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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/10/22)

Round two, part two!

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Will The Ace run into some Bad Luck?

As the New Japan Cup rolls on, Hiroshi Tanahashi runs into a familiar roadblock! Will the Rogue General blow up Tanahashi’s tournament run?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Master Wato & Tomoaki Honma VS Suzuki-Gun; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Chaos VS House of Torture; Chaos wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: YOSHI-HASHI VS Kosei Fujita; Hashi wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tetusya Naito VS Gedo; Naito wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Satoshi Kojima VS Jeff Cobb; Cobb wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Bad Luck Fale; Tanahashi wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: YOSHI-HASHI VS Kosei Fujita!

The Head Hunter had a very good win in the first round, but he can’t let up just yet! Will he make sure to take the Young Lion serious?

The bell rings and Fujita rushes Hashi with forearms! Hashi DECKS Fujita in return! Fans cheer and Hashi gets Fujita up to CLUB him down. Hashi whips, Fujita comes back and ROCKS Hashi with a forearm! Fujita keeps on Hashi in the corner with more forearms, and more forearms, and more forearms! Then he switches to stomping a mudhole into Hashi! Fujita lets off and fans fire up before he drags Hashi back up. Fujita throws more forearms, then whips Hashi corner to corner. Fujita runs in but Hashi runs him over! Hashi then stomps Fujita before bringing him back up for a CHOP!

Fujita gets up but Hashi CHOPS him down! Fujita is right back up and he CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hashi eggs him on, then CHOPS him down again! Hashi stands Fujita up to snapmare, and then he clamps on a chinlock. Fujita endures as Hashi stretches him back against his knee! Fujita reaches out and his foot gets the ROPEBREAK! Hashi lets off, then brings Fujita back up. Hashi CLUBS Fujita on the neck, then brings him up. Fujita CHOPS, and CHOPS, but Hashi gets in Fujita’s face! Hashi CHOPS, but Fujita grits his teeth. Fujita CHOPS but Hashi CHOPS him off his feet! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Fujita rises.

Hashi stands Fujita up, wrenches the arm, and ROCKS him with a forearm! Then wrenches and CHOPS! Hashi then wrenches and ROCKS Fujita again, to wrench and CHOP again! Hashi wrenches but now Fujita throws forearms! Hashi ROCKS Fujita, wrenches and CHOPS! Fujita falls over but Hashi gets him back up. Hashi suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Another try, TWO! A third cover, TWO! Fujita is still in this and fans rally up. Hashi drags Fujita by a leg and turns him, but Fujira reaches out! Hashi drags Fujita from the ropes, but Fujita kicks with his free leg! Fujita gets free but Hashi stomps him back down!

Hashi drags Fujita back up as fans rally. Fujita dropkicks Hashi down! Fans cheer as both men are on the mat. Fujita fires up and storms over to Hashi. Fujita throws forearms, whips Hashi to ropes, and dropkicks him down again! Cover, TWO! Fujita keeps focus and he stands Hashi back up. Fujita throws more forearms, then SLAPS Hashi with a palm strike! Then BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO! Fujita gets the legs, BOSTON CRAB! Hashi endures as Fujita sits deep! Hashi powers up, crawls forward, but Fujita pulls back more! Hashi still reaches out, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Fujita lets go at 4!

Fujita stomps Hashi then brings him back up. Fujita throws more forearms, but Hashi blocks the scoop! Fujita throws even more forearms and runs, but into a back drop! Hashi drags Fujita up, scoops him, and SLAMS him down! Hashi then gets the leg, HALF CRAB! Fujita endures as Hashi sits deep! Fujita powers up, he crawls forward and reaches out, but Hashi drags him away! Hashi gets the other leg to use the FULL BOSTON CRAB! Fujita is caught, but he powers up! Only for Hashi to pull back even more! Fans rally as Fujita fights, ROPEBREAK! Fans fire up as Fujita shows that fighting spirit!

Hashi drags Fujita up, suplexes, but Fujita turns it into a cradle! TWO!! Fujita comes so close, but Hashi CHOPS him! And mule kicks, to then suplex, into the HEAD BUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Fujita survives and fans fire up! Hashi drags Fujita into the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Fujita endures and crawls with just his legs, but Hashi cranks the hold! Fujita taps, Hashi wins!

Winner: Yoshi-Hashi, by submission (advances to the next round)

The Young Lion showed heart, and the Head Hunter shows him some respect. But as he moves on, will Hashi make sure to always #GetBackUp?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tetusya Naito VS Gedo!

Los Ingobernables de Japon was on the losing end of a tag match as Bullet Club swept the night! But now it’s 1v1 between the Uncontrollable Charisma and the Blacksmith! Will Naito keep the tournament tranquilo? Or will Gedo make things Too Sweet?

Naito takes his time with the entrance attire as usual, and Gedo gets impatient. Naito tells him to cut it out with the fake watch and he gets to the pants. If anything, Naito takes a little longer just to mess with Gedo. The bell rings, and then Gedo bails out. Gedo uses the same tactic he taught Jay White, so Naito decides to let the ring count start. Gedo is fine with that, he has plenty of time. The count reaches 7 of 20, Gedo does some calisthenics, but then Naito rushes over! Gedo runs away but Naito just rolls and tranquilos! Fans cheer and Naito sprawls out on the, but then rolls out as Gedo rushes in!

Gedo is annoyed but Naito comes back, only to roll right back out. Naito knows how to play the game the way Gedo and White do. Chase Owens is with English commentary and tells Naito to get in the ring, but Shingo Takagi is on Japanese commentary and tells Chase to watch himself. Gedo mocks Naito with the tranquilo, but Naito gets in to basement dropkick him! Naito then drags Gedo up by his beard! The ref reprimands, but Naito lets off, to grab the beard with his other hand! Naito then lets go, to grab the beard with both hands! Naito mocks Gedo’s pain, then winds back. Gedo wants mercy, so Naito doesn’t punch.

Naito YANKS the beard instead! Naito then stands Gedo up for more pulling of the beard. He asks if Gedo gives up but Gedo says no, so Naito TOSSES Gedo! Gedo bails out of the ring, Naito goes out after him, but Gedo RAMS Naito into railing! Gedo and Naito clinch at the railing, Naito pulls the beard! The ring count is climbing, Naito YANKS the beard. Gedo keeps Naito from getting in the ring and we’re at 10 of 20! Naito clubs away, the count reaches 15 of 20. Naito grabs at Gedo’s things, and he brings out the brass knuckles! Naito clangs them off the post so Gedo knows, and Gedo lets go!

The count is 17 of 20, Naito threatens Gedo. They both get in at 18 of 20, but the ref tries to confiscate the brass knuckles. Naito won’t let the ref take them, but the ref keeps trying. Naito finally lets the ref have the knuckles, and he blocks Gedo’s cheap shot! Naito then grabs and YANKS the beard again! Naito asks if Gedo gives up, Gedo tells him to shut up. Naito whips corner to corner but Gedo avoids the jump kick. Gedo blocks boots to hit a KNEE BREAKER! Gedo then drags Naito out by the leg and SLAMS the leg on the apron edge! Naito writhes but Gedo drags him to a corner. Gedo SLAMS the leg into the post!

Gedo paces while Naito clutches his leg. Gedo gets the leg again, then SLAMS the leg into the post again! This is payback for pulling on the beard! Gedo then grabs the bell hammer while the ref is busy helping Naito. Gedo HAMMERS the leg! The ref sees that and takes the hammer back. Naito flops to the floor but Gedo gets the hammer again. Gedo HAMMERS the leg more and more! The ring count starts so Gedo lets off. Gedo goes in before 9 of 20 and Naito writhes. Naito manages to get up at 14, shakes out the bad leg, and gets in at 18. Gedo is after the bad leg with a FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!

Naito endures, but he grabs for the beard. Gedo keeps his chin out of reach and he puts more pressure on the leglock. Fans rally, Naito drags himself and Gedo, but Gedo drags Naito back! Gedo puts more pressure, but Naito turns things around! Gedo turns it back to keep the pressure on Naito, but Naito gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref undoes the leglock but that’s pretty tricky. Naito is freed, but Gedo stands over him. Gedo stomps the bad leg, but Naito still grabs at the beard. Gedo toys with Naito and digs his heels into the knee at the same time. Naito grabs the ropes again so Gedo steps off.

Gedo puts the bad leg on ropes to HIP DROP it! Gedo gloats and jumps up again, but hip drops into a knee! Fans cheer while both men are down, and Naito grins even as he works on his bad leg. Naito hobbles over, and fires off forearms and kicks! Naito whips to arm-drag Gedo, then elbow him down! Basement dropkick! Naito drags Gedo up, turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, and pulling on the beard, TWO! Naito pulls the beard more, gets Gedo up, and then snapmares. Naito wraps Gedo up in the leg-hook full nelson! Gedo endures, Naito puts as much pressure as he can, but Gedo moves around to the ROPEBREAK!

Naito says he needs help, but he’s also pulling beard! The ref counts, Naito stops pulling beard, and he gets the legs unhooked. Naito stomps Gedo, whips him corner to corner, then runs in to JUMP KICK! Leg sweep and COMBINACION… Gedo has his guard up so Naito waits… CABRON! Fans cheer and Naito strikes his pose. Again, Naito asks if Gedo gives up but Gedo says no. Naito puts Gedo up top, climbs up, but Gedo slips out to trip Naito up! Naito hits buckles, Gedo rolls him up, TWO! Naito gets up, kicks back and reels Gedo in, but Gedo turns DDT into cradle! TWO, and Gedo pokes Naito’s eyes!

Gedo runs and sunset flips, TWO and Naito has a prawn hold, TWO! Gedo sunsets, TWO! Naito rolling jackknifes, TWO!! Gedo escapes and fans cheer that exchange. Gedo swings, into a backslide, TWO! Naito reels Gedo in, scoops, but Gedo cradles again! TWO, and Gedo mule kicks the leg! GEDO CLU- NO! Naito stands up and turns it around, NAITO CLUTCH! TWO, and Gedo gets the GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!?! Naito escapes but barely, only to swing into a COMPLETE SHOT! Now GEDO CLUTCH!, TWO!?!? Naito escapes again and fans fire up! Gedo and Naito stand up, Gedo JAWBREAKERS!

But Naito blocks the superkick! Naito CLUBS the leg, but Gedo blocks a kick to send it into the ref! Ref’s down, Gedo SUCKER PUNCHES Naito! Gedo goes to his corner and brings another pair of brass knuckles! Gedo waits for Naito to stand, Naito uses the ref as a shield! And then ENZIGURIS Gedo! Gedo stays up but swings, into a hammerlock, for a roll-up! Naito wins!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Gedo thought it was Gloria but he got tricked! Naito is moving on, will he be able to keep this going in the Sweet Sixteen? Chase gets off commentary to talk with Gedo about what happened, but then Naito comes back to grab the beard! Chase tells Naito to back off and a Young Lion escorts Naito away, but will the Crown Jewel be itching to get payback down the line?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Satoshi Kojima VS Jeff Cobb!

Back on the 50th Anniversary Show, the United Empire conquered Kojima, Nagata and the Young Lions, but now things are 1v1! Will Bread Style withstand the Hawaiian Hulk? Or will Cobb take Kojima on a Tour of the Islands?

The bell rings and the two stare down as fans cheer. Fans rally as the two circle, and they tie up. Cobb pushes Kojima away, but Kojima keeps cool as he circles with Cobb. They tie up again and Cobb gets under Kojima to put him right up top! The ref calls for the ropebreak and Cobb lets off. Cobb just backs away, and Kojima hops down. They circle again, tie up, and Kojima headlocks. Cobb powers out, they RAM shoulders, but neither falls! Kojima runs, he RAMS Cobb again but Cobb stays up. Kojima dares Cobb to try, and Cobb runs, to run Kojima over! Cobb shows he has dancing pecs while Kojima gets to a corner.

Cobb throws haymakers, then brings Kojima out to CLUB him down. Cobb ROCKS Kojima with a forearm, then whips him corner to corner. Kojima comes back to run Cobb over! Fans fire up as Kojima shows off his dancing pecs! Cobb bails out and cools off, but Kojima aims at the ropes! Cobb drags Kojima out first, then throws body shots! Cobb CLUBS Kojima down, whips but Kojima reverses and Cobb hits railing! Kojima leans against the apron to catch his breath but he fires off on Cobb, then POSTS him! Kojima stomps Cobb, brings him up and puts him in the ring, then stomps him more.

Kojima clamps on a chinlock and digs his knee in, but Cobb gets the ROPEBREAK. Kojima lets off, but ELBOWS Cobb in the head! Kojima stomps, tries to suplex, but Cobb is too big and strong! Cobb suplexes, but Kojima slips off! Cobb elbows free, then DROPKICKS! Cobb catches his breath, he stomps Kojima, then brings Kojima up. Fans rally but Cobb snapmares Kojima near the ropes. Cobb stands on Kojima’s chest! The ref reprimands as Cobb uses Kojima as a surfboard! Cobb hops off, stomps Kojima more, but Kojima gets up to throw body shots! Cobb headbutts Kojima in the ribs!

Cobb then JAMS his knee and throws an uppercut into Kojima’s back! Cocky cover, TWO! Cobb is annoyed but he keeps his focus. Cobb throws body shots in the corner, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And MACHINE GUN CHOPS! Cobb smiles but Kojima turns it around to MACHINE GUN CHOP Cobb! Kojima whips corner to corner, runs in and forearm smashes! Kojima throws Cobb down and fans fire up with Kojima! Kojima climbs up, MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Kojima waits on Cobb to get up and fans rally. Kojima throws forearm after forearm, then a ROLLING ELBOW, but Cobb ROCKS him with one!

Cobb pump handles for a FALL AWAY SLAM! And GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Kojima survives but Cobb snarls as he gets up. Fans rally, Cobb waistlocks and deadlifts Kojima, but Kojima elbows free! Kojima DDTs Cobb down! Kojima and Cobb get back up, Kojima kicks low for the COZY CUTTER! Fans rally up for “KO-JI-MA!” while Cobb goes to the ropes. Kojima hobbles over, he drags Cobb up on the apron, but the ref counts. Kojima lets off and Cobb goes to the railing. Kojima goes out but Cobb kicks him and reels him in! APRON POWERBOMB! Both men are down but the ref checks on Kojima.

Kojima is okay to continue, so Cobb gets up and storms over. Cobb hauls Kojima up to fireman’s carry him into the ring! Kojima fights free and kicks back! APRON DDT! Both men fall back down and fans fire up again! Now the ref checks Cobb, but he’s somehow okay to continue. A ring count starts as the two stir. The count reaches 10 of 20, fans rally up, and Kojima gets up quick! He’s in at 14, but Cobb is still dragging himself up. Cobb gets in at 18! But he’s really only in enough to break the count, and fans rally up. Kojima gets up, throws haymakers, but Cobb gives them back! They go back and forth and fans rally up!

Kojima CHOPS, Cobb fires off many forearms. Kojima gives those forearms all back, then runs, but into an ATHLETIC PLEX! Kojima and Cobb are down again as fans rally up. Cobb and Kojima go to opposite corners, and Cobb runs in, to back elbow! Cobb CHOPS, and CHOPS, and starts up the MACHINE GUN CHOPS again! Cobb then whips corner to corner, but he redirects Kojima to forearm smash! Then he snapmares, and shouts, “CHEESY BURRITO!” Cobb is mocking Kojima, but Kojima gets up to ROCK him with forearms first! Kojima climbs up, throws down forearms, and fans fire up!

Kojima cravats, SUPER COZY CUTTER!! Both men are down and fans fire up even more! Kojima gets up and he throws off the elbow pad! Fans fire up as he runs, but Cobb dodges to come back and LARIAT! Kojima stays up but barely! Cobb pretends to take off an elbow pad, but he runs into a COZY LARIAT! Cobb falls over and fans are thunderous for Kojima! Kojima suplexes, COZY BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Cobb survives and fans rally up again! Kojima slowly gets up while Cobb goes to ropes. Kojima hobbles over, drags Cobb up, and Kojima whips. Cobb blocks the lariat! And again! But the THIRD COZY LARIAT hits!!

But Kojima can’t cover! His own momentum takes him away! And his arm is really hurting him, too! Kojima fights through the pain, gets to his feet again, and fans are thunderous as he runs! Into a TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!!! Cover, Cobb wins!!

Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Cobb snatches victory from the jaws of defeat! It was a close call against Kojima, but will Cobb be able to do much of the same to Yoshi-Hashi in the next round?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Bad Luck Fale!

The Ace and the Rogue General are no strangers, having run into each other in many tournaments before. Will the Once in a Century Talent be able to continue on with love and energy? Or will a Grenade blow up his run in the tournament?

Tanahashi shows off the muscles and fans cheer. The bell rings and fans rally up, “Let’s Go, Ace!” as Tanahashi and Fale circle. They tie up, Fale powers Tanahashi to ropes, but Tanahashi slips free. Tanahashi and Fale circle again, and Tanahashi wants a test of strength? Fans rally up for that, so Fale accepts. But he also shows off his height advantage as he holds his hand way up high. Tanahashi reaches up, they knuckle lock, and Fale uses just one hand to push Tanahashi down! Tanahashi fights up as fans rally, but Fale pushes Tanahashi down again! Fale twists the wrist but Tanahashi fights up again!

Tanahashi kicks low and breaks the knuckle lock. Tanahashi runs, but gets run over! Fale paces while Tanahashi bails out. Fans still rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” while Tanahashi dares Fale to come out after him. Fale storms over but Tanahashi gets back in! Tanahashi runs to WRECK Fale with a dropkick! Fans cheer Tanahashi’s savvy and he stomps away at the railing. Chase Owens is back as the cornerman but Tanahashi tells him to stay back. Tanahashi puts Fale in the ring and waits on him to get up. Tanahashi kicks, and tries to scoop!? Fale is too big, though! Fale CLUBS Tanahashi down hard!

Fale brings Tanahashi up, and he scoops Tanahashi, but Tanahashi slips off! Tanahashi kicks low, tries again, and  manages to scoop, but falls over with Fale’s weight! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi survives his mistake but Fale drags him back up. Fale puts him onto the apron, then goes out to grab a chair! This is all to distract Red Shoes as Chase attacks Tanahashi! Fale throws the chair down and Chase lets off, and Fale gets back in the ring. Chase wants the ring count already, so Red Shoes starts the count. Tanahashi drags himself up at 3 of 20, fans rally up, and Tanahashi stands at 7. Tanahashi hobbles in at 8 but Fale stomps him down!

Fale gets Tanahashi’s leg and stomps it! Then he puts the leg on the ropes, for a HIP DROP! Chase applauds but no one else does. Fale stalks Tanahashi while fans rally, and Fale SLAMS Tanahashi’s leg down, then drops an elbow on it! Fale has a toehold and he pulls back. Tanahashi fights back with a chinlock but Fale keeps on the leg. Tanahashi powers his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Fale lets off quickly. Fale looms over Tanahashi, brings him up, but Tanahashi fires forearms! Fale throws a body shot, then he whips Tanahashi to ropes. Tanahashi sunset flips! But Fale stays up, to then SIT on Tanahashi! Cover, TWO!!

Fans cheer as Tanahashi survives being squashed! Fale drags Tanahashi back up, puts him in a corner, and RAMS him into the corner! And again, and again! Fale puts Tanahashi’s leg on the ropes, digs his boot into it, but Red Shoes counts. Fale lets off at 4, and fans rally up. Tanahashi throws body shots but Fale hits back. Fale trips Tanahashi then drags him around to SLAM the leg into the post! Fale and Chase Too Sweet, then Fale LARIATS the leg into the post! Tanahashi clutches the knee while Chase applauds, but fans rally up for Tanahashi. Fale gets back in the ring, drags Tanahashi up, but Tanahashi throws more body shots!

Tanahashi backs Fale down but Fale CLUBS and CLUBS Tanahashi down! Fale drags Tanahashi back up to whip him to ropes. Tanahashi dropkicks Fale’s leg! Tanahashi keeps going, FLYING FOREARM! Fale staggers to a corner, and Tanahashi hurries over, and blocks a boot! He puts the leg in the ropes to dropkick it! Then DRAGON SCREW! Both men are down and fans fire up! Tanahashi gets up and fires up and the fans are with him! Tanahashi goes up the corner for the second rope SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fale gets up but Tanahashi runs, but Chase trips him! Chase drags Tanahashi out, but Tanahashi DECKS him!

Fans fire up and Tanahashi gets back on the apron. Tanahashi baits Fale, but Fale catches the shoulder for a facelock! Fale drags Tanahashi into the ring for a GUILLOTINE! Tanahashi endures, Fale puts Tanahashi in a corner and fires off big, clubbing forearms! Red Shoes counts, Fale lets off, and Fale catches his breath before he drags Tanahashi back up. Fale CLUBS away on Tanahashi more! Tanahashi sits down and Fale paces. Fans rally up and Tanahashi stands, Fale runs in to SPLASH! Tanahashi staggers into a fireman’s carry, SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi survives again and fans rally up!

Fale waits on Tanahashi to stand, and he gets Tanahashi for a choke grip! GRE- NO! Tanahashi breaks free to choke grip Fale! But Fale breaks free, only for Tanahashi to SHOTEI! Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Fale!! Fans fire up and Tanahashi fires up as he runs! SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Fale gets his arm up but Tanahashi goes to the corner! Tanahashi goes up top, Fale stands but he traps Red Shoes in a corner! Chase goes after Tanahashi and shoves him down! Fale lets Red Shoes free to run and SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi somehow gets a shoulder up and Fale can’t believe it!

Fans rally up as Fale drags Tanahashi up. Fale reels Tanahashi in and vows to end it! He gut wrenches and crucifix carries Tanahashi, but Tanahashi slips around to SLINGBLADE! Fans are thunderous for Tanahashi as he goes back up! But Chase rushes over again! Tanahashi DECKS him! Tanahashi goes to the top, HIGH FLY FLOP as Fale moves! Fale gets on his feet as fans fire up again! Fale grabs Tanahashi in a choke grip, but Tanahashi drags Fale down with a victory roll! Tanahashi wins!!

Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Ace pulls off another big win over the Rogue General! Fale can’t believe it, either! Are more members of the Bullet Club going to drop out of the Cup?

As for Tanahashi, he gets the mic to say, “NJPW has returned to Yamanashi! Thank you all for having us here. And thank you so much to all of you for coming today. Even if you can’t cheer, your eyes and faces give us the strength to fight. So let’s all remain steadfast. And one day, everyone here, from the hearts of our bottoms- I flubbed that. We’ll enjoy wrestling from the bottom of our hearts! Thank you so much for today!” Fans applaud that sentiment, but they of course want The Ace to give them a little more. Tanahashi goes in and out of the ropes, considering their appeal. He gets back in and gets the mic again. “Sorry for always wanting more, but thank you for the applause.”

Tanahashi checks if everyone has time to spare. Does anyone have it? Check under the ring. A Young Lion checks, and he finds the air guitar! He throws it to Tanahashi and he catches it. Tanahashi says, “Boy, it’s been awhile. Yamanashi, let’s rock!” Fans applaud and clap along as Tanahashi gives them the air guitar concert! But that jump at the end kinda hurts his leg. But fans clap for “EN-CO-RU!” and Tanahashi accepts! Tanahashi continues to rock the air guitar! Tanahashi throws the air guitar to the crowd! But the fans still clap, “EN-CO-RU!” Tanahashi looks, and another fan in the crowd throws him another air guitar!

Tanahashi makes the catch and Tanahashi says here’s the last encore for the night! Tanahashi rocks out and the fans clap along! Tanahashi then thanks the fan and sends the guitar back. Tanahashi gets the mic back and apologizes, he knows they’re short on time. “But like I said earlier, no matter the situation, we have to find enjoyment in our lives. Everyone, I wish you a good day tomorrow. But finally, people of Yamanashi, I LOVE YOU~!” The Ace has plenty of love and energy, will it carry him through against Naito in the next round?


My Thoughts:

Another very good night for NJPW, but again I skipped the non tournament matches. All good momentum builders, Suzuki-Gun winning is because Taichi will lose to Okada, and in a twist, it keeps Zack Sabre Jr. and Douki even. They’re facing off, I’m very sure ZSJ wins. Chaos wins because Dick Togo was there and took the loss. United Empire wins so that all three guys get momentum, but while Ospreay is a lock against El Phantasmo and Great-O-Khan is certainly going to win against Taiji Ishimori, Henare is more than likely losing to Sanada. Then we can get Sanada VS Ospreay and that’ll be a great match.

Hashi of course wins against Fujita to open tonight’s tournament matches, but Fujita had a great match. As I said with those other Young Lion New Japan Cup matches, this is probably to make up for no excursion, and Fujita definitely got to show his stuff here. Naito VS Gedo was pretty good stuff, Naito having an obsession with Gedo’s beard was interesting. Cobb VS Kojima was great stuff, Kojima got to shine but that was a great outta nowhere victory from Cobb. Cobb VS Hashi should be great stuff, too, and as tough as Hashi will fight, I’m thinking Cobb wins.

Tanahashi VS Fale was great stuff, too, and while Fale loses, it was by a quick pin, not a finisher, so he still stays strong overall. Fale has not held many titles in NJPW, but it’s still a pretty great honor that he’s being treated as such a powerhouse and a threat that even someone as established as Tanahashi can’t take him out with a finisher. I remember their G1 Climax matches usually ending with count-outs or disqualifications. Tanahashi VS Naito is next, that one is going to be very good and could go either way.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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