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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (11/12/21)

Who is the true sovereign of SmackDown?

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Coverage SmackDown 2021

The Tribal Chief takes on the King of the Ring!

SmackDown has a power struggle on its hands! Will Xavier Woods make the Reigning, Defending, Undisputed Universal Heavyweight Champion bow down?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Woman Tag: Sasha Banks, Naomi & Aliyah VS Shayna Baszler, Natalya & Shotzi Blackheart; Banks, Naomi & Aliyah win.
  • Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs VS Los Lotharios; Los Lotharios wins.
  • Team SmackDown Eliminator: Jeff Hardy VS Sami Zayn; Hardy wins, Sami is off the team.
  • Bend the Knee: Xavier Woods VS Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman; Woods wins by disqualification, Reigns kneels.

PLAY BY PLAY

Sonya Deville is in the ring.

She’s joined by Shotzi Blackheart, Natalya, Shayna Baszler and Aliyah. Sonya has a mic to say that a week from this Sunday is Survivor Series in Brooklyn. That said, she is here to present to us the SmackDown Women’s Team! She goes down the line, introducing the wild child, the Queen of Harts, the Queen of Spades and the newest addition to SmackDown! But leading them all is The Boss, the Blueprint, the Standard, Sasha Banks! Sasha gives her sunglasses to a young fan in the front row then goes to the ring to join her teammates. But she and Shotzi want right after each other! Naomi then comes out and Sonya is not happy about that.

Naomi gets right in the ring to get in Sonya’s face! Shayna pulls her back but the forearms start flying! Shotzi and Aliyah brawl, Sasha is after Natty! Sonya wants the chaos to stop but she can’t get anyone to back down! Sasha bumps Shayna off buckles, stomps away, everyone else spills out of the ring! Shayna bumps Sasha back, and SmackDown goes to break!

 

Six Woman Tag: Sasha Banks, Naomi & Aliyah VS Shayna Baszler, Natalya & Shotzi Blackheart!

Holla holla! The Boss, the Glow and… Aliyah… join forces to take on the Queen of Spades, the Queen of Harts and the queen of the ballpit! Will there be any way for any of these women to coexist at Survivor Series after this?

The teams sort out, Sasha starts against Natty, and Natty shoves Sasha. Sasha CHOPS back! Then knuckle locks to go up and flying arm-drag! Sasha eggs Natty on, dodges her but Natty runs Sasha over! Things speed up again, Sasha hurdles, drops, Natty rolls and eggs Sasha on. Sasha runs, wheelbarrows and BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Natty gets up, pushes past Sasha and tags Shayna. Sasha rushes into a waistlock and SLAM! Shayna sucker punches Naomi, but Sasha double knees Shayna! Tag to Aliyah, Sasha helps her get up to RANA Shayna down! Shayna staggers up into a dropkick! Shotzi tags in, Aliyah dropkicks her! Cover, TWO!

Aliyah brings Shotzi up, whips her to ropes but Shotzi holds ropes, side steps and yanks Aliyah down to then throw her by her hair! SENTON! Cover, TWO! Shotzi is already frustrated, she gets Aliyah up and tags Natty in. They mug Aliyah, then Natty stomps away. Shayna tags in, she gets her stomps in, then tag to Shotzi. Shotzi stomps Aliyah, tags Natty, and at least this team is working together. Natty goes to suplex but Aliyah makes it a cradle! TWO, DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES take both women down! Natty manages to cover, TWO! Natty taunts the fans who like Aliyah and then says they’re pathetic! Tag to Shayna, they mug Aliyah, Aliyah throws body shots on Shayna.

Shayna shoves, gets Aliyah in the sleeper, but Aliyah pushes back to roll and tag Naomi! Naomi dodges, ROUNDHOUSES then dropkicks Shayna down! Naomi slides under a boot to CHOP her back! Naomi scoops but Shayna slips off to waistlock. Naomi switches, Natty tags in as Shayna bucks the roll-up! Naomi dodges, goes up but gets a HOTSHOT to a KNEE! The Queens are working together well, and Natty gets a DRAPING SUPLEX! Sasha and Aliyah storm over but Shayna and Shotzi keep them back. Natty gets Naomi up, to snap suplex to the floor! The ref counts, Natty puts Naomi in at 6 of 10, then gets in to bring Naomi away from her corner, another snap suplex!

Natty pushes Naomi to a cover, TWO! Natty drags Naomi up, Naomi throws body shots to fight off the suplexes. Naomi runs, Natty gets her for a DISCUS LARIAT! Natty soaks up the heat before she covers, TWO! Natty is frustrated but she drags Naomi over to tag in Shayna. Natty throws Naomi out, Shayna goes out after her. Shayna RAMS Naomi into the barriers! The Glow is in trouble as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Natty drags Naomi around. Tag to Shayna, they split the wishbone! Shotzi tags in, WELCOME TO THE BALLPIT! Cover, TWO! Shotzi brings Naomi up but Naomi starts to power her way towards the corner. Shotzi CLUBS her, puts her in the other corner, tag to Shayna. They mug Naomi, Shayna snapmares and wrenches Naomi’s arm to a top wristlock. Shayna isolates the arm, and STOMPS it! Naomi clutches the elbow, Shayna brings her up with a chinbar and puts her on the ropes. The ref counts, Shayna lets off but Natty gets a cheap shot in! Shayna has the top wristlock again but Naomi endures.

Fans rally up for Naomi, she fights up and throws body shots! Naomi runs but Shayna gets around to the sleeper! Naomi hits a JAWBREAKER! Naomi hurries but Shayna whips her away! But Naomi BOOTS back, elbows Shotzi and hits Natty! Naomi throws Shayna out but Shayna pulls hair! Naomi ENZIGURIS Shayna down! Fans fire up as Naomi crawls, but Natty tags in to CLOBBER Sasha! But Naomi O’Conner Rolls! TWO, hot tag to Aliyah! She ROCKS Natty, goes up top and leaps to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Aliyah hits a THESZ PRESS! Then another! And fast hands! Natty shoves her away, Aliyah spins it around to a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Aliyah can’t believe it, but she hurries to get Natty back up. Natty trips Aliyah but Aliyah kicks her to roll her! TWO, Natty scoops and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Natty whips, Aliyah reverses and runs in but into an elbow! Natty spins but Aliyah ducks to kick low! NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, Shayna breaks it! Sasha gets in, blocks the kick to KNEE Shayna down! Shotzi runs in but is sent right out! Sasha goes to the apron, METEORA to Shayna! Shotzi avoided that but not the REAR VIEW from Naomi! Naomi gets up, Natty WRECKS her with a  dropkick! But Aliyah spins Natty, only for Natty to back drop! Aliyah sunset flips but they’re in the ropes!

Natty gets the legs, SHARPSHOOTER!! And she has the ropes! But Naomi HOTSHOTS Natty! Aliyah sunset flips, and wins!!

Winners: Aliyah, Sasha Banks & Naomi, by pinfall

What a way to debut on SmackDown! Aliyah has proven her worth to the team by taking out the BOAT, but will the whole team work together to take down Raw’s five?

 

Sami Zayn speaks to…?

He wants everyone to know that he takes this responsibility very seriously as the “elder statesman” of SmackDown. As the locker room leader and de facto captain of Team SmackDown, he will do everything in hos power to ensure victory. We all have our reasons to have doubts and bitterness, they all have their differences. Sami was once ranting about a conspiracy theory, but none of that matters now! The camera zooms out to see Sami is speaking to himself in the mirror. Sami is rehearsing what he’ll say to rally Team SmackDown, but in walks Jeff Hardy! Sami sees him and is a bit embarrassed. How much of that did Hardy see? The whole thing.

But what did he think? Honestly? “It sucked!” Yeah, okay, real nice, Jeff. But one way or another, will Team SmackDown be able to work together any better than the SmackDown Women’s team?

 

Aliyah is so excited!

Megan congratulates her for that big debut win. Aliyah is a winner, she’s on Team Survivor Series and- Sonya walk sin. She asks how long Aliyah’s known Naomi. Y’know what? Never mind. This excitement is warranted. It is amazing. But Sonya was just “advised” that Aliyah is no longer on Team SmackDown. Oh, sorry, gotta take this. Aliyah’s mood just came crashing down. Is Sonya punishing anyone even remotely helped by Naomi just to stick it to the Glow?

 

Backstage interview with Roman Reigns & Paul Heyman.

Kayla caught them just as they were going to Roman’s private locker room, and she wants a word. Roman figures she’s here to either acknowledge him, or to flirt with the Wiseman. But what is it that she wants? To ask- No one cares what you want! But they do care what Roman wants. “Wiseman.” “My Tribal Chief?” “Smarten her up.” Of course, though that may be the hardest task Roman’s ever given him. Heyman will do his best, for the Tribal Chief has authorized Heyman to “up the ante against Xavier Woods.”

Tonight live on SmackDown, Woods will take a bended knee and acknowledge Roman as Tribal Chief. If Roman isn’t man enough to make that happen, then Roman Reigns will take a bended knee live tonight. And just so everyone knows there are no games, if Roman violates these conditions, they may strip the title from Roman and banish him from SmackDown. And in the commonwealth of Virginia, that is a binding verbal contract. Doesn’t that make tonight a lot more interesting? Heyman excuses himself, and he’s right! This got a lot more interesting! Can Woods change the entire dynamic of SmackDown with one match?

 

Rick Boogs is on stage!

The rockin’ bard gets the fans to call and response before he introduces the Intercontinental Champion, Shinsuke NakamurAAAAAAAA~! The King of Strong Style makes his entrance, and it’s time for payback from the Halloween shenanigans! Will this get ugly for the most handsome tag team in WWE?

 

“Happy” Corbin and “Mad Cap” Moss laugh it up backstage.

Last week was a big riot for these two, but Corbin hopes Moss has another Viking related joke. Of course he does, he’s Mad Cap! “What do you call a Viking entirely made of carbohydrates. Erik the BREAD!” They lost it laughing again, but will the Viking Raiders find them to have the last laugh?

 

Shinsuke Nakamura & Rick Boogs VS Los Lotharios!

SmackDown returns as Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo make their entrance. The teams sort out and Carrillo starts with Boogs. Fans rally, the two tie up and Boogs shoves Carrillo away. Fans fire up with the air drums, but Crrillo runs back in. But into an EXPLODER! Boogs runs, slides and shreds on the air guitar! Then he trips Carrillo, floats to a dead lift gut wrench and he throws Carrillo around before the suplex! Boogs pumps up but Carrillo elbow shim back! Tag to Garza, Carrillo throws Boogs into boots! Garza has Boogs in the ropes with the armlock, then lets off to fire off hands and knees!

Garza headlocks, tags to Carrillo, and the cousins put Boogs up in the Tree of Woe. DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE! Carrillo keeps on Boogs with fish hook sin the face! The ref reprimands, Carrillo lets off to rain down fists! Carrillo drags Boogs up, the fans rally up, but Carrillo CLUBS Boogs. Carrillo whips Boogs into the corner, clotheslines, and Garza tags in. Carrillo clubs Boogs more then feeds Boogs to Garza’s forearm! Cover, TWO! OFF COME THE PANTS! Basement dropkick! Garza wraps on a chinlock, throws down forearms, then wraps the chinlock on tighter. Garza clubs away, Boogs fights up and carries Garza in a crucifix! SNAKE EYES!

Boogs hurries to his corner but Garza gets a foot! Boogs rolls, boots Garza away, hot tag to Nakamura! Carrillo tags in but Nakamura dodges to DYNAMIC DROPKICK! KNEE for Garza, then the AX KICK! Nakamura goes corner to corner at Carrillo but blocks boots. He puts Carrillo in the ropes, KICK, SLIDING GERMAN! Nakamura gets in, pushes Carrillo out of the corner and goes up. Nakamura waits, leaps, FLYING KNEE! Cover, but Garza breaks it! Boogs clotheslines Garza and himself out! Nakamura aims at Carrillo but Garza POSTS Boogs! Garza saves his cousin but Nakamura WRECKS Garza with a dropkick!

Carrillo runs in but DIVES into a roundhouse! Garza grabs Nakamura’s foot, Carrillo basement dropkicks! Tag to Garza, they get Nakamura up, CERRO DE LA SILLA! Cover, Los Lotharios win!

Winners: Los Lotharios, by pinfall

Garza & Carrillo blow kisses but the fans boo. Will Los Lotharios be kissing those SmackDown Tag Team Championships soon enough?

 

NXT’s Von Wagner meets with Adam Pearce & Sonya Deville.

They’re discussing a contract, but Pearce wants to know why Sonya took Aliyah off the team. It was simply to make the team stronger. But maybe Pearce should do the same? Sonya leaves, Sami walks in, and Sami doesn’t want to throw his weight around but as team captain, he has some concerns about his team. Namely, Jeff Hardy. You should’ve seen how he disrespected Sami! Sami demands Hardy be removed from the team. Demand? Well, they were just talking about making the teams stronger. And maybe that is a great idea. Sami will face Hardy 1v1, loser is off the team!

What? No! Is this Pearce sticking it to Sami? Pearce tells Sami the match is official. And with Wagner backing Pearce up, Sami doesn’t argue it. Sami leaves, but will he earn his spot on the team? Or will the Charismatic Enigma render him OBSOLETE?

 

Charlotte Flair walks out to the ring!

The Queen, the SmackDown Women’s Champion, will get to face The Man, Becky Lynch, at Survivor Series. But she has some words on that, and we’ll hear from her, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Charlotte has the mic. “It’s good to see you guys, too. Becky Lynch, my Survivor Series opponent, has gone from being the Irish Lass Kicker, to The Man, to Becky Two Belts, to Big Time Becks. Becky, who the hell are you?! There is nothing natural about you!” From the catchphrases to the orange hair to “God knows what else,” Becky is just a fabricated champion. Now, Charlotte isn’t saying Becky hasn’t had her moments. WrestleMania 35, winning both titles in one match, is because of Charlotte. Or that SummerSlam return, where Becky beat the fastEST rising star in 26 seconds,.

But at Survivor Series, Becky will have a new nickname: “Becky Uh-Oh~.” Say it with her now! Becky Uh-Oh! Charlotte beat her, uh-ohhh~! Charlotte’s far superior! Uh-ohhh~! Becky came back from having a baby too soon! Uh-ohhhh~! Charlotte’s gonna beat her up! Uh-ohhh~! Now here’s the thing. Not only can Charlotte beat Becky, but she can beat any woman who steps through these ropes. Two weeks ago, Shotzi had her opportunity, but just being in the ring she cemented herself in the division. Just by getting in the ring with Charlotte, even losing to her, you become a star! Charlotte should be “The Star Maker!”

And here’s the thing. Toni Storm interrupts! The Lightning From Down Under tells Charlotte, “Offering title opportunities to the women’s locker room, helping the younger generation really hone their craft. How… generous. But the reality is, you don’t actually do any of that!” Becky defended her title on Raw just over a week ago. Now has Charlotte done that since she’s been on SmackDown? Uh-ohhhh~! NOPE! Can’t say that she has! So how ’bout this? Charlotte can put her money where her mouth is and accept Toni’s challenge here TONIGHT! Fans want to see that! But Charlotte says, “Absolutely not.” Charlotte blows right past Toni, but will she have to face the Storm sooner or later?

 

Backstage interview with Xavier Woods.

Kayla asks the King of the Ring about the stipulation. Someone will bend the knee, but what about The Hand of the King? Yes, Woods has one hand tied behind his back. But the brutish, disgusting acts makes Roman think Woods will acknowledge him? He is sorely mistaken. But to get real for a second, Kofi Kingston being injured and Big E taking an apron powerbomb on Raw, the New Day has had a rough week. But that stops tonight! You want a royal proclamation, it is that Roman WILL bend the knee! King Xavier, first of his name, Bringer of New Days and clotter of bloodlines will storm the Island of Relevancy and plant his flag in the name of King Woods! If Roman wants to be king, Woods will make him get serious!

 

Aliyah is on the phone.

She doesn’t know what happened but Sonya kicked her off the team. This was her dream and now… Mustafa Ali walks in. He gets it. One moment, you’re on top of the world, then everything comes crumbling down. This was mean to be the biggest moment in Aliyah’s life, but now it’s the worst. Ricochet interjects. He doesn’t know what Ali is saying to her, but he wouldn’t believe any of it. Aliyah still crushed it against some legit living legends. And Aliyah did win. Keep your head high and keep moving forward. Aliyah walks off with Ricochet, will Ali learn not everyone is as bitter as he is?

 

Team SmackDown Eliminator: Jeff Hardy VS Sami Zayn!

Drew McIntyre, King Xavier and Happy Corbin are staying put, but they’re going to be losing a teammate! Will the Charismatic Enigma make Sami eat his words? Or will the “elder statesman” stay the self-proclaimed team leader?

SmackDown returns as Sami makes his entrance. The bell rings and Hardy circles with Sami. They tie up, Sami gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock but Hardy reverses and YANKS the arm. Sami pulls hair, throws Hardy down, and has a chinbar with the armlock. Hardy fights up and fans rally as he throws body shots. Hardy whips Sami to ropes, Sami reverses but Hardy blocks hip toss to hip toss back! Cover, TWO! Sami gets to a corner, Hardy RAMS into him. Hardy climbs up, rains down fists, and fans count all the way to 10 for him. Hardy hops down but Sami kicks him back. Sami goes to buckle bump but Hardy gives one to Sami first!

Hardy goes to jawbreaker but gets a knee! Cover, TWO! Sami is frustrated and he rains down fists from all sides! Fans boo as Sami lets off and seethes. Sami brings Hardy up, throws hands, then whips to ropes. Hardy reverses, Sami holds ropes and bails out! But Hardy WRECKS him with a dropkick! Hardy whips Sami into railing! Then Hardy gets space to run, and he leaps off the steps, but Poetry in Motion crashes ‘n’ burns into barriers! Fans boo Sami but he’s standing tall as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Sami taunts Hardy’s dance moves as he covers, TWO! Sami argues with the ref, but he drags Hardy up into a chinlock. Sami squeezes tight, Hardy endures and fans rally up. Hardy fights up, throws body shots, and then counter punches! He whips, Sami reverses but Hardy reverses back to CLOBBER Sami! ATOMIC DROP, to the leg splitting leg drop! Basement dropkick and a SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans can’t believe that wasn’t three! Hardy stalks Sami, rams into him at the corner, then whips him corner to corner. Sami reverses but runs into an elbow! Hardy goes up, WHISPER IN THE WIND! Cover, TWO!!

Fans are thunderous as Sami survives! Sami is on the ropes, Hardy waits for him to rise. Kick and TWIST- NO! Sami  underhooks to backslide, TWO!! Sami reels Hardy in, but Hardy JAWBREAKERS! Hardy runs in but misses the splash! Sami rolls him, and has feet on the ropes! The ref sees that and doesn’t count! Sami is furious but Hardy gives him a TWIST OF FATE! The shirt comes off, Hardy goes up top! SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, Hardy wins!

Winner: Jeff Hardy, by pinfall; Sami is OFF the Men’s Survivor Series Team

And that is why Hardy is a living legend! Sami is distraught as his face is taken off the graphic! But then, who replaces him to face Team Raw?

 

Hit Row speaks.

Adonis says being on SmackDown is bananas! Like when you find the perfect kicks, the details is crucial. Naaah~! That ain’t it. Top Dolla says they’ve come a long way, so they ain’t backing out now. Time to make this show SmackDolla whenever you talkin’ smack! Swerve says the WWE Universe should show love to these gentlemen, because they can’t think of any better men to receive such sentiments. It’s been their love, the WWE fans welcoming us, because everyone knows they’re on deck. They’re the next ones up. Hit Row, Hit Row, best of the bunch! If you feeling it, sing along! They the culture! And if you didn’t know, now you know!

 

Jinder Mahal & Shanky laugh.

The Modern Day Maharaja wants “The Real Slim Shanky” to drop some bars of his own! Oh yeah~! It’s all in Punjabi but it is definitely fire. #IceIceShanky and Jinder break it down, but Mahal’s turn! DJ Shankenstein, give him a beat. “We’re Hit Row, we love our fans! Even if we lose, we’re here for the drip. And that’s why the talk and the shoes…” Mahal has more than that. They can do the dances. Hit the road, Hit Row! “Hit Row? More like Cringe Row.” Um, Jinder’s one to talk… But does this mean Hit Row’s hit list will have Mahal & Shanky first?

 

Xia Li is ready.

But will SmackDown be? The fierce warrior is coming soon!

 

Backstage interview with Ridge Holland.

Yorkshire Grit shared his praise for Sheamus, and he was speaking from the heart. Sheamus is his idol. Where he’s from, if he was to make 10 pounds, he’d knock it out of someone’s hand. He never thought he’d leave the streets. But then he saw Sheamus doing what he did, fighting like he fought, but making a living. He didn’t think he could make good money hurting people. “Sheamus showed me a way. And I’m proud to follow in his footsteps.” But then, Cesaro walks in and apologizes for interrupting. Cesaro’s known Sheamus a long time. They didn’t just set the bar, they were The Bar. But Sheamus’ attitude lately Just be careful what you wish for.

Holland knows about that relationship. But he wants Cesaro to know that he’ll take Cesaro’s place. Holland and Sheamus will be a better tag team than The Bar ever was. And if Cesaro doesn’t like what Holland is saying, take it up with Sheamus. He returns next week. Holland heads out, but will the Swiss Cyborg be proven right when Holland finally meets his hero?

 

Bend the Knee: Xavier Woods VS Roman Reigns w/ Paul Heyman!

The King of the Ring may be alone, but he’s not going to back down from this fight. But will he be made to bow down and acknowledge the Tribal Chief? Or will Woods make Roman choose between his pride and his title?

Roman makes his entrance first, raising the belt for the pyro before going to the ring. Then he gets the belt again, raises it and sets off the second pyro. The Head of the Table is calm and focused, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Woods makes his entrance. The bell rings, the two circle then tie up. Woods gest an arm to wrench but Roman ROCKS him with a right hand. Roman fires off in the corner, but Woods trips him up! Woods climbs now to rain down fists of his own! Roman stops Woods at 9 to flapjack him on the corner! Roman then runs, but Woods dodges to SHOTGUN dropkick Roman out of the ring! Roman lands on his feet but Woods eggs him on. Roman moves to get in but Woods is there. Roman backs off, Woods barks at him, then runs to WRECK Roman with a dropkick! And he SMACKS Roman off the desk, then throws hands and CHOPS on repeat!

Woods puts Roman in the ring, ducks and dodges and slides and runs into an uppercut! Woods flops out of the ring and Roman has his arrogance back. Roman goes out, stalks Woods, brings him up and URENAGES him onto the desk! A message to Big E, perhaps? Roman raises the finger, #WeTheOnes, as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Roman looms over Woods. Woods slowly rises as Roman mocks him, but Woods headbutts low! And headbutts high! Roman DECKS Woods with a hand, but Woods rises to throw body shots and haymakers back! Roman shoves him but Woods KICKS back! Woods and Roman both rebound, Roman BOOTS Woods down! Cover, TWO! Roman watches Woods go to a corner and walks over. “Are we really going to do this? I gave you the option.” Roman throws the point-blank lariats over and over! He gets all 10, then runs, into a forearm from Woods! Woods staggers, runs, but Roman DECKS him with another uppercut!

Roman steadies himself, Woods goes to the apron. Roman storms over, into a GAMANGIRI! Woods steps in, TORNADO DDT! Both men are down and fans rally up. Roman and Woods slowly rise. Roman swings but Woods blocks to CHOP! And haymaker, and CHOP, repeat! Woods fires off faster and faster but Roman knees low! Roman back suplexes but Woods lands on his feet! Woods ducks, dodges, slides and ROLLING ELBOWS! Roman rebounds, into a LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Roman is gasping, Woods hurries to get up. Roman stands, into a mule kick! Woods runs, BASEMENT COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!

Woods grits his teeth and Heyman is worried. Woods climbs a corner, Roman ROCKS him with another uppercut! Woods hits back from above as Roman tries to climb. Roman drops, Woods leaps, into another URENAGE! Cover, TWO! Roman is a bit surprised, but he goes to the corner. Fans fire up with Roman, others boo, but Roman lets out the battle cry! Roman runs, into a SUPERKICK! Woods goes to a corner, Roman runs in, but only gets buckles! Woods goes up top, walks the tightrope, LIMITBREAKER!! Cover, The USOS drag him out and mug him!!

Winner: Xavier Woods, by disqualification

The Usos finally appear at the right time, and they’re mugging Woods all over ringside! Jey pulls steel steps apart, he and Usos RAM Woods into the announce desk with them! And then again! Woods tumbles up and over the desk, then they join Roman in the ring. But Roman did lose, so he kneels! But that’s so the Usos can put Woods’ crown on Roman’s head!! Roman technically fulfills the stipulation by kneeling, but not to any man! Roman stands with crown on head and finger in the air! #WeTheOnes who cheated to stand tall. Will Big E avenge his New Day brothers when he and Roman meet at Survivor Series?


My Thoughts:

This SmackDown went by fast, but that’s because we didn’t get a whole lot out of it. And why did this feel like half a go-home episode? The way everything went with The Bloodline felt like this was leading right into Survivor Series. Roman VS Woods was a great match, but The Usos weren’t part of this episode until the very end, as I figured was the idea when they didn’t even walk out there with Roman. This has to lead to more Roman VS Woods after Survivor Series, on the road to #WWEDayOne. Also, the Usos really should defend their tag titles on that event, for that #DayOneIsh. Though at this rate, it feels like other Heels will be challenging.

It’s great for Los Lotharios to get the win, but boy has WWE let Nakamura fall off. He hasn’t defended his title, even though “Happy” Corbin got that win over him, and they don’t even seem to want to build up contenders for him. They’re instead making Ridge Holland into Sheamus’ fanboy and possibly tag partner. Holland should be showing us that Northern Grit in matches and building himself towards a title shot against Nakamura. And then, while I’m grateful we only got Corbin & Moss backstage and not in a Happy Talk segment, why didn’t we also get the Viking Raiders responding? Maybe they could make “jokes” about Corbin & Moss.

Hit Row had a great bit, but WWE should really get B-Fab back. The group just feels odd without her. And while I’m sure Shanky killed it, the entire response promo from him and Mahal was the real cringe maker. Clearly, we’re getting Mahal & Shanky VS Hit Row, but I feel like they should’ve let Veer stick with them so it could be 3v3. Charlotte Flair had a good promo, though everyone can make a joke about who’s really the “real” one. In fact, I think Becky tweeted a counter jab like that herself. Toni Storm stepping up is good, but Charlotte turned her down more because no champions are defending/losing titles until after Survivor Series, but it works in character, too.

The Survivor Series stories seem to be copy, paste, and edited between the shows. OMG cAn ThEy CoExIsT~?! We get the weird Five Way on Raw, we get a brawl that turns into a Six Woman Tag here on SmackDown. Sonya replaces Aliyah as an indirect way to spite Naomi but also to copy Pearce removing Dominik from the Raw men’s team. But at the same time, Pearce pits Sami against Hardy and now Sami is off the team. Who even replaces Sami, though? And why is Von Wagner just here?! Why is he getting a pseudo call up while in story with Kyle O’Reilly on NXT? I shake my head then my fist at Vince.

Then it feels strange that while Aliyah didn’t quite get anywhere in NXT and Shotzi did, there’s a bit of a swap here where Aliyah gets to have this big Face debut and win while Shotzi was in limbo until after the draft. Aliyah gets a big win, but then is the victim of Sonya’s bias against Naomi, but then has both Ali and Ricochet vying for her acceptance of their philosophy. Shotzi, meanwhile, was in limbo until the Draft and turns Heel unnecessarily. WWE is bizzaro land now. But at least we’ll get Shotzi VS Sasha in the true go-home. That’ll be a good match, it’ll add drama to the Survivor Series team match, and could be the start of a feud going towards Day One and the Rumble.

My Score: 8.1/10


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AEW Coverage

Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/6/22)

Big fights tonight on Dynamite!

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AEW Dynamite 2021

The Maniac takes on a monster!

The AEW TNT Championship in a Street Fight, and the Interim World Championship in a battle of badasses, what a way to follow Blood & Guts!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship Street Fight: Scorpio Sky w/ Dan Lambert VS Wardlow; Wardlow wins and becomes the new AEW TNT Champion.
  • Swerve in Our Glory VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Bunny; Swerve in Our Glory wins.
  • Penta Oscuro w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Rush; Rush wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Gunn Club VS Fuego Del Sol & Ruffin’ It; The Acclaimed & Gunn Club win.
  • Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm VS Nyla Rose & Marina Shafir; Thunder & Storm win.
  • Interim AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS Brody King; Moxley wins and retains the interim title.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship Street Fight: Scorpio Sky w/ American Top Team VS Wardlow!

The Closer is finally 100%, and he’s ready to go all out just to prove he IS the Face of TNT! But will he be able to hold onto “Genie” when there’s nothing holding the Maestro of Mayhem back? Or will Scorpio win this war?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who Mr. Brodie Lee smiles down upon in a battle for this title.

Scorpio and Wardlow circle, Scorpio fires off testing punches and kicks, but Wardlow TOSSES him to a corner! Wardlow rushes in but Scorpio dodges to fire off body shots. Wardlow choke grips Scorpio and backs him down, but Scorpio fights free. Scorpio fires off knees and a KICK, then runs, only to get run over! Fans fire up with Wardlow as he stalks Scorpio. Wardlow whips Scorpio but Scorpio reverses, only for Wardlow to block and reverse! But Scorpio LOW BLOWS right on the rebound! No disqualifications but that’s just dirty! Scorpio runs, but into a clinch! And OVERHEAD Belly2Belly!

Wardlow seethes and he storms up and Scorpio to TOSS him across the way! Wardlow storms up on Scorpio in the corner to then TOSS him back the other way! Wardlow soaks up the cheers from the fans but Scorpio bails out. Wardlow takes a moment to catch his breath after Scorpio’s low blow, and then Wardlow goes out to fetch Scorpio. Dan Lambert suddenly grows a pair and smacks Wardlow on the back. Wardlow scowls at Lambert but Lambert shrinks behind his wall of MMA fighters. Wardlow dares one of them to bring it, but then Scorpio RAMS Wardlow into the steel steps! Wardlow tumbles over, then American Top Team swarms him!

The trained fighters all stomp Wardlow like goons but Scorpio has them clear out. Scorpio says he’s got this, and he stalks Wardlow back into the ring as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Wardlow gets up in a corner but Scorpio KICKS him in the leg. Wardlow shoves Scorpio away and goes to another corner but Scorpio rams into him. Wardlow clubs Scorpio but Scorpio knees low, snapmares Wardlow down and clamps on a chinlock. Wardlow endures the grind and fans rally up. Scorpio leans all his weight but Wardlow fights up and RAMS Scorpio into a corner! And again! And again! Wardlow backs off to run in, but Scorpio sends him into buckles! Scorpio fires off haymakers until Wardlow sits down, then Scorpio flexes. Ethan Page is fired up for his tag partner, but Wardlow gets up to CLOBBER Scorpio!

Wardlow shakes out the arms as he gets back up and he CLOBBERS Scorpio again. Wardlow is getting mad now, and he CLUBS Scorpio on the back. Wardlow puts Scorpio in a corner, RAMS into him, and then uppercuts! Scorpio sits down and Ethan talks trash but Wardlow gives it back. Wardlow stands Scorpio up to RAM into him again. Scorpio claws Wardlow’s eyes! Scorpio kicks Wardlow’s leg and has him in a corner for more haymakers. Scorpio whips corner to corner but Wardlow reverses. Wardlow runs in but Scorpio dodges, Wardlow hits POST! Dynamite returns to single picture as Scorpio climbs up to rain down fists on Wardlow!

American Top Team coach Scorpio on and he bumps Wardlow off buckles. Fans cuss out Lambert as Scorpio drags Wardlow to the top. Wardlow resists the superplex and shoves Scorpio down! Wardlow adjusts, and SWANTON BOMBS! Fans are thunderous for Wardlow as he looms over Scorpio. Wardlow says it’s time, and he drags Scorpio up and reels him in! Lambert sends his men in, but Wardlow CLOBBERS and BOOTS and DECKS and CLOBBERS and CLOBBERS and TOSSES them all out! Wardlow hauls one up to trophy lift and TOSS onto the pile! Fans fire up but Scorpio has the belt! Wardlow turns around into a BELT SHOT!! Cover, TWO!!

No one can believe Wardlow survives the screw job! Lambert tells Scorpio to keep after him, and Scorpio pretends the straps are down. Scorpio reels Wardlow into a fireman’s carry, but Wardlow slips off and shoves Scorpio into Lambert! Down goes the fat head and now Wardlow hits a SPINEBUSTER on Scorpio! The straps actually come down, and fans are thunderous again! Wardlow drags Scorpio up, reels him in, points to the belt, and hits a POWERBOMB! Wardlow grins and fans are thunderous for just the first verse! The second one is going to be the same, a POWERBOMB! And then a third POWERBOMB!! Cover, Wardlow wins!!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)

The Men of the Year and American Top Team could not withstand the War Dog, the War Machine, the War Hammer, THIS IS WARD~LOW!! The confetti flies and Wardlow holds the belt up high, will the new champion blaze a path of destruction through the roster?

 

Jon Moxley speaks.

“A lot of people have tried to make a name off of me. A lot of people have lost a lot of money betting against me. And tonight, those people are licking their lips. They’re watching me and waiting for me to be caught off guard, and hope that one day, somebody’s gonna come along and surprise me and put a beating on me that I never recover from. They think tonight, Brody King is gonna surprise me, they think he’s gonna catch me off guard, they think I don’t know exactly what kind of monster I’m dealing with in Brody King. But maybe y’all forgot exactly what kind of monster you’re dealing with in me.

“Ten days ago, I took a man I deeply respect and admire in Hiroshi Tanahashi, and I beat his face in. A few days after that, I was carving dudes’ faces up like hamburger in a steel cage! For fun! Blood & Guts is like golfing on a Sunday for me. And then a few days after that, I signed on the dotted line to defend the AEW World Championship against Brody King. Yeah, I know exactly who Brody King is. Y’all think I didn’t do my homework? I’ve seen him in NJPW, I’ve seen him in ROH, I know his friends, I know his enemies. Only one question left: How big is his heart? Does he have a monster sized heart beating in that chest?

“We’re gonna find out because he’s gonna be swimming in the deep waters with the biggest shark in this game, the AEW World Champion, Jon Moxley. When you step into the ring with anybody from the Blackpool Combat Club, we find your limits and we push them. We find out just how bad you want it! Being made for the BCC, being world champion, it ain’t for everybody. But it’s what I do every day. Step up or get stepped on.” The Maniac gives his ultimatum, how will the House of Black’s hulking beast respond?

 

Mark Sterling and Tony Nese speak.

Smart Mark asks if the camera is rolling. It is, and it seems Sterling wants us to see them get a very big signature on their petition. Keith Lee is walking up, and Sterling says this is “The People Against Swerve Strickland” to remove Swerve from the roster. Swerve is untrustworthy, he stabs people in the back, just like Keith! Sterling thinks Keith should sign it. Keith says greetings to Mr. Sterling and Mr. Nese. And yes, he has trust issues with Swerve, but they are still a tag team, and they are still winning. Unlike Nese and Sterling. Keith heads out and Nese tries to figure out what Keith meant by that. But will Swerve only prove Sterling right tonight?

 

Christian Cage & Luchasaurus are here.

Captain Charisma and his brainwashed behemoth are in Rochester, New York, and fans boo because of how they’ve both betrayed Jungle Boy. Christian has a mic to say, “Here we are, on the heels of Blood & Guts, and I am the Cage that everybody is talking about. Now, you ignorant pieces of crap think that you deserve to know the reason why I turned my back, and said and did the things that I did to Jungle Boy and his family, are now demanding answers, wanting to know why Luchasaurus decided to remain aligned with me.” Fans boo but that is technically true, we do want to know why.

But wait! MATT HARDY is here! And he has a mic to tell Christian, “You are unreal. You’re like the Michael Jordan of being an asshole. Every time I don’t think you can top yourself again, you somehow do.” Hardy will be honest, JB was his friend. Hardy got to know JB well these last few months. JB trusted and respected Christian, and Christian screwed him over! No one, let alone JB, deserved what Christian did. Hardy gets up at the ring but Christian wants to get this straight. “You’re going to sit here and pretend you’re suddenly buddy-buddy with Jungle Boy, like you know him the way that I know him? Or the way that Luchasaurus knows him?

“Here’s the thing, Matt. You’re starting to make your brother sound like the sober one.” No one can believe Christian went there! The fans double down on calling Christian an A-Hole. Hardy sees what’s going on here with Luchasaurus now. Hardy and Christian have been at this a long time, and in the last few years, Christian is just using Luchasaurus to make as much money as he can. But Hardy can’t be a hypocrite, he did the same. He took advantage of Private Party, Butcher & Blade, and he used them. But he hates himself for that and regrets that time so badly. And in a twist of fate, his last month has been upside-down, it’s been a mess.

Hardy says maybe he deserves that, it’s karma coming to get him. But right now, Hardy won’t let another be taken advantage of. Not Luchasaurus or anyone else. Christian says no, Hardy is here because of his ego! We all know Matt Hardy is a clout chaser, which is why he can’t stand when his name isn’t in the headlines for more than two seconds. Right? He’ll use everyone around him! His kids, his wife, his father-in-law, his dog Sparky, his Aunt Jenny, a dilapidated boat, a lawnmower, and hell, he’ll even turn a blind eye to his own brother’s issues just to ride his coattails for one last run!

Hardy says Christian is delusional, but Christian says Hardy is here under the guise of caring for Jungle Boy, when the fact is, Hardy realized that Christian is the most influential star in AEW and Hardy needs to be near him. That is embarrassing, Matt, it really is. But what’s even worse, Matt’s screw-up brother isn’t the most embarrassing part of his family, MATT is! Hardy wans to throw down but Luchasaurus steps in his way. And Christian cheap shots Hardy! Hardy chokes Christian but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS Hardy out of the ring! Luchasaurus goes out and RAMS Hardy into the steel steps!

Christian tells Luchasaurus to finish Hardy, but Hardy fires forearms back! Luchasaurus UPPERCUTS Hardy, digs his head into the post, and then BOOTS him against the steel! But this isn’t enough, Christian has Luchasaurus clear the timekeeper’s table! Luchasaurus then choke grips to CHOKE SLAM Hardy through the table!! Christian then sits by Hardy to say, “There you are. Your name is in the headlines. Enjoy your relevance.” Christian leaves with Luchasaurus, will they continue to stoop to new lows in order to rise up the ranks?

 

AEW has the aftermath of Blood & Guts.

A bloody Matt Menard says that the only reason the others agreed to such as match is because of Chris Jericho. And if the Jericho Appreciation Society got anything out of that night, it’s that they stole the privilege of seeing Eddie Kingston make Jericho tap! Menard was the one who gave up when Claudio Castagnoli had the Sharpshooter on, sparing Jericho from Eddie’s stretch plum. William Regal says that after 39 years in this business, he has never ever witnessed such horror as Blood & Guts. Ortiz says he wants more! More blood, more guts, just MORE! Regal says that is what the Blackpool Combat Club is all about.

Claudio says you can call him The Mailman now, because he always delivers! Menard says if you want big money, you gotta do that “big boy sh*t.” Angelo Parker, as bloody as he ended up, vows that the JAS will not stop until Eddie Kingston is in a grave!! Will there be no end to the war of JAS VS BCC? Speaking of…

Tony Schiavone interviews Claudio and Jake Hager backstage.

Not just that, but it’s the parking lot. Schiavone says this may not be the best place for this, but he is here with two giant men who know each other well. They’ve both signed a waive, No Physicality. Hager says that’s right, no physicality here tonight. The 16 THOUSAND people at Forbidden Door cheered Claudio on, and that may have him thinking he’s tough, but deep down inside, he knows he’s not as tough or as hard as Jake Hager. Claudio knows he’s not a world champion like Hager. Claudio was never world champion in ROH or in WWE, and he won’t be one here in AEW. Hager is an UNDEFEATED MMA pro-fighter, and it is about time he got some respect.

Claudio tells Hager that everyone who says, “I want my respect,” doesn’t deserve respect! Claudio beat Zack Sabre Jr, one of the best technical wrestlers, in his first match here. And then Claudio went on to lead his team to victory against Hager’s team- Oh, sorry, Hager just carries the bags for Jericho, right? But while Hager got his arm wrapped, Claudio got his raised, and it’ll happen again next week when they go 1v1. Hager may be undefeated in MMA, but Claudio is undefeated in AEW, where rankings matter. And next week, Claudio is going to go 3-0! Will the Swiss Cyborg dismantle Rock Hard Hager when they meet man to man once again?

 

Swerve in Our Glory VS The Butcher & The Blade w/ The Bunny!

Keith Lee & Swerve Strickland are still trying to smooth things out, but they at least have common enemies to focus on tonight. Will their Limitless House still stand? Or will the mercenaries help stick that knife in Keith’s back for Swerve?

The teams sort out and Blade steps against Keith. Fans rally up for Keith but Blade talks trash as he conducts the singing. “OH~ BASK IN HIS GLORY~!” Blade SLAPS Keith, but Keith HEADBUTTS Blade! Butcher tags in and fans fire up to see him tie up with Keith. They are in a deadlock, break, and go again. Keith powers Butcher to a corner, Butcher goes up the corner, but Keith TOSSES him away! Keith stalks Butcher but Butcher bails out to get a chair! Blade wants Butcher to calm down but Swerve is backing Keith up. Butcher cools off and puts the chair down to get in the ring. Butcher tags Blade and Keith tags Swerve.

Fans rally as Swerve and Blade go around. Blade wants a leg but Swerve counters with a chinbar. “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve headlocks but Blade pries free. Blade headlocks, Swerve powers out and things speed up. Swerve hurdles but not high enough and he basically hip drops onto Blade’s head! Blade drags himself up the ropes, Swerve storms up but Blade throws elbows. Blade runs, but he fakes Swerve out then dodges. Swerve trips Blade to headlock, but Blade pulls hair. the ref reprimands, Blade waistlocks but Swerve tags in Keith! Keith pulls Swerve and Blade into the corner, Swerve switches to O’Conner Roll, and Keith CLOBBERS Blade!

Swerve steps in to basement SHOTGUN Blade, then Keith hauls Blade up. Keith bumps Blade off buckles, tags Swerve back in, and Swerve holds Blade in for the GRIZZLY MAGNUM! Swerve then stalks Blade as he staggers, but Blade JAWBREAKERS back! Blade runs in but Swerve TOSSES him out. Swerve goes out, Blade staggers, but Butcher is lurking. Bunny gets in the way and Swerve hesitates. Butcher CLOBBERS Keith off the apron, then runs at Swerve! Swerve holds the ropes down and Butcher takes a tumble! Swerve aims at Blade but Blade sweeps the legs! Swerve crashes down and Bunny laughs at his pain while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Blade drags Swerve up to turn him for a NECKBREAKER to the floor! Swerve crawls away but Butcher and Blade drag him up. Blade puts Swerve in the ring, drags him over and tags in Butcher. The mercs mug Swerve, Butcher HEADBUTTS him, and then CHOPS Swerve in the corner. Butcher digs his forearms into Swerve at the corner, lets off as the ref counts, and Butcher whips Swerve hard into the corner! Swerve falls and Blade tags in to drag Swerve into ropes. Blade CHOKES Swerve, lets off as the ref counts, but Bunny CHOKES Swerve now! The ref misses that but Keith protests. Bunny frolics while Blade drags Swerve up.

Butcher tags in and the mercs hit a LEG DROP SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Butcher sits Swerve up to KNEE him in the back again and again! Butcher CLUBS Swerve, Swerve kicks and CHOPS back. Butcher CHOPS Swerve, Swerve kicks back but Butcher throws haymakers and CHOPS! Tag to Blade and they mug Swerve in the corner. Blade digs his boots in but the ref counts. Bunny mocks Swerve and Butcher CLUBS Swerve against the apron. Butcher shoves Swerve in for Blade to drag him. Butcher tags in, the mercs mug Swerve more, and then Butcher puts Swerve up on the top rope.

Butcher climbs up after Swerve as Dynamite returns to single picture. Swerve resists the superplex and wrenches an arm! Swerve bends and BITES fingers, but the ref reprimands. Swerve ROCKS Butcher with forearms, then DECKS him off the ropes! Swerve adjusts, leaps, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Both men are down, fans rally up, and Swerve crawls to hot tag Keith! Keith rallies on Blade, ROCKS Butcher, and then SPLASHES in the corner. SPLASH for Blade, too! Butcher runs in but Keith SWATS him! Then Keith TOSSES Blade at Butcher! Both men fall over and fans fire up with Keith!

Keith stalks Blade, ROCKS him to the corner, and he tags Swerve. Swerve goes up, Keith brings Blade out but Butcher goes after Keith! The ref reprimands, Butcher fires off forearms but Swerve slingshots and somersaults to COMPLETE SHOT on Butcher! Keith fireman’s carries Butcher for a pop-up, ROLLING ELBOW SCREW HIGH KICK COMBO! Keith runs while Swerve staggers over to Blade, Blade pulls Swerve into the way! Keith POUNCES Swerve!! Keith freak out but turns around into a STUNNER! Butcher LARIATS Keith! Swerve BOOTS Butcher, hops up, but Butcher TOSSES him into a KNEE from Blade!

And then Butcher runs to LARIAT Swerve!! Cover, Keith breaks it just in time!! Bunny freaks out and the New York fans wanted their guys to win that one! Blade & Butcher focus on Keith but Keith fires off hands on them! That’s still 2v1, but Keith powers up! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but then Blade KNEES Keith! Swerve gives Butcher a HOUSE CALL! Blade RAMS Swerve into a corner and puts him up top! But Keith SPLASHES Blade into Swerve’s knees! Keith keeps Swerve up and they fist bump. Pop-up and SWERVE BOMB!! Cover, Swerve & Keith win!!

Winners: Swerve in Our Glory, by pinfall

Somehow, someway, Keith & Swerve pull it out! But Team Taz barges out to say this is really starting to piss them off! Will Hobbs says the fans can feel it. “You think we’re going to allow you two to still come out here and disrespect us? What you have in front of you is two grown ass men, trick ass bitch!” Ricky Starks has Hobbs hold the FTW Championship so he can have the mic. They’ve been playing real nice right now, because they could’ve ended Keith’s & Swerve’s careers online and on the mic. If you don’t believe them, ask their former teammate!

But if Swerve & Keith wanna act like they’re somebody, when every time they’ve stood in the ring against Team Taz, every time they try to get on the mic against them, Team Taz has proven there are levels to this, and Swerve & Keith are NOT on their level! They are levels below them! Starks says that just because of where they came from, Swerve & Keith think they can get a shot at them! Well if you want to talk about it, Starks will beat their asses right now! But if we’re talking about who the best tag team is, then- “SUPERKICK! PARTAAAY~!” The AEW World Tag Team Champions, the YOUNG BUCKS, are here!

Matt Jackson has the music cut, and he says Starks may as well have just been in the back to cue up their music for them. That was pretty sweet. And gentlemen, sorry to interrupt- Or, no, the Bucks don’t have to apologize for anything, they started this damn company! But hey, great match from Keith & Swerve, they have been killing it. All the teams in the back have been killing it, this whole AEW Tag Division is on fire! “Everyone is eating well. But let us not forget who set the damn table in the first place.” Nick takes the mic to say no disrespect here, because these two teams are very good.

In fact, at Double or Nothing, Team Taz and Swerve in Our Glory “had one hell of a match. It was four and a half stars, that’s unbelievable. But that’s an off-night for the Young Bucks!” And they couldn’t even get the job done, Jurassic Express won. But then look who beat Jurassic Express a few weeks later. “Read it and mother effin’ weep it! WE did!” Now there is a proposal here. How about it’s Triple or Nothing? Next week, a TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH…! Team Taz, Swerve in Our Glory, and though the fans chant for FTR, Nick says, “We’re better than them, and you guys know that, come on.”

But the point is, it will be Team Taz VS Swerve in Our Glory VS “The best damn tag team of all time…! THE YOUNG BUCKS!” Another big opportunity for the #AbsolutePowerhouses in Hobbs & Starks, as well as the Limitless House of Keith & Swerve! Will this Triple Threat finally be a chance for one of those teams to shine with gold? Or are Matt & Nick just taking out two birds with one stone?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Malakai says, “I envy you, Jon. I envy you for the decisions that you made, and the violence that you inflicted on yourself. We didn’t get the luxury of your decisions. No, our violence is by design. But what I truly envy is the experience that you’re about to have. You think you know pain? You think you know anger? You think you know violence? No, you don’t. But I’ll make sure that Brody King will eave his mark on you. Because the House will make sure that anything that you experience tonight goes far beyond the physical realm of pain. I envy you, Jon.” Just how much brutality will Brody King unleash upon Jon Moxley?

 

Eddie Kingston is here!

The Mad King goes to the ring where Tony Schiavone is waiting. Schiavone reminds us that a week ago, it was Blood & Guts, and we all saw what happened. But there is still a name on Eddie’s hit list and that is Chris Jericho. Eddie says that before we get to that, please, hold the mic up like a professional, thank you. Eddie says before getting to Jericho, he congratulates Wardlow on tonight’s win. And two, congratulations to everyone that was on the winning team of Blood & Guts, even Claudio. See? Eddie’s a nice guy, he’s maturing. Pbbt. But anyway, here’s the real deal why he’s out here.

“Chris Jericho. You made me a liar. I didn’t taste your blood, you didn’t bleed. SO, I’m gonna get you again, and I’m gonna make you bleed, and I’m gonna taste your blood!” But Chris Jericho, as well as Sammy Guevara and Tay Conti, shout at Eddie via the titantron. They want him to pay attention. Eddie wants to taste Jericho’s blood? Eddie wants to get crazy? You’ll see how crazy Jericho can get. The camera pans over and Tay has been beating up Ruby Soho! There’s an open car door, and Tay has Soho stagger into the gap, to SLAM the door on Soho’s arm!! Soho drops to the floor, clutching her arm!

“Watch yourself Kingston, or this will happen to you!” The JAS rushes off before security rushes in. They call for a medic, has the JAS just broken Soho’s arm just to get at Eddie?

 

The Dark Order is here!

Fans cheer as Negative One leads the way for Evil Uno, Preston Vance, Alex Reynolds, John Silver & Anna Jay to the ring here in Rochester. Fans cheer for “BRODIE! BRODIE!” to honor Negative One’s father, and Silver has the mic to say, “The Dark Order is in Rochester! And Rochester is Dark Order Country!” Uno takes the mic to say that is why it is very important they’re here today. They have very important news for everyone, and everyone here should here it because they have followed the Dark Order since the beginning, and they made the Dark Order what it is today. Uno wants to personally thank all the fans for showing up and supporting them.

And that is why it is so important that Uno gets to say this. “The six of us… Are here to stay!” Fans cheer as Uno says Dark Order is forever! A new chapter begins, and that begins with a proclamation, and he knows just who should say it. Negative One is given the mic! Fans cheer but then QT Marshall comes out to ruin everything. He doesn’t know how long AEW has to put up with the “charity case” for. Until he’s 18 or something? Fans boo but QT says he gets it. Negative One’s dad was from right here in Rochester. “But you ain’t your father! Your father’s a legend in AEW! He beat me within five minutes in his first match ever here.”

Uno has to hold Negative One back as QT continues to say that Negative One takes after his MOM! QT says that he didn’t bring his friends out here. So Negative One can get his friends out of here to face QT man to man! Or else QT will go to his private locker room and grab each and every one of his action figures to rip their heads off! But wait, here comes HANGMAN PAGE! The Cowboy is still a friend of the Dark Order, and that means he is a friend of Negative One! QT freaks out, but then turns around for Uno to ROCK him with a forearm! Hangman ROCKS QT back, and then they both toss QT into the ring!

Fans fire up as Vance whips QT into a corner for Silver to GAMANGIRI! Silver feeds QT to Reynolds’ ROLLING ELBOW! ENZIGURI! STUNNER! GERMAN SUPLEX! QT flounders from the Beaver Boy Blitz, but then he’s fed to the DISCUS from Vance! Brodie would be proud of that one! Uno has Brodie Jr. tell ’em! “QT, QT, QT. I would pin you right now, but y’know what? I’m gonna wait until I’m 19.” Negative One makes a promise about a decade in the making, will he follow in his father’s footsteps and whoop QT’s ass in his AEW debut?

 

Good ol’ JR joins commentary!

Jim Ross lends his analysis to the second hour, and it’s going to be a slobber knocker!

 

Penta Oscuro w/ Alex Abrahantes & Rey Fenix VS Rush w/ La Faccion Ingobernale!

Death Triangle is looking for revenge on #LFI, and that begins with the clash of #CeroMiedo and El Toro Blanco! Will Penta look to bury the White Bull under the cover of night? Or will Rush go on a stampede and start towards the top of AEW?

The bell rings and fans rally behind Penta. Rush rushes in but Penta dodges to CHOP! Rush CHOPS and it’s a CHOP fight already! Fast and furious, back and forth, CHOP after CHOP after CHOP! Penta spins to CHOP, then he runs, but Rush follows to CHOP! Penta jumps up but Rush denies the rana. Penta still fires off fists, then hooks the arms,. Rush slips out to throw a body shot, and he suplexes, only for Penta to cradle counter! TWO, and Penta SUPERKICKS Rush down! Rush bails out but Penta builds speed as fans rally. Penta slides but Rush dodges to waistlock. Penta switches but Rush elbows out hard!

Rush whips but Penta stops from hitting steps. Penta elbows Rush back, then whips him at the steps. Rush stops himself, but Penta goes up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Fans fire up while Jose fans Rush off. Penta stands Rush up to CHOP again. Penta gets back in the ring, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta builds speed but Rush gets in to DECK Penta! Rush mocks Cero Miedo and then he soaks up the heat. Rush stands on Penta’s head, drags him up and throws body shots. Rush whips corner to corner and clotheslines, then he whips the other way for a SPALSH! And then a snapmare and basement dropkick! Rush does push-ups just to show off before the cover, TWO!

Rush is annoyed but he drags Penta up. Fans rally but Rush is after the mask! The ref reprimands, but Penta KICKS Rush! Penta runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges to SLINGBLADE! And then another SLINGBLADE! Fans fire up and Rush flounders out. Penta builds speed again to FLY! Direct hit on Rush at the ramp and fans fire up with Penta again! Jose storms over with his tablet of doom, but Alex snatches that away and SPEARS Jose! Alex fires off hands but Jose hits back, and then Fenix and Andrade El Idolo get involved and the ref tries to restore peace while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Fenix and Andrade get Jose and Alex to separate, but then Alex rushes back in! They brawl up the ramp, which is fine because the ref is EJECTING them! Andrade is confused but Fenix tells Alex to keep after Jose! The sidekicks fight all the way backstage while Penta puts Rush in the ring. Penta climbs up a corner while fans fire up, then leaps, but into Rush’s anti-air dropkick! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Rush is upset but the ropes are the ropes. Rush drags Penta up to wrap on a chinlock, but again Penta gets to the ropes. Rush drags Penta away and turns him from the ropes while leaning on the hold. Penta still endures as Rush grinds him down.

Rush drags Penta up to put him on the top rope backwards, then he climbs up behind him. Rush is after the mask again! Penta resists, so Rush drops him into the Tree of Woe! Rush then BUZZSAWS Penta out of the Tree! Rush dusts off his hands and takes a bow as he soaks up the heat. Rush then goes back for Penta to kick and stomp him in the corner. Rush digs his boots in, the ref counts and Rush lets off. The ref reprimands but Rush paces while Andrade talks some trash. Rush drags Penta up, brings him to center and throws a heavy body shot. Rush chinlocks, then digs at the mask! The ref counts but Rush lets off.

Penta throws body shots but Rush KNEES Penta down! Dynamite returns to single picture as fans rally for Penta. Rush brings Penta up but Penta CHOPS again. Rush CHOPS, Penta CHOPS, Rush eggs Penta on! Penta throws forearms but Rush gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Penta dodges the haymaker to hit a BACKSTABBER! Penta then runs in, into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Rush is annoyed but Andrade says to keep on him. Rush whips Penta but Penta goes up and over to hit another BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Rush survives and gets to a corner but fans rally up. Penta stomps Rush down but lets off as the ref counts.

Penta pie faces Rush and eggs him on before throwing haymakers. Rush gets mad and choke grips Penta, but Penta CHOPS! Rush CHOPS, Penta CHOPS, they keep going! Penta fires forearms, runs, but Rush HEADBUTTS! Penta wobbles, but he HEADBUTTS back! DOUBLE HEADBUTTS!! Penta’s mask almost comes off from that, but he SUPERKICKS! JUMP KNEE from Rush!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! A standing count starts, Penta and Rush stir. Penta gets to a corner, Rush goes to the opposite. Rush runs in but Penta dodges! Rush hits buckles and Penta CHOPS him! And CHOPS!

Rush turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, but Penta CHOPS and CHOPS! Rush CHOPS, CHOPS, sweeps the legs then stomps away! The ref counts, Rush stops at 4, and then he goes out to the apron. Rush slashes his throat, climbs up top, but Penta ROCKS Rush! Rush HEADBUTTS Penta away, then adjusts to leap and missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Penta is still in this but Rush wants to end it! Rush drags Penta to a drop zone and then goes up the corner. Fans boo but Penta SUPER SENTONS! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives, but Rush hurries to ROCK him with a forearm! Penta sits in a corner, Rush runs corner to corner, but into a SOMERSAULT STUNNER!

SUPERKICK! Penta reels Rush in, “CERO! MIEDO!” Tuck and FEAR FACTOR!! Cover, but Andrade puts the foot on the ropes! The ref sees the ropebreak but Fenix points out it was Andrade! Too late to make a difference now, Rush is still in this. Penta goes back to Rush while the ref is reprimanding Andrade, and Rush LOW BLOWS Penta!! AND snatches the mask!! Insult to injury before the cradle, RUSH WINS!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

The White Bull pulled off some major bull, that’s for sure! But will both Lucha Brothers get their revenge on Rush & Andrade soon enough?

 

Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh speak.

They’re all very happy, and Sonjay says they’re celebrating already because “Samoa Joe decided to crawl out of that hole that he’s been hiding in.” It is official for July 23rd, Death Before Dishonor, and the ultimate celebration begins when Sonjay’s best friend in this entire world, Jay Lethal, pins Samoa Joe to become the NEW ROH World TV Champion! And Lethal says he will tell us God’s honest truth, “I know that this is not going to be an easy fight.” Samoa Joe is one tough champion. But that’s why Lethal isn’t taking him lightly. But they are taking his championship. They all share a laugh, and Singh adds that Lethal will be the new champion! Will Lethal be able to back up all those words? Or will the Samoan Submission Specialist make Lethal suffer?

 

Tony Nese & Mark Sterling are still looking for signatures.

They go to the Best Friends, Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta & Orange Cassidy, saying they’re the last signatures the petition needs to remove Swerve Strickland from AEW. After all, Swerve backstabbed Cassidy during the Royal Rampage. Cassidy says he never reads anything without his lawyer present. He has a lawyer? Yes, it’s DANHAUSEN! He has the paperwork right here. Nese says forget asking, he is going to make Cassidy sign. Chuck & Trent step up to push Nese back but Sterling has everyone just hold on a second. There is money to be made here. Nese VS Cassidy for Rampage! Wait, Danhausen has a better idea! Cassidy VS Nese on Rampage! That’s the same idea!

But anyway, if Nese wins, Cassidy has to sign the petition. Danhausen says objection sustained, and Cassidy says he will allow it. Overruled. What? No, Sterling’s the real lawyer, HE allows things! Hearsay! Sterling grumbles and storms off with Nese, but the deal is struck. Will Cassidy win and strike down this frivolous lawsuit?

 

8 Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Gunn Club VS Fuego Del Sol & Ruffin’ It!

It’s rather surprising that Max Caster, Anthony Bowens and the Ass B- er, Austin & Colten Gunn, are agreeing to team up again after the heated argument that happened last time. But will they be able to let cooler heads prevail and get another win for the team? And of course, Caster has a rap! “Acclaimed & The Gunns-” GASP! Austin snatches the mic from Caster?! Caster is upset but Bowens keeps him from going after Austin. No disses this week, will the Acclaimed Gunn Club hold it together?

The bell rings and Fuego starts against Austin. Austin turns around into a kick and facelock! TORNADO- NO, Austin FLAPJACKS Fuego away. Tag to Colten and he CLOBBERS Fuego! Colten is fired up but fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” as he stomps Fuego in the corner. Bowens tags in and he drags Fuego out to CLUB away on him. “EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Bowens then DECKS Bear Boulder, ELBOWS Ruff and DECKS Bear Bronson! Fuego kicks Bowens and TORNADO DDTS!! Fans fire up as Fuego crawls, and Bronson is back! Hot tags to Austin and Bronson! Bronson rallies on the Gunn Club, and even Caster!

Bronson breaks through the line to DOUBLE LARIAT the Gunn Club! Fans fire up with Bronson and he clotheslines Colten out! Austin staggers into choke grip, SIT OUT SPINEBSUTER! Cover, Caster breaks it! Ruff goes after Caster but Caster TOSSES him! Austin crawls, tag to Bowens! Bowens ELBOWS Bronson, CHOPS him and SUPERKICKS him! Bronson wobbles but Bowens hits a LEAP FROG FAMOUSER! They’re doing Daddy Ass proud as Bowens tags Caster. Caster goes up, but then Austin tags in!? MIC DROP, and then Austin snipes the cover! Acclaimed Gunn Club still wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Gunn Club, by pinfall

Billy is upset that his boys aren’t getting along with his sons again, and Bowens shoves Austin! Austin and Colten CLOBBER The Acclaimed! Billy gets in, and he throws Austin away! And the same to Colten! Billy keeps telling them to cut it out, but then he CLOBBERS Caster! The Ass Man sides with his Ass Boys and Bowens doesn’t understand. What happened to scissor fingers? Billy kicks him low for a FAMOUSER! The Gunn Family sticks together, but will they finally get up to the top where they want to be?

 

Miro speaks.

“Malakai Black… We are different kind of men. You collect the weak, I dispose of them. You stab their backs, while I break them. Don’t you understand? You, a man who preys on the flawed, have enraged a man who is flawless! I, who rattles the gates of Heaven, will destroy the gates of Hell! So go ahead and buy yourself a bag of coins, because when I’m done with you, the House of Black will have many eyes to cover. Because the Redeemer is coming, enraged!!” Will Miro’s wrath wreak havoc on Malakai and his entire house?

 

Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm VS Nyla Rose & Marina Shafir!

La Mera Mera and the Lightning From Down Under are forces of nature to be sure, but the Native Beast & The Problem have brought their umbrellas. Will these Vicious Vixens be safe from the #ThunderStorm? Or will they still be blown away by the AEW Women’s World Champion and the #1 contender?

The teams sort out and Shafir storms up on Storm to BOOT her down! Nyla gets after Rosa and throws her out while Shafir fires off knee son Storm! The ref reprimands but Shafir whips Storm to ropes. Storm tilt-o-whirls to RANA Shafir! Storm drop toeholds, then runs to basement dropkick! Storm whips Shafir into the corner, where Rosa adds a BOOT! Rosa tags in, fires off body shots on Shafir, then tags Storm back in. Storm stomps Shafir, EuroUppers, then tags Rosa. Rosa runs to DECK Nyla, then she comes back to elbow Shafir! Rosa whips Storm in to uppercut Shafir, then Storm sets up as a step! LA MERA MERA IN MOTION!

Fans fire up and Rosa brings Shafir around to cover, TWO! Rosa keeps on Shafir with a facelock and Storm tags in. They double suplex Shafir, then Storm covers, TWO! Storm keeps on Shafir with a facelock and grinds her down. Fans rally, Shafir endures, and Shafir fights up but Storm bumps her off buckles. Tag to Rosa and Rosa snapmares Shafir for a KICK to the back! Cover, ONE! Shafir grits her teeth but Rosa clamps onto her with a chinlock. Shafir slips out, wrenches an arm to a double wristlock, but Rosa has a leg to trip Shafir to a cradle! ONE, Rosa powers Shafir to a lateral press, ONE!

Rosa keeps on Shafir with the facelock but Shafir fights up. Storm tags in, she stomps Shafir down, and Storm brings Shafir up to CHOP! Storm snapmares and HIP ATTACKS Shafir, then tags Rosa. Rosa CHOPS Shafir, then CHOPS her! Then GRIZZLY MAGNUMS! Tag to Storm and she brings Shafir out. Shafir throws body shots and KICKS the leg! Shafir DECKS Storm, then DECKS Rosa! Storm ROCKS Shafir back with forearms then runs, but the ref is busy keeping Rosa out of the ring, so he misses Nyla SMACK Storm with the umbrella! Nyla shrugs and Shafir fireman’s carries for a WASTELAND SLAM!

Tag to Nyla and Nyla stomps Storm while Dynamite goes picture in picture. Nyla drags Storm up to snap suplex, then roll through to a GOURDBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nyla keeps Storm from Rosa, drags her around and Shafir tags in. They mug Storm, Shafir CLUBS Storm down, then has her on ropes. Shafir chicken wings the arms, drags Storm around, and she taunts Rosa. Storm fights but Shafir spins her for a SAYANAGI! Shafir taunts Rosa more while she paces between her and Storm. Shafir drags Storm up to tag in Nyla and they mug Storm more. Storm hits back, brawls with Nyla, but Nyla throws Storm down by her hair!

Nyla stomps Storm at the ropes and then drags her away. Tag to Shafir, they continue to mug Storm, and then Nyla gives Shafir a boost for the SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Shafir snarls while fans rally up. Shafir grabs Storm’s hand to bend the fingers and drag her to the corner. Tag to Nyla and she gets Storm’s legs to drop an elbow on the knee. Nyla runs to SPLASH down! Cover, TWO! Rosa rallies the fans but Nyla drags Storm up. Nyla scoops and SLAMS Storm, then drags her up again for another scoop. Storm slips off and RAMS Nyla into a corner! Dynamite returns to single picture as Storm O’Conner Rolls Nyla back!

Nyla rolls through but Storm is on her with a SLEEPER! Storm becomes a backpack but Nyla THROWS her off! Storm crawls, fans rally, hot tag to Rosa! Fans fire up as Rosa goes up top and leaps, CROSSBODY! She bounces off Nyla to then HIP ATTACK Shafir! Rosa CHOPS and forearms over and over and fans fire up! Rosa roars and ROCKS Nyla again! Rosa whips but Nyla blocks by holding ropes! Rosa keeps trying but Nyla swings on her. Rosa dodges, drop toeholds Nyla to ropes, and then stomps away! The ref counts, Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK! Rosa says una mas, and she runs again, to DROPKICK!

Nyla flounders but fans fire up with Rosa. Still one more, but Nyla reels Rosa into an URENAGE! Tag to Shafir and she hurries after Rosa. Rosa kicks at Shafir but Shafir cartwheels through to get an arm. Shafir pump handles Rosa and hits a FALL AWAY SLAM! Cover, Storm breaks it! Nyla BOOTS Storm and reels her in but Storm SATELLITE DDTS! Storm ducks the roundhouse to GERMAN SUPLEX Shafir! Fans fire up as Storm fires up and hits the HIP ATTACK in the corner! Storm goes up for Rosa to drag Shafir out. Rosa scoops Shafir, Storm is ready on the corner, THUNDERSTORM DRIVER!! Cover, Thunder & Storm win!!

Winners: Thunder Rosa & Toni Storm, by pinfall

And with that, #ThunderStorm wins! Will we see these two continue on as a team? What about the chances of them clashing for the AEW Women’s World Championship once again?

 

Tony Schiavone is backstage with The Baddies.

Jade Cargill, the still undefeated TBS Champion, tells Tony to “cut the sh*t,” then she asks Stokely Hathaway, “What the hell was that last week?” He says hold on, listen! If a wrestling company can have an Interim World Champion, then they can have an Interim Baddie! Leila Grey walks in and offers a handshake to Jade. Jade refuses, but what about Kiera Hogan? Nope, still rejected. Stokely knows the world wants to know what exactly he said to Leila last week, and he’ll tell us! $1100, because that is what it cost to get Leila to step up.

Stokely knows his math, and he knows 3v2 is better than 2v2. “And it takes a special type of finesse to get someone to go from wanting to beat your ass, to saving your ass.” And you know what they say, “Trust the process.” Stokely goes to put his arm around Leila but she shrugs that off. Jade says if Leila fails to deliver, then that’s Stokely’s ass. Jade and Kiera head out, but Stokely asks if Leila trusts him while offering a fist bump. She doesn’t respond, but he says they’ll talk later. Will Leila prove she can be a true Baddie through and through?

 

Tony Schiavone now interviews Daniel Garcia.

Garcia requested this time to call out Wheeler Yuta. “Hey, Yuta, last week on Dark, I put my foot on your neck and I held your title above my head, and there wasn’t a damn thing you could do about it. Last week at Blood & Guts, I spent an hour with you in the ring. I felt all that you could give me, you had my blood on your hands. But I’ve determined that you don’t strike an ounce of fear into my heart whatsoever. You’re not scaring nobody with that fake tough guy act, let me tell you.” And at Death Before Dishonor, don’t be scared, Yuta. Give Garcia that shot for the ROH Pure Championship, and whether he’s a pro-wrestler or a sports entertainer, you damn sure will call him the best.

 

FTR speaks.

Cash Wheeler says, “So we call ourselves ‘7 Star FTR,’ the living legends. We are the current AAA, IWGP and ROH Tag Team Champions, and I can stand here before you and comfortably say that no match has ever taken more out of us than when we won these at ROH Supercard of Honor.” But uh, we’re just a few weeks away from Death Before Dishonor and the PPV return of ROH. And despite the fact that they beat the Briscoes for the ROH titles, despite the fact that they’re on the run of a lifetime, there are still some people who doubt they’re the best in the world, and that doesn’t sit right with them.

Dax Harwood says, “That’s the beauty of professional wrestling. You can think whatever you want, believe whatever you want, but you can also be wrong. If ROH wants to sell a PPV, they gotta put on the rematch of the decade. So I’m telling you right now, Briscoes VS FTR II, one last time to prove who is the absolute best tag team on this planet! Briscoes, if you want to be a king, you got to kill a king. And we ain’t dead yet.” #TopGuys out. FTR is calling out Jay & Mark Briscoe, will Death Before Dishonor 2022 be one for the ages?

 

Interim AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS Brody King!

The Best in the World is away, but the Maniac vows to prove he is the rightful owner of that title. But will he be able to remind everyone that he’s also the scariest monster in wrestling today? Or will the House of Black soon shine in the shadows with gold on the mantle?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and even if this is for the interim title, this fight is going to be legit!

Fans are thunderous already as Moxley and Brody stare down. They slowly circle, tie up, and Brody puts Mox in a corner. The ref counts, Brody lets off to CHOP, and Moxley staggers away to the opposite corner. Fans fire up as Brody watches Moxley get back up. Moxley gets in Brody’s face, and right up in there! Brody and Moxley talk some smack and then Moxley fires forearms and CHOPS! Brody ROCKS Moxley, eggs him on, and Moxley throws a forearm back, only for Brody to ROCK Moxley again! Moxley rebounds but Brody throws him out. Brody then pursues, CLUBS Moxley to the timekeeper’s area, then CLUBS him again.

Brody whips Moxley into railing! Fans fire up, Brody stands Moxley up to CHOP him, and the ring count climbs. Brody ROCKS Moxley, follows him around the way, and then runs in, only to be sent into steel steps! Fans fire up and Moxley brings Brody up to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into the railing! Moxley refreshes the ring count, headlocks Brody and brings him around the way, then throws knees. Moxley even fishhooks Brody and brings him around, only for Brody to back drop him onto the ramp! Moxley writhes and Brody shakes out the stars. Brody drags Moxley up to whip him into the timekeeper’s area! Moxley tumbles with the table while the ring count climbs!

Brody storms up to Moxley to CHOP him against railing! Brody then puts Moxley back in the ring at 6 of 10, only for Moxley to dropkick the legs out! Moxley throws knees, gets the leg and DRAGON SCREWS! Moxley steps through to have a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! Fans “WOO~!” while Brody endures. Brody clubs Moxley’s legs, pries at the hold, but Moxley keeps the hold on. Brody keeps clubbing, but Moxley lets off. Moxley shoots in to get the leg but Brody CLUBS him. Moxley trips Brody to drop an elbow on the leg, and then another. Brody clamps on with a chinlock to keep Moxley down but Moxley fights free.

Moxley turns Brody over as fans rally, and Moxley hooks the leg. DEATH LOCK SNAPPER! Brody clutches his leg and gets to ropes but Moxley is after him. Moxley stands Brody up but the forearms start flying again. Fans rally as the forearms go back and forth, Moxley gets boxing elbows going, but runs into a BOSS MAN SLAM! Cover, TWO! Moxley survives and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Brody shakes out the bad leg while Moxley crawls to the apron. Brody storms over that way, BLASTS Moxley off the apron and Moxley crashes into the railing! Brody goes out after Moxley and drags him up to scoop and SLAM on the floor! Moxley writhes but Brody KICKS him in the back. Brody paces around, drags Moxley up, and CHOPS him again! Moxley gets into the ring but Brody pursues. Brody clamps onto Moxley with a neck wrench, and even digs his forearms in. Moxley endures, Brody shifts to a cobra twist and he CLUBS away on Moxley’s chest! Cover, TWO! Brody keeps cool and he kicks Moxley against ropes.

Brody scrapes Moxley, CHOKES him against the ropes, but lets off as the ref counts. Fans rally, Brody throws forearms but Moxley CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Brody just CHOPS Moxley right off his feet! Moxley flops over onto his face but Brody stands him back up to CHOP again. Moxley staggers around and falls into a corner, but Brody storms right up after him. Brody drags Moxley up, CHOPS him again, and Moxley is frozen in place! Brody CHOPS him again, and CHOPS him again! Moxley falls down and Brody eggs the fans on as Dynamite returns to single picture. Fans boo as Brody eggs Moxley on, then fireman’s carries.

Moxley fights with elbows, Brody starts to drop, but then Brody stands back up! The elbows keep coming, Brody powers up again, and he runs for a corner! Moxley slips off, Brody hits buckles, and Moxley gets to the opposite corner. Brody runs corner to corner, to CANNONBALL into buckles! Moxley avoids disaster and Brody crashes ‘n’ burns! Fans fire up and the standing count starts while both men are down. Moxley and Brody stir, and Moxley runs in to clothesline! Moxley hoists Brody up, CHOPS him, CHOPS again, then climbs up after him. Moxley CLUBS and CLAWS Brody’s back, but Brody throws body shots.

Moxley BITES Brody’s forehead! Then SUPERPLEX!! Fans fire up as Moxley puts on the SLEEPER! Brody fights up to fight off the Bully Choke and he snapmares free. Moxley shoots around to full nelson and DRAGON SLEEPER! Cover, TWO!! Brody is still in this but Moxley shouts out Bryan Danielson with DRAGON STOMPS! Moxley then drags Brody up, reels him in, but Brody fights the lift. Moxley ROCKS Brody, Brody ROCKS Moxley, but Moxley ROLLING ELBOWS! Brody stays up, Moxley runs to LARIAT! Brody still stays up! Brody swings, Moxley dodges, but then the LEFT LARIAT takes Moxley down!

Brody drags Moxley up into a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally for Moxley but Brody clamps on with a SLEEPER! Is he going to put Moxley out like he did Darby Allin? Moxley RAMS Brody into buckles, but Brody holds on! Brody climbs the corner, HANGING SLEEPER!! The ref counts, Brody lets Moxley go and Moxley flops down! Brody goes corner to corner to CANNONBALL!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley barely gets out of that, but Brody scoops! Moxley slips out to CLUB Brody but Brody throws a back elbow! Brody runs, but Moxley follows to forearm Brody at the ropes! Moxley runs but Brody follows, only to miss in the corner! Roll-up, TWO!!

Moxley hurries to wrench and reel Brody in, PARADIGM SHIFT!! But Moxley has to push Brody over, so Moxley rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Brody withstands those so Moxley goes for the Bully Choke! Brody stands up, it’s a BACKPACK SLEEPER! Brody is fading, but he drops back, BACKPACK SENTON! But Moxley rises to SLEEPER HOLD! Brody moves around but ends up in the BULLY CHOKE!! Brody is fading, the ref calls it! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still Interim AEW World Champion)

It was a fight to be sure, but Moxley holds onto the title! Who will step up to him next while we await CM Punk’s return? As for Brody King, fans cheer his valiant effort, and Malakai Black walks out. Malakai looks Brody in the eye, and pats him on the back. But then DARBY ALLIN AND STING appear?! The #RelentlessIcons show Brody King respect! Darby says Brody kicked his ass last week, and it doesn’t matter what anyone says! Brody EARNED his spot here. Darby offers a handshake, but Brody leaves Darby hanging. The House of Black doesn’t do anything for respect, but will they take on Darby & Sting for supremacy in AEW?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for Dynamite, but they sure stretched that first hour. Only two of the six matches happened before Jim Ross joined commentary at the halfway point, and I would’ve liked if they’d tried to split things up a bit more evenly. But even with that, we got a great opener with the TNT Championship. It was obvious the Street Fight would bring out a bunch of American Top Team scrubs for Wardlow to throw around like nothing and then he wins the title. This is still great for Wardlow, but maybe it would’ve been more powerful if he’d won this title sooner, or if it was just Scorpio VS Wardlow 1v1 in a real epic match, not a Heel using all his resources to protect himself.

So apparently Mark Sterling, having been fired by Jade Cargill and not having MJF around, has resorted to filing frivolous lawsuits as his gimmick. It’s pretty funny, though, as he fails to convince Faces to side with him, a Heel. The promo with Best Friends and Danhausen was really funny with Danhausen just spouting legal terminology. Nese VS Cassidy will surely go Cassidy’s way so he can keep building momentum towards a title. Pac defends his All-Atlantic Championship at Rev-Pro’s event this weekend, but I’m pretty sure Pac retains, and then maybe we can get Pac VS Cassidy for this title at All Out.

That’s made even more likely by how Miro is going after Malakai Black. Miro had a very good promo as always, and he’s going to have an awesome match with Malakai. We got quite the promo segment with Christian, Luchasaurus and Matt Hardy. Hardy’s line about the “Michael Jordan of A-Holes” was really good, and of course Christian stoops to bringing up what happened with Jeff Hardy. A bit cheap, but of course Luchasaurus demolishes Matt Hardy. Sounds like this is setting up a tag match where Jungle Boy joins Matt Hardy to take on Christian & Luchasaurus, and we’ll see if JB can turn Luchasaurus back to the light side or if Luchasaurus stays Heel. Honestly, Luchasaurus could probably benefit most from his Heel turn.

We got a good Blood & Guts aftermath promo where a few different guys got to say their piece, and of course we’re getting more Eddie VS Jericho. Tay Conti hurting Ruby Soho could be a way to give us a Mixed Tag before the final blow-off. And adding Claudio VS Hager to things, that match is going to be great, and I would think Claudio wins to stay hot in AEW. We got a very good tag match out of Keith & Swerve VS Butcher & Blade, and I did like that they at least teased the “accidental attack misunderstanding.” Swerve totally understood the Pounce was an accident, and they finished off Butcher & Blade. Hobbs & Starks had a very fired up promo, and the Bucks had a good on to set up another Triple Threat for the titles. I would think the Bucks win that, just as Jurassic Express did.

FTR had a good promo to call out the Briscoes, and you can bet that match will be added to the Death Before Dishonor card. That will be a great match, and FTR will win so they can move on to face Young Bucks at All Out. Garcia had a good promo to call out Yuta, their ROH Pure Championship match will be great stuff, and that could probably go either way. I think Joe VS Lethal for the ROH World TV Championship could go either way, too, because Lethal has Singh and Sonjay on his side to overbook that match. Maybe after DBD, Tony Khan and other executives find a way to put on an ROH TV show, but no idea if I’ll be able to cover it if it happens.

We got a very fun segment out of The Dark Order and QT Marshall. Great to see Hangman join up with Dark Order again, and though not delivered with quite the stank it should have, Negative One at least got through his line about sparing QT more humiliation until he’s an adult. It would be amazing if 10 years from now, we do see Negative One/Brodie Lee Jr. face an old man QT and win in five minutes like his father. And moreover, it was good that Evil Uno assured us that the members of Dark Order we have left are going to stay in AEW one way or another. It’s a shame the faction ran out of steam like it did, but maybe they can rebuild.

We got a pretty good tag match out of #ThunderStorm VS Nyla & Marina, and of course the Faces win. Rosa and Storm can easily have another title match as part of the July themed episodes, like Fyter Fest or Fight for the Fallen. Stretching this to All Out in September would just seem odd to me, so maybe someone comes out of another story primed to face Rosa. Jade not accepting Leila Grey is a natural move for their story, but who knows where it goes from here. Leila could prove herself worthy, because I don’t see Stokely being fired by Jade so soon, and then we could have that Six Woman Tag I expected but Leila in for Red Velvet.

We got a pretty good 8 Man Tag, with the dysfunction finally adding something to the match. The Gunn Club turning on The Acclaimed was quite the surprise, though, but I had a feeling Billy was going to find a reason to be proud of his sons. And this could be the Face turn for The Acclaimed, and that is going to be great because fans love them. Penta VS Rush was awesome stuff, especially with how Alex and Jose got in on it. A Six Man Tag of La Faccion Ingobernable VS Death Triangle where Jose and Alex are the third men would be pretty fun.

And of course, we got an awesome main event out of Moxley and Brody. Moxley was of course retaining, but we all know Brody is badass, and it was cool for Darby to show him respect. Even with Miro coming for Malakai, we need to get House of Black VS Darby & Sting first. Miro could even go after Malakai after the match, regardless of who wins. I don’t know if it has to be a full Face turn for Miro, but he will come off the Face against Malakai since fans still love Miro. As for Mox, the possibilities really are endless for who he can face for the Interim title at All Out. Personally, whether or not Joe wins against Lethal at DBD, give me some Mox VS Joe!

My Score: 8.9/10


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GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Championship Postponed 

Due to Chris Ridgeway being unable to get a Visa in time for the Nippon Budokan event on July 12th, the GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Championship match has been postponed. Therefore, Yoshinari Ogawa and Yuya Susumu will team together against Eita and Kotaro Suzuki. Susumu says he knows he cannot replace Ridgeway, but will fight with him in mind.

Seiki Yoshioka attacks HAYATA (repeatedly)

Following his GHC Junior Heavyweight challenge to HAYATA, Seiki Yoshioka turned the tension up a notch by fighting with HAYATA after the match in Fukushima on the 2nd (HAYATA had made him bleed) and introducing him to his new superkick, and then intruding on the match in Yamagata on the 3rd, which got the match thrown out. Poor HAYATA had been kicked in head quite a few times over the course of the two days, and so was not in any position to speak. Seiki Yoshioka was though, he had taken the belt backstage, and holding it up the camera announced that he was putting everything on the line to win, and he would knock HAYATA out again at The Budokan. Yuya Susumu later posted on his Twitter that he felt he had to apologize for how Yoshioka was behaving.

Speaking of STINGER (HAYATA, Yoshinari Ogawa & Yuya Susumu) came out wearing the green NOAH baseball shirts in Yamagata for the match against Perros Del Mal De Japon (Kotaro Suzuki, NOSAWA Rongai & Super Crazy). They never explained why they were wearing green, and fans were left to speculate that either they were showing their solidarity as NOAH Juniors to Perros, or it was an Ogawa mind game to remind Kotaro where he came from and who he belonged with. The singles match between Kotaro and Ogawa on July 2nd was naturally ruined by Perros who got the match thrown out by intrusion. Given NOSAWA’S comments backstage to Kotaro about “trying harder”, I am wondering how long Kotaro is going to put up with this.

Kenoh, Kojima (and Kobashi)

Following two frustrating pre matches in which neither the champion or the challenger won over the other, and an escalation in “competition” where Kenoh did press ups backstage next to a fallen Satoshi Kojima in Fukushima, and Kojima demonstrated Lion press ups to Kenoh in Yamagata (who comically appeared in front of him and then attacked him screaming about “The Mark of The Lion” and how if he missed it so much he should wear his new t-shirt), Kenoh sought advice from the master of the lariat, Kenta Kobashi by making a first visit to his gym. Lariats are not something Kenoh has used before, so it will be interesting to see if the teaching he got from Kobashi was how to throw them or how to withstand them.

GHC Heavyweight Tag Champion Humiliation

Satoshi Kojima might have had a frustrating stalemate, but at least Kojima was spared the humiliation that the GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions endured, when again they lost via Masa Kitamiya submitting to Hideki Suzuki in Yamagata. Suzuki had said he was doing a kind of scouting mission as he wanted to know their strengths and weaknesses and the strengths and weaknesses of their techniques. Timothy Thatcher was given a firsthand look, when the champions demonstrated their new tandem move, a double powerbomb, to win the match.

Go Shiozaki & Shuhei Taniguchi miss events

Go Shiozaki was absent from the 2nd and 3rd July weekend events due to being a close contact with someone with Coronavirus. This necessitated a card change as it was almost last minute. What was last minute (as in about seven minutes before the event started) was Shuhei Taniguchi being withdrawn from the event due to mild heatstroke.

Yoshiki Inamura’s Fire Festival 2022

Although Yoshiki Inamura did not defeat Masato Tanaka, his Fire Festival opened with a time limit draw at thirty minutes. Inamura didn’t feel that he had approached Tanaka with this, but has sworn to beat everyone else and return to NOAH with the sword.

ELSEWHERE IN NOAH

– Tadasuke is wondering why there has been no comeback from the NOAH Junior Regulars regarding his banishment of Haoh (who seems to have vanished off the face of the earth). I think Tadasuke will get his answer when NOAH are back in Tokyo.

– Alejandro greeted the Yamagata crowd as the Fukushima one, to be scolded by Hajime Ohara for his mistake.

– Kenoh’s Michinoku Pro rival, Fujita “Jnr” Hayato, made his return to the ring following a five year absence due to cancer. He named two people he wanted to fight, Hiromu Takahashi and of course, Kenoh. Kenoh says that he should fight Hayato first. Not only did Hayato mention him first, but even by the Japanese (gojūon) syllabary Kenoh (i.e. KE) comes first. Kenoh then returned to his preoccupation that seems to be obsessing him these days, “The Lion Mark” (New Japan logo).

– Kenoh grumbled that he preferred the sea to rivers just before he posted a video of himself doing Lion Push ups by one.

EVENT RECAPS AND POST MATCH INTERVIEWS

  • SUNNY VOYAGE 2022

Fukushima Big Palette (Saturday, July 2nd)

Event recap

Post match interviews

  • Yamagata Big Wing (Sunday, July 3rd)

Event recap

Post match interviews

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

  • GHC Heavyweight Champion: Satoshi Kojima
    Challenger: Kenoh, “ABEMA presents DESTINATION 2022”, Nippon Budokan, 16th July
  • GHC Junior Champion: HAYATA
    Challenger: Seiki Yoshioka, “ABEMA presents DESTINATION 2022”, Nippon Budokan, 16th July
  • GHC Heavyweight Tag Champions: Masa Kitamiya & Michael Elgin
    Challengers: The Sugiura Army (Hideki Suzuki & Timothy Thatcher), “ABEMA presents DESTINATION 2022”, Nippon Budokan, 16th July
  • GHC Junior Tag Champions: STINGER (Chris Ridgeway & Yoshinari Ogawa)
    Challengers: Perros Del Mal De Japon (Eita & Kotaro Suzuki), Postponed, replacement date to be advised
  • GHC National Champion: Masakatsu Funaki
    Challenger: TBA

THIS WEEK IN NOAH

(July 2022 schedule)

  • YOSHIKI INAMURA FIRE FESTIVAL 2022

Friday, July 8th: vs Hide Kubota

July 9th: Road to Nippon Budokan special autograph session

Sunday, July 10th

Venue: Fujisan Messe, Shizuoka

Time: 13:00 JST

Broadcast: WrestleUniverse (event will not be streamed live)

LINKS

“Fire Festival 2022” Press Conference B Block – Yoshiki Inamura comments

I AM NOAH Ring Announcer

Keiji Mutoh Final Countdown Series

BOOK CORNER

Donmai-Donmai (Mitsuharu Misawa’s diary)

GIF taken from NOAH Official Twitter & NOAH Official YouTube


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