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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (11/29/21)

BOSJ, Round 7!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

Suzuki-Gun VS Suzuki-Gun, one more time!

The IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, El Desperado, must go through his tag partner, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, if he wants to be Best of the Super Juniors!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS DOUKI; Taguchi wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS BUSHI; Eagles wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS Taiji Ishimori; Yoh wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Master Wato VS SHO; Sho wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: El Desperado VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Desperado wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Hiromu Takahashi VS El Phantasmo; ELP wins.

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Here are the current BOSJ 28 standings!

SHO: 5-1, 10 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 4-2, 8 points
Taiji Ishimori: 4-2, 8 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-2-1, 7 points
El Desperado: 3-2-1, 7 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 3-3, 6 points
Bushi: 3-3, 6 points
YOH: 2-4, 4 points
Master Wato: 2-4, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 2-4, 4 points
Robbie Eagles: 2-4, 4 points
Douki: 2-4, 4 points

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS DOUKI!

The Funky Weapon is firmly in the middle of the pack, while Japones Del Mal is stuck at the back. Will Douki switch places with Taguchi in an instant? Or will the Player Coach King begin his rise to the top?

Taguchi enters, mocking Douki by wearing a mask and banging things with a pipe, which is really just one of those foam toys from the concession stand. Douki is of course upset, but nothing he can do about it. Taguchi mocks Douki to his face but then Douki knees him low! Douki headlocks, the bell rings and Taguchi powers out. Things speed up, fans rally, and Douki ducks the hurdle to waistlock. Taguchi elbows and arm-drags free, then bumps to springboard and flying arm-drag! Douki handsprings through to knee low and whip. Taguchi reverses to hip attack! Fans rally for Taguchi as he gets the foam toy! Taguchi runs in to BOP Douki! It doesn’t do anything, but Taguchi still fires up.

Taguchi pokes Douki with the toy, Douki slaps it away. Taguchi pokes again, Douki slaps it away. And again, and again, and again, and again. Douki grabs the toy, yanks it away, but Taguchi dodges and grabs it to SMACK Douki in the leg, then the side, then the arm! Taguchi lets the ref have it, but Douki dodges the hip attack! Douki throws Taguchi out then whips him into railing! Douki whips Taguchi the other way, too! Taguchi crashes into more raiilng and falls, then Douki gets the real pipe! The ref tries to stop him but Douki pushes past to dig the pipe into Taguchi! The ref reprimands and counts as he chokes Taguchi, but Douki lets off at 4.

Douki drags Taguchi up, lifts him up and POSTS him, groin first! Fans rally up while Taguchi is down and folded up. Douki stays in the ring and a ring count starts. Taguchi is stuck with feet up in the air, but he manages to roll and get up. The count is 13 of 20 as Taguchi stands, and he takes a moment to walk off the pain. Taguchi gets in at 19 and then bails out to get more time to recover. Fans rally up and Taguchi slides in. Douki stomps him down at the ropes, digs his boot in, but the ref counts. Douki lets off at 4, then he drags Taguchi up to scoop and SLAM! Douki runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Douki scuffs Taguchi with a boot.

Douki drags Taguchi up, Taguchi throws body shots but Douki rakes eyes! The ref counts, Douki lets off at 4, then whips Taguchi corner to corner. Douki runs but Taguchi BOOTS him away! Taguchi runs but the hip attack meets atomic drop! Douki runs, Taguchi jumps, but into another atomic drop! Douki runs again, Taguchi follows, HIP ATTACK! Douki goes to ropes and fans rally up. Taguchi hits a hip attack, then another, then baseball slides, only for Douki to dodge. Douki comes back, baseball slides, but into OH MY GARFUNKEL! The ref counts because they’re in the ropes, and Taguchi lets go at 4. Fans rally up, Taguchi aims and springboards, MISSILE HIP! Cover, TWO!

Taguchi gets OH MY GARFUNKEL again! Douki rolls free, Taguchi runs in at the corner with a HIP ATTACK! Drop toehold, OH MY GARFUNKEL! Fans rally as Douki endures, crawls forward, but Taguchi reels him in for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Fans rally more as Taguchi calls upon the powers of Strong Style! “OHYA~!” BUM- Roll-up, into underhooks for the Gory Especial! DOTON NO JUTSU! Cover, TWO!! Taguchi escapes and both men are down as fans fire up! Douki goes to the apron, Taguchi has wobbly legs again! Taguchi used this trick on Kanemaru, and Douki falls for it! Cradle, TWO! To ITALIAN STRETCH #32!

Douki has Taguchi now, and fans rally up. Taguchi fights up, but he falls over. Taguchi reaches out and gets a ROPEBREAK with a leg! The ref counts, Douki lets go at 4. Douki goes back to the apron and takes aim again. Taguchi stands, Douki slingshots, DAYBREAK! Cover, TWO!! Taguchi survives and fans fire up again! Douki fires up and calls his shot. Douki drags Taguchi into a wheelbarrow, full nelsons, but Taguchi fights free! Douki HELL STABS then runs, but Taguchi dodges! Douki ducks the enziguri to wheelbarrow, but Taguchi victory rolls! TWO!! OH MY GARFUNKEL!! Douki endures, Taguchi cranks on the hold, but Douki reaches.

Taguchi reels him in, chicken wings, DODON’S THRONE! Cover, TWO, OH MY GARFUNKEL!! Douki reaches out but Taguchi drags him from the ropes! Taguchi drops an elbow on the leg! But Douki turns it into ITALIAN STRETCH #32!! Taguchi fights up, moves around, but Douki pulls harder! Taguchi is fading! But he gets a second wind, only for Douki to roll him from the ropes! But Taguchi moves to sit on Douki for a cover! TAGUCHI WINS!

Winner: Ryusuke Taguchi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Douki earns 0)

The Funky Weapon finds a way out of the Italian Stretch and gets the win! Will Taguchi be able to keep this momentum going this time?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS BUSHI!

The Sniper of the Skies is falling after El Desperado caught him off guard, but the Black Mask caught The Headbanga in a moment of weakness. Will Eagles be able to hit the mark this time? Or will Bushi be able to rise above 500?

The bell rings and fans rally up. Eagles encourages them to get louder and they do, so he and Bushi circle. They tie up, Bushi puts Eagles on ropes but Eagles turns it around. Bushi pushes Eagles back and to the ropes on the far side, but Eagles turns it around. Bushi turns it back around as the ref calls for the ropebreak, and Bushi lets off cleanly. To then rake Eagles’ eyes! The ref reprimands, Bushi goes to whip but Eagles holds ropes to block. Bushi kicks low, whips again but Eagles reverses to go up and around and arm-drag! Things speed up as Eagles ducks and dodges then RANAS! Bushi comes back into a wheel kick! Fans fire up as Eagles kips up and Bushi bails out!

Eagles builds speed to then fake Bushi out, only Bushi gets in and spins Eagles to a DDT! Fans rally up, Bushi drags Eagles up and throws him out. Bushi then goes out to whip Eagles to railing! Eagles drops to his knees, Bushi brings Eagles up and whips him into more railing! Bushi drags Eagles up to put him in and takes his shirt off to choke Eagles with it! The ref reprimands and counts, Bushi lets go with one hand. The ref keeps counting and Bushi lets go completely. Eagles throws the shirt away and gets to ropes. Bushi stomps Eagles then drags him up to turn him for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up for “EA-GLE-SU!” but Bushi clamps on a chinlock.

Bushi rakes Eagles’ eyes, then wraps on a headscissor necklock! Eagles endures, fans rally up, and Eagles moves around. Bushi puts more pressure on but Eagles kicks and gets the ropebreak! The ref counts and Bushi lets go at 4. Fans rally up, Bushi drags Eagles up and bumps him off buckles. Bushi CHOPS Eagles, brings him back up and DOUBLE CHOPS! Bushi then shoves Eagles down, covers, TWO! Fans still rally as Bushi drags Eagles up. Eagles throws body shots and CHOPS, but Bushi just rakes his eyes again! The ref counts, Bushi stops to back suplex. Eagles lands on his feet, ROLLING KICK, then BLINDSIDE ELBOW! Both men are down as fans fire up!

Eagles fires up, Bushi sits up. Eagles fires off KICKS, then PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Eagles takes off his bandanas to choke Bushi in return for earlier! The ref counts, Eagles lets off and stands Bushi up, but no Shiranui! Backslide, but Eagles rolls off to kick Bushi’s leg! Eagles CHOPS, whips Bushi corner to corner, then runs in but he blocks Bushi’s swing kick! Eagles trips Bushi to have a Half Crab in the ropes! The ref counts, Eagles lets go and then takes aim. Eagles springboards but Bushi gets under to ENZIGURI! Eagles bails out, Bushi runs and DIVES! Direct hit sends Eagles into railing! Fans fire up while both men are down again.

Bushi sits up as the ring count starts. He drags Eagles up at 9 of 20, puts him in at 10, and fans cheer as he stomps Eagles down. Bushi drags Eagles up to FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer and rally up for Eagles but Bushi drags him up and reels him in. Eagles trips Bushi to a jackknife, TWO! Bushi is up, Eagles rolls him up, with a bridge! TWO, Bushi deflects Eagles’ boot. Eagles blocks Bushi’s kick and ducks the enziguri but not the heel kick! But Eagles ROUNDHOUSES, SUPERKICKS and- No, Bushi dodges the Pele! Bushi goes for Eagles but Eagles slides under and fires off strikes! Eagles reels Bushi in but Bushi BACKSTABBERS out of the backpack!

Fans fire up as Bushi and Eagles get up. CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up again while both men are down. Bushi crawls to the corner and drags himself up the ropes. Eagles gets up but Bushi boots him away. Eagles Tiger Feints to sweep the legs! Eagles runs in to METEORA in the corner! Fans rally up again as Eagles drags Bushi by a leg. Eagles steps through but Bushi kicks him. Eagles stomps the leg! Eagles hobbles around, pie faces Bushi but Bushi ROCKS Eagles! Eagles forearms Bushi, Bushi forearms back. Fans rally as they build up speed and go back and forth. Bushi fires off more but Eagles KICKS the leg! Eagles kicks away on the leg, then fires off chest kicks.

Eagles runs but Bushi dropkicks Eagles! Eagles ends up in the ropes, Bushi goes to the apron for a APRON DDT! Eagles flops back into the ring and Bushi stalks up behind him. Bushi wrenches, hooks Eagles up, but Eagles blocks to spin and SHIRANUI, but Bushi slips out to back elbow! Bushi reels Eagles in, but Eagles fireman’s carries! TURBO BACKPACK! Cover, TWO, but Eagles gets the legs! RON MILLER SPECIAL! Bushi endures, crawls, reaches out, but Eagles drags him away and pulls even harder! Fans rally, Bushi reaches out again, but Eagles puts as much pressure as he can on the hold! Bushi still tries so Eagles drags him back and drops a knee on the leg! RON MILLER SPECIAL! Bushi taps, Eagles wins!

Winner: Robbie Eagles, by submission (gains 2 points; Bushi earns 0)

Bushi falls below 500 now! Did Eagles just hit the kill shot on Bushi’s chances? Does Eagles have the momentum he needs to fly back up?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS Taiji Ishimori!

Direct Drive has finally gotten some momentum on his side, but he has to keep it going. Meanwhile, Bone Soldier Reborn won big against the Ticking Timebomb. Will Taiji stop Yoh in his tracks? Or will Yoh get more than lucky in round seven?

The bell rings and fans rally as Yoh and Taiji circle. They approach, feel things out, tie up but then break to try again. Taiji shoots in to waistlock but Yoh drop toeholds and has the leg. Taiji moves around, Yoh floats to a facelock but Taiji slips out to his own. Yoh slips out to wrench the arm to a wristlock. Taiji rolls, wrenches, wristlocks, but Yoh rolls and kips up to wrench back! Yoh hammerlocks, Taiji slips around, hammerlocks back, but Yoh reaches back to fireman’s carry takeover. Taiji headscissors, Yoh kips free and fans cheer the exchange. Taiji and Yoh reset as fans rally up. They tie up, Yoh headlocks but Taiji powers out and pulls hair!

The ref reprimands, Taiji headlocks but Yoh powers out, only for Taiji to pull hair again! Taiji kicks low, CLUBS Yoh then whips, but Yoh reverses. Things speed up, Yoh drop toeholds and basement dropkicks Taiji out! Yoh PLANCHA, but Taiji gets clear! Taiji kicks then whips Yoh into railing! Yoh falls in a heap but Taiji drags him back up. Taiji fireman’s carries and SNAKE EYES Yoh off the railing! The ref checks on Yoh while Taiji unties the blue corner buckle pad! The Bullet Club favorite returns while the ring count begins. Yoh writhes, and gets up at 15 of 20! He’s in at 17, but Taiji is right on him. Taiji wrenches Yoh to a hammerlock, then RAMS him into the bare buckles!

Yoh clutches the shoulder and falls to the mat. Taiji covers, TWO! Fans rally up but Taiji drags Yoh up to wrench the bad arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Taiji snapmares, and WRINGS the arm out! Yoh writhes and gets to ropes but the fans rally up. Taiji drags Yoh up, wrenches the bad arm again, hammerlocks then CLUBS the arm. Yoh drops to his knees and Taiji adds a half nelson for a cradle, TWO! Taiji keeps on the bad arm but Yoh gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Taiji lets go slowly, and fans rally back up. Taiji drags Yoh up, Yoh ROCKS Taiji with a forearm! Yoh throws more forearms but Taiji ROCKS him back! Yoh blocks the kick but Taiji rakes the eyes!

Taiji runs, Yoh blocks the boot and DRAGON SCREWS! Both men are down again as fans rally up. Yoh shakes out the bad arm, Taiji hobbles up. Yoh DECKS Taiji and rallies with forearms! Yoh whips, Taiji reverses but Yoh hits FLYING FOREARMS! Fans rally up as Taiji goes to a corner. Yoh runs corner to corner to back elbow! Then he turns Taiji for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally behind Yoh as he drags Taiji up. Taiji throat chops then runs, but into a back elbow! Yoh wrenches and DECKS Taiji! Fans rally again as Yoh brings Taiji up. Yoh waistlocks but Taiji wrenches the bad arm and whips Yoh into a corner. Taiji runs in but he blocks the boots.

Taiji puts Yoh in the ropes, ENZIGURI then side to side for the SLIDING GERMAN! Fans fire up and Taiji gets back in to bring Yoh up. Taiji wrenches the bad arm for an ARM CODE BREAKER! Then roll into the omoplata, YES LOCK! Yoh endures and fans rally as he reaches out. Taiji pulls way back, but Yoh gets a ropebreak with a foot! Taiji lets go and fans rally up again. Taiji drags Yoh around, drives elbows into the bad shoulder again and again. Taiji hammerlocks the arm, half nelsons, but Yoh slips out of the scoop. Taiji elbows Yoh away and runs, into Yoh’s dropkick! Yoh gets Taiji up but Taiji knees free of the suplex.

Taiji whips, Yoh reverses but Taiji handsprings, into a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans fire up with Yoh and he drags Taiji up. Yoh underhooks the arms, but Taiji blocks and RAMS Yoh into the bare buckles! Taiji grits his teeth while fans rally up for Yoh. Taiji drags Yoh up, brings him around, and POSTS him! Taiji then drags Yoh back, hammerlocks and half nelsons for the scoop, SHOULDER BUSTER! Both men are down as that was also Taiji’s bad leg, but Taiji aims from the corner. Yoh stands, Taiji runs in, tilt-o-whirl but Yoh rolls Taiji! TWO, and Taiji runs in, but into an O’Conner Roll, FIVE STAR CLUTCH! ONE, and Taiji has the arm! FUJIWARA!

Yoh fights for ropes, Taiji rolls him away, but Yoh fights Bloody Cross to hit GHOSTBUSTER! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Yoh and Taiji stir, Yoh gets up first. Yoh drags Taiji up, full nelsons, but Taiji breaks free and slides under. Taiji double pump handles and flip Yoh into position! CIPHER UTAKI! Both men are down again but the fans stay fired up! Taiji goes to a corner, takes aim again and bang. Taiji drags Yoh up, BLOODY- No! Yoh powers out, but Taiji blocks the superkick to BOOT Yoh to a corner. Taiji runs in but into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up as Yoh fires up! Yoh drags Taiji up, underhooks the arms, DIRECT-

NO! Taiji slips out to suplex, but Yoh slips out to O’Conner Roll, FIVE STAR CLUTCH! YOH WINS!!

Winner: Yoh, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taiji earns 0)

Yoh’s done it again! Another win, and he still has life in this tournament! Does Direct Drive still stand a chance?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Master Wato VS SHO!

The Way of the Grandmaster lost to Yoh, but there might still be time. However, he’s run into the Murder Machine, who knows all the tricks of the House of Torture. Will Wato be the wrench in Sho’s plans? Or will Sho find a way to turn Wato’s lights out?

The bell rings and Sho bails out. Wato goes out after him, throwing kicks and forearms. Wato whips Sho into railing and Sho falls in a heap! Fans rally up as Wato gets Sho up and whips him into more railing! Wato stands Sho up and again whips him, but Sho reverses to send him into railing! Wato bounces right off to DECK Sho! Wato throws more forearms, and even knees. Wato has Sho against the railing, the ref reprimands and Wato lets off, to give more forearms! Wato stomps Sho, then brings him up to put in the ring. Fans cheer and Wato stomps Sho down. Wato bumps Sho off buckles, then rains down forearms!

The ref counts, Wato lets off at 4, but gets in Sho’s face to then fire off more! Sho is grinning as the ref has Wato back down. Wato then stomps a mudhole and digs his boot in! The ref pulls Wato away, Sho staggers up, but Wato rushes in! Sho dumps him out and then whips him into railing! Sho gets some payback for earlier, and he brings Wato up to whip him in again! Wato falls and fans rally up, but Sho takes off a crossbar cover and uses it to smother Wato! The ref counts, Sho stops and the ref takes the crossbar cover back. Sho puts Wato’s arm through the railing to bend the fingers way back! The ref counts, Sho stops and leaves Wato alone. But then Sho goes after a Young Lion?!

Sho puts the Young Lion in the ring and tells the ref. This distraction allows Sho to then go for chairs! Sho SMACKS Wato on the back! And again! And again! And again! The ref sees Sho and Sho drops the chair. Sho then drags Wato up and puts him in the ring. The ref tells Sho to get in the ring and he follows orders. Fans rally up, Sho covers, TWO! Sho wrenches Wato’s arm and even bends the fingers! Wato gets the ropebreak, the ref counts and Sho lets go at 4. Sho drags Wato up, bumps him off buckles then digs his boots in. The ref reprimands, counts again, and Sho lets off at 4. Sho smirks as he looms over Wato.

Sho gets the arm, knuckle locks and wrenches to a wristlock, to then kick, KICKS and pull on the fingers! The ref counts, Sho lets go at 4. Fans rally up but Sho talks trash to Wato. Wato CHOPS Sho, and CHOPS, and then throws forearms! Sho rakes Wato’s eyes! The ref counts, Sho stops, and Sho whips Wato, but Wato reverses to dropkick! Fans fire up while Sho bails out. Wato builds speed, but Sho avoids the baseball slide to kick and whip. Wato LEAPS the railing! And then springboards off them to FLYING UPPERCUT Sho down! Fans fire up for Wato while he and Sho are down! Wato gets up, drags Sho up into the ring, and Wato aims from the apron.

Wato springboards for another FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally, Wato kicks Sho while he’s down. Wato stomps Sho to ropes, then kicks him more. The ref counts, Wato backs off, but then he drags Sho back in from the ropes to sit him up and KICK him down! Wato drags Sho up again, KICKS him in the corner over and over, then sits Sho up for more! Wato stomps a mudhole but the ref counts. Wato lets off but Sho is still smirking. Wato drags Sho up to knee him and SLAP him and SLAP him again! Wato SLAPS Sho down but Sho still grins. Wato wrenches, reels Sho in, but Sho fights the Mouse Trap! Sho has the fingers! The ref reprimands, Sho ROCKS Wato!

Sho drags Wato up to a waistlock but Wato elbows and switches to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans rally up for Wato as he gets back up. Wato waits on Sho, Sho ducks the buzzsaw and shoves Wato at the ref! Wato blocks the low blow with a mule kick! Wato runs, but Sho uses the ref as a shield! SPEAR! Both men are down and fans rally up! Sho grins as he crawls over to Wato. Sho knuckle locks and wrenches, then bends the fingers! Sho kicks, KICKS, KICKS and fires off kicks from all sides! Wato flops over! The ref checks on him, he’s somehow still in this and Sho drags Wato up to KICK and KICK and KICK! Kick, kick, SUPERKICK!! Cover, TWO!!

Wato survives the onslaught and fans fire up again! Sho aims his bow, drags Wato up, reels him in and double pump handles, but Wato flips out to ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Wato gets to ropes, Sho sits up in a daze. Wato fires up and aims, SCREW HIGH KICK! Wato then gets Sho up, wrenches and hooks him up, MOUSE TRAP DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Sho escapes and fans fire up as Wato goes to the apron. Wato climbs the corner, RPP FLOPS as Sho moves! Sho goes back for the chair! Sho slides that in but the ref sees that. It’s a misdirect! Sho gets the wrench! Wato KICKS the wrench away, then ROUNDHOUSES Sho down!

Fans are thunderous as Wato gets Sho up and scoops, but Sho grabs the ref to get free! Sho shoves the ref at Wato, Wato shoves the ref at Sho! Sho shoves the ref away, Wato tilt-o-whirls to a roll up and jackknife! But the ref is down! Wato would’ve won just then! Wato gets the ref, Sho shoves Wato into the ref! LOW BLOW!! And then the WRENCH SHOT!! Sho staggers, shouts to the ref and says it’s okay now. Sho drags the ref into position, then drags Wato up. Wato is dazed, Sho reels him into the SNAKE BITE!! Wato is already out, Sho wins!

Winner: Sho, by submission (gains 2 points; Wato earns 0)

The Murder Machine cheats another one! Is there no stopping Sho from taking the entire tournament?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: El Desperado VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion finally has his feet under him in this tournament, but now he must face his tag team partner. Will the Rogue Luchador and Heel Master still be a team after this? Or will one of them take defeat the hard way?

The bell rings and fans rally up. Desperado offers a handshake, Kanemaru is a bit wary, but Desperado says it’s all good. Kanemaru bails out instead? He says he’d rather give Desperado the count-out win? The count begins, Desperado says no and then he has the fans clap up for Kanemaru. Kanemaru paces, but Desperado goes out on the outside. Desperado says it’s fine now, they’ll get a double count-out. The count restarts, Kanemaru and Desperado argue how this should go, but we’re at 10 of 20 already. They keep talking, now it’s 15. Desperado goes to get in, but Kanemaru YANKS him back and RAMS him into railing! Kanemaru gets in at 17! Desperado hurries in at 19!

Kanemaru covers, TWO! Another try, TWO! Another try, TWO! Deep leg cover, TWO!! Fans are fired, Desperado is angry and confused but Kanemaru headlocks! Desperado powers up but can’t power out as Kanemaru holds on tight! Kanemaru grinds the hold, Desperado endures and fights up. Desperado throws body shots, but he still can’t power out as Kanemaru holds tight. Desperado rolls to a cover, ONE! Kanemaru holds on, hits a takeover, and grinds Desperado into the mat. Desperado grabs at Kanemaru’s face, the ref reprimands and Kanemaru cranks the hold. Desperado rolls to a cover, ONE, he fights up and stomps Kanemaru’s foot! Desperado runs, into another headlock!

Desperado back suplexes, Kanemaru lands on his feet, and gets the headlock back! Fans rally as Desperado fights up and throws more body shots. Desperado powers out and reels Kanemaru in to headlock but Kanemaru powers out to arm-drag! Kanemaru fakes out Desperado’s arm-drag to get the headlock back! Desperado endures, fights up, powers his way around on the mat, and gets under the rope and even to the floor. But Kanemaru keeps the headlock on! Desperado rakes eyes to get free! Then he POSTS Kanemaru! Desperado goes around the way and whips, but Kanemaru reverses! Desperado hits railing, then Kanemaru DDT’s him to the floor!

Fans rally up while both men are down. Kanemaru gets back in the ring and the count climbs. Desperado is still down at 10 of 20. Desperado stands at 12 and gets in at 13. Kanemaru runs in, for a headscissor takedown! Kanemaru pushes up to put pressure on the headscissor squeeze! Desperado endures, fans rally up, and Desperado kicks around. Kanemaru pushes up again but Desperado refuses to quit! Desperado bridges and rolls to then pop out and tie up the legs in a deathlock! Desperado floats for the headlock but Kanemaru pops out to get the headlock again! Kanemaru shifts to a cravat, cranks the neck, but avoids Desperado’s clubbing forearm to get the cravat back.

Desperado fights free but Kanemaru gets the cravat right back. Kanemaru throws knees over and over, Desperado spins to slips free and he snapmares Kanemaru. Kanemaru bridges up to cravat, snapmare and headscissor! Desperado endures the headscissor squeeze all over again! Fans rally, Desperado fights but Kanemaru holds on tight. Desperado moves around, reaches out, Kanemaru puts as much pressure as he can, but Desperado gets the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets go to stomp Desperado down. Desperado CHOPS, Kanemaru CLUBS him down. Desperado CHOPS, CHOPS, forearms, but Kanemaru headlocks again, only for Desperado to back suplex!

Both men are down and fans rally up! Kanemaru goes to a corner, Desperado goes to the other. Desperado runs in but blocks a boot. Desperado puts the leg on the ropes to dropkick out the other one! Then he gets the leg for the STRETCH MUFFLER! But Kanemaru gets to ropes! Desperado DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Desperado then steps through to FIGURE FOUR! Kanemaru endures now and fans fire up! Kanemaru tries to turn things but Desperado puts more pressure on the hold. Kanemaru crawls, reaches, Desperado puts more pressure, but Kanemaru gives it one more effort! ROPEBREAK! Desperado lets Kanemaru go and fans rally up as he stomps Kanemaru’s leg.

Desperado drags Kanemaru up, has the leg, but Kanemaru throws elbows. Desperado kicks Kanemaru’s leg, runs, but Kanemaru dodges to tilt-o-whirl DDT! Fans fire up as both men are down! Kanemaru hobbles over to Desperado, drags him up, but Desperado fights the suplex. Desperado wrenches and ROCKS Kanemaru with elbow. Desperado runs, Kanemaru uses the ref as a shield! Desperado shoves the ref aside, still ducks the enziguri, and rolls the leg into the STRETCH MUFFLER! But Kanemaru rolls that to a cradle, TWO!! Desperado shoves the ref at Kanemaru, Kanemaru shoves the ref away, and Kanemaru dodges the basement dropkick to basement dropkick back!

Fans fire up while both men are down again! Kanemaru drags Desperado up, scoops and BRITISH FALL! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru drags Desperado up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the corner. MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Desperado is still in this and fans fire up again! Kanemaru hobbles over, drags Desperado up, but Desperado again blocks the suplex. Kanemaru still gets Desperado up but Desperado slips out of the suplex to shove Kanemaru to ropes, SPINEBUSTER! Desperado turns Kanemaru over, gut wrench, GUITARRA DEL ANGEL! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up while Desperado grows frustrated. Desperado slowly rises and vows to end this.

Desperado storms over but Kanemaru gets him for a victory roll! TWO, Desperado hooks Kanemaru for a backslide but Kanemaru rolls right off. Desperado underhooks Kanemaru, but Kanemaru fights Pinche Loco to trip and jackknife! TWO and Desperado still has the arms! PINCHE LOCO!! Cover, Desperado wins!

Winner: El Desperado, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kanemaru earns 0)

The Rogue Luchador is victorious! He’s proven with a win over Kanemaru and Douki that he is Suzuki-Gun’s best Junior Heavyweight! Will the champion continue on to prove he IS the Best of the Super Juniors?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Hiromu Takahashi VS El Phantasmo!

The Ticking Timebomb was blown up last round by the Bone Soldier, and now he faces the Headbanga! Will Hiromu-chan lose to the Cutest Tag Team back-to-back? Or can he break even and stay up in the block?

Red Shoes checks ELP’s suspicious right boot but ELP says it’s safe, there’s nothing in it. Hiromu doesn’t really trust that, so ELP sits down to undo his boot. Fans rally as he unties the laces and pulls it off. ELP lets Red Shoes look inside, then Hiromu gets a turn. Hiromu even smacks the shoe off the mat. Nothing falls out so it seems ELP was telling the truth. Hiromu says he’s sorry, and gives ELP his shoe back. ELP even shows to the cameras that there’s nothing inside, and then he puts the shoe back on. Fans rally as he ties the laces and puts the shin guard down. Things are finally okay, and the bell rings!

ELP tells Hiromu not to say sorry to him. Say sorry to the shoe! Hiromu looks at the shoe and says, “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry!” ELP says that’s not good enough. Bow and say “Gomenasai” to the shoe! Fans cheer that on, and Hiromu bows while saying gomen. But then ELP CLAWS Hiromu’s back! ELP headlocks, Hiromu powers out and ELP jumps over to strut, back flip and do his rocker hands. Hiromu bails out to cool off while fans rally up. ELP struts more but Hiromu paces ont he outside. ELP slides out, Hiromu slides in. ELP gets in, Hiromu jumps over and mocks the strut while saying, “I’m sorry~!” ELP runs in, Hiromu dodges, hurdles, ELP leaps but Hiromu RANAS!

ELP handsprings through but runs into a roll-up. TWO, and Hiromu cradles! ONE, ELP runs into a backslide, TWO! Hiromu shows punch but ELP bails out. Hiromu builds speed but fakes ELP out again. Hiromu goes to the apron, takes aim but ELP sweeps the legs! Hiromu crashes down, ELP gets an arm and wraps it around the railing! ELP pulls, then BOOTS the railing to jam the arm. ELP clamps onto the arm, CLUBS Hiromu’s arm then drops knees on it again and again. ELP hammerlocks the arm, sits Hiromu up and POSTS him! Hiromu staggers around, ELP praises himself. Fans rally, the ring count starts, and ELP drags Hiromu up.

ELP brings Hiromu over at 10 of 20 to bump him off the apron. The count reaches 15, ELP puts Hiromu on the apron to SLAM the arm on the edge! ELP then gets in while Hiromu writhes. Fans rally up, ELP claps along, and he stalks Hiromu. ELP CLAWS Hiromu’s back again, then stands on Hiromu’s head. Red Shoes reprimands, ELP wants Hiromu to say sorry. ELP drags Hiromu up to CHOP him in the corner. Hiromu turns things around to CHOP back! ELP turns things around to CHOP again! Hiromu turns things around but ELP blocks the chop to knuckle lock, CHOP, go up and up and jump around and jump, to CLAW Hiromu’s back again.

ELP fish hooks Hiromu’s mouth but Red Shoes reprimands. ELP stands on Hiromu’s head, then drags him back up. ELP wrenches the bad arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Then another! Then a snapmare and motorcycle stretch. Hiromu endures the knee in his back, ELP stands on him and pulls the arms harder. Hiromu moves around but ELP shifts to a chinlock. Hiromu grabs at ELP’s head, ELP jams an elbow into Hiromu’s forehead. ELP headlocks, Hiromu fights up and fights free. ELP stomps Hiromu’s foot, but it isn’t the same without “that” in his boot! ELP realizes that himself, and asks for forgiveness. Hiromu CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS!

Hiromu whips, forearms, puts ELP on ropes and kicks the ropes to jam ELP! Hiromu runs, but into DOUBLE CHOPS! ELP runs, Hiromu follows and RANAS ELP down! Fans fire up as ELP flounders to ropes and Hiromu slowly sits up. ELP gets to a corner, Hiromu runs in and clotheslines! Snapmare and running basement dropkick! ELP bails out, Hiromu goes to the apron, FLYING SHOTGUN! ELP crashes through the gate! Fans rally up as Hiromu gets up. Hiromu gets his bad arm moving, drags ELP up and puts him in the ring. Hiromu drags ELP up, suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up, Hiromu drags ELP up and fireman’s carry, but ELP slips out! ELP staggers to a corner, Hiromu runs in but ELP goes up and over, ducks and dodges and springboard CROSSBODIES, to then LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up again as both men are down. Hiromu rolls away, ELP kips up! ELP drags Hiromu up to atomic drop, then scoop and SLAM! ELP goes to the corner, hops up and FALLING AX HANDLE! ELP tunes up the band, but again he doesn’t have “that” in his boot. ELP still aims, but Hiromu dodges the kick to mule kick and front kick, only for ELP to ENZIGURI! ELP runs, but Hiromu catches his lariat to D!

ELP fights the triangle hold but Hiromu squeezes tight! ELP reaches out, but he can’t get to ropes! Hiromu squeezes the triangle hold tighter but ELP fights up to dead lift! Hiromu lets off to ROCK, ROLLING ELBOW and suplex, but ELP wrenches out! ELP CLUBS the arm down, to the CROSSFACE! Hiromu endures, crawls over, reaches out, but ELP rolls him away to get the BONE LOCK! Shout out to Taiji! Hiromu endures, moves around more, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and ELP lets go in frustration. Fans rally up, Hiromu goes to a corner, and ELP goes to the opposite. ELP takes aim, runs corner to corner, to back elbow!

ELP goes corner to corner again, into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! ELP hits buckles and fans fire up! Hiromu grins as he slowly gets back up. ELP flounders, Hiromu brings him up. Hiromu throws a forearm, ELP flounders more but he comes back with another forearm! Hiromu forearms again, ELP staggers and comes back. ELP ROCKS Hiromu, Hiromu ROCKS ELP! ELP forearms again, Hiromu forearms again! ELP forearms, Hiromu forearms and fans rally as the two keep going back and forth, faster and faster. Hiromu throws more forearms, ELP fires off more in return. Hiromu fires off three, ELP knees low! ELP staggers but Hiromu ROCKS him!

Fans fire up, Hiromu runs, but ELP mule kicks! But again, not the same effect without “that!” So ELP SUPERKICKS! Hiromu staggers around but he grins as he comes back for more. Hiromu roars, runs in, but ELP sends him into Red Shoes! Red Shoes goes down, ELP LOW BLOWS Hiromu! ELP hurries, and he takes off the shoe again? ELP hurries under the ring, and he brings the shoe back out. Did he put “that” in the shoe while he was under there? ELP hurries to put his shoe back on, fans rally up, and now ELP tunes up. The shoe is locked and loaded! Hiromu stands, but he blocks Sudden Death! Hiromu spins ELP to SUPERKICK! Then LARIAT! Both men are down and fans fire up!

Hiromu drags ELP up, fireman’s carries, and CORNER DEATH VALLEYS! Hiromu roars and fans rally behind him! Hiromu drags ELP up, fireman’s carries again, then throws ELP out to the dragon sleeper! ELP slips through, fights the suplex, then spins Hiromu to the straitjacket torture rack! Hiromu slips out to HEADBUTT! Hiromu brings ELP up, scoops and DYNAMITE PLUNGER! Fans fire up with Hiromu and he drags ELP up. Hiromu suplexes, VICTORY ROYAL! Cover, TWO! ELP survives but Hiromu just drags him back up. Hiromu dragon sleepers, suplexes, but ELP slips out again to headbutt! ELP straitjacket torture racks, for the SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!

But both men are down as ELP can’t make the cover! Fans rally back up, ELP drags himself over to ropes. ELP aims at Hiromu, BANG! But Hiromu dodges V-Trigger to SNAP GERMAN! But ELP is back up to V-TRIGGER! And V-TRIGGER again! Electric Chair Lift, ONE- Victory roll! Hiromu jackknifes to a fireman’s carry, and TICK- NO! Sunset flip to the STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!!! Hiromu survives and fans are thunderous! ELP still isn’t phenomenal, but he drags Hiromu up. ELP can’t decide what move to use, so he just tucks the arms. CR- NO! RANA! Cover, TWO!! ELP barely escapes and fans fire up again!

Hiromu gets up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide but neither falls! Hiromu dodges to SUPERKICK! Fans rally up and Hiromu roars! Hiromu drags ELP back up, runs, and HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER!! But Hiromu isn’t done there! Hiromu drags ELP up, fireman’s carries, but ELP SUDDEN DEATH outta nowhere!! Cover, ELP WINS!

Winner: El Phantasmo, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Hiromu earns 0)

The Headbanga brought out his ace in the hole at just the right time and took this win from Hiromu! The Cutest Tag Team has swept the Ticking Timebomb, is there time left for Hiromu to recover? As for ELP, he gets the mic and has a little laugh. “What a waste of talent that was. Y’know, Korakuen. I just had an epiphany. I need to stop worrying about the ghosts of Bullet Club’s past. And I need to start worrying about Bullet Club’s real future. Cuz once I win Best of Super Juniors, I’m gonna go to WrestleKingdom, and Jay, if you’re not there…” ELP just shrugs and drops the mic. Is ELP staking his claim at the leadership role of Bullet Club? How will the Switchblade, and the rest of the club, react to that?

 

Here are the NEW BOSJ 28 standings!

SHO: 6-1, 12 points
El Desperado: 4-2-1, 9 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 4-3, 8 points
Taiji Ishimori: 4-3, 8 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 3-3-1, 7 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 4-3, 8 points
Robbie Eagles: 3-4, 6 points
El Phantasmo: 3-4, 6 points
Bushi: 3-4, 6 points
YOH: 3-4, 6 points
Master Wato: 2-5, 4 points
Douki: 2-5, 4 points


My Thoughts:

A great round for BOSJ! Really good matches from Taguchi VS Douki and Eagles VS Bushi. Taguchi with the Douki parody was really clever, too. Yoh getting a win over Taiji was wildly unexpected, that’s pretty big. Wato had a strong showing but I figured Sho would cheat him to win. Desperado VS Kanemaru was awesome stuff, especially with that opening swerve from Kanemaru. Desperado is making a great comeback from losing those first couple matches.

Hiromu VS ELP was also awesome, ELP loading his boot halfway through was clever. ELP also issuing a roundabout challenge to Jay White is wild. I thought Evil and House of Torture were going to make a move for the leadership spot but for it to be someone I thought was Team Switchblade is wild. I hope they set something up for WrestleKingdom, that is going to be awesome.

My Score: 9.1/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; The Profits win and will challenge A-Town Down Under for the titles.
  • Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez; Santos wins.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; Bayley wins, by disqualification, and retains the title.

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Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and the fans rally as Ford endures a facelock. Ford fights up, pries at the hold, but Rezar shoves him to ELBOW him down! Rezar talks trash, Waller taunts the Steelers players sitting in the front row that they don’t really know what championships are, and then Rezar sucker punches Dawkins down! Rezar stands Ford up, Canadian Racks and bends him! Ford endures, the fans rally, but Rezar thrashes Ford around! Ford kicks and flails, he gets free, hot tag to Dunne! Bate sneaks a tag, Dunne GAMANGIRIS Akam and then NCR fire off on Rezar! The fans fire up, Humberto runs in, but Dunne dodges to SNAP GERMAN!

Bate & Dunne STOMP Humberto’s hands! Then BASEMENT DROPKICK! Garza runs up, but into the REBOUNDER GERMAN COMBO!! The fans fire up with NCR, but Rezar runs up! He grabs Dunne, but Bate says Bop up, BANG! Bate fireman’s carries Rezar?! But Rezar ELBOWS right free! Dunne GAMANGIRIS, Ford SUPERKICKS, and Dawkins ENZIGIRIS! Rezar wobbles, and everyone helps Bate gets Rezar up! BIG STRONG AIRPLANE SPINE! But then Legado CLOBBER Bate and Rezar! They BOOT Dunne, whip the Profits but the Profits reverse to TOSS Legado out! Ellering coaches Rezar while the Profits regroup.

Bate gets up, Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins brings Bate to the very top, but Dunne CLUBS Dawkins! NCR mug Dawkins but Ford joins in! They brawl, but AOP add on! Humberto finds Rezar to tag in, before the DOUBLE TOWER OF DOOM!! Bate’s the only one left up top, so Legado mug him! They double trophy lift Bate, to DOUBLE ROCKET LAUNCH him onto everyone!! Humberto then finds Bate, sunset flips and rewinds, Garza jumps, MISSILE DROPKICK DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! “This is Awesome!” as all eight men are down around ringside, and Waller says this is gonna be easy pickings for A-Town Down Under now.

Dunne grabs Garza, Bate has Humberto, STEREO ANKLE LOCKS!! Grapevine for Garza! But Humberto BOOTS Bate onto Dunne! Legado is free, Ellering has AOP regroup, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Rezar CLUBS Dawkins down. Rezar soaks up heat, taunts the other teams, then CLUBS Dawkins again. Rezar brings Dawkins up again, but Dawkins fires off body shots! Rezar KNEES low, reels Dawkins in, talks more trash, and lifts Dawkins up, to POWERBOMB! But then Dunne runs up to ROCK Rezar! Akam gets in to scoop Dunne and SLAM him on Dawkins! Cover, TWO! Rezar looks to Ellering and he coaches AOP. Rezar HAMMERS Dawkins, Akam tags, and AOP get NCR up! The fans boo but NCR RANA free to send AOP into each other! Ford jumps in, as does Garza.

All the teams realize, they gotta do something about AOP. So they all mug AOP! The fans fire up as AOP tumble out, but now who strikes first? Dunne runs up but Garza SUPERKICKS him first! Bate waistlocks Garza and Ford winds up, but Garza ducks so the BACKHAND hits Bate! Garza SUPERKICKS Ford, but Dawkins DECKS Garza! Humberto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! Cover, TWO!! Theory says if A-Town Down Under were in this match, he’d knock everyone out and Waller could just sneak in to cover. Humberto and Dawkins rise and go to corners. Humberto runs up, but Dawkins POUNCES him away!

Dawkins gets Humberto up, Ford returns and tags in! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Humberto and Ford climbs! The stars are out for the BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY! Cover, DUNNE BREAKS IT! Another save from the Bruiserweight and Ford is frustrated. Dunne drags Dawkins up to CHOP, but Dawkins ROCKS him! Dawkins whips Dunne out of the ring, but Dunne grabs the arm! And he pulls off the glove so he can SNAP fingers! The fans fire up, but Ford ENZIGIRIS Dunne down! Ford brings Humberto up, Humberto JAWBREAKERS! Bate tags in off Ford, BOOTS Garza, then runs up, but into a POP-UP! But Bate RANAS Humberto!!

Bate then DUMPS Garza out, goes to the apron, and Dunne lines up targets. Bate and Dunne climb, Ford runs in, NCR DOUBLE ARIHARA MOONSAULT while Ford FLIES over the corner post!! Down goes Legado and AOP!! The fans are losing their minds as Bate hurries to get Humberto up. Bate puts Humberto in, reels him in, underhooks, but Humberto fights it! Humberto back drops but Bate lands on his feet! Humberto cradles, TWO! Humberto LARIATS Bate, tag to Garza! Legado gets Bate up, feed to the POP-UP KICK!! #FTY! Humberto then DIVES to take out Dunne! Garza goes up the ropes to LIONSAULT!!

But Ford flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! The fans are thunderous as everyone is down again! Bate flounders, Dawkins tags in! Dawkins whips Legado, Ford joins in, THE REVELATION!! Cover, PROFITS WIN!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Championships)

Waller & Theory are relieved it isn’t AOP, but they still look a bit annoyed that it is Ford & Dawkins. The Profits are Triple Crown Tag Team Champions from Raw to SmackDown to NXT, but will they soon add the WWE Tag Team Championships to make it a grand slam?

 

Backstage interview with Bayley.

Byron Saxton is with The Role Model, and brings up the emotional moment from Monday Night Raw where Rhea Ripley had to relinquish her title. But let us focus on Bayley’s title, as she defends it for the first time against Naomi. Where is her head at ahead of the main event? Bayley says after seeing Rhea vacate the Women’s World Championship on Raw, Bayley appreciates her reign more. She is focused, and she has realized she’s THE Women’s Champion in WWE right now, something she does not take for granted. Because we all know that with the WWE Draft, things are bound to change.

And as excited as Bayley is to face her friend, Naomi, one thing that won’t change is her as THE WWE Women’s Champion. Bayley is just as confident at Naomi, so something’s gotta give! Will The Role Model #FeelTheGlow? Or will she still be shining with gold after tonight?

 

Paul Heyman talks with Solo Sikoa.

The Wise Man apologizes that they haven’t found Kevin Owens, but he has to be here somewhere. Just look at the time. They will find him, somewhere. Solo stops listening and heads to gorilla. Heyman follows after, but Solo gives him a look. Heyman says he isn’t trying to upset Solo. Please believe him. The last person on this planet Heyman wants to piss off is Solo. But respectfully, Solo is making decisions that are not his to make, yet. One day, these will all be Solo’s decisions. But not now, not here! These are decisions that can only be made by one man. Solo asks Heyman if he’s done talking. Heyman asks if MFT is coming with Solo.

Solo just gives a thumbs up, with that taped thumb. The music hits and Solo makes his entrance, Heyman still following all the way into the ring. What does the Enforcer have planned? We’ll find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Heyman has the mic to give his usual introduction. And he doesn’t know if there is a list of the most brilliant backstage maneuvering politicians int he history of the WWE, but if there were, Heyman would have to think that he personally is in the top… Well, permit Heyman, with Solo’s permission, to explain what’s going on right now within The Bloodline, “the premier act in the history of WWE.” The fans chant, “We Want Roman!” but Solo shrugs that off. Heyman assures us that as The Wise Man for… Heyman gets emotional, so Solo just snatches the mic! The fans boo but Solo paces.

Solo tries to talk but the fans boo. Solo says last week, he had to lose a brother! He had to! It was in order for him to find a new one! His MFT, Tama Tonga! And with that, a bloodied Kevin Owens is tossed out, by the Good Bad Guy! Tama shoves Kevin down the ramp, stalks behind him, and referees rush out to stop him from doing anything further! Kevin can’t even sit up, but Tama steps over him to go to the ring. The fans boo as Tama joins Solo in the ring while the refs help Kevin to his feet and to the back. Tama raises his finger to the sky, because he acknowledges Solo! Heyman has no choice but to go along, but wait! Kevin is heading back down the ramp!?

The fans fire up as Kevin shows his grit and defiance! He drags Tama out to fire off hands!! The fans cheer but then Solo whips Kevin into steel steps! Solo drags Kevin back up, puts him in the ring, but now security rushes in! Tama storms in after Kevin but Kevin TACKLES Tama! The security gets Kevin away from Tama, but Solo SAMOAN SPIKES Kevin down!! The fans boo but then Tama SPLASHES Kevin! Tama rains down fists on that bloody wound, then he DECKS guard after guard! Producers try but Tama is a madman! Tama shoves everyone away so he can slip out of the ring, to grab a chair!!

The fans boo as Tama storms back in, but now Aldis steps up! Aldis warns The Bloodline here, and Solo has Tama stand down. Solo takes the chair from Tama to show they’re done here. The fans chant “YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!” but the damage is done. Solo & Tama are a dangerous duo, will nothing and no one stop them from taking over SmackDown?

 

Heyman goes to the parking lot.

He’s in shock, but Aldis finds him and pulls him along. Was Heyman aware of this? Aldis shows Heyman the aftermath of one car T-boning another! And in case Heyman can’t guess, the struck car was Kevin’s. The attacking car was Tama’s! Heyman says this wasn’t authorized! No, Heyman, Aldis is speaking now. He gets this is a conflict within The Bloodline, but on his show, things are settle din the ring. Next week is the Draft, a lot of eyeballs on it, and a lot top brass are gonna be here. So Aldis will not tolerate this behavior. So make sure The Bloodline understands. Because, Heyman, if you don’t, the repercussions will be equally savage.

Aldis brings Heyman in close to tell him losing isn’t the only thing that has consequences. Will the Wise Man be able to rein in such an unruly force as Solo and Tama?

 

Carlito w/ Zelina Vega VS Santos Escobar w/ Elektra Lopez!

The LWO still doesn’t believe Legado’s claims that they had nothing to do with Dragon Lee going down before WrestleMania, so they’re going to get to the bottom of this one themselves! Will Caribbean Cool make the Emperor of Lucha confess his crimes? Or will Santos prove he was right all along?

The bell rings and the two talk trash. Then they start throwing hands! Carlito backs Santos down but Santos gets around to whisper something in Carlito’s ear. Carlito ELBOWS Santos away, runs up and hits a THESZ PRESS! Carlito then bumps Santos off buckles, fires hands, then has him in another corner. Carlito whips corner to corner, runs up, but Santos BOOTS him! Santos runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Vega coaches Carlito to stay on Santos and he brings Santos up. Carlito ROCKS Santos, whips, but Santos KICKS him! Santos runs, but into a DROPKICK! Carlito kips up and the fans fire up!

Santos is on the outside, the ref won’t let Carlito go after him, but then Carlito WRECKS Santos with a dropkick! Carlito loads up to PLANCHA! Direct hit on Santos and Carlito hoists Vega up to celebrate! The fans cheer the LWO on as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Santos whips Carlito hard into buckles. Carlito falls over, Santos soaks up the heat, then Santos HEADBUTTS Carlito to a corner. Santos then CHOPS, gets space and runs in, to DOUBLE KNEE! Carlito slumps in the corner but Santos puts him up top! Santos GAMANGIRIS then climbs up! SUPER STEINER! Carlito flounders, Santos pushes him to a cover, TWO! Vega is relieved but Santos huffs and puffs. Santos rains down fists on Carlito, then clamps on a top wristlock. Carlito endures and Vega coaches him while the fans rally. Carlito rises, throws body shots, then LARIATS!

The fans rally as Carlito starts to rally with more clotheslines, and an ELBOW! Carlito kicks, runs, and KNEE LIFTS! Santos wobbles, Carlito LARIATS again! Cover, TWO! Santos is tougher than that but Carlito says he’s going up! Carlito climbs, but then Lopez gets on the apron! Vega storms right over to YANK her down! The fans fire up as Vega goes up, and RANAS, only for Lopez to block! Lopez SWINGS Vega into barriers! Carlito ROCKS Santos, steps in, but the ref is reprimanding Lopez so he misses Santos KICK ropes to jam Carlito low! Santos reels Carlito in to POST him, then brings him back for the fireman’s carry! PHANTOM DRIVER!! Cover, Santos wins!

Winner: Santos Escobar, by pinfall

La Madrina helps The Emperor steal this victory, them taking down the Caribbean Cool and La Muneca! Whether or not Legado beat down Dragon Lee, will nothing stop them from conquering SmackDown?

 

VIP Skybox interview with Damage CTRL!

Kayla is with Iyo Sky, Dakota Kai, Kairi Sane & Asuka as they sit way up in the back. What made the former WWE Women’s Champion and crew want a special view of this main event? Dakota takes offense for Iyo with the use of “former” there. Is Kayla trying to disrespect them? Iyo will take that title back when they’re good and ready. But for now, they’re here to watch two people they can’t stand tear each other apart! Does Dakota need to remind everyone here that DMG CTRL is still the most dominant force in the WWE!? The fans boo but Dakota says the Kabuki Warriors are STILL the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions, and that will not change-

WAID! Jade Cargill is here! She makes her entrance from the other skybox, with Bianca Belair alongside her! The strongEST duo argues with DMG CTRL, their own title intentions clear. But for now, it’s time for the main event! Who shines with gold here in the Steel City? We find out, after the break!

 

Cody Rhodes speaks.

The American Nightmare is in the UK as part of Raw’s tour, but he still took time to say, “What is the task? Run up the score, leave no doubt, right? Formerly, the task was ‘win the big belt, in the big place.’ We’ve done that. Now, it’s a whole new frontier for us, undiscovered country.” There’s an old expression: the title can make the man, or the man makes the title. Which will it be for Cody? He’s in London tonight, the O2, 16 THOUSAND, then it’s on to Belfast, Ireland. Cody is keeping his promise to bring this title all around the world. Back home, AJ Styles has emerged the #1 contender to this championship.

So then, it will be two Georgia boys duking it out in Lyon, France. The first time ever, at that. Styles has an unprecedented reputation in pro-wrestling. The modern day Excellence of Execution, if you will. Styles rarely misses. But the same goes for Cody. So Backlash in France, Cody looks forward to it. The contract signing is next week, even as the WWE Draft is going on! Will things be explosive when American Nightmare and Phenomenal One meet face to face?

 

WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi!

SmackDown returns and Bayley makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and either we shine or we glow!

The bell rings, the fans rally, and the two circle. The two tie up, go around, and Bayley headlocks. Naomi powers up but Bayley wrenches to wristlock. Naomi slips through, rolls Bayley up, ONE!! The fans rally as the two go again. Naomi waistlocks, Bayley headlocks to hit a takeover, and she makes it a cover, TWO! Naomi fights up to her feet, powers up but Bayley wrenches gain. Naomi waistlocks, O’Conner Rolls, ONE! Both women get up, Naomi ducks the boot but Bayley arm-drags her around! Bayley has the cording hold, the fans rally up, and Naomi fights to her feet. Naomi whips Bayley away, but Bayley runs her over!

The fans cheer and Bayley tells DMG CTRL she’s watching them, too. Things speed up, Naomi does the splits to duck under, then she comes back to kick from below! She drags Bayley into a cradle, ONE!! Bayley hurries to step over, LA MAGISTROL! ONE!! Naomi and Bayley get up, Naomi trips Bayley to jackknife, ONE!! Ghost pin, TWO! Both women hurry up, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans rally while both women are down, evenly matched in this chess game so far. Both women rise, and Naomi SHOTGUNS first! Then she runs up, uses the ropes to slingshot and BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Naomi is frustrated but keeps her focus.

Naomi drags Bayley up, Bayley shoves her away. Naomi dodges the lariat to hit REAR VIEW! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives but Naomi lets her know it was that close, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Bayley whips Naomi to a corner, runs in, but into a BOOT! Bayley gets up, Naomi runs up, JAWBREAKER! Bayley ends up in a corner now, Naomi runs in, and she forearm SMASHES! Naomi then runs Bayley corner to corner for a BUCKLE BULLDOG! Naomi slips out to the apron while Bayley flounders, and Naomi climbs. The fans duel as Naomi CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Bayley is tougher than that but Naomi knows that. Naomi keeps her focus while DMG CTRL, Bianca & Jade all focus on them. Naomi ROCKS Bayley, tries the ropes again, but Bayley stops the bulldog to SMACK Naomi off buckles!

Bayley then reels Naomi in, SAIDO! High stack, TWO! Naomi is still in this and Bayley remembers Naomi’s tougher than that, too. Bayley drags Naomi into a drop zone, then goes up the corner! Bayley aims, to MACHO ELBOW onto knees! Bayley writhes, Naomi goes to the apron. Bayley stands, runs up, but into a ROUNDHOUSE! Naomi slingshots, for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives and Naomi is stunned! Naomi refocuses, goes to the corner, and goes up to SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT onto knees! Bayley returns the favor and both women are down. Bayley shakes out the leg, stands and runs, to KNEE Naomi down!

Bayley hurries to put Naomi back in a drop zone, and then hobbles her way to a corner. Bayley climbs, to MACHO ELBOW!! Direct hit this time and Bayley covers, TWO!! Naomi survives and Bayley is frustrated. Bayley hobbles on the bad leg, leans on ropes while she catches her breath, and the fans duel even more. Bayley stalks Naomi, hooks her up, but Naomi PELES free! Naomi hurries to a corner, Bayley runs up, but Naomi goes up to sunset flip! TWO!! But into the BUTTERFLY LOCK!! Bayley endures, reaches out with her legs, but then she tucks to a cover, TWO!! Naomi gets up, both women throw forearms!

They both wobble, storm up, and Bayley eggs Naomi on. Naomi wants this, right? So hit her! Naomi fires a forearm, Bayley hits back! Naomi winds up to forearm, Bayley comes back with another! The fans fire up as the forearms go harder and faster! Bayley gets the edge, but Naomi SWATS one, to SCORPION KICK, and then JUMP KNEE! Bayley tumbles out of the ring, Naomi PLANCHAS! Direct hit and a hard one, both women are down on the floor! The ring count starts, Naomi stirs at 3 of 10. Naomi brings Bayley up, but BAYLEY2BELLY onto the desk!! The count is 7! Naomi flounders on the desk, but then TIFFANY ATTACKS BAYLEY!!!

Winner: Bayley, by disqualification (still WWE Women’s Champion)

Tiffany makes herself the center of attention as always as she ruins this main event! She dribbles Naomi off the desk, then RAMS Bayley into steel steps! Then she drags Naomi off the desk to POST her! Tiff storms back over to Bayley, puts her in the ring, then adds Naomi in, too. Tiff says sorry not sorry, but it’s Tiffy Time! Tiffy goes to the corner, for the PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER! Tiff flexes over both champion and challenger, having upset Bianca & Jade but having entertained DMG CTRL. But will Wrestling Barbie pay for pissing off the Role Model?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown that also acted as a WWE Draft go-home. Great match from Styles and Knight to open the night but also follow-up their WrestleMania match. Naturally, Styles wins because then he and Knight are 1-1 in 1v1 matches, and also natural Face VS Heel right there. Good promo from Cody Rhodes, that title match is going to be awesome. Awesome new looks for the WWE Tag Team Championships, though maybe too much gold. Nothing really pops when it’s all the same color, so they should’ve had silver on the WWE logo and the words, “Tag Team Champions,” but it’s still a great redesign.

We also got an awesome Fatal 4 Way tag match, with Theory & Waller decent on commentary. And pieces are falling into place for what I was thinking: Profits win the right to face Theory & Waller, we’ll surely get Lashley wanting the US Championship, we’ll get a good faction feud there as we approach those title matches. Also good continuation of the LWO VS Legado feud with Carlito VS Santos, and distractions of course helped Santos win. There’s gotta come a point where Carlito reveals it was him, Dragon Lee, it was him all along! Now, that would make like the third turn since the start of this rivalry (Santos to Heel, Andrade to Face and Carlito to Heel) but hey, the drama is heightened each time, and maybe Dragon Lee will actually get a win in this feud.

Great stuff in Bayley VS Naomi, as well as all the promos. DMG CTRL watching from the skybox, same as Bianca & Jade, was good stuff. The tag title match is definitely coming for Backlash, that will be great stuff. But I should’ve figured Tiffany would “ruin” the main event so that there won’t really be a choice between Bayley and Naomi. The Draft is coming, hopefully they think to keep all three on the same brand, and probably here on SmackDown, so that those three can have it out. I don’t know the chances of a Triple Threat for Backlash but it still feels possible. Though  at the same time, I don’t think they’d take the title off Bayley after only a month, so she’d probably use Tiffany against Naomi to retain.

And what wild stuff with this new, more vicious Bloodline. Solo is in a suit because he certainly thinks he is Tribal Chief already, given Roman Reigns did give him the nod as “Tribal Heir” a few months ago. And while Tama is the MFT, which everyone is already wondering what that even means, it’s clear he’s also the right hand man and a loose cannon at that. Without the Draft, it’d be pretty wild for Jimmy to come back and help Kevin against this new Bloodline. With the Draft, we could get Jey back on the same brand as his family and then he and Jimmy stand against Solo and Tama. But either way, it’ll be a wild ride in this new chapter and I’m all for it.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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