Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (6/3/22)
Los Angeles is on a Rampage!
We now return to our regularly scheduled Rampage.
Scorpio Sky is in his hometown and defending his AEW TNT Championship! But will he still be the Face of TNT with Dante Martin flying in?
- The Young Bucks VS The Lucha Brothers; The Young Bucks win.
- Ricky Starks & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS ???; Starks & Hobbs win.
- Athena VS Kiera Hogan w/ The Baddies; Athena wins.
- AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky VS Dante Martin; Scorpio wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Young Bucks VS The Lucha Brothers!
Matt & Nick Jackson may not have beat The Hardy Boyz at Double or Nothing, but they did get the fall in Dynamite’s star studded 10 Man Tag. And bigger still, it was on AEW World Tag Team Champion, Jungle Boy! Will one more win be all it takes for the Bucks to head back for those titles? Or will Penta Oscuro & Rey Fenix usurp all that momentum for their own?
The teams sort out and Matt starts against Penta. Fans are thunderous for “A E DUB!” already and the bell rings. Nick throws his shirt at Penta, Fenix storms in but the ref has them stand down. Matt and Penta stare down, fans rally and duel, and Penta has everyone hold on a moment. “Listen! CERO! MIEDO!” He pie faces Matt with it, so Matt throws up the Elite! He pie faces Penta back, so Penta swaggers up to him, “CERO! MIEDO!” “THE! ELITE!” Penta takes off the glove, tosses it in Matt’s face! Penta blocks the superkick, Matt avoids the slingblade but Penta kicks low! FEAR- NO, Matt slips out and kicks low!
Matt tucks Penta in! But Penta slips out of the Fear Factor, only for Matt to sunset flip! Matt stands on Penta and wants the Sharpshooter but Penta kicks him away. Matt rushes back in but Penta drop toeholds and then gets the arm! Penta hooks that one up, gets the other, but Matt scrambles to arm-drag free! Penta sweeps, covers, ONE! Matt sweeps, covers, ONE! Penta kips up and the two stare down while fans fire up again. Nick tags in, so Penta backs off to tag Fenix. Fenix fires forearms, whips but Nick flips up and over to dodge. Fenix tiger feints and rewinds but Nick ducks the heel kick! Nick blocks the chop, CHOPS back, then goes “LUCHA LIBRE~!” to arm-drag!
Fans are thunderous and Nick soaks it all in. But Fenix puts Nick on the apron, shoulders in and sunset flips, but Nick holds the ropes to deny the bomb! Nick slaps Fenix away, backflips off the apron and whips Fenix. Fenix tiger feints, Nick ducks, both men avoid roundhouses and slide in to ROUNDHOUSE! Both men are down, but then they both kip up! Fans are electric as the two stand off! Nick offers a handshake while fans chant for “A E DUB!” Fenix accepts the handshake, but it’s Matt who sucker punches Fenix! Nick DECKS Penta for good measure, then he tags Matt in. Nick goes to the apron, Matt runs in, LARIAT ENZIGURI COMBO!
Matt keeps going, CANNONBALL ENZIGURI COMBO! Fenix flops out of the ring, Matt builds speed and he WRECKS Fenix with a dropkick! Fenix hits railing, Matt holds the ropes down so Nick can FLY! Direct hit and down goes Fenix! But Penta WRECKS Matt, then he builds speed to FLY onto both Bucks!! Fans are thunderous all over again as Penta sets the Bucks up. Fenix climbs, SUPER TORNILLO!! Fenix takes out everyone and the fans lose their minds! Fenix puts Matt in, and he calls for “ANIMO!” Fenix slingshots, but into a takedown! SHARPSHOOTER! Fenix gets the ROPEBREAK, but Nick is there!
But Penta KICKS Nick first! And then brings him through the ropes for an IRON OCTOPUS! And Penta pulls Matt’s hair at the same time! Fenix keeps Nick’s foot down so he can’t escape the hold! The ref reprimands all four of them for these illegal holds! Everyone lets go at 4, Fenix bails out but Nick PENALTY KICKS him down! FLYING RANA for Penta, too! But Fenix tilt-o-whirl scoops Nick for a BACKBREAKER! Matt PLANCHAS but Fenix dodges! Fenix ROLLING CUTTERS! Fans are electric all over again as Fenix puts Matt in. “This is Awesome!” as Fenix aims from a corner. Fenix climbs, FROG SPLASH onto knees!
Matt tags Nick, Rampage goes picture in picture, and Nick hobbles over to Fenix. Nick drags Fenix up, reels him in and suplexes, but Fenix knees free! Matt spots Jurassic Express in the crowd and tells them to stay put. Fenix trips Nick, gets the legs, Penta goes up top! QUE PASO! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives but Penta KICKS him in the leg! Nick hobbles, Matt taunts Penta but Penta focuses on Nick. Penta KICKS Nick’s leg out! Fans fire up as Penta brings Nick around. Penta reels Nick in as Fenix goes up, “CERO! MIEDO!” Tag, tuck, but Nick wrenches out to CHOP! Nick hurdles Fenix to SUPERKICK him!
Nick goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAG HEADSCISSORS COMBO! Rampage returns to single picture, the Hardy Boyz are also in the crowd watching now, and Matt tags in. Matt runs corner to corner at Fenix, but Fenix BOOTS him! Fenix goes up, springboards, into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Matt starts up the POLAR EXPRESS! Another NORTHERN LIGHTS, but Matt keeps going! Penta gets in, but gets added to a DOUBLE NORTHERN LIGHTS! Tag to Nick, Matt gets Fenix up and brings him around. Nick climbs, Matt puts Fenix in the ropes, DRAPING SWANTON! Cover, TWO!!
Nick tags Matt, they get Fenix up and double whip, Nick back drops Fenix but Fenix uses that to RANA Matt! Nick sobats, runs, but Penta trips him! Fenix SUPERKICKS Nick, Penta spins Nick around and has him hanging off the apron! DOUBLE STOMP DDT to the floor! Fenix gets Matt on the apron, Penta brings him in, DOUBLE STOMP DDT in the ring! Fenix hurries to cover, TWO!! Matt survives, Fenix DIVES onto Nick! Somersault tope hits railing! Penta gets Matt, MADE IN JAPAN, and then Fenix goes up top for some Latino Heat! FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!?!? Matt survives and no one can believe it!
A standing count continues as fans are electric again. Fenix gets up, he brings Matt to the top rope, but Matt shoves him away. Fenix PELES, then Penta gets in to give Fenix a boost! Fenix gets Matt, Matt fights back, and Nick springboards to missile dropkick Fenix into giving Penta a POISON-RANA! And then Matt adjusts to MACHO ELBOW onto Fenix!! Cover, TWO!! Matt is beside himself! Matt tags Nick as fans rally and duel as hard as ever. Nick brings Fenix up but Fenix CHOPS! And forearms! Nick throws forearms back, it’s a brawl but Fenix gets the edge! Fenix whips, Nick reveres, tiger feint rewind HEEL KICK! Nick staggers into Penta’s GAMANGIRI!
Penta goes up, Fenix climbs up onto Penta! SUPER DUPER SPLASH!! Penta hops off Fenix to DESTROYER on Matt!! Cover, TWO!?!? Nick survives and the fans are all going nuts! Fenix SOBATS Nick in the corner! Then Fenix puts Nick up top, tucks him in, KINIKKU- NO, Nick rolls it to a cradle, TWO! SUPERKICK! And POISON-RANA! Nick tags Matt, they dodge Penta and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS for Fenix! The party has begun but the Bucks look to end it! They get Fenix’s arms, B T E but Fenix slips out! Fenix springboards, but the Bucks catch him! Matt has Fenix, Nick springboards, MELTZER DRIVER! Cover, PENTA BREAKS IT!!
The Bucks are furious but the fans are losing this! Matt stares Penta down, Penta says, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Matt snatches the mask away!! Penta hides his face, but the Bucks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him down! They get Fenix up, B T E TRIGGER!!! Cover, the Bucks win!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall
Matt adds insult to injury by wearing the stolen mask! The Bucks take this win and celebrate with their fans, but will the Bucks be able to do the same to Jungle Boy & Luchasaurus should they meet for the titles?
Ricky Starks & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS ???
Team Taz’s Absolute Powerhouses may not have won the AEW World Tag Team Championships, but they’re ready to take out their frustrations on their opponents tonight. Will Starks & Hobbs fight their way back up to get another opportunity?
Hell, they don’t even wait for a bell! They just swarm ??? and ??? and beat them down! Hobbs throws out ??? while Starks stomps away on ???! The bell rings, Starks whips and CLOBBERS ??? then strikes his pose. Starks hauls ??? up, wrenches the arm and tags in Hobbs. They double whip, and Hobbs CLOBBERS ???! ???? tags in, Hobbs ROCKS him then gives him a HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Starks SPEARS ???, and Team Taz wins!
Winners: Ricky Starks & Will Hobbs, by pinfall
The Absolute Powerhouses dominated whoever the hell those two guys were and head back out. Will they be heading back up towards the tag titles? And who will be champions by the time they get that golden opportunity?
Athena VS Kiera Hogan w/ The Baddies!
The Fallen Goddess is All Elite, and while she’s after Jade Cargill and the AEW TBS Championship, she has to climb up the ranks. But will she rise like the moon and eclipse the competition? Or will Kiera bring the fire on behalf of #ThatBitchShow?
The bell rings and Athena circles with Kiera. They tie up, Athena arm-drags Kiera but Kiera kicks low. Kiera headlocks, Athena powers out and things speed up. Athena hurdles but Kiera ROCKS her with a right! Kiera talks trash, runs, but Athena catches the crossbody for a pop-up fireman’s carry! Kiera arm-drags free but Athena handsprings through! Athena dusts herself off and eggs Kiera on. Things speed up again, Athena springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, ONE, and Kiera bails out to regroup with The Baddies. Stokely tells her she’s got this, but Athena builds speed. Athena slows up as Kiera steps aside, then she DIVES from the apron!
Athena dusts herself off again as fans fire up. Athena puts Kiera in, she stares down Jade and calls her out, then she goes back to the ring. Athena dodges Kiera, KNEES her in, then springboards, only for Red Velvet to trip her up! The ref missed that as Kiera was claiming injury, and fans boo as Velvet drags Athena up and puts her in. Kiera runs to step up and LEG DROP! Cover, ONE!! Kiera is upset but she KICKS Athena in the back as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Kiera drags Athena up, bumps her off buckles, then CHOPS her! Kiera brings Athena around to bump off more buckles, then KICKS her down! The ref reprimands and counts, Kiera snapmares Athena to KICK her again! Cover, ONE!! Kiera is frustrated and she CLUBS away on Athena, then gives her a rain of fists! Athena pushes Kiera away but Kiera vows to end this. But Athena gets her for a cradle! TWO, Kiera BUZZSAWS Athena down! Kiera talks trash, stands on Athena’s neck, and counts along with the ref to let off at 4. Kiera drags Athena up, Athena throws body shots and shoves, then gets around to waistlock.
Kiera bucks the roll-up but Athena sweeps the legs! Oklahoma Roll, TWO! Athena runs in but Kiera CLOBBERS her! Cover, TWO! Kiera is frustrated but she wraps Athena up in a chinlock. Athena endures, fights up, but Kiera throws her down! Keira stomps Athena, and stomps, and stomps, and stomps some more, as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns and both women are down after a collision. The ref counts, Kiera gets up first but fans rally behind Athena. Athena gets up now, Kiera runs in but Athena dodges! Athena comes back to SHOTGUN hard! Then mule kick, front kick, ENZIGURI! Fans fire up with Athena and she runs corner to corner, handspring forearm! Snapmare and then Athena goes to the corner! Athena goes up, but Velvet hurries over! Athena BOOTS Velvet away, but Kiera YANKS Athena down! The ref reprimands over Velvet’s interference, but Kiera goes up to FLYING RANA! Kiera then runs in to BOOT WASH! High stack, TWO!!
Kiera is frustrated but the fans fire up. Kiera drags Athena up, fisherman, but Athena wrenches out. Kiera dodges, Athena dodges, ROLLING ELBOW! Athena goes up a corner but Kiera hits ropes to trip her up! Kiera ROCKS Athena with forearms, climbs up after her to give more forearms, but Athena DECKS her! Athena adjusts, aims, ECLIPSE!! Cover, Athena wins!!
Winner: Athena, by pinfall
Velvet and Stokely assure Jade, that won’t happen to her. But the undefeated champion still looks a bit worried. Will the Fallen Goddess ascend and take Jade’s throne from her?
The House of Black speak.
Malakai starts by saying, “Members of the House of Black, please rise.” The others walk out from the shadows, and that includes Julia Hart! Malakai says for some of you, this may seem too good to be true, but this is what it means when he says the House always wins. Julia joining them wasn’t a stroke of luck but a carefully executed plan that paid attention to each and every detail. Julia adds that it was “executed through the laws of violence towards man. So celebrate! Isn’t this what you wanted? For these are the fruits of your labor.” The House disappears into the night, when and where will they strike next?
CM Punk is here!
The Best in the World is the NEW AEW World Champion after Double or Nothing, but he doesn’t look as happy as you might expect. There have been some rumors since Wednesday and Dynamite’s Six Man Tag alongside FTR. His walk is a little hobbled but he makes it to the ring and he gets the mic. He already looks emotional while fans chant his name. “When I got here earlier today, I pulled up tot he arena, and every bone in my body was screaming at me to turn around, go home and go hug my wife and Larry. And when I say ‘every bone in my body,’ I mean even the broken ones.
“But my brain told me to stay, and my gut told me that everybody here live deserved an explanation, so here I am. I said since I stepped foot here in All Elite Wrestling that I was gonna wrestle and give you my all until the wheels fell off. Well, I got good news and I got bad news. Which one do you want first?” Fans sound pretty divided on that, but Punk says the last thing he’s ever wanted to feel is that he has let the fans down. The last thing he’s wanted to do is leaving us disappointed. So hopefully thus far, he hasn’t made us feel that way.
“I have loved every single second I have been in this ring. Every single time I’ve been in this ring in front of all of you has been a gift I never thought that I would be able to ever experience again.” Fans are starting to realize what this might be about, but all the more reason to chant for Punk. “Okay, here’s the bad news. Bad news is, I’m injured and I need surgery. A couple of things are broken, the biggest of them, my heart. Because I love nothing more than performing for all of you. I wanted to go on one hell of a run. That’s the bad news.
“The good news is, I can still do all that. I told you I was gonna go until the wheels fall off. Well the wheels are still there, they haven’t fallen off. It’s just that one of ’em happens to be broken. But I’ve come back from worse. I’ve felt better than I feel today. But I am here to tell you that I’ve also felt a hell of a lot worse. This is a bump in the road. It hurts, it hurts like hell. I wanna wrestle for you, I wanna wrestle right now. But that being said, let’s talk about this title. Let’s talk about being AEW World Champion. I told Tony before being out here that I don’t want to hold this place up. There is a long laundry list of talent in the back that can fill my shoes, that can be champion.”
Punk means guys like Bryan Danielson, Jon Moxley. He won’t be in anyone’s way. He told Tony Khan he’ll relinquish this title, and Tony told Punk that he believes in CM Punk. And Tony believes this is a bump in the road. Punk needed to hear that. Fans chant his name again and he gets choked up again. Punk says sometimes, he gets a little down on himself and the doubt creeps in. That doubt can ruin anything, but being in front of the fans, he’ll promise this. The doubt won’t creep in and ruin anything.
“And the get back will be bigger than the setback! I’m champion for a reason, and I’m gonna show you exactly why. I will come back bigger, faster, stronger and hungrier than ever before! And gaddammit, I will prove exactly why I am the Best in the World!” Punk gives up the belt for the greater good of AEW, when and where will we see the Best Comeback in the World?
Rampage returns and Mark Henry talks with the main eventers.
He asks Dante Martin about his comment where he thinks he’s better than Scorpio Sky. Yes, he did say that. He thinks it, but that is going to turn into “I know,” because with Matt Sydal watching Dante’s back, he’ll be the NEW AEW TNT Champion! Sydal tells Scorpio that he better have learned something from those killers on American Top Team, because he’s gonna have to kill Dante to hold onto the title. They’re the best high-fliers, they dive flying or die trying! And tonight, you’ll see what they’re saying.
Ethan Page counters with, “Learn from those killers? You didn’t watch Double or Nothing, did you? We are the killers.” Dan Lambert says Dante has been on a tear lately, and is one of the brightest stars on the roster. But he’s still a big question mark, and if the Queen had balls, she’d be the King. But you’re looking at the only king on TNT. Scorpio says that for someone who talks about peace, love and pro-wrestling, suddenly Sydal now talks a big game. Can he back it up? Dante can have peace, love and pro-wrestling, because Scorpio will take “Genie” any day.
So Mark Henry, please hit your line, because Scorpio can’t wait another moment to walk down that aisle and kick this kid’s teeth down his throat! Well then there’s been enough talk. It’s time for the main event!
In light of Punk’s news that he must leave, AEW Dynamite this Wednesday will open with a Battle Royal. The winner faces the current #1 Contender, Jon Moxley, in the main event, and the winner of that goes on to Forbidden Door in a match to crown an INTERIM AEW World Champion! Who cashes in on such a huge opportunity?
AEW TNT Championship: Scorpio Sky w/ Ethan Page & Dan Lambert VS Dante Martin w/ Matt Sydal!
The Closer returns home to SoCal to defend the gold and his win streak, but he could be up against the fastest and most agile opponent he’s had ever! Will Scorpio hold onto the gold in the last of purple ‘n’ gold? Or will his reign soon take a Nosedive?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we’ll see if the king can keep his throne!
Scorpio and Dante circle as fans rally up. They feel things out, Scorpio puts Dante in a corner as fans chant for “S C U! S C U!” Ethan tunes it out because that team is done, and Scorpio resets with Dante. They feel out the grapple, each man gives a testing kick but Scorpio’s stings more. Dante stays up but he’s being cornered. They tie up, Scorpio headlocks, but Dante powers out. Scorpio runs Dante over, but things speed up. Scorpio runs Dante over again, things keep moving, and Scorpio runs Dante over again! Scorpio flexes and fans fire up. Scorpio offers Dante a hand, but then leaves him hanging. Dante blocks the stomp to spin and headscissor!
Dante gets up to arm-drag Scorpio around, and he has the armlock! Fans applaud the exchange and Rampage goes picture in picture. Scorpio fights his way up, Dante whips him to a corner, then Dante runs in. Scorpio blocks the flip, puts Dante up top and DECKS him to the floor! Sydal checks on Dante but Scorpio goes out to fetch him. Scorpio RAMS Dante into the apron! Then ROCKS him with another right! Dante staggers around the way but he comes back with fists of his own! Scorpio ROCKS Dante, puts him in, but Dante KICKS his leg. Scorpio fires off body shots and he RAMS Dante into a corner for more shots!
The ref counts, Scorpio lets off and backs away. Scorpio takes his time soaking up the cheers and jeers but Dante ROCKS him with a right! Scorpio trips Dante, rains down fists from all sides, but Dante anchors a foot! Dante trips Scorpio to give back the ground ‘n’ pound! Scorpio digs his fingers into Dante’s face! The ref reprimands, Scorpio lets off but is seething. Scorpio gets up, brings Dante into a chinlock and digs his knee into the back. Dante endures, Sydal rallies the fans, and Dante fights up. Scorpio snapmares and KICKS Dante in the back! Scorpio still has to sit down to catch his breath, but Scorpio gets up again.
Scorpio clamps onto Dante to bend him back with the chinlock, but Dante endures again. Scorpio pulls Dante’s nose and then gets the chinlock in deep! Dante endures being bent back against Scorpio’s knee and the fans rally up again. Rampage returns to single picture, Dante fights up and throws body shots! Scorpio hits back with a forearm but Dante hits him back with one. Scorpio throws another forearm, but Dante fires off a flurry! Dante whips, Scorpio reverses but Dante flips up and over! Then SHOTGUNS Scorpio out! Dante builds speed to spring up and FLY! HUGE crossbody takes out Scorpio at the ramp!
Fans fire up and Dante gets Scorpio up and in. Dante watches Ethan, but then jumps right up to the corner! And then up again, to hit a HUGE missile dropkick! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Dante, he goes to the corner again, but Lambert gets on the apron! The ref argues with Lambert while Sydal is also on the apron across the way. Dante goes to springboard but Ethan trips him up! Dante still lands safe on the apron, and Sydal FLYING KNEES Ethan down! Dante springboards cleanly this time, but Scorpio catches him to a fireman’s carry! T K- NO! Dante slips off, and then he fireman’s carries Scorpio! To STEAL TKO!! Cover, TWO?!?!
Fans can’t believe it, least of all Dante! Scorpio goes to a corner, Dante gets up and he runs in. Scorpio puts Dante on the apron but Dante GAMANGIRIS! Dante goes up, leaps, CROSSBODY! Scorpio rolls it to a cover, TWO!! Both men getup, Dante leaps to DOUBLE STOMP Scorpio! Cover, TWO!! Dante is growing frustrated but Sydal coaches him up. Scorpio gets to ropes, shoves Dante away, then pops Dante up to HOTSHOT him! Fireman’s carry, T K O!! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)
The Face of TNT is still Scorpio, but Angel Dorado sure gave him one hell of a fight! Who steps up next to try and take his crown?
A great Rampage to follow up both Double or Nothing and Dynamite from this past week. However, a bit bittersweet with Punk giving us the news of his injury. Thankfully it is an injury he can recover from, which he will, and it seems there is no vacating the title, only that there will be an interim champion like they did for the TNT Championship when Cody couldn’t defend it that one time. A Battle Royal, followed by a match with Moxley, which then leads to a match at Forbidden Door against I’m assuming Hiroshi Tanahashi since he wanted a match with Punk. A very good plan put together so quickly, I can’t wait to see who wins to be interim world champion.
Then we got a PPV level tag team match to open tonight, holy crap Young Bucks VS Lucha Brothers here was an all-timer. It was also a good detail to have the tag champs, Jurassic Park, and the Hardys both in the crowd. Hardys beat Bucks, I feel like Bucks can’t say they’re #1 contenders until they win in a rematch. Or they give us another Triple Threat Tag match that just burns the house down at like Forbidden Door or All Out. The squash match from Team Taz on those jobbers we didn’t even get introduced to was actually pretty fun for that reason: they didn’t let those guys get introduced. Team Taz is going to stay strong in the Tag Division, they can be waiting in the wings after things sort out with Jurassic Park, Bucks and Hardys.
Very good AEW in-ring debut for Athena with Kiera Hogan, and I think this is one of Kiera’s first televised singles matches in a while. But Athena was of course going to win, she can’t just be brought in and be chumped out. Athena is of course aiming for Jade, but Athena will probably beat Velvet next, maybe face some other great Heels, and then we see Jade VS Athena at either a Summer special like Road Rager or Fyter Fest. I can’t see them trying to stretch this to All Out, fans are going to want this match before that and AEW should do everything they can to actually get more time for their women’s division.
Good promo from House of Black, the logical next step is Varsity Blonds trying to ask “Why Julia Why?” and they just get destroyed by like, not even Malakai but just Brody and Buddy. At the same time, House of Black needs to get going towards titles, so Face-Heel dynamics be damned, give me Malakai VS Scorpio for the TNT title! We got a great TNT Championship main event, but of course Lambert and Ethan interfere and that more or less allows Scorpio to win. Scorpio did have a bit of a hobble but I’m pretty sure he’ll be fine. He should be ready to take on just about anyone, he should take on just about anyone, the TNT Championship is no longer isolated to Cody’s story and Scorpio cut out Sammy and Kaz after Double or Nothing, let’s get on that workhorse championship run!
My Score: 8.9/10
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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (3/29/23)
It’s Dynamite, BAYBAY!
It’s all about the BOOM!
Dynamite has the AEW International Championship, the IWGP United States Championship, and the wrestling return of ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!
- “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Matt Hardy w/ Ethan Page; JB wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Blackpool Combat Club VS Dalton Castle & The Boys; The BCC wins.
- IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega VS Jeff Cobb; Omega wins and retains the title.
- AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS The Butcher w/ The Blade; Cassidy wins and retains the title.
- Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Willow Nightingale; Ruby wins.
- Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia; Cole wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
“Jungle Boy” Jack Perry VS Matt Hardy w/ Ethan Page!
The Young Pillars of AEW are all chasing Maxwell Jacob Friedman and the AEW World Championship, but that means someone has to become #1 contender. Will everyone be living the Jungle Life here in St. Louis? Or will V1 get it down for The Firm?
The bell rings, Hardy and JB shake hands, though Ethan is annoyed by that. Fans duel between “JUNGLE BOY!” and “DELETE!” The “DELETE!” starts to win out, and JB ties up with Hardy. They go around, Hardy puts JB on the ropes, but JB turns it around, and they end up in a corner. Hardy lets off, and he has Ethan stay back, because he can handle this. Fans rally and duel more, the two tie up again, and Hardy waistlocks. JB wrenches free to a wristlock, but Hardy wrenches back. Hardy ELBOW BREAKERS again and again, shouting “DLETE! DELETE!” each time. But JB rolls and wrenches back to wristlock again.
Hardy drops to a knee, but he fights up to wrench and headlock. JB arm-drags free and has a top wristlock. Hardy headscissors to bring JB down, but JB kips free. They go again, Hardy headlocks, but JB powers out. Hardy runs JB over, fans rally and things keep moving. JB blocks the hip toss to body shot, get a leg up and flip through, to then dodge Hardy’s haymaker. JB DROPKICKIS Hardy down and kips up! Fans fire up and JB copies the V1 finger just a moment. JB then builds speed, but Ethan stands in the way! Fans boo but Hardy tells All Ego that it’s okay. But then JB DIVES! Hardy catches him! SIDE EFFECT to the floor!
Fans fire up and Ethan sees Hardy was right, mostly. Darby Allin is watching backstage, keeping his eyes on fellow Young Pillar. We also see Sammy Guevara and wife, Tay Melo, are watching, but also kissing, on the couch. Hardy gets in the ring, the ref checks him, and Ethan takes advantage by TOSSING JB over the barriers! Fans boo but All Ego gets away with things. Hardy wonders what happened, fans rally up for JB while he slowly sits up. Hardy goes out after JB but JB ROCKS Hardy with haymaker after haymaker! JB them hops up onto the barriers to AX HANDLE Hardy down!
Fans fire up with JB as he CLUBS Hardy and puts him in the ring. JB has Hardy on the apron, brings him up, but hardy throws body shots. Hardy shoves JB but JB ROCKS Hardy! Hardy ROCKS JB back! The two brawl on the apron, haymaker for haymaker and forearm for forearm! They go back and forth, fans duel, and it turns into a hockey fight! Hardy wobbles and staggers, JB runs in, but into a SIDE EFFECT to the apron! Fans fire up and Ethan coaches Hardy up. “DELETE! DELETE!” Hardy staggers up and fetches JB while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hardy RAMS JB into the apron, stalks him around the way, CLUBS him on the back, and then SMACKS him off the apron. Hardy then pushes JB into the ring, crawls to a cover, TWO! JB is hanging tough but Hardy soaks up the cheers and jeers. Hardy bumps JB off buckles, again and again and again, and on all levels! Hardy finally lets off and he leads the fans in saying, “DELETE! DELETE!” But JB kicks back from below! Hardy grabs the legs, to YANK JB into a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! JB is still in this, but Hardy drags him up. JB throws body shots, Hardy throws haymakers, they go back and forth again!
Hardy CLUBS away on JB, then grabs the legs. JB is in the ropes, for the ROPE GUILLOTINE! JB sputters, Hardy covers, TWO! Hardy looms over JB, drags him back up, and shoves him to ropes to CLUB him on the back! Hardy then stands on JB’s back and uses the ropes to add pressure. The ref reprimands, Hardy lets off, and Hardy brings JB back up. Hardy puts JB through the ropes now to bend him back against them! The ref counts, Hardy lets off at 4, and the ref warns Hardy. Hardy apologizes and Dynamite returns to single picture. Hardy shoves JB to ropes again, to CLUB him on the back again!
Hardy eggs JB on but fans rally up. Hardy shoves JB, COMEBACKER from JB! Fans fire up again as JB and Hardy rise up. Hardy swings but into counter punches! JB runs, but Hardy CLOBBERS him! Ethan fires up, but Hardy runs into a DROPKICK! JB fires up and so do the fans! JB goes to a corner, climbs up, but Ethan distracts! The ref reprimands, but Hardy ROCKS JB first! Hardy climbs up, brings JB in, and hits a SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Wait, is that…? IT’S HOOK! The Cold-Hearted, Handsome Devil has seen enough of Ethan messing around, and they brawl at the ramp! Hardy goes after Hook, Ethan swings, but HITS HARDY!!
Fans fire up, Hook fires off on Ethan and backs him up the ramp! JB DIVES onto Hardy! Direct hit! JB puts Hardy in and hurries up top, for a leap, into a kick! Hardy reels JB in, TWIST- NO, BACKSLIDE! TWO, and Hardy clinches! SIDE- NO, arm-drag! SUPERKICK! Hardy wobbles, into a COMPLETE SHOT! JB keeps moving, BLINDSIDER LARIAT! Cover, JB wins!
Winner: “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry, by pinfall
Darby seems worried, Sammy is being fed snacks by Tay, because JB is in pole position! But wait, here comes MJF! The AEW World Champion has the mic and fans are torn as he kisses his Dynamite Diamond Ring. MJF has his music cut, and he continues towards the ring. MJF tells them, “I know you people aren’t very bright around these parts, but I run the show around here, so shut your mouths.” MJF then tells JB that he didn’t appreciate JB ruining the Re-Bar-Mitzvah. On the sly, kind of a Kanye move on JB’s part. MJF isn’t sure why the fans are booing, though, they’re from St. Louis! Not exactly forward thinkers around here.
But MJF wants to tell JB this. “There was one thing you said that really stuck to my craw. You said that after our match at Double or Nothing 2020, that our career paths were very different. You had the audacity to say that I had it easy? Really? Okay. You had the audacity to say that I got to waltz away up to the top of the card.” Fans boo because they agree with JB. But MJF says JB “had the audacity to say this place was The MJF Show. And let me tell you something.” Fans tell MJF to STFU but he just says, “No. And guess what, Jack. You’re right! My job’s a joke, dude! I barely wrestle, I barely break a sweat, I get to come out here and I get to absolutely obliterate these losers.
“I waltz to the back, I collect a fat check, I get on my fat Learjet back home, the most magical place in the world, known as Long Island, New York. Which we will be going to next week, tickets still available, AEWTIX.com! Don’t miss it, baby! And then there’s your career after our match, Jack. Let’s be honest, it’s been kind of mid. But I’ll give you credit, I’ll give you credit. You worked your ass off. You scratched and you clawed your way back up the ladder here in AEW by having standout match after standout match, leaving blood, sweat and tears in this ring for these fans.” Fans cheer that because it’s true.
MJF says he’s honest about that. But he doesn’t recall the fans ever saying thanks. Fans chant it now, “Thank You, Jack!” Too late, St. Louis. And MJF doesn’t remember JB being rewarded with that much TV time, either. So y’know what? JB has every right to be mad. But here’s the problem: JB has no right to be made at MJF. JB can’t even be mad at AEW. The only person JB should be mad at is himself. Allow MJF to explain. “After our match at Double or Nothing 2020, when we stole the show, when we went to war in 95 degree weather in Jacksonville, Florida, all to prove we were the future of this sport…
“I walked to the back and I had a foreign funny feeling for the first time in my career. I felt like I had just met my equal inside this ring. For the first time in my career, I had felt like I’d met the man I would be waging war with for the rest of my life. For the first time, I met a man inside this ring that I respected. So I swallowed my pride, I found you in the back that night, and I shook your hand. Do you remember what I said to you that night? I gave you very pertinent advice, Jack. Do you remember what I said?” JB nods and gets a mic of his own.
“Let me see if I can remember the advice that I got from the great MJF. What did you say to me? You told me I had all the skills, and all the potential in the world, blah blah blah. But what did you say? ‘Nice guys always finish last.’ And you told me that if I ever wanted to be as big and successful as you, what’d I have to do? I had to ditch all of my friends and not care about anybody but myself. Is that right? Is that what you told me?” MJF says that is literally what he told JB. And what’d JB do? He continued to hang out with Marko Stunted Growth, Dino Douche, and to make things even worse, Christian Cage! Great call there, by the way.
And all those guys were holding JB back. By the way, don’t think Hook will be any different. JB could’ve listened to MJF, followed him to the top, and they could’ve ran this place. JB could’ve been the world champ by now! This place could’ve been not just the MJF Show, but the Jack Perry Show. But no, JB had to be the good guy for these people? Really? The fans cheer but MJF says the fans might cheer him, but where has it gotten JB? Where has being a good guy gotten him? Three years later, and MJF is the best pro-wrestler in the world! The man with the grandest prize of them all, he is the AEW World Champion!
And Jack…? He’s still just “Jungle Boy.” JB says if he’s being honest, a long, long time ago, he thought that maybe, somehow, someway, JB and MJF were gonna be friends. And to be very honest, in a lot of ways, JB wishes he was more like MJF. He wishes he could talk like MJF. He wishes he had the confidence that MJF has. He wishes that he didn’t care about anyone else but himself. He wishes that he didn’t care about lying and stabbing people in the back to get what he wanted! He wishes that he didn’t care about being the most selfish, narcissistic piece of SH*T in this entire place! Fans cheer the biting sarcasm.
MJF tells the fans to shut up about the POS. But JB says all that ain’t him. If his road to the top is harder than MJF’s because of that, then so be it! JB does it his way! And when JB beats MJF and becomes AEW World Champion, at least JB won’t wake up alone every day and hate what he sees in the mirror. MJF scowls but then laughs. That was really good! Give it up for Jungle Boy! That was actually really good. Congrats, it only took JB four years to learn how to talk! But now listen to MJF. JB is right, there is one thing that JB said that is right. At one point, maybe, just maybe, they could’ve been friends. Partners, even.
“But not anymore, man. Because you turned out to be a massive disappointment. Because you have turned out to be no different than everybody here and everyone watching at home. You’re weak, Jack. Weak in the body, weak in the mind, weak in the soul, weak in the heart, and by the way, I pulled aside that hot piece of ass girlfriend of yours, Anna Jay… And you know what she told me, Jackie Boy? She told me you’re weak between the knees!” JB TACKLES MJF!! JB rains down fists and fans fire up! MJF CLAWS JB’s face! Fans boo but MJF stomps JB into a corner. MJF whips but JB reverses and MJF hits buckle! JB stomps away on MJF now!
Fans are thunderous and JB drags MJF up. MJF whips, but the COMEBACKER hits! JB is all fired up as he stands over MJF, then he stands him up to run and- NO, MJF bails out! Fans boo as the Devil of AEW runs away from Jack Perry. MJF says he’s still champion, and Jack is just Jungle Boy! But will AEW soon be living that Jungle Life?
Alex Marvez is backstage with Kenny Omega and Don Callis.
They’re in the trainer’s room as Omega gets his arm checked. Callis sees Marvez and says to clear the air, there’s drama with everything from last week. Omega knows Callis. Well, okay, given that, it is fair. Callis was the one who grabbed Hangman, Hangman is strong, he broke free and Callis fell over. He feels the fool, but he accepts the fault. But then Callis’ question to Omega is, why would Omega automatically think his “friend” (complete with air quote fingers) was the one who attacked Callis? What is it about their friendship? Well, Hangman’s pushed things before. But Callis says there’s no time to think about that!
Omega is coming off what is perhaps the greatest match in Dynamite history last week, and he’ll do it again tonight against Jeff Cobb. Callis wants Omega to focus on the match while Callis takes care of this drama with Hangman. Callis will apologize! Callis heads off, but will his apology go over well? Will the Best Bout Machine be able to focus on giving Cobb his best?
Matt Menard & Angelo Parker are out on the town with The Acclaimed!
Daddy Magic says, “Here we are! We are going to have a night on the town. We hired a camera guy to document the whole thing.” We’re getting a montage already of the good times Menard, Parker, Max Caster, Anthony Bowens & Billy Gunn have. They rented a private suite for the St. Louis Blues game! And they have giant scissors! Get it? And this is all on Chris Jericho’s dime! Billy says that means they’re setting themselves up. For what, a good time? YEAH~! They enjoy the game, they get shakes, they get steaks, and the JAS appreciates the Acclaimed. Whatever they want, on the house! But how will the night end?
So it comes down to this: are you in or are you out? Bowens says they will make a decision next Wednesday. Just tell The Ocho thanks, salutations, and see you soon. Menard thinks it went well, and Parker sees the bill. He hopes this goes well…
Six Man Tag: The Blackpool Combat Club VS Dalton Castle & The Boys!
Jon Moxley, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta have been ripping into whoever gets in the ring with them, claiming it is all business. Will the Peacock and the Tate Twins think it’s just business here tonight? Or will the BCC start to take over the AEW and ROH Trios Divisions?
OH NO! The BCC doesn’t even wait for their entrance, they attack Castle & The Boys from behind! Fans fire up as Moxley RAMS Castle into steel steps! Yuta does the same to Brent Tate! Claudio throws Brandon Tate into railing! The BCC just mugs the former ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, and then Claudio puts Brandon in the ring. The bell rings, Castle RAMS Moxley! Moxley hits back, but Claudio UPEPRCUTS Brandon! Claudio puts Brandon up top to TOSS across the way! Yuta still rains down fists on Brent! Claudio CLOBBERS Brandon, kicks him around, and looms over him.
Fans boo as Moxley chokes out Castle while Claudio deadlift CHOKE SLAMS Brandon! And then the arms are tucked, for the RICOLA BOMB!! Cover, the BCC wins!
Winners: The Blackpool Combat Club, by pinfall
The Peacock and Tates never stood a chance! The BCC celebrate, have their hands raised, and then Claudio taunts Brandon by doing push-ups because he hasn’t even broken a sweat. But will the BCC continue to dominate even through the Supercard of Honor this Friday?
Backstage interview with Hangman Page.
Marvez is with the Cowboy now and asks him about last week. Hangman rode with one of the Young Bucks in the ambulance to the hospital, so first and foremost, how are they doing? Hangman says they’ve been better. Nick has a separated shoulder, Matt has a partial bicep tear. But they’re going to heal. Then second question: who did this? Is Marvez kidding? The Blackpool guys, the BBC or whatever. Wait, who invited Callis in here? Callis says he deserves that, but after grabbing the wrist, falling over, he’s very embarrassed. But that’s okay, Callis said he will make this right. Callis is sorry, he shouldn’t have gotten in between Hangman and Omega.
Hangman is a great talent, so he is welcome to come around, and Callis sincerely apologizes. Really? But then the BCC attacks Hangman! Callis is stunned but still holding out his hand as the BCC stomp away! Callis says hello, and then Moxley DECKS him! Claudio takes Callis’ sunglasses. Yuta says he looks good. The BCC then head off, and Callis sits up, his eyebrow busted open! What is to become of Omega’s focus now with all this and his match up next?
IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship: Kenny Omega VS Jeff Cobb!
The Cleaner won this title off Will Ospreay at WrestleKingdom 17 back in January, but the Imperial Unit claims Omega’s been ducking him. Will Cobb’s return to stateside help him bring this title back to NJPW and the United Empire? Or will he not be able to stop the God of Pro-Wrestling?
Backstage, Tony Schiavone asks Omega about what happened to Callis & Hangman. What? Omega didn’t even know! And now he has this title match… Omega says he has to focus on that. The long introduction is trimmed down, the belt is raised, and we see if Omega keeps his reign going past three months!
Fans fire up with the bell and chant for “KENNY! KENNY!” Cobb tells Omega there’s no more running, and the two circle. They tie up, Cobb puts Omega on the ropes, but the ref counts. Cobb lets off, and aims his hang loose a la Omega’s finger gun. Omega shrugs that off, shoots in to waistlock then headlock. Cobb powers up and carries Omega but Omega holds on. Cobb powers out, they RAM shoulders, but neither man falls! Omega sighs and dusts himself off. Omega runs, RAMS Cobb, but Cobb is solid! Omega runs, ducks the lariat, but Cobb is too big to scoop! Cobb CLUBS Omega on the back then runs. Omega jumps to RANA!
Cobb bails out, fans start the Terminator Drums! Omega BLASTS Cobb off the apron, runs, then FLIES! Direct hit at the ramp, and fans fire up! Omega clutches the bad ribs but he’s still feeling good as he puts Cobb in. Omega then hurries to slide, run and KOTARO KRUSHER! Omega waits on Cobb, Cobb stands, and Omega scoops! But he falls over! Cobb squishes Omega, then deadlift suplex to run and SLAM! Cobb stomps the bad ribs, then stands Omega up to ROCK him with rights. Cobb puts Omega in a corner, throws body shots, then whips corner to corner hard! Omega bounces off buckles and hits the mat.
Cobb mocks the Terminator Drums, then he stands on Omega’s back! Omega is a surfboard but the ref reprimands. Cobb steps off and Omega bails out to the apron. Cobb kicks Omega off the apron, goes out after him, but Omega CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! Cobb CHOPS in return! And RAMS him into barriers! Cobb brings Omega around to CLUB him on the back. Omega CHOPS again! And again! And again! Cobb picks Omega up to POST him! Fans are torn, Cobb breaks the count, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cobb fetches Omega, brings him around, and has the fans look as he makes Omega do the finger gun to his own face. Cobb then HEADBUTTS the bad ribs! Omega staggers, but he comes back to kick and CLUB and ROCK and JAB and fire off! Omega whips but Cobb reverses, and Omega hits the barriers hard! Cobb refreshes the count again, storms up on Omega, and puts him back in. Fans rally but Cobb steps on Omega. Cobb shrugs, KNEES Omega in the side, then stalks him to ropes. Cobb CHOKES Omega on the ropes! The ref counts, Cobb lets off, and Cobb argues that he couldn’t hear. Cobb stands Omega up to kick him in the ribs!
Omega goes to a corner, he throws elbows and haymakers and jabs! Omega JABS and JABS and JABS, but Cobb throat chops! The ref reprimands but Cobb just drags Omega up and brings him around. Omega throws body shots and haymakers! Cobb just takes them! Omega CHOPS, fires up, and CHOPS again! And again! Omega runs but Cobb reels him in to CLUB him in the back! Cobb then picks Omega up for a BEARHUG! Omega endures, Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally up. Omega endures, BELL CLAPS Cobb, then BELL CLAPS again! Omega ROCKS Cobb with forearm after forearm!
Omega BOOTS Cobb to a corner, then goes to the opposite. Cobb runs in but Omega BOOTS him! And then SLAM DUNKS! Cover, TWO! Omega drags Cobb up but he can’t lift for the fireman’s carry! Cobb lifts Omega up, ATHLETIC PLEX! Omega sputters and writhes but Cobb watches from a corner. Cobb runs in to SPLASH! Cobb runs, but Omega follows to- NO, Cobb catches the back body block! Cobb brings Omega around to GERMAN SUPLEX! But Omega lands on his feet!! Omega spins to POLISH HAMMER! Omega spins again, but Cobb JABS! Cobb shakes out his hand, he hit Omega harder than he thought.
Cobb runs, but Omega catches the lariat to a backslide! But Cobb rolls through, only to get a V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives being hit at pointblank range! Omega gets up as Cobb goes to ropes, and Omega says BANG! Omega runs side to side, but into a DROPKICK!! Cobb gets air and shocks fans! Cobb drags Omega up to a fireman’s carry, but Omega slips off to full nelson! SNAP DRAGON! Cobb staggers up, into another SNAP DRAGON! Omega grits his teeth, the fans are thunderous, and Omega stalks Cobb. Omega full nelsons again, but Cobb breaks free! Omega BOOTS Cobb, then V-TRIGGERS!
Omega full nelsons, SNAP DRAGON! Cobb is right up!? LARIAT!! St. Louis is electric as both men are down! A standing count starts, both men stir, and we reach 5 of 10. Omega and Cobb find each other, and they stand by pulling each other’s hair. Omega throws a forearm, but Cobb throws it back. Omega CHOPS, but Cobb throws a haymaker! Omega spins to CHOP! Cobb ROCKS Omega! They go back and forth, faster and faster, haymaker for haymaker, until Cobb throws a body shot! Omega staggers to a corner, Cobb FLYING UPPERCUTS! Cobb puts Omega up top, climbs up after him, but Omega ridge hands and HEADBUTTS!
Cobb wobbles, but he comes back with a HEADBUTT! Both men wobble, but Cobb stands up tall. Cobb brings Omega up to stalling SUPERPLEX!! Fans are thunderous again while both men are down! Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but it has to end somehow. Cobb crawls to a cover, TWO, into the GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Omega survives but Cobb is too tired to be shocked. Cobb stands, waits on Omega, and he mocks Omega with the BANG loose! Cobb runs, to steal the V-TRIGGER!! Cobb then hoists Omega up into an Electric Chair Lift!? But Omega slips off!!
Omega tries but the ribs won’t let him lift! Cobb reels Omega in, TOUR OF- NO, Omega slips free! Ripcord V-TRIGGER! V-TRIGGER at the ropes! Omega fires up, fans are with him, and Omega drags Cobb back up. Omega uses the ropes to help with the Electric Chair Lift! ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!
Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall (still IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion)
The Best Bout Machine pulls off another instant classic! But with all the damage he’s taken, he’s a sitting duck as the BCC are back! Omega sees Moxley, Claudio & Yuta flank the ring. No Bucks, no Hangman, and the BCC creep in. But wait! Bryan Danielson is here! The American Dragon returns for the first time since Revolution, and he slides into the ring. He has his BCC teammates stand down and fans are fired up! “YES! YES! YES!” The BCC back down but they’re confused as to why Bryan is defending Omega. Bryan looks to Omega and Omega is unsure what to make of this, too. Fans chant “NO! NO! NO!” but Bryan offers a hand.
Fans cheer while Omega is surprised. Omega accepts the hand, and Bryan helps Omega stand. But Yuta gets on the apron! Omega rushes at him, Yuta gets away, and now Bryan takes aim!? Omega turns around into a BUSAIKU KNEE!! The American Dragon was just suckering Omega in! And now, LEBELL LOCK! And then BCC stomp away on Omega’s legs! Fans can’t believe it! Brandon Cutler, Michael Nakazawa and security all rush up, but Moxley, Claudio & Yuta take them all down while Bryan continues to make Omega suffer! Bryan even holds on with just one arm as he holds Omega’s nose closed! Omega passes out!
Fans boo as Bryan stands with his Blackpool Combat Club. They celebrate together, then Bryan shouts in Omega’s face, “You are everything that is wrong with professional wrestling!” Bryan has shown his true colors, will the BCC soon own AEW and ROH?
The Gunns speak.
Austin tells FTR, “There’s no doubt that you guys are one of the best tag teams we’ll ever see in this generation. The sad thing about it is, it took you 19 years to get to that point. It took me and Colten two.” Colten says they’ve already held the AEW World Tag Team Championships as many times as FTR have. The Gunns have busted their asses for these titles, and showed up week after week. Meanwhile, FTR took time off to bitch and moan and politic for a title shot. And these guys are heroes to fans? FTR, look deep into their eyes when the Gunns tell you this. “You used to be our heroes. Then we met you. Now we hate you. And we do not respect you.”
“We’ve respected one person our whole lives, that’s our father. And you saw what we did to him.” “What the hell do you think we’re going to do to you?” Next week, AEW Careers VS AEW Titles. And this time, FTR’s tagline will make sense. Because it’ll be #TopGuysOut of the company. Will the Gunns prove they’re not just Ass Boys? Will they prove they’re worthy champions?
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS The Butcher w/ The Blade!
From one title to another, Dynamite gets Freshly Squeezed! But will Cassidy finally be able to beat Andy Williams in 1v1 competition? Or will the Superbad Squad’s burly Butcher bring home the gold?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we’ll see if The Butcher is… whatever.
But wait! Blade attacks Cassidy from behind! He and Butcher stomp away and the fans boo. The ref reprimands, but Blade brings out a crowbar! The ref tells him no, and that Blade is EJECTED! Fans cheer but Butcher still stomps away on Cassidy! Blade leaves but he takes his time, and the ref stops Butcher from getting his shots in. Butcher backs off, Cassidy crawls to a corner and takes off his denim jacket. Fans rally for Cassidy while the ref checks him. Cassidy still wants to go, and he throws off his shirt. Cassidy stands, raises his shirt, and tells Butcher, “Bring it on!” The bell rings and Butcher runs in, only for Cassidy to dodge!
ORANGE- NO, Butcher swats the punch away! Butcher kicks but Cassidy dodges to Alabama Lift! Butcher is too big, he pushes Cassidy away, but Cassidy comes back with the “devastating” shin kicks! Butcher kicks low, CLUBS and CHOPS Cassidy down! Cassidy gets to a corner, Butcher whips him corner to corner, but Cassidy goes up and out. Butcher runs in but Cassidy bumps him off buckles. Cassidy runs Butcher side to side to bounce him off more buckles! And then again! Cassidy climbs while Butcher staggers, for the CROSSBODY! But Butcher catches him! Butcher pops Cassidy up, to TOSS him onto the corner!
Butcher drags Cassidy off the corner, to GUTBUSTER! Cassidy flops out of the ring but Butcher goes out after him. Butcher stalks Cassidy, kicks him around, grabs Cassidy’s legs, and stomps him! Butcher then deadlifts Cassidy, to SWING him into barriers! And again! And again! Butcher drops Cassidy and goes to the ring while fans boo, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cassidy clutches his ribs, the ref starts the ring count, and Butcher paces around. Cassidy drags himself up, crawls to the ring, and Butcher watches. Cassidy rolls into the ring, and right into stomps! The ref counts, Butcher drags Cassidy from the ropes to stomp his hand! Cassidy clutches the fingers but Butcher whips him hard into the corner! Cassidy falls to the mat, and Butcher drops a HEADBUTT! Butcher stands Cassidy up to CLUB him down! Butcher KNEES Cassidy in the back, and again. Fans rally while Butcher stomps Cassidy, and then Butcher drags Cassidy up for a BEARHUG! Cassidy endures the squeeze!
Cassidy throws down elbows, but Butcher lets go to KNEE him low! Cassidy falls over, but Butcher drags him back up, for a BACKBREAKER! Butcher holds Cassidy in place in a backbreaker rack! Cassidy still endures, and the fans rally behind him. Cassidy throws hands, but Butcher just picks him up for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Butcher soaks up the heat, then runs as Dynamite returns to single picture. Cassidy avoids the leg drop, brother! Cassidy runs in to tilt-o-whirl, but Butcher KNEES the DDT away, then LARIATS Cassidy inside-out! Cover, TWO! Butcher snarls, he grabs both legs and ties them up, TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!
Cassidy endures as Butcher sits deep on the hold! Cassidy reaches out, crawls his way forward, but Butcher brings him back! Cassidy uses that to tuck, roll and swing up to throw hands! Butcher just shifts his grip to deadlift POWER- NO, Cassidy CLAWS Butcher’s face! Butcher lets go, and Cassidy tries to Alabama Lift! Butcher is still too big, and he lifts Cassidy again. Cassidy slips free of the bomb to run in and ORANGE- NO, Butcher dodges! CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER! And then, suplex into- STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Cassidy runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, tilt-o-whirls and- NO, Butcher blocks and swings Cassidy around again! But Cassidy DDTs out of it!!
Both men are down, Cassidy crawls to the cover, TWO! Cassidy hurries to the corner, climbs up, and fans rally. Cassidy leaps, DEEP IMPACT! Cover, TWO! Butcher survives but Cassidy grits his teeth. Off comes the elbow pad! Butcher distracts the ref, here comes Blade! CROWBAR TO THE BACK!! Blade runs away, Butcher hits the CHOKE SLAM BACKBREAKER!! Cover, TWO?!?! Cassidy survives and shocks everyone! And here come Best Friends! Chuck & Trent beat up Blade! They send him into steel steps! They also take the crowbar away. The ref reprimands the Best Friends for being ringside, but Butcher shoves the ref down as he storms out after them!
Trent SMACKS Butcher with the crowbar! Chuck puts Butcher back in, ORANGE PUNCH!! Butcher wobbles, into BEACH BREAK!! Cover, Cassidy wins!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall (still AEW International Champion)
The Kentucky Gentleman & #JustTrent help Cassidy hold on, cheating the cheaters out of this one! And of course, they HUG!! You GOT to give the people what they want! But will Cassidy continue to give the people top tier title matches like this?
Jade Cargill speaks.
The undefeated AEW TBS Champion stands with Leila Grey, the beat-up Mark Sterling, and Mark’s new assistant. “This Taya girl is a huge problem here at AEW. Not only did we serve her a Cease & Desist, she ignored it!” Leila echoes that Taya ignored it, and Jade shouts, “But not just that! She used MY move, the Jaded, on MY Baddie, but not just that, but on my lawyer! This is truly an outrage!” Leila echoes, “Outrage.” Sterling says it is outrageous that Taya broke Sterling’s nose. But that’s why this week, he brought his assistant and processor.
They know Taya is set for another match on Rampage, and if she uses the Jaded, the chicken wing facebuster, they will send the official court order and SUE her! Ow, his nose… Jade says Taya thinks she’s the only goddess. But understand this: Jade is THE Goddess here in AEW! Because she’s #ThatBitch. Now, Sterling, go get the job done. Will La Wera Loca listen to any of this? Or will Rampage be another outrage?
Juice Robinson speaks.
“Friday night, on Rampage, Rock Hard Juice Robinson against Action Andretti. It’s not gonna be the wrestling match you signed up for, Action. You’re in a fight against somebody who’s real mad. Who’s got tunnel vision on right now for Ricky Starks! Every punch is gonna be for Ricky Starks. You’re gonna be feeling it, Action. You do yourself a favor, Ricky Starks, pull up a chair and you watch the example I make out of Action Andretti. And you need to know that that’s just a small pinprick of the ass kicking that I’m gonna give you in New York City!” The Booster is fired up, but will he be ready for Action?
Ruby Soho w/ The Outcasts VS Willow Nightingale!
The Runaway ran away from all the good will she had built up in AEW, all because she wasn’t number one. She ran back to what was familiar in some old friends who’d been where she’s been, not caring what her new friends thought about that. Will Willow show Ruby that it’s better to be sweet than sour? Or will Ruby show Willow there’s No Future for goodie two shoes?
The bell rings and Ruby bails out. Fans boo but Ruby just swaggers around as she regroups with Saraya & Storm. Saraya has the ref keep Willow back, but fans rally behind Willow. Willow herself looks conflicted since she thought Ruby was better than this. Ruby and Willow tie up, go around, and Willow puts Ruby in the corner. Ruby wants Willow off her, and the ref has Willow back away. Ruby goes out to the apron to talk with Saraya & Storm, but Willow drags her back in! Fans fire up and Willow starts to tell Ruby off, but Ruby SLAPS her! Willow scowls, but Ruby stomps the foot, wrenches, but Willow blocks No Future!
Willow stands Ruby up but Ruby kicks low. Ruby reels Willow in but Willow shoves her away. Ruby rebounds, tilt-o-whirls, but Willow blocks that! Willow swings Ruby for a SIDEWALK SLAM! And then a RUNNING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Willow brings Ruby up. Willow scoops and SLAMS, and she scowls as she scoops and SLAMS again! And then again! And then again! Willow’s rage is bubbling up, and she CHOPS Ruby in a corner! Willow bumps Ruby off buckles, CHOPS again, and the Outcasts protest. Willow fires off on Ruby, the ref has her back off, and Ruby flounders away.
Fans rally behind Willow, but then Ruby asks for mercy. She wants to make up, but then she YANKS Willow into ropes! Ruby CHOKES Willow on the ropes, the ref counts, and Ruby lets off. Ruby and the ref argue, Saraya grabs Willow to fire off knees! Fans boo but Saraya scurries away. Willow staggers into a ROUNDHOUSE! Ruby smirks and fist bumps her buddies. Ruby KICKS Willow in the side, brings her around, and reels her in. Ruby snap suplexes Willow, covers, TWO! Ruby gets in Willow’s face and smothers her! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Ruby CHOKES Willow on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Ruby CHOKES Willow again, mockingly saying they’re best friends. Ruby CLUBS Willow, argues with the ref, and Storm CHOKES Willow! Storm scurries away, and Ruby puts Willow in a corner. Ruby CHOPS Willow, but Willow comes back with body shots! Ruby CLAWS Willow’s face to put her back in the corner. And Ruby CHOPS again! Ruby stalks Willow to another corner, stands her up, and puts some stank on the- NO, Willow blocks the chop to CHOP back! And again! And again! Ruby pulls hair to throw Willow down! The ref reprimands but the damage is done. Ruby catches her breath and clutches her stinging chest.
Ruby kicks Willow around, but Willow just scowls. Willow throws body shots but Ruby CLUBS her on the back. Ruby drags Willow up, ROCKS her, and then taunts her. Willow ROCKS Ruby! Ruby ROCKS Willow! Ruby eggs Willow on, they fire off forearms back and forth, and then Willow fireman’s carries! Ruby CLAWS Willow’s face to get free! Then Ruby throws Willow down by her hair again! Cover, ONE!! Ruby is furious and she clamps on a chinlock. Ruby squeezes tight and brings Willow down to the mat. Saraya tells fans to shut up as they’re rallying for Willow. Willow fights up but Ruby throws her down by her hair again!
Ruby puts Willow on the ropes and CHOKES her again! The ref counts, Ruby lets off, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Saraya goes after Willow again! But Willow slips free to ROCK Saraya, and POST her! Saraya falls, Storm hurries to help her. Ruby whips, Willow reverses and then runs in, to back body block and clothesline in the corner! Snapmare and BOOT! Willow fires up, the fans are with her, and Willow whips to then SPINEBUSTER! High stack cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Ruby again tries to ask for mercy from her old friend. Willow YANKS Ruby up into a fireman’s carry! Ruby slips free and shoves Willow away.
Willow stops from hitting buckles, turns around and dodges Ruby. Ruby elbows back, goes up and headscissors, only for Willow to pop Ruby up into a fireman’s carry! RUNNING DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Willow is seething! Ruby sits up in a daze, Willow goes to a corner and she climbs up. Fans rally, but Storm distracts! Ruby gets an arm, wrenches, SUPER NO FUTURE! And then another NO FUTURE!! Cover, TWO!?!? No one can believe it, least of all Ruby! Ruby is furious, and she drags Willow up. Ruby turns Willow around, clinches, but Willow backslides it! TWO!!!
Ruby escapes but Willow runs through the clothesline to POUNCE Ruby into ropes!! Fans are thunderous as Willow brings down the straps! Saraya & Storm are freaking out as Willow gut wrenches Ruby. Saraya distracts the ref so that Storm can drag Ruby to safety! Willow grabs at Storm, only for Ruby to roll her up! Feet on the ropes! And Storm even holds them in place! Ruby wins!!
Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall
The Outcasts were all over this one and Willow is furious! But Storm just CLOBBERS Willow from behind! Fans boo as the Outcasts stomp Willow! Then they bring out the spray paint! Ruby says that’s not good enough, and she goes looking under the table. She brings out a chair! Fans boo more as the stomping continues. Ruby puts Willow in a drop zone, then puts a chair around a leg! Storm rains down fists to keep Willow down, but here come Riho and Skye Blue! They slide in, and they fire fists with the Outcasts! That’s still 3v2 and Skye gets mugged by Ruby and Saraya! Storm BOOTS then DECKS Riho!
Fans boo as The Outcasts keep beating up on the heroic Skye and Riho. Ruby tosses Skye out, Storm drags Riho up, and Saraya has the spray paint! But here comes JAMIE HAYTER! The AEW Women’s World Champion rushes in, she DECKS Saraya, ROCKS Ruby, DECKS Storm, then catches Ruby for the HAYTEBREAKER! Storm stands up, into the ripcord, but Storm dodges! The Outcasts run away and fans fire up! Hayter sees Riho, and helps her stand up. These two are allied against the Outcasts, but these two are going to fight over the title next week! Riho makes the motion that she’ll be champion again, and Hayter nods respect.
Will the inaugural AEW Women’s World Champion become the first-ever two-time champion? Or will Riho learn that #HayterHitsHard?
BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!
On top of Juice VS Action, Sammy Guevara is in action against Konosuke Takeshita! Will the Spanish God keep pace with Jungle Boy on this #1 contender’s race? And with Best Friends back from injury, they’re back in action, going up against the House of Black’s Kings of the Black Throne! Will Brody King & Malakai Black soon send Trent & Chuck back onto the injured list? And as mentioned, Taya Valkyrie has her second match in AEW, and she’s up against Marina Shafir! Will La Wera Loca look to solve The Problem before taking on Jade Cargill?
Will Hobbs speaks.
“March 24th, 2023 was proclaimed Powerhouse Hobbs Day. With the Book of Hobbs already proclaimed that I was the man who was gonna crash into Wardlow’s World. Who’s the man that beat Rey Fenix? Who’s the man that beat Penta? Who’s the man that beat the legend, Christopher Daniels himself? Just like the good Book of Hobbs states, this TNT Championship will never, ever leave my waist.” The Powerhouse has spoken, will there ever be a final chapter in his story?
Adam Cole VS Daniel Garcia!
With AEW All Access premiering tonight, right after Dynamite, this long awaited return was right on time. Will AEW continue to be all about the boom? Or will Red Death go from Dragonslayer to major buzzkill?
The bell rings and fans chant, “ADAM COLE!” “WELCOME BACK!” Garcia shrugs that off as he talks some trash. He and Cole tie up, go around, and Cole wrenches to a wristlock. Garcia pie faces, wrenches, and wristlocks back. Cole rolls, wrenches and wristlocks again, but Garcia rolls to shoot around and waistlock for the SLAM! Garcia slaps Cole around then “kicks dirt” at him. Fans boo the disrespect but Garcia says things have changed since Cole was last in the ring. Cole keeps cool and he resets with Garcia. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Cole shoots to a waistlock. Garcia reaches back and brings Cole into a headlock.
Cole pops out the back, headlocks in return, but Garcia powers out. Cole runs Garcia over and fans fire up. Things speed up, Garcia drops, but Cole fakes out the hurdle to headlock again. Garcia back suplexes, Cole lands on his feet but he does stumble. Cole still gets up to headlock again. Garcia powers out, Cole goes up and over in the corner, then headlocks for a takeover. Garcia tries the headscissors but Cole shrugs that off. Fans rally, Garcia pulls hair and the ref reprimands. Garcia uses the hair to get the headscissors, and he flexes while fans boo. Cole kips free, but Garcia throat chops! And then lift, PILEDRIVER!!
Cole scrambles out of the ring and Garcia wants this one called. The ref checks Cole while fans boo. Garcia soaks up the heat, fans chant “You’re a Wrestler!” and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Garcia waits on Cole, and Cole is somehow okay to continue. Garcia grows a bit impatient, then says Cole must not be as good as he thinks. Cole slowly sits up as the count climbs, and Garcia wags his finger at the fans. Cole finally crawls to the apron but Garcia goes out after him! Garcia brings Cole back in, but Cole resists the lift to back drop Garcia away! Garcia flounders on the flour while Cole gets in the ring. Garcia drags himself up and to the apron, Cole storms over, and Garcia HOTSHOTS him away! Cole sputters, Garcia rushes in to stomp away! Garcia soaks up more heat as he roars and flexes.
Cole flounders but Garcia stands on his hair. Garcia pulls the arms to also pull the hair! The ref reprimands, Garcia stops at 4, and then he stalks Cole to ropes. Garcia CHOKES Cole while talking trash, then lets off as the ref counts. Garcia stalks Cole to a corner, brings him out, and DECKS him with a haymaker! Cole sits up in a daze while Garcia taunts him. Garcia drags Cole back up and DECKS him again! Garcia talks trash on the fans while Dynamite returns to single picture. Fans boo, Garcia brings Cole back up, but Cole throws body shots. Garcia UPPERCUTS! Cole ROCKS Garcia with a forearm, so Garcia throws a haymaker!
Cole fires off forearms and he backs Garcia down. Cole whips, Garcia reverses but Cole clotheslines! And elbows! And BOOTS! Fans fire up and Cole waits on Garcia. Fireman’s carry, but Garcia throws elbows to get free. Garcia runs, but into the fireman’s carry! USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Garcia kicks at Cole from below and Cole gets space. Fans rally as both men rise. Cole aims, but Garcia blocks the superkick! Garcia stands to SLAP Cole! Garcia runs, into a BOOT! Cole runs, into a BOOT! Cole PELES but misses! Garcia deadlift GERMAN SUPLEXES! Fans boo but Garcia roars and Cole writhes.
Garcia aims from a corner with a smug grin. Fans chant, “You’re a Wrestler!” but Garcia ignores that to tune up the band. Cole stands, Garcia rushes in, but Cole SUPERKICKS first! Cole pushes Garcia down to a cover, TWO!! Garcia survives but Cole goes to a corner. Cole sits Garcia up, but Garcia stops Cole from bringing the kneepad down. Cole throws hands again and again and Garcia lets go. The kneepad comes down, Cole runs, but Garcia ducks the Boom! To throw HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then REAR NAKED CHOKE! Cole rolls back to a cover, TWO! 52 Fake Out takes out the knees!
Cole goes to a corner, goes up, and Garcia crawls over. Cole leaps, PANAMA- NO, Garcia back drops it! Cole tries to sunset flip it but Garcia has the legs! Step through, DRAGONTAMER!! Cole endures as Garcia sits deep! Cole crawls forward, reaches out, even as Garcia makes it a CALF KILLER! ROPEBREAK!! The ref counts, Garcia lets go quickly, but in frustration. Fans rally behind Cole but that upsets Garcia. Cole goes to a corner, the ref has Garcia stay back so he can check Cole. Garcia just soaks up the heat in the meantime. Cole crawls back out, Garcia reels him back in! Garcia tucks the arms, STRAITJACKET PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!?
Garcia is furious but the fans are thunderous that Cole survives! Cole goes to a corner, Garcia runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cole goes back up, PANAMA SUNRISE!! But Cole isn’t done! Garcia sits up in a daze, Cole runs and BOOM!! Cover, Cole wins!!
Winner: Adam Cole, by pinfall
The comeback is complete! Cole’s head was a bull’s eye, but Cole’s head was always in the match. And here comes Britt Baker to celebrate with her man! They even kiss! Gold ‘n’ black streamers fly, will this be a new era for the Undisputed One?
Wait, here comes Chris Jericho! The Ocho, the Wizard, Le Champion storms right to the ring to check on Garcia. Fans sing Judas as Jericho helps Garcia out of the ring. Jericho glares at Cole, then helps Garcia up the ramp and out of those streamers. Jericho is tempted to glance back at Cole but chooses not to. Does the Jericho Appreciation Society have a new pro-wrestler to target in Adam Cole, BAYBAY?
A great AEW, and given AEW All Access debuts tonight, it makes good business sense for Cole to main event. It was his big return, he is a big part of the All Access material, and it was a great win in a great match with Garcia. Jericho coming out at the end to try and steal the spotlight for just a moment of course is a sign that Cole is going to feud with Jericho going towards Double or Nothing, and that is going to be great stuff. Good quick promo from Hobbs, and him still mentioning Wardlow, they’re just making sure we all understand this is still gonna circle back to Hobbs VS Wardlow even though there should’ve been a way to cap this off before. Darn you, QT.
Really good match from Ruby VS Willow, but of course the Outcasts get at Willow the whole time. Willow loses but it is technically protected because of the interference, and we get another moment of Riho and Skye Blue making a save. It didn’t work out, so good move to have Hayter go out there. Hayter VS Riho happening next week will be good stuff, probably up until The Outcasts interfere. Then somehow, someway, we’ll finally get Blood & Guts set up for the Women’s Division. And then decent promo from Jade and her faction. Between only booking one women’s match a show and stretching things towards special episodes or PPVs, this is gonna be a build that’s too long, again.
Decent promo from Juice, but it kinda flies in the face of Juice saying he isn’t gonna wrestle in Missouri since he hates Missouri. He should’ve thrown in that he is being forced into this. Juice will definitely win against Action, and maybe Juice beats up on Action so that Ricky Starks shows up to chase Juice off, thereby hyping up their match for next Wednesday in Long Island. Good promo from The Gunns to hype up the tag team title match next week. Obviously since that match is happening after WrestleMania, it would seem FTR isn’t leaving to go back to WWE, they’re likely going to win to take those titles back.
Really fun montage of The Acclaimed hanging out with Menard & Parker in St. Louis. I do like that The Acclaimed is stringing Menard & Parker along, they’re definitely not joining the JAS. That will upset them and the JAS will want a match where I’m sure the stipulation is, if The Acclaimed loses, they must join the JAS. And then the JAS will lose that and look like dummies. Anyway, great title match from Cassidy VS Butcher. Good overbooking as Blade, Trent and Chuck get involved, and this was a great return moment for Best Friends. Trent & Chuck VS Malakai & Brody on Friday is going to be really good stuff, and maybe Best Friends challenge for the trios titles at some point.
Really good stuff out of this BCC VS Elite story they’re building. The BCC of course beat Castle & The Boys, but they really up the Heel heat with the ambush. And then they beat up Hangman and bust open Callis, which was really surprising. Face Moxley bled all the time, but Heel Moxley makes everyone else bleed. Omega VS Cobb was awesome stuff, but I suppose it’s fine that Omega wins. Bryan making his return was a great surprise, and then what a wild moment with him turning to be on the same page as the rest of the BCC. And right there is this year’s match for Men’s Blood & Guts: the full BCC against the OG Elite, Omega, Hangman & Bucks, and that is gonna be awesome.
And of course, great stuff in the opening. JB VS Hardy was really good, and it tied into The Firm’s story with Hook, which did have the #JungleHook story on the side. MJF and JB had a great promo segment to follow, and I have a feeling MJF is gonna have segments like that with the other Young Pillars before we get the official #1 contender. Sammy VS Konosuke on Rampage is going to be awesome stuff, and I hope Callis comes around to keep on that whole recruiting of Konosuke. I would think Sammy will win because he needs to keep pace with JB, and then Darby will also win a big match on Dynamite or Ramage to do the same. Honestly, this needs to end in a Triple Threat of JB VS Darby VS Sammy to name THE #1 contender, that’d be the best course of action.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (3/28/23)
QTV gets Dark!
QTV is in Universal Studios!
After helping Will Hobbs hold onto the AEW TNT Championship, QT Marshall & Aaron Solo get back in action! Will this be one for the headlines?
- AR Fox VS Nick Comoroto; Fox wins.
- Queen Aminata VS Skye Blue; Skye wins.
- Evil Uno VS Alexander Moss; Uno wins.
- Marina Shafir VS Steph De Lander; Shafir wins.
- Zack Clayton VS Schaff; Clayton wins.
- Top Flight VS Liam Gray & Adrian Alanis; Top Flight wins.
- QT Marshall & Aaron Solo w/ Harley Cameron VS Austin Green & Vary Morales; QT & Solo win.
- Brady Booker VS Serpentico; Brady wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita VS Cole Karter; Konosuke wins.
A good line-up here. Just as I was wondering where Nick Comoroto was, he’s here on Dark to put AR Fox over. For those unfamiliar, Steph De Lander is formerly Persia Pirotta of NXT, though she has a very different look now, I almost didn’t recognize her. Brady Booker, formerly Bodhi Hayward, is back in action, good to see him. And while most of these matches seem pretty straight forward, I feel like Queen Aminata VS Skye Blue is the one that could go either way. Skye’s been building herself up in AEW and ROH but Aminata is impressive in her own right.
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