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Mitchell’s NJPW Royal Quest II Results & Report! (10/2/22)

Royal Quest II’s epic finale!

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NJPW Royal Quest II

Will the UK tranquilo? Or will someone #JustTapOut?

After the banger that was night one, night two of NJPW Royal Quest II has a lot to live up to! Can Tetsuya Naito VS Zack Sabre Jr. come through?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • DOUKI & El Desperado VS Robbie X & Michael Oku; Douki & Desperado win.
  • SANADA & Hiromu Takahashi VS Luke Jacob & Ethan Allen; Sanada & Hiromu win.
  • IWGP Women’s Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Jazzy Gabert VS Ava White; Gabert wins and advances to the next round.
  • 10 Man Tag: FTR, Shota Umino, Gabriel Kidd & Ricky Knight Jr. VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Tama Tonga & Hikuleo VS Bullet Club; Tanahashi, Tama & Hikuleo win.
  • Kazuchika Okada VS Bad Dude Tito; Okada wins.
  • Tomohiro Ishii VS Yota Tsuji; Ishii wins.
  • Tetsuya Naito VS Zack Sabre Jr; Naito wins and will challenge Will Ospreay for the title.

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IWGP Women’s Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Jazzy Gabert VS Ava White!

The Alpha Female is back in wrestling, and she has a golden opportunity! NJPW is expanding to have a Women’s Division, will the Alpha Female be THE alpha female? Or will she be struck down by #WhiteLightning?

The bell rings and fans rally as the two circle. Jazzy and Ava get in each other’s face, Ava shoves Jazzy and they circle again. They tie up, Jazzy shoves Ava back, and fans rally up. Ava and Jazzy circle, tie up, and Ava shoves Jazzy his time! Fans continue to rally as the two tie up again. Jazzy powers Ava back but Ava powers Jazzy back. Jazzy shoves Ava, Ava gets heated and they get in each other’s face again. Jazzy dares Ava to run, and she does, and they RAM shoulders! Jazzy stays up, Ava runs and RAMS her again! Jazzy stays up, Ava runs but Jazzy dodges to then run Ava over! Fans fire up, Jazzy throws a forearm! Jazzy grins and ROCKS Ava!

Fans fire up as the forearms keep going back and forth, faster and faster! Ava fires off a flurry and then throat chops! Jazzy snarls, runs, but Ava handsprings and kicks! Ava pushes Jazzy to a corner, knees low then ROUNDHOUSES! Jazzy staggers, Ava goes up and out to CLUB Jazzy in the ropes. Ava reaches her leg up for an AX KICK! Fans fire up with Ava while Jazzy tumbles to the floor. Jazzy gets up, Ava runs in, but Jazzy blocks the Penalty Kick to trip Ava! Jazzy steps inside, drags Ava around and rains down fast hands! Fans fire up as Ava can only guard! The ref counts regarding closed fists so Jazzy lets off. Cover, TWO!

Jazzy drags Ava around and CLUBS Ava down. Jazzy has an ANACONDA VICE! Ava endures, moves around, but Jazzy pushes up to put on the pressure! Fans rally, Ava still fights around, and Ava uses a leg to get the ROPEBREAK! Jazzy lets go at 4 and is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Ava. Jazzy brings Ava up, but Ava ducks the Uraken to kick and kick and gut wrench! But Jazzy is too much to lift! Jazzy lifts Ava to RAM her into a corner! Jazzy RAMS into Ava again and again, then lets off to bring Ava around. Jazzy cravats for a neck wrench but Ava endures. Jazzy snapmares and clamps on again, to CLUB away on Ava! Cover, TWO!

Ava is showing some heart but Jazzy clamps back on to CLUB her more! Jazzy shoves Ava down, covers, TWO! Jazzy looms over Ava, drags her back and hooks the legs, then Jazzy SLAPS Ava around to get the arms. Up, up and away into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Ava endures and fans fire up, Jazzy shifts into a chinlock variation! Ava still endures, pries at the hold but Jazzy throws her down. Fans rally as Jazzy stalks Ava to ropes. Jazzy drags Ava up, whips her to a corner, then runs in, but Ava moves! Jazzy hits buckles, Ava ROCKS her! Ava ducks the Uraken again to ROCK Jazzy! Ava blocks a lariat to HOOK KICK!

Ava runs to clothesline in the corner! Ava keeps moving, she clotheslines again! Ava keeps going, but Jazzy dodges the scissor kick! Ava elbows the waistlock away, but Jazzy blocks the whip! Jazzy whips Ava to a corner, avoids the up ‘n’ over, but Ava kicks quick! Ava manages the GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Ava brings Jazzy up. Ava runs, to SCISSOR KICK! Cover, TWO! Jazzy hangs tough and Ava is beside herself! Fans rally again as Ava drags Jazzy up. Jazzy blocks the suplex to suplex back. Ava blocks, and she manages a snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Ava is growing frustrated but fans rally up again.

Ava drags Jazzy up, reels her in, Gotch holds but Jazzy back drops! Ava sunset flips, but Jazzy stays up to drag Ava up! Jazzy roars, Ava breaks free and HOOK KICKS again! Down goes Jazzy and fans fire up! Ava drags Jazzy up, fans duel, and Ava throws a forearm. Ava runs, into the URAKEN!! Jazzy hauls Ava up, for a PILEDRIVER!! Both women are down and fans fire up as a standing count starts! Jazzy sits up and crawls over to Ava as fans rally, and Jazzy covers, ONE!!! Ava springs to life and they’re both yelling at each other! The SLAPS start flying, Ava kicks low and reels Jazzy in! GOTCH PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Ava tells Jazzy to just give up! Ava rains down forearms, then drags Jazzy back up. Ava throws more forearms, then swings, but into the hook! INOKI PLEX! Bridging cover, Jazzy wins!!

Winner: Jazzy Gabert, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Alpha Female proves her toughness, and now she’s on her way to Stardom’s Tachikawa event on 10/23 to face Kairi Hojo! Will Jazzy sink the Pirate Princess? Or will she fall short of the Historic X-Over?

 

Tetsuya Naito VS Zack Sabre Jr!

Okay, unofficially, this is the IWGP United States Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender’s Match. It is an agreement that whoever wins here will have a clear path to challenge Will Ospreay for his title. Will Naito stay tranquilo to get his shot? Or will the Submission Master make Naito #JustTapOut and move on to face his old rival?

Fans sing “OH~ Zack Sabre Junior~!” while Naito takes his time with his entrance attire. Fans build up anticipation for the pants, Naito takes his time to milk it, but Red Shoes ushers him to hurry. Naito finishes taking off the pants! Fans chant “NAITO! NAITO!” The bell rings and the singing returns. Naito smirks but ZSJ isn’t amused. They circle, fans cheer Naito, and then they switch to singing for ZSJ. Naito enjoys the song, actually, and then he circles with ZSJ. They feel things out, Naito says this is a fair test of strength. But then he switches hands. ZSJ still isn’t amused, but then they tie up. ZSJ wrenches, wristlocks, and Naito gets to ropes!

Red Shoes calls the ropebreak but Naito turns it around onto ZSJ. ZSJ lets go, Naito lets off slowly, and Naito messes ZSJ’s hair. ZSJ rushes in but into a kick! Naito throws ZSJ out, runs and then tranquilos! Fans are thunderous already, and ZSJ is throwing a fit! These railings are pretty loose if ZSJ is throwing them down. ZSJ sets the railings back and gets in the ring. Naito rolls out to troll ZSJ. Fans sing for ZSJ but Naito sings along. ZSJ goes out after Naito! The chase is on and Naito hurries back inside. Naito sings it himself now! Fans chant “F THE TORIES!” at ZSJ but ZSJ goes into the ring.

Naito kicks and whips, ZSJ reverses and sends Naito out, and then ZSJ builds speed! But to mock tranquilo! ZSJ puts up deuces, which means a very different thing in the UK. But Naito applauds and gives thumbs up. Naito goes back into the ring and fans cheer. Naito says, “I am big fan.” ZSJ kicks his handshake away. ZSJ offers a handshake now so Naito slaps it away! But ZSJ blocks the kick to twist the ankle! But Naito claws ZSJ’s eyes! Naito puts ZSJ in the corner, whips him corner to corner, then runs in to JUMP KICK! ZSJ avoids the leg sweep and swings, but Naito ducks! Naito swings but ZSJ ducks! ZSJ gets a SLEEPER in the ropes!

Red Shoes reprimands as ZSJ puts on body scissors! ZSJ lets off at 4, just to switch to a HANGING ARMBAR! Red Shoes counts again and ZSJ lets go at 4! Naito flops down and fans fire up for ZSJ. ZSJ goes out after Naito, drags ZSJ up, and he double wristlocks to bend the fingers! ZSJ wrenches, hits an ELBOW BREAKER, and then eggs on the “dickhead!” ZSJ goes into the ring and fans fire up. ZSJ wants the ring count and the count begins. Naito is down but sits up at 7 of 20. ZSJ wants it faster, but Naito gets in at 9, so ZSJ drops on him! ZSJ has the arm, he bends the fingers, then isolates the arm to STOMP it!

ZSJ puts the arms through the ropes and bends it more, but Red Shoes counts the ropebreak. ZSJ bends the fingers, then lets off at 4. Fans cheer as ZSJ bows in apology to Red Shoes. ZSJ stands on Naito but the ref won’t count the cover after the shenanigans. ZSJ wrenches Naito, steps over and hooks the arm for a standing armbar! Naito endures as ZSJ bends the fingers, then drags Naito down! Naito moves around to get the ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go with his hands but “remembers” his legs. ZSJ lets off and Naito bails out. ZSJ goes out after Naito, puts him in the ring, but  Naito rolls away. ZSJ grabs Naito’s legs but Naito grabs ZSJ’s face!

ZSJ grabs that hand and he bends, bends, BENDS the fingers! Naito endures, but ZSJ isolates the arm. ZSJ stands on the arm, hammerlocks it, and TWISTS! Fans rally as ZSJ drags Naito around. ZSJ gives Naito toying kicks, then drags him up to wrench the arm. Naito ROCKS ZSJ with forearm after forearm, but ZSJ ELBOW BREAKERS! ZSJ whips, Naito reverses and kicks to turn and NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up with both men down! Naito and ZSJ slowly rise and fans rally up. Naito brings ZSJ around, ROCKS him, KNEES him, CLUBS him and whips him. ZSJ reverses but Naito holds ropes to BOOT!

Naito runs to RANA! Fans fire up and Naito runs in at the corner to kick. Naito whips corner to corner, runs in again, but he blocks ZSJ’s boot! And the other boot! Naito smiles, puts ZSJ in the ropes, and hits a DRAPING BACKBREAKER! And then another! And then the basement dropkick! Fans fire up while Naito covers, TWO! Naito puts on the LEG FULL NELSON! Naito slaps ZSJ but ZSJ eggs him on with, “Yeah, squeeze, dickhead! Squeeze, dickhead!” So Naito DOES put on the squeeze! ZSJ flails but endures! Naito gets the song going again! ZSJ moves around, turns Naito but Naito holds on! ZSJ gets the ROPEBREAK!

Red Shoes counts, Naito lets off with his hands, but ZSJ calls Red Shoes an idiot! Red Shoes pouts but he still scolds Naito. Naito claims he needs help, but then he lets off at 4. ZSJ goes to a corner and Naito gives him toying kicks! Fans sing for Red Shoes and Naito brings ZSJ up. Naito turns ZSJ but ZSJ turns that around to WRING Naito’s arm! And that was a hard one! ZSJ drags Naito up by his arm, to DRAGON SCREW the arm! ZSJ wrenches the arm, to DRAGON SCREW it again! And again! Fans applaud while ZSJ says they’re all cheeky bastards. ZSJ paces, he drags Naito up by that bad arm, and then wrenches again, to PELE, but Naito blocks!

Naito runs, rolling jackknife! TWO, ZSJ has a sunset! TWO! Naito hurries up, atomic drop SPINEBUSTER! Not the cleanest transition but fans still like it! ZSJ and Naito roll to opposite ends of the ring as fans sing for ZSJ. ZSJ runs in at the corner to EuroUpper! Naito blocks the suplex to turn it around, TORNADO- NO, ZSJ slips free and he lifts Naito with his legs! “SURPRISE, DICKHEAD!” ZSJ drops Naito into the ARMBAR! Naito moves around but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Naito endures as ZSJ squeezes tight! Fans rally, Naito moves around, ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets off fast but is frustrated as Naito stays in this.

Fans rally and duel, ZSJ drags Naito up and has the full nelson. Naito arm-drags free, then hits a clean SPINEBUSTER! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Red Shoes checks them both but they’re okay to continue. Fans build to a rally and Naito stands first. Naito brings ZSJ up, he throws those heavy back elbows! ZSJ flounders and fans fire up! Naito catches his breath and he goes to ZSJ in the corner. Naito stands ZSJ up for more heavy elbows! ZSJ falls over and fans fire up again! ZSJ goes to another corner, Naito storms over and drags ZSJ up. Naito puts ZSJ up top, climbs up, and he SUPER STEINERS!

Fans fire up as ZSJ flounders again. Naito aims from the corner as ZSJ stands, and Naito runs, into a low headbutt! ZSJ swings, into an arm hook, and then heavy elbows! Naito suplexes for VALENCIA! Naito calls for it, he drags ZSJ up, wrench and- NO, ZSJ scoops, ZACK DRIVER!! But both men are down! Fans are thunderous as ZSJ clutches his neck and shoulder. Fans rally, ZSJ crawls and gets to the ropes. ZSJ eggs Naito on even now, and Naito rises. Naito and ZSJ stand, ZSJ EuroUppers! Naito CHOPS! ZSJ sits down and fans fire up again! ZSJ stands back up to EuroUpper! Naito CHOPS and ZSJ wobbles all the way to a corner!

ZSJ drags himself up, goes up to Naito and EuroUppers! Naito CHOPS, ZSJ EuroUppers, and repeat! Naito hooks, ZSJ slips free to shoot around, baits Naito in, EURO CLUTCH!! TWO!!! Naito escapes, ENZIGURIS, and then hurries as ZSJ wobbles! Naito whips, ZSJ reverses but Naito leaps, into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! MOUNTED ARMBAR! FUJIWARA ARMBAR AGAIN! ZSJ is just going through all his moves, CLARKY CAT, then JIM BREAKS ARMBAR!! Naito endures as both arms are caught! ZSJ reclines as he uses just his legs, but Naito uses his legs to move! ZSJ grabs a leg, then the other! Naito crawls with his shoulder to get the ROPEBREAK!

Fans are thunderous while ZSJ lets go in frustration. ZSJ drags Naito away, isolates the arm and STOMPS! Then PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and ZSJ is beside himself as we pass 20 minutes. ZSJ runs in at Naito, goes around for a TORNADO DDT! ZSJ roars, fans fire up and ZSJ scoops, but DESTINO OUTTA NOWHERE! Naito drags ZSJ up, wrenches, but ZSJ gest around, SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! But Naito is up, only to run into a EuroUpper! ZSJ kicks, and kicks, but Naito ducks to DESTINO AGAIN!! Naito wants the true, he wrenches for DESTINO!!!! Cover, Naito wins!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (will challenge Will Ospreay for the IWGP US Championship)

The Crystal Palace is giving a standing ovation to Naito pulling off this one! Will Zack Sabre Jr. ever get some singles gold in NJPW?

As for Naito, Los Ingobernables de Japon’s Hiromu and Sanada go to the ring to join their charismatic leader. They get him an ice pack, some water, and his baseball cap. Fans cheer as Naito gets the mic to close the show. “Buenas Noches, LONDON~!” And in his best English, Naito asks, “Everybody, today enjoy?” “YES!” “Very enjoy?” “YES!” “No, very very very very very very enjoy?” “YES!!!” Naito tells everybody, “Me, very very happy. Thank you very much.” Fans like to hear that. Naito then says, “Everybody, understand? Los Ingobernables, de, ja, pon! Understand?” “YES!” “Okay. Say together, okay? Say together, okay? De, Ja, Pon.” “SI! SI! SI!”

Naito accepts that, and begins the roll call! “Bushi! Sanada! Hiromu! Takagi! Y Naito. Nosotros! LOS! Ingoberrrrrrrrnableeeeeees~! DE! JA! PON!!” Fans did it perfectly and Naito is satisfied. But will Naito have title satisfaction when he takes on Will Ospreay? Or will another avenue to WrestleKingdom 17 be blocked off?


My Thoughts:

A great night two, but man, FTR VS Aussie Open was a hard act to follow. Gabert VS White was really good stuff, but those piledrivers from each of them were scary. Gabert winning makes sense, and we’re going to get an awesome match from Gabert VS Kairi at Stardom’s event. I might have to remember Stardom next week to watch those tournament matches. The finals will be in November as part of Historic X-Over (as in crossover), and that will be awesome stuff no matter who is in the match. And of course, we got great stuff out of Naito VS ZSJ. But since this event was put on delay, it was clear Naito won by how he and LIJ have been going up against The United Empire. Naito VS Ospreay is going to be awesome stuff to go alongside Bushi & Titan VS TJP & Akira for the Junior Heavyweight tag titles.

My Score: 8.6/10


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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (4/19/24)

Prepare for Backlash!

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Did you know that challenger in French is still “challenger?”

In a WrestleMania rematch, AJ Styles takes on LA Knight in a #1 contender’s match, to challenge WWE Champion Cody Rhodes at Backlash in France!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight; Styles wins and will challenge Cody Rhodes for the title at Backlash.
  • SmackDown/WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma; win(s) and will challenge A-Town Down Under.
  • WWE Women’s Championship: Bayley VS Naomi; wins and

PLAY BY PLAY

Undisputed WWE Championship #1 Contender’s match: AJ Styles VS LA Knight!

After fighting their way through Triple Threats, the Phenomenal One and the Mega Star meet again, YEAH! It’s a WrestleMania Rematch, the winner moving on to Backlash, YEAH! Will AJ Styles avenge his loss at the biggest WrestleMania ever? Or will everyone from here to France know whose game it is?

The bell rings and the two step to each other. The fans in Pittsburgh “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” and Knight lets Styles know it. Styles snarls, they tie up, and they go around. Knight puts Styles in a corner, the ref counts, but Knight lets off slowly. Styles kicks low! The fans boo but Styles headlocks. Knight pulls hair, throws body shots, then headlocks in return. Styles pushes Knight to ropes, powers up and out, then hurdles, drops and DROP- NO, Knight avoids the dropkick to BOOT, and LARIAT! Knight then TOSSES Styles out of the ring, storms out after him, and brings him to commentary. Knight SMACKS Styles off the desk! And again! And again!

The fans chant “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” with every SMACK, then Knight tops it off with one last SMACK! Knight drags Styles up and into the ring, storms in, but Styles KICKS Knight in the ropes! Styles reels Knight in, but Knight back drops Styles up and out! Styles flounders on the floor, Knight runs to WRECK him with a dropkick! Styles hits desk again and Steel City is loving “L! A! KNIGHT, YEAH!” as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Styles soaks up the heat as he taunts Knight. Styles brings Knight up, but Knight fires haymakers! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight backs Styles down, whips, but Styles ducks ‘n dodges! Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges, then DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Both men slowly sit up, crawl around, and then stand. Styles fires a shot, but Knight gives it back! The haymakers go back and forth, “YEAH! BOO! YEAH!” Styles staggers but he still ROCKS Knight! Knight ROCKS Styles again and again, but Styles throat chops! Styles fires off the Phenomenal Blitz, but Knight ducks the lariat!

Knight JABS, JABS, JABS, and DECKS Styles! Knight stomps a mudhole in at the corner, “YEAH!” Knight then runs corner to corner to KNEE Styles down! The fans fire up, Knight puts Styles up, and Knight ROCKS Styles. Knight climbs, but Styles ROCKS him back! Knight staggers away, but returns to spring right up! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Styles survives that crash but both men are down again. The fans rally as Knight rises, and he brings Styles around. Knight reels Styles in, suplexes, but Styles slips free! Styles goes to a corner, ELBOWS Knight away, then goes up to QUEBRADA DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Knight stays in this and Styles starts losing his cool. The fans rally for Knight but Styles looms over him. Styles brings Knight up and in, but Knight RAMS him into a corner! Knight then scoops Styles, but Styles slips free to roll up, TWO!! Knight escapes, swings, but Styles dodges to PELE! Knight ends up in a corner, Styles runs in, but Knight puts Styles on the apron! Styles ROCKS Knight, springboards, but Knight gets under! Styles comes back, into a scoop and POWERSLAM! Then JUMP ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up with with Knight as he storms around. Styles rises, Knight winds up, B F- NO, Styles bails out!

The fans boo but Knight storms over. Knight drags Styles up but Styles HOTSHOTS him! And pokes him in the eyes! Then ROCKS him! And springboards, to PHENOMENAL FOREARM!! Cover, Styles wins!

Winner: AJ Styles, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed WWE Championship)

Styles bent the rules, but a win is a win! He will get his shot at the American Nightmare in Lyon, France, will this year’s Backlash be phenomenal?

 

The Bloodline arrives backstage.

The car pulls up, Solo Sikoa steps out in a suit, and Paul Heyman is there to greet him. Nice threads, Solo. Tama Tonga walks over and Solo says meet the newest member of The Bloodline, Solo’s MFT. The Wise Man is stunned. But Solo cuts him off to ask if Kevin Owens is here. Heyman hesitates and Solo asks again, is Kevin here? If he is, he’s probably already in the locker room. Then take them to him. Heyman obeys and leads on. There have already been changes to the chain of command, is there about to be a change to the landscape of SmackDown, too?

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

In a familiar scene to Monday Night Raw, there is a podium with something under a satin sheet. The SmackDown General Manager welcomes to Pittsburgh the Chief Content Officer, Paul “Triple H” Levesque! The fans fire up as The Game makes his way to the ring! HHH joins Aldis in the ring, gets a mic, looks around at the crowd as he revels in the cheers, then says, “On the heels of the biggest, most epic, history making, record breaking, epic, unbelievable WrestleMania of all time, we are here tonight, sold out, 15 thousand strong, Pittsburgh, PA! So let me say, welcome to SmackDown!” The fans cheer that!

HHH wants to take a moment to say that he thinks Adam Pearce and Nick Aldis are both doing great jobs at leading their respective brands into the future. Thank you to both of them. And when we talk about the future, we have to talk about the history made coming into the future. So when history is made, HHH wants it to be represented here befitting of those that make it. So Aldis, if we could, let us bring the… champions out here. Aldis says without further ado, the NEW SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Austin Theory & Grayson Waller. The fans boo as A-Town Down Under make their way, blue belts in hand.

Theory & Waller join Aldis and HHH in the ring, mics already in hand, and they soak up the heat from Steel City. Waller says this is huge. Monday, we saw the second place champions get new belts. And now A-Town Down Under will be presented new titles! Theory says speaking of truth, didn’t Truth think HHH was a magician? Well, who knows what magic trick HHH has to make these guys look better than they already do, but hey, give it a try. HHH says congratulations on becoming tag team champions, so he will show them what they will wear going forward. From now on, they will be the WWE Tag Team Champions.

Reveal! In the style of the Attitude Era and Ruthless Aggression Era belts, the solid gold shines. HHH offers a handshake, but Waller leaves him hanging to shake Theory’s hand! Aldis makes it clear to them. They ever pop off and disrespect HHH like that, here’s a real magic trick: A-Clown Down Under will disappear, permanently! The fans like the sound of that! Aldis snatches the blue belts away since they won’t need them, and speaking of disappearing, there’s a chance one of the following four teams will make their title reign disappear. That #1 contenders match starts right now! The fans fire up, but which team defies the odds to get some golden tickets to France?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi.

Kayla Braxton is with The Glow and says last week, she beat Tiffany Stratton to get this title opportunity tonight. Will the friendship with Bayley get in the way of this match? Naomi says no, of course not. Bayley’s her sister, and she needed help against Damage CTRL, so Naomi was more than happy to help. But in no way will friendship get in the way of this opportunity. It has been over two YEARS since Naomi’s last WWE singles championship match, and there is nothing that will get in the way of making the most of this moment. Now last week, Tiffy Time felt the glow, so that same energy keeps going tonight.

Naomi is also looking forward to next week’s WWE Draft, where she will walk in the NEW WWE Women’s Champion. Naomi is ready, but will she be able to best Bayley in Bayley’s first title defense?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Fatal 4 Way: The Street Profits VS New Catch Republic VS The Authors of Pain VS Legado Del Fantasma!

SmackDown returns as Legado makes their entrance, followed by Akam & Rezar with the Final Testament. Waller & Theory are on commentary, Waller admitting he wants any team but AOP, and Theory saying these teams are fortunate to have real superstars leading their division. In this form of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams are active, so the Big Strong Boi, Tyler Bate, starts against Montez Ford. They circle, tie up, and Ford headlocks. Bate powers up to pry at the hold but Ford clamps on tighter. Bate powers up and out, drops, but Ford leaps over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, Bate feints high to drop low!

Bate shows knuckle lock, Ford obliges, but Bate wrenches, baits and double pump handles to FLIP Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford gets up to sweep and cover, TWO! Bate steps over, La Magistrol, TWO! Ford gets up, dropkicks cancel out, and both men kip up! The fans fire up and the two reset. But then Humberto Carrillo sneaks a tag, before he DECKS Bate with a sucker punch! Ford dodges Humberto but Angel Garza holds the ropes open! Ford tumbles out,  Garza tags in, and Humberto sits Ford up. Garza runs in to KNEE Ford down! The fans boo, Garza drags Ford to a cover, TWO! Garza back suplexes, Ford lands out!

Ford tags Dawkins and he dodges Garza to FLYING ELBOW! Garza tags out to Akam, but then the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne, tags in off Dawkins! Rezar tags, Dunne runs up but Akam LARIATS him down! Rezar DECKS Dawkins, then the AOP start clearing the corners! But Ford goes up to leap, but into an URENAGE! The fans boo but the AOP roar and soak up the heat. Waller’s worst case scenario might end up reality, but SmackDown goes to break.

 


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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 4.18.2024

Motor City Machine Guns either go out on their backs, or head to Rebellion as champs! Lets see how they finish their current run in TNA!

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No burying the lead here! The Main Event is The System versus Motor City Machine Guns, and it’s the Go Home episode before Rebellion! So we’re guaranteed a damn good tag match, and we should get either new wrinkles, or ways to keep the storylines cooking going into the Pay-per-View.

With all the rumors and innuendo about the Guns being on their way out, I think we all assume that MCMG is losing, but my inner fanboy is still excited.

Ratings:

  • Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone: Hammerstone wins via Torture Rack – SQUASH
  • LSG vs Joe Hendry: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – SQUASH
  • Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno: Ali wins via 450 Splash – ** 3/4
  • Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna: Rosemary wins via Spear – ***
  • Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards: System wins via Roster Cut + Knee Party – *** 1/4

 

Results:

So we kick off the match with Josh coming out to commentary again to watch Hammerstone’s match. They really need a new way to try and keep heat without reusing the same tired gimmick of “ring side seat” to a Squash match.

Little Guido w/New FBI vs Hammerstone

Guido tries to shoot the half, but Hammerstone shrugs him off, lifts him like a child and runs him into a corner, few short shots and then just tosses him across the ring. Hammer gets a little distracted talking smack to Josh and eats a foot, but then tosses Guido with the ole Sack of Shit move and keeps working over Guido.

Hammer shoves Clayton, and provokes him to push him back right in front of the referee. She ejects them, Guido tries to take advantage but when he goes for the pinfall Hammer kicks out immediately and presses Guido out of thing through the ropes. Continues to dog walk Guido, puts the head gear on the ECW Original and then Torture Racks him while staring directly at Josh, and of course picks up the submission victory.

LSG vs Joe Hendry

Hendry cuts a little promo, mentioning the Fat Uncle Phil joke…something about shopping at the TOP Dollar Store. Solid mic work.

LSG is a damn good local talent, he’s been seen in ROH and AEW in the past (perhaps others, but that’s what comes to mind immediately for me), but we all know this is an enhancement match. A few nice chain wrestling spots early, but Hendry uses his power to stop the smaller wrestler, Sack of Shit into Standing Ovation and the match is over quickly.

Mustafa Ali & GYV vs Cody Deaner, Jake Something & Rhyno

Well okay, having Deaner ask the crowd if they wanted a 3v2 or their third member…RHYNO…is pretty much a no brainer in Philly. But at least the gimmick isn’t quite as cringe as I expected.

Jake starts with Zack Gibson and throws him around. Jake goes for the tag and Deaner asks the crowd who Jake should tag, and the crowd picks Rhyno. Rhyno Whips Gibson into a corner, Drake actually softens the impact, allowing Gibson to fire back, tag out, but Rhyno levels both GYV members and then even knocks Ali off the apron. Rhyno tries to call to the crowd to tag in Deaner and that goes over like a fart in church. He tags him in anyway, and the crowd is kinda dead and doing whatever it wants after the obvious ECW chants when Rhyno tagged in.

GYV take a couple lumps but they of course start to work over Deaner and capture some momentum. Solid tandem work from GYV, they cut off Deaner from making a tag and goad Jake a little to cause the ref to block off the babyfaces so the heels can take a few shortcuts. Cody eventually makes the tag to Rhyno, hot tag, he tries to set up the Gore but the GYV manage to stop him in his tracks and hit an Enzuigiri to daze the Man Beast, he falls to his corner and Jake tags himself in. Jake literally runs them all over, tags in Cody and Launches him from the Top Rope into Zack Gibson. Ali makes the save and Jake tries to get his hands on Ali, but the GYV keep throwing themselves at him, literally. The triple team finally gets the best of Jake, they hit 3 Dives and then post Jake, so they gather around Cody like hyenas.

They forgot about Rhyno, he’s set up for a Gore, he Gores Drake, Gibson and Ali take out Rhyno, but then Cody starts to fight back. Ali stops Deaner’s offense with an Avalanche Sunset Bomb, then hits his 450 Splash. Jake barely misses being able to break up the pin.

Rosemary w/Havok vs Jody Threat w/Dani Luna

Jody tries to start quickly with Shoulder Tackles, Lariats and Scoop Slams, and it does seem somewhat effective. Rosemary is having trouble finding offense against the intensity, but she keeps kicking out. Shotgun Dropkick finally gives Rosemary an opening, she goes into full mount and rains down strikes. Rosemary shoves Jody into a corner and Bites her in the corner. Jody tries to fight out, they go across and Rosemary catches her with the legs and puts her in the Upside Down. Splash in the corner from Rosemary, Exploder Suplex and Jody is eating a lot of offense.

Rosemary looks like she’s caught after she gets tripped up into the ropes and Jody goes for her Rope Knee into the German, but Rosemary dodges. Rosemary hits her own suplex and pulls out a beautiful Last Chancery! I haven’t seen her do that in a long time. Jody manages to fight to the ropes, Rosemary is a little slow to capitalize and eats a Pump Kick. Rosemary goes flying into the ropes, Jody hits the Double Knees into the German this time for 2, and they trade a few haymakers after that. Jody folds Rosemary with a low Lariat, Zombie rise spot a few times, Jody goes for a pinfall and Rosemary kicks out.

Havok jumps up on the apron, Dani meets her and they decide to step down, but the distraction was enough. Jody turns around and eats a Spear. Rosemary wins!

Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) vs The System (Eddie Edwards & Brian Myers) w/Alisha Edwards

Eddie and Shelley start off, and its a very simple slow start. Mostly an early stalemate, the typical Japanese style the TNA seem to love to employ. Starters tag out, but then Shelley with the blind tag, Sabin Baseball Slides out, picks Eddie’s ankle and sends his face bouncing off the apron, while Shelley sneaks up being Myers and they hit a tandem move before we cut to commercial. Off of the commercial it looks like Eddie and Myers regained control. But a nice Jawbreaker from Shelley sends Eddie falling back into the MCMG corner. Dragon Screws to both legs from Sabin and Shelley, and we get the Dragon Screw dissection spot for the Guns.

Myers gets sick of things, tries to get involved, but Simultaneous Figure Fours from the MCMG makes The System look silly. Alisha does the classic “push the rope forward” gimmick to assist Eddie in breaking the hold. She keeps chirping at Shelley until she finally grabs his foot. Shelley doesn’t take kindly, tries to grab her by the hair but she gets away, Shelley eats a strike and falls back to the ropes so Lish can just throttle him with the rope, Sabin walks over and acts like he’s going to PK her and the look of disgust on her face is hilarious, like “how dare he threaten to kick her”. Would I be mad is Masha decides to team with Lish and they win the Knockouts Tag titles? No, because the Knockouts Tags are trash. But I still prefer Lish as valet/manager.

Shelley starts fighting back after another commercial break, Eddie tries to cut him off, but Sabin clocks Eddie and Shelley manages to make the tag and Sabin comes in. Lights up both System members, Kick off Tornado DDT, into a Running Gamengiri. Eddie tries to counter but Shelley assists, tandem strikes, Double Baseball Slide into the classic MCMG spot 5 Hole Dive! Keeping up with the classics Shelley stacks the System members on each other and hit the Missile Dropkick/Flatliner spot. As the Guns are rolling, Sabin accidentally catches Sabin with his foot and The System take control! They hit their pieces of the System Overload spot, but Sabin kicks out. Roster Cut attempt from Myers, but Shelley is back. High Speed Dirt, Machine Gun Sandwich, but Lish grabs Shelley’s foot when they’re setting up Skull and Bones. Shelley gets dropped on the turnbuckle and thrown out, Sabin eats the Roster Cut followed up with Boston Knee Party and System retains!

Its a little weird to have had the two commercial cuts and the fact there’s still Nic Nemeth to follow. So it feels a little flat, I hope this wasn’t their swan song match, because it was nice to see some classic spots, but it was entirely too abbreviated. 

Nemeth comes out, goes into the crowd and finds a kid with a kendo stick and borrows a beer from someone, so he does a bit of a Sandman tribute. Moose cuts off his promo basically immediately. He throws out the “can’t beat the system” line again, and Nic rolls with the punches well. Moose uses a few cute analogies about Nic having a failure laden past, but Nemeth bites back and its really damn good. He says he can see it in Moose’s eyes that he thinks he’s getting in the ring with Dolph Ziggler, but no, there is no more old Dolph Ziggler, just the new Nic Nemeth. And Moose’s cool seems to be slightly shaken after those words. Good promo.

Overall Score: 6.5/10

So this was okay, if it didn’t end as strongly as it did, I would’ve rated this much lower. Two squash matches in the beginning, reusing the Josh comes out to the announce table to watch trope is boring, hell even Clayton’s shove to Hammerstone was super lame looking. The Deaner match was luke warm at best, but things picked up around the Rosemary match.

Lets also not overlook the segments with ASH & Xia, Jonathan Gresham’s whole deal and EY having to return to the violence/sickness/world class maniac, whatever you want to call it, were all great building blocks. This definitely wasn’t what I would call a strong Go Home, but it didn’t hurt things for Rebellion. The whole injury of Cardona was addressed, which honestly sounded weird since Jordynne basically said she was expecting them to have a backup plan so she has a backup plan. I don’t really like how that video package came across.

But who knows, all I know is, this wasn’t an awful episode, it just wasn’t really strong either.  Here’s to hoping Rebellion Saturday is still strong.


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