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Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/13/22)

Round 2 wraps up!

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Who survives to the Sweet Sixteen?

NJPW’s New Japan Cup wraps up the second round, and the main event will be explosive! Will Hiromu Takahashi survive Minoru Suzuki’s wrath?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Master Wato, Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Suzuki-Gun; Wato, Goto & Hashi win.
  • El Desperado & DOUKI VS SHO & Yujiro Takahashi; Sho & Yujiro win.
  • 8 Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Hiroshi Tanahashi & YOH VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens w/ Bad Luck Fale; Chase wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Tanga Loa; Takagi wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado; Evil wins and advances.
  • 2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS Minoru Suzuki; Hiromu wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens w/ Bad Luck Fale!

The legendary Junior Heavyweight competes in his first New Japan Cup, and stands in the way of Bullet Club’s Crown Jewel! Will Tiger Mask take a step closer to a new accomplishment? Or will Chase make things Too Sweet in the Sweet Sixteen?

The bell rings and fans rally up as Tiger Mask and Chase circle. They feel out the grapple, Tiger tests the waters with kicks but he also avoids Chase’s leg pick. They circle more, Chase avoids another kick and shoots in to waistlock. Chase slams Tiger down, floats to a facelock, but Tiger slips out to have an armlock. Chase fights up, reaches for ropes but Tiger keeps him away. Chase wrenches to wristlock, Tiger slips through to arm-drag. Tiger has the cording hold but Chase fights up. Chase pulls on the mask but Tiger cranks the arm. Chase grabs the mask again but Tiger hits a FLYING ARMBAR! Chase scrambles to the ROPEBREAK

Tiger lets off, but then KICKS Chase as he gets up. Tiger KICKS again, then KICKS again! Chase clutches his arm as he goes to the corner but Tiger ROUNDHOUSES Chase down! Then KICKS Chase out of the ring! Fans rally up and Tiger builds speed, but Chase gets up on the apron. Tiger avoids Chase throwing a shoulder, but Chase avoids the kick! Tiger avoids the forearm but Chase blocks back to bump Tiger off buckles! Chase says, “Yeah, you stupid tiger!” But Tiger blocks the buckle bump to bump Chase and BOOT Chase down! Fans rally again and Tiger builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit and down goes Chase!

The ref has Fale stay back as Tiger gets up and into the ring. Chase wants a timeout but there’s no timeouts. The ring count starts and Fale coaches Chase up. Chase gets up at 9 of 20, staggers into the ring at 11, and Tiger sobats! Tiger runs, avoids the Shi Trigger and rolls Chase up, TWO! Chase gets up to drop toehold Tiger into ropes! Then he drags Tiger up, slingshot BACKBREAKER! Fans rally up as Chase sits Tiger Mask up and KICKS away on his back! Chase drops a knee, then bends Tiger back in a partial Bow ‘n’ Arrow. Tiger endures so Chase lets go to drag him up. Chase wrenches, scoops and BACKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO!

Chase tries another cover, TWO! Fans rally as Tiger Mask stays in this, but Chase drags him to center. Chase turns Tiger over and has the legs in a partial surfboard. Tiger endures, crawls forward and gets the ropebreak! Fans cheer and Chase lets go, to then hip drop Tiger down! And again! Chase goes to the apron then climbs a corner. Tiger stands up, Chase AX HANDLES him down! Fans rally up and Chase stalks Tiger. Chase drags Tiger up to shove him into ropes and CLUB him on the back! Fans rally for Tiger but Chase digs his boots in. The ref counts but Chase lets off. Fans still rally, but Chase CHOKES Tiger!

The ref counts, Chase lets off, to rake the eyes! The ref reprimands and counts again, so Chase stops. Chase gets in the ref’s face but he goes back to Tiger Mask. Chase scoops and SLAMS Tiger, then goes to a corner. Chase climbs again but Tiger trips him up! Tiger throws body shots, climbs up after Chase, and underhooks the arms! Fans rally but Chase resists. Chase throws forearms but Tiger grabs the arm! SUPER ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up as both men are down! Tiger gets up and fans rally behind him. Tiger drags Chase up, underhooks the arms, but Chase blocks the lift! Chase breaks free but swings into a takedown!

Tiger has the REVERSE DOUBLE ARMBAR! Chase endures, moves around, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Tiger lets off quickly. Tiger drags Chase up again and reels him in, but Chase switches. Tiger victory rolls, TWO! Chase BOOTS Tiger, rolls him then says, “SUCK IT!” before the SUPERKICK! Tiger flounders to a corner and fans rally up. Chase runs corner to corner, DOUBLE KNEES to the back! Cover, and Chase has his feet on the ropes! TWO, and fans cheer. Tiger survives Chase’s cheating, and he drop toeholds Chase into buckles! Tiger kicks low, underhooks the arms, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Chase barely survives!

Tiger keeps his cool and fans rally back up. Tiger goes to a corner and climbs up top. DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as Chase moves! Chase drags Tiger up, fireman’s carries, GUTBUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO!! Tiger survives and fans fire up! Chase slashes the throat and drags Tiger back up. Chase tucks Tiger in, but Tiger fights the Package Driver! Crucifix takedown, TWO! SHI TRIGGER! Chase says, “BANG!” and tucks Tiger in, for a PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! Cover, Chase wins!

Winner: Chase Owens, by pinfall (advances to the second round)

The NWA Texas Heavyweight Champion is moving on! And biggest of all, he did it fair and square! Chase Too Sweets with Fale, will they be celebrating in the next round, too?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Shingo Takagi VS Tanga Loa!

The Rampaging Dragon made it through the Stone Pitbull, but now he’s up against the Silverback! Will Takagi “welcome” Loa back by kicking him out of the tournament? Or will Loa remind him ain’t nobody better than Guerrilla?

The bell rings and fans rally up. These two tie up, are in a deadlock, but Loa finds a point of leverage to put Takagi on the ropes. Takagi turns that around, the ref calls for the ropebreak, and Takagi lets off slowly for a clean break. Takagi CHOPS but Loa doesn’t flinch. Loa shoves Takagi and says, “He said clean break!” Takagi runs and rams shoulders but Loa stays up. Takagi tries again, they ram shoulders again but still Loa stays up. Loa runs, he rams Takagi, and again, and again! Fans fire up as Takagi and Loa fire up, and they start throwing forearms! The fans rally up as they go faster and faster, back and forth!

Loa gets the edge, whips Takagi to ropes but Takagi ducks and dodges to run Loa over! Takagi then scoops and SLAMS to SENTON! Loa bails out, Takagi goes after him. Takagi CLUBS Loa, POSTS him, then digs him into the post with a headlock! The ref reprimands and counts, Takagi lets off. Takagi CLUBS Loa again, then smacks him off the apron. Loa just gets mad, so Takagi JABS and smacks him off the apron again! Loa gets angrier, Takagi knees low and whips Loa into railing! Loa rebounds to CLOBBER Takagi! Fans fire up as Loa is raging. “It’s good to be back!” Loa gets Takagi up to ROCK him with a forearm!

Loa RAMS Takagi into the railing, then CLUBS him in return. Takagi throws an elbow but Loa CLUBS him again. Loa SMACKS Takagi off the apron and puts him in the ring. Loa grins and slingshots for a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Loa keeps focus as he looms over Takagi. Loa puts Takagi on the ropes, chokes him, then lets off at 4. The ref reprimands but Loa shrugs. Loa CLUBS Takagi and Takagi throws shoulders and body shots and even a headbutt! Loa kicks low to snap suplex! Fans rally as Loa puts Takagi in a corner. Loa throws a forearm, whips corner to corner, then runs in to clothesline!

Loa whips Takagi out then back in for another clothesline! Loa scoops and carries Takagi around, for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO, but Loa clamps on! OJK! Operation Jado Killer! Fans rally as Takagi endures the crossface, but Loa pulls him way back! Loa throws down elbow after elbow, then pulls on the crossface more! Takagi reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Loa drags Takagi up, but Takagi blocks the clinch. Loa and Takagi fight with elbows, and Loa RAMS Takagi into the corner! Loa throws shoulder after shoulder but lets off as the ref counts. Loa whips corner to corner but Takagi dodges!

Takagi hits a BIG hip toss, then runs Loa over with a shoulder! Fans fire up with Takagi and he brings Loa up. Takagi goes to suplex but Loa blocks! Loa suplexes but Takagi fights that off to suplex Loa back! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Takagi reels Loa in. Loa fights the saido with elbows so Takagi CLUBS him down! Then SAIDO! But Loa is right up, and he catches Takagi for a T-BONE SUPLEX! But Takagi comes back with a PUMPING BOMBER! Fans fire up as Takagi shouts, “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi then sits Loa up to throw elbow after elbow into the shoulders. Takagi runs, but into a DROPKICK!

Loa fires up, he drags Takagi up but Takagi fights with elbows. Loa kicks, knees, and ENZIGURIS! Takagi staggers but Loa reels him in, BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Loa hurries to a corner and goes up top! Fans rally up and Loa leaps, DIVING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Takagi survives and Loa is snarling. Fans rally as the two go forehead to forehead. Takagi throws an elbow, but Loa headbutts! Loa reels Takagi in but Takagi blocks the lift! Loa CLUBS Takagi on the back over and over, but Takagi still back drops free! Loa runs, into the ELBOW! JAB! YKON- SCOOP! Loa has Takagi up but Takagi slips off!

Takagi runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Fans fire up again as Loa goes to a corner. Takagi runs corner to corner to clothesline! Takagi keeps Loa up to throw some short headbutts, then he hoists Loa up top. Takagi climbs, to SUPERPLEX! Fans fire up as both men crash down! Takagi gets to the corner, he aims as Loa gets up, and Takagi runs in to LARIAT! Loa stays up, so Takagi runs again, LARIAT! Loa still stays up, so Takagi gets the “OI! OI! OI!” going again. Takagi fires off boxing elbows and then powers up, but Loa ROCKS him first! Loa runs, into a clothesline! Takagi runs, into a SPEAR!

Loa gets Takagi right up, SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives and Loa grits his teeth. Loa vows to end this, and he gets Takagi back up. Scoop, but Takagi fights free again! DRAGON SLEEPER! Loa fights through but Takagi wrenches. Loa breaks free, Takagi JABS! Loa HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Loa ENZIGURIS! Takagi rebounds to PUMPING BOMBER! Cover, Takagi wins!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (advances to the second round)

Takagi knew Loa was a heavy hitter, but he was able to hit harder! The Rampaging Dragon continues to soar, will he break the Crown Jewel in the next round?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado!

There’s been a lot of tension inside Bullet Club for some time now. The King of Darkness was accused of conspiring against Jay White, while The Good Bad Guy is coming off a conflict with Switchblade in Impact Wrestling. Will things be anything but fine between these two? Or can they reconcile all parts of Bullet Club to keep things Too Sweet?

Tama doesn’t wait for Evil to get in, he goes right after him at the ramp! So much for reconciliation… They brawl, the bell rings to get this on record, and Evil rakes eyes! But Tama keeps throwing hands! Evil knees low, CLUBS Tama, but Tama still hits back! They brawl back towards the stage, even as the ref wants them to get in the ring. Tama headbutts and CLUBS Evil back, brings Evil to the ring, and smacks him off the apron! Tama whips, but Evil reverses and Tama crashes into railing! Evil then chokes Tama with his T-shirt! But Tama gets up, to RAM Evil into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san goes down!

Evil withes while the ref checks on Abe-san. The ref also makes sure Dick doesn’t do anything to Tama and that Jado doesn’t do anything to Evil. Tama gets up to CLUB Evil, then ROCK him with a haymaker. Tama throws another haymaker but Evil blocks to rake Tama’s eyes! Tama crawls, a ring count starts, and Evil CLUBS Tama down. Evil drags Tama up at 7 of 20 to whip into railing! The count is past 10, Evil gets in the ring to leave Tama to the mercy of the count. But then Evil goes out at 15 to CHOKE Tama again! Evil gets back in at 18, Tama hurries up and in at 19.9!! The ref gets tripped up, too!

Evil drags Tama back out, and he drags Tama up to rake the eyes again! Tama flops down, Dick keeps Jado from getting close as Evil unties the blue buckle pad. Evil is using the Bullet Club Special, but Tama dropkicks Evil down! Fans cheer as both men are down on the outside. The ref has Dick and Jado stay back again as fans rally up. Jado coaches Tama, Dick coaches Evil, and Tama gets in first. Evil drags himself up but Tama hurries back out. Evil SMACKS Tama down with the buckle pad! Evil tells the ref to shut up as he SMACKS Tama again! The ring count starts, Evil digs a chair into Tama’s neck!

The ref sees that and stops the ring count as Jado and Dick are both on the apron. Evil lets off of Tama while those two argue with the ref. Evil then drags Tama up, to bring him over and RAM him into the timekeeper! Abe-san suffers all over again! Evil then chokes Tama with the microphone cord! Tama tells Evil “F YOU!” The ref stops this and Tama is let go. Evil tells the ref to shut up about getting in the ring. Fans rally up, Evil drags Tama up and Jado has to back off again. Evil puts Tama in the ring, then stalks him as Tama crawls. Evil scuffs Tama, drags him up, but Tama throws body shots!

Evil eggs Tama on and Tama throws more shots! Evil then whips Tama into the bare buckles! Tama writhes and Evil catches his breath. Jado coaches Tama up and fans rally as Evil drags him up. Tama throws back elbows, but Tama whips him again! Tama stops himself, then dodges to send Evil into buckles! NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up while both men are down! Tama gets himself fired up and gets to his feet. Tama runs and dropkicks Evil! And again! And again! Fans fire up with Tama and they clap, “TA-MA! TA-MA! TA-MA!” Tama runs to STINGER SPLASH Evil down! Cover, TWO! Jado helps Tama focus and he goes up top!

Fans rally but Dick distracts! Jado stares Dick down, Evil gets under Tama’s leap! Tama comes back with a body shot, forearms, and then runs. Evil uses the ref as a shield, then kicks low to suplex and put Tama on the ref’s shoulders! MAGIC KILLER!! But the ref goes flying! Fans fire up as all three men are down! The ref sits up first and fans rally again. Jado coaches Tama, but Evil is up and gets the legs. SCORPION DEATHLOCK! Tama endures as Evil pulls back on the hold! Fans rally, Tama powers up and crawls forward! Tama reaches out but Dick pulls the rope back! Tama still gets the ROPEBREAK!

Evil holds until the ref counts 4, but he’s frustrated. Fans rally again, and Evil drags Tama back up. Evil fireman’s carries for DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Tama survives and fans fire up! Evil is beside himself while fans rally and Jado coaches Tama. Evil slashes his throat and drags Tama back up. EVERYTHING- NO! Tama fights that off, but Evil rakes Tama’s eyes again! The ref reprimands, Evil whips Tama, but Tama reverses! Evil reverses again and Tama hits bare buckles again! But Tama roars and comes back to LARIAT Evil down! Fans are thunderous as the two are both down and their cornermen are shouting!

Tama gets up first and runs at Evil in the corner. Evil BOOTS Tama, but Tama comes back, into another BOOT! Evil swings, into a dragon sleeper! TONGAN TWIST! Cover, TWO! Evil survives but Tama keeps focus. Tama vows to end it here, and he underhooks the arms! Dick distracts, Tama DECKS him, but Evil spins him! EVER- NO! Tama slips out to GUN- NO! Evil shoves Tama at the ref! But Tama blocks the low blow! Tama spins Evil to fireman’s carry and ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Tama goes up top and SUPREME FLOW!! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives and Tama can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous again with their claps and even stomping!

Tama calls his shot and fans fire up more! Tama pounds the mat, wanting Evil to get up. Fans clap along and they get faster and faster. Evil rises, Tama aims, GUN STUN!!! Cover, Dick drags the ref out and throws him into railing! Tama would’ve won here! Dick gets in, SPOILER CHOKER!! But Jado gets in to use his OWN choker! But here comes House of Torture! Sho and Yujiro Takahashi mug Jado! They stomp Jado out of the ring, but here comes Bullet Club prime! Taiji Ishimori & El Phantasmo run House of Torture out! Sho and Yujiro fall back as Taiji helps Tama up, but what is ELP doing tuning up!? SUPERKICK to Tama!?!

Taiji & ELP get the ref back in, and Evil drags himself up! Evil staggers over to drag Tama up. EVERYTHING IS EVIL! Cover, Evil wins!!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the second round)

What is the meaning of Bone Soldier & Headbanga screwing over Tama? They and House of Torture then stomp away on Tama! Young Lions rush in but are thrown out! Jado SMACKS away with his kendo stick! He gets Sho, then ELP, then really gets Yujiro and Taiji! That kendo stick broke but the Master Heater has saved his Good Bad Guy. Wait, here comes Chase! Is Crown Jewel still- NO! SHI TRIGGER for Jado! And he’s punching away on Tama! Fale gets in, Chase drags Tama up and feeds him to Fale! But here comes LOA! Loa DECKS Chase, and tells Fale to try him! So Fale gives Loa the GRENADE!

The rest of Bullet Club drags GoD into the center to stomp away! But wait, here comes Gedo! The Blacksmith gives thumbs up and applause! Gedo gets his brass knuckles, and he DECKS Jado! Was it Gedo and Jay White who orchestrated this expulsion of the Guerrillas? Is this all because of what happened in Impact? Gedo says they’re to throw the Too Sweet UP now! Well, there was reconciliation, in that the rest of Bullet Club has gotten rid of the Guerrillas of Destiny. Will Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa come for revenge? Will they even be able to fight back against so many?

 

2022 New Japan Cup Second Round: Hiromu Takahashi VS Minoru Suzuki!

Los Ingobernables de Japon was successful last night, but the Timebomb was dragged away into the back by the Meanest Man in the World! Hiromu was spared so that this match could still happen, but will Suzuki put an end to him right here? Or will things stay tranquilo to the end?

“KAZE NI NARE” passes and no one attacks, but Hiromu and Suzuki stare down. Red Shoes wants the two to go to their corners, but they down, so the bell rings and fans cheer. Suzuki and Hiromu circle, feel things out, but Hiromu backs up. He and Suzuki circle more, feel out the knuckle locks, but Hiromu backs away again. Suzuki and Hiromu try a third time, and Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki just smirks and Hiromu dares him to try. Suzuki CHOPS, Hiromu CHOPS, we have a CHOP fight already! Fans rally as the CHOPS go back and forth, again and again! Suzuki even laughs as Hiromu CHOPS more! Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS in return!

Suzuki grins, Hiromu CHOPS him! There is already blood from broken skin on Suzuki’s chest, but he doesn’t care! Suzuki CHOPS Hiromu back, but Hiromu stays standing. Fans rally as the CHOPS continue! Suzuki laughs, Hiromu eggs him on, and Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu CHOPS, Suzuki CHOPS, and the two stare down while their chests are stinging. The CHOPS continue, and fans rally up again. Suzuki has a red shoulder but he just CHOPS Hiromu again! Hiromu staggers, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOPS right back! They just keep going, and Hiromu shakes his head as he fires up. The CHOPS aren’t stopping!

Hiromu asks what’s wrong? Where’s the fire? Suzuki CHOPS again, Hiromu CHOPS and there’s even more blood! Suzuki shoves to CHOP, and Hiromu grits his teeth to stay standing. Hiromu CHOPS, Suzuki snarls but he CHOPS back. CHOP for CHOP, fans are in awe that they’re still doing this! That red shoulder gets redder, Hiromu has one, too, but they’re not slowing down! Hiromu does wobble, though, and fans cheer this exchange as it takes a moment to let off. Suzuki tastes his own blood and grins. Hiromu also laughs as he CHOPS again! Hiromu keeps egging Suzuki on so Suzuki CHOPS him again!

Suzuki eggs Hiromu on, and Hiromu winds up to CHOP! It’s been five minutes of CHOPS! Hiromu takes a moment before he CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki keeps Hiromu from falling to CHOP him again, and has him against ropes! Suzuki CHOPS away, unanswered from Hiromu! Suzuki then throws Hiromu out, but Hiromu CHOPS back! Hiromu falls over, exhausted, but Suzuki laughs as he stands him up, to CHOP again! Hiromu staggers away and fans are stunned! Suzuki brings Hiromu up but Hiromu CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki just laughs so Hiromu CHOPS more!

Suzuki starts leaning into Hiromu’s CHOPS! He’s backing Hiromu down, then CHOPS him down! Suzuki drags Hiromu up to whip him into railing! Hiromu flounders away, and Suzuki looks under the ring. Suzuki brings out a chair! Red Shoes reprimands and stops Suzuki from using the chair but Suzuki tells him to get out of his way. Red Shoes refuses to let him have the chair so Suzuki shoves him down. Red Shoes clings to the chair and fans cheer his moxie. Suzuki wants the chair back but Red Shoes is hooked into it. Suzuki stomps Hiromu then drags him up. Suzuki KNEES Hiromu hard and low and Hiromu sputters as he falls.

Suzuki drags Hiromu back up, but Hiromu CHOPS again! The ring count climbs, Hiromu CHOPS. Suzuki CHOPS back and Hiromu falls. The count is 10 of 20 already but Suzuki doesn’t look to be in any hurry. He gets in at 15 of 20 and leaves Hiromu outside. Fans rally, Hiromu is up at 18 and in at 19.9! Suzuki kicks Hiromu around, stomps him, kicks him more, then scuffs him. Suzuki mockingly asks what’s wrong and Hiromu gets up to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Suzuki eggs him on, then CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki reels Hiromu in to CHOP him again! Hiromu wobbles and flops to the mat!

Fans fire up as Suzuki stands over Hiromu. Suzuki shakes his head and he wants Hiromu to get back up. Hiromu is defiant and he CHOPS again! And again! And again! Suzuki CHOPS back, and again! And again! Suzuki brings Hiromu around just to CHOP him back down! Suzuki wants Hiromu to get up, so he applauds with the fans. Hiromu grits his teeth and Suzuki eggs him on. Hiromu just CHOPS again! And again! Suzuki just scowls as he leans into the CHOPS! Then he CHOPS Hiromu again and again! Hiromu and Suzuki trade CHOPS, Suzuki fires off a string of them, then runs. hiromu throws the first forearm!

Suzuki gets forehead to forehead with Suzuki, Hiromu runs and throws another forearm! Fans cheer as they keep going, Hiromu throws another forearm! And then a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Suzuki ends up in a corner, Hiromu runs in to clothesline! Hiromu shoves Suzuki down, Suzuki goes out but Hiromu puts him right back in, to basement dropkick! Hiromu drags Suzuki up fast, to suplex, FALCON ARROW! Cover, ONE!! Fans rally and Suzuki shakes his head. Fans clap, “HI-RO-MU!” “SU-ZU-KI!” They both stand, Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Suzuki slips off to shove and BOOT Hiromu!

Suzuki snapmares, Hiromu comes back to SLAP! Hiromu reels Suzuki in but he breaks free to SLAP back! Suzuki says, “Okay, okay, okay.” Suzuki slaps himself a bit, then dares Hiromu to bring it. Hiromu CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS again! The CHOP fight returns and hits a new gear! Those red shoulders are spreading across their chests, but Suzuki dares Hiromu to bring more! Fans rally up and Hiromu comes back. Hiromu shouts as he CHOPS! It’s been fifteen minutes, 90% chops! Suzuki CHOPS again! Hiromu shakes his head, CHOPS again, but Suzuki just CHOPS back!

The CHOPS start flying again, and fans rally up as Hiromu eggs Suzuki on. Suzuki CHOPS, Hiromu leans against ropes, but Suzuki taunts him again. Hiromu comes back and gets in Suzuki’s face. Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS! Hiromu staggers back, and he flexes in order to stay up. Suzuki wants Hiromu to show him more of that fighting spirit! So Hiromu CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, and the CHOP fight continues! Hiromu gets CHOP after CHOP, then CHOPS as Suzuki winds up! Hiromu runs, Suzuki dodges and gets around, SLEEPER! Hiromu counters with a victory roll, TWO! Cradle, TWO! SUPERKICK!

Suzuki wobbles, Hiromu runs, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! But Suzuki stays up on pure anger! Suzuki stands Hiromu up to fire off slapping palm strikes! Hiromu wobbles, but he fires up! Suzuki throws more slapping palm strikes! Hiromu staggers and wobbles, but he powers up again! Fans are fired up as he gets in Suzuki’s face. Suzuki HEADBUTTS Hiromu, then ROCKS him with a forearm! SLEEPER HOLD! Hiromu drops to the mat but he feebly reaches out. Red Shoes checks him and fans rally up! Suzuki drags Hiromu up, spins him around, but Hiromu trips to jackknife! TWO!!

Suzuki gets up to KNEE Hiromu down! Suzuki then drags Hiromu up, but Hiromu HEADBUTTS! Hiromu wrenches, heel rolls Suzuki, HIROMU WINS!!!

Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall (advances to the second round)

Suzuki kicks Hiromu away but the match is already over! The “Hiromu Roll” get the better of Suzuki, and now the Timebomb is moving on to the next round! Suzuki takes his anger out on Young Lions, where will his wrath go now that he’s out of the Cup?

As for Hiromu, he catches his breath, sits with his Best of the Super Juniors trophy, and gets the mic. “Today, all you people here, and those watching on World, you may have thought that today, facing Suzuki, was just another tournament match. But for me, the feeling of beating Suzuki, and putting away a heavyweight, I’m proud of that!” Fans cheer that sentiment. “I’ve been beaten to a pulp. That didn’t look cool, but that doesn’t matter. I did what I could to win, and to be here talking right now.”

Hiromu manages to stand and says, “Really, looking around, I’m the only Junior Heavyweight still alive in this tournament. I won’t let anyone ever again say a Junior can’t beat a Heavyweight! Whatever happens, no matter what it takes, you see the result! Hiromu Takahashi will win the New Japan Cup as a Junior Heavyweight! Until then, let’s have more, more, more, more, more, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE… FUN TOGETHER~!” The Timebomb is the last Junior Heavyweight standing, will he shock us all and add the New Japan Cup to his trophy case? Or will Darkness Fall on him in the next round?


My Thoughts:

What a way to end the second round of this tournament! The tag matches were all fine from what I skimmed, and all the results made sense. Tiger Mask VS Chase Owens was a good match, but it makes sense for Chase to win. Takagi VS Loa was great stuff, they really are heavy hitters, Takagi moves on and is going to definitely get a win over Chase next round. Loa losing makes sense given what we got out of Evil VS Tama. That was a great match and then what a shocking development. I didn’t think Bullet Club would kick out GoD like that. Now the only original member left is Fale, and I don’t ever see him leaving. This isn’t really a Bullet Club Civil War anymore, and who knows where we go from here.

Hiromu VS Suzuki was one for the ages. I wrote “CHOP” 77 times in that match but that wasn’t even every chop so they probably reached 100. That was the wildest thing I’ve seen in a long time, especially in NJPW. And what’s even cooler is that Hiromu won! I did wonder if they wanted to revisit Evil VS Hiromu, here it is, and that could go either way. Evil is coming off this big win that united Bullet Club against GoD, and he could have House of Torture to screw Hiromu over, but it’d be even more awesome if Hiromu won again. Though, if that happened, Hiromu would be facing Takagi and I don’t think NJPW would do that. Takagi VS Evil would be a pretty good move.

My Score: 8.9/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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