Does Fuego finally have the House of Black’s number?
Fuego del Sol is no longer alone, as the Dark Order is by his side against the House of Black! Will AEW’s favorite luchador finally burn down the house?
- Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Fuego Del Sol, Evil Uno & Preston Vance; The House of Black wins.
- Shawn Spears VS Big Damo; Spears wins.
- Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Red Velvet VS Kris Statlander; Statlander wins and advances to the semifinals.
- Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Matt Sydal & Dante Martin; Moxley & Bryan win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Fuego Del Sol, Evil Uno & Preston Vance!
Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews have been pushing the Fire of the Sun around, but he’s pushing back! And with the Dark Order backing him up, will Fuego finally get even with them? Or will the House always win?
The trios sort out and Brody starts with Uno. They tie up, Brody puts Uno in a corner but Uno dodges the splash to CHOP. Brody just gets mad! Uno dodges Brody’s chop, headlocks, but Brody powers out. Uno ducks and RANAS! Uno then CHOPS Brody in the corner, runs, but Brody runs him over! Uno gets up but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody brings Uno up, tags in Malakai and the House mugs Uno. Malakai brings Uno around to fire off fast hands and a KICK! Malakai KICKS Uno but Uno forearms and CHOPS back! Malakai forearms, headlocks but Uno powers out. Malakai rams Uno but Uno runs Malaki over!
Uno wrenches, fans duel, Vance tags in. The Dark Order mug Malakai in return, then they double whip! Vance whips Uno in to SPLASH in the corner, then a feed to the OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Vance drags Malakai to a cover, ONE! Vance drags Malakai up, puts him in the corner, but Malakai BOOTS back! Malakai fights Uno and Fuego off then gets Vance’s leg! HEEL HOOK! Vance powers up to rain down forearms! Vance gets free, blocks a kick and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And then tags- Fuego!? He tagged himself in! But Malakai arm-drags Fuego down! Fuego fight sup, throws haymakers, but Malakai knees low.
Malakai shoves and CLOBBERS Fuego! Malakai drags Fuego up, wrenches and Buddy tags in. Buddy climbs up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Buddy wrenches and WRINGS Fuego out! Buddy hooks up the arm then grabs the other to mock “CERO! MIEDO!” DARK ARMBAR!! Fuego writhes and Buddy laughs at his pain. Then Buddy stands on the arm, but Fuego gets free! Tag to Uno! Uno fires off forearms and CHOPS on Buddy, Buddy headlocks but Uno powers out. Malakai tags in, Buddy BOOTS, Malakai sweeps the leg! Brody tags in to SENTON! The House flanks Uno, DOUBLE PENALTY KICKS! Then DOUBLE BOOTS for Vance!
Fans rally as Brody gets Uno up. Brody gets Uno up but Uno fights free! Fuego tags in again! Fuego GAMANGIRIS Brody, but Brody BLASTS Fuego off the apron! Fans fire up while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody goes out and CHOPS Fuego against the apron! And CHOPS him again! Brody puts Fuego in the ring, drags Fuego up, and CHOPS Fuego to the corner. Tag to Buddy, he brings Fuego out to CHOP him down! Buddy goes after the bad arm with a top wristlock but Fuego endures. Fans rally, Fuego fights up, but Buddy cranks the bad arm harder! Fuego still endures, still fights up, and he arm-drags free! Fuego kicks, Buddy blocks and duck the enziguri to waistlock. Fuego elbows and elbows until he’s free! Rampage returns to single picture as Buddy blocks another kick. Buddy flips Fuego but he lands on his feet! SPANISH FLY!!
Fans fire up while both men are down! Buddy and Fuego crawl to their corners, hot tags to Malakai and Vance! Vance dodges Buddy, ROCKS Malakai, BOOTS Brody, CLOBBERS Buddy then Malakai! BIG back suplex for Buddy! Brody waistlocks but Vance elbows free! Brody shoves Vance, scoops but Vance slips off to shove and clothesline Brody out! Malakai creeps up, but Vance ducks Black Mass! Vance wheelbarrows Malakai while Uno BOOTS Brody! HOTSHOT GERMAN! Uno then CANNONBALLS the rest of the House! Vance covers, TWO!! Malakai survives and fans fire up as Vance calls for “TEN! TEN! TEN!”
Vance drags Malakai up but Malakai arm-drags free. Malakai ROCKS Vance, blocks a kick to KNEE Vance back, but Vance choke grips! Buddy gets in, but also gets a choke grip! Vance shoves Buddy, but Malakai KNEES Vance and drags him down, HEEL HOOK! Vance endures, reaches out, but Buddy goes after Uno. Uno sends Buddy into railing! Uno gets in, flips Malakai off and stomps him! Fans fire up, Malakai KICKS Uno back! Malakai throws Uno out, but turns around into a DISCUS!! The leg slows Vance down, he and Malakai go to corners. Hot tags to Brody and Uno! Uno ducks and dodges to BOOT!
Brody comes back but Uno dropkicks the legs out! Uno runs, to BOOT Brody again! And again! And again! Three boots but Brody is still up! Uno brings Brody up, reels him in, but Brody back drops free! Vance gets back in but Brody knees him down. Brody throws Vance out, Fuego returns but gets caught! Brody feeds Fuego to Buddy while Malakai ARIHARA MOONSAULTS Vance down! Brody DRAPING DDTs Fuego!! Brody runs in but Uno BOOTS him! Uno ducks one lariat but not the LEFT! Canadian rack, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, the House of Black wins!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall
The Numbers could not get it down, but wait! DEATH TRIANGLE makes their way out! Penta Oscuro, Rey Fenix, PAC and even Alex Abrahantes are here, and they unveil a tombstone. The House of Black’s name is on the stone, and the date: DOUBLE OR NOTHING, May 29th!! Will the House finally fall when Death Triangle puts it all on the line?
Backstage interview with Max Caster & The Gunn Club.
Lexi Nair cues up a clip from Dark: Elevation, after the Gunn Club & The Acclaimed were victorious as a quartet. It seems Bowens had a horrible spill on the stairs and now he’s injured! What does the group do now? Yeah, what do they do, father? Yes, Papa, what do they do? Yeah, daddy, what do they do? Billy Gunn moves past Austin to put his arm around Max Caster to say, “Well, son, all factions have to deal with adversity. But what makes a faction great is how they come out on the other side.” Bowens is watching at home, get well soon. And when you get back, get ready! They’ll have a big ol’ scissor party! Will Austin, Colten & Platinum Max keep things going in the Five Tool Player’s absence?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Tony Schiavone brings up the challenge set by Roppongi Vice, Trent Beretta & Rocky Romero, and Cash says that FTR are ROH World Tag Team Champions, as well as fighting champions, so on Dynamite, they have their match! Because FTR also wants to be AEW World Tag Team Champions and IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, so if they beat RPG Vice, that’ll put FTR in line for those titles. Dax knows RPG Vice likes to joke around, but this ain’t a joke to FTR. The titles are how he makes a living and provides for his family. RPG Vice isn’t going to make a joke out of this. If they want a fight, FTR will give them a fight. #TopGuysOut.
Shawn Spears VS ???
The Chair Man vows to be a #GiantKiller when he takes down Wardlow, but he has another big tune-up match. But what giant does he look to take on this week? It’s BIG DAMO! The Belfast Behemoth comes to AEW! Spears knows this man from the past, can he still be a giant killer in the present?
The bell rings and the two circle. Damo rushes Spears but Spears bails out. Damo rushes out but Spears gets back in and BOOTS Damo down! Spears slingshots but fakes Damo out, then SUPERKICKS from the apron! Damo glares and shakes his head! Damo hits Spears with the DIVIDE! Damo puts Spears in but Spears bails out the other side. Damo drags Spears up but Spears ROCKS Damo. Damo grits his teeth, Spears springboards in but Damo dodges! Damo fireman’s carries for the WASTELAND and SENTON! Damo goes up, VADER FLOP as Spears moves! Fans boo but Spears brings down the kneepad! KAMI-GOYE!
Damo stays up but Spears fireman’s carries him! “WARDLOW!!” C4!! Spears covers, Spears wins!
Winner: Shawn Spears, by pinfall
The Chair Man gets a mic and says he is Wardlow’s Kryptonite! He left Wardlow laying in the ring, proof that Wardlow is not Superman. Fans still chant for “WARD~LOW~” but Spears says next week, he won’t be trapped in a cage with Wardlow. Wardlow is going to be locked in a steel cage with Spears, the Giant Killer!
The Undisputed Elite speak.
Brandy Cutler, SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE! But at least he’s doing his job right. And speaking of doing something right, Kyle O’Reilly beat Rey Fenix in the Owen Hart Cup, and he did Adam Cole’s dirty work for him when he took to Sting! Kyle is on fire! Cole finds it is poetic that Cole VS O’Reilly in the finals is about to happen. The two best in the tournament! Kyle knew Cole would like what he did to the Stinger Man. And hopefully Vegas is ready for a little finger poke o’ doom. No, in all seriousness, it’ll be an honor to face his best friend and a great wrestler. Let’s do this!
In other news, the Hardy Boyz have an open schedule, right? The Hardy Boyz, the best tag team of the early 2000s. The Young Bucks, the best tag team of the 2010s and 2020s. Time to give Vegas a show. At Double or Nothing, it is a modern day tag team dream match! Young Bucks VS Hardy Boyz, Matt & Jeff are invited to a massive SUPERKICK PARTY! Now cut it, Brandon, you idiot!
Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Red Velvet w/ The Baddies VS Kris Statlander!
Two great friends are now bitter enemies! They say they no longer need each other, and that’s just fine when only ONE can move on in this tournament! Who meets Ruby Soho in the semifinals?
The bell rings Kris and Velvet tie up. They go around, Kris puts Velvet in a corner, but Velvet goes up the corner. The ref counts, Kris lets off but Velvet SLAPS her! Then kicks her! Kris grabs Velvet to trophy lift her! Fans fire up as Kris carries Velvet out, and uses just ONE ARM! Then Kris DROPS Velvet and fans fire up more! Velvet flounders to a corner but Kris whips her to ropes. Velvet ducks and dodges to tilt-o-whirl and merry-go-round! But Kris stops that to TOSS Velvet away! Velvet flounders out of the ring and fans fire up again. Kris builds speed and slides, but into the apron skirt trap! Velvet fires off on Kris but fans boo.
Chris Jericho says Velvet is the Sports Entertainer of the Week for that one, and Velvet stirs it up for the Baddies. Velvet aims from the apron, LEAPS, but Kris catches her! Kris SLAMS Velvet on the apron, while staring Jade down! The Baddies talk trash while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Kris gets in but Velvet fires off body shots! Velvet talks trash, pie faces, but Kris comes back, things speed up, and Velvet’s jump gets caught! Velvet says they’re still cool, right? Nope! Kris pops Velvet up but Velvet slips off, and then covers up as Kris shows haymaker. Kris hesitates, and Velvet trips her up! Velvet stomps away on the leg, then drops an elbow on the knee! Velvet hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Kris clutches her leg but Velvet slaps her around. Velvet pushes Kris to a cover, ONE! Velvet drags Kris up, and RAMS her into buckles, face first! Velvet talks trash, puts Kris in the corner and digs her boots in while doing the splits!
The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4 and laughs before she goes out. Velvet SLAMS Kris’ leg on the apron! The Baddies fan Velvet off and clean up her hair, and then Velvet claims something is in her eye. The ref checks, and Kiera Hogan CHOKES Kris! Kiera gets away with that, and Velvet SLAMS Kris’ leg into the post! Velvet gets in the ring, puts Kris’ leg on ropes, and HIP DROPS it! The Baddies applaud and Velvet sets the leg up again. Velvet stands on the leg, mocks the fans cheering Kris on, and Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns, Kris KNEES Velvet in the corner! Velvet staggers, Kris runs up to O’Conner Roll, CHAOS THEORY! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Kris can’t believe it! Fans rally, Kris drags Velvet up and suplexes, but Velvet knees free! Velvet CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg, then sets Kris up, the FINAL SLICE!! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and shocks The Baddies! Velvet talks trash on Kris, calling her stupid, then she ROCKS her with a forearm! And another! Kris gets around to hit a BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Velvet gets to the apron, Kris storms over but Velvet HOTSHOTS her!
Velvet hurries in, runs, and DOUBLE KNEES Kris against ropes! Velvet YANKS Kris back, wheelbarrows, VICTORY FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Kris barely kicks out and Velvet is furious! Houston heats up and the Baddies coach Velvet. Kris slowly gets up, and she blocks the kick to LARIAT! Then she hauls Velvet up, gut wrenches, tucks her in, but Velvet rolls her! TWO, Kris has it deep! KRIS WINS!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)
But Kiera attacks! The Baddies beat up Kris! But Ruby Soho leaves commentary to rush in! Ruby DECKS Velvet, and gives Kiera an STO! Velvet gets up to fire hands, and now Jade gets in! The TBS Champion SLAMS Ruby down! The Baddies then get Kris back up, but here comes ANNA JAY! She CLOBBERS Mark Sterling and takes his crutch! The Baddies run away, the Queenslayer was ready to swing on them! Will the Baddies have to watch their backs from now on?
AEW takes a closer look at #Hookhausen VS Nese & Sterling.
Tony Nese is confident as he runs the bleachers. Sterling is still banged up but somehow Nese expects him to keep up. Hook does chin-ups, Danhausen just hangs there. Sterling does weak squats, Danhausen does weak curls. Hook jogs on the treadmill, Danhausen just kinda walks. Nese uses Sterling as a weight, then throws him around with suplexes! Is Nese going to do more damage to Smart Mark than #Hookhausen will? Or will the tough love whoop Sterling into shape?
Dan Lambert & The Men of the Year are in the ring.
Though Scorpio Sky is AEW TNT Champion, he doesn’t have his belt! Ethan Page has the mic to point out that bad things happen when they cross paths with MOTY & ATT! If you don’t believe them, ask the Inner Circle. Not that they exist anymore. But why not just look at one of the most beloved wrestlers on the roster and his girlfriend, and exposed them as the biggest pieces of trash they really are! And speaking of Sammy, talking is not something Scorpio came here to do. Bring your narrow ass out here with the belt, or he will bury you! Just like he did SCU.
Speaking of Sammy, he’s on the tron! Oh, hey, is this what you’re looking for? He holds up the TNT Championship, and says it is beautiful. Sammy pretends to drop it but he would never do that. He’ll carefully set this down. He’d never do anything to hurt the belt. But his friend, the sledgehammer, has different plans. So if Scorpio wants the belt back, they have to give SamTay the match they want. Lambert says, “What part of ‘no’ do you not understand, moron?” Figures. So Sammy SMASHES the belt!! And here’s an old friend of Scorpio’s who wants to join in! Frankie Kazarian tells Sammy to shut up a minute. No wonder no one likes him.
Kaz says here’s some facts. Last week, if not for Ethan Page & Dan Lambert, KAZ would be champion right now. And what Kaz is about to do to the belt is just a precursor of what’s coming for Men of the Year! Kaz starts smashing the belt!! Scorpio is freaking out as Kaz SLAMS the belt on the ground! Sammy says whether they like it or not, the match is happening. BE MAD! Will the mixed tag happen after all?
Backstage interview with Britt Baker and Toni Storm.
Tony Schiavone says The Doctor and the Lightning are meeting 1v1 in the Owen Hart Cup, the winner moving on to the finals. That’s pretty big, Storm. Can you handle that high pressure match? Uh, can Britt handle it without the help of her little friends? Speaking of which, you saw what Storm did to Hayter, and that will happen to Britt. If there is any funny business, any at all, so help her God, Storm will rearrange all of their teeth and become their DMD. Understand? Britt is speechless so she walks away. But will Britt have to admit it is #ToniTime in AEW?
Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers!
He starts with Dante Martin & Matt Sydal requesting this match. What do they hope to get out of this? Dante wants to get one of the biggest wins to date, and to fly tot he top of the AEW Tag Division. Sydal says he’d like to show Blackpool Combat Club what it really means to mentor someone. He doesn’t want beat up Dante and bloody him. He wants to encourage him, show him the way to the top. Peace, love and pro-wrestling. They won’t become violent monsters, they’ll stay true to who they are.
Bryan Danielson says he loves peace, love and pro-wrestling, just not all together. He likes violence in pro-wrestling and it’s proven successful with Wheeler Yuta becoming ROH Pure Champion. You’ll see that violence works here tonight. Moxley adds that he can’t believe Sydal even said, “Peace, love and pro-wrestling.” They’re not just pro-wrestlers, they’re not just competitors and warriors, they are teachers. They teach with pain, torture and the most important lesson you’re about to learn: when you enter the ring with the BCC, abandon all hope. Then there’s been enough talk, it’s time for the main event!
The Baddies speak.
Tony, cut the shit! Get out, they don’t need him! Jade calls out Anna Jay. Since she felt like she can step up tot he plate and get her ass beat again, then at Double or Nothing, come get that ass-whooping! It’s official! TBS Championship, Jade Cargill VS Anna Jay, round two! Will Number 99 be the one in 30-1? Or will she just end up number 31 on #ThatBitchShow?
Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Matt Sydal & Dante Martin!
Chris Jericho says the Blackpool Combat Club has issues, but the Maniac & American Dragon get along enough to fight alongside each other just fine. Will they prove to the Jericho Appreciation Society and the high-flying teacher and student that blood, sweat and tears are thicker than water?
The teams sort out and BCC just rush Sydal & Dante! Mox throws Sydal out and Bryan CHOPS Dante! Mox sends Sydal into railing! Bryan uppercuts, KICKS and uppercuts again! Bryan DECKS Dante with an uppercut, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Mox, he clotheslines Dante again and again! Moxley snapmares, runs and PENALTY KICKS Dante down! Cover, ONE! Moxley drags Dante up for a BIG suplex, covers, TWO! Dante reaches out but Moxley drags him away from Sydal. Moxley anchors the leg, tags Bryan and Bryan stomps Dante down. Bryan brings Dante around, turns him over and locks up the legs to then get the arms.
Dante endures as Bryan rocks him back into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans fire up while Dante endures, Bryan sets him down, fish hooks and CLUBS away on him! The ref reprimands, Bryan lets off to cover, TWO! Dante shows his toughness but Bryan tags Moxley. The BCC mugs Dante, Moxley throws more body shots over and over in the corner! Then he digs a knee in! The ref counts, Moxley lets off but then runs back in, but Dante moves and Moxley POSTS himself! Hot tag to Sydal, and he rills Moxley up for a school boy with bridge! TWO, but Sydal SOBATS! And ROUNDHOUSES! And KICKS, then whips.
Moxley reverses, scoops Sydal, but Sydal dragon sleepers for the SLICE! Cover, TWO! STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Moxley gets up, Sydal throws a forearm. Moxley CHOPS, Sydal CHOPS, repeat! It’s a CHOP fight, but then Moxley throws a forearm. Moxley whips, Sydal reverses, but Moxley catches the leap to HOTSHOT Sydal down! Tag to Bryan, Moxley tosses Sydal out, and Bryan FLYING KNEES! “Who’s the best wrestler?!” Fans fire up for Bryan as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Bryan drags Sydal up and puts him in the ring. Bryan has Sydal’s arm, brings him up, wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER, then drags Sydal down with a hammerlock. Sydal endures but Bryan digs his knee in while he pulls on the arm! Bryan SNAPS a finger! Tag to Moxley, he drops a knee on the arm! Moxley keeps the hammerlock, scoops Sydal up, and SLAMS Sydal on the bad arm! Cover, TWO, but Moxley keeps on the bad arm for a half straitjacket. Moxley makes it a full straitjacket, and Sydal endures. Dante reaches out, Sydal fights up, goes around, and JAWBREAKERS free! Sydal staggers to a corner, and he BOOTS Moxley!
Sydal goes up, but Moxley ROCKS him! Sydal tumbles to the floor! Moxley goes out after him, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s area! Moxley then brings Sydal back to scoop and SLAM on the floor! Moxley gets back in and Houston fires up. Sydal slowly gets up as the ring count climbs, and he flounders to the ring. The count is past 5 of 10, now 8, but Sydal hobbles in. Only for Moxley to DECK him! Moxley waits on Sydal to get up, and DECKS him again! Moxley stalks Sydal to ropes, brings him up in the BCC corner, and CHOPS him! Even Dante felt that one. Sydal dodges the haymaker to KICK back!
Sydal KICKS and KICKS but Moxley eggs him on! Moxley then SLAPS Sydal, but Sydal QUESTION MARK KICKS! Both men go down and Houston fires up! Sydal and Moxley crawl for their corners, hot tags to Bryan and Dante as Rampage returns to single picture! Dante springboards up and over Bryan to ROCK Moxley! Dante flips up and over Bryan, elbows him down, then runs to springboard and dropkick! Bryan bails out, Dante FLIES! Direct hit on both Bryan & Moxley with that crossbody! Dante gets Bryan in, and CROSSBODIES again! Cover, Moxley breaks it in time! Sydal goes after Mox and throws him out!
Sydal PLANCHAS, but Moxley catches him for a SLEEPER! Dante goes up top, but Bryan trips him up! Bryan ROCKS Dante with a forearm, climbs up top, and has Dante for a SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!! And into the LEBELLE LOCK!!! Dante endures, crawls forward, reaches out, but Bryan changes things to a RINGS OF SATURN!! Dante shakes his head, he uses his foot for the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Bryan lets go at 4, and Bryan snarls. Dante sits up, Bryan KICKS him! And again! And again! And again! And the BUZZSAW! Fans are thunderous and Bryan tags Moxley in.
Moxley drags Dante up, lifts him up, and Bryan runs, into a WHEEL KICK from Sydal! Moxley brings Sydal up to back suplex but Sydal lands on his feet! Sydal goes Matrix to dodge, and Dante ROUNDHOUSES Moxley! Then Sydal & Dante DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE! Moxley wobbles, Sydal gives Dante a boost in the SHOTGUN! Sydal goes up top and aims at Bryan on the apron! APRON METEORA!! Dante aims at Moxley, up, up and NOSEDIVE!! Cover, Bryan breaks it!?! Bryan managed to survive Sydal’s attack and save Moxley! “This is Awesome!” as Moxley and Dante slowly rise. Dante spins Moxley around, but Moxley kicks low!
Dante fights the Paradigm Shift, springboards, but into the SLEEPER! Dante pushes off the corner, cover, TWO!! SUPERKICK! Dante hurries to go back up the corner! MISSILE- POWERBOMB! Moxley rolls Dante through, brings him up, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Dante survives and Houston is thunderous! Bryan keeps Sydal out and Moxley rains down elbows! Bryan drags Sydal into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Elbows rain down all over the place!! Moxley then brings Dante up, underhooks, DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, BCC wins!
Winners: Bryan Danielson & Jon Moxley, by pinfall
The high-flyers proved they can take a beating, but they couldn’t beat the American Dragon & Maniac! But then Jericho leaves commentary so that he and the rest of the JAS can mug them! It’s 3v1 on Moxley, 2v1 on Bryan, but then Eddie Kingston, Santana & Ortiz run out! It’s a sample of Anarchy in the Arena, how much crazier will this get when it’s the real deal?!
A wild episode for Rampage here, with a lot more stuff set up for Double or Nothing. The Six Man Tag was an awesome opener, and we got a great showing out of Fuego, Uno & Vance, even though they were of course losing. Again, I hope Fuego ends up joining Dark Order full time since we’re not getting much out of Dark Order and Hangman. Death Triangle coming out just to use a tombstone to make the Double or Nothing match was good stuff, and that Six Man Tag will be awesome. Real bummer about Bowens, who knew it was so dangerous just walking back to gorilla? But good promo from Acclaimed Gunn Club to pivot, especially with Billy treating Caster as more a son than his real sons.
Spears continuing his “Giant Killer” streak kinda buried the lead that Big Damo is All Elite now. After WWE’s cutting spree from last year, I was wondering where Damo would show up, and it’s great to see him here. But speaking of burying, Spears sure squashed him here. They should’ve had it be Bear Bronson so that Spears could sweep Bear Country. But all this makes me think Wardlow is just going to destroy Spears. Great group promo from Undisputed Elite. I like that Kyle and Cole are totally okay that they’ll be facing each other, and I would love if the match gets chippy, bringing things back to NXT. And of course, Bucks VS Hardys is happening, that’ll be great.
FTR has a very good interview promo, FTR VS RPG Vice for the ROH tag titles is going to be awesome stuff for the go-home Dynamite. Storm’s part of the backstage promo was great stuff, really intense without having to yell. I’m still thinking Britt wins, she and Cole are on parallel paths and could both win these tournaments. Velvet VS Statlander was great stuff, and it was quite the surprise that Statlander won when Baddies were helping Velvet the whole time. But Soho VS Statlander could go either way now since both are Faces. Anna Jay helping them out against the Baddies was great, too, but I guess there really isn’t anyone for Jade to beat up right now. Jade VS Jay II will still be great, though, Jay’s solid in the ring.
The Hookhausen & “Premier Smark” montages were great, that match is going to be a lot of fun. The segment with Men of the Year, Sammy and Kaz was somehow both a lot of fun and yet still very cringe worthy. Sammy leaning into being the obnoxious guy with his obnoxious girlfriend seems to fit him well, but does walk the line of the heat he wants and the go away heat he doesn’t want. But one, yeah, that mixed tag match is finally happening after all the real-life circumstances have delayed it. And two, smashing that TNT belt is probably a way to give Scorpio his own custom one, just as Miro had for his reign.
And of course, a great main event. Sydal’s promo did have a good point, there are different ways to teach the future of pro-wrestling. And we need all those ways, because it’s great to have gritty Faces and clean Faces, so long as none of them are pushover Faces. The match was awesome, Dante gets tons of points for toughing it out like that. But of course BCC wins, this was the duo that works well together. Were this “sports entertainment,” maybe it would’ve been Bryan and Kingston in a “can they coexist?” booking, which ironically would make sense in story for me, but it’s fine that BCC would see ahead and avoid that scenario.
The brawl after was a good way to sign off, but apparently there was a scary mishap. Bryan got his leg stuck between ring and ramp for about 10 minutes, had a bad limp after, but seems to be otherwise okay. Anarchy in the Arena is still on for 5v5, and I’m sure Bryan will be 100% for that.
My Score: 8.7/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (6/29/22)
BLOOD! AND! GUTS!
Time to settle things the most violent way possible!
AEW brings back Blood & Guts, and only one team can survive! Will the Jericho Appreciation Society learn they’re not as tough as Blackpool Combat Club?
- Ethan Page w/ Dan Lambert VS Orange Cassidy w/ Best Friends; Cassidy wins.
- Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Serpentico; Luchasaurus wins.
- Six Man Tag: Max Caster & Gunn Club VS Danhausen & ???; Danhausen & FTR win.
- AEW TBS Championship Open Challenge: Jade Cargill w/ The Baddies VS Leila Grey; Jade wins and retains the title.
- Blood & Guts: The Jericho Appreciation Society VS Eddie Kingston, Santana, Ortiz & Blackpool Combat Club; Kingston, Santana, Ortiz & The BCC win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Ethan Page w/ Dan Lambert VS Orange Cassidy w/ Best Friends!
All Ego isn’t in any good mood after losing to Miro on the road to the All-Atlantic Championship. Will he take out his anger on Freshly Squeezed and his new theme song? Or will Cassidy, Trent, Chuck and Motor City all rock out tonight?
Lambert has the mic to say, “It’s not the size of the man in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the man! Says the 145 pound dork of a man with his hands in his pockets. I’m surprised you’re strong enough to pull those skinny jeans up. What’re you gonna do with a real-life heavyweight body slamming you all over that ring?” Lambert tells the ref to listen up. The Michigan Athletic Commission has rules and regulations, and since this isn’t an election, we’re gonna follow them! So unless those two idiots, Trent & Chuck, can show you a valid manager’s license, how about the ref does his job and tell them go be Best Friends backstage?
Fans tell Lambert to STFU but Lambert says he’s still right! The Best Friends aren’t officially managers, so they have to leave. At least their tie-dye suits look awesome. Lambert sings “Hey hey hey, good-bye~” while fans call BS but the bell rings all the same. Ethan mocks Cassidy putting hands in pockets, and says Cassidy should just go ahead and get that out of the way. Fans are thunderous for “Freshly Squeezed!” and Cassidy puts his hands up, to put them in the pockets. Ethan rushes in but Cassidy ducks, only for Ethan to throw him down by his hair! Ethan steps on Cassidy and flexes, but Cassidy kips up!
Cassidy dodges Ethan again, rolls and SHOTGUNS Ethan to a corner! Cassidy kips up again and now he flexes! Fans fire up and Cassidy says he’s gonna raise the roof. Cassidy goes to scoop Ethan but Ethan is pretty hefty. Ethan scoops Cassidy easily but Cassidy easily slips off to waistlock. Cassidy shoves Ethan to ropes, things speed up and Cassidy hurdles, but Ethan blocks hip toss to hip toss, only for Cassidy to arm-drag! Ethan bails out, Cassidy builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit and Cassidy puts Ethan in fast! Cassidy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE!! Cassidy flexes again and then says he’s gonna raise the roof!
Cassidy goes to scoop but Ethan throws down elbows! Fans boo as Ethan scoops Cassidy again. Cassidy slips off again, shoves Ethan into a corner, then runs, tilt-o-whirl- NO DDT as Ethan shoves Cassidy away then CLOBBERS him with the shoulder tackle! Fans boo but Lambert cheers as Ethan looms over Cassidy. Ethan drags Cassidy up, fans rally for “Freshly Squeezed!” but Ethan puts Cassidy’s hands in his own pockets. Ethan then throws a hard body shot, then taunts the fans. Ethan deadlift suplexes Cassidy, carries him around and then SLAMS him down! Ethan flexes again and grins while fans boo.
Ethan looms over Cassidy again, drags him back up, but Cassidy shoots around to roll him up! TWO, and Ethan BOOTS Cassidy out of the ring! Ethan wants after Cassidy but the ref keeps him back. All to plan as Lambert cracks open a bottle of OJ. Lambert gives Cassidy some sloth kicks of his own, and flexes. Lambert is having a laugh while Ethan lounges and AEW goes picture in picture.
Cassidy gets up, gets in the ring, but Ethan is right on him. Ethan ROCKS Cassidy with a forearm and has him in a corner. Ethan taunts the fans, throws down hands and stomps on Cassidy, but lets off as the ref counts. The ref also warns Lambert to stay back but Ethan drags Cassidy up. Ethan ROCKS Cassidy with another right and Cassidy falls over! Ethan trots around like he won already but it wasn’t a knockout blow. Cassidy slowly sits up at the ropes but Ethan drags Cassidy up. Ethan ROCKS Cassidy, ROCKS him again, and again! Ethan whips Cassidy to ropes to CLOBBER him! Ethan gloats while Cassidy stirs.
Ethan stomps Cassidy on his back, drags him up and bumps him off his boot. Ethan RAMS into Cassidy at the corner, and again, and again. The ref counts, Ethan lets off to reel Cassidy in for a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ethan is annoyed but he drags Cassidy up again. Ethan ROCKS Cassidy with a haymaker, then has him in the corner again. Dynamite returns to single picture as Ethan whips corner to corner. Cassidy tumbles up and out then slingshot somersaults around Ethan to run and sunset flip! Ethan stays up, drags Cassidy up, and ROUNDHOUSES him into a suplex and SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Fans fire up as Cassidy is still in this! Ethan drags Cassidy back up, Canadian Rack to a crucifix, but Cassidy reaches for his pockets! Ethan stops Cassidy from reaching all the way, but Cassidy keeps trying! Ethan stops Cassidy again, but third time is the charm! The hands are in pockets and Cassidy lands on his feet! But Ethan ROCKS him with a forearm! Ethan brings Cassidy back in, another crucifix lift, but Cassidy RANAS free! Ethan hits buckles, Cassidy shoves him back into the buckles and then table tops him! Fans fire up and Cassidy feeds off the energy! Cassidy climbs up but Lambert grabs at him! Cassidy kicks Lambert away but Ethan ROCKS Cassidy!
Ethan drags Cassidy off the top in a trophy lift! Fans boo but Ethan hits the POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy survives and fans fire up while Ethan is furious! Lambert tells him to finish off this grown up 12-year-old! Ethan rains down fists, fans rally for Cassidy, and Ethan drags Cassidy up. Ethan tells the kids to shut up about Cassidy, then he flips them off! Ethan says this is for the kids, then suplexes Cassidy, but he gets STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Fans fire up and so does Cassidy! Cassidy wants to raise the roof, and he goes to scoop, but Ethan switches and shoves, TILT-O-WHIRL DDT!! Cover, TWO!!
Ethan survives but Cassidy throws off his elbow pad! Fans fire up and Cassidy aims, but Lambert creeps onto the apron! Fans boo, the ref warns Lambert, but Cassidy “pushes” Lambert! And “pushes,” and “pushes,” and “pushes!” Fans fire up for the “palm strikes”, Cassidy winds up, and Lambert actually puts up his guard! Cassidy just takes the orange juice from him and takes a swig. Cassidy gives it back, gives a thumbs up, but then dodges Ethan’s sucker punch! Ethan almost hits Lambert, but then he turns around into an ORANGE PUNCH! ORANGE MIST for Lambert! ORANGE PUNCH again! And then, a SLAM!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
Now that was fresh! Cassidy gave Ethan and Lambert some Vitamin C, and the Best Friends return to celebrate, with a group hug! GOT to give the people what they want! Will Cassidy rebound from Forbidden Door and head for some gold?
Tony Schiavone is on stage.
“Nothing like being in Detroit, and nothing like Blood & Guts live on Dynamite! And here on TBS, he has a match scheduled coming up, but first, he has something he wants to say. Ladies and gentlemen, here is Christian Cage!” Fans boo Captain Charisma as he makes his entrance after what he did to Jungle Boy at the end of Road Rager. But for having a match in literal minutes, Christian doesn’t look dressed to compete at all! Schiavone isn’t sure what more Christian can say than what he said last week, fans fans boo harder.
Christian says that he was asked by upper management, if fans will give him a second to speak, that he is to come out here and apologize for the things he said about Jungle Boy and his family, namely when he brought up his late father. Christian has never apologized for anything he has said or done his entire career, but that being said, “Jungle Boy I’m sorry your entire family isn’t dead, and they had to witness me end you in that ring two weeks ago on Dynamite! Actually, let me clarify. Everyone in your family, except for your mom, Jungle Boy. Call me.” Fans call Christian an A-Hole and he has the nerve to be sarcastic back to them, “Classy as always, Detroit.”
Christian takes the mic now and says this scumbag city’s only good point is that it’s close to Canada. “Now, you Motor City sweat hogs might be wondering why I’m standing out here in street clothes when I requested a match this week. Well it’s simple. I requested a match but I never said it was for me.” And out comes… LUCHASAURUS?! Christian has turned Luchasaurus into his own personal muscle! Will the wrestling dinosaur destroy all who oppose Captain Charisma?
Luchasaurus w/ Christian Cage VS Serpentico!
The bell rings and SNAKEMAN wants mercy! Luchasaurus isn’t going anywhere, so Serpentico shrugs and runs in, into a HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus drags Serpentico into a wheelbarrow GERMAN SUPLEX! Serpentico flounders and Christian grins. Serpentico staggers up, Luchasaurus scoops him into the JURASSIC FACEBUSTER! Luchasaurus then ties up the legs and puts on his own version of the SNARE TRAP!! Luchasaurus steals Jungle Boy’s signature hold, adding on a nerve hold shoulder claw! Serpentico taps, Luchasaurus wins!
Winner: Luchasaurus, by submission
Christian celebrates with his monster. But then, he says it’s not enough. Luchasaurus drags Serpentico out of the ring! Luchasaurus waits for Serpentico to stand, and he clamps on the choke grip! CHOKE SLAM to the floor! Will Captain Charisma unleash this real-life kaiju on all of AEW?
Backstage interview with Wardlow and Scorpio Sky.
There is a No Physicality Agreement right now as the Maestro of Mayhem is finally face-to-face with the AEW TNT Champion. Scorpio says he understands Wardlow is “feeling himself” right now, after beating up a bunch of security guards. But Scorpio ain’t no security guard, he is the TNT Champion! Last time Wardlow came after him, Scorpio laid him out, pinned him in the ring, no questions asked. Schiavone says that actually, there was some assistance. Wardlow says yes, but it doesn’t matter. No more talk, Wardlow is getting sick of it. “Bring every member of American Top Team, I’ll treat every one of them like they are security guards.”
And when Wardlow is done with them, he’ll beat Scorpio’s ass and take that title home with him, where it belongs. Oh, talking real big with the No Physicality Agreement, huh? Well let’s do it like this! Next week, Scorpio VS Wardlow, TNT Championship. And if Wardlow’s so tough, it’ll be a Street Fight! Wardlow’s all for that! But will it be Wardlow or Scorpio who comes to regret taking the gloves off?
Six Man Tag: Max Caster & Gunn Club VS Danhausen & ???
The Acclaimed and Ass Boys are in Michigan, but it’s rare they make their entrance first. Even so, Caster is ready with a diss track! “Acclaimed and the Gunns, we don’t rap with no undertones. We about to beat the sh*t out of a Juggalo! Danhausen is a lightweight, how you gonna cheer a White guy in whiteface? Embarrass my brothers again, we gon make you drink all the tap water in Flint! We’ll send ya ass to the trash, boys! This is what you get for callin’ them the Ass Boys!” Wait, he always does so… Fans chant it already, and Caster gets the mic to Bowens since Austin & Colten aren’t in the mood.
“DETROOOOOIT! The Acclaimed have arrived!! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” The message has been sent, but who has the Very Nice, Very Evil overlord found as his partners? Danhausen has a mic of his own to say, “Alright, well, Danhausen heard the Ass Boys. They had some sort of challenge for Danhausen to find partners or something. And I dunno, I thought I found some people who are pretty good at wrestling. IT’S FTR!! The THREE BELT TOP GUYS, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, loaded up with the AAA, ROH and IWGP Tag Team Championships, are here to bring the fight! Will #FTHausen make Caster eat those words he just rapped?
The teams sort out, Austin starts against Cash and fans are fired up. Cash and Austin circle, tie up, and go around. Austin arm-drags Cash away then flexes on the corner. Fans boo but Cash cools off. Cash and Austin tie up again, Cash headlocks but Austin pulls hair and wrenches free to headlock back. Cash powers out, but Austin runs him over! Austin speeds things up, hurdles, then trips Cash! Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~” and it annoys Austin. Austin rushes Cash but Cash sends him into a corner, then back drops him on the rebound. Austin gets up, swings wild, but ends up in a BIG atomic drop!
Cash SPANKS Austin, then arm-drags him down! Austin gets up but Cash tags Dax. FTR mug Austin and then Dax bumps Austin off buckles. Dax CHOPS, CHOPS and snap suplexes! Dax drops a leg, covers, ONE! Dax drags Austin up to tag Cash back in, and then Cash tags Danhausen. Fans fire up as FTR double whip and double drop toehold Austin, for Danhausen to run and drop an elbow! Danhausen covers, ONE! Danhausen drags Austin up, but Austin CHOPS! Austin bumps Danhausen off buckles, tags Colten, and Gunn Club mugs Danhausen. Colten bumps Danhausen off buckles then stomps a mudhole.
Fans rally for Danhausen but Colten whips him corner to corner. Colten runs in but into a BOOT! Danhausen goes up for a FLYING RANA! Danhausen gives Austin a hip toss! Caster gets in but Danhausen hip tosses him! Colten CLOBBERS Danhausen! Fans boo but Colten sits Danhausen up to rain down fists. Colten keeps on Danhausen while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Colten taunts the fans, drags Danhausen over and tags in Caster. They double whip Danhausen hard into the corner and he falls back. Caster looms over Danhausen, stomps him down, then clamps on a cobra clutch onto Danhausen. Danhausen endures, flails and fights up, and he throws body shots! Danhausen is free, but he runs into a BIG elbow from Caster! Caster drops a knee, covers, TWO! Danhausen is still in this but Caster drags him to the corner. Tag to Austin and they stomp Danhausen. Austin tells FTR to “SUCK IT!” while Caster stomps Danhausen. The ref has to keep Dax back as Austin eggs him on, and that allows even Colten to stomp Danhausen.
Austin drags Danhausen up, tags to Colten, and Colten bumps Danhausen off buckles. Colten whips Danhausen corner to corner hard and Danhausen bounces off buckles. Colten drags Danhausen up, puts him back in the Acclaimed Gunn corner, and tags Caster. Caster climbs up, and he drops ax handles on Danhausen. Caster clamps on with a chinlock and grinds Danhausen down. Danhausen endures, fights up, and hits a JAWBREAKER! Dynamite returns to single picture as both men get up. Fans rally but Caster clinches and puts Danhausen back in the corner. Danhausen DECKS Austin but Caster throws body shots on Danhausen.
Danhausen throws body shots back but Caster shoves Danhausen back. Caster rushes in but Danhausen spins him around to a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Both men are down, fans fire up as they crawl, hot tag to Colten and he grabs Danhausen. Colten feeds Danhausen to Caster’s BIG haymaker! Colten then DROPKICKS Danhausen, Austin tags in to cover, but FTR breaks it! Austin protests but fans rally for Danhausen. Austin drags Danhausen up, taunts FTR, and he suplexes. Danhausen slips out, dodges Austin, hot tag to Dax! Dax JABS away then DECKS Austin! Caster rushes in but Dax DECKS him! Colten rushes in but Dax dodges, and Cash DECKS him!
Cash DECKS Colten again, Austin gets up, but FTR get one Ass Boy each, DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES! They both hold on, FTR DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX again! And again! Fans fire up as Motor City becomes Suplex City! Cash tells Billy to SUCK IT before he CLOBBERS Colten! Colten bails out, Cash PLANCHAS him down! Dax still has Austin, GERMAN SUPLEX! GERMAN SUPLEX! Five just for Austin, but here comes a sixth! Dax fires up and so do the fans, Dax whips but Austin reverses, only for Dax to reverse back. Austin dodges to run but into a hip toss! Austin handsprings through and hip tosses, only for Dax to resist, QUICK DRAW!
Both men are down from the partially disrupted move, and fans rally up. Danhausen rises! Dax tags him in! Danhausen aims at Austin, for a BOOT! And then a CURSE~! “Good night, Austin!” Fireman’s carry, but Billy gets in! The ref stops him, but Bowens gets in! He can walk on that leg?! Danhausen drops Austin, but he powers up another curse! Bowens swings his crutch, Danhausen dodges, and Austin gets CLOBBERED! Bowens freaks out, Dax drags him out and Danhausen covers Austin! #FTHAUSEN WINS!!
Winners: Danhausen & FTR, by pinfall
FTR destroy the wheelchair since Bowens doesn’t need it anymore! Will FTR continue to establish themselves as the top tag team in the world today? The Acclaimed Gunn Club try to figure out what went wrong, but maybe they were just CURSED! Bowens helps Austin up but Austin shoves him away! Austin’s obviously upset over the crutch shot but Billy tries to keep the peace. Austin gets heated and Billy shoves him down?! Billy is upset with his son over what happened, but what does this mean for the faction?
Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh speak.
Sonjay starts by saying, “Last week, I was happy, Samoa Joe. This week, I’m mad! Because you’re still not at work! And we need to make things official. July 23rd, ROH returns to PPV, Death Before Dishonor! And what we need from you won’t cut it with this pencil. We need you to take this pen, black ink, sign your name on the dotted line, let’s make this official!” Lethal asks, “How long is it going to take? How long’s it gonna take for you to defend that ROH Television Championship against me? Accept the challenge! The ROH Television Championship, let’s put it on the line! The current ROH Television Champion VS the longest reigning ROH Television Champion! Let’s make it official, Joe!” Singh leans in to tell Joe, “Jay is gonna kill you, man.”
AEW TBS Championship Open Challenge: Jade Cargill w/ The Baddies VS Leila Grey!
The UNDEFEATED 33-0 TBS Champion is ready to get yet another win under her belt. Will Leila come to regret accepting this Open Challenge? Or will she shock the world when she dethrones #ThatBitch?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Grey can get some gold!
Grey and Jade tie up, Jade has a cording hold then CLUBS Grey in the chest. And CLUBS her again! And again, then throws knee after knee! Jade scoops, fireman’s carries, then TOSSES Grey to BOOT her down! Grey flounders, the Baddies of Detroit cheer as Jade dribbles, but runs into BOOTS! Grey leaps, but into Jade’s arms! Jade hits a FALL AWAY SLAM! Jade kips up and fans fire up as she watches Grey crawl. Jade kicks Grey, drags her up, and says she is THAT B- Grey rolls her up! TWO!! Grey fires off forearms, backs Jade down, and fires up! Grey runs in to SHINING WIZARD! Grey hits a BULL- NO, Jade tosses her! Then BOOTS her again!
Jade says Grey is stupid for trying, and then chicken wings the arms. JADED!! Cover, Jade wins!
Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
And now it’s 34-0! Stokely Hathaway gets the mic to say, “So-” But then Jade snatches the mic to say she is tired of all the fans and the women in the back bitchin’ and moanin’! “Now next time, Stokely, get me some real competition.” She shoves the mic back at him, and he says, “Wooooow~! She’s fired up, and I know why. Last night at 11:49 PM, this queen gave an opportunity to every single woman in this locker room. And y’know what happened? You wanna know what happened? Someone who doesn’t even work here, homegirl hasn’t even filled out a W2, even she had the wherewithal to seize the moment.
“Kris Statlander, Athena, you’re not overlooked. You’re just lazy!” But wait! Here comes the Fallen Goddess and Greatest Alien! They rush the ring, Kris CLOBBERS Kiera Hogan while Athena dodges the boot! Athena SHOTGUNS Jade down! Kris storms up to get Jade up and fans fire up as Athena climbs! But Leila Grey SHOVES Athena down!! Leila stomps Kris and Kiera SUPERKICKS Athena! Jade moves Leila aside to stomp Kris! Stokely gets in the ring with them, did Grey just become the newest Baddie on the block? Jade tells her thanks but hell no, and leads her team away. Will Grey use this as motivation to come at #ThatBitch again?
The Young Bucks speak.
Matt Jackson says, “And then there were only two.” Nick Jackson says, “You would think we would be happy, right?” Matt wonders where everyone went. Nick says they reached the Promise Land, AKA win the AEW World Tag Team Championships, not once but twice, Matt adding that they’re the first to ever do it. And yet, they’re still unhappy. All their friends are gone. Bobby Fish isn’t cleared, Kyle O’Reilly isn’t cleared, and now even Adam Cole isn’t cleared. Hell, the cameraman isn’t even Brandon Cutler! This is some intern. Good job, by the way, Fred, just keep it steady.
But the Bucks look around the locker room, and they can’t even find anyone who can relate to them. They literally have no friends left. Except… The titles! They’re the champions for good reason. The first TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions, and Matt hears that the Forbidden Door might be creaked open just a little bit. He heard Yoshi-Hashi & Hirooki Goto want a shot at the best tag team in the world. “Well, boys, you can get a shot at us this Friday on Rampage. However, you’re not gonna just get a shot at the titles. No no no. You’re gonna have to beat us one time first to prove who the heck you are.”
The Bucks now who #BISHAMON is in Japan, but we need to show the American/AEW audience that they’re the superstars they claim to be. And if Goto-Hashi loses, they can go to HELL. Nice play on words. But Matt never thought he’d miss Brandon. Cut it, Fred, ya idiot! Will the Young Bucks throw a Superkick Party and kick the former IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions back to Japan?
But wait! There’s so much more to Rampage this week!
On top of the AEW World Tag Team Championship Eliminator, we will see Nyla Rose VS Toni Storm 1v1 for the first time anywhere. And speaking of first times, it will be the first ever ROYAL RAMPAGE MATCH! Frankie Kazarian, John Silver, Orange Cassidy, Rush, Hangman Page, Konosuke Takeshita, Penta Oscuro, Will Hobbs, Ricky Starks, Keith Lee, Swerve Strickland, Darby Allin, The Butcher and The Blade, Dustin Rhodes, Max Caster, Tony Nese, Matt Hardy, Dante Martin and Brody King will compete for the first shot at Jon Moxley and his Interim AEW World Championship! Who wins that 5% chance of becoming a contender?
Jim Ross joins commentary!
Good ol’ JR is here for the main event, and as he knows not everyone is going to be okay after this main event is said and done!
Blood & Guts: The Jericho Appreciation Society VS Eddie Kingston, Santana, Ortiz & Blackpool Combat Club!
This has been building for months, and now it will all be settled in one bloody spectacle! And after winning the man-up advantage at Forbidden Door, will Chris Jericho, Sammy Guevara, Jake Hager, Daniel Garcia, Matthew Menard & Angelo Parker win again and make the entire “AEW Galaxy” APPRECIATE them? Or will the Mad King, the Proud ‘n’ Powerful, the Decoder, the Maniac, and the newest member in the Swiss Cyborg, Claudio Castagnoli, show to everyone why they’re proud to be professional wrestlers, not sports entertainers?
The JAS also make their entrance first. They’re wearing matching red outfits of mesh shirts, suspender strapped tights and red fedoras. Will red be the perfect color to hide all the blood they’re about to lose? We’ll see, after the break.
Dynamite returns as Eddie makes his entrance with Santana & Ortiz. They’ve got the war paint on, and are even bringing weapons to the ring, such as Santana’s barbed wire baseball bat. Then William Regal accompanies Wheeler Yuta and Claudio. Regal joins JR, Taz and Excalibur on commentary, and all that’s left is Jon Moxley’s entrance! The Interim AEW World Champion, head bandaged up from what Hiroshi Tanahashi did to his forehead, makes his way through the crowd as always, and he joins his team. Sammy is already in the ring for the JAS, daring someone to get in with him. The extended BCC sorts out, and CLAUDIO steps up!
Detroit is thunderous already as the doors are closed. Sammy and Claudio stare down from across the double ring, and then rush in! Sammy jumps up but Claudio back drops him! Claudio gets Sammy up, OVERHEAD suplexes him, but Sammy lands on his feet! Sammy rushes back in, Claudio picks him up and RAMS him into a corner! Claudio whips Sammy corner to corner hard, then runs in to EuroUpper! Then he goes back the other way for another EuroUpper! And then again for another EuroUpper! Fans fire up and Claudio drags Sammy up. Sammy shoves Claudio away and undoes the suspender straps.
Sammy puts Claudio in the corner to CHOP him! But Claudio doesn’t flinch. Sammy throws a forearm, Claudio EuroUppers Sammy off his feet! Claudio rips off Sammy’s mesh shirt to CHOP him! Claudio whips Sammy into the gap between rings and Sammy tumbles with the ropes so close together. Claudio stalks Sammy to the JAS ring and Sammy tries to climb! Claudio grabs at Sammy as he clings to the rafters! Claudio chases Sammy, drags him down, but Sammy throws elbows. Claudio drops to bring Sammy down, and Sammy gets crotched on the top rope! Claudio shrugs while Tay Conti complains.
Claudio drags Sammy up, whips him to a corner, but Sammy stops himself. Sammy elbows Claudio back, goes up to springboards away to the BCC side ring! Fans boo while Sammy bows and then flips Claudio off. Claudio storms into the gap but Sammy attacks him! They brawl, Sammy puts Claudio into the corner and fires hands, but fans cuss Sammy out! Claudio shoves and EuroUuppers Sammy! Claudio TOSSES Sammy back into the JAS ring, whips Sammy and pops him up, but Sammy hits a CUTTER! Tay cheers but fans boo as Sammy stands up. Sammy kisses Tay through the cage, and then goes back to the ring, only to turn around into a trip!
Fans fire up, Claudio takes Sammy for a SWING! The countdown is done, Daniel Garcia gets in for the man-up advantage! Garcia watches out for the swinging Sammy, and he CLOBBERS Claudio from behind! Garcia fires off on Claudio, he stomps away and fans boo, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Garcia storms back up on Claudio but into EuroUppers! Garcia and Sammy mug Claudio, then Garcia facelocks Claudio while Sammy climbs. The young pillars of the JAS argue about who needs to do what, but Claudio throws body shots and EuroUppers on Garcia! Sammy hurries in but he also gets body shots! Garcia and Sammy are in opposite corners, so Claudio starts up a EuroUpper train! Garcia, then Sammy, then back to Garcia, but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Sammy then KNEES Claudio down! Garcia and Sammy hug it out and stomp away on Claudio. They double suplex Claudio up and over, then stomp him more.
Sammy CLUBS Claudio to ropes, Garcia helps Sammy double whip to ropes. They double elbow Claudio down, Garcia hits a NECK SNAPPER! Sammy and Garcia get Claudio in a corner and bring him out again, but Claudio blocks the double suplex this time! Claudio DOUBLE SUPLEXES Sammy and Garcia! All three men are down, Garcia crawls away to the BCC ring. Claudio stalks after him, but Sammy hurries to CLOBBER Claudio! Garcia BOOTS Claudio at the ropes, then CHOKES him! And he doesn’t have to stop this time! Garcia talks trash on the BCC while Sammy chokes Claudio now, using the suspender straps he took off earlier!
Garcia takes off his do-rag and CHOKES Claudio with it! They both grind Claudio down at the ropes, taunting BCC the whole time. Dynamite returns to single picture as Sammy puts Claudio in a corner. Sammy and Garcia mug Claudio, but the countdown is almost up! Claudio fights back, and as soon as the door opens, Yuta is inside! Yuta wants after Garcia for the attack on AEW Dark last night but he ROCKS Sammy first! FLYING LARIAT for Sammy! GERMAN SUPLEX for Garcia! Yuta holds on, another GERMAN SUPLEX! Garcia swings wild but can’t get free, another GERMAN SUPLEX!
Yuta isn’t done, he hits a fourth GERMAN SUPLEX! Sammy waistlocks Yuta but Yuta shoves Garcia away to switch with Sammy. A GERMAN SUPLEX for the Spanish God! And then another! Tay gets worried as Yuta sets Sammy up, Claudio runs in, EUROUPPER GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Sammy is finally let go and fans fire up with Yuta’s half a dozen German Suplexes! Yuta and Claudio high-five and Claudio drags Garcia from the ropes. Claudio has the do-rag, Yuta has the suspenders, and they use those to CHOKE Garcia and Sammy! Claudio TOSSES Garcia across the ring like that! Yuta lets Sammy go to stomp him down!
Claudio hauls Garcia up to TOSS him into the steel! Yuta TOSSES Sammy into steel! But the countdown is done, and the JAS sends in Rock Hard Jake Hager! Hager rushes in and Yuta leaps at him, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Claudio chases Garcia into the JAS ring, Garcia runs but into a trophy lift! Claudio TOSSES Garcia to the BCC ring while Hager TOSSES Yuta to the JAS ring! Yuta gets hung up a bit on the ropes in the gap, but now Hager and Claudio stare down! Fans fire up, knowing these two have history. Claudio joins Hager in the same ring, and the haymakers start flying! Fans chant “WE THE PEOPLE!” as Hager whips but Claudio dodges!
Claudio springboards, FLYING EUROUPPER! Fans fire up as Claudio stomps and uppercuts Hager in the corner. But Garcia helps Hager while Sammy intercepts Yuta. Hager and Garcia mug Claudio, Yuta scraps with Sammy, but then Hager ROCKS Yuta. Hager has Yuta against the steel then RAMS into him! Hager runs again but Yuta dodges to KICK Hager! Claudio fights off Garcia but Sammy hits him back. Claudio EuroUppers Sammy while Yuta missile dropkicks Hager! Claudio bumps Sammy off buckles, Yuta fires off on Hager. Hager clinches Yuta but Claudio goes after Hager with body shots. Hager picks Claudio up for a SPINEBUSTER!
Sammy and Garcia stomp Yuta while Hager hammers Claudio. But the countdown is ending and the JAS get ready. Fans want to see him, so MOXLEY gets in! And he brings a chair! Moxley CHUCKS the chair at Hager’s head, and it bounces right off to hit the steel! Moxley then fires off on Garcia, kicks Sammy, and he stacks the young pillars in a corner to CLOTHESLINE SANDWICH them! And again! And again! Moxley brings Sammy around for an X-PLEX! Garcia tries to get away but Moxley traps him in the ropes and bends him backwards! With some fishhooks and crossface forearms for good measure!
Fans sing, “F ’em up, Moxley, F ’em up!” Moxley joins Garcia in the gap to rain down hammer fists! Claudio picks up the chair Moxley brought in and sets it down. Claudio gives Hager a BULLDOG onto the chair! Regal is loving this now as Moxley grinds Garcia’s face off steel like a cheese grater! Claudio sits the chair up and Yuta helps him bring Sammy over. They double whip Sammy and Yuta drop toeholds Sammy to SMACK off the seat! Eddie gives Moxley a fork to JAB into Garcia’s forehead!! Yuta stomps away on Hager, Claudio tosses Sammy to the JAS ring, and Hager uses the chair on Hager’s ribs.
Claudio taunts Tay with putting Sammy on the ropes and she shouts, “I HATE YOU!” He doesn’t care, Cesaro STRADDLE CHOKES Sammy on the ropes! Yuta and Moxley join Claudio, and Garcia is bleeding from the forehead. Moxley picks Garcia up for Yuta to run, they hit a HART ATTACK on Red Death! Claudio high-fives his team for that one, and then fetches Sammy. Tay is shrieking as Claudio trophy lifts Sammy, to toss him to Moxley’s CUTTER! Then Claudio drags Sammy around while Yuta climbs up top, and Claudio sets Sammy up for Yuta’s DIVING HEADBUTT! A nice shoutout to Bryan Danielson there.
Yuta keeps on Sammy while Claudio and Moxley go back to Hager. Moxley tells Claudio to fetch Garcia, and Yuta’s already working on the HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS as fans chant for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Claudio and Moxley join in with their own HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans love the triple hammering, but the countdown is finishing again. JAS sends in “Cool Hand Ange” Parker, but he realizes he’s actually outnumbered right now. He stays on the outside of the ring but ends up cornered that way. Fans tell him “YOU F’D UP!” but he dodges Yuta to regroup with Garcia. That’s not enough, he grabs the chair, but then loses it as he has to scurry away!
Parker goes around a corner but Claudio catches him! Claudio gut wrench suplexes Parker into the ring! Yuta scoops Parker to MICHINOKU DRIVER, and then Moxley gives Parker a EuroUpper! Claudio EuroUppers Parker off his feet! Yuta EuroUppers, and Parker is punch drunk. Moxley EuroUppers Parker and he falls over again. The BCC shrug and Moxley gets a couple push-ups in just so he stays warm. Claudio goes back to fetch Hager and throw EuroUppers. Hager clinches and throws knees in return while Moxley throws the chair into the JAS ring. Yuta keeps on Garcia, but Parker JAMS Moxley with the chair!
Hager TOSSES Claudio into steel, Parker SMACKS Moxley on the back! Garcia, crimson mask at 100%, turns things around on Yuta while Parker RAMS into Moxley at the corner! Hager stands on Claudio, Parker helps Sammy up, and Hager has a chair of his own to SMACK Claudio’s leg! Yuta turns things back on Garcia while Hager smothers Claudio’s face with a chair. Garcia reverses Yuta’s whip to SHOTGUN Yuta into the corner! Moxley DECKS Parker, DECKS Sammy, and brings Sammy back to center. Hager SMACKS Claudio on the back with the chair! And then Hager digs the chair into Claudio’s neck!
The countdown is over, and Parker hurries to block the BCC door! Ortiz powers through and CLOBBERS Parker! Ortiz then CLOBBERS Sammy, CLOBBERS him again, CLOBBERS Hager, CLOBBERS Sammy again, then CLOBBERS Parker! Ortiz CLOBBERS Sammy a third time, then CLOBBERS Parker a third time! Ortiz whips but Sammy reverses, Ortiz comes back but Sammy dodges, so Ortiz CLOBBERS Parker a fourth time! Sammy dodges Ortiz again, but Ortiz comes right back to LARIAT! Fans fire up as Ortiz is a one man wrecking crew, and Dynamite goes picture in picture again.
Ortiz brings Sammy up to drag him up to a POWERBOMB! Yuta helps Moxley in the JAS ring but Parker then TOSSES Ortiz to that side! Hager hauls Claudio up but Claudio throws body shots. Ortiz hits Parker back, Claudio EuroUppers Hager in a corner! Yuta stands on Garcia’s neck, Moxley and Ortiz mug Parker, and Claudio RAMS Sammy into Hager! Ortiz RAMS Parker into steel! Yuta RAMS Garcia into steel! Moxley brings out a black bag! That is always a dangerous sign, and Moxley pours out broken glass! Hager suplexes Claudio while Moxley brings Parker over. PILEDRIVER onto the glass!!
Ortiz SMACKS Garcia with a chair! Ortiz SMACKS Parker with the chair! Parker is bleeding now, but of course he would from that glass to his forehead. Yuta holds Garcia down while Moxley goes after Hager and rakes the eyes! Claudio keeps Sammy down while Moxley ROCKS Hager with a haymaker. Moxley has Hager in a corner, climbs up and digs a piece of glass into Hager’s forehead! The Maniac is truly going nuts in Blood & Guts! Yuta kicks Parker around, Claudio climbs up to rain down fists on Hager from all sides! Claudio EuroUppers Hager, but Garcia kicks Claudio. Garcia and Hager CROTCH Claudio together!
Hager and Garcia shake the rope to really jam up Claudio’s junk but Moxley goes after them. Sammy goes after Moxley and now Moxley gets mugged. Sammy and Garcia double whip Moxley HARD into the steel! Hager ROCKS Claudio while he’s still on the ropes, and Dynamite returns to single picture again. The countdown is finishing as Parker crotches Yuta on ropes, and Sammy does the same to Ortiz. Now “Daddy Magic” gets in with a chair of his own. Menard SMACKS Yuta off the ropes! And he SMACKS Ortiz! And then SMACKS Claudio, and he CLOBBERS Moxley! Menard, Garcia, Sammy and Hager all stomp the Interim AEW World Champion!
Garcia SMACKS Claudio down with the chair, Parker and Menard go to the JAS ring to keep eyes on Yuta and Ortiz. Hager digs his knees into Moxley, Garcia joins Menard and Parker while they hit Ortiz with a DOUBLE DDT! Sammy brings Moxley up to snap suplex Moxley onto a chair! Moxley’s forehead is bleeding again, just like on Sunday. Hager POSTS Claudio, fans chant “We Want Tables!” while Menard CHOKES Moxley! Menard rains down fists, trying to make Moxley’s forehead even bloodier. Menard shoves Moxley through ropes to RAM him into steel! And dig him in, too! And ROCK him!
Claudio fires off EuroUppers on Hager in the gap! Yuta sees Garcia up top and SMACKS him with the chair! Claudio runs side to side but Hager manages to move and Claudio runs right into the wall! Menard throws back elbows on Moxley but Yuta’s CLAWING Sammy’s eyes! Menard spots Ortiz trying to crawl through the gap and intercepts him. Parker CLAWS Yuta’s eyes now! But the countdown is finishing again! And Eddie helps Santana get one of those tables! They put it in, and Ortiz helps bring it in. Santana gets the BAT! Santana dodges Menard, CLOBBERS Garcia, CHOPS Menard, then CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS again!
Santana CHOPS away on Menard in the corner, then brings Menard out to center for a ROLLING- NO, Menard ducks to waistlock. Garcia rushes in but Santana BOOTS him down! Santana then switches to SAIDO Menard down! Hager is digging his knee into Claudio at a corner, Garcia rushes back in at Santana, but Santana gives him an URENAGE! Eddie is watching Jericho from across the way, clearly waiting for The Wizard to finally join this fight. Wait, Santana is clutching his leg. Did he overdo the urenage and hurt himself? Santana falls back while Ortiz digs a chair into Garcia. Yuta, bleeding from his forehead, punches away on Parker’s crimson mask of a face!
Parker uses the cameraman to CLOBBER Yuta, then he RAMS Yuta into the steel! Sammy runs at Claudio but into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Menard and Ortiz fight over the barbed wire bat, and Jericho looks worried since the time is finally approaching. Menard digs the bat into Ortiz’s face but Moxley has the FORK! Moxley JABS the fork into Menard’s head! And wait, Moxley has BAMBOO SHOOTS?! Moxley JAMS those into Menard’s head now!! Fans tell Moxley he’s a Sick F for that one, but Yuta helps Moxley stomp Menard down. Garcia puts Claudio into the ropes to pull him back, and Ortiz checks on Santana.
Menard is of course bleeding now, but he still throws punches on Moxley. Hager fires off on Ortiz, but Yuta has Parker so that he and Garcia can have some sort of sleeper hold stare down! Sammy gets back up to help Hager mug Ortiz, and Menard has the barbed wire bat! Menard digs that into Moxley’s face! Garcia and Yuta throw Parker and Claudio aside to start firing off SLAPPING palm strikes on each other! Fans fire up as they go faster and faster and faster! And then the countdown is back, and Jericho steps in! Jericho has Floyd to CLUB Claudio! Ortiz dodges and throws haymakers on Jericho! DDT!! Ortiz digs the chair into Jericho!
Parker CLOBBERS Moxley with a chair, Ortiz SMACKS Jericho with a chair, but Sammy climbs up and aims at Ortiz. Sammy leaps to FLYING CUTTER! Yuta gets Sammy with a GERMAN SUPLEX! Santana DECKS Parker, Menard rushes at Yuta but Yuta spins him around, OLYMPIC SLAM! Tay checks on Sammy while Hager hauls Yuta up for a SPINEBUSTER! Claudio spins Hager around to torture rack! RACK BOMB! Garcia roars and BLASTS Claudio with a EuroUpper! But Claudio fires up and comes back to POP-UP UPPERCUT Garcia!! Claudio stomps Garcia, but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER!
Jericho grins as he’s the only one standing, but he hasn’t counted properly. The countdown is down, and here comes EDDIE!! Fans are thunderous as the Mad King, kendo stick in hand SMACKS Garcia then SMACKS Parker! The bell finally rings, because Blood & Guts can truly start! Which means it can finally end, too! Eddie stalks Jericho, SMACKS Menard, SMACKS Hager, SMACKS Menard more, then SMACKS Hager, too! That kendo stick is breaking, but it stays together so Eddie can go after Jericho! Jericho wants out but there’s no escape! SMACK and SMACK and SMACK from Eddie to Jericho!
Eddie tosses the broken stick, and he pulls out a bottle off… Is that rubbing alcohol? Gasoline? What is it?! Hager CLOBBERS Eddie before anyone can find out! Hager tosses Eddie into the ring, he and Garcia and Parker stomp away while Menard smothers Yuta and Sammy CLUBS Claudio. Ortiz punches Parker, he gets a chair and SMACKS Garcia, “This is Awesome!” as Ortiz fires off on everyone in the JAS! Moxley is after Garcia, Eddie gets his kendo stick back, but Tay manages to get whatever Eddie had and pass it to Jericho! But Ortiz brings the TABLE over! The BCC has the JAS on the floor, and that table makes its way to the gap.
The table is set up, Eddie SMACKS Hager into falling on the table, and Claudio EuroUppers Parker in a corner. Yuta and Moxley give Garcia their own version of DOOMSDAY! Ortiz helps Eddie get Hager up while Claudio BOOTS Menard against steel! Eddie and Ortiz give Hager a DOUBLE POWERBOMB through the table! The BCC regroup, they go after Garcia and Eddie brings Garcia around. Garcia resists but Eddie HEADBUTTS him! Garcia still resists his face touching steel, but Eddie FISHHOOKS his mouth. The BCC gather up more of those black bags, and they pour them out. It’s THUMBTACKS! And a TON of them!
The entire JAS ring has tacks, while Cesaro and Ortiz are tearing up the BCC ring’s mat! They are exposing the wood! They’re truly tearing the house down! Moxley gives Menard an X-PLEX onto the tacks!! Claudio whips Sammy but he reverses to RANA Claudio into the steel! Sammy BOOTS Claudio, BOOTS Eddie then SUPERKICKS him! Wait, how did Parker end up hanging from the girder on the outside of the ring?! It’s like something from a slasher horror movie! Garcia LASHES Yuta with his belt, then TOSSES him off the type while Dynamite goes picture in picture!
Kingston goes after Garcia and JABS at him with the fork! Eddie and Ortiz are after Garcia together while Moxley shoots around Menard to have a SLEEPER! They’re both falling into the tacks while Eddie and Ortiz DOUBLE SUPERPLEX Garcia! Moxley has the BULLY CHOKE on Menard while they’re in the tacks! Jericho finally makes a move, and he squirts the bottle of rubbing alcohol on Moxley’s face! It stings his bloody wound, and then Jericho hits JUDAS EFFECT! Moxley falls onto the tacks!! Jericho snarls and he looms over Moxley, gloating as if he’s won already. Jericho then gathers up a handful of tacks, and DIGS them into Moxley’s forehead!
Jericho paces around, again the only one standing. Jericho drags Moxley up again, TOSSES him into the steel, then fires off hands. But Moxley brings Jericho in to BITE his face! Moxley then kicks, underhooks, but Jericho fights. Jericho LOW BLOWS Moxley! And then hits a DDT onto the tacks! Jericho THRUSTS a chair at Eddie! Jericho soaks up the heat and gets Moxley’s legs. Dynamite returns to single picture as Jericho drags Moxley around in the tacks, before WALLS OF JERICHO!! Moxley endures as he’s being pushed into the tacks, but here comes Eddie! Fans are thunderous as Eddie gathers up tacks, to THROW into Jericho’s face!!
Jericho lets Moxley go as he scrambles away to the BCC ring. Eddie hurries after him, and he throws haymakers! “F HIM UP, EDDIE, F HIM UP!!” Eddie wants to do just that as he whips Jericho into the steel! Eddie hobbles around, gets the barbed wire bat, but Jericho blasts the FIRE EXTINGUISHER at Eddie! Eddie flounders away and Jericho tells Tay to do something. Tay CLOBBERS referee Aubrey Edwards?! All to get the key to the cage?! Tay unlocks the cage door and fans boo, but here comes RUBY SOHO! The Runaway won’t let Tay get away with this! Ruby drags Tay down and fires off fists! The refs try to stop these two but the ladies brawl to the back!
Jericho climbs up the cage! Didn’t he learn from the first Blood & Guts this doesn’t work out well? But Eddie laughs and he follows Jericho up! Jericho and Eddie stand up, and Eddie fires off hands! Eddie BITES Jericho’s ear, Mike Tyson style! URAKEN! Jericho falls down but he is still on the top. Sammy hurries to climb up and help Jericho as Eddie says Jericho’s going off the edge! Sammy CLOBBERS Eddie first! Sammy looks around, trying to figure out what to do next. Fans rally as the three crawl up top and everyone else is regrouping down below. Sammy stands, he digs Eddie’s face into the steel, and fans chant “A E DUB! A E DUB!”
Sammy drags Eddie up but Eddie LOW BLOWS Sammy! Eddie says Sammy F’d up, and down come the straps! Eddie TOSSES Sammy off the edge!! Sammy CRASHES down through the timekeeper’s area!! Fans lose their minds and Eddie grins. But this fight is still going as Dynamite goes picture and picture again!
Eddie looks through the ceiling to check on his team. They’re still in this, too, but medics are checking Sammy. Jericho stands up, Eddie pursues, but Jericho goes to the far side. Jericho warns Eddie, but Eddie doesn’t care, he keeps heading that way. They get forehead to forehead and the forearms start flying! Then they become haymakers, and it’s a hockey fight! Detroit is loving this! Eddie BITES Jericho again, then rips at his shirt. Eddie CHOPS Jericho, Jericho wobbles, and Dynamite goes to break!
Dynamite returns one more time, and Eddie rains down fists on on Jericho. Jericho trips Eddie to rain down fists on him, then get the legs! WALLS OF JERICHO!! Menard RAMS Ortiz into steel on the outside of the cage! The fight is spilling out of the steel, and CLAUDIO climbs! Will Claudio put away his grudge with Eddie to end this with Jericho? BOOT for Jericho, that is a yes! But here comes Menard! Daddy Magic is going to reinforce Jericho now, but Claudio has Jericho’s legs! SWISS SWING on top of the cage! Claudio goes around 10 times, then steps through, but Menard CLUBS Claudio. Menard rains down forearms, then drags Claudio up.
Menard reels Claudio in, Claudio fights the lift, and Eddie has Jericho in the STRETCH PLUM! Claudio trips up Menard, and has a SHARPSHOOTER!! DUAL SUBMISSIONS on top of the cage! Jericho and Menard endure, but MENARD TAPS!! The BCC WINS!!
Winners: Eddie Kingston, Santana, Ortiz & Blackpool Combat Club, by submission
Eddie is confused, he thought he was gonna make Jericho tap. But a win is a win because Claudio finished off Daddy Magic! Eddie is a bit upset by that, but can’t he be happy for the group? Ortiz, Yuta and Moxley are, and even Santana, despite his apparent injury. Will winning take care of the hard feelings? Is the BCC finally through with the JAS?
A great Dynamite, especially with it being Blood & Guts. A great opener with Cassidy and Ethan Page, with some Hellish cleverness from Lambert getting Best Friends ejected and putting advantage back to his side. But of course, that didn’t change anything and Cassidy came out the winner. It is also good to see Chuck Taylor is still here, there was concern he was leaving AEW after deleting tweets. But with Cassidy winning, he maintains momentum and could even win his way up to one of the midcard titles. There’s history between Cassidy and PAC, so an All-Atlantic Championship feud that also helps give us some Best Friends VS Death Triangle closure would be a great move.
It was fairly clear, though perhaps a bit mind-boggling, that Luchasaurus was going to turn Heel with Christian Cage’s influence. Luchasaurus looks pretty awesome in all black gear, mask included, and of course he demolished Serpentico. Jungle Boy is apparently actually injured, not just out with the kayfabe injury from the Con-Chair-To, but that will give Luchasaurus plenty of time to shine as a singles guy and as a Heel monster, and we’ll eventually get JB VS Luchasaurus on the way to JB going after Christian.
Wardlow and Scorpio had a good promo interaction to set-up their title match, and a Street Fight is of course setting up interference. I just can’t be sure which way this goes, because Scorpio could use interference to win again, or Wardlow becomes that powerful to win even with interference. When I saw that the Six Man Tag had mystery partners for Danhausen, I just knew it would be FTR. Fans love FTR, fans love Danhausen, this seemed like a natural combination. The Six Man Tag was a lot of fun, and of course #FTHausen wins to keep momentum after Forbidden Door. And while the split in Acclaimed Gunn Club was coming, it happening because of this loss was a small surprise. Billy is siding with the Acclaimed, of course, and I can’t wait to see how this sorts out.
Jade was of course winning her title match tonight, especially because it was Leila Grey, who hasn’t even won one match during her time on Dark and Elevation. But I was hoping that with Grey helping Jade and Kiera, Grey would get a spot as the new Baddie. Instead, Jade snubs Grey, and we’ll still wait to see who subs in. At the same time, I don’t get how that promo from Stokely was supposed to work this in kayfabe. If it’s an Open Challenge, I suppose Grey answered first and that’s it, but then he pokes holes by bringing up how Athena and/or Kris should’ve answered it to get their shot at Jade. Maybe they were just overthinking the logic of their own storytelling, but maybe this story still finds its way to giving one or both Athena and Kris Statlander their title shots.
The Young Bucks had a good promo to help the audience understand that sadly, yes, Adam Cole is hurt after Forbidden Door. But with Fish kayfabe out, and Kyle and Adam more or less legitimately out, this gives the Undisputed Elite a chance to return all together and do who knows what. But Bucks calling out Goto-Hashi, they’re going to have a really good match, but I would think Bucks win because the only ones taking those belts off them are the tag team belt collectors, FTR.
And what a big Rampage we’re having, with that match, Nyla VS Storm, and then the “Royal Rampage,” which I can’t see being like the Royal Rumble with sending one man out at a time. It could just be a huge battle royal, just on Rampage, but who knows. Out of those 20, I would think Hangman doesn’t get this, his story back to the world title needs to be a bit like his journey to the top the first time. He has to scratch and claw, no shortcuts, and I would love if Hangman gets the interim belt right before CM Punk returns so the Undisputed AEW World Championship can be between Hangman and Punk in a Double or Nothing rematch. As for who will/should get this, I’d love if it was Rush for someone completely fresh, or maybe Darby or even Dustin Rhodes for a fan favorite moment.
And of course, Blood & Guts was an epic main event because it was an entire hour. Great stuff from all 12 men, as well as Tay and Ruby Soho. Sadly, Santana got legit hurt from that rough urenage, it could be a torn ACL. It sucks because Santana surely had a lot to do in this match, and it sucks because he and Ortiz could’ve gotten in on some tag title story before the inevitable FTR VS Bucks for all the belts. But even with Santana going down, everything was a bloody as it should’ve been, and what a great way to finish things. Eddie throwing Sammy off was awesome, and explains why the timekeeper’s area got so big.
I almost thought that was a sign JAS was winning, but in the end, it’s BCC. If Bryan had been in this, I bet the finish would be exactly the same with Bryan getting Menard to tap/surrender, and Eddie being annoyed by that. It’s good that Eddie gets over his beef with Claudio, for now, and while Garcia VS Yuta for the ROH Pure Championship is already on the books, there could be a lot of different things the rest of these guys do, such as Claudio getting in on the All-Atlantic Championship and Eddie still settling things with Jericho 1v1 to put the feud to bed.
My Score: 9.3/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (6/28/22)
Wheeler Yuta gets Dark!
The ROH Pure Championship shines in Universal Studios!
AEW continues in Universal Studios, and the ROH Pure Championship is back in action! Will Wheeler Yuta retain his title against Premier Athlete, Tony Nese?
- Willow Nightingale VS Ashley D’Amboise; Nightingale wins.
- Nick Comoroto & Aaron Solo VS Matt Vandagriff & Knull; Comoroto & Solo win.
- Matt Sydal VS Jake Something; Sydal wins.
- Athena VS Amber Nova; Athena wins.
- Dante Martin VS Lucky Ali; Dante wins.
- Julia Hart VS Valentina Rossi; Julia wins.
- Fuego Del Sol VS Marcus Kross; Fuego wins.
- JD Drake & Ryan Nemeth VS Evil Uno & Preston Vance; Uno & Vance win.
- Ariya Daivari VS Caleb Konley; Daivari wins.
- ROH Pure Championship: Wheeler Yuta VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling; Yuta wins and retains the title.
Great to see Fuego back in action, I hope we get to see him take on Sammy Guevara for that impersonation angle. Good to see Athena (Ember Moon) in action with a returning Amber Nova. Good to see Ariya Daivari on the same night as old WWE running mate, Tony Nese. And speaking of, Nese VS Yuta is going to be a good one, might even cover that one because of how unique the Pure Rules matches are.
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ROH Pure Championship: Wheeler Yuta VS Tony Nese w/ Mark Sterling!
The Decoder has been doing the Blackpool Combat Club proud, from Best of the Super Juniors 29 to holding onto this title. Will Yuta still have this title as AEW heads into Blood & Guts? Or will the Premier Athlete finally put some money where his 8 pack is?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the 150th episode of Dark has a golden main event!
The judges for this match are BJ Whitmer, Mercedes Martinez and Christopher Daniels. The ref calls for the Code of Honor handshake, Nese is obliged to take it, but he doesn’t shake Yuta’s hand long. Fans rally for Yuta as he and Nese circle. Nese flexes on Yuta, but Yuta hooks that arm for a fireman’s carry takeover! Cover, ONE and Nese gets away. Yuta flexes back, the two circle and feel out the grapple. They tie up, Nese waistlocks and SLAMS Yuta, but Yuta sit sup and pries free to wrench the arm. Yuta drags Nese down into a double wristlock, then hammerlocks. Nese reaches back, rolls, and wrenches to wristlock.
Nese facelocks, snap suplex to a cover, TWO! Nese facelocks, Yuta slips out and hammerlocks. Nese reaches for ropes, but in Pure Rules, each man can only have three ropebreaks so he decides to forgo using one. Nese fights up but Yuta cranks the hammerlock. Fans rally, Nese drop toeholds and facelocks. Yuta slips out again and Nese is frustrated as he’s back in the hammerlock. Nese fights up again, Yuta wrenches but Nese knees low. Nese whips Yuta to a corner, Yuta reverses but Nese stops himself to elbow back. Nese goes up to moonsault but Yuta dodges! Yuta goes up and over in the corner, then scoops to SLAM and SENTON! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally for Yuta as he clamps onto the arm again. Nese fights up, but Yuta wrenches to headlock. Yuta BOPS Nese in the head, and Sterling protests! But Yuta used an open palm, it is legal! Nese shoves Yuta and argues, but Yuta rushes back in. They tie up, go around and end up on the ropes. The ref wants them to let off, and Nese DECKS Yuta with a cheap shot! Fans boo but Nese gets away with it. Nese then LARIATS Yuta and covers, TWO! Nese hurries to get a leg and he KICKS Yuta in the back over and over to get him in the HALF CRAB! Yuta endures, thinks about it, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Nese lets off, and that’s one down for Yuta.
Nese looms over Yuta, brings him up, and ROCKS him with a forearm. Yuta staggers to a corner, the judges are making notes, and Nese whips Yuta corner to corner hard! Yuta bounces off buckles and flounders around while Nese flexes. Fans rally, Nese drags Yuta up, but Yuta throws body shots. Nese whips Yuta hard into another corner! Yuta writhes, Nese covers, TWO! Nese hurries to facelock Yuta and bring him up for a suplex! Cover, TWO! Nese wraps on the body scissors! Yuta endures, fans rally, but Nese puts on the squeeze. Nese dares Yuta to use a ropebreak but Yuta pushes back to a cover, TWO!
Nese keeps on the squeeze but Yuta still endures. Yuta pushes back again, another cover, TWO! Yuta throws elbows back and gets free! Fans rally but Nese RAMS Yuta to a corner! Nese puts Yuta up top, climbs up after him, but Yuta fights the suplex. Yuta throws body shots and Nese hops down. But Nese rolls to SHORYUKEN! And then a fireman’s carry, but Yuta is holding ropes! That’s ROPEBREAK #2! The ref counts, Nese lets go and everyone, even Sterling, makes note. Yuta has one ropebreak left, will Nese make Yuta use it? Nese kicks Yuta around, pie faces him, but Yuta CHOPS! And forearms! Yuta fires off forearms but Nese shoves him away.
Yuta runs in at the corner, Nese BOOTS him away, then leaps, into an atomic drop! ENZIGURI! Yuta fires up, goes corner to corner, A-LIST LARIAT! Nese staggers, Yuta goes up top, FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up and Nese goes out. Yuta kips up to build speed and DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! Fans rally up for Yuta but Sterling tells them to shut up. Yuta puts Nese in, but Sterling trips Yuta!! Nese gets Yuta in a facelock, and now the third ROPEBREAK is used! Sterling cheers like that’s the win already! Yuta is upset but he storms up to Nese. Nese trips Yuta into the BOSTON CRAB! Yuta endures, and he throws Nese away!
Nese returns but Yuta DECKS him! Wait, that was a closed fist to the face! Those aren’t allowed in Pure Rules, so that’s a warning on Yuta! Sterling tells Yuta that’s what he gets! Yuta calms down but Nese eggs him on. Nese SPITS at Yuta, and Yuta rushes in! Nese fireman’s carries, Yuta slips off but Nese elbows him away. Yuta uses ropes to rewind and waistlock, GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Nese escapes and Yuta, a bloody nose or lip, is roaring! Fans fire up with Yuta and he rushes in at Nese to whip him to ropes. Nese reverses, slips under to pump handle and scoop, PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!!
Fans fire up as Yuta survives, but Nese puts on the BOSTON CRAB! No ropebreaks means Yuta has to get free on his own! Yuta fights, reaches out, gets the ropes out of instinct, but then climbs the ropes and uses leverage to trip Nese up! Nese comes back to HEEL KICK Yuta! Yuta flops, Nese goes to the corner. Nese climbs up top, for a PREMIER 450 FLOP as Yuta moves! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then the STF!! With a STRAITJACKET VARIANT! Nese taps, Yuta wins!!
Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by submission (still ROH Pure Champion)
Yuta was up against it, but he came out the victor! And though Nese doesn’t want to, he shakes Yuta’s hand to uphold the Code of Honor. The Decoder proves he can grit it out and fight through the blood, but will he be able to help Blackpool Combat Club make it through Blood & Guts?
Wait, speaking of! Daniel Garcia LEAPS off the stage and CLOBBERS Yuta! Jericho Appreciation Society’s Red Death punches away on Yuta’s bloody face, and then Angelo Parker & Matthew Menard join in! They all stomp Yuta, put him back in the ring, and stomp him more! Fans boo as Menard gets the mic. “Take a look! Take a look! You like it, Yuta? Huh? Blackpool Combat Club, huh? Take a look! Tomorrow night, live on Dynamite in Detroit, Michigan, BLOOD & GUTS! You think you’re ready? I don’t think so! YOU GOT NOTHING!”
Parker then takes the mic and says the Jericho Appreciation Society proved they are the five-star symbol of excellence. So at the end of Blood & Guts, the AEW Galaxy will see that Yuta and his “pro-wrestler pieces of garbage” APPRECIATE them! Garcia stands on Yuta and says, “After Blood & Guts, I’ma strip you of your honor, and I’ma strip you of your belt, too.” Garcia stakes his claim to the Pure Championship, but will he have to survive pure carnage inside that double cage?
A very good main event from Yuta and Nese, and I like that there were some great parallels between this match and Yuta’s previous ROH Pure title defense, such as running low on ropebreaks. Yuta wins, of course, but then a great go-home bit with the attack from JAS. Garcia, Parker and Menard gave good promos there and it is clear this is going to extend past Blood & Guts, regardless of who wins the match. There’s still so much about Garcia that makes me think he should be in BCC rather than fighting them, but Garcia VS Yuta is going to be an awesome ROH Pure Championship match. You can bet the Code of Honor won’t be upheld there, though.
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