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Mitchell’s NJPW Golden Fight Series Results & Report! (4/18/22)

On the road to Dontaku!

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NJPW GFS

Let the Golden Fight Series begin!

Before fighting for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, Kazuchika Okada and Tetsuya Naito meet in a tag team main event! Who gets the first win in this newest warm-up series?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Ryohei Oiwa VS Kosei Fujita; Oiwa wins.
  • Master Wato & Yuto Nakashima VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Desperado & Kanemaru win.
  • Togi Makabe & Ryusuke Taguchi VS DOUKI & Zack Sabre Jr; Douki & ZSJ win.
  • 8 Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Toru Yano, Hirooki Goto & YOSHI-HASHI VS Bullet Club; Tiger Mask, Yano, Goto & Hashi win.
  • 8 Man Tag: JadoAce & Guerrillas of Destiny VS The House of Torture; JadoAce & GoD win.
  • Taichi & TAKA Michinoku VS Shingo Takagi & BUSHI; Takagi & Bushi win.
  • Kazuchika Okada & YOH VS Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi; Naito & Takahashi win.

PLAY BY PLAY

8 Man Tag: JadoAce & Guerrillas of Destiny VS The House of Torture!

Revenge on the Bullet Club is not yet complete, as the Good Bad Guy wants to take the NEVER Openweight Championship from Evil! Will Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa, Hiroshi Tanahashi & The Master Heater finally take the fight to the King of Darkness and his cohorts?

Tanahashi shoves off the muscles and fans applaud. Jado rallies up the fans while the House of Torture Too Sweets. And then the House of Torture attacks! Sho goes after Tanahashi, Evil is after Tama, Dick is after Jado, and Yujiro is after Loa! Yujiro keeps Loa in the ring while the others take things out of the ring! Yujiro CLUBS and stomps Loa down, then the ref rings the bell to get this on record. Evil CLAWS Tama’s back while Yujiro digs his knee into Loa’s head. The ref reprimands, but Evil rakes Tama’s face! Yujiro knees Loa low then CLUBS him down again. Yujiro brings Loa around to headlock and grind him down.

Loa endures, fights up, and he powers out. Yujiro rams shoulders with Loa but Loa doesn’t budge! Yujiro throws a forearm but Loa eggs him on. Yujiro throws more forearms and Loa fires up! “Is that it?! C’mon, Yujiro!” So Yujiro rakes Loa’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Yujiro whips Loa to a corner. Loa reverses, runs in, but Yujiro boots him away! Yujiro runs, but into a scoop! Yujiro escapes, backslides, but Loa rolls through! Loa avoids Pimp Juice and headbutts low! Loa then back hands, uppercuts, and repeat! Fans fire up as Loa keeps hitting Yujiro in the corner, then fires off body shots and palm strikes, topping it off with a CHOP!

Tag to Tanahashi and fans rally as Tanahashi whips and CLOBBERS Yujiro! Tanahashi drops a SENTON! Fans cheer, Tanahashi gives us some air guitar before throwing the guitar to the crowd. Tanahashi drags Yujiro over and tags in Tama. Tama wrenches Yujiro, wrenches again, and tags in Jado! Fans rally up as Jado CLUBS Yujiro’s arm! Jado bumps Yujiro off buckles and then CHOPS him! And CHOPS again! Fans fire up as Jado calls for another, and he puts some stank on the CHOP! Jado snapmares Yujiro then dares House of Torture to try something. Fans rally, Jado throws Yujiro through ropes, and brings him out, only for Sho to attack!

The House of Torture knocks Tanahashi and GoD down! Sho stands on Jado’s neck, the ref counts and Sho lets off at 4. Evil RAMS Tama into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san stays up but that hurt his hands! Evil then chokes Tama with the mic cord! Loa saves Tama but Evil rakes Loa’s eyes! Dick and Sho choke Jado behind the ref’s back but get away with it! Yujiro covers, TWO! Jado survives the onslaught and fans rally up. Yujiro tags Dick and Dick ROCKS Jado with a haymaker! Dick stomps Jado down, rakes his eyes, but the ref reprimands. Dick lets off to talk trash and stomp Jado some more.

Dick drags Jado up, wrenches, then tags Evil. Sho and Dick hold Jado so Evil can CLUB him down. Evil then taunts Tama, and the ref is busy keeping Tama and the others back. Evil uses this distraction to choke Jado with a House of Torture T-shirt! Evil gets away with that, and taunts Tama more. Tag to Sho, and the Murder Machine stomps a mudhole into Jado. The ref counts as Sho digs his boots in, but Sho lets off at 4. Sho taunts Jado but fans rally up behind him. Jado crawls as Sho kicks at him. Sho scuffs Jado but Jado just gets mad! Jado eggs Sho on, Sho throws forearms, and Jado is hulking up!

But Sho rakes his eyes! Sho runs, but Jado runs Sho over! Fans fire up as Jado and Sho crawl, hot tags to Tama and Evil! Tama dodges Evil to DECK Yujiro and swing on Dick! Evil comes back, but Tama blocks to fire off haymaker after haymaker! Tama DECKS Evil, elbows him down then dropkicks him! Fans fire up with Tama and he runs at Evil in the corner, STINGER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Tama stays fired up and he brings Evil up. Tama fireman’s carries but Evil fights off to waistlock. Tama elbows free, runs, but Yujiro and his pimp cane are there! Evil reels Tama in, but Tama elbows free again!

Tama runs, but Dick trips him up! Evil runs, but Tanahashi trips him! Tama says he owes Tana on that one! Tama drags Evil up, dragon sleeper, but Evil spins around. Tama blocks the suplex but Evil blocks the superkick to give the foot to the ref! Evil then mule kicks Tama down, and tags out to Dick! Evil and Dick beat down Tama, the ref reprimands, but they double whip Tama to ropes. Tama ducks the double clothesline to DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as all three men fall down! Tama crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! The Ace runs at Dick to CLOBBER him! Tanahashi DECKS Sho and Yujiro, too!

Tanahashi fires off on Dick, then scoops to SLAM him! Tanahashi goes up the corner, for the SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Tanahashi and he waits on Dick. Tanahashi runs but Dick gets around to headlock and punch! The House goes after GoD again, then they double whip Tanahashi to a corner. Dick runs in to back elbow! Sho runs in to forearm smash! Yujiro BOOTS, and Evil clotheslines! Then FISHERMAN BUSTER! Dick covers, TWO! Tanahashi is still in this for his team! The House goes after GoD again, and Dick gets the SPOILER CHOKER on Tanahashi!

Tanahashi endures and Tama saves him! Tama then gets Evil for a TONGAN TWIST! Yujiro BOOTS Tama, Loa SPEARS Yujiro! Dick staggers around, fans rally up, and Tanahashi SHOTEIS! Dick wobbles, Tanahashi runs, but Sho KICKS him! Sho holds Tanahashi but Jado trips Sho off the apron! Jado DECKS Sho, but Dick mule kicks Tanahashi! Dick runs, into Tanahashi’s SLINGBLADE! Fans fire up and Tanahashi goes up top, HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, Tana’s team wins!

Winners: JadoAce & Guerrillas of Destiny, by pinfall

The House just fell apart! Evil is still adamant that HE will remain King of NEVER, but with GODACE coming for the Six Man titles and Tama going after the singles title, will he soon be the king of nothing?

 

Taichi & TAKA Michinoku VS Shingo Takagi & BUSHI!

At the end of Hyper Battle 2022, the Holy Emperor won the KOPW 2022 trophy from Toru Yano, and then called out the Rampaging Dragon! Takagi isn’t about playing games, and promises to give KOPW a hard hitting stipulation. Will this just be a sampler of how hard Takagi is going to hit Taichi?

The teams sort out and Taichi shows off his dancing pecks. Takagi shows he has some pep in the pecks, and fans applaud. Taichi dares Takagi to step up, so these two start in a KOPW 2022 sampler! Fans rally as Taichi produces a Sapporo brand beer? It’s just the can, because as Taichi’s been saying online, he’ll even play Kick the Can to defend his trophy. Taichi dares Takagi to make a move on the can, and fans applaud. Takagi isn’t sure what to make of this, so he kicks the can. Taichi CHOKES Takagi! The ref counts, Taichi lets off and he gets mad about the can. Takagi headbutts and CLUBS Taichi back!

Taichi whips, Takagi rams shoulders! Taichi rams back but Takagi runs him over! Taichi BOOTS Takagi down! Fans fire up as Takagi gets back to his feet and stares Taichi down. They circle, but then they back away to tag in Bushi and Taka. Black Mask (even though he’s wearing yellow) and the Blue Playmaker (even though he’s wearing black) circle. They tie up and Bushi CLUBS Taka, ROCKS him, ROCKS him again, then ROCKS him again! Taka gets mad, and pokes Bushi in the eye. Taka whips, Bushi slips off his back and runs to RANA! Fans fire up and Taka staggers to a corner. Bushi is after him to throw more forearms.

Bushi stomps Taka, whips corner to corner, then runs in but Taka dodges. Taka runs in but Bushi swing kicks him away! But Taichi CHOKES Bushi and drives him to the apron! Taka DECKS Takagi, the ref reprimands Taichi and Taichi stops choking so he can whip Bushi into railing! Taichi then goes after Takagi to whip him into railing! Taichi POSTS Takagi and lets him slump to the floor. Taka puts Bushi back in the ring while Taichi stands on Takagi’s neck. Taka digs at Bushi’s mask! The ref reprimands and counts, Taka lets off to set Bushi down and scrape his soles off Bushi’s head! Taka then drags Bushi up and uppercuts him to the corner!

Tag to Taichi, he digs his boot into Bushi, and Taka joins in. The ref reprimands and counts, Taichi puts his hands up. Not the problem! The ref counts again, Taka puts his hands up. Still not the problem! The ref keeps counting, so Taichi lets off with a laugh. Taichi taunts Takagi and the ref is busy with them, so Taka stands on Bushi’s head! Bushi shouts out to the ref and the ref finally notices! The ref counts, Taka lets off, and Taichi stands Bushi up. Taichi chokes Bushi, tags Taka, and Taka digs his fingers into Bushi’s mask again! The ref reprimands, Taka lets off, and fans rally up as Taka brings Bushi up.

Taka uppercuts again, then tags Taichi. Taichi stomps Bushi down, drags him up, and fans rally. Taichi snapmares Bushi to KICK him in the back. Cover, but the ref sees that’s a choke! Taichi lets off and tries again, but the ref sees that’s still a choke! Taichi says that’s not a choke, THIS is a choke! The ref counts, Taichi lets off at 4, and Taichi argues with him about the choke. Taichi smirks and he gives toying kicks. Bushi gets up and fires forearms! Taichi chokes him again! Taichi throws Bushi down, runs, but Bushi dropkicks the legs out! Fans rally up and both men crawl, hot tag to Takagi!

Fans fire up as Takagi runs in at Taichi, but he blocks a boot to clothesline! Takagi fires off forearms, but Taka kicks Takagi. Taka rakes eyes, kicks more, and then he and Taichi double whip. Takagi holds ropes, runs Taichi over and scoop SLAMS Taka, before he SENTONS Taichi! Cover, TWO! Takagi encourages the fans to get louder and they oblige. Takagi winds up and runs, but Taichi boots the Pumping Bomber! Taichi chokes Takagi but Takagi chokes him back! Takagi puts Taichi in a corner, the ref counts, and Takagi lets off at 4. Takagi whips Taichi corner to corner, but Taichi reverses to wrench and DANGEROUS HOOK KICK!

Both men fall and fans fire up again! Taichi crawls, gets up and kicks at Takagi, but Takagi blocks the buzzsaw! Takagi ROCKS Taichi, but Taichi comes back to KICK. Takagi and Taichi go back and forth, forearm for kick! Fans rally up as Takagi gets the edge, but Taichi SOBATS! Taichi runs, into an ELBOW! JAB! YUKON- Taichi gets under to waistlock but Takagi standing switches! Taichi blocks the lift to PELE Takagi down! Fans fire up again and Taichi crawls to hot tag Taka! Taka stomps Takagi over and over, then drags him up. Takagi ROCKS Taka, runs, but Taka runs the other way to BOOT him down!

Taka DECKS Bushi, stomps Takagi and digs his boots in. Taka whips corner to corner, runs in and clotheslines! Taichi adds a clothesline of his own, then snapmares for Taka’s SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Taichi goes out after Bushi but Bushi RAMS Taichi into railing! Taka brings Takagi up but Takagi is too big to scoop! Takagi shoves Taka away, blocks the eye poke and pulls Taka’s fingers! But Taka just pokes Takagi with the other hand! Taka runs in to stomp Takagi, whip him corner to corner, but misses in the corner. Bushi back elbows, Takagi clotheslines, then feed to an ENZIGURI! JAB! CODE BREAKER!

Busih DECKS Taichi then DIVES! Direct hit and Taichi hits railing! Fans fire up and Takagi PUMPING BOMBERS Taka! Cover, LIJ wins!

Winners: Shingo Takagi & Bushi, by pinfall

Taichi got hit hard and Takagi gave hard hits, but these two didn’t quite have the collision Takagi promised. Takagi grabs Taichi’s mic stand, which has the KOPW trophy attached! Takagi hands it back to Taichi, but these two will meet for this prize in just one week! What brutal match type will Takagi come up with in that time?

 

Kazuchika Okada & YOH VS Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi!

The Rainmaker overcame Zack Sabre Jr. to retain THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. But he still had the New Japan Cup loss eating away at him, so he called out the Uncontrollable Charisma! Naito accepted the challenge and these two will go around one more time in 2022! But Wrestling Dontaku is still weeks away, so who gets the first win in this long and winding warm-up series?

Naito again takes his time with his fancy entrance attire, but Okada is very patient. The teams sort out, and after an LIJ fist bump, Naito starts against Okada for an IWGP World Heavyweight Championship preview. Fans rally and applaud already, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” as the two circle. They tie up, end up on ropes rather easily, and Naito lets off quickly. They go again, tie up and Okada gets around only for Naito to wrench through. Okada wrenches back, Naito rolls and leg picks to have a toehold. Okada endures, pries at Naito’s arms, but Naito holds on tight. Okada uses a leg but Naito uses that to push him to a cover, ONE!

Naito tries a lateral press now, ONE, and Okada gets up. Naito snapmares into a chinlock but Okada endures. Okada fights up, puts Naito on ropes, and Red Shoes counts. Okada and Naito let each other go and fans cheer as they reset again. They knuckle lock now, but then clinch. Naito facelocks, Okada drops to trip him up, but Naito has the leg guard ready. Okada bypasses that to latter press, but Naito rolls. Okada facelocks, Naito spins it around onto him, and Okada fights up. Naito gets around to schoolboy, TWO! Naito hurries to chinlock but Okada pushes him down to toehold! Naito scrambles and gets the ropebreak!

Fans applaud this technical exchange and Okada lets off the leg. Naito goes outside the ring, Okada waits, and Naito takes his time returning. Okada and Naito go again, knuckle locks and a clinch, and Okada puts Naito in the corner. Yoh tags in, but Naito slips away. Naito circles with Yoh, but then tags Hiromu. Fans rally for the Timebomb but Yoh trips him up! Things speed up, Hiromu goes around Yoh to run him over! Fans applaud and Hiromu runs, but Yoh drops. Hiromu sees that and whips but Yoh reverses. Things keep moving, Yoh drop toeholds Hiromu to then basement dropkick! Fans applaud as the tables have turned.

Yoh stomps Hiromu to a corner, then stands him up to ROCK him with a forearm. Yoh wrenches an arm, whips corner to corner, then runs in, but Hiromu dodges! Naito gets in to atomic drop Yoh, and set him up for Hiromu’s SHOTGUN! Yoh hits buckles, Okada runs in, but Naito drop toeholds him, and Hiromu adds a basement dropkick! Okada bails out, Naito goes out after him to CLUB him down with elbows. Fans rally while Hiromu brings Yoh up. Naito chokes Okada with the railing while Hiromu CHOPS Yoh! And CHOPS him again. Yoh ends up in the corner, Hiromu CHOPS him even more!

Tag to Naito, he CLUBS Yoh, then CLUBS him again. Naito brings Yoh up, CLUBS him even harder, then drags him up into a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Naito tags Hiromu, LIJ double whips and double elbows Yoh down! Hiromu covers, TWO! Fans rally while Hiromu circles Yoh. Hiromu brings Yoh up and mockingly asks what’s wrong. Hiromu then CHOPS Yoh again, and CHOPS him again! Yoh shoves back then CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Hiromu just CHOPS Yoh off his feet! Tag to Naito, he brings Yoh up and around, BACKBREAKER to the leg hook nelson! Yoh endures as Naito stares Okada down.

Okada shouts to Yoh but Hiromu has Red Shoes keep his eyes on Okada. Yoh fights, reaches out with his legs, and kicks his way to the ROPEBREAK! Naito lets go without a count, and he tags Hiromu back in. Hiromu drags Yoh up, CHOPS him to a corner, and then eggs Yoh on. Yoh stands, Hiromu CHOPS but Yoh fires forearms back! Yoh kicks, Hiromu CHOPS, then Hiromu CHOPS again! Hiromu whips corner to corner, runs in, and clotheslines Yoh! Hiromu snapmares and runs, but Yoh’s ready for this! Yoh dodges the basement dropkick to run and dropkick Hiromu! Fans fire up again while both men are down!

Fans rally as Yoh and Hiromu crawl, hot tags to Okada and Naito! Naito dodges, Okada dodges, then Okada fires off forearms! Okada whips,  Naito reverses but Okada CLOBBERS him with an elbow! Okada whips corner to corner, runs in and back elbows, then he kicks Naito for a DDT! Cover, TWO! Okada stands Naito up, scoops him, but Naito slips out! Naito BOOTS Okada, then gets around him to full nelson, then arm-drag! And then hip toss to a basement dropkick! Fans fire up while Okada crawls to a corner. Naito whips him corner to corner, runs in, but Okada BOOTS him! Okada then pops Naito up to the Alabama!

Naito holds onto the ropes so Okada dumps him to the apron. Naito ROCKS Okada back but Okada dropkicks the legs out! Naito tumbles and staggers away, but Okada goes out after him. Okada kicks low to then DDT to the floor! Okada drags Naito up, puts him in the ring, then scoops him. Naito fights the gut wrench, but Okada powers through! Naito victory rolls out of that, TWO! Okada BOOTS Naito, then uppercuts! Okada whips, Naito reverses and uses ropes to TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up again as both men crawl. Hot tag to Hiromu! Hiromu CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS Okada, then whips to ROCK Okada with a forearm!

Hiromu puts Okada on ropes, kicks the ropes to jam Okada, and then runs, but into Okada’s FLAPJACK! Both men are down again and fans rally back up! Okada crawls, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh fires off forearms and has Hiromu in a corner. He whips corner to corner but Hiromu reverses. Yoh goes up and over, ducks and dodges and FLYING FOREARMS Hiromu down! Fans fire up with Yoh, and he aims from the corner. Yoh runs corner to corner, but Hiromu BOOTS him back! Hiromu runs, but into a sobat! Front kick, and HALF HATCH! Bridging cover, TWO! Okada gets in to BOOT Naito down!

Yoh and Okada watch Hiromu get up. JUMP KNEE into a BOOT, uppercut into an uppercut! Then FALCON ARROW! Cover, Naito breaks it! He got around Okada but now Okada throws Naito out. Okada goes out after Naito while Yoh fires up! Yoh tunes up and fans clap along. Yoh aims at Hiromu, runs in, but Hiromu blocks the superkick! Naito throws Okada into railing! Yoh catches the lariat but Hiromu fights the underhooks! Hiromu shoves Yoh into Naito’s back elbow, Hiromu SUPERKICKS then Naito ENZIGURIS! Hiromu runs to HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! Cover, TWO!! Yoh survives and fans fire up!

Hiromu fires up, Naito keeps Okada down on the outside, and Hiromu fireman’s carries. CORNER DEATH VALLEY! Hiromu roars again and he drags Yoh back up. Fireman’s carry again, but Yoh slips out! Yoh O’Conner Rolls, but no bridge! Full nelson but Yoh breaks out! Hiromu ducks the elbow to SUPERKICK! Hiromu reels Yoh into another fireman’s carry, for TIMEBOMB!! Cover, LIJ wins again!

Winners: Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall

Los Ingobernables de Japon sweeps the night! But with Hiromu taking down Yoh, that technically leaves Okada and Naito even. May 1st is on the horizon, will the Rainmaker be ready for Wrestling Dontaku?

As for Hiromu, he gets the mic to say, “Oi, Yoh! What’s the matter? I beat you that easy? OI! You’re a completely different guy to the one I faced in the BOSJ final last year. You’ve fallen so low and have no presence at all! Huh?! Oi, Yoh! Are you just satisfied with coming in and going to work? Oi, Yoh. You’re supposed to bring some fire to this ring! I’m sure none of this will get through to you, and now what? You’re going to pull a no comment and go home? I know you’ve got heart, but whatever. I’ve got nothing more to say to you. Hiromu drops the mic and Yoh starts crawling to the back.

But then Hiromu picks the mic back up to shout, “Get the hell outta here! You can’t do anything!” Seems he does have more to say. “Just keep on enjoying the career you have!” Hiromu drops the mic again, seems now he has nothing more to say. Will these words reignite Mr. Direct Drive so that they can meet again in this year’s BOSJ finals?

Wait, he gets the mic again and he claps. Fans clap along, but Naito snatches the mic from Hiromu. “Reporter Naito is here with the winner of the main event, Hiromu Takahashi.” Hiromu plays along as fans applaud. “Very nice win today.” “Thank you.” “How did you feel about today, the series opener here in Nagoya?” “Well, it was the first match on the tour leading up to Fukuoka PayPay Dome, where Tetsuya Naito is in the main event for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, so I did my best not to hold him back.” Fans applaud that answer. Naito says Hiromu’s victory is “of course, a result of your partner, Tetsuya Naito’s efforts, as well. Thoughts?”

Hiromu says Naito is an “immense star,” and he can learn a lot from him. “But inside, I know that someday I want ot surpass him. But for now, I just felt I couldn’t hold him back.” Naito reminds us that on May 1st, he will face Okada at the PayPay Dome. Who does Hiromu think will win? “Hmm… I think it will be a difficult match, but I hope that Naito pulls out the win for everyone.” Reporter Naito says wrestler Naito is surely watching this backstage. Does Hiromu have any advice for him? “I think Okada is a flawless athlete, but Naito can create a weakness in him and pick up the win. Good luck, Naito!”

Naito asks if there are any final thoughts for the fans here in Nagoya. Please say them to the camera for everyone watching all over the world. “We’re heading for PayPay Dome, where I’m sure Naito will become World Heavyweight Champion. I look forward to teaming up with Fujinami, who held the junior heavyweights in high esteem. I’ll be doing my best! Thank you very much!” Naito says as a personal request, he wants Hiromu to close this out. Hiromu accepts. Naito says he’d like nothing more more more more than for Hiromu to do the LIJ roll call. Hiromu will do his best to live up to those expectations.

Then Naito shall hand over the mic for a surely thrilling roll call. Hiromu tells everyone here that while they can’t yell out, please shout in your hearts. “Bushi! Sanada! Hiromu! Takagi! Y Naito! Nosotros… LOS! Ingoberrrrrnableeeeees~! DE! JA! PON!” Then Naito snatches up the mic to say, “Today’s hero, Hiromu Takahashi!” Clearly a lot of fun ‘n’ games in celebration, but will everything go LIJ’s way in this Golden Fight Series?


My Thoughts:

A pretty good event to start this Golden Fight Series, but really the only one worth covering already. Tuesday and Wednesday will be Video On Demand Only, but their match cards are really just rehashes of tonight. And then Friday, Saturday and Sunday don’t even seem to be on NJPW World’s schedule so I wouldn’t be able to do those, anyway. And even here, I skipped most of the matches. The first being Young Lion VS Young Lion actually made it unpredictable. I will say, splitting up the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions up was a unique way to build to their title defense. Taguchi & Wato are taking on Kanemaru & Douki, and Suzuki-Gun sweeps to basically signal the champions are retaining.

Chaos & Tiger Mask win because I bet Goto & Hashi are going to build back to a tag title rematch with The United Empire. I kept House of Torture VS Jado Avengers because it works towards the coming NEVER title matches. I said last time that Evil was gong to lose one and keep the other, but since he retained both that time, I can’t be sure what happens. But Jado Avengers win for now to build some momentum, they could probably go back and forth with House of Torture before the end of the series. We got a very good tag match out of Taichi & Taka VS Takagi & Bushi, but of course Taka takes the loss. Takagi gets momentum, but I’m thinking Taichi retains in whatever match they have.

We also got a very good tag match main event, and I like that they used Yoh taking the loss to Hiromu as a way to also build towards this year’s Best of the Super Juniors, where it’s finally a separate event all it’s own again. Hiromu really tears into Yoh with that promo, so you can bet Yoh will have almost a duplicate run from BOSJ 28. The promo Naito and Hiromu had together was pretty clever stuff, and since he also gets the momentum to start, I feel like this Golden Fight Series will parallel New Years Golden Dash: Naito will get a lot of wins in this go-home series but Okada wins out in the end.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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