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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (12/2/21)

World Tag League, Round 7!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

World Tag League takes another turn!

NJPW hits Saitama and gives World Tag League another turn. Los Ingobernables de Japon only just loss, but will they get lucky in round seven?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe; Honma & Makabe win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale; Chase & Fale win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • World Tag League 2021: Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS The Guerrillas of Destiny; Takahashi & Evil win.
  • World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI; Goto & Hashi win.
  • World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS Dangerous Tekkers; Dangerous Tekkers win.

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Here are the current World Tag League Standings!

SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 5-1, 10 points
Dangerous Tekkers: 5-1, 10 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 4-2, 8 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 4-2, 8 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 4-2, 8 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 4-2, 8 points
The United Empire: 4-2, 8 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 3-3, 6 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 2-4, 4 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-5, 2 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-6, 0 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 0-6, 0 points

 

World Tag League 2021: TAKA Michinoku & Minoru Suzuki VS Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe!

There can only be one last place team! Will the Blue Playmaker & Meanest Man in the World or the Great Bash Heels finally get on the board?

The second GBH is in the ring, Suzuki-Gun attacks! Makabe hits back, throws more forearms, then sends Suzuki out, but Taka has Honma in a corner. The bell rings and GBH double whip Taka to run him over! Fans fire up as Honma finally takes off his jacket. Honma CLUBS and stomps Taka, brings him up and ROCKS him with forearms. Taka stays up as Honma keeps throwing forearms, then Taka pokes Honma in the eye! The ref reprimands but Taka rakes Honma’s eyes now! Taka uppercuts, runs, but Honma ducks and runs to run Taka over. Fans fire up as Honma drags Taka up to scoop and SLAM! Honma fires up, runs, but Suzuki gets a cheap shot in!

Honma swings on Suzuki but gets caught in a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands and counts, Suzuki lets off at 4. Suzuki drags Honma out to whip into railing! Taka DECKS Makabe, then Taka goes after Honma while Suzuki whips Makabe into railing! Taka POSTS Honma and a ring count starts. Suzuki throws forearms into Makabe’s back, Taka puts Honma in at 9 of 20. Taka chokes Honma with a knee, but lets off as the ref counts. Taka sits Honma up to fish hook his face, then scrapes his soles off Honma’s forehead. Fans rally up for “G B H!” but Suzuki tags in. Suzuki stomps Honma, ROCKS him with a forearm, but Honma CHOPS back.

Suzuki and Honma trade forearms and fans rally up. Honma gets the edge but Suzuki grits his teeth as Honma keeps going. Suzuki then DECKS Honma with a forearm in return! Suzuki gets a leg and turns Honma for a HALF CRAB! Taka stands on Honma’s head, the ref counts that and Taka lets off with a quick kick. Suzuki fish hooks Honma’s face, slaps him over and over, then tags to Taka. Taka stomps Honma’s head while fans rally up. Taka lets off and the ref checks on Honma. Taka and Suzuki then both stand on Honma’s head. The ref gets Taka to let off, but Taka distracts the ref so Suzuki can have an APRON ARMBAR!

Suzuki rocks back ‘n’ forth to pull on the arm, then Taka stands on Honma’s head again. The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets off and Taka drags Honma up. Taka throws knees, then SHINING WIZARDS in the corner. Tag to Suzuki, he drags Honma up while fans rally. Suzuki snapmares Honma to then KICK him. Honma fires up and Suzuki gives him more KICKS! Honma blocks one, but Suzuki SLAPS him, only for Honma to HEADBUTT and DDT Suzuki down! Fans fire up as Honma crawls over, hot tag to Makabe! Makabe rallies on Suzuki and DECKS Taka! Fans fire up as the Rampaging King Kong clotheslines Suzuki in the corner, then climbs up to rain down punches!

Makabe laughs as he reels Suzuki in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Makabe drags Suzuki up, waistlocks, but Suzuki elbows free. Suzuki ROCKS Makabe with a forearm, then runs in and BOOTS him in the corner! Suzuki snapmares Makabe down, runs and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Suzuki stomps Makabe. Makabe eggs Suzuki on, Suzuki slaps him around. Makabe gets up and talks some trash, Suzuki throws a forearm. Suzuki eggs Makabe on so Makabe forearms back. The forearms go back and forth and fans rally up as they go faster and faster. Suzuki winds up and DECKS Makabe!

Suzuki stands Makabe up for more forearms, then whips him to ropes. Makabe reverses, Suzuki ducks one lariat but not the LEFT! Both men are down and fans fire up! Hot tag to Honma! Honma CHOPS Suzuki to the corner then whips corner to corner. Honma runs in to back elbow, then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Honma kicks Suzuki around. Honma throws forearms over and over, but runs into a knee! Suzuki drags Honma over in a facelock, tag to Taka, and they whip Honma corner to corner. Taka clotheslines, Suzuki BOOTS, then Suzuki ROCKS Honma with a forearm. Suzuki runs, BOOT SUPERKICK COMBO! Cover, Makabe breaks it!

Suzuki throws Makabe out, Taka whips but Honma reverses, only for Taka to reverse back, JUST FACELOCK! Honma endures and crawls forward to the ROPEBREAK! Taka lets off, drags Honma up, but Honma fights the scoop to HEADBUTT! Honma fires up, runs and KOKESHI FLOP! La Magistrol! TWO! Taka hurries to SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! JUST FACELOCK! Taka pulls back, Makabe shoves Suzuki away and gets in to stomp Taka down. Suzuki returns to kick and whip Makabe, and BOOT him! Suzuki & Taka double whip, but Makabe breaks the double clothesline to DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Honma runs in to FLYING HEADBUTT Taka!

Honma runs again, KOKESHI! Honma goes up top, Makabe keeps Suzuki out, DIVING KOKESHI! Cover, Great Bash Heels win!!

Winners: Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Suzuki-Gun earns 0)

Suzuki & Taka lost again! How is it they’re the team that’s 0-7?! But as for Everyone’s Kokeshi & Rampaging King Kong, have they finally gotten things rolling?

 

World Tag League 2021: Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale!

TenCozy have lost to the rest of Bullet Club so far, but will they lose to even the Crown Jewel & Rogue General? Or will this be their chance to finally gain some ground?

Bullet Club Low Sweets, then they pounce on TenCozy! Fale is after Tenzan while Chase kicks Kojima. Bullet Club CLUBS away on TenCozy, Chase chokes Kojima in the corner while Fale throws hands on Tenzan. The bell rings to get this on record as Chase stomps a mudhole into Kojima. Tenzan kicks Fale back but Fale chokes him! Bullet Club whips TenCozy at each other, but TenCozy dosido and then ROCK Bullet Club! Chase falls into a corner, TenCozy focuses on Fale. They double whip and double shoulder Fale down! Fans fire up and TenCozy focuses on Chase now. They pinball him between forearms and Mongolian Chops, until Kojima hits the Mongolian Chops!

Fans fire up as Kojima drags Chase up and scoops to SLAM him. TenCozy coordinate, ELBOW DROP HEADBUTT COMBO! Kojima stomps Chase, Tenzan goes to a corner. Kojima CHOPS and forearms Chase against ropes, then CLUBS him down. Kojima whips but Chase holds ropes and boots back. Fale tags in, he runs Kojima over, then he and Chase knock Tenzan off the apron. Fale stomps Kojima, then stomps him to ropes. Fale puts Kojima’s arm around ropes and pulls! Fale CLUBS Kojima, then digs in a knee. The ref counts, Fale lets off. Fale taunts Tenzan and distracts the ref so Chase can drag Kojima out and RAM him into railing.

Kojima flounders, the ring count starts, but Kojima stands at 5 of 20. Kojima staggers and gets in at 7, Fale stomps him down. Tag to Chase, Fale puts Kojima back by the ropes, he and Chase stand on Kojima’s back and salute! The ref counts, Fale and Chase let off. Chase DECKS Tenzan, then drags Koijma up to headlock. Kojima throws body shots but Chase headlock punches Kojima down. Chase drops knees, then covers, TWO! Fans rally up, Chase keeps Kojima down with a chinbar. Chase throws Kojima down, then puts some stank on his Mongolian Chops! Tenzan is upset, but Chase Mongolian Chops Kojima down! Chase drags Kojima up, puts him in a corner and stomps him.

Chase steals the MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Chase whips corner to corner, runs in but Kojima dodges to kick and COZY CUTTER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Kojima gets up to hot tag Tenzan! Tenzan runs Chase over, DECKS Fale, then gives Chase some real Mongolian Chops! Tenzan stomps Chase in a corner, CHOPS him, then CHOPS and headbutts! Tenzan stands Chase up to stomp then whip corner to corner. Tenzan runs in to clothesline, then TENZAN BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Fans still rally for “TEN COZY!” as Chase gets up. Chase throws a forearm, Tenzan gives it back. Chase forearms gain, Tenzan gives it back again.

Chase throws another forearm, Tenzan Mongolian Palm Strikes! Tenzan runs but into a boot! Chase runs but into a WHEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Tenzan drags Chase into the ANACONDA VICE! Chase endures, Fale gets in to stomp Tenzan! Tenzan lets go but then gets up to CLUB Fale out of the ring. Tenzan turns around into Chase’s strike fest! Chase runs, into the MOUNTAIN BOMB! Fans fire up as Tenzan crawls, hot tag to Kojima! Kojima CLUBS and whips Chase for forearms! Chase gets to a corner, Kojima stomps and gives him proper MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Kojima gives him a little extra, too!

Kojima drags Chase up, whips him corner to corner then runs in to forearm smash! Kojima shoves Chase down and fans fire up as he climbs up top. But Fale throws Kojima down! The ref reprimands but Fale tags in. Fale drags Kojima up to throw body shots and then clubbing forearms in the corner. Fale lets off and Kojima falls over, so Fale drops the BIG elbow! Cover, TWO! Fale DECKS Tenzan, then goes back to Kojima. Fale whips Kojima, Chase gets in to forearm smash! Chase goes to the apron to BOOT Tenzan down while Fale SPLASHES Kojima! Fale then fireman’s carries Kojima while Chase climbs, FLYING STOMP DEATH VALLEY COMBO!

PENALTY KICK from Chase, Fale covers, but Tenzan breaks it! Chase CLUBS Tenzan, he and Fale double whip, for the body shot, knee lift and LARIAT! Fans fire up as Bullet Club has Kojima. Fale runs, Kojima kicks him first! Kojima elbows free of Chase’s waistlock, swats Fale’s lariat away then CLOBBERS Fale from behind! Off comes the armband, and Kojima runs, into the SHI TRIGGER! Chase DECKS Tenzan, Fale hits Kojima with the GRENADE!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!!

Winners: Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale, by pinfall (gain 2 points; TenCozy earn 0)

It doesn’t matter what combination, Bullet Club has TenCozy’s number! Does this put Kojima & Tenzan out of the running? Will the Crown Jewel & Bad Luck Fale find themselves fighting for those trophies?

 

World Tag League 2021: Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata VS The United Empire!

Just as Team Blue Justice got up, they got knocked back down by the House of Torture. As for the Dominator & Ultimate Weapon, they were the ones who took down Los Ingobernables de Japon! Will Great-O-Khan & Aaron Henare grow even stronger conquering these two legends?

The teams sort out, and Nagata starts against Khan. They circle and feel things out. They grapple, break, go again, and Nagata keeps Khan’s attempts at bay to then arm-drag Khan down to a double wristlock. Nagata wrenches, tags in Tiger Mask, and they fire off KICKS at the ropes! Nagata & Tiger double whip to then double shoulder Khan down! Fans cheer, and Tiger Mask stomps Khan. Khan sits up but Tiger forearms him down. Khan gets up, Tiger throws another forearm and another stomp. Tiger runs, but Henare gets a cheap shot in. Then Khan Mongolian Chops Tiger from behind! Khan throws Tiger out, Henare goes after him, and Khan DECKS Nagata!

Khan and Nagata end up brawling on the outside, and Khan Mongolian Chops Nagata down! Khan stands on Nagata’s head while Henare puts Tiger Mask in the ring. Khan covers, TWO! Fans rally up but Khan pretends he can’t hear them. Khan brings Tiger around in a facelock, Henare tags in. The Empire mugs Tiger Mask, Henare throws more body shots and then kicks the legs out! Cover, TWO! Henare and Khan argue the count, then Henare DECKS Nagata! Henare rains down forearms on Tiger. Henare spins around and has a KNEEBAR! Tiger Mask endures, fights around but they end up in the ropes. The ref counts, Henare lets go and tags in Khan.

Khan drags Tiger up to Mongolian Chop down! And again! Cover, TWO! Khan paces while fans rally up. Khan drags Tiger up but Tiger throws kicks! Khan blocks a kick and ROCKS Tiger with a forearm. Tiger catches Khan’s clothesline to spin and double underhook, but Khan breaks free, only for Tiger to sobat! Fans rally up, Tiger tags Nagata! Nagata BOOTS Khan, then BOOTS Henare! Fans fire up as Nagata KICKS Khan in the chest again and again! Khan flounders to a corner and Nagata brings him up to whip corner to corner. Nagata runs in to BOOT! Khan blocks the exploder, Nagata throws forearms then BUTTERFLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO!

Nagata drags Khan up, fans rally but Khan blocks the suplex. Khan throws body shots but Nagata blocks the hell stab! And he blocks the iron claw! Nagata and Khan struggle, but Nagata throws the hand away to throw a forearm! Khan throws one back, Nagata throws another. Fans rally up as they pick up speed! Forearm for forearm, back and forth, but then Khan MOngolian Chops! And again! But Nagata blocks the third to kick, KICK and run, but Khan gets around! IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Henare DECKS Tiger, the Empire mugs Nagata! Mongolian Chop, BUZZSAW, and knee drop! Khan and Nagata are both down but fans rally up. Khan crawls, hot tag to Henare!

Henare stalks Nagata, brings him up and throws forearms and knees. Henare grinds on the facelock but Nagata endures. Nagata puts Henare on the ropes, MAGIC SCREW! Fans fire up, Nagata rolls to hot tag Tiger Mask! Tiger fires off KICKS on Henare, whips but Henare reverses, only for Tiger to block the kick and sweep the leg! Henare staggers up, blocks Tiger’s kick, but gets dragged into a KNEEBAR! Khan gets in to stomp away on Tiger! Khan DECKS Nagata, Henare fireman’s carries Tiger, and Khan runs, only for Nagata to BOOT! Tiger with the crucifix takedown and cover, TWO! DOUBLE FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Nagata gets Khan for the NAGATA LOCK II!

Fans rally as the Empire endures submissions, and Henare crawls to the ropebreak! Tiger lets go, Nagata throws Khan out, and they double whip Henare to a corner. Tiger KICKS, Nagata BOOTS! Nagata hits the EXPLODER, then he stands Henare up for the DOUBLE GIRI! Tiger Mask underhooks the arms, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, Khan barrels in to break it! Nagata stomps Khan, he and Tiger whip Khan to a corner. Tiger runs in but Khan dodges then BOOTS Nagata! Khan clotheslines Tiger, then puts on the HITSUJIGOROSHI! The ref reprimands, Khan isn’t the legal man! Khan holds Tiger back but Tiger fights free! Nagata runs at Henare but Henare blocks the boot to DECK Nagata!

Henare ducks a roundhouse to HEADBUTT Tiger! Fireman’s carry, IMPERIAL DROP!! Cover, the United Empire wins!

Winner: The United Empire, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Tiger Mask & Yuji Nagata earn 0)

Blue Justice falls to the dominance of Khan and Henare! Will they establish themselves over all of NJPW’s Heavyweight Tag Team Division?

 

World Tag League 2021: Yujiro Takahashi & EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS The Guerrillas of Destiny!

The Tokyo Pimp & King of Darkness broke even at the expense of Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask, and the Guerrillas of Destiny used TenCozy to climb back up. They’ve proven their dominance over #ThirdGen, but will things still be Too Sweet in Bullet Club?

Evil wants to Low Sweet as Bullet Club, but Jado says no, “Don’t trust.” Tama Tonga & Tonga Loa go with the Master Heater on this one. Evil says they can trust him, but Jado says, “Never.” Loa wonders though. “Never?” Fans rally up, they want to see the group Low Sweet. Tama & Loa reconsider, so everyone Low Sweets. But as soon as GoD turns their backs, the House of Torture attacks! The bell rings as Evil throws Tama out, Dick stomps Jado, and Yujiro keeps the Silverback in the ring. Evil brings Tama around the way in a headlock, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san suffers again! Evil uses the mic cord to CHOKE Tama!

Evil tells Tama to give up but Tama says no! Evil lets go and he puts Tama in the ring. Fans rally up for GoD but Evil drags Tama up to scoop and SLAM! Cover, TWO! Tama throws body shots, but Evil wrenches the arm and tags in Yujiro. They mug the Good Bad Guy, then Yujiro whips Tama into bare buckles! The Bullet Club special comes into play already! Yujiro sits Tama up to punch him down, and then again. Cover, TWO! Tag to Evil, then Evil has the ref pay attention to Loa. Evil drags Tama up to put in the cobra twist, and House of Torture forms the chain! Jado storms over with his kendo stick and the others let go! Evil covers, TWO!

Evil argues the count but the ref says it was fair. Evil claws Tama’s face, then whips him into the bare buckles! Tama hits chest first and falls back, Evil tags Yujiro. Yujiro drags Tama up, snapmares and runs to basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! The House of Torture is frustrated with the ref but fans rally up for Tama. Yujiro drags Tama away, stomps him down, then has him on ropes. Yujiro brings Tama up but Tama throws body shots and uppercuts! Tama forearms, Yujiro forearms back then BOOTS! Tama is on the ropes, Evil holds him there and Yujiro BOOTS Tama again! Yujiro runs to BOOT Tama a third time, and Tama falls to his knees.

Yujiro brings Tama up, but Tama fights the fisherman buster and throws hands. Yujiro rebounds into a COMPLETE SHOT! Both men are down, Tama crawls, hot tag to Loa! Loa rallies on the House of Torture with big shoulders! Loa scoops and SLAMS Yujiro, then scoops and SLAMS Evil! Fans fire up, Loa DECKS Dick off the apron! Loa runs at Yujiro, clothesline and whip, to then clothesline again! EXPLODER! Fans fire up as Loa sets up, STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Loa is annoyed but fans still rally behind him. Loa drags Yujiro up, whips him to ropes but Yujiro holds ropes. Yujiro BOOTS Loa, blocks Loa’s boot and throws him down to basement BOOT!

Yujiro drags Loa back up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Yujiro gets up, drags Loa up and fireman’s carry, but Loa slips out to waistlock. Yujiro elbows him away, runs to duck and dodge, but Loa SPEARS him down! Fans fire up as both Yujiro and Loa crawl, hot tags to Evil and Tama! Tama dodges to dropkick! And dropkick! And dropkick again! Fans fire up as Evil crawls to a corner and Tama throws off the vest. Tama rallies the fans, runs corner to corner but misses the elbow. Evil fireman’s carries, but Tama fights off. Evil rakes Tama’s eyes! The ref counts, Evil runs but Tama hurdles, hurdles and HAKU CHOPS!

Tama brings Evil around to fireman’s carry, ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Tama goes up top, SUPREME FLOW! Cover, Yujiro breaks it! Loa gets in to kick Yujiro, CLUB him down, then feed him to Tama. They get Yujiro up, TONGAN TWIST! The Guerrillas focus on Evil, NIGHTFALL! Cover, TWO! Evil survives the back suplex neckbreaker but Jado calls for the finish! Fans fire up, the Guerrillas get Evil up, but Evil fights Magic Killer off! He’s used it himself, after all! Evil shoves Tama into the ref! Dick gets in with the SPOILER CHOKER on Tama! Tama flails, but he pushes Dick back and Jado SMACKS Dick with the kendo stick!

Fans cheer as Jado drags Dick out to RAM him into railing! Tama is up, he blocks Evil’s low blow! Evil begs for mercy but Tama winds up to punch instead! Loa scoops to POWERSLAM Evil! Jado calls for it again, the ref is back up, and the Guerrillas set up. But Evil grabs the ref! CANE SHOT from Yujiro to Loa! GUN STUN from Tama to Yujiro! Evil shoves the ref at Tama but Tama hurdles! Evil blocks Gun Stun to LOW BLOW! EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Evil gets the ref over, covers Tama, the House of Torture wins!!

Winners: Yujiro Takahashi & Evil, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Guerrillas of Destiny earn 0)

Seems Jado was right from the start not to trust them! Yujiro & Evil cheated Tama & Loa just like they would any other team! Will the House of Torture face the consequences soon enough? Or will they take the World Tag League trophies long before then?

 

World Tag League 2021: Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI!

The Joker & The Ace feel a bit foolish after the Dangerous Tekkers turned the tables on them, but the Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter are coming off a great win over the Great Bash Heels. Will Yano & Tanahashi be the ones who #GetBackUp? Or will Goto-Hashi keep their own momentum going?

Yano & Tanahashi crouch and the ref is wary to do his check. Yano tells him to get on with it, and the ref checks them. Tanahashi shows off the muscles and Yano shouts, “SUGOI~! (Amazing!)” Goto-Hashi get impatient now and Yano tells them to hold on. The teams sort out, Goto has Hashi stand down. Yano goes through the selection process, and Tanahashi is chosen. Fans cheer as we start with Tanahashi and Goto. Fans rally up and the two circle. They tie up, Tanahashi waistlocks but Goto wrenches to wristlock. Tanahashi wrenches Goto back to a wristlock, but Goto rolls and wrenches Tanahashi back. Goto hammerlocks, Tanahashi slips through to hammerlock then headlock.

Goto powers up and powers out to get the headlock now. Tanahashi powers up and out but Goto runs him over! Fans fire up as Goto runs, but Tanahashi drop toeholds to a headlock then takeover. Goto headscissors, Tanahashi kips free, and the two stand off as fans cheer. Well, Tanahashi squats so not quite a stand off… Fans rally up, Tanahashi and Goto reset, but Yano wants in, so Tanahashi and Goto tag out to Yano and Hashi! Fans fire up as the two circle, but then Yano crouches. Yano eggs Hashi on, Hashi stays cool, and then Hashi crouches to stare Yano down. Yano has the ref come over, and then Goto hops in to help Hashi with his eyes.

Yano protests but then Goto kicks him and Hashi DECKS Tanahashi! Goto-Hashi then double whip Yano, then run him over with double shoulders! Then they coordinate for the hip toss senton! Fans fire up and Hashi brings Yano up. Hashi CLUBS Yano, whips him to ropes, but Yano holds ropes. Yano dodges Hashi then slaps him on the head! Tanahashi gets in, they bring Yano around, but Goto won’t let them steal the hammering! Goto bodies Tanahashi, then he and Hashi hammer away on Yano! Fans fire up, then Goto-Hashi hammer away on Tanahashi! Yano comes back but he gets a second round of hammering!

Hashi stomps Yano, fans rally up, and Hashi brings Yano around to ROCK with a forearm. Hashi stomps away on Yano in the corner, the ref counts, Goto adds on, but then they both let off at 4. Tag to Goto, he stomps Yano, then drags Yano up to snapmare and neck wrench. Yano endures, even as Goto shifts to a chinbar. Yano crawls and reaches out to get the ropebreak! Goto lets off but he stomps Yano down. Goto drags Yano up, CLUBS him on the back, then tags Hashi. They mug Yano, Hashi brings Yano around with a cravat, and fans rally up as Yano endures the neck wrench. Yano throws body shots, pulls hair, but Hashi breaks free to ROCK Yano with a forearm.

Hashi whips, Yano reverses and throws Hashi down by his hair! Hot tag to Tanahashi! Tanahashi rallies on Goto-Hashi, then fires body shots and forearms. Tana whips but Hashi reverses, only to get flying forearms! Goto gets in, Tana blocks the kick to DRAGON SCREW! Tana blocks a kick from Hashi, and DRAGON SCREWS him, too! Fans fire up with The Ace as drags Hashi up. Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Hashi in a drop zone, then hops up to SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Tanahashi waits on Hashi to rise. Tanahashi runs, but into a CHOP! Tanahashi keeps moving but Hashi CHOPS again!

Tana fires forearms, but Hashi reverses the whip and ducks the clothesline to BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up, Hashi crawls over, hot tag to Goto! Goto drags Tanahashi up to fire off forearms then whip him to a corner. MURAMASA, then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto drags Tanahashi up but Tanahashi fires off fast hands! Tanahashi runs, Goto follows but Tanahashi dodges to dropkick a leg out! Fans rally up as both men are down. Tanahashi crawls, hot tag to Yano! Yano goes right to the corner and unties the buckle pad! Goto runs in, Yano dodges and throws the pad to him. The ref goes to take the pad from Goto, but Hashi gets in to slap Yano on the head!

Hashi kicks Yano, throws forearms, then whips him to the padded corner. Goto runs in to clothesline! Hashi runs in to clothesline! Hashi feeds Yano to Goto’s kick, and Goto hooks Yano up. Hashi runs but Tana trips him up and drags him out to DECK him! Yano hits an atomic drop to a trip and catapult into Tanahashi’s forearm! Yano rolls Goto up, TWO! Hashi POSTS Tanahashi, and Goto reverses the whip to send Yano at the bare buckles! Yano stops himself, dodges Goto and Goto gets buckles! Roll up, but Hashi breaks it! Hashi stomps Yano, Tana kicks Hashi, but Hashi throws Tana out! Goto-Hashi regroup, they double whip Yano, but Yano gets around to waistlock Goto.

Goto ducks and Hashi SUPERKICKS Yano! Hashi turns Yano, Goto helps out, HEAD BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Yano survives and fans fire up! Goto gets Yano back up, dragon sleeper, and Hashi has the legs. But Tana gets in to CLUB Hashi down! Goto deflects Tana’s kick but Tana ducks the discus to run, into a fireman’s carry! Hashi gets up, SUPERKICK to USHIGOROSHI! Fans fire up with Goto-Hashi as they get Yano. Yano says they’re scary but he still reverses Goto’s whip. Yano shoves Hashi into bare buckles, but Goto stops the low blow! Hashi waistlocks, but then avoids Yano’s low blow mule kick!

Goto-Hashi pull Yano’s arm and leg, then turn him for the dragon sleeper and leg lift. SHOUKO!! Cover, Goto-Hashi win!

Winners: Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Yano & Tanahashi earn 0)

The Joker & the Ace have been trumped once again! Goto-Hashi even crouch over Yano to rub it in, too. The Fierce Warrior & Head Hunter continue to rise, will they be the ones to raise those World Tag League trophies in the end?

 

World Tag League 2021: SANADA & Tetsuya Naito VS Dangerous Tekkers!

Cold Skull & Uncontrollable Charisma meet the Holy Emperor & Submission Master again after their Wrestle Grand Slam showdown over the summer. Will Los Ingobernables de Japon stay tranquilo and rebound from their first defeat? Or will they #JustTapOut and give the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships the top spot in the block?

Naito takes his time with his suit, as usual. Taichi shows off the dancing pecs and fans cheer. The teams sort out and ZSJ calls Naito out over his history of bad knees. LIJ fist bump and fans cheer as Naito goes forehead to forehead against ZSJ. There’s an argument about the language barrier, ZSJ knowing English and Japanese but refusing to speak in Spanish. Sanada has Naito stand down so that he starts for LIJ, and fans rally as he and ZSJ circle. The two feel out the grapple, tie up with knuckle locks, and then go shoulder to shoulder in a test of strength. ZSJ rolls back to wrench the knuckles then he wrangles Sanada to a top wristlock. Sanada gets up but ZSJ shifts to a hammerlock.

Sanada reaches back to headlock, but ZSJ slips out the back to hammerlock, shoot the half and cover, ONE! Fans cheer as the two stand off. ZSJ talks a little trash to Naito as he circles with Sanada again. They go back to the knuckle locks, ZSJ brings Sanada to the mat and turns him around for the motorcycle stretch. ZSJ even steps over to lean more on Sanada. Sanada fights up, works to turn the hold around, but ZSJ turns it back. Fans cheer as ZSJ brings Sanada down to his knees and wraps on the straitjacket stretch. Sanada endures the knee in his back, fights up and fights to put the straitjacket onto ZSJ. ZSJ endures now, fights up and turns it, but Sanada turns it back!

Fans cheer, and this looks familiar from their previous match-ups. ZSJ bridges, turns and puts the jacket on Sanada, but Sanada turns it back onto ZSJ. ZSJ fights up, spins and again puts the jacket on Sanada, but Sanada just puts it back on ZSJ. ZSJ drops, rolls back, puts the jacket on Sanada yet again, only for Sanada to wiggle the jacket down. Sanada trips ZSJ, steps through but ZSJ kicks him away. Sanada cartwheels away from the leg trap and dropkicks ZSJ down! Fans cheer while ZSJ falls back to the Tekkers corner. Taichi tags in, he and Sanada circle now. The dancing pecs return and fans cheer. Taichi wants Sanada to join in, so Sanada shows off his dancing pecs.

Taichi gives some applause to that, and the two circle. They feel out the knuckle locks, and Sanada kicks low to CLUB Taichi to the LIJ corner. Tag to Naito and he stomps Taichi down. Naito snapmares and wraps on the PLUMA BLANCA! Taichi endures the leg hook full nelson, reaches for Naito’s face, but Naito keeps him away. Taichi moves around, reaches out, and gets a ropebreak with a foot. Naito lets Taichi go quickly and cleanly to throw big elbows and forearms on him. Naito whips Taichi to a corner, Taichi reverses and chokes Naito into the STO! Red Shoes won’t count that as a cover, so Taichi lets off the choke, only to choke again.

Red Shoes knows better and he counts, but Taichi lets off. Taichi then chokes with both hands! Red Shoes counts again, Taichi lets off. Fans rally up, Taichi chokes but Naito breaks free to choke Taichi! ZSJ runs in but Naito chokes him now! Red Shoes reprimands, Naito lets off, but Taichi blocks Naito’s kick! Taichi CLUBS the leg, traps Naito’s arms, and ZSJ gets the leg to DRAGON SCREW! Talk about something familiar! Sanada gets in, he gets caught for a DRAGON SCREW! LIJ clutch their knees, Sanada bails out. Taichi wraps Naito’s leg around ropes and pulls! ZSJ drags Naito around for a toehold against the apron’s edge! And then a heel hook!

Taichi stands on Naito’s head, Red Shoes counts and the Tekkers let off at 4. Taichi drags Naito around by his leg and has a CALF KILLER! It’s in deep, and Naito endures as Taichi bends him back. Taichi lets go to tag ZSJ, and ZSJ stomps Naito’s legs. ZSJ stands on Naito’s knee, has the leg in a toehold, and pulls way back on the foot! Naito pulls ZSJ’s hair, Red Shoes reprimands, ZSJ lets go of the toehold to YANK the leg! ZSJ drags Naito by his leg, has a standing toehold, but fans rally as ZSJ hits the KNEE JAMMER! Tag to Taichi as ZSJ keeps Naito down with the toehold and headlock. ZSJ lets off, Taichi stands on the bad leg then stomps the knee!

Taichi kicks Naito down, stomps the leg again, but Naito still looks up at him defiantly. Fans rally, Taichi pushes Naito around, kicks at him, but Naito chops! And chops! And CHOPS! Taichi kicks the leg, and again and again, then drags Naito by his leg. Tag to ZSJ, the Tekkers keep on the leg, and ZSJ hits a spinning toehold! ZSJ kicks at the leg but Naito kicks back with his good one. ZSJ just stomps the knee! Fans rally up as ZSJ gives toying kicks to Naito. Naito gets up to throw a forearm! And another! And another! ZSJ kicks the bad leg again! ZSJ gets the leg but Naito fights the shin breaker. ZSJ EuroUppers, runs, but Naito dropkicks the leg out!

Fans rally up while both men are down. ZSJ and Naito crawl, hot tags to Taichi and Sanada! Taichi BOOTS, whips, but Sanada forearms back! Sanada arm-drags, then gets around for a back suplex BACKBREAKER! Taichi bails out, Sanada PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Taichi! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans get louder and Sanada puts Taichi in the ring. Sanada drags Taichi up, Taichi kicks but Sanada blocks it! Sanada trips Taichi and starts to tie him up, but Taichi fights off Paradise. Sanada kicks, whips but Taichi reverses to wrench and DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Fans rally up while both men are down.

Taichi gets up first, he brings Sanada up and whips him to corner clothesline! Taichi snapmares and KICKS Sanada, then he drags Sanada up. Sanada fights off Seiteijyujiryou, to fireman’s carry! Taichi slips off, waistlocks, but Sanada switches. Taichi fights the lift and breaks free to PELE! Both men are down again and fans rally back up. Taichi stands while Sanada goes to a corner. Taichi runs in, but Sanada elbows him away. Sanada Quebrada but Taichi gets under. Taichi runs into the fireman’s carry, Sanada throws him into the dragon sleeper. ZSJ runs in and EuroUppers Sanada down. Naito gets in, blocks EuroUpper and spins ZSJ for a NECKBREAKER!

Taichi dodges Naito to GAMANGIRI, but Sanada dropkciks Taichi! Taichi comes back, AX BOMBER! All four men are down and the fans fire up! ZSJ bails out, Naito slowly rolls out, and Taichi crawls to the ropes. Sanada stirs and sits up, Taichi runs in to BOOT! Sanada throws a forearm, Taichi KICKS. Sanada forearms, Taichi KICKS. Taichi eggs Sanada on so Sanada forearms again. Sanada eggs Taichi on so Taichi KICKS again. They go back and forth, fans rally as they pick up speed, but then the two stagger. Sanada EuroUppers, Taichi sobats! Taichi drags Sanada up but Sanada fires off forearms. Taichi ducks the rolling elbow but Sanada holds off the saido! ROLLING ELBOW!

Sanada ducks the Pele to underhook, TIGER DRIVER! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Sanada and Taichi stir, hot tag to Naito! Naito DECKS ZSJ, stomps Taichi in a corner then whips him corner to corner. Naito runs in, JUMP KICK, leg sweep, but then Naito DECKS ZSJ again before COMBINACION CABRON! Naito drags Taichi up, dragon sleepers for the BACKBREAKER, then basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up for Naito as he drags Taichi up. Hammerlock and half nelson, but Taichi fights that. Taichi dodges the back elbow to KICK the leg out! Naito and Taichi are down again but fans rally back up. Hot tag to ZSJ!

ZSJ storms over, gets the bad leg and STOMPS down on it! ZSJ STOMPS it again, then hits KNEE JAMMER after KNEE JAMMER! Fans rally up as Naito drags himself up in a corner. ZSJ runs in but Naito dodges and Sanada runs in to back elbow! Feed to back elbow, dropkick and ENZIGURI, to back suplex and running jackknife! Sanada keeps Taichi out but TWO! ZSJ escapes, Sanada goes out after Taichi, and fans fire up for Naito. Naito wrenches but ZSJ mule kicks the bad leg! Naito still throws back elbow after back elbow! Fans fire up as ZSJ goes to a corner. Naito hobbles over, drags ZSJ up, hoists him up top, then climbs up. But ZSJ slips out to trip Naito!

Taichi gets the arms, ZSJ DRAGON SCREWS the leg again! And then DRAGON SCREWS it again! ZSJ steps through to have the DEATHLOCK, and then rolls Naito into Yes I Am a Long Way from Home. Sanada gets in but Taichi catches him for SEITEIJYUJIRYOU! LIJ endures simultaneous submissions while fans rally! ZSJ keeps shifting his grip on the arm but Naito refuses to quit! Naito pulls hair, ZSJ shifts around again to keep on the hold! Fans rally as hard as ever and Naito keeps fighting, to roll to the ROPEBREAK! The Tekkers let go in frustration and all four men are down again. Fans are thunderous as Sanada and Taichi bail out.

ZSJ drags Naito up and gets the leg, but Naito turns shinbreaker into SATELLITE DDT! Fans fire up again as both men are back down! Naito crawls over, hot tag to Sanada! Sanada dropkicks ZSJ down, then brings him up to throw forearms. ZSJ ends up in a corner, Sanada throws more forearms. Sanada whips corner to corner, ZSJ reverses, but Sanada tumbles out and springboards back in. ZSJ dodges, Taichi clotheslines in the corner! ZSJ EuroUppers then feeds to Taichi’s boot! ARM PELE, choke grip, CHOKE SLAM BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Sanada survives and fans fire back up! Taichi fires himself up, and OFF COME THE PANTS!

ZSJ drags Sanada up as Taichi aims from a corner. Sanada slips out of the suplex to dragon sleeper! Naito dropkicks Taichi’s legs out! Naito gets the legs for a FIGURE FOUR! Sanada gives ZSJ the SKULL SWING, into the SKULL END! Now the Tekkers endure submissions, but Taichi drags Naito out to the apron and they fall to the floor! ZSJ is caught in the body scissors but he endures as fans rally up again. “L I J!” “Z S J!” but time is running out! ZSJ reaches out, but he’s fading! Red Shoes checks, Sanada lets ZSJ go and puts him in the drop zone. Sanada goes up, ROUNDING BODY PRESS, but he has to land on his feet as ZSJ moves!

Taichi gets Sanada for the DANGEROUS SAIDO! But Naito gets Taichi with CORRIENDOSHIKI DESTINO! ZSJ SHOTGUNS Naito down! Fans are thunderous as all four men are down again! Naito and Taichi slowly roll out of the ring and fans rally again. ZSJ kicks Naito for good measure while he and Sanada rise. ZSJ grins as he and Sanada get back up. There’s only three minutes left, and Sanada EuroUppers. ZSJ EuroUppers back! Sanada comes back to EuroUpper again, and he eggs ZSJ on. ZSJ EuroUppers, but Sanada comes back to EuroUpper again. Fans rally up as the EuroUppers keep going, back and forth. Sanada EuroUppers and ZSJ falls over!

ZSJ gets back up but Sanada EuroUppers again. Two minute warning, ZSJ EuroUppers! Sanada EuroUppers, ZSJ EuroUppers, Sanada EuroUppers again! And again! ZSJ turns one into a backslide! TWO, but now Sanada backslides ZSJ! TWO, and ZSJ headlocks. Sanada powers out, ZSJ sunset flips, TWO! Sanada prawn hold, TWO! ZSJ sunset flip, TWO! Double cover bridge, TWO!! Last minute!! Sanada fireman’s carries, throws to the dragon sleeper, but ZSJ jumps up and over to trip Sanada and EuroClutch, TWO!!! Fans fire up as ZSJ hooks, spins, scoops, but Sanada slips out! Under 30 seconds, O’Conner BRIDGE-

NO! Feed to a Taichi ROUNDHOUSE! ZSJ scoops, HOLY ZACK DRIVER!! Cover, Tekkers win!!

Winners: Dangerous Tekkers, by pinfall (gain 2 points; LIJ earns 0)

With literal seconds on the clock, the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions pull it off! And now they lead the block! Will this be the loss that keeps Sanada & Naito out of the finals? As for the Tekkers, they get the mics, but ZSJ still asks in Japanese that the fans give them a moment to catch their breaths. That was a crazy ending, after all. And then ZSJ says, “Oi, Saitama. Buenos bloody noches, dickheads!” Do they understand Spanish? Or only Japanese? Either way, shut up. It doesn’t matter. The only thing that does matter is Dangerous bloody Tekkers! Dangerous T and Zacky Big Tekkers, the WORLD tag team champions! “We’re the bloody champions.”

Where are Sanada & Naito, huh? Crying backstage. GoD, last year’s winners, where are they? “No bloody chance.” The Tekkers are taking everything! They have the titles, now they’ll win the trophies. That is their destiny. ZSJ says his Japanese isn’t good enough, so he’ll hand this off to Taichi now. Taichi “apologizes” that they’re not LIJ. They probably wanted LIJ to win, huh? Then why are they still here? Taichi and Zack are better promo guys anyway. This is their ring, these are their titles, and this is their tournament. The Dangerous Tekkers will reign supreme. You got that, ya bastards? The Tekkers stand alone at the top of the block, will they be the pinnacle of the division?

 

Here are the NEW World Tag League Standings!

Dangerous Tekkers: 6-1, 12 points
SANADA & Tetsuya Naito: 5-2, 10 points
Chase Owens & Bad Luck Fale: 5-2, 10 points
Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI: 5-2, 10 points
The United Empire: 5-2, 10 points
Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi: 4-3, 8 points
EVIL & Yujiro Takahashi: 4-3, 8 points
Guerrillas of Destiny: 4-3, 8 points
Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan: 2-5, 4 points
Yuji Nagata & Tiger Mask: 1-6, 2 points
Tomoaki Honma & Togi Makabe: 1-6, 2 points
Minoru Suzuki & TAKA Michinoku: 0-7, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great round for World Tag League, and definitely a surprise that Suzuki & Taka are dead last. They’re basically eliminated at this point, but they could be quite the spoiler in the last few rounds. Of course, Great Bash Heels and Team Blue Justice are basically in the same boat with only being 1-6. House of Torture continues to be the instigators of dysfunction in Bullet Club, I am hoping NJPW will find a way to make the Bullet Club Civil War happen. Goto-Hashi going over Yano & Tanahashi was only a moderate surprise because NJPW is still giving Hashi his due.

LIJ VS Tekkers going as close to the time limit as they did was the big surprise of that match, I almost thought we were going to see a tie. Tekkers going over makes sense, the champions are going to be strong and probably even finalists at this point.

My Score: 9.0/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

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Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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