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Andrew’s IMPACT Results & Match Ratings: 10.28.2021

The MOOSE era has begun! Mr. Impact finally has the World Title. How does this new era kick off?

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The MOOSE era has begun! Mr. Impact finally has the World Title. How does this new era kick off?

So we know we’re getting some solid X Division action with Chris Sabin and Ace Austin squaring off after their issues the last few weeks. We also have the first title defense for new X Division Champion Trey Miguel.

Lastly, we KNOW Minoru Suzuki was at the tapings after Bound for Glory, but we don’t know if he shows up this first show. Let’s find out!

Ratings:

  • X Division Championship: Rocky Romero vs Trey Miguel (c): Trey retains via Meteora – *** ¼
  • Tasha Steelz w/Savannah Evans vs Rachael Ellering w/Jordynne Grace: Ellering wins via Backslide – ** ½
  • Joe Doering w/Eric Young & Deaner vs Heath w/Rhino: NO CONTEST – N/A
  • Chris Sabin vs Ace Austin w/Madman Fulton: Ace wins via The Fold – *** ½

Results:

Moose heads to the ring, most likely for the cliché new champion’s promo…but Eddie Edwards comes out immediately with a kendo stick! They brawl, security applies the classic pull apart, they take Eddie to the back and now finally Moose gets to speak.

Josh Alexander breaks up the promo with a German Suplex, and Moose powders. Before anything else goes down, THE KING of Puroresu’s music hits and Minoru Suzuki saunters to the ring clad in his track suit. And yes, they played the whole theme so the crowd could say “KAZE NI NARE”. Alexander and Suzuki stare down, but Alexander turns to find Moose and Suzuki takes offense to being turned away from. Scuffle between Suzuki and Alexander, more pull apart, but this is obviously leading to what should be a glorious pure wrestling match.

Backstage segment with Moose and Gia, that turns into Matt Cardona make his claim known. Moose dismisses him a bit, then ANOTHER scuffle, and even the security can be heard saying “Oh come on…” as they break that up.

X Division Championship: Rocky Romero vs Trey Miguel (c)

A little move for move back and forth, where Trey gets the best of a Dropkick and then a step through the ropes Flatliner onto the apron. Rocky finally takes advantage of Trey’s excessive movement, as he’s bouncing from rope to rope, Rocky just pulls him down onto the ropes for a breather. Rocky tries to go out to collect Trey, but Trey bounces back, dips and dodges, Asai Moonsault to the floor keeps Rocky on the receiving end. After a commercial break, we see Rocky is in control after driving his knee into Trey’s arm from the top corner.

Rocky continues to focus the arm, Trey tries to work through it, goes for the Spiderman in the ropes, but Rocky just Dropkicks him out. Rocky hits an outside Frankensteiner, throws Trey in and hits the Running Shiranui for a near fall. A lot of solid back and forth, with near falls everywhere and Trey overpowering Rocky a bit at points. Trey goes for the Meteora, looks like he hits it, but Rocky continues to roll with the momentum and turns it into a Single Leg Crab.

Forever Lariats don’t last forever, Trey manages to hit a Brainbuster on Rocky, and then another Meteora, and Trey retains.

Tasha Steelz w/Savannah Evans vs Rachael Ellering w/Jordynne Grace

Pretty straight forward, Tasha talked smack in a backstage segment, Rachael came out angry, and then Tasha catches her and starts to slow things down a little. A nice Tornado DDT and a little bit of nice facial work from Tasha, before applying a Sleeper Hold and it looks like Rachael will be starting a comeback soon.

Tasha tries to get the point across that Rachael’s the weak link, talks a bit too much and it fires up Rachael. But Tasha finds a cute way to dodge a Push Kick, and sends Rachael to the outside. Tasha tried to stay on Rachael when she came back in, but then Rachael dodges a kick the same way Tasha did. Tasha goes for the Okkurrr Cutter, Rachael blocks it, Tasha messes up her Backslide attempt and Rachael decides to utilize the Backslide to her advantage, and picks up the pinfall.

Joe Doering w/Eric Young & Deaner vs Heath w/Rhino

Heath gets in a Collar and Elbow tie up first, then tries to use his quickness, but Doering hits him with the Fun Splash (for Steve & Larson fans) and immediately is in full control. Heath eats a lot of offense before finally catching Doering with a few quick shots and then a Leg Lariat, which actually takes Doering off his feet.

Deaner grabs Heath’s foot, Rhino beats on Deaner, throws him in the ring and we’ve got a brawl. The Referee decides to throw out the match. Once the bell rings, Eric Young tries to get in but Rhino sees him. EY appeals to the fact that we know he’s hurt, so Rhino doesn’t go after him, VBD takes control and then Young comes back in and hits a Discus Lariat on Rhino.

This whole situation is to prove that Eric Young is healthy again, and VBD are still a force to be reckoned with. EY hits the Macho Man Elbow, and the Piledriver, all with a shit eating grin on his face. Well played.  

Mickie James hits the ring, does the usual graceful new babyface champion promo. She explains that no one has heard from Deonna since BFG, so she knows the locker room is full of quality – Tenille Dashwood’s music hits. But Madison Rayne and Kaleb come out, which makes sense because of the show they were on. Madison is jaded because Mickie is considered a pillar of the Knockouts division and Madison never gets any credit. A few verbal jabs are traded, Mickie gets the better of these. Madison challenges Mickie for next week, Mickie accepts.

Decent enough promo. Within the confines of the IMPACT slant on facts, the matchup is a big deal, the current and 4-time Knockouts Champ against the former 5-time champion. But Madison has really only her done her best work in the last few years so she doesn’t have the cache like Mickie.

Chris Sabin vs Ace Austin w/Madman Fulton

Quick strikes, Mouse Trap near fall from Sabin, a few more short exchanges, Crucifix pinfall from Sabin for 2. So Sabin is up to his usual antics of trying to catch people off guard early with inventive Cradles/Roll-Ups. Ace retreats to the counter and Sabin lets him, they reset a bit and Ace has a little control. Ace jaws with the crowd, and then Sabin turns the tables.

Ace struggles mightily to try and find any offense that sticks. Sabin locks in the Iron Maiden after a bunch of quick Roll-Ups, Sole Butts and fast strikes. Ace tries go for a Triangle Kick but he sells the leg early, before just Hot Shotting Sabin over the top rope. The Hot Shot buys Ace some time to shake out his leg and use the rope to choke Sabin, and keep on him fairly well selling the leg here and there.

Sabin really hasn’t been able to get much going. Ace has been slowly dissecting Sabin, which is good for Ace since he’s still favoring the leg a bit. After absorbing a lot, Sabin finally starts to come back with a Back Body Drop, into a Yakuza Kick and Fisherman’s Buster for a near fall. Ace counters Cradle Shock, Sabin hits a Spinning Back Elbow, but Ace Drop Toeholds Sabin down, kicks him in the back, Ace goes to run the ropes, Sabin trips him. Ace kicks Sabin, Sabin hits the Enzuigiri and both men are down for a while.

Fulton seems to “reset Ace’s nose” which brings Sabin toward the corner and Ace hits the Triangle Kick that he couldn’t execute earlier. Fold attempt, caught into Cradle Shock, but Ace pushes off and drives Sabin into the corner. Sabin fights a little, hits the middle rope for a Springboard DDT, and a two count. Sabin looks for a bit finish, but Ace blocks him, then bumps the ref as he falls, and Fulton gets involved. Sabin fights through, looks to set up Ace, and then Fulton pulls Sabin into the ropes to daze him. Ace hits the Fold and wins.

Overall Score: 8.5/10

No post-PPV hangover here. Solid promo from Moose early in the show, Suzuki made an appropriate entrance as he teams with Massive Cassidy and Moose next week. Mickie James has a filler feud set up with a smattering of logic. Number one contender opportunities popping up everywhere, The IInspiration doing full comedy like I expected, The Kiss Demon being more than just a one off cameo and decent enough wrestling since we’re just setting up stories.

The vibe the crowd had felt a little bigger and like there was more buzz. Should be generally interesting moving forward to see if the energy level persists through all of the tapings or if it falls off somewhere.


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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (8/8/22)

It’s a golden Monday night!

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WWE Raw 2022

Can Ciampa conquer the All Mighty?

Raw kicks off the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Tournament, AND sees Bobby Lashley defend the US Championship against Tommaso Ciampa! Who reaches golden glory in Cleveland?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Seth Rollins VS Angelo Dawkins w/ Montez Ford; Rollins wins.
  • Ezekiel VS Kevin Owens; wins.
  • Vacated WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky w/ Bayley VS Tamina & Dana Brooke; win and advance to the next round.
  • Rey Mysterio w/ Dominik Mysterio VS Finn Balor w/ The Judgement Day; wins.
  • WWE United States Championship: Bobby Lashley VS Tommaso Ciampa w/ The Miz; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

The WWE Women’s Tag Team Championship Tournament Bracket is here!

Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky are of course a team, and they’ll be taking on Tamina & Dana Brooke! Then Asuka teams with Alexa Bliss to take on Nikki A.S.H. and “Doudrop” Piper Niven, Raquel Rodriguez teams with Aliyah against Shotzi & Xia Li, and in quite the surprise, NXT’s Nikkita Lyons & Zoey Stark will be taking on Natalya & Sonya Deville! Who will make it to the finals to be the NEW WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions?

 

Bayley, Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky head to the ring!

The Role Model leads #CobraKai and the Evil Genius out here in The Land, and The Land boos them after all the cheap shots they’ve been taking. Bayley, Kai & Sky all get mics and Bayley says, “DING DONG~!” Fans boo but Bayley says c’mon, she hasn’t seen them in forever and this is what she gets? But Bayley, Kai & Sky are all excited to see your dumb, smiling faces! Trust her when she says they don’t wanna be here, either, but the fans need them. The fans are watching to see what these three do to salvage this division. Kai says, “Like crash SummerSlam and shake everyone up?” “Exactly!”

The fans can’t honestly sit here and say they enjoy watching Becky Lynch play dress-up every week. But they cheer! But they can’t honestly like that “champion” in Bianca Belair. But they cheer again! Bianca would be nothing without Bayley! And that’s why last week, they had to make a statement. For all the fans! First, they took care of stupid Becky’s shoulder, then they lit a fire under every single woman in the locker room, for the fans! These three are bringing back what’s been missing. Sky says it’s the hunger! Yes! The division needs to be hungry for more! But Bayley doesn’t blame the locker room. They’re just like the fans: sheeple who don’t know how to ask for more.

But if you can’t find the answers you’re looking for, ask better questions! So here’s a question for all the idiots out there: “How am I the only one to realize what a lethal weapon Iyo Sky is? How am I the only person in this whole damn building who realized the benefits of bringing in someone like Dakota Skai?” Okay, yes, she said it wrong, big whoop! Shut up so she can think, dummies! They’re upsetting Bayley, but imagine how mad these two are? They’ve been boiling this whole time! Fans boo, Bayley gets mad, but Kai has her calm down. Bayley doesn’t have to tell them anymore. Kai & Sky will show them in this tag title tournament tonight and win it!

But wait! Here comes Alexa Bliss! AND Asuka! The Fury and the Empress are going to be in that same tournament, so this seems to be a reminder. But here comes BIANCA, too! The RawEST Women’s Champion walks down to the ring with Alexa and Asuka and they get mics, too. Alexa says, “Yeah, let’s not get too ahead of ourselves.” Fans chant for the EST, and Alexa tells Dakota & Iyo that they’re not winning. If they win tonight, guess who they’ll face next? Alexa Bliss & Asuka!! And after what they pulled last week, there’s more incentive to beat the hell out of them and win the titles.

And Bianca tells Iyo they’re not done, either. Bianca IS hungry, and she’s ready to finish what they started last week. But if we’re playing the numbers game, the three of them have no problem dealing with Bayley’s three right now. Oh pipe down. Bayley knew this would get them all worked up. But Bayley calls the shots. They can do 3v3 where it counts, which isn’t here in Cleveland! The Six Woman Tag can happen at Clash at the Castle! Bianca looks to Alexa and Asuka, and challenge accepted! Okay, then! But while Bayley is trying to keep control, Bianca says tonight, she’ll lose it! And the brawl is own! Bianca fires off on Bayley, Asuka throws Kai out while Alexa is after Iyo!

Fans fire up as things spill out of the ring, and then into the crowd! Bianca throws knees on Bayley but refs rush out to break up the others. Bayley hits back, Iyo SMACKS Alexa off the desk! Then Iyo goes after Bianca! Asuka rushes after Iyo, but then Kai rushes after Asuka! Alexa gets on the barrier to CROSSBODY everyone!! Fans are fired up as Alexa drags Kai up to fire off forearms! Officials and management rush out now, will this chaos subside after the break?

 

Seth Rollins VS Angelo Dawkins w/ Montez Ford!

The Visionary already burned it down with Montez Ford, but now he takes on the other half of the Street Profits! Will Rollins sweep the series? Or will the #CurseOfGreatness take down the Architect?

The bell rings and fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, Rollins headlocks, but Dawkins powers up and out. Rollins wrenches to mule kick, but Dawkins avoids the Curb Stomp! Dawkins and Rollins circle, tie up, and Dawkins headlocks. Rollins powers up and out, things speed up and Rollins hurdles, but Dawkins handsprings! And DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE, but Dawkins wrenches to a wristlock, then YANKS the arm. Dawkins grinds the arm but Rollins pulls headbands to whip Dawkins to ropes. Dawkins hurdles then FLYING ELBOWS! Ford mocks Rollins’ short temper, then Dawkins POUNCES Rollins over the desk! Fans are fired up as Raw goes to break!

Raw returns and Rollins has Dawkins down with an armlock. Dawkins fights up but Rollins wrenches. Dawkins ROCKS Rollins with forearm after forearm, then he whips Rollins to a corner. Dawkins runs in, into a BUCKLE SHOT! Rollins catches his breath but Ford is right there coaching Dawkins. Rollins kicks Ford away! Ford gets mad and gets a chair! Ford gets in the ring, the fans are fired up, but the ref has Ford stay back! Ford lets go of the chair and the ref throws it out, but he still has to keep Ford from hitting Rollins. The ref EJECTS Ford! And Rollins laughs while the fans boo. “Bye bye~!”

Rollins grins and laughs as he soaks up the heat from the fans, but Dawkins is up to clothesline Rollins up and out! Fans fire up, Dawkins builds speed, and he FLIES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans are thunderous! Dawkins puts Rollins in, scoops him, PUMP HANDLE FALL AWAY SLAM! Dawkins then runs to CYCLONE SPLASH! And ENZIGURI! Then the underhooks for the SILENCER! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives and Dawkins can’t believe it! Fans fire up as Dawkins scoops but Rollins slips off to O’Conner Roll! TWO, Rollins comes back to turn Dawkins, DREAM SMASHER ELBOW! Rollins then runs, but Dawkins dodges!

Dawkins rolls Rollins up, but Rollins rolls through! Dawkins dodges again, SKY HIGH BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?! Rollins survives and Cleveland is losing their mind! Rollins flops out of the ring and Dawkins snarls. Dawkins goes out and runs in around the way, but is sent into steel steps! Rollins gets in the ring, Dawkins pursues, but the CURB- NO, Dawkins dodges again! SKY- NO, Rollins wrenches and WRINGS the arm, then underhooks! PEDIGREE!! Cover, Rollins wins!

Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall

The Visionary couldn’t hit his favorite, but wait! Here’s the CURB STOMP!! Ford rushes back out but the damage to Dawkins is done! Rollins runs off, having swept the Profits. Will he face the consequences? Or just head off towards the title?

 

The Mysterios talk backstage.

Dominik helps Rey prepare for Finn Balor, but in walks Edge! Rey’s cool but Edge can tell Dom’s heated up. Edge has their backs, because what happened last week with that Spear was an accident. Are they cool? Dom’s cool. But then he shoves Edge! Rey calms Dom down, it was an accident! Rey’s known Edge for 20 years, he’s like family! Rey’s known Dom for 25! How can Rey take Edge’s side?! Dom storms off but Rey assures Edge he’ll talk with Dom about this. Is it going to be harder to forgive the Rated R Superstar than expected?

 

Backstage interview with The Miz & Tommaso Ciampa.

The Hollywood A-Lister and the Psycho Killer are here after Ciampa’s phenomenal win last week to become Bobby Lashley’s challenger tonight. Does he feel tonight is the night? Miz points out the use of “phenomenal,” and asks if Kevin Patrick couldn’t think of another word. Miz says there is nothing phenomenal about someone who sides with a hack like Logan Paul! But who had the last laugh? Ciampa! And Ciampa says people always talk about overcoming adversity. When you want something you believe in, believe in Ciampa! Who believed in Ciampa? The first-ever US Champion, Harley Race! That man trained Ciampa and made him into the man he is today.

Three years ago to the day, Harley paced away. Tonight, Ciampa dedicates his win to the King, Harley Race! And, and, AND, with Harley looking down on him, and with the Miz in his corner, Ciampa will truly make this his moment. When he steps foot in that ring and Lashley looks into his eyes, Lashley will feel Ciampa’s sacrifice, and Lashley will realize that he has already lost. Will Ciampa’s blackheart finally beat with gold again?

 

Ezekiel VS Kevin Owens!

Once again, the younger brother of Elias is taking on the Prizefighter, and even though Kevin claims he’s over his obsession, this will be quite the test. Will Kevin focus on the fight and not Ezekiel’s identity? Or will he #ZekeOut all over again?

 


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (8/8/22)

Columbus gets Elevated!

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Elevation has CERO MIEDO!

Before AEW Dynamite: Quake by the Lake and their Tornado Tag match, the Lucha Brothers tune up against The Wingmen in a standard 2v2!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Athena VS Queen Aminata; wins.
  • John Silver & Alex Reynolds VS T.U.G Cooper & Lord Crewe; win.
  • Kiera Hogan & Leila Grey w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Freya States & Alice Crowley; win.
  • Ruby Soho & Skye Blue VS Megan Myers & Nikki Victory; wins.
  • Parker Boudreaux w/ Ari Daivari VS Casey Carrington; wins.
  • The Lucha Bros w/ Alex Abrahantes VS The Wingmen; win.

QUICK NOTES

One thing to note is that Parker Boudreaux has Ari Daivari in his corner. I wonder if the Trust Busters is becoming a trio, Parker joining Daivari and Slim J. Then in Kiera and Leila teaming up, this is the one time where “Can they coexist?” should be a thing since The Baddies still haven’t fully accepted Leila. And of course, the Lucha Brothers will beat The Wingmen to get momentum going into their Lucha Rules Tornado Tag with Rush & Andrade.


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