuts corners to win, and great save by Mone to run Julia off. This does tease Mone VS Julia but I’m very certain the go-home math says Willow wins the TBS Championship to make Double or Nothing the rematch from the NJPW Strong Women’s title tournament.

Also good stuff in the AEW Women’s World title story as Deonna VS Mariah was a great match. Good win for Deonna, but of course Storm attacks her and that brings out Rosa. Rosa stands tall here, so the math indicates Storm retains. But at the same time, there’s still potential for Storm and Mina Shirakawa to fight over Mariah as opposed to fighting over a title. Or maybe they’ll fight over both? After all, May is Double or Nothing, so it could be a bit of both. Or like, Storm retains the title, but Mina “wins” Mariah to her side, #RoseGold does stuff in AEW or even ROH, and Storm will be without one of her insurance policies.

Great stuff in the story of New Elite. I actually liked The Bucks interrupting the hype package because it started too FTR friendly, and we got a great Six Man Tag. Of course The New Elite beat Pac, Penta & Garcia, but I was kinda hoping FTR was going to make the save to better set up the Six Man Tag I honestly thought we were getting tonight. Pac & FTR VS Okada & Bucks has to go really wonky, though, that’s a lot of go-home math that affects many titles. Meanwhile, Jericho’s face to face with Hook went about as expected in that Jericho ruins it cuz of his ego. Him shoving Taz was the unexpected part but it got Hook mad, and so we’re definitely getting Hook VS Jericho for the FTW Championship at some point.

Good promo from Roddy to hype up his match with Kyle, maybe Kyle has a tune-up match during Collision or Rampage this Saturday so he has momentum going into the match. Great match from Cassidy VS Shane, and while Shane Taylor Promotions interfered a lot, Cassidy winning was of course happening. STP beating him down, and Trent stopping the save was some wild stuff, though. A little surprised no one’s interviewed Trent, or tried and then get shot down by Trent, but him still wearing the “win the big one” shirt kinda implies what broke him. The moment they didn’t win the big one, after all the losses leading up to this, Trent finally gave up on Best Friends.

I am very happy that Acclaimed VS Bang Bang Gang is going to be Winners Take All for the trios titles. Good promos from both sides, but I just hope the winners will bring their AEW and ROH titles to both Collision and ROH TV on Honor Club. We finally got Kyle Fletcher back on ROH TV, the other male champions of ROH need to show up. And uh, for that matter, if Wheeler Yuta is unable to compete at all with his injury, Tony Khan needs to figure out what to do with the ROH Pure Championship. But I think we all know what’s going down with the AEW World Championship. Great promos from both Joe and Swerve, then a great final confrontation to close the night. And per the math, Joe stands tall, meaning Swerve is taking that title at Dynasty.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Battle of the Belts Results & Report! (4/13/24)

Rumble, bad man, rumble!

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The tenth edition goes the X-tra mile!

Battle of the Belts returns, and to settle the score from Dynamite’s Six Man Tag, Hook puts up his FTW Championship against Shane Taylor!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor; Hook wins and retains the title.
  • AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero; Strong wins and denies Rocky a title match.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; Athena wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Collision bleeds over a bit.

Bryan Danielson is still down on the ramp after Konosuke Takeshita’s Brainbuster and the medics check him. The battle with Will Ospreay at Dynasty is still in the books, but what condition will Bryan be in?

 

Backstage interview with Hook and Katsuyori Shibata.

Lexi Nari is with the FTW Champion and The Wrestler, and notes we saw Hook make the save for Shibata during Collision against Shane Taylor Promotions. At the same time, Hook is about to face Shane Taylor himself with the FTW title on the line. Knowing what Shane’s capable of, what is Hook’s strategy going into that match? Shibata uses his voice-to-text translator say, “Pardon the interruption… Hook, I’ll have your back tonight.” Hook appreciates that, but even knowing what Shane’s capable of, Hook’s got his own way of handling this. Shibata says bet, and Hook gives him the fist bump.

FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo!

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil knows he’s up against a bad, bad man, but this is FTW Rules! Everyone who fights for this title is a bad, bad man, so will Hook prove he’s the baddest? Or will Shane #SendHook back to New York without his gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really the biggest badass in AEW!

The bell rings, the two circle, and they feel things out. Shane swings, Hook dodges to fire off fast hands and forearms! The fans fire up behind Hook but Shane shoves him away. Hook ducks the haymaker, waistlocks, but Shane fights with elbows. Shane swings again, but Hook gets under! Shane CLUBS the Camino down, then whips. Hook holds ropes, then DUMPS Shane out! Shane tumbles to the floor, Hook pursues, and Hook SMACKS Shane off railing! Hook SMACKS Shane off steel steps, then has Shane sit in a corner. Hook rains down fists, then lets off to revel in the cheers. Hook throws knees again and again, then CLUBS Shane again.

Shane staggers along railing, but Hook puts him in the ring. The fans cheer again, Hook storms in, but Shane JABS! JABS! And BODY SHOTS! Hook falls, sputters, and the ref has Shane stay back to check. That could’ve been a liver shot but Shane hauls Hook up. Shane CHOPS Hook in the career, and Hook sputters as he goes along ropes. Shane taunts Hook, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS again! Hook staggers to another corner, Shane taunts him, “I thought you were the man!” Shane BODY BLOWS again and Hook coughs. Hook fires hands in return, backs Shane down, then reels Shane in! Shane’s too big for the suplex, though!

Shane shoves Hook, and BODY BLOWS! Hook falls to the mat, but Shane drags him back up. Shane HEADBUTTS Hook, Hook is dazed, and Shane says he thought Hook was a killer. Shane says to bow down to the killer that’s badder! Shane CHOPS Hook, suplexes him, and hangs him out to dry! Hook sputters and falls, Shane soaks up heat, and Battle of the Belts goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Hook up, TOSSES him out, then goes out to bring Hook up. Shane whips Hook hard into steel steps! Hook writhes, Shane storms around, then Shane drags Hook up. Shane makes Hook take a seat in a corner, then runs up to KNEE Hook against railing! Hook falls over, but he’s somehow still conscious! Shane drags Hook up and hangs him out to dry on the railing! Hook sputters and falls to the floor, and Shane talks more trash. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the ring, and BOTB returns to single picture. Shane has Hook on the apron, for the APRON LEG DROP! Hook sputters more while Shane seethes.

Shane storms in, talks trash on the fans, then soaks up the heat. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the corner, and BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOT! HAYMAKER! Hook slumps down in the corner but the fans rally up. Shane waits on Hook, Hook says he’s still in this! Shane stands Hook up to BODY SHOT, BODY SHOT and BODY SHOT! Then Shane ROCKS Hook again, again, and AGAIN! Hook flops back down while Shane storms around. The ref checks with Hook, Shane says to call it already! Hook says no, he’s still in this! Shane drags Hook up, tells Hook to quit or he gets send home in a body bag!

The fans boo as Shane whips corner to corner, hard! Hook sputters, Shane runs in, but Hook dodges! Shane hits buckles, Hook hurries to waistlock! Shane fights the grip, then ROCKS Hook! Hook ROCKS Shane back! And ROCKS him again and again! The fans fire up as Hook fires more shots! Hook runs to LARAIT! Shane stays up, Hook LARIATS again! Hook runs, ducks the haymaker, and GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Shane staggers up in a daze, and Hook clinches to EXPLODER!! Hook covers, TWO!! Shane is still tougher than that and Hook is beside himself! Hook runs up in the corner, but into an URENAGE!

Shane drags Hook into the drop zone, goes up the corner, and he SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO?!? Hook survives and shocks Shane! Shane storms around, the fans rally up, and Shane drags Hook up. Shane slaps Hook around, then winds up, but Hook dodges! And dodges! REDRUM!! Shane is caught, he flails around, but then he fights up! Shane RAMS Hook into buckles, but Hook still holds on! Shane RAMS Hook in again, but Hook still has his hooks in! BACKPACK SENTON!! Shane is free, but then Hook springs up, REDRUM!! He even traps the arms!! Shane flails, reaches out, but he’s fading! Shane’s OUT, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (still FTW Champion)

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does it again! He takes damage and finds a way to win! But now, will he have that face to face meeting with Chris Jericho this Wednesday Night Dynamite?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Lexi is with Azucar as he is just moments away from his Title Eliminator match for the International Championship. However, Lexi wants to know if he knows what’s going on with Best Friends. Rocky says Chuck, Trent and Orange Cassidy are like brothers to him, and yet he has no idea what’s going on there. But right now, he can’t really worry about that, he has to focus on the match with Roderick Strong. When Rocky wins, he’ll be one step closer to fulfilling his destiny of becoming International Champion. Kyle O’Reilly pops in, wishes Rocky luck, and then heads back out. Will Azucar be able to get one over on the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will he just end up broken?

 

AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero!

While Azucar is confident, it was just last night on Rampage that Roddy took offense to him and Kyle O’Reilly even thinking there was a chance this match doesn’t go The Undisputed Kingdom’s way. Will Roddy prove them all wrong by crossing Rocky off the list? Or is this were The Kingdom starts to crumble?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are behind Rocky as he and Roddy tie up. Rocky waistlocks, Roddy wrenches to wristlock, but Rocky rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back. Roddy tries to pull hair but Rocky twists the wrist. Roddy pulls on Rocky’s ear to have the headlock and takeover. Rocky fights up, pops out the back, and then steps over. Rocky hooks an arm but Roddy fights off the takedown to hip toss and cover. ONE, but Roddy facelocks. Rocky fights up, pries at the hold, but Roddy holds on tight. Rocky still fights his way out of the hold, wristlocks and wrenches again, then YANKS the arm.

Roddy ROCKS Rocky then CHOPS him! Roddy whips, Rocky slides under then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky then wrenches Roddy and goes up a corner. Rocky FLYING KNEE DROPS right on the arm! The fans cheer the Latino Heat and Rocky goes back to the corner. Rocky CHOPS Roddy, Roddy CHOPS back! Rocky CHOPS, Roddy kicks low! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, ROCKS him, then reels Rocky in for a BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes but Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy and The Kingdom talk trash, Roddy swings but Rocky dodges! Rocky CHOPS and then stomps away on Roddy!

Rocky digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, then stands Roddy up. Rocky snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Roddy flounders, Rocky covers, ONE!! Rocky keeps one eye on The Kingdom, then he brings Roddy around. UPPERCUT and Roddy staggers. Roddy BOOTS, whips, but Rocky goes Spiderman! Rocky then dodges Roddy and sends him tumbling out! Rocky goes out to PENALTY KICK from the apron! Rocky leaps to DIVING STOMP! Roddy writhes, Rocky gives more Latino Heat, and BOTB goes picture in picture.

Rocky tells The Kingdom to back off, and so does the ref. Taven mocks Rocky’s Latino Heat, but Rocky puts Roddy in the ring. Rocky storms up on Roddy to KICK his leg! Roddy hobbles to a corner, Rocky CHOPS him and then follows him. Rocky ROCKS Roddy, ROCKS him again, but Roddy bails out. Rocky goes after Roddy on the apron, but Roddy lifts! Rocky fights that to then elbow Roddy! But Rocky has to watch out for The Kingdom lurking! Roddy BOOTS Rocky, then POSTS him! Rocky falls to the floor, Roddy hops down and he drags Rocky up. Roddy gives Rocky a RAILING BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes, The Kingdom mocks him more, and Roddy drags Rocky up.

Roddy puts Rocky in the ring, stomps Rocky around, then drags him up to CHOP! Rocky staggers to a corner, Roddy storms up on him, and then DECKS him! Roddy soaks up the heat, then he digs his boots into Rocky! The ref counts, Roddy lets off at 4, but just switches feet! The ref counts more, Roddy steps away, and Rocky sputters along the ropes. Roddy gets Rocky up but Rocky ROCKS him first! And again! Roddy hits back, Rocky CHOPS, and CHOPS! Rocky runs, but Roddy blocks the Rana to make it a POWER BREAKER! Rocky writhes, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy clamps onto Rocky with a motorcycle stretch!

Rocky endures as Roddy digs knee into Rocky’s back. Rocky fights up, moves around, but Roddy knees him low! Roddy scoops Rocky to RAM him into buckles! Then OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Rocky is still in this but Roddy stays on Rocky with stomps. Roddy stomps and stomps as BOTB returns to single picture. Roddy goes back to the motorcycle stretch but the fans rally again. Rocky fights up, fights back, and he KICKS Roddy’s leg! And KICKS! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, eggs Rocky on, but Rocky roars! Rocky fires forearms, then UPPERCUTS! Roddy wobbles, Rocky KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS!

Rocky CHOPS, whips, but Roddy reverses. Rocky reverses back to kick, but Roddy ducks the enzigiri! Rocky REWIND HEEL KICKS! Roddy flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! Rocky builds speed, fakes Roddy out and DIVES onto Taven! Then Rocky DIVES onto Roddy! Rocky puts Roddy in, runs up, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Rocky keeps his cool. Rocky fires forearms in the corner, then winds up! The fans fire up as Rocky runs in, clothesline! Another clothesline! But Roddy follows to RAM Rocky, and CHOP him! And CHOP! And CHOP! Roddy whips, Rocky comes back into the SICK KICK! Cover, TWO!

Roddy is frustrated but he hauls Rocky up. Fireman’s carry, but Rocky fights free! Roddy shoves, lifts again, but Rocky pops up to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Roddy survives but Rocky stays focused. The fans rally for Rocky as he stalks Roddy. Roddy RAMS Rocky, gets him up top, and then climbs up after him. Rocky fights with fists and a HEADBUTT! Rocky then cravats, SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives again and Rocky is beside himself! The Kingdom is also worried, they rally up for Roddy. The fans rally for Rocky as he goes out to the apron.

Rocky climbs but The Kingdom is lurking again. The ref tells them to back off, but Roddy ROCKS Rocky first! Roddy has Rocky up top but Rocky DECKS Roddy! Rocky adjusts, Roddy stands, METE- STRONG KNEE!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall (denies Rocky Romero a title opportunity)

The Kingdom helps Roddy, whether Roddy will say it that way or not. Kyle is here to celebrate with his friend, but he also checks on his other friend in Rocky. Kyle helps Rocky up to his feet, and wants the fans to give it up for Rocky. But then Wardlow LARIATS Rocky, and The Kingdom stomps away! Kyle has them stop, this isn’t cool! But then Roddy STRONG KNEES Kyle down?!? The fans boo as Roddy tells Kyle that he could do it on his own, but there’s only ONE man that can be International Champion! Kyle made the wrong decision! Roddy’s arrogance just ended his friendship with Kyle, will Kyle make Roddy pay for that?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi Nair is with the Professor of Professional Wrestling and notes how last week, Serena walked on stage after Yuka Sakazaki’s return victory. Why? Serena says she was sitting in the back, watching that impressive match, and thought to herself that she was watching a great pro-wrestler. Someone that Serena would love to tear it up with. Tonight, the Professor is here on BOTB, but has no championship opportunity. She’s not sweating it, though. Since her return, Serena is undefeated. She checked the rankings, and The Professor is sitting pretty at Number 3! So week by week, she’s climbing her way up to inevitably become champion.

Serena tells Yuka, that was an invitation. To where? Into the Deeb Dojo! Serena will show Yuka that Serena is better, and that she is what she says she is: The Professor of Pro-Wrestling! Serena wants to test herself against the Wrestling Magical Girl, but who will be the one taking a step closer to a title opportunity?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynasty!

After Roddy’s sudden rejection of Kyle O’Reilly, they are now going to battle over the International Championship! It’s the fight neither man wanted, but will Kyle give Roddy payback for what he did with interest?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet!

The Fallen Goddess is 49-0 after defeating Hikaru Shida on Supercard of Honor last week, and when she says she’s the Forever Champion, she means that. But will “forever” come to a crashing halt in Kentucky? Or will The Chef be the one getting served an L?

The introductions are made by Lexi Nair, so just a little biased in Athena’s favor. The belt is raised, and here in the main event, we see who is the face of the ROH Women’s Division!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the fans fire up for Athena already. The two circle, tie up, and they go around. They go into a corner, along ropes, then Athena throws Velvet down. Velvet holds on, they roll on the mat with the collar ‘n’ elbow, then they stand up. Athena puts Velvet in a corner, the ref counts, but Athena lets off with a cocky smile. Velvet keeps cool and resets with Athena. They tie up. Velvet wrenches an arm to wristlock, but Athena handsprings and wrenches back. Velvet rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Velvet headlocks but Athena powers up and out. Velvet runs Athena over, but Athena kips up!

The fans fire up while both women brush themselves off. They reset again, tie up, and Athena headlocks. Velvet powers up and out, but Athena wrenches to whip. Velvet ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Athena handsprings through! The fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on. But Velvet DROPKICSK Athena down! Athena gets up, Velvet arm-drags, arm-drags again, and then Velvet cheers herself on. Athena runs up into another arm-drag! Velvet has the armlock but Athena fights up and throws Velvet down by her hair! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, and things speed up.

Velvet drops, runs up and CALF KICKS Athena down! Athena bails out, Billie there to check on her. Velvet goes to the apron, Athena grabs a leg but Velvet kicks her away. Velvet then ASAI MOONSAULTS land takes Athena down! The fans fire up, Velvet drags Athena up and puts her in the ring, then has her on the apron. Velvet climbs up, brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her back. FLAPJACK off the top buckles! Velvet staggers, Athena reels her back in, APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up with Athena while BOTB goes picture in picture.

Velvet crawls into the ring but Athena follows her. Athena looms over Velvet, drags her up, then CLUBS her down. Athena stands Velvet up to whip her hard into a corner. Athena revels in the cheers before she runs in and back body blocks! Then Athena goes side to side to forearm SMASH! Athena smiles as Velvet leans against buckles. Athena shoves Velvet down, stomps her around, then drags her back up. Velvet fires body shots, but Athena bumps her off buckles. Velvet avoids the forearm to DOUBLE CHOP! Velvet fires body blows but Athena throws hands! Velvet CHOPS, Athena CHOPS, they CHOP, then Athena CHOPS Velvet off her feet!

The fans cheer while Athena snarls. Athena sits Velvet back up, KICKS her in the back, then KICKS her again! And again! Athena stands Velvet up, bumps her off buckles, then scoops to put Velvet in the Tree of Woe. Athena KICKS away on Velvet’s back, then lets her fall out of the Three. Billie applauds, tells Velvet she should’ve known better, but Velvet swipes at Billie. Billie gets away, cheers Athena on, but Velvet fires hands on Athena! Athena swings back but Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves! Velvet ROCKS Athena, kicks her legs out, then runs up , into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Athena is annoyed but still in control as BOTB goes to break.

BOTB returns once again as Athena hits buckles! Velvet rallies on Athena with clothesline after clothesline! Velvet runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Athena onto ropes! Velvet runs up to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet shoves Athena down, runs, and tilt-o-whirls again, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Athena survives and Velvet is frustrated. Athena crawls away, wanting mercy! But Velvet storms up, only for Athena to YANK Velvet into buckles! Athena then fireman’s carries Velvet for the WASTELAND! Roll through and another fireman’s carry, for another WASTELAND! Another roll through, and then Athena mocks the stirrin’ it up motion!

But Velvet pops up to RANA! Cover, TWO!! Athena escapes, Velvet runs up to wheelbarrow, but Athena URENAGES her down! Cover, TWO!! Athena is furious as Velvet survives! Athena goes up a corner, the fans cheer, and Velvet rises. But Velvet ROUNDHOUSES first! Velvet ROCKS Athena, climbs up after her, then CHOPS! Velvet goes to the very top, to SUPER VICTORY THROW! Athena flounders but she ducks the buzzsaw! Roll up, Velvet rolls through! THE SLICE! And then the tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!!! Athena survives and Velvet is fuming! Velvet pushes Athena around while the fans rally up.

Athena is in the drop zone, so Velvet goes up top. Velvet tells Billie to shut up, but Athena gets out to the apron. The fans boo but Velvet adjusts position, to leap and SUPER CROSSBODY! Athena catches her!? And then brings Velvet around to FALCON ARROW to the floor! The fans fire up as Athena roars, but so does Velvet as she rises! Only for the SUPERKICK to knock her down! Athena has a wild look on her face and Billie cheers on the Overlord. Athena gets Velvet up, THROWS her into the LED board, then THROWS her around again! Athena drags Velvet up and into the ring, storms in after her, and reels her in! Canadian Rack, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO!!!

Athena escapes, Velvet runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges then SUPERKICKS! But Athena DECKS Velvet with a forearm! Athena goes up top, Velvet rises in a daze, to get the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)

And that’s FIFTY and zero! Fifty wins, no losses, and no slowing down as she title belt clinks with Billie. But as is customary on ROH, Athena sets her belt down, and Billie does, too. They drag Velvet up, mock “stir it up,” but Velvet SLAPS Athena! And SLAPS Billie! But then Athena and Billie mug Velvet! The fans boo as Billie picks up her belt, takes aim, but then QUEEN AMINATA is here! Aminata runs down into the ring, dodges Billie to DECK Athena, then HEADBUTT for Billie! That’s payback for cheating in the TV title match! But then Athena runs up, into an Alabama Lift! AIR RAID CRASH!!

Aminata saves Velvet while also making her own impact, will The Queen not be denied her crown? Or will the Fallen Goddess look to make her pay for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A really good BOTB but uh, after ten of these, we already know nothing really happens on these. Great action and promos like on Collision, but no titles were ever changing hands. And after two hours of Collision, the crowd was of course tired out. Hook of course defeated Shane but it was a really good showing of Hook’s resilience to take all that damage and still win. Really good match from Roddy and Rocky that Roddy of course won, and turns out I was right in thinking they’d fast track Roddy VS Kyle here. That match will be great stuff, but it’d be a shame if Kyle’s first title shot ends up a loss, even with The Kingdom all there to interfere and distract.

Good promo from Serena to make it clear that she’s having a match with Yuka, just in case it wasn’t clear last week. And then a great main event for the ROH Women’s Championship. Red Velvet looked great even in defeat, and natural move for Aminata to show up and go after Athena & Billie. Aminata really has her pick of the two titles at this point, and while payback on Billie for Supercard is an obvious route, why wouldn’t she go right to the source and take down Athena? Athena’s made it to 50-0, and if not when Athena faced Billie, not when she faced Nyla Rose nor when she faced Shida, her first loss should be to pass the torch to Aminata.

Aminata went through the grind, paid her dues, and has got organically over with ROH viewers, so if she isn’t gonna be the historic first Women’s TV Champ, make her the woman that takes down the top woman in ROH.

My Score: 8.6/10


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