Does Fuego finally have the House of Black’s number?
Fuego del Sol is no longer alone, as the Dark Order is by his side against the House of Black! Will AEW’s favorite luchador finally burn down the house?
- Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Fuego Del Sol, Evil Uno & Preston Vance; The House of Black wins.
- Shawn Spears VS Big Damo; Spears wins.
- Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Red Velvet VS Kris Statlander; Statlander wins and advances to the semifinals.
- Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Matt Sydal & Dante Martin; Moxley & Bryan win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: The House of Black VS Fuego Del Sol, Evil Uno & Preston Vance!
Malakai Black, Brody King & Buddy Matthews have been pushing the Fire of the Sun around, but he’s pushing back! And with the Dark Order backing him up, will Fuego finally get even with them? Or will the House always win?
The trios sort out and Brody starts with Uno. They tie up, Brody puts Uno in a corner but Uno dodges the splash to CHOP. Brody just gets mad! Uno dodges Brody’s chop, headlocks, but Brody powers out. Uno ducks and RANAS! Uno then CHOPS Brody in the corner, runs, but Brody runs him over! Uno gets up but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody brings Uno up, tags in Malakai and the House mugs Uno. Malakai brings Uno around to fire off fast hands and a KICK! Malakai KICKS Uno but Uno forearms and CHOPS back! Malakai forearms, headlocks but Uno powers out. Malakai rams Uno but Uno runs Malaki over!
Uno wrenches, fans duel, Vance tags in. The Dark Order mug Malakai in return, then they double whip! Vance whips Uno in to SPLASH in the corner, then a feed to the OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Vance drags Malakai to a cover, ONE! Vance drags Malakai up, puts him in the corner, but Malakai BOOTS back! Malakai fights Uno and Fuego off then gets Vance’s leg! HEEL HOOK! Vance powers up to rain down forearms! Vance gets free, blocks a kick and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And then tags- Fuego!? He tagged himself in! But Malakai arm-drags Fuego down! Fuego fight sup, throws haymakers, but Malakai knees low.
Malakai shoves and CLOBBERS Fuego! Malakai drags Fuego up, wrenches and Buddy tags in. Buddy climbs up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Buddy wrenches and WRINGS Fuego out! Buddy hooks up the arm then grabs the other to mock “CERO! MIEDO!” DARK ARMBAR!! Fuego writhes and Buddy laughs at his pain. Then Buddy stands on the arm, but Fuego gets free! Tag to Uno! Uno fires off forearms and CHOPS on Buddy, Buddy headlocks but Uno powers out. Malakai tags in, Buddy BOOTS, Malakai sweeps the leg! Brody tags in to SENTON! The House flanks Uno, DOUBLE PENALTY KICKS! Then DOUBLE BOOTS for Vance!
Fans rally as Brody gets Uno up. Brody gets Uno up but Uno fights free! Fuego tags in again! Fuego GAMANGIRIS Brody, but Brody BLASTS Fuego off the apron! Fans fire up while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody goes out and CHOPS Fuego against the apron! And CHOPS him again! Brody puts Fuego in the ring, drags Fuego up, and CHOPS Fuego to the corner. Tag to Buddy, he brings Fuego out to CHOP him down! Buddy goes after the bad arm with a top wristlock but Fuego endures. Fans rally, Fuego fights up, but Buddy cranks the bad arm harder! Fuego still endures, still fights up, and he arm-drags free! Fuego kicks, Buddy blocks and duck the enziguri to waistlock. Fuego elbows and elbows until he’s free! Rampage returns to single picture as Buddy blocks another kick. Buddy flips Fuego but he lands on his feet! SPANISH FLY!!
Fans fire up while both men are down! Buddy and Fuego crawl to their corners, hot tags to Malakai and Vance! Vance dodges Buddy, ROCKS Malakai, BOOTS Brody, CLOBBERS Buddy then Malakai! BIG back suplex for Buddy! Brody waistlocks but Vance elbows free! Brody shoves Vance, scoops but Vance slips off to shove and clothesline Brody out! Malakai creeps up, but Vance ducks Black Mass! Vance wheelbarrows Malakai while Uno BOOTS Brody! HOTSHOT GERMAN! Uno then CANNONBALLS the rest of the House! Vance covers, TWO!! Malakai survives and fans fire up as Vance calls for “TEN! TEN! TEN!”
Vance drags Malakai up but Malakai arm-drags free. Malakai ROCKS Vance, blocks a kick to KNEE Vance back, but Vance choke grips! Buddy gets in, but also gets a choke grip! Vance shoves Buddy, but Malakai KNEES Vance and drags him down, HEEL HOOK! Vance endures, reaches out, but Buddy goes after Uno. Uno sends Buddy into railing! Uno gets in, flips Malakai off and stomps him! Fans fire up, Malakai KICKS Uno back! Malakai throws Uno out, but turns around into a DISCUS!! The leg slows Vance down, he and Malakai go to corners. Hot tags to Brody and Uno! Uno ducks and dodges to BOOT!
Brody comes back but Uno dropkicks the legs out! Uno runs, to BOOT Brody again! And again! And again! Three boots but Brody is still up! Uno brings Brody up, reels him in, but Brody back drops free! Vance gets back in but Brody knees him down. Brody throws Vance out, Fuego returns but gets caught! Brody feeds Fuego to Buddy while Malakai ARIHARA MOONSAULTS Vance down! Brody DRAPING DDTs Fuego!! Brody runs in but Uno BOOTS him! Uno ducks one lariat but not the LEFT! Canadian rack, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, the House of Black wins!
Winners: The House of Black, by pinfall
The Numbers could not get it down, but wait! DEATH TRIANGLE makes their way out! Penta Oscuro, Rey Fenix, PAC and even Alex Abrahantes are here, and they unveil a tombstone. The House of Black’s name is on the stone, and the date: DOUBLE OR NOTHING, May 29th!! Will the House finally fall when Death Triangle puts it all on the line?
Backstage interview with Max Caster & The Gunn Club.
Lexi Nair cues up a clip from Dark: Elevation, after the Gunn Club & The Acclaimed were victorious as a quartet. It seems Bowens had a horrible spill on the stairs and now he’s injured! What does the group do now? Yeah, what do they do, father? Yes, Papa, what do they do? Yeah, daddy, what do they do? Billy Gunn moves past Austin to put his arm around Max Caster to say, “Well, son, all factions have to deal with adversity. But what makes a faction great is how they come out on the other side.” Bowens is watching at home, get well soon. And when you get back, get ready! They’ll have a big ol’ scissor party! Will Austin, Colten & Platinum Max keep things going in the Five Tool Player’s absence?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Tony Schiavone brings up the challenge set by Roppongi Vice, Trent Beretta & Rocky Romero, and Cash says that FTR are ROH World Tag Team Champions, as well as fighting champions, so on Dynamite, they have their match! Because FTR also wants to be AEW World Tag Team Champions and IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, so if they beat RPG Vice, that’ll put FTR in line for those titles. Dax knows RPG Vice likes to joke around, but this ain’t a joke to FTR. The titles are how he makes a living and provides for his family. RPG Vice isn’t going to make a joke out of this. If they want a fight, FTR will give them a fight. #TopGuysOut.
Shawn Spears VS ???
The Chair Man vows to be a #GiantKiller when he takes down Wardlow, but he has another big tune-up match. But what giant does he look to take on this week? It’s BIG DAMO! The Belfast Behemoth comes to AEW! Spears knows this man from the past, can he still be a giant killer in the present?
The bell rings and the two circle. Damo rushes Spears but Spears bails out. Damo rushes out but Spears gets back in and BOOTS Damo down! Spears slingshots but fakes Damo out, then SUPERKICKS from the apron! Damo glares and shakes his head! Damo hits Spears with the DIVIDE! Damo puts Spears in but Spears bails out the other side. Damo drags Spears up but Spears ROCKS Damo. Damo grits his teeth, Spears springboards in but Damo dodges! Damo fireman’s carries for the WASTELAND and SENTON! Damo goes up, VADER FLOP as Spears moves! Fans boo but Spears brings down the kneepad! KAMI-GOYE!
Damo stays up but Spears fireman’s carries him! “WARDLOW!!” C4!! Spears covers, Spears wins!
Winner: Shawn Spears, by pinfall
The Chair Man gets a mic and says he is Wardlow’s Kryptonite! He left Wardlow laying in the ring, proof that Wardlow is not Superman. Fans still chant for “WARD~LOW~” but Spears says next week, he won’t be trapped in a cage with Wardlow. Wardlow is going to be locked in a steel cage with Spears, the Giant Killer!
The Undisputed Elite speak.
Brandy Cutler, SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE! But at least he’s doing his job right. And speaking of doing something right, Kyle O’Reilly beat Rey Fenix in the Owen Hart Cup, and he did Adam Cole’s dirty work for him when he took to Sting! Kyle is on fire! Cole finds it is poetic that Cole VS O’Reilly in the finals is about to happen. The two best in the tournament! Kyle knew Cole would like what he did to the Stinger Man. And hopefully Vegas is ready for a little finger poke o’ doom. No, in all seriousness, it’ll be an honor to face his best friend and a great wrestler. Let’s do this!
In other news, the Hardy Boyz have an open schedule, right? The Hardy Boyz, the best tag team of the early 2000s. The Young Bucks, the best tag team of the 2010s and 2020s. Time to give Vegas a show. At Double or Nothing, it is a modern day tag team dream match! Young Bucks VS Hardy Boyz, Matt & Jeff are invited to a massive SUPERKICK PARTY! Now cut it, Brandon, you idiot!
Owen Hart Foundation Women’s Tournament Opening Round: Red Velvet w/ The Baddies VS Kris Statlander!
Two great friends are now bitter enemies! They say they no longer need each other, and that’s just fine when only ONE can move on in this tournament! Who meets Ruby Soho in the semifinals?
The bell rings Kris and Velvet tie up. They go around, Kris puts Velvet in a corner, but Velvet goes up the corner. The ref counts, Kris lets off but Velvet SLAPS her! Then kicks her! Kris grabs Velvet to trophy lift her! Fans fire up as Kris carries Velvet out, and uses just ONE ARM! Then Kris DROPS Velvet and fans fire up more! Velvet flounders to a corner but Kris whips her to ropes. Velvet ducks and dodges to tilt-o-whirl and merry-go-round! But Kris stops that to TOSS Velvet away! Velvet flounders out of the ring and fans fire up again. Kris builds speed and slides, but into the apron skirt trap! Velvet fires off on Kris but fans boo.
Chris Jericho says Velvet is the Sports Entertainer of the Week for that one, and Velvet stirs it up for the Baddies. Velvet aims from the apron, LEAPS, but Kris catches her! Kris SLAMS Velvet on the apron, while staring Jade down! The Baddies talk trash while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Kris gets in but Velvet fires off body shots! Velvet talks trash, pie faces, but Kris comes back, things speed up, and Velvet’s jump gets caught! Velvet says they’re still cool, right? Nope! Kris pops Velvet up but Velvet slips off, and then covers up as Kris shows haymaker. Kris hesitates, and Velvet trips her up! Velvet stomps away on the leg, then drops an elbow on the knee! Velvet hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Kris clutches her leg but Velvet slaps her around. Velvet pushes Kris to a cover, ONE! Velvet drags Kris up, and RAMS her into buckles, face first! Velvet talks trash, puts Kris in the corner and digs her boots in while doing the splits!
The ref counts, Velvet lets off at 4 and laughs before she goes out. Velvet SLAMS Kris’ leg on the apron! The Baddies fan Velvet off and clean up her hair, and then Velvet claims something is in her eye. The ref checks, and Kiera Hogan CHOKES Kris! Kiera gets away with that, and Velvet SLAMS Kris’ leg into the post! Velvet gets in the ring, puts Kris’ leg on ropes, and HIP DROPS it! The Baddies applaud and Velvet sets the leg up again. Velvet stands on the leg, mocks the fans cheering Kris on, and Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns, Kris KNEES Velvet in the corner! Velvet staggers, Kris runs up to O’Conner Roll, CHAOS THEORY! Cover, TWO!! Velvet survives and Kris can’t believe it! Fans rally, Kris drags Velvet up and suplexes, but Velvet knees free! Velvet CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg, then sets Kris up, the FINAL SLICE!! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and shocks The Baddies! Velvet talks trash on Kris, calling her stupid, then she ROCKS her with a forearm! And another! Kris gets around to hit a BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Velvet gets to the apron, Kris storms over but Velvet HOTSHOTS her!
Velvet hurries in, runs, and DOUBLE KNEES Kris against ropes! Velvet YANKS Kris back, wheelbarrows, VICTORY FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Kris barely kicks out and Velvet is furious! Houston heats up and the Baddies coach Velvet. Kris slowly gets up, and she blocks the kick to LARIAT! Then she hauls Velvet up, gut wrenches, tucks her in, but Velvet rolls her! TWO, Kris has it deep! KRIS WINS!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)
But Kiera attacks! The Baddies beat up Kris! But Ruby Soho leaves commentary to rush in! Ruby DECKS Velvet, and gives Kiera an STO! Velvet gets up to fire hands, and now Jade gets in! The TBS Champion SLAMS Ruby down! The Baddies then get Kris back up, but here comes ANNA JAY! She CLOBBERS Mark Sterling and takes his crutch! The Baddies run away, the Queenslayer was ready to swing on them! Will the Baddies have to watch their backs from now on?
AEW takes a closer look at #Hookhausen VS Nese & Sterling.
Tony Nese is confident as he runs the bleachers. Sterling is still banged up but somehow Nese expects him to keep up. Hook does chin-ups, Danhausen just hangs there. Sterling does weak squats, Danhausen does weak curls. Hook jogs on the treadmill, Danhausen just kinda walks. Nese uses Sterling as a weight, then throws him around with suplexes! Is Nese going to do more damage to Smart Mark than #Hookhausen will? Or will the tough love whoop Sterling into shape?
Dan Lambert & The Men of the Year are in the ring.
Though Scorpio Sky is AEW TNT Champion, he doesn’t have his belt! Ethan Page has the mic to point out that bad things happen when they cross paths with MOTY & ATT! If you don’t believe them, ask the Inner Circle. Not that they exist anymore. But why not just look at one of the most beloved wrestlers on the roster and his girlfriend, and exposed them as the biggest pieces of trash they really are! And speaking of Sammy, talking is not something Scorpio came here to do. Bring your narrow ass out here with the belt, or he will bury you! Just like he did SCU.
Speaking of Sammy, he’s on the tron! Oh, hey, is this what you’re looking for? He holds up the TNT Championship, and says it is beautiful. Sammy pretends to drop it but he would never do that. He’ll carefully set this down. He’d never do anything to hurt the belt. But his friend, the sledgehammer, has different plans. So if Scorpio wants the belt back, they have to give SamTay the match they want. Lambert says, “What part of ‘no’ do you not understand, moron?” Figures. So Sammy SMASHES the belt!! And here’s an old friend of Scorpio’s who wants to join in! Frankie Kazarian tells Sammy to shut up a minute. No wonder no one likes him.
Kaz says here’s some facts. Last week, if not for Ethan Page & Dan Lambert, KAZ would be champion right now. And what Kaz is about to do to the belt is just a precursor of what’s coming for Men of the Year! Kaz starts smashing the belt!! Scorpio is freaking out as Kaz SLAMS the belt on the ground! Sammy says whether they like it or not, the match is happening. BE MAD! Will the mixed tag happen after all?
Backstage interview with Britt Baker and Toni Storm.
Tony Schiavone says The Doctor and the Lightning are meeting 1v1 in the Owen Hart Cup, the winner moving on to the finals. That’s pretty big, Storm. Can you handle that high pressure match? Uh, can Britt handle it without the help of her little friends? Speaking of which, you saw what Storm did to Hayter, and that will happen to Britt. If there is any funny business, any at all, so help her God, Storm will rearrange all of their teeth and become their DMD. Understand? Britt is speechless so she walks away. But will Britt have to admit it is #ToniTime in AEW?
Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers!
He starts with Dante Martin & Matt Sydal requesting this match. What do they hope to get out of this? Dante wants to get one of the biggest wins to date, and to fly tot he top of the AEW Tag Division. Sydal says he’d like to show Blackpool Combat Club what it really means to mentor someone. He doesn’t want beat up Dante and bloody him. He wants to encourage him, show him the way to the top. Peace, love and pro-wrestling. They won’t become violent monsters, they’ll stay true to who they are.
Bryan Danielson says he loves peace, love and pro-wrestling, just not all together. He likes violence in pro-wrestling and it’s proven successful with Wheeler Yuta becoming ROH Pure Champion. You’ll see that violence works here tonight. Moxley adds that he can’t believe Sydal even said, “Peace, love and pro-wrestling.” They’re not just pro-wrestlers, they’re not just competitors and warriors, they are teachers. They teach with pain, torture and the most important lesson you’re about to learn: when you enter the ring with the BCC, abandon all hope. Then there’s been enough talk, it’s time for the main event!
The Baddies speak.
Tony, cut the shit! Get out, they don’t need him! Jade calls out Anna Jay. Since she felt like she can step up tot he plate and get her ass beat again, then at Double or Nothing, come get that ass-whooping! It’s official! TBS Championship, Jade Cargill VS Anna Jay, round two! Will Number 99 be the one in 30-1? Or will she just end up number 31 on #ThatBitchShow?
Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson w/ William Regal VS Matt Sydal & Dante Martin!
Chris Jericho says the Blackpool Combat Club has issues, but the Maniac & American Dragon get along enough to fight alongside each other just fine. Will they prove to the Jericho Appreciation Society and the high-flying teacher and student that blood, sweat and tears are thicker than water?
The teams sort out and BCC just rush Sydal & Dante! Mox throws Sydal out and Bryan CHOPS Dante! Mox sends Sydal into railing! Bryan uppercuts, KICKS and uppercuts again! Bryan DECKS Dante with an uppercut, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Mox, he clotheslines Dante again and again! Moxley snapmares, runs and PENALTY KICKS Dante down! Cover, ONE! Moxley drags Dante up for a BIG suplex, covers, TWO! Dante reaches out but Moxley drags him away from Sydal. Moxley anchors the leg, tags Bryan and Bryan stomps Dante down. Bryan brings Dante around, turns him over and locks up the legs to then get the arms.
Dante endures as Bryan rocks him back into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans fire up while Dante endures, Bryan sets him down, fish hooks and CLUBS away on him! The ref reprimands, Bryan lets off to cover, TWO! Dante shows his toughness but Bryan tags Moxley. The BCC mugs Dante, Moxley throws more body shots over and over in the corner! Then he digs a knee in! The ref counts, Moxley lets off but then runs back in, but Dante moves and Moxley POSTS himself! Hot tag to Sydal, and he rills Moxley up for a school boy with bridge! TWO, but Sydal SOBATS! And ROUNDHOUSES! And KICKS, then whips.
Moxley reverses, scoops Sydal, but Sydal dragon sleepers for the SLICE! Cover, TWO! STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Moxley gets up, Sydal throws a forearm. Moxley CHOPS, Sydal CHOPS, repeat! It’s a CHOP fight, but then Moxley throws a forearm. Moxley whips, Sydal reverses, but Moxley catches the leap to HOTSHOT Sydal down! Tag to Bryan, Moxley tosses Sydal out, and Bryan FLYING KNEES! “Who’s the best wrestler?!” Fans fire up for Bryan as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Bryan drags Sydal up and puts him in the ring. Bryan has Sydal’s arm, brings him up, wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER, then drags Sydal down with a hammerlock. Sydal endures but Bryan digs his knee in while he pulls on the arm! Bryan SNAPS a finger! Tag to Moxley, he drops a knee on the arm! Moxley keeps the hammerlock, scoops Sydal up, and SLAMS Sydal on the bad arm! Cover, TWO, but Moxley keeps on the bad arm for a half straitjacket. Moxley makes it a full straitjacket, and Sydal endures. Dante reaches out, Sydal fights up, goes around, and JAWBREAKERS free! Sydal staggers to a corner, and he BOOTS Moxley!
Sydal goes up, but Moxley ROCKS him! Sydal tumbles to the floor! Moxley goes out after him, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s area! Moxley then brings Sydal back to scoop and SLAM on the floor! Moxley gets back in and Houston fires up. Sydal slowly gets up as the ring count climbs, and he flounders to the ring. The count is past 5 of 10, now 8, but Sydal hobbles in. Only for Moxley to DECK him! Moxley waits on Sydal to get up, and DECKS him again! Moxley stalks Sydal to ropes, brings him up in the BCC corner, and CHOPS him! Even Dante felt that one. Sydal dodges the haymaker to KICK back!
Sydal KICKS and KICKS but Moxley eggs him on! Moxley then SLAPS Sydal, but Sydal QUESTION MARK KICKS! Both men go down and Houston fires up! Sydal and Moxley crawl for their corners, hot tags to Bryan and Dante as Rampage returns to single picture! Dante springboards up and over Bryan to ROCK Moxley! Dante flips up and over Bryan, elbows him down, then runs to springboard and dropkick! Bryan bails out, Dante FLIES! Direct hit on both Bryan & Moxley with that crossbody! Dante gets Bryan in, and CROSSBODIES again! Cover, Moxley breaks it in time! Sydal goes after Mox and throws him out!
Sydal PLANCHAS, but Moxley catches him for a SLEEPER! Dante goes up top, but Bryan trips him up! Bryan ROCKS Dante with a forearm, climbs up top, and has Dante for a SUPER BUTTERFLY SUPLEX!! And into the LEBELLE LOCK!!! Dante endures, crawls forward, reaches out, but Bryan changes things to a RINGS OF SATURN!! Dante shakes his head, he uses his foot for the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Bryan lets go at 4, and Bryan snarls. Dante sits up, Bryan KICKS him! And again! And again! And again! And the BUZZSAW! Fans are thunderous and Bryan tags Moxley in.
Moxley drags Dante up, lifts him up, and Bryan runs, into a WHEEL KICK from Sydal! Moxley brings Sydal up to back suplex but Sydal lands on his feet! Sydal goes Matrix to dodge, and Dante ROUNDHOUSES Moxley! Then Sydal & Dante DOUBLE ROUNDHOUSE! Moxley wobbles, Sydal gives Dante a boost in the SHOTGUN! Sydal goes up top and aims at Bryan on the apron! APRON METEORA!! Dante aims at Moxley, up, up and NOSEDIVE!! Cover, Bryan breaks it!?! Bryan managed to survive Sydal’s attack and save Moxley! “This is Awesome!” as Moxley and Dante slowly rise. Dante spins Moxley around, but Moxley kicks low!
Dante fights the Paradigm Shift, springboards, but into the SLEEPER! Dante pushes off the corner, cover, TWO!! SUPERKICK! Dante hurries to go back up the corner! MISSILE- POWERBOMB! Moxley rolls Dante through, brings him up, PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!? Dante survives and Houston is thunderous! Bryan keeps Sydal out and Moxley rains down elbows! Bryan drags Sydal into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Elbows rain down all over the place!! Moxley then brings Dante up, underhooks, DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, BCC wins!
Winners: Bryan Danielson & Jon Moxley, by pinfall
The high-flyers proved they can take a beating, but they couldn’t beat the American Dragon & Maniac! But then Jericho leaves commentary so that he and the rest of the JAS can mug them! It’s 3v1 on Moxley, 2v1 on Bryan, but then Eddie Kingston, Santana & Ortiz run out! It’s a sample of Anarchy in the Arena, how much crazier will this get when it’s the real deal?!
A wild episode for Rampage here, with a lot more stuff set up for Double or Nothing. The Six Man Tag was an awesome opener, and we got a great showing out of Fuego, Uno & Vance, even though they were of course losing. Again, I hope Fuego ends up joining Dark Order full time since we’re not getting much out of Dark Order and Hangman. Death Triangle coming out just to use a tombstone to make the Double or Nothing match was good stuff, and that Six Man Tag will be awesome. Real bummer about Bowens, who knew it was so dangerous just walking back to gorilla? But good promo from Acclaimed Gunn Club to pivot, especially with Billy treating Caster as more a son than his real sons.
Spears continuing his “Giant Killer” streak kinda buried the lead that Big Damo is All Elite now. After WWE’s cutting spree from last year, I was wondering where Damo would show up, and it’s great to see him here. But speaking of burying, Spears sure squashed him here. They should’ve had it be Bear Bronson so that Spears could sweep Bear Country. But all this makes me think Wardlow is just going to destroy Spears. Great group promo from Undisputed Elite. I like that Kyle and Cole are totally okay that they’ll be facing each other, and I would love if the match gets chippy, bringing things back to NXT. And of course, Bucks VS Hardys is happening, that’ll be great.
FTR has a very good interview promo, FTR VS RPG Vice for the ROH tag titles is going to be awesome stuff for the go-home Dynamite. Storm’s part of the backstage promo was great stuff, really intense without having to yell. I’m still thinking Britt wins, she and Cole are on parallel paths and could both win these tournaments. Velvet VS Statlander was great stuff, and it was quite the surprise that Statlander won when Baddies were helping Velvet the whole time. But Soho VS Statlander could go either way now since both are Faces. Anna Jay helping them out against the Baddies was great, too, but I guess there really isn’t anyone for Jade to beat up right now. Jade VS Jay II will still be great, though, Jay’s solid in the ring.
The Hookhausen & “Premier Smark” montages were great, that match is going to be a lot of fun. The segment with Men of the Year, Sammy and Kaz was somehow both a lot of fun and yet still very cringe worthy. Sammy leaning into being the obnoxious guy with his obnoxious girlfriend seems to fit him well, but does walk the line of the heat he wants and the go away heat he doesn’t want. But one, yeah, that mixed tag match is finally happening after all the real-life circumstances have delayed it. And two, smashing that TNT belt is probably a way to give Scorpio his own custom one, just as Miro had for his reign.
And of course, a great main event. Sydal’s promo did have a good point, there are different ways to teach the future of pro-wrestling. And we need all those ways, because it’s great to have gritty Faces and clean Faces, so long as none of them are pushover Faces. The match was awesome, Dante gets tons of points for toughing it out like that. But of course BCC wins, this was the duo that works well together. Were this “sports entertainment,” maybe it would’ve been Bryan and Kingston in a “can they coexist?” booking, which ironically would make sense in story for me, but it’s fine that BCC would see ahead and avoid that scenario.
The brawl after was a good way to sign off, but apparently there was a scary mishap. Bryan got his leg stuck between ring and ramp for about 10 minutes, had a bad limp after, but seems to be otherwise okay. Anarchy in the Arena is still on for 5v5, and I’m sure Bryan will be 100% for that.
My Score: 8.7/10
Mitchell’s AEW Dark: Elevation Results & Report! (12/5/22)
Indianapolis gets Elevated!
Elevation turns it up to nine!
AEW is racing towards Winter is Coming in Indianapolis as The Embassy is in action! Who betta than Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony?
- Nick Comoroto w/ Aaron Solo VS Hagane Shinno; Shinno wins.
- Nyla Rose & Marina Shafir w/ Vickie Guerrero VS Kitty LaFleur & Alice Crowley; Nyla & Shafir win.
- Kiera Hogan VS Nikki Victory; Kiera wins.
- Top Flight VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd; Top Flight wins.
- Madison Rayne VS Emi Sakura; Sakura wins.
- Lee Moriarty w/ W. Morrissey VS Serpentico w/ Luther; Moriarty wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Embassy w/ Prince Nana VS Dan Adams, Star Rider & Façade; The Embassy wins.
- Alex Reynolds w/ John Silver VS Kip Sabian w/ Penelope Ford; Kip wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita VS Aaron Solo w/ Nick Comoroto; Konosuke wins.
A decent line-up. Good to see Top Flight in action after hearing Dante Martin was really hurting after that match with FTR. Good to see Konosuke in action. Reynolds VS Sabian could be a really good one, too. And good to see Kiera Hogan in action now that she’s on her own again. Wouldn’t surprise me if she and Diamante team up to go after The Baddies.
Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (12/2/22)
Orange Cassidy is on a Rampage!
The Freshly Squeezed fighting champion fights on!
Orange Cassidy defends his AEW All-Atlantic Championship once again, against QT Marshall, and in a LUMBERJACK MATCH!
- Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto; Darby wins.
- Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy; Lethal & Jarrett win.
- Athena VS Dani Mo; Athena wins.
- AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Darby Allin VS Cole Karter w/ Nick Comoroto!
The Relentless One wants payback on the punk who impersonated The Icon, Sting, just for a quick buck! And though the real Sting heads to the back, Darby still has back-up in the baseball bat! Darby tells Comoroto to back off, but Comoroto throws his toothpick at him like a bootleg Bad Guy. So Darby CLOBBERS Comoroto with it! And again, and again! Karter stays back to let Comoroto take that beating. Fans fire up for Darby and Darby puts the bat down. Darby dares Karter to try it, and Karter makes a move, but Darby DIVES onto him! Darby RAMS Karter into railing, then SLAMS Karter’s hand off steel steps!
Darby puts Karter in the ring, the bell rings, and Darby aims at Karter again. SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Karter flounders to a corner, Darby fires off forearms on him, but the ref counts. Darby lets off, runs and SHOTGUNS Karter down, and Karter falls out of the ring! Fans fire up and Darby goes up the corner! But Karter shoves Darby! Darby crotches off ropes and falls to the floor! Karter drags Darby up, reel shim in and APRON POWERBOMBS him! Karter then puts Darby in the ring, but fans rally up. Karter looms over Darby, drags him up and whips him to the corner hard! Darby slumps down but Karter drags him up again.
Karter whips corner to corner again and even harder! Fans boo but Karter grins as he stalks Darby to the corner. Karter YANKS Darby right up, to a BUCKLE BOMB! Darby flops down, Karter drags him back up, and Karter DROPKICKS Darby down! Darby slumps out of the ring while Karter blows a kiss to the camera. Karter goes out to drag Darby back up. Karter RAMS Darby into steel steps! Fans boo as Karter swaggers around. Karter drags Darby up and into the ring, fans rally up harder for Darby as Karter stalks him. Karter CLUBS Darby, throws knee after knee, then covers, TWO!
Fans chant “You Look Weak!” at Karter but he drags Darby up to snap suplex! Cover, ONE, and AEW goes picture in picture. Karter sits Darby up to KNEE him in the back. Karter stomps Darby around, drags him up again, and whips him corner to corner hard! Darby bounces off buckles to hit the mat just as hard, and Karter smiles. Karter soaks up the heat, storms over to Darby, and stands him up to CLUB him again. Karter CHOPS Darby, stalks him to a corner, and bumps him off buckles. Karter bumps Darby off more buckles, then throws knees in. Karter CHOPS again, Darby pushes him back, so Karter CLUBS Darby again.
Karter puts Darby in another corner to back elbow. Karter soaks up the heat and Rampage returns to single picture. Karter runs but Darby dodges the splash! COFFIN SPLASH, but Karter waistlocks! Karter wrenches and JUMP KNEES Darby, to then suplex! Darby slips out to CHOP BLOCK! And PENALTY KICK to an arm! Darby snarls, he runs, but Karter ROLLING ELBOWS Darby down! Karter reels Darby in, but Darby fights the lift to wrench out and bend the fingers! Karter ROCKS Darby but Darby holds onto the hand. Karter ROCKS and CLUBS Darby again and again, but Darby twists the wrist!
Karter CLUBS the arms but Darby fires up a la Sting! Darby fires off fast hands, hops on, CODE RED! Cover, TWO!! Karter survives but fans still rally for Darby. Darby’s hand is bleeding from somewhere in the fingers, and he crawls to a corner. Darby hops up, but Karter trips Darby up! Karter climbs up, brings Darby up, and he SUPER FALCON ARROWS!! Cover, TWO! Darby survives and Karter is seething. Karter puts Darby in a drop zone and climbs up. Fans rally, Karter climbs, and Karter 450 FLOPS as Darby dodges! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! Karter endures, rolls, but Darby wrenches, hammerlocks, and SCORPION DEATH DROPS!!
Fans fire up as Darby goes up top! COFFIN DROP!! Cover, Darby wins!
Winner: Darby Allin, by pinfall
Karter proved he’s worth something, but Darby proved it’s not enough! Will The Relentless One keep rolling until he’s looking at some gold?
Backstage interview with Keith Lee.
Renee Paquette notes she tried to get a word with the Limitless One last week, but can he give her anything about him and Swerve Strickland? Keith says it is an ongoing conversation, all he can say is… SHANE TAYLOR walks in?! A former ROH World Television Champion and former tag partner of Keith’s is now in AEW! And he’s here to ask Keith, “What is it with you and leaving family, dog?” Keith left Swerve behind two weeks ago, JD in Dallas, and Shane in ROH six years ago. Shane became the greatest ROH TV Champion of all time, but the business here is far from over.
So Shane says they settle this at ROH Final Battle! Shane Taylor & JD Griffey VS Keith Lee and… Well, he may wanna find some help. Swerve walks in now with a big smile on his face. Keith sighs. He asks Swerve, “Can I even count on you, dude?” Swerve takes off his sunglasses but doesn’t say anything. Is Swerve In Our Glory going to have one final battle together?
AEW hears from La Faccion Ingobernable and The Dark Order.
Jose the Assistant says, “After months of planning, La Faccion Ingobernable pulled off what nobody expected.” As for John Silver & Alex Reynolds, Silver says they were shocked. The Dark Order has been through a lot together, and for Preston Vance to do something like that blows his mind. The wounds for Silver & Reynolds will heal. But what Vance did to Negative One, Brodie Lee Jr., no one was there for him more than Vance. One day, they will all meet face to face one day, and that is when Vance realizes he made the biggest mistake of his life. But Rush says the Ingobernable Era is about to begin! Will nothing stop LFI now that they have Number 10?
Renee Paquette is in the ring.
She wants Indianapolis to help her welcome the AEW World Tag Team Champions, the Acclaimed! And as such, Max Caster says, “Yo! Listen! Acclaimed calling out any team that wants drama! We make ’em say sorry like they were Balenciaga! We got the tag division getting worked up cuz we stay winning like Americans in World Cup. And Jeff Jarrett’s talking out his anus. You can’t throw your weight around like you’re Glenn Jacobs! Homie, this ain’t TNA. In All Elite, Everybody Loves The Acclaimed!” Bowens takes the mic to say, “INDIANAPOLIIIIIS~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS~!” And so Billy Gun scissor fingers~!
Fans sing, “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Renee says that the tag titles look really nice on them, but it begs the question: what’s next for The Acclaimed? Bowens can’t answer that without first addressing last week’s Dynamite. Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett went and interrupted the scissoring! Fans boo that. Bowens says them doing that can only mean one of two things. One: they’re jealous that EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED! Or two: They wanna shot at the tag titles. Well guess what? You can’t cut the line, and Jeff Jarrett’s Colonel Sanders lookin’ ass just has to wait! Especially because there is a tag team that has been waiting a very, very long time to get their shot first.
Fans chant for FTR, and Bowens says The Acclaimed ARE fighting champions! Caster says, “That’s right!” Bowens says, “We are the Forever Champs!” “That’s right!” “We are the People’s Choice!” “That’s right!” “The People’s Voice!” “That’s right!” “And the people’s voices have been screaming that they want The Acclaimed to fight the best!” Fans fire up for that, but then here come the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten. The fans boo because that’s not FTR, those are the “ASS~ BOYS!” Austin says look, their old friends, The Acclaimed and “Billy.” But The Acclaimed want the best tag team in the world? “WELL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ‘EM!”
Wait, Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh make their way out here. Sonjay asks what the Gunns are talking about. When he looks at them, all he sees are… ASS BOYS! Fans fire up for that! Sonjay tells the Gunns that what they’re looking at is a two-time Hall of Famer, the best pro-wrestler in the world, and they will show everyone why THEY are the greatest tag team today after they beat Private Party’s asses! Billy has everyone hold on. Fans cheer for Daddy Ass and he says, “Maybe you guys misunderstood what we said, but what we said was, ‘We want the best.'” And here comes F T R!!
Indy fires up as the THREE BELT CHAMPIONS, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood, with their AAA, IWGP and ROH World Tag Team Championships, head to the ring. FTR offer handshakes, and The Acclaimed take it! Fans fire up, it looks like we have a title match made for THIS WEDNESDAY! Will The Acclaimed stay the Forever Champs of AEW? Or will FTR go from three to FOUR pairs of titles draped on them at once?
AEW looks closer at the grudge between Hikaru Shida, Penelope Ford & The Bunny.
The Full Metal Warrior herself says “Holy Shida was on a Rampage, and somebody tried to ruin it.” Allie the Bunny says she spent the last six MONTHS rehabbing her neck, “watching other people get opportunities that I deserved.” Shida says if Bunny has something to say, then let’s go. But it will be for the Regina de Wave Championship! The Bunny says she’ll take that title, and make Shida feel how she felt, watching someone else take what was hers. Will The Bunny bring some gold to La Faccion? Or will nothing stop the wave of momentum Shida is riding?
Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett w/ Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh VS Private Party w/ Matt Hardy!
Team Double Jay is already waiting, and already promising a big win here tonight. But Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy have been known to defy expectations before, so will they do that here tonight? Or will the Last Outlaw and his lethal tag team partner prove they are the best team today?
The teams sort out and Kassidy starts against Lethal. They circle, tie up, and Kassidy gets around to headlock. Lethal back suplexes but Kassidy lands on his feet. Lethal blocks Kassidy’s hip toss but then Kassidy slips up and around him to arm-drag! Lethal stagger sup, Kassidy whips but Lethal reverses. Kassidy ducks the lariat to waistlock but Lethal elbows free! Lethal stomps Kassidy to the corner, tags in Jarrett, and fans boo as Jarrett and Lethal mug Kassidy. Jarrett stomps the mudhole, whips but Kassidy reverses to hip toss! Jarrett gets up, Kassidy pops ‘n’ locks, but Jarrett dodges the haymaker to DECK Kassidy!
Fans boo but Jarrett is feeling himself. Jarrett drags Kassidy up but Kassidy wrenches free! Tag to Quen, he leap frogs to HIP DROP the arm! Kassidy BOOTS Lethal, Quen kicks Jarrett, and Private Party whips Jarrett to the corner. Quen sets up, Kassidy runs in, squealing PARTY IN MOTION! Then feed to the DROPKICK! Quen covers, TWO! Quen wrenches, tags Kassidy and Kassidy goes up to DOUBLE STOMP the arm! Kassidy struts a la the Nature Boy, and he mocks Jarrett. Jarrett swings, Kassidy blocks, but Jarrett pokes Kassidy in the eye! Then Jarrett DECKS Kassidy! Fans boo, especially as Sonjay struts.
But Hardy pulls Sonjay off the apron! Sonjay gets heated, but it’s Satnam who steps to Hardy! Hardy backs off from the giant, but Lethal drags Kassidy out to RAM him into steel steps! The numbers game is paying off as Rampage goes picture in picture. Hardy helps Kassidy up but Lethal goes out to kick Kassidy down! Lethal RAMS Kassidy into the steel steps! The is busy reprimanding people and that allows Sonjay to get some stomps in! Lethal and Jarrett add theirs, then drag Kassidy up to put him in the ring. Jarrett stomps Kassidy more and more, then tags Lethal. Double Jay double whip but Kassidy reverses to send Lethal at ropes.
Lethal holds ropes to stop himself, and Jarrett hooks Kassidy up for a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Lethal adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Kassidy reaches out but Lethal keeps him from Quen. Lethal bumps Kassidy off buckles, tags Jarrett in, and Jarrett drags Kassidy up to bump off more buckles. Jarrett whips Kassidy corner to corner hard, and Kassidy bounces off buckles. Jarrett puts Kassidy on the ropes to CHOKE him, then he runs to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett struts now, as does Lethal and even Satnam. Jarrett then runs to LARIAT Kassidy down! Lethal applauds, tags in, and he covers, TWO!
Lethal CLUBS Kassidy down, covers again, TWO! Lethal rains down furious fists but the ref reprimands about the closed fists. Lethal looms over Kassidy, drags him back up, and snap suplexes! Lethal lets out a big “WOO~!” and then grins as AEW goes to break.
Rampage returns and Lethal has Kassidy in a facelock. But Kassidy NORTHERN LIGHTS Lethal away! And then Kassidy springboard STUNNERS Jarrett down! Kassidy dodges Lethal and hot tags Quen! Quen ROCKS Lethal, bumps him off buckles, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Fans fire up as Quen ducks ‘n’ dodges to flapjack DROPKICK! Fans fire up more as Quen DIVES onto Jarrett! Quen is all fire dup and he high-fives fans. Quen gets in, Lethal sends him out but Kassidy is there! SILLY STRING! Quen hurries up top but Jarrett storms over. Quen DECKS Jarrett, 450s, but has to bail out as Lethal moves!
Quen clutches his rib but Lethal goes after Kassidy. Kassidy kangaroo kicks Lethal into a schoolboy! But the ref is busy with Kassidy! Jarrett gets in to wrench and KNEE Quen! Lethal runs, handsprings, LETHAL INJECTION STROKE COMBINATION! Cover, Team Double Jay wins!
Winners: Jay Lethal & Jeff Jarrett, by pinfall
Jarrett insists the ref raise his and Lethal’s hands in victory, and Aubrey Edwards obliges. Will Jay & Double J prove they’re the best by climbing those AEW Tag Division rankings?
Renee Paquette interviews Saraya.
They’re having their promised sit-down interview two weeks after Saraya won her big return match at Full Gear. How is she feeling after her first match in over five years? Saraya legit has chills even now thinking about it. It was an emotional moment because she never thought she was getting in the ring again. Especially after five long years, yet also oddly short. Five years is long in pro-wrestling, though, and going out there again, it was incredible. What was it like to just talk to her family about this? The Knights are born and bred for wrestling, her brother was there that night. What was that like?
It was incredible having her brother, who has been there for her since day one. He even dressed as the Pink Power Ranger for her first match to be there. He had full on supported her, canceled all other plans, and was just as fired up as she was. She couldn’t help but run up to him to hug it out. Full Gear overall was a huge show, but especially Saraya’s moment for her and the Women’s Division. What is the big takeaway? Full Gear was a special night for the AEW Women’s Division with three matches on one night. Saraya was proud to have had that match with Britt Baker. Britt helped Saraya in many ways as someone who just came back from neck surgery.
Saraya is also proud of Jamie Hayter winning the title, that was a big deal. And even Toni Storm. Saraya saw the interview Renee had with Toni about wanting the title back. Saraya wants all the women here to know that she wants the title, too. It will be her and everyone going head-to-head. Renee looks forward to that, but when and where will The Revolution prove AEW is her house?
Athena VS ???
The Fallen Goddess has never been more dangerous. Dark and Elevation have brought out that dark side, and she’s gunning for the OG Badass and the ROH Women’s World Championship at Final Battle! But will she have a bit more than just a tune-up in Dani Mo?
The bell rings, Athena and Dani approach, and Athena DECKS Dani! Athena smirks, brings Dani up and snap suplexes! Una Amiga! Another snap suplex! Dos Amigas! Then the ANARCHY for the third! Cover, but Athena lets off! Athena plays like she’s surprised, but then she argues with the ref. Athena corners the ref and dares him to do something, but Dani rolls Athena up! TWO!! Dani hurries up to ROUNDHOUSE Athena! Athena shrugs it off?! Athena DECKS Dani again! And then rains down clubbing forearms! Athena roars and Indy fires up as she drags Dani back up. Athena RAMS Dani into the corner then STOMPS her down!
Athena soaks up the cheers and jeers then goes back for Dani. A fan shouts, “I love you, Athena!” and she says back, “I know.” Athena drags Dani up, reels her in, and gut wrenches to a CLIFFHANGER GUTBUSTER! Cover, Athena wins!
Winner: Athena, by pinfall
But winning isn’t enough for Athena as she drags Dani back up. Fans boo as Athena suplexes to GOURD BUSTER Dani out of the ring!! Dani tumbles but Athena goes out after her again. Athena RAMS Dani into railing, drags her up again, and then RAMS her into steel steps! Dani goes down in a heap and Athena calls out Mercedes! “Mercedes~! Come out and play~!” But when Mercedes doesn’t appear, Athena turns her attention back to Dani. More refs rush out to stop this, and Athena says alright. But then she blasts past them to METEORA Dani into the steel steps! The refs reprimand again, but Athena threatens Aubrey!
Fans boo but Athena grins as she takes her leave. Will this new darkness be what brings Athena into the golden spotlight?
Juice Robinson speaks.
“For those of you who don’t know who I am, my name is Juice Robinson. And I’m a former three-time IWGP United States Champion. I’m here to issue a challenge for December 10th, in Arlington, Texas, at ROH Final Battle, against the King of TV, Samoa Joe, the ROH Television Champion. Y’know, I’ve done a lot in Japan, but I need to prove myself in America. And if I’m gonna be a superstar on television, then I need that ROH World Television title around my waist. Joe, you may be the King of TV now, but kings get dethroned.” Will the Booster boost his own profile by taking one of #TwoBeltJoe’s belts?
Mark Henry talks with tonight’s main eventers.
The World’s Strongest Man says QT Marshall is facing Orange Cassidy for the All-Atlantic title, but is there any reason he chose to make this a Lumberjack Match? Yes, it’s real simple: After what happened last week with The House of Black, QT wants his first championship opportunity to have no shenanigans. Speaking of shenanigans, QT points out how the Best Friends and Danhausen are dressed! By that, he’s pointing out how they’re in flannel and beanies, just like real lumberjacks. QT says their best friend is about to lose his title and they’re treating this like a joke! Danhausen asks, “Is this a joke!?” And they all bring out (plastic) axes!
Cassidy asks Mark, “Are we allowed to bring axes to the ring?” Mark says, “Absolutely not.” Oh. Well, okay. Mark says it looks like there’s been enough talk, but then Cassidy says no, they weren’t done talking yet. Can they get two more seconds? IT’S TIME! For the main event! Well, alright. But axes or no axes, will Cassidy cut down another contender? Or will QT Marshall finally prove he is God’s Gift to Wrestling?
Darby Allin speaks.
“The past few weeks, Full Gear, Rampage, I have been settling some personal scores that have been important to me. And now that those scores have been settled, nothing’s more important to me than winning back that TNT Championship. Samoa Joe. I’m putting out a challenge to you, and you said that you would accept if Wardlow was banned from ringside. This Wednesday in Austin, I’ll do you one more. I’m gonna have Sting banned from ringside, as well, because I want it to be just you and me, Joe.
“These fans chant something. It goes along the lines of, ‘Joe is gonna kill~ you. Joe is gonna kill~ you.’ Well you’re gonna have to bury me with that TNT Championship, because I am not leaving Dynamite without it.” Darby is ready to fight to the death, will he become a TWO-TIME TNT Champion? Or will the King of TV still be #TwoBeltJoe going into ROH Final Battle?
AEW All-Atlantic Championship Lumberjack Match: Orange Cassidy VS QT Marshall!
Not only are The Factor and Best Friends among the Lumberjacks, but so are The Varsity Athletes, The Trustbusters, Chaos Project, Ortiz, Brandon Cutler, Zack Clayton, Ethan Page, Private Party, and even some Indy indie wrestlers. The more the merrier if it keeps QT safe for the House of Black. But will he be able to focus on Freshly Squeezed? Or will Cassidy continue to be a fighting champion?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and with nowhere to run and hide, we see who is truly championship material!
The bell rings and as Cassidy puts his hands in his pockets, QT rushes in! Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges and leaps over! Then he SHOTGUNS QT down and kips up! QT bails out but on the Best Friends’ side! They put him in for Cassidy but QT knees low. QT whips Cassidy out to the Factory side of things, but Cassidy fires off “devastating” shin kicks on then, Clayton, Serpentico, and back again. QT runs out but Cassidy whips him around and around into railing! Then back into the ring! Cassidy hurries up top to CROSBODY, but into QT’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Cassidy staggers, QT whips and tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKERS!
Fans rally for Cassidy but QT drags him up to toss him out. The Firm is there and Ethan tells Hardy to do his job! Hardy says okay, and he helps Cassidy up and into the ring! Fans cheer but Ethan is mad! That’s not what he meant, but that is what Lumberjacks are here for. QT still stomps Cassidy, ROCKS him with a right, then soaks up the heat. Ethan tells Hardy to leave since he’s not willing to play along. But Private Party is also told to stay. Fans boo and Hardy argues with Ethan but Hardy still leaves. QT whips Cassidy corner to corner hard and Cassidy bounces off buckles as AEW goes picture in picture.
QT drags Cassidy up, throws him out the side, and Ari Daivari stomps away on Cassidy! His old buddy, Tony Nese, joins in, as do Josh Woods, Chaos Project and Zack Clayton! They all stomp away, but then Best Friends storm over! They back everyone off and help Cassidy up. Trent puts Cassidy in, but QT is after him already. QT DECKS Cassidy with a right, then covers, TWO! Fans rally and so do the Lumberjacks. QT ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy staggers away, but QT scoops him to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! QT is annoyed but he stomps Cassidy around. QT has the legs to stomp Cassidy in the gut!
QT paces around, QT mocks Cassidy by putting his hands in his tights. QT then stomps Cassidy more, drags him up again, but Cassidy hits a JAWBREAKER! Cassidy throws body shots, but QT CLUBS Cassidy down! QT rains down fists, the ref reprimands about the closed fists, but QT lets off to get in the ref’s face. QT drags Cassidy up, and tosses Cassidy out! The Varsity Athletes and others stomp away, the Best Friends hurry over again and push them all away. Cassidy gets in the ring but QT is after him again. QT whips Cassidy to a corner but Cassidy tumbles up and out! QT storms over but Cassidy dribbles him off buckles!
Cassidy stops, QT staggers away, and Cassidy climbs up again. QT runs back in but Cassidy moves aside and QT smacks off the corner! QT falls down, Cassidy finishes climbing, and he gives a lazy thumbs up as he FALLING SPLASHES! Cover, TWO!! QT survives and Rampage returns to single picture as Indy rallies up! Cassidy throws off the elbow pad and fires up! But Johnson & Solo rush in! The ref reprimands but Cassidy dodges, and Best Friends get in to clothesline The Factory back out! Fans fire up as Cassidy, Trent & Chuck flex. Then Best Friends DOUBLE PLANCHA the Factory down!
QT handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! QT drags Cassidy up, suplexes, but STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy runs to tilt-o-whirl, but QT blocks and spins Cassidy around! Inverted crucifix and toss, but Cassidy blocks the cutter! Cassidy shoves QT into buckles, then Alabama lifts, but the back gives up! QT pop-up FOREARMS Cassidy, then reels him in! LAST- RANA!! Cassidy then runs to tilt-o-whirl and whirl and whirl and DDT!! Fans fire up and the Lumberjacks all rally! QT flounders but Cassidy kips up! Fans fire up with Cassidy as he runs in at QT, ORANGE- NO, The Factory gets their leader to safety!
Cassidy frowns while Best Friends storm over again. The Factory backs off, Cassidy climbs up but QT GAMANGIRIS! QT drags Cassidy down, shouts, “I’m gonna break his neck!” but DANHAUSEN steps up! Danhausen CURSES QT!! QT mocks it, flips Danhausen off, then the Factory trips Danhausen off the apron! Best Friends go after them, more Lumberjacks join in, but Cassidy Alabama Lifts! APRON BEACH BREAK!! QT flounders, Cassidy aims from the ropes, springboard SWANTON wipes out the Lumberjacks!! Fans are fired up for “Freshly Squeezed! Freshly Squeezed!” as Best Friends and Factory brawl up the ramp!
QT flounders into the ring, Cassidy climbs the corner, but Penelope Ford creeps her way out. The Superbad Girl looks extra bad tonight, but she distracts Cassidy from the apron. The ref reprimands, telling her she has to hop down. But KIP SABIAN appears from outta nowhere! He SHOVES Cassidy off the top, into the DIAMOND CUTTER!!! QT covers, TWO!??! Cassidy survives, and Kip is amused, but QT is furious! QT throws off his elbow pads, runs in, into an ORANGE PUNCH!! And BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW All-Atlantic Champion)
Kip Sabian isn’t bothered at all. He applauds Cassidy’s resilience, but then Cassidy DIVES onto Kip! Cassidy and Kip brawl, they go up the ramp, Kip bowls Cassidy to the stage! Kip drags Cassidy up as fans boo and he bowls Cassidy more. The Lumberjacks brawl with their own rivals, the Varsity Athletes are going after Ortiz and Isiah Kassidy! Cutler vlogs this all, but then the lights go out!! And when they come back up, THE HOUSE OF BLACK is here!! Malakai Black & Buddy Matthews are staring Nese & Woods down, while Brody King & Julia Hart stand on the stage. Nese rushes in but gets an STO! Buddy JUMP KNEES Woods!
Buddy POP-UP KNEES Kassidy! Malakai & Buddy stomp away on Kassidy, Brody attacks the Lumberjacks on the ramp! Brody joins the others, fans are thunderous for the House as they mug Ortiz! But then Malakai tells them NO, not Ortiz. What? Why? Is there something Malakai sees in Ortiz? But with the bloodlust needing satisfaction, Buddy drags Serpentico up! DANTE’S INFERNO!! Julia applauds and Indy is fired up! And then the House goes after everyone again! The bodies are sent flying around into railing! Will the House of Black rise to tear down all others in their way?
A very good Rampage here to set up a lot more as AEW and ROH head for the New Year. Samoa Joe having two titles means a lot more people are after him. Juice Robinson has a good promo to call out Joe for the ROH TV title, and Juice did have a stint in ROH so this isn’t completely out of nowhere. Darby had a great match with Cole Karter, though it was really more Karter had his best match in AEW, or perhaps his entire career. But I like that Darby wants after the TNT title, he is going to have one hell of a match with Joe on Dynamite. That Dynamite is both a Winter is Coming go-home and ROH Final Battle go-home, so it’ll have to be huge.
Speaking of which, Acclaimed VS FTR for the AEW Tag Team Championships, that is huge. It’s happening this Wednesday as opposed to Winter is Coming, so I have a feeling shenanigans help The Acclaimed retain. The Gunn Sons probably cost FTR so that they can have an ROH Tag Team Championship match at Final Battle, which they will then lose because FTR is probably going to help sell networks on ROH under Tony Khan. We got a good tag match out of Jarrett & Lethal VS Private Party, and of course Sonjay & Satnam are the advantage that helps Jay & Jarrett win. They’ll surely climb the ranks and come around to challenge for the tag titles in time for Revolution in March.
Good backstage segment with Shane Taylor showing up in AEW, and get use of continuity in Keith Lee’s career. I remember watching those days when Keith and Shane made a huge splash in ROH as a team, and then suddenly Keith is in NXT. This is going to be good stuff, but I wonder if Swerve ditches Keith to join up with Shane and take over at least the ROH Tag Division. Good interview promo from Saraya, though it did start to blur the lines of kayfabe and reality just a little when Saraya talked about Britt helping her in that match. But naturally, Saraya wants the AEW Women’s Division to get stronger, but also wants to get in on a title scene. I don’t see Saraya being relegated to Dark and Elevation, so maybe they work out something for a Winter is Coming match.
Speaking of women’s championships, good promo from Shida and Bunny to truly bring the Regina de Wave title onto AEW programming. I’m pretty sure Shida retains that title, but it at least counts as something big for Bunny. Great stuff out of Athena really upping her Heel credentials. Fans still wanted to cheer her dominating Dani but Athena made sure they had something to boo with her extracurriculars after the match. Athena VS Mercedes is going to be great for Final Battle, no idea who wins that one. And good promo from LFI and Dark Order. I bet we see some great tag matches of Rush & Vance VS Silver & Reynolds to not only build both factions back up, but help one get going in the tag title rankings so that one of them (probably LFI) can go after The Acclaimed.
And of course, hilarious and great stuff out of Cassidy and the Lumberjacks. Cassidy was of course winning but I was surprised to see Kip Sabian go after him. That should be a good feud since Kip’s trying this new Joker meets Riddler character. And it was great to see the House of Black appear to beat up every Lumberjack around. Though, I wonder what that detail of Malakai sparing Ortiz the finisher was about. Is the House going to recruit Ortiz to their side? Ortiz and Eddie Kingston feuding with the House would be some awesome stuff. But I wouldn’t want Ortiz betraying Eddie, that’s too much like Vance ditching the Dark Order. House of Black should be raising up some names from Dark or Elevation to give them some TV time.
My Score: 8.7/10
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