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Mitchell’s NJPW Declaration of Power Results & Report! (10/10/22)

Breathe with the Switchblade!

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Will Tama Tonga’s revenge be Just Too Sweet?

The Good Bad Guy, Tama Tonga, ruined Jay White’s G1 run and now goes for the Switchblade’s IWGP World Heavyweight Championship!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: David Finlay, Robbie Eagles & Ren Narita VS Suzuki-Gun; Finlay, Eagles & Narita win.
  • Dangerous Tekkers VS Bad Dude Tito & Shane Haste; Tekkers win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Hikuleo VS The House of Torture; Tanahashi, Taguchi & Hikuleo win.
  • BISHAMON VS Great-O-Khan & Jeff Cobb; Khan & Cobb wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; LIJ wins.
  • Master Wato VS Taiji Ishimori; Wato wins.
  • KOPW 2022 Who’s Your Daddy Match: Shingo Takagi VS El Phantasmo; Takagi wins and retains the trophy.
  • Kazuchika Okada VS JONAH; Okada wins.
  • IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Jay White w/ Gedo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado; White wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

NJPW has a special presentation!

The King of Sports welcomes Takami Obari to make this announcement. “Everyone, thank you for coming out tonight. We have a big, big piece of information. We are going to celebrate perhaps the biggest business partner NJPW has in our broadcaster, TV Asahi.” It is a new championship belt for NJPW! It is to commemorate the 50 YEARS of NJPW, and to look forward to the next 50. So NJPW and TV Asahi would like to celebrate that relationship as they present the NJPW World Television Championship! It will represent the growing future of NJPW, NJPW World and TV Asahi!

Every title match will have a FIFTEEN minute time limit, and encourage high speed, fast paced competition. So NJPW would like to make this a consideration for the younger wrestlers, the future of NJPW, and will be especially focused on the venues that don’t get big matches. A tournament will be held in the near future to crown our inaugural NJPW TV Champion. And with his own comments is the head of TV Asahi Sports, Hiroyuki Mihira. Mihira knows that as Obari-san explained, this is about the 50 years together. That has led to this moment and this title. This new belt will be a new challenge, a new chapter and a new start for NJPW.

From TV Asahi to NJPW World, this title and its matches will all be seen for free through NJPW social media! Fans applaud to hear that! And without further ado, the belt is revealed!

The tournament starts next time NJPW is live, October 14th, to kick off Battle Autumn! More information to come, but it will culminate with THE NJPW World Television Championship being crowned as part of WrestleKingdom 17! Who will win this historic and exciting new title?

 

KOPW 2022 Who’s Your Daddy Match: Shingo Takagi VS El Phantasmo!

KOPW has given rise to some very unique and original stipulations, but this one might be the most humiliating! Will the Headbanga be Daddy ELP? Or will he have to call Shingo Takagi, “Papa Dragon?”

The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we see who is the Father of KOPW!

Takagi takes off his jacket, and surprise! He’s wearing a “Shingo is my Daddy” shirt! Well it’s only fair since ELP has his own “ELP is my Daddy” shirt! ELP shoves Takagi so Takagi throws forearms! The bell rings to get this on the record and fans rally as they go back and forth! ELP knees low, headlocks, but Takagi powers up and out. They RAM shoulders, and then shout at each other, “You’re the baby!” ELP runs, RAMS Takagi, but Takagi rebounds to RAM and then ELBOW! Takagi runs but ELP follows to RANA! Fans fire up and ELP struts around, only for Takagi to run him over! Takagi mocks ELP’s rock ‘n’ roll, then takes off his shirt.

Fans rally, and Takagi wraps the shirt around his hand. Takagi ROCKS ELP with a right, but the ref can’t really reprimand about closed fists with the shirt wrapped around it. Takagi DECKS ELP, then drags him back up. Takagi whips corner to corner, runs in but into a BOOT! ELP BOOTS again, but runs into a back drop! Fans rally and Takagi hurries to SPANK the baby! ELP scrambles away but Takagi steps on his head. The ref reprimands and counts, Takagi lets off. Fans rally up, Takagi stands ELP up to KNEE him low against the ropes. Takagi whips and knees ELP again, then runs, only for ELP to send him out!

Fans rally as ELP builds speed, but he fakes Takagi out, to then DIVE! Direct hit into the railing! ELP CLUBS Takagi, drags him up and CHOPS him, then takes off his shirt. ELP CHOKES Takagi with the shirt! The ref reprimands and counts, ELP lets off to smack Takagi off the apron. ELP CHOPS Takagi, then goes up the corner! ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Direct hit and down go the daddies! ELP drags Takagi up as fans rally, and he ROCKS Takagi! ELP ROCKS Takagi again. ELP has a mic, he has Takagi in a headlock, and ELP tells him to say it! Takagi refuses so ELP BOPS him with the mic!

ELP puts Takagi in, climbs up the ropes, and SWANTONS! Then LIONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Takagi is still in this and ELP is frustrated. Fans rally up, “TA-KA-GI!” “E L P!” ELP puts Takagi in a corner, JABS him, CHOPS him, repeat! ELP is copying Takagi but Takagi turns things around! Takagi JABS and CHOPS to show ELP how it’s done! But ELP turns it back around to CHOP! Takagi turns it back around, but ELP blocks to PURPLE NURPLE! The ref counts, ELP CHOPS and goes up, up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Fans rally and ELP brings Takagi up. ELP ROCKS Takagi to a corner but Takagi eggs him on.

ELP throws forearm after forearm but Takagi just stares him down. ELP CLUBS Takagi, throws more hands, but fans rally up. Takagi blocks the whip by holding the ropes, but ELP CHOPS him again. ELP whips corner to corner, Takagi reverses and runs in, but ELP goes up and over. ELP ducks ‘n’ dodges to CROSSBODY, but into Takagi’s arms! Takagi pops ELP up, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Fans fire up while both men are down. Takagi crawls to a corner and takes aim. ELP rises, Takagi runs in and runs him over! And then scoops to SLAM! Takagi drags ELP back up, reels him in, suplexes, but ELP slips out!

ELP CLAWS Takagi’s back! But Takagi LARIATS and SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Takagi skips saying “There’s more to come!” because he knows ELP is lurking. Takagi ducks ELP’s haymaker to reel him in, but ELP throws headlock punches. Takagi still back suplexes high and fast! NOW Takagi says, “There’s more to come!” Fans fire up and Takagi encourages them to get louder. They get louder and clap along as Takagi rains down elbows! Takagi runs, ELP ducks the sliding lariat, but he runs into the ELBOW! ELP MULE KICKS! Takagi JABS! ELP hits a RIGHT HAND, but then Takagi fakes the Yukon Lariat to DDT!!

Fans fire up but ELP rises? Takagi likes that, and he fires off boxing elbows! ELP ROUNDHOUSES, runs, but into a LARIAT! He stays up to BOOT! Takagi comes back to PUMPING BOMBER! ELP springs up to SUPERKICK!! Both men are down and fans rally up again! ELP sits up first and he mocks the “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along as ELP throws off the elbow pads. ELP fires boxing elbows! Takagi wobbles, ELP runs, PHANTASMO BOMBER! But Takagi stays up! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Takagi runs, but ELP ducks to PHANTASMO BOMBER!! Takagi goes down and fans are thunderous!

ELP straitjackets, torture racks, and spins for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally up while ELP is beside himself. ELP goes to a corner, he climbs up to the top, but Takagi ROCKS him first! Takagi climbs up after ELP, clubs him then drags ELP up. Fans fire up for the fireman’s carry, but ELP fights free! ELP CLUBS and CHOPS Takagi, then jumps up to SUPER STEINER! ELP hurries right back up for the THUNDERKISS 86!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives and fans are thunderous again! ELP has a wild look in his eye as he slashes his throat. ELP reels Takagi in, tucks the arms, but Takagi resists.

ELP CLUBS Takagi but Takagi back drops, only for ELP to sunset flip! TWO, ELP tucks the arms for C R II!!! Cover, TWO?!! Takagi survives again and ELP can’t believe it! Fans rally, ELP drags Takagi up and tucks the arms again. Takagi fights the lift, wrenches out, but ELP SLAPS him! And SLAP, and SLAPS and kicks, but into MADE IN JAPAN!!! Cover, TWO!?!? ELP survives and Takagi can’t believe it! Takagi and ELP crawl up to each other, Takagi SLAPS ELP but ELP SLAPS back. They both stand, Takagi ROCKS ELP with a forearm. Takagi eggs ELP on but ELP comes back with a forearm. The fans rally as the forearms go back and forth!

ELP gets the edge, he BOOTS Takagi, but Takagi eggs him on. ELP BOOTS and BOOTS but Takagi leans into them! Takagi then blocks to LARIAT in the corner! Takagi fires up to fire off boxing elbows and HEADBUTTS! The fans are thunderous, Takagi runs, but ELP boots him! YUKON LARIAT! JAB! HEADBUTT! ELP dodges but Takagi SUPERKICKS?! Takagi brings ELP in and tucks the arms?! TAKAGI R PILEDRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!? Takagi powers up, “OI! OI! OI!” and fans clap along! Takagi wraps on a COBRA TWIST! ELP endures but Takagi puts on a lot of pressure! ELP bites his thumb to ignore the pain!

So Takagi steps over to make it an IRON OCTOPUS! ELP endures more, but Takagi makes it a GROUND COBRA! Takagi twists ELP and ELP TAPS! Takagi is the daddy!!

Winner: Shingo Takagi, by submission (still Provisional KOPW 2022)

The trophy stays with the Dragon! And of course, we know what this means! Takagi gets a mic to say that since ELP lost his own stipulation, he has to say it! “Baby Phantasmo,” you have to keep your word. ELP doesn’t want to but Takagi tells him to say it! Takagi is daddy! Takagi even kneels to look ELP in the eye. There’s no running from this so ELP takes the mic. Look at the main camera, Baby ELP! ELP turns around and Takagi has the crowd hush so we can hear it. ELP is reluctant but Takagi tells him to speak up. ELP claims his throat hurts. They get him water, and now he’s fine, right? Say it! “Shingo is my… daddy…” Again! “Shingo… is… my daddy…”

Takagi makes ELP wear the shirt! The ref fetches it for Takagi and ELP throws a fit, just like a baby. But just like a daddy, Takagi helps ELP put it on. At least it goes with his colors. Now, Baby ELP, here’s your pacifier. ELP has no choice but to take it, and then sit with Daddy Takagi for the photo ops. Will ELP ever live this down? ELP asks, “Papa… Hug?” Fans cheer as Takagi is rather surprised by this. Takagi says okay. They hug! And then ELP DICK PUNCHES TAKAGI!!! ELP STOMPS the trophy into pieces! The baby is throwing a tantrum! Or is he in his rebellious teenage phase already? Will Daddy Takagi do a bit more than ground ELP for that?

 

Kazuchika Okada VS JONAH w/ TMDK!

The Rainmaker is the back-to-back G1 Climax Champion, poised to face the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion at WrestleKingdom 17! But will it be smooth sailing into the Autumn? Or will Okada be knocked off course by the Top Dog’s Torpedo?

The bell rings and fans rally up as these two stare down. Okada and Jonah tie up, and Jonah shoves Okada down! Okada gets up and keeps his cool. They approach, Okada kicks low and headlocks! But Jonah powers out and they RAM shoulders. Okada bounces off but stays up. Okada runs again and they RAM shoulders, but Okada bounces off again! Fans rally as Jonah eggs Okada on. Okada runs, RAMS Jonah, Jonah rebounds, only for Okada to drop toehold Jonah down! Okada drops a BIG elbow! Fans fire up and both men stand. Okada tries to scoop? Jonah’s too big! Jonah CLUBS Okada, whips him, but Okada holds ropes.

Jonah runs in, Okada dodge and Jonah tumbles out! Okada then PLANCHAS and takes Jonah down! Fans fire up for “O-KA-DA!” as he stands back up. Okada drags Jonah up, ROCKS him and CLUBS him, then whips. Jonah reverses and Okada hits railing HARD! Okada goes down in a heap and the ref checks on him, but Okada is somehow still in this. Jonah goes to the apron, and to the apron!? Jonah runs to FLYING SHOULDER Okada down! Fans fire up and Jonah says, “This is MY ring now. I’m the Top Dog.” Jonah brings Okada up, brings him to No Man’s Land in front of the fans, and he git wrenches Okada to a crucifix! Jonah runs at the corner to POST Okada with the Razor’s Edge!!

Fans are in shock and the ref checks Okada again. Okada is somehow still in this and fans rally up. Jonah leaves Okada behind to flex and fans do applaud his display of strength. The ring count starts, Okada is still down at 5 of 20, stirs at 7, but doesn’t rise until 13! Okada tries to get in but flounders at 15! Okada hobbles around and gets in at 17! Jonah STANDS on Okada at the ropes! The ref counts, Jonah steps off but won’t back away. Jonah drags Okada around, and drops a knee into the ribs! Jonah punches Okada in the stomach and digs his fist in. The fans rally but Jonah sits Okada up to CLUB him on the back.

Jonah drags Okada up but Okada pushes him. Okada throws body shots but Jonah isn’t bothered. Jonah HEADBUTTS Okada and Okada staggers all around the ring. Jonah puts Okada in a corner to CHOP! Jonah grins as Okada flops over. Jonah drags Okada up again, whips him corner to corner hard, and Okada bounces off buckles! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up while Jonah taunts Okada. Okada stands, he throws forearms, but Jonah eggs him on. Okada throws more but Jonah DECKS him with one! Jonah scoops Okada, for a BACKBREAKER! And he holds on to fireman’s carry and GUTBUSTER!

Okada writhes while fans rally up. Jonah drags Okada up, and CHOPS him off his feet! Jonah flexes again and fans applaud. Jonah then drops on Okada to wrap on a rear bearhug! Okada endures as fans rally, but Jonah leans his weight on the hold. Jonah thrashes Okada around but Okada throws elbows in return. Okada keeps fighting but Jonah CLUBS him! Jonah whips Okada into a corner, runs in, but Okada BOOTS back! Okada runs to ELBOW Jonah! Jonah stays up so Okada kicks low and DDTs! Fans fire up while both men are down! Okada and Jonah rise, and Okada fires off forearms!

Okada whips, Jonah reverses but Okada dropkicks the leg! Okada keeps moving, he dropkicks Jonah down! Fans fire up, and Okada starts dropping elbows on Jonah’s leg! Fans fire up as Okada scowls and drags Jonah up. Jonah shoves Okada away but Okada comes back with an uppercut! Okada stomps Jonah’s bad leg and Jonah exits the ring. Okada pursues, and he puts Jonah’s leg on the railing to PULL! The ref counts, Jonah CLUBS Okada, but Okada lets off. Okada KICKS the railing to jam the leg! The ref reprimands but Okada shakes the railing to mess with Jonah’s leg more. Okada then dropkicks the railing to really get at the leg!

Fans rally while Jonah gets his leg free. Jonah hobbles away into the ring but Okada pursues. Fans rally as Okada stands Jonah up. Okada still wants to scoop!? Jonah is still big but Okada kicks the bad leg. Okada runs, but into a SPEAR! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Okada and Jonah go to opposite corners, and Jonah runs in to SPLASH! Jonah whips Okada back in, to SPLASH again! Okada sits down and Jonah hobbles, but Jonah comes back to HIP ATTACK! Okada flops over and Jonah has to drop to a knee. Fans rally up, Jonah grits his teeth and he drags Okada back up. Jonah suplexes, and he still holds Okada up for the SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Jonah grows frustrated but fans rally up for “O-KA-DA!” Jonah gets to a corner and climbs up, even with the bad leg. Okada stands, Jonah leaps, into Okada’s DROPKICK! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Okada and Jonah stir, and Okada sits up first. Okada storms over to Jonah, and tries to scoop again! He still can’t, and Jonah scoops! Okada slips off and he CHOP BLOCKS Jonah! Okada gets an arm for the MONEY CLIP! Jonah endures but his bad leg makes it hard to fight up! Okada leans on the hold, fans rally, but Jonah fights his way over to a ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go and fans fire up again.

Okada drags Jonah around and puts him in a drop zone! Okada climbs up the corner, but Jonah stands! Okada jumps over Jonah and ends up in another corner. Jonah runs in but Okada dodges! Jonah hits buckles, and Okada SCOOP SLAMS HIM!! Fans are thunderous and Okada catches his breath. Okada goes up the corner, for the MACHO ELBOW! And then the Rainmaker Pose! Fans fire up and Okada brings Jonah around. Ripcord, but Jonah ducks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Jonah throws off his own elbow pad! Jonah stands Okada up, runs, and TOP DOG LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!!!

Okada survives and Jonah can’t believe it! Fans rally as hard as they can, and Jonah stands up. Jonah drags Okada up, reels him in, but Okada fights the lift! Okada wrenches out, and LARIATS! Jonah stays up and growls, so Okada LARIATS again! Jonah swings, but into the ROLLING LARIAT! Fans fire up again as Okada brings Jonah up to ripcord! RAIN- NO! URENAGE!! Jonah turns the tides again and drags Okada up, BLACK FOREST BOMB!! Okada is in a drop zone, Jonah goes to the corner, but the bad leg slows his climb! Fans are thunderous for the TORPEDO FLOP!!! Okada moves just in time to avoid disaster!

Fans rally up even harder, and Okada snarls as he brings Jonah up. Okada wrenches the arm for the MONEY CLIP! Jonah RAMS Okada into a corner, then comes back with a BODY PRESS! Okada is down and Jonah fires up! Fans rally as Jonah stands Okada up. Okada ducks the lariat to GERMAN SUPLEX!? Okada holds on, ripcords, but Jonah ducks to SUPERKICK!! Okada comes back to SHOTGUN! Jonah stays up but Okada ROCKS him! And BOOTS him! And UPPERCUTS him! Jonah still DECKS Okada! Jonah runs, into the DROPKICK! Jonah stays up, but Okada scoops to LANDSLIDE!! Ripcord, RAINMAKER!!! Cover, Okada wins!!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall

The back-to-back G1 Climax Champion proves just why he IS the back-to-back G1 Climax Champion!! It was a battle worthy of the G1, but now Okada continues on, unencumbered, towards WrestleKingdom! Will he give us a similar battle against whoever is IWGP World Heavyweight Champion?

 

IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Jay White w/ Gedo VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado!

Speaking of that WK17 world title match, the Switchblade would love nothing more than to welcome the Rainmaker to his era. But could there be a major shift in the NJPW landscape? Will this finally be the Good Bad Guy Era? Or will Tama have no choice but to Breathe with the Switchblade?

The introductions are made, White takes his time with his jacket and the Too Sweet with Gedo. White takes a long look at the belt before handing it over to Red Shoes, is that the last time he’ll have it?

The bell rings and fans rally up. Then White goes to the apron. Fans clap for “GOOD BAD GUY!” and White gets annoyed. White steps inside, ties up with Tama, and they’re in a deadlock. Tama powers White to a corner and White shouts for the ropebreak. Tama lets off and fans applaud. White mockingly claps and he resets with Tama. They circle, tie up, and Tama powers White back again. White turns things around with a pull of the hair, but Red Shoes reprimands. White lets off slowly, then he SLAPS Tama! White eggs Tama and Tama storms up. Tama powers White to a corner but White turns it around again.

Red Shoes counts, White lets off and he smirks. Tama SLAPS White! Tama ROCKS White, puts him in the corner and he fires off body shots! The fans rally up but Red Shoes reprimands. Tama lets off, White bails out, but Tama goes out after White. Tama puts White in, but White headlocks. Tama powers out, things speed up and Tama hurdles to then arm-drag! And arm-drag again! Fans fire up as Tama back drops White! Tama looms over White as he goes to ropes. Fans rally, Tama keeps White from bailing out and he CLUBS White on the back. Tama throws hands, wrenches an arm, and he CLUBS the arm.

Tama whips White, White holds ropes, and Tama runs in. White boots but Tama blocks it! Tama swings, but into a clinch! EXPLODER up and out of the ring!! Red Shoes checks but somehow Tama is okay to continue. White grins as he gets fans to clap for “SWITCH! BLADE!” White does want them to cheer it but they’re not allowed. White tells Jado to back off. Then he whips Tama hard into railing! White flexes and fans do applaud. White talks himself up, “I’m so good.” White drags Tama up to whip him hard into MORE railing! White tells Jado that he is so good! White drags Tama back up, and then CHOKES him with camera cables!

Red Shoes reprimands, White lets off and claims Tama tapped out. Red Shoes says that doesn’t count in any way, shape or form. White questions why, but then he CLUBS Tama and puts him on the apron. White CLUBS Tama and then bends him against the edge, while clawing at the eyes! White tells Jado to get back and he undoes the apron skirt. White SMOTHERS Tama and mocks the fans, “Don’t forget to wear your masks!” Red Shoes reprimands, White stops and the Young Lions reset the apron. But White gets in the ring to ROPE GUILLOTINE Tama! Cover, but Red Shoes refuses because of the shenanigans! White is upset, he would’ve won by now!

White stomps Tama, covers, TWO! White clamps onto Tama with a chinlock but fans rally for the “GOOD BAD GUY!” White thrashes Tama around, but Tama fights up and throws body shots. White CLUBS Tama, reels him in, but Tama throws more body shots! White kicks the legs out, then throws Tama by his hair! Red Shoes reprimands but White rests in the corner. White says the claps are for “TOO! SWEET! TOO! SWEET!” White winds up to Too Sweet CHOP! Fans applaud as White wants Tama to stand again. Too Sweet CHOP! Tama goes to a corner and White stands him up again. White whips corner to corner, Tama comes back, but into a fireman’s carry!

Tama slips off, ducks the chop and he DROPKICKS White down! Fans rally up as Tama and White stir. White and Tama go to opposite corners, and Tama runs in to CLOBBER White! And LARIAT! And scoop SLAM! Fans fire up with Tama and he aims from a corner again. Tama runs corner to corner to STINGER SPLASH! White staggers into a scoop, but he fights free to spin and knee low. White whips Tama, Tama comes back with a LARIAT! OFF COMES THE VEST! Tama is fired up now and fans fire up with him! Tama scoops again, POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for the “GOOD BAD GUY!” as he stands over White.

Tama drags White up, EuroUppers him down, and then stalks White as he crawls. Tama brings White up, EuroUppers again, and White flounders against the buckles! Tama still stalks White, drags him up again, and dragon sleepers. White fights, and he CLAWS Tama’s eyes! White suplexes, Tama slips off and shoves, but White dodges in the corner! DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down! Tama crawls to a corner while White tries to get fans clapping for him. White runs in at Tama to UPPERCUT! And then White brings Tama around, BLADE BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Tama is still in this and White grows frustrated.

White drags Tama around by his arm and stands him up. White clinches but Tama fights off the lift. White throws KNEE after KNEE, then brings Tama up. White fireman’s carries but Tama dragon sleepers! TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Jado coaches Tama up and the fans rally. White drags himself to ropes, Tama crawls after White. Tama grabs White’s foot to keep him from getting away. White kicks at Tama but Red Shoes reprimands about the ropebreak. Tama slips out fast to drag White out, TONGAN TWIST to the floor! Fans rally up again and Tama staggers back up.

Tama drags White up, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO! Gedo protests, Red Shoes shouldn’t have counted that to begin with! But Tama stands while White flounders around again. Tama brings White up, fireman’s carries, but White fights with elbow after elbow after elbow! But Tama still hits the S R C!! Tama goes to the corner and right up top, for a SUPREME FLOW onto knees!! Gedo applauds but fans rally for Tama. White thinks Red Shoes should call this, but Tama says he’s still able to continue. So White drags Tama up, throws body shot after body shot, then hangs Tama out to dry! Tama flops down and falls to the floor!

White goes out to fetch Tama and drags him up. White suplexes to GOURDBUSTER Tama on the apron! Tama flops back down to the floor and White sits on the apron. White tells Tanahashi on commentary that White is a genius! The ring count begins as White slides inside. We’re already at 10 of 20 but Tama is still down. Tama rises at 15, crawls at 17, and he springs up and in at 19.99! White is frustrated, and he doesn’t understand why Tama got back in. White RAMS his shoulder into Tama again and again and again and again! Red Shoes counts, Tama starts falling down but White keeps throwing his shoulder in!

White finally lets off as Tama sits all the way down. White asks if Tama gives up but he does not, so White drags Tama up, clinches, SWINGING URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Fans rally as Tama is still in this! White drags Tama around into a BOSTON CRAB! White shouts, “NEW JAPAN STYLE!” White wants to use a basic hold, a Young Lion favorite, to humiliate Tama! But Tama endures, crawls forward, but White drags him away! White then shifts to have a LION’S TAMER! Tama endures as White pretends to be the Lionheart, and Tama still fights his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Fans are thunderous as White lets go in frustration.

White drags Tama away into a SLEEPER, and then he drags Tama up! Gedo likes where this is going, but Tama is dead weight! White lets go and tells Red Shoes to check him. Fans rally up as Tama stirs. White shoves him around, tells Tama to just quit, but Tama refuses. White gets in Tama’s face, RAMS his shoulder in again and again, then digs his shoulder in! But Tama holds on with a gut wrench! Tama powers White back, only for White to RAM him in again. But Tama comes back, VENENO!! Fans fire up after that satellite DDT! Tama stands up, hurries to the corner and climbs up top! SUPREME FLOW!! It’s clean but Tama clutches his ribs! Cover, TWO!!!

White survives because of the damage he did earlier! But fans rally up behind the “GOOD BAD GUY!” as he stands again. Tama and Jado pound the mat, and the fans clap along! Tama watches White rise, GUN- NO, no cutter! White gets to ropes and Tama storms over. White RAMS into Tama, then rolls him up! Feet on the ropes!! Red Shoes sees that and KICKS the legs away! White is pissed and gets in Red Shoes’ face but fans applaud! White turns around, GUN- NO, White throws Tama into Red Shoes! LOW BLOW!! Tama drops to his knees and Gedo gets a chair! But Jado stops him! But then White goes out to CLUB Jado down!

Gedo hands White the chair and White thanks him. White paces around Tama like a shark circling blood. White tells Tama, “Too Sweet~!” CHAIR- LOW BLOW!! Tama evens the score and fans applaud! Fans rally up as Tama looms over White. Tama grabs the chair, and now Gedo wants Red Shoes to do his job! White tells Tama to think about Hontai, and the good guy path Tama is on now. Tama holds up the chair, White dares him to do it! But Red Shoes is back, and Tama hands him the chair! But he turns around into BLADE- NO, Tama slips through to roll White up! But Red Shoes is busy with the chair! Cover, ONE!!

Tama swings, into a COMPLETE SHOT! Both men are down again and fans rally back up! White drags Tama around and into a waistlock. White drags Tama up, but Tama throws elbows to get free. Tama storms up but White CHOPS him! Tama CHOPS back and White drops to his knees! White goes to ropes as fans applaud. White comes back to CHOP, but Tama CHOPS back! Fans applaud as White backs away a moment. White huffs and puffs and comes back to CHOP again! Tama snarls and White eggs him on with a grin. Tama CHOPS! White forearms! Tama forearms! Repeat! Fans rally as Gedo cheers on White.

Tama EuroUppers! And EuroUppers! And EuroUppers! Tama fires off fast hands, but White counters the superman forearm with a COMPLETE SHOT! White drags Tama into the deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans rally for Tama but White drags him up into the SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX! White drags Tama around, slashes his throat, and BLADE- NO, Tama slips out! GUN- NO, White SLAMS Tama down! And then drags him up, BLADE- NO, BLOODY SUNDAY!! Cover, TWO!! Tama shouts out The Prince but White survives it! Fans rally as hard as ever, and Tama stands back up. Tama drags White up as Gedo freaks out!

Tama reels White in, underhooks the arms, but White wrenches out to BLADE- NO! Tama slips out to GUN- NO! White holds it off again! White shoves, Tama comes back, GUN- NO, crucifix takedown! White rains down hammering elbows!! #SharpSensation! Tama is still in this as White runs out of steam. But White grins as he drags Tama back up and fisherman’s the leg, LEG LOCK SUPLEX!! Bridging cover, TWO!?!? Tama survives and fans are thunderous! White drags Tama up again, crossing the arms. White reels Tama in, BLOODY CROSS!! White slashes his throat, vowing to end this!

But White doesn’t drag Tama up? He doesn’t think that’ll work. Fans rally but White hushes them all so he can pound the mat! White is already signaling he wants to steal the cutter! Fans do clap along, but perhaps to rally for Tama rather than White. GUN STUN from TAMA!! Cover, TWO!?!?! White survives but fans are thunderous again as Tama rises. Tama drags White up, hooks the arms, but White back drops free! But Tama’s up! White CHOPS, Tama ENZIGURIS! White staggers, but he fights off Gun Stun! BLADE- NO, Tama slips out again, to a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! A shoutout to both Tanahashi and Omega!!

Tama drags White up, underhooks those arms, D S- NO, White slips out, Tama GUN- NO, White shoves him! Tama SPRINGBOARDS INTO BLADE RUNNER!!!! Cover, White wins!!!

Winner: Jay White, by pinfall (still IWGP World Heavyweight Champion)

The Good Bad Guy put on the fight of a lifetime, but it was still not enough to dethrone Jay White! Is this the limit of Tama Tonga in the singles division?

As for White, he gets the title, a drink of water, and the mic. He gives the fans a chance to chant, but they can’t so they just applaud. White says, “If you’re not going to talk back, then I’m not going to talk to you. Tama Tonga! A couple months ago, I said you need to thank me. You need to thank me for all the success that you’ve had since I cut you from Bullet Club. And you did thank me. But Tama, also, I need to thank you. So Tama, I hope you’re watching this. I hope you got some sense to you. Thank you, Tama, for all of those years in Bullet Club.” Fans applaud that.

White thanks Tama for those years that taught him how to lead by example. Where White learned who he had to become, and what he had to do, to get here and to have this title! “This, Tama Tonga, you deserve this. Tama Tonga, you deserve this moment. You’re good enough for it. It’s just that life is unfair. And Tama, life is unfair for you in the way that you went after this in the Switchblade Era. You tried to make your mark with this at the same time as a once in a lifetime performer! It’s no knock on you, Tama. Life isn’t fair. But hey! Any other day, any other time, and this could’ve easily gone the other way and Tama Tonga would be your IWGP World Heavyweight Champion.

“And I have no shame in admitting that, because Tama Tonga, oh boy. He embodies everything that NJPW stands for! And he would be a great champion to lead this company. But it wasn’t any other day, it wasn’t any other time. It was this day, it was MY time! So whether it be luck, chance, fate, destiny, destino, Tama, life isn’t fair. BUT, at the end of it all, through the ups, downs, all the sh*t that we have to go through, one thing is true, one thing remains the same at the end of all, and that is that I am Switchblade, Jay White! Number one asset in all of professional wrestling! The Last Rock ‘n Rolla, singlehandedly sold out Madison Square Garden, AND the United Center.

“I’m King Switch, baby! I’m the first-ever, only and true Grand Slam Champion! I’m the leader of Bullet Club! The Catalyst of Professional Wrestling! The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! And now, as always, the world BREATHES with-” Wait, here comes The G1 Climax Champion, OKADA! Fans rally for “O-KA-DA!” but White says this isn’t his moment. This isn’t his time! This isn’t Okada’s time to speak! But Okada snatches the mic to speak! Okada gives a quick tribute to the late, great Antonio Inoki, and he even quotes Inoki’s saying, “If you’ve got the heart, you can do anything.” But sadly, no one expected that great man’s passing on October 1st.

Inoki is no longer with us, and that means an era has come to an end. The question is, who leads this next era? These two will decide that at WrestleKingdom. White says he doesn’t understand Japanese. Also, social distancing. Okada says White should be the one to stand back then. Okada then tells White, “good luck” in holding onto that IWGP World Heavyweight Championship for the rest of this year, because the G1 Climax Champion is gonna be tearing it up going into WK17! White tells Okada to bring it then! White says this is his world, and the two look ready to throw here, but Okada takes his exit.

White shouts at the fans to shut up! “As I was saying, the world BREATHES with the Switchblade, because this is still my era, Okada! Forever and always, it will be the Switchblade Era!” White throws down the mic, holds up the belt, and the confetti and streamers fly. White gets to celebrate now, but will he be ringing in the New Year still our champion?


My Thoughts:

A great event for NJPW, and yes I did skip quite a bit. I feel bad for some of that, as this had NJPW’s tribute to Antonio Inoki, but also had a lot of great story developments. One big one is that in the LIJ VS United Empire 8 Man Tag. Helping LIJ win was CMLL’s Titan! And while he said he was joining LIJ, it would seem LIJ has accepted him, making Titan the first non-Japanese member of the faction. Titan might also be Bushi’s tag partner in the Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship story, as Hiromu got involved in the Junior Heavyweight Championship story. Wato wins, so he’s a contender. Hiromu and El Desperado also want in, it sounds like a Fatal 4 Way is in the works.

I did capture the historic unveiling of that brand new championship for NJPW. Now, it’s the NJPW World Television Championship not because it’s a world title. It is the midcard title representing NJPW World the streaming service, as well as TV Asahi. It’s basically bringing the classic concept of a TV title to NJPW. And yes, there is criticism to be had that NJPW is adding a new midcard title when they needlessly fused the Intercontinental Championship with the Heavyweight title to make a world title when they could’ve just added “World” to the name. But at the same time, NJPW has plenty of people, they can get a lot out of this title.

Anyway, a great KOPW match. I thought by the name, “Who’s Your Daddy?” was going to be an I Quit match where there’s no disqualifications and you’d have to say “You’re my daddy!” to end the match. But still, a lot of fun, especially the antics after. That is no less than the third time the KOPW trophy has been damaged, so maybe Takagi brings out something bigger and shinier for his KOPW trophy moving forward. Great match from Okada and Jonah, on par with their G1 Climax match, but of course Okada wins. The Right to Challenge wasn’t on the line, but even if it was, I don’t think Okada was gonna lose anyway.

And as we know from that big closing segment, Okada VS White is set in stone for WrestleKingdom 17. White VS Tama was awesome, and Tama got so, so close there. White gave Tama his praise, and White perhaps does have a point that many great names would’ve been champion, but there’s always someone greater in the way. White is that guy, for better or worse, love him or hate him, and this newest match of White VS Okada will surely be the best one yet. It could go either way, but I feel like this is another resurgence of Okada’s, and Okada wins the belt to light some kind of spark into the 51st year of NJPW.

My Score: 8.8/10


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Andrew’s IMPACT Results & Match Ratings: 2.2.2023

Impact has a new number one contender, a few new signings and setting up for No Surrender. Lets see what happens tonight!

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We’re coming off of Rich Swann becoming the number one contender, Joe Hendry creating another banger of a parody song and Bully Ray…being more like Bitchy Ray.

Also lets not overlook the fact that Dirty Dango officially signed with IMPACT as well. Which may not be huge, but with the current addition of Santino Marella, Dango being involved in storylines for the foreseeable; there could be some good comedy in store.

There we go, a bunch of stuff got set in motion; but we could always see some interesting wrinkles or just straight forward boredom. Only one way to find out! BUT FIRST! Raven is getting The Flock back together…maybe?

Ratings:

  • Bullet Club (Ace & Bey) vs Kevin Knight & Kushida: Ace & Bey win via 1-2-Sweet – ***
  • Gisele Shaw w/Jai Vidal vs Savannah Evans: Gisele wins via Denouement – ** 1/4
  • Crazzy Steve w/ Black Taurus vs Sheldon Jean: Steve wins via King Kill 33 – N/A
  • Johnny Swinger w/Zicky Dice vs Kenny King: Kenny wins via Royal Flush – N/A
  • The Design (Kon, Deaner, Angels & Callihan) vs Josh Alexander, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura & Rich Swann: Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – ** 1/2

 

Results:

Bullet Club (Ace & Bey) vs Kevin Knight & Kushida

As much as I like Ace & Bey, a part of me would like MCMG versus Kushida and his new partner.

Early on its just counters, posing to the crowd and getting themselves over until Bey manages to sweep the leg, slingshot over the top rope for a stomp and take over a little. Knight manages to avoid a corner move, one legged Springboard Body Press, Jumping Frog Splash, and then a quick tag to Kushida. Some tandem moves from Kushida and Knight as Knight continues to mix it up with Bey.

Ace distracts Knight before the Springboard and Bey meets him in midair with a Dropkick and gets Ace in for some tandem offense and then Ace starts setting the pace. Double Arm Wringer into a tandem Back Rake. Then they wrestle Knight to the ground and keep him down for another Back Rake. Ace continues to set the pace and keep Knight mostly on the receiving end, until Knight rolls out of a lift, Ricky to Robert roll, Kushida gets the hot tag and starts clearing the ring. Bey tries Art of Finesse, Kushida catches him in a Flying Armbar but Bey turns it into a Cradle to get Kushida to break.

Electric Chair from Kushida, but before Knight can hit his Dropkick, Ace slides in and catches Knight on his back. Chicken Fight before Kushida and Knight finally hit their Tandem move but Ace makes the save. Ace wipes out Kushida, Knight forces Ace out, tries to go for a Plancha, but Bey was crotched on the top rope. As Knight tries to Plancha, Bey hits a Cutter out of nowhere on the apron. Ace sees the opening, 1-2-Sweet for the win!

Steph De Lander video package…that’s a pretty decent grab for IMPACT.

Gisele Shaw w/Jai Vidal vs Savannah Evans

Gisele faces off with Savannah and slaps her in the face a few times and refuses to back down. Savannah of course fires back, but when Gisele gets violent is when she’s at her best. After a big toss, Gisele powders, confers with Jai and the commercial kicks in. When we get back, Gisele has the advantage. But Savannah takes the short arm pull in, Side Slam for effect and distance.

Now they start trading strikes, that Savannah wins that war. A few short Lariats, Samoan Drop, and Gisele is reeling. Retreats to the corner, tries to stop Savannah with the Back Elbow, but eats a Spinebuster when she tries to continue. Fisherman’s Suplex Hold from Savannah for 2, Full Nelson Slam attempt, but Jai hits the apron and tries to seduce the referee as a distraction. Gisele hits the Denouement (Knee Strike) for the win.

The crowd is actively booing Gisele, but she powers through for her promo. It wasn’t great, but I’ll give her some credit for pushing through. 

Crazzy Steve w/ Black Taurus vs Sheldon Jean

Sheldon Jean continues the arrogance, though he’s a nobody enhancement talent. It would be nice if some of these enhancement talent wrestlers didn’t all have that same arrogant persona. We all know Steve is going to win, this is just a storytelling tool to probably add to the Trey Miguel stuff.

Steve is entertaining, but this match is more predictable than most things. He hits King Kill 33, but apparently it’s called Belladonna’s Kiss now. Trey jumps Taurus, tries to spray paint Steve, but Steve bites him and spray paints himself causing Trey to powder out of confusion/fear.

Bully comes out to complain as has been his thing the last few weeks. But thankfully Mickie returns the favor from last week and interrupts Bully. Verbal jabs, Bully Ray insults Mickie, Mickie slaps him, Bully slams her and calls in the Good Hands to get the tables. Tommy Dreamer makes a save with a kendo stick. Good Hands vs Mickie & Tommy next week. 

Oh good, this is exactly what I wanted from a few weeks ago! Kelly and Taylor will be a great team.

Johnny Swinger w/Zicky Dice vs Kenny King

Some goofy posturing and general Swinger antics. Eddy Gordo kick into Royal Flush, and Kenny gets the obvious win.

Bully has a segment in the back with Masha, and it seems like he’s a little smitten while he was trying to just manipulate her emotions to pick up the pieces after or during the tag match next week. 

Cardona and Myers try to make their own diss track song…and it was awful. It was supposed to be bad, and yes, it achieved that. It was like Miz and Morrison, without comedic talent.

The Design (Kon, Deaner, Angels & Callihan) vs Josh Alexander, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura & Rich Swann

Deaner barks at Callihan to start against Swann, then commands him to tag out, and a multi-man match is always a little bit of everyone gets moments. So its just odd that the heel team will be dictated by Deaner to a degree. Uemura comes in second and he reminds me so much of a young Tanahashi its crazy. Deaner calls for the tag and squares off against Josh now.

An attempted jumping in the corner, but Josh gets space and it turns into all 8 men in at once. Josh goes right after Kon and tries to assert his dominance on the “power” of The Design. After the commercial, Uemura gets rocked but Kaz saves him with a blind tag and hits some of his classic moves on Angels and Callihan. Swann comes in but Deaner and Kon manage to ground Swann and put the momentum back in the hands on The Design.

Some stupid spots take away a little from the match while Swann is getting worked over. Swann slaps his leg when he eats a Dropkick from Angels, then tries to Leapfrog Deaner and jump to his corner, Deaner grabs him away but it just looks silly and like it was never going to work to begin with. Its the optime of doing too much and hurting the match. Josh eventually gets a hot tag, tags a square off with Kon, throws him around and King Kong Knee drops Kon. Ankle Lock gives the near fall but Kon kicks off, Uemura tags himself in, Callihan gets the tag, is about to finish off Uemura; but Deaner stops the Thumbs Up – so Josh breaks up the offense and we get all 8 men pulls off high impact moves.

Cactus Driver attempt, Uemura hits the Enzuigiri to stun Callihan. Goes to the top, Deaner trips Uemura, Cactus Driver ’97 wins the match.

 

Overall Score: 5/10

This was a weird episode. The only match worth watching was the opening tag match, the rest were predictable, boring or just had dumb spots in them. Backstage segments however, those were pretty great. The problem though, is they built off of either inside jokes, old WCW knowledge or not shutting off cringe immediately.

So while I loved the Raven & Reese segment, Kelly & Taylor, and found some amusement in the Cardona stuff…its really subjective and not exactly friendly to an uninitiated viewer. We got an episode that catered to already existing fans, which isn’t how to grow a brand.

Even though I enjoyed things for the most part, this was a lame episode from the perspective of retaining new eyes.


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (2/1/23)

Dynamite is No Holds Barred!

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Will Darby Allin still be the Relentless TNT Champion?

Samoa Joe wants the AEW TNT Championship back, but he knows Darby Allin is relentless. Tonight on Dynamite, they go NO HOLDS BARRED for the gold! Will Joe once again be the King of Television?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley VS Hangman Page; Moxley wins.
  • The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd; The Acclaimed wins.
  • Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Konosuke Takeshita; Takeshita wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Timothy Thatcher; Bryan wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey VS Red Velvet; Cargill wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship No Holds Barred: Darby Allin w/ Sting VS Samoa Joe; wins and

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Jon Moxley w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Hangman Page!

The Maniac and the Cowboy go for their tiebreaker as Dynamite is in Dayton, Ohio! Will Ohio’s own knock this one out of the park like he did before? Or will there be some serious #CowboySh*t going down in Dayton?

Not only does Moxley have the Decoder by his side, he has his dad, Dan! Hangman makes his entrance next, and Moxley goes right after him! Moxley throws hands then whips Hangman into railing! The ref reprimands but Moxley sends Hangman into steel steps! Moxley throws hands, whips Hangman again and Hangman hits more railing hard! Fans fire up and the ref reprimands. Moxley just takes off his hoodie to CHOKE Hangman with it! Moxley TOSSES Hangman over the railing, and then he hops onto the railing! Dayton fires up, gives Moxley a hand, and Moxley FLYING AX HANDLES Hangman down!

Moxley brings Hangman up but Hangman throws hands! Hangman sits Moxley down, fires off more shots, then backs up. Hangman runs in to BOOT Moxley against railing! The ref reprimands, he wants this in the ring, but it isn’t a match yet so there’s no real repercussions. Hangman stalks Moxley along the way but Moxley kicks back. And CHOPS! Moxley trips Hangman then ties him up, FIGURE FOUR on the floor! Moxley and Hangman flip each other off but the ref still wants this in the ring. Hangman grabs someone’s beer and splashes Moxley with it! Moxley lets Hangman out of the hold, and then Hangman ROCKS Mox!

They go back to ringside, Moxley grabs a chair but Hangman CLUBS Moxley. But Moxley JAMS Hangman, tris him, and then drops an elbow on the leg! Moxley has a toehold, then he puts the chair around the leg! The ref reprimands but Moxley goes up the apron. The ref shouts at Moxley to not jump, but then Hangman gets free! Hangman CHUCKS the chair at Moxley’s head!! Moxley goes down and fans fire up! The ref reprimands again and wants this to get in the ring. Moxley is dazed, but Hangman drags him around, to suplex onto the chair! Hangman drags Moxley up and puts him in the ring, but he also brings the chair!

The ref stops Hangman, so Hangman leaves the chair behind. The bell finally rings, and Hangman runs in to forearm Moxley! Moxley hits back, they go back and forth! Moxley’s eyebrow is already busted open, but he keeps throwing shots. Hangman gets the edge, HEADBUTTS, then whips. Moxley reverses to dropkick the legs out! Moxley looms over Hangman, drags him into the INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Hangman endures, keeps his shoulders off the mat, but fans rally behind Moxley. Hangman drags himself back, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Moxley lets Hangman go at 3.

Moxley brings Hangman up but Hangman gets around to GERMAN SUPLEXES! Moxley snarls but the blood is getting into his eye. Hangman DECKS Moxley and has him at the ropes. Hangman brings Moxley up, fans boo but Hangman CHOPS! Moxley flounders and falls and fans start dueling. Hangman stalks Moxley, sits him up, and he starts raining down fists right on the bloody eyebrow! Mox fans boo but Hangman fans are fired up for the “COWBOY SH*T!” Hangman wipes Moxley’s blood off on his chest, but then turns around into a CHOP! Moxley eggs Hangman on and Hangman CHOPS back!

Moxley CHOPS, Hangman CHOPS, fans “WOO~!” for the CHOP fight! Moxley shifts to boxing elbows, then runs, but Hangman catches the crossbody! FALL AWAY SLAM! Fans are torn while Moxley goes to the apron. Hangman runs, triangle jumps, but Moxley LARIATS first! Moxley drags Hangman up and to the apron, then turns Hangman, for a SLEEPER! The ref reprimands and wants this in the ring, but Hangman claws the bloody eyebrow! Moxley turns Hangman around, reels him in, but Hangman resists the lift! Hangman tries to lift, Moxley resists, and then Moxley lifts! Hangman fights that and lifts again, but Moxley still fights!

Both men are fighting for control, and Hangman fireman’s carries! To SNAKE EYES Moxley off the post! Moxley falls to the floor and Dynamite goes picture in picture!

The ref checks Moxley but he’s somehow okay to continue. Hangman goes over to fetch Moxley, and whips him into railing! Hangman ROCKS Moxley with haymakers as the bloody eyebrow becomes a crimson mask. Hangman refreshes the count, goes back to Moxley and CHOPS him! Moxley gets in Hangman’s face so Hangman CHOPS again! Moxley CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Hangman DECKS him! Hangman snarls, looms over Moxley, and then drags him back up. Hangman puts Moxley in the ring, and rains down more fists on that bloody eyebrow! Moxley falls over, but Hangman gets the wrists!

Hangman sits Moxley up, for a DRAGON STOMP, but Moxley blocks! Moxley throws Hangman to a corner and fires off forearms and CHOPS on repeat! Moxley then hoists Hangman up top, climbs up after him, and CLAWS Hangman’s back, painfully slow! Then he CLAWS and BITES Hangman’s back, before blowing a kiss to the fans. But Hangman throws body shots in return! Dynamite returns to single picture as Hangman BITES Moxley’s forehead! Hangman then slips under Moxley to fireman’s carry him on the second rope! SUPER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and fans are fired up!

Fans duel as Hangman sits up. Hangman scowls while Moxley sits up. Moxley eggs Hangman on so Hangman kicks him! And BOOTS him! Hangman tells Moxley to stay down but he refuses. Moxley sits up, so Hangman BOOTS him! Moxley sits up to SLAP Hangman, and flips him off! Hangman is fuming, but he runs into a CUTTER! A standing count starts, fans count along as Moxley and Hangman stir. They sit up at 5 of 10, and Moxley throws a haymaker. Hangman throws it back, so Moxley gives another,. They go back and forth, Hangman wobbles but he CHOPS! Moxley CHOPS! Hangman forearms! Moxley forearms back!

Moxley eggs Hangman on, Hangman staggers over and CHOPS again! Moxley KICKS a leg, KICKS Hangman’s arm, then KICKS him again! Moxley ducks the haymaker to get the SLEEPER! Hangman shifts to SAIDO! But Moxley’s right up! SAIDO!! Hangman ends up in a corner and fans say “This is Awesome!” Moxley puts Hangman up top, climbs up after him, and hits a SUPER HALF HATCH SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley immediately rains down the HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he clamps on a SLEEPER! Hangman endures as Moxley shifts to a BULLY CHOKE! Hangman pushes around, so Moxley shifts to get the wrists! DRAGON STOMPS!!

Moxley then drags Hangman up into the underhooks! But Hangman fights Death Rider! So Moxley rolls Hangman to an ARMBAR! Hangman endures, moves around, and reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Moxley lets go at 4. Hangman crawls to a corner, fans rally up, and Moxley says this is it! Moxley runs in but Hangman TOSSES him up and out! Moxley staggers up, Hangman goes up top! ARIHARA MOONSAULT but Moxley moves! And LARIATS!! Both men are down at the ramp and fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, Moxley is up first while fans lose their minds.

Moxley goes to the timekeeper’s area and he clears off the table! Moxley drags Hangman over, reels him in, but Hangman resists the lift! Hangman Alabama Lifts but Moxley fights that. DOUBLE LARIATS hit! And again! Moxley runs in, POP-UP POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!! Fans lose their minds again while Hangman leaves Moxley behind in the ring. The ring count climbs to 5 of 10 before Moxley sits up. The count is 7! Then “OCHO!” Moxley stands at 9, and springs in at 9.9!! But into a LARIAT!! And then Alabama Lift, DEADEYE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Moxley survives and no one can believe it!

Hangman kicks at Moxley, almost taunting him. Hangman goes to a corner while Moxley’s fans boo. Hangman runs in, but Moxley dodges the stomp to KING KONG LARIAT!! Fans are thunderous as both men stand again. Moxley eggs Hangman on, and Hangman stands. Moxley throws a forearm, so Hangman hits back! Moxley forearms again, but so does Hangman! Fans duel, the forearms fly faster, and then Hangman gets the edge! SUPERKICK! Hangman reels Moxley in, fisherman’s a leg, but Moxley fights the suplex! Hangman powers it through, FISHERMAN CRADLE DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!?!?

Hangman’s wild eyes say he can’t believe Moxley survived! Hangman goes to the apron, he aims at Moxley, slingshot for the BUCK- NO! DEATH- NO, Hangman blocks to scoop! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! But Hangman doesn’t cover, he goes to the apron! Hangman loads up, for the BUCKSHOT!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? HOW?!?! Moxley has survived all of Hangman’s best, but Hangman has the BULLY CHOKE!! Hangman pulls back on Moxley’s favorite hold! Moxley shifts, fights back up, and he snapmares into a cradle! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

Moxley just taught Hangman not to play games! Hangman is furious that he got caught like that, but the Blackpool Combat Club steps into the ring. Yuta and Claudio keep Hangman back but Moxley stands up. Moxley and Hangman get in each other’s face but the BCC keep them apart. Hangman flips Moxley off, and fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Moxley and Hangman keep jawing, they get close but Claudio keeps them separate. Moxley mocks Hangman by lying down, giving Hangman a chance. Hangman mocks Moxley back by doing a quick burpie push-up. Claudio tells Hangman to go and cool off.

Moxley flips Hangman off as he leaves, and fans celebrate their home state hero. Will there be a fourth round out of these two to truly settle things?

 

AEW takes a look at tonight’s TNT Championship No Holds Barred main event!

Darby Allin tells Samoa Joe, “I knew when I took this from you in Seattle that you’d want it back. And I know you’d stop at nothing to have it back. Well, I’m gonna make things fair. You beat me in Texas, and you granted me my rematch in Seattle. So I’m granting you your rematch in Ohio. But I want it under one condition: No Holds Barred.” Samoa Joe told the “Little Dead Boy” that Joe is “coming to take back what’s mine. The King will not be usurped by a man like you.” Darby says if he walks out the winner, Joe doesn’t get another rematch. If Joe walks out the winner, Darby won’t get a rematch. This will be the final chapter of their feud! So who writes their happily ever after?

 

Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter, The Bunny, The Butcher & The Blade.

Renee Paquette is with the AEW Women’s World Champion, as well as the mercenary trio. Renee thanks them for agreeing to no physicality, and understands that Allie the Bunny requested this time. Bunny tells Hayter, they’re all very impressed by Hayter’s win over Emi Sakura on Rampage last Friday. Now, Bunny feels like Sakura outshined Hayter, but great win nonetheless. And Bunny knows Hayter isn’t the type to back down from a challenge, right? Right. So here’s a challenge: next week on Dynamite, Hayter VS Bunny in a Title Eliminator Match! What does Hayter say? Hayter says absolutely! She bloody loves a challenge, and next week, she’s free.

Renee says there’s something happening as we speak! They get it on the television screen nearby, and it’s Britt Baker being mugged by Saraya and Toni Storm!! Bunny is shocked and Hayter is furious! Hayter hurries off, Saraya talks right into the camera, “AEW is OUR house!” Storm drags Britt up to RAM her into a garage door! Bunny more or less expresses exasperation, but will Hayter be able to save the Doctor?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd!

The AEW World Tag Team Champions have been reigning for 133 days, but they know the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten, are gunning for them. But first, they tune up against “The Outrunners.” As always, Platinum Max has a diss track ready! “Acclaimed on the mic, you know we the nicest. Fighting two guys in their midlife crisis! I bet you have sex with each other. How we gonna fight the bootleg Beverly Brothers? C’mon, it’s not the 80s! Acclaimed gonna make you call it quits like you Tom Brady! ‘Ey, y’all should be ashamed. In Ohio, everybody loves The Acclaimed.”

Fans cheer, and Bowens gets the mic to say, “NNNUTTER CENTERRR~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And he does~! But while Caster & Bowens just embarrassed Truth & Turbo, are they walking into a trap game before taking on the Ass Boys?

The teams sort out, the Outrunners decide they’ll scissor finger! They mock the Mega Powers at the same time, but then Bowens SUPERKICKS Truth out of the ring! The bell rings, Caster CHOPS Turbo and scoops him to SLAM him! Tag to Bowens and Bowens goes up top! Caster holds open the legs, SCISSOR ME TURBO! Daddy Ass gets in the ring so that he and the boys can TRIPLE SCISSOR~! Bowens waits on Turbo, mule kicks and hits the ARRIVAL! Tag to Caster and he goes up top, MIC DROP! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

But wait! Raining on the parade are Austin & Colten! Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” But they tune that out. They go to the ring, and Colten has a mic. “Hey, good match, guys. But we’re here to talk about something serious. Last week, what we said would make us happy are your belts. And we want a shot at those belts, and we want an answer right now.” Fans boo but Caster has the mic to say, “Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Listen.” Bowens says, “You two Rod ‘n’ Todd lookin’ asses want an answer. You do realize you are interrupting the most popular tag team in all of wrestling, right?” Caster adds, “That’s right!”

“The winningest tag team in AEW history!” “That’s right!” “The FOREVER champs, the Acclaimed!” “That’s right!” “And not to mention, EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” But they are the People’s Choice, and the People’s Voice, they will ask the people. Colten says these fans can’t even read! But Bowens still asks Dayton’s opinion: Do the Ass Boys deserve a shot at the tag titles? “NOOO~!” Well, the people have spoken, so NO. Austin & Colten get in Caster’s & Bowens’ faces, but Billy tells them all to stop! Isn’t it enough already? Billy is so sick of this, he is just done! Billy says this is too much, so go ahead, beat the sh*t out of each other!

Daddy Ass steps aside, fans fire up, but Austin says, “There you go. Do exactly what you did our entire childhoods and turn your back on us.” Billy stops walking up the ramp, but then chuckles as he keeps going. Austin says Billy should do what he used to do, and drown his sorrows at the bottom of a PILL BOTTLE! That gets Billy to turn around! Billy storms up on his sons and The Acclaimed, as well as the fans, tell the Ass Boys that they F’d up. Billy is up in Austin’s face and says, “So you two think you just put your big boy pants on? Then you just step up, and you just made the biggest mistake…”

The mic is wonky so Billy throws it down. Bowens gives Billy the good one. Billy wants Austin to look at him after what he just said. Austin looks up at his father’s eyes. Billy says if they’ve got their big boy pants on, if they think they got what it takes, if they think they have what Billy had, then we’ll see next week. They’ve got their title shots! The Acclaimed is surprised but the Ass Boys smile that they’re getting their way. Will Austin & Colten get what they want? Or just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jack Perry.

Alex Marvez is with Jungle Boy and notes that he and Hook are 2-0 as a team, having beaten The Firm’s Ethan Page & Matt Hardy. The question is: What’s next for #JungleHook? JB says that he had an amazing time teaming with Hook, and Hook has had JB’s back when no one else did. But JB’s done the tag team thing before. In fact, JB has been all the way to the top of that mountain, and fallen all the way down. But this year isn’t about that. What JB will say is that he’ll be a champion again, but all by himself. Then just what title will Jack Perry aim for in this Tarzan Life?

 

Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Konosuke Takeshita!

Speaking of having people’s backs, just as The Machine and MJF were about to destroy Bryan Danielson, The Future of Wrestling rushed out to run them off! But now, Cage and Konosuke go toe to toe, will Cage make Konosuke pay for interfering?

The bell rings and Konosuke BOOTS Cage! Cage BOOTS Konosuke, then DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Cage swings but Konosuke swats it to ROLLING ELBOW! Cage wobbles, Konosuke runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and then TAKESHITA LINES! Cage bails out and fans fire up! Konosuke runs to BOOT Cage off the apron! Konosuke then PLANCHAS and takes Cage down at the ramp! Fans fire up, Konosuke winks at the camera, and then goes back to the apron. But Cage grabs a foot! Konosuke kicks and stomps Cage but Cage yanks Konosuke into a POST BOMB! Konosuke tumbles down and fans boo but Nana cheers.

Cage drags Konosuke up, puts him in, and runs to basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Konosuke but Cage drags him back up. Cage reels Konosuke in, puts one out, but Konosuke wrenches out! Konosuke throws a forearm, but Cage gives it back! They go forearm for forearm, and Konosuke throws boxing elbows into the ROLLING ELBOW! Cage fights the back suplex, KNEES low, and brags, “Who betta than Cage?” But he runs into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Cage survives and Konosuke is surprised! Nana coaches Cage up but Konosuke aims from a corner. Konosuke runs in to JUMP KNEE, but Cage dodges!

Konosuke tumbles to the apron, Cage ROUNDHOUSES him! Cage climbs the ropes, and he stands Konosuke up. DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Fans boo but Cage flexes while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage drops a knee on Konosuke, sits him up to KNEE him in the back again and again, then he stomps Konosuke back down. Cage paces, drags Konosuke up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Konosuke, RAMS him again, and then CHOPS him! Cage soaks up the heat, but Konosuke CHOPS back! Konosuke fires forearms, then another CHOP! And another CHOP! But Cage BOOTS Konosuke down! Cage grabs the legs, stomps Konosuke in the stomach, then paces around. Cage stands Konosuke up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then RAMS shoulders. Cage wrenches, pump handles, and lifts, but Konosuke slips out!

Konosuke runs in but Cage ducks the boot to roll Konosuke up! Konosuke slips out, but runs into a drop toehold! Konosuke’s on ropes, Cage dials it up, TIGER FEINT KICK! Konosuke staggers to a corner, Cage runs in and UPPERCUTS, GAMANGIRIS, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO!! Cage and Nana are annoyed, but Cage looms over Konosuke. Cage hears the fans rally for Konosuke, but Cage drags him up. Cage reels Konosuke in, puts out another one, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Cage lifts, only for Konosuke to RANA Cage into buckles! BLINDSIDE JUMP KNEE! Cage staggers, Konosuke goes up, FLYING KNEE!

Both men are down and fans fire up! Konosuke and Cage stir as the ring count starts. Konosuke sits up and feeds off the energy. Konosuke drags Cage up into a waistlock, but Cage elbows free! Cage whips, Konosuke LARIATS on the return! Konosuke drags Cage up, waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans rally while Konosuke fires up. Konosuke aims from the corner as Cage stands, and Konosuke runs in, JUMP- NO! Cage blocks the knee to BUCKLE BOMB! And then fireman’s carry, to an F- NO! Konosuke lands out, lifts and LIGER BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives but fans fire up behind Konosuke!

Konosuke aims again while Nana shouts to Cage. Cage stands, Konosuke runs in but the knee is blocked! Cage spins, Konosuke ducks! Konosuke spins, ROLLING ELBOW!! Konosuke reels Cage in, but Cage wrenches out to HEADBUTT! And then SAIDO!! But Konosuke is right up?! Into a DISCUS LARIAT from Cage!! Cover, TWO!?! Konosuke survives and Nana is furious! Cage says he’s gonna end this, and he suplexes, only for Konosuke to slip out! Konosuke suplexes, SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER!! Cage roars as he rises up, but Konosuke ROCKS him with another elbow! And then another suplex, for another BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO!?!?

Cage survives, he must truly be a machine! But Dayton rallies behind Konosuke. Konosuke runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cage fireman’s carries, for the F10!! Nana says no prisoners! Cage drags Konosuke up again, puts him in the corner and hoists him to the top. Cage then goes to the outside and climbs up after Konosuke. But Konosuke throws forearms in return! Konosuke suplexes for a SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!! Fans are thunderous and Konosuke aims again! KNOCKOUT KNEE!!! Cover, Konosuke wins!!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Cage may be a machine, but the machine just broke down against the bullet train! Will Konosuke continue to prove why he IS The Future of Wrestling?

 

Backstage interview with the Jericho Appreciation Society.

Renee is with Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, Daniel Garcia, Sammy Guevara, and of course, Chris Jericho himself. Renee says that we heard Ricky Starks’ comments from last week, addressing how the JAS cheated to win. What is their reaction? Jericho says, “Cheated? We haven’t worked together in five years, and you’re accusing us of cheating? Let me say this, Renee. Ricky Starks, he didn’t lose to a baseball bat, no. Did you see a baseball bat in there?” Of course the JAS says no. Jericho says Starks lost to the JAS. And now Starks challenges them, “How can I get another match with Chris Jericho?”

Jericho says the JAS has an idea how Starks can do that. Right, Sammy? Sammy says yes. Garcia and Sammy put their heads together, and they came up with a great idea: The Guevara-Garcia… No, wait, the Garcia-Guevara Gauntlet! Danny thanks Sammy for the top billing on that name. Renee asks what kind of gauntlet they have in mind. Garcia says it’s a rather simple concept. “Ricky, first you’re gonna have to beat Cool Hand Ange. And if that happens, you’re gonna have to beat Daddy Magic.” Menard adds, “Beat Daddy Magic? I DON’T THINK SO!” Garcia says that if Starks somehow does that, then he beats either Garcia or Guevara, but they’ll reveal that the night of.

And then, if somehow, by the skin of his teeth, Starks makes it past all that, only then does Starks get his hands on Jericho. Jericho tells Starks, “You don’t call the shots around here, the Jericho Appreciation Society does. So if you can get through the Garcia-Guevara Gauntlet, I’ll be ready to rip your ass!” Will the Absolute survive three matches in one go to finally have another shot at The Ocho?

 

The Elite speak.

Matt Jackson asks Brandon Cutler if the camera is rolling as he, brother Nick, Kenny Omega, Michael Nakazawa and Don Callis are on the basketball court. Cutler says yes, they’re live, while Nakazawa and Callis are oiling Omega up. Matt says, “Ladies and gentlemen, check it out who it is! It’s the first-ever, two-time Trios Champions, The Elite.” Omega says that’s right, and he tells Top Flight, “I watched what you guys did. After a Best of 7 Series in a ladder match, you got one up on our boys. Well how ’bout next week, you bring your friend, AR Fox, next week and we’ll put these belts on the line, and you guys can shoot your shot.

“But hey, when you shoot that shot, you best not miss. Because The Elite never miss. Nick, if you will.” Nick takes the rock and shoots it, THREE POINTER! Oh, but wait! The Firm’s Stokely Hathaway, Ethan Page, Matt Hardy & Isiah Kassidy walk in. Callis has Cutler keep rolling, and Omega mockingly asks where Stokely is, he can’t see him. Oh haha, Stokely knows you see him, he’s right here. But listen, you three are doing NOTHING all week? No wrestling, nothing? Just a week off? Ethan thinks that’s funny. The Firm’s employees don’t have that luxury, they work every single week, and Ethan wants that streak to continue.

So Ethan says how about this: The Elite VS Ethan, Matt & “Zay,” Friday on Rampage. Omega tells Callis he isn’t so sure, but Callis says this is Matt Hardy. If they get footage of Hardy taking a One Winged Angel, they could sell that NFT for a lot of money. Hardy says, “What about an NFT with Matt Hardy Twist-Of-Fating Omega?” Ethan likes that better! Well, as far as a match, it’s done. The Elite VS The Whatever They Are. Kassidy says he hopes the Elite is ready, cuz they sure are. Kassidy unsettles Kenny with an arm around his shoulders and a moan, and Ethan says this is good business. Hey, Brandon, is it? Cut the camera!

Matt Jackson tells Ethan Page that he doesn’t tell Brandon what to do! THEY tell him! Turn off the camera, ya damn dumbass! And get off the court, they’re trying to play. But will this 3v3 pick-up game go The Elite’s way? Or is it a trap game before taking on Fox, Dante & Darius?

 

Bryan Danielson VS Timothy Thatcher!

In the American Dragon’s quest to be #1 contender, he has defeated Tony Nese, Konosuke Takeshita, Bandido and Brian Cage, an undefeated streak of 4-0 in 2023! But now, Maxwell Jacob Friedman has enlisted a fighter very much like Bryan in his savage technical ability. Will Bryan make it to the deadline still on top? Or is this where MJF wins before Revolution even begins?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel out the grapple, but Bryan’s shoulder is an obvious target. They grapple, Bryan puts Thatcher on ropes but Thatcher shifts to get the arm. Thatcher wrangles Bryan but Bryan scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Thatcher lets off, and then smirks as he watches Bryan get up. Bryan and Thatcher feel out another grapple, Thatcher puts him in the corner, and then European Uppercuts! And again! And again! Bryan sits down and Thatcher goes after the arm! Thatcher twists the elbow and wrist, isolates the arm, and stands on the hand! Thatcher KNEES the arm!

Bryan scrambles away but Thatcher is right on him with a double wristlock! Bryan powers Thatcher to ropes, and clasps his hands behind his back. The ref counts, the two let off, but then Bryan fires off body shots and kicks! Bryan grabs a leg to DRAGON SCREW! Bryan holds onto the leg, turns Thatcher over and ties those legs up, to get a Deathlock! Fans rally as Bryan sits on the hold, then SNAPS it! Bryan then shifts to a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Thatcher pries the fingers away! Bryan shouts in pain but Thatcher twists the arm! And STOMPS it down! Fans boo but Thatcher grins with that missing-tooth smile.

Thatcher KNEES Bryan in the back, stalks him to a corner, but Bryan puts Thatcher in the corner to CHOP and CHOP and KICK and KICK! Fans rally, Bryan runs corner to corner, and DROPKICKS! Bryan facelocks but Thatcher wrenches and WRINGS Bryan’s arm! Fans boo more but Thatcher drags Bryan up with a double wristlock! Thatcher uses his height to lift Bryan off the mat! Then Thatcher pushes Bryan down, but Bryan keeps his shoulders up. Bryan crawls around, ROPEBREAK! Thatcher lets go at 4 while fans rally up. Bryan clutches his arm but Thatcher goes after it again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Bryan endures but they’re also in the ropes so the ref counts. Thatcher lets off at 4, then digs his boot into Bryan at the corner. The ref counts, Thatcher lets off, only to stand on Bryan’s chest! The ref counts, Thatcher steps away, and he grins as he soaks up the heat. Thatcher mocks Bryan’s pain, then KNEES the bad shoulder! Thatcher KNEES Bryan again, goes out to drag Bryan tot he apron, and he SLAMS the arm on the edge! Bryan clutches his bicep and shoulder while the ref reprimands. Thatcher slides into the ring and stands Bryan up by his ears! Thatcher CLUBS Bryan on the chest! Thatcher fishhooks Bryan to stand him up, and CLUBS him again!

Bryan sits down, Thatcher stands him back up, and he hammerlocks the bad arm. Thatcher then back suplexes Bryan up and into the ring! Thatcher dusts off his hands while crawling to the cover, but Bryan wrangles him into the LEBELL LOCK!! Thatcher got cocky and got caught! But he scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets off quickly, but Thatcher is right on him! Thatcher UPPERCUTS the arm! Bryan goes to a corner, Thatcher KNEES him down, then drags Bryan back up. Thatcher EuroUppers Bryan, taunts the fans, then EuroUppers Bryan again. Bryan leans against ropes, Thatcher snarls at the fans, then gets in Bryan’s face.

Dynamite returns to single picture as Thatcher traps Bryan’s bad arm behind his back and throws hard body shots to that side. The ref counts but Thatcher grins as he throws more shots. Bryan fights back with HEADBUTTS! Fans fire up as Bryan backs Thatcher down, but Thatcher fires off body shot after body shot! Thatcher drags Bryan out to a hammerlock GROVIT, and then hits a GROVIT-PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Bryan is still in this but Thatcher snarls. Thatcher stalks Bryan at the ropes, bumps him off buckles, then reels Bryan in to hoist him up top. Thatcher UPPERCUTS, climbs up after Bryan, and he underhooks the arms!

Bryan resists and fans fire up! Bryan breaks free, throws body shot after body shot in return, and then HEADBUTTS Thatcher down! Thatcher growls and gets right back up! But Bryan throws more body shots! Fans rally “YES! YES! YES!” and Bryan HEADBUTTS again! Thatcher stays down this time, and Bryan stands up! Thatcher stands in time for the MISSILE DROPKICK! Both men are down as Bryan clutches his bad arm, but Dayton rallies up behind him! Bryan and Thatcher sit up, both snarl, and Thatcher EuroUppers! Bryan EuroUppers in return! They go uppercut for uppercut, but Thatcher gets the edge!

Bryan fires up to KICK! And KICK! Bryan KICKS away on Thatcher’s chest, “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan powers up but Thatcher blocks the Buzzsaw! Thatcher goes for the bad arm, wrangles Bryan down, but Bryan rolls through and gets around to waistlock. Thatcher bucks the O’Conner but runs into a backslide! TWO, FUJIWARA! No, Bryan rolls through to BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! But Bryan clamps on for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans rally again, but Thatcher blocks the arm! Bryan claws Thatcher’s face to get free, and get a SLEEPER! But Thatcher wants that bad arm! Bryan has to shift his grip, but Thatcher stands!

Thatcher pries the sleeper open because he can get the bad arm, but Bryan powers up! Bryan has the hold on tight, so Thatcher backs Bryan down! They end up ramming the ref into the corner! Bryan still holds on, but Thatcher hits a BIG back suplex! All three men are down and fans fire up! But here comes MJF! The AEW World Champion tells Dayton to shush, and he puts on the Dynamite Diamond Ring! MJF says, “It’s too damn easy. This is done! This is done!” MJF goes to the ring, but KONOSUKE flies in outta nowhere!! Konosuke won’t let MJF screw Bryan over! Konosuke attacks MJF, RAMS him into railing, and chases him to the back!

Bryan has Thatcher but Thatcher snatches the arm! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! The ref is up, he asks Bryan, but Bryan endures! Thatcher pushes way back on the arm, but Bryan pushes his way forward with his legs! ROPEBREAK!! Fans fire up as Bryan survives by a literal foot! Thatcher lets go in frustration and he scowls as he throws hands on the bad arm. Thatcher drags Bryan up, clinches, BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX! Bryan flounders but Thatcher runs in, clinches, but Bryan switches! GERMAN SUPLEX! Thatcher fumes as he gets back up! Bryan dodges him, runs back in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

Now 5-0 on the year, the quest continues! The American Dragon is not yet slain, but wait! MJF and Konosuke continue brawling backstage! MJF turns things around to send MJF into a road case! MJF gets a chair to CHUCK it at Konosuke’s head! And then he throws a trash bin! MJF says if Konosuke wants after him, this is what he gets! But Konosuke turns things back around to SMACK MJF off a table! MJF comes back, the hands fly, and security rushes in! Referees and management try to stop this, too! MJF says he’ll kill Konosuke but Konosuke says about the same in Japanese! Renee runs in to be on the scene, and she tells everyone to stop!

Renee informs everyone, “Per Tony Khan, next week on Dynamite in an Eliminator match, it will be Takeshita VS MJF!” MJF is pissed, he doesn’t agree to that, but he MUST! Will the Devil of AEW find that the Future of Wrestling is better than him?

 

Mogul Affiliates speak.

Swerve Strickland says, “It’s been a real relaxing last couple of weeks for Swerve and the Mogul Affiliates and all, since getting rid of some dead weight and all this. Until I was like, retriggered.” Dustin Rhodes returning to stand in front of Swerve’s camera, in front of Swerve’s lights, and with Swerve’s interviewer! “The Rhodes Family legacy really gets under my skin, with your father, Dusty Rhodes, giving Keith Lee the ‘Limitless’ moniker. So, since he’s not here, Dustin’s not here, either, let’s find some other nepotism, second generation punk boy to get rid of Friday night on Rampage. That means you, Brian Pillman. Ain’t that right, Parker?”

Parker Boudreaux says that’s right. “Ain’t that right, Trench?” The tattooed man says, “Yeah, that’s right.” Hoodies up, but will they put Bulletproof BPJ down?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

February 8th, the deadline for Bryan Danielson becoming #1 contender, will see The American Dragon taking on La Faccion Ingobernable’s El Toro Blanco, RUSH!! And speaking of…

Backstage interview with LFI.

Lexi Nair is with El Toro Blanco, but also Jose the Assistant and “Perro Peligroso,” Preston Vance. She notes the announcement of Rush VS Bryan, but then there’s a knock at the door. MJF walks in and says, “Hola, mi hermanos! Senor Vance, Senor Jose, Senor Rrrrrush.” Rush asks what the hell this “perro” wants. MJF double checks, “perro” is dog, right? Well, there’s a little thing called personal space, so he’s just gonna take a step back. “But here’s the deal: my, uh, Spanish is come se dice… Mid. But I know one language, my friend, that is mucho, mucho universal.” And that is MONEY! A huge briefcase full of it!

MJF snaps the case shut and smiles. This first one is free of charge. But he has FIVE MORE filled to the brim with dinero. All Rush has to do is beat Bryan Danielson “by any means necessary.” All Rush needs to do is rip Bryan’s arm off and beat him over the head with it. Can Rush pull that off for him? Jose, translate. Jose translates, but Rush seems to understand explicitly. Rush tells MJF in Spanish, and MJF asks “dipsh*t” Jose to translate. Jose sums it up by saying they have a deal. Oh, is that right? That sounded a bit longer than that. But Rush, you don’t have to like MJF. He just has to get the job done. Pleasure doing business with you, perro.

MJF leaves, but Rush has his mission. Will Rush be raking in the money with one match? Or will nothing stop Bryan Danielson from earning his title match?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey VS Red Velvet!

Finally, the biggest, fastest-rising star has reached her FIFTIETH match! But while the streak started with The Chef, will it end with her, too? Or will #ThatBitch not be stopped by even the person who knows her best?

The introductions are made, but Velvet attacks while Jade is strutting around! The bell rings, Velvet fires off forearms but Jade knees her low. Jade whips Velvet to a corner but Velvet boots her back! THESZ PRESS! Velvet rains down hands but Jade shoves her away. Velvet ducks but runs into an elbow! Jade drags Velvet up, but Velvet fires off forearms! Velvet whips, Jade blocks to reverse, but Velvet holds ropes. Jade runs in but Velvet sends her out! Leila hurries to Jade’s side but Velvet builds speed! Velvet WRECKS Jade with a dropkick! Velvet tells Leila to back off, then she storms up on Jade.

Jade elbows Velvet away, but Velvet comes back to ROCK Jade! Velvet CHOPS Jade right in front of her family! Velvet then puts Jade in the ring, storms up on her and Oklahoma Rolls! TWO! Jade staggers up, blocks a superkick, and she spins Velvet around. Velvet ducks the haymaker and runs the ropes, then wheelbarrows, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while Jade drags Velvet over to a cover, TWO! Velvet is toughing it out but Jade is getting frustrated. Jade scoops Velvet to SLAM her, then drops a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Leila is annoyed and Jade frowns while Velvet sputters. Jade drags Velvet up, CLUBS her down, and Leila applauds. Jade bumps Velvet off top buckles, then middle buckles, then bottom buckles! Jade stands on Velvet in the corner and soaks up the cheers and jeers, but lets off at 4. Jade and the ref argue, but Leila gets cheap shots in! Leila scurries away and Jade hauls Velvet up for a FALL AWAY SLAM! And then kips up! Jade holds up both hands to say 50, and then flexes. Velvet bails out, Leila talks trash, and Jade storms over. Jade walks up but Velvet sends her into railing! Jade is getting mad, but Velvet avoids one haymaker to PENALTY KICK from the apron!

Velvet CROSSBODIES, but Jade catches her! Jade POSTS Velvet, then carries her around the way. Jade trophy lifts Velvet, goes up the steel steps, and then TOSSES Velvet at the ropes! Velvet falls, Jade covers, TWO!!! Velvet survives and Jade is getting real mad. Leila rallies the Baddie cheering section, and Jade stalks Velvet to a corner. Jade drags Velvet up, and TOSSES her across the way! Jade says that’s 50 right there, and then she does push-ups as Dynamite returns to single picture. But Velvet CHOPS! Jade CLUBS Velvet, then TOSSES her across the way again! Jade swaggers, dribbles, but Velvet dodges the dunk!

Velvet DROPKICKS Jade, then hits a CODE BREAKER! Jade staggers around, Velvet KICKS and KICKS and mule kicks! Velvet runs, but Jade BOOTS her down! Cover, TWO!! Velvet is still in this and wait! Kiera Hogan RAMS Leila into steel steps! The other former Baddie is here, but other refs come out to have her leave. This all distracts Jade, and Velvet rolls her up! Jade rolls through, but the STIR IT UP hits!! Cover, but the refs aren’t paying attention!! Fans count, Velvet would’ve won twice over by now! Aubrey Edwards finally notices and counts, TWO!! Jade survives and fans can’t believe it!!

Velvet is furious, she drags Jade around and hooks an arm, short arm scissor, and then the INVERSION! Jade endures, fights, but Velvet kicks at her! Jade endures as Velvet pulls on the arm, and she deadlifts Velvet! But Velvet sunset flips! Jade stays up, drags Velvet up with both hands, and pops her around! Chicken wings for JADED!!! Cover, Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

FIFTY AND OH! Velvet came the closest of all, but will anyone ever stop Jade’s undefeated streak?

 

Backstage interview with Britt Baker.

Renee is with The Doctor, as well as Jamie Hayter, as they are with Doc Sampson. We only caught a glimpse of what happened to her earlier at the hands of Saraya & Storm, how is Britt feeling? Britt says this is fine. She’s fine, and if that’s how Storm & Saraya wanna play, that’s fine, too. Because Britt & Hayter can play that game, too. But wait, in walks Ruby Soho! Ruby just wants to talk. She heard what happened, is Britt good? Uh, Ruby, weren’t those your girls? Ruby has Britt hold on there. Ruby has nothing to do with Saraya & Storm, she doesn’t know what Britt’s talking about.

Britt says Ruby’s known Saraya & Storm a lot longer than she’s known the AEW originals, so sorry if it’s strange that Ruby only now shows up. But yeah, Britt is good. Hayter says Britt is great, actually. Ruby says she’s glad to hear it and walks off. There are battle lines being drawn, which side is the Runaway on?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Not only are The Elite and The Firm having it out, it is for the AEW World Trios Championships! Will Kenny & The Young Bucks make it through All Ego, Hardy & Kassidy to then take on Fox & Top Flight? Or will there be a change of plans for Dynamite? And speaking of Saraya & Storm, they are in tag team action once again, but will they continue to beat down All Elite homegrown talent? Plus, before taking on Bryan Danielson, Rush will take on the Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels, in an epic match of former ROH World Heavyweight Champions! Will El Toro Blanco build momentum going into his battle with The American Dragon?

 

AEW TNT Championship No Holds Barred: Darby Allin w/ Sting VS Samoa Joe!

The series is tied at 1-1, with the Samoan Submission Specialist winning in Texas, but the Relentless One winning in his hometown of Seattle. Dynamite in Dayton is throwing out all the rules except one: win! Will Darby continue to be the fighting champion? Or will Joe return to being the One True King of Wrestling Television?

The introductions are made, the TNT title is raised, and one way or another, this is the series finale of Darby VS Joe!

Darby takes off his trench coat to reveal he, uh, customized his Hoodlum hoodie. He’s covered it in thumbtacks!! And as soon as he’s in the ring, he rushes in to COFFIN SPLASH Joe! Joe is reeling from the tack attack but Darby fires off tack-covered forearms! Fans fire up as Darby runs corner to corner, but Joe dodges the splash to GAMANGIRI! Joe then wraps up an arm in his towel, to LARIAT Darby down! Fans rally, Joe pulls Darby’s tack hoodie off and throws it away. Joe drags Darby up to CHOP him! Darby goes to a corner, but Darby kicks back. Joe stomps Darby, stomps him down, then storms off.

Joe goes out to look under the ring, and he brings out a TABLE! Dayton fires up, Joe picks the table up, but Darby DIVES into the table and Joe! The table doesn’t break but it, Joe and Darby all hit the floor! Joe is busted open on his forehead and fans fire up! Darby hurries to stand the table up, to then drop it on Joe! Darby then brings the steel steps around into the corner of the railing. Darby whips, Joe reverses, and Darby not only clips steel steps, he clips railing! Darby lands on his feet just from momentum, but he soon falls to his knees, clutching his back! Fans lose their minds while Joe stalks out after Darby.

Joe stands Darby up, throws knees into him, and then throws him into railing. Joe drags Darby up and they go up the bleachers. Joe SMACKS Darby off the handrail, then brings him up further. Joe smacks Darby off more railing, then keeps him going up. But Darby fights back! Darby CLUBS and CLAWS Joe’s back! Fans fire up but Joe DUMPS Darby down the steps! Fans are going nuts while Joe glares through his crimson mask, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Joe drags Darby up again, grinds him against the handrail, then SMACKS him off a fan’s chair! They go back to the lower level as Darby kicks Joe and crawls away. Joe keeps after Darby, drags him up, and brings him around the way to TOSS back to ringside! Darby narrowly misses hitting steel steps head first! Joe stalks Darby, drags Darby back up, then scoop SLAMS him on the steps! Darby writhes, flounders away, but Joe follows him to the corner. Darby throws Joe’s ROH World TV title at him, but that only upsets Joe. Joe storms in after Darby, stalks him to a corner, and waits on Darby to stand before he DECKS him!

Joe eggs Darby on as he stands over him. Darby doesn’t stand so Joe makes him. Joe snapmares to CHOP Darby on the back! And PENALTY KICK him in the chest! And then drops a fist on his head! Joe watches Darby writhe and the ref checks on him. Joe grins through the crimson mask, then stomps Darby down. Joe kicks Darby, then clamps on a neck wrench! Joe leans all his weight on Darby but Darby throws body shots. Joe doesn’t budge, and he CLUBS Darby down. Joe grins as Darby tires to sit back up. Joe clamps the neck wrench back on and he twists even harder! Darby endures, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Darby throws more body shots.

Joe lets go of the neck wrench, Darby hobbles and runs, but into an ELBOW! Darby falls over and Joe covers, TWO! Joe keeps focus as he looms over Darby. Joe KICKS Darby to a corner, and then stomps him. Fans rally and duel, but Joe is annoyed by that. Joe drags Darby up, DECKS him with a forearm, then clamps on another neck wrench! It’s practically a vice on Darby’s head, squeezing his skull! Darby endures, fights up, and he RAMS Joe into buckles! Darby fires off forearms and SLAPS! Darby runs corner to corner, but into the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives the #STJOE, but Joe stands Darby up to CHOP him!

Darby staggers, Joe CHOPS him again! Darby flops to the apron, Joe builds speed and he BOOTS Darby to the floor! Joe then storms out and looks under the ring. Joe brings out another TABLE! Fans fire up again but Joe has fans move aside. Fans oblige and Joe rests the table against railing. Darby is in the ring, Joe goes in and brings Darby up, but Darby JAWBREAKERS before the sleeper could lock in! Darby runs in at the corner to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Darby CHOPS away on Joe, but Joe TOSSES Darby right out of the ring! Joe has been treating Darby like a throw pillow, emphasis on the “throw!”

Darby flounders up, but Joe goes back over to bring him back in. Joe suplexes high and hard! Joe then goes out to fetch chairs! Joe puts a handful of chairs in the ring, then sets them up together. Fans fire up as they’re back to back to make a wedge! Joe stands Darby up, brings him over, BIG back suplex on the chair wedge!! Darby writhes and Joe has a sadistic smile. “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe turns the chairs around to face each other, then brings Darby back up. But Darby uses POCKET SAND to stop the bomb! CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Joe survives but Darby hurries to hop on! THROWBACK STUNNER!

Joe falls into a drop zone, and Darby hurries to get his hoodie back! Darby puts that back on, climbs up the corner, and COFFIN DROPS!! Cover, TWO!?!? Joe survives the tack-enhanced senton and fans can’t believe it! Darby hurries outside and goes looking. Darby uses a knife to cut the strings that hold down the canvas! Some are tough but they all give way, and Darby pulls the canvas away. Darby then drags off the foam padding to expose bare wood! Darby is deconstructing the ring in order to better destroy Joe! Darby sees Joe outside, builds speed and DIVES, but Joe walks away! Darby CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Dayton is losing their minds as Joe puts Darby back in! Joe sets Darby’s tack covered jacket down, he picks Darby up, and he POWERBOMBS him on the tacks! AND THEN HE SMOTHERS DARBY WITH THE TACK JACKET!! Darby DIGS at Joe’s eyes!! Joe lets Darby go, but he staggers around blindly! Joe stands up into a CHAIR SHOT! And another! And another! Darby has Joe on the hard wood, climbs up top, but Joe pushes the ref into the ropes to trip Darby up!! Joe climbs up after Darby, tucks him in, and hits a SUPER MUSCLE BUSTER TO THE WOOD!!!! Cover, JOE WINS!!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)

Darby’s relentless streak is over! Samoa Joe is now a TWO-TIME TWO BELT CHAMPION! But wait! “THIS IS WAAAR~!” Fans go nuts for Wardlow as he storms down to the ring! Joe is just as shocked as Wardlow runs in! SPEAR!! Wardlow rains down fists on the man who took his title and his top knot! Wardlow rips his shirt off, drags Joe up, but Joe scrambles away! Fans boo but Joe isn’t going to fight again so soon after the war he just went through. Security rushes out but Wardlow CLOBBERS them all! Then he hauls one up to POWERBOMB out onto all the others!! Wardlow will not be denied, when and where will he get his hands on Joe?


My Thoughts:

This was an awesome Dynamite! Same balance of action and talking, but the action was all on a different level this week. Of the talking, we got good stuff out of this AEW Originals VS Imports in the Women’s Division. Saraya & Storm really up their Heel heat by just attacking Britt unprovoked, and then Ruby checking in on Britt was an interesting turnaround from her telling she didn’t want Britt’s help. But we’re getting closer and closer to that big tag(?) match. Hell, make it a Blood & Guts match but with the women rather than the men. Saraya leads a team, Britt leads a team, Ruby will choose Britt’s side and there could even be a twist of Shida betraying Saraya during the match to cost the anti-AEW team.

Good promo from the JAS to set up things with Starks. I just knew Starks would have to beat everyone in the JAS eventually, so it’s clever for them to get it all done in one gauntlet match. Starks will of course make it past Menard and Parker, and I bet that just as it looks like Garcia is stepping up to face Starks, Guevara takes the spotlight from him. Starks will still get through the final opponent, and he’ll get his match with Jericho. Good promo from Mogul Affiliates, because one: it establishes that their group doesn’t like multigenerational wrestlers, and two: it gave Granden Goetzman his wrestler name, “Trench.” Swerve will surely beat BPJ, but I bet Dustin teams up with BPJ and Brock Anderson as a sort of AEW take on WWE’s Legacy faction to take on Mogul Affiliates.

Good promo from Jack Perry, but I’m surprised he waited until now to establish that he’s done with tag teams. But I suppose he’s done with The Firm, too, so he’s done needing reinforcements. As it stands, if he wants a singles title, he could start with the All-Atlantic Championship, but I could see JB making a move for THE AEW World title. Speaking of The Firm, good promo from them and The Elite. I wonder if this was really live or just the take where Nick actually made that shot. Anyway, I’m also surprised the trios match for Rampage is for the titles when the titles are going to be on the line for Dynamite. But I suppose if Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin are fighting champions, then so should the Elite. Which of course means The Elite win on Rampage to go on to face Fox & Flight.

We got an awesome match from Bryan VS Thatcher, but of course Bryan wins to keep his story going. Even after he had that awesome match with Brian Cage, Konosuke going after MJF was a great move. And getting himself an Eliminator match is a good, too, but I feel like MJF finds a way to stand tall. He’ll either cheat to win, or just get himself disqualified quickly so his night will be over quickly. MJF also had a really good promo with LFI. Rush is a great choice to take on Bryan Danielson, and Rush is also going to have a great match with Christopher Daniels on Rampage. I’m sure Bryan will still find a way to win and we’ll still get that Ironman match, it just has to be how this goes.

It’s mostly because I don’t even know who is the #2 contender, since AEW still hasn’t kept up with rankings in this new year. AEW bringing out a sudden twist of MJF still having that One Hour Ironman match against someone other than Bryan would be great stuff, since MJF has been so focused on Bryan, but I feel like getting MJF VS Bryan is still the thing everyone wants to see. Great opening match out of Hangman VS Moxley, and of course Moxley bleeds. It’s practically in his contract. But Hangman losing by a roll-up was a great surprise, and them still being after each other after, this has to continue until Revolution.

The Acclaimed winning a squash was a bit surprising, but obviously that was to make room for the promo that set up things with The Gunn Sons. But Billy suddenly saying his sons can have a title match with The Acclaimed? I hope there isn’t a turn coming where Billy is suddenly on his sons’ side again. It just feels like something is fishy, but who knows. Really good TBS title match from Jade and Velvet, but I guess since this wasn’t at a PPV, Jade wasn’t about to lose. Kiera trying to help Velvet only to mess things up was at least a good detail to protect Jade. But at this rate, who is even going to beat Jade when she’s gotten through even some great established names.

And of course, an awesome No Holds Barred match for the TNT title. Great innovation, such as Darby’s tack covered jacket and the different table spots. I was actually rather surprised to see Joe win this to once again be dual champion. But at the same time, Wardlow returning to continue his story with Joe is a logical reason as to why Joe needs to have the TNT title again. Perhaps Wardlow gets the TNT title back to have a second chance with that, and Darby can move up into the world title scene. And assuming MJF retains at Revolution, it works for Darby to be next as they have history in AEW.

My Score: 9/10


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