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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (2/23/21)

Dark’s back up to 16!

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AEW Dark turns it up to 16 again!

With Revolution approaching ever closer, AEW Dark pumps back up to a sweet sixteen! And the Nightmare Factory is pumping out fresh new faces!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Brian Cage w/ Hook VS John Skyler; Cage wins.
  • Lee Johnson w/ Arn Anderson VS Serpentico w/ Luther; Johnson wins.
  • Eddie Kingston VS JD Drake; Kingston wins.
  • Leyla Hirsch VS Brooke Havok w/ Cody Rhodes; Leyla wins.
  • Jurassic Express VS Angel Fashion & VSK; Jurassic Express wins.
  • QT Marshall w/ Nick Comoroto VS JJ Garrett; Marshall wins.
  • Max Caster w/ Anthony Bowens vs Marko Stunt; Caster wins.
  • Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS Louie Valle & Chris Peaks; Reynolds & Silver win.
  • Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford VS Fuego Del Sol; Sabian wins.
  • The Varsity Blondes VS Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo; The Varsity Blondes win.
  • Aaron Solow VS Ryan Nemeth; Nemeth wins.
  • Ivelisse & Diamante VS Miranda Alize & Renee Michelle; Ivelisse & Diamante win.
  • Top Flight VS Tony Vega & Steven Stetson; Top Flight wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS M’Badu, Levi Shapiro, Daniel Joseph & Aaron Frye; Kiss, Janela & Bear Country win.
  • “Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar Bononi VS Ryzin & Baron Black; Avalon & Bononi win.
  • KiLynn King VS Tesha Price; King wins.
  • Triple Threat Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS The Hybrid2 VS The Sydal Brothers; SCU wins and remains a tag team.

PLAY BY PLAY

Brian Cage w/ Hook VS John Skyler!

The Machine gave Sting a MASSIVE powerbomb on Dynamite, but the Street Fight is still coming. Will Cage smash the Southern Savior to show he has power to spare?

The bell rings, Skyler rushes Cage but Cage runs him over! Cage drags Skyler up, whips him to ropes, but Skyler kicks back! And SUPERKICKS! Skyler runs but into an elbow! Cage runs but into a dropkick! But Cage comes back with a DISCUS! Cage puts one out, brings Skyler up, and POWERBOMBS him! But he’s not done, he’s going to make Skyler learn! DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

Taz lets us know on commentary that TEAM Taz is locked and loaded! Will the Varsity Blondes also be an example to Sting and Darby Allin on tomorrow’s Dynamite?

 

Lee Johnson w/ Arn Anderson VS Serpentico w/ Luther!

Big Shotty finally got his first win in AEW and he credits the Nightmare Family for it! And with Coach Arn in his corner, will Johnson get his second win in AEW off of SNAKEMAN?

The bell rings and Johnson circles with Serpentico. Fans rally, they tie up, and Serpentico gets an arm. Serpentico wrenches, Johnson wrenches back to a hammerlock but Serpentico slips around to waistlock. Johnson switches, Serpentico wants a leg but Johnson leap frogs. Serpentico goes for the leg again, Johnson steps up and over, but Serpentico shoves him to a corner. Johnson goes up and over, shows off with a handspring, then gets around Serpentico to shove him. Things speed up, Johnson hurdles to then dropkick! Fans fire up and Johnson dares Serpentico to bring it. Serpentico runs but into a trophy lift! Johnson slams him down, covers, TWO!

Johnson sunset flips but Serpentico breaks free and SLAPS Johnson! Serpentico gets to a corner, but turns around into Johnson’s takedown! Johnson fires off fists, but Serpentico gets up and hotshots Johnson on ropes! Serpentico runs to knee Johnson down! Fans rally for Johnson, Serpentico drags him up but Johnson throws body shots. Johnson throws haymakers, Serpentico gets around to roll and SUPERKICK, to a BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO! Serpentico keeps on Johnson, covers again, TWO! Serpentico is furious as Johnson gets to a corner. Serpentico runs in but Johnson BOOTS him! Serpentico fixes his head, runs back in but is put on the apron.

Serpentico enziguris Johnson then throws him down! Serpentico slingshots and STOMPS Johnson down! The ref counts as Serpentico digs his boots in, and Serpentico steps off to cover. TWO, and Arn coaches Johnson. Serpentico drags Johnson up and whips him corner to corner hard! Johnson hits the mat, Serpentico brings him back up but Johnson hits back! Serpentico fires off furious fists, then he drags Johnson up again. Serpentico whips corner to corner hard again, then runs in, only for Johnson to elbow him away. Serpentico comes back but Johnson BOOTS him! Johnson hops up, leaps over Serpentico, then comes back to rally with lariats!

Serpentico gets around but Johnson elbows free to neckbreaker! Johnson kips up and fires up, and he reels Serpentico in for a FISHERMAN USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Serpentico survives but Johnson fires up! Arn coaches him through this, and Johnson drags Serpentico up. Serpentico blocks the back suplex, elbows back, then runs, only for Johnson to reel him in. Johnson back suplexes, Serpentico lands on his feet but Johnson shoves him! Serpentico swings but Johnson gets around that for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, Johnson wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

And now Johnson has a win streak! Will the wins keep coming in for Big Shotty now that he’s Nightmare Family?

 

Eddie Kingston VS JD Drake!

The Mad King crosses paths with someone from his past in Evolve Wrestling! But will Kingston give a back handed welcome the former WWN Champion and “New Age Enforcer?”

The bell rings and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock and Kingston pushes JD back. JD and Kingston tie up again, it’s another deadlock, and they separate again. Kingston is getting annoyed, so he CHOPS JD! JD CHOPS back! Kingston headlocks, grinds JD but JD powers up to throw body shots. JD powers out, Kingston rams him but JD CHOPS! Kingston CHOPS, and it’s a CHOP fight! JD eggs Kingston on so Kingston throws fast hands and a headbutt! JD ducks the back hand to dropkick and enziguri! Cover, ONE!! JD puts Kingston in a corner and CHOPS him! JD ROCKS Kingston with a right hand, then whips him. Kingston reverses to knee low and BOOT JD!

JD staggers, Kingston goes up a corner and leaps for a FLYING SHOULDER! Kingston stomps JD at the ropes, brings JD up to CHOP him again, but JD CHOPS back! Kingston pokes JD in the eye! The ref reprimands while JD scrambles back to a corner. Kingston digs his forearms in, lets off as the ref counts, and Kingston storms over to CLUB JD on the back. Kingston headbutts again, but JD throws body shots! JD clubs Kingston but Kingston rakes his eye! Kingston CHOPS JD off his feet! JD gets up in a huff to CHOP back! Kingston claws JD’s eyes, JD gets the ropes, the ref reprimands but Kingston lets off.

Fans rally up but Kingston stomps JD to a corner. Kingston brings JD up to throw him aside, and then he hops up, but leaps into a BIG forearm! Fans fire up with JD, he runs corner to corner to CHOP Kingston! And hits an URENAGE! JD goes up, VADER BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Kingston survives but JD drags Kingston back up. JD reels Kingston in but Kingston gets around! JD blocks the suplex, clubs away, but Kingston fires off fast hands! Kingston SLAPS JD, whips him into the corner, but JD goes up and over! JD runs to SHOTGUN KICK Kingston down! Fans fire up with JD as he goes corner to corner, to CANNONBALL!

JD puts Kingston in the drop zone, goes way up top, and MOONSAULTS but flops! Kingston URAKENS JD back down! Cover, Kingston wins!

Winner: Eddie Kingston, by pinfall

That was a scrap! But Kingston turned JD into scrap metal, and he takes the victory! Will Kingston scratch and claw his way to a title soon enough?

 

Leyla Hirsch VS Brooke Havok w/ Cody Rhodes!

#LEGIT couldn’t get through the first round of the AEW Women’s Title Eliminator Tournament, but the chase is always on! Will Leyla be too legit for the newest Nightmare Factory graduate?

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Leyla pushes Brooke away, and then they circle again. Brooke gets around, shoves and follows to tilt-o-whirl headscissor Leyla away! Brooke then runs to hit a FLIPPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Brooke brings Leyla up but Leyla ROCKS her! Leyla suplexes Brooke, holds her up for a count of 10 and SLAMS her down! Cover, TWO! Leyla brings Brooke up and wraps her against ropes to CLOBBER her over and over with point blank lariats! Leyla runs but Brooke ROCKS Leyla! Brooke runs, wheelbarrows and swings around to roll Leyla, TWO!

Brooke keeps moving and hits a NECK SNAPPER! But Leyla has a victory roll counter! TWO, and Leyla whips Brooke to a corner. Brooke elbows back, hops up top, and leaps, but FLOPS! Leyla Oklahoma Rolls Brooke, TWO! Brooke dodges Leyla, tilt-o-whirls but Leyla blocks to BACKBREAKER and GERMAN SUPLEX! Leyla brings Brooke up to throw into the ARMBAR! Brooke taps, Leyla wins!

Winner: Leyla Hirsch, by submission

Too legit! Too legit, Brooke had to quit! But surely Brooke will learn much from this. As for Leyla, is she going to be a #LEGIT contender after Revolution?

 

Jurassic Express VS Angel Fashion & VSK!

Dynamite on 3/3/21 will see Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus, along with Marko Stunt, take on Tully Blanchard & FTR in a Six Man Tag of revenge! But for now, can a boy and his dinosaur build momentum off the El Hombre Que Esta De Moda (The Fashionable Man) and The Vision?

The teams sort out and JB starts against VSK. They circle, tie up and JB headlocks. VSK powers out, JB comes back and RANAS! VSK tags out to Fashion, and Fashion runs into JB’s headlock takeover! Fashion fights up, powers out, and things speed up as Fashion hurdles. JB waistlocks, Luchasaurus tags in, ROUNDHOUSE GERMAN COMBO! VSK tags in but he runs into a choke grip! Luchasaurus CHOPS VSK down then whips him to the corner! Luchasaurus fires off fast hands, tags in JB, and then whips VSK for jB to trip up into Luchasaurus’ BOOT! TAIL WHIP FACEBUSTER!

Fashion leaps in, completely misses, and he gets a TAIL WHIP SUPERKICK SANDWICH! Jurassic Express hits VSK with the JURASSIC BOMB!! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!

Winner: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

A fast win for Jungle Jack Perry and Luchasaurus! Will they bring the new intensity to FTR and Tully next week?

 

QT Marshall w/ Nick Comoroto VS JJ Garrett!

The Nightmare Family is back in action again as the Freak Beast Wrecking Ball accompanies God’s Gift to Wrestling! Will QT show El Swaggo Loco what it means to be a part of the Nightmare Family?

The bell rings, QT and JJ circle and tie up. JJ gets a leg but QT denies the takedown. QT turns JJ over but JJ facelocks back. QT gets up, JJ gets away, and the two go again. They tie up with knuckle locks but QT blocks the leg pick. JJ gets around to a hammerlock but QT rolls, reaches up and drags JJ down with a headscissor! JJ kips free, QT hits a headlock takeover, but JJ fights up. JJ powers out, QT runs JJ over hard! Things speed up, JJ hurdles but QT comes back to hurdle, too! QT arm-drags and he clamps on with an armlock. JJ fights up, QT wrenches the arm, but JJ kicks low!

JJ CHOPS QT, whips him to ropes, but QT reverses to CLOBBER JJ with an elbow! QT brings JJ up, suplexes him up and holds him, but JJ fights, only to get a SLAM! Fans cheer QT on as he sees JJ in the corner. QT brings JJ up but JJ throws him into buckles! JJ hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! QT sits up in a daze and JJ runs in to BASEMENT BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO! JJ goes to a corner, hops up and hits a SECOND ROPE FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! JJ keeps his cool and brings QT up to CLUB him. QT CHOPS JJ and JJ goes staggering! QT ROCKS JJ, whips him corner to corner, but JJ goes up and over to ROCK QT back!

JJ runs corner to corner, and RAMS QT into the corner! JJ keeps moving and he CANNONBALLS! JJ runs and goes up using QT for an IMPLODING SENTON! Cover, TWO!! QT survives and JJ is surprised! Fans fire up, JJ storms over but QT kicks low! QT ROCKS JJ again, then ROCKS him again! And again! JJ kicks low, JJ runs but QT CLOBBERS him! QT rallies, pops JJ up and DECKS him with that right! QT calls upon the powers of DDP, to hit the DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, QT wins!

Winner: QT Marshall, by pinfall

BANG! The Gift gets the win and Comoroto celebrates with his Nightmare Family brother! Will QT help prove that the Family can dominate all levels of AEW?

 

Max Caster w/ Anthony Bowens vs Marko Stunt!

Things are a bit different for The Acclaimed as Mr. Platinum takes on Fun-Sized alone! But don’t you worry, the diss tracks keep on coming! “Platinum Max, I spit hot fire. Wait, who left Jungle Boy in the dryer? Hold up, it’s just Marko. I got the red beam on him like a barcode! Ey yo, we killin’ the game! Me and Anthony, we got that flame! It’s like we won already! Look, it’s Donnie from the Wild Thornberries!” What a (not so) timely pop culture reference! But will Stunt make Caster go freshen up on his Nickelodeon after this?

The bell rings, Caster and Stunt circle, and they tie up. Caster wrenches with one arm to get a wristlock, then he tells Bowens to high five him. But Stunt rolls through to wrench back! Caster spins through, snapmares but Stunt avoids the knee drop to calf kick! Stunt dodges Cater and goes up and RANAS him! Then dropkicks him! Stunt runs corner to corner but Caster dodges! Stunt dodges back, climbs up and hits a FLYING ELBOW! Cover, ONE! Bowens coaches Caster while Stunt climbs up again. Stunt leaps but Caster catches him! Caster pops Stunt up to HOTSHOT him hard! Fans boo but Caster drags Stunt up in a dead lift and HARD back suplex!

Caster tells Stunt to stay down as he grinds him into the mat. Caster digs his knees into Stunt’s back, fish hooks his face to pull him back, and then wraps on a chinlock! Stunt endures, fights up, but then Caster throws him down and stomps him! Caster drops ax handles, then stands on Caster’s head! The ref reprimands and counts, Caster steps off at 4, and Bowens mocks Stunt’s pain. Stunt throws hands but they don’t make Caster flinch, and Caster BOOTS Stunt down! Caster brings Stunt up but Stunt hits Caster hard! Stunt has the cravat, runs the corner, but Caster TOSSES him! Caster storms over but into a victory roll! TWO, and Stunt TAIL WHIPS Caster! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Cover, TWO!

Stunt keeps going and he goes back to a corner. Stunt climbs up, Bowens shouts to Caster as he slides in the boombox! The ref intercepts that but Caster is right up top to hit a SUPERPLEX! Caster kips up, goes to the corner and climbs, for a MACHO ELBOW! Cover, Caster wins!

Winner: Max Caster, by pinfall

Caster kisses Stunt’s hand and gets another win! Will The Acclaimed start dropping bars in both tag and singles divisions? Will Stunt be able to recover and help Jurassic Express against FTR?

 

Alex Reynolds & John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS Louie Valle & Chris Peaks!

Things have been a roller coaster of emotions for The Dark Order, and most of all the Beaver Boys. But can they get back up and be riding high against the reunited Peaks & Valle?

The teams sort out and Number 3 starts with Peaks. They circle, tie up, and Peaks knees low and hard to then ROCK Reynolds with uppercuts! Peaks whips, Reynolds dodges and ROCKS Peaks back with EuroUppers! Reynolds whips, dropkicks Peaks, and then kips up! Reynolds drags Peaks up and scoops him for a SLAM! Tag to Silver, and they combine for a double leg rolling TOSS! Silver covers, TWO! Silver drags Peaks up, headlocks, but Peaks powers out, only for Silver to run him over! Silver runs Peaks over again, then runs to KICK Peaks down! Silver fires up, bumps Peaks off buckles and tags Reynolds in! EuroUpper to KICK, Reynolds covers, TWO!

Reynolds brings Peaks up but Peaks throws him into ropes! Tag to Valle and he combines with Peaks to double suplex! Reynolds fights that off to fire off haymakers! Reynolds runs but into a drop toehold to KNEE combo! Valle pushes Reynolds to a corner and fires off haymakers! Valle RAMS into Reynolds, but Reynolds kicks back! Valle rakes eyes, puts Reynolds in the corner and tags Peaks. They mug Reynolds, double whip him to a corner, then Peaks whips Valle in. Reynolds elbows Valley and BOOTS Peaks! But Valle comes back to SHOTGUN Reynolds! Peaks hits a SWINGING DROPKICK, Valle CANNONBALLS! Cover but the ref has to deal with Valle, ONE!!

Tag to Valle, he and Peaks mug Reynolds, then Valle keeps Reynolds from Silver to drop an elbow! Valle and Silver show they’re both freakin’ jacked, but Reynolds ENZIGURIS Valle! Tag to Silver and Silver rallies on Peaks ‘n’ Valle! Silver whips Peaks to back drop him HIGH and hard! Silver trophy lifts Valle and LAWN DARTS him into Peaks’ peak! GERMAN SUPLEX for Valle, but Peaks breaks the bridging cover! Peaks haymakers and whips but Silver reverses. Silver runs but into an elbow! Peaks goes up but Silver GAMANGIRIS! Silver fireman’s carries Valle, adds Peaks on top, and he hits a DOUBLE SAMOAN DROP!!

Silver tags in Reynolds, they focus on Valle, DARK DESTROYER!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: Alex Reynolds & John Silver, by pinfall

Numbers 3 and 4 get another 1-2-3 and are strong in the AEW Tag Division top 5! Will they be #1 contenders after Revolution?

 

Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford VS Fuego Del Sol!

The newlywed Mr. & Mrs. Superbad are still angry with Orange Cassidy and Chuck Taylor! But they and The Best Man, Miro, will get back at them soon enough. Will Kip be able to vent his frustrations out on the Fire of the Sun?

The bell rings and Kip circles with Fuego. Kip kicks low, whips Fuego but Fuego reverses. Things speed up, but Kip snags Fuego out of the air! Kip brings Fuego up to headlock but Fuego powers out, things speed up and Fuego hits a flying forearm! Fuego springboards to tilt-o-whirl headscissor, then he ranas and dropkicks Kip! Feugo kips up as Kip bails out, and Penelope checks on her hubby. Fuego has the fans fired up and Kip hurries back into the ring. Fuego runs but into a BOOT! Kip snarls, drags Fuego up and bumps him off buckles. Kip RAMS Fuego, wrenches and whips him hard into buckles, and Fuego bounces off to hit the mat.

Fans boo Kip as he drags Fuego up and headbutts him down! Penelope cheers Kip’s toughness as he stomps Fuego down. Kip drags Fuego up, bumps him off buckles sand throws forearms. Fuego headbutts low, but his kick is blocked! Kip puts the leg on the ropes to KICK the thigh! Kip snapmares Fuego, jams a knee in, then jams it again. Kip takes aim, and hits a PENALTY KICK! Kip doesn’t even bother to check if it was good because it was Superbad! Kip stomps Fuego, goes to the corner and climbs up, to then leap, but Fuego gets clear of the stomps! Fuego O’Conner rolls, Kip rolls it to a wheelbarrow but Fuego hits a KNEE SMASH! And a QUEBRADA!

Fuego kips up to SUPERKICK Kip down! Kip staggers into Fuego’s SLING BLADE BACKBREAKER and COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Fuego almost had a win off that lethal combination, but Fuego drags Kip up to finish this. Kip CLUBS Fuego, Fuego ROCKS Kip! Kip haymakers, Fuego mule kicks, but Kip pop-up KNEES and FAST BALLS Fuego down! Kip drags Fuego up, torture racks and flips him, but Fuego cradle counters! TWO, and Kip trips Fuego up into the corner! Kip gets the torture rack again, for a DEATHLY HOLLOWS!! Covers, Kip wins!

Winner: Kip Sabian, by pinfall

Kip and Penelope celebrate together, but will they be even happier after crushing the wedding crashers?

 

The Varsity Blondes VS Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo!

Griff Garrison & Brian Pillman Jr. will be taking on Team Taz, namely Brian Cage & Ricky Starks. We’ve seen how dominant and destructive the Machine & Absolute can be, but will the Ivy League MVP and Bulletproof BPJ send a response through The Captain & #GoonPlatoon?

The teams sort out, BPJ starts with Bravo and they circle as fans rally up. They talk some smack on each other, and BPJ shoves Bravo. Bravo shoves back, they tie up, and BPJ puts Bravo on ropes. Bravo turns it around, BPJ pushes him away but Bravo dodges. They tie up again, BPJ puts Bravo in a corner, but Bravo powers out. BPJ ducks a clothesline, they tie up again, and Bravo arm-drags! BPJ keeps his cool, he and Bravo reset, and they knuckle lock. BPJ kicks low and CHOPS Bravo, to wrench and tag in Garrison. Garrison CLUBS Bravo’s arm, then wrenches it to tag BPJ back in. BPJ CLUBS Bravo’s arm, he wrenches it and YANKS on it!

BPJ tags Griff back in, he goes up and drops ax handles on the arm! The Blondes double whip, Bravo dodges the clothesline and shoves BPJ into Griff! Bravo dropkicks Griff down, wrenches Griff and jams the arm. Bravo wrenches again, tags in Dean, and Bravo whips Griff into the corner. Bravo flexes and runs in to trip Griff, and Dean slingshots for an elbow! Bravo slingshots to leg drop! Dean covers, TWO! The Captain keeps on Griff, wrenches him, tags Bravo back in, and Bravo goes up to drop ax handles on Griff’s arm! Bravo wrenches, whips, but Griff tags BPJ! Griff reverses the whip and BPJ SUPERKICKS Bravo down! Cover, TWO!

BPJ keeps on Bravo with a hammerlock, and he JAMS a knee into the arm! Bravo fights up, throws body shots but BPJ CLUBS him down! BPJ wrenches, whips Bravo to clothesline, chop and stomp him in the corner! Griff tags in and he stomps away! The ref counts, Griff lets off, and Griff drags Bravo up to scoop and slam him! Tag to BPJ, and the Blondes work together for the slingshot senton! Cover, TWO! BPJ keeps Bravo down with a trapped leg and chinlock. Bravo fights up as fans rally but BPJ gets him in a seated cobra twist! Bravo endures, BPJ cranks on his arm and gives him a PURPLE NURPLE!!

Bravo fights out, BPJ cording holds, but Bravo returns the NURPLE! Bravo hip tosses and dropkicks BPJ down! BPJ drags Bravo from the corner to get a HALF CRAB! Bravo endures, claws his way over, but BPJ drags him back! Tag to Griff, Griff stomps Bravo down! Griff drags Bravo up and reels him in, and manages to get him up! Bravo fights to RANA Griff into BPJ! BPJ goes down, fans rally up, Bravo crawls and hot tags Dean! Dean rallies on Griff as the Gunn Club chants “USA! USA!” Everyone’s American in this match but patriotism is always appreciated! Dean ENZIGURIS and Griff ends up in a corner! Dean runs in to DROPKICK! And then again!

Dean keeps moving, he gets around Griff to salute and DDT! Cover, TWO!! Griff survives but Dean drags him up. Griff jawbreakers, Bravo tags in, and Griff runs into a forearm! Bravo cravats for a STANDING SLICED BREAD! Dean hits a FROG SPLASH! Cover, but BPJ breaks it! BPJ throws Dean out to the apron and TRIANGLE DROPKICKS him down! Bravo is after Griff but Griff blocks the suplex! Griff suplexes to GOURD BUSTER back! ROLLING ELBOW! Tag to BPJ, the Blondes coordinate, whip and pop-up to a MISSILE DROPKICK BOMB! Cover, Varsity Blondes win!

Winners: The Varsity Blondes, by pinfall

Griff and BPJ are rolling, but will they be able to stop Starks & Cage given the vicious streak those two are on?

 

Aaron Solow VS Ryan Nemeth!

Aaron is going solo tonight since his usual tag partner, Lee Johnson, had his own singles match earlier. Will the Extra Talented be able to get a win off of everyone’s “favorite” Hollywood Hunk?

The bell rings and Solow circles with Nemeth. They tie up, Nemeth hits a fireman’s carry takeover, and says, “I told you I was good!” Nemeth is counting points like this is collegiate wrestling, but those won’t count in the end. Nemeth gets a takedown on Solow, and that’s more points on Nemeth’s board! Solow keeps calm as he and Nemeth circle. They tie up, Nemeth gets a waistlock, and he lets off just to brag about points. Solow keeps his focus and he arm-drags Nemeth around! Solow has the armlock now and Nemeth says he wasn’t ready! Nemeth fights up, powers Solow to a corner, and the ref calls for a break. Nemeth CLUBS Solow, then whips him corner to corner!

Nemeth runs in, Solow elbows him away, then arm-drags him to a corner. Nemeth dodges, Solow goes up and hits a FLYING arm-drag, to then dropkick Nemeth down! Nemeth bails out and complains about getting hit in the face. Solow waits for Nemeth, goes out and chases Nemeth back into the ring. Solow avoids the elbow drop and scoops Nemeth to slam him! RUNNIGN KNEE DROP! Cover, ONE! Solow goes after Nemeth in a corner, the ref has him back off, and Nemeth sucker punches the arm! Nemeth wrenches and wrings Solow out! Nemeth stomps the bad arm and claims he has more points now.

Fans rally, Nemeth stomps and drops knees on Solow, then has a hammerlock. Nemeth headstands on Solow’s arm, then comes down to add more torque! Solow endures, Nemeth pulls hair but lets off as the ref reprimands. Nemeth snapmares to fist drop on Solow! Nemeth drags Solow up, whips him hard into the corner, and he shows off his hip swivel while also pointing to his legs. Nemeth runs in to RAM Solow, covers, TWO! Nemeth keeps Solow down by pulling hair, and then wraps on a chinlock! Solow endures, fans rally up, and Solow fights to his feet. Solow throws elbows, Nemeth throws Solow down! Cover, TWO!

Nemeth again pulls hair, wraps Solow in another chinlock, but Solow endures as Nemeth grinds him down. Fans rally, Solow fights up and he jawbreakers free! Solow dodges Nemeth to ROCK him, then boots the clothesline away. Solow dodges and rallies on Nemeth with big lariats! Nemeth staggers around, Solow runs in to UPPERCUT in the corner! Solow fires off, whips Nemeth, but Peter Avalon and Cezar Bononi walk out? Who are they here to watch? Solow hits a corner splash to EXPLODER, covers Nemeth, TWO! Solow drags Nemeth up, reels him in, but Nemeth wrenches out to hit a code breaker to the arm!

Nemeth has the arm, hammerlocks, but Solow resists. Nemeth wants Rude Awakening but Solow slips free to SCREW HIGH KICK! Both men are down but fans rally up! Solow goes to the corner, climbs up, but Avalon distracts him! Nemeth trips Solow up, and hits RUDE AWAKENING! Cover, Nemeth wins!!

Winner: Ryan Nemeth, by pinfall

“Pretty” Peter likes that! He goes to the ring and he helps Nemeth beat up Solow! Bononi takes his time taking off his nice suit, and Nemeth feeds Solow to Bononi’s pump handle. But the Nightmare Family runs out to run these guys off! QT, Comoroto and Johnson stare Avalon and his new friends down! Will “Pretty” Peter and his handsome henchmen have to face the Nightmare soon enough?

 

Ivelisse & Diamante VS Miranda Alize & Renee Michelle!

Las Sicarias weren’t in the running for the AEW Women’s Title Eliminator Tournament, but no one’s taking the Women’s Tag Tournament medals from them. Will they continue to dominate Princess Alize and #THEDiva together?

The teams sort out and Alize tells Michelle to step up. She does, and against Ivelisse. Michelle is wary of Ivelisse, Ivelisse elbows her but she elbows back! Michelle headlocks, Ivelisse powers out but Michelle cartwheels to arm-drag Ivelisse down! Michelle gets a bridging keylock but Ivelisse swats her down! Ivelisse rolls back to SLAP Michelle, then tags in Diamante. They mug Michelle, Diamante throws more forearms but Michelle fires off her own! Diamante shoves Michelle, Alize tags in and Diamante CLOBBERS Michelle! Alize runs in to Japanese Arm-drag Diamante, then runs in to ripcord, wheelbarrow and arm-drag again!

Alize keeps moving, she tilt-o-whirl headscissors to a Magistrol, TWO! Diamante hits Alize low, Ivelisse trips Alize up, and Diamante RAMS into Alize in the corner! Diamante hauls Alize up, Ivelisse tags in and Ivelisse ROUNDHOUSES Alize! Alize blocks the exploder once, twice, but not the third time! Cover, TWO! Ivelisse hammers away on Alize, drags her up and tags Diamante in. They mug Alize, and Diamante brings Alize around for ground ‘n’ pound! Alize pushes Diamante away but Diamante clamps onto an arm. Diamante uses a chinbar to turn Alize away but fans rally up. Alize fights up, throws body shots but Diamante knees low!

Diamante whips Alize into the corner, elbows in then tags Ivelisse. Diamante feeds Alize into Ivelisse’s boots and Ivelisse rains down rights! Alize hits back with forearms, but Ivelisse blocks to wrench and elbows her to a corner! Ivelisse CHOPS, tags in Diamante, and then Diamante elbows into Alize! Ivelisse adds an elbow of her own, and then they double CHOP Alize down! Diamante taunts Alize, throws forearms, but Alize hits back! They brawl, Alize spins Diamante and hits a CUTTER! Both women are down, fans rally up and they crawl for their corners. Hot tags to ti Ivelisse and Michelle! Michelle rallies on Las Sicarias!

Michelle blocks but Ivelisse ROCKS her! Michelle comes back to HEEL KICK Ivelisse! Cover, Diamante breaks it! Michelle runs at Ivelisse but Ivelisse spins her for cravat KNEE! Ivelisse tags Diamante, they stomp away on Michelle, and Diamante lets off as the ref counts. Diamante stomps Michelle more, tags Ivelisse back in, and then coordinate for a double back suplex. Michelle lands on her feet, ROCKS Ivelisse and dumps Diamante out! Michelle dodges Ivelisse, they both come back, DOUBLE HAIR PULL FACEBUSTERS take them both down! Hot tag to Alize, but she didn’t seem to want it.

Ivelisse stares Alize down but Alize ROCKS her! Alize DECKS Diamante, but talks trash too long! Ivelisse CLOBBERS Alize, BOOTS Michelle, and then Las Sicarias DOUBLE KNEE and DOUBLE SLAM Alize down! They’re still not done, DOUBLE BUZZSAWS add on! Cover, Las Sicarias win!

Winners: Ivelisse & Diamante, by pinfall

The Women’s Tag Cup winners keep on winning, but things are getting real. Will they be able to keep on scoring as the AEW Women’s Division grows stronger?

 

Top Flight VS Tony Vega & Steven Stetson!

Darius & Dante Martin are still the coldest tag team in the game today, but they’re on ice like a lot of other teams, waiting on the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will they be red hot and flying high on the road to Revolution?

The teams sort out and Vega starts with Darius. They circle, tie up, and Darius wrenches to a wristlock. Vega reverses to a wristlock of his own, but Darius rolls and steps through to waistlock. Darius wants a full nelson, Vega denies with a leg hook and then switches. Darius switches back and hammerlocks, but Vega elbows out hard! Vega runs, but into arm-drag, arm-drag, and scoop slam! Vega boots Darius from below but Darius headlocks. Vega powers out, Darius spins him to a backslide, TWO! Tag to Dante, but Vega tags in Stetson! Darius misdirects Stetson and Vega and Dante crossbodies them both! Darius dropkicks Vega, Dante whips Stetson.

Things speed up, and Dante hits an arm-drag! Stetson fights up, Vega distracts the ref and Stetson pulls hair! Stetson whips Dante and Vega gets a cheap shot in! Dante DECKS Vega but Stetson back suplexes! Dante fights but still gets SLAMMED down! Stetson stands on Dante’s leg to tag in Vega. Dante tries to fight but Stetson brings him up for Vega’s ax handles! Vega stomps Dante in the corner, the ref counts and Vega lets off at 4. Vega tags Stetson in, they mug Dante and drop more ax handles. Stetson stays between the Martin brothers, CLUBS Dante, and drags him over. Vega tags in, they double suplex Dante high and hard! Vega double guns, covers, TWO!

Vega drags Dante away again and puts him in the corner. Vega throws hands, Dante throws them back! Dante ROCKS Vega but Vega knees low! Vega scoops and SLAMS Dante, tags in Stetson, and Stetson drags Dante to a sleeper. Dante snapmares free but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Stetson stomps Dante, CLUBS him, and hoists him up but Dante slips out of the back suplex! Hot tag to Darius and he dodges Stetson to BLAST Vega! Darius rallies on Stetson with forearms and elbows, then kicks low. Darius blocks Stetson’s punch to fire off strikes and ENZIGURI Stetson down!

Darius climbs up, leaps, BIG missile dropkick takes Stetson down! Cover, Vega runs in but Darius moves and the elbow drop hits Stetson! Darius throws Vega out, tags Dante in, and Top Flight set Stetson up for the RAILGUN DROPKICK!! Roll up, Top Flight wins!

Winners: Top Flight, by pinfall

The coldest tag team is getting hot at the right time, will they be blazing a trail to the titles soon enough?

 

8 Man Tag: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country VS M’Badu, Levi Shapiro, Daniel Joseph & Aaron Frye!

We’ve seen Jersey’s Finest work well together with Bear Boulder & Bear Bronson before, and their road trip together continues! Will they be successful against the Nigerian warrior, Mr. Timeless, Dancin’ Danny and the Fry Daddy?

The teams sort out and Boulder starts with Joseph. Joseph runs and Boulder BOOTS him down! Tag to Bronson, the Bears double whip and double FLAPJACK Joseph down! Danny must be feeling pretty footloose right now! Tag to Frye and he runs into Bronson’s EXPLODER! Frye flounders but Bronson drags him up and ROCKS him to the corner! Tag to Kiss and Kiss stomps Frye. Kiss whips but Frye reverses, but Kiss rolls off the back to dropsault! Kiss hits a split leg drop! Cover, TWO! Tag to Janela, Jersey’s Finest double whip Frye, double drop and double hip toss! They double roll to then SMASH off Kiss’ knee, and then CLOBBER Frye onto the knee!

Jersey’s Finest pose, but Shapiro tags in to poke Janela in the eye! The Bad Boy swings blindly but Shapiro stays clear. Shapiro ROCKS Janela with haymakers and body shots, then has him in the corner. Shapiro whips Janela out then in, then elbows him. Tag to Joseph, he fires off on Janela, and CHOPS him! Janela ROCKS Joseph, but Frye tags in! They mug Janela, the ref reprimands and counts but M’Badu tags in! M’Badu throws huge elbows, fires up and runs in to corner SPLASH! M’Badu tags in Shapiro but Janela fires off on everyone! Shapiro O’Conner rolls, TWO! Janela uses Shapiro as a step to CLOBBER Joseph, then he fires off on everyone else!

Janela goes out, dodges Shapiro and has a sleeper hold! The ref reprimands and counts, Janela lets off to step in and GERMAN SUPLEX Shapiro down! Janela rolls, hot tag to Bronson! Bronson rallies on Shapiro, Joseph and Frye, then DECKS M’Badu for good measure! Bronson CLOBBERS Frye, CLOBBERS Joseph, and gives Shapiro an URENAGE! Kick to Joseph, and Bronson GOURD BUSTERS him onto Shapiro! SENTON SANDWICH! M’Badu runs in but Bronson tosses him out onto Frye! Tag to Janela, they get Shapiro and Joseph out, and then coordinate for a BAD BOY IN BEAR COUNTRY!! That step-up tope conjilo takes out everyone!!

Bronson and Janela get Shapiro back in, Kiss hits a RANA to Janela’s fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Tag to Boulder, and Boulder tags Bronson! Bear Country combines their forces, for the Electric Chair BEAR SPLASH! Cover, Jersey and Bear Country win!

Winners: Sonny Kiss, Joey Janela & Bear Country, by pinfall

This is a fearsome foursome for sure! But with only tag team championships out there, will these four have to fight each other at some point?

 

“Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar Bononi VS Ryzin & Baron Black!

We saw these two recruit Ryan Nemeth, but now must show everyone why they should join “Pretty” Peter’s Pageant Provocation! Will the Priest of Sin and EmpBRUH be in for an ugly loss?

The teams sort out and Baron starts against the Brazilian V8. They circle, tie up, and Baron gets around to a headlock. Bononi powers right out, Baron comes back but Bononi blocks a takedown to hit a snapmare. Bononi runs to BLAST Baron off his feet! Baron gets up, Bononi wrenches his arm and tags in Avalon. They mug Baron, Avalon has him in a corner and whips him corner to corner. Baron goes up and over and arm-drags Avalon back, to then stand on the arm and trap it in a hammerlock! Baron gets the legs, modified Bow ‘n’ Arrow! Ryzin taunts Avalon while Baron makes it a cover, TWO! Baron wrenches Avalon, tags Ryzin, and Ryzin goes up to drop an ax handle!

Ryzin wrenches Avalon, yanks on the arm, rams shoulders into shoulders, then says, “This is how it’s done!” Ryzin reels Avalon into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Ryzin puts Avalon in a corner, throws hands, then whips him corner to corner hard! Ryzin runs in to corner splash Avalon, then bumps him off buckles! Ryzin KICKS Avalon out of the corner and Ryzin mocks Avalon’s pretty face as he claws at it! The ref reprimands, Ryzin whips but Avalon reverses, and Bononi gets a cheap shot in! Avalon CLOBBERS Ryzin, sucker punches Baron, and tags in Bononi. They mug Ryzin, Bononi throws heavy hands, whips Ryzin and CLOBBERS him again! Cover, TWO!

Bononi tags Avalon in, then he scoops Ryzin for the INVERTED SLAM! Avalon basement dropkicks, covers, TWO! Avalon rains down furious fists on Ryzin, drags him up and wrenches him to YANK the arm. Avalon bumps Ryzin off buckles, tags Bononi in and they mug Ryzin again! Bononi throws more hands, CLUBS Ryzin to a corner, then whips him corner to corner hard! Ryzin writhes, Bononi drags Ryzin up and whips him hard the other way! Ryzin hits the mat, writhes some more, and Avalon flexes. Bononi tags Avalon in, Avalon sucker punches Baron again, and then Avalon wrenches and whips Ryzin. Ryzn reverses and now Avalon hits buckles hard!

Ryzin looks for a tag but Baron isn’t there! Ryzin runs and MOONSAULTS, but flops! Avalon goes up and MOONSAULTS, but Avalon flops, too! Avalon and Ryzin crawl, hot tag to Baron and Baron ROCKS Bononi, rallies on Avalon, and hits an atomic drop to EXPLODER! Bononi is in but Baron drops the straps! Baron throws hands and CHOPS, Bononi roars but is put on the apron! Ryzin SUPERKIKCS and Baron ROLLING ELBOWS! Bononi goes down, Baron runs at Avalon but Avalon elbows him away. Baron gets around to atomic drop to BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO!! Avalon lives but Baron wants the crossface!

Bononi gets in, choke grips Ryzin and CHOKE SLAMS him onto Baron! Bononi throws Ryzin out, drags Avalon up and helps him hit MARTI-KNEES!! Cover, Bononi & Avlaon win!

Winners: “Pretty” Peter Avalon & Cezar Bononi, by pinfall

That may not have been pretty, but it was powerful! Will these two look even better as they get their timing and teamwork down?

 

KiLynn King VS Tesha Price!

The Queen of Crazy is now the King, but she wants to be the champion! Will Tesha be the one to pay the price for King’s ambitions?

The bell rings, King and Price circle while Price talks smack on King’s face paint, and they tie up. King powers Price to ropes, the ref counts, and King lets off. Price kicks and swipes at King but King doesn’t sweat her. King and Price circle, tie up again, and King wrenches an arm to a wristlock. Price rolls, handsprings, King brings her up but Price wrenches to a wristlock. King slips through, has the wristlock then the headlock then a takeover! Price moves around, headscissors, but King kips free. King headlocks again, Price tries to power out but King grinds her down. Price throws body shots, powers out but King runs her over!

Things keep moving, Price turns around into an arm-drag! King has the armlock, Price pulls hair, but the ref reprimands. King wrenches on Price’s arm more, Price fights up and pushes on the arm, but King wrenches her more. Price knees low and hard, CHOPS King to ropes, and then tosses her hair back. Price ROCKS King, whips, but King reverses to kick low! King runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! King drags Price up but Price gets a ropebreak with a foot. The ref counts, King lets off fast, but Price kicks her back! Price drop toeholds King onto ropes and then chokes her with a knee!

The ref counts, Price lets off, and Price goes to the apron to ROCK King with a forearm! Price hurries in to cover, TWO! Price rains down fists and pulls hair, then covers, TWO! Price is losing her cool and shouts at the ref. Price’s friends in the ring argue on her behalf but then King ROCKS Price! Price mule kicks and runs to EuroUpper! Price’s anger is boiling, she handsprings and ROUNDHOUSES King down! Cover, TWO!! Price is losing her mind with anger! Price drags King up, fires off forearms, but King blocks the whip! Price kicks low, King blocks the whip again to reverse it. King catches Price’s crossbody for a FALL AWAY SLAM! Both women are down but fans fire up!

Price drags herself up on ropes, glares at King, and runs in, into King’s LARIAT! King rallies, boots Price to ROUNDHOUSE and GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! King roars now, and she drags Price up. Price fights off the lift, King ducks one kick but not the ROUNDHOUSE! Roll up, TWO! Price runs, King gets around, lift and TOSS to ropes, for the LARIAT! King drags Price back up, and hits KINGDOM FALLS! Cover, King wins!

Winner: KiLynn King, by pinfall

And the King wins again! Will she be on her way towards the throne after Revolution?

 

Triple Threat Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS The Hybrid2 VS The Sydal Brothers!

Frankie Kazarian & Christopher Daniels are still on their journey of tag titles or bust! And now they’re raising the stakes by taking on two teams at a time! Will Jack Evans & Angelico or Matt & Mike Sydal be the reason why The Addiction had to call it quits?

This Triple Threat allows only two teams legal at one time, so SCU also gambles by sitting things out as Evans and Mike start. Evans talks trash on SCU as he circles with Mike and they tie up. Mike powers Evans down to a cravat but Evans handsprings through the snapmare. Evans kicks and whips but Mike handsprings and arm-drags! Mike gets Evans to an armlock, then has both arms for a double chicken wing clutch! TWO, and Evans powers Mike into SCU territory! Daniels tags in, CLUBS Evans and whips him to a calf kick! Cover, TWO! Evans kicks but Daniels blocks, ducks the enziguri and throws Evans, only for Evans to PELE Daniels down!

Evans drops ax handles on Daniels, feeds him to Angelico’s boot, and tags Angelico in. Angelico JABS away on Daniels, fires off haymakers and stomps, but lets off as the ref counts. Angelico KICKS Daniels in the chest, then KICKS him in the leg! Angelico whips, Daniels reverses to back suplex! Tag to Kaz, SCU kick, CLOBBER and STOMP Angelico down! Kaz dares Evans to do something but Evans stays far away. Matt Sydal tags in, he and Kaz fist bump and circle. They tie up, Sydal headlocks, moves around, waistlocks, but Kaz switches with a wrench. Sydal wrenches back, Kaz uses ropes to flip through and he whips. Sydal reverses, Kaz gets a Dragon’s Lair cover, TWO!

Kaz waistlocks, O’Conner rolls, TWO! Kaz comes back, Sydal rolls Kaz to a ghost pin! TWO, and Kaz mule kicks hard! Kaz kicks, Sydal ducks and leg lariats Kaz down! Matt KICKS Kaz, drags him up, and tags in Mike. The brothers have Kaz on the ropes for a DRAPING DOUBLE STOMPS! Snapmare to standing moonsault, cover, TWO! Mike keeps on Kaz, tags Matt back in, and they bring Kaz around to double wrench and double Russian leg sweep! Matt drags Kaz up, Kaz scoops Matt but Matt slips out to SLICE! Standing Mariposa! Cover, TWO! Kaz sits up but Matt ROCKS and KICKS him to the Sydal corner.

Matt wrenches, whips Kaz corner to corner but Kaz goes up and over then CHOPS Matt! Kaz puts Sydal in the SCU corner, forearm smashes and tags in Daniels. Daniels gamangiris, feeds to Kaz’s atomic drop, CROSSBODY LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Daniels brings Matt up, whips him hard to the open corner, and fans rally up. Daniels brings Matt up, headbutts him, then brings him around to back suplex. Sydal slips out and hits a windmill kick! Hot tag to Mike, Evans tags off Daniels but Mike rallies on Evans! Mike ducks the screw high to kick low. Evans reverses the whip, Mike slides under and dropkicks Evans down! Mike goes Matrix to ENZIGURI! Cover, TWO!

Mike fires up as Evans is in a corner. Mike runs in, Evans pops him up but Mike headstands and lands on the apron! Mike ROCKS Evans, hops up and leaps over Evans, but Angelico is after him with hammering fists! The ref reprimands, Matt goes after Angelico but the ref tells those two to get out! Evans CLUBS Mike, tags in Angelico, and Angelico wrenches Mike to a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps on Mike with a facelock and he drags Mike over. Evans tags, TH2 mugs Mike, Evans whips Mike to ropes to jumping kick him down! Cover, TWO! Evans keeps on Mike, drags Mike over and scoop slams him down! Evans reels Mike into a modified triangle hold!

Angelico tags in as Mike endures and he STOMPS Mike down! Angelico drags Mike around by a leg, ties those legs up, and has a modified deathlock bridge! Angelico just reclines as gravity puts pressure on Mike. Daniels gets in and stomps Angelico down! Angelico drags Mike up, scoop SLAMS him, then tags Evans. TH2 work together for Evans to hit the 450 but Mike gets clear! Mike KICKS Angelico, dodges Evans and tags in Matt! Matt rallies with big kicks, Evans ducks a knee but not the heel kick! KNEE for Angelico, scoop and DRIVER for Evans! Cover, Angelico breaks it! TH2 regroup, they double whip Sydal, but Sydal kicks Angelico, SOBATS Evans, and fires up!

Matt reels Angelico in but Angelico gets around to trip Matt! Angelico BLASTS SCU while Evans puts Matt in a Last Chancery! Angelico PENALTY KICKS, Evans jackknife covers, TWO! TH2 regroup,  whips Evans in but Kaz tags off Matt! Sydal dodges, Kaz SLINGSHOT DDT’s Evans, but Angelico ROUNDHOUSES Kaz! Mike SUPERKICKS Angelico, but runs into a BLUE THUNDER from Daniels! METEORA from Matt to Daniels! SCREW HIGH KICK from Evans to Matt! Kaz throws Evans to the apron, slingshots him in for the CUTTER! Cover, Angelico breaks it! Fans fire up as Angelico whips but Kaz throws him out! GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!

Daniels sees Angelico, ARABIAN PRESS! The Sydal Brothers double knee Kaz, but Evans dropkicks the Sydals! Matt and Mike stay up, Evans gets past them with a Quebrada and the DOUBLE DIVES take out Angelico! Daniels RAMS Mike into barriers, Evans handsprings into a ROUNDHOUSE! Kaz hits the INVERTED DDT! Cover, SCU WINS!

Winners: SoCal Uncensored, by pinfall (remain a tag team)

The Fallen Angel and Full Metal Rebel say it is only a matter of time before they are tag team champions in AEW! Will they reach the gold or fail trying as Revolution approaches?


My Thoughts:

Another good Dark, but they went back up to 16, and it was over two hours, I just don’t know why they feel the need to do so much. Or maybe I don’t know why I’m doing so much. I’m not saying I’m giving up on AEW Dark coverage, but I probably wouldn’t be as dedicated if I wasn’t making these articles. I will say we got some good story progress for Peter Avalon, he seems to be creating a stable now with how he and Bononi worked with Nemeth. The Nightmare Family seems to be growing even more than The Dark Order, which is a little weird. But Avalon, Bononi & Nemeth in a 3v3 against Johnson, Comoroto & QT could be really fun.

Jurassic Express winning in their match but Stunt losing in his keeps the math even on the trio, though there is still time to build before the 3v3 with FTR & Tully. Speaking of the Dark Order, Reynolds & Silver are building up strong, and I like that Peaks & Valle is a combination that AEW was able to bring back together. As strong as the AEW Tag Division is, to where it might almost be too big, I hope Peaks & Valle stick around. The Triple Threat Tag main event was apparently a late add-on, but it was a very good match. SCU keeps winning to stick together, but while the titles are with the Bucks as well as involved in bigger stories, it might be some time before SCU are contenders.

I’m not sure which would be more powerful story telling: them falling short of challenging, or losing in their tag title match. There is of course the third option of them winning the belts and riding high, only to crash and burn with a short reign. SCU’s story, if brought to Dynamite more often, could probably be among AEW’s stronger stories, such as with the large Heel Omega story or the Inner Circle dysfunction. AEW has to try and integrate SCU’s story more into Dynamite or there is a good chance a chunk of fans won’t understand the drama.

My Score: 8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/17/24)

JEEEEEEON, MOXLEEEY!

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There is truly a Paradigm Shift in pro-wrestling today!

Returning triumphant from the Windy City Riot, Jon Moxley brings the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship to AEW Dynamite! But will someone from NJPW come after him?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart; Brody & Julia win.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia; Okada & The Bucks win.
  • Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Deonna wins.
  • Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions; Shane wins.
  • Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli; Ospreay wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jon Moxley heads to the ring!

Indianapolis, Indiana fires up as the NEW IWGP World Heavyweight Champion walks in from the back of the crowd! The Maniac shocked the world when he defeated Tetsuya Naito in Chicago and added NJPW’s top prize to his already incredible list of accolades. Moxley goes to the ring, gets the mic, and the fans chant for him as he says, “One of the first championships I ever won, y’know, Salvation Army Community Center at Fountain Square right here in Indianapolis.” The fans cheer that! Moxley continues by saying even back then 20 years ago, he was swimming up stream, never had help.

In fact, a lot of people tired to tell him what he can and can’t do, what he can and can’t accomplish. His words to those people now is the same as back then: kiss his ass and watch him! Watch as he climbs mountain after mountain after mountain. Because being great is not about what others say, it’s about what’s inside. Now, if you didn’t know, this is THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. The fans chant “You Deserve It!” and Moxley say this title is steeped in history, illustrious to the extreme, and he has been chasing it for five years. Five years of pain, heartache, wins and losses, pints of sweat and blood, thousands of miles across the ocean.

Five years ago, people said Moxley holding this title, and live on American TV, was impossible. But it wasn’t impossible. Not if they knew what was inside Moxley. That is what this is all about. When your back is against he wall, how deep can you dig? When you feel you have nothing left, choking on your own blood, how deep are you willing to dig and how far are you willing to go? Are you willing to dare to show the world how great you are? THAT is what AEW is about! The fans cheer that, too! Moxley says this brings him to his point: The Don Callis Family. The fans boo now, but Moxley continues.

There are very talented individuals in league with Don Callis. Don Callis is a creep. The fans cheer that! Moxley says he has no time for Callis, but he is feeding these guys lies and those guys are buying it. And then those guys put a hit out and tried to hurt Moxley’s friend and teammate, Bryan Danielson. Now, if you’re putting a target on Bryan’s back, you might as well put one on Moxley’s. You wanna get violent? You wanna be tough guys? Well, you’re welcome to come find Moxley, he’ll be here all night. But he suspects that maybe, he’s not their type. What he could do is run up on them with a tire iron. He could run them over in the parking lot.

But he gets the sense that that wont’ teach the DCF anything. So he’ll pick the biggest, baddest, meanest one of all of ’em, “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, and challenge Hobbs to a match one week from tonight in the main event of Dynamite in Jacksonville, Florida. Hobbs will accept, because in that match, Hobbs will find out just how out of his depths he is stepping to the IWGP World Champion. Because Moxley won’t make it quick or easy. He will drag Hobbs to the deepest waters that there are, and Hobbs will look around and see no shore. When he asks the ref for the rescue, Hobbs will know the difference between him and Moxley, and that Callis is feeding him lies.

Hobbs will know that he, like everyone else in this business, NO ONE can touch Moxley! There are a lot of great wrestlers in this world, but there is and only ever will be ONE Jon Moxley! The fans fire up for that, but will Hobbs survive the homecoming at Daily’s Place?

 

Mercedes Mone speaks.

“Last week, somebody attacked me in the dark because they were too afraid to face me in the light. But as the CEO, I always get right back up. And as the CEO, I can’t wait to pay back that b*tch that attacked me last week. Lights off, huh? That sounds a little too familiar, Julia Hart.” Mercedes didn’t think Julia was the kind to be a coward. Or maybe, it was someone who wants us to think it’s Julia? Maybe it’s someone who doesn’t wanna face Mercedes when she’s healthy. Either way, Mercedes puts the entire division on notice, and she will watch that Mixed Tag Match. But remember this: There’s a price to pay when you mess with Mone.

 

Mixed Tag Match: Adam “Edge” Copeland & Willow Nightingale VS Brody King & Julia Hart!

Speaking of that Mixed Tag, Dynamite is about to get Rated R as the TNT Champion and the Babe with the Power are stepping to the King of Death and the TBS Champion! Will Copeland & Willow have the edge going into Dynasty? Or will even now, The House Always Win?

Wait! Willow is down and out! A medic checks her but she says she’s fine. Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway aren’t so sure, but there is Dynasty to think about. And then the lights go out in the arena! And when they come back up, surprise! Brody is in the ring and he CLOBBERS Edge! Julia laughs from the stage as Brody TOSSES Edge out. The fans hoot and bark as Brody whips Edge hard into the barriers! Brody CHOPS Edge, stalks him, then whips him into more barriers! Brody makes Edge take a seat, fires off forearms, then hoots as he gets space. The fans hoot along and Brody comes back, to CROSSBODY Edge against the LEDs!

Brody stands, the ref reprimands but this isn’t even a match yet! Did the House just take out their enemies in quick fashion? Edge crawls towards the ring, he isn’t gonna let the House have their way! Edge drags himself up to the apron and into the ring, and the fans fire up as the bell rings! Brody runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Edge falls over, Brody storms around, then Brody drags Edge up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody CHOS Edge, has him on ropes, and CHOKES him on the ropes! The ref counts, Brody steps back, and Julia gets a cheap shot in! Then she CHOKES Edge while the ref is still busy with Brody! Brody storms up on Edge, suplexes high and hard, then stalks up behind Edge. Brody drags Edge up, ROCKS him, and Edge ends up in a corner. Brody digs his boots in, the ref counts again, but Brody lets off at 4. Edge sits down in the corner and Brody gives him scuffing, toying kicks. Brody lets off to stand Edge up, and CHOP him down! Brody CHOKES Edge on ropes again, but lets off as the ref counts.

Edge sputters, Brody drags him around, and Brody whips Edge hard into the corner! Edge falls, Brody storms up and stands on Edge’s face, but the ref counts. Brody steps back, Edge goes to the apron, but Julia is there to CHOKE him! The ref is none the wiser and Julia mocks the fans. Brody has Edge under ropes for the GUILLOTINE CATAPULT! Brody drags Edge back up, and CHOPS him to a corner. Brody CHOPS again, Dynamite returns to single picture, and Brody hoists Edge up top. Brody climbs up to rain down fists! Brody only goes to three before he hauls Edge up, but Edge fights the superplex!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody trade body shots. Edge then HEADBUTTS away on Brody, and BITES his forehead! Edge DECKS Brody off the corner, then adjusts. Brody stands, Edge FLYING LARIATS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Julia coaches Brody, he sits up to fire a forearm! Edge fires back, they go shot for shot, then Brody CHOPS! Edge CHOPS! They CHOP, throw forearms, and the fans fire up behind Edge! Edge kicks and IMP- NO, Brody throws him away! Edge dodges the lariat to LARIAT! Brody stays up so Edge runs up to clothesline in a corner! And again! And again!

Edge fires shots, runs side to side, then BOOTS Brody! The fans fire up as Brody leans on the ropes! Edge runs again, for another BOOT! Edge huffs and puffs and he brings Brody around, IMPALER! Cover, TWO! Brody is still in this and Julia coaches him up. Edge stays on Brody, but Brody TOSSES him to the corner! Edge BOOTS back, goes up, and FLYING BLOCKBUSTERS! The fans fire up as Edge rises, and he has a wild look as he goes to the corner. Edge runs in, but Brody LARIATS him down! Julia is fired up, and Brody drags Edge to a corner. Brody storms around as he hoots, then he runs corner to corner to CANNONBALL but only gets buckles!

The fans fire up as Edge and Brody are both down! Julia coaches Brody, the fans rally, and here comes Willow! Taped up as she is, Willow’s on the corner! Brody drags Edge up and in, but Edge reaches out! Willow tags in! She goes up and she CROSSBODIES Brody! Then she chases after Julia! Julia says no no no, but then Edge SPEARS Brody! Willow hoots now, the fans join in, and Willow gives Brody a CANNONBALL! Julia runs in with a chain! CHAIN PUNCH!! The fans boo as Julia says the House Always Wins! Edge LARIATS Brody out of the ring, but Julia clamps on the HARTLESS LOCK! Willow is OUT, The House of Black wins!

Winners: Brody King & Julia Hart, by submission

The Princess of the Black Throne made sure to have an ace up her sleeve to take this one from Willow! But wait! Here comes Mone! And she has a chair! Julia laughs as she slips away, taking her title with her. The House of Black won tonight, but will they establish their Dynasty?

As for Mone and Willow, well Mone still has the chair and is considering her options. Edge slides back in, so Mone stands down. Edge shakes Mone’s hand, long time no see. Mone still wants to go Double or Nothing, but will she be facing the Keeper of Secrets? Or will it be a long awaited rematch with the Babe with the Power?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Renee Paquette says we’re just four days away from Dynasty, a PPV where the AEW World Championship will be on the line 1v1, Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland. Renee says that in this situation, just Joe and Swerve, how does Joe see Swerve as an opponent? Well, first, Joe viewed Swerve as a worthy adversary. Someone who some day might be a great champion. But for now, he’s just a nuisance. Joe says Swerve is not someone who has overwhelming speed, strength, size, no. He’s just someone who keeps standing back up after getting knocked down. No matter how many times Joe puts Swerve in the dirt, Swerve just gets back up.

To Joe, that doesn’t seem like a prerequisite to becoming a champion, that’s a punching bag. Then Renee wants to run this back to last week on Dynamite. Joe is always calm, cool, collected and in the driver’s seat. But after last week, Swerve getting his shot in on Joe, then Swerve & Nana holding up the AEW World Championship, Joe’s reaction… Walk us through what that was. As expected, Joe was worried his property was in the hands of someone who will never possess it. That maybe this belt would need to be disinfected before it could be TV ready. You don’t know where Nana’s been!

As for Swerve, Joe will focus on his track record and what he represents. It seems that with every title Swerve has challenged for, he has come up short. Is that not right? Seems like Swerve’s a choke artist. Every championship, every opportunity, every time he tries, he comes just so close, then swerves off target. History will repeat itself at Dynasty, as at Dynasty, Joe will do what he always does, and that is destroy the opposition, cement his legacy as the greatest AEW World Champion of all time, and for Swerve, “my friend, unfortunately you are a choke artist. And come Dynasty, you won’t have to worry about it. I’ll be the one choking you out instead.”

The One True King of Wrestling has spoken, but will he still end up dethroned by The Realest?

 

AEW takes a closer look at The Young Bucks VS FTR Part 4.

But as the highlights of ladder matches and of All In London 2023 play, the Bucks themselves interrupt. This package sucks, who edited this together? Cut, cut! The video stops, and we cut to gorilla. Matthew Jackson “apologizes” to FTR, but tonight’s episode is already running short on time, so they gotta bump this from the show. But Matthew promises, the full package will go on social media. And Nicholas sure hopes FTR is watching, because they’re about to beat their friends’ asses in a really cool Six Man Tag. And yeah, it’s a tune-up for Dynasty! A ladder match for the tag titles? Are you kidding? The Bucks perfected that match!

And the Bucks will then become AEW’s first-ever THREE TIME World Tag Team Champions. But what about tonight, Rainmaker? Kazuchika Okada says, “Hey, Pac! You will not make it to Dynasty. You are a dead man!” Cue the music, time for the badass entrance using that elevator thing. But will the New Elite really be rolling into St. Louis with momentum? Or are they underestimating the Top Guys’ allies?

Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks VS PAC, Penta El Zero Miedo & Daniel Garcia!

The trios sort out and The Rainmaker starts against The Bastard as a preview of their Continental Championship match. The fans rally behind Pac, but then The Bucks CLOBBER him, and Okada BLASTS Pac’s corner! The fans boo as The Elite stomps away on Pac, then the Bucks stand down. Okada tags Nick, he storms up but Pac SOBATS! KICKS! And SOBATS! Pac runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! The fans fire up and Pac tags Penta. They double whip, double hip toss, then they coordinate, STANDING MOONSAULT LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO! Penta runs up to KICK Nick in the leg! The fans rally with “CERO! MIEDO!” as Penta has Nick on ropes.

Penta whips, Nick reverses, and Matt gets a cheap shot! Penta GAMANGIRIS Matt, but Okada BOOTS Penta down! The fans boo as Nick distracted the ref the entire time. Nick stomps Penta, tags Matt, and Matt rains down fists! The fans boo, but Matt tags Nick back in. The Bucks double whip Penta to a corner, then Matt runs in, only for Penta to TOSS him out! Nick runs up, Penta makes him handstand on the corner, and Penta SUPERKICKS! Nick staggers, Penta tags Garcia! Garcia rallies on Nick, wrenches and clinches, HALF HATCH! The fans fire up as Garcia clotheslines in a corner! Garcia goes up, and he rains down fists!

The fans count all the way to nine, then Garcia winds up to DO HIS DANCE! Garcia lets off, runs up on Okada and BLASTS him! Garcia LARIATS Nick, whips him to ropes, but Nick reverses. Okada trips Garcia and drags him out! But Garcia ROCKS Okada first! Matt runs up, Garcia DECKS him! But Nick PENALTY KICKS from the apron! Nick BLASTS Pac off the apron, Matt YANKS Penta down, and The Elite attacks while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Matt drags Penta up to whip him into railing! Penta tumbles over into the front row! Nick sends Pac into railing, then soaks up the heat. Matt throws hands on Pac, and he mocks Garcia’s dance, too! Okada puts Garcia in the ring for Nick, Matt mocks the front row, and Nick rains down fists on Garcia! Nick goes all the way to nine, so also mock the dance! Nick lets off to tell everyone that’s a FINE! Nick stomps Garcia, kicks him around, then he tags Okada. Okada storms up to CLUB Garcia, then he drags Garcia around. Okada snapmares Garcia, runs and basement DROPKICKS! The bucks applaud while Okada stands over Garcia.

Okada tags Matt, Matt drags Garcia up and whips him into the corner. Matt runs up but into an ELBOW! Garcia storms up, but Matt scoops for a BACKBREAKER! Nick tags in, slingshot LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Garcia grits his teeth, he pie faces  Nick, but Nick drops a knee on Garcia’s back. Matt gets on a mic to talk to Taz, and to also say hi to Excalibur and Tony Schiavone. Nick CHOKES Garcia on ropes, lets off at 4, and he runs up to SHINING WIZARD! Matt keeps doing his own play by play as Nick bumps Garcia off buckles. Dynamite returns to single picture, Okada holds Garcia in place and Nick runs in, but Garcia BOOTS Nick!

Garcia elbows Okada away, CHOPS Nick, repeat! Matt is concerned on “commentary,” Nick runs back in but Garcia sends him into Okada! Matt says to get him, but Nick waistlocks Garcia. Garcia wrenches to SAIDO free! Matt asks for the tag, Nick tags him, and Matt still holds onto the mic as he stomps Garcia! Matt says it’s fine, he’s got this. Matt promises the ref he won’t hit Garcia with the mic. Matt instead talks trash, shouting, “You think you’re better than me, Garcia?! HUH!?” Matt then pie faces Garcia! Matt eggs on “the kid,” dares Garcia to show him the reason they hired him, and Garcia gets up to reel Matt in!

Matt freaks out, saying he’s sorry, they’re good! But Garcia still gives Matt the SAIDO! The fans fire up while Garcia crawls, hot tag to Pac! Pac RAMS into Matt, slingshots up and over then keeps moving to CLOBBER him! And CLOBBER him again! Pac whips, Matt reveres but Pac stops, sidesteps and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Nick runs in, but he also gets a SNAP GERMAN! The Bucks stagger up, Pac climbs a corner, DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The Bucks bail out, the fans fire up, and Pac goes up a corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Down goes both Bucks and the fans are thunderous! Pac even dares Okada to get some! Okada says he’s not legal, he can’t!

Pac still taunts Okada, but then Matt CLOBBERS Pac from behind! Okada tags in, now he’s legal. Okada then BLASTS Penta, and Nick steps back in. Okada and Nick get Pac up, they double whip him to a corner, then Okada sends Nick in. Pac puts Nick on the apron, Matt’s on the other side, and Okada runs in, DOUBLE GIRI ELBOW COMBO! Okada then brings Pac up, Alabama Lifts, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Cover, Penta KICKS it apart! The fans fire up while Pac and Okada are both down! They stir, crawl, hot tag to Penta! CROSSBODY for Okada! Penta runs, SLINGBLADE for Nick! SLINGBLADE for Matt!

Penta catches Okada, tuck and pump handle, MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, The Bucks break it! The fans boo but Nick rains fists down on Penta. The Bucks whip Penta to Okada, but Penta wheelbarrows and victory rolls, DOUBLE SATELLITE- NO, The Bucks back drop free! Garcia storms up, blocks Nick’s superkick to send it into Matt! Then Garcia reels Nick in, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Matt superkick feints to DDT Garcia! Pac is up, he HOTSHOTS Matt, then slingshots to CUTTER! The fans are thunderous as Pac glares at Okada. Pac drags Penta to the corner, tags in, and “This is Awesome!” as we get that title match preview after all!

Okada fires a forearm, Pac gives it back, and they keep going back and forth! Pac gets the edge, then whips, but Okada reverses. Okada runs up, into a SUPERKICK! The fans are thunderous as Pac goes up the corner! But Matt trips Pac up! Pac crashes down to the mat, but the fans rally as Garcia rises! Pac crawls over, hot tag to Garcia! Garcia fires off forearms on Okada, then CHOPS! Garcia runs, into a DROPKICK! Okada drags Garcia up, scoops, but Garcia slips free to trip him! Jackknife bridge, TWO!! Okada escapes, gets around, and sends Garcia into DOUBLE GAMANGIRI! Then gut wrench and TOMBSTONE!!

Penta runs up, but Okada dodges the slingblade! Okada scoops Penta to TOMBSTONE!! Nick & Matt get in, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS into the RAINMAKER!! Cover, New Elite wins!

Winners: Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, by pinfall

The Continental Champion smirks as he looms over the Dragonslayer, but The Bucks sit Garcia back up! E V P TRIGGER!! Garcia suffers for being friends with FTR, and then the Bucks bring out a ladder! Penta gets up but Matt DECKS him! Matt stomps Penta, stands on him, and Nick brings Garcia over. Scoop SLAM onto the ladder! Garcia writhes, but the Bucks still aren’t done! They open the ladder, stick Garcia inside, and then squeeze it shut on him! Okada & Matt hold Garcia down while Nick climbs up, but Pac returns! Pac runs the New Elite off with that bell hammer! The Bastard already had reason enough to go after them, but will he take out his rage on Okada?

As for The Bucks, they’ve got the momentum and the upper hand going into that Ladder match! Will they be the ones making history? Or will Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood be the ones to establish their Dynasty?

 

Dynamite returns with Taz in the ring.

The Suplex Machine promised Chris Jericho to set up a meeting with Hook, so he’s here as moderator as Lionheart makes his entrance. Jericho joins Taz in the ring, followed by Hook. Taz has the mic while fans chant “HOOK! HOOK!” Taz says he’s just here to make sure things go nice and easy. There have been some issues between both Jericho and Hook. That said, Jericho has the floor. Jericho has the mic to say he’s known Taz for 30 years, and he appreciates Taz getting Hook to come out here. And to Hook, Jericho thanks him for coming out here. Jericho just wants to clear up some things.

The reason Jericho pulled Hook off the apron last week was not to mess with Shibata. Shibata ended up collateral damage. Jericho just wanted to get Hook’s attention and let him know it felt like Hook wasn’t listening to him as much as he should. The fans boo and Hook eats chips while Jericho says he is doing this all for Hook. Some say Jericho’s the greatest of all time at this. Others talk about the learning tree. Jericho says he IS the learning tree. The fans boo more but Jericho wants Hook to think about the people who listened to Jericho’s “perfect parables,” his pearls of wisdom. Every single one of them has gotten to that next level.

MJF, Orange Cassidy, Eddie Kingston, Daniel Garcia, Jon Moxley, Will Ospreay, and so many more! Everyone that has come into the “Jericho Vortex” has come out the other side a better performer, a better wrestler, and to be honest, a better person. That is what Jericho wants for Hook. He wants them to scale to the highest of heights together. They can reach the top of Wizard Mountain so they can both breathe in the rarified air of Jericho and reach the top! Jericho knows he can get Hook there. So what does Hook say? Is he ready to put the animosity aside so he can sit under the brilliant branches of the learning tree?

The fans are booing and saying no. What does Hook say? “No!” The fans cheer and Jericho looks disappointed. What does Hook mean, “no?” Hook says he doesn’t need Jericho’s help. Dude, c’mon. Don’t be stupid. Taz stops Jericho there, but Jericho tells Taz to stop. The fans boo but Jericho says he’s doing what Taz should’ve done 30 years ago and give this kid some proper guidance! Seriously! But this is what Jericho is talking about. He needs to get Hook away from all this dead weight that’s been holding him back his entire life. Taz says Jericho needs to calm down but Jericho says Taz needs to stop.

Jericho again tells Hook that he has had people his whole life telling him how good he is, how he’s a future world champion, including Taz, his father. But Jericho says Hook is not as good as he thinks he is! The fans boo more and Taz speaks up again, only for Jericho to SHOVE him! The fans boo even harder, and now Hook is mad! Hook drops the mic, he storms up to Jericho, and then he SHOVES Jericho into a corner! Hook tells Jericho that he crossed the line. You wanna see how good Hook is? He’ll go another round with him, anytime, anywhere! Now get outta his ring! Jericho says Hook doesn’t mean that, but Hook says it again, get outta his ring!

Hook lets Jericho go and the fans sing “Hey hey hey, Goodbye~!” Jericho slowly takes his leave, trying to smooth things over, but it’s too late for that. When and where will the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil get his hooks into Lionheart?

 

Backstage interview with Swerve Strickland.

Renee now sits down with the #1 contender to the AEW World Championship. In just a matter of days, Swerve’s career could change. Swerve could become the NEW AEW World Champion at Dynasty. In order to do that, he has to beat Joe. We heard from Joe earlier, what is Swerve’s reaction to Joe calling him a “choke artist?” Swerve chuckles at that. He’ll ask back, does Renee agree with Joe that Swerve’s a choke artist? No, she does not. He doesn’t think so, either. Joe talked about Swerve stumbling, title opportunity after opportunity. He isn’t wrong about that. Swerve has stumbled out the gate, stumbling throughout his career.

But guess what? Swerve’s always fallen forward into success. Just in this past year alone, Swerve was put in a coffin, got back up. He got stapled, body thrown into barbed wire, and he got back up. Not but a couple weeks ago, a man punched him in the face with a chain, bloodied him, and Swerve is still here. Swerve always gets back up. That’s his military upbringing, his warrior ethos: never give up, never quit. So Joe, call Swerve whatever you want. Punching bag, choke artist, a parasite, but guess what? This Sunday at Dynasty, he’ll also be calling Swerve the NEW AEW World Champion. “Whose house?”

Renee asks what makes Swerve so confident about Sunday? Swerve thinks about it, and says with all due respect, it isn’t something he should be answering to Renee. He should be saying this to Samoa Joe. Swerve takes off the mic, takes off his jacket and his hat to get up in the camera. Swerve promises to tell Joe this to his face, in that ring, tonight! Swerve storms off, but will Joe bother to meet him out there?

 

Deonna Purrazzo VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!

While The Virtuosa won’t be part of the sequel title picture with the leading lady, she’ll gladly take out the understudy! Will Deonna make sure Mariah can’t help Timeless Toni against Thunder Rosa? Or will Mariah make her mentor proud?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Mariah shoves Deonna down. Mariah pulls on Deonna’s hair, they tie up again, and Mariah puts Deonna in the corner. Mariah ROCKS Deonna, whips corner to corner but Deonna reverses. Deonna runs in, blocks a boot, THROWS Mariah by that leg, then runs to KNEE LIFT and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll through, but Mariah scrambles out of the ring! The fans fire up as Storm is there to check on her protege, but Deonna builds speed! Storm gets Mariah out of the way as Deonna baseball slides, and Mariah DECKS Deonna!

Mariah whips Deonna into barriers, Storm taunts the “loser,” then Mariah puts Deonna back in. Deonna swings, Mariah ducks and ROUNDHOUSES! Mariah rams a shoulder in, only to get caught! Deonna drags Mariah out for a DRAPING DDT! Cover, TWO! Mariah goes to a corner, Storm coaches her, but Deonna runs up, Mariah goes up and over, ROCKS Deonna again, then puts Deonna up top. Mariah runs up to STRATUS- NO, Deonna shoves her away! So Mariah SHOVES Deonna to the floor! The fans cheer as Mariah poses, and Storm taunts Deonna again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

The ref is busy with Mariah, and that lets Storm step on Deonna’s face! Mariah goes out to kick Deonna around, then CHOPS her against the apron. Mariah puts Deonna in, kicks her around, and then drags Deonna up. Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Deonna down! Cover, TWO! Mariah keeps calm, Storm coaches her and Mariah CHOPS Deonna. Mariah puts Deonna in a corner, bumps her off buckles, then digs her boot in. The ref counts, Mariah lets off, but Deonna dodges the chop to CHOP! And CHOP! Mariah knees low, snapmares, then she clamps on a chinlock. Deonna endures, even as Mariah thrashes her around.

Deonna fights up, but Mariah throws her by her hair! The ref reprimands, Mariah “apologizes,” then she kicks Deonna around. Mariah brings Deonna through the ropes to CHOKE her! The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, then she stalks Deonna to a corner. Mariah fires forearms, stomps a mudhole in, then lets off again. Mariah digs her boot into Deonna, lets off as the ref counts, then whips her corner to corner hard! Mariah runs in, Deonna ELBOWS her back, and Dynamite returns to single picture. Deonna ELBOWS Mariah again, goes up the corner, but Mariah runs up! Deonna BOOTS Mariah, then hits a FLYING KNEE on Mariah’s arm!

Deonna runs up to LARIAT Mariah, then whips her to ropes. Mariah reverses but Deonna KICKS back! And LARIATS again! The fans fire up as Deonna covers, TWO! Deonna is annoyed but she brings Mariah up. Mariah ROCKS Deonna! Deonna ROCKS Mariah! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, then Deonna gets the edge! Deonna runs up, but Mariah ROCKS her at ropes! Mariah runs, but Deonna catches her to the BACK2BACKBREAKER, and right into a takedown! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Mariah scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna lets go at 4.

Deonna drags Mariah up, CHOPS her, and Mariah ends up in a corner. Deonna whips corner to corner, Mariah reveres but Deonna dodges to BOOT! Cover, TWO! Mariah survives but Deonna drags her right up. Deonna reels Mariah in, vows to end this, and lifts, but Mariah slips free of the bomb! HEADBUTT! Deonna flops into a corner, Mariah takes aim! Storm and the fans rally up, KISS THIS!! Mariah hits the hip attack, then TORNADO DDTS! Cover, TWO!! Deonna survives and shocks Mariah! Mariah drags Deonna up, Storm wants this to end. Mariah fireman’s carries, Deonna sunset flips! But Mariah sits on it! TWO!!

Deonna finishes the sunset flip, DEONNA WINS!!

Winner: Deonna Purrazzo, by pinfall

But Storm attacks Deonna! She and Mariah beat down The Virtuosa, but here comes Thunder Rosa! She CLOBBERS Luther, then dodges Mariah to BOOT Storm! Then ROUNDHOUSE for Mariah! La Mera Mera shoves Mariah out, has the fans all fired up, and Deonna gets in Rosa’s face. They argue, shove, and then Mariah trips Deonna to drag her out! Mariah and Deonna brawl, Storm takes aim, to kick Rosa low! But Rosa wrenches back to DECK Storm! Rosa gets Storm into a CAMEL CLUTCH, and brings out lipstick! Rosa SMEARS it all over Storm’s crazy face! Rosa gets payback for Storm disrespecting the face paint!

Storm scrambles away, Luther doing his best to clean her up. The Storm and the Thunder are about to clash, which force of nature will reign over the AEW Women’s Division?

 

Backstage interview with Bullet Club Gold.

Renee is now with the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, but she has to get the Gunns to stop tapping the mic. This is a very exciting time in AEW as Dynasty is just days away. BCG asked for this time, what is going on? Jay White says it is very exciting but Renee doesn’t seem that excited. This is supposed to be her favorite time of the week! She gets to talk with the who? Bang Bang Gang. Aw c’mon, say it with feeling! Yeah, like this! BANG BANG GANG! The Bang Bang Gang has been having a blast the last couple of months. They did some scissoring, learned new catchphrases, sold new merch, made new friends, got new fans, and the boys even hung out with their old man.

And now everyone can see just how much better off Austin & Colten are without Daddy Ass and with #StepdaddySwitch. And y’know what? They’ll fulfill their destiny at Dynasty! How did this all start? Surprise, surprise, it is all about the gold. They are the ROH Six Man Champs, and Acclaimed have what BCG wants! The Acclaimed are the AEW World Trios Champions! They’ll put it all on the line, #WinnersTakeAll! And then we will see that THE greatest three man unit today is the Bang Bang Gang! And if you ain’t down with that, they’ve got two words for ya: GUNS UP! Jay White & The Gunns want it all, but will they lose it all in St. Louis?

 

The Acclaimed respond.

Daddy Ass says, “Well. It seems that you three have finally grown a set and showed everybody what your true intensions are, and that’s to get a shot at the championships that we now hold. Well, Jay White, I’ve already beaten the life outta you. And as for those other two, hell, I’ve been beating the hell out of them since they were little kids. You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.” Anthony Bowens says, “That’s right, Jay White. You wanna fight? This Sunday on Dynasty, you want us to put the AEW Trios titles on the line? Well guess what? We accept your challenge. So bring your little Ass Boys, bring your big golden bat, because guess what?

“The Scissor King has got a big golden bat of your own, and you can choke on it!” Max Caster says that’s right, “Twinkblade and the Ass Boys. You guys wanna make challenges? Well let us in on the fun, too. Just for old times, let’s run it back! Two on two, Acclaimed and the Ass Boys on Collision this week, and we’re gonna beat your ass, I’ve got no doubts about it! Because…” “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” The stakes have been raised, who will establish their Dynasty in the Zero Hour?

 

Orange Cassidy VS Shane Taylor w/ Shane Taylor Promotions!

Trent Beretta turns on Freshly Squeezed and now it’s all falling apart. And who better to kick someone when they’re down than Big Bad Shaney T. Boy? Will Shane rumble, bad man, rumble? Or will Cassidy fight like a man with nothing left to lose?

The bell rings and the fans rally behind Cassidy. But then Ogogo and Moriarty close in. Shane tells his guys it’s fine, he’s got this. Ogogo and Moriarty stand down. Shane eggs Cassidy on about how he took out Shibata. Shane even says Cassidy can give the people what they want and put his hands in the pockets. Cassidy puts his hands up, and then in the pockets! The fans cheer, Cassidy dodges Shane and SHOTGUNS! Shane stays up, Cassidy kips up, then he dodges again! Another SHOTGUN, another kip up, and Cassidy runs to SHOTGUN again! Shane stays up in a corner, but Cassidy runs in. Shane swings, Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Shane blocks!

Shane suplexes, Cassidy kicks and flails, but ends up on ropes. Shane hits LONDON TOWER! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Shane distracts the ref, and Moriarty stomps away on Cassidy! Moriarty THROWS Cassidy into barriers, then puts him in the ring. Moriarty acts innocent, and Shane puts Cassidy in the corner. Shane taunts Cassidy, puts his arms around ropes and hands in the pockets. Shane winds up to CHOP! Cassidy sputters as he drops to his knees. Cassidy flops out of the ring again, but the ref tells Moriarty & Ogogo to back off while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cassidy clutches his neck, slowly sits up, but Shane goes out after him. Shane winds up and hushes the fans, only to throw Cassidy into the ring. Shane won’t do what the fans want, and he drags Cassidy up into a corner. Shane wraps the arms around ropes again, tucks them back in the pockets, and then argues with the ref. Shane ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy flops against ropes, and Shane taunts him while stalking him. Shane puts Cassidy in a corner, talks trash and pie faces, but Cassidy fires haymakers! Cassidy fires off shot after shot, then winds up, but Shane bobs ‘n’ weaves and HEADBUTTS! Cassidy flops out of the ring again!

Moriarty mockingly cheers Cassidy on while Shane goes out to fetch him. Shane puts Cassidy on the apron, and CLUBS him! Shane then goes up to the apron, lines up the shot, APRON LEG DROP! Cassidy sputters as he flounders away, and Shane storms back in after him. Shane taunts Cassidy, and Cassidy “unleashes” body shots. Shane pie faces Cassidy, Cassidy fires more shots, then winds up. Shane encourages the fans to fire up, too, but then Cassidy SUPERKICKS! Shane wobbles, but he DECKS Cassidy! Shane stalks Cassidy to a corner, stands Cassidy up, and Dynamite returns to single picture.

Shane fires off hands, but Cassidy dodges the chop! Cassidy runs in, Shane puts him on the apron, but Cassidy ducks to ROCK Shane back! And bumps him off buckles! ROCK, BUMP, repeat! Cassidy dribbles Shane off the buckles over and over, then lets off as the ref counts. The fans fire up, Cassidy climbs up, but while Shane distracts the ref, Ogogo grabs a foot! Cassidy shakes Ogogo off but Moriarty gets the other foot! Cassidy kicks him away, too, but Shane choke grips! Shane has Cassidy with both hands, but Cassidy throws hands! Shane still holds Cassidy up so Cassidy fires off faster and faster shots!

Shane lets Cassidy go, Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but Shane blocks the DDT again! Shane suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Shane wobbles, Cassidy runs to DIVE onto Moriarty! Cassidy then DIVES onto Ogogo! Cassidy keeps moving, takes aim, ORANGE- NO, Shane dodges! But Cassidy dodges, only for the SOUTHPAW to hit! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives, Shane huffs and puffs, and Shane drags Cassidy up. Shane vows to end this, and he tucks Cassidy in, only for Cassidy to fight free! Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift?! Shane’s too big! Shane KNEES Cassidy, but Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES!! Off comes the elbow pad, Cassidy reloads, ORANGE- HAYMAKER from Shane!

Cassidy wobbles, Shane winds up again, but ORANGE PUNCH!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall

But then Moriarty clamps on a SLEEPER!! The fans boo as Ogogo storms in and unbuttons his sleeves. The fans boo as STP mugs Cassidy! Ogogo shows off the Olympic level left hand, and then Shane says this isn’t it! Get Cassidy up! Ogogo & Moriarty drag Cassidy to his feet, but here comes Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal! But then BLAM, someone hits Daniels with a chair! And BLAM, same for Sydal! IT’S TRENT!!! Trent CHUCKS the chair into Sydal’s face! The fans boo, and Trent is still wearing the shirt, “Trent & Orange Win The Big One.” Trent glares at Cassidy, STP is a bit confused, but the fans tell off #JustTrent.

STP get Cassidy up again, and Shane DECKS Cassidy!! The fans boo harder, but Cassidy is put in the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Cassidy suffers as Trent leaves. Best Friends no more, but did Trent just watch the end of Orange Cassidy?

 

PROGRAMMING REMINDER for Saturday!

This Saturday, April 20th, the night before Dynasty, it is Collision AND Rampage back-to-back for THREE hours of All Elite Wrestling! Make sure your DVR is set accordingly so you don’t miss a minute of Dynasty Weekend!

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Just 24 hours before all their title matches on Dynasty, Okada & The Young Bucks are back in action against Pac & FTR! Will The New Elite win another trios match? Or will the #TopBastards have momentum going into St. Louis?

 

Roderick Strong speaks.

“Kyle, your comeback was sweet. I swear to you, I smiled and I cried because I was so happy to have you back. But there’s something that you didn’t realize.” Roddy is of course referring to how Kyle could do it on his own, so long as he didn’t get in Roddy’s way. Roddy finishes by saying, “When we step into the ring, I am going to break you, and I am going to end you forever!” Another friendship turned sour all because of pride and greed, but will the Savior of the Backbreaker be Kyle’s doom? Or will there be no End of Heartache when Kyle takes the International Championship away from The Undisputed Kingdom?

 

Will Ospreay VS Claudio Castagnoli!

The Don Callis Family tried to break the Blackpool Combat Club, and they just about did it to Bryan Danielson at the end of Collision last Saturday. Will the Swiss Superman exact some revenge on behalf of the American Dragon? Or will the Aerial Assassin simply sharpen his blade using Claudio’s body?

Dynamite returns as Claudio makes his entrance. Don Callis has magically appeared on commentary because “the golden goose,” “The King of the Bangers,” is here thanks to him. The bell rings and Claudio immediately UPPERCUTS Ospreay to the corner! Claudio drags Ospreay to a cover, TWO!! Claudio keeps the hot start going as he hauls Ospreay up, reels him in, and tucks the arms! RICOLA- NO, Ospreay slips free to ROCK Claudio, whip, but Claudio reverses. Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RAN- NO, Claudio blocks the rana to pop Ospreay around into a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay clutches his back while fans are torn.

The fans rally for Ospreay as hard as they can, but Claudio stands Ospreay up to ROCK him! Claudio storms up on Ospreay in the corner, throws a body shot, but Ospreay CHOPS in return! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS Ospreay down! The fans fire up, Claudio whips Ospreay to a corner, then runs up, into a BOOT! Ospreay goes up to FLYING RANA! Claudio tumbles away, gets up, but Ospreay BOOTS him out of the ring! The fans fire up, Ospreay aims but Claudio moves. No plancha and the fans boo, but Ospreay storms out after Claudio to CHOP him again! Ospreay ROCKS Claudio, but Claudio RAMS Ospreay into barriers!

The fans rally, Claudio RAMS Ospreay into railing! Claudio whips Ospreay at the LED, but Ospreay leaps over! Claudio runs up, but Ospreay ROCKS him first! Ospreay then goes up onto the barrier, to FLYING FOREARM! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Ospreay SMACKS Claudio off aprons, fires shots, then puts Claudio in the ring. Fans sing for “OSPREAY~, OSPREAY OSPREAY OSPREAY~!” as he goes up the apron. Ospreay springboards but Claudio trips him up! Fans boo but Claudio drags Ospreay in, runs side to side, and DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans boo as Claudio stands on Ospreay and stomps around.

The ref reprimands and counts, Claudio steps off at 4, but then DOUBLE STOMPS again! Claudio brings Ospreay up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Claudio bends Ospreay back against his knee, but Ospreay endures. Ospreay gets his hands in, throws hands on Claudio and stands up. They trade forearms, the fans rally, and Claudio eggs Ospreay on. Ospreay ROCKS Claudio! Claudio ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay fires a flurry, but Claudio ROCKS him again! Claudio brings Ospreay around to ROCK him in the back! Claudio eggs Ospreay on, whips, but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl and again, DEJA VU RANA!

The fans fire up as Claudio bails out! Ospreay gets fans to join in “OI! OI! OI!” then he runs up to PLANCHA! But Claudio catches him! APRON BACKBREAKER! Ospreay writhes, Claudio soaks up the heat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Claudio stomps Ospreay around, drags him up, and then whips him hard into the LED barrier! Claudio leaves Ospreay behind to step into the ring, and he lets the ring count handle this. Ospreay rises, clutches his side and hobbles his way into the ring. Claudio is there to stomp away on him! Claudio drags Ospreay up, Ospreay fires a forearm! Claudio fires back, they throw forearms back and forth again, but then Ospreay snapmares and KICKS Claudio! Claudio gets right up to snapmare and run, to UPPERCUT Ospreay! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay stays tough and Claudio grows frustrated. Claudio then clamps on with a chinlock.

Ospreay endures, fights up, throws body shots, then puts Claudio in a corner. Ospreay whips corner to corner but Claudio reverses, and Ospreay hits buckles hard! Claudio does a little victory lap before he cheers himself on. Then he drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Claudio clamps a chinlock right back on, and the modified S grip lets him wrench Ospreay’s head. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ospreay endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Claudio knees low, runs, but into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, Claudio reverses but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Callis says he told Ospreay in their strategy meeting that he needs “moves in bunches” to take down Claudio. The standing count starts, but both men stir. Claudio drags himself up with ropes, but Ospreay just kips up! “This is Awesome!” and Ospreay fires up! Ospreay runs in corner to corner, BOOT! Ospreay shoves Claudio down, goes to the apron, springboard and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay keeps calm while he brings Claudio back up. Ospreay underhooks, but Claudio blocks the lift! So Ospreay fires Kawada Kicks! Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio UPPERCUTS but Ospreay catches it!

Ospreay backslides, TWO! But then Ospreay steps through to SHARPSHOOTER! The fans fire up as Claudio endures his favorite hold! But as such, Claudio powers up, trips Ospreay, and now Claudio has the SHARPSHOOTER! Ospreay endures, the fans rally, but Claudio sits deep! Claudio reaches back, hooks an arm, and shifts to a CROSSFACE! The fans duel as Claudio rolls Ospreay from ropes! Ospreay rolls to a cover, TWO! Claudio BOOTS Ospreay, whips, but Ospreay handsprings again! Claudio gets under, ducks ‘n’ dodges, springboard, into a SUPERKICK! Underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Ospreay is beside himself while both men are down, but the fans are thunderous! The fans want them to “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this match has a time limit! Ospreay rises, he brings Claudio in and underhooks again, but Claudio still resists! Ospreay fires more Kawada Kicks, but Claudio RAMS him into a corner! Claudio lets off slowly, and pokes Ospreay in the eyes! The fans boo but Claudio UPPERCUTS again and again from all sides! The ref reprimands but Claudio UPPERCUTS until Ospreay sits down! Claudio then reels Ospreay in, short arm LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Claudio stays focused.

Claudio scuffs Ospreay, the fans rally, and Ospreay rises. Claudio scuffs Ospreay more, slaps him around, but Ospreay fires a forearm. Claudio forearms back! The forearms turn to UPPERCUTS as Claudio fires from all sides! An UPPERCUT knocks Ospreay down, but he kips up to PELE! The fans fire up while Claudio wobbles, comes back, but Ospreay slips through the lariat! Ospreay reels Claudio in, but Claudio slips out of the bomb to UPPERCUT! Tuck the arms, RICOLA- RANA!! Cover, TWO!!! Claudio escapes but the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay aims as Claudio rises, BUZZSAW and HEEL KICK!

Ospreay calls his shot, goes to the ropes and springboards, but Claudio catches him! Torture rack, BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!!! Ospreay survives and the fans fire up again! Claudio calls his shot now, and he sits Ospreay up. Claudio runs, runs, but Ospreay SPANISH FLIES!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives, but off comes the elbow pad! Ospreay aims, runs up, but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!!! Callis came outta his seat but Ospreay is still in this! Claudio says it’s time, and the fans fire up! Claudio gets Ospreay’s legs, for the GIANT SWING! But Ospreay sits up!? And slips through to DDT!!

Ospreay goes up and up and LEAP OF FAITH!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives that sky twister, but Ospreay aims! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall

The Aerial Assassin takes down the Swiss Superman in an instant classic! Even Callis says that’s incredible! But wait, Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher & Will Hobbs show up to mug Claudio! The fans boo, but Ospreay is rather surprised by this. Callis takes no responsibility for what his guys are doing, but Takeshita still drags Claudio to the ramp. This is like at the end of Collision! But unlike last time, here comes MOX! The fans fire up as the DCF regroups in the ring, only for Moxley to jump in from the crowd! Moxley fires hands on everyone, but that’s still a 3v1 fight! Hobbs and Fletcher mug Moxley, but he throws Kyle away to fire off with Hobbs!

Claudio is up, he DUMPS Takeshita into the stands! Moxley sends Hobbs running, and now the BCC regroups! Ospreay is still confused and upset and he storms off. Will the #BillyGOAT still get a fair fight with Bryan Danielson at Dynasty? Will Moxley humble Hobbs as part of AEW Homecoming? Well BREAKING NEWS for Collision tomorrow night! Bryan Danielson returns to action alongside Claudio Castagnoli to take on Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita! Will the American Dragon breathe fire and burn down the Don Callis Family all in one weekend?

 

Swerve heads to the ring!

Just as he promised, and with Nana by his side, The Realest is here. He has the music cut to say that this Sunday in St. Louis, the main event of Dynasty, it is Swerve challenging Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve gets in the ring and says he was asked earlier tonight, how does he believe he’s going to defeat Joe? That answer is simple: remember last week, when he knocked Joe on his ass and had him scurrying like a little b*tch? Joe had fear in his eyes! He was quivering! Swerve was standing there, the title above his head, and it looked mighty good on him.

Joe showed Swerve everything he needed to see. Joe was scared! The fact that Joe knows Swerve’s gonna beat him and win the title. Swerve’s just out here with the people of Indianapolis, he’s just waiting on Joe to come out here so he can say all this to Joe’s face, like a man. So Swerve’s here, Nana’s here, so Joe, bring your Sweet Tooth ass out here! Swerve waits, and here comes Joe! But security stands in the way! This is the man Swerve wants, and he says he just wants to talk, so he can knock Joe’s ass out again! The cluster of Joe and the security guards gets closer and closer, so Swerve goes up and up! Swerve SUPER STOMPS the whole thing apart!!

The fans lose their minds as Swerve stares Joe down! Swerve says he is taking this from Joe, and then the fists fly! Joe whips Swerve into steel steps! Joe puts Swerve in the ring, fetches his belt, and says Swerve’s taking nothing from him! Joe storms into the ring, smirks as Nana checks on Swerve, and then Joe mocks Nana’s dance. Nana turns around and says hold on now! Joe storms up on Nana, but Swerve gets up to BOOT Joe! Swerve aims, for a HOUSE CALL! Joe is down but Swerve goes up! The fans are thunderous, but Joe trips Swerve up! Nana panics as Joe tells Swerve that he is NOT that man!

Joe HEADBUTTS Swerve, tucks him in, and hits the MUSCLE BUSTER!! Joe looms over Swerve, picks up the title, and holds it up high. Will this be the scene at the end of Dynasty? Or will Swerve finally have his moment?


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Mitchell’s AEW Battle of the Belts Results & Report! (4/13/24)

Rumble, bad man, rumble!

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The tenth edition goes the X-tra mile!

Battle of the Belts returns, and to settle the score from Dynamite’s Six Man Tag, Hook puts up his FTW Championship against Shane Taylor!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor; Hook wins and retains the title.
  • AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero; Strong wins and denies Rocky a title match.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet; Athena wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW Collision bleeds over a bit.

Bryan Danielson is still down on the ramp after Konosuke Takeshita’s Brainbuster and the medics check him. The battle with Will Ospreay at Dynasty is still in the books, but what condition will Bryan be in?

 

Backstage interview with Hook and Katsuyori Shibata.

Lexi Nari is with the FTW Champion and The Wrestler, and notes we saw Hook make the save for Shibata during Collision against Shane Taylor Promotions. At the same time, Hook is about to face Shane Taylor himself with the FTW title on the line. Knowing what Shane’s capable of, what is Hook’s strategy going into that match? Shibata uses his voice-to-text translator say, “Pardon the interruption… Hook, I’ll have your back tonight.” Hook appreciates that, but even knowing what Shane’s capable of, Hook’s got his own way of handling this. Shibata says bet, and Hook gives him the fist bump.

FTW Championship: Hook VS Shane Taylor w/ Anthony Ogogo!

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil knows he’s up against a bad, bad man, but this is FTW Rules! Everyone who fights for this title is a bad, bad man, so will Hook prove he’s the baddest? Or will Shane #SendHook back to New York without his gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s really the biggest badass in AEW!

The bell rings, the two circle, and they feel things out. Shane swings, Hook dodges to fire off fast hands and forearms! The fans fire up behind Hook but Shane shoves him away. Hook ducks the haymaker, waistlocks, but Shane fights with elbows. Shane swings again, but Hook gets under! Shane CLUBS the Camino down, then whips. Hook holds ropes, then DUMPS Shane out! Shane tumbles to the floor, Hook pursues, and Hook SMACKS Shane off railing! Hook SMACKS Shane off steel steps, then has Shane sit in a corner. Hook rains down fists, then lets off to revel in the cheers. Hook throws knees again and again, then CLUBS Shane again.

Shane staggers along railing, but Hook puts him in the ring. The fans cheer again, Hook storms in, but Shane JABS! JABS! And BODY SHOTS! Hook falls, sputters, and the ref has Shane stay back to check. That could’ve been a liver shot but Shane hauls Hook up. Shane CHOPS Hook in the career, and Hook sputters as he goes along ropes. Shane taunts Hook, puts him in a corner, and CHOPS again! Hook staggers to another corner, Shane taunts him, “I thought you were the man!” Shane BODY BLOWS again and Hook coughs. Hook fires hands in return, backs Shane down, then reels Shane in! Shane’s too big for the suplex, though!

Shane shoves Hook, and BODY BLOWS! Hook falls to the mat, but Shane drags him back up. Shane HEADBUTTS Hook, Hook is dazed, and Shane says he thought Hook was a killer. Shane says to bow down to the killer that’s badder! Shane CHOPS Hook, suplexes him, and hangs him out to dry! Hook sputters and falls, Shane soaks up heat, and Battle of the Belts goes picture in picture.

Shane drags Hook up, TOSSES him out, then goes out to bring Hook up. Shane whips Hook hard into steel steps! Hook writhes, Shane storms around, then Shane drags Hook up. Shane makes Hook take a seat in a corner, then runs up to KNEE Hook against railing! Hook falls over, but he’s somehow still conscious! Shane drags Hook up and hangs him out to dry on the railing! Hook sputters and falls to the floor, and Shane talks more trash. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the ring, and BOTB returns to single picture. Shane has Hook on the apron, for the APRON LEG DROP! Hook sputters more while Shane seethes.

Shane storms in, talks trash on the fans, then soaks up the heat. Shane drags Hook up, puts him in the corner, and BODY SHOTS! BODY SHOT! HAYMAKER! Hook slumps down in the corner but the fans rally up. Shane waits on Hook, Hook says he’s still in this! Shane stands Hook up to BODY SHOT, BODY SHOT and BODY SHOT! Then Shane ROCKS Hook again, again, and AGAIN! Hook flops back down while Shane storms around. The ref checks with Hook, Shane says to call it already! Hook says no, he’s still in this! Shane drags Hook up, tells Hook to quit or he gets send home in a body bag!

The fans boo as Shane whips corner to corner, hard! Hook sputters, Shane runs in, but Hook dodges! Shane hits buckles, Hook hurries to waistlock! Shane fights the grip, then ROCKS Hook! Hook ROCKS Shane back! And ROCKS him again and again! The fans fire up as Hook fires more shots! Hook runs to LARAIT! Shane stays up, Hook LARIATS again! Hook runs, ducks the haymaker, and GERMAN SUPLEXES!! Shane staggers up in a daze, and Hook clinches to EXPLODER!! Hook covers, TWO!! Shane is still tougher than that and Hook is beside himself! Hook runs up in the corner, but into an URENAGE!

Shane drags Hook into the drop zone, goes up the corner, and he SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO?!? Hook survives and shocks Shane! Shane storms around, the fans rally up, and Shane drags Hook up. Shane slaps Hook around, then winds up, but Hook dodges! And dodges! REDRUM!! Shane is caught, he flails around, but then he fights up! Shane RAMS Hook into buckles, but Hook still holds on! Shane RAMS Hook in again, but Hook still has his hooks in! BACKPACK SENTON!! Shane is free, but then Hook springs up, REDRUM!! He even traps the arms!! Shane flails, reaches out, but he’s fading! Shane’s OUT, Hook wins!!

Winner: Hook, by submission (still FTW Champion)

The Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil does it again! He takes damage and finds a way to win! But now, will he have that face to face meeting with Chris Jericho this Wednesday Night Dynamite?

 

Backstage interview with Rocky Romero.

Lexi is with Azucar as he is just moments away from his Title Eliminator match for the International Championship. However, Lexi wants to know if he knows what’s going on with Best Friends. Rocky says Chuck, Trent and Orange Cassidy are like brothers to him, and yet he has no idea what’s going on there. But right now, he can’t really worry about that, he has to focus on the match with Roderick Strong. When Rocky wins, he’ll be one step closer to fulfilling his destiny of becoming International Champion. Kyle O’Reilly pops in, wishes Rocky luck, and then heads back out. Will Azucar be able to get one over on the Savior of the Backbreaker? Or will he just end up broken?

 

AEW International Championship Eliminator: Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom VS Rocky Romero!

While Azucar is confident, it was just last night on Rampage that Roddy took offense to him and Kyle O’Reilly even thinking there was a chance this match doesn’t go The Undisputed Kingdom’s way. Will Roddy prove them all wrong by crossing Rocky off the list? Or is this were The Kingdom starts to crumble?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are behind Rocky as he and Roddy tie up. Rocky waistlocks, Roddy wrenches to wristlock, but Rocky rolls, wrenches and wristlocks back. Roddy tries to pull hair but Rocky twists the wrist. Roddy pulls on Rocky’s ear to have the headlock and takeover. Rocky fights up, pops out the back, and then steps over. Rocky hooks an arm but Roddy fights off the takedown to hip toss and cover. ONE, but Roddy facelocks. Rocky fights up, pries at the hold, but Roddy holds on tight. Rocky still fights his way out of the hold, wristlocks and wrenches again, then YANKS the arm.

Roddy ROCKS Rocky then CHOPS him! Roddy whips, Rocky slides under then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky then wrenches Roddy and goes up a corner. Rocky FLYING KNEE DROPS right on the arm! The fans cheer the Latino Heat and Rocky goes back to the corner. Rocky CHOPS Roddy, Roddy CHOPS back! Rocky CHOPS, Roddy kicks low! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, ROCKS him, then reels Rocky in for a BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes but Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy and The Kingdom talk trash, Roddy swings but Rocky dodges! Rocky CHOPS and then stomps away on Roddy!

Rocky digs his boot in, lets off as the ref counts, then stands Roddy up. Rocky snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Roddy flounders, Rocky covers, ONE!! Rocky keeps one eye on The Kingdom, then he brings Roddy around. UPPERCUT and Roddy staggers. Roddy BOOTS, whips, but Rocky goes Spiderman! Rocky then dodges Roddy and sends him tumbling out! Rocky goes out to PENALTY KICK from the apron! Rocky leaps to DIVING STOMP! Roddy writhes, Rocky gives more Latino Heat, and BOTB goes picture in picture.

Rocky tells The Kingdom to back off, and so does the ref. Taven mocks Rocky’s Latino Heat, but Rocky puts Roddy in the ring. Rocky storms up on Roddy to KICK his leg! Roddy hobbles to a corner, Rocky CHOPS him and then follows him. Rocky ROCKS Roddy, ROCKS him again, but Roddy bails out. Rocky goes after Roddy on the apron, but Roddy lifts! Rocky fights that to then elbow Roddy! But Rocky has to watch out for The Kingdom lurking! Roddy BOOTS Rocky, then POSTS him! Rocky falls to the floor, Roddy hops down and he drags Rocky up. Roddy gives Rocky a RAILING BACKBREAKER! Rocky writhes, The Kingdom mocks him more, and Roddy drags Rocky up.

Roddy puts Rocky in the ring, stomps Rocky around, then drags him up to CHOP! Rocky staggers to a corner, Roddy storms up on him, and then DECKS him! Roddy soaks up the heat, then he digs his boots into Rocky! The ref counts, Roddy lets off at 4, but just switches feet! The ref counts more, Roddy steps away, and Rocky sputters along the ropes. Roddy gets Rocky up but Rocky ROCKS him first! And again! Roddy hits back, Rocky CHOPS, and CHOPS! Rocky runs, but Roddy blocks the Rana to make it a POWER BREAKER! Rocky writhes, Roddy covers, TWO! Roddy clamps onto Rocky with a motorcycle stretch!

Rocky endures as Roddy digs knee into Rocky’s back. Rocky fights up, moves around, but Roddy knees him low! Roddy scoops Rocky to RAM him into buckles! Then OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO! Rocky is still in this but Roddy stays on Rocky with stomps. Roddy stomps and stomps as BOTB returns to single picture. Roddy goes back to the motorcycle stretch but the fans rally again. Rocky fights up, fights back, and he KICKS Roddy’s leg! And KICKS! Roddy CLUBS Rocky, eggs Rocky on, but Rocky roars! Rocky fires forearms, then UPPERCUTS! Roddy wobbles, Rocky KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS!

Rocky CHOPS, whips, but Roddy reverses. Rocky reverses back to kick, but Roddy ducks the enzigiri! Rocky REWIND HEEL KICKS! Roddy flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! Rocky builds speed, fakes Roddy out and DIVES onto Taven! Then Rocky DIVES onto Roddy! Rocky puts Roddy in, runs up, SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives but Rocky keeps his cool. Rocky fires forearms in the corner, then winds up! The fans fire up as Rocky runs in, clothesline! Another clothesline! But Roddy follows to RAM Rocky, and CHOP him! And CHOP! And CHOP! Roddy whips, Rocky comes back into the SICK KICK! Cover, TWO!

Roddy is frustrated but he hauls Rocky up. Fireman’s carry, but Rocky fights free! Roddy shoves, lifts again, but Rocky pops up to RANA! The fans fire up as Rocky ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Roddy survives but Rocky stays focused. The fans rally for Rocky as he stalks Roddy. Roddy RAMS Rocky, gets him up top, and then climbs up after him. Rocky fights with fists and a HEADBUTT! Rocky then cravats, SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives again and Rocky is beside himself! The Kingdom is also worried, they rally up for Roddy. The fans rally for Rocky as he goes out to the apron.

Rocky climbs but The Kingdom is lurking again. The ref tells them to back off, but Roddy ROCKS Rocky first! Roddy has Rocky up top but Rocky DECKS Roddy! Rocky adjusts, Roddy stands, METE- STRONG KNEE!! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall (denies Rocky Romero a title opportunity)

The Kingdom helps Roddy, whether Roddy will say it that way or not. Kyle is here to celebrate with his friend, but he also checks on his other friend in Rocky. Kyle helps Rocky up to his feet, and wants the fans to give it up for Rocky. But then Wardlow LARIATS Rocky, and The Kingdom stomps away! Kyle has them stop, this isn’t cool! But then Roddy STRONG KNEES Kyle down?!? The fans boo as Roddy tells Kyle that he could do it on his own, but there’s only ONE man that can be International Champion! Kyle made the wrong decision! Roddy’s arrogance just ended his friendship with Kyle, will Kyle make Roddy pay for that?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi Nair is with the Professor of Professional Wrestling and notes how last week, Serena walked on stage after Yuka Sakazaki’s return victory. Why? Serena says she was sitting in the back, watching that impressive match, and thought to herself that she was watching a great pro-wrestler. Someone that Serena would love to tear it up with. Tonight, the Professor is here on BOTB, but has no championship opportunity. She’s not sweating it, though. Since her return, Serena is undefeated. She checked the rankings, and The Professor is sitting pretty at Number 3! So week by week, she’s climbing her way up to inevitably become champion.

Serena tells Yuka, that was an invitation. To where? Into the Deeb Dojo! Serena will show Yuka that Serena is better, and that she is what she says she is: The Professor of Pro-Wrestling! Serena wants to test herself against the Wrestling Magical Girl, but who will be the one taking a step closer to a title opportunity?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynasty!

After Roddy’s sudden rejection of Kyle O’Reilly, they are now going to battle over the International Championship! It’s the fight neither man wanted, but will Kyle give Roddy payback for what he did with interest?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena w/ Billie Starkz VS Red Velvet!

The Fallen Goddess is 49-0 after defeating Hikaru Shida on Supercard of Honor last week, and when she says she’s the Forever Champion, she means that. But will “forever” come to a crashing halt in Kentucky? Or will The Chef be the one getting served an L?

The introductions are made by Lexi Nair, so just a little biased in Athena’s favor. The belt is raised, and here in the main event, we see who is the face of the ROH Women’s Division!

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the fans fire up for Athena already. The two circle, tie up, and they go around. They go into a corner, along ropes, then Athena throws Velvet down. Velvet holds on, they roll on the mat with the collar ‘n’ elbow, then they stand up. Athena puts Velvet in a corner, the ref counts, but Athena lets off with a cocky smile. Velvet keeps cool and resets with Athena. They tie up. Velvet wrenches an arm to wristlock, but Athena handsprings and wrenches back. Velvet rolls, kips up, and wrenches back. Velvet headlocks but Athena powers up and out. Velvet runs Athena over, but Athena kips up!

The fans fire up while both women brush themselves off. They reset again, tie up, and Athena headlocks. Velvet powers up and out, but Athena wrenches to whip. Velvet ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls to RANA, but Athena handsprings through! The fans fire up and Athena cheers herself on. But Velvet DROPKICSK Athena down! Athena gets up, Velvet arm-drags, arm-drags again, and then Velvet cheers herself on. Athena runs up into another arm-drag! Velvet has the armlock but Athena fights up and throws Velvet down by her hair! The fans cheer but the ref reprimands, and things speed up.

Velvet drops, runs up and CALF KICKS Athena down! Athena bails out, Billie there to check on her. Velvet goes to the apron, Athena grabs a leg but Velvet kicks her away. Velvet then ASAI MOONSAULTS land takes Athena down! The fans fire up, Velvet drags Athena up and puts her in the ring, then has her on the apron. Velvet climbs up, brings Athena up, but Athena shoves her back. FLAPJACK off the top buckles! Velvet staggers, Athena reels her back in, APRON BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up with Athena while BOTB goes picture in picture.

Velvet crawls into the ring but Athena follows her. Athena looms over Velvet, drags her up, then CLUBS her down. Athena stands Velvet up to whip her hard into a corner. Athena revels in the cheers before she runs in and back body blocks! Then Athena goes side to side to forearm SMASH! Athena smiles as Velvet leans against buckles. Athena shoves Velvet down, stomps her around, then drags her back up. Velvet fires body shots, but Athena bumps her off buckles. Velvet avoids the forearm to DOUBLE CHOP! Velvet fires body blows but Athena throws hands! Velvet CHOPS, Athena CHOPS, they CHOP, then Athena CHOPS Velvet off her feet!

The fans cheer while Athena snarls. Athena sits Velvet back up, KICKS her in the back, then KICKS her again! And again! Athena stands Velvet up, bumps her off buckles, then scoops to put Velvet in the Tree of Woe. Athena KICKS away on Velvet’s back, then lets her fall out of the Three. Billie applauds, tells Velvet she should’ve known better, but Velvet swipes at Billie. Billie gets away, cheers Athena on, but Velvet fires hands on Athena! Athena swings back but Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves! Velvet ROCKS Athena, kicks her legs out, then runs up , into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Athena is annoyed but still in control as BOTB goes to break.

BOTB returns once again as Athena hits buckles! Velvet rallies on Athena with clothesline after clothesline! Velvet runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Athena onto ropes! Velvet runs up to DOUBLE KNEE! Velvet shoves Athena down, runs, and tilt-o-whirls again, REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Athena survives and Velvet is frustrated. Athena crawls away, wanting mercy! But Velvet storms up, only for Athena to YANK Velvet into buckles! Athena then fireman’s carries Velvet for the WASTELAND! Roll through and another fireman’s carry, for another WASTELAND! Another roll through, and then Athena mocks the stirrin’ it up motion!

But Velvet pops up to RANA! Cover, TWO!! Athena escapes, Velvet runs up to wheelbarrow, but Athena URENAGES her down! Cover, TWO!! Athena is furious as Velvet survives! Athena goes up a corner, the fans cheer, and Velvet rises. But Velvet ROUNDHOUSES first! Velvet ROCKS Athena, climbs up after her, then CHOPS! Velvet goes to the very top, to SUPER VICTORY THROW! Athena flounders but she ducks the buzzsaw! Roll up, Velvet rolls through! THE SLICE! And then the tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!!! Athena survives and Velvet is fuming! Velvet pushes Athena around while the fans rally up.

Athena is in the drop zone, so Velvet goes up top. Velvet tells Billie to shut up, but Athena gets out to the apron. The fans boo but Velvet adjusts position, to leap and SUPER CROSSBODY! Athena catches her!? And then brings Velvet around to FALCON ARROW to the floor! The fans fire up as Athena roars, but so does Velvet as she rises! Only for the SUPERKICK to knock her down! Athena has a wild look on her face and Billie cheers on the Overlord. Athena gets Velvet up, THROWS her into the LED board, then THROWS her around again! Athena drags Velvet up and into the ring, storms in after her, and reels her in! Canadian Rack, but Velvet sunset flips it! TWO!!!

Athena escapes, Velvet runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges then SUPERKICKS! But Athena DECKS Velvet with a forearm! Athena goes up top, Velvet rises in a daze, to get the O-FACE!! Cover, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by pinfall (still ROH Women’s World Champion)

And that’s FIFTY and zero! Fifty wins, no losses, and no slowing down as she title belt clinks with Billie. But as is customary on ROH, Athena sets her belt down, and Billie does, too. They drag Velvet up, mock “stir it up,” but Velvet SLAPS Athena! And SLAPS Billie! But then Athena and Billie mug Velvet! The fans boo as Billie picks up her belt, takes aim, but then QUEEN AMINATA is here! Aminata runs down into the ring, dodges Billie to DECK Athena, then HEADBUTT for Billie! That’s payback for cheating in the TV title match! But then Athena runs up, into an Alabama Lift! AIR RAID CRASH!!

Aminata saves Velvet while also making her own impact, will The Queen not be denied her crown? Or will the Fallen Goddess look to make her pay for this insolence?


My Thoughts:

A really good BOTB but uh, after ten of these, we already know nothing really happens on these. Great action and promos like on Collision, but no titles were ever changing hands. And after two hours of Collision, the crowd was of course tired out. Hook of course defeated Shane but it was a really good showing of Hook’s resilience to take all that damage and still win. Really good match from Roddy and Rocky that Roddy of course won, and turns out I was right in thinking they’d fast track Roddy VS Kyle here. That match will be great stuff, but it’d be a shame if Kyle’s first title shot ends up a loss, even with The Kingdom all there to interfere and distract.

Good promo from Serena to make it clear that she’s having a match with Yuka, just in case it wasn’t clear last week. And then a great main event for the ROH Women’s Championship. Red Velvet looked great even in defeat, and natural move for Aminata to show up and go after Athena & Billie. Aminata really has her pick of the two titles at this point, and while payback on Billie for Supercard is an obvious route, why wouldn’t she go right to the source and take down Athena? Athena’s made it to 50-0, and if not when Athena faced Billie, not when she faced Nyla Rose nor when she faced Shida, her first loss should be to pass the torch to Aminata.

Aminata went through the grind, paid her dues, and has got organically over with ROH viewers, so if she isn’t gonna be the historic first Women’s TV Champ, make her the woman that takes down the top woman in ROH.

My Score: 8.6/10


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