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Mitchell’s New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/18/21)

The quarterfinals conclude!

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NJPW New Japan Cup 2021

Is the United Empire going to be out of the New Japan Cup?

One half of the semifinals is set, but now for the other half! David Finlay or Jay White, Will Ospreay or Sanada, who moves on in the New Japan Cup?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Bullet Club VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • 2021 New Japan Cup Quarterfinals: David Finlay VS Jay White; Finlay wins and advances.
  • 2021 New Japan Cup Quarterfinals: Will Ospreay VS SANADA; Ospreay wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: Bullet Club VS Los Ingobernables de Japon!

Evil ruined Shingo Takagi’s moment a couple days ago, and now he looks ready to ruin things for him again! Will Chase Owens and Taiji Ishimori help the King of Darkness beat his former friends? Or will Tetsuya Naito and Bushi also get their revenge on Evil alongside the Dragon?

Naito takes off his elaborate entrance gear while Bullet Club Low Sweets. LIJ then fist bumps, and Takagi calls out Evil! Fans cheer that and Evil steps up against Takagi. Fans rally with the bell and Takagi fires up. Takagi and Evil feel out the grapple, but then Evil falls back to tag Ishimori. Takagi and Ishimori circle, but Takagi rushes at Evil! Evil gets away, Chase gets in and attacks! Ishimori and Chase double whip Takagi but he holds ropes. Takagi kicks Ishimori, runs Chase over, then scoop slams Ishimori! Fans fire up as Takagi glares and points at Evil, but he bumps Ishimori off buckles. Tag to Naito and Naito fires off on Ishimori to snapmare and Pluma Blanca!

Ishimori endures, Naito pulls hair but the ref reprimands. Ishimori moves around to get a ropebreak. Bushi tags in, the ref helps Naito release Ishimori, and Bushi stomps Ishimori. Bushi drags Ishimori up to CHOP and then DOUBLE CHOP Ishimori to a corner. Bushi stomps but lets off as the ref reprimands. Bushi whips corner to corner, Ishimori dodges and runs back in but into the swing kick! But Chase trips BUshi! Evil DECKS Takagi then DECKS Naito, and Chase joins Evil in going after them. Evil RAMS Takagi into the timekeeper’s area! What does Evil have against Abe-san?! Evil stands on Takagi’s head while Chase keeps on Naito.

Young Lions help the timekeeper while Ishimori throws Bushi out. Evil gets his shots in on Bushi, Ishimori puts Bushi back in, cover, TWO! Ishimori drags Bushi up, turns him and hits a neckbreaker to the knee! Cover, TWO! Tag to Chase, and Chase stomps Bushi. Chase headlocks to punch Bushi, and Bushi ends up in the corner. Evil digs his boot in, Chase drags Bushi up but Bushi fires off forearms! Chase shoves Bushi down, stomps him then rains down rights! Chase stomps Bushi around, tags Evil back in, and Evil gets Bushi’s leg. Evil stomps away on the leg, drops an elbow on the knee and pulls on the toehold. Bushi tries to fight free, but Evil says the ref needs to watch LIJ.

But that’s all a distraction so Evil can put Bushi in the cobra twist, with the Bullet Club forming a chain from ring to railing! The ref stops bothering with LIJ but Bullet Club lets go. Evil covers, but Naito breaks it! Naito coaches Bushi while Evil complains. Evil kicks at Bushi, drags him up, but Bushi throws body shots! Evil knees low, reels Bushi in, but Bushi resists the fisherman suplex! Bushi fights, Evil still tries but Bushi resists again. Evil kicks low, runs, but Bushi spins him around for a DDT! Both men are down but fans rally up. Bushi crawls and hot tags Takagi! Takagi rushes Evil and runs him over! Takagi hits the Bullet Club corner, threatens Dick, then runs in at Evil.

Takagi blocks Evil’s boot, then JABS and CHOPS on repeat! Then Takagi unloads JABS, but Ishimori attacks! Takagi whips Ishimori away but Ishimori boots back! Ishimori holds Takagi and Evil runs in but Takagi boots Evil, throws Ishimori into him, then DOUBLE LARIATS! Fans fire up with Takagi and the “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi whips Evil, knees him at ropes, then suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Fans rally with “TA-KA-GI!” as he drags Evil back up. Takagi runs but Evil ducks the sliding lariat, only to swing into a Gory Especial! Evil fights it, rams Takagi into a corner, and Dick anchors Takagi’s feet! Evil runs in to clothesline, then he FISHERMAN BUSTERS!

Tag to Chase, Chase hits Naito off the corner, then runs in at Takagi. chase forearms, reels Takgai in and clotheslines! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Chase sits Takagi up, only for the Jewel Trigger to be blocked! Chase thumbs Takagi’s eye but runs into elbow, JAB and LARIAT! Both men are down again, Takagi tags Naito! Naito throws hands on Chase, whips him corner to corner, then runs in to rocket kick and leg sweep! COMBINACION CABRON! Fans fire up as Naito strikes his pose. Naito drags Chase up but Chase fights the neckbreaker off. Naito kicks, whips, but Chase reverses and Ishimori gets a cheap shot in!

Chase BOOTS Naito down, Bullet Club knocks Bushi down! Bullet Club whips Naito to a corner, Ishimori double knees, Evil corner clotheslines, then feeds Naito to Chase’s SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives but Bullet Club goes after LIJ on the outside! Evil of course goes after Takagi, but Takagi whips Evil into railing instead! Chase tucks Naito in but Naito fights and puts Chase in a corner! Bushi runs in and elbows Chase, Takagi runs in to clothesline! Takagi feeds Chase to Naito’s atomic drop, Bushi hits a CODE BREAKER! Naito rolls into a jackknife! Cover, but Ishimori breaks it!

Bushi throws Ishimori out, then builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Ishimori goes into railing! Naito hits Chase, wrenches, but Chase fights off Destino. Naito gives Chase back elbows, an enziguri, and then DESTINO!! Cover, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall

Naito pins the Texas Heavyweight Champion! Will Naito be in line for a shot at that title? Or does he even really care? Meanwhile, Takagi wants after Evil with the ring bell but thinks better of it. Takagi and Evil talk trash and stare down, but they’ll have it out soon enough. Will Evil slay the Dragon? Or will Takagi make sure NOTHING is Evil’s?

 

2021 New Japan Cup Quarterfinals: David Finlay VS Jay White!

The record between these two is 12-1, in favor of the Switchblade! But if Finlay beat White once, can he do it again? Or will the New Jay-pan Cup continue on to the semifinals?

White complains that Juice Robinson is ringside, but it’s just because White always has Gedo. White and Gedo Low Sweet, White shows off the muscles and fans do cheer the physique. The bell rings, Finlay and White circle and fans rally up. White and Finlay approach, but White uses ropes as defense. Finlay backs off, White comes back and they circle again. White avoids Finlay shooting in for a leg, and then he uses ropes for defense again. They tie up, Finlay headlocks but White pulls hair. White puts Finlay in a corner, Red Shoes reprimands and counts, but White bails out while he lets go. White and Gedo talk a second before White goes back in the ring.

Gedo gets on the apron to distract and White attacks! White throws hands, stomps Finlay, then brings Finlay around to ROCK him with a right! White brings Finlay up to whip but Finlay reverses. White holds ropes, boots Finlay away then runs but Finlay ducks and drops to dropkick! Gedo is mad but fans cheer as White bails out. Finlay is after White, and he throws him into railing! Gedo storms over but Finlay backs him down. Red Shoes keeps peace between them and Finlay goes back to White. White POSTS Finlay! White wants space, and he whips Finlay into the railing by commentary! Gedo cheers but he’s the only one, as White RAMS Finlay into railing, then into apron!

White rams Finlay back into railing, and then back into the apron! White rams Finlay into railing one more time, then double guns at Yuji Nagata on commentary. White scoops to snake eyes Finlay on the railing! The ring count is climbing, White goes in at 10 of 20 and counts along. Finlay gets up at 15 and in at 16, but White stomps him down! Fans rally for Finlay as White stands on his neck! White lets off as Red Shoes reprimands, and White stands Finlay to CHOP him! White RAMS Finlay into the corner, rams him more, then scoops him for a backbreaker! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer Finlay on but White drives knees into Finlay’s back again and again!

White wraps Finlay up in a rear bearhug and puts as much weight on Finlay as he can. Finlay endures, fans rally up and Finlay fights up. Finlay throws body shots but White knees low. Finlay forearms, White knees again! Finlay still throws forearms but White kicks low. Finlay EuroUppers and White stumbles! Finlay whips, White reverses and runs in but Finlay elbows him away. White plays up getting hit in the eye and Gedo swipes at Finlay! White attacks and CLUBS Finlay down! Juice protests but White drags Finlay up to a back suplex. Finlay lands on his feet, blocks the kick and hits a neckbreaker! Both men are down, fans fire up and Finlay rises first.

Finlay throws forearms on White, EuroUppers, then whips. White reverses but Finlay hits a LEAPING ELBOW! White bails out again but Finlay PLANCHAS! Finlay drags White up while Gedo and Juice shout at each other. Finlay puts White in, watches him from the corner, then runs corner to corner to EuroUpper! White falls over, Finlay goes up, and hits a FLYING UPPER! Cover, TWO! Finlay keeps focus, drags White up, and reels him in. White fights the lift off with elbows, but Finlay school boys. White rolls through, CHOPS Finlay, but Finlay runs in to clothesline White and himself out of the ring! Finlay gets up but Gedo is there again.

Finlay tells him to back down, but White RAMS Finlay into railing again! White whips but Finlay reverses and White hits railing now! Finlay drags White up, puts him in the ring, but Gedo anchors Finlay’s feet! Finlay kicks Gedo away but White hotshots Finlay down! Juice grabs Gedo to a fireman’s carry! Juice takes Gedo away so things are fair now! Fans cheer but White is pissed! Finlay rolls White up, TWO!! White kicks low to SPIKE DDT! White again protests about Juice taking Gedo away but he glares at Finlay. White runs in at the corner to EuroUpper, then he suplexes to the BLADE BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Finlay grits his teeth but he’s still in this.

White drags Finlay up, reels him in, but Finlay fights the urenage. White trips Finlay to get the BOSTON CRAB! Finlay endures as White sits deep! White tells Finlay to “tap like back then,” but Finlay refuses! Finlay powers up but White shifts to a Lion Tamer! Finlay just powers up more and gets the ropebreak! White mocks the applause for Finlay and then stomps Finlay down. White stalks Finlay, drags him up, fireman’s carries, but Finlay fights free! White elbows Finlay then runs but Finlay elbows back hard! Finlay runs but White forearms him at the ropes! Finlay returns the favor! White runs into a DEEP SIX! Both men are down, Finlay fires up and fans join in!

Finlay runs, into a SNAP COMPLETE SHOT! And DEAD LIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans rally as both men are down, and White sits up first. White drags Finlay up, reels him in, but Finlay fights the urenage! White knees low over and over, harder and harder! White drags Finlay up again but Finlay throws elbows! They end up by ropes, so White TOSSES Finlay up and out! White then quickly fetches Finlay into the ring, and hits the URENAGE! High stack cover, TWO! White mocks the Young Lions, and he wants one of them to say “Kiwi” a la Gedo. They don’t, but White gets Finlay up and hits the KIWI KRUSHER! Cover, TWO!!

White grows frustrated, drags Finlay up in the sleeper, but Finlay fights it! White RAMS Finlay into buckles! White taunts Finlay and says this is his big chance. White stands on Finlay’s head and mocks the fans rallying up. White gives toying kicks but Finlay gets angry. Finlay swings but fights off the sleeper! White denies Prima Nocta, Finlay gets around to BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Both men are down but the fans fire up again! Finlay drags White up, cravats, but White RAMS him into buckles again! No Acid Drop, not even Sliced Bread, and both men are down again. White sits up and taunts Finlay while fans rally.

They go forehead to forehead, White throws a forearm but Finlay throws a forearm back! They go back and forth, fight up to their feet, and fans rally as they pick up speed! It’s fast and furious, Finlay ROCKS White, then ROCKS him again! Finlay brings White up to DECK him, and then brings him up, only for White to body shot and jab. But White swings into the IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Finlay grits his teeth, fans rally again, and he drags White back up. Finlay suplexes but White fights it, wrenches out, and again denies Prima Nocta, but Finlay comes back to CLOBBER White! Finlay fires up, gets White back up, and hits TRASH PANDA! Cover, TWO!!

White survives but Finlay is still fired up! Finlay drags White back up, cravats, but White wants a sleeper! Finlay fights out of that, White reels him in but Finlay also escapes Blade Runner! White still wants the sleeper but Finlay rolls White to a cover, TWO!! PRIMA- NO!! White slammed Finlay down, then gets him up for SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX! White wants to end this, he gets Finlay up, BLADE- PRIMA NOCTA! And then, ACID DROP!! Cover, FINLAY WINS?!?!

Winner: David Finlay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

WHAT A SHOCKER! White was so confident, and perhaps everyone else just assumed the same, but Finlay ends the New Jay-pan Cup in the quarterfinals! And Finlay makes sure White remembers it! Will this be remembered as the moment Finlay finally rose up into the upper tier?

 

2021 New Japan Cup Quarterfinals: Will Ospreay VS SANADA!

The Commonwealth Kingpin is the last member of the United Empire left in the tournament, but he has a bull’s eye on his nose! Will Cold Skull make no bones about going after that target? Or will Ospreay be flying high one step closer to the trophy?

Ospreay talks trash about Sanada being in the ring with the best, and also about being a liar wanting to go after his nose. The bell rings, Ospreay rushes out but Sanada deflects the dropkick! Ospreay avoids Sanada’s standing moonsault but Sanada basement dropkicks Ospreay out of the ring! Sanada builds speed but fakes Ospreay out, to slingshot back into the ring. Fans cheer but Ospreay is annoyed already. Sanada waits for Ospreay to return as Ospreay rants on about his nose. Ospreay gets in and Sanada shows kick, but it’s a fake-out to kick him low. Sanada puts Ospreay in a corner, clubs him on the back, and Ospreay guards his nose.

Sanada whips, Ospreay holds ropes and elbows Sanada way. Ospreay makes Sanada straddle the ropes to then run and BOOT him down! Sanada tumbles to the floor, Ospreay goes out and brings him up to whip into railing! Ospreay whips Sanada into more railing nearby, then gives him a RAILING BACK SUPLEX! Ospreay says if Sanada won’t respect the bad nose, he won’t respect Sanada’s bad shoulders. Ospreay leaves Sanada behind and lets the ring count climb. Sanada gets up at 10 of 20, walks the pain off, and gets in at 17, only for Ospreay to stomp him down. Ospreay brings Sanada up, scoops and SLAMS, then uses a knee to cover. ONE, but Ospreay KICKS Sanada in the back.

Ospreay uses the knee to cover again, TWO! Red Shoes warns about how close to the throat Ospreay got, but Ospreay scoops Sanada for a BACKBREAKER! Ospreay looms over Sanada before he covers, TWO! Fans rally but Ospreay hooks an arm and turns Sanada over. Ospreay jabs Sanada in the ribs, gets the other arm, and reclines against the arm! Sanada endures, moves around, Ospreay reaches for a leg but Sanada gets the ropebreak! Ospreay lets Sanada go, puts him on the apron and CLUBS away on Sanada’s back. Ospreay goes up for a GUILLOTINE KNEE DROP! Sanada slumps down and Ospreay allows Shizuoka to applaud him.

Ospreay says he’s giving them the performance of a lifetime so they must applaud him! Fans do applaud and Ospreay goes back to the ring. The ring count starts again, Sanada is down as it reaches 10 of 20 already. Sanada rises as fans rally, and he is up at 15 to get in the ring at 17 again. Ospreay is annoyed but he drags Sanada back up. Sanada fires a forearm! And another! Ospreay knees low, whips Sanada to a corner, runs in but Sanada dodges. Ospreay boots him back, then PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay grows frustrated but Red Shoes says the count is fair. Fans rally, “SA-NA-DA!” and Ospreay is offended. Ospreay kicks Sanada around, toying with him, and then brings him up.

Sanada grabs Ospreay’s nose! Ospreay breaks free, is furious and he clubs Sanada. Ospreay runs but Sanada dropkicks the legs out! Ospreay is worried about his nose, Sanada drags him up but Ospreay throws a forearm. Ospreay whips, Sanada reverses, hurdles and hurdles and dropkicks! Ospreay flops out again, Sanada slingshots but Ospreay gets in. Ospreay forearms Sanada, suplexes, but Sanada slips out. Ospreay elbows him away then runs, but Sanada RANAS on return! Fans fire up as Sanada fireman’s carries Ospreay. Ospreay fights free, Sanada kicks and whips but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER!

Both men are down, Ospreay tells fans to shut up with their rallying for Sanada, and he gets to a corner while checking his nose. Ospreay drags Sanada up, CHOPS him, then kicks him to CHOP again! Sanada ends up in a corner, Ospreay throws forearms on him and Sanada sits down. Ospreay dares Sanada to go after his broken nose as he digs boots into Sanada’s own nose! Red Shoes reprimands but Ospreay says this is what Sanada gets! Ospreay drags Sanada up, but Sanada traps both of Ospreay’s arms with one arm! Sanada uses his free hand to grab Ospreay’s nose! And then CLUB it! Sanada gets Ospreay’s arms and legs to tie him up in Paradise!

Sanada makes an adjustment and has Ospreay propped up against buckles! Sanada runs to dropkick Ospreay out of Paradise, and into buckles nose first! Fans fire up as Ospreay bails out, and Sanada PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Ospreay! Fans rally up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans get louder and Sanada is satisfied. Sanada fetches Ospreay, puts him in the ring, and hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Sanada drags Ospreay up but Ospreay resists the fireman’s carry. Ospreay elbows Sanada, side steps him and ROLLING ELBOWS! Sanada wobbles, Ospreay brings him up to whip into a corner. Sanada goes out, springboards in but Ospreay gets under.

Sanada rolls, Ospreay flips around him to underhook and Canadian rack, but Sanada slips out to the dragon sleeper! Sanada inverted suplexes Ospreay onto the ropes, for a DRAPING STUNNER! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives but Sanada goes right to the corner! ROUNDING- No! Ospreay moves, Sanada lands on his feet but staggers into Ospreay’s SPANISH FLY! Both men are down, Ospreay still holds his nose but fans rally up. Ospreay gets to the apron, goes to a corner and climbs up. Sanada stands, Ospreay BLINDSIDE PIP PIP CHEERIO! Ospreay is furious as he drags Sanada up, lifts, POWERBOMB! High stack cover, TWO!! Sanada survives and Ospreay is on him again.

Ospreay underhooks, Sanada blocks the lift, so Ospreay fires off Kowata Kicks! Ospreay fireman’s carries, but Sanada slips off to chicken wing! Ospreay breaks free to forearm, but swings into more chicken wings! TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans rally up and Sanada vows to end this! Sanada scoops Ospreay for a BACKBREAKER! Sanada goes up but Ospreay anchors him! Ospreay climbs up to join Sanada, brings him up but Sanada fights back! Sanada clubs Ospreay down, but Ospreay tucks him in! CHEEKY NANDOS, to a fireman’s carry, LONDON HAS FALLEN! Cover, TWO! Ospreay is furious but he tears off his shoulder tape so he can pull his armband off!

Ospreay drags Sanada up with a wild grin on his face! Ospreay turns Sanada but Sanada spins through to suplex. Ospreay fights that, suplexes, but Sanada slips to the dragon sleeper! Ospreay arm-drags free, runs and springboards, OS- NO! Dragon sleeper! Ospreay snapmares through to dragon sleeper, but Sanada spins it back onto Ospreay! Ospreay reaches out, walks up the corner and has the dragon sleeper! Ospreay lets Sanada go to spin, but into Sanada’s SOBAT! Sanada Quebrada to the dragon sleeper! Sanada squeezes tight, then gives Ospreay a SKULL SWING, to SKULL END! Ospreay is caught, he reaches and flails but is starting to fade!

Fans rally, Ospreay gets a second wind but Sanada cranks the hold harder! Red Shoes checks, Ospreay’s arm drops once. Sanada lets him go, goes up top, ROUNDING BODY PRESS, onto knees!! Ospreay saves himself and fans fire up! Ospreay drags himself over to Sanada, then drags Sanada despite being on wobbly legs. Ospreay underhooks, lifts, but Sanada slips off! Ospreay gets around to a full nelson, Sanada breaks that and elbows Ospreay, but Ospreay HOOK KICKS! Ospreay runs but Sanada O’Conner Bridges! TWO!?! Ospreay narrowly escapes, blocks a boot and ROLLING ELBOWS! Ospreay runs but into a pop-up, only to make it a POISON-RANA!!

Fans are thunderous as Ospreay drags Sanada back up. Ospreay springboards for the OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!?! Sanada survives and Ospreay is shocked! Ospreay drags Sanada up, turns him, DREAM SMASHER ELBOW! Ospreay brings Sanada in, underhooks, STORM BREAKER!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!

Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Cold Skull is the one who reached the end of his run, and now the semifinals are set! Ospreay gets the mic and says, “Shizuoka, hey! Now! Now you’re clapping for me?! You guys were all clapping for Sanada! Sa-Na-Da~! Sa-Na-Da~! Sa-Na-Da~! You SHOULD be doing OS-PREAY! OS-PREAY! OS-PREAY! Oh now you’re doing it?!” Shizuoka might be trolling Ospreay. But he tells them that they all really, really need someone like him, because he is “the most talented professional wrestler alive today!” And to prove it once again, Ospreay will go to the next round and beat Jay White-

Wait, no, it’s not White? It’s… David Finlay!? FINLAY!? Finlay beat Jay White? Seriously? Is that a rib? Ospreay laughs at how things have turned out! “Oh what a Cinderella Story! This is beautiful! But stories aren’t the fairy tales that you’ve told your children. So Finlay, well done on beating Jay White. But you’re dealing with a whole other animal.” Finlay’s Cinderella story comes crashing down. “Tell me the best, show me the best, but you all need to be reminded! I am Will Ospreay! And I am on! Another! Level!!” As shocking as Finlay winning was, will Ospreay’s victory be inevitable? Will the United Empire conquer NJPW?


My Thoughts:

A very good event to finish the quarterfinals, with some surprising twists. I skipped the Young Lion VS Young Lion match, and the United Empire beating Nagata and another Young Lion because Young Lions. Kenta & Fale VS Henare & Juice was not really consequential, all four guys are out of the running, but good for Fale to get a win on Henare, thereby keeping things completely neutral for Juice as one half of the Impact Wrestling Tag Team Champions. LIJ VS “Darkness Club” was a good match for the story, and Naito gets the win to keep math on Takagi and Evil even. I think it’d be funny if Naito was offered the opportunity to face Chase for the Texas Heavyweight title, and then turns it down because he doesn’t like how the belt looks or something.

Finlay VS White was a really good match, but what a shocker! I said it myself just a couple days ago, I thought White was winning again, so what a great twist. Sanada VS Ospreay was a great match, it played up the nose very well, and it seems Sanada can modify the Paradise Lock to send his opponent into corners. But I’m lightly surprised that Ospreay won this over Sanada, as I thought we were getting Evil VS Sanada, or even Evil VS White. But now, could we be looking at Takagi VS Ospreay in a rematch from their Best of the Super Juniors final instant classic? That’s a pretty awesome idea.

My Score: 9.2/10


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Andrew’s IMPACT Results & Match Ratings: 12.1.2022

After the holiday, we get on track for Hard to Kill. Deonna vs Mickie James is the main event…do we see Mickie’s career end tonight?

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With the holiday last week, I wasn’t home to cover IMPACT so it’s going to be a fun night of how much I remember and how well they frame the stories.

We’re on the road to Hard to Kill, so we need to remind people about Over Drive and then move forward. I’m also curious if we get any resolution on the VBD stare down after EY lost. I really don’t want EY to get kicked since that will be a sad group of mid card sacks of shit. But I guess we’ll see.

Ratings:

  • Rich Swann vs Bully Ray: Swann wins via DQ – * 1/2
  • Moose vs Bhupinder Gujjar: Moose wins via Lights Out – * 3/4
  • Steve Maclin vs Frankie Kazarian: Kaz wins via DQ – **
  • Last Rodeo: Deonna Purrazzo vs Mickie James: Mickie wins via Victory Roll – *** 1/2

 

Results:

We get the Over Drive highlights, so I’m guessing they did their usual Thanksgiving fun episode. Bully Ray walks out to start the show. Bully recaps things, explains how he kept his word while running down the crowd, intimidating children and doing solid heel work. 

It goes a little long, but thankfully Rich Swann eventually gets sick of the diatribe and rushes the ring. Swann gets in a few pot shots, but Bully bails out, tries to walk away and gets a plancha. The referee comes out and the match will kick off the show!

Rich Swann vs Bully Ray

Bully jaws a little, lays in some punches and power moves but Rich eventually turns the tide. The quick step over back kick and a Frog Splash for 1. But then Bully catches Rich on the top rope, Tree of Woe and starts wailing on him.

Bully keeps control of Swann until Swann drops down with the Jawbreaker and then we see him start using the speed and athleticism with kicks and top rope moves. Bully stifles Rich, goes for the Avalanche Senton as he flirts with the referee and misses. Rich hits a 450 Splash for 2, and then we see a little back and forth, before Bully grabs his chain and hits Rich in front of the referee. So the DQ happens but Bully doesn’t care. Bully gets a chair and other weapons from under the ring and starts beating on Rich.

Bully really likes these zip ties, Tommy Dreamer comes out to stop Bully though. They argue, Bully shoves Dreamer and then D’Amore hits the ring to try and quell this. Bully is defiant, even D’Amore is getting fired up and looks like he wants to fight Bully. Dreamer trying to keep D’Amore away from Bully is funny and pretty great. 

Moose vs Bhupinder Gujjar

Definitely not a match I expected. 

Moose gets in the early shots, but Gujjar starts to fire back and he gets some solid shots sending Moose to the outside. Gujjar takes to long to pander after the Dropkick and Moose has him eat a Big Boot into an Apron Powerbomb.

Gujjar shows more fire but Moose cuts him down. Moose goes for the Lights Out, but Gujjar dodges sending Moose into the corner. A few shots, Ripcord Knee, Slingblade and now…tuning up the Gargoyle Spear but Moose side steps it like Samoa Joe. Gujjar leapfrogs the Lights Out again, but Moose puts the brakes on and fires back connecting with the Lights Out and the win.

Moose starts to rant and says that he doesn’t want any of the idiots to to talk about Bully Ray or “Say his name”, and then JOE HENDRY’s music hits! There is already a “This is Awesome” chant just with Joe Hendry and Moose standing in the ring. Hendry fights Moose off mostly and Gujjar hits the awful Spear out of nowhere to get Moose to powder out. 

Steve Maclin vs Frankie Kazarian

Maclin starts off with some big strikes but Kaz ducks the line and hits the Springboard Reverse Elbow, and begins his offensive. Kaz beats on him in one corner then Maclin tosses him out and we see some back and forth. Neither are really landing big strikes, Maclin keeps some control with smaller strikes and knees against the ropes, but nothing really definitive.

A few of Maclin’s shots piss off Kaz and they Hockey Fight a little but Maclin keeps all of the control. Kaz does finally start a comeback and we get some of the classic Kaz Flying Forearm, Guillotine Legdrop and Slingshot Cutter. Maclin powder…and grabs a chair. So…another DQ finish?

Last Rodeo: Deonna Purrazzo vs Mickie James

They do a good job pacing things back and forth early on. Deonna fights back and starts to rock Mickie, the Slingshot into the bottom rope gives Deonna full control. Headlock Takeover and tries to wear Mickie down, Mickie fires back but Deonna refuses to give her the advantage. Mickie finally manages to slow her down with a Headscissors and now we get Mickie dropping Deonna down, Mickie goes to the top for the Thesz Press, but Deonna pushes her off.

Commercial break kicks in, and Deonna hits a Brainbuster for a few sequential pinfall attempts, but Mickie refuses to stay down. Camel Clutch from Deonna is wearing down Mickie but she manages to fight out. A few back elbows, then Mickie goes to the ropes to try offense but Deonna stifles. They struggle and Mickie finally gets Deonna on the outside, Dropkick and Thesz Press to the outside.

Mickie throws Deonna in, Missile Dropkick, Neckbreaker and looking for the Mick D-T, but Deonna stops it. Tornado DDT attempt from Mickie, but a Pump Kick from Deonna drops Mickie for a 2 count. Queen’s Gambit attempt, Superkick counter from Mickie for another 2. Mick D-T again, but Deonna blocks and swings around driving Mickie down into the Fujiwara. Venus Di Milo gets locked in too close to the ropes.

Locomotion Victory Rolls, Deonna tries to grab the tights, but Mickie counters through and picks up the win with a little tights pull of her own.

Jordynne’s music hits. She basically says they both put things behind them, and challenges Mickie at Hard to Kill. Career versus Title. 

Overall Score: 6/10

Honestly, Bully went on a little long, Moose’s promo was a little too similar to Bully just being a piece of shit. Plus the match quality aside from the main event was lame, two DQs is redundant…so yeah, not sure what to make of this.

Career versus Title for Knockouts is nice but then after that we had the vignette killing off Eric Young so VBD is a mid card faction. Which I guess is a little sad since this is the best Deaner we’ve ever seen, but he’s still not a credible on the card.

So it was a weird show, but Joe Hendry always makes things a little better.


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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL X Super Jr. Tag Results & Report! (11/30/22)

World Tag League, Round 4!

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NJPW WTL X Super Jr.

Will the United Empire continue to conquer?

World Tag League finally goes again, and round four might be bad luck for the top of the block! Will Aussie Open continue to lead as an undefeated duo?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Tomoaki Honma & Ryohei Oiwa VS Yuto Nakashima & Oska Leube; Nakashima & Leube win.
  • Six Man Tag: Master Wato, Clark Connors & Kosei Fujita VS Suzuki-Gun; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club; LIJ wins.
  • World Tag League 2022: Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens; Fale & Chase win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare VS Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer; Suzuki & Archer win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Aussie Open VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi; Aussie Open wins.
  • World Tag League 2022: Tetsuya Naito & SANADA VS Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls; Shane & Mikey win.
  • World Tag League 2022: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI; Yano & Tanahashi win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current World Tag League standings!

Aussie Open: 3-0, 6 points
Goto & Hashi: 2-1, 4 points
Naito & Sanada: 2-1, 4 points
Suzuki & Archer: 2-1, 4 points
Khan & Henare: 2-1, 4 points
The Mighty: 2-1, 4 points
Yano & Tanahashi: 1-2, 2 points
Chase & Fale: 1-2, 2 points
Evil & Yujiro: 0-3, 0 points
Coughlin & Kidd: 0-3, 0 points

 

World Tag League 2022: Alex Coughlin & Gabriel Kidd VS Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens!

The #MechanicalBulls are barely holding on, but so are the General’s Jewels! Who gets a grip and claws their way back up before it’s too late?

The teams sort out and Kidd starts against Chase. Fans rally as the two circle, and they’re able to cheer “KIDDU! KIDDU!” The two tie up with knuckle locks, break, then go again. Chase waistlocks, but Kidd pries free to wrench. Chase spins and wrenches back to top wristlock. Kidd slips around, spins Chase and snapmares, then sits him up to a chinlock. Chase fights up to get in the ropes. The ref counts the break and Kidd counts along to let go at 4. Chase is annoyed but Kidd says it’s okay. Kidd and Chase approach, Chase kicks the knuckle lock away to tie up collar ‘n’ elbow. Chase puts Kidd in a corner, the ref counts, and Chase lets off.

Chase CHOPS Kidd, but Kidd DECKS Chase! Kidd fires up and fans applaud. Chase stands up and resets with Kidd, they tie up, and Chase claws Kidd’s eyes! The ref reprimands, Chase headlocks but Kidd powers out. Chase runs Kidd over and tells him, “SUCK IT!” Things speed up, Kidd hurdles but Chase stomps the monkey flip with a stomp! Chase headlocks but Coughlin tags in as Kidd powers out. Kidd drops down and Coughlin scoops Chase to SLAM! Kidd drops a SENTON, then the Mechanical Bulls flex. Coughlin deadlift gut wrenches for the SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Chase goes to a corner. Coughlin runs in, but Chase dodges!

Chase CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Coughlin just frowns at him. Coughlin puts Chase in the corner, but Chase blocks the chop with knees! Coughlin shapes out the arm and Chase storms up on him, but Coughlin picks Chase up to RAM him in the corner! Coughlin UPPERCUTS, CHOPS, and roars! Fans fire up with The Android as he drags Chase up. Coughlin tags Kidd, whips Chase, then kicks Chase low. Kidd knee lifts, Coughlin CHOPS, and Chase falls for Kidd to drop an elbow! Fale gets in but Coughlin kicks him first. The Mechanical Bulls mug Fale then double whip, but Fale runs them both over! Fans fire up as the Rogue General stomps Kidd.

Fale drags Kidd up, whips him corner to corner, and Chase stomps a mudhole in. Chase drags Kidd up to scrape his face on the ropes! Tag to Fale, and Chase pushes Kidd down for him and Fale to stand on his back! The ref counts but Chase & Fale salute. Bullet Club steps away at 4, and Fale drags Kidd to a cover. TWO, and Fale is upset with the ref. Fans rally for Kidd but Fale stomps him down. Fale drags Kidd up but Kidd CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Fale throat chops back! Kidd sputters and Fale tags Chase. Chase drags Kidd up, he and Fale double whip, and they body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up for Kidd but Chase taunts Coughlin. The ref stops Coughlin from getting in as Chase brings Kidd up. Kidd swings but Chase dodges to BELL CLAP! Chase throws Kidd down for the NECK TWEAK! Kidd writhes and Chase tags Fale. Bullet Club whip Kidd to a corner, then Fale runs in, only for Kidd to dodge! Chase runs in but Kidd dumps him out! Fans rally up but Fale stomps Kidd down. Fale drags Kidd up, scoops him, but Kidd slips off! SUPERKICK! Fale staggers away and fans fire up! Kidd crawls for his corner, hot tag to- NO, Chase trips Coughlin! Chase wags his finger, and Fale SPLASHES Kidd in the corner! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Kidd sputters, but Fale tags Chase. Chase drags Kidd up and calls his shot! Chase suplexes, but Kidd blocks! Kidd throws body shots, but Chase blocks his suplex. They fight for control and fans rally up. Chase gets Kidd up, but Kidd fights back down to TENZAN BRAINBUSTER! Kidd fires up as fans fire up, and both men crawl to their corners. Hot tags to Coughlin and Fale! The Android dodges the General to RAM shoulders! Coughlin fires off forearms then scoops! But Fale’s too big! Or is he?! Fale CLUBS Coughlin before he’s off the ground too far! Fale scoops Coughlin to a fireman’s carry, but Coughlin fights free!

Coughlin fires off more forearms, he ROCKS Fale, then tries the scoop! Fans rally but Fale resists! Coughlin knees low, CHOPS, and fires up! “LET’S GO!!” Coughlin runs but Fale CLOBBERS him! Fale then runs to drop a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Coughlin is still in this. Tag to Chase, Bullet Club double whip to FLAPJACK and SLIDING BOOT! Cover, but Kidd breaks it! Fans fire up as Kidd fires off forearms on Bullet Club! Kidd forearms, CHOPS, repeat! Kidd roars, runs, but Chase gets around to waistlock and lift! Fale runs in, GRENADE LAUNCHER! Fale whips Coughlin corner to corner, Chase runs in and forearm smashes!

Fale runs in to SPLASH! Fale then scoops Coughlin and Chase goes up, but Coughlin slips free! Coughlin shoves Fale into Chase, and Chase falls onto his crown jewels! Fale staggers, into a SCOOP SLAM!! The Android roars and fans fire up! Coughlin clinches Chase, for an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Fans fire up more and Coughlin drags Chase up. But Chase BOOTS, C-TRIGGERS, and tucks Coughlin in! PACKAGE DRIVER!! Cover, Chase & Fale win!

Winners: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Coughlin & Kidd earn 0)

Chase turns things around in the blink of an eye, and he and Fale survive the Mechanical Bulls! Can they survive until the end of the league to be a finalist? As for Coughlin & Kidd, is their run already over at 0-4?

 

World Tag League 2022: Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare VS Minoru Suzuki & Lance Archer!

The All United Empire Finals is still possible, but only if the Dominator & Ultimate Weapon continue to dominate! Will they keep their hopes alive? Or will even the Empire see that #EverybodyDies?

As always, The Orchestrator, Gideon Grey, is here to give the Empire’s introductions. As for the Murderhawk Monster, he storms over the railing to get right up to commentary! Milano Collection AT and Master Wato ask for mercy, they don’t wanna get hit. Then Suzuki makes his entrance and Archer chases Gideon! Gideon runs all the way to the back row, and Archer pushes Young Lion Oskar Leube out of his way. Fans all join in on “KAZE NI NARE!” and then Suzuki-Gun attacks the Empire! Archer kicks Henare and throws him out while Suzuki himself is after Khan! Suzuki throws Khan out, stomps him at ringside, and the bell rings!

Suzuki stands Khan up to knee him low, then kick him down! Archer chases a cameraman off, but then Henare dodges his boot into the post! Henare comes back to ROCK Archer! Khan and Suzuki trade forearms, then Suzuki kicks low. Suzuki whips, Khan reverses and Suzuki hits railing! Suzuki slumps down and Khan is after him. Khan shakes the railing while choking Suzuki with his foot! Khan lets off to CLUB Suzuki but Suzuki throws body shots. Khan CLUBS Suzuki again, puts him in the ring, and then drags him around to CHOKE! The ref counts, Khan lets off and brings up all the stuff Suzuki was doing.

Suzuki kicks at Khan from below, but Khan stomps away on Suzuki! Khan CHOKES Suzuki again, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Fans rally up as Khan drags Suzuki up. Khan puts Suzuki in the corner, CLUBS him, then hops up onto his throne! Fans applaud but Suzuki snarls as Khan pulls back the arms! Henare talks trash right to Suzuki’s face while the ref manages to keep Archer back. Suzuki SPITS at Henare! Khan hops off, Henare CLUBS Suzuki, then Khan tags Henare in. The Empire mugs Suzuki but he fights back with CHOPS and palm strikes! But the Empire still mugs Suzuki with clubbing arms.

Henare ROCKS Suzuki with forearm after forearm in the corner, then digs his boots in! The ref counts and Henare lets off, but Suzuki stands right up! Henare KICKS, KICKS and ROCKS Suzuki! Fans fire up, and Suzuki hits back! Suzuki wrenches an arm, brings Henare to ropes, then HOTSHOTS the arm! Henare swings on Suzuki but into a HANGING ARMBAR! Archer runs to BLAST Khan off the apron! The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets off and drags Henare out to whip him hard into the railing! Suzuki ELBOWS Henare in the head and Henare drops to the floor. Archer stomps Khan around outside to keep him down.

Archer apparently takes offense to Khan’s ponytail being a braid, it’s too much like Archer’s murderhawk braid. Anyway, Suzuki stands Henare up, slaps him around, and he bumps Henare off the apron. The ring count climbs but Suzuki puts Henare in at 5 of 20. Tag to Archer, and Suzuki-Gun stands on Henare’s head! The ref reprimands, Suzuki-Gun steps away, and Archer drags Henare back up. Archer puts Henare in a corner, stomps a mudhole in, laughs and stomps some more. Archer digs his knee in but the ref counts. Archer lets off at 4, then Suzuki gets a shot in. Suzuki returns the trash talk from earlier as he slaps Henare around.

Archer stands Henare up and Henare throws a body shot. Archer fires up and throws his shirt off, egging Henare on. Henare throws forearms, then a CHOP! Archer laughs and dares him to do that again. Henare CHOPS, so Archer DECKS him! Fans fire up while Archer looms over Henare. Archer drags Henare up and to the corner to tag in Suzuki. Suzuki-Gun mugs Henare with body shot after body shot! Suzuki hits Henare one more time and he falls over! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Suzuki drags Henare up. Henare throws a forearm, but Suzuki gives it back! Suzuki eggs Henare on so Henare throws another forearm!

Suzuki ROCKS Henare with a shot, fans rally up, and Henare fires off a flurry! Suzuki kicks low! Suzuki runs, but Henare blocks the kick to step-over WHEEL KICK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Henare stirs, hurries over, hot tag to Khan! Khan throws hands on Suzuki then the Mongolian Chop! Khan whips Suzuki to a corner and clotheslines from behind! Khan dribbles Suzuki’s head off the buckles! The ref reprimands but Khan SLAM DUNKS Suzuki! Suzuki staggers around, Khan runs, and he runs Suzuki over! Cover, ONE!! Suzuki is still a tough old bastard and Khan drags him up.

Fans rally up as Khan whips Suzuki corner to corner. Suzuki reverses and BOOTS Khan! Then Suzuki dribbles Khan off the buckles! Fans rally, Suzuki snapmares and PENALTY KICKS! Suzuki seems to prefer soccer to basketball. Cover, TWO! Suzuki stomps Khan, slaps him around, but Khan stands as fans rally. Khan ROCKS Suzuki, but Suzuki ROCKS Khan! The forearms go back and forth, harder and harder, faster and faster, and fans rally with each shot! Khan ROCKS Suzuki, ROCKS him again, but Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki ROCKS Khan right back! Khan wobbles and drops to a knee! Suzuki eggs Khan on, so Khan Mongolian Chops!

Khan Mongolian Chops again! Khan roars, runs, but Suzuki kitchen sink knees him down! Tag to Archer! Archer stalks Khan, and clamps on an IRON CLAW! But Khan clamps on HIS IRON CLAW! The fans rally for the battle of iron claws! Khan and Archer go back and forth, but Archer breaks free to full nelson! Khan breaks free of that to drag Archer down to a KNEEBAR! Archer flails and crawls and reaches out as Khan grapevines the leg! Khan has a HEEL HOOK, then shifts the angle! Archer keeps moving and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer as Khan lets off to tag Henare. Khan still anchors the leg, then he and Henare stomp Archer down.

Henare drags Archer up to throw body shots in the corner. Henare & Khan double whip Archer corner to corner,  then Khan runs in to clothesline! Henare runs in to add a clothesline! Henare feeds Archer to the HITSUJIGOROSHI, then grabs at the legs. But Suzuki runs in to CLUB Henare and stop the Fubuki! Suzuki CHOPS Henare, CHOPS Khan, repeat! HEADBUTT for Henare, HEADBUTT for Khan! Henare swings but Suzuki gets around to shove Henare into Khan! Suzuki runs but into SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Fans fire up and Khan runs at Archer in the corner, but into a BOOT! Henare runs in, but Archer dodges!

Archer puts Khan in a corner, and he sees he has two targets! Fans fire up as Archer runs to back elbow Henare! And  runs corner to corner to back elbow Khan! Back to Henare, but then Khan dodges! Archer kicks Khan, runs, but into a chicken wing and PONYTAIL CHOKE! The ref reprimands but Khan feeds Archer to Henare’s HEEL KICK! Khan puts on HITSUJIGOROSHI, Henare gets the legs for FUBUKI, then MARINE!! Cover, TWO!! Archer survives and fans fire up again! Henare calls the shot, and he fireman’s carries Archer. Khan runs, but Suzuki slips in to catch Khan with a SLEEPER HOLD!

Archer slips free to choke grip Henare! But Henare throws a HARD body shot! Henare roars and runs in, to SHINING WIZARD in the corner! Henare shoves Archer out, goes up, but Archer blocks the “brain chop!” Archer STEP-UP KNEES Henare, and has the inverted crucifix! BLACKOUT BOMB!! Cover, Suzuki-Gun wins!

Winners: Lance Archer & Minoru Suzuki, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Khan & Henare earn 0)

The Suzuki Army just conquered the United Empire! Did they just kill the hopes of an All United Empire Finals? Or can Khan & Henare find new live in the next round?

 

World Tag League 2022: Aussie Open VS EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi!

Speaking of the Empire, Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher are leading the pack, hoping to carve their names in history! Will “Dunk-Zilla” and the “Aussie Arrow” still be riding high? Or will the King of Darkness & Tokyo Pimp bring them down by any means necessary?

Gideon Grey returns, safe from Archer, to give Aussie Open their introductions. Then the House of Torture makes their entrance, with Dick Togo already accompanying them outright. Who knows where Sho is lurking, but surely he’s here, too. Aussie Open don’t sweat Evil or Yujiro as they taunt them during the introductions. Fletcher tells Dick to shoo, “See you later, bucko.” But then the House of Torture attack 3v2! Evil claws Fletcher’s eyes while Dick and Yujiro mug Davis. Dick even DECKS Gideon! Yujiro throws Davis out while Evil throws Fletcher out. The bell rings to put this on record as the brawling continues outside.

Evil and Yujiro whip Aussie Open but Aussie Open reverse to send Evil and Yujiro into railing! Then Aussie Open pick them up, run around the way, and SANDWICH them at ramp side! Fans fire up and Fletcher helps Gideon back up. Fletcher CLUBS Evil, Davis puts Yujiro in, and Fletcher goes in after Yujiro. Fans rally up as Aussie Open double whip the Pimp to double sledge, PENALTY KICK and SENTON! Fans fire up as Davis covers, TWO! Davis glares at Dick then drags Yujiro up to ROCK him with a forearm. Tag to Kyle, Aussie Open mugs Yujiro, and Yujiro staggers around. Fletcher reels Yujiro in, but Yujiro wrenches and BITES Fletcher’s hand!

The ref reprimands, Yujiro stops and he kicks Fletcher low. Yujiro whips, Fletcher reverses but Yujiro holds ropes. Fletcher runs in but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Evil BLASTS Davis and goes out after him! Dick ROCKS Fletcher while Evil brings Davis around. Evil RAMS Davis into the timekeeper! Davis and Abe-san both flop down on the other side of the railing! The ref reprimands and Young Lions hurry to help Abe-san. Evil kicks Fletcher around, pulls his hair, then puts him in the ring for Yujiro. Yujiro drags Fletcher to a cover and the ref returns to count, ONE! Fans rally but Evil is already annoyed with the count.

Yujiro bumps Fletcher off buckles, tags Evil, and Evil has the ref check Davis But this is so Evil can CHOKE Fletcher with his shirt! Fans boo but Evil gets away with that and covers, TWO! Evil is upset again but the ref defends his count. Tag to Yujiro and he drags Kyle up. Yujiro snapmares and runs to basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Fletcher as Evil argues the count. Yujiro drags Fletcher up, fans rally and cheer for Aussie Open. Yujiro ROCKS Fletcher, brings him around, and ROCKS him again. Evil holds Fletcher in place so Yujiro can CHOKE him with a boot! The ref has to keep Davis back so the House of Torture gets away with that.

Evil taunts Davis, then he drags Fletcher up into a cobra twist. Yujiro and Dick link up with Evil to link to the railing for leverage! Fans boo and Gideon storms over, but Dick kicks him first! Dick then makes Gideon part of the chain! Fletcher endures even more before the ref notices! The ref counts, the House lets off and Fletcher crawls away. Evil keeps him from Davis but taunts Davis to reach out. Evil brings Fletcher around but Fletcher fires off forearms! But Evil knees low! Evil suplexes but Fletcher blocks! Fans rally as Fletcher keeps fighting, and he wrenches out to get around and SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF!

Fans fire up with Fletcher and he crawls for his corner. Hot tag to Davis! Dunk-Zilla blasts through Yujiro to corner clothesline Evil! Then Davis CHOPS Yujiro, and corner clotheslines Evil again! Another CHOP for Yujiro, another corner clothesline for Evil! Davis goes for another but Yujiro dodges the chop to kick low. Evil & Yujiro double whip Davis, but Davis handsprings and comes back to DOUBLE LARIAT! Fans fire up with Davis as he storms up to Evil in a corner. Davis CHOP-LARIATS! And CHOP-LARIATS! And CHOP-LARIATS again! Davis drags Evil up to fireman’s carry, but Evil slips around to a waistlock.

Davis elbows free but Dick swipes at him! Dick plays innocent, and Davis turns around into an EYE RAKE! Evil whips Davis into bare buckles! The fans boo the Bullet Club Special but Yujiro tags in. Yujiro & Evil stomp Davis, then Yujiro drags Davis up. Yujiro stands Davis against ropes to BOOT him! Yujiro then brings Davis out to FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up for Aussie Open but Yujiro brings Davis up. Davis fights the Incolle Slam, but Yujiro kick slow! Yujiro whips, Davis reverses and runs in, but Yujiro dodges! Yujiro runs in but Davis catches him to BUCKLE SHOT!

Davis runs side to side to SLIDING FOREARM! Fans fire up and Davis runs to BLAST Evil! But Dick grabs Davis! Fletcher runs in to SHOTGUN Dick down! Aussie Open brings Yujiro up, POP-UP KICK! And then the scoop, to the LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, but Evil breaks it! Fletcher CLUBS Evil and throws him out! Fletcher hurries back to the corner, Davis tags him in! Fans rally as Aussie Open calls for the finish, but here’s SHO! Sho distracts everyone by brandishing his wrench! The ref tells Sho to get down so he does, but this allows Evil to shove Aussie Open into each other, and the ref!

Fans boo as Dick gets in to JAM Davis with a chair! And again! The House of Torture mugs Aussie Open 4v2! Fans boo harder, then they rally up for Aussie Open. Gideon gets in to block Sho from using the wrench! But Evil CLUBS Gideon! But here comes GREAT-O-KHAN! He BOOTS Sho down and DECKS Dick! He Mongolian Chops Evil, dodges Yujiro and hits the RUNNING NECKBREAKER! Fans roar and the Empire fires back up! Aussie Open aim at Evil, SUPERKICK BOOT COMBO! Evil goes down, Yujiro staggers, and he has his pimp cane! The ref stops Yujiro from using it, and then Gideon gets in to LOW BLOW Yujiro!

Fans fire up and Aussie Open give Yujiro COREALIS!! Cover, Aussie Open wins!

Winners: Aussie Open, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Evil & Yujiro earn 0)

The House of Torture can’t seem to figure it out! Will they ever get on the board at this rate? As for Fletcher & Davis, is it only a matter of time before they conquer the World Tag League?

 

World Tag League 2022: Tetsuya Naito & SANADA VS Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls!

It was Lights Out for the Uncontrollable Charisma & Cold Skull last round, but The Mighty did not kneel! Will Shane & Mikey stay standing? Or will Los Ingobernables de Japon make them tranquilo?

Naito takes his time with his entrance attire as always, which mildly annoys The Mighty. Shane mocks Sanada’s dancing pecks with butt flexing. The teams sort out and Mikey wants Naito to step up. LIJ fist bumps, fans cheer, and Naito obliges. Fans rally for “NA-I-TO!” at the bell. Naito and Mikey circle slowly, feel things out, then Naito toys around with the step forward and the step back. Mikey gets annoyed but they tie up. Mikey waistlocks but Naito wrenches out to a wristlock. Mikey rolls, wrenches, wristlocks, but Naito rolls, wrenches and hammerlocks. Mikey reaches back to headlock, but Naito powers out, only for Mikey to run him over!

Naito gets up, Mikey runs him over again! Mikey wrenches and whips Naito to ropes, but Naito whips the back drop away. Mikey comes back to turn Naito’s back drop into a suplex! Mikey holds Naito up and fans rally! Mikey keeps Naito for over TEN before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Mikey drags Naito up. Mikey puts Naito in the corner, tags Shane, and the Mighty stomp away. Shane snapmares to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Shane keeps on Naito’s arm with a knuckle lock. Shane KICKS Naito in the back, wrenches the arm and YANKS it. Shane wrenches and YANKS again, then tags Mikey.

The Mighty mugs Naito, double whips him, but Naito ducks the double clothesline to shove Mikey into Shane! Shane falls out of the ring and Naito whips Mikey to ropes. Sanada trips Mikey and Naito basement dropkicks! Fans rally up as Mikey flops out of the ring. Naito goes out after Mikey and whips him hard into railing! Sanada bumps Shane off the apron, then Naito whips Mikey into more railing! The ring count starts, Mikey drags himself up and in at 9 of 20. Naito headlocks Mikey and claws his eyes! The ref reprimands, Naito lets off, but then he just claws Mikey’s eyes! The ref counts, Naito lets off and tags Sanada in.

LIJ mugs Mikey, Sanada wrenches and CLUBS the arm. Sanada YANKS, wrenches, but Mikey throws big forearms! Sanada waistlocks, hammerlocks, then twists the arm. Mikey throws elbows to back Sanada up into a corner. Mikey whips but Sanada reverses. Sanada runs in, he blocks the boot, and he CLUBS the leg! Mikey falls, Sanada tags Naito, and Naito whips Mikey to another corner. Naito runs in to JUMP KICK! Leg sweep! COMBINACION CABRON! Fans fire up as Naito poses, and he taunts Shane. Naito drags Mikey up but Mikey throws a haymaker. Naito returns it so Mikey throws another. They go back and forth, faster and faster, and fans fire up!

Mikey ROCKS Naito, ROCKS him again, then ROLLING ELBOWS! But Naito just rakes Mikey’s eyes! The ref counts, Naito lets off and whips corner to corner. Naito runs in but Mikey UPPERCUTS! Mikey runs but into a kick! Naito whips, runs in, but Mikey LARIATS Naito down! Fans fire up as both men crawl for their corners, hot tag to Shane! Shane CLOBBERS Naito, BLASTS Sanada then ELBOWS Naito! Shane whips Naito corner to corner to UPPERCUT him down! Sanada gets in, kicks Shane low and whips him to ropes. Shane reverses to wrench and SAIDO! Fans fire up, Shane KICKS, BOOTS and INVERTED EXPLODERS Naito! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Shane stalks Naito. Shane drags Naito up, hoists him up top and ROCKS Naito with a right. Shane climbs up after Naito but Naito CLAWS Shane’s eyes! Shane staggers away but Mikey rushes in to ROCK Naito! Mikey climbs up but Naito fires off forearms! Mikey drops back but he gives Shane a boost! Shane gets Naito, SUPERPLEX POWERBOMB COMBO! Mikey drags Shane onto the cover but Sanada breaks it! Mikey CLUBS Sanada and throws him out. Shane and Naito stir, Mikey whips Sanada but Sanada reverses! Mikey hits railing hard! Shane drags Naito up, reels him in, but Naito blocks the lift!

Naito wrenches out to throw ELBOW after ELBOW! Shane avoids an elbow to UPPERCUT, then he whips only for Naito to reverse it, TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Naito crawls as fans rally, hot tag to Sanada! Sanada runs in at Shane and blocks a boot! Shane kicks free, but Sanada dropkicks the legs, then dropkicks Shane out of the ring! Sanada hurries and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and fans fire up! Sanada drags Shane back up, puts him back in, and fans rally again. Sanada springboards but Shane gets under! Shane comes back, but into a fireman’s carry! Shane slips off, Sanada elbows him away, but Mikey sneaks a tag.

Shane wrenches Sanada but Sanada fights the back suplex. Sanada swings at Mikey but into the BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up as Mikey runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Sanada is still in this but Mikey snarls. Fans rally, Mikey drags Sanada up and fireman’s carries, only for Sanada to slip off! Sanada ducks the back elbow but right into a DDT! Fans rally back up while both men are down, and Mikey roars! Mikey drags Sanada up to scoop, but Sanada slips off to shove Mikey into Naito’s atomic drop! ENZIGURI! Fireman’s carry and T K O! Cover, Shane breaks it! Naito throws Mikey out and fans fire up as Sanada climbs the corner!

ROUNDING BODY- NO, Sanada has to land out as Mikey moves! Shane gets in to BROKEN ARROW! Naito dropkicks Shane’s legs out! Mikey storms up into Naito’s ELBOW! Mikey roars, Naito dodges his lariat and comes back to dropkick the legs! Naito runs, CORRIENDO SHIKI- NO, Mikey blocks Destino and Shane runs in, LAWN DART DDT! Fans fire up and Mikey drags Sanada up. Shane hops up, Mikey scoops, but Sanada slips off to shove Mikey at Shane! Sanada O’Conner BRI- NO, Mikey stops the bridge and shoves Sanada into Shane’s ROUNDHOUSE! Mikey scoops Sanada again, TANK BUSTER!! Cover, The Mighty win!!

Winners: Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Naito & Sanada earn 0)

The Mighty Don’t Kneel, and they find a way to win! Will Shane & Mikey find an outside way into the finals? Is the pressure to make it to WrestleKingdom going to break Naito before the league is out?

 

World Tag League 2022: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI!

The Joker & The Ace finally got on the board, but the winstreak of one win might already end against the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter. Can the trickster bring himself to pull any tricks on his friends in Chaos? Or will Bishamon turn out the lights on Yano & Tanahashi?

The teams sort out and Yano grows impatient. He doesn’t even take note of Tanahashi taking off his jacket to show off the muscles. Goto steps up and Yano fires up. The bell rings and fans rally and duel. Yano squats and talks some smack, but Goto squats with him! Goto gives back the trash talk, Hashi steps in to back Goto up, and even smooshes Goto’s face up to make it more menacing! Yano says enough jokes, but Goto blocks Yano’s kick! Hashi runs to dropkick the leg! Goto BLASTS Tanahashi, then Bishamon brings Yano up to drum away! Tanahashi rushes in, but Bishamon kicks him to drum him, too! Fans fire up as Bishamon stands tall.

Goto stomps Yano to a corner, fires forearms, then whips him corner to corner. Yano reverses, then hurries to untie a buckle pad! Yano fires up but turns around into a kick! But the pad shielded Yano! Fans boo and Goto can’t believe it! Yano throws the pad to Goto and SLAPS him! Yano whips and Goto hits the buckles! Hashi runs in, Yano kicks him and whips him into bare buckles, too! Tag to Tanahashi and Yano throws Hashi out. Tanahashi drags Goto up, throws him out, and the bad boys bring Bishamon around to whip into railing! Fans rally and cheer as Tanahashi drags Goto back up to put him in the ring.

Tanahashi stomps Goto’s leg then YANKS it! Fans cheer as Tanahashi air guitars. Tanahashi drags Goto up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Yano, and he bumps Goto off the bare buckles! And again! Fans fire up while Red Shoes keeps Hashi back. Yano whips Goto into the bare buckles now! Goto hobbles and fans fire up. Yano kneels on Goto for a cover, but Red Shoes says it’s a choke! Yano says no, it’s just up high! Yano stomps Goto, drags him up and bumps him off buckles. Tag to Tanahashi, and the bad boys whip Goto to ropes. They run him over, then they squat! Tanahashi drags Goto up, but Goto CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS!

Tanahashi throws body shots, runs, but Goto follows to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Goto and Tanahashi crawl, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi ELBOWS Tanahashi down, BLASTS Yano, then storms up on Tanahashi. Tanahashi kicks low, whips Hashi to the padded corner, but Hashi comes back to CHOP! Hashi mule kicks and turns Tanahashi for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Hashi runs in again, to CHOP Tanahashi against ropes! Hashi hangs Tanahashi out to dry, runs side to side, and he DROPKICKS Tanahashi down! Cover, TWO! Fans continue to rally and Hashi stalks Tanahashi.

Fans rally, “GO ACE! GO ACE!” but Hashi brings Tanahashi up. Hashi reels Tanahashi in but Tanahashi fights the lift. Hashi keeps trying, but Tanahashi wrenches out. Hashi ROCKS Tanahashi, but Tanahashi ROCKS Hashi! They go back and forth, forearm for forearm, and fans rally up! Tanahashi gets the edge, but Hashi CHOPS back! Hashi aims but Tanahashi blocks the superkick to DRAGON SCREW! Fans rally while both men are down! Hashi and Tanahashi crawl, hot tags to Goto and Yano! Yano dodges Goto, claws his eyes and whips him, but Goto reverses! Yano hits the bare buckles, then Goto hits MURAMASA, and the BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally, Goto fireman’s carries but Yano fights with elbows! Yano runs, Goto follows but Yano ducks! Goto deflects the boot to DISCUS LARIAT! Fans fire up with Goto and he drags Yano up, but Yano ROCKS him! Goto ROCKS Yano back, the forearms start flying back and forth, faster and faster! Fans rally as Goto gets the edge, but Yano rakes the eyes! But Goto SLAPS Yano! Goto whips, Yano reverses and throws Goto by his hair! Hot tag to Tanahashi! Tanahashi runs in to forearm smash, then he feeds Goto to an atomic drop! Trip and CATAPULT into the bare buckles! Tanahashi runs but Goto denies the Slingblade!

Goto shoves Tanahashi into Yano, then DOUBLE LARIATS! Fans fire up as all three men are down! Goto crawls, fans rally up, and Goto hot tags Hashi! Hashi runs the ropes but Tanahashi blocks the lariat! Hashi spins to CHOP! Tanahashi fires off a strike fest! But both men roar! Hashi fires off his own strike fest and CHOPS! SUPERKICK! Tanahashi stays up, Hashi runs to LARIAT him down! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up with Hashi and he brings Tanahashi back up. Hashi fisherman’s but Tanahashi fights the suplex to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi runs, to SLINGBLADE! Cover, but Goto breaks it!

Yano throws Goto back out! Tanahashi fires up and he goes up the corner! HIGH FLY FLOW onto Hashi’s knees!! Hashi cradles, TWO!!! Tanahashi survives the sudden turnaround and fans are thunderous! Fans rally with “GO ACE! GO ACE!” as Tanahashi and Hashi stir. They both sit up, head for each other, and Tanahashi throws a forearm. Hashi throws it back! Tanahashi throws another forearm, but Hashi throws it back! They stand, egg each other on, and the forearms fly faster and faster! Fans rally, SHOTEI rocks Hashi! Tanahashi runs, but into Goto’s fireman’s carry! Tanahashi slips off but Goto powers him into the corner!

Hashi runs in and Goto moves, Hashi CHOPS Tanahashi! Hashi feeds Tanahashi to the fireman’s carry but he slips off again! Tanahashi full nelsons but Goto breaks that and ducks, HIDDEN GAP! Fireman’s carry again, FIERCE FLASH! Fans fire up more as Bishamon says it’s time! They drag Tanahashi up, hook him up, but Tanahashi kicks Hashi away! Yano drags Hashi out while Tanahashi hits TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Yano puts Hashi back in, drags Goto out, and Tanahashi runs, into a CHOP! Hashi runs, dodges Tanahashi once, but the SLINGBLADE comes back around!! Fans fire up as Tanahashi climbs the corner!

Goto anchors Tanahashi’s legs! Tanahashi CLUBS Goto but Hashi ROCKS Tanahashi! Hashi climbs up, but Yano LOW BLOWS Goto! Yano slips in and grabs Hashi for the ONIGOROSHI BOMB!! Tanahashi adjusts, HIGH FLY FLOW!!! Direct hit!! Cover, Ace & Joker win!!

Winners: Hiroshi Tanahashi & Toru Yano, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Goto & Hashi earn 0)

The World Tag League 2021 winners have fallen to 2-2! Are their chances of back-to-back wins in jeopardy?

As for Yano & Tanahashi, Tanahashi gets the mic to thank the fans for coming tonight. “Hey, Toru, it’s great to hear the cheers, huh?” Fans cheer because it’s great TO cheer! Tanahashi says he wants to have this every day, “so make sure you stay safe and healthy so that happens! Thank you for today!” Fans cheer for that, and they want the air guitar! Tanahashi borrows one from a fan on the east side, that he passes to Yano! Yano’s happy to be part of a rare air guitar duet! Master Wato even has his on commentary, so now it’s a trio! “SHIZUOKA~!” “OSU~!” “SHIZUOKA~!” “OSU~!” “LET’S ROCK!” The jam session is on!

Fans clap along as Yano is a natural! Fans cheer but they want the “EN-CO-RU! EN-CO-RU!” Tanahashi is never one to disappoint the fans, and Yano gets his chair guitar! They jam out again, and Yano can truly do it all! But he’s not gonna throw the chair to the fans, that’s dangerous. But the fans want another encore! Tanahashi says, “LAST ONE! Yano takes a seat in his chair for air DRUMS! Now it’s a real jam session! Big finish and…! Fans cheer the great performance, and Tanahashi gets the mic back. “Toru and Hiroshi are going for the trophies, so keep supporting us! And keep supporting NJPW! Finally, people of Shizuoka… ASHITEMASU~!”

Will love, energy and comedy propel the Joker & the Ace to the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships?

 

Here are the NEW World Tag League standings!

Aussie Open: 4-0, 8 points
The Mighty: 3-1, 6 points
Suzuki & Archer: 3-1, 6 points
Yano & Tanahashi: 2-2, 4 points
Goto & Hashi: 2-2, 4 points
Naito & Sanada: 2-2, 4 points
Khan & Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Chase & Fale: 2-2, 4 points
Evil & Yujiro: 0-4, 0 points
Coughlin & Kidd: 0-4, 0 points


My Thoughts:

Another really good event and a really good round for World Tag League. I’m a little surprised Coughlin & Kidd haven’t gotten a win yet, but they always look solid in their matches. Great stuff back to back for the United Empire, even though Khan & Henare did lose. Khan helping Aussie Open was good stuff, though, and of course the House of Torture keep losing big time. Also, Naito & Sanada losing again puts the pressure on them, they could have an even stronger showing in the second half of this tournament. Tanahashi & Yano winning to close was a bit of a surprise, but they’re a great team and huge fan favorites, I would love to see them be a team for more than just World Tag League.

My Score: 8.7/10


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