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Mitchell’s WWE NXT UK Results & Report! (9/16/21)

Will the tag division still be Pretty Deadly?

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3 years ago

September 16, 2021

Steven Mitchell

The NXT UK Tag Team Championships AND the Heritage Cup Tournament, all on one episode!

While Noam Dar takes on old frenemy, Kenny Williams, Pretty Deadly defend their NXT UK Tag Team Championships against the Coffey Brothers! Will the Scottish Supernova stand tall? Will Gallus boys be back on top?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

NXT UK Heritage Cup Tournament Semifinal: Noam Dar VS Kenny Williams; Dar wins and advances to the finals.
Stevie Turner VS Emilia McKenzie; McKenzie wins.
NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Pretty Deadly VS The Coffey Brothers; Pretty Deadly wins and retain the titles.

PLAY BY PLAY

NXT UK Heritage Cup Tournament Semifinal: Noam Dar VS Kenny Williams!

The Scottish Supernova and the Scum of the Earth used to be good pals. The irony is, it was Dar’s “chancer” ways that got on Kenny’s nerves, until Kenny saw how well that worked out for him in his own career! But who takes a chance and waits for the other to make a mistake first?

Dar is upset that Sha Samuels isn’t his corner man but the bell rings and round one begins. The two circle, approach and Dar kicks a leg. Kenny shrugs that off, goes for a leg but Dar gets away. They keep circling, testing the waters. They feel out the grapple but both let off. They finally tie up, Kenny waistlocks and slams but Dar gets up and away. They reset, tie up again, and Dar waistlocks to drag Kenny down to a facelock. Kenny fights up, Dar spins him to snapmare and chinlock. Kenny endures, fights up and powers Dar to ropes. Dar wants the ref to call the ropebreak, the ref counts, but Kenny takes a swing! Dar ducks it then shoves Kenny away.

Dar eggs Kenny on, Kenny rushes in but Dar dodges. Kenny keeps his cool, knowing Dar is just trolling for a response. The two go again, feeling things out. They tie up, and Kenny gets a headlock to a takeover. Kenny cranks the headlock but Dar pushes back with a forearm. Dar moves around, fights up to his feet and powers out of the headlock. Kenny holds onto hair as we’re under a minute! The ref reprimands, BT Sports Studio boos, but now Dar pulls hair to get even. Dar powers out but Kenny again pulls hair! Dar wrenches out, wrenches again and wristlocks, but Kenny stomps Dar’s foot! Kenny backs off to a corner and grins as Dar is tasting his own medicine.

We’re under 30 seconds as the two go again. Dar shifts and trips Kenny for a cover but Kenny gets a shoulder up right away. Dar just changes to a clinch on the ground, grinding his wrist into Kenny’s face. Kenny fights up but Dar stays clamped onto the arm. Dar pulls the arm back and elbows Kenny in the ribs! Last 10 seconds, Dar wrenches through again and again to have the wristlock. The round ends but Dar AND Kenny each get a cheap shot in!

Dar: 0; Williams: 0

Both men complain about the other but the ref warns them both. Each man goes to their corner for the refresher, then round two begins. Dar and Kenny circle, Kenny calls for a test of strength. Dar already senses the trick but he ties up anyway. Dar catches Kenny’s kick, spins Kenny to a waistlock, but Kenny elbows out hard! Kenny elbows Dar down, covers, ONE! Kenny scrapes his soles on Dar’s face! Then drops down on Dar’s back! Kenny clamps on for crossface forearms, then he drops down on Dar again! Cover, TWO! Kenny mockingly applauds Dar’s toughness and he brings Dar up. Kenny CLUBS Dar on the back, then puts him in the ropes.

Kenny ties the bad arm around the top rope, the ref counts and Kenny lets off. Kenny hops up to lounge while kicking away on Dar! The ref counts again, Kenny hops away, but comes back to dropkick Dar in the back! Cover, TWO, but Kenny stomps Dar at the ropes. Kenny drags Dar to center and stands on his head while pulling on the arm. BT Sports Studio rallies for Dar as he fights up, and Dar holds onto Kenny’s boot and sweeps the other leg! Kenny falls but staggers up, Dar comes back but Kenny hurdles over. Dar rebounds and rams back to back with Kenny! Kenny falls, clutching the bad leg! The ref has Dar stay back and Dar isn’t sure what to think.

We’re under a minute as the ref checks Kenny. Kenny smirks behind the ref’s back as Dar protests, and Kenny gets up to egg Dar on. Dar runs in, Kenny sidesteps to roll Dar up! Kenny pulls on the tights and gets the pinfall!

Dar: 0; Williams: 1

Dar is furious and wants after Kenny but Kenny does a jig on his way to the corner. They refresh again and Dar sees how it is as round three begins. Kenny bails out but Dar pursues. It’s a bit of cat ‘n’ mouse but Kenny stomps away on Dar as he reenters! Kenny smiles as he brings Dar up, but Dar wrenches! Dar kicks at a leg but Kenny avoids it. Kenny also ducks the haymaker to waistlock. Dar reaches under and grabs the leg but Kenny CLAWS Dar’s back! Kenny “apologizes” as he drags Dar up. Kenny CLUBS and uppercuts the arm! Dar blocks the third go, avoids the stomps to his toes and KICKS Kenny down! Cover, TWO!

Dar is annoyed with Kenny but stalks him to a corner. Kenny is in the ropes but Dar KICKS Kenny’s leg! The ref reprimands and Dar brings Kenny around to wrenches and back suplex! Cover, TWO! Dar takes a breath to keep cool, and he drags Kenny around. Dar grabs the leg to stomp it! Then he gets an arm to stomp that, too. Dar watches Kenny flounder then he gets the other arm to stop that, too! “I’m the best at this!” Dar stalks Kenny back to ropes and fires off fast hands. Dar snapmares Kenny to uppercut him in the back! Cover, ONE!! We’re under a minute here as Dar shakes his head. But Kenny comes back with low headbutts to the gut!

Dar DECKS Kenny with an uppercut, covers, TWO! Dar keeps after Kenny with a facelock, but Kenny turns suplex into small package! TWO, Kenny BOOTS but Dar comes back with a kick! Kenny blocks that but Dar elbows him in the head! Kenny yoyos in the rope, but into Dar’s single leg takedown! CHAMPAGNE SUPER KNEEBAR!! But it’s the last 10 seconds! Kenny endures, reaches, and is saved by the bell!

Dar: 0; Williams: 1

If Dar had a few more seconds, he might’ve had the tie! Both men get back to their corners and refresh, and Kenny is rather deliberate about keeping his water bottle on the steps. Round four begins and Dar runs corner to corner! Kenny evades and Dar hits buckles. Kenny swings but Dar blocks to knee low. Dar feints but Kenny’s ready and blocks the back elbow! Kenny wrenches to PELE the arm! Dar flounders as he clutches the elbow, but he BOOTS Kenny from the corner! Dar uses ropes in the high stack! The ref sees that and stops the count. Dar says that shouldn’t matter, but then Kenny CHOP BLOCKS Dar’s leg!

Dar writhes and Kenny hurries to undo a buckle pad! The ref reprimands but Kenny just loosens them, much like he did in his fight with Amir Jordan. But wait! Dar is stealing a play from Kenny’s book by snatching the metal water bottle! Dar hides it, Kenny hobbles over to go get it himself and sees it’s gone. The ref is busy with the buckles as Kenny storms after Dar, but then Dar tosses the bottle to Kenny! Dar shouts to the ref in an ol’ Eddie Guerrero play! The ref is furious and he snatches the bottle away. Kenny tries to explain but Dar snatches his leg! CHAMPAGNE SUPER KNEEBAR!! Kenny is stuck with 90 seconds left, and he taps!

Dar: 1; Williams: 1

Dar makes sure Kenny suffers a little longer before letting go. We’re now tied deep in this one, and both men reset in their corners. Round five begins and the two go right at each other. Kenny avoids a kick and now forearm start flying! Kenny changes it up to uppercuts then slapping palm strikes! Dar comes back to go for the leg but Kenny steps through to get the arm! Chicken wing and crossface but Dar arm-drags free! BACK ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Dar may be tricky but he isn’t Le Champion with that Judas Effect. Kenny sputters and sits up in a daze but BT Sports Studio fires up. Dar grabs at the bad leg but Kenny kicks him away with the good one!

Dar shakes out his bad arm and goes after Kenny again, but Kenny YANKS him into the buckles! Kenny gets Dar up, manages to run and yoyo, LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Dar survives the Time Warp but Kenny still grins. Kenny mocks Dar’s pinkies out pose and turns them into crossed fingers. Kenny still aims from the corner and dares Dare to stand. Dar gets up but then he flops out of the ring. We’re at a minute again but Kenny fetches Dar into the corner. Kenny gets his bad leg moving but wait, is that Sha under the ring?! Sha anchors Kenny just outside of the ref’s view! Dar PENALTY KICKS Kenny in the ropes! And then pinkies out, NOVA ROLLA!! Cover, Dar wins!!

Winner: Noam Dar, by pinfall (advances to the tournament finals)

The East End Butcher gets away in the shadows but Dar gets to shine in the light! Will Dar have even more tricks in his bag for whoever meets him in the tournament finals?

The Coffey Brothers warm up backstage.

Joe’s hands are still fast, but Jordan Devlin walks by to wish them luck tonight. Especially to “Lil’ Mark,” given Joe’s bad luck with title matches. Mark keeps Joe from going after Devlin, and they stay focused on the tag title match. Will Gallus boys be back on top when the Brothers Coffey go after Pretty Deadly?

Sid Scala is in the ring.

“NXT UK Universe, we have seen a monumental shift in the course of our brand’s history. At TakeOver 36, the record breaking championship reign of Walter came to an end. And at this time, it is my pleasure to introduce the NEW NXT United Kingdom Champion, Ilja Dragunov!” Dragunov speaks via satellite video, as he is still in the US. Dragunov thanks Sid for that introduction, and “All I can say is that, since a very long time, I can say that I’m happy.” Dragunov is also honored. Look into his eyes and at his face. “You see on which path that I have been. A path full of struggle, and just enormous pain.”

But Dragunov made the impossible possible! He stuck to his words with the mentality that is truly #UNBESIEGBAR, absolutely invincible! He ended Walter’s reign and is standing here as the NEW NXT UK Champion. He looks forward to returning to the UK, the BT Sports Studio, and with a most interesting question on his mind: “Who will be the person trying to take that away from me?” But then Nathan Frazer walks out to the ring! The British Prodigy picks up a mic and says, “Welp, I’m not supposed to be here.” But while he doesn’t normally do this, because he thought it was in bad taste, “in the spirit of taking initiative and taking every opportunity I can get…”

Frazer knows Dragunov is dying to find out who his first challenger will be from NXT UK. Therefore, he asks Sid, “Why not me?” But wait! Here comes Rampage Brown! And he tells Frazer to take it easy. “You’re kidding, right?” We all saw what Rampage did to Joe Coffey, and we all know how violent Ilja can be. So if anybody’s getting a shot, it’s gonna be Rampage! And yet further still, here comes A-Kid! “Sid. First of all, I apologize for interrupting this. But I think if there’s anyone on this roster that deserves a chance against Ilja for the NXT UK title, then that has to be me.” When they collided in NXT UK, Ilja pushed AK to his limits, just to make him realize that his limit doesn’t exist.

AK appreciates Frazer taking every chance, and he appreciates Rampage being violent. So if he has to take on either of them first before getting at Ilja, then he’s more than happy to. Sid admires all their passion and believes they can come to a resolution. Surely Johnny Saint will agree, but Sid will put this out there: a Triple Threat match! The winner will be the new #1 contender! Dragunov sees what’s developed, and he says that’s a great idea. Frazer VS Rampage VS A-Kid is in the works, and that’s good enough for these three. But then as Rampage makes his exit, he shoulders Frazer out of the way, and that doesn’t sit well with Frazer!

Frazer pulls Rampage back into the ring, AK gets between them to keep the peace, but Rampage shoves him down! And then fires forearms on Frazer! AK gets up to throw forearms of his own but Rampage BOOTS him down! Then Rampage CLOBBERS Frazer! Rampage Brown is ready to brutalize anyone to have a brutal 1v1 with the Moscow Madman, but will bulldozing headlong only get him caught by one of his lightning quick opponents?

NXT UK Media catches up with Jinny & Joseph Conners.

But she has no time for their questions as she heads to her dressing room. But when the Spoiled Princess and her Righteous Knight walk in through the door, they find Isla Dawn eyeing Jinny’s watch collection! What is she doing? Jinny tells Isla to get out, but she’s already drawn a pentagram on the mirror… Isla leaves with a smile and twirl, and Jinny is ready to throw a fit. But with the Wicked Witch having left her mark, is it only a matter of time before she owns a part of Jinny?

NXT UK hears from Moustache Mountain.

Trent Seven gives Tyler Bate a slap on the shoulder and says, “Hello.” NXT UK Media wonders what’s going on with these two. What isn’t going on? NXT UK is on fire right now! New UK Champion, and Bate is keeping a very keen eye on the #1 contenders for both that title and his Heritage Cup. Spinning the Heritage Cup plate and the top title plate at the same time. Seven says, “More importantly, tonight is Pretty Deadly VS Gallus for the NXT UK Tag Team Championships, which I, we, need around our waists.” So talking about spinning plates, Seven wants to know where the Moustache Mountain plates are for the sides of the belts. Let’s go check it out.

Stevie Turner VS Emilia McKenzie!

The Four Dimensional Wrestler is very confident she can come back around and take on the Final Boss again. However, Meiko Satomura’s top student has become the gatekeeper against those who are simply fooling themselves. #SuplexMillie dealt with Amale, but can she defy time and space to keep Stevie in Satomura’s past?

The bell rings and Stevie grins while Millie is 100% game face. They tie up, Millie powers Stevie to a corner but lets off clean. Stevie wants more space and Millie steps back. They tie up again, and again Millie powers Stevie back. But Stevie pulls hair to put Millie in a corner! The ref reprimands and counts, Stevie lets off but Millie shoves her back. They tie up again, Millie wrenches an arm and YANKS on it, then CLUBS it. Then Millie YANKS and YANKS the arm before putting on a wristlock. Stevie breaks free, headlocks, but Millie stays up to pry at the hold. Stevie holds on tight, but Millie shifts and powers up. Stevie holds on even tighter to grind Millie down.

Millie throws body shots, powers out but Stevie runs her over! Stevie headlocks again, Millie rolls and gets free to then elbow Stevie down! And then SHOTGUN dropkick! Millie storms after Stevie to get her up, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Millie stalks Stevie, brings her around and CLUBS her on the back. Millie waistlocks, Stevie elbows free then KNEES Millie down! Cover, TWO! Stevie is annoyed already as she stalks after Millie. Millie hits her low but Stevie CLUBS Millie down. Stevie drags Millie up, whips her to a corner and runs in to back elbow! Stevie throws more back elbows as the ref reprimands and counts, but then Stevie shifts to stomping a mudhole!

The ref has Stevie back off and Millie rolls to open space. Stevie puts Millie to the apron and in the ropes to KNEE LIFT! Millie is stuck in the ropes, Stevie says BANG and BOOTS her down! Millie flops down, Stevie covers, TWO! Stevie keeps on Millie, clamps claws into the shoulders and even traps an arm. Stevie then shifts to a top armlock and she has a modified abdominal stretch! Millie endures, BT Sports Studio rallies up, and Millie gets the one arm free. Stevie keeps after the trapped arm, even as Millie elbows her in the shin. Millie powers up, rolls Stevie up, TWO! Millie rallies with lariats!

Millie fixes her ponytail, CLUBS and fires forearms, then whips. Stevie reverses, Millie dodges, Millie SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Stevie survives but Millie keeps her cool. Millie drags Stevie up, CLUBS her again, then throws a forearm. Stevie gets under to hit a SIDE EFFECT! Cover, TWO! Millie gets to ropes, Stevie takes aim and BANG! But Millie sidesteps to GERMAN SUPLEX! And BASEMENT DOUBLE KNEES! Cover, Millie wins!

Winner: Emilia McKenzie, by pinfall

That double knee was like a two-for-one Shining Wizard, and it definitely helps Millie shine tonight! Will the gatekeeper continue to filter out those unworthy of The Final Boss? Will Millie prove herself worthy of such an honor in her own right?

NXT UK hears from Heritage Cup semifinalists.

Wolfgang says, “Round two of the NXT UK Heritage Cup Tournament. And I’m drawn against Teoman.” Teoman says there is one thing he learned on the streets of Berlin: “You have to find the best, the biggest, and strongest to beat to become The Babo.” Wolfgang tells Teoman, “You’ve made quite the name for yourself since joining NXT UK. I’ve been keeping my eye on you.” Get it? Teoman tells Wolfgang to have some respect. Wolfgang knows Teoman does this for his family, but he says he does this for his brothers in Gallus. #GallusBoysOnTop! Teoman hears the talk of brothers, the jokes about the Nezar, but Teoman IS the Babo!

Wolfgang makes a deal: Teoman keeps his “family,” Rohan Raja, backstage and he’ll have the Coffey boys stay back, too. They can just have it be Teoman VS Wolfgang in a fair contest. Teoman says, “You think you can defeat me? I see everything.” Then what does Teoman say? Aye aye! Who makes it through the semifinal round to then head for Mr. Supernova 11?

NXT UK hears from a new recruit.

“An inspiration of mine used to say that the body is just like a ladder, having to move up and down it with every move you do. Hearing that, something clicked in my head. I’ve actually gone out of my way to seek the British competitors of the past and train with them to learn this style that I’ve come to adopt.” He won’t do flips out of the ring or “treat this like an acrobat contest.” He will take his opponent down to the ground and grind them into a paste. He will show us something we’ve never seen before. Charlie Dempsey is on his way to NXT UK.

NXT UK shares an incident that happened during the break!

As Stevie Turner was leaving the ringside area, the suspended Blair Davenport returned and brutally ambushed her! Blair puts Stevie in the ring for the FALCON ARROW! Security and refs rush out and Blair leaves the ring, but she talks to the camera on her way out. “See that, Sid? Bad things are gonna continue to happen, so reinstate me.” What will the NXT UK management decide when they can’t control the gritty goth?

NXT UK Tag Team Championships: Pretty Deadly VS The Coffey Brothers!

Sam Stoker & Lewis Howley were right in saying they defeated Gallus by moving faster, hitting harder and thinking smarter. However, this isn’t the exact same Gallus formation they’re up against! Joseph & Markus finally get to team together as a duo in NXT UK, will they make it a one and done deal?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if the NXT UK Tag Division rejoins Gallus’ kingdom!

The teams sort out and and Howley starts with Mark. They circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Mark eggs Howley on and they tie up again. Mark powers Howley back to ropes but the ref counts. Mark lets off cleanly and Howley hobbles a bit, but then just turns it into a strut. Gottee! Mark and Howley go again and Mark wrenches an arm to grind the forearm. Howley throws body shots, Mark throws forearms but Howley kicks and CLUBS! Mark hits back, headlocks, but Howley powers out, only for Mark to run him over. Mark runs, things speed up as Howley hurdles, but the hip toss is blocked for a hip toss from Markus!

Mark throws hands in the open corner, then wrenches and whips. Howley reverses but runs into a BIG right! Howley bails out and takes a second to steady himself. The ref has the ring count climbing but Howley goes around the way to regroup with Stoker. Howley gets in, tags Stoker, and then goes after Mark’s leg! Stoker shoulder tackles Mark then throws uppercuts. Mark gives those uppercuts back then snapmares and steps on Stoker’s shoulder! Tag to Joe and he drops a big elbow! Joey headlocks, Stoker fights up but Joe thrashes. Joe wrenches, Stoker ROCKS him with a right. Stoker headlocks but Joe powers out. Stoker fakes the hurdle out to roll and kangaroo kick!

Stoker taunts Joseph with Scott Hall fingers, then he throws haymakers. Joe blocks to throw body shots! Stoker goes down, Joe CLUBS him. Stoker jawbreakers back but runs into a clinch and whip. Joe goes sideways to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Joe keeps on an arm and wrenches to whip Stoker into the Coffey corner. Tag to Mark and the brothers wrench and double pop-up for a double CHOP! Stoker’s down, Mark drags him back up and whips him to ropes for a BIG arm-drag! Mark has the cording hold, clamps onto ribs, but Stoker fights up to ROCK him with a forearm! Tag to Howley, but he runs into a BIG arm-drag, too! Mark has the arm again and he grinds the shoulder.

Howley fights up, throws hands, waistlocks, but Mark switches. Howley goes to ropes to buck the roll-up, but Mark CHOP BLOCKS Howley’s leg! Mark gets a toehold, reaches for Joe, but Stoker barks at Joe to distract him. The ref is busy with Joe and Stoker holds ropes open. Howley kicks Mark away and Mark falls through the gap! Mark hits apron then floor and Stoker tags in. Stoker gets Mark up and in, stomps him around, then has Mark in a corner with body shots. Mark pushes back, Stoker facelocks and throws more body shots, then even knees. BT Sports Studio rallies while Mark is down, but Stoker facelocks again.

Mark denies the tag to Howley with a shove, then leaps over Stoker’s leg pick! Hot tag to Joe! The Iron King rallies on Stoker with shoulders, busts through Stoker’s clothesline and hits a LEAPING shoulder tackle! Stoker flounders up into fast hands and a boot! Joe then clinches on the rebound, OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Cover, TWO! Joe drags Stoker up and whips, but Stoker reverses. Joe goes up and around in the corner, and UPPERCUTS Stoker on the return! Joe reels Stoker in for shoulders, Stoker forearms but Joe wrenches to run him over! Howley hops in to tag?! The ref argues the validity of that, but Howley is holding the tag rope. All a distraction so Stoker can pull hair to throw Joe down!

Stoker waits until Howley is back on the outside and now tags him in, but Joe is up to throw hands on them both! Stoker fireman’s carries and feeds to Howley’s GUTBUSTER! Stoker sucker punches Mark while Howley covers, TWO! Howley snarls but Joe throws body shots. Howley throws knees in return and has Joe against ropes. The ref counts, Howley whips and dropkicks Joe down! “YES BOY~!” Howley stomps Joe, drags him up but Joe resists the suplex. Howley throws body shots, Joe resists the suplex again, but Stoker tags in. Joe snap suplexes Howley away, but Stoker drops an elbow! Stoker headlocks and rains down fists, then covers, TWO!

Stoker digs his forearm into Joe’s face, pushes him around and brings him up to a facelock. Stoker then wrenches an arm but Joe throws body shots. Stoker kicks and whips Joe hard into the Pretty Deadly corner! Tag to Howley and Stoker gives Joe a kick on the way out. Howley stands Joe up but Joe throws heavy hands! Howley bumps Joe off buckles, whips him corner to corner hard and Joe bounces off more buckles! Cover, TWO! Howley stays between the Coffey brothers as he stomps Joe. Joe gets up to throw counter punches! Howley shoves Joe then knees him in the corner. Another whip corner to corner but Joe bounces off buckles to LARIAT Howley!

Both Joe and Howley are down, crawling for their corners. Howley anchors Joe and still tags Stoker! Stoker runs in, Mark dodges his cheap shot, so Stoker reels Joe in. Joe resists the powerbomb lift to back drop free! Tag back to Howley but hot tag to Mark! Mark rallies on Howley with big clotheslines and shoulders! Stoker gets up and Mark picks him up for a back drop TOSS! Mark uppercuts Howley in a corner, clotheslines him, then pushes him away to go up, FLYING BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Howley survives but Mark grits his teeth. Mark gets Howley up, BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Howley reaches out but Stoker isn’t at the corner.

Mark waistlocks, Howley resists with elbows. Stoker is back, Howley switches but Mark switches back. They go to ropes, Stoker tags in before the O’Conner Roll! Stoker again holds ropes open and again Howley kicks Mark through the gap! But this time Mark lands on his feet, steadies himself, and hurries in after the champs! Howley hurdles and Stoker catches Mark for the DDT! Cover, TWO! Mark survives but Stoker seethes as he gets him up. Mark shoves Stoker, boots but Stoker blocks to clothesline Mark against ropes! Stoker throws Mark down, tags Howley in, and Pretty Deadly coordinates. Howley gives Stoker the boost but Mark dodges the code breaker!

Howley sees the mishap and goes after Mark with hammering fists! Howley whips, Mark reverses and GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down and BT Sports Studio fires up! Joe drags himself up to the corner, Mark heads over, hot tag to Joe! Joe staggers about as Howley gets to his feet. Howley runs in but into a boot! Stoker slides in, Joe goes up and up, Stoker shoves Howley out of the way to take the CROSSBODY! Howley then Oklahoma Rolls Joe! But Mark breaks the cover! Stoker swings on Mark but Mark blocks! Stoker runs away and Mark chases. They go around the way, but Mark “spare tires” Stoker’s foot! Stoker runs into the POST!

Mark talks trash to Stoker, but Howley runs in and CLOBBERS Mark with a European Uppercut! Howley talks trash on Mark but turns around into the GLASGOW SENDOFF! Joe wipes out Howley, both teams are down in the corner of the barriers! A ring count starts and BT Sports Studio says, “This is Awesome!” The teams regroup but Joe gets Howley up and into the ring at 7 of 10! Joe climbs up top, Howley stands, BIG missile dropkick! But Joe has to crawl after Howley to make the cover! TWO!! Howley survives and Nigel McGuinness calls him a hero! Joe aims from a corner, runs in, GLASGOW SENDOFF into the corner!

Tag to Mark and the brothers get Howley up! HIGH LOW COMBO!! Cover, Stoker breaks it at the last second!! Joe whips Stoker but Stoker boots All the Best for the Bells away! Stoker is in the corner, Joe runs in, but Stoker dodges to POST the sendoff! Mark CLOBBERS Stoker, but Howley LARIATS Mark! Howley flounders to the cover, TWO, and Mark has a ghost pin!! TWO!?!? Howley escapes by the seat of his stylish tights, but Mark runs back in to clinch and whip. Stoker helps Howley stop at the ropes to avoid the gamangiri! Howley HELL STABS then tags Stoker! SPILT MILK!! Cover, Pretty Deadly wins!!

Winners: Pretty Deadly, by pinfall (still NXT UK Tag Team Champions)

Not even brothers could end the reign of these dandy highwaymen! Is the division still Pretty Deadly? #YESBOY! But will the Coffey Brothers stay down for long? Or will they try again to reestablish their kingdom?

My Thoughts:

Another great NXT UK with a lot of great developments for the various titles. Dar VS Kenny was definitely what a Heel VS Heel match should be, especially within the rules of British Rounds. They both pushed the boundaries, but it was a great swerve that Sha was there all the time and he played the most pivotal role in the result. Dar winning also makes sense in that he’s been very strong in the British Rounds “Division,” and is definitely the top choice for taking on Bate for the cup. Wolfgang and Teoman had a great promo vignette to hype their match up, and it could really go either way. NXT UK literally just showed us they can do a Heel VS Heel, so Dar VS Teoman will be just as good as Dar VS Wolfgang.

I really liked the Moustache Mountain promo, and I am so excited for the possibility of a golden Moustache Mountain. A Two Big Strong Boy Power Trip, if you will. Tag titles for them both, Bate still holding the Heritage Cup, then either one of them could start pursuing THE NXT UK Championship. I also really liked the Dragunov promo segment turning into setting up a Triple Threat contender’s match. Rampage is of course a favorite given his slow burn build and physically imposing stature, but it’d be pretty big for Frazer or A-Kid to snatch that win away. Either Frazer or A-Kid could really change up how Dragunov wrestles, with them both being very fast and very technical as opposed to the brutal striking style we’ve seen out of Walter, Rampage and Dragunov himself.

Isla Dawn targeting Jinny is a great twist in her character’s story. She’s moving from spooky Heel into spooky Tweener, and I think we could get some great stuff out of her taking on Jinny while Aoife Valkyrie is out with injury. Millie VS Stevie was a really good match and I really like that we’re seeing Millie build up while clearing out those who already lost to Meiko Satomura. Again, I still think Millie needs to get her own shot at the title for a great teacher VS student match. And honestly, we should’ve all seen Blair showing up to defy the “ban.” Sid will probably be “forced to reinstate” her, but aside from Meiko, I don’t see someone Blair can face that makes anyone go, “Oh she’s in for it now!” Maybe if Piper Niven was still in NXT UK, but not anyone in this current crop.

We got a good vignette for Charlie Dempsey (aka Bailey Matthews) and he’s making it clear already he is going to be a technical bruiser in the same vein as a Pete Dunne. Maybe he becomes a force to be reckoned with within the British Rules match type, since he set it right up that he trained with some of the greats in UK history. And of course, we got another great NXT UK Tag Team Championship match, but I am actually rather surprised the Coffey Brothers lost. I thought for a moment that this could’ve been Joe Coffey’s moment alongside his brother. But as I sensed last week, they were already looking past this match to give us Joe Coffey VS Jordan Devlin as a great 1v1 grudge match with Devlin making that comment about Joe screwing up. Why not do all, and even give us a Six Man of Gallus VS Devlin & Pretty Deadly?

My Score: 8.4/10

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Part Three: Acceptance @TheJonGresham #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/NE9FPzCCz2

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 19, 2024

Ratings:

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

.@XiaBrookside and @Ashamae_Sebera face off NEXT WEEK on #TNAiMPACT! pic.twitter.com/Q0S3wSRpeu

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 19, 2024

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

.@TheEricYoung channels "The Sickness" as he prepares for FULL METAL MAYHEM with @FrankieKazarian at #Rebellion! #TNAiMPACT pic.twitter.com/tm1TqxZBLo

— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) April 19, 2024

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated.

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either. Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.

Let us know what you think on social media @ChairshotMedia and always remember to use the hashtag #UseYourHead!

Coverage

Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

Published

20 hours ago

April 18, 2024

Steven Mitchell

Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?

My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.