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Will Darkness Fall?

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NJPW Battle Autumn

Will The House of Torture stay standing?

NJPW Battle Autumn continues, and the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships are on the line! But will Everything be Evil? Or will The Ace of the Universe trump the King of Darkness?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • DOUKI VS Kosei Fujita; Douki wins.
  • Alex Zayne & Yuto Nakashima VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; ZSJ & Kanemaru win.
  • Six Man Tag: Togi Makabe, Toru Yano & Ryohei Oiwa VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: David Finlay, Tiger Mask & Ren Narita VS Chaos; Chaos wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Suzuki-Gun VS Bullet Club; Suzuki-Gun wins.
  • Master Wato & Tomoaki Honma VS SANADA & Hiromu Takahashi; Sanada & Hiromu win.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; LIJ wins.
  • NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: The House of Torture VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Hikuleo; The House of Torture wins and retains the titles.

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Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire!

Bushi & Titan are after the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships, and have been on a roll alongside Tetsuya Naito so far. But will their momentum soon be halted? Or can they get another win on TJP, Francesco Akira & Gideon Grey?

“The Orchestrator,” Gideon Grey, gives his tag team partners, the Nova Fireball & Public Enemy, quite the introductions as they make their way out. The trios sort out and Naito is even quick about his entrance attire this time. LIJ fist bumps but then the Empire attacks! Grey clubs away on Naito while TJP throws out Bushi and Akira throws out Titan. Grey keeps clubbing away, then he throws forearms, but Naito isn’t bothered! Grey throws forearm after forearm and fans rally with each shot, but Grey tires out. Grey MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Great-O-Khan would be proud! Grey runs, but into an atomic drop!

Naito watches Grey hobble, then he whips him to a corner. Grey hops but falls over and Naito asks if Grey gives up. Grey doesn’t so Naito tags Bushi. Fans rally, Bushi CLUBS Grey down, and then stomps him to ropes. Bushi CHOKES Grey, the ref counts, but Bushi kicks him. Bushi puts Grey in the corner to DOUBLE CHOP! And DOUBLE CHOP! Bushi snapmares Grey, tags in Titan, and fans rally up as the newest member of LIJ stomps Grey around. Titan whips Grey to ropes but Grey holds ropes. Grey laughs, BOOTS Titan, and TJP tags in! TJP kicks and whips but Titan springboards to CROSSBODY!

Fans fire up as Titan takes TJP down, but Akira reaches out to throw Titan down by his mask! But Titan kips up to PELE Akira back! Titan dodges TJP, whips him, but TJP goes Spider-Man! Titan runs in but TJP dumps him to the apron! Akira runs in and gets a boost to SHOTGUN Titan down! TJP knocks Naito and Bushi down, Grey sets Titan up for Akira’s PLANCHA! Fans rally as the Empire drags Titan up. Naito attacks Akira but TJP pulls Naito’s hair and claws the eyes! Akira stomps Titan, puts him in the ring, and TJP goes in. Tag to Akira, the champs double whip to double KICK, leg sweep, and Akira basement SHOTGUNS! Akira drags Titan to a cover, TWO!

Akira claps and fans clap along, “A! KI-RA!” Akira bumps Titan off buckles, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Akira lets off at 4, and Akira tags in Grey. Grey tags in TJP, then Grey picks Titan up for a BACKBREAKER! Grey sits Titan up for another basement dropkick, then TJP slingshot SENTONS! TJP covers, ROPEBREAK! TJP wrenches Titan’s arm while fans rally. TJP hooks Titan up in a cobra twist but Titan endures. TJP pulls at the eyes of the mask! The ref reprimands, TJP lets go of the m ask, but Titan fights free to jump, hold, but TJP pops the flying-mare off the back!

TJP mule kicks, runs, but Titan goes Matrix to then CALF KICK! Fans fire up and Titan crawls, but Grey gets in to DECK Bushi! Grey feeds Titan to the FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Titan survives and fans rally up but TJP smirks as he drags Titan up. TJP drags Titan over to a corner but Titan falls over. TJP kicks him around, put shim in the corner, and fires off fists and a knee! TJP sits Titan down, fans rally up and TJP starts up the boot scrapes! TJP runs side to side, but Titan gets up to TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Titan and TJP crawl, hot tags to Akira and Naito!

Naito dodges Akira, ROCKS Grey, then kicks Akira. Naito sends Akira into Grey and Grey flies into the railing! Akira rushes Naito but Naito dodges to then ELBOW Akira down, and basement dropkick! Fans rally, Naito whips Akira to a corner, and Naito runs in to JUMP KICK! Leg sweep, COMBINACION CABRON! Fans fire up while Naito poses. Naito drags Akira up and CHOKES him with Grey’s walking cane! The ref reprimands, Naito THROWS the cane into No Man’s Land! Fans applaud and Naito brings Akira up. Akira fires forearms but Naito stays up! Akira whips, Naito reverses and kicks to CLUB and then tag Bushi.

Naito whips Akira, kicks him, Bushi sunsets and rewinds into Naito’s dropkick! Cover, TWO! Bushi drags Akira up, whips Akira to a corner, then runs in, but Akira dodges! Akira returns but Bushi SWING KICKS him! Bushi goes up, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fans fire up for the Bushirooni! Bushi stomps Akira around, drags him up, but Akira breaks free. Bushi blocks his haymaker but Akira wrenches out to mule kick! Akira runs but Bushi ROCKS him with a forearm. Bushi runs but Akira slides under to SUPERKICK! Akira reels Bushi in for SPEEDFIRE! Both men are down and fans rally up. Akira crawls, hot tag to Grey!

Grey drags Bushi up, but Bushi ROCKS him! Bushi swings, but Grey spins him to ROCK Bushi back! Grey scoops, but Bushi slips off! Grey blocks a kick, spins Bushi and runs, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Fans rally with Grey and he winds up to run. But Titan gets in to SOBAT! Bushi sunset flips then gets out of the way for Titan’s SPRINGBOARD SPLASH! Bushi covers, TJP breaks it! Naito stomps TJP, throws him out, then Titan fires up! Titan builds speed to FLY! Titan wipes out TJP & Akira at the railing! Bushi whips Grey into a corner, runs in to back elbow, then he feeds Grey to Naito’s elbow and ENZIGURI!

Bushi hits Grey with a CODE BREAKER! Titan springboards to DOUBLE STOMP! ANGEL INMORTAL! Bushi covers, LIJ wins!

Winners: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall

Another win for the ungovernables over the Empire! Is it inevitable that Titan & Bushi become the NEW IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champions? Or can TJP & Akira make a last stand on November 5th? As for Naito, he takes Grey’s coat! Will Naito also take Will Ospreay’s IWGP United States Championship in the near future?

 

NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: The House of Torture VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Hikuleo!

The King of Darkness, Tokyo Pimp & Murder Machine, with the help of Dick Togo, took these titles from Chaos in their final Dog Cage Survival showdown. But now, The Ace, the Funky Weapon and the Young Gun are aiming for them! Will the House of Torture finally be torn down? Or will they find a way to stack the deck once again?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and after the House of Torture Too Sweets, the trios sort out. Sho demands his wrench back, but Taguchi hands it to a Young Lion instead. And that Young Lion takes the wrench to the back! Sho is upset, but Taguchi’s team puts their hands in, only for the House to attack! Sho goes after Taguchi, Yujiro attacks Hikuleo, and Evil CLUBS Tanahashi! The bell rings to get this on the record as Evil and Yujiro kick Tanahashi and Hikuleo out. Yujiro keeps on Hikuleo while Evil stomps Taguchi with Sho. Red Shoes reprimands, Evil drags Taguchi up, but Taguchi CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS!

Fans rally as Taguchi runs, but Evil and Sho dodge the hip attack! Taguchi crash lands, Sho and Evil stand on Taguchi’s head. Red Shoes reprimands but they double whip Taguchi into a corner. Taguchi dodges Evil to HIP ATTACK Sho! And then he hip attacks, into an atomic drop! Evil runs in but into a BOOT! Taguchi fakes Evil out, and wags his finger. Fans applaud while Evil is furious. Evil shoves Red Shoes away, but Taguchi swats the low blow! Taguchi SIDE ARM DICK PUNCHES Evil! Evil’s tasting his own medicine! Taguchi throws point-blank hips, then he signals his team. Tag to Tanahashi and fans rally up.

Tanahashi gives Evil some point-blank hips! Tag to Hikuleo and fans cheer as he clamps on the CLAW! And then point-blank hips! That’s a big hip, too! Tag to Taguchi and he calls in Tanahashi. Team Taguchi set Evil up, for a TRIPLE HIP! And then another! And then some hip swivels, but Evil escapes! The triple hips collide and Hikuleo wipes out both Tanahashi and Taguchi! Hikuleo celebrates, until he turns around to see what happened! Yujiro and Sho rush in to mug Hikuleo! They throw him out, Evil throws the others out, and then Evil rakes Taguchi’s back! Yujiro RAMS Hikuleo into railing!

Evil RAMS Taguchi into the timekeeper! Abe-san goes down! Evil grabs the mic to CHOKE Taguchi with the cable! Evil wants Taguchi to quit but Taguchi refuses! Red Shoes reprimands and counts, Evil lets off at 4, and then he drags Taguchi up and into the ring. Taguchi slow rolls away but Evil keeps him from escaping. Evil brings Taguchi around to crotch him on the ropes! And Sho helps bounce Taguchi up and down! Sho tags in as Taguchi flops over, and Sho stands on Taguchi’s neck! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho lets off and distracts him, allowing Yujiro to drag Taguchi out. Yujiro and Dick Togo mug Taguchi! Evil laughs as his team gets away with it.

Evil puts Taguchi in the ring, Sho covers, but Red Shoes suspects shenanigans so he refuses! Fans applaud but Sho is furious. Sho tags Yujiro and Yujiro drags Taguchi up. Fans clap and rally for “TA-GU-CHI!” and Taguchi throws body shots! Yujiro claws Taguchi’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands but Yujiro snapmares Taguchi to drop a leg, an elbow, and a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Tag to Evil, and Evil throws his shirt at Tanahashi! Red Shoes keeps Tanahashi back, but that allows Evil to drag Taguchi up into a cobra twist. The House of Torture links up to the railing to put on the pressure! Taguchi endures, but the House lets go as Jado storms over!

Evil covers Taguchi, TWO! Evil is upset with Red Shoes but he tags in Sho. Sho bends Taguchi’s fingers but fans rally up. Sho wrenches Taguchi, kicks, KICKS and SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Sho drags Taguchi up, tags in Yujiro, and they mug Taguchi against ropes. Yujiro bumps Taguchi off buckles, throws back elbows, then backs up to BOOT Taguchi! Fans rally harder for “TA-GU-CHI!” but Yujiro whips corner to corner. Yujiro runs in but into an elbow! Taguchi headscissors to give Yujiro BUTT ATTACKS! Taguchi goes up, but Yujiro avoids the Missile Hip! Only to run into a HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up as both men crawl! Hot tag to Hikuleo!

Hikuleo BOOTS Yujiro, scoops Sho and gives him SNAKE EYES! Hikuleo runs but Evil intercepts him with a kick! Evil & Sho whip, but Hikuleo DOUBLE LARIATS! Fans fire up with Hikuleo and he aims at Yujiro. Yujiro avoids the splash, then kicks low! PIMP- NO, no juice! Hikuleo choke grips, but Yujiro BITES that hand! Yujiro whips, Hikuleo reverses and ELBOWS Yujiro, to then run and ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro barely gets that arm up! Hikuleo warns Dick to get off the apron. Dick drops down, but then Hikuleo blocks the low blow! Hikuleo glares at Yujiro, but Yujiro claws at his eyes! Red Shoes reprimands, Yujiro lets off and BOOTS!

Yujiro runs, but Hikuleo POWERSLAMS! Cover, Sho breaks it! Hikuleo glares at Sho now but Sho runs away. Hikuleo goes back to Yujiro and Tanahashi calls for the tag! Hikuleo tags Tanahashi, he runs, and he forearms Yujiro down! Tanahashi BLASTS Evil and Sho! Tanahashi brings Yujiro up to fire off forearms! Tanahashi whips, Yujiro reverses but Tanahashi WRECKS Dick with a dropkick! Fans fire up, Tanahashi blocks Yujiro’s boot to SHOTEI! Tanahashi reels Yujiro in, but Yujiro fights Twist ‘n’ Shout to hook a leg. FISHERMAN BUSTER! Yujiro tags Evil and Evil toys with Tanahashi. Evil kicks him around and taunts him but fans rally up with “Let’s Go, Ace!”

Evil stands on Tanahashi’s head, but Tanahashi fights his way up! Tanahashi throws a kick but Evil blocks! Evil hands that foot to Red Shoes, but Tanahashi blocks Evil’s kick! Red Shoes puts Tanahashi’s foot down, and Tanahashi DRAGON SCREWS Evil! Tanahashi has the leg again, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi gets the legs again, ties them up, and has the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Evil endures, Taguchi and Hikuleo intercept Yujiro and Sho! They also get TEXAS CLOVERLEAFS! Jado even intercepts Dick to put him in a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! FOUR LEAF CLOVERHOLDS!! Is this good luck or bad luck?

Evil endures, he’s the one that matters, and he fights around! Evil reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, all four Cloverleafs are undone. Tanahashi stomps Evil and he waits on Evil to rise. Tanahashi runs, but Evil sidesteps to send Tanahashi out! But Tanahashi skins the cat! But Evil is there to waistlock! Tanahashi elbows free, runs, but Evil goes to the corner to LARIAT! Sho and Yujiro DECK Taguchi and Hikuleo! Evil drags Tanahashi up, fireman’s carries, DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi survives and fans fire up! Evil is furious, but fans rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” Evil slashes his throat and vows to end this!

Evil drags Tanahashi up, spins him around, EVERY- NO, Tanahashi slips out to steal- NO, Evil fights that off! Evil claws Tanahashi’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands but Evil whips Tanahashi, and surprise! The blue buckle pad is gone! Tanahashi hits bare steel! Tag to Sho and Yujiro gets in. The House stomps away on Tanahashi but Red Shoes reprimands. Yujiro DECKS Hikuleo, then he and Evil whip Tanahashi to a neutral corner. Sho runs in but Tanahashi dodges! Taguchi and Hikuleo get in, HIP ATTACK for Evil and a BIG forearm for Yujiro! Taguchi run sin to HIP ATTACK Sho! Hikuleo SPLASHES Sho!

Hikuleo feeds Sho to a body shot, then Taguchi feeds Sho to a SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Taguchi and Hikuleo go out and keep the rest of the House down. Tanahashi fires up and he goes up top! Fans fire up and Sho stands, HIGH FLY ATTACK! Tanahashi goes back up and fans fire up more! But Sho shoves Red shoes into the ropes and that trips Tanahashi up! Tanahashi tumbles to the mat and Yujiro has his pimp cane! Hikuleo rushes over, Yujiro dodges the boot and Hikuleo gets caught up! Yujiro CANES Hikuleo! Evil gets in, Dick DECKS Jado, and Evil coordinates with Dick, MAGIC KILLER on Tanahashi!

Fans rally for Tanahashi while Sho covers, TWO!! Tanahashi survives and Sho is shocked! But Sho vows to end this, and he drags Tanahashi into a waistlock. Deadlift, but Tanahashi elbows free to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Both men are down and fans rally up again. Hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi springboards, MISSILE HIP! Fans fire up as Taguchi calls upon the powers of Strong Style! “ORYA~!” BUM-A-YE!! Cover, TWO!!! OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Sho flails, reaches out, but Tanahashi and Hikuleo keep Evil and Yujiro down! Sho fights up, reaches, but Taguchi reels him in! But Sho fights the lift to RAM Taguchi into the bare buckles!

Sho hobbles but Taguchi sits down in the corner. Fans rally up for “TA-GU-CHI!” while Sho clutches his foot. Sho runs in at Taguchi but into a BOOT! Taguchi runs, but Sho catches the hip attack into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Sho snarls and hobbles over to drag Taguchi up. Sho tucks Taguchi in, CROSS ARM PILEDRIVER! Cover, Tanahashi breaks it in time! Evil gets in to LARIAT Tanahashi! Evil kicks Tanahashi out and Sho brings Taguchi up. Fans rally but Sho reels Taguchi in. Sho double pump handles, but Hikuleo choke grips! But Dick distracts and Yujiro sneaks in to LOW BLOW Hikuleo! Yujiro reels Hikuleo in for PIMP JUICE!

Yujiro distracts the ref now, and Dick slips Sho another wrench! Sho aims, but Taguchi ducks the wrench shot to ENZIGURI! And then ENZIGURI for Yujiro! Fans are thunderous as Taguchi fires up! Taguchi calls his shot, saying he’ll use the… Aoi Plex? Taguchi drags Sho up, holds his arms up to make an A! And then it’s just a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!?!? Sho survives but Taguchi chicken wings him! DODON TO THE THRONE!!! Cover, TWO!??! Sho survives again?!? But fans are thunderous as Taguchi powers up! Taguchi torture racks but Sho fights free! Taguchi mule kicks, runs, but into a JUMP KNEE!

Sho brings Taguchi around, but Taguchi fights the driver to back drop! Sho tries to sunset flip, but Taguchi stays up! Taguchi pulls his tights down! RED UNDIES PIN!! TWO!??! And then a CHAIR SHOT from Dick!! Sho rolls Taguchi up, TWO!!!! Taguchi survives the screw job and Sho can’t believe it! Sho is furious, but he drags Taguchi back up. Sho reels Taguchi in, double pump handles, for SHOCK ARROW!!! Cover, the House of Torture wins!!

Winners: The House of Torture, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)

It took quite a lot of tricks to stop the Funky Weapon, but the House always finds a way to win! And now, with the NEVER Openweight Championship match on November 5th in doubt, is Hikuleo out of golden opportunities?

As for the champions, after they get the belts and have their hands raised, Sho is first to get the mic. “Tanahashi-san. Taguchi-san. And Hikuleo. We aren’t like you. We’re good at what we do. And for that, we are true champions. But thank you very much! Heh heh heh.” Sho rubs it in by saying there’ll be no air guitar tonight. “And we aren’t done with these. The House of Torture will take all the gold!” Sho then hands the mic to Evil, and Evil says, “OI, Taguchi Japan 2.0! You punks are already finished! And YOU were all witness to it! The House of Torture is the law in this ring, and don’t forget it!” The King of Darkness lays down the law, but will the House ever be brought to justice?


My Thoughts:

A very good event as Battle Autumn is televised again. I didn’t want to just leave this at the title match so I included the LIJ VS Empire Six Man, but it seems LIJ is just going to keep on winning, as they’ve already beaten the Empire multiple times in Six Man and 8 Man Tag matches. Maybe Titan & Bushi still take the titles, but this could indicate that they won’t. Naito VS Ospreay is also hard to call. Naito’s story is still about finding a way to be on the Wrestle Kingdom card, and with time running out, they might let the US Championship be the way to do it.

And we got a great main event, even with all the cheating from the House of Torture. I had a feeling the House would retain because of all that cheating, but also because Taguchi, Tanahashi & Hikuleo seemed like such a slapdash team. At the same time, with Hikuleo also aiming for Karl Anderson’s NEVER Openweight Championship, there wasn’t going to be the possibility of Hikuleo becoming a Double NEVER Champion. Speaking of, there might not even be a chance of Hikuleo getting that singles title with Karl Anderson scheduled for WWE’s Crown Jewel on November 5th. If NJPW isn’t going to strip Karl because of some secret agreement with WWE, perhaps Karl VS Hikuleo will be rescheduled for something later, like NJPW TAMASHII in New Zealand and Australia.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/18/24)

Time to Man Up!

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Will the Ivy League MVP earn a title shot?

The NEW ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe, is here to step onto the Proving Ground with one of Maria Kanellis’ baby boys, Griff Garrison! Will Griff make Maria proud? Or will he reach for the sky?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo; Keith wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Lance Archer & The Righteous VS Jon Cruz, Savion Truitt & Damian Chambers; Archer & The Righteous win.
  • Lee Johnson VS JD Drake; Lee wins.
  • Abadon VS Allysin Kay; Abadon wins.
  • The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson; The Infantry wins.
  • Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora; Kiera, Leyla & Adora win.
  • The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto; Mortos wins.
  • Lady Frost VS Marti Belle; Frost wins.
  • The Dark Order VS Zak Patterson & Frank Milano; The Dark Order wins.
  • ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis; Mark wins and denies Griff a title match.

PLAY BY PLAY

Mark Briscoe speaks.

“Now House of Black, I’ve been doing this dance with y’all a little while now, and I’m starting to understand how y’all operate. Starting to understand y’all’s M-O. You try to intimidate me. You try to strike fear into the hearts of men. Well I done told you, I fear no man, I fear no evil. And ancient wisdom says the violent take it by force. Now lemme tell you, Eddie Kingston, Adam Copeland, and Mark Briscoe, we some violent men! And at Dynasty, we bringing the violence, babeh! So heed my advice, House of Black! Be afraid, be very afraid!” The Sussex County Chicken is ready for a fight, will he, the Rated R Superstar and Mad King tear down The House of Black once and for all?

 

Bryan Keith VS Aaron Solo!

The Bounty Hunter is still looking for a prize, but he’ll gladly fight to earn his shot. Will Keith be heading for a golden opportunity on the other side of Dynasty? Or will Solo shoot first?

The Code of Honor is upheld with sarcastic enthusiasm by Solo, and Keith shoves him away. The bell rings and Solo SLAPS Keith! Keith TACKLES Solo and rains down fists! The fans  fire up, Solo gets away then knees Keith low. Solo ROCKS Keith, whips him to a corner, but Keith comes back to run Solo over! Keith scoops to SLAM Solo, then stands on Solo’s face! The fans fire up for the KNEE DROP! Keith then SLAPS Solo! The fans rally for “BK! BK!” Solo storms up but Keith kicks low. Keith reels Solo in, suplexes, and he holds Solo up! Keith marches around, then SLAMS Solo down! Solo bails out and the fans fire up as Keith aims.

Keith builds speed, slides, but Solo ducks! Solo sends Keith into steel steps! The fans boo as Solo leaves Keith behind. The ring count starts, fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Solo counts along but wants it to go faster. Keith stands at 8 of 20, slides in, but Solo stomps and HAMMERS away! The fans boo more, but Solo stands Keith up to bump him off buckles. Keith CHOPS in return! Then CHOPS again! The fans “WOO~,” then Keith ROCKS Solo with a forearm. Keith CHOPS in the corner, but then Solo dodges. Solo tries but Keith dodges the chop to CHOP Solo down! The fans fire up while Solo is stinging.

Keith whips Solo, Solo reverses and CLOBBERS Keith! Cover, TWO! Keith grits his teeth but Solo knees him in the back! And again! The fans rally, Solo taunts them, and then ELBOWS Keith in the head. Solo stalks Keith to a corner, digs his boots in, but again the fans chant “SOLO SUCKS!” Solo stomps away on Keith, digs his boots in again, but Keith fights up! The fans fire up as Keith fires forearms! Keith fires forearms again and again and again, winds up, but Solo dodges! Solo comes back, but Keith ROCKS him after all! The fans fire up as Keith runs in to BOOT! Solo sputters, Keith runs, but then Solo SUPERKICKS! Keith just roars!

Solo swings, but into a T-BONE SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Keith keeps calm. Keith waits on Solo as fans rally behind him. Solo staggers into a fireman’s carry, but he fights free! Solo shoves, goes to a corner, but then Keith comes back. Solo ELBOWS Keith, whips, but Keith reverses! Solo goes up but gets caught, for an USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up again as Keith slashes his throat and aims his finger gun! Keith underhooks, but Solo fights the lift! Solo back drops, Keith sunset flips but Solo stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Solo then runs up, catches Keith and hits a T-BONE! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up but Solo hurries to a corner. Solo climbs fast, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Cover, TWO!! Keith survives that coup de grace and Solo isn’t sure what to do. Solo kicks Keith around, drags him up and reels him in to underhook. Keith fight that lift, Solo CLUBS away on him, but Keith Alabama Lifts! Solo grabs ropes so Keith lets him down, and ENZIGIRIS! But Solo SCREW HIGH KICKS! Solo goes up top, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up with Keith and he climbs! Keith reels Solo in, for DIAMOND DUST!! Cover, Keith wins!

Winner: Bryan Keith, by pinfall

A big win for BK! And he gives back that sarcastic handshake. Will the Bounty Hunter be hot on the trail of a championship after AEW & ROH pass through the Gateway City?

 

Mark Sterling speaks.

“If you ask AI to create the perfect professional wrestler, it wouldn’t even come close to you. If wrestling is a body business, then you’re a multinational corporation. Biology defying symmetry, no fat, all muscle, no waste. As functional as you are aesthetic. High-flying? You got it. Ground ‘n’ pound? You got that, too. Striking, brawling, submission, technical, there is not a single style you have not perfected. For the last 20 years, you’ve been one of the most consistent and proficient wrestling specimens for any company that’s been willing to throw money at you and begged you to stay. And now, it’s time for them to beg for mercy.

“You are Tony Nese, and you are a Premier Athlete.”

Now Mark Sterling & The Premier Athletes are here in person.

They stand backstage, Sterling’s guys in matching tracksuits, and he says the last time he looked into the camera, he told everyone he had a plan. The very next day, they enacted that plan. Sterling took them off the road, they entered a professional fight camp. They got the best coaches, best trainers, best doctors, and these three started to do what they do best: go to work. Supercard of Honor, against two former ROH TV Champions, PA got an impressive victory. Fruits of their labor. Ariya Daivari is back better than ever. Josh Woods is bigger and better than he was when he won the National Championship. And Tony Nese is in the best shape of his life, which is saying something.

In fact, what’re we even talking about? These three are the most underappreciated athletes in the company. They walk like stars, they move like stars, they present themselves like stars, and by the end of this year, they will be champions. Supercard was just phase one of this plan. Phase two… starts tonight. Then just what happens when the Premier Athletes start making moves?

 

Lee Johnson VS JD Drake!

Even though he lost at Supercard, Big Shotty stays positive! He got close to the ROH World Television Championship, will he get back there for another shot? Or will Scrap Metal be another speedbump in Lee’s momentum?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, JD HIP TOSSES, and Lee scrambles to ropes. JD flexes and fans cheer, which surprises JD. Lee gets up, he and JD reset. They tie up, JD arm-drags, but Lee gets up. Lee keeps calm while JD talks some smack. They circle, tie up again, and JD scoops! JD carries Lee around, with one arm! Then SLAM! JD dusts off his hands and the fans fire up more. Lee is a bit frustrated, but he fires himself up. The fans rally with him, he and JD circle to tie up. Lee goes to hip toss, but JD blocks! JD tells Lee he knows that’s not gonna work!

JD goes to hip toss but now Lee blocks! Lee arm-drags, then he goes to feint, but JD blocks with a headlock. Lee shoves JD, tries another arm-drag, but JD blocks that. JD whips Lee, Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges and arm-drags again! The fans fire up as Lee tries to scoop, but JD’s too hefty! JD SLAPS Lee, ROCKS him, then whips him to ropes. Lee ducks ‘n’ dodges again, shoves JD and hurdles! Lee drops, then DROPKICKS! JD staggers to a corner, Lee fires up, and the fans fire up with him! Lee runs up on JD in a corner to CHOP! JD barely flinches! JD puts his arms back and dares Lee to try again. Lee CHOPS, but JD puts Lee in the corner!

JD swings, Lee dodges and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Lee whips, JD reverses but Lee ELBOWS back! Lee runs up but into a lift, and FLAPJACK off buckles! Lee falls, the fans rally up, and JD dusts himself off. JD storms back up on Lee, brings him up, and the fans rally. JD ROCKS Lee, stands him up in the corner, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Lee sputters. The fans want that “One More Time!” so JD stands Lee up. JD winds up, to JAB! The fans boo JD trolling them, but JD stands Lee up to CHOP him after all! Lee is stinging, but JD brings him up. Lee throws body shots but JD ROCKS Lee!

JD whips, Lee sunset flips! JD stays up, but Lee avoids the hip drop! Ghost pin, TWO! JD gets up, kicks low and whips, to SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Lee stays in this and the fans rally up. JD sits Lee up, KICKS him in the back, then paces around. The fans rally for Lee but JD pie faces him around. Lee rises, JD brings him up and Lee CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! JD throat chops! The ref reprimands, JD claims he jabbed to the chest. JD then scoops and SLAMS Lee, to then FALLING HEADBUTT! Cover, TWO! Lee is still in this but JD CHOKES him! The ref counts, JD lets off, claiming he was just checking the pulse.

JD clamps on a chinlock, digging his knee into Lee’s back. Lee endures, the fans rally up, and Lee fights to his feet. Lee throws body shots, but JD knees low! JD suplexes but Lee slips free! Lee ROCKS JD, ROCKS him again, but JD CHOPS! JD runs, but Lee SUPERKICKS! JD flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! The fans rally as Lee builds speed, to FLY! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up even more! Lee puts JD in, climbs a corner, and JD stands. JD staggers around, into the CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! JD stays in this but then bails back out. Lee thinks on what he has to do and the fans rally up.

Lee runs, to slide, but JD gets under! JD pops Lee up to CLOBBER him! JD puts Lee in, aims from a corner, and Lee goes to the opposite end. JD runs up, but Lee moves, CANNONBALL hits buckles! Lee hurries up while JD is down! The fans cheer as Lee aims, FROG SPLASH, but JD moves! Lee rolls through, runs back at JD but JD puts him on the apron. JD ROCKS Lee, goes up, and he brings Lee around. The fans fire up as JD brings Lee up, but Lee fires body shots! Lee GAMANGIRIS, then climbs! Lee sunset flips for the POWERBOMB! The fans fire up and Lee climbs back up, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, Lee wins!

Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall

Big Shotty’s got range, and he hit the mark! Will Lee take this momentum and turn it into another chance at a championship?

 

Abadon VS Allysin Kay!

Speaking of second chances, The Living Dead Girl got screwed out of the ROH Women’s World Television Championship when Mercedes Martinez & Diamante conspired against her. And while AK Don’t Play, she knows the OG Badass well. Can Abadon prepare for revenge by taking down Martinez’s greatest rival?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, but Abadon holds on, to BITE Allysin’s arm! Abadon then laughs, dodges Allysin to HEADBUTT low, HELL STAB, then mule kick! Abadon runs to SHOTGUN BOOT! Allysin goes to a corner while the fans rally up and Abadon shrieks! But Allysin BOOTS Abadon down! Allysin rains down fists, covers, ONE!! Abadon sits up but Allysin brings her around to fireman’s carry. SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up, Allysin drags Abadon up to TOSS her to a corner! Allysin fires body shots, then she CHOPS! Allysin whips corner to corner hard and Abadon bounces off buckles!

Allysin takes a bow, puts pinkies up, and SPLASHES in the corner! Allysin CHOPS, whips, and runs up again, but Abadon BOOTS her! Abadon runs to BULLDOG! The fans rally as Abadon slithers out to the apron then climbs up the corner. Allysin crawls, Abadon aims, CROSSBODY! Abadon runs to KNEE Allysin back down! Abadon storms up on Allysin, reels her in, BLACK DAHLIA! Cover, Abadon wins!

Winner: Abadon, by pinfall

Abadon smiles, then shrieks into the night! Will Mercedes Martinez make sure to stay far, far away from the frightening Living Dead Girl?

 

Backstage interview with Taya Valkyrie.

Lexi Nair is with La Wera Loca and brings up her trios match alongside Diamante and Leila Grey. But this is also the first time we’ve seen her since Supercard, where Johnny TV lost to Dalton Castle. The question is: where is Johnny? Uh, recovering from that vicious attack by Dalton Castle and his “special boy,” Paul Walter-Whatever! Taya is gonna call up Fran Dreischer to file a complaint! For someone so TV Ready, Castle and Paul sure don’t look it. So yes, Johnny is rehabbing. Wait he’s in rehab? Ew, no, who do you think they are? Johnny is rehabbing the abs! This is an aesthetics business so he has to look amazing!

So tonight, Taya will carry the weight of the TV Family in trios action. So run along, Lexi, Taya has things to do. Uh, this is Lexi’s interview space. Oh, well, her apologies. Taya bumps Lexi on the way out, but will Taya’s team win some major points in the title chase tonight?

 

The Infantry VS The Iron Savages w/Jacked Jameson!

Captain Shawn Dean & Carlie Bravo may not be the ROH World Tag Team Championships, but they are not deterred. Will they get through the jacked ‘n’ juicy juggernauts to go after The Undisputed Kingdom once again?

The teams sort out, #BadNewsAndTattoos starts against Beefcake Boulder, and they keep the Code of Honor. They tie up, Bravo tries but can’t push Boulder back, but Boulder pushes Bravo back! Bravo resets with Boulder, beefs up, and they tie up. Bravo wrenches to wristlock, but Boulder WRINGS Bravo out! Boulder talks smack on Dean and Bravo, but Bravo pie faces. Boulder scoops Bravo, but Bravo slips free to DROPKICK! Boulder stays up, runs up, but Dean is there to GAMANGIRI! Bravo tags Dean while Boulder throws a fit, but DOUBLE DROPKICKS send him reeling! Bulk Bronson tags but runs into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS!

The fans fire up as the Infantry crisscross and SPLIT the wishbone! Bravo gets fans going with “OORAH!” Dean runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson bails out, Boulder is there to help him, and Dean builds speed, only for Jacked Jameson to stand in the way! He wants Dean to sip the Savage Sauce! Dean says no thanks, but in comes Bronson! EXPLODER! Bravo protests but Bronson drags Dean to a cover. The ref is busy arguing, he finally sees the pin, TWO! Bronson is annoyed, but he mocks Bravo’s air machine gun. Bravo then tags Boulder before he brings Dean up. The fans rally but the Savages still hit a SHOULDER TACKLE SUPLEX COMBO!

Bronson flexes, Boulder taunts Bravo, and then Boulder whips Dean to the corner. Boulder wraps Dean’s arms around ropes to HEADBUTT again and again and again! Tag to Bronson, he brings Dean around, and they visit #TIDDYCITY! But Dean reverses, it’s Bronson who dives in! Boulder panics, runs up, but Dean DUMPS him! Bronson swings, misses, hot tag to Bravo! Bravo rallies on Bronson with big forearms! Bravo whips, Bronson reverses, but the CARLIE CROSSOVER takes Bronson down! Boulder gets up, Bravo fakes him out to SCISSOR KICK! Bravo then kicks Bronson, and manages a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Bravo pounds the mat, but now Jameson wants Bravo to sip! Bravo says no, get outta here! Bronson runs up again, Bravo dodges, and Bronson barely avoids hitting Jameson! Bravo aims, Bronson dodges, the SUPERKICK hits Jameson! Jameson spews sauce! Boulder catches Jameson, Dean goes up, and Dean CROSSBODIES to wipe them both out! But Bronson rolls Bravo up! TWO, and Bronson grabs Bravo, only for Bravo to kick low! Bravo reels Bronson in, tags Dean, and TORNADO- NO, Bronson stops the DDT! Dean gets in, Bronson scoops, but Dean slips free! Feed to a SUPERKICK!

The Infantry coordinate, for BOOT CAMP! Cover, Infantry wins!

Winners: The Infantry, by pinfall

Dean & Bravo redeem themselves from Supercard and are ready to get back on track! But wait, The Premier Athletes make their way out here! Is this what Smart Mark was talking about for phase two? Daivari & Nese rush the ring and start throwing hands with The Infantry! Woods tips the scales as he DECKS Dean, then DECKS Bravo! But wait! Here comes Dalton Castle! The Peacock won’t stand for there to be bullies, and he takes off his sandals to weaponize them! The Premier Athletes dare him to, but wait! Here comes Mark Briscoe, Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson! They run The Premier Athletes off!

Sterling shouts, “Who do you think you are?!” but he’s shouting at THE ROH World Champion and many other big names around here! Will The Peacock, the Chicken and the rest of ROH humble Sterling’s stable once and for all?

 

Six Woman Tag: Diamante, Leila Grey & Taya Valkyrie VS Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora!

The Cuban Diamond has staked her claim at challenging for the ROH Women’s World Television Championship, but so has The Hottest Flame. But let’s not forget The Last Baddie Standing, La Wera Loca, the LEGIT One and The AfroPunk! Billie Starkz still sees herself above all six of these women, but which trio takes the lead in the title chase with a win tonight?

The teams sort out, Taya starts against Kiera and the Code of Honor is upheld. The bell rings, the two tie up, and Kiera gets around to waistlock. Taya pries the hold, backs Kiera into a corner and throws elbows! Taya stomps away on Kiera, then says who’s the hottest now? Taya snapmares, covers, ONE!! Taya drags Kiera up, whips her to ropes, but Kiera holds ropes to BOOT back! Taya runs up again but Kiera drop toeholds her onto ropes! HIP ATTACK! Taya flounders, Kiera runs to step-up and LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Kiera keeps cool as she brings Taya up, but Taya ROCKS Kiera then throws her by her hair!

Taya tags Diamante, they stomp Kiera, then Diamante sucker punches Leyla! Diamante runs in to DROPKICK Kiera, then drags her to a high stack cover, ONE!! Kiera is tougher than that but Diamante says it’s just a matter of time. Diamante runs, PLANKING SPLASH flops as Kiera moves! Hot tag to Leyla! Leyla gut wrenches Diamante to GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Tag to Adora, then Leyla wrenches so she can hand it off to Adora. Adora WRINGS Diamante’s arm, drags her up and wrenches again, but Diamante ROCKS her! Adora swings, Diamante dodges to tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Diamante snarls and pushes Adora down to rain down fists!

Diamante storms around, brings Adora up and CHOPS her on the back! Tag to Grey and she NECK SNAPPERS Adora! Cover, TWO! Adora is tougher than that but Grey rains down fists! Grey drags Adora up, bumps her off buckles, then tags Taya. Taya and Grey dig their boots in, then Taya stomps a mudhole. Taya sits Adora down to METEORA! Tag to Diamante and she stomps a mudhole! The ref reprimands but Diamante tags Taya back in. Taya steps over Adora and mockingly has Adora reach out to her corner. The ref has to keep Hirsch back so Grey gets shots in, then Taya drags Adora up.

Taya again mockingly holds out Adora’s hand but the fans rally up. Adora fights up, but Taya pulls her into the motorcycle stretch! Adora endures the knee in her back, fights up to her feet, and then arm-drags Taya away! Taya gets up, ducks ‘n’ dodges and mule kicks! But Adora ducks the buzzsaw to BASEMENT GERMAN! The fans fire up while both women are down! Adora and Taya crawl, hot tags to Kiera and Diamante! Kiera rallies on Diamante with big forearms, then a SUPERKICK! Turn and NECKBREAKER! Kiera goes up a corner while Diamante flounders around. Diamante stands, into a MISSILE DROPKICK!

Diamante flounders, Grey tags in but Kiera dodges to fire off forearms! Grey shoves back, but Kiera returns to SHOTGUN! Grey flounders, Kiera fires up, and says kiss this! HIP ATTACK in the corner! She sits Grey back down to run and BOOT WASH! Kiera drags Grey to a cover, Diamante breaks it! Diamante gets Grey outta there, and Taya tags in. Taya runs up to mule kick, KNEE LIFT and wrench Kiera, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Leyla also gets in, she pushes Taya around. Leyla drags Taya up but Diamante runs in. Leyla gets around to SAIDO! Taya gets Kiera up but Kiera SUPERKICKS!

Kiera brings Taya over, tags Adora, and they feed Taya to the BUBBA BOMB! Body scissor and GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Hot tag to Grey, she runs up, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO! Grey is frustrated but she gets Adora up. Underhooks, but Adora breaks that to fireman’s carry! Adora storms over, tags Hirsch, but Grey slips free! Leyla dodges Leila and feeds her to Adora’s BOOT! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Grey survives but Hirsch tags Kiera. Kiera runs, but Taya trips her up! Diamante distracts so the ref misses that! But then Leyla DIVES onto Taya! Diamante CANNONBALLS Leyla!

LARIAT TUBMAN from Adora to Diamante! Kiera dodges Grey to ROUNDHOUSE! And then “That’s all, PERIODT!” FACE THE MUSIC!! Bridging cover, Team Kiera wins!

Winners: Kiera Hogan, Leyla Hirsch & Trish Adora, by pinfall

It was fast ‘n’ furious in the end there, but the Hottest Flame burns it down! Will she be first up to strike a match with Billie Starkz?

 

Backstage interview with Maria Kanellis, Griff Garrison & Cole Karter.

Lexi is with the First Lady of Wrestling and her baby boys, the Diamond in the Rough wearing the stolen mask from Serpentico. Lexi congratulates them on their win over Spanish Announce Project at Supercard, but it seems there might be some unfinished business. Are they ever going to give Seprentico his masks back? Karter takes the mask off to say hell no! Griff says Serpentico’s masks mean a lot to him and his lucha libre culture. But uh, they don’t care! It got them the attention that they deserve, and those wins have been a stepping stone in this company.

If Serpentico wants his masks back, he doesn’t need to trick them into a match. They’re happy to beat the crap outta him anytime, anywhere! Maria loves the confidence, and says Griff will need it in his Proving Grounds match against THE ROH World Champion, Mark Briscoe. Griff is all fired up, will the Ivy League MVP pass the test with flying colors? Or will he fail to #ManUp?

 

The Beast Mortos VS Nick Comoroto!

Black Taurus has evolved into something even more menacing than before, and he is looking to stampede all the way to the top of ROH! But Mr. Freak Beast has changed a lot about himself, too, in hopes of finding success. Whose transformation will prove to be for the better as these behemoths collide?

The Code of Honor is upheld reluctantly, the bell rings, and the fans rally up. The two tie up, go around, and Comoroto shoves Mortos down! Mortos gets up in a huff, gets in Comoroto’s face, but Comoroto pie faces him. So Mortos SLAPS Comoroto! Comoroto runs up, Mortos dodges, and they RAM shoulders! Mortos ducks ‘n’ dodges and jumps to RANA! Comoroto goes to a corner but Mortos runs in to UPPERCUT, CLOTHESLINE, and GAMANGIRI! Mortos wrenches and hits an ARMBAR CODE BREAKER! Comoroto staggers, but he blocks the whip! Comoroto shoves Mortos, runs up, but Mortos dodges to then roll off Comoroto’s back!

Mortos tries to hip toss but Comoroto blocks! Comoroto LARIATS Mortos down then rains down fists! Fans are torn as Comoroto huffs ‘n’ puffs and stomps Mortos around. Comoroto digs his boot into Mortos’ face, lets off to soak up heat, then he drags Mortos up. Comoroto scoops to SLAM, then he runs to JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Mortos pounds the mat in frustration. Comoroto slashes his throat, but Mortos throws body shots. Comoroto CLUBS Mortos, Alabama Lifts, but Mortos sunset flips! Comoroto stays up, hauls Mortos up, but Mortos JAWBREKAERS, KNEES and ROCKS Comoroto!

Mortos goes to suplex but Comoroto’s a big guy, too! Comoroto suplexes Mortos, but Mortos knees free! Mortos goes to a corner, Comoroto runs in but Mortos dropkicks the legs out! Comoroto hits buckles, then Mortos runs in, CORNER 619! Comoroto staggers away and Mortos climbs, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Comoroto still has power to spare and he storms up on Mortos. Mortos UPPERCUTS first! Mortos goes to whip but Comoroto blocks again! Comoroto whips Mortos to a corner, runs up, but Mortos slips out to the apron! Comoroto hits buckles, Mortos goes up, and the fans rally! MORTOS TWISTER! Cover, Mortos wins!

Winner: The Beast Mortos, by pinfall

Comoroto is big and bad but this is a beast of a different breed! Will nothing stop the modern day minotaur from making ROH his domain? Will Jacoby Watts’ teachings ever pay off for Comoroto?

 

Backstage interview with Nick Comoroto.

Lexi is with Mr. Freakbeast as he returns backstage, and she asks him what his strategy will be moving forward after this tough loss. Jacoby Watts walks in to say, “Turn the page. Start a new chapter. Nothing changes if nothing changes, Nick. It’s a harsh reality. But I am your answer. Your beacon of hope in the darkness. Follow me and I will lead you into the light! For I am Jacoby Watts, the one and only, praise be to he, and he is me.” Watts waxes poetic while making himself the focus, but will Comoroto accept his guidance?

 

ROH World Championship Proving Ground Match: Mark Briscoe VS Griff Garrison w/ Cole Karter & Maria Kanellis!

The Sussex County Chicken won this title after a war with Eddie Kingston at Supercard, and those two are still going to be friends taking on The House of Black this Sunday! But will Mark be able to focus on tonight with Dynasty on the horizon? Or is this where Maria’s baby boys start building their kingdom?

Mark shows off the belt and its new camouflage patterned leather! The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans cheer on Mark as he circles with Griff. They tie up, Griff headlocks, but Mark powers up and out. Griff sunset flips, but Mark rolls through to drop on the headlock! Griff moves around, fights up, and powers up, but Mark holds tight! Mark hits the takeover, Griff headscissors, but Mark kips free. Roles reverse as Griff headlocks for the takeover, and Mark headscissors. Griff kips free, but Mark shows Redneck Kung-Fu stance and Griff scrambles away! The fans cheer but Maria coaches Griff back up.

Griff cools off, he and Mark reset, and the two circle again. They knuckle lock but Griff kicks low. Griff UPPERCUTS, UPPERCUTS again, then whips corner to corner. Mark goes up and out, SWATS the haymaker to REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Then Mark gets in to BOOT Griff down! Griff is on ropes, Mark runs in to BOOT WASH him right outta the ring! The fans fire up as Mark builds speed, and he DIVES onto Griff! Not the cleanest landing but Mark borrows a hat to put it on! The fans fire up with Mark, he gives the hat back, then drags Griff up to DECK him! Mark drags Griff up again, to scoop and SLAM!

Griff sputters, Mark goes to the apron, and the fans fire up as Mark takes aim. But then Karter and Maria stand in the way! The fans boo, Mark sighs and steps inside, and Maria coaches Griff up. Griff flounders up, the fans rally behind Mark but then Karter and Maria each get on the apron! The ref is busy arguing with Maria but Karter distracts Mark. Griff sneaks in to CLOBBER Mark! Griff fires forearms while the fans boo, but then Griff stomps a mudhole into Mark. The ref counts as Griff digs his boots in, but Griff lets off at 4. But then that lets Karter CHOKE Mark behind the ref’s back!

The fans boo as Karter gets away with one, and Griff drags Mark up. Griff UPPERCUTS, but Mark CHOPS! Griff sputters, Mark CHOPS again! Griff knees low, whips Mark to a corner, but runs into an ELBOW! Mark runs up, into a BOOT! Cover, TWO! Griff clamps onto Mark with a chinlock and he grinds Mark down. The fans rally as Mark endures and fights up. Mark throws body shots, then fires up to CHOP! CHOP! And CHOP! Mark runs, but into the ROLLING ELBOW! Griff then torture racks for the TOWER HACKER BOMB! High stack, TWO! Mark survives and Griff is frustrated but Maria coaches him up.

The fans continue to rally behind Mark as Griff aims again. Griff goes up but Mark REDNECK UPPERCUTS! Griff gets caught up in ropes, Mark lets him loose so he can fall to the floor. Karter hurries over, but Mark goes up to PLANCHA both baby boys! The fans are thunderous, and Mark cracks open a can of WOOOOO Energy! Mark chugs it, bangs the can against his head, then gets Griff in the ring. The fans fire up as Mark runs corner to corner, but Griff BOOTS him! Mark comes back to LARIAT! The fans fire up, Mark reels Griff in, but Griff wrenches out, only for Mark to LARIAT! Mark hauls Griff up again for underhooks!

Mark lifts, for the JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!

Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (denies Griff Garrison a title opportunity)

Maria is upset but there’s nothing she can do, her baby boy wasn’t man enough to stop the NEW ROH World Champion! Will Mark continue to carry on his brother’s legacy and become one of the best champions in ROH history?


My Thoughts:

A very good episode of ROH for being 92 minutes. I still skipped some very clear filler, but Marti Belle got a good showing in her loss to Frost and The Dark Order got a good match out of Zak & Frank. Cruz, Damian & Savion got an okay showing but c’mon, they were against Archer & The Righteous, those guys have been running through everyone. It hasn’t really led them to anything yet, but maybe after we get undisputed AEW & ROH World Trios Champions after Dynasty, Archer & Righteous challenge the winners. And real good wins for Bryan Keith and Lee Johnson, each guy looking good towards midcard titles at some point.

Really good match from Infantry VS Savages, with the Savages being a bit more Heelish this time. Good win for Infantry, but I didn’t think The Premier Athletes would be going after them first. And I didn’t expect Faces like Keith, Lee and Briscoe to run out to get at them. Maybe the Premier Athletes can also position themselves to go after the trios titles after Dynasty. If The Acclaimed win, they’ll need Heel opponents. Archer & Righteous can play either side, but fans really like Archer so I kinda want him and Righteous to be Faces when facing Bang Bang Gang.

Good match and good win for Abadon over Allysin. Good win for Kiera, Leyla & Adora, though things got a little sloppy in the middle, Leyla’s timing wasn’t quite there. Athena & Billie are both Heels, so while Queen Aminata is in the mix, the champion she doesn’t choose still needs a good Face challenger so you can take your pick of the winners from tonight. Really good match from Mortos and Comoroto, and Mortos winning also helped serve Comoroto’s story with Watts. Watts keeps insisting he’s the answer, but this has to lead to Comoroto breaking free and beating Watts up for his arrogance.

Good promo from Maria, Griff & Karter, and they just kinda copy-pasted Mark Briscoe’s promo from Collision that same Saturday. Really good match for Griff against Mark but of course Mark wins. Mark getting involved with Premier Athletes, maybe Woods or Nese get a shot at Mark only to lose and be Mark’s solid first defense. Not sure who could be a more prolonged feud with Mark, but there are plenty of possibilities, and I’m just happy to see him showing up on ROH TV as the ROH World Champion should.

My Score: 8.5/10


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