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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/30/21)

Dark closes out March in a big way!



AEW Dark 2

Dark is building up for the Spring!

Before Dynamite but after what they did on Elevation, Miro & Kip are in action on AEW Dark to tune up for the Arcade Anarchy! Will they level up before battling Chuck Taylor & Orange Cassidy?


  • The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Milk Chocolate; The Butcher & Blade win.
  • Jazmin Allure VS Madi Wrenkowski; Wrenkowski wins.
  • Chaos Project VS Dean Alexander & Justin Law; Chaos Project wins.
  • Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Angelico w/ Jack Evans; Angelico wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Evil Uno, Stu Grayson & Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales, Bill Collier & D3; The Dark Order wins.
  • Jurassic Express VS Adam Priest & KC Navarro; Jurassic Express wins.
  • Diamante VS Vipress; Diamante wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Team Taz VS Jake St. Patrick, Sage Scott & Chandler Hopkins; Team Taz wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Big Swole, Red Velvet & Kilynn King VS Vertvixen, Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo; Swole, Velvet & King win.
  • Michael Nakazawa VS Mike Magnum; Nakazawa wins.
  • Miro & Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford VS Baron Black & John Skyler; Miro & Kip win.
  • Max Caster w/ Anthony Bowen VS Alex Reynolds w/ the Dark Order; Caster wins.


The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Hardy Family Office VS Milk Chocolate!

There’s not even time for teams to sort out, Butcher and Blade just jump Randy Summers and Brandon Watts! Butcher stomps Summers in the ring while Blade kicks Watts out. Butcher CHOPS Summers, then whips him corner to corner. Summers elbows back, throws forearms, then dodges Butcher’s forearms to ROCK him! Butcher deflects the drop kick, to then back suplex SLAM him down! Butcher hauls Summers up, scoops, tags Blade, and they combine for a lawn dart KICK! Bunny, Hardy and Private Party are loving this as Blade sends Summers to the corner. Watts tags in, but runs into a kick! Blade fires off haymakers and CHOPS, then stomps away!

The ref counts, Blade lets off, and he drags Watts up to CHOP him! Blade whips Watts corner to corner, Watts goes up and over to CHOP back! Watts whips, Blade reverses but Watts goes up and over to CHOP again! Fans rally for Watts but Private Party distracts! Watts goes up and over but Hardy drags him down to SLAM him onto the timekeeper’s table! Hardy fakes like HE is the one attacked, and the HFO play along. Summers checks on Watts, Butcher CLOBBERS him and drags Watts back to the ring. Blade chokes Watts on ropes, the ref counts and Blade lets off. Isiah Kassidy gets his shots in! Butcher tags in, digs his knee into Watts, but lets off as the ref counts.

Butcher drags Watts up, bumps him hard off buckles, then drags him back up. Butcher CHOPS Watts off his feet! Butcher drags Watts up, tags in Blade, and they double headbutt him down! Blade taunts Watts, drags him up and snapmares him to a neck wrench. Blade drives an elbow into Watts’ head, stomps him down, but Watts fights back. Blade rakes Watts’ eyes! Tag to Butcher, and Butcher DECKS Watts with a right. Butcher chokes Watts on ropes, Bunny Allie laughs at Watts again, but Watts hits a jawbreaker! Watts kicks a leg out, hits a mule kick, then tags in Summers! Butcher tags Blade but Summers fires off on Blade!

The ref has to back him down, but he comes back to ROCK Blade, go corner to corner and UPPERCUT! Summers keeps moving, he ducks to mule kick and FISHERMAN NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up, Summers tags Watts and then DECKS Butcher! Milk Chocolate coordinates, but Blade fights the double suplex to swing, into a ROLLING ELBOW, BOOT, front kick and ENZIGURI! Allie distracts, Butcher gets back in and Butcher CLOBBERS Milk Chocolate! Summers is thrown out, Blade gets Watts up, DRAG THE LAKE!! Cover, HFO wins!

Winners: The Butcher & The Blade, by pinfall

Milk Chocolate melted and now the HFO is getting that winner’s check! Now that we’re past the first quarter, will Big Money Matt and his clients be flush with cash?


Jazmin Allure VS Madi Wrenkowski!

On this week’s Dark: Elevation, Allure was alongside Tesha Price and lost to the AEW Women’s World Champion and the current #1 contender! Will she face reality that she’s just not there yet? Or will she show Madi otherwise?

Leva Bates is on commentary, as one: she’s excited to watch women’s wrestling growing in AEW, and two: she did team with Madi once and it didn’t really go well. Will the Librarian secretly be rooting one way or another?

The bell rings and Allure rushes and dropkicks Madi! Allure fires off forearms, stomps her in the corner, then brings Madi out. Madi shoves Allure, arm-drags her around, then clamps onto the arm. Allure endures, fans rally, and Leva runs down Madi’s outfit with the one leg tights. Allure arm-drags Madi but Madi drags her back to the armlock. Madi cranks the arm, Allure fights up and throws knees then CLUBS Madi on the back. Allure snapmares then KICKS Madi in the arm! Allure runs and basement dropkicks! Fans fire up, Allure drags Madi up and whips. Madi reverses and elbows Allure down! Madi brings Allure up, whips her, and back drops her high and hard!

Allure scrambles out to avoid the cover but Madi pursues. Madi lurks, runs in and CLOBBERS Allure! Madi puts Allure in the ring, brings her back up, but Allure jawbreakers! Madi staggers, Allure clubs her at the ropes, then stomps her down. Allure throws her armband at Madi then stomps her more! Allure snapmares Madi, rains down rights, but the ref counts. Allure lets off then drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! Allure grows frustrated with Madi already, lets out a squeal, and drags Madi up. Madi reverses the whip then follows, but Allure is ready with a clothesline! Cover, TWO! Allure drags Madi up, whips her but Madi holds ropes to kick back!

Madi CLOBBERS Allure again, then dropkicks her down! Allure flounders, Madi runs at the corner to fire off forearms! Madi runs in for another forearm smash, then scoops for a SPINNING SIDEWALK SLAM! Madi runs to SCISSOR KICK! Cover, Madi wins!

Winner: Madi Wrenkowski, by pinfall

Leva lets us know Madi calls that the Reality Check, and Allure just cashed it. Will Madi be checking off a top 5 spot with that in the near future?


Chaos Project VS Dean Alexander & Justin Law!

Luther & Serpentico have been up and down, but they’ll never stop trying! Will the Original Death Dealer and SNAKEMAN get back up against The Sensation and The Law?

Taking a cue from the HFO, Luther doesn’t let his opponents sort out, he makes Serpentico TOPE SUICIDA out onto Alexander! Law realizes what happened and Luther rushes him at the apron! Law shoulders in and slingshots over but Luther CLOBBERS him! Luther kicks Law to a corner, runs in and clotheslines then stomps him down! The ref counts, Luther lets off to then knee low. Tag to Serpentico, he jumps in and they mug Law. Serpentico throws elbows, bumps Law off buckles, stomps him and whips him corner to corner. Law goes up and over, hip tosses Serpentico then arm-drags him! Serpentico staggers into a scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO, right before Luther runs in and elbow drops Serpentico!

Law dropkicks Luther out of the ring! Law throws hands on Serpentico, CHOPS him, then throws more hands. The ref counts, Law whips corner to corner but Serpentico slips out to avoid the corner clothesline. Law DECKS Serpentico but Luther drags him out to throw him into railing! Luther gets away and Serpentico stomps Law down. Serpentico puts Law in, drags him up, and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Luther and he KICKS Law, then reels him in for a clothesline! Luther calls his shot and brings Law up, LUTHER BOMB! Luther DECKS Alexander for good measure, then stomps Law. Luther scoops Law to SLAM him, tag to Serpentico for the slingshot stomps!

Serpentico digs his boots in, lets off to bring Law up, and hits a jawbreaker! Serpentico RAMS Law into the corner, tags Luther in, and Luther uses Serpentico as a weapon again for the human battering ram! Luther KNEES Law to the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Luther argues the count but it was fair. Luther drags Law up, tags Serpentico, and Serpentico goes up. Luther scoop SLAMS Law, then ROCKET LAUNCHES Serpentico, only for him to FLOP as Law evades! Law gets up, dodges, hot tag to Alexander! Alexander rallies on Chaos Project, uppercuts Luther then back drops Serpentico! Luther swings but misses and Alexander dropkicks him out!

Serpentico rules over to mule kick and whip, but Alexander reverses. Serpentico wheelbarrows but Alexander makes it a half nelson SLAM! Cover, Luther dropkicks it apart! Luther gets out to tag back in, and he runs to DECK Law! Luther swings a heel kick but misses, Alexander fires off haymakers! Alexander whips, Luther reverses and BOOTS him down! Luther drags Alexander up, tags Serpentico back in, and Chaos Project combines for the CREEPING DEATH! Cover, Chaos Project wins!

Winners: Chaos Project, by pinfall

And Chaos Project is back up! Will they stay up and prove themselves a top 5 tag team in AEW?


Sonny Kiss w/ Joey Janela VS Angelico w/ Jack Evans!

The Bad Boy won on Elevation, now the Concrete Rose looks to keep pace! Will Kiss add to The Hybrid2’s woes by beating the South African Submission Specialist?

The bell rings and Kiss circles with Angelico as fans rally up. The two tie up, Angelico gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock. Kiss rolls, handsprings and handsprings again to wrench and wristlock back! Kiss hammerlocks but Angelico reaches back to get up. Angelico slips through to hammerlock back, then headlock. Kiss endures but Angelico shifts to an arm and wrenches to another wristlock. Angelico kicks Kiss before he can handspring, but Kiss spins and wrenches the wristlock back onto Angelico. Angelico spins, shoots in, has a standing armbar, but Kiss trips him! Kiss wants a kneebar but Angelico gets the ropebreak!

Kiss lets off and fans cheer as Kiss shows Angelico his own technical prowess. Fans rally, the two circle again and they feel out the grapple. Angelico traps both of Kiss’ arms to then get a modified straitjacket clutch! Kiss endures, Angelico headlocks, but Kiss tries to power up. Angelico resists, Kiss shifts to a waistlock, but Angelico switches out. Angelico half nelsons and spins Kiss just to kick him low! Evans mocks Kiss’ pain but Janela tells him to shut up. Angelico whips, then follows, but Kiss arm-drags! Kiss spins through to split leg arm-drag! Kiss goes Matrix to avoid Angelico’s counter attack, and then reaches back to headscissor Angelico down! Fans fire up as Kiss kips up!

Angelico flounders, Evans checks on him but the ref tells him to get away. Kiss runs in, Angelico drop toeholds him into ropes! The ref reprimands and Angelico distracts him so Evans can get a cheap shot! Janela storms over and chases Evans off but the damage is done! Angelico stomps Kiss, drags him around and hooks up the leg to NAPALM DEATH! Kiss endures as Angelico twists one leg and pushes the other. Kiss fights free but Angelico STOMPS Kiss down! Fans boo as Angelico takes a second to check his jaw. Angelico drags Kiss up, but Kiss throws body shots! Kiss ROCKS him with a forearm, then handsprings, but Angelico blocks the heel kick to get a STANDING CRAB!?

Kiss endures, doing his best to stay up, but Angelico throws him down to PENALTY KICK him in the face! Cover, TWO! Angelico keeps cool, drags Kiss back up and wrenches to reel Kiss in. Back suplex but Kiss lands on his feet to RANA Angelico, then dropsault! Angelico goes to a corner, Kiss handsprings in to back body block and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Kiss is shocked but Janela and the fans rally up. Kiss fireman’s carries but Angelico fights free and shoves. Kiss ducks the boot to back kick and run, but Angelico trips up the springboard! Kiss does the splits but Angelico STOMPS the leg!

Angelico gets the legs hooked up, NAVARRO DEATH ROLL! And NAVARRO DOS MIL!! Kiss endures, clubs at Angelico, but Angelico stomps away! Kiss taps, Angelico wins!

Winner: Angelico, by submission

TH2 goes 1-1 in the Dark, as does Jersey’s Finest. Will Angelico & Evans move up while Janela & Kiss sink down in the rankings?


Max Caster speaks.

“This is Platinum Max Caster, one half of The Acclaimed, the best wrestler alive, but tonight I’m going up against Alex Reynolds of the Dark Order.” Caster wants to take Reynolds back in time, when Caster beat Preston “Number 10” Vance like that, as he snaps his fingers. Everyone says Vance is so big and strong, but Caster is the same size as him! Reynolds is dealing with a heavyweight, so Caster knows he’s scared. Caster knows Reynolds will have back-up from the Dark Order. If it’s Vance, Caster beat him. If it’s Alan Angels, EVERYONE beats him! Hangman Page? Caster could beat Hangman with one hand tied behind his back. And it’d be the good hand, his right.

Caster promises that Reynold’s “nice little face” and his nice little win-loss record is going up against Caster’s “impeccable” record. And y’know what? Caster will have extra help, too! Anthony Bowens is getting better and will be back in Caster’s corner. Caster is going to make a mark, and Reynolds will learn why everyone loves The Acclaimed. And that is a mic drop!


Six Man Tag: Evil Uno, Stu Grayson & Colt Cabana w/ The Dark Order VS Vary Morales, Bill Collier & D3!

Once again, the Dark Order OG and BOOM BOOM combine forces! Will they keep rolling against this new combination before them?

The trios sort out and Uno starts with D3 while Cabana does his best Negative One on the stage. Uno and D3 tie up, Uno puts the Prince of Rom in the corner, but the ref counts. Uno lets off, D3 shoves Uno but Uno CHOPS him off his feet! Uno watches D3 stagger up and they circle again. D3 and Uno feel out the grapple, knuckle lock and have a test of strength. Uno is of course the bigger, stronger man but D3 rolls to wrench the knuckles! D3 laughs but Uno trips him up! Uno pushes the shoulders down, ONE as D3 gets an arm up. Uno pushes it down, ONE as D3 bridges up. D3 gets his legs through to headscissor but Uno pushes that away to flip D3 and drag him up.

D3 uses that to get a headlock, but Uno powers out. D3 rams Uno but Uno rebounds to run him over! Uno brushes off a shoulder and runs but D3 hurdles, into an ATOMIC DROP! Cover, TWO! Uno stomps the hands, hooks the arm, La Magistrol! TWO, but D3 avoids the stomps! Uno shows chop, D3 guards, but Uno waits. D3 lets his guard down, and Uno pokes him in the eye! Fans cheer but the ref reprimands and Uno apologizes profusely. D3 staggers about blindly, Uno is forgiven and he brings D3 around. D3 dropkicks Uno to tag in Collier! Collier is a big man so Uno stays back a second. Fans rally up, Uno and Collier tie up! Collier headlocks, grinds Uno, but Uno powers out.

Collier runs Uno over! Cabana gets in to get in Collier’s face but Uno tags Stu. Stu has Cabana stand down, and now Stu gets in Collier’s face! Collier shoves Stu, Stu CHOPS him! Collier CHOPS back, Stu CHOPS, it’s a CHOP fight! Collier kicks low, throws a BIG haymaker, and then a BIG uppercut! Collier whips corner to corner, run sin but Stu boots him! Stu goes up, leaps, but the tornado DDT is blocked to a suplex! Collier holds Stu up for 5 then SLAMS him down! Collier brings Stu up to headbutt, and then whip to ropes. Stu reverses, Collier kicks but into a RANA! Stu runs, dodges, springboards and FLYING UPPERCUTS! Vary tags in and waistlocks but Stu elbows him!

Stu RAMS Vary into the Dark Order corner, tag to Cabana! Stu rolls Vary for Cabana but Cabana is a bit confused. Vary and Cabana tie up. Cabana hammerlocks but Vary throws elbows. Vary goes up but the flying mare stalls for a count of 5! Things speed up, Vary hurdles, Cabana cartwheels, Vary springboards to RANA! Cabana is dizzy, Vary runs in but his rana is turned into an Electric Chair SNAKE EYES! Tag to Uno, Uno suplexes Vary, then stands on his head. Tag to Stu for the running frog splash! Stu bumps Vary off buckles, tags Uno then Uno tags Cabana. Stu whips Uno in to body block Vary, then Uno feeds Vary to Cabana’s scoop and SLAM!

Cabana says he’s okay, and runs corner to corner. Vary dodges the Flying Apple to tag in Collier! Collier bumps Cabana off buckles, throws hands but Cabana throws them and CHOPS in return! Collier RAMS Cabana back into the corner, D3 tags in and runs but into DOUBLE CHOPS! Vary tags in, D3 kicks Cabana then whips Vary for a FLYING BRONCO BUSTER! Vary keeps moving but he runs into a FLYING APPLE! Cabana scowls as he hobbles and tags Stu. Vary tags Collier but Stu rallies on them both! Stu gives Vary an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Collier storms over but into kicks and CHOPS and a HAYMAKER! Stu hits a HUGE URENAGE!

Collier staggers up into the torture rack, but he fights free! Collier shoves Stu, Uno tags in and Stu kicks. Collier tries to suplex but Uno saves him. Stu suplexes Collier, Uno helps hold him up, then they hit the ASSISTED COMPLETE SHOT! Vary runs in, is popped up then tossed for a BOMB! D3 runs in. Stu dodges and Uno ROCKS him! Stu PELES D3, Uno tags Cabana, and the Dark Order combines for the assisted CHICAGO SKYLINE!! Cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

A strong victory from a strong combination! Will Cabana, Uno and Stu become major players in the AEW rankings soon enough?


Jurassic Express VS Adam Priest & KC Navarro!

Jungle Boy won big on Elevation, now it’s up to Luchasaurus and Mark Stunt to keep things rolling! Will the wrestling dinosaur and Fun Size be strong against the boy from Battleground and the #TrulyBlessed?

The teams sort out and Stunt starts against KC. KC brags that usually he’s the “small guy” in a match, but against Stunt, he’s looking huge! Stunt stomps KC’s feet and KC drops to his knees! Stunt says HE’s the big guy now! KC shoves Stunt, Stunt runs and slide sunder to arm-drag KC, then he springboards to SPLASH! KC runs, Stunt dodges and ENZIGURIS! Priest tags in, Stunt tilit-o0w-hrils him for a headscissor! Stunt runs into the corner, Priest dodges but Stunt dodges, too! Stunt goes up for a flying elbow to Priest’s back! Cover, TWO! Priest steadies himself but Stunt is after him. Priest knees low, and TOSSES Stunt to the corner!

Tag to KC, he and Priest bring Stunt up for a double back suplex, but Stunt lands out of it! Tag to Luchasaurus and the BIGGEST man in the match is here. KC runs into a choke grip, as does Priest! DOUBLE CHOKE SLAMS!! Double covers, Jurassic Express wins!

Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall

Now THAT was big! Jungle Boy makes sure KC and Priest are still breathing, which they are. Will Jurassic Express be bigger than life as they head after the AEW Tag Team Championships and beyond?


Diamante VS Vipress!

Diamante called out Thunder Rosa on Elevation, and now looks to show what’s in store for the former NWA Women’s World Champion! Will Vipress wish someone else drew the Cuban Diamond?

The bell rings and Diamante talks some trash on Vipress. Vipress gives it back and they go forehead to forehead. Diamante throws elbows and forearms, but Vipress gives them back. Diamante knees low, whips but Vipress reverses and follows. Vipress gets under to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Vipress smirks but Diamante talks more smack as they circle. Diamante gets around to club away but Vipress trips her up! Vipress stomps, then digs her boot into Diamante’s face! The ref counts, Vipress lets off and brings Diamante up to double whip. Diamante goes up, Vipress denies the headscissors but gets a MULE KICK for it!

Diamante SHOTGUNS Vipress to the other corner, then adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Diamante is annoyed with Vipress but she still talks trash. Vipress throws Diamante out! Vipress takes her time following after, and kicks, only for Diamante to trip her up hard! Diamante drags Vipress back up to throw into railing! Diamante puts Vipress back in, covers, TWO! Diamante keeps focus as she pushes Vipress around then throws forearms. Fans rally up, Diamante runs to wheelbarrow but Vipress denies the next step. Diamante elbows, Vipress ducks one but not the COMEBACK DISCUS!

Diamante then throws short-arm lariats, and gets her for a straitjacket ARMBAR!! Vipress taps, Diamante wins!

Winner: Diamante, by submission

Diamante shows her versatility, will she use her entire arsenal to take Thunder Rosa down?


Six Man Tag: Team Taz VS Jake St. Patrick, Sage Scott & Chandler Hopkins!

Taz himself says everything is fine in the group, despite the (good) things Brian Cage has said about Sting. Will the Machine, Absolute and Powerhouse make their mark as a trio?

The trios sort out, Starks starts against JSP. JSP and Starks circle slowly, tie up, and JSP gets an arm. Starks fights but JSP wrenches to wristlock. Starks pulls hair to get a headlock and grinds JSP down. JSP spins out to then wrench and wristlock back. Starks throws a forearm to ROCK JSP, then he whips JSP to ropes. JSP dodges, RANAS, and dropkicks Starks to the ropes! JSP hurries to wrench, cording hold, and then gets Starks to the corner. Scott tags in., wrenches to an elbow breaker, but Starks again grabs hair. Starks brings Scott over and tags Hobbs, despite Cage reaching out. Hobbs mugs Scott, looms over him, and Starks claims he couldn’t see Cage’s hand.

Hobbs kicks Scott around, whips him hard into a corner, and then grins as he asks, “That hurt, huh?” Hobbs drags Scott up, whips him corner to corner the other way and just as hard! Hobbs scoops, holds Scott up with the one arm, and then RAMS him into buckles! Scott is put in the Tree of Woe, Hobbs taunts him then brings him up to CLUB him out of the Tree! Hobbs chuckles as Scott writhes. Hobbs drags Scott up, fans rally and Scott hits a jawbreaker! Hobbs keeps Scott away from his corner but the ENZIGURI frees him! Hot tag to Hopkins, who fires off with strikes! Hopkins runs but gets CLOBBERED by Hobbs! The Powerhouse is having fun as he looms over Hopkins.

Hopkins is understandably dizzy as Hobbs throws him out hard! Hobbs keeps the ref distracted, Hook gets his shots in! GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Hook feeds Hopkins back in, Hobbs drags Hopkins to a cover, but JSP breaks it! That just angers Hobbs, and he TOSSES JSP out of the ring! Hobbs hauls Hopkins over, but Starks intercepts the tag! Even Hobbs is surprised by that, but Starks fire off on Hopkins. Starks reels Hopkins in, strikes his pose, and brings Hopkins up, but Cage tags in before the ROSHAMBEAUX! Starks didn’t know that, and the ref explains it! Cage brings Hopkins up to top this off with a DRILL CLAW!! Cover, Team Taz wins!

Winners: Team Taz, by pinfall

#WhoBetta? Well, while Hobbs might not see and and Taz himself denies it, there is something brewing between the Absolute and the Machine. Will Team Taz be torn apart over a simple difference of opinion?


Six Woman Tag: Big Swole, Red Velvet & Kilynn King VS Vertvixen, Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo!

Swole and Velvet made a winning combination before, so surely adding The King will only make it stronger! But will the Wrestling Gamer and the Sea Stars prove that otherwise?

The trios sort out, Vox starts against King. Vox and King circle, tie up, and King headlocks. King hits a headlock takeover but Vox headscissors. King kips free but Vox stays away. Tag to Exo, King tags to Swole. Swole and Exo circle as fans rally up for Swole. The two tie up, go around, and Swole spins Exo for a cravat to snapmare! And then a basement uppercut to the back! Swole has Exo on ropes, whips but Exo blocks. Swole ROCKS Exo, whips but Exo reverses, only for Swole to run her over! Swole keeps moving, things speed up but Swole turns the drop into a headlock! Exo fights up but Swole whips her to the corner!

Tag to Velvet, she and Swole double whip Exo for a trip up, but Exo fights through, only to get a calf kick! Cover, ONE! Velvet stays on Exo in a corner with body shots! Velvet throws more hands but Exo throws her to fire off forearms! Exo runs in but into a BOOT! Velvet runs to leap but into a catch, for a gut wrench and SLAM! Cover, Vox hits King and Swole, TWO! Velvet survives but Vert is there to throw King into railing! Swole runs Vert off but the Sea Stars isolate Velvet. Tag to Vox, Exo sets Velvet up for an uppercut! Tag back to Exo, and the Sea Stars double whip Velvet. Velvet ducks, tries to shove the sisters into each other, but Velvet switches to full nelson.

Exo runs in but Velvet dodges, Exo CLOBBERS Vox by accident! Velvet then dodges Exo to hot tag King! King spins Exo around to fire off forearms and CHOPS! King whips, Exo dodges and bails out to taunt King. Exo leads King on a chase, Vert is there to CLOBBER King! Vert shouts, “I told you it was over for you!” Exo puts King in and pushes her to a cover, ONE! King took on Aneki, Ryo Mizunami, this is nothing yet. Vert tags in to mug King and fire forearms! King gives them back, they brawl, and King kicks but so does Vert. They both dodge, DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSES take both women down! Fans fire up as both women crawl for their corners, hot tags to Swole and Vox!

Swole dodges Vox, DECKS Exo, then rallies on both Sea Stars with cross chops! Vox dodges the kicks but not the HEADBUTT! Swole runs at Exo, misses in the corner, but she turns Exo’s attack into an URENAGE! Swole sees Vox coming, gets out of the way and ROCKS her! Step-in CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Vox survives but Swole keeps on her. Swole underhooks, Vert runs in to KNEE Sole down! King and Velvet get in, King DECKS Vert and Velvet brawls with Vox! Vox BOOTS Velvet down, Exo throws King away. The Sea Stars rally up and double DIVE! Down go King and Velvet! Vox fires up, she and Exo throw down hands, but Swole hits them back! It is chaos as Vert DIVES in and bowls them all over!!

Fans are fired up as Vert gets up and roars! Vert rallies her team, the Sea Stars put Swole in. The Sea Stars reel Swole in but Swole fires off forearms and CHOPS! Swole ROCKS Vox, kicks Exo and whips her to a corner. Swole whips Vox in to join her but Exo puts her on the corner. Exo gets Swole for an EXPLODER! Vox climbs up, coordinates with Exo, KNEE-BOARD SENTON onto knees! Swole saves her self, and tags in Velvet! Vert tags in, Velvet dodges her to SCREW HIGH KICK! Exo gets in but Velvet drop toeholds her to ropes! Velvet runs to DOUBLE KNEE Exo down! Vox runs in, King BOOTS her down!

Vert returns, Velvet bobs ‘n’ weaves then King ROUNDHOUSES her! Swole gives Vert some DIRTY DANCING, and Velvet hits the HEEL KICK! Cover off “The Chef’s Kiss,” Velvet and team win!!

Winners: Big Swole, Red Velvet & KiLynn King, by pinfall

Adding an extra ingredient DID make this combination stronger! They do a Big Swole, Stir It Up macarena, but then JADE CARGILL shows up! The Storm wants after Velvet and so does Velvet with the Storm! Referees, Swole and King keep these two apart, but it is only a matter of time! What happens when Jade and Velvet throw down 1v1?


Michael Nakazawa VS Mike Magnum!

Kenny Omega’s best friend, personal assistant and who knows what else, is doing this for himself! But will the Turkish Oil Master not be able to give #YourHero the slip?

Wait, Nakazawa’s changing up his name to be “MT Nakazawa,” and he isn’t even dressed in his tights! He’s in his khakis and polo! Does that mean he’s cleaning up his act? The bell rings and Nakazawa circles with Magnum. Nakazawa is getting notes from someone over his headset. Is it Omega? Callis? Nakazawa explains his match has started, he has to call them back. Nakazawa and Magnum circle, but then Nakazawa moves away to talk to whoever again. Magnum turns Nakazawa around to CHOP and CHOP! Nakazawa uses the purple nurple!! Nakazawa headlocks, Magnum powers out but Nakazawa dodges, until the THESZ PRESS!

Nakazawa powers it up to a sunset flip! TWO, and Magnum snapmares Nakazawa around, then cravat KNEE SMASHES! Cover, ONE!! Magnum grows annoyed, Nakazawa gets the headset and lanyard off, but Magnum climbs up. Nakazawa intercepts with a trip up! Magnum lands on his paintbrush, and Nakazawa gives him the HENTAI SLIDE! Nakazawa runs for a RUNNING ELBOW! cover, TWO! Nakazawa checks his headset, then uses the lanyard to CHOKE Magnum! The ref reprimands, Nakazawa lets go but they have to untangle the cords. The ref takes all the stuff off Nakazawa, and Magnum kicks low to SPIKE DDT!

Magnum has his paintbrush, wants to whip but Nakazawa holds ropes. Magnum kicks low, and again, then whips. Nakazawa reverses, Magnum goes up and over and then hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Nakazawa narrowly escapes and Magnum grows frustrated. Magnum stalks up behind Nakazawa, brings him up and fireman’s carries, but Nakazawa grabs ropes! The ref counts, Nakazawa lets go but slips off to grab at the ref. The ref is a shield, Nakazawa gets his laptop and SMACKS Magnum! Fans boo as Nakazawa hobbles and drags Magnum up to scoop and hits a… Uh, Tiger Driver 69? Cover, Nakazawa wins!

Winner: Michael Nakazawa, by pinfall

Kenny Omega’s assistant wins, will he prove himself worthy of both the Kenny Omega AND AEW Top 5 some day?


Miro & Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford VS Baron Black & John Skyler!

Team SuperBest prepares for Arcade Anarchy against the Kentucky Gentleman and Freshly Squeezed by taking on the EmpBRUH and the Southern Savior! But will this little bit of level grinding be enough to prepare for such a unique challenge on Dynamite?

The teams sort out and Miro gets in Baron’s face. Miro tells Baron to just back out now before it gets worse. Baron refuses so Miro fires off forearms! Miro throws Baron into railing, then more railing! Miro shouts this is a waste of his time, and he TOSSES Baron into the front row of wrestlers ringside! Miro then chases Skyler into th ering but Skyler hits back! The bell rings, Miro shoves Skyler but Skyler gets up to headbutt and uppercut! Skyler knees Miro, Miro CLOBBERS Skyler! Miro drags Skyler for elbow drops over and over! Miro drags Skyler up and ROCKS him with a forearm! Kip just takes a break to talk with Penelope while Miro ROCKS Skyler again.

Miro DECKS Skyler with that third shot! Fans boo but Miro soaks it up with a big smile on his face. Miro does a very Kurt Angle-esque spin around, but he runs into Skyler’s boot! Miro blocks the next boot, Skyler elbows him away and hops up for a FLYING UPPERCUT! Miro doesn’t fall so Skyler fires off forearms and CHOPS! Miro just gets mad and whips Skyler to the apron. Miro hauls Skyler up but Skyler hotshots Miro! Miro just frowns, but Skyler KICKS him away! Skyler springboards, dodges Miro, then goes up again. Miro yanks Skyler off for THE BEST SAIDO! Skyler staggers about, into THE BEST KICK!

Miro grins as he shouts, “Oh, Charles~!” He wants Chuck to watch as it is GAME OVER for Skyler! Stomp and yes, Game Over DEEP CAMEL CLUTCH!! Skyler taps, Miro and Kip win!

Winners: Miro & Kip Sabian, by submission

Okay, it’s just Miro who won this. And he makes Skyler suffer just a little longer to send a message to Chuck & Cassidy. Miro doesn’t like wasting time, and he vows not just to deal with Chuck & Cassidy quickly, but that he will rip out and eat their guts! Will Miro prove to be the final boss and end this game with the Best Friends?


Max Caster w/ Anthony Bowen VS Alex Reynolds w/ the Dark Order!

The 5 Tool Player is back, and that means The Acclaimed has truly arrived! And of course, Platinum Max has a diss on deck for Number 3! “Platinum Max, I’m fighting Alex Reynolds. He walk around like he a handsome devil. That fake ass wig, no, it didn’t fool me. He’s got more bald spots than QT! I’m bringing The Acclaimed to you. You weren’t my trainer but I’m ’bout to run a train on you! I beat your whole crew up, even Hangman. Your fake tan’s way faker than… Man I hate you! Don’t look at me like that!” Reynolds is getting on Caster’s nerves just from that, will he really get under Caster’s skin after the bell?

Speaking of, the bell rings and Reynolds circles with Caster. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Caster pushes only for Reynolds to get a waistlock. Caster switches and throws Reynolds down by his hair! Fans boo, Caster taunts Reynolds but then hurries out to the apron as Reynolds storms over. Caster regroups with Bowens and Caster tells John Silver to stay back. Reynolds patiently waits and Caster gets back in. They circle, tie up, Reynolds wrenches an arm and wristlocks but Caster spins through to headlock. Reynolds powers out but Caster pulls hair! Caster wrenches but Reynolds returns the favor and uses hair to throw Caster down!

Caster gets bad but Reynolds fires counter punches and EuroUppers! Reynolds wrenches, whips but Caster reverses. Reynolds holds ropes, drop toeholds Caster into them, then goes out for the Drive-By Dropkick! Fans fire up as Reynolds climbs a corner to leap and CROSSBODY! Reynolds bounces off the cover and clutches his arm, Caster goes for it but Reynolds pushes him away. The ref checks with Reynolds, he says it’s alright, and he elbows Caster away to then run and run Caster over! Reynolds holds the bad arm, it is really bothering him. Caster hammerlocks that arm to RAM Reynolds into buckles! Caster goes after the arm to knee it in the elbow, then stomp it down!

Caster gets the arm, brings Reynolds up, CLUBS the bad arm, but Reynolds fires forearms! Caster ROCKS Reynolds, top wristlocks for the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Reynolds grits his teeth and clutches his arm but Caster stalks him to a corner. Reynolds DECKS Caster with a right! Reynolds brings Caster up but Caster gets a leg to a takedown and roll. Caster gets the bad arm to dig his knee into it. Caster hammerlocks the arm and adds a chinlock for a modified camel clutch. Fans rally, Reynolds fights up, and Reynolds throws body shots. Reynolds ROCKS Caster again, whips but Caster reverses. Reynolds holds ropes to kick back! Reynolds throws more big forearms, then CLOBBERS Caster!

Fans rally, Reynolds swings but Caster uses Reynolds’ hair for a HEADSHOT! Caster gets the arms for SHANKLY GATES! Reynolds endures the wristlock camel clutch and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans fire up as Caster lets go at 4, then stands on Reynolds’ head. The ref counts again, Caster stops at 4, and then catches his breath as he drags Reynolds up. Fans rally, Caster turns Reynolds with his hair, and does it again. Caster keeps wrenching the hair but Reynolds throws body shots and haymakers! Reynolds fires off forearms but Caster wrings the bad arm! Reynolds rolls and BOOTS him away! Reynolds LARIATS, then whips but Caster reverses.

Caster misses, Reynolds goes side to side to elbow! Reynolds keeps going, LEAPING BACK ELBOW! And then a dropkick! Reynolds handsprings and fans fire up with him as Caster staggers up. Reynolds spins Caster to ROCK him, then CRAVAT PLEX! Cover, TWO! Caster survives and Reynolds grows frustrated. Reynolds drags Caster up, reels him in, and tries to fisherman but the bad arm makes that hard. Caster WRINGS Reynolds out this time to then STOMP the bad arm! Caster drags Reynolds back into Shankly Gates but Reynolds flips him to ghost pin! TWO!! Caster swings, Reynolds ducks to waistlock and O’Conner Roll, TWO!

Caster slips under the roll, blocks the school boy and sits on Reynolds, TWO! Reynolds sunsets, ONE, but Caster runs into a pop-up KNEE! Fans are thunderous as Reynolds hurries to cover, but Bowens helps Caster get the ropebreak! Silver storms over to back Bowens down, but Reynolds puts Caster in the drop zone. Reynolds climbs, MOONSAULTS, but FLOPS as Caster moves! Caster gets the 5 Tool Boombox and Bowens distracts the ref! Reynolds ducks the cheap shot, Silver takes the boombox away, but Caster sends Reynolds at Silver! The Beaver Boys avoid the collision, Bowens tosses Caster his chain! It ain’t brass, it’s a PLATINUM KNUCKLE!!

Reynolds is down, Caster goes up top, for the MIC DROP!! Cover, Caster wins!!

Winner: Max Caster, by pinfall

Silver chases Platinum Max off after all that cheating, but The Acclaimed are still going to the winner’s circle. Will Number 4 look to avenge Number 3? Or will he just end up part of a remix on tonight?

My Thoughts:

A very good episode that kept it to a manageable dozen matches and just over 90 minutes. Some of these matches felt like they should’ve been on Elevation given star power and competitive nature, but I guess they’d be gutting Dark that way. Keeping the balance between the two supplemental AEW shows is the key to keeping fans interested. That said, the Six Woman Tag, the Six Man with Team Taz, and the main event of Caster VS Reynolds were all really good stuff that helps with both story and building up the various midcards.

Vox & Exo, aka Sea Stars, would make a great addition to the unofficial AEW Women’s Tag Team Division. Those medals Diamante & Ivelisse have need to be traded in for belts and then those get defended on all sorts of AEW programming. The dysfunction in Team Taz was a good element to their match, but I do like that the only one who has a problem with Cage is Starks, as he was the only one refusing to let him into the match. If it comes down to less Cage VS Team Taz, more Cage VS Starks, winner stays in Team Taz, that’d be a much better take on this. AEW likes being unique, this would be how to do it. And put the FTW Championship on the line for a little extra.

Caster had a good promo on Reynolds and by extension the entire Dark Order. Caster mentioning Hangman hopefully leads to Caster VS Hangman, because I want to hear Caster’s rap promos on him. Caster VS Reynolds was very good, probably one of Reynolds’ best singles matches in AEW. If Bowens is back on the mend, I’m hoping we get The Acclaimed VS Beaver Boys at some point, too. That is an Elevation main event, maybe even a strong Dynamite opener right there.

My Score: 8.2/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (8/16/22)

Powerhouse gets Dark!



AEW Dark 2

It’s a baker’s dozen for Universal Studios!

AEW Dark continues in Universal Studios, and “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs looks to send a message to Ricky Starks through his opponent tonight!


  • Ari Daivari VS Fuego Del Sol; Daivari wins.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Robyn Renegade w/ Charlette Renegade; Willow wins.
  • Serpentico w/ Luther VS Brock Anderson w/ Arn Anderson; Brock wins.
  • Abadon VS Mafiosa; Abadon wins.
  • Angelico VS Baliyan Akki; Angelico wins.
  • Emi Sakura VS Renee Michelle; Sakura wins.
  • Josh Woods VS Cobra; Cobra wins.
  • Skye Blue VS Charlette Renegade w/ Robyn Renegade; Skye wins.
  • Bear Country VS Axel Rico & Victor Iniestra; Bear Country wins.
  • Kayla Rossi w/ Diamond Sheik VS Avery Breaux; Rossi wins.
  • Cezar Bononi w/ The Wingmen VS Marcus Kross; Bononi wins.
  • Rohit Raju VS Invictus Khash; Raju wins.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Blake Christian; Hobbs wins.


Great to see Abadon back in action, though I’m pretty sure she’s gotten even scarier since she’s been away… A lot of singles match-ups, a lot of easily called match-ups, but that’s par for the course on Dark. A bit surprised they didn’t just team up the Renegade Sisters against Willow & Skye, but maybe those matches are still connected. And while All Heart will lose to Powerhouse, you can beat Blake Christian will get to shine against the bigger Will Hobbs.

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Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (8/15/22)

Minneapolis gets Elevated!



AEW Elevation Coverage

It’s a Superbad return!

Penelope Ford returns to action in AEW as Dark: Elevation serves the leftovers from Dynamite’s Quake by the Lake!


  • Tony Nese & Josh Woods w/ Mark Sterling VS Travis Titan & Arik Cannon; Nese & Woods win.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Dark Order VS T.U.G Cooper, Drew System, Rylie Jackson & Adam Grace; The Dark Order wins.
  • Serena Deeb VS Sierra; Deeb wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita VS Cezar Bononi; Konosuke wins.
  • Julia Hart VS Free-Range Kara; Julia wins.
  • Private Party VS JAH-C & JDX; Private Party wins.
  • Penelope Ford VS Heather Reckless; Ford wins.
  • The Acclaimed VS Justin Fowler & JT Energy; The Acclaimed win.
  • Six Woman Tag: Hikaru Shida & ThunderStorm VS Emi Sakura, Marina Shafir & Nyla Rose w/ Vickie Guerrero; Shida & ThunderStorm win.


Great to see Penelope Ford is back in action. I wonder if Kip Sabian will make his in-ring return soon. Unless he wants to keep stalking Pac a little longer as the box man… Private Party is going to get a win as the warm-up for their AEW World Tag Team Championship match this Wednesday, and pretty much the entirety of The Dark Order is in action in that 8 Man Tag. Konosuke VS Bononi is going to be really good. Bononi is certainly the biggest opponent physically speaking for Konosuke to take on, so we’ll get to see how Konosuke handles that situation.

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