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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (11/18/21)

BOSJ, Round 3!




What is going on with El Desperado?!

The IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion has lost two times in a row in this year’s Best of the Super Juniors?! Will he be champion much longer at this rate?


  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: DOUKI VS El Phantasmo; ELP wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS BUSHI; Bushi wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS SHO; Sho wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS Taiji Ishimori; Ishimori wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Hiromu Takahashi; Hiromu wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: El Desperado VS Master Wato; Desperado wins.


Here are the current BOSJ 28 standings!

SHO: 2-0, 4 points
Douki: 2-0, 4 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-0, 4 points
Taiji Ishimori: 1-1, 2 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 1-1, 2 points
Master Wato: 1-1, 2 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 1-1, 2 points
Robbie Eagles: 1-1, 2 points
Bushi: 1-1, 2 points
El Desperado: 0-2, 0 points
El Phantasmo: 0-2, 0 points
YOH: 0-2, 0 points


Best of the Super Juniors 28: DOUKI VS El Phantasmo!

Y’know what’s wilder than El Desperado being 0-2? Japones del Mal being 2-0! But will his streak end going up against The Headbanga? Or will he get another surprising victory to open the round?

The bell rings and ELP offers a handshake. Fans clap for it but Douki says no. He and ELP tie up, ELP wrenches, wristlocks, but Douki spins and wristlocks back. ELP rolls, kips up and wrenches to a headlock takeover. ELP gives Douki a palm strike to the head, but Douki rolls it to a cover. ONE, ELP still has the headlock but Douki powers out. ELP pulls hair to get the headlock back! The ref reprimands but fans cheer the savvy. Douki powers up, pouts out, but ELP runs him over. ELP double guns and kisses the biceps before things speed up. Douki hurdles, drops, ELP leaps over and sidesteps but Douki RANAS, only for ELP to handspring through!

ELP does some drop steps to show off, and then strikes a pose a la Liger or Hogan. Douki runs in to springboard, wheelbarrow and arm-drag! Then he ducks and dodges to RANA again! ELP bails out and fans fire up as Douki builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and fans fire up with Douki! The ref checks on ELP but he’s okay to continue. The fans rally up, the ring count starts, and Douki puts ELP in. Douki runs and DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, ONE! Fans cheer and rally as Douki drags ELP up. Douki spins ELP around but ELP blocks the Gory Especial! Douki knees him low, whips ELP to ropes, but ELP holds ropes. Douki runs in but ELP put shim on the apron.

Douki blocks the haymaker to UPPERCUT ELP down! ELP staggers back up, but avoids Daybreak to mule kick! That loaded boot might’ve just cracked Douki’s ribs! Fans rally up, ELP covers, TWO! ELP drags Douki up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Douki clutches those ribs again. ELP drags Douki back up, scoops and hits a BACKBREAKER, to a backbreaker rack! Douki endures, ELP brings him up to a GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Douki toughs it out. ELP stands on Douki’s foot, Douki throws body shots but ELP ROCKS him with a forearm. ELP then reels Douki into a cobra twist and Douki endures his ribs being stretched!

ELP digs his elbow into Douki’s side, jams it in, then pulls on the stretch more. Douki still endures, fans rally up, and Douki elbows ELP’s leg. Douki tries to hip toss but his ribs hold him back! ELP throws Douki out, takes aim, and slingshots to ASAI MOONSAULT, but Douki dodges! ELP hobbles back up, Douki ASAI MOONSAULTS and hits him down! Fans fire up while the ref checks on them both. Douki clutches ribs, ELP holds onto his foot, and fans rally as the ring count climbs. ELP drags himself up at 9 of 20, hobbles around, but Douki is up at 11 to put ELP in at 12. Douki fires up, climbs up, springboards and DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!

ELP gets to ropes, Douki goes to the apron and aims again. Douki slingshots, for DAY- NO, ELP blocks and back drops but Douki sunset flips! ELP rolls through, but into the ITALIAN STRETCH #32! ELP reaches out, Douki pulls as hard as he can, but ELP STOMPS the bad ribs! Fans rally up but ELP drags Douki to straitjacket torture rack. Douki slips off and scoops ELP for a SWINGING NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!! Douki fires up and fans rally behind him! ELP gets up, Douki wheelbarrows him for the full nelson, but ELP fights free with elbows. ELP then drops, victory rolls, TWO! Douki escapes and ELP his shocked!

Douki CHOPS, bobs ‘n’ weaves, CHOPS again, then ENZUGIRIS! Fans rally up as Douki roars! Douki goes to the apron, climbs up top, but ELP trips him! ELP GAMANGIRIS Douki, climbs up top to join him, then SUPERPLEXES! Roll through, straitjacket torture rack, SPINNING NECKBREAKER! ELP wants to finish this, and he reels Douki in! He hooks the arms, for the CR2!! Cover, ELP wins!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Douki earns 0)

Douki tried but could not make it 3-0! Will those two wins be his only two now? As for ELP, will he turn this first win into one of many?


Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS BUSHI!

Direct Drive hasn’t gotten much traction since returning, but something’s gotta give! Will he get his first points off the Black Mask? Or will Bushi just add to Yoh’s misery?

The bell rings and Bushi circles with Yoh. They approach, Bushi kicks low and headlocks but Yoh powers out. Things speed up, Bushi rolls off Yoh’s back and keeps going, but Yoh drop toeholds to basement dropkick! Bushi bails out but Yoh builds speed. Bushi gets in to dropkick Yoh’s legs out! Bushi stomps Yoh, drags him up and throws him out. Yoh hobbles to railing, Bushi kicks him then whips him into railing! Yoh drops to the floor, Bushi walks over and stomps him down more. Bushi puts Yoh in and takes off his shirt to choke Yoh with it! The ref reprimands, Bushi lets go with one hand but the ref counts more. Bushi lets off and Yoh falls over, gasping for air.

Bushi drags Yoh up, turns him and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Bushi sits Yoh up for a chinlock and digs his knee into Yoh’s back. Yoh endures, fights up as fans rally, to get the ropebreak with a foot! Bushi sets Yoh down, to choke him with a knee! The ref counts, Bushi lets off at 4, and he paces as Yoh sputters. Bushi drags Yoh up but Yoh throws forearms! Bushi eggs him on, then rakes eyes! The ref counts, Bushi stops to CHOP Yoh in the corner. Bushi stalks Yoh to another corner and CHOPS him again. Bushi whips corner to corner, runs in and back elbows! Bushi shoves Yoh to then go up and missile dropkick! BUSHIROONI!

Fans cheer as Bushi looms over Yoh. Bushi stomps Yoh, fans rally up, Bushi gets Yoh up but he slips out of the Fisherman Screw! Bushi kicks Yoh, whips him to ropes, Yoh reverses and dropkicks Bushi down! Fans fire up while both Yoh and Bushi are on the mat. Yoh gets to the corner, Bushi stands up and runs in, but Yoh rallies on him with forearms! Yoh whips, Bushi reverses, Yoh FLYING FOREARMS! And then kips up! Fans fire up and Yoh runs in corner to corner, but into a boot! Bushi runs but into an elbow! Yoh wrenches and DECKS Bushi! Cover, TWO! Yoh keeps his focus and fans rally up again.

Yoh drags Bushi up, reels him in, suplexes, but Bushi knees free. Bushi runs in but into a sobat! Yoh hangs Bushi out to dry, KNEES him over and over, then EuroUppers him off the ropes! Yoh aims and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and fans fire up with Yoh! Yoh stomps Bushi while the ring count starts, and he drags Bushi up into the ring at 10 of 20. Fans cheer as Yoh drags Bushi up to suplex, Bushi blocks, wrenches, but Yoh ROCKS him with a forearm! And another, and another, and another! Yoh wrenches Bushi’s arm then whips him to a corner, but runs into a boot! Bushi goes up again, but Yoh dodges this time! Bushi still spins Yoh to a DDT! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up and Bushi goes to a corner. Yoh slowly gets up, Bushi runs at him, but Yoh dumps the Code Breaker to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then he rolls Bushi to a CALF KILLER! Bushi endures, crawls around, fans rally up, but Yoh pulls back harder! Bushi crawls, reaches out, Yoh throws some elbows and then drags Bushi back! Yoh has both legs in the hold, but Bushi gives it one last go to the ROPEBREAK! Yoh lets go in frustration but fans rally back up. Yoh drags Bushi up, half nelsons, then full nelsons, but Bushi breaks that and RAMS Yoh into a corner! Bushi hobbles, blocks Yoh’s kick, and puts the leg on the ropes for a DRAPING CODE BREAKER!

Fans fire up as Bushi gets back up and hobbles over. Bushi drags Yoh up to FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Yoh survives, but Bushi fires up and goes up the corner! Bushi aims at Yoh, leaps, but into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up more as both men are down! Bushi and Yoh slowly rise, hobble up, and Bushi kicks. Yoh blocks, ducks the enziguri and SUPERKICKS again! Suplex to GHOSTBUSTER! Fans fire up with Yoh and he gets Bushi up! DIRECT- NO! Bushi slips out, backslides, bridges, Bushi wins!

Winner: Bushi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yoh earns 0)

Yoh is frustrated to end up 0-3! What will it take for Direct Drive to get back on track? As for Bushi, will he be able to tip the scales in his favor and head for the top?


Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS SHO!

The Funky Weapon has gone 50-50, but there’s a 100% chance he’ll be watching out for the House of Torture. Will the Murder Machine actually do this one on his own? Or will Evil and the gang show up again to help out?

How fitting that instead of a crown, Taguchi wears a head lantern in case the lights drop out. He gives it to a Young Lion for safe keeping during the match, and then the bell rings. Sho stays back in his corner but Taguchi tells him to bring it. Fans rally for Taguchi as he calls out the House of Torture. Young Lion, turn on the light! Roger! Taguchi then dares Evil and the others to try something! But Sho attacks Taguchi from behind! Sho whips, Taguchi reverses, things speed up and Taguchi arm-drags Sho down! Sho comes back but into a HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up for Taguchi as he gives Sho a bit of stink face at the ropes!

The ref counts, Taguchi lets off but starts up the hip attack train! Then he slides out but Sho avoids the apron hip attack to choke and rake Taguchi’s eyes! The ref counts, Sho lets off to run and WRECK Taguchi with a dropkick! Sho aims from the apron, to PENALTY KICK Taguchi down! Sho has the ref pay attention to something else as he gets Taguchi up to RAM him into railing. Sho wrenches and whips Taguchi into more railing! Sho brings Taguchi around as the ref reprimands, and Sho CHOPS Taguchi against railing again and again! The ring count climbs, fans clap along with the CHOPS! Sho stops at 10 of 20 to put Taguchi in at 14. Cover, TWO!

Sho drags Taguchi up and bumps him off buckles to then dig his heels in! The ref counts, Sho lets off at 4 and Taguchi sputters. Sho “apologizes” then knuckle locks and twists Taguchi’s wrist. Taguchi gets the ropebreak, the ref counts and Sho stops at 4. Sho drags Taguchi up to wrench and bring Taguchi to his knees to kick, KICK and then scuff Tagushi with his heel. Fans rally up as Taguchi stands. Taguchi ROCKS Sho with a forearm, then another. Taguchi fires off more forearms but Sho rakes eyes! Sho runs, but Taguhci follows to jump, but the hip attack is caught! Taguchi elbows free of the waistlock, fakes Sho out and HIP ATTACKS!

Fans cheer while Sho bails out. Taguchi goes to the corner to TRIANGLE JUMP PLANCHA! Direct hit and fans cheer while both men are down. Taguchi stomps Sho down as fans rally up. Taguchi whips Sho into railing! Sho ends up stuck on the railing but Taguchi SPANKS Sho over and over as the ring count climbs! Fans clap along with each SPANK, and Taguchi stops at 10 of 20. Taguchi brings Sho around and puts him in the ring at 15. Taguchi aims, springboards, MISSILE HIP! Cover, TWO! Taguchi drags Sho up as fans rally again. Taguchi kicks Sho around, reels him in and snap suplexes! Uno amigo! Another snap suplex, Dos Amigo! Sho fights the third to BEND fingers!

The ref reprimands, Sho CLUBS the hand, but Taguchi kicks back! Taguchi runs, Sho uses the ref as a shield! Sho then SPEARS Taguchi down! Fans rally up again as both men are on the mat. Taguchi and Sho go to opposite corners, Sho runs in and clotheslines! Sho pushes Taguchi down, aims and PENALTY KICKS the arm! Sho then drags Taguchi down to a DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Taguchi kicks and flails as Sho wrenches harder! Taguchi gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Sho lets go, but then gets the arm again. Sho wrenches the wrist, wrenches the arm, then kicks, KICKS and SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO!

Sho tunes out the fans rallying for Taguchi as he drags Taguchi back up. Sho reels Taguchi in, tucks the arms but Taguchi resists the driver and back drops Sho away! Sho comes back with boxing elbows and ROCKS Taguchi! Sho runs but into a mule kick! Sho comes back with a JUMP KNEE! Taguchi comes back to HIP ATTACK! Sho rebounds but into Taguchi’s ENZUGIRI! Taguchi gets Sho up, suplexes, for the GOURD BUSTER! Fans fire up as Taguchi calls upon the powers of Strong Style! “OHYA~!” BUMAYE!! Cover, TWO!! But Taguchi chicken wings, only for Sho to RAM him into the corner! Sho is free, but Taguchi comes back, into a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX!

Fans fire up again as both men are down. Fans rally up for “TA-GU-CHI!” but Sho gets him up. Sho runs, and LARIATS Taguchi down! Cover, TWO! Sho gets Taguchi back up, reels him in and tucks the arms again, CROSS ARM PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Taguchi survives and fans fire up! Sho is furious, but he takes aim with his bow. Sho drags Taguchi back up, reels him back in, double pump handle, but Taguchi fights to another back drop! Sho sunset flips but Taguchi rolls through! High stack, TWO! Taguchi dropkicks Sho’s legs out! OH MY GARFUNKLE!! Sho endures the ankle lock, but he fights up and moves around!

Taguchi reels Sho in but Sho grabs the ref! Taguchi avoids the low blow, fights the German Suplex and drop toeholds to GARFUNKLE!! Sho fights up, reaches out, but Taguchi drops an elbow on the leg! Taguchi keeps on the ankle lock but Sho crawls forward! Sho reaches out, Taguchi puts all his weight on the hold, then drags Sho away. Sho grabs at the ref! Sho shoves the ref, then rolls to send Taguchi into him! The ref is down, Taguchi tells the Young Lion to be ready! Light, on! But the stadium lights stay up, and Sho gets his wrench!! Taguchi blocks but then Sho LOW BLOWS! And then SPANNER SHOT!! Sho gets the ref back up so he can finish this!

Sho drags Taguchi up, reels him in, pump handle for the SHOCK ARROW! Cover, Sho wins!

Winner: Sho, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taguchi earns 0)

Oh the irony! The House of Torture were so expected to appear, that Taguchi wasn’t focused on Sho! Will Sho continue to throw a wrench into the plans of all his opponents in this tournament?


Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS Taiji Ishimori!

The Sniper of the Sky hit the mark against Master Wato while the Bone Soldier Reborn did what Eagles couldn’t: Defeat El Desperado! Will Taiji keep this momentum going or will Eagles shoot him down, too?

The bell rings and Eagles gets the fans fired up as he circles with Taiji. They feel things out, tie up, and Eagles wrenches to a wristlock. Taiji rolls, wrenches back to put the wristlock on Eagles, but Eagles rolls, rolls, handsprings and wrenches back! Taiji uses a leg to break free and then he wrenches Eagles to a hammerlock. Eagles slips around to waistlock, spin Taiji to a headlock then hits a takeover. Taiji headscissors and holds tight to keep Eagles down. Eagles moves around, headstands and pops out. Fans cheer the technical exchange, and Taiji backs off to reset. Fans rally up as the two tie up with knuckle locks.

Eagles uses a body scissor takedown to get a leg, but Taiji kicks him away. Eagles comes back but into a roll up, TWO! Taiji drops down but Eagles slips away before the Bone Lock can clamp on! Eagles and Taiji reset again, circle, and Eagles calls Taiji “Chihuahua Man.” Taiji says Eagle’s is the dog! Eagles trips Taiji, howls like a dog, then things speed up. Taiji hurdles but Eagles turns hip toss into takedown, and basement dropkicks Taiji! Fans fire up and Taiji bails out, but Eagles builds speed. Taiji moves so Eagles springboards to backflip and blow off the finger guns. Taiji is heading to the ramp? Is Taiji giving up? Eagles taunts Taiji and fans rally, so Taiji returns, into Eagles’ baseball slide!

Eagles CHOPS Taiji up the ramp, then brings him around the way to CHOP against railing. Eagles puts Taiji back in the ring and fans fire up with him as he brings Taiji up. Taiji rakes Eagles’ eyes! Taiji whips but Eagles holds ropes to block. Taiji kicks low, whips but Eagles reverses to go up and around, only for Taiji to stop the arm-drag and snapmare Eagles for a NECK TWIST! Fans cheer while Eagles clutches his neck. Taiji throws hands and Eagles goes to a corner. Taiji cravats and cranks the neck to then throw short shoulder thrusts into Eagles’ head. Taiji snapmares to have the neck wrench, then covers, ONE!

Taiji is annoyed but Eagles gets to ropes. Taiji hears the fans rallying for Eagles, but he drags Eagles up. Eagle throws body shots, Taiji CLUBS him down! Taiji brings Eagles up and around to snapmare and wraps on a chinlock. Eagles endures, Taiji grinds him to the mat. Fans rally up, Eagles gets to his feet and throws elbows. Taiji CLUBS Eagles on the neck, whips him but Eagles reverses. Taiji goes out, slides under then slips out the side to shoulder into Eagles. Taiji springboards but Eagles gets under. Eagles RANAS Taiji, then WHEEL KICKS him down! Taiji bails out, Eagles builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit with the somersault tope to the ramp!

Fans fire up and rally for “EA-GLE-SU!” as he drags Taiji back up and into the ring. Eagles KICKS Taiji as he sits up, and KICKS and KICKS. Eagles runs to GAMANGIRI Taiji down! Cover, TWO! Eagles keeps cool as he drags Taiji up and throws forearms. Eagles whips Taiji to a corner, runs in and DOUBLE KNEES! Then he rolls back, but Taiji SHOTGUNS him back! Taiji runs to DOUBLE KNEE in return! Eagles staggers, Taiji fireman’s carries but Eagles slips off to waistlock. Taiji switches but Eagles switches to clip the leg! Eagles runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT Taiji down! Fans fire up with Eagles as he aims from the apron. Springboard missile dropkick to the leg!

Eagles grabs the leg, steps through and rolls Taiji, RON MILLER SPECIAL! Taiji scrambles and reaches but Eagles drags him back! Taiji endures, fans rally, Eagles puts pressure on the hold! Taiji keeps crawling, Eagles pushes up to put as much pressure as he can, but Taiji gets the ROPEBREAK! Eagles lets Taiji go, then drops a knee on the leg! Eagles goes up the corner, 450 but he has to roll through as Taiji moves! Taiji comes back, but into a knee! Taiji blocks the roundhouse but not the sobat! Eagles cravats, SHIRANUI into a SHOULDER BREAKER! Both men are down as fans fire back up! Eagles rolls to a corner while Taiji gets his bad leg moving.

Taiji runs in at Eagles, Eagles boots but is put in the ropes Taiji KICKS and runs to SLIDING GERMAN! Taiji roars, fans fire up and Taiji hobbles over to Eagles. Taiji hammerlocks one arm, drives elbows over and over into the shoulder, then drags Eagles back up. Hammerlock and scoop to a SHOULDER BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Eagles is still in this but Taiji keeps his focus. Taiji aims from a corner, runs in and tilt-o-whirls but Eagles fights that to a backslide! TWO, and Taiji swings, into a roll-up with bridge! TWO and Eagles dodges the boot to ROUNDHOUSE, SUPERKICK and PELE! Fans fire up, Eagles hits STANDING SLICED BREAD! Cover, TWO!!

Fans rally up, Eagles takes aim and rolls Taiji to backpack. Taiji fights that off, wrenches Eagles’ to an ELBOW BRAEKER, then gut wrenches! CIPER UT- NO! Eagles lands on his feet, wants the legs, but Taiji shoves him away! Taiji blocks the superkick to tilt-o-whirl TAKEDOWN! BONE LOCK!! Eagles powers up, reaches out, but Taiji rolls him away! Taiji pulls way back, Eagles taps! Taiji wins!

Winner: Taiji Ishimori, by submission (gains 2 points; Eagles earns 0)

The Bone Soldier grounds the Sniper of the Skies and he’s just outside the top of the block! Can Taiji soldier on and make BOSJ reborn? As for Eagles, he’s back down again. Will he be able to fly back up towards the title?


Best of the Super Juniors 28: Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Hiromu Takahashi!

The Heel Master has been able to stay sharp, but the Ticking Time Bomb is coming back from a House of Torture screw job. Will Kanemaru find a way to defuse Hiromu and go 3-0?

Hiromu opens his picture book to the page about Kanemaru, and Kanemaru attacks at the entryway! He stomps Hiromu’s leg then SMASHES the knee on the ramp! Kanemaru stomps Hiromu more, the ref reprimands and Kanemaru drags Hiromu into the ring. The bell rings and this is on the record now as Kanemaru stomps Hirom’s leg more. Kanemaru digs his heel into Hiromu’s knee, lets off as the ref counts, and then drags Hiromu up to whip and dropkick the leg out! Hiromu writhes, Kanemaru drags him back up and throws him out. Kanemaru has Hiromu on the ramp for a FIGURE FOUR! Hiromu endures, Kanemaru wants the ring count to start!

Hiromu endures the leg lock and the count climbs. Hiromu reaches around, Kanemaru puts as much pressure as he can on the hold, and we’re at 10 of 20! Then 13! Kanemaru hears it go past 15 and lets go! Kanemaru gets in the ring, Hiromu flounders and hobbles in at 19! Kanemaru is annoyed with the count but the fans cheer. Kanemaru stomps Hiromu’s leg, fans rally up but Kanemaru stands on Hiromu’s leg and stomps it down! Kanemaru then gets Hiromu up for a SHINBREAKER! Hiromu writhes but Kanemaru gets the leg for a standing toehold! Fans rally as Hiromu endures, but Kanemaru drops an elbow on the leg! Kanemaru has a seated toehold, but Hiromu reaches for ropes.

Hiromu drags himself and Kanemaru over, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru holds on, Hiromu kicks at him, but Kanemaru digs his knee into Hiromu’s knee as he lets off. The ref counts, Kanemaru stops and Hiromu bails out. Hiromu hobbles around the way, the ring count starts again. Kanemaru watches Hiromu limp around the outside. Hiromu gets back in at 10 of 20, and Kanemaru stomps him back down! Kanemaru has the leg for a BIG knee smash into the mat! Kanemaru then pulls back on a modified CALF KILLER! Hiromu endures, fans rally and he crawls over to the ropes for another ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets go cleanly to then put the leg on the rope.

Kanemaru lines up the shot to STRADDLE ATTACK the leg! And stomp it! Hiromu clutches the knee, fans rally but Kanemaru stomps the leg again. Hiromu growls but Kanemaru stomps and kicks the leg more. Hiromu CHOPS but Kanemaru just kicks the leg out. Kanemaru steps on Hiromu, then stomps the leg more. Hiromu crawls to a corner, Kanemaru stands on the bad knee! The ref counts, Kanemaru lets off at 4. Fans rally up while the ref checks on Hiromu. Hiromu doesn’t quit so Kanemaru stomps the leg again. Kanemaru gets Hiromu up but Hiromu fights off the shinbreaker. So Kanemaru rakes eyes and whips Hiromu to ropes. Hiromu still manages a RANA!

Kanemaru gets up, he kicks Hiromu’s bad leg! Kanemaru whips Hiromu but Hiromu reverses to run in and clothesline! Hiromu snapmares Kanemaru, fights through the pain in his leg and basement dropkicks Kanemaru out! Fans rally up, Hiromu goes to the apron, FLYING SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Fans fire up with Hiromu and he hobbles over to Kanemaru. Hiromu puts Kanemaru in the ring, hobbles around, and drags Kanemaru up to FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Hiromu gets up and drags Kanemaru up to fireman’s carry. Kanemaru rakes eyes! Hiromu dodges the low dropkick to mule kick, front kick and CORNER DEATH VALLEY!

Hiromu roars and fans fire up with him. He still hobbles around but he gets Kanemaru up to fireman’s carry. But Kanemaru fights the timebomb, bobs ‘n’ weaves, and dropkicks Hiromu’s leg out! Fans rally while both men are down again. Kanemaru gets up first and gets the leg, but Hiromu kicks him down! Hiromu swings but into hooks! He fights off the backslide, jumps but Kanemaru turns rana into POWERBOMB! Fans fire up as Kanemaru catches his breath and gets Hiromu back up. Hiromu fights the suplex, but Kanemaru BOOTS! Hiromu SUPERKICKS, then gets Kanemaru for a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Fans fire up as both men are down again!

Hiromu gets his bad leg moving and hobbles over to Kanemaru. Hiromu drags Kanemaru up, fireman’s carries, but Kanemaru again fights it. So Hiromu throws him to a dragon sleeper and inverted suplexes! Kanemaru slips out to dropkick Hiromu’s leg! Fans rally again but Kanemaru gets Hiromu up to scoop and BRITISH- NO! Hiromu slips out and suplexes, but Kanemaru slips out! Kanemaru waistlocks, Hiromu elbows free and runs, but into a dropkick! Hiromu wobbles around, but he comes back to LARIAT! Both men are down and fans fire back up! Hiromu and Kanemaru slowly stir. Hiromu crawls over to Kanemaru and fireman’s carries! Kanemaru grabs the ref!

Hiromu lets Kanemaru down, Kanemaru shoves the ref at Hiromu! Then Kanemaru dropkicks Hiromu’s leg out, and hits a DRAGON SCREW! FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!! Hiromu endures, Kanemaru puts as much pressure as he can, but fans rally! Hiromu grabs at the ref, the ref reprimands, but Hiromu flails and reaches out! The fans are thunderous as Hiromu refuses to give up! Kanemaru drags him away from ropes and puts as much pressure as he can! Hiromu gives it one more try, and he crawls his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets Hiromu free, but he drags Hiromu back to SMASH the knee on the mat!

Kanemaru wants it again but Hiromu turns it into a cradle! TWO, Kanemaru has the cradle! TWO, Hiromu has the cradle! TWO, Kanemaru has it again! TWO, Kanemaru drags Hiromu up, suplex to the BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and fans fire up! Kanemaru crawls to the cover, TWO!! Hiromu is still in this but Kanemaru drags him back up. Scoop and SLAM into a drop zone, and Kanemaru goes up to MOONSAULT onto knees! Hiromu gets a pump handle cradle, and Hiromu wins!!

Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kanemaru earns 0)

Suzuki-Gun’s insurance policy is no longer undefeated in BOSJ 28! Will the Ticking Timebomb use this big win to spark his run at the top? But as Kanemaru takes his leave, Hiromu laughs at him. Kanemaru doesn’t like that so he gives Hiromu’s bad leg more stomps! The Heel Master is clearly sour over the loss, will he drink his sorrows away and rebound in the next round?


Best of the Super Juniors 28: El Desperado VS Master Wato!

This could be the moment of truth. The Rogue Luchador, the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, lost to Sho and Taiji Ishimori. Will the Way of the Grandmaster make the saying, “When it rains, it pours,” come true for Desperado? Or will Desperado take his frustrations out on Wato and finally get on the board?

The bell rings and fans rally up as Wato and Desperado circle. Wato tests the waters with a kick but Desperado stays back. Wato tries a roundhouse but Desperado also avoids it. They tie up, Desperado waistlocks but Wato switches. Desperado spins around to get a facelock, but Wato wrenches out to a wristlock. Desperado rolls, steps through to wrench and wristlock back. Wato rolls, kips up and wrenches back, but Desperado gets to ropes. Red Shoes calls the break and Wato lets off cleanly. Fans cheer as Wato and Desperado reset. They circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Wato manages to find a point of leverage but Desperado pushes him back.

Desperado wrenches the arm, hammerlocks it, but Wato slips around to hammerlock back. Desperado drop toeholds, floats and ties up the legs to then pull Wato’s hair. Red Shoes reprimands, so Desperado shifts to a chinlock. Desperado then shifts to the motorcycle stretch and he pushes down on Wato’s head with a foot. Wato fights up, Desperado wrenches but Wato wrenches back to wristlock, hammerlock, headlock and takeover! Desperado headscissors and holds Wato down as he kips. Desperado pushes up to put pressure on the neck, but Wato moves around to headstand and pop out. Wato then jumps on Desperado for a headlock!

Fans cheer the technical exchange, but Desperado makes it a cover. ONE, Wato holds on and grinds the headlock. Desperado fights up, powers his way out and has Wato’s arm. Wato gets around to get the headlock back! Desperado drags Wato down, floats all over and facelocks, to then spin and headlock. Wato slips out to get the headlock back again! Fans cheer the exchange, Desperado powers out to reel Wato in, but Wato powers out to get the headlock! Desperado endures the grind, and fans rally up as he throws body shots. Desperado powers out but Wato runs him over! Things speed up, Desperado hurdles but Wato leaps over and then eggs Desperado on.

Desperado runs in but Wato hurdles to then back elbow, uppercut and SOBAT! Fans rally up as Wato KICKS Desperado down! Cover, ONE!! Desperado bails out but Wato pursues to CLUB Desperado down. Wato puts Desperado in, wrenches an arm, snapmares and wrenches again! Desperado rolls but Wato floats to go for the armbar! Desperado clasps hands, Wato gets the SHORT ARM SCISSOR! Desperado endures, moves around, and reaches out with a foot to the ROPEBREAK! Wato lets go, but he stomps Desperado’s bad arm! Red Shoes reprimands, Wato lets off, but Desperado throws Wato out!

Desperado goes out after Wato to SLAP him! Desperado then brings Wato around to POST him! Fans rally up, Desperado shakes out the bad arm, and Desperado whips, only for Wato to reverse and send Desperado into railing! Wato gets in, fires up as he takes aim, but Desperado gets in as Wato slingshots! Wato lands on the apron to bail out of the plancha, but Wato then bumps Desperado off buckles! Wato aims again but Desperado DECKS him! Desperado goes back out, drags Wato up and wrenches to whip Wato into railing! Wato sits down and clutches his leg while Desperado shakes out the bad arm. Desperado mockingly asks what’s wrong before he stomps the bad leg.

Desperado gets the leg and SMASHES the knee on the floor! Fans cheer, the ring count starts and Desperado shakes out his arm. Desperado digs his heel into Wato’s face, lets off at 10 of 20 to then put Wato in at 14. Fans cheer as Desperado continues this in the ring. Desperado stomps the leg, stands on it at the ropes, but lets off with a stomp as Red Shoes reprimands. Desperado drags Wato up but Wato throws body shots. Desperado rakes eyes, Red Shoes reprimands, and Desperado CHOPS Wato in the corner. Desperado puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Red Shoes reprimands but Desperado pulls harder! Desperado lets off at 4, to then kick the leg!

Wato falls, Desperado gets his bad arm moving, and then he drags Wato up. Wato CHOPS back! Desperado stays up but Wato CHOPS again. Desperado CHOPS Wato off his feet! Cover, TWO! Desperado drags Wato by his leg and turns him over for a HALF CRAB! Wato endures, and gest the ROPEBREAK. Desperado holds on until 4, then “Oops!” drops a knee on the leg. Desperado drags Wato up, goes to suplex, but Wato blocks. Desperado knees low, tries again, but Wato slips out of the suplex, only to jam his bad leg. Desperado slaps Wato, runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Desperado flops out of the ring while fans rally up.

Wato builds speed, FLIES and takes Desperado down at the ramp! Fans rally back up while Wato gets his bad leg moving. Desperado is okay to continue, so Wato drags him up and puts him in the ring. Wato sees Desperado go to a corner so he runs in to back elbow! Wato whips corner to corner, just to YANK the bad arm! Wato then hops up and missile dropkicks Desperado down! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Wato waits on Desperado to stand, and then he KICKS and KICKS and SOBATS! Front kick and ROUND- NO! Desperado blocks that then dropkicks the leg out! Fans fire up as Desperado gets the leg for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then STRETCH MUFFLER!

Wato scrambles and gets the ROPEBREAK! Desperado thrashes the leg but lets off as Red Shoes counts. Fans rally back up as both men are down. Desperado gets back up, gets the bad arm moving again, and then stands on Wato’s bad leg. Wato grabs ropes so Desperado lets off to stand him back up. Desperado wants the leg but Wato elbows him away. Desperado ROCKS Wato with an elbow of his own! Desperado gets the leg, but Wato knees free of the shinbreaker! Desperado kicks back, runs, but into a BOOT! Wato runs but into an elbow! Desperado runs but Wato dodges to come back, roll to the sunset flip! TWO, and Wato has Desperado in a BUTTERFLY CLUTCH!

Desperado endures as Wato bends the arms and pulls on the head! Fans rally as Desperado moves around. Desperado reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK with a foot! Wato lets go quickly and fires himself up. Fans rally as Wato wrenches Desperado. Desperado rakes eyes and puts Wato in a corner! Desperado kicks the bad leg, catches his breath and runs in, but blocks Wato’s boot! Wato ENZUGIRIS Desperado away! Wato goes to the apron, springboards and FLYING UPPERCUTS Desperado down! Fans fire up, Wato wrenches and hooks Desperado up, MOUSE TRAP DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Desperado escapes but Wato just goes back to the apron.

Wato climbs as fans rally back up. Wato leaps, RPP FLOPS as Desperado dodges! Desperado aims from the corner now, and he runs up to hook Wato into the Mouse Trap! TWO, and Wato sobats! Desperado ducks the Screw High Kick to get the STRETCH MUFFLER! Wato endures, flails, reaches, but Desperado thrashes the leg! Desperado drags Wato from the ropes, Wato rolls him to a cover! TWO!! Both men are shocked, but Wato ROUNDHOUSES Desperado down! Wato roars and fans fire up as he goes to ropes. Wato wants Desperado to stand as he takes aim. Desperado rises, into the SCREW HIGH KICK! Cover, TWO!! Desperado survives and fans are fired up again!

Wato drags Desperado up, reels him in, and scoops, but Desperado slips out to ripcord and SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Desperado floats, hooks Wato up, GUITARRA DEL ANGEL! Cover, TWO! Fans are thunderous now as both men slowly rise. Desperado stands and fires up as he gets Wato to his feet. Desperado reels Wato in, underhooks the arms, but Wato fights Pinche to tilt-o-whirl and roll up, PRAWN HOLD! TWO and Desperado sunset flips! TWO, but Desperado gets the STRETCH MUFFLER! He gets Wato’s arm and has NUMERO DOS! Then he rolls Wato from the ropes, to get NUMERO DOS PLUS!! Wato quits, Desperado wins!!

Winner: El Desperado, by submission (gains 2 points; Wato earns 0)

The third time IS the charm, and Desperado is finally on the board! Will Wato have to wait a little longer until he’s ready for the top spot? But Desperado gets the mic before Wato leaves to say, “That’s right. You beat me in last year’s Super Juniors, didn’t you?” Desperado’s been calling Wato an idiot for the past year, and… Yeah, Wato’s still an idiot! But Wato showed that he’s watching the champion very closely. Wato knew to go after Desperado’s neck and shoulder after Ishimori made him tap out. Why would he otherwise? Desperado will give Wato some credit, then.

“Well, moving on… It took three days of this tournament, but I finally won. Yeah, that’s right! I haven’t had my spot to boast yet. After beating you, I have my chance.” And “those other guys,” aka House of Torture, didn’t show but Taguchi was looking for ’em, right? Their Super Junior fight is over, but he knows they’ll meet again. Wato better practice. Desperado vows that “The champion who sits at 1-2 will win from here on out. And what kind of match will Hiromu and I have?” What do Hiromu and Wato have in common? “You’re idiots!”

He knows this tournament isn’t only about himself and Hiromu, but Desperado vows to win the BOSJ! Then he’ll be in the Dome with a match! But is this late start in time for him to take the block? Or will his fate be in the hands of everyone else around him?


Here are the current BOSJ 28 standings!

SHO: 3-0, 6 points
Taiji Ishimori: 2-1, 4 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 2-1, 4 points
Douki: 2-1, 4 points
Bushi: 2-1, 4 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-1, 4 points
El Desperado: 1-2, 2 points
El Phantasmo: 1-2, 2 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 1-2, 2 points
Master Wato: 1-2, 2 points
Robbie Eagles: 1-2, 2 points
YOH: 0-3, 0 points

My Thoughts:

A very good round for BOSJ, but not quite like the others. ELP finally getting his win to give Douki his loss was a natural move, Douki wasn’t going to keep that momentum up. Yoh gives good matches but continues to lose because again, that’s the story. Yoh is really only going to have a chance to win getting his revenge on Sho. And I really like how they cleverly made Taguchi anticipate House of Torture to the point where it cost him against Sho, much in the way wanting to expose ELP’s loaded boot cost him winning the tag titles. Eagles VS Ishimori was very good, but in similar fashion to Yoh, Eagles is going to go up and down as he tries to recover from losing the title.

Kanemaru VS Hiromu was very good, with great story elements of the bad leg being a target for Kanemaru. With that, Hiromu winning by a quick pin, not a finisher, was actually very smart. Desperado VS Wato was also very good, but rather plotting in its pace. Wato gets probably one of his better matches out of this but of course Desperado finally gets his win. Desperado’s closing promo was great stuff, calling out Sho and House of Torture while also nodding to his rival, Hiromu. Desperado’s run from here could be quite a great one given he’s the champion trying to win the tournament and determine his own fate.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s WWE Raw Results & Report! (1/17/22)

Is Becky Lynch sweatin’ Doudrop?



WWE Raw 2022

The Man prepares for the Royal Rumble!

“Doudrop” Piper Niven is coming for the Raw Women’s Championship, and she won’t be Manhandled so easily! How will Becky Lynch counter Piper’s power?


  • Bianca Belair & Liv Morgan VS “Doudrop” Piper Niven & Becky Lynch; Piper & Becky win.
  • Damian Priest VS Kevin Owens; Kevin wins.
  • Finn Balor VS Austin Theory; Theory wins.
  • Nikki A.S.H. VS Rhea Ripley; No Contest.
  • Reggie w/ Dana Brooke VS Omos; Omos wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Street Profits & The Mysterios VS Apollo Crews, Commander Azeez & The Dirty Dawgs; The Street Profits & Mysterios win.
  • Bobby Lashley w/ MVP VS Seth Rollins; Lashley wins, by disqualification.


Becky Lynch heads to the ring!

Tulsa, Oklahoma, The Man has come ’round! Fans chant her name as she gets the mic, and she welcomes them to the Big Time! “Now we are less than two weeks away from the Royal Rumble, and the Raw Women’s Division has never been hotter. And whether you like to admit it or not, there’s only one person responsible for that, and that’s me.” Becky says it is so hot that there are stars from generations past, like Lita, Mickie James and the Bella Twins, all hoping that they can win the Rumble and challenge the #VanGOAT at WrestleMania. Face it, they need Becky because she makes stars.

Look no further than Doudrop. Becky has kindly given her the biggest opportunity of her life, a taste of the Big Time at one of the biggest events of the year. The people didn’t get her that! Piper Niven didn’t get it for herself. Becky did that! That is what Becky does! She makes people better, than she beats ’em! But Becky will admit that she admires Piper’s tenacity. She came from the rolling hills of Scotland and made a name for herself. Well no, someone else had to make up a name for her. So Becky will shoot it straight for “Doudou.” A doudrop will never be champion so long as The Man is still here.

But speaking of, here she comes! Piper storms right up to the ring, gets herself a mic and says she’s gonna tell Becky something. “You didn’t get me anything. I got myself this title match at Royal Rumble. But if it was really your plan to face me instead of Bianca, than it’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made. Just make sure you stay well out of my way tonight.” Becky says she did get Piper that win last week, and if Piper just follows her lead, they’ll get a win here tonight. But here comes Bianca Belair! “Oh, Becky. You really out here spittin’ all this nonsense about being the GOAT, the greatEST of all time, but let me remind y’all that you can’t spell greatest without E S T.”

Bianca joins Piper and Becky in the ring as fans chant for “EST! EST!” Bianca reminds us SHE is the EST of WWE. And Doudrop, uh, okay. The only reason Piper is facing Becky is because Ms. Big Time was so scared of Bianca, she interfered in last week’s match. But girl, uh-uh. That’s just buyin’ time. Because Bianca is officially entering the Royal Rumble match! And it’s gonna be every woman for themselves, so if Bianca’s gotta throw out every 29 other women like she did last year, she’ll do it. Then she’ll go main event WrestleMania… again. And Bianca can go after whichever champion she wants, which could be Becky or Piper.

But now, Bianca’s tag partner, Liv Morgan, arrives! “Well, well, well, Bianca. We may be tag teaming tonight, but I am also officially entering myself in the Royal Rumble match. And that’s not all, that’s not all. Because in two weeks, I’m also the one winning it.” But that means Bianca will be one of the 29 she outlasts on the way to WrestleMania. But since we’re on the same page- Piper pretends to snore and then says this is boring. Everyone, shut up and ref, get in here! Piper wants to fight, but it’s Becky who riles up Liv and Bianca, and then uses Piper as a shield! Piper welcomes someone to bring it, but this starts after the break.


Chad Gable prepares a speech.

“Greetings and salutations…” Otis walks over, the valedictorian of The Alpha Academy. Will this graduation ceremony go off without a hitch?


Bianca Belair & Liv Morgan VS “Doudrop” Piper Niven & Becky Lynch!

Raw returns and the bell rings, and Bianca dropkicks Piper! Piper stays up but Bianca whips. Piper blocks, reverses, but Bianca goes up tot ell Piper to kiss this. Then Bianca leaps over Piper, spins her around and reels her in, but Piper blocks the suplex. Piper suplexes, Bianca slips out and then dodges in the corner! Piper hits buckles, Bianca ROCKS Piper with a forearm, then runs in to ram Piper. Piper rebounds to run Bianca over! Piper runs, Becky tags in! Piper is annoyed with Becky but Becky says she’s got this. They argue, Becky turns around into a dropkick! Bianca kips up, tags Liv, Liv dodges Becky to DECK Piper and SHOTGUN Becky!

Becky is in a corner, Liv back body blocks, then SHINING WIZARDS! Liv whips, Becky reverses but Liv stops to back elbow. Liv goes up to leap and missile dropkick Becky down! Liv then brings Becky around, springboard CODE BREAKER! Cover, Piper breaks it! Bianca gets in to ROCK Piper, but she can’t lift Piper for the torture rack. Piper shoves Bianca into a corner and SPLASHES! Piper runs at Liv but Liv sends her out! Becky rolls Liv up, has feet on the ropes, TWO! Liv kicks low, KICKS again, then runs in, but Becky dodges! Liv elbows Becky again, but runs into a MANHANDLE SLAM! Cover, Piper breaks it?! But that was her own teammate!

Piper drags Becky out of the way, wants to cover, but she’s not legal! So Piper hurries back to her corner, tags herself in, and then runs to SPLASH Liv! Cover, Piper and Becky win!

Winners: “Doudrop” Piper Niven & Becky Lynch, by pinfall

Then Piper celebrates by giving Becky a VADER SEATED SENTON! Piper laughs as she looms over Becky, but will she have the last laugh at the Rumble?


Reggie and Dana Brooke talk with someone.

Reggie knows they’ve faced giants in their career, so can they give Reggie any advice when facing Omos tonight? The person he’s talking to is Edge! Edge thinks, and he tells Reggie that he can do things Edge can’t even comprehend. So he has a chance? Hell no! Beth Phoenix scolds Edge with a smack, and Edge says he still wishes Reggie luck. And Beth talks with Dana real quick. She’s seen Dana bust her butt for years here, so it’s so great Dana has a title. Dana thanks Beth for that, and hurries away to keep up with Reggie. Edge and Beth then see Damian Priest. They shake hands and hug and Priest is happy to see the Grit Couple.

Edge says he likes what he sees with Priest’s other side. Yeah, Priest’s other side is a bit edgy, but being serious here, Priest wants some ideas on the Rumble match. Edge has experience, having won two, one of which he won from starting first. There’s no better man to ask for pointers than Edge. Well cardio is one thing, but the main thing is to keep doing you. Priest’s style is working. Someone brings over a note for Beth, and it’s from Maryse. She wants to meet Beth 1v1, woman to woman. Edge says that’s suspicious. Beth is of course going to go but Edge is going to go with her. Beth agrees, and Edge says he and Priest can talk more later. What will the It Couple have planned for the Grit Couple?

Kevin Owens then walks over to ask Priest something. Kevin is looking forward to their match tonight. Really? Yeah, no lie! He’s looking- Oh, right, because Kevin’s so honest. Yes, especially having a good, clean match. Good competition, show off some technical prowess. But also that side, that nutso, vicious side. That side shouldn’t come out. Kevin is just hoping for them having a good, clean match. Kevin also has an announcement to make, so see you then. Good talk. Kevin and his tie hurries off, but will Priest keep Damian from tearing into the Prizefighter?

Kevin heads to the ring!

The KO Show is back, and tonight’s guest is Seth Freakin’ Rollins! What will Kevin ask his new best buddy? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns and Kevin welcomes us to his show. He wishes he could say it’s good to be here in Tulsa, but that would be a vile lie because this place is brutal. Don’t get mad at him telling the truth! And another truth is that Kevin has a very special guest. He is a man Kevin is proud to call his best friend, and after this man beats Roman Reigns at the Royal Rumble like he has in a plethora of matches before, he will be called the Universal Champion. Please welcome Seth! FRRRRREAKIN’! ROLLINS~! Rollins makes his way out to the ring, fired up as always, but especially now after having evaded a Bloodline beatdown on SmackDown last Friday.

Rollins takes up a mic and Kevin lets Rollins decide if they sit or stand. Rollins wants to stand, so he and Kevin kick the chairs aside. Kevin thanks Rollins for accepting his invitation to be a guest. Kevin wants to tell Rollins that he admires Rollins so much. There is so much Kevin admires about Rollins. From the great suits, like this striped one. He looks like a million bucks! MAHVELOUS! And even more so, Kevin admires Rollins’ courage. Do people realize how much guts it took for Rollins to show up on SmackDown, into the lion’s den, get face to face with Roman, and berate him into realizing that “The Head of the Table” is only possible because Rollins set the table.

“Yes, yes, yes! Kev, you hit the nail on the head right there!” Friday got a little testy, but the truth is, Roman’s rattled. Roman’s nervous, and dare Rollins say, Roman is scared. He’s scared! You heard it here first! Roman took the low road taking shots at Rollins’ family, sending the Usos after him. But everyone saw that the Usos couldn’t get the job done. Rollins says Roman is playing checkers while Rollins is playing chess! If Roman keeps this up, winning at the Rumble will be like taking candy from a baby. A little baby Roman! And Rollins will turn the title from blue to red and bring the Universal Championship back to their show, Monday Night Raw!

That’s huge! When Rollins wins, he’s staying on Raw with Kevin! Yes, 100%! Incredible! Then that means Raw has the best champion! Raw wouldn’t need Lesnar or Lashley, they’d have Rollins! Kevin again hits the nail on the head. Get rid of Lesnar. Rollins has a match with Lashley tonight, they can get rid of Lashley tonight! Who knows? Kevin likes the sound of that. But he has something of his own to announce and it is “earth shattering.” It will change the face of the industry! Right here and now, Kevin is officially declaring for the Royal Rumble! Rollins says that IS earth shattering!

Kevin will win the Rumble, Rollins will beat Roman, and the WWE Universe will get the match they… well, not deserve. But they’ll get the biggest Mania main-event ever! SETH FREAKIN’ ROLLINS VS KEVIN FREAKIN’ OWENS! Rollins likes where Kevin’s head is at. But here comes Damian Priest! Rollins says this is his time and Kevin’s show! If Priest steps any closer, Kevin will kick his ass! Kevin wants Rollins to stop but Priest tells Rollins to shut up! They’re both delusional idiots! There is not one person on this planet that believes Rollins will win at the Rumble. And Kevin is just a liar, so he isn’t winning, either.

And if Kevin doesn’t want to see Damian, then don’t wake him up. Oh and by the way, Priest talked with Pearce and Sonya. Their match tonight? That starts NOW! Kevin is freaking out, but Rollins tries to encourage him. Will it not matter when the Archer of Infamy takes aim?


Veer Mahaan.

In the animal kingdom, the lion bides its time as it hunts its prey. Step by step, until it finally strikes, leaving only scraps for the hyenas. When will the Million Dollar Arm finally strike?


Damian Priest VS Kevin Owens!

Raw returns and the bell rings. They tie up, Kevin waistlocks, but Priest pries free to wrench to a wristlock. Kevin rolls, headlocks, but Priest uses a chinbar to push Kevin back and power out. Kevin rams Priest, but then Kevin apologizes, Things speed up, Priest runs Kevin over with a shoulder! Priest runs in at the corner, but Kevin puts him on the apron! Kevin elbows Priest away, but Priest ROUNDHOUSES back! Priest steps in but into a SHOTGUN! Kevin stomps Priest at the ropes, lets off as the ref counts, then drags Priest to center for a SENTON! Kevin wraps on a chinlock and leans on Priest but fans rally up.

Priest fights up, priest the hold open but Kevin CLUBS him on the back. Kevin CHOPS, whips, but Priest reverses. Kevin KCISK back, CHOPS again, and CHOPS! Priest snarls, but Kevin apologizes again. This is just good, clean wrestling! Priest cools off, but then he fires off fast hands! WHEEL KICK! Kevin goes to a corner, Priest runs in but Kevin bails out. Fans boo, Priest keeps cool, but then Priest goes out the side. Priest runs in around the way, leaps off the steps, into a SUPERKICK! Kevin gets back in the ring to refresh the count, then FROG SPLASHES off the apron! Kevin roars while Priest sputters! Kevin drags Priest up and in as Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Priest CLOBBERS Kevin! Fans fire up as Priest aims from a corner, and Priest throws haymakers! Priest fires off KICK after KICK, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Kevin rebounds, into a FLAPJACK! Priest runs at Kevin in the corner, for a big back elbow! Priest reels Kevin in, but Kevin wrenches out to ROCK Priest! Kevin whips, Priest rebounds to LARIAT! Priest gets Kevin up for the BROKEN ARROW! Cover, TWO! Priest is annoyed but he drags Kevin up. Priest ROCKS Kevin with a right, hoists him up top in the corner and ROCKS him again! Priest climbs up, but Kevin hits back!

Priest and Kevin brawl, Priest gets the edge. Priest brings Kevin up, but Kevin blocks the superplex! Kevin throws body shots, and even a headbutt! Kevin headbutts again, Priest falls down! Kevin adjusts, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Kevin thinks of what he has to do now. Kevin aims, kicks but no stunner! Kevin ducks the heel kick, tries gain, but Priest dragon sleepers! But Kevin slips free to pop Priest up, SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives again and Kevin is shocked! Fans rally up, Kevin aims, kicks, but Priest blocks to spin and ROUNDHOUSE! Kevin wobbles into a choke grip, SOUTH OF HEAVEN CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO!!

Priest is shocked that Kevin survives! Kevin rolls away to a corner but Priest follows. Priest throws hands, whips Kevin corner to corner, but Kevin falls, clutching his leg. The ref checks on Kevin, Kevin flounders up saying it’s cramping up. The ref wants a medic to check this, fans boo but Priest isn’t sure what to make of this. But then Kevin suckers him in for a STUNNER!! Cover, Kevin wins!

Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall

Priest was right about Kevin being a liar! But now, Kevin could also be a contender! Will Kevin add the US Championship to his Road to WrestleMania?


Backstage interview with Nikki A.S.H.

What is her plan heading into tonight’s match with former tag partner, Rhea Ripley? Nikki tells Sarah that this is no different than any other match. It is clear to Nikki now that she stands on her own, and she couldn’t feel any better. Rhea should be down and out, completely mortified after being proven the friend Nikki didn’t think she was. But Nikki, you were the one who attacked Rhea- Sarah, you need to get your facts straight! Rhea is the one who broke up the team. Rhea is the one who decided to take their friendship and flush it! She is the villain, not Nikki! And Nikki is the closest thing that the people of Tulsa will ever have to a real hero. She will be the People’s Hero.

And sometimes, heroes have to do things that regular people don’t understand. After tonight, Rhea will realize that she needs a superhero, whether she likes it or not. Nikki strikes her superhero pose and walks away, but will Rhea’s brutality smack some sense into her?


The Alpha Academy heads to the ring.

Pomp & Circumstance plays because today is Otis’ graduation! Will the NEW Raw Tag Team Champions be celebrating on top of their big title victory from last week?

Raw returns and Gable is at the podium. “Greetings and salutations my fellow colleagues and… Oh who am I kidding? I don’t have any colleagues here, considering I’m an Olympian with a Master’s Degree that did it with an immaculate 4.0 GPA! Thank you! Don’t do that. Don’t boo education. That’s gross, everybody.” But it makes sense, since the odds of anyone in Oklahoma having a Master’s, let alone graduating high school, are slim to none! Now shoosh! Tonight is about celebrating. Not just an institution but an individual. Gable could go on and on about himself, because his list is long.

But tonight is about a man who overcame the odds. An absolute tree trunk in the ring and a great student in the classroom. Gable’s prized pupil, his protégé, his number one guy, OTIS! Gable’s so proud. Last week, Otis applied the lessons and passed his final exam by decimating the moronic RKBRO and claimed the Academy’s rightful spot as tag team champions! So tonight, it is Gable’s honor and pleasure- Fans chant with “RKBRO! RKBRO!” They’re trying to have a ceremony for Otis! Gable presents to Otis, who has no last name anymore, the highest graduating honors from the Alpha Academy! The music plays again as they hug it out.

Gable says Otis has the floor. Look at that face! Otis thanks Chad, and says Gable has helped him reach his full potential. But now he has a warning: expect pure carnage for anyone who messes with the titles! They ain’t stopping, and they ain’t ever gonna stop! But here comes Matt Riddle! The Bro is in his own graduation gown, but it has mismatched sleeves… Riddle asks, “What’s up, bros? Big O, you’re looking pretty, pretty tight. And you guys don’t even wanna know what I had to get this graduation gown on time.” But when he got invited to this ceremony, he knew he had to make a very special speech.

Riddle brings out his speech, written on a napkin from this morning’s breakfast buffet. “Fellow graduates and Tulsinians. IT felt like just last week, Randy and I were the WWE Raw Tag Team Champions. We were livin’ on the edge, drivin’ with the top down, lettin’ the wind blow through our hair. We were just a couple o’ young, wild stallions runnin’ free. But today is graduation day. And our lives will change forever. Randy would always say, ‘Life comes at ya pretty fast.'” Gable stops him there, he has no idea what he’s going on about. Riddle was NOT invited to this. And Oklahoma can’t afford to lose another braincell, so just be on your way.

Riddle has “Gablestiltskin” take it easy. Riddle wants to say how proud he is of them. Them and their astronomical necks. See? He can use big words, too, Chad! Gable says Riddle is an idiot. He already ruined Otis’ night, so get to the point. RKBRO wants a rematch? Problem is, Riddle probably can’t even define the word rematch. Riddle so can! A rematch is… uh… when you have to light something up twice! Like a candle! But hey, a rematch sounds like a pretty sick idea. Fans wanna see it! Gable knew it. No wonder Orton left Riddle high and dry. Where even is he? Riddle unzips his gown to show off his “Hey Raaaandy” shirt.

Gable and Otis will give them a rematch, under one condition: they have to prove their mental aptitude in an Alpha Academy Academic Challenge! Otis suddenly looks worried. TO spell it out, it’s Riddle & Randy VS the Academy to prove the smarter team! Because we already saw who the physically dominant team is! Whoa, an academic challenge? Like Billy Madison? Or more like Wheel of Fortune? Riddle loves spinning that wheel, and maybe he and Otis could run in a giant hamster wheel. Gable kinda looks like a jacked hamster, but with three times the brains. Otis is furious and throws off his gown! Riddle wants Otis to back it up and cool off.

Otis storms up the ramp, barking about this being his night! But Orton gets in the ring to RKO Gable!! And then Riddle trips up Otis on the apron! RKBRO got one over on the Academy, and now Orton wears one of the red graduation gowns! Orton gets the mic to then tell the Academy, “We accept!” Will Riddle & Orton get PhDs in kicking the Academy’s asses?


Austin Theory visits Vince McMahon.

Theory thanks Vince for the rematch with Finn Balor. But uh, what’s Vince watching on his TV? It was the previous match, where Finn won. Oh… Theory knows he lost, but then he beat the hell outta Finn and nearly ended his career. In fact, it was like a half victory. No such thing. So tonight, Theory needs to beat Finn and beat him up. If Theory doesn’t, Vince will get someone to drag Theory to this office and Vince will beat Theory up! Smash him all over, and by the time he’s finished, it’ll just be blood, snot and broken teeth. Then Vince will take a selfie with that. And send it to Mama Theory! Oh… Theory has been warned, will he make good on this rematch?


WWE honors Martin Luther King Jr.

“Now is the time to make real the promises of democracy. That all men would be guaranteed the unalienable rights of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.” That dream of MLK’s, where we judge not by the color of skin but by character, is still alive. We will all reach the Promised Land together.


Finn Balor VS Austin Theory!

Raw returns and Theory makes his entrance. The Prince is back after being out a month, will he make Theory pay for every minute he’s missed? The bell rings, they circle and tie up, and Theory puts Finn on ropes. The ref counts, Theory lets off but Finn blocks the cheap shot to kick and headlock! Finn thrashes to grind Theory down, Theory powers out but Finn ducks and dodges, only for Theory to CLOBBER him with an elbow! Theory drags Finn out of the ring to smack off the apron! And then whip him into barriers! Theory goes into the ring and the ring count climbs. Finn stands but Theory goes out after him.

Theory whips, Finn reverses, and Theory hits barriers! Finn then hits a SLINGBLADE! Theory writhes, the count is rising, and Raw goes to break.

Raw returns and Finn rallies, trips and DOUBLE STOMPS Theory down! Theory goes to a corner, Finn runs in and CHOPS! Finn whips Theory corner to corner, Theory reverse but Finn reverses back, ELBOW DROP DDT! Cover, TWO! Finn snarls, Theory crawl to ropes and Finn KICKS him out of the ring! Finn drags Theory up but Theory HOTSHOTS! Theory somersaults in, but into a SLINGBLADE! Finn then runs, into a LARIAT from Theory! Theory hauls Finn up to FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Fireman’s carry, A T- NO! Finn makes it a roll up, TWO! Theory and Finn get up, and Finn goes to the apron. Finn shoulders into Theory, GAMANGIRIS, then climbs up!

But Theory avoids the Coup De Grace to somersault SHOTGUN! Fireman’s carry, A T L!! Cover, Theory wins!

Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall

Theory saves himself from Vince’s wrath, and he gets his victory selfie. But to make good on what Vince told him, Theory fires off fists! Theory then drags Finn up, fireman’s carries again, for another A T L! Theory tells Finn to expect the unexpected. But will Finn find a way to teach Theory and Mr. McMahon respect for The Prince?


Nikki A.S.H. VS Rhea Ripley!

Before the match, Rhea is interviewed backstage. How does she respond to Nikki saying it was Rhea who ruined the relationship? Rhea says she never intended for this to hurt their friendship. But Nikki made up her mind. Rhea isn’t one to forgive very easily, so what kind of hero attacks a friend? If Rhea’s the villain here, than Nikki’s more delirious than Rhea thought. It’s time to remind everyone who Rhea Ripley is. Is Nikki in for a Nightmare tonight?

Raw returns and Nikki makes her entrance, but then so do Queen Zelina Vega and Carmella. Mella says, “Hear ye, hear ye, Tulsa. The Most Beautiful Woman in All of WWE and Your Queen have arrived to tell everyone in this dusty arena that everything we predicted about Nikki A.S.H. has come true.” Zelina’s word is absolute, and therefore she is correct by default. Not only is she a beloved queen, but also a fairy godmother. Rhea would never have been rid of Nikki without their little push. Rhea should be thanking them! Because they’ve been telling Rhea for weeks that if she stuck with an Almost Superhero, she’d never be nothing more than an almost threat.

But seems things are too late. Rhea doesn’t look like anything more than a low class loser. Without Nikki as her security blanket, does Rhea have what it takes? As Zelina’s said, you’re either the most powerful women in the room, or you’re nothing. Zelina is queen, but Rhea will be standing there, covered in trash, looking for someone to leech off of. Rhea doesn’t have the guts to be champion all on her own. Rhea tells them to bring it, then, but Nikki goes after Rhea! The ref wants Nikki to let off, but Nikki keeps hammering Rhea down! Rhea hits back but Nikki throws Rhea down! Nikki is seething, and then she drags Rhea up. Rhea kicks Nikki away but Nikki throws her out!

Nikki WRECKS Rhea with a dropkick, then goes out to RAM her into steel steps! The Almost Superhero leaves Rhea down, but the match is called off. Will Rhea get right? Or will she get revenge?


Dana Brooke and Reggie regroup backstage.

What did they talk about? Staying low and staying mobile. That’s right! Reggie is faster, stronger and amazing! Use Omos’ size against him, tire him out, and go for the legs. Meanwhile, R-Truth, Akira Tozawa, Tamina, and a referee are watching while eating popcorn. Dana says Reggie can be vicious and ruthless while also super athletic. Reggie says, “Who am I kidding?” He ran into Omos full speed and bounced off him! Dana says Reggie is the most capable man she knows. Just stay away from him. But even Dana looks worried. Truth says Dana must really hate Reggie. She just told him to get got! Will Reggie even survive his run-in with Omos?

Reggie w/ Dana Brooke VS Omos!

Raw returns and Reggie makes his entrance. Dana is cheering him on, but she still looks very worried. Omos points out the clear height difference, and then he roars! Even that scares Reggie! But then here come the 24/7 Championship hunters! Dana runs into the ring, scoots under Omos and out the other side. Omos catches Tozawa, TOSSES him out, then CLOBBERS Truth! Tamina stares Omos down and Reggie climbs the corner. Tamina goes around Omos, the bell rings, and Reggie leaps! Into Omos’ arms! Omos uses both hands for the MOUNTAIN TOSS! Omos says it’s that easy. Cover, Omos wins.

Winner: Omos, by pinfall

Omos didn’t break a sweat with that one! Will the colossus of Raw continue to dominate until he’s on top of the world?


Maryse heads to the ring!

As her note said, she is here to talk with Beth face-to-face. But will that all this be? Or do Miz & Mrs. have a plan for the Glamazon? We find out, after the break.

Raw returns and Maryse has a mic to say, “Bonsoir (good evening), Tulsa.” She assures us The Miz couldn’t make it. He has a very big mouth and likes to agree to things without asking her first, so tonight, she is cleaning up his mess. She then asks Beth to come out alone so they can do this right. Woman to woman, wife to wife and mother to mother, Maryse wants to talk. Beth makes her entrance, but Edge still follows her out. Maryse wants Edge to wait on the ramp until they’ve had this conversation. There aren’t many ways to put this, but the match at the Rumble, it has to be canceled. Uh, okay. This oughta be good, so Beth is all ears.

Maryse says she doesn’t want it, surely Beth doesn’t want it, and the fans don’t want it! Fans boo, they DO want it. Maryse is trying to have a heartfelt moment, guys. Really? Really? Really? Maryse is sure sounding like Miz here… Maryse says she has the mic, so she can be louder than everyone here. It doesn’t matter what you think! Now she’s The Rock? But anyway, Maryse wants Beth to listen. They’re from the same generation in WWE. They fought together. Remember those two minute matches? Fans chant, “You Suck!” but Maryse asks if they’re done.

But Beth, c’mon. They fought together and made the Women’s Division what it is today! They’re great at what they do! Just look at them! Women nowadays main event WrestleMania thanks to these two! So if anything, Maryse thinks that they should be on the same team. They should be a unit! Friends! Even their daughters can be friends! They can have play dates, dinners, or even just a coffee. Beth wants Maryse to know that she speaks for everyone here when she says, “Just shut up!” Seriously? BFF’s? Playdates? Is anyone buying this? NOPE! So that means Maryse takes acting lessons from The Miz.

Beth boils it down to a simple answer: the match is NOT off. Beth is NOT missing the chance to tag team with her husband for the first time ever. And she is NOT missing the chance to Glam Slam Maryse’s ass through the canvas! In fact, why not give the fans a preview? Beth storms up to the ring but Maryse stays put. Wait, Miz attacks Edge at the ramp! But Edge DECKS Miz! Maryse really was lying about Miz being at home! But then Maryse CLOBBERS Beth with her purse! What’s in that bag?! Maryse and Miz decide to show us: it was a BRICK! A literal BRICK! Maryse tosses her hair back and celebrates with The Miz. But will Edge and Beth only look to break The It Couple for that one?


The Street Profits are fired up backstage!

Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford have a dream! The dream is that they have a plan and will execute it and win! The best part is, they do it in Tulsa, Oklahoma~! YESSIR! All the bodies in the ring, it’ll be like a mini Rumble. Which is great cuz the Profits were the first to declare for this year’s Rumble! Their first one, tossin’ bodies! But will Ford throw Dawkins? Rey Mysterio & Dom walk over to say not to worry. They’re a team tonight, and they’ll also be in the Rumble. Rey has to get this off his chest: Los Mysterios will outlast 28 other men in the Rumble. And then, not only will they throw those guys out, they’ll take the Mysterio name back to the Mania main event!

Okay, all due respect, that’s only if the Profits don’t make it there first. Because the Profits are up! And WE WANT THE SMOKE! Will these four burn it down to then light it up on the Road to WrestleMania?

8 Man Tag: The Street Profits & The Mysterios VS Apollo Crews, Commander Azeez & The Dirty Dawgs!

Raw returns and the Dawgs make their entrance. Then the Pride of Nigeria and his right hand man make their entrance. Teams sort out, Dolph Ziggler starts against Dom. They tie up, Dom waistlocks but Ziggler elbows free. Ziggler talks trash, runs, but Dom follows to RANA! Dom runs at Ziggler in the corner but Ziggler CLOBBERS Dom! Tag to Robert Roode and he stomps Dom. Roode drags Dom up, suplexes, but Dom knees free! Dom kicks low, tags Rey, and Rey gets a boost to RANA! Rey whips, Roode reverses but Rey dodges and tilt-o-whirl headscissors! Rey runs in but Roode puts him on the apron. Rey DECKS Roode, climbs, and leaps, but the rana is blocked

Roode brings Rey up, but Rey RANAS Roode out of the ring! Ziggler and Dom get in, Dom whips but Ziggler throws Dom up and out! Ford and Dawkins DROPKCIK Ziggler out! All eight men are on the outside now and shouting, but the ref keeps the peace while Raw goes to break!

Raw returns, Roode tags Ziggler and the Dawgs double whip Rey to double elbow him down. Then the Dawgs hit Rey’s corner to knock everyone down! Fans boo but Ziggler drags Rey over to tag Apollo. Apollo hits a STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Ziggler is upset on Apollo’s behalf, but Apollo decides he’ll finish it now. Apollo gets Rey up, trophy lifts, but Rey fights free to a DDT! Both men are down and fans fire up! Rey crawls, Dawks is back! Hot tag to the Curse of Greatness! And he rallies on everyone! He hurdles Apollo to hit a FLYING BACK ELBOW! Roode runs into an EXPLODER! Ziggler runs into an EXPLODER!

Dawkins gives Apollo a CYCLONE SPLASH, then the SILENCER! But Azeez gets in to break the cover! Ford returns to ENZIGURI Azeez out! The Dawgs TOSS Ford out! But the Mysterios dropkick the Dawgs onto the ropes! STEREO 619’s! Dom goes up and out to LEAP at Azeez! But Azeez catches him! Rey jumps to add on, the Mysterios take out Azeez! But Apollo rolls Dawkins up! TWO, and pop-up for SKY HIGH! Tag to Ford, he’s up top! FROM THE HEAVENS!! Cover, the Profits & Mysterios win!

Winners: The Street Profits & The Mysterios, by pinfall

Ford was five-star again with that splash, but then the Mysterios decide to dump the Profits out! Rey says that’s nothing personal, just a sample of the Rumble. And then he dumps Dom out! The son’s got a lot to learn still. But will Dom & Rey look to be in that final handful at the Rumble to put their name back on the WrestleMania marquee?


WWE looks at the parallels of Lashley and Lesnar.

“Forge: to form by heating and hammering; to beat into shape.” Great warriors are born at the forge, shaped by the heat of the fire and tried in the brutality of combat. This is the beginning of two such warriors. “The great plains often invoke idyllic dreams of an unending cascades of crops and green pastures. But in winter, these dreams are overtaken by the harsh reality of desolation and decay. It is here that the heart of a Beast was forged, and a Conqueror was born.” Brock Lesnar is a two-time NCAA All American with over 100 victories, and the NCAA Division I Heavyweight Champion. And just five months after his WWE debut, The Next Big Thing was WWE Champion.

After ravaging every challenger in the WWE, the Beast would go to the UFC, and in just three fights, he’d reign supreme as the UFC Heavyweight Champion. Then upon returning to the WWE, Lesnar’s path of devastation continued. He took 16-time WWE Champion John Cena to Suplex City, ended The Undertaker’s WrestleMania undefeated streak, and cemented his dominance as a three-time Universal and six-time World Champion. He is a Beast without limits, without remorse, and without fear.

“Discipline. Restraint. Control. It is from these fires that the All Mighty was forged. Son of a US Army drill sergeant, Bobby Lashley learned at an early age that only by rigorously harnessing his natural ability that he would the greatness that he sought.” A three-time NAIA wrestling champion, Lashley would follow his father’s footsteps into the Army, and he honed his craft onto his way to winning gold in the Armed Forces Championship. Lashley would emerge in WWE as a peak physical specimen, unleashing a torrent of physical power and ferocity. But while he won gold, Lashley couldn’t quite find that next level.

A sojourn into MMA ignited the fires and Lashley had a 15-2 record. Then he’d return to the WWE and he would unleash havoc on opponent after opponent with his arsenal of high impact moves, headlined by the Hurt Lock full nelson. He would become United States Champion, Intercontinental Champion, and ultimately, WWE World Champion. Now, Lashley is ready for the one challenge that eluded him. For 20 years, Lashley believes Lesnar was ducking him. But Lesnar is confident that if they’d met before, Lesnar would’ve already beaten him. But the Royal Rumble will see the champion Beast collide with an All Mighty challenger.

These paths have finally crossed. Two warriors, forged in flame, battle and gold, fight for the ultimate prize. Only one emerges THE WWE World Champion. Will the ring even stay standing as these wage war?


The Miz & Maryse are heading out.

Kevin Patrick stops them to ask about that vicious attack. Miz says it took ONE SHOT to take down the Glamazon! Now Beth needs medical attention! Now the Grit Couple is the SH- Maryse stops Miz there. The girls are watching at home. Oh, right. Daddy loves ya, girls! And Miz loves Mommy. He is the best husband ever, because he remembered that Maryse’s birthday is next week! So before saying bonny nut- No, no, it’s bonne nuit. The T is silent. Right, bonne nuit to the Grit Couple, Miz is going to throw the most expensive, extravagant and amazing birthday party that anyone has ever seen, because Miz loves Maryse.

Nothing, especially not Edge & Beth, is stronger than their love. These two make-out right in front of us… But will announcing the birthday party here come back to bite the It Couple?


Alexa Bliss has another therapy session.

She and her therapist sit quietly a moment before he welcomes her back. He’s happy to say that there are less breakable things here in the office. She isn’t sure about that. But these sessions will continue. He will not tolerate a repeat of last week, though. He does apologize for showing her such a sensitive subject, but he had to know where she stood psychological. He promises her that she will be on the road to recovery. Neat. Now, let’s do word association. Okay, sure. How does she feel about the word, “Trust.” “Lily.” Friend? Lily. Home? Lily. Doll… Lily. Imaginary. Alexa gets up out of her seat and glares at him. Okay, time’s up.

The doc bolts but Alexa cools off. She sits back down, looks around the room, but stays quiet. Will Alexa ever get over her twistedly tragic past?


Bobby Lashley w/ MVP VS Seth Rollins!

The Rocky Mountain Machine is ready to wreck everything, including Brock Lesnar. Meanwhile, The Visionary is preparing to repeat history and defeat Roman Reigns once again. But who will have some major momentum on their side going towards those titanic title matches? The main event of top championship challengers begins after the break!

Raw returns and Rollins makes his entrance. The bell rings and Lashley glares while Rollins smirks. The two circle, fans rally up, and the two tie up. Rollins headlocks, Lashley powers up to power out, but Rollins duck sand dodges. Lashley hurdles then runs Rollins over! Fans cheer as Lashley mocks Rollins’ pose. The two reset, circle and tie up again. Rollins waistlocks, Lashley uses ropes to buck Rollins away, but Rollins hurdles and drops to then go perpendicular, SLINGBLADE! Rollins kicks, reels Lashley in, but Lashley back drops free! Lashley stalks Rollins, but Rollins fights the full nelson! Rollins drops to KICK Lashley, then he dumps Lashley out!

Rollins builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit but Lashley stays up! Rollins goes back in, builds speed again, DIVES, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Lashley roars and Rollins flounders while Raw goes to break.

Raw returns again and Rollins has Lashley down now! Rollins drags Lashley to a corner to SLAM a leg against the post! Rollins SLAMS the leg again, talks trash to MVP, then gets in as the ring count reaches 5 of 10. Rollins drags Lashley up, puts the bad leg in the ropes, pulls until the ref counts, then dropkicks the leg! Lashley falls, Rollins drags him to center and steps through to drop a leg on the knee! Lashley snarls and fans rally up. MVP coaches Lashley, but Rollins drops another leg on the bad knee! And then another! Rollins has the toehold, ties up the legs, but Lashley fights, only for Rollins to still get the Indian Deathlock!

Rollins keeps Lashley’s hands away while Lashley endures the hold. Rollins SLAPS Lashley in the side, but Lashley pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Lashley lets go but he punches Rollins! Rollins lets the legs free, but then he gets the bad one for a DRAGON SCREW! And into a HALF CRAB! Lashley endures, even as Rollins sits deep! Lashley powers up, fans rally up, and Lashley turns, only for Rollins to stomp the leg! Rollins has the Half Crab again! MVP coaches Lashley more but Rollins talks trash on “Bob.” Lashley fights up, turns things over, and he boots Rollins away! Rollins falls out of the ring but he’s right back in! Lashley avoids the stomp for a COMPLETE SHOT!

MVP says that’s the All Mighty Lashley he knows! Lashley grits his teeth and pushes up, just as Rollins also sits up. Rollins turns around into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! And then another! Lashley runs in at the corner, to RAM into Rollins! Lashley turns Rollins around, NECKBREAKER! Lashley fires up and Tulsa fires up with him! Lashley gets Rollins up, suplexes, but Rollins fights free! Lashley kicks low to gut wrench, DOMINATOR! Cover, TWO!! Rollins survives but MVP coaches Lashley to keep going. Lashley aims from a corner, Rollins rises, Lashley runs in, into a KNEE! Rollins hits a ROLLING ELBOW! Then runs, but into a scoop!

Rollins slips out, shoves Lashley into buckles, then kicks low! Rollins underhooks the arms, PEDIGREE!! Cover, TWO!?! Lashley survives but Rollins is too tired to be shocked! Fans rally behind Lashley but Rollins stands. Rollins goes to a corner, climbs up top, but Lashley gets him with a choke grip! Lashley climbs up, but Rollins fights with elbows! But Lashley clinches, for a SUPER BELLY2BELLY!! Rollins goes flying to the other side of the ring! Lashley gets back to a corner but the Hurt Business go after him!!

Winner: Bobby Lashley, by disqualification

Cedric Alexander & Shelton Benjamin mug Lashley but Lashley fights back! That’s still 2v1, and they POST him! Alexander & Benjamin shout that he’s brought this upon himself, and then the POST Lashley again! They glare at MVP but then drag Lashley back up. But Lashley DOUBLE SUPLEXES them instead! COMPLETE SHOT for Benjamin! Fireman’s carry and the POST for Alexander! Lashley SPEARS Benjamin through barriers! Rollins is shocked at seeing the carnage, but the USOS run out from the crowd! Rollins turns around, into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Jimmy & Jey make up for missing the target on SmackDown!

Rollins lost the match and then got got! Will he stand a chance of dethroning the Head of the Table if the Usos can get him on his show? As for Lashley, will he be able to go for the gold if he has his former henchmen coming after him?

My Thoughts:

This was a decent episode, but with really glaring low points. Does Vince just hate Women’s Wrestling again? Why is it that the matches tonight were basically filler to move the story along? Nikki VS Rhea being No Contest was whatever since it at least went with story. But that opening tag match had Becky, Piper, Bianca and Liv, all of which are basically the stars of the Raw Women’s Division. Yet Vince couldn’t be bothered to give that match more than a bathroom break amount of time! I suppose because it was Piper ending it all very quickly, we’re supposed to think Piper is that great, but honestly it just hurt all four women. If Bianca was taken out by just a corner splash, how is she to win the Rumble?

Finn VS Theory 2 was also way too short. I get there was a commercial break in the middle but that just makes it worse. Theory winning was clean also a shame, and not because of Vince’s weird threat to him. I get that Theory needed to win to make a feud out of this, but why not dirty it up a little? When is Finn going to get a chance to comment on how Theory is Vince’s pet project and all that? This whole thing is just hurting my brain. And only a little less than the Veer Mahaan videos coming back. He better show up in the Rumble. And this week’s Alexa therapy session was filler. It was just her associating everything with Lily but not even in a more compelling way than last week’s “triggered Alexa” vignette.

We got a good 8 Man Tag but it was also on the short side. It was pretty standard Rumble season stuff for Rey & Dom to dump the Profits out, but Rey dumping Dom was a bit of a surprise. Maybe Dom will do the same during the Rumble on Rey? I did appreciate them weaving three backstage segments into one, going from Reggie wanting advice from Edge but basically striking out, and then Edge talking with Priest and then Priest talking with Kevin. If Dana still has the 24/7 title come the Women’s Rumble, can that title end up hot potato’d around to end up on someone from SmackDown? Or does Fox just hate that title?

Omos of course destroyed Reggie, but I almost thought he was going to somehow end up 24/7 champion. That’d probably put the end to the title, though, because who would even try to take it from him? Kevin had a very good match with Priest, and his win definitely puts him in line for the US Championship, but who knows if Kevin will even go for it with him so closely connected to Rollins in their stories. And we got a good promo segment out of Maryse and Beth. But Maryse bringing up the Diva Era short matches and yet we got a short women’s match here, the irony clearly goes over Vince’s thick head. That brick in the purse, though. And telegraphing the birthday stuff for next week, Maryse’s cake is definitely going into someone’s face.

The Alpha Academy graduation was a pretty good segment. I am sure Riddle was referencing something but I can’t place it. I can’t believe they’re kayfabing that Otis never had the last name “Dozovic.” That’s taking Vince’s love of editing names to a new, dumber level. But I loved the face Otis made when Gable said they were going to have a tag team academic challenge. He’s going to end up the weak link for his team since this graduation was based on his in-ring skills. The Lesnar Lashley vignette was well made, but a rather melodramatic theme in the narration. After the string of short matches, it just felt like WWE trying too hard to be cinematic and not enough about action.

Lashley VS Rollins was great stuff, until the Hurt Business “ruined” things. It just keeps reminding us of how flippant they’ve been with that faction’s story. They work together against Goldberg but then not together against Lesnar, and now the Hurt Business is just being thrown at Lashley in an attempt to build Lashley as brutal and dominant without it being in the matches. The Usos getting the drop on Rollins was pretty good, though, since that carries over from SmackDown. If they’d let it just be the Usos trying to mess with Rollins, I think things would’ve felt a bit better.

My Score: 8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (1/17/22)

Raleigh gets Elevated!



AEW Elevation Coverage

A lucky seven for Elevation!

AEW continues in Raleigh and has a strong seven for Elevation! Jay Lethal is keeping himself sharp for what could be an FTW Championship showdown!


  • Matt Sydal & Lee Moriarty VS JR Miller & Marcus Kross; Sydal & Moriarty wins.
  • Tay Conti VS Ameera; Conti wins.
  • Gunn Club VS JB Cole & T.I.M; Gunn Club wins.
  • Frankie Kazarian VS Labron Kozone; Kaz wins.
  • Ruby Soho VS Kenzie Page; Soho wins.
  • Private Party VS Chase Emory & Patrick Scott; Private Party wins.
  • Jay Lethal VS Alexander Moss; Lethal wins.


Pretty clear cut stuff here, but I like that we’re seeing Sydal & Moriarty in tag action again. Kenzie Page is back in AEW and she’ll give Ruby Soho a good match. Good to see Kaz back in action, they kinda let the ball drop on his Elite Hunter story but maybe he can build himself up towards the TNT Championship. And I have a feeling in Gunn Club’s match, fans will troll Austin & Colten as “Ass Boys” again and that could come close to costing them.

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