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Mitchell’s NJPW Summer Struggle Osaka Report! (7/23/21)

LIJ VS Tekkers, round two!

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NJPW Summer Struggle Osaka

This isn’t a replay, Osaka, it’s a rearrangement!

NJPW liked the idea of LIJ VS Dangerous Tekkers in separate singles matches so much, they’re doing it again! But now, Sanada and Naito trade opponents!

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • SANADA VS Taichi; Sanada wins.
  • Tetsuya Naito VS Zack Sabre Jr; Naito wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

SANADA VS Taichi!

The Cold Skull and the Submission Master caught each other in a double pin draw just 24 hours ago, so that only bolsters the confidence of the Sliest Wrestler in the world! Will Taichi sweep Los Ingobernables de Japon’s golden duo? Or will Sanada make up for falling short with his second at-bat?

Much like yesterday, Taichi takes his time with the elaborate ring gear, and shows off the dancing pecs. Unlike Naito, Sanada is done rather quickly, and Red Shoes does his checks. The bell rings and the fans cheer as the two stare down. Taichi and Sanada slowly approach, Taichi does more dancing pecs just to show off, and then asks Sanada to do his. Sanada also has dancing pecs! Sanada passes it back to Taichi, so Taichi shows off with the alternating movement. Taichi again passes it back to Sanada, and he gets on the corner so more can see! And Sanada again passes it to Taichi. Fans rally up so Taichi climbs a corner. Sanada takes his turn without being asked!

Fans cheer as the dancing pecs keep on dancing! They finally hop down off the corner and they go down to ask commentary who has the better pair! Well obviously Yoshinobu Kanemaru is going to be on Taichi’s side. But they go back to Red Shoes, and Red Shoes determines the fan applause to be in favor of… SANADA! Taichi is upset and he chokes Sanada into a corner! Red Shoes counts, Taichi shifts to digging his boot in, but Red Shoes counts again. Taichi lets off and argues about the pec contest results. Red Shoes says the claps were honestly in favor of Sanada! Maybe this is a case of popularity over skill?

Taichi goes back to Sanada but Sanada gets around for a BIG atomic drop! Sanada gets the legs, then the arms, but Taichi kicks Sanada away. Taichi blocks a kick, trips Sanada up, and considers stealing Paradise! But Sanada kicks him away before then! Sanada gets up but Taichi chokes Sanada again! Taichi puts Sanada on ropes to use those to choke him, but Red Shoes counts. Taichi lets off fast, and then gets the arms and legs! Taichi is going to use the ropes in Paradise like Sanada sometimes does, and it makes for a good fix. Taichi has the fans fire up, also like Sanada would, and then Taichi gets a three point stance. Taichi runs in to basement dropkick Sanada out of Paradise!

Sanada falls to the floor, Taichi goes out after him. Taichi hopes Milano liked that one. Taichi gets Sanada up as fans rally, and he whips Sanada hard into railing! Sanada slumps down while Taichi paces. Taichi gets a camera cable to choke Sanada! Red Shoes goes out and reprimands, then counts. Taichi lets go with one hand but Red Shoes makes him let go completely. Sanada sputters but Taichi digs his knee in. A ring count begins, Taichi lets off on Sanada and paces about. We’re at 10 of 20 as Taichi gets Sanada up, then 15 as he puts Sanada in. Taichi takes his time getting Sanada back up, and he hides a choke inside the chinlock! Red Shoes knows this trick, he counts!

Taichi lets go, but smirks as he stalks Sanada. Taichi gets Sanada up to snapmare and choke! Again, Red Shoes has seen this trick enough, so he counts. Taichi lets off, to choke with both hands! Red Shoes counts again, so Taichi stops. Taichi mockingly applauds as he paces about. Taichi gives Sanada toying kicks, but Sanada gets up to throw forearms! Taichi just takes them, kicks low and snapmares to KICK Sanada in the back. Taichi gets Sanada in a standing cobra twist! Sanada endures, even as Taichi thrashes him about. Fans rally, Sanada fights, but Taichi clubs him in the ribs! Sanada still endures as Taichi mockingly asks, “What’re you gonna do?!”

Sanada powers up and gets the ropebreak! Taichi lets off, brings Sanada back and reels him in, but Sanada blocks the lift! Taichi CHOPS Sanada on the back, but Sanada back drops free! Taichi gets up fast but Sanada dropkicks one of Taichi’s legs out! Both men are down as fans rally, “SA-NA-DA! SA-NA-DA!” Sanada stands, gets Taichi up, and throws more forearms. Sanada whips, Taichi reverses and gets a choke grip! But Sanada breaks free to choke grip back! Sanada whips, hurdles, hurdles, and dropkicks Taichi out of the ring! Fans fire up and Sanada takes aim. Taichi stands, but avoids the Plancha!

Sanada is on the apron, he ROCKS Taichi, then springboards, but Taichi dodges! Sanada blocks a boot, and trips Taichi to put Taichi in Paradise! Fans get louder and louder as Sanada encourages them, and he likes what he hears. Sanada runs in to dropkick Taichi out of Paradise now! Cover, TWO! Sanada keeps cool and drags Taichi up to a fireman’s carry. Taichi fights free, Sanada switches but Taichi resists the slam to PELE! Both men are down again and fans rally back up. Sanada gets to a corner while Taichi sits up. Taichi runs in, clotheslines, then whips corner to corner to clothesline again! Snapmare and cover, TWO! Sanada is still in this but Taichi keeps focus.

Taichi raises his arm and the fans get louder as he powers up. Sanada rises, Taichi builds speed, but Sanada ducks Ax Bomber! Sanada comes back, Taichi boots his clothesline then ROUNDHOUSES! Taichi runs, but into a fireman’s carry! TKO! Cover, TWO!! Taichi survives and both men are down as fans rally up again. Sanada stands up, drags Taichi up but Taichi kicks from below! Sanada staggers, but he comes back to give Kowata Kicks! Taichi gets mad, mostly because they weren’t that strong. Taichi kicks low then gives Sanada his Kowata Kicks! Sanada shrugs those off?! Sanada throws a forearm, Taichi KICKS a leg!

Sanada grits his teeth to throw another forearm, but Taichi KICKS again! Forearm, KICK, repeat! Fans fire up as they go faster and faster back and forth. Taichi gets the edge and fires up. Taichi eggs Sanada on and Sanada EuroUppers! Taichi staggers but comes back to BOOT! Sanada stays up and he comes back to boot Taichi! Taichi boots back, so Sanada boots him! Fans cheer as both men stay up and Taichi boots Sanada again. Sanada boots Taichi, both take a moment to catch their breath, but Taichi fires up to boot, only for Sanada to block and EuroUpper! Taichi gets right up to wrench and HOOK KICK!

But Sanda’s right up to ROLLING ELBOW! AND TIGER DRIVER!! Cover, ONE?!?! Taichi is right up, and he reels Sanada into DANGEROUS SAIDO! But Sanada’s right up!! Both men are dizzy and they both fall over! Fans are fired up while Kanemaru is surprised on commentary. Taichi slowly sits back up and crawls towards a corner. Taichi fires himself up and fans rally behind him. OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi powers up, aims at Sanada, but Sanada dropkicks him first! And ROLLING- Choke! CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Sanada survives but Taichi powers up his left hand? Taichi drags Sanada up in a choke grip, reels him in and back suplexes, but Sanada lands on his feet!

Sanada shoves Taichi to a corner, Taichi dodges Sanada and comes back to GAM- No, Sanada blocks to QUEBRADA, and dragon sleeper! But Taichi slips out to SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! But Sanada arm-drags free before it locks in! Sanada spins Taichi to SHIRANUI to dragon sleeper! Fans cheer but Taichi fights free again to Alabama lift! Sanada fights out, SOBAT! Sanada runs to tilt-o-whirl into the dragon sleeper! Borrowing a bit from Naito’s Destino there! SKULL END! Taichi is caught, but he flails and reaches as Sanada squeezes tight! Fans rally up, Taichi scoots around as best he can, but he is fading! Sanada squeezes more as Taichi reaches for Red Shoes!

Red Shoes checks on Taichi, Sanada lets him free and goes to the corner! ROUNDING BODY PRESS to Taichi’s back! Sanada flips Taichi over, goes back up top, ROUNDING BODY onto knees! Taichi saves himself and fans fire back up! Sanada and Taichi stir, go to opposite corners, and Sanada grits his teeth as he gets up. Taichi stands in the other corner, Sanada runs in but into a boot! Taichi runs in but into a boot! Taichi mule kicks, Sanada fires up but Taichi ROCKS him with a forearm! BLINDSIDE AX BOMBER! Sanada staggers and rebounds off ropes into a GAMANGIRI! Taichi roars and fans are thunderous now!

Taichi gets Sanada back up, reels him in, gets him up, TAICHI STYLE LAST RIDE! DEEP high stack, TWO!! Sanada survives but Taichi is too tired to be surprised. Fans rally up again and Taichi gets up. Taichi vows to end this now, and he drags Sanada back up. Alabama lift, tuck, but Sanada springs out to O’Conner Roll and- No bridge, Taichi turns it to GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! O’CONNER BRIDGE! SANADA WINS!!

Winner: Sanada, by pinfall

Taichi can’t believe it! He was so sure he had Sanada, but Sanada snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! Now the singles series is 1-1-1, an absolute tie! Taichi is in denial but can he make up for this at the Tokyo Dome?

 

Tetsuya Naito VS Zack Sabre Jr!

As we just saw, LIJ and the Tekkers have one win, one loss and one tie in their miniseries so far. It all comes down to the Uncontrollable Charisma and the Submission Master! Will Naito make up for his loss to Taichi by helping LIJ sweep the night? Or will ZSJ make him #JustTapOut to end the action in Osaka?

Naito again takes his time with the entrance gear but ZSJ stays patient. Wait was there more to it this time than usual? With that done, Red Shoes does his check, and the bell rings! Fans rally up already, and Naito insists it is “NA-I-TO!” Naito and ZSJ circle, approach, and Naito keeps changing the test of strength on ZSJ. ZSJ is annoyed by this but fans cheer. Naito and ZSJ circle again, approach, and ZSJ gets Naito on the ropes. ZSJ lets off, Naito kicks him and throws him out! Naito then waits on ZSJ for the test of strength. Fans cheer but ZSJ paces outside. ZSJ returns, circles with Naito, and still Naito wants a test of strength.

ZSJ and Naito finally tie up with knuckle locks but Naito kicks and throws ZSJ out again! ZSJ throws a fit against the railing and fans cheer. Naito waits as ZSJ goes around the corner, and Naito grins as he waits on ZSJ. ZSJ says Naito is very amusing, then he gets in. Naito kicks and throws ZSJ out again, ZSJ rushes back in but now Naito bails out! Fans cheer as Naito trolls ZSJ and asks him to tranquilo. ZSJ paces around in the ring and Naito has Red Shoes keep him back. Naito then returns, only to roll back out. ZSJ goes out and chases Naito around, Naito gets in the ring and Naito hits an atomic drop! And dropkicks the bad leg out! And still Naito wants the test of strength.

ZSJ of course refuses since he’s on the mat, so Naito stomps his bad leg! Naito still wants the test, but he stomps ZSJ again. ZSJ gets to ropes so Naito stomps him to the apron. Naito goes out but ZSJ grabs his hair, so Naito rakes ZSJ’s eyes! Naito throws elbows into the bad leg then drags ZSJ out to RAM him into railing! Naito keeps ZSJ up, wraps the bad leg around railing and pulls. Red Shoes reprimands but Naito pulls the leg more! Red Shoes counts so Naito BOOTS the railing! ZSJ falls over and Naito goes into the ring. Fans rally up as a ring count starts. ZSJ has to scoot and hobble over at 10 of 20 and hop in at 12.

Naito stomps the bad leg again and ZSJ gets to a corner. That doesn’t stop Naito from stomping! Naito snapmares ZSJ, ties up the legs, rolls him over, and has a Trailer Hitch! ZSJ endures as Naito keeps on the bad leg. ZSJ reaches back, but Naito pushes up to add leverage! ZSJ moves around, gets the ropebreak, but Naito insists he’s stuck. Red Shoes tries to figure this out but then Naito “accidentally” falls! Naito blames Red Shoes for tripping him! Naito stomps ZSJ’s bad leg, gets him up but ZSJ resists the shin breaker lift. Naito kicks the bad leg, gets ZSJ’s leg again but again ZSJ holds off the lift! Naito CLUBS the leg, runs, but ZSJ dodges the dropkick to NECK TWIST!

Fans cheer as both men are down, and ZSJ works on his bad knee. Naito clutches his neck and shoulder as he goes to ropes while fans rally up. ZSJ hobbles over and puts Naito in a headscissors. ZSJ pushes up and moves around to twist Naito’s head, and then ZSJ mocks the LIJ fist salute. ZSJ gets the legs, too, he’s modifying Cremation Lily a little. Naito endures so ZSJ grabs ropes to push up and crank the headscissors. Red Shoes counts, ZSJ lets Naito go and Naito bails out. ZSJ goes out after him to fire off EuroUpper after EuroUpper! Naito falls over and fans cheer as ZSJ goes back in the ring. Fans rally as the ring count starts again.

The count is 10 of 20 before Naito sits up. Naito crawls around at 13, gets to his feet at 15, and gets in at 17. ZSJ stands on Naito at the ropes, wraps the arm around ropes then digs his boots in. ZSJ lets off to give toying kicks. Naito gets up to CHOP ZSJ and fans like that. ZSJ EuroUppers, Naito forearms, repeat, and fans rally up as ZSJ EuroUppers and runs. Naito elbows, atomic drops, and dropkicks the leg out! Fans cheer again as both men are down. Naito gets up first, gets ZSJ up to fire off hands, then whips him to ropes to elbow him down. Naito runs to basement dropkick ZSJ in the back!

ZSJ gets to a corner, Naito whips him corner to corner and rocket kicks! Leg sweep and slingshot, but ZSJ guards. But Naito was faking him out! Naito dropkicks the bad leg! Fans cheer, and Naito takes his time going back after ZSJ. Naito stands ZSJ up to throw a back elbow, kick the leg, and repeat! Naito then CLUBS ZSJ down and eggs him on. ZSJ gets up, Naito snapmares him, then Naito goes for the bad leg. Naito drops an elbow on the knee! ZSJ fights back with a chinlock but Naito pulls on the toehold. Fans rally up as the two fight with holds, and ZSJ pulls at Naito’s nose. Red Shoes reprimands, Naito pulls on the bad leg! ZSJ scrambles to get the ropebreak!

Naito lets ZSJ go and ZSJ gets to a corner. Naito kicks at ZSJ, and kicks, and eggs him on. ZSJ gets up but Naito hammerlocks an arm. ZSJ resists Gloria to snapmare and NECK TWIST! Again, Naito clutches his shoulder area as fans rally up. ZSJ puts on a full nelson, uses that to lift Naito, but Naito fights free to arm-drag! ZSJ drops in to get a leg, then an arm, but Naito avoids the Pele to dropkick the leg out! Naito hurries after ZSJ and gets the foot for a SHORT LEG SCISSOR! ZSJ endures and fans rally up as Naito thrashes the knee! ZSJ pries at the scissors but Naito pulls on the leg. ZSJ drags himself and Naito over and gets the ropebreak! Fans cheer as Naito lets go.

Naito gets back up and paces to make sure his own legs are still good. Naito gets ZSJ up, throws more back elbows, then kicks the bad leg out! Naito dares ZSJ to get up but ZSJ dares Naito to come after him. Naito stands ZSJ up for even more back elbows, and then he kicks the leg again! Naito tries again but ZSJ dodges! ZSJ forearms, Naito forearms, ZSJ PELES the arm! ZSJ whips, catches Naito’s leaping forearm and has a GUILLOTINE! Naito stays up even as ZSJ body scissors, and Naito puts ZSJ in a corner. Naito fires body shots, whips corner to corner but ZSJ reverses. ZSJ runs in, Naito dodges, but ZSJ goes up and tornado DDT’s into a GUILLOTINE!

Naito is caught in the center of the ring as fans rally up! Naito moves around but ZSJ shifts from Guillotine to Triangle Hold! ZSJ squeezes as tight as he can and Naito is fading! Red Shoes checks but Naito gets a ropebreak with a foot! ZSJ lets go and fans rally up, “NA-I-TO! NA-I-TO!” Naito stirs but ZSJ gets him up. ZSJ throws a hard EuroUpper but Naito stays up. ZSJ shoves him so Naito CHOPS! ZSJ EuroUppers, Naito CHOPS! ZSJ comes back to EuroUpper again and Naito CHOPS again! Fans cheer as the two stay up, ZSJ EuroUppers but Naito kicks the bad leg. Naito eggs ZSJ on and ZSJ comes back to EuroUpper again. Naito just kicks the bad leg again!

Naito keeps egging ZSJ on, ZSJ scoots over and stands back up. ZSJ EuroUppers, Naito kicks! Naito stomps the bad leg, stops to line up a shot, but ZSJ blocks it! ZSJ EuroUppers, whips, but Naito reverses to TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Naito gets up, drags ZSJ up, and hoists him to the top rope. Naito climbs up to SUPER STEINER! Fans fire up again as Naito aims from the corner. ZSJ rises, Naito runs in, but ZSJ BOOTS him! Naito tries again but ZSJ BOOTS! ZSJ whips, Naito reverses to kick and ENZIGURI! Naito gets ZSJ up, hammerlock and lift but ZSJ slips out to SLEEPER! Naito snapmares free but ZSJ throws EuroUppers!

ZSJ swings but Naito catches him and spins him. ZSJ spins through the neckbreaker to backslide! Naito slips off but ZSJ NECK TWISTS again! Fans rally up as both men are down again and ZSJ gets to ropes. Naito rolls towards a corner, ZSJ runs in! ZSJ hits a EuroUpper, shoves Naito out, then gets a SLEEPER! Naito rolls but ZSJ holds on tight! ZSJ traps an arm, then another, then has a DRAGON SLEEPER! ZSJ might be inventing a new hold before our very eyes! Naito endures and reaches with his legs but he’s caught! Naito manages to move his arms but ZSJ drags him back! ZSJ lets Naito out of the arm trap to pull on the dragon sleeper harder!

ZSJ then scoops Naito, but Naito slips out and dropkicks the bad leg from behind! Both men are down again but fans rally up. ZSJ and Naito go to opposite corners again, and Naito stands first. Naito runs in and dropkicks the bad leg out! Naito gets ZSJ up at the corner as he climbs, ESPERANZA! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and fans fire up as Naito goes back to the corner. Naito eggs ZSJ on, ZSJ stands, and Naito runs in, tilt-o-whirl, CORRIENDOSHIKI! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Naito gets ZSJ up again. Naito scoops, ZSJ slips out and SNAP DRAGON SUPLEXES! But Naito is right up to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX ZSJ!

ZSJ staggers up, runs but Naito spins and fires off elbows and kicks! ENZIGURI! ZSJ rebounds to PENALTY KICK! Both men are down again and fans are thunderous now! ZSJ drags himself over to Naito as fans rally up. ZSJ stands Naito up, but Naito scoops to VALENTIA!! Naito fires up, fans join in, and Naito gets ZSJ up to wrench and tilt-o-whirl, DESTINO!!! Cover, Naito wins!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall

And LIJ walks away with the singles series, 2-1-1! Sanada comes out to join Naito, but Taichi appears to join ZSJ. It’s quite the switch from just last night. Naito applauds ZSJ’s efforts as ZSJ and Taichi take their leave. Naito and Sanada watch the Tekkers exit completely before Naito says, “Buenos tardes, OSAKAAAAA~!” Taichi last night, ZSJ tonight, both of them Sunday, they’re really busy. But first, he thanks everyone for being here the last couple of days, even with everything that’s been happening. “Gracias, amigos!” He knows that they know just a couple weeks ago in Sapporo, Naito & Sanada won and became the 90th IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions.

Now, he and Sanada will have to defend the titles against Taichi and ZSJ in a rematch. “They both seem to have it in for me,” but Naito still likes wrestling them. So Taichi, Zack, if you can hear him right now backstage, Naito wants all four of them to really enjoy themselves in the Tokyo Dome, cabron! Who will have these belts when NJPW comes back through Osaka later this year? Everyone, please look forward to that time! But of course, until then, TRANQUILO~! Assen na yo! Fans cheer and Naito hopes to see everyone again in Osaka for G1 Climax 31’s opener on September 18th and 19th! But NJPW Summer Struggle Osaka has to of course end with the role call!

“Bushi! Sanada! Hiromu! Takagi! Y Naito! Nosotros! Los Ingoberrrrrnableeees~! DE! JA! PON!” LIJ is going strong into the Dome, but will they be able to stay golden into the Climax?


My Thoughts:

Another good event for NJPW, but yes, I did skip a lot of stuff. I will say, Bullet Club gave us a unique combo in an opening Six Man. JADO of all people gets a pin on Ryusuke Taguchi to slow down the Mega Coaches ahead of a Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship match. But other parts felt like rehashes, such as Tokyo Pimp taking another loss so Ishii and his teammates can be strong without hurting Evil or Kenta. The United Empire gets another win as Jeff Cobb gets another pin, just not on Okada, and Takagi & Bushi win another one against Honma & Wato. The math is all about the same there as I felt it was yesterday, really.

But the real math was in the LIJ VS Tekkers singles swaps. Both matches were a touch dragged out but they both still fired up at the end. Sanada and Naito both getting wins here was a big surprise. Naito was of course going to win to stay even in his own rights, but Sanada was perhaps the bigger surprise. NJPW doesn’t usually give us a case where the winners in the go-home then lose the title match, but it isn’t so easy to call it anyway. Naito & Sanada could lose and then go back to chasing singles titles, or the same could be for the Tekkers where they lose and go after singles titles. Either way, this match will be great, as will the entire Wrestle Grand Slam Tokyo show.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

Prepare for Backlash!

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; The Profits win and will challenge A-Town Down Under for the titles.
  • Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez; Santos wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and the fans rally as Ford endures a facelock. Ford fights up, pries at the hold, but Rezar shoves him to ELBOW him down! Rezar talks trash, Waller taunts the Steelers players sitting in the front row that they don’t really know what championships are, and then Rezar sucker punches Dawkins down! Rezar stands Ford up, Canadian Racks and bends him! Ford endures, the fans rally, but Rezar thrashes Ford around! Ford kicks and flails, he gets free, hot tag to Dunne! Bate sneaks a tag, Dunne GAMANGIRIS Akam and then NCR fire off on Rezar! The fans fire up, Humberto runs in, but Dunne dodges to SNAP GERMAN!

Bate & Dunne STOMP Humberto’s hands! Then BASEMENT DROPKICK! Garza runs up, but into the REBOUNDER GERMAN COMBO!! The fans fire up with NCR, but Rezar runs up! He grabs Dunne, but Bate says Bop up, BANG! Bate fireman’s carries Rezar?! But Rezar ELBOWS right free! Dunne GAMANGIRIS, Ford SUPERKICKS, and Dawkins ENZIGIRIS! Rezar wobbles, and everyone helps Bate gets Rezar up! BIG STRONG AIRPLANE SPINE! But then Legado CLOBBER Bate and Rezar! They BOOT Dunne, whip the Profits but the Profits reverse to TOSS Legado out! Ellering coaches Rezar while the Profits regroup.

Bate gets up, Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins brings Bate to the very top, but Dunne CLUBS Dawkins! NCR mug Dawkins but Ford joins in! They brawl, but AOP add on! Humberto finds Rezar to tag in, before the DOUBLE TOWER OF DOOM!! Bate’s the only one left up top, so Legado mug him! They double trophy lift Bate, to DOUBLE ROCKET LAUNCH him onto everyone!! Humberto then finds Bate, sunset flips and rewinds, Garza jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as all eight men are down around ringside, and Waller says this is gonna be easy pickings for A-Town Down Under now.

Dunne grabs Garza, Bate has Humberto, STEREO ANKLE LOCKS!! Grapevine for Garza! But Humberto BOOTS Bate onto Dunne! Legado is free, Ellering has AOP regroup, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Rezar CLUBS Dawkins down. Rezar soaks up heat, taunts the other teams, then CLUBS Dawkins again. Rezar brings Dawkins up again, but Dawkins fires off body shots! Rezar KNEES low, reels Dawkins in, talks more trash, and lifts Dawkins up, to POWERBOMB! But then Dunne runs up to ROCK Rezar! Akam gets in to scoop Dunne and SLAM him on Dawkins! Cover, TWO! Rezar looks to Ellering and he coaches AOP. Rezar HAMMERS Dawkins, Akam tags, and AOP get NCR up! The fans boo but NCR RANA free to send AOP into each other! Ford jumps in, as does Garza.

All the teams realize, they gotta do something about AOP. So they all mug AOP! The fans fire up as AOP tumble out, but now who strikes first? Dunne runs up but Garza SUPERKICKS him first! Bate waistlocks Garza and Ford winds up, but Garza ducks so the BACKHAND hits Bate! Garza SUPERKICKS Ford, but Dawkins DECKS Garza! Humberto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO!! Theory says if A-Town Down Under were in this match, he’d knock everyone out and Waller could just sneak in to cover. Humberto and Dawkins rise and go to corners. Humberto runs up, but Dawkins POUNCES him away!

Dawkins gets Humberto up, Ford returns and tags in! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Humberto and Ford climbs! The stars are out for the BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! Another save from the Bruiserweight and Ford is frustrated. Dunne drags Dawkins up to CHOP, but Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins whips Dunne out of the ring, but Dunne grabs the arm! And he pulls off the glove so he can SNAP fingers! The fans fire up, but Ford ENZIGIRIS Dunne down! Ford brings Humberto up, Humberto JAWBREAKERS! Bate tags in off Ford, BOOTS Garza, then runs up, but into a POP-UP! But Bate RANAS Humberto!!

Bate then DUMPS Garza out, goes to the apron, and Dunne lines up targets. Bate and Dunne climb, Ford runs in, NCR DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULT while Ford FLIES over the corner post!! Down goes Legado and AOP!! The fans are losing their minds as Bate hurries to get Humberto up. Bate puts Humberto in, reels him in, underhooks, but Humberto fights it! Humberto back drops but Bate lands on his feet! Humberto cradles, TWO! Humberto LARIATS Bate, tag to Garza! Legado gets Bate up, feed to the POP-UP KICK!! #FTY! Humberto then DIVES to take out Dunne! Garza goes up the ropes to LIONSAULT!!

But Ford flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down again! Bate flounders, Dawkins tags in! Dawkins whips Legado, Ford joins in, THE REVELATION!! Cover, PROFITS WIN!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships)

Waller & Theory are relieved it isn’t AOP, but they still look a bit annoyed that it is Ford & Dawkins. The Profits are Triple Crown Tag Team Champions from Raw to SmackDown to NXT, but will they soon add the WWE Tag Team Championships to make it a grand slam?

 

Backstage interview with Bayley.

Byron Saxton is with The Role Model, and brings up the emotional moment from Monday Night Raw where Rhea Ripley had to relinquish her title. But let us focus on Bayley’s title, as she defends it for the first time against Naomi. Where is her head at ahead of the main event? Bayley says after seeing Rhea vacate the Women’s World Championship on Raw, Bayley appreciates her reign more. She is focused, and she has realized she’s THE Women’s Champion in WWE right now, something she does not take for granted. Because we all know that with the WWE Draft, things are bound to change.

And as excited as Bayley is to face her friend, Naomi, one thing that won’t change is her as THE WWE Women’s Champion. Bayley is just as confident at Naomi, so something’s gotta give! Will The Role Model #FeelTheGlow? Or will she still be shining with gold after tonight?

 

Paul Heyman talks with Solo Sikoa.

The Wise Man apologizes that they haven’t found Kevin Owens, but he has to be here somewhere. Just look at the time. They will find him, somewhere. Solo stops listening and heads to gorilla. Heyman follows after, but Solo gives him a look. Heyman says he isn’t trying to upset Solo. Please believe him. The last person on this planet Heyman wants to piss off is Solo. But respectfully, Solo is making decisions that are not his to make, yet. One day, these will all be Solo’s decisions. But not now, not here! These are decisions that can only be made by one man. Solo asks Heyman if he’s done talking. Heyman asks if MFT is coming with Solo.

Solo just gives a thumbs up, with that taped thumb. The music hits and Solo makes his entrance, Heyman still following all the way into the ring. What does the Enforcer have planned? We’ll find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Heyman has the mic to give his usual introduction. And he doesn’t know if there is a list of the most brilliant backstage maneuvering politicians int he history of the WWE, but if there were, Heyman would have to think that he personally is in the top… Well, permit Heyman, with Solo’s permission, to explain what’s going on right now within The Bloodline, “the premier act in the history of WWE.” The fans chant, “We Want Roman!” but Solo shrugs that off. Heyman assures us that as The Wise Man for… Heyman gets emotional, so Solo just snatches the mic! The fans boo but Solo paces.

Solo tries to talk but the fans boo. Solo says last week, he had to lose a brother! He had to! It was in order for him to find a new one! His MFT, Tama Tonga! And with that, a bloodied Kevin Owens is tossed out, by the Good Bad Guy! Tama shoves Kevin down the ramp, stalks behind him, and referees rush out to stop him from doing anything further! Kevin can’t even sit up, but Tama steps over him to go to the ring. The fans boo as Tama joins Solo in the ring while the refs help Kevin to his feet and to the back. Tama raises his finger to the sky, because he acknowledges Solo! Heyman has no choice but to go along, but wait! Kevin is heading back down the ramp!?

The fans fire up as Kevin shows his grit and defiance! He drags Tama out to fire off hands!! The fans cheer but then Solo whips Kevin into steel steps! Solo drags Kevin back up, puts him in the ring, but now security rushes in! Tama storms in after Kevin but Kevin TACKLES Tama! The security gets Kevin away from Tama, but Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Kevin down!! The fans boo but then Tama SPLASHES Kevin! Tama rains down fists on that bloody wound, then he DECKS guard after guard! Producers try but Tama is a madman! Tama shoves everyone away so he can slip out of the ring, to grab a chair!!

The fans boo as Tama storms back in, but now Aldis steps up! Aldis warns The Bloodline here, and Solo has Tama stand down. Solo takes the chair from Tama to show they’re done here. The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but the damage is done. Solo & Tama are a dangerous duo, will nothing and no one stop them from taking over SmackDown?

 

Heyman goes to the parking lot.

He’s in shock, but Aldis finds him and pulls him along. Was Heyman aware of this? Aldis shows Heyman the aftermath of one car T-boning another! And in case Heyman can’t guess, the struck car was Kevin’s. The attacking car was Tama’s! Heyman says this wasn’t authorized! No, Heyman, Aldis is speaking now. He gets this is a conflict within The Bloodline, but on his show, things are settle din the ring. Next week is the Draft, a lot of eyeballs on it, and a lot top brass are gonna be here. So Aldis will not tolerate this behavior. So make sure The Bloodline understands. Because, Heyman, if you don’t, the repercussions will be equally savage.

Aldis brings Heyman in close to tell him losing isn’t the only thing that has consequences. Will the Wise Man be able to rein in such an unruly force as Solo and Tama?

 

Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez!

The LWO still doesn’t believe Legado’s claims that they had nothing to do with Dragon Lee going down before WrestleMania, so they’re going to get to the bottom of this one themselves! Will Caribbean Cool make the Emperor of Lucha confess his crimes? Or will Santos prove he was right all along?

The bell rings and the two talk trash. Then they start throwing hands! Carlito backs Santos down but Santos gets around to whisper something in Carlito’s ear. Carlito ELBOWS Santos away, runs up and hits a THESZ PRESS! Carlito then bumps Santos off buckles, fires hands, then has him in another corner. Carlito whips corner to corner, runs up, but Santos BOOTS him! Santos runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Vega coaches Carlito to stay on Santos and he brings Santos up. Carlito ROCKS Santos, whips, but Santos KICKS him! Santos runs, but into a DROPKICK! Carlito kips up and the fans fire up!

Santos is on the outside, the ref won’t let Carlito go after him, but then Carlito WRECKS Santos with a dropkick! Carlito loads up to PLANCHA! Direct hit on Santos and Carlito hoists Vega up to celebrate! The fans cheer the LWO on as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Santos whips Carlito hard into buckles. Carlito falls over, Santos soaks up the heat, then Santos HEADBUTTS Carlito to a corner. Santos then CHOPS, gets space and runs in, to DOUBLE KNEE! Carlito slumps in the corner but Santos puts him up top! Santos GAMANGIRIS then climbs up! SUPER STEINER! Carlito flounders, Santos pushes him to a cover, TWO! Vega is relieved but Santos huffs and puffs. Santos rains down fists on Carlito, then clamps on a top wristlock. Carlito endures and Vega coaches him while the fans rally. Carlito rises, throws body shots, then LARIATS!

The fans rally as Carlito starts to rally with more clotheslines, and an ELBOW! Carlito kicks, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Santos wobbles, Carlito LARIATS again! Cover, TWO! Santos is tougher than that but Carlito says he’s going up! Carlito climbs, but then Lopez gets on the apron! Vega storms right over to YANK her down! The fans fire up as Vega goes up, and RANAS, only for Lopez to block! Lopez SWINGS Vega into barriers! Carlito ROCKS Santos, steps in, but the ref is reprimanding Lopez so he misses Santos KICK ropes to jam Carlito low! Santos reels Carlito in to POST him, then brings him back for the fireman’s carry! PHANTOM DRIVER!! Cover, Santos wins!

Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall

La Madrina helps The Emperor steal this victory, them taking down the Caribbean Cool and La Muneca! Whether or not Legado beat down Dragon Lee, will nothing stop them from conquering SmackDown?

 

VIP Skybox interview with Damage CTRL!

Kayla is with Iyo Sky, Dakota Kai, Kairi Sane & Asuka as they sit way up in the back. What made the former WWE Women’s Champion and crew want a special view of this main event? Dakota takes offense for Iyo with the use of “former” there. Is Kayla trying to disrespect them? Iyo will take that title back when they’re good and ready. But for now, they’re here to watch two people they can’t stand tear each other apart! Does Dakota need to remind everyone here that DMG CTRL is still the most dominant force in the WWE!? The fans boo but Dakota says the Kabuki Warriors are STILL the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, and that will not change-

WAID! Jade Cargill is here! She makes her entrance from the other skybox, with Bianca Belair alongside her! The strongEST duo argues with DMG CTRL, their own title intentions clear. But for now, it’s time for the main event! Who shines with gold here in the Steel City? We find out, after the break!

 

Cody Rhodes speaks.

The American Nightmare is in the UK as part of Raw’s tour, but he still took time to say, “What is the task? Run up the score, leave no doubt, right? Formerly, the task was ‘win the big belt, in the big place.’ We’ve done that. Now, it’s a whole new frontier for us, undiscovered country.” There’s an old expression: the title can make the man, or the man makes the title. Which will it be for Cody? He’s in London tonight, the O2, 16 THOUSAND, then it’s on to Belfast, Ireland. Cody is keeping his promise to bring this title all around the world. Back home, AJ Styles has emerged the #1 contender to this championship.

So then, it will be two Georgia boys duking it out in Lyon, France. The first time ever, at that. Styles has an unprecedented reputation in pro-wrestling. The modern day Excellence of Execution, if you will. Styles rarely misses. But the same goes for Cody. So Backlash in France, Cody looks forward to it. The contract signing is next week, even as the WWE Draft is going on! Will things be explosive when American Nightmare and Phenomenal One meet face to face?

 

WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi!

SmackDown returns and Bayley makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and either we shine or we glow!

 


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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