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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (2/25/22)

AEW’s champions are on a Rampage!

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AEW Rampage coverage

Revolution is taking shape!

Tonight, Britt Baker and Thunder Rosa sign a contract for the AEW Women’s Championship while Sammy Guevara defends his TNT title!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Andrade El Idolo w/ AHFO; Guevara wins and retains the title.
  • Wardlow w/ Shawn Spears VS Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo; Wardlow wins.
  • The Professor’s Five Minute Rookie Challenge: Serena Deeb VS Kayla Sparks; Deeb wins.
  • Face of the Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Bowens w/ Max Caster; Cassidy wins and advances to the Face of the Revolution.

PLAY BY PLAY

AEW TNT Championship: Sammy Guevara VS Andrade El Idolo w/ AHFO!

Watch the entrances on AEW’s YouTube, because this one is starting us off! The titles are raised, and we see if the Spanish God can stay golden against the idol!

The fans rally up as the two stare down. Andrade and Sammy circle, approach, and Andrade shoves Sammy! Sammy tackles Andrade! Sammy fires off, Andrade gets up and they throw forearms back and forth! Sammy ROCKS Andrade, Andrade CHOPS Sammy! Sammy BOOTS Andrade back! Andrade spins Sammy around, hammerlock and facelock but no DDT! Torture rack, but Andrade slips off! Sammy ducks but Andrade avoids the superkick! Fans cheer as the two stand of, and Sammy lounges on the top rope. So Andrade goes tranquilo in the middle rope! Fans cheer as the two taunt each other from afar.

Sammy and Andrade reset and circle again as fans fire up. Andrade wants a handshake? Sammy flips Andrade off! Andrade kicks low, but Sammy blocks to headlock! Andrade powers up, pulls hair and powers out. Andrade runs Sammy over, then things speed up. Sammy hurdles, Andrade waistlocks, CLUBS and CHOPS! Andrade whips Sammy yo a corner, Sammy goes up and over and rolls to then back flip over! DROPKICK! Sammy kips up and he clotheslines Andrade out of the ring! Fans fire up as Sammy builds speed, but Andrade gets in. Sammy dodges, SPANISH FLY on the return! Cover, ONE!!

Sammy grits his teeth, catches his breath, and goes outside to climb up the corner. Fans rally, Andrade gets up and he ROCKS Sammy first. Andrade climbs, brings Sammy up, but Sammy fights back. Andrade throws body shots and forearms but Sammy gives those back. They brawl up top, Sammy hops down and GAMANGIRIS Andrade away! Sammy then triangle jumps, but Andrade shoves him off! Sammy crashes ‘n’ burns into barriers! Fans boo Andrade as AEW goes picture in picture.

Andrade goes out, brings Sammy around to the ramp, and then snap suplexes him to the ramp! Sammy writhes but Andrade leaves him behind. Andrade gets in the ring and the ring count climbs, but Andrade then bails out. He has to win the championship in the ring, but he grabs one of the belts to bring it over. The ref stops him, so Andrade puts the belt down. Andrade storms up on Sammy and he puts him back in. Cover, TWO! Andrade drags Sammy up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Uno amigo! Andrade gets Sammy up again, dos amigos! Andrade gets Sammy up yet again, AEW returns to single picture, CRADLE! TWO!!

Sammy stops Three Amigos but Andrade stomps him down for it! Andrade SLAPS Sammy and the AHFO rally behind him. Andrade wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER, then back suplexes. Sammy lands on his feet to LARIAT! And again! Sammy spins Andrade around, JUMP KNEE! Andrade staggers, Sammy slashes the throat and torture racks! Andrade fights off, shoves Sammy to a corner, then runs in, but misses! Andrade tumbles out of the ring off his knees hitting buckles! The AHFO coaches him up but Sammy builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Andrade! Sammy gets up and puts Andrade back in.

Sammy glares at Hardy, eggs him on, but Kassidy keeps Hardy back. Sammy goes up a corner to the top rope, but Andrade avoids the 450! BOOT! Sammy ends up on ropes, Andrade slingshots for an APRON DDT!! Fans lose their minds while Andrade puts Sammy back in. Andrade fire sup and goes up the corner. Fans rally as Sammy rises, and he GAMANGIRIS Andrade again! Sammy climbs up to join Andrade, SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Sammy has to crawl to the cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Sammy grows frustrated. Sammy SLAPS Andrade so Andrade SLAPS back. It’s a SLAP fight on the mat! Then forearms fire off and fans are loving it!

Both men fall over, having run out of energy from that scrap. A standing count starts, fans rally up, neither man stirs until 5 of 10. Andrade gets to a corner and up at 7, to peel the crossbar and take off the buckle pad! Hardy does the same on another corner while the ref is busy with Andrade! Sammy runs in but Andrade HIP TOSSES Sammy into buckles! Andrade sits Sammy in the corner, fires up and runs corner to corner, CIEN- NO! Sammy avoids the double knees and Andrade eats buckles! Sammy torture racks yet again, but Andrade again fights free! Roll up, and feet on the ropes! TWO!! Wait, did Hardy do something there?

Sammy gets to the corner, Hardy coaches Andrade up. Andrade runs in, Sammy dodges, Andrade keeps from hitting the bare buckle! Andrade CHOPS Sammy, whips him to the corner, but Sammy goes up and over! Andrade again stops himself from hitting the bare buckle, only to turn around into a SUPERKICK! Sammy hurries to the top rope, but Andrade is up! Andrade ROCKS Sammy with a right, then climbs up to join him. Andrade brings Sammy up with the hammerlock, but Sammy fights free! Sammy sweeps the legs, Andrade hits the bare buckle!! Sammy drags himself back up, triangle jump FLYING CUTTER!! Cover, Sammy wins!!

Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

The Spanish God pulls it out and keeps the TNT belts! Did Hardy’s help actually sabotage Andrade? Hardy CLOBBERS Sammy from behind either way, and then has him outside! But here comes Darby Allin and Sting! Darby DIVES right onto Hardy! Kassidy turns around, and there’s STIIIING! Sting CLOBBERS Kassidy, Darby goes right up top, COFFIN DROP! The AHFO put out the challenge, this looks like the response! The Icon and the Relentless One are going to join Sammy against Andrade, Hardy and Isiah Kassidy in a TORNADO TRIOS TAG! Who wins the Triple T at Revolution?

 

QT Marshall heads to the ring.

And sadly, he already has a mic. “When will the disrespect end? Cut my music. I didn’t ask for my music to be played. This is the disrespect I’m talking about.” From the fans to his coworkers, it all stems from Team Taz’s Taz! When QT broke Hook in, he taught Hook respect. Hook was to give up his chair to the veterans, to shake everyone’s hand. Fans chant for Hook and he knows they want him, but HE made Hook what he is! Each and every ounce of success that the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil has is thanks to QT! Taz says QT is out of his mind. QT wants Hook to come out here right now to thank QT like the man he thought Hook was. Or else, QT will drag him out by that hair and stretch him in front of his daddy.

See? QT knew Hook wouldn’t come out! He doesn’t have the balls! But wait! Here comes Hook! But then QT sends his Factory students out! Hook arm-drags one, CLOBBERS another, and then puts REDRUM on the third! QT is freaking out, and the fourth guy says no thanks! Now QT is all alone with Hook. Luckily for QT, Hook spares him and returns backstage. Will QT learn to think before he asks them to #SendHook?

 

Dam Lambert & The Men of the Year speak.

Lambert says he’d rather have a root canal than meet with “Tony Conman,” but he took one for the team and demanded Scorpio Sky get a TNT title shot. And do you know what Tony had the nerve to offer instead? A Face of the Revolution Qualifier! What?! The same match Scorpio won the first time? Doesn’t Tony Khan understand Scorpio hasn’t been pinned in 352 days?! Scorpio is already Face of the Revolution. Yes, Lambert knows. Luckily, Tony pulled his head outta his ass long enough for Lambert to talk some sense into him. Tony wouldn’t give Lambert his word, which Lambert would trust about as far as he could throw Keith Lee anyway, but Lambert promises that he’ll get Scorpio his title shot, and that it’ll be before the winner of that joke of a ladder match gets one.

Ethan Page adds that you can trust Lambert. The only title matches Ethan’s had in AEW is because of Lambert. That TNT title match is coming. And then they will get that TNT title! Scorpio accepts that, and he snaps his fingers to cut to black. Will Lambert make Tony Khan give the Men of the Year what they want?

 

Wardlow w/ Shawn Spears VS Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo!

The Pinnacle’s Maestro of Mayhem is in the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match with Keith Lee, “Powerhouse” Hobbs and Ricky Starks, but The Factory’s Freak Beast Wrecking Ball is no joke. Will Wardlow be able to play his Powerbomb Symphony on a man as big as himself? Or will Comoroto have a score of his own tonight?

The bell rings and the two stare down. They tie up, Comoroto gut wrenches and suplexes Wardlow! Fans go nuts seeing that, but then Wardlow kips back up! Wardlow gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! And then he Belly2Belly suplexes! Fans fire up as Wardlow brings Comoroto up. Comoroto fireman’s carries but Wardlow slips off to waistlock again. Comoroto elbows free, Wardlow goes to a corner, and Comoroto runs in to SPLASH but he’s caught! Wardlow Belly2Belly suplexes Comoroto OUT of the ring!

AEW goes picture in picture as Wardlow goes out and his accountabilibuddy, Shawn Spears, gives him space. Wardlow CLOBBERS Comoroto, and then looms over him. Wardlow brings Comoroto up and reels him in, and he dares Solo to do something. But Comoroto RAMS Wardlow into steps! Wardlow gets in the ring, Comoroto pursues, and Comoroto ROCKS Wardlow with a forearm. Wardlow hits back but Comoroto ROCKS him again! Wardlow staggers to a corner, Comoroto storms over and throws heavy body shots and haymakers! Wardlow goes to another corner but Comoroto RAMS his shoulder in!

Comoroto brings Wardlow around, but Wardlow tackles him down! Wardlow rains down fists, Comoroto turns it around to do the same, but Wardlow goes for a triangle hold! Comoroto slips out, facelocks and drags Wardlow up to EuroUpper! Comoroto scoops and SLAMS Wardlow, to then drop a HUGE elbow! Comoroto stalks Wardlow to ropes, brings him up in the corner and ROCKS him with a right. Wardlow kicks back, CLUBS Comoroto, but Comoroto RAMS into him again. Comoroto suplexes Wardlow high and hard! Cover, ONE!! Wardlow still has so much power!

Comoroto stalks Wardlow to a corner, and throws big back elbows! Comoroto brings Wardlow around, CLUBS him on the back, and AEW goes to break.

AEW returns and the two throw hands again! Comoroto whips Wardlow to a corner but runs into a BOOT! Wardlow goes up, but Comoroto ROCKS him first! Comoroto trophy lifts Wardlow?! But Wardlow slips off to CHOKE SLAM Comoroto outta nowhere! Fans are fired up as Wardlow drags Comoroto up, reels him in, but Comoroto powers up to Alabama lift Wardlow! Comoroto RAMS Wardlow into buckles, then ALABAM- NO! Wardlow clubs Comoroto on the back to avoid the slam, and he gets Comoroto up for a POWERBOMB!! Even Spears is shocked! Fans want “One More Time!” so Wardlow gives them the encore!

Wardlow reels Comoroto in, POWERBOMB!! The Symphony has only begun as fans want it again! Solo is freaking out, but Wardlow rolls Comoroto up and reels him in, a THIRD POWERBOMB! And then A FOURTH!! Cover, Wardlow wins!

Winner: Wardlow, by pinfall

Spears gets in to celebrate with Wardlow, but Solo is climbing up! Solo leaps, but Wardlow catches him! And pops him around, Spears CHAIR SHOTS Solo! Wardlow is pissed, that almost got Wardlow’s hand! Spears says he knows Wardlow is mad, but he will be honest with him since no one else will, and because Spears loves Wardlow like a “little” brother. This whole Powerbomb Symphony thing “isn’t working.” Fans boo but Spears is pretty sure that’s because he said the word “powerbomb.” This isn’t “getting over,” aka it isn’t popular. Fans chant “One More Time!” because they want Spears to get bombed!

Spears says that a month ago, he said it was fine if Wardlow wanted to do his own thing. Wardlow didn’t listen to Spears about not doing the bombs, and look where they are! Time to get back to basics. Just go for the win! Pin the man! One and done, War Dog! No more powerbombs! Fans boo again but Spears says Wardlow has so much potential. Spears and MJF are so proud of him. Spears hugs Wardlow but fans still want “One More Time!” Wardlow scowls through the hug. Will the Maestro of Mayhem still do what he wants when it comes time for the Face of the Revolution?

 

The Professor’s Five Minute Rookie Challenge: Serena Deeb VS Kayla Sparks!

Another week, another “lesson” from the Professor of Professional Wrestling. She’s already 2-0 in her own challenge, beating both opponents in 3 minutes total. Will Sparks fly and show Serena up?

Deeb CLOBBERS Sparks even before the bell! Deeb takes off her jacket while stepping on Sparks, and then she CHOKES Sparks with the jacket! The ref counts, Deeb lets off at 4 so she won’t be disqualified. Deeb then drags Sparks up to EuroUpper! Sparks staggers, Deeb brings her up by her hair to EuroUpper her in the back! And then Deeb drags Sparks up again, to shove her and CLUB her in the back! Deeb kicks Sparks around and we’re already a minute in. Deeb brings Sparks up, puts her up on the top rope backwards, and then gets her up to climb up from behind. Deeb has the legs, then the arms, ELEVATED GORY STRETCH!

The ref counts, Deeb lets off but keeps Sparks up top. Deeb then traps Deeb in a Tree of Woe, for a THRASHING neck wrench! The ref counts, Deeb lets off at 4 and Sparks flops out of the Tree. Fans boo but Deeb soaks it all up. Deeb drags Sparks up but Sparks throws body shots! We’re two minutes in but Deeb arm-drags Sparks down and SLAMS the arm! Deeb hooks up the arm, omoplata and SNAP! Deeb is toying with Sparks but then she SMASHES the knee over and over! SERENITY LOCK! Sparks taps, Deeb wins!

Winner: Serena Deeb, by submission

Well, it helps when you get such an early advantage. But Deeb still only needed 2 minutes and 30 seconds to win, will anyone ever push her to that full five minutes?

 

Rampage returns with the AEW Women’s World Championship contract signing.

Tony Schiavone presides as Thunder Rosa, Britt Baker, and all of Britt’s helpers are already in the ring. Schiavone says they’re here to sign the contract for the match at Revolution between champion Britt and #1 contender Thunder Rosa. They’ve all read the contract, Rosa tells Britt that they’ll give the people what they want: “A better champion than your cheating ass, PERRA!” Rosa then signs on the dotted line, and she shoves the contract to Britt. Britt tells Rosa that she could’ve just signed, but if she wants to talk, fine. Every time Rosa does talk, Rosa can’t keep Britt’s name out of her mouth.

Britt doesn’t blame Rosa. Because the only time Rosa is relevant is when she’s used in the same sentence as Britt. Rosa really believes she made Britt? “Who made that Lights Out Match, Thunder? Who?” Britt didn’t win, Rosa did. They went to war, drenched in each other’s blood, ready to kill each other, and they made history. And yes, Rosa won. So why was everyone talking about Britt? Britt got the shirt, the action figure, she got it all. Who really won? That is where Rosa really started becoming bitter. And now, every day, we all have to hear how hard Rosa is working, how passionate Rosa is, about women’s wrestling.

But that’s only when Rosa is the one leading the charge, right? And Rosa thinks the title will solve her problems? That it’ll validate her? It might. But Rosa will never be Britt. She will never be the star Britt is, and will never be the pillar she is! Britt was building AEW while Rosa was on YouTube, praying that the company Britt was building would hire her! Rosa will never be the Face of AEW! NEVER! Britt will leave Rosa with this: “Jealousy is just hatred built upon insecurities. You don’t hate me, Thunder. You love me. You love everything about me, you love everything that I have. It’s yourself that you hate, because you will never be Dr. Britt Baker, DMD.”

Britt finally signs her part, then Rosa DIVES Over the table! Hayter goes after Rosa and they brawl! Rebel gets out, because here comes Mercedes Martinez! Mercedes DECKS Rebel, throws her aside, then gets in the ring to get after Hayter! Mercedes has Hayter’s hair but Hayter breaks free, and these two stare down. But then Hayter turns around and Rosa ROCKS her! Mercedes SPINEBUSTERS Hayter through the table! Rosa picks up Britt’s belt, but will she be the rightful owner at Revolution?

 

Mark Henry interviews our main eventers!

Orange Cassidy has a chance to go to the Face of the Revolution, but Cassidy has a question. Does he have to climb something tonight? Wheeler Yuta tells Cassidy no, the ladder match is at Revolution the PPV. You don’t have to climb a ladder or anything tonight. All he has to do to qualify is to beat Anthony Bowens 1v1 in a wrestling match. Oh, yeah, okay, Cassidy can wrestle so that’s fine. Max Caster says no, Cassidy cannot “wrestle,” and he cannot beat Bowens. Bowens is one of the best on the planet! Cassidy thinks he can out wrestle Anthony Bowens with that Macklemore, Ryan Gosling with scurvy lookin ass?

Bowens says Cassidy may want to be the Face of the Revolution, but he has the face of Ellen DeGeneres. Is he even listening? Yo, listen! Cassidy stopped listening hours ago. Ugh. Well, then listen to what they have to say in the arena, smart guy. Yeah, EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed! And that is a mic drop! Well then, looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event! Will the Five Tool Player make sure to beat Freshly Squeezed to a pulp? Or will Cassidy actually get serious and try tonight?

Face of the Revolution Ladder Match Qualifier: Orange Cassidy w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Bowens w/ Max Caster!

There was already plenty of talk but Platinum Max has a diss track! “Yo, Acclaimed got the take up. Yo, Orange Cassidy, you wake up! Yo, I don’t like you. Anthony, he’s about to come fight you. Best Friends, very nice, very evil. But I guess you’re not friends with any Black people…” Seems sus to The Acclaimed. But Connecticut! The Acclaimed have arrived! Will they be going to Orlando’s Addition Financial Arena as part of the ladder match? Or are five tools not enough to stop Sloth Style?

Caster dares Cassidy to spit something and he throws the mic at him. Cassidy picks it up, Wheeler hypes the fans up, and Cassidy says, “Yo. Yo… Okay listen.” He puts one hand up, and puts it in his pocket before giving Caster the “lethal” shin kicks. Caster rushes Cassidy but Cassidy dodges and Wheeler drags him out of the ring! Yuta DECKS Caster, Cassidy dodges Bowens at the bell to shotgun dropkick! Cassidy kips up as Bowens bails out, and Cassidy says, “Word to your mother.” Then he drops the mic to DIVE onto Bowens! Fans fire up as Bowens hits railing and Cassidy gives a lazy fist bump to Yuta.

But then Caster returns, PLATINUM CHAIN PUNCH to Yuta! Bowens pulls Cassidy back, pops him up, and blocks the rana to pop Cassidy around! Electric Chair SLAM to the apron! Fans fire up as Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE loves the Acclaimed!” Bowens puts Cassidy in, covers, ONE! Bowens storms around while medics help Yuta up to the back. Bowens fires off on Cassidy as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Bowens and Caster taunt the fans and soak up the heat before Bowens brings Cassidy up. Bowens suplexes then covers, TWO! Bowens drags Caster back to dig a knee into Cassidy’s back. Bowens pulls the arms back in a motorcycle stretch but Cassidy endures. Cassidy fights up, and wants to put his hands in his pockets! Bowens stops that, but Cassidy keeps trying! Cassidy tries again, but Bowens CLUBS him on the back! Ripcord and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cassidy is still in this but Bowens keeps his cool. Bowens drags Cassidy up and throws him out of the ring.

Bowens then distracts the ref so Caster can CHOKE Cassidy with the chain! Caster drags Cassidy around the way, pushes him into the apron, and then lets off, playing dumb. Bowens goes out, drags Cassidy up and into the ring, and then pulls him to the post. Bowens pulls the arms to dig the post into Cassidy’s shoulder! The ref counts, Bowens lets off at 4 to high-five Caster and soak up the heat. Bowens then gets in the ring to cover, TWO! Bowens is annoyed as he looms over Cassidy. Bowens drags Cassidy up to CHOP him, then CHOP him again! Cassidy goes to a corner but Bowens stomps away!

Bowens soaks up the heat while the ref reprimands. Cassidy crawls but Bowens talks trash right in his face. Cassidy cradles! TWO!! Bowens kicks low, turns Cassidy and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cassidy writhes but Bowens stalks him to a corner. Bowens drags Cassidy up as Rampage returns to single picture. Bowens RAMS Cassidy into buckles, then he drags Cassidy back up to RAM him in again! Fans rally for Cassidy while Bowens talks smack on Cassidy. “Everyone loves the Acclaimed!” Cassidy scissors fingers and then gives a thumbs up! Bowens drags Cassidy up and whips him corner to corner.

Cassidy up tumbles out, blocks Bowens’ attack and bumps Bowens off buckles! Cassidy then runs Bowens side to side to bump him off more buckles! And then back the other way! Bowens staggers, Cassidy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cassidy bounces off and keeps going, he ducks and dodges to tilt-o-whirl but Bowens blocks! Bowens shoves Cassidy away, Caster swipes at him, but Cassidy swipes back. The ref reprimands while Cassidy runs into Bowens’ back elbow! JAB! CHOP! SUPERKICK! Cassidy flounders, Bowens drags him up! Suplex, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Bowens staggers, Cassidy gets up and runs in, to BOOT!

Cassidy brings Bowens around, but Bowens turns Orange Punch into a swinging rack! FACEBUSTER! Bowens keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Cassidy survives and Caster coaches Bowens up. A standing count starts as fans are thunderously rallying. Bowens clamps on with a chinlock then he drags Cassidy up. Torture rack, but Cassidy slips off and shoves. Scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Cassidy gets himself to the apron and Caster backs off. Fans rally and duel as Cassidy makes sure Caster backs off more. Bowens ROCKS Cassidy with an uppercut! Bowens brings Cassidy through ropes, but Cassidy fights it!

Cassidy throws body shots, Bowens CLUBS him on the back! Cassidy and Bowens brawl more, Cassidy fires off so many body shots! Bowens KNEES Cassidy down! Fans are all fired up as Bowens gets Cassidy up, only for Cassidy to back drop Bowens out! The Acclaimed regroup, only for Cassidy to SPRINGBOARD SENTON! Direct hit on both members, and Cassidy gets Bowens back up and in the ring! Cassidy hurries up top, leaps, FLYING DDT! And then tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Bowens survives and both men are down! Fans rally up again as both men stir. Cassidy gets up to his feet but Caster tosses the boombox!

The ref sees that and fights over the boombox with Bowens. Caster gets on the apron but Cassidy swipes at him. Bowens rolls Cassidy up, the ref is late to the count, TWO!! LARIAT from Bowens! Bowens gets Cassidy up and in, CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED! Cover, TWO!! Fans are loving this but Caster is furious! Cassidy flops out of the ring, Bowens distracts the ref, and Caster prepares the chain! But wait, what is this ring crew guy doing creeping up to Caster? He touches Caster on the head? Caster turns around, and SURPRISE! Danhausen is here! And he’s just cursed Caster! Danhausen dodges the platinum punch, and Caster turns around into an ORANGE PUNCH!

Bowens freaks out, Cassidy slingshots in and gets around, ORANGE PUNCH for Bowens!! Cover, Cassidy wins!

Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (advances to the Face of the Revolution)

Keith Lee is Limitless, Wardlow is a Maestro of Mayhem, Will Hobbs is a Powerhouse and Ricky Starks is Absolute, but now this ladder match is FRESHLY SQUEEZED! Will Orange Cassidy be able to get serious enough to overcome such powerful obstacles?


My Thoughts:

A great episode here! For one, AEW loves getting Rampage going with a bang, and the TNT Championship match was definitely the way to do that. Sammy retains and then we get a great little brawl to confirm we’re getting that Tornado Trios match for Revolution. As I said for Dynamite, I’m thinking since Sammy won here, the AHFO finds a way to win at the PPV. But at the same time, it looked like Matt Hardy was doing his best to sabotage Andrade, though in a way that could be spun as him trying to help and it all backfiring. Maybe Kassidy is in the match to take the loss while Hardy and Andrade end up at odds.

That was a good segment from QT Marshall, his “students,” and Hook. Hook continues to be very popular with the fans, he’ll definitely have a match with QT and it will be great whether it’s a squash or an actual challenge for Hook. Meanwhile, things are going as I figured with Serena Deeb. She took a little longer with Kayla Sparks than she did the previous match, slowly but steadily choosing to get closer and closer to that time limit. The fifth “rookie” could be the one that gets Serena, she snaps and beats them up, Shida returns for her revenge. And the contract signing had good promos, and also went as I figured: Rosa attacked, Hayter went after her, Mercedes helped out. There’s still another week left but I would think this is where the math settles, this is Rosa’s chance.

Wardlow VS Comoroto was great stuff, especially given how similar they are. Wardlow of course wins, and Spears had a good promo trying to bury the Powerbomb Symphony. All the more reason Wardlow is going to turn on the Pinnacle. Lambert and Men of the Year sticking together this long is whatever, but it makes sense Scorpio still wants a shot at the TNT title. Sammy VS Scorpio would be a pretty good match, with winner of that facing the Face of the Revolution winner. We got another great interview promo segment before the main event, and that main event was great stuff. It was certainly one of Bowens’ best singles matches, but I figured Cassidy would win this. He’s definitely an underdog in the ladder match, given who else is in it, maybe he ends up the winner?

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (8/17/22)

American Dragon VS Dragonslayer!

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AEW House of the Dragon

Dynamite becomes the House of the Dragon!

AEW has an epic rematch between Bryan Danielson and Daniel Garcia, in a Best Two Out of Three Falls match! Will Red Death truly slay the American Dragon?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best 2 out of 3 Falls: Bryan Danielson VS Daniel Garcia; Bryan wins.
  • Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS ???; No Contest.
  • Gunn Club VS The Varsity Blonds; Gunn Club wins.
  • Toni Storm VS KiLynn King; Storm wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championship Tournament, Opening Round: La Faccion Ingobernable VS The Young Bucks & Kenny Omega; The Bucks & Omega win and advance.

PLAY BY PLAY

CM Punk is here!

The Best of the World is back and the fans in Charleston, West Virginia are fired up to see him! Especially since he has THE AEW World Championship belt on his shoulder. No stage diving this time, though, he’s being a bit more careful this time. Punk goes to the ring and gets the mic as fans chant his name. “I’m trying to put my tough guy game face on before I came out here, and you guys just ruined it all by making me smile. I don’t got the prettiest smile. What I do have is the prettiest belt! Haven’t been here in some time, and I’ve got some business to attend to. Some things very, very important. Some things not so important.

“I want to get the not so important things outta the way. Where are we? Where are wee tonight? There’s somebody from around these parts that I would like to challenge to a rematch and I would like to do it right here, right now, for you beautiful people.” Fans cheer for that, they wanna see it, too! Punk sits down cross-legged and tells Hangman Adam Page, “You want that rematch, you got it right here, right now. Let’s go!” Fans are fired up for the “Cowboy Sh*t” that could go down, but where is he? Punk checks his mic, but no Hangman, and fans boo. Punk says that’s why this isn’t important. That isn’t Cowboy Sh*t, that’s Coward Sh*t!

“A little bit of advice that I suggest you take: The apology must as loud and as public as the disrespect!” And if anyone else has a problem with THE CHAMPION, Punk suggests they come on down! “Everyone wants to be the champ until it’s time to do champ sh*t!” Fans agree with that as they chant Punk’s name. “Ladies and gentlemen, I understand that Jon Moxley’s got a lot of fans. And he can be number one in your heart, but he’s not number one in this ring. I am THE AEW Champion!!” Punk knows what it takes to be the best, to talk a big game and say you’re the best, and to breathe that into existence.

He also knows what it is like to lose. Punk has lost big, but Moxley has always been number two, there has always been someone who has Mox’s number, and it’s Punk! Boo if you want, but let him know when he’s lying. “Jon Moxley is the third best guy in his own group, and that seems to be a reoccurring theme in his career.” Fans are stunned to hear that. Punk says, “That doesn’t make him a bad guy, but that doesn’t make him the best either.” Punk is the best, but yes, Mox has been carrying the torch when Punk broke his foot. Moxley talks about breaking bones and drinking blood, but between the two of them, the only one’s who has broken bones is Punk! It was his own, but still!

So again, tell Punk when he’s telling lies. Moxley has been INTERIM AEW Champion. Look that word up, it means “temporary.” And Punk is willing to test himself against Moxley, but is Moxley willing to test himself against his best friends? Let’s talk about those friends. Mox’s best friend is the third best Eddie that Punk’s ever faced. And the second best Kingston! These people aren’t number one at anything! Tell Punk when he’s telling a lie! Fans have to admit, he’s got a point. Punk says he’s missed the fans, and he’s missed competing in the ring. He’s been wanting to defend this title on a PPV, and that will be All Out, September 4th, Chicago, Illinois!

Punk is ready to test his belt against Moxley’s “number two with a bullet.” Punk is willing to test his foot! The funny thing is, heading into Chicago, Moxley isn’t even the first Jon/John that Punk beats in Chicago for a title! And he’s certainly not number one there, either. But say his name enough and here he comes! Jon Moxley is heading to the ring but Punk taunts Moxley over the time he takes to make it to the ring. Punk does “mat angels” as Moxley and his AEW World Championship belt go through the crowd. Moxley does make it to ringside, he does get a mic and he does get in the ring to stand there across from Punk.

Fans cheer for Moxley, and Moxley says, “Look out, ladies and gentlemen, CM Punk is dropping pipe bombs! Doing what he does best: writing checks with his mouth that his body can’t cash.” Moxley makes sure to point at Punk’s foot with that. And Moxley tells Punk he’s living in a fantasy land! In Punk’s mind, he’s the best wrestler in the world. But most times, Punk’s not even the best wrestler in catering. Punk thinks his mic in his hand is power. But this is the real world, and that’s just a microphone. And all the words Punk says into it don’t mean sh*t. That belt on Punk’s shoulder don’t mean sh*t. Punk says, “Who’s living in a fantasy world now?”

Moxley says, “To be fair, right now, this belt don’t mean sh*t. Not until I beat you!” Moxley says he IS the heart and soul of AEW, and every time they call him “Interim,” he thinks of Punk and that makes him sick! Punks says, “Good! You can be the ‘heart and soul’, I’ll bet he dollars and the cents!” Both men throw the belts down and inch a bit closer. Punk asks Mox if he’s done talking. Mox says we all know Punk only came to AEW because he ran out of money, so don’t give Mox that. “Being the best is about heart and soul and guts and fighting spirit, and we both know that you ran out of fighting spirit a long time ago.”

Now both men are face to face! Mox says if Punk wants to prove him wrong, then do something about it. But Mox doesn’t think Punk’s gonna do sh*t. Punk says they have a match at the PPV, which Punk will soundly defeat Moxley in. But if Punk touches Moxley now, Punk’s afraid Moxley will just start bleeding all over him. They get forehead to forehead, Moxley puts his hands back behind him to give Punk an open shot. Punk pushes Moxley away, but Moxley comes back with a peck on the cheek! AND A SLAP! The haymakers start flying and fans are fired up for it! Moxley and Punk scrap, security and officials rush in, and fans boo!

Moxley and Punk are separated but Moxley throws off his shirt! Punk eggs Moxley on, security is a wall between them, and fans boo more. Moxley tosses his belt out of the ring, then eggs Punk on! Punk tries to get after Moxley, and Moxley LEAPS onto the pile! The scrum continues but is quickly broken up. Fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” and Moxley gets a chair! Moxley tosses it into the ring, and Punk uses it to take a seat! Punk eggs Mox on again, and Mox slides in! They make contact, but the security pulls them apart again! Fans boo some more, but Moxley finds an opening on the other side of the ring! The brawl is back on!

Wait, security just pulls them apart again. Fans boo as the ebb and flow just keeps going, but it seems we’ll all have to wait until Sunday, September 4th. What happens when Punk and Moxley go all out to determine an UNDISPUTED AEW World Champion?

 

Backstage interview with “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs.

Tony Schiavone is with Hobbs and references what we saw last week concerning himself, Ricky Starks and The Factory. Schiavone thought Starks & Hobbs were friends, so why did Hobbs betray Starks? Hobbs says he doesn’t need friends! “Ricky Starks, you proved to the whole world, your true colors came out, you told the world that you were okay with losing. I’m not okay with losing, Ricky! For two years, you got to walk around here and parade around like you’re some God’s gift to this business. You got to hide behind Powerhouse Hobbs’ back, because you knew I would get the job done.”

Hobbs was hired for one thing: make sure Starks stayed champion. And Starks couldn’t do it! Now Ricky, Hobbs not only breaks backs, he also breaks necks. And as far as The Factory goes, Hobbs has something for them, too! Will the Powerhouse turn into a juggernaut and demolish everyone in his way?

 

Best 2 out of 3 Falls: Bryan Danielson VS Daniel Garcia!

The American Dragon fought hard against Red Death, but was screwed over by The Wizard! Sounds like Game of Thrones, but it’s pro-wrestling! Or as the Jericho Appreciation Society calls it, “Sports Entertainment.” However, Bryan dares Garcia to look inside himself and decide: Is he the Best Technical Sports Entertainer? Or is he the Best Technical Pro-Wrestler? With Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat as the special guest timekeeper, will the Dragonslayer slay the American Dragon? Or will he JOIN the American Dragon in the Blackpool Combat Club?

But first, Chris Jericho joins commentary! Fans sing Judas for him as he joins Excalibur, Taz, and Good ol’ JR, then Bryan makes his entrance. Bryan shakes hands with Steamboat, then Garcia makes his entrance, complete with a new Dragonslayer logo on his tron. The bell rings on the first fall and fans rally up. The two circle, feel out the grapple, and Bryan shoots in to get a leg. Bryan trips Garcia but Garcia fights back and trips Bryan. Garcia goes for a leg, but Bryan trips him back and rains down forearms! Garcia guards but Bryan moves around. Garcia slips out, back mounts, but Bryan stands up.

Garcia is a backpack but Bryan snapmares and rolls! It’s a rough landing but Garcia holds on, then he drags Bryan around. Bryan slips out, throws body shots from above, then has a KNEEBAR! Garcia moves around to stand up, and he has a HEEL HOOK! Bryan endures, stomps at Garcia’s face but Garcia gives those back! They stomp and kick each other back and forth, but Bryan puts on a HEEL HOOK of his own! Fans cheer this technical exchange and the two end up in the ropes! The ref counts, the two let each other go, but then Garcia BOOTS Bryan into a corner! Garcia eggs Bryan on while fans boo.

Bryan stands up, they reset, tie up, and Garcia puts Bryan in a corner. Fans rally for Bryan as Garcia smothers him, but the ref counts. Garcia lets off to SLAP Bryan! Bryan keeps cool as AEW goes picture in picture.

Garcia taunts Bryan but Bryan puts his dukes up. Bryan KICKS Garcia’s leg, then eggs Garcia on. Garcia returns but Bryan KICKS the leg again! They tie up, Bryan SLAPS Garcia now, and Garcia wobbles a bit. Garcia throws some testing jabs but Bryan shrugs those off. Bryan throws body shots, then SMACKS Garcia! Bryan suplexes high and hard, covers, TWO! Bryan drags Garcia around by a leg, turns him over and hooks up the legs. Bryan reaches for the arms, brings them back, and then up and up and ROMERO SPECIAL! Garcia endures being held overhead, then Bryan sets him down to fishhook the nose!

The ref reprimands but Bryan throws haymakers onto Garcia’s head, then ROCKS him with a forearm! Garcia falls forward, out of the leg hooks, and fans rally up. Bryan paces, watches Garcia get up, and then KICKS him in the chest! Garcia is right up to CHOP! Bryan smirks and Garcia eggs him on. Bryan CHOPS back, so Garcia CHOPS again. Bryan smirks, dusts that off, and fans rally up more. Bryan and Garcia talk some trash, Garcia SLAPS Bryan! Bryan squats and Garcia kicks at him. Garcia eggs Bryan on, Bryan snarls and stands back up. Bryan stares Garcia down as AEW returns to single picture, and the forearms fire off! Bryan KICKS away on Garcia in the corner!

Fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” with every shot! Bryan goes corner to corner to DROPKICK! Bryan puts Garcia up top, climbs up after him, then SUPER STEINERS, but Garcia rolls it to a sunset flip! TWO! Bryan EuroUppers, Garcia CHOPS, but Bryan EuroUppers again! Garcia CHOPS, Bryan EuroUppers, Garcia kicks low then EuroUppers back. Garcia whips Bryan to a corner, Bryan goes up and over, then keeps moving! Bryan ducks and dodges but Garcia spins him for a BUTTERFLY SUPLEX into the ARMBAR! Bryan sits up, fans rally up, and Bryan clasps hands. Bryan fights but Garcia pushes him down!

Bryan rolls through, leg capture and BACK SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Garcia escapes but Bryan goes for the legs! Bryan ties the legs up, rains down forearms, and then hooks an arm! REGAL STRETCH!! Bryan makes his mentor proud while Garcia endures to make his mentor proud! Garcia crawls, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets off, Garcia bails out, and Bryan builds speed! Bryan WRECKS Garcia with a dropkick! Then he goes to the apron to FLYING- NO, Garcia dodges the knee to SAIDO to the floor! Fans are torn as Garcia stands back up. Garcia drags Bryan up with a facelock and he puts Bryan in the ring.

Fans rally and Garcia looms over Bryan. Garcia sits Bryan up for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! That’s a very BCC move! Fans boo but Jericho loves it! Garcia gets the legs, SHARP- NO, Bryan spins it through! Bryan kicks Garcia down into the TRIANGLE HOLD! Garcia is caught but he stands up. Bryan throws hands but Garcia hooks Bryan up! PILEDRIVER!! Omoplata and DRAGON SLEEPER!!! Bryan is fading, the fans rally, but he’s OUT! That’s the first fall to Garcia!

Bryan: 0; Garcia: 1

The ref checks if Bryan is okay to continue, but Garcia says this is just the first fall! This isn’t over until he has his second! The ref starts a standing count, if Bryan can’t answer it, he’s lost! Garcia backs off to watch Bryan, and we’re past 5 of 10! Bryan crawls and stands at 8, so Garcia CLOBBERS him! Garcia stomps a mudhole while fans boo! Garcia lets off at the ref’s count to soak up the heat, then he storms back up on Bryan. Garcia stands Bryan up, EuroUppers, and CHOPS! Bryan looks dazed but Garcia brings him up to CHOP again! Garcia soaks up more heat while fans boo and he goes corner to corner. Garcia runs in to SHOTGUN Bryan, and AEW goes to break!

AEW returns and Garcia is stomping away on Bryan at the ropes! Fans boo Garcia and the ref counts, but Garcia stands on Bryan’s head! Garcia lets off and the ref checks Bryan. Bryan’s busted open from a DDT to bare concrete that happened during the break, but it isn’t too bad yet. Garcia drags Bryan from the ropes, kicks him more, and fans rally up. Bryan huffs and puffs as Garcia keeps kicking, and fans fire up! Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Garcia’s leg, but Garcia WRINGS the arm! Then omoplata, and the DRAGON SLEEPER! Bryan fights up, so Garcia INVERTED SUPLEXES him, and still has the DRAGON SLEEPER!

Bryan endures so Garcia rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans boo as the DRAGON SLEEPER is back on! But Bryan rolls forward to make it a cover, and he gets the fall!!

Bryan: 1; Garcia: 1

And now we’re all tied up! Garcia can’t believe it but the fans are thunderous! Now it’s sudden death! And Garcia hammers away on Bryan’s bloody forehead! Jericho blames the ref for making a mistake but Garcia just soaks up the heat. Bryan is in a corner, Garcia runs corner to corner, but Bryan dodges! Garcia’s dropkick misses and Garcia ends up in a Tree of Woe! Bryan KICKS away on Garcia! Bryan sits Garcia up, climbs up after him, then rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” and then Bryan brings Garcia up. Garcia resists, but Bryan SPIDER GERMAN SUPLEXES him away!

Bryan sits up and fans are thunderous! Bryan adjusts, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS Garcia all the way to the other corner! Garcia bails out as fans fire up again. Bryan kips up and fans are loving it! Bryan snarls and builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit at the corner! Bryan drags Garcia up to KICK and KICK and KICK! Bryan POSTS Garcia! And then YANKS Garcia into the post! And again! But Garcia YANKS Bryan! Bryan YANKS Garcia! Garcia YANKS Bryan, and both men fall over! Fans fire up and rally behind Bryan. Bryan and Garcia stir as the ring count climbs. The count reaches 5 of 10 but Garcia gets in at 7! Bryan flops at 8, but he’s back up and in at 9!

Fans are thunderous as now Garcia is also busted open! AEW goes picture in picture as the ref checks both men. They’re both okay to continue, even though Garcia’s a bit dazed. Garcia crawls forward after Bryan, talks trash on him, but Bryan just shouts at Garcia back! Garcia SLAPS Bryan but Bryan eggs him on. Garcia CHOPS, but Bryan still eggs him on! Fans rally, Garcia CHOPS, but Bryan just sits back! Garcia CHOPS but Bryan just does an ab crunch! Garcia runs to PENALTY KICK! Bryan does another ab crunch! PENALTY KICK! Ab crunch! Garcia CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS but Bryan doesn’t fall over!

Garcia runs again, into a HUGE forearm from Bryan! Garcia goes down and fans fire up as Bryan stays send. Bryan flips Garcia off, that’s a JAS thing! Garcia sit sup, and Bryan KICKS him! And KICKS him! And KICKS, but Garcia eggs Bryan on now! So Bryan KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Garcia SWATS one, then CLOBBERS Bryan from behind! Garcia gest the legs, steps through, SHARPSHOOTER! Bryan endures the “Dragon Tamer” as AEW returns to single picture! And Garcia sits back deep! Bryan endures, hooks an arm, and drags Garcia out of his hold into the omoplata! Garcia moves around, rolls through, but Bryan stays hooked on!

Bryan reaches and finishes the LEBELL LOCK! Garcia rolls it back to a cover, TWO!! Garcia choke grips, Bryan breaks free, but Garcia SLAPS him again! Bryan staggers, Garcia runs in at the corner, DROPKICK! Bryan stays up to SLAP Garcia! ROLLING- NO, Garcia ducks to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Garcia steals something of Bryan’s! Knuckle lock cover, TWO!! Garcia and Bryan are in a test of strength as Bryan sits up, and they go forehead to bloody forehead! Garcia ROCKS Bryan, and Bryan ROCKS Garcia, but the knuckle locks don’t break! Another round of forearms back and forth, Garcia gets the edge and Bryan drops to his knees!

Fans rally as the knuckle locks stay clamped on! Bryan fights to his feet and he ROCKS Garcia over and over. Garcia hits back, the forearms keep going, and now Garcia leans onto Bryan. Bryan stands him up to ROCK him again and again and again! Garcia is down and Bryan rains down the shots! Bryan gets the wrists, but Garcia monkey flips! To steal the DRAGON STOMPS! Jericho is loving this but fans boo! Garcia lets off but Bryan trips him up! Bryan HEADBUTTS Garcia again and again, then gives him DRAGON STOMPS! Bryan lets go of one arm to focus on the stomps! Then the TRIANGLE, with HAMMERING ELBOWS!!

Garcia endures, fights to his feet, and he deadlifts Bryan! But Bryan drags him back down and throws more elbows! Garcia fires hands and the fans are loving the scrap! Bryan uses Garcia’s haymakers to turn the move around into the LEBELL LOCK!! Garcia endures, reaches out, Jericho cheers him on but fans want him to tap! Bryan catches the arm to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOW!! LEBELL LOCK!!! Garcia is OUT, the ref calls it for Bryan!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by submission, 2-1

Sports Entertainer or Pro-Wrestler, those are just labels, because this was a battle of two fighters! But in the end, Garcia falls and Bryan is the winner! And yet, Garcia’s fighting spirit keeps him reaching for Bryan. Bryan and the fans applaud for the heart the Dragonslayer has, but did what Bryan say last week get through to Garcia? Is Garcia going to be BCC? Bryan offers Garcia a hand but Garcia stands up on his own. Jericho leaves commentary to CLOBBER Bryan! Jericho rains down fists because he’s the sore loser here! But Garcia pushes Jericho away?! Fans fire up for that, but Jericho is confused and furious!

Jericho asks Garcia why he just did that. Is he thinking of changing? Garcia slaps the accusing finger away! Jericho points his other finger, because he wants Garcia to think long and hard about what he does next. Fans chant “You’re a Wrestler!” at Garcia, but will he listen to them? Or will he still follow the Jericho Appreciation Society?

 

Backstage interview with Private Party and Swerve In Our Glory.

Schiavone notes that this Friday on Rampage, it will be these two teams fighting over the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Swerve says “You’re welcome, by the way.” Marq Quen asks, “For what? Last week, you guys disrespected us, talking about how we’re not ranked. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re number five!” Isiah Kassidy makes sure Swerve knows it by holding up five fingers. Keith Lee steps forward and Private Party steps back. Schiavone steps in to remind them all of the No Physicality Agreement.

Swerve says Private Party’s been here how long and this is the closest they’ve gotten to the tag titles? “Winning ain’t nothing new to Swerve In Our Glory, Keith Lee and myself. You need to respect your elders, because you could learn a thing or two from us.” Keith adds, “And after you Swerve In Our Glory, then you can walk your happy asses back down the ladder.” Kassidy says Keith embarrassed him once. It won’t happen again. And on top of that, Private Party takes these titles back to New York. FACTS. BLAOW! See you Friday, baby. Kassidy & Quen are confident now, but will they be popping bottles or sharing ice packs after Rampage?

 

Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling VS ???

But wait! Moxley attacks the Premier Athlete on the stage! And then he CLOBBERS Smart Mark! Then Moxley storms to the ring and grabs the mic! “C M PUNK! I’ve been waiting too damn long for you to come back, I’m sick of waiting! You wanna unify these belts? I say let’s do it right now! Let’s get this sh*t over with!” Fans are ready for that, too! Moxley throws off his hoodie and waits, and here comes Punk! But officials and security try to stop him before he gets to ringside! Moxley rushes out to meet him at the ramp! Fans fire up as they brawl but again they are separated! Moxley returns to the ring, Punk pursues, and the security swarm in again!

Fans boo as Punk is dragged away from the ring. The BCC’s Claudio and Yuta even show up to hold Moxley back. As much as Moxley and Punk want this fight, everyone else in AEW is doing their best to delay this until All Out! Moxley storms off through the crowd and the BCC follow, will this grudge even wait for September?

 

Backstage interview with the Jericho Appreciation Society.

Schiavone has Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, and Chris Jericho himself, and brings up what we saw at the end of Bryan VS Garcia. Is there possibly some dissention in the ranks? Jericho says he is giving “Danny” a pass for tonight, that was hell of a match. Maybe after getting dropped on his head, he’s a little fuzzy and didn’t realize what he was doing putting his hands on Jericho. Maybe Garcia is wavering back and forth between Bryan and Jericho, but we need to know for sure. Next week, live on Dynamite, Jericho wants to talk with Garcia, face to face, in the ring, man to man! Whose side is Garcia on? Garcia better make the right choice.

But then Ricky Steamboat walks in! He tells Jericho that he’s watched Garcia. And that young kid is coming into his own. Jericho agrees, but then Steamboat says Garcia doesn’t need Jericho or Menard & Parker. Jericho is the same guy Steamboat knew 14, 15 years ago. The same hair, same get up and go. If anyone should mentor Garcia, Steamboat says Bryan is the better choice. Oh, really? Is that what you think, Steamboat? Typical goody-two-shoes Steamboat! Jericho hasn’t liked Steamboat for those same 15 years, so he better keeps his hands off Jericho and stay out of his business! Jericho storms off, and Parker tells Steamboat to stay out of their business!

Parker tells Steamboat to look at him when he’s talking! Stay out of- BOP! Steamboat’s still got a hard right! Will that teach the JAS not to anger The Dragon?

 

Gunn Club VS The Varsity Blonds!

Austin & Colten lost in the Dumpster Match but they did beat #Beardhausen. And yet, Daddy Ass is still not happy with how his sons are competing. Will they finally get Papa Gunn’s approval? Or will Brian Pillman Jr. & Griff Garrison expose them as the Ass Boys they are?

The teams sort out and Austin starts with the Ivy League MVP. Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS!” and Griff adds on. Austin frowns as he circles with Griff, but then he SUCKER PUNCHES BPJ! Then he CLOBBERS Griff! Colten tags in, he CLOBBES Griff, then LARIATS him! Colten reels Griff up, and hits the COLT 45!! Cover, Gunn Club wins!!

Winners: Gunn Club, by pinfall

Quick on the draw and that gets Austin & Colten the win! Fans boo but Billy gets the mic. “Hold on, hold on. That right there is what I’ve been trying to tell you for the past couple weeks. That’s what you have to do. That’s what gets things done. Just to know that I am super proud of you. I have been hard on you, but I am proud of you.” And Billy says he has done a lot of really great things in his career. But the one thing that has been able to work is these two right here, that is a fact. The Gunns hug it out and fans boo. But then here comes Stokely Hathaway! Is he still trying to recruit the Gunn sons? WAIT, AUSTIN ATTACKS BILLY!

Billy staggers from the blindside, then Colt DECKS him!! The fans can’t believe the sons are turning on their father! They’re raining down fists and choking him out! But here comes THE ACCLAIMED! Max Caster & Anthony Bowens slide in to run the Ass Boys off! Bowens gets the mic, and fans fire up as he and Caster look to Billy. Bowens offers the scissors! “SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!!” And they do~! Will Billy and his boys take out Stokely and Billy’s sons?

 

AEW shares exclusive footage from last week.

Sonjay Dutt, Jay Lethal & Satnam Singh were fuming over Wardlow & FTR running them off! Sonjay thought Wardlow was a big man who could do it all! Wardlow could take out Sonjay, Lethal and Satnam all at once! But no, he can’t do nothing! He needed back up in Cash & Dax! So how ’bout this?! Trios match! Wardlow & FTR VS Lethal, Sonjay & Satnam, the biggest show of the year, ALL OUT! Sonjay swears to punch them in the face! Lethal says that they beat Wardlow down so bad, FTR noticed and felt bad for him, that’s why they came to help him. But now FTR’s made an enemy out of the three of these guys! Lethal doesn’t respect FTR!

Satnam dares Wardlow to try and powerbomb him. Will Lethal and company be the ones regretting challenging the faction formerly known as The Pinnacle to a fight?

 

Death Triangle speaks.

Pac is back from his All-Atlantic Championship defense tour, and he calls out the United Empire’s Aussie Open and “William Ospreay.” Or rather, “Billy.” And “Billy” apparently likes to parade around the industry like the very best Britain has ever produced. “Well I beg to differ. And me and you, bonnie lad, we have unfinished business. So let’s just say, I’m looking forward to next week. Very much so.” And with his brothers beside him, his familia, they’re an unstoppable unit built for this tournament! And if you haven’t heard just how dangerous they are, well you must’ve had your head in a box. “Gentlemen, we’ll see you in Cleveland. I hope you’re ready.” Will Penta, Fenix and the Bastard be the ones conquering the Empire in The Land?

 

Jungle Boy is here!

Charleston loves seeing Jungle Jack Perry and his pyro! JB goes to the ring and gets a mic while fans sing along with his theme song. Fans chant his name and JB says, “Thank you, thank you. A couple weeks ago, I came out here with a special T-shirt on. And it actually got me in a lot of trouble. I was asked, ‘Please, never wear that shirt on television again ever.'” Fans boo the censorship and JB agrees, but it was fair. “But boy, oh boy, did that shirt hit the nail on the head. Because for weeks now, I have tried to hit Christian Cage every chance I got. I tried to hit him with my  hands, I tried to hit him with a chair, I even tried to hit him with a car.”

And Christian has done absolutely nothing in return! Like, JB personally, he’d never just take that, but that’s him. So the way JB sees it, either he can continue to chase Christian as long as he has to until he gets his hands on Christian, which he will. Or… Christian can man up and face JB at ALL OUT!! Fans like the sound of that! Unless, of course, that shirt was right, and Christian Cage is just too big of a- Wait! Here comes Captain Charisma after all! Christian says hold on a second here! “So Jungle Boy, you’re challenging me to a match at All Out, huh? Well, my answer… is NO!” Fans boo because they knew he’d say that!

Christian says this isn’t for why they all think. We saw last week that Luchasaurus plowed through security, and then got himself suspended for headbutting an official in the head! This is getting out of hand! Christian wants JB to know that at the end of the day, Christian is proud of him. JB is confident now, speaking for himself, when a little over a year ago, it was like he was from right here in Charleston and couldn’t formulate a sentence. Fans boo again, but Christian says he had to go home after last week and had to do some reflecting. So this is what Christian came up with. Christian says he’s just going to get in the ring so he can talk to JB more directly.

Christian says obviously, frustrations boiled over when JB lost the tag titles. They both said some things and did some things that neither of them really meant. JB got a bit personal with Christian, but he understands. Now listen, hold on. Christian doesn’t wanna fight JB, he doesn’t wanna wrestle JB, he wants to fix this. He wants to fix this, Jack. He wants to go on another run like they had, and Christian promises to take JB to “The Promised Land.” JB doesn’t get what Christian is getting at, and fans chant, “BULL SH*T!” Christian says these people have never accomplished anything in their lives so they don’t know what Christian’s talking about.

Christian says he’s talking about championships for JB. At the end of the day, they’re family, and Christian loves JB. JB is like a son to him. So come back home. Christian offers a hug, but fans boo. JB thinks about it, asks if Christian means all that, and Christian nods. JB TACKLES Christian! And rains down fists! Then CLOBBERS him again! For more fists! Christian scrambles away but can’t get away! JB drags him in and CLOBBERS him again! Christian shoves JB away and crawls out of the ring but JB pursues! LOW BLOW!! Christian RAMS JB into railing! Captain Charisma shouts, “I hate your guts, you piece of crap!”

Christian drags JB up to SMACK off the apron, then brings him around to whip, but JB reverses! Christian hits steel steps hard! JB drags him up to dribble him off the steps! JB says Christian is not his family, or his friend! He stands up on the steps, stands on Christian’s arm, and then STMOPS it!! Fans fire up for JB showing his edge, and he tells Christian is a POS! He dribbles Christian against steps more, but referees and security rush out! They drag JB off Christian, will Christian even be able to wrestle JB at this point?

 

FTR & Wardlow speak.

Cash Wheeler says last week, we saw the return of “7 Star FTR” to AEW and they stood and fought side-by-side with the War Dog. Make no mistake, Wardlow doesn’t need help, he didn’t ask for it, but there was no way in hell FTR was going to let Wardlow get jumped by those three clowns. So if Lethal and company have a problem with that, come find them. If they want a Trios match, all they had to do is ask. Nobody messes with The Pinnacle. And Wardlow tells “big man” Satnam Singh, “I don’t care how big you are. Anybody and everybody gets powerbomb’d.”

Dax Harwood says that at one time, Jay Lethal was the best wrestler in the world. Some may still do that today. But Dax will say this much. In his mind, today on August 17th, “Dax the Ax” is the new best pro-wrestler on this planet, and he says that with as much humility as he can muster up! If Lethal has a problem with the three of them, then next week, Dax the Ax VS Jay Lethal, 1v1! What does Lethal say? #TopGuysOut!

 

Toni Storm VS KiLynn King!

The Lightning From Down Under is once again #1 contender, mostly in part because Kris Statlander goes down with injury. But will Storm be able to hold onto that position? Or will the King of Krazy snatch all that momentum away in her return to Dynamite?

The AEW Women’s World Champion, and Storm’s tag team partner, Thunder Rosa is watching this in the back, both to support a friend and also to keep an eye on her potential challenger. The bell rings, Storm and King circle, then tie up. Fans rally, the two go around, and King waistlocks to SLAM Storm! But Storm goes after a leg! King spins through, rolls Storm up, ONE! Storm Oklahoma Rolls, TWO! Storm headlocks but King endures the grind. King pries the hold, but Storm cranks it on! King headlocks back, hits a takeover, and she grinds Storm into the mat. Fans rally for Storm and she fights up to power out.

Storm runs, King ducks but Storm redirects herself! King dodges the basement dropkick, then drop toeholds Storm! King runs, but Storm avoids the basement dropkick to hit the basement dropkick! Fans fire up and Storm runs in at the corner, only for King to put on the apron! King elbows Storm, then hops up and up to FLYING KNEE Storm down! Fans fire up and King builds speed, but Storm avoids the wrecking ball dropkick! Storm then uses the apron for the TORNADO- NO! King blocks the DDT to RAM Storm into the apron! And then RAM her into railing! Fans fire up while Storm falls over, and AEW goes picture in picture.

Storm writhes while the ring count starts and King stomps Storm. King puts Storm in at 4 of 10, has her in a corner, and stomps her down. The ref counts, King drags Storm up to CHOP back down! King backs off but says she’ll do that one more time. King stands Storm up to CHOP her again! Storm staggers away to another corner and King storms up on her. King stands Storm up but Storm ducks the chop to CHOP ack! And again, and again, and again! Storm fires up, runs in, but King goes up and over to mule kick! And then NORTHERN LIGHTS! Cover, TWO! Storm is still in this but King keeps her cool.

King sits Storm up, hooks her up in a grounded abdominal stretch, and even adds a top wristlock. Storm endures and fans rally up, but King SLAPS Storm in the side! And again! And then rains down forearms! King drags Storm up, whips her to a corner, and run sin, but into a BOOT! Storm elbows King then goes up the corner! King hurries to ROCK Storm first! And CLUB her down onto the top rope! King hammers away but lets off as the ref counts! King goes corner to corner, to TOP SHELF KNEE! Storm is still stuck up top and King turns her around. King climbs up behind Storm to CLUB her down, but Storm throws elbows!

King CLUBS Storm then stands her up, for a SUPER BACK- CROSSBODY!! Storm turns it just in time but that landing is still a rough one! Both women are down and a standing count begins. Fans rally up, AEW returns to single picture, and Storm stands at 5 of 10. Storm throws counter punches on King, then forearm after forearm after forearm! King wobbles, Storm kicks low and FISHERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO! It was good but it wasn’t perfect. Storm drags King up but King throws her away to SOBAT! King runs, BOOTS Storm, and Storm goes to a corner. King runs in corner to corner but blocks a boot!

King hauls Storm up for a ELEVATED SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO!! Storm survives and King can’t believe it! King drags Storm up, CLUBS her, then pump handles and half nelsons. Storm slips out of the lift to GERMAN SUPLEX! King flounders to a corner and Storm goes to the opposite end. Fans fire up as Storm runs in, HIP ATTACK! The “Sweet Cheeks Music” is a hit, and Storm hits a TORNADO DDT! King flounders, Storm drags her up, SATELLITE DDT! Cover, Storm wins!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall

The #1 contender stays the #1 contender, and Rosa applauds, though not that excitedly. Will Rosa wish someone else was her challenger? Or will she welcome the rematch with Storm?

 

AEW hears from The Trustbusters and Best Friends.

Ari Daivari says, “The more gold around your waist, the more green in your bank account.” But Chuck Taylor calls them out. The Trustbusters think they can win the Trios Tournament going against Best Friends? Trent says that trio is only together because Ari pays them. These guys are real-life best friends! But Sonny Kiss says no one cares about Orange Cassidy or his dorky friends. Trent says their unit is strong, while Trustbusters are weak AF. Ari says this Friday, the Trustbusters take one step closer to becoming the inaugural AEW World Trios Champions! Best Friends put their hands in, Trios titles on three. One, two, three, RAMPTRIO- Wait. Trios Tournament.

 

But there’s even more on Rampage!

On top of the Trios Tournament continuing, and on top of the AEW World Tag Team Championship match, we will see the televised return of Penelope Ford as she takes on the Fallen Goddess and #3 ranked contender, Athena! Plus, we will hear from ROH World Champion, Claudio Castagnoli on what is next for his title, and Hook will have his first defense of the FTW Championship against “The Reality,” Zack Clayton!

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

It seems that since Punk and Moxley are not waiting, neither is AEW! The Best in the World and the Blue Eyed Battler put it all on the line! We will have an UNDISPUTED AEW World Champion before All Out! Who will leave with gold in The Land to head for the Windy City?

 

AEW World Trios Championship Tournament, Opening Round: La Faccion Ingobernable VS The Young Bucks & ???

To make their trio complete, Andrade and Rush bring in Rush’s own brother, Dragon Lee! However, last we knew, Matt & Nick Jackson were at a loss for who would be their partner. Hangman Page turned them down so that he could support The Dark Order, and The Undisputed Elite cut ties with them completely, so who do the Bucks have left?

Brandon Cutler does follow the Bucks out there, but that’s always part of the entrance since he’s vlogging for them. Is the cold spray supplying cameraman their partner by default? He’s unzipping his tracksuit jacket and he tells the ring announcer to read this note. Justin Roberts unfolds the full page and says, “And now… He has held frankly an unbelievable amount of singles titles.” WAIT! Can it be?! “He is a two-time NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champion, and two-time KOD Six Man Tag Team Champion.

“He had the longest reign of 346 days as AEW World Champion. He is a PWI Top 500 #1 ranked wrestler, Wrestling Observer Wrestler of the Year, and Sports Illustrated Wrestler of the Year. While he sometimes uses the airport in NOOORTH~ CAROLINA~, his only go-to candy bar is always the Charleston Chew. He weighed in at 224 pounds to wrestle in his first match tonight in 277 days. He is… KENNY! OOOOOOOOOMEEEEGAAA~!” IT IS!! The Cleaner, the Best Bout Machine, the OmegaMan, IS BACK!! Darn it, so is Don Callis… But we’ll take the good with the bad, can THE! ELITE! THE THE ELITE! Take over the entire tournament?

The trios sort out and fans are already thunderous! They chant “Welcome Back!” for Omega, but Nick starts against Dragon Lee. The two circle, Lee shakes Omega’s hand to show respect, but Matt chooses not to. Nick and Lee shake hands, fans rally up for Lee but Andrade is upset that he showed respect. Lee and Nick circle, tie up with knuckle locks, and then Lee knees low! Lee CLUBS Nick, runs then runs Nick over! Things speed up, Nick hurdles and Lee leaps, but Nick knuckle locks and CHOPS! Nick goes up and up to “LUCHA LIBRE~” FLYING ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up and even Omega applauds.

Nick tags Matt and The Bucks whip Lee corner to corner. Nick runs in to forearm smash, then he and Matt BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Andrade gets in but he gets kicks. Matt gives Nick a boost to RANA Andrade away! Rush gets in but Matt dropkicks him down! Fans fire up and Matt drags Lee up. Matt wrenches Lee and wristlocks, and Omega reaches out! Fans fire up and Matt tags Omega in! Fans are thunderous already as Omega springboards to AX HANDLE! Omega’s first move in 10 months and everyone loves it! Omega wrenches Lee’s arm, wristlocks it, and fans chant for “KENNY! KENNY!”

Omega CHOPS Lee, brings him around, and CHOPS again! Omega bumps Lee off buckles, climbs up top and has the fans join in for the fists! The fans count all the way to 10, and Omega hops off! Fans fire up and Omega storms back in to wrench and fireman’s carry. Fans chant “You Still Got It’! as Omega marches around! “YOU! CAN’T! ESCAPE!” ROLLING SENTON, but he’s still rusty there. Tag to Nick, who then tags to Matt, and the Bucks bring Lee up to double whip. Matt drop toeholds Lee into a GUTBUSTER from Nick, and Omega runs to KOTARO KRUSHER GUTBUSTER COMBO! Then Matt runs in, ROLLING NECKBREAKER BACKBREAKER COMBO!

Fans fire up but Rush shouts to his brother, Lee. Matt drags Lee up, bumps him off buckles, then throws body shots and haymakers! Tag to Omega, he drags Lee up to ROCK him with haymakers. Omega CLUBS Lee, headlocks him, and put shim in the corner to CHOP him! And CHOP again! Omega brings Lee out but Lee fires forearm sand knees low! Tag to Andrade and Andrade pushes Omega. El Idolo wants to test himself against, as Don Callis says so often, “The God of Pro-Wrestling!” Omega likes that, and they circle. But then Jose distracts Omega on the apron! The ref tells Jose to get down, but Rush runs in to SUCKER PUNCH Omega!

Fans boo as LFI stomp away on Omega! Andrade eggs on the Bucks then tattles on them to the ref! The ref keeps the Bucks back while AEW goes picture in picture.

Andrade soaks up the heat, then kicks Omega to a neutral corner. Andrade whips Omega corner to corner hard, and Omega bounces off buckles! Andrade mockingly applauds, then he drags Omega up with a facelock. Tag to Rush and they mug Omega. Rush snapmares Omega, runs and basement dropkicks! Rush clamps on a chinlock but Omega gets the ROPEBREAK right away. Rush lets off, to stomp Omega down! Rush drags Omega to the LFI corner and Lee tags in. Lee goes up to AX HANDLE Omega! Andrade rushes to BLAST the Bucks while Lee wrenches, kicks, wrenches and kicks Omega again and again.

Lee wristlocks, KICKS and then grinds Omega down while the rest of his team whip the Bucks into railing! Lee has the arm in an almost Fujiwara Armbar but Omega endures. Lee then shifts to a CROSSFACE! Rush SUPERKICKS Cutler! Omega endures the crossface so Lee lets him go to stomp him down. Fans rally but Lee drags Omega into a motorcycle stretch. Omega endures, Rush ROCKS Matt by the ramp, and Lee lets go to drop an elbow! Rush holds up one of the Trios Championship belts, let’s hope he’s not jinxing his team. Lee drags Omega to the LFI corner and tags in Andrade. They mug Omega again then Andrade CHOKES Omega on the ropes!

The ref counts, Rush adds his boot to the mix, but the ref just reprimands them both! Andrade and Rush let off at 4, and Andrade soaks up the heat from the fans. Andrade drags Omega up but Omega ROCKS him with haymaker after haymaker! Andrade hits Omega back with forearms, then undoes Omega’s shoulder brace! Andrade CHOPS Omega in the LFI corner, Rush holds Omega in place, but the ref counts. Omega BOOTS Andrade, elbows Rush y Lee, then goes up and over to hot tag Nick! AEW returns to single picture as Nick CROSSBODIES Andrade! Rush gets in but Nick knuckle locks, CHOPS and FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBOS!

Rush & Andrade flounder, Matt tags in, and Matt runs at Andrade, only to get a BOOT! Lee tags in, goes up and CROSS- NO! Matt catches Lee for a NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express gets going, another NORTHERN LIGHTS, then Rush runs in! Matt gets him, DOUBLE- NO, Lee & Rush CLUB away on Matt to stop the double, to then double suplex back. But Nick saves Matt, and the Bucks go to double suplex Rush & Lee! But Andrade stops that! LFI sets up but then Omega CLUBS Andrade! The Elite TRIPLE SUPLEX LFI!! Fans are thunderous and Nick takes aim. He goes up and up and ESCALARAS LFI down!

Fans declare “This is Awesome!” as Nick puts Lee in the ring. Nick whips Lee to ropes but Lee holds ropes to stop himself. Nick rushes in but is put on the apron. Omega rushes in but into a BOOT! Lee runs but into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Nick springboards to DOUBLE STOMP on top! And Matt is up top to MACHO ELBOW! Cover, Andrade & Rush break it! Nick whips Andrade but Andrade reverses to send Nick out. Rush ROCKS Matt, then whips him corner to corner. Andrade whips Omega into the LFI corner while Rush runs in and SPLASHES Matt! Then Rush and Andrade sit Matt and Omega down.

Nick returns to ROCK Rush! And run in, into an OVERHEAD Belly2Belly into the Elite corner! Lee SWINGING DROPKICKS Omega, Andrade runs to give Matt CIEN KNEES! Andrade drags Matt out for Lee to cover, TWO!! Matt keeps The Elite in this but Lee drags Matt over. Tag to Andrade, he tags Rush, and then they double whip Matt to the open corner. Rush sends Lee in to clothesline! Andrade adds his own clothesline, then Rush adds a SPLASH! Snapmare and LFI TRIPLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Fans boo as LFI all tranquilos together and AEW goes picture in picture.

Andrade kicks Omega off the apron, goes back to Matt and stomps him down. Andrade stalks Matt, KNEES him into the corner then stomps him down! Andrade scrapes Matt out but Rush is there to RAM him into railing! Rush snapmares Matt to KICK him in the back! Andrade keeps the ref busy with Nick while Rush puts Matt in the ring. Cover, but Nick stomps it apart! The ref reprimands but Andrade rallies the fans. Andrade blows snot at Nick! Then he KNEES Matt into the open corner! Andrade stomps away on Matt while the ref has to keep Nick back. Andrade soaks up more heat, then he tags Lee.

Lee storms up on Matt to trip him and turn him for a HALF CRAB! Matt endures as Lee bends him back! Lee drags Matt away to tag in Rush, and they stomp away on Matt. Rush then BOOTS Omega back off the apron! Matt throws body shots but Rush HEADBUTTS Matt back down. Rush CHOPS Matt and he falls against ropes. Rush drags Matt up, tags Andrade, and they double whip Matt for Rush to POWERSLAM! Rush sits Matt up and Andrade runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Matt still toughs it out for his team! Fans rally up but Andrade puts Matt in a neutral corner. Matt throws body shots in return, but Andrade BOOTS Matt down!

Andrade stomps a mudhole into Matt, then sucker punches Omega! Tag to Rush, Rush tags Lee, and then Rush aims from the corner. AEW returns to single picture again as Rush fires up and runs corner to corner, to stop and KICK Matt! Then Rush rolls back to tranquilo again. Nick gets in to KICK Rush in the face! Lee rushes in to CLOBBER Nick, but Matt gets up to SUPERKICK Lee! All the brothers are down and fans are thunderous! Matt and Lee crawl, but Lee anchors Matt’s foot! Andrade gets in, but Matt boots Lee into Andrade! Hot tag to Omega! Omega rallies on Andrade with big POLISH HAMMERS! But Andrade ducks the discus to kick low!

Andrade & Rush double whip, but Omega KICKS Rush away! Omega blocks a shot, but Andrade ducks, the ENZIGURI gets Rush! Omega ducks Andrade’s haymaker to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! SNAP DRAGON for Rush! Lee runs in, Omega dodges the knee to SNAP DRAGON Lee! Fans are thunderous after the hattrick, and Omega tags Nick back in. Nick tags Matt back in, the Bucks drag Andrade and Rush up. They whip Rush and Andrade to opposite corners, then Omega runs down the middle to back elbow Lee! Matt and Nick run corner to corner to clothesline Andrade and Rush, respectively! Then back the other way!

Omega whips Lee corner to corner, then Matt & Nick do the same, only for Andrade & Rush to reverse it! The Bucks do-si-do and SUPERKICK IN STEREO! Omega runs at Lee again, but Lee puts him on the apron! Nick runs in, Lee also puts him on the apron. But then Matt runs in, Lee BOOTS him away! Matt wobbles, Lee runs out to RAN- NO! Matt brings Lee up, BUCKLE BOMB DOUBLE GIRI COMBO!! Matt keeps moving, CANNONBALL DOUBLE GIRI!! Fans are thunderous as The Elite all coordinate, TRIPLE SUPERKICK!! Cover, Andrade AND Rush break it up! LFI stays alive but Nick throws Andrade out while Matt throws Rush out.

Matt tags Omega back in, The Bucks aim at Rush and Andrade, STEREO PLANCHAS! Direct hit on both ends and Omega has Lee all to himself. Fans rally up and Omega kneels! The Terminator Drums are back after 10 months! Omega builds speed, but Lee trips him up! Lee stomps Omega, hauls him up, back suplex! But Omega lands on his feet! Omega throws Lee back out, resets, and the drums start again! Omega runs, but his legs are tiring out! Omega orders his legs to move, and he builds speed, only for Jose to trip him up! The ref missed it from a distraction by Rush, and Jose mocks Omega with finger guns.

Lee gets in while Rush & Andrade drag Omega out. They prop Omega up on top of the railing, Lee mocks the Terminator Drums and builds speed! Andrade holds the ropes open for Lee to DIVE, into the front row!! Fans lose their minds as Omega and Lee land at their feet! Rush & Andrade drag Omega up while helping Lee. “This is Awesome!” as Rush & Andrade help Omega and Lee into the ring. Lee covers, TWO!! Omega survives but Lee tags Andrade! Andrade stomps Omega, climbs up the corner, but fans boo. Nick anchors Andrade’s foot! Andrade elbows him away and Lee FLYING RANAS Nick to the floor!!

Andrade MOONSAULTS, Omega moves, but Andrade STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!! LFI is learning why Omega is a multiple time champion! Andrade drags Omega up, hammerlocks an arm, LA SOMBRA DDT!! Cover, Rush intercepts Matt, but Matt powers through to break the cover! And just in time! Andrade tags Lee, he hurries in after Omega, but Omega V-TRIGGERS!! Lee falls over, Omega staggers around, but he puts Lee on the ropes. Omega says “BANG!” and runs, to V-TRIGGER again!! Omega drags Lee back in, manages the Electric Chair, and the Bucks intercept Rush and Andrade! ONE WINGED ANGEL!!! Cover, THE ELITE WINS!!

Winners: The Young Bucks & Kenny Omega, by pinfall (advance to the next round)

The Cleaner has returned, and what an epic first match back! Omega shows his respect to LFI before leaving with the Bucks, will they be the ones holding those trios titles in the end?

As for LFI, Andrade helps Lee up, even loosening his mask for the sake of his head. Rush holds his brother’s hand up, showing respect to the valiant effort, only to feed Lee to LA SOMBRA!!! They SNATCH his mask away!! Does LFI not respect anyone?!


My Thoughts:

What an awesome episode for Dynamite, though they didn’t really go that strong into the Game of Thrones cross branding. But in some ways, that’s fine, because I’m pretty sure it would’ve been really cheesy. Punk opening with that promo was wild stuff. I won’t say that was a Heel turn, but he was definitely shooting hard with those references to his long storied WWE career. Moxley had a great response, they had a great confrontation and a great couple of brawls. Them having the Undisputed AEW World Championship match next week is wild, but also a big indicator there will be shenanigans at some point. They can’t not have the world title on All Out, so something’s gotta happen in Cleveland.

Bryan VS Garcia as the opening match was a great choice. It allowed the match to breathe, and it was all great. I almost thought the piledriver was legit rough, that was very close to flush. But Bryan winning makes a lot of sense given the story they’re building. I said it before that Garcia should leave the JAS to join BCC, and I’d love it if that happened at All Out. Jericho gave an ultimatum, so there’s gotta be a match that happens at the PPV for the fate of Garcia. And good promo from Private Party and Swerve In Our Glory. They’re going to have a very good match on Rampage, but I would think Swerve & Keith retain to get their first defense out of the way.

Good promo from Will Hobbs to call out Ricky Starks and The Factory, but it’d be really interesting if The Factory somehow becomes the reason Hobbs & Starks work out their differences and unite as a team again. Gunn Club squashing the Varsity Blonds was nuts, but it was even more nuts that they turned on Billy to join Stokely. The Acclaimed saving Billy and teaming up with him is pretty cool, and I wonder how these teams are going to escalate from that Dumpster Match. And good promos from Lethal’s group and the reunited Pinnacle, that is going to be a very good trios match.

Good promo from Best Friends and Trustbusters, especially the purposefully jumbled and messy team moment from Best Friends. I’m pretty sure Best Friends win on Rampage to move forward, as they made a good point about being a trio for longer, and built on friendship, not finances. Great promo from Death Triangle to call out The United Empire, and I got it scrambled in my head somehow that United Empire had to be here this week. They’re showing up next week, after the G1 Climax has resolved, and who knows if Ospreay will be coming in with momentum or not. But either way, Ospreay and Pac interacting is going to be awesome as each man has gold and we could get some great title feuds between them outside of the trios titles.

Very good promo segment from JB and Christian Cage, and Christian does have a point that JB has improved in terms of his confidence, and thereby improving his promo skills. Great little brawl, and even though JB smashed up Christian’s arm, I’m sure there will be something for this feud come All Out. We got a very good match from Storm and King, especially with this being King’s return to TV in almost half a year. Maybe King can join Athena against The Baddies while Kris Statlander is out, as King also has history with Red Velvet and the other Baddies. As for Storm, Storm VS Rosa is going to be a great match for All Out.

Then in the best thing of the night, it was everything with the Trios Tournament in the main event. Great to see Omega return to action, and I’m surprised he did as much as he did, especially that huge tope suicida spot at the railing. Though I suppose that was more on Lee than on Omega. Omega being the third man of course meant The Elite was going to win, but I had fully expected to see Death Triangle VS LFI in the next round. Rush turning on his own brother was a shocker, too, but I suppose Rush & Andrade are going to pile on the Heel heat for themselves. As for The Elite, I wonder if Cole & reDRagon cost them next round against whoever they face. That way, we get OG Elite VS Undisputed Era set up, and then I’m thinking Death Triangle VS Best Friends at All Out for the titles.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (8/16/22)

Powerhouse gets Dark!

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AEW Dark 2

It’s a baker’s dozen for Universal Studios!

AEW Dark continues in Universal Studios, and “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs looks to send a message to Ricky Starks through his opponent tonight!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Ari Daivari VS Fuego Del Sol; Daivari wins.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Robyn Renegade w/ Charlette Renegade; Willow wins.
  • Serpentico w/ Luther VS Brock Anderson w/ Arn Anderson; Brock wins.
  • Abadon VS Mafiosa; Abadon wins.
  • Angelico VS Baliyan Akki; Angelico wins.
  • Emi Sakura VS Renee Michelle; Sakura wins.
  • Josh Woods VS Cobra; Cobra wins.
  • Skye Blue VS Charlette Renegade w/ Robyn Renegade; Skye wins.
  • Bear Country VS Axel Rico & Victor Iniestra; Bear Country wins.
  • Kayla Rossi w/ Diamond Sheik VS Avery Breaux; Rossi wins.
  • Cezar Bononi w/ The Wingmen VS Marcus Kross; Bononi wins.
  • Rohit Raju VS Invictus Khash; Raju wins.
  • “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Blake Christian; Hobbs wins.

QUICK NOTES

Great to see Abadon back in action, though I’m pretty sure she’s gotten even scarier since she’s been away… A lot of singles match-ups, a lot of easily called match-ups, but that’s par for the course on Dark. A bit surprised they didn’t just team up the Renegade Sisters against Willow & Skye, but maybe those matches are still connected. And while All Heart will lose to Powerhouse, you can beat Blake Christian will get to shine against the bigger Will Hobbs.


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