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Andrew’s G1 Climax 31 Day 11 & 12 Results & Match Ratings

The G1 started to bounce back quality wise, now do we get any shake ups in the who’s been leading blocks?

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The G1 started to bounce back quality wise, now do we get any shake ups in the who’s been leading blocks?

New Japan really loves starting these show strings on Thursday, and that’s just a bad day for me. So as has become tradition, we get a Thursday show, so that means I combine it with Friday!

So let’s not waste too much time! A Block has a potential to tighten up and B Block could be a runaway! Let’s see where this all goes!

Ratings:

  • Hiromu Takahashi vs KENTA: KENTA wins via O’Connor Roll @19:01 – *** ½
  • A Block: Tanga Loa vs Kota Ibushi: Ibushi wins via Kamigoye @13:46 – ** ¾
  • A Block: Zack Sabre Jr vs Yujiro Takahashi: ZSJ wins via Tesco Meal Deal @14:15 – *** ¼
  • A Block: Toru Yano vs Shingo Takagi: Shingo wins via Last of the Dragon @8:17 – ***
  • A Block: Tomohiro Ishii vs Great-O-Khan: Ishii wins via Vertical Drop Brainbuster @26:26 – *** ¾
  • B Block: Tama Tonga vs YOSHI-HASHI: HASHI wins via Karma @13:14 – ***
  • B Block: Hirooki Goto vs Chase Owens: Goto wins via GTR @12:41 – ***
  • B Block: SANADA vs Jeff Cobb: Cobb wins via Tour of the Islands @14:17 – *** ¼
  • B Block: EVIL vs Hiroshi Tanahashi: EVIL wins via Everything is Evil @17:22 – *
  • B Block: Kazuchika Okada vs Taichi: Okada wins via Rainmaker @23:10 – ****

 

Results:

Day 11:

Hiromu Takahashi vs KENTA

Hiromu starts off immediately with a Shotgun Kick into the corner, and wails on KENTA. As Hiromu sets up for another attack KENTA powders and starts to slow down the pace. Hiromu keeps fighting and eventually catches KENTA’s leg and arm together for a Dragon Screw variation.

Hiromu did a good job avoiding KENTA’s main artillery of Go 2 Sleep and Game Over. He did however absorb the Stun Gun, Double Footstomp and Falcon Arrow. When Hiromu got a moment to breath after hitting Victory Royal, he tried to fire and make a great upset victory happen. He did the running Death Valley Driver into the corner, then looked to transition to one of his finishers, but KENTA shoved Hiromu into the corner he exposed earlier in the match, O’Connor Roll and it’s the same way he beat Ishii.

Tanga Loa vs Kota Ibushi

Loa tries to take a more balanced actual wrestling attack through this match. Lots of Suplexes and attempts to keep Kota on the mat with his power. Loa tries to keep it close, but he hasn’t exactly looked believable through this whole tournament.

I nearly eat my words when Loa counters the Kamigoye, hits a Knee to Kota’s Shoulder Blades and starts working a faster pace. Loa even hits a Poison Rana, but then Ibushi pops up and returns the favor…sortuv, it’s a bad Poison Rana where he “got enough”. One last flash to attempt Ape Shit from Loa, but Ibushi slides out, Tombstone, Kamigoye and match over.

Again, suspension of disbelief is important, and Ibushi not looking great this tournament and Loa being Loa, it’s hard to care about this match.

Zack Sabre Jr vs Yujiro Takahashi

The early story here is Yujiro trying to hit Low Blows in futility. After looking rather ridiculous, Yujiro counters the outside Irish Whip, has Pieter distract the referee and hits ZSJ with the pimp cane. ZSJ beats the 20 count, and Yujiro peppers Forearms, stomps and general strikes on the same side of the face the cane made contact with.

From this point we get ZSJ working from underneath and Yujiro keeping things believably competitive. Yujiro countered a Tornado DDT from ZSJ, he rolled through a few submission and turned it into Miami Shine. Then Yujiro countered through a few more submission attempts to hit Pimp Juice from the perfect angle since Pieter was in the shot and threw her hands up and started celebrating. ZSJ kicked out, but between Pieter and our own habits of getting used to Takahashi winning with Pimp Juice it helped to sell Yujiro’s momentum. Yujiro went for Big Juice, but ZSJ blocked and wrestled Yujiro to the ground, twisted him up and made the Pimp tap.

Toru Yano vs Shingo Takagi

Yano must have remembered that Shingo is technically still the Open the Owarai Gate champion. So comedy runs in his veins. Which of course is false, Shingo hated the Owarai division and participated purely to kill it. But in doing so, showed glimmers of the personality we’ve seen in New Japan when he isn’t being totally serious.

Both start with bags over their head but Yano sneaks his off early. Sanitizer in the eyes, trying to hide Shingo under the ring, corner pad duel and general Yano silliness. They trade spots with the referee and Yano almost sneak attacks the Low Blow for the win, but Shingo kicks out. A few Pumping bombers and a Last of the Dragon, and that’s all she wrote.

Tomohiro Ishii vs Great-O-Khan

This was what we expect out of an Ishii match. Tough strikes, heavy handed haymakers, and very little posturing outside of O-Khan’s cockiness. The cockiness being punctuated with O-Khan’s favorite move of sitting on the back of someone’s neck while they’re pushed into the corner.

Even though we get the typical Ishii banger, the major difference between these two wrestlers, is that O-Khan gets rattled pretty easily. You saw multiple moments of desperation where he tried to force Mongolian Chops, Eliminators and just general offense looked rushed. Which plays into the story of O-Khan’s story pretty well. He went undefeated in the UK when he was on excursion, and then met nearly immediate issues when he came back. But then he started the G1 on a big tear, and is now spiraling a bit.

Ishii kept the match close, traded every big lariat and headbutt while maintaining his composure. As O-Khan tried to fire through a 1 count and stumble back to a standing position, Ishii just hits the ropes, Lariats his face off, and then hits the Vertical Drop Brainbuster.

A Block:

  1. Zack Sabre Jr/ 5-1 / 10 Points
  2. Kota Ibushi/ 5-2/ 10 Points
  3. Great-O-Khan/ 4-3 / 8 Points
  4. KENTA/ 4-2/ 8 Points
  5. Shingo Takagi/ 4-2 / 8 Points
  6. Tomohiro Ishii/ 4-3/ 8 Points
  7. Toru Yano/ 3-3 / 6 Points
  8. Yujiro Takahashi/ 2-4 / 4 Points
  9. Tanga Loa/ 2-4/ 4 Points
  10. Tetsuya Naito/ 0-9/ 0 Points (Eliminated Injury)

DAY 12:

Tama Tonga vs YOSHI-HASHI

HASHI frustrated Tama early, so much so that he takes the vest off after only a few minutes. Tama has been using that vest the same way Taichi uses his tear away pants. The trades through this match are very even, until Tama finally puts together some offense after a Tongan Twist, Stinger Splash, Death Valley Driver, Supreme Flow and it’s a two count. Tama tries the Gun Stun but HASHI counters it with a Backstabber.

HASHI fights through Tama’s attempts, hits Kumogoroshi to stifle the Tongan assault and tries to put something together. Tama keeps trying to fight back and find different angles for the Gun Stun, but HASHI turns him inside out with a Lariat, and then Karma gives HASHI his second win and Tama is eliminated.

While it was a solid match and Tama is a believable opponent for YOSHI-HASHI, this match doesn’t matter. It’s the same as watching a Bengals vs Jets game late in the season, you know they’re both going nowhere, so who frankly cares?

Hirooki Goto vs Chase Owens

Chase comes out of the gates hot, flies into Goto and stays on him with a few Roll-Up attempts for a quick victory. Goto returns the favor with quick offense and attempts with flash pinfalls, but this match suffers from the same as the first match. Neither of these two matter in the grand scheme of things.

It’s a solid hard hitting match where Goto uses the apron to assist some of his moves and Chase finds interesting ways to execute C Triggers and Jewel Heists. Chase has a huge chance, has Goto up for the Package Piledriver twice, but Goto kicks his legs to shake it off twice, then counters it into possibly an Ushigoroshi, but then the drops Chase forward and turns it into a GTR for the win.

SANADA vs Jeff Cobb

SANADA uses early strikes and well placed Dropkicks to keep Cobb off balance, until SANADA tries to lift Cobb and that doesn’t go well. Cobb’s power plays a big part, but SANADA follows a similar strategy that YOSHI-HASHI did and tried to chop the power base away.

Jeff Cobb absorbed a lot of offense from SANADA, but took it in stride. SANADA started running out of ideas, went to the corner for the Moonsault transition into the Skull End, but Cobb caught him, flipped him in his arms and hit Tour of the Islands.  Damn half of the block is eliminated already. This is really becoming a two horse race with EVIL looming as a possible sneak in.

EVIL vs Hiroshi Tanahashi

Literally every time Tanahashi had a moment to start a comeback or have any offense, Togo got involved. Tanahashi tries to Skin the Cat, Togo punches him in the gut. Chairs, distractions, ugh. This is garbage.

Tanahashi of course fights back valiantly, Slingblades, High Fly Flows and Cloverleaf Holds. But Togo grabs the referee, just…blah blah, this is trash. EVIL wins because he’s the edgy bad guy who New Japan are shoving down our throats in a way that none of the western fans want.

At least this match didn’t go 20 minutes, so they took SOME account of what I said a few shows ago.

Kazuchika Okada vs Taichi

After toying with one another early on, we see Taichi’s strikes get an early advantage over the Rainmaker. Okada isn’t going to crumble quickly so after Kawada Kicks and a few solid strikes, Okada starts his comeback. Taichi gets worn down quite a bit with consecutive Money Clips, thankfully for Okada he uses that more as a means to an end than trying to finish people with it.

Taichi does a really great job proving himself against Okada as they lead into a strike exchange, but this time it’s Push Kicks. Which Okada uses occasionally, but Okada isn’t really known for his kicking prowess. Funnily enough, Taichi gets made hits a Sole Butt, Superkick and then drops Okada with a Forearm. Only a near fall as Okada looks for a few things to just win, but Taichi fights through and ends up dropping Okada again with a Dropkick.

More bursts of offense from both, Taichi answers the Rolling Rainmaker with an Axe Bomber, stumbles back to Okada and eats a Drop Kick. Okada tries the Rainmaker but Taichi does a go behind which throws Okada’s balance off, Gedo Clutch for a near fall. Taichi goes for his Sumo Forearm, Okada counters into the Fire/Thunder Driver and then hits a Rainmaker for the win!

 

B Block:

  1. Jeff Cobb / 6-0 / 12 Points
  2. Kazuchika Okada / 6-0 / 12 Points
  3. EVIL / 5-1 / 10 Points
  4. Hiroshi Tanahashi / 3-3/ 6 Points – Eliminated
  5. Taichi / 2-4 / 4 Points – Eliminated
  6. SANADA / 2-4 / 4 Points – Eliminated
  7. Hirooki Goto / 2-4/ 4 Points – Eliminated
  8. YOSHI-HASHI / 2-4/ 4 Points – Eliminated
  9. Tama Tonga / 1-5/ 2 Points – Eliminated
  10. Chase Owens / 1-5/ 2 Points – Eliminated

 

Overall Scores – Day 11: 6.5/10 – Day 12: 5/10

Even though Taichi v Okada was a damn good match story wise and execution, these two days were pretty lame. B Block is pretty worthless now, it’s just going to come down the last day, so you can skip every other show. You may be saying “But EVIL can still sneak in”, who cares? Do you want to waste 15-20 minutes watching someone cheat the entire time? It’s just too much, too often the same, and just plain stupid.

A Block is a little better, but they’ve also got less name recognition with Naito being injured. I do expect A Block to be the shining light in this tournament though since it’s still fairly close, Day 11 was just a lot of matchups that weren’t anything more than alright. Tomorrow we’ve got an A Block day, so at least I’ll probably feel like I’m not wasting hours for 1 match here or there.

Also make sure to listen to what Kevin Kelly actually says after the EVIL match. David Bixenspan is misconstruing the comment. Both Kevin and Chris have taken more of a perspective of the audience and they complain or they play favorites the way many fans would. So his comment about hoping EVIL doesn’t win the G1 because he knows people will cancel their subscriptions is the same thing many MANY people have been saying since EVIL’s realignment. So don’t buy into cherry picked rhetoric and attempts at saying a mischaracterization is close enough to the intent of the line. Context is King.


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; win(s).
  • The Dark Order VS ???
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; win.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; wins.
  • Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; wins and
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; wins.

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