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Mitchell’s Raw Talk Report! (12/7/20)

It’s a golden Raw Talk!

Published

2 years ago

December 7, 2020

Steven Mitchell

The WWE World Champion joins Raw Talk!

Drew McIntyre will be here, but so will the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and The Hurt Business! What will the champions and contenders have to say about everything we saw on Monday Night Raw?

#CharTruth welcomes us back to the show!

Charly Caruso and R-Truth are excited for another “ultra insightful” episode, and Truth is still in shock about how Bray was facing Orton but then it was The Fiend. That mask makes Charly fear waking up one night and just seeing The Fiend in her room. #StrangerDanger. A nightmare come to life, surely for Orton. Truth says that’s the same for “me, myself and mine. Er, I.” But then at TLC, does Orton have a chance of containing The Fiend? Didn’t look like that just moments ago. Scary face, scary teeth, dark magic and that mandible claw… Orton almost won but then The Fiend did that! Of course, we’ve seen this since forever with The Fiend but still. Truth will just be nice to Bray.

But didn’t Truth talk crap on Bray? NEVER! Nope, not once! Did you hear someone else? Charly thinks Truth doesn’t realize sometimes words just come out. True. But from creepy business to… The Hurt Business!

Cedric Alexander and Shelton Benjamin join Raw Talk.

They’re dressed in clean suits, with clean hands to shake, and they’re gentlemen as they unbutton the jackets before sitting. Truth has a question. How did it feel being born old? No, he’s Shelton Benjamin, not Benjamin Button. Truth says that’s disappointing. Did kids bother Benjamin at school? Benjamin asks Charly if Truth is alright. Or on medication. Truth eats Tic Tacs and that’s it.

Charly brings up Kofi Kingston being both their opponent tonight. So who was the real winner? New Day or Hurt Business? Kofi beat Benjamin, but Alexander beat Kofi right after. Truth says that’s a tie. But Benjamin says that the bottom line, at the end of it all, whose hand was raised? The Hurt Business’. So as far as we should all be concerned, the Hurt Business reigned supreme. Alexander concurs. But also, not to take away from the win, Charly says Kofi’s leg was beat up. Alexander stops them right there and asks again, “Who won?” Alexander won. That’s all that matters. Alexander beat a forearm world champion! What else does he have to do? But Kofi had a double header. And whose fault was that?

Charly agrees, Kofi did agree to the match. Yes, the champion thought he was man enough, and he wasn’t. But Truth counters that maybe Alexander could’ve just said he’d wait for Kofi to come back at 100%. But Kofi’s a champ. He should fight like he’s 100% all the time. Truth says Alexander just likes title straps. Of course, but still! Charly also accepts that, because a champion level competitor has to always be ready. We just saw the Pittsburgh Steelers lose to Washington! Benjamin doesn’t care about that, the news is New Day losing to Hurt Business. Truth says the series is even. This is what Charly meant earlier about talking without thinking.

Charly says Benjamin brings great assets to the Hurt Business, but how is Alexander fitting in? That’s a silly question. Again, Cedric beat former world champion, Kofi Kingston. What else is there to say? They are the what business? The HURT Business! So Kofi was just “business as usual.” He got in the ring, he got hurt, and he lost for Cedric to win. So now that they’re climbing the mountain, do they deserve another shot? Cedric says Charly has a habit of asking weird questions. Truth agrees with that. Ask the right questions. What happened tonight? Cedric beat both members of the New Day back to back weeks.

Charly says Truth has a hard time paying attention. Attention pays Truth. But Attention told Truth that Shelton lost, Cedric won. And Cedric only won because Kofi got hurt facing Shelton. Yeah, he did get hurt. That’s what they do. They’re not the “Oh, sorry, Kofi” Business. Truth should know what the Hurt Business is about. The others can come over to remind him. Charly thanks them for their time and promises to work on her questions. Truth says he’ll rent a car from them. No, not Hertz! Ugh. But from Raw Tag Team title challengers to the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions!

Nia Jax and Shayna Baszler join Raw Talk!

Truth says they’re in bad moods tonight. Well Shayna isn’t happy to be sitting next to Truth this time. But the real bad mood comes from earlier tonight. Shayna is still champion, though. Nia asks if Charly is upset someone stole one of her sleeves. Did she pay full price for that? Isn’t she cold? Charly admits she’s a little chilly. But her boobs are still on the front, right? Oh, ho! But if Shayna and Nia get her, there will be boobs on her back. Get it? Twisting and contorting people. No, Charly likes her body the way it is. Don’t knock it ’till you try it.

But moving on, three weeks in a row, Asuka and Lana have found a way to beat them. Truth says Lana is on a roll. Charly says no one expected Nia and Shayna to lose to Asuka and Lana, considering no one has taken Lana seriously before. Shayna says Lana should never be taken seriously! Lana got lucky because she has Asuka, who is a champion, by the way! But why is Lana even ringside? Should not be legal! That’s a distraction! Truth says Lana is on a good streak right now. Streak?! Well, like a skunk’s back. But maybe Goldberg! #LANABERG! Ugh no. Shayna says this every time she’s on Raw Talk: this is the worst part of her day. Truth says Shayna’s just upset catering didn’t have potato salad. Nia says Shayna had soup. Salty soup? Charly apologizes for that.

But Charly says “Lanaberg” and Nia have a match. Lana was worried but Asuka encouraged her. Shayna says Lana VS Nia, the most powerful female in the locker room, is not healthy. Asuka is just giving Lana confidence. OoOoh~! Shayna says that’s like telling someone they can survive oncoming traffic. Charly is just saying Lana uses power of belief. Did Charly lose half her brain when she lost half her shirt? Nia can’t understand this. Shayna asks who is in charge of assigning guests! Truth says they woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Nia needs a manager for her, or from this show. Oh so now she’s Karen? Oh, good one, Charly! Did Karen sell you that shirt?

Nia is not scared of Lana. And Shayna says Asuka gave Lana bad advice. “Jump off the bridge! You can survive!” That’s not a good friend or tag partner! But Charly says that if you had no choice, at least there’d be someone there with you. No, that person should get you away from the bridge! But Lana has shown on Raw Talk that she has expressed confidence and the desire to be a champion. Lana has been training and posting it on Instagram. Nia gives Lana credit for getting up every time she’s been knocked down. Lana’s gotten good shots in, but next week, Nia is going to be digging very deep into Lana and she won’t get up. Nia has had it with letting “this little blonde you-know-what get away thinking she can compete with champions like me and Shayna.”

Shayna mocks Lana having a strong presence on Instagram and TikTok. Since when were those needed requirements to be a pro-wrestler? It isn’t, and Charly doesn’t like that stuff, either. Truth likes it! But Truth just loves TikTok, and everything and everyone. But Lana has been putting in a lot more effort. Nia says EVERYONE works hard, whether or not it’s posted on social media or thrown in our face in some WWE Chronicle special. That crap on TikTok doesn’t matter! They don’t need to put it on social media because it’s normal for them to do this every day! It’s an anomaly for Lana so of course she posts about it! Nia is sick of it all. Next question.

Charly moves on and she says she respects that mentality of not needing to show off. But next week, the momentum builder for TLC, will it indicate what happens in the tag title match with Lana and Asuka. Shayna handles this one. “I am sick and tired of the way things are around here. This is the truth: No one in that locker room can out wrestle me, there is no one more powerful than Nia.” The fact that LaNa~ has social media followers and gets the opportunities, she shouldn’t even be in the ring! Shayna and Nia remedy that. That’s all this is, a chance for them to fix this! TLC will still see them standing as the champions. And speaking of champions…

Drew McIntyre joins Raw Talk!

The WWE World Champion is here, but he doesn’t feel so bad after the brawl with Sheamus. “That’s what brothers do!” They fought it out. Charly lets McIntyre take us through that. That wasn’t the first and it won’t be the last he and Sheamus punched each other in the face. Yes, McIntyre knew the Brogue was incidental, but they had to get it out of their system. The mistake made was Pat Buck getting in between them. McIntyre and Sheamus got on the same page, beat Buck up and then saw that table. BOOM, through the table. McIntyre’s fine, even with the lumps and cuts on his face. Sheamus has his own welt the size of an egg. Just a word to the rest of Raw: keep up with his physicality, or else you are never getting at the world title and he’ll just knock your ass out.

But then Sheamus crashes the show! And the bruise is already turning purple. Sheamus and McIntyre have been having drinks the last 20 minutes. Sheamus gets free pints wearing his wrestling gear. So Sheamus is okay McIntyre went after him for the Brogue? Tonight was not the first time they’ve had a brawl like that. But they settled it and move on. Imagine what happens to their opponents. Charly says that is a true sign of brotherhood. You can go back and forth and argue and fight, then later, you’re fine. Speaking of, McIntyre’s four year anniversary is coming! Mrs. McIntyre must be upset he isn’t home yet. Big shout out to the family, the dogs, and everything else. Is Sheamus new to TV? Doing all the shout outs!

But moving to physicality, Raw needs to step it up to keep up. Some people aren’t. If you can’t keep up, get lost in the shuffle or be put on another show since you don’t belong. Charly knows Sheamus was pacing, beside himself. What was going through his mind the exact moment he accidentally hit McIntyre? “That was a sweet Brogue Kick.” McIntyre laughs but teases that they lost the match for it. Well Sheamus isn’t trying to compare their kicks but the Brogue… Oh don’t go down that road. They’ve spent countless hours arguing this at the bar. But who is champion? Truth asks how Sheamus feels, and Sheamus says he’s numb on the one side of his face. Sheamus tells McIntyre to finish up so they can get another drink, then heads out first.

Charly has one more thing to ask, and seeing that there is no issue between him and Sheamus, how about the loss to AJ Styles? They have their TLC match at TLC after all. Well McIntyre isn’t happy not getting hit in the face or letting Styles win because Styles will rub it in. But their match at TLC gives Styles an advantage, but McIntyre has overcome odds before. Fans are excited to see McIntyre VS Styles 1v1 for the first time ever, and so is McIntyre. McIntyre’s dreamed of this match since he was 16. He started training at 15, saw Styles get going because he’s a few years older than McIntyre, and then they kept missing each other in their careers.

Eventually, they both ended up in WWE, but were on different brands the whole time, until now and now we have this match. Maybe Styles has been ducking McIntyre, but they’re having it out, and McIntyre vows to stay WWE World Champion. Truth asks if he’s going to bring the sword. Oh he brings that everywhere. So is it like Excalibur or the Sword in the Stone? Neither, it was the long lost family heirloom that Sheamus found it and brought it back. The heritage has brought out the fighting spirit! Charly hopes it brings just a bit of luck, too, given what Styles has in skill and in Omos. And Truth, work on your filter. But for now, that’s all for Raw Talk! See you next Monday! McIntyre needs to tell Sheamus he took up his time.

My Thoughts:

A very fun Raw Talk from top to bottom, though the Hurt Business segment got a bit redundant since Cedric and Shelton kept pushing the bottom line of the Hurt Business winning. Nia and Shayna have made this great shift from being functional as a team but dysfunctional as people, to two dominant wrestlers who support each other because they’ve proven to themselves this combination works. They really tear into Lana, and I hate to say it, but got some Face points with me for tearing down social media obsessions and all that. But that’s meant to be a Heel move since most people like social media things like TikTok and Instagram, so they were still doing their part as Heels to get heat from the average viewer.

McIntyre’s segment was really fun, with Sheamus joining in by surprise making it even more fun because of their chemistry. As I said for the Raw article, I would love if Sheamus and McIntyre stuck together for a long stretch, similar to how Bliss-Cross did. We all thought someone would turn and betray the other but Bliss didn’t go Heel and neither did Cross, they won things together and then only after a year did they break up. That can be Sheamus and McIntyre, maybe not as tag team champions but as allies, and then eventually, months from now, something happens and Sheamus goes back to being Heel. But for now, let’s enjoy the #CelticConnection fighting together, sometimes fighting each other but as brothers in arms, and just being entertaining.

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(NOAH) NOAH NEWSLETTER VOL.196 ~ 29th March 2023

An injury to a major a player in NOAH causes a little concern! New challengers arise for the champions!

Published

2 days ago

March 30, 2023

Hi5ame

NEWS

Kongoh vs GLG

Sparks flew between Kongoh, the Kongoh Juniors and Tadasuke and GLG (“Good Looking Guys”) during NOAH’s Tohoku tour. Hi69, who appears to be the mouthpiece of the Kongoh Juniors (when Shuji Kondo is not around to terrify them), swore revenge on Tadasuke for his defection, and Kenoh who had branded GLG “a bunch of rando’s” proposed a best out of three falls for one night, and then a Captains Fall (he nominated Hi69 as the captain) for the final night. Kongoh might have won the Best out of Three falls match, but they were humiliated on the last night of tour, when GLG won over Kongoh, with Jake Lee pinning Hi69. Kongoh are also at war with GLG as Katsuhiko Nakajima is challenging Jake Lee for the GHC Heavyweight. Both had their brutal interactions, but neither got the win over the other. Nakajima told Jake, that “It’s amazing that you won the GHC Heavyweight not long after coming to NOAH. BUT! I will take the helm. Anyway, I’m changing this situation. That is all.”

Shuhei Taniguchi & Takashi Sugiura’s title challenge

Shuhei Taniguchi introduced his new tandem move with Takashi Sugiura during the Tohoku tour. Except, he didn’t tell Sugiura that he was going to use him as a weapon to chokeslam him onto his opponents. Tokyo Sports have named this move, “The Sugi Bomb”. This move came after Taniguchi lost to Masa Kitamiya, and Sugi basically told him to shape up as there wasn’t any time left. Taniguchi since then has gone slightly off the rails, and even accidentally dissed Sugi by not shaking his hand as he was too elated.

STINGER fall apart, YO-HEY and Tadasuke challenge

Yoshinari Ogawa and HAYATA managed to stay together until the third night of tour, when HAYATA accidentally caught Yoshinari Ogawa in the face with a kick when Tadasuke ducked, meaning that YO-HEY got the win and the right to challenge. After the match, YO-HEY and Tadasuke held the tag belt above Ogawa, and officially became the next challengers. YO-HEY likened the Ogawa and Eita relationship as a “mushy daytime drama” which he was sick of. He also said that getting the tag belts would prove the reason why he left The NOAH Junior Regulars and why Tadasuke left Kongoh. Meanwhile in the ring, HAYATA and Ogawa got into a fight, which led to HAYATA saying that he wasn’t going to tag with Ogawa the next day, or team with him in any form, and that NOAH had better change the card. Looking at the matches booked for the run up to the 16th in Sendai, HAYATA and Ogawa have nothing to do with each other, and as Chris Ridgeway is not currently in Japan, this leaves the field open for Eita who said that he was on Ogawa’s side and was all he had left. Title match has been set for ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI on 16th April at the Xebio Arena Sendai.

AMAKUSA retains, HAYATA challenges

AMAKUSA was successful in his title defense against Lanzelot on March 26th at the Aomori Mutusu Maeda Arena, and was challenged by HAYATA afterwards. Neither are people of very many words. HAYATA’S challenge was simply that he had come to take his belt back, and therefore, he was asking to be the next challenger. AMAKUSA used his catchphrase of something being a stupid question and said he had been waiting for HAYATA to come, and how he had been waiting for “a duel” and, “I would like to ask for a fight that will lead me and the NOAH Junior’s greatest treasure to the highest heaven.”

Title match has been set for ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI on 16th April at the Xebio Arena Sendai.

El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr, Jack Morris and the GHC National

E Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr was initially a little hurt by Jack Morris’s challenge to him and his subsequent vicious attacks on him during the pre matches, as he considered him to be a friend, and they had both discussed getting the tag belts together some day. Both have sworn to destroy the other, with Jack saying he won’t just destroy El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr, he was going to humiliate him as well.

Kaito Kiyomiya concussed, trip to America cancelled

Kaito Kiyomiya had planned to accompany Keiji Mutoh (and Yoshiki Inamura) to Keiji Mutoh’s WWE Hall of Fame induction in Los Angeles, but unfortunately, he was concussed following a Wagner Bomb from El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr on the last night of tour. For a while after taking the move he lay motionless, leading NOAH’s trainer to get in the ring. He was helped out and taken to the back with the fans applauding him. The good sign was that he was walking, but sadly a concussion meant that he had to be in contact for the next couple of days with NOAH’s medical team, which meant no long haul flights. Kiyomiya has made no comment as he is not in a state to be on social media, which he hasn’t been on since losing to Jake Lee, while Keiji Mutoh said there will be other chances and Kiyomiya should concentrate on getting better. NOAH’s director, Narihiro Takeda is a little irritated with Kiyomiya for not being able to take this chance, while Yoshiki Inamura looked a little upset that Kiyomiya wasn’t able to come to America.

EVENT RECAPS & POST MATCH INTERVIEWS

Recaps

SUNNY VOYAGE (TOHOKU TOUR)

Akita Selion Plaza, Friday March 24th

Iwate Morioka Gymnasium, Saturday March 25th

Aomori Mutsu Maeda Arena, Sunday March 26th

Aomori Hachinoe Yutori 1st floor multi-purpose large hall, Monday March 27th

Post match interviews

Akita Selion Plaza, Friday March 24th

Iwate Morioka Gymnasium, Saturday March 25th

Aomori Mutsu Maeda Arena, Sunday March 26th

Aomori Hachinoe Yutori 1st floor multi-purpose large hall, Monday March 27th

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH

– Because Akita Selion is a small venue in the provinces (Japanese countryside), the comments booth was a curtained off area in the main hall. Everyone heard Kenoh shrieking as they left.

– Akitoshi Saito was observed by Naomichi Marufuji to be eating frozen broccoli that he had bought from a convenience store when the bus made a stop. Marufuji asked him if he should be eating it like that, to which Saito said he didn’t see the problem. Marufuji summed up the card the next day as “young guys fighting, title match pre matches and a fight with frozen broccoli.”

– As the Tohoku tour took place outside of the big cities there were no restaurants around the hotel area or the venue, so people very much stayed in their rooms. Naomichi Marufuji did an increasingly drunken Instagram live with Mohammed Yone and Masa Kitamiya, which involved Kitamiya belching and Yone pulling gangsta signs, and then the three of them running their phones at the same time so each was live from the same room and whistling and humming at the same time. The last night showed a very drunk Takashi Sugiura.

– With YO-HEY defected and Daisuke Harada gone, Atsushi Kotoge hinted at the creation of a new unit with Seiki Yoshioka and Alejandro.

– The Iwate fans helped to clean up the arena by packing away chairs on to pallet trolleys.

– Yasutaka Yano debuted a new costume, officially ending the first part of his career. Naomichi Marufuji hinted that he wanted him to think a little more about what he did and start joining in the title race.

– When he was in Dove, fans used to comment on how much they loved YO-HEY’S aftershave. Fans commented on this in the same way this past week in Tohoku.

– Yoshiki Inamura photographed some squirrels whilst in Los Angeles.

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

GHC Heavyweight Champion: Jake Lee
Challenger: Katsuhiko Nakajima, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC Junior Champion: AMAKUSA
Challenger: HAYATA, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: Masa Kitamiya and Daiki Inaba
Challengers: Shuhei Taniguchi & Takashi Sugiura, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC Junior Tag Champions: Yoshinari Ogawa & Eita
Challengers: Good Looking Guys (YO-HEY & Tadasuke), ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC National Champion: El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr
Challenger: Jack Morris, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)

THIS WEEK IN NOAH

4th April: Xtreme Tiger birthday (1981)

Kenoh and Shuji Kondo will be heading to Dragon Gate to challenge Natural Vibez (Big Boss Shimizu and Kzy) for the Open The Twin Gate tag championship on April 1st. NOAH themselves don’t have any events until April 8th. April schedule can be found here.

LINKS

Interview with Kenoh, a professional wrestler from Tokushima, who will hold an event to commemorate the 15th anniversary of his debut at the Tokugin Tomony Arena

“If it ends suddenly in one go, it doesn’t matter how the match goes”, new GHC Heavyweight Champion Jake Lee talks about the challenger, Katsuhiko Nakajima

NOAH FROM THE VAULT

“Donmai, Donmai” – Mitsuharu Misawa’s diary

(This latest entry was by far the most embarrassing thing I have ever had to do at work)

Picture credits: Weekly Pro, PKDX and Tokyo Sports.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

(NOAH) NOAH NEWSLETTER VOL.195 ~ 22ND MARCH 2023

New champions, All Japan interactions, new debuts and Joshi in NOAH! NOAH is heating up in 2023!

Published

1 week ago

March 23, 2023

Hi5ame

NEWS

YO-HEY & Tadasuke join GLG

During Kongoh vs The NOAH Junior Regulars at Great Voyage in Yokohama 2023 on the 19th March, Tadasuke inadvertently knocked down Shuji Kondo, which allowed Atsushi Kotoge to get the win over him (Tadasuke). The NOAH Juniors left the ring, which left Kondo and the others, Hajime Ohara and Hi69 advancing menacingly on Tadasuke. Kondo it is well known does not like him, Hi69 has a simmering jealousy, and Ohara will do whatever Kondo does. YO-HEY ran in to save Tadasuke, and just when it looked as if Tadasuke would be welcomed by the NOAH Junior Regulars, YO-HEY was seen whispering something to him, and the two took out Kotoge, Seiki Yoshioka and Alejandro. Backstage, while Kotoge et al wondered what had happened, YO-HEY said “No Comment”. Fans were hopeful of a RATELS reunion (Daisuke Harada had been signing autographs), but YO-HEY and Tadasuke came out in the main event as members of GLG (Jake Lee’s “Good Looking Guys” unit).

Saxon Huxley debuts in NOAH

The 203cm Saxon Huxley (which makes him taller than even Jake Lee at 192cm), made his NOAH debut at “Great Voyage in Yokohama”. Very reminiscent of Bruiser Brody, his first match was fittingly a match teaming with Hideki Suzuki and against Yoshiki Inamura and Mohammed Yone. Huxley won the match and backstage said that he didn’t come to Japan to look at the Cherry blossoms, he came here to fight!

The problem with Shuhei Taniguchi, Takashi Sugiura takes a hand

Shuhei Taniguchi emerged from his slumber and the monster reawakened against Takashi Sugiura in a match in Yokohama (“Great Voyage”) where Taniguchi had one of the best matches of his in a long time. He won via repeated soccer ball kicks to the head, which made a nasty thudding sound. Backstage, Takashi Sugiura urged him to seize this chance, Taniguchi asked him for another match, but Sugi told him he had to seize the opportunity by himself. Later (and with Sugiura looking on, hands behind his back and standing in the background in teacher mode), Taniguchi challenged Daiki Inaba and Masa Kitamiya for the GHC Heavyweight Tag titles they had just retained against Kongoh. Masa Kitamiya grimly told Taniguchi that he would accept their challenge, but he would “teach him” when to “leave NOAH forever” and that there was no future for him. Title match will take place on April 16th in Sendai.

Jack Morris challenges for the GHC National

The Yokohama Budokan has always been good to Jack Morris, he made his NOAH debut there (which he won) and on the 19th, he defeated El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr and therefore won the opportunity to challenge for the GHC National. Morris picked up the belt and silently held it over El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr, who was lying spread out on the mat. Title match has been set for April 16th in Sendai.

SUWAMA, Kenoh, Soya & All Japan

Following Kenoh’s labelling All Japan as a “pigsty” (I am trying to imagine how that would have gone down in the Baba era) and walking out of the press conference saying that the whole venue chosen for it was like an old fashioned mayoral meeting in Tokyo with the close press of bodies, Kenoh and Manabu Soya succeeded in winning the All Japan World Heavyweight titles on the 21st March. I have never seen Kenoh so happy on winning a title, the GHC has history, but not as long a history as All Japan, the promotion it flowed from and I think despite his disparaging, Kenoh was overcome to be holding the belts that the legends of All Japan once did. Suwama got in the ring after their victory to challenge for the titles on behalf of Voodoo Murders, Kenoh basically told him to beat it. He wanted nothing to do with him, he was insulted by his not turning up to Great Voyage in Yokohama, where Kenoh had prepared a special seat for him at ringside, and their next challenge (and probably any subsequent challenges) would take place in NOAH as he told everyone pointedly in the ring and then backstage, along with more jumping and cheering with Soya. No challengers have come forward yet, but Kenoh looks to be adding to his collection of belts as on the 1st April when he and Shuji Kondo will challenge DragonGate’s Natural Vibez (Big Boss Shimizu and Kzy) for the Open the Twin Gate Championship. Media outlets are wondering whether Kenoh will once again attempt to unify the GHC and All Japan belts.

Kenoh “All Japan, Aoyago disappointing”. Aoyagi demands a double title match and orders Kongoh to win the GHC, World Tag Press Conference

Seriously? Managing Director Kohei Suwama sends a thank you letter to Kenoh, “If it’s full, I’ll give you a monetary reward”

Kenoh & Soya win the World Tag, notice of defense in NOAH, re-notification of “break” to Suwama

Kenoh’s “pigsty” ruthlessly inflames Suwama, lambasts Triple Crown Champion Yuji Nagata!

No love lost, Masa Kitamiya & Kento Miyahara

Furious that Masa Kitamiya was ignoring his demands for a three man tag in All Japan and irritated even more over Kitamiya’s not greeting him as his senior, Kento Miyahara appeared in NOAH to confront his unrepentant junior following Kitamiya & Inaba’s successful tag defense against Kongoh. Miyahara, who danced his way to the ring, told an unimpressed “Mitsuhiro Kitamiya” that he was getting way ahead of himself (he said it was by one hundred years) calling himself “Masa” and that he had come to finally get an answer out of him about the match. Kitamiya told him that there was no benefit, but since Miyahara had come all the way down here just to shame his junior for not responding, then fine, he would fight him. There was no love lost in Ota Ward, at least not on Masa Kitamiya’s part, and while Miyahara might have had a change of heart after the match, Kitamiya didn’t. The match itself was won by Yoshiki Inamura (against whom Ryo Inoue in particular has sworn revenge and says he will win the All Japan tag league to do it) and was followed by Miyahara speaking on the microphone to Kitamiya. He told him that with the “Masa” name Kitamiya had no choice but to go to the top of NOAH and having seen for himself how he was now, he was no longer “Mitsuhiro Kitamiya”, which was hard for him to say, and he could stop worrying about him. Kitamiya (who hates both of his older brothers/sibling students) told him that he wanted nothing more to do with him, he hated him then and he hated him now. Miyahara, however, seemed to think that they would meet in the ring again although Kitamiya made it very clear that it was unlikely.

Kitamiya gets irritated with “Irresponsible comments”, “Not thinking about unnecessary things”. Kenoh once again declares “GHC World Tag Team”. GHC tag signing ceremony.

“Pathetic”, Miyahara asks Kitamiya to quickly determine the three wrestlers who will be on the NOAH side

NOAH’s Kitamiya wins the match, an announcement of “Never getting involved”, Miyahara cheers “Get to the top!”

STINGER war, outcast Eita

To the surprise of no one, Yoshinari Ogawa (and Eita) did not attend the match signing. Chris Ridgeway and HAYATA did, and while Ridgeway did most of the talking, HAYATA was vocal enough to state that losing the pre matches could be an Ogawa trick. He also likened him to an “Amanojaku” (天邪鬼, lit “Heavenly evil spirit”) which is a demon in Japanese folklore, which urges people to wicked deeds by preying on their darkest desires. HAYATA’S description is apt, because the demon is tricky and never does what anyone expects as their nature is contrary. There was no way to try and outmaneuver such a demon with tricks, so HAYATA said there was no strategy other than to destroy him. In the title match, Ogawa stole the win and then appealed for peace between himself, HAYATA and Ridgeway. HAYATA shook hands, Ridgeway was a little apprehensive and when it came time to leave the ring, hung back without shaking hands, despite the fact that both Ogawa and HAYATA where urging him to come walk with them.

What about Eita?

Eita and Ogawa got into a shoving match when Ogawa shook hands with HAYATA, which ended with Ogawa slapping Eita, who thought that like his squabbles with NOSAWA, it would blow over in a matter of seconds. What he forgets is that Ogawa forgives when he wants.

It was hard not to feel sorry for Eita as he did look so alone when he left the ring, gathering up his belt sadly and slinking backstage with hunched shoulders and holding the side of his face. Like Eita said, STINGER are a notoriously silent group, two don’t have social media, the third doesn’t use his much, and it is only Eita who talks online. Eita’s last post was sad, he said he still believed in Ogawa…after all, they were the GHC Junior tag champions. So far, no one has come to challenge for the belts.

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Lanzelot challenges AMAKUSA

Lanzelot challenged AMAKUSA for the GHC Junior title following his (Lanzelot’s) win over him at the Yokohama Budokan. Title match will take place in Aomori on March 26th. This will be broadcast at a later date.

Joshi matches announced on a NOAH show

NOAH continue to test the water in putting on Joshi matches, this time outside of a special show (i.e. Great Muta and Keiji Mutoh’s retirement) by putting on a women’s match for the first time ever on an official NOAH show. Nothing as of yet has been announced regarding a women’s division or a GHC Women’s Championship, but it would not surprise me if an announcement was made on the 16th April following Maya Yukihi vs Sumire Natsu.

Jake Lee wins the GHC Heavyweight title

Jake Lee defeated Kaito Kiyomiya following a brutal match where Kiyomiya was worn down but did not have the energy to keep wearing down Jake, which he almost succeeded in doing, at Great Voyage in Yokohama and became the 42nd GHC Heavyweight Champion. He was immediately challenged by Katsuhiko Nakajima, who told him that he would show him what the real NOAH is, and he used the phrase “I’m NOAH”, which made fans wonder if there was a double meaning here as Nakajima started using this in response to Go Shiozaki’s, “I am NOAH”. Jake Lee, after looking stunned, commented that Nakajima was one of the wrestlers he had always wanted to fight. Title match has been set for the 16th April in Sendai.

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EVENT RECAPS & POST MATCH INTERVIEWS

Post match interviews

Sunny Voyage 2023 (Tuesday March 14th)

Great Voyage in Yokohama 2023 (Sunday March 19th)

Event recaps

Great Voyage in Yokohama 2023 (Sunday, March 19th)

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH

– Naomichi Marufuji picked a few hairs off of Anthony Green’s chest before chopping him

– Very sadly with the defection of YO-HEY and the retirement of Daisuke Harada, the NOAH Junior Space recorded its last session this past week.

– Naomichi Marufuji posted two short InstaLive videos of himself and a drunk Tadasuke. Who had a white towel over his head for some reason in the first, and then had the grin and the eyes half closed and half open in the second.

– A sports news outlet based in Nigeria, reported that Chris Ridgeway had passed away on March 30th 2021! I mean STINGER might be reclusive, and one fan drawn cartoon depicted HAYATA living inside of Yoshiki Inamura’s tires as it was a dark place to hide, but come on! I doubt the 1,308 fans at the Yokohama Budokan were all having a mass hallucination.

– Eita has now become a freelancer. DragonGate said that with his activities in NOAH and Eita also wanting to expand, that this was the best and easiest option all round.

– Manabu Soya announced himself as the mystery wrestler who would enter Champions Carnival Block B

– Kenta Kobashi will be running Fortune Dream (8) again at Korakuen Hall on the 14th June.

– The Great Muta will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, alongside Keiji Mutoh. Akitoshi Saito wondered whether Muta had a passport.

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

GHC Heavyweight Champion: Jake Lee
Challenger: Katsuhiko Nakajima, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC Junior Champion: AMAKUSA
Challenger: Lanzelot, SUNNY VOYAGE 2023 (Aomori Mutsu Maeda Arena, Sunday March 26th)
GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: Masa Kitamiya and Daiki Inaba
Challengers: Shuhei Taniguchi & Takashi Sugiura, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)
GHC Junior Tag Champions: Yoshinari Ogawa & Eita
Challengers: None at the time of writing
GHC National Champion: El Hijo Del Dr Wagner Jnr
Challenger: Jack Morris, ABEMA presents GREEN JOURNEY 2023 in SENDAI (Xebio Arena Sendai, Sunday April 16th)