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Andrew’s Impact Wrestling Results & Match Ratings: 3.9.2021

So we’ve got a little bit of an X Division grudge match between Chris Bey and Ace Austin, along with some other clarity on title matches. What is Scott D’Amore’s big announcement?

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So we’ve got a little bit of an X Division grudge match between Chris Bey and Ace Austin, along with some other clarity on title matches. What is Scott D’Amore’s big announcement?

There’s a lot of Knockout’s title picture matches tonight! Singles action to further the tag match at Sacrifice and Susan tries to help soften up ODB for Deonna. We’re gonna get a Brother Brother contract Brother signing and some of the Rohit fallout with Beer Guns should come to a head.

Here’s to hoping Rohit can get back on track, since his ascent up the card was one of the recent highlights of Impact Wrestling. But until then…it looks like Decay wants to play on Saturday.

Ratings:

  • Tasha Steelz w/Kiera Hogan vs Jazz w/Jordynne Grace: Jazz wins via STF – ** ¾
  • Beer Guns vs Rohit Raju & Shera: Chris Sabin wins via Cradle Shock – ***
  • Trey Miguel vs Sam Beale: Trey wins via Hourglass – N/A
  • Ace Austin w/Madman Fulton vs Chris Bey: Bey wins via Art of Finesse – ****
  • ODB vs Susan: ODB wins via BAM – N/A

 

Results:

Tasha Steelz w/Kiera Hogan vs Jazz w/Jordynne Grace

Tasha tried to talk a little smack in an almost respectful way. Putting her over while being a mouthy brat. Jazz controlled the early pace, but Tasha proved she knows how to wrestle. Some great back and forth, arm drags, strikes and a fairly even exchange. The match was starting to heat up, but Kiera hopped on the apron, Jordynne flung her down and honestly that took away from the match a little. The finishing sequence seemed awkward at best, but Tasha losing to submission gives nice momentum to the challengers for Sacrifice.

Beer Guns vs Rohit Raju & Shera

Rohit and Sabin start the match off, after provoking Shera to show a level of emotion we haven’t seen him ever really convey. Rohit showed a lot of counter wrestling, misdirection and great ways to stay ahead of Sabin a little bit before the commercial hit.

Shera comes in strong, puts the boots to Storm and we do see some even wrestling, but Storm and Sabin’s tag team prowess starts to shine through slowly. A few blind tags, great tandem maneuvers and suddenly Shera is wiped out on the outside, Rohit tries to fight back, but after a Back Stabber & Cradle Shock, Beer Guns wins the match!

Trey Miguel vs Sam Beale

Squashy squash. Sami Callihan is using Sam Beale to get under Trey’s skin and force some “passion” into him. Sam got in one strike and then got whooped.

Ace Austin w/Madman Fulton vs Chris Bey

Ace and Chris start off pretty even, but Ace’s strikes are fantastic. Knee strikes and spin kicks give Ace a nice advantage. Chris stays resilient, but after a big Fosbury Flop, it looks all but over. Amusingly, since Madman was the difference maker last week, Ace had him take a seat, literally, and just watch.

When he gets back inside, Ace looks to finish things, but they start fighting on the top rope. Ace starts reeling, he’s seated on the actual rope, Bey gets him into a Fireman’s Carry, but Ace fights out and falls to the outside off the apron, shortly followed by a dazed Bey.

As we get back from commercial, both men are in the ring but sluggish and we get some attempts at haymakers, or finishes. Bey hits the VerteBEYker, but Ace actually kicks out. Bey starts trying to find an answer for Ace, especially involving a gorgeous Code Red, and Ace powders to Madman. Madman shields Ace, then Ace gives him the iggy and Ace uses Fulton as a jumping point to kick Bey in the face.

It looks like Ace is about to win because of Madman, but TJP comes to the top of the ramp with a chair of his own to take a seat. This causes Ace to get distracted, Fulton goes to run him off, and Bey hits a Cutter out of nowhere, followed by Art of Finesse. So Bey beats the number one contender, with a small assist to TJP.

ODB vs Susan

We get to hear Susan’s theme, and it’s kinda cool. She then tries to scold ODB, but ODB hits her with the old Motorboat and then a few slaps to her chest to irritate our Impact Karen.

We come back from commercial and Susan’s shirt is open a bit, so part of ODB’s gimmick really has been to take off some amount of Susan’s cloths to annoy her. So Susan got a small glimmer of hope and then poured out the ODB flask. I love how D’lo said that’s alcohol abuse.

ODB got pissed, hits BAM, and Susan is out.

So this was just a set up match as Deonna and Kimber come out to jump ODB. Jazz and Jordynne come out to make the save. After that, we see Fire & Flava come out to make statements. Tandem moves, Okurr and Face the Music. At the end the champions stand tall and it was a nice set up/beatdown segment.

The big announcement falls in line with the Christian Cage signing that all IWC fans saw coming. Sacrifice will be Title vs Title, winner take all. And the winner, will face Kenny Omega at Rebellion Title vs Title.

Big for Impact, but not surprising.

Overall Score: 6.25/10

This was definitely an odd episode. There was actually great in-ring work in two matches, the visual of the heel champions lording over the fallen challengers was great and the contract signing between the Good Brothers and FinJuice was entertaining. But boy, did that “big announcement” take the wind out of the show.

Many of us have seen the Kenny Omega trying to impersonate Ultimo Dragon angle on the horizon, I was just ever hopeful that they would pivot away from it. Because this screams that the “SPOILERS” of Rich Swann winning at Sacrifice get a little more credibility. Because it makes sense for Swann to get the rematch since Omega talked smack, and beat him in his own house. Thus setting up Swann to fail, and maybe Moose to chase; which works alright I suppose, I just wish they’d pull the trigger on Moose already. I was one of his biggest critics when he first joined Impact and during that weird Grand Championship era (though I still lowkey like the concept), but he’s finally started putting pieces together.

Maybe this is the last building block, where he goes from delusional, but a legit threat; to a motivated flag bearer to beat respect for the brand into people.

I swear though, if at any point Kenny Omega starts referring to himself as Kenny Ultimo or better yet, for the Final Fantasy reference, Kenny Ultima…I…just…no…God…Yevon…no.

 


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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (4/12/21)

The Raw After WrestleMania!

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WrestleMania 37 is over, but how does Raw handle the aftermath?

Raw makes land after WrestleMania’s high seas adventure, and while we’re STILL in the All Might Era, we’ve also entered a new NIGHTMARE!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bobby Lashley w/ MVP VS Matt Riddle; Lashley wins.
  • Cedric Alexander & Shelton Benjamin VS The Viking Raiders; The Viking Raiders win.
  • Raw Women’s Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Asuka; wins and

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Bobby Lashley and MVP arrive in the NEW ThunderDome, the University of South Florida’s Yuengling Center.

The staff and superstars all applaud, and some even ask for autographs. Matt Riddle gives Lashley congrats, but the real excitement doesn’t start until the next day! And so even though Riddle is busted up, he wants to challenge Lashley! Wait, he got whooped by Sheamus but wants to step to Riddle? He must be out of his mind! Well, maybe. Riddle did wear a tinfoil hat to school because he thought aliens abducted him and were sending him messages, but then Riddle just realized his braces were picking up radio waves.

Lashley stops Riddle there and says he just went to war with Drew McIntyre at WrestleMania. He will be damned if he faced someone lesser. He is just here to celebrate and address the fans, that is all! Well okay. But wasn’t it a few weeks ago that Lashley said anyone could have a chance at the championship? And then it was March 8th, 2021, “Everybody in the locker room knows that the same thing that happened to The Miz will happen to them if they step into the ring with me!” And then, Riddle quotes Lashley again, “I worked too long and too hard to become WWE Champion!” Lashley SMACKS Riddle of his own scooter!

Lashley tells Riddle he is a loser, and Lashley is a winner. Tonight, he’ll show Riddle the difference. So is that a yes to the match? Will the Bro come to regret getting on the Rocky Mountain Machine’s bad side?

 

Bobby Lashley w/ MVP VS Matt Riddle!

Corey Graves and Adnan Virk both join Raw’s commentary team now, and this is quite the moment to start with! Because bro, Riddle might be taking on more than he can handle after he took on and lost to the Fella over the WWE US Championship. And then Lashley CLOBBERS Riddle as he scooters to ringside! Will Riddle even stand a chance in this fight?!

Lashley throws Riddle around ringside, then RAMS him into barriers! And again! And again! The ref reprimands but Lashley drags Riddle up to whip him all the way into more barriers! This isn’t a match yet, Lashley is just hurting Riddle, as he fireman’s carries and POSTS him! Lashley glares at Riddle as he stalks up behind him. Riddle manages to get up but Lashley RAMS him into barriers! Lashley finally puts Riddle in the ring, Riddle flounders to a corner, and he glares up at Lashley. The bell rings, this is finally a match, and Lashley fires off haymakers! Lashley bumps Riddle off buckles, and again! Lashley gets in Riddle’s face before he bumps him off buckles again!

Riddle sputters, Lashley drags Riddle up and RAMS into him over and over! The ref counts, Lashley lets off and whips Riddle corner to corner. Lashley runs in, and RAMS into Riddle again! MVP likes what he sees as Lashley hits a NECKBREAKER! Riddle sits up in a daze but Lashley hauls him up for a suplex! Lashley holds Riddle up, with one arm! And then after a count of 10, he SLAMS Riddle down! MVP says Lashley can do whatever he wants! Lashley goes outside and gets Riddle’s scooter! Lashley TOSSES it up the ramp! Lashley goes back to the ring, but Riddle fires off body shots! Riddle forearms, but Lashley scoops and SLAMS him down!

Lashley throws Riddle out, goes out after him, and military presses Riddle up to TOSS over the barriers!! Lashley leaves Riddle for dead out there as Raw goes to break!

Raw returns and Riddle fights back but Lashley stomps him down! Lashley looms over Riddle, and knocks him back down! Riddle writhes but Lashley shows no mercy. Lashley clamps onto Riddle with a knuckle digging into Riddle’s jaw! Riddle fights up, fights free, runs but Lashley follows to get Riddle for a flurry of knees! Buckle shot to a COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Riddle still lives but Lashley rains down rights on him! Lashley digs his knuckles in again but Riddle gets a ropebreak with a foot. Lashley lets off, he puts Riddle on ropes and chokes him! Lashley lets off at the ref’s count, but comes back with crossface forearms!

Riddle flounders as Lashley lets off again, and Lashley stomps him down! Lashley stands on Riddle’s chest but the ref counts. Lashley lets off, to stand on Riddle’s head! MVP says Lashley can do what he wants as Lashley whips and CLOBBERS Riddle! Lashley gets Riddle up to snap suplex and then dig his knuckles in again! The ref counts, Lashley lets off, and then he slams Riddle’s arm into the mat! And the other arm! Then he stomps Riddle’s hand! Lashley sits Riddle up, neck wrenches, but Riddle fights up to throw hands back! Riddle backs Lashley down but Lashley CLOBBERS him again! Lashley looms over Riddle again, brings him up and whips, but Riddle blocks!

Lashley tries again, but Riddle escapes the spinebuster! Riddle fires off hands, kicks, but gets caught! Riddle still gets around, ripcord, FINAL FLASH! Riddle gets Lashley in a drop zone and goes up top! FLOATING BRO- NO! Lashley catches him to a HURT LOCK!! Lashley thrashes Riddle, Riddle taps, Lashley wins!

Winner: Bobby Lashley, by submission

The All Mighty couldn’t be stopped, even just a few days out from having faced the Scottish Warrior! If Lashley can keep putting on the hurt, will anyone ever stop him?

 

Backstage interview with Rhea Ripley.

The NEW Raw Women’s Champion is already defending her title! But it’s about confidence in herself. It’s what led her to challenge Asuka in the first place, and what allowed her to beat one of the best ever to become champion. What the WWE Universe witnessed last night was the “brutal new order” of the Women’s Division. And in this WrestleMania rematch, she will prove again that she IS ready for Asuka! Will the Empress of Tomorrow redeem herself for what happened yesterday?

 

Cedric Alexander & Shelton Benjamin VS The Viking Raiders!

#PRIMED Alexander & The Gold Standard are about to run into a raid! Erik & Ivar are back, will they ransack the Raw Tag Team Division once again?

The teams sort out, Alexander asks Ivar, “How’s the neck?” They tie up, throw hands, and Ivar throws Cedric to throw hands back! The ref counts, Ivar lets off and tags in Erik. They whip Alexander, scoop and SLAM, to then have Erik scoop slam SENTON Ivar onto Alexander! Alexander hurries away, tags in Benjamin, and Benjamin sucker punches Ivar! Alexander chop blocks Erik and Benjamin KNEES him down! Cover, TWO! Erik is still in this but Benjamin is after him with a scoop and SLAM! And another scoop SLAM! Benjamin drags Erik up, Erik shoves him away but Benjamin stomps Erik back down.

Benjamin stays between the Vikings, then drags Erik up in a facelock for some knees. Benjamin CLUBS Erik down, then snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Benjamin tags Alexander, they keep Erik down with elbow drops! Alexander fires off body shots, rams into Erik, then lets off. Alexander digs his forearms into Erik and talks trash, then KNEES low! Alexander brings Erik out but Erik ROCKS him with a right! Alexander grabs at Erik but Erik puts him in a corner. Alexander clubs free, ROCKS Erik back, then talks more trash. Alexander clubs Erik down, drags him back up, and whips him but Erik gets around to clinch! Alexander fights free with elbow after elbow!

Alexander brings Erik up, tags Benjamin, and they hand off for Benjamin to back suplex. Erik fights free, ROCKS Alexander, ROCKS Benjamin, but Alexander KNEES Erik! OLYMPIC SLAM from Benjamin! Cover, TWO!! Erik survives but Benjamin tags Alexander. Alexander elbows Erik on the back, brings him back up, and whips, only for Erik to reverse! Ace Ten Mao!! Both men are down, crawl for their corners, hot tags to Benjamin and Ivar! The War Beard and Gold Standard fire off hands! Ivar gets the edge, whips and runs Benjamin over and over! Whip and scoop for a SIDEWALK SLAM! BIG VIKING SPLASH!

Ivar fires up and so do the fans on their ThunderDome screens, but Benjamin knees back. Benjamin whips but runs into the SEATED SENTON! Ivar fires up even more and he drags Benjamin up. Benjamin powers Ivar to the corner, tags Alexander and they mug Ivar. They double whip, but Ivar cartwheels around to DOUBLE LARIAT! Tag to Erik, Ivar CLOBBERS Benjamin! Erik uses Ivar to HIP ATTACK Benjamin! Ivar gets Alexander, feeds him to Erik, THOR’S HAMMER!! Cover, the Viking Raiders win!

Winners: The Viking Raiders, by pinfall

The #VikingExperience is back! Will the warpath head for gold once again?

 

Backstage interview with Asuka.

How is she approaching this rematch? “Last night, Rhea Ripley brought the fight. But now, it’s MY turn!” Asuka says in Japanese and then in English that losing was a nightmare. But tonight, she is ready for Rhea, and then once again be Raw Women’s Champion!! The Empress is fired up, will she end Rhea’s reign at just 24 hours?

 

Charlotte Flair is here!

The Queen returns to Raw and heads to the ring! She gets a mic, soaks in the cheers from the ThunderDome, and says, “So here I am, on the Raw After WrestleMania. And typically, I’d be standing here with my big ol’ Flair smile, but I wasn’t on WrestleMania.” She wasn’t welcomed. She knows what some are thinking: It’s just one Mania! She’s been on five! No, she is a franchise player, a genuine superstar, and what she does is sacred to the Flair family. It wasn’t even her fault! It was all things out of her control and that is unacceptable!

Was it her fault Asuka needed a tag partner? Was it her fault Ric Flair showed up on Legends Night acting like a fool? Was it her fault that Lacey Evans just went and got pregnant before Charlotte could kick her ass? NO! She didn’t try, either! She even challenged Asuka on Raw for the title, but Asuka didn’t respond! Some champion, huh? But that opportunist, Rhea, challenged Asuka and Asuka accepted. Rhea won, a new champion was crowned and a star was born! Out with the old, in with the new! But don’t act like every other woman wasn’t happy that Charlotte wasn’t here! Y’know what everyone thought? “This is MY opportunity to be on WrestleMania!”

But kudos to Rhea! Because now, she’s the biggest snake in the locker room! Even ASUKA manipulated her way to tonight’s rematch! But as they say, “Karma is a BITCH. And I’m that bitch.” Sasha Banks, Bianca Belair, Shayna Baszler, Nia Jax, so on and so forth. No one compares to CHARLOTTE. And what Charlotte realized for the first time in about seven years, after watching Mania at home, “I don’t steal opportunities. I AM the opportunity!” So to all the delusional fans at home that think she steals things for your favorites, NO! She makes those opportunities! This is a NEW Charlotte! She won’t apologize for being that damn good! You will bow down to the THIRTEEN TIME Women’s Champion!!

No more little humble Charlotte. So everyone needs to show their respect to what she has done! She’s dedicated YEARS of her life to this! Tears, blood and sweat. And what has anyone given her in return? Exactly, NOTHING. Enjoy the match that SHE should’ve been in! Mic drop of mic drops right here! Will The Queen go after whoever comes out with the title tonight?

 

Raw Women’s Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Asuka!

The Nightmare became reality when her brutality was more than ready, ended Asuka’s reign at 330 days, and now she starts her first day as champion! But will the first day be the last when she gives Asuka her WrestleMania rematch already?

Raw returns as Rhea makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised and WrestleMania continues on Raw!

Rhea and Asuka circle, approach and tie right up. Rhea puts Asuka in a corner but Asuka turns it around to fire off! The ref counts, Rhea goes after Asuka! Rhea puts Asuka back in a corner, keeps on her with haymakers, but lets off as the ref counts. Asuka drop toeholds but Rhea blocks hitting buckles this time! Rhea drags Asuka up to TOSS her away! Rhea gets Asuka up, Asuka fights but Rhea CLUBS her down! Rhea hauls Asuka up to CLUB her on the back again, and again, then has her at the ropes. Rhea gets Asuka up for a back suplex, but Asuka victory rolls, ONE!! Rhea sits up but into KICKS! Rhea blocks, but Asuka throws her for an ARMBAR!

Rhea scrambles, gets the ropebreak, but Asuka is after her! Rhea hits back, bumps Asuka off buckles, then hoists her up top backwards. Rhea climbs, Asuka elbows away on her, but Rhea gets back to dropkick Asuka down! Asuka tumbles to the floor, the ref reprimands but Rhea smirks as Raw goes to break.

 


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (4/12/21)

A QUADRUPLE main event?!?

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This might be the biggest Dark: Elevation yet!

Wait, AEW Dark: Elevation is giving us a QUADRUPLE main event?! Is that even possible?! Will Death Triangle be stronger than ever going into their AEW World Tag Team Championship match?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Britt Baker w/ Rebel VS Skye Blue; wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Diamante; wins.
  • Orange Cassidy VS John Skyler; wins.
  • Dante Martin VS Baron Black; wins.
  • Brandon Cutler VS Penta El Zero M; wins.
  • Miro w/ Kip Sabian & Penelope Ford VS Hayden Backlund; wins.
  • QT Marshall & Nick Comoroto VS Andrew Palace & Cole Karter; win.
  • The Hybrid2 VS Carlie Bravo & Dean Alexander; wins.
  • PAC & Rey Fenix VS Andre Montoya & Vary Morales; wins.
  • FTR w/ The Pinnacle VS Midas Black & Jay Lyon; win(s).
  • Best Friends VS Ryan Nemeth & Cezar Bononi; win.
  • Scorpio Sky & Ethan Page VS Sonny Kiss & Joey Janela; win.

PLAY BY PLAY

[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage of AEW Dark: Elevation will begin later tonight]


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