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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (11/24/22)

Everyone’s hungry… for gold!

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HPW Fyter Feast 2022

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 35

With HyruleMania 3 on the horizon, the table is set for another Fyter Feast! Whose appetite will be satisfied with golden opportunities?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kage & Wizzro VS Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta; Igos & Keeta win.
  • HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Aveil VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Aveil wins and advances to HyruleMania 3.
  • HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Odolwa VS Onox; Odolwa wins and advances to HyruleMania 3.
  • HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Ralph VS Ghirahim; Ghirahim wins and advances to HyruleMania 3.
  • HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Three By Four: The Dames of the Dunes VS The Dark Forces VS The UnderWorld Order VS Groose, Tingle & Ladrona; The Dames of the Dunes win and will challenge Arrow Club for the titles at HyruleMania 3.

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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

Whose hungry? The stars of Hyrule Pro-Wrestling sure are! Hungry for competition, and hungry for something more! The Clash of Fates has already shaped much of HyruleMania 3, and with Arrow Club holding most of the gold, they’ve all got targets on their backs! One big target is on young Torbevito’s back as he’s still Death Mountain Champion. Tali isn’t allowed to challenge him again, but a legal loophole allows Aveil of the Desert Flowers to throw her proverbial hat into the ring! But she, Onox, Ghirahim (yes, even Ghirahim) and the Dark Horses, Ralph, Odolwa and Byrne, must all fight to qualify!

The next biggest target is the HPW Trios Championships! The Swamp Boss, Bad Croc Scaly, and the Young Ducks, Mack & Rick Quackson, crossed off the Desert Flowers, but the Dames of the Dunes are a different story. Tali swaps with Aveil so that she, Riju & Buliara are now part of a massive Trios match! They are joined by The Dark Forces and the UnderWorld Order, two factions that previously held these titles, as well as former champions, Groose & Tingle. Of course, this is a Trios match, so Groose & Tingle do need a partner. Did they find someone to join them in this golden opportunity? Or will they be replaced by a team that’s chomping at the bit?

But first! As an appetizer for their showdown at HyruleMania, we see the HPW Triforce Champion, Kage, take on the Hyrule Warriors winner, Igos du Ikana, in a tag team match! 2v2 is rare, but Kage really only has one ally available to him in Wizzro, so 2v2 it will be. Who will taste sweet victory on the way to the Celebration of Greatness? HPW Fyter Feast on Trilby Plain starts now!

 

Kage & Wizzro VS Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta!

The Hero’s Shadow had one of the most brutal matches perhaps anywhere against Link not even a month ago, but he doesn’t care. Will the HPW Triforce Champion stay strong just a month out from HyruleMania? Or will he already #FallToRuin here at Fyter Feast?

The teams sort out, and fans fire up as Kage and Igos both start for their teams, giving us all an appetizer of their title match. Kage and Igos circle, approach, feel things out, and then Igos knees Kage low! Kage sputters and stumbles to the ropes, his ribs still hurting from the Blood Match. Igos and Keeta laugh at Kage’s pain, and Igos mockingly asks Kage what’s wrong. Kage snarls and glares at Igos, but he is clutching his ribs. Igos waits on Kage and Kage approaches. They tie up, go around the ring, and Kage gets a headlock. Kage grinds the hold, but then Igos throws a body shot! Kage’s bad ribs get him again!

Igos slips out of the headlock, CLUBS Kage on the back, then wraps on a rear bearhug! Kage endures as Igos squeezes the bad ribs! Fans rally, Kage pries at the hold, but Igos RAMS Kage into the Ikana corner. Igos RAMS his shoulder in again and again, and then digs his shoulder in. The referee counts, Keeta tags in, and Igos brings Kage out of the corner for a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER! Keeta covers, TWO!! That was a close one and even Kage knows it! Was taking this match too much too soon? Keeta stomps Kage to the ropes. Keeta stands Kage up and pushes him against the ropes. The ref counts and Keeta lets off at 4 with a hard body shot!

Kage drops to a knee and grits his teeth. Keeta flexes his arms like he’s that strong but fans boo. Keeta stands Kage back up against the ropes, pushes him against them again, but lets off at 4 with another body shot! Kage staggers away to a corner while Keeta flexes again. Keeta storms over to Kage in the corner but Kage ELBOWS him away. Keeta staggers, but Kage ROCKS him with a forearm! And ROCKS him again! And again! Kage whips, but Keeta reverses to scoop and SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Another close call! Keeta drags Kage up and headlocks. Keeta reaches out for Igos, but Kage slips away and scrambles to his corner.

Fans rally up as Kage sits up, but Wizzro tags in. Kage grimaces but he slides out of the ring. Kage growls in frustration but Wizzro assures him that he’s got this. Wizzro taunts Keeta and fans rally up. Keeta looks to Igos and shrugs. Keeta and Wizzro approach, tie up, and Keeta’s height advantage makes it easy for him to push Wizzro to ropes! The ref counts, but Wizzro steps through the ropes to get on the apron. The ref reprimands as Wizzro holds onto Keeta’s arms. Wizzro says, “Okay, hold on.” And then he HOTSHOTS Keeta! Keeta staggers and sputters away, Wizzro hurries in and BULLDOGS Keeta down! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up for Wizzro as he dares Keeta to get up. Keeta sits up, Wizzro reels him in, but Keeta pushes him away. Wizzro comes back and jumps, but Keeta blocks the DDT again! Keeta pops Wizzro to a fireman’s carry, for a GORON DROP! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO, and now Keeta scrambles away to his corner! Wizzro eggs Keeta on and fans fire up with him, but Keeta tags out to Igos. Igos circles with Wizzro, but then he sucker punches Kage off the apron! Igos ROCKS Wizzro, clinches and throws knee after knee. He backs Wizzro down, ROCKS him again, and has him in the Ikana corner.

Igos digs his boots in, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4 to tag Keeta. Keeta stomps Wizzro, digs his boots in, then lets off at 4. Keeta drags Wizzro up, CLUBS him on the back, then clamps on a headlock, grinds the hold, but Wizzro throws body shots. Wizzro powers out but Keeta grabs onto his hood! Keeta uses that to reel Wizzro back in! Keeta hits a headlock takeover but Wizzro keeps his shoulders up. Keeta blocks Wizzro’s headscissor attempt, and he throws down palm strikes. Wizzro grabs at Keeta’s face, but being a skeleton, Keeta has no hair or ears to pull at. So Wizzro uses a forearm to push Keeta into the headscissors!

Keeta kips free, Wizzro reverses the roles and hits a headlock takeover! Keeta headscissors back and Wizzro can’t get free as Keeta holds on tight. Wizzro kicks and hops around, and pops free, and he jumps on Keeta to get a headlock! Fans cheer the technical exchange but Igos coaches Keeta to get up. Keeta fights his way up as Wizzro grinds the hold. Keeta reaches out for Igos, but Wizzro fishhooks his mouth! The ref reprimands but Wizzro brings Keeta around. Kage returns to the corner, Wizzro reaches out for him, but Keeta back suplexes! Wizzro lands on his feet! Keeta swings but Wizzro gets under, hot tag to Kage!

Fans fire up as Kage springboards in to FLYING KNEE Keeta down! Kage BLASTS Igos off the apron! Kage then aims at Keeta to run in and MASTER SWORD! Fans fire up as Kage roars, and Kage brings Keeta back up. Kage tries to Electric Chair Lift, but that’s hard to do with bad ribs. Keeta elbows Kage away, then Keeta powers Kage to ropes. Keeta uses that momentum to whip Kage, but Wizzro sneaks a tag in. Kage sunset flips Keeta, Wizzro goes to the adjacent side to SPRINGBOARD SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up and Wizzro brings Keeta up. Wizzro wrenches an arm and hooks Keeta up, but Keeta powers out of the Mouse Trap!

Keeta has Wizzro on his shoulder and he RAMS Kage off the apron with him! Keeta then runs all the way to the Ikana corner to RAM Wizzro into buckles! Igos tags in, Keeta runs with Wizzro again, TERMINA STAMPEDE! Igos looms over Wizzro and lifts his head up with his foot! Kage gets up on the apron but Keeta’s HIP ATTACK knocks him back down! ELEGY OF EMPTINESS for Wizzro! Cover, the Ikana Royal Family wins!

Winners: Igos du Ikana & Captain Keeta, by pinfall

Fans are torn as the Ruler of Ruin stands tall! Kage is down on the outside, will he soon be on the outside looking in when it comes to the Triforce Championship? Or will he be 100% by HyruleMania?

 

HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Aveil VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole!

The Desert Flower’s most balanced and technical member begins a journey in the singles division, determined to avenge the Gerudo Alliance! Will this flower bloom all on her own? Or will the Dark Horse with the iron fist dry that opportunity up?

The bell rings and fans sing, “Aveeeil~, Aveil Aveil Aveeeil~! Aveeeeil~, Aveeeil~!” as she circles with Byrne. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and Aveil drops to roll and wrench the wristlock. Byrne breaks free, ROCKS Aveil, then goes for the Iron Claw! Aveil holds it off and fans rally up as the two struggle. Aveil shifts to arm-drag Byrne away! Byrne comes back, into another arm-drag! Cole is upset but the fans applaud as the two stand off. Byrne and Aveil reset and circle again. They feel things out again, but Byrne shoots in to waistlock and SLAM Aveil to the mat. Byrne floats to facelock, but Aveil slips right out to facelock back.

Byrne rolls but Aveil rolls with him to keep hold of the facelock. Aveil shifts to go for an arm but Byrne rolls and goes for a headlock. Aveil rolls to avoid it and still go for the arm. Byrne gets to his feet and he powers Aveil to the ropes. The ref calls the ropebreak while fans applaud the technical exchange. Aveil lets go of Byrne’s arm and Byrne lets off slowly, but then Byrne clamps on the IRON CLAW! Fans boo and the ref reprimands but Cole is all fired up! The ref counts, Byrne lets off at 4 and Aveil sputters her way to a corner. Byrne storms after her and stomps a mudhole in. The ref counts again and Byrne stops at 4.

Fans boo Byrne and chant “You Still Suck!” as he brings Aveil up. Byrne whips corner to corner but Aveil goes up and over and handsprings away! Fans cheer, Byrne rushes at Aveil but she goes Matrix to dodge! Then she CALF KICKS Byrne to the corner! Aveil goes to the far corner, runs in and handsprings, to hit a BIG back elbow! Byrne staggers and Aveil drop toeholds him down! Aveil then hooks an arm and turns Byrne for a ghost pin! TWO and Byrne bails out of the ring. Fans cheer Aveil while Byrne regroups with Cole. Cole is upset but he coaches Byrne up. Byrne takes his time as the ring count climbs.

Byrne goes up the steel steps and steps in at 7 of 10. Aveil storms over but Byrne stays by the ropes. The ref has Aveil stay back, and she gets frustrated, but then Byrne kicks Aveil low! Fans boo the cheap shot but Byrne clamps on the IRON CLAW! Byrne squeezes Aveil’s head, then lifts, but Aveil kicks free! Aveil KICKS Byrne’s leg, KICKS him from the other side, then SOBATS! Byrne staggers back, rebounds, and he runs Aveil over! But Aveil kips back up! Fans fire up as the two stare down but Cole is mad again. Byrne swings but Aveil ducks to throw body shots! Aveil ROCKS Byrne with a haymaker, whips but Byrne reverses.

Aveil ducks ‘n’ dodges and springboards to CROSSBODY! Direct hit but Aveil bounces off the cover! Aveil hurries to the ropes to LYNEL-SAULT! Another direct hit! Cover, TWO! Byrne bails out again and fans fire up for Aveil as she hurries to the ropes! Cole shouts and Byrne avoids the Plancha! LOKO MONO! Down goes Aveil! Cole cheers but the fans boo as Byrne leaves Aveil behind. The ring count starts, Aveil stirs at 3 of 10. Aveil sits up in a bit of a daze, and flounders her way over at 6 of 10. Aveil uses the apron skirt to help stand up, and she slowly rolls in at 9! Fans cheer but Byrne stomps Aveil at the ropes, so the fans boo again.

The ref counts, Byrne lets off at 4 and he argues with the ref. Cole CHOKES Aveil on the ropes! Fans boo but Cole gets away with it, telling the fans to shut up. Byrne storms over and drags Aveil up, IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Fans rally as Aveil flails and reaches out! Byrne brings her away from ropes as he squeezes tighter! Fans rally harder but Aveil is fading! The ref checks, Aveil’s arm drops! The ref checks again, the arm drops twice! The ref checks again, but Aveil gets a second wind! Aveil reaches out, she finds her way to a corner, and she kicks off! She rolls back to get a cover! TWO!! Fans are thunderous as Byrne lets go just in time!

Aveil and Byrne catch their breath as they go to opposite corners. Cole is furious and he shouts at Byrne to finish this. Byrne and Aveil rush each other, Aveil ducks the clothesline to go to ropes. Aveil springboards to CROSSBODY, but Byrne rolls through! Byrne lifts Aveil into a fireman’s carry, but Aveil shifts to hit a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Cole is freaking out but fans are fired up as Aveil drags Byrne to a drop zone! Aveil goes to the corner, and jumps up for the BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Aveil wins!

Winner: Aveil, by pinfall (advances to HyruleMania 3)

Step one: complete! This Desert Flower is headed to the Celebration of Greatness! But will she succeed in step two and take the title from Torbevito?

 

HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Odolwa VS Onox!

The God of Woodfall wants to be the Champion of Death Mountain, but he must make it through Termina’s General of Darkness! Will Odolwa prove he’s more than just a Dark Horse? Or will Onox be yet another TCW icon moving on to the Celebration of Greatness?

The bell rings and fans chant for “O~NOX! O~NOX!” as Onox and Odolwa stare down. They slowly approach, until they’re face to face. Well, Odolwa still has to look up at Onox, so not really face to face. Both men snarl at the other, and then Odolwa throws a heavy forearm! But Onox doesn’t budge! Onox smirks while Odolwa looks around in surprise. Odolwa winds up and throws another heavy forearm! Onox takes a half step back, but he comes back with another smirk. Odolwa throws a third hard forearm, but Onox DECKS Odolwa with just one! Fans fire up as Odolwa flounders to the ropes and Onox stalks after him.

Odolwa crawls to the apron but Onox drags him back in! Onox drags Odolwa up to wrench an arm and then CLUB the shoulder. Odolwa reaches for ropes but Onox keeps him away from them with a wristlock. Onox grinds the shoulder but Odolwa endures. Odolwa rolls, but Onox wrangles Odowla down with a top wristlock! Odolwa endures again, and he throws punches and kicks at Onox. Odolwa kips up and arm-drags Onox away! Onox gets up but he runs into another arm-drag! Onox blocks the third time, shakes his head, and he brings Odolwa up to DECK with another forearm! Fans fire up for “O~NOX! O~NOX!” again as he looms over Odolwa.

Onox stalks Odolwa to ropes again and brings him up. Onox whips Odolwa, only to reel him in and FLAPJACK HOTSHOT! Odolwa sputters while Onox runs to run Odolwa over! Fans cheer as Onox roars and flexes! Onox dares Odolwa to get up, and Odolwa pounds the mat in frustration. Odolwa gets up and he throws another heavy forearm! Onox feels that one! Odolwa growls, ROCKS Onox with another forearm, and another, and another! Odolwa aims, SUPERKICK! Onox staggers, but he rebounds and he CLOBBERS Odolwa on the return! Fans fire up again while Onox drops to a knee to steady himself.

Fans chant for “O~NOX! O~NOX!” as he stands back up. Onox grabs Odolwa’s leg but Odolwa kicks at him with the other! Onox grabs that leg, but then Odolwa twists and rolls to bring Onox down into a victory roll! TWO, Onox and Odolwa RAM into each other! Odolwa’s crossed arm stance stands up to Onox’s size and strength! Odolwa snarls at Onox, but Onox Goron Uppercuts him down! Onox runs the ropes to SENTON, but Odolwa moves! Onox crashes down, and Odolwa hurries to PENALTY KICK Onox in the back! Onox snarls at Odolwa now, but Odolwa BUZZSAWS! Odolwa pushes Onox over for the cover, TWO!

Odolwa is furious but fans are fired up for “H P DUB! H P DUB!” Odolwa shouts at Onox to get up, and Onox sits up into another PENALTY KICK! This time to the front! But Onox snarls as he stays sitting up! Odolwa PENALTY KICKS from the back again! Onox snarls more, and he gets up to his feet! Odolwa snarls at Onox, and SUPER- NO, Onox blocks the superkick! Onox throws Odolwa down by that leg, then runs to SLIDING FOREARM! Cover, TWO, Onox SENTONS! It hits this time, and Onox covers again, TWO! Onox fires up and shakes the ropes! Fans fire up with him as he watches Odolwa slowly get up.

Onox kicks low and underhooks the arms. Odolwa resists the lift, wrenches out and ROUNDHOUSES! Onox staggers but Odolwa holds onto the wristlock. Odolwa reels Onox into a clinch, BACKBREAKER to COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO! Onox survives that lethal combination and fans fire up again! Odolwa roars and beats his chest, and he watches Onox slowly get up. Odolwa reels Onox in for a clinch, but Onox fights it with elbows! And elbows and elbows and elbows! Onox stands Odolwa up to point-blank LARIAT! Fans are thunderous as Onox roars! Odolwa sits up in a daze, and Onox drags him up in double underhooks!

Onox lifts Odolwa, but Odolwa kicks and flails! Odolwa shovels Onox up in the Hebra Lift!? For a SUDDEN DROP!! The “Wood Fall!” Cover, ODOLWA WINS!!

Winner: Odolwa, by pinfall (advances to HyruleMania 3)

What a shocker! The Sword of the Swamp did not shatter against the boulder of a man that is Onox! This Dark Horse is stampeding his way to HyruleMania, but will he be in the winner’s circle at the Celebration of Greatness?

 

Wait, what’s that on the tron?

“FACE YOUR FOE” plays on the titantron, and it’s rather glitchy… And there’s even glitchy audio saying those three words. Then it’s practically shouting, “Face your foe! Face your foe! FACE! YOUR! FOE!!” The image goes away, the lights all go out, and then the lights come back up as if nothing happened. But what does it all mean?

 

HPW Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match Qualifier: Ralph VS Ghirahim!

One last Dark Horse enters the race! The Lad from Labrynna wants to live up to his potential, but he’s up against the Living Blade! Will Ralph take the Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match for a spin? Or will Ghirahim redeem himself from saying “I Quit” at Clash of Fates?

Ghirahim seems to have healed up well from Clash of Fates, but he’s wearing his black outfit for this one. As for Ralph, he hasn’t changed his gear, it’s still baby blue with purple cuffs and brown boots. The bell rings, Ralph and Ghirahim circle, but then Ghirahim bails out. Fans boo and Ralph is confused as Ghirahim does stretches. Shouldn’t he have done this backstage before the match? Ralph tells Ghirahim to get in the ring, as does Tiger Sahasrahla, but Ghirahim tells them to hold on. Ghirahim shakes out a leg and tells Ralph to back off. Sahasrahla has Ralph stay back and Ghirahim slowly slides in, but then rolls right back out.

Fans boo as Ghirahim keeps stalling. Ghirahim walks around the way and Ralph gets impatient. Ralph slides out but Ghirahim slides back in the ring! Fans boo as Ghirahim now tells Ralph to get in the ring. Ralph is annoyed and he slides in, but then Ghirahim bails out the other side! Ghirahim again pretends like he needs a minute to loosen up his back. Sahasrahla starts a ring count but Ghirahim lets it climb to 5 of 10. Ralph slides out again, but Ghirahim ROCKS Ralph with a big forearm! Fans boo but Ghirahim POSTS Ralph! Ralph falls over and clutches his shoulder. Ghirahim tells him to get up, “that’s nothing compared to what happened to me.”

The ring count is climbing again as Ghirahim drags Ralph up by his bad arm. Ghirahim wrenches the arm, but Ralph ROCKS Ghirahim with a forearm! The count is 5 of 10 as Ralph throws another forearm, but Ghirahim throat chops back! Sahasrahla reprimands but Ghirahim wrenches and hammerlocks the arm. Ghirahim POSTS Ralph again! Ralph slumps down while fans boo and Ghirahim gets in the ring at 6 of 10. Ralph clutches the bad arm and manages to stand at 8 and roll in. Ghirahim runs over and KICKS Ralph in the side! Ghirahim stomps Ralph into a corner and then stomps a mudhole in! Sahasrahla counts, Ghirahim lets off at 4, and he soaks up the heat as fans boo.

Ralph flounders and drags himself up in the corner. Ralph eggs Ghirahim on and fans fire up! Ghirahim snarls and rushes over, but into a BOOT! Ghirahim snarls and runs back in but Ralph dodges and Ghirahim hits buckles! Ghirahim staggers and Ralph fireman’s carries! Ralph starts up the AIRPLANE SPIN! Fans fire up and count along! Ralph gets to 10! 15! 20! Ralph slows down and gets to 23, and then he spins the other way! But he only gets to four before Ghirahim slips off! Ralph and Ghirahim stagger around dizzily, but Ralph steadies himself. He points to either side of Ghirahim, and then brings his hands together straight ahead. Then he SUPERKICKS Ghirahim down!

Fans fire up as Ralph fires up, but he still wobbles a bit. Ralph goes to a corner and he waits on Ghirahim to get up. Fans rally, Ghirahim slowly stands, and Ralph runs in! But Ghirahim runs in and rolls him up! With tights! TWO!! Ralph complains about the tights, but Ghirahim CHOPS Ralph! Ralph ROCKS Ghirahim with a forearm! Ghirahim CHOPS again! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Ghirahim whips corner to corner, Ralph goes up and over to BACKSTABBER! Ghirahim writhes, Ralph steps over him and goes up the corner! Ralph takes aim, 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ghirahim survives and Ralph is shocked!

Ralph thinks of what he can do. He drags Ghirahim up, CLUBS him, then torture racks! Ravio starts spinning, but Ghirahim rakes the eyes! Sahasrahla reprimands and fans boo but Ghirahim doesn’t care, he just runs to springboard, GHIRACUTTER! Cover, ONE?!? Ghirahim is shocked and furious that this Dark Horse is so defiant! Ghirahim snarls as he goes to a corner and takes aim. Ralph sits up, for HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ghirahim wins!!

Winner: Ghirahim, by pinfall (advances to HyruleMania 3)

The comeback no one wants to see is happening! Ghirahim is joining Torbevito, Aveil, Odolwa and Midna, but will he be able to rise above them all to reach the summit of Death Mountain again?

 

HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Three By Four: The Dames of the Dunes w/ Shabonne VS The Dark Forces VS The UnderWorld Order w/ Ted Beedle Ossi VS Groose, Tingle & ???

Tali, Buliara & Riju form a new trio in order to get revenge against Arrow Club. Cia, Volga and their Gibdo, as well as Skull Kid, Hollywood ReDead and their Gibdo, all want to bring the Trios titles back home to their factions. And the Skyfall Stud mostly wants payback on Skull Kid, and going to HyruleMania will be icing on the cake! But does Groose’s team even have a third partner?

Wait, as Groose and Tingle make their entrance, they wait on stage, leaving space between them. They both point to the entryway and smile, as LADRONA makes her entrance! Fans cheer as the Thief Girl joins the fight! They are now, “The Good, the Bad & The Studly!” But will they be #1 contenders after tonight?

In this massive match of 12 people, only two teams are legal at any given time, but anyone can tag in. The trios all sort out, and after a bit of arguing, we end up with both Gibdos starting! Fans rally up as #DFG and #UWOG stare down. The bell rings and they fire off fast and furious fists! Fans fire up as the shots keep going, and then they start to slow down. DFG ROCKS UWOG, then blocks the boot to CLUB the leg and UPPERCUT UWOG down! UWOG scrambles to the apron but DFG pursues! DFG CLOBBERS UWOG from behind and UWOG tumbles into barriers. ReDead storms over and ROCKS DFG!

Sahasrahla is referee for this match, too, and he reprimands ReDead. But then Volga FLYING KNEES ReDead! Now Sahasrahla reprimands the Dragon Knight! Skull Kid CROSSBODIES Volga! Cia and Gibdo rush over now! Ladrona leads a chant of “FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!” as Cia stomps ReDead and Groose throws hands with Skull Kid! It’s already chaos and fans are loving it! The Gibdos brawl while Volga and Cia mug ReDead, but then Buliara and Riju step in. Buliara lifts Riju and TOSSES her out onto the cluster! Riju bowls everyone over and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as tiny Riju stands up and roars!

Buliara goes out and helps Riju drag UWOG up. They put him into the ring and then drag him all the way over to their corner. Tali tags in off UWOG and goes out to fetch DFG. Tali fireman’s carries DFG to run and POST him! Shabonne cheers while Beedle boos. Tali puts DFG in the ring, drags him back up, and fireman’s carries him again. Tali shows off by doing squats! Fans cheer, and then Tali trophy lifts DFG, to DROP him behind her! Tali flexes and fans cheer again. Tali then stands over DFG, to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover while Shabonne shouts, “She can do it all!” TWO! Tali keeps cool and she drags DFG over to tag Buliara.

Buliara and Tali drag DFG up to double whip him to ropes. Buliara fireman’s carries and Tali runs, BOOT O’ DOOM! Or rather, DUNES! Buliara covers, Volga breaks it! Shabonne protests but Volga exits before Buliara can get him. Buliara drags DFG up, brings him around, but DFG gets away before Tali tags back in. DFG reaches out to his corner, but Ladrona reaches out to tag in first! Ladrona waves and fans cheer while DFG exits in annoyance. Ladrona and Tali circle, and then Ladrona looks past Tali to her corner to shout, “NOW!” Tali turns around fast, but Tingle and Groose shrug. Ladrona jumps on Tali for a SLEEPER!

Groose and Tingle go “Oh…!” as they realize Ladrona was doing a fake-out. Tali flails and reaches out for ropes. Tali steps closer, but then Skull Kid reaches out. Groose barks at Skull Kid but Skull Kid flips him off! Sahasrahla has to keep Groose from going after Skull Kid on the apron, and Tali hits a BACKPACK SENTON! Tali covers but Sahasrahla is still distracted! Tali shouts at him and he turns around to see the pin! Sahasrahla counts, TWO! Shabonne complains but Tali drags Ladrona back up. Tali whips Ladrona hard into the Dames’ corner. Ladrona staggers, and Tali RAMS her back into the corner!

Tali digs his shoulder in and Sahasrahla counts. Buliara tags back in, and Tali feeds Ladrona to an atomic drop! Buliara lifts Ladrona again, Tali runs, and they hit Ladrona with a HEART PIECE ATTACK! Buliara covers, but she lets off as a member from every other team steps in! Buliara dares one of them to make a move, and fans fire up as ReDead, Volga and Groose all back down! Buliara drags Ladrona back up, tags Riju in, and they mug Ladrona. Riju headlocks to hit a takeover. Ladrona pulls hair, Sahasrahla reprimands and Ladrona lets off. Ladrona rolls Riju to a cover, ONE, but Riju holds onto the headlock.

Fans rally up as Ladrona fights to her feet. Ladrona throws body shots, powers out, but Riju RANAS in return! Ladrona ends up in the Dark Forces corner and Cia tags in. Cia runs in at Riju but Riju side steps and runs the ropes. Riju ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirl headscissors! Cia flounders to ropes, Riju runs in, but Cia sidesteps and waistlocks to O’Conner Roll! TWO, Volga tags in as Cia rebounds! Cia METEORAS Riju down! Volga LYNEL-SAULTS! Cover, TWO! Volga and Cia drag Riju up to POST in their corner! Volga tags DFG in and then drags Riju out. Volga feeds Riju to DFG and goes up the corner, BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! Cover, TWO!

DFG keeps on Riju with a chinlock. DFG grinds her to the mat but fans rally up. Riju endures but DFG thrashes her around. Riju reaches out, but DFG drags her away from the ropes and shifts to a headlock. Riju reaches back with her foot, and she gets the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts and DFG holds until 4. Riju stands up, and UWOG tags in off her. Fans rally up as the Gibdos meet again! UWOG taunts DFG and then shoves him. DFG shoves UWOG back! UWOG swings but DFG counter punches him! And again! And again! DFG whips, UWOG reverses and RAMS DFG! DFG rebounds to RAM UWOG! UWOG rebounds, and they both RAM shoulders!

DFG throws a forearm but UWOG gives it back. DFG throws another forearm, but UWOG gives that back, too. Fans rally up as the forearms fly back and forth. UWOG gets the edge, spins, but DFG BOOTS the rolling elbow away! DFG KNEE SMASHES UWOG, then reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! DFG keeps on UWOG with a chinlock. UWOG endures, fights up, and he picks DFG up to RAM into a corner! But it’s the Studly corner! Groose and Tingle tag in?! They both get in but Sahasrahla stops them! Who’d they tag off of? Gibdo! Which one?! Groose and Tingle both shrug. Well they can’t both be legal! They’re on the same team!

Groose says he and Tingle can settle this. Rock paper scissors, shoot! Tie, go again! Tie, go again! The Gibdos look at each other as Tingle and Groose keep tying. So the Gibdos both BOOT Groose and Tingle! And they stomp away on them! But Sahasrahla stops them! Groose and Tingle can’t both be legal, but clearly a Gibdo has to be illegal now! Who got tagged first? The Gibdos point at each other! Sahasrahla sighs and holds his head in his hands. Sahasrahla says that Groose and Tingle tagging at the same time voids the tag, the Gibdos are both still legal! UWOG DECKS DFG! UWOG drags DFG up and puts him in the uWo corner and tags ReDead.

The uWo stomp away on DFG, Sahasrahla counts and ReDead lets off. ReDead taunts the rest of the Dark Forces, and Sahasrahla has to keep Volga from jumping. But this allows Skull Kid to CHOKE DFG! Groose protests, Sahasrahla heads back over to reprimand Skull Kid, and Skull Kid tells Groose to mind his own business! ReDead drags DFG up and ROCKS him with a right. DFG staggers and ReDead stalks him to ropes. ReDead CHOKES DFG and shouts at him, “You should’ve joined when you had the chance!” Sahasrahla counts, ReDead lets off at 4, and ReDead runs side to side. Cia sneaks a tag in before ReDead clotheslines DFG up and out!

Cia slips in behind ReDead for a BACKSTABBER! She manages to get ReDead up and over into BLACK MAGIC! ReDead flails and reaches out while Cia pulls back on the hold! UWOG runs in but Volga springboards to FLYING KNEE him down! Volga DECKS Skull Kid for good measure, but Tingle runs in to kick at Cia! Cia lets ReDead go to grab Tingle’s leg! She hands it off to Volga and he DRAGON SCREWS Tingle down! Groose gets in to turn Volga around! RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Cia kicks but Groose blocks! Groose ducks the enziguri but the HEEL KICK comes back! Ladrona rolls Cia up for the schoolgirl KICK!

Riju MISSILE DROPKICKS Ladrona! Then she kips up! Fans fire up and Riju builds speed to DIVE at DFG! But DFG catches her! DFG shifts Riju around to SNAKE EYES off the apron! DFG then BOOTS Riju down! DFG gets back in the ring but Tali is there and she SPEARS him down! ReDead is back up and he BOOTS Tali! But Tali rebounds and RAMS ReDead! ReDead staggers and Buliara holds the ropes down! ReDead teeters but he doesn’t really fall out. Tali runs over to clothesline ReDead up and out! ReDead staggers up to his feet and Beedle rushes over to check on him. Buliara CROSSBODIES ReDead and Beedle down!

Fans are thunderous while Sahasrahla is panicked! Buliara drags ReDead up and puts him in, then tags in off him. Buliara storms over to DFG and drags him up to a fireman’s carry. DFG fights free and HEADBUTTS Buliara. DFG reels Buliara in for a SPINEBUSTER! DFG drags Buliara into a drop zone, and he goes up the corner?! But then Skull Kid trips him up! Fans boo but this is the Studly corner, though, Skull Kid can’t tag in. Skull Kid still goes up top, and he ROCKS DFG into a Tree of Woe! DFG tries to sit up, but Skull Kid gives him WOE STOMPS! Skull Kid then drags Buliara up, but Buliara gives him a POP-UP GORON DROP! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up while Buliara drags Skull Kid back up. Buliara heads for the Dames’ corner but Skull Kid slips free and CHOP BLOCKS a leg! Buliara drops to a knee, Skull Kid hits a BASEMENT DDT! Cover, Riju stomps it apart. Riju brings Skull Kid up but Skull Kid HEADBUTTS her back! Buliara pops Skull Kid right up to an Electric Chair! Riju goes up top, fans are thunderous as they hit a DOOMSDAY DEVICE!! Or maybe, DUNES Day! Buliara covers, but ReDead SPINEBUSTERS Riju onto the pin! Fans boo as ReDead saves Skull Kid and drags him away! ReDead tags in, then he storms over to drag Buliara up.

ReDead scoops Buliara, SLAMS her, then roars before he runs the ropes! But DFG POUNCES him off course! DFG roars at UWOG and dares him to get back in! UWOG stares DFG down, and he tags in off ReDead! The Gibdos fire off haymakers, but Sahasrahla reprimands DFG for being in illegally! DFG knees low, BOOTS UWOG, but UWOG rebounds to BOOT back! DFG rebounds, but UWOG avoids the boot to run and BODY CHECK DFG! UWOG storms over to Buliara but Buliara hits a JAWBREAKER! UWOG wobbles, Buliara DISCUS LARIATS! Fans are thunderous again while both wrestlers are down!

“THIS IS AWESOME!” as UWOG and Buliara both crawl. UWOG ends up in the Studly corner and Ladrona tags in! She hurries and anchors Buliara’s foot! Ladrona drags Buliara away, but Buliara rolls and kicks at her. Ladrona holds on tight, and she gives the leg a DDT! Then she wraps the leg up for a HEEL HOOK! Buliara endures and fans rally! Buliara drags herself over towards the Dames’ corner, and Tali tags in! Tali drags Ladrona up but Groose runs in. But Riju hurries up to stand on Buliara’s shoulders! Riju leaps off Buliara to CROSSBODY Groose! But Groose rolls through! Groose stares Tali down as they each hold the other’s teammate up!

But Skull Kid runs in to TORPEDO MAJORA Groose down!! Skull Kid drags Groose out of the ring, and Tali looks to Buliara. They both shrug, and then Tali tosses Ladrona to Buliara for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Ladrona sits up in a daze, Buliara drags her back up and picks her up. Tali runs in and they SANDWICH Ladrona! Tali then gut wrenches Ladrona and Buliara helps out, DOUBLE PILEDRIVER!!! Tali covers, the Dames win!!

Winners: The Dames of the Dunes, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the HPW Trios Championships)

The Gerudo Alliance has succeeded! But this is only the start of their redemption! Aveil is going after Torbevito in the Ladder Match, and now Tali, Riju & Buliara are going after- OH! Speaking of going after, Groose and Skull Kid are still brawling outside! Groose clotheslines Skull Kid over the barriers! The rest of the uWo hurries over but the Dark Forces go after them! Groose chases after Skull Kid among the crowd! The Gibdos also brawl, and ReDead going after Volga. Cia chases Beedle off! What will it take to settle things between all these grudges?

WAIT! Arrow Club makes their way on stage! Bad Croc Scaly & The Young Ducks raise their trios titles, and Shabonne is already saying The Dames are getting that gold! Will redemption be completed at the Celebration of Greatness?


My Thoughts:

This was a fun card to put together. Now, granted, I put a lot more into that huge Trios main event, but there’s a lot going on with all those characters there, obviously. There are definitely grudge matches cooking for the Gibdos, as well as Groose and Skull Kid. And while it might seem a bit much, but the Gerudo Alliance is all getting in on the rematches. The Ladder Match is going to be wild with Ghirahim also getting another shot at Midna. In the field of Ghirahim, Midna (true form), Torbevito, Aveil and Odolwa, Odolwa is the biggest but he’s not a hoss, so this is going to be a fast paced, physical ladder match. The Trios Championships could also be a toss up, but it’s also tricky since we just saw the Gerudo Alliance lose to Arrow Club at Clash of Fates.


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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (1/31/23)

The Bracket of Courage!

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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 39

HPW’s Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament continues, and the opening round wraps up with the Bracket of Courage! And LINK IS BACK!! Will the Hero of Hyrule win the tournament all over again?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bracket of Courage: Ralph VS Kēvín Gibdo; Kēvín wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Courage: Cia VS Harlequin; Harlequin wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Courage: Fin Balure VS Garo Master; Fin wins and advances.
  • Bracket of Courage: Link VS Volga; Link wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

Are you ready four the finish? The Bracket of Courage closes the opening round, and this could be the biggest moment in the tournament already! First: Kēvín is coming off his win to become the Gibdo of All Gibdos, but he takes on the young and hungry Lad from Labrynna! Second: The Faces of Evil have Harlequin representing them in hopes of increasing their odds. Third: Fin Balure is furiously determined to redeem himself from losing the HPW Termina Championship to the man now simply known as Ganon.

And last but far from least, we see the return of LINK! The Hero of Hyrule returns from the brutal Blood Match at Clash of Fates, but can he show that there is no fate but what we make? Who survives this insane first round line-up? The HPW Triforce Tournament in Eldin Canyon reaches the finale, now!

 

Ralph VS Kēvín Gibdo!

The Lad from Labrynna is still looking for his chance to shine, but he’s running into the Gibdo of All Gibdos! Will Ralph be able to survive into the second round? Or will Kēvín’s transformation bring about a second coming for The Dark Forces?

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally as the two approach, they tie up and Kevin easily powers Ralph to a corner. Ralph shouts for the ropebreak and the ref counts. Kevin lets off, but he keeps his eyes on Ralph as he backs up. Ralph comes back, feels out a grapple with Kevin, and they tie up again. Kevin again powers Ralph back, and they end up on the ropes. Ralph shouts again and the ref counts again, and Kevin lets off again, still staring Ralph down as he backs up. Ralph gets annoyed by that, and he rushes right up. But Kevin throws him aside! Ralph staggers up to his feet and ends up in a corner and fans cheer.

Ralph dusts himself off, storms back up on Kevin, and he throws a big forearm! Kevin’s head turns to the side, but then he looks right back at Ralph! Ralph throws another forearm, but again Kevin just looks back at Ralph. Ralph throws forearm after forearm, then winds up, but Kevin choke grips him! CHOKE- NO, Ralph slips free of the slam! Ralph goes for that arm, but Kevin fights off the takedown. Kevin whips Ralph away to ropes, then scoops him! SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Kevin stands over Ralph. Ralph drags himself up with Kevin’s leg, then he throws body shots. But Kevin CLUBS him back down!

Kevin pushes Ralph to the ropes and CHOKES him! The ref reprimands and counts, and Kevin lets off at 4. Ralph sputters, Kevin CLUBS him on the back again! Kevin whips Ralph to ropes, but Ralph holds ropes to stop himself. Kevin runs in but Ralph BOOTS him back! Ralph KICKS Kevin in the leg, then again, and again! Kevin hobbles, Ralph pursues, but Kevin ROCKS him with a right! Ralph flops against the ropes and fans fire up. Kevin stands Ralph up to bump him off buckles. Kevin brings Ralph around to another corner and bumps him off more buckles. Kevin goes for a third corner, but Ralph blocks that buckle bump!

Ralph throws body shots, he backs Kevin down, and fans are torn. Ralph KICKS Kevin in the leg again, then KICKS him in the other leg. Ralph SOBATS, runs, but Kevin CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up as Kevin stands over Ralph again. Kevin drags Ralph up, then choke grips! Ralph CLUBS the arm, kicks Kevin low, and is free! Ralph fireman’s carries Kevin! But Kevin is too heavy for him and Ralph drops to his knees! Kevin ELBOWS Ralph, choke grips again, and CHOKE SLAMS! Cover, TWO!! Ralph survives and fans fire up! But Kevin keeps cool and he waits on Ralph to stand back up. Ralph crawls to a corner, drags himself up, and Kevin runs in to SPLASH!

Kevin scoops Ralph to SNAKE EYES! Kevin runs to BOOT Ralph down! Fans fire up while Kevin slashes his throat! Kevin drags Ralph up, gut wrenches, and he hits a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! Cover, Kevin wins!

Winner: Kēvín Gibdo, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Another win for the Gibdo of All Gibdos, and it was the fastest win in the whole tournament! Maybe in this tournament’s history! Will he keep this momentum going until he is the champion of all champions?

 

Cia VS Harlequin!

Speaking of The Dark Forces, the Dark Sorceress now steps up to represent. But will she beat the literal Bokoblin clown to then face her teammate? Or will this Face of Evil be laughing all the way to the bank?

Harlequin is already laughing at the bell. He and Cia circle, feel things out, but Harlequin’s laughter is annoying Cia. Cia kicks low, CLUBS Harlequin on the back, then clamps on a headlock. Harlequin powers out, then dodges Cia to run and run her over on the return. Harlequin laughs some more, but Cia gets up to kick him again. Cia wrenches an arm to a wristlock, Harlequin reaches for ropes, but Cia brings him away. Harlequin rolls, spins, wrenches, and wrangles Cia down with a top wristlock! Fans boo but Harlequin just laughs. Cia sits up, rolls back, and arm-drags Harlequin away. Harlequin comes back, but into another arm-drag!

Cia has the armlock and she grinds Harlequin, but he keeps laughing! Harlequin moves around, gets to his feet, and he goes around and around with Cia to whip her into the corner hard! Cia staggers back, into a SIDE LEG SWEEP! Harlequin then gets the legs for a LEG TRAP CRADLE! TWO! Cia gets free and fans rally up, but Harlequin still smiles. Harlequin stalks Cia, clamps onto her with a chinlock, and he leans on the hold, grinning the whole time. Cia endures, fans rally up, and Cia reaches out for ropes. Harlequin brings her away from the ropes, but Cia slips around and lifts Harlequin for and atomic drop!

Harlequin clutches his butt, but still manages to laugh. It’s more “Oho ho ho” than “Hahaha” right now, but he’s technically smiling and laughing. Cia kicks Harlequin low again, brings him around, and lifts for another atomic drop! Harlequin hops around, still clutching his butt and going “Oho ho ho.” Cia storms up again but Harlequin blocks the kick this time. Harlequin wags his finger, and DRAGON SCREWS the leg! Harlequin laughs while he holds onto the leg, for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Harlequin has the leg again, but Cia kicks him with the other. Cia kicks Harlequin away, but Harlequin cartwheels through!

Fans boo as Harlequin laughs while creeping around the ropes. Cia shakes out the bad leg as she stands up, just completely at a loss over Harlequin’s behavior. Cia and Harlequin circle, approach, and they tie up. Harlequin wrenches an arm, but then goes after the bad leg! Harlequin trips Cia, has a standing toehold, and he stands on the other leg while twisting the ankle! Cia endures, reaches for ropes but she’s too far. Cia shakes her legs free, and she kicks Harlequin away again. Harlequin rushes back in but Cia sidesteps him. Harlequin rebounds off ropes, but Cia kicks low! But that’s Cia’s bad leg!

Cia shakes her leg out, runs, but Harlequin dropkicks her legs out! Cia hobbles, Harlequin reels her in and hits a DDT! Cover, TWO! Harlequin still laughs as he clamps onto Cia’s leg. Harlequin turns Cia over, to SMASH the knee into the mat! Cia clutches the leg, but Harlequin grabs at it again. Cia scrambles and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Harlequin KICKS Cia’s bad leg as he lets off. Fans boo but Harlequin still smiles. Cia goes out to the apron to shake out the bad leg, but then Harlequin runs in to WRECK Cia with a dropkick! Cia falls to the floor and fans boo even harder, but Harlequin is busting up laughing!

Harlequin goes out after Cia but the ref tells him to get in the ring. Harlequin grabs at Cia’s bad leg, but she again kicks at him with her good leg. She gets him under the chin and Harlequin lets go. He laughs and says, “Okay, okay, sorry.” But then he turns around into a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! They both go down and fans fire up! Harlequin isn’t laughing anymore! He sits up and grumbles, “Lucky shot!” Cia gets up and back into the ring, but Harlequin pursues. Cia hobbles, and Harlequin CHOP BLOCKS her. Fans boo and Cia clutches her leg again, but Harlequin drags her right up. SHINBREAKER! Cia falls, Harlequin pushes her down and covers, TWO!

Harlequin is annoyed but the fans rally for Cia. Harlequin drags Cia up, grabs the leg again, and lifts her, SHIN- NO, Cia sunset flips through! TWO, and they both get up quick! Harlequin rushes in for the leg but Cia slips around him for a BACKSTABBER! But that’s double-edged given the bad leg! Cia still crawls after Harlequin and grabs at an arm! Harlequin resists the crossface, but Cia throws down elbows into his shoulder! Cia grapevines the arm and has the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Harlequin endures while fans fire up! Harlequin flails around, reaches out, and Cia’s struggling to hold his arm back with her bad leg!

Cia loses the grapevine and Harlequin crawls forward with both arms! But Cia just shifts into a BULLY CHOKE! Harlequin endures, fans chant for him to “TAP! TAP! TAP!” but Harlequin lurches forward to get the ROPEBREAK! Fans boo, the ref counts, and Cia lets off at 4. Cia hobbles away while Harlequin sputters and catches his breath. Fans rally for “CIA! CIA!” as she watches Harlequin. Harlequin stands up, Cia storms over and throws haymakers! Cia CLUBS Harlequin over and over, then whips him to ropes. Harlequin ducks ‘n’ dodges, then hits a NECKBREAKER DROP! Harlequin dances around as he waits on Cia to get back up.

Cia stands, Harlequin kicks her low and reels her in, but Cia powers out of the facelock! Harlequin storms up but into a SCORPION KICK! Cia reels Harlequin in for a CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Cia hobbles again, and she waits on Harlequin to stand up. Cia jumps up, BACKSTAB- NO! Harlequin holds ropes and Cia falls on her back! Harlequin grabs Cia’s bad leg, uses that to roll her back to her feet, and then dragon sleepers! TWISTING NECKBREAKER!! Cover, Harlequin wins!

Winner: Harlequin, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Harlequin’s “Twisted Sense of Humor” takes down the Dark Sorceress! Cia won’t have to worry about facing her teammate now, but will Kevin avenge her? Or will the Faces of Evil continue to dominate the tournament?

 

HPW hears from The UnderWorld Order!

Hollywood ReDead, Gomess, Death Sword and Ted Beedle Ossi defeat another group of Stalfos Bokoblins, aka Stalkoblins. Well, ReDead, Gomess and Death Sword do, Beedle was cowering behind a shield. The group continues moving through the dark maze that is the Thyphlo ruins, but then they stop. They look around, and Gomess asks, “Have we been going around in circles?” ReDead says, “I don’t know! The torches are all the same, I can’t tell if we’ve seen these before or if they’re new!” Death Sword shouts, “Then how the [censored] are we supposed to find where they put Āléx?!” The three start arguing, but Beedle speaks up.

Beedle looks past them and points to a glowing in the distance. “Could that be it?” The others look over, and there’s an eerie green-blue light. ReDead asks, “Is that blue fire?” Gomess says, “It’s more like green fire.” Death Sword says, “I dunno, it’s a bit of both. Y’know, like teal or aquamarine.” The others ask, “What?” Death Sword is a bit embarrassed but ReDead has them all move on towards the light. As they approach, they notice the light moving. It goes up gently, stays put for a second, then comes back down gently, and repeat. Beedle asks, “Is it… breathing?” The uWo gets closer, and they see the light is coming from an orb.

And that orb is attached to a chain that forms a necklace, around someone, or something, very, very big. Gomess whispers, “Is that Hinox?” Death Sword whispers, “The hell is he doing here?” ReDead whispers, “And what is with the glowing ball around his neck?” Beedle whispers, “It has to be something important, obviously! Let’s take it!” The four creep closer, and they each look to each other. They all expect someone else to grab the glowing ball, and this turns into a whispered argument. Eventually, Death Sword is volunteered as the tallest of them. Death Sword reaches out, but then Hinox’s one big eye opens up!

“So they were right!” Hinox says as he sits up. “You guys did decide to walk in here to get Alex back!” Beedle corrects Hinox, it’s “Āléx.” “That’s what I said. Alex.” “No, you keep saying it Al, Lex. It’s Ay, Lex.” Hinox and Beedle go back and forth with “Alex” and “Āléx,” and ReDead tells them to stop! ReDead asks about the glowing ball, and Hinox says, “Oh, this is the key to getting Alex back.” Beedle says, “Āléx, and I was right! We gotta get the ball!” The uWo, except for Beedle, jump on Hinox! They CLUB away on Hinox, but Hinox explodes out! Hinox ROCKS ReDead with a right, pushes Gomess away, then BOOTS Death Sword!

Gomess comes back, throws hands, but Hinox HEADBUTTS Gomess! Death Sword swings on Hinox but Hinox blocks Death Sword’s punch, to then HEADBUTT Death Sword! But ReDead grabs at the ball! ReDead pulls on the chain and it starts to choke Hinox! Hinox shouts for ReDead to stop, but ReDead keeps pulling! Hinox grabs at the chain, unlocks it, and ReDead staggers away as he has the whole thing! The uWo regroup and Hinox grumbles. “Fine, you can have it. The center of the ruins is just over that way. There’ll be a special platform for you to put the ball in, and that’ll raise a special platform, and, well, you’ll see.”

The uWo head off, find the space Hinox described, and see a square pedestal with the same teal light glowing from it. There’s an indentation, the ball is placed in it, and both square and ball go from teal to orange light. And up from the ground just ahead rises a conical shaped structure! Glowing in a similar orange light is the eye-shaped symbol of the Sheikah. “Of course it’s the Sheikah,” ReDead grumbles. “Whatever. Āléx must be inside there.” ReDead leads the way and they all walk inside, only a platform glowing blue. The platform lowers, revealing itself to be an elevator. The uWo enters inside a large underground space that feels both futuristic, yet ancient.

The space is lit by glowing blue pyramids atop sculpted stone. There are also blue runes running along the walls, with water shimmering as it reflects that light. But what the uWo focuses on is the sarcophagus from HyruleMania! They all rush forward, knowing Āléx is inside! Beedle knocks on the sarcophagus, asking if Āléx is okay in there. No answer. Gomess and Death Sword try prying it open but it is sealed shut. Then the group notices the runes on the sarcophagus.

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ReDead asks, “What language is this? Wingdings?” Beedle says it’s just Sheikah. Beedle gets out his Sheikah Slate to translate. ReDead rolls his eyes and says, “Oh of course. Create a special alphabet, then sell a device that can translate it. Scam artists.” Beedle tells him to shut up and listen. “If the… U… W… O… Wait, us? If the uWo is… reading this… We’ve got two words for ya, dot dot dot. Oh wait a minute!” ReDead is pissed at the “smug” Sheikah for trolling them, and he starts beating on the sarcophagus! The others tell him to stop, that’s not helping things! ReDead says, “Whatever! Let’s just get this outta here and figure it out later.”

They haul the sarcophagus back to the elevator, it goes up, but things get really crowded once they return to the surface. With a lot of arguing, cursing, and Beedle shouting, “PIVOT! PIVOT!” the uWo figures out how to get the sarcophagus out of the cone and they hurry to retrace their steps. But then more Stalkoblins show up! Or perhaps, the ones they beat up earlier are back on their boney feet? Either way, the uWo does their best to run past them to avoid fighting again. But there are so many, they end up making some really sharp turns, lose control, and lose hold of the sarcophagus! IT ENDS UP HITTING A TORCH AND CATCHING ON FIRE!!

“AAAAALEEEX~!” they all shout! “NOOO~!” The sarcophagus is burning, but then BLAM!! Alex busts out of it!! But he’s on fire, too!! Alex shakes free of the burning rags, and the flames cast his silhouette. Alex looks at the uWo (and into the camera) with piercing teal eyes. What has been reborn from the ashes that was Alex the Gibdo? And with the HPW Trios Championship #1 Contenders Gauntlet on the horizon, will this be the second life of the UnderWorld Order?

 

Fin Balure VS Garo Master!

The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla lost the Termina Championship at HyruleMania, but he looks to redeem himself by aiming for a bigger prize! Will the leader of Arrow Club hit the mark? Or will he lose to one of the Three Great Masters?

The bell rings and fans sing, “GAROOO~! GARO, GARO, GARO~! GAROOO~! GAROOO~!” but plenty of fans chant, “Arrow Club! Arrow Club!” Fin and Garo Master circle, tie up, and go around. They end up on ropes, go around, and Fin has control. The ref counts, Fin lets off with a pat on the shoulder. Garo keeps cool and circles with Fin again. Fans rally and duel, the two tie up again, and Fin wrenches to a wristlock. Garo rolls, kips up, wrenches and hammerlocks, but Fin switches that onto him. Fin wrenches to a wristlock, but Garo spins, backflips, and wrenches back! Fans applaud this exchange, but Fin rolls, spins and then arm-drags Garo.

Fin keeps on the armlock, Garo headscissors back, but Fin kips free. The two stand off and fans fire up! Fin nods while he and Garo reset. They circle again, fans rally up, and the two tie up again. Fin headlocks and grinds, but Garo powers up and out. Fin runs Garo over but Garo kips right back up! Things speed up, Garo rolls to dodge, then handsprings back! Garo runs to RANA Fin out of the ring! Fans fire up and Garo builds speed, to fake Fin out and do handsprings in place! Fans cheer but Fin is upset that Garo is showing off. Fin grabs a chair! The ref tells him no, put the chair down. Fin stands the chair up in the corner to take a seat.

Fans applaud as Fin eggs Garo on. Garo runs in, Fin kicks but Garo blocks it! Garo throws the foot down and rushes in, but Fin sends him into the chair! Fans lose their minds as the chair crunches! The ref checks Garo, but Fin snatches another chair from the timekeeper’s area! The ref tells Fin to put that chair down, but Fin again sits it up. Fin drags Garo over and sits down in the chair while he clamps on a neck wrench! Fans cheer the cheekiness while Garo endures! The ref counts, Fin lets off and the ref takes this chair away. Fin drags Garo up but Garo throws body shots. Fans chant “We Want Tables!” but this isn’t No Disqualifications!

Garo UPPERCUTS Fin, then runs, but into a DROPKICK! Fin covers, ONE!! Garo gets to ropes while Fin scowls. Fin drags Garo up, fans rally and Fin clamps on the abdominal stretch! Garo resists but Fin powers up to tighten it. Fin taunts Garo by “pulling the bow string” to shoot an imaginary arrow at him. Garo endures, but Fin shoves him down to a cover, TWO! Garo goes to a corner, Fin storms up and stomps him down. Fin sits Garo up, goes corner to corner and back again, to HESITATION DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Garo is still in this but Fin keeps focus. Fans rally and duel, Fin drags Garo up and bumps him off buckles. Fin CHOPS and Garo flounders while his chest is stinging!

The “WOO~!” echoes out, and then fans chant, “One More Time!” Garo shakes his head but Fin puts him in another corner, to CHOP! Garo staggers and stumbles but Fin stalks up behind him. Fin bumps Garo off buckles, hushes the crowd, and he CHOPS again! Garo leans against the ropes as his chest stings even more. Fin whips Garo corner to corner, runs in and CHOPS again! And CHOPS! And CHOPS, CHOPS, but Garo CHOPS in return! Garo CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Fin isn’t affected! Fin CHOPS Garo again and Garo sits down in the corner! Fans cheer that stinging exchange and Fin dusts himself off.

Fin whips Garo corner to corner but Garo reverses hard! Garo RAMS into Fin, goes to the apron, ENZIGURIS, then springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS! Fans fire up as Fin flounders out of the ring! Garo builds speed, goes up and up and SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTONS!! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous as Garo lands on his feet! Garo drags Fin up and puts him in the ring. “That was Awesome!” but then Garo springboards for a FLYING LARIAT! And then STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Garo drags Fin to a drop zone as fans rally and duel hard as ever! Garo climbs up, leaps, but Fin gets under!

Garo keeps moving, he comes back but Fin moves! Garo goes Spider-Man in the ropes, but Fin SHOTGUNS him out to the floor! Fans fire up again as now Fin… just rolls out of the ring. Fin smirks and fans boo for being trolled. Fin bumps Garo off the apron, then brings him around the way. Fin whips Garo, but Garo reverses and Fin hits railing hard! So hard, that the railing moves! Fans are thunderous again as Fin drags himself from where he ended up in the crowd. Garo borrows an idea from Fin and sits a chair up nearby. Garo sits Fin in the chair, and CHOPS him! Garo shakes out his hand, goes to the other corner, and runs in, into a CHOP from Fin!

Fans “WOO~!” and Garo is furious as his chest is stinging again! Fin brings Garo around, sits him down, and gets space! Fin runs in to SHOTGUN Garo against the railing! Fans fire up as Garo flops out of the chair! Fin puts Garo in the ring and then he climbs up the corner. Garo stands, Fin DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS anyway!! Cover, TWO?!? Garo survives and Fin can’t believe it! But the fans are thunderous again! “This is Awesome!” as Fin drags Garo up, but Garo fights the Half Hatch! Garo wrenches and hooks a leg, but Fin fights the lift! Garo pushes Fin away to then ROUNDHOUSE! But Fin PELES! Both men are down and fans are loving this!

A standing count begins as fans rally up harder than ever. Garo sputters and crawls to ropes, as does Fin. They are in opposite corners, and they stand at 5 of 10. Garo runs corner to corner, but Fin dodges! Fin CHOPS, whips corner to corner, but Garo goes up and over and keeps moving! Garo jumps to DOUBLE STOMP Fin down! STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Then a deadlift LEG CAPTURE SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Fin survives, Garo is stunned, and fans are electric! Garo steps over Fin, positions him in the drop zone, and then goes up top. GARO 630- NO! Garo has to bail out as Fin moves! Fin LARIATS Garo down!!

Fin hurries to drag Garo up in a dragon sleeper! BLOODY SUNDAY!! Cover, TWO?!?! Garo survives Fin’s best shot and no one can believe it! Fin drags Garo back up, dead weight as he is, for the- NO, Garo slips free of the Depth Charge! SCREW HIGH KICK!! Fin staggers about, Garo wrenches and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridge and a roll through, to a deadlift BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!?! Fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this has to end somehow! Garo goes up top again, he takes aim, GARO 630 CRASHES DOWN!! Fin avoids disaster, then goes up top! COUP DE GRACE!!! And then DEPTH CHARGE!!! Cover, Fin wins!!

Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla just rocked Garo Master and takes him out of the tournament! After a red hot start like that, will Fin go all the way to the top?

 

Link VS Volga!

Just when we didn’t think we’d see him again, the Hero of Hyrule returns! Will Link once again win the Triforce Tournament to get back to the Triforce Championship? Or will the Dragon Knight burn down this comeback story before it even begins?

Talk about a comeback, Link brought out his original green tights from the original tournament! Fans chant “Welcome Back! Welcome Back!” as he makes his way to the ring. Volga shows respect with a handshake, and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The bell rings and the two circle. They feel out the grapple, but Link backs up. Link shakes out his hands, and fans rally up as he and Volga reset. They tie up, are in a deadlock, and Volga wrenches an arm. Volga wristlocks, but Link rolls, spins, kips up, but he wobbles and Volga wrangles him back down. Volga has a top wristlock, but Link bridges to keep his shoulders up.

Link rolls, turns the wristlock onto Volga, but Volga rolls and spins. Volga kips up smoothly, but Link arm-drags Volga down to an armlock! Volga headscissors, Link kips free, but Volga arm-drags. Link headscissors, Volga kips free, the to stand off, and fans applaud the exchange. Link is clearly working off that ring rust, but he isn’t letting it deter him. Link shakes his hands out again as he circles with Volga. They tie up again, are in another deadlock, but Volga headlocks. Volga grinds Link, but Link throws body shots. Link powers up but can’t power out as Volga holds on tight. Volga eggs Link on, and Link throws more body shots.

Link powers Volga into a corner, referee Sahasrahla counts, and fans applaud as the two slowly let off. Link and Volga reset again and fans rally back up. They feel things out, but Volga shoots in to get around to waistlock. Link fights the lift, throws elbows, but Volga lets him spin around. Link fights the Northern Lights, CLUBS Volga, then goes to suplex. Volga fights that, then he goes to suplex. Link resists, and the two fight for suplex control. Volga suplexes Link up and over! Volga floats to the cover, TWO! Volga clamps onto Link with a chinlock and grinds Link down. Link endures and fans rally up but Volga leans all his weight on him.

Volga eggs Link on more, and Link fights up. Link pries at the chinlock, slips out the back and hammerlocks, but Volga switches the hammerlock onto Link. Link reaches around, working on an escape. Link sits, rolls, reels Volga in for a monkey flip! Link holds onto the arm as he rolls back, and he sits Volga up! Volga ducks the knee and rolls Link up! TWO, both men get up, but they each block the other’s superkick! Fans fire up while Link and Volga tell each other to let go. They argue about it, and then agree to slowly let each other down. They both set the other’s foot down, let go, and stand back up. Fans applaud, but then Volga ENZIGURIS!

Link staggers, fans boo, but Volga storms up to whip Link to a corner. Volga runs in to back elbow, then whips Link corner to corner. Volga runs in again, but Link dodges! Link runs back in to RAM his shoulder in! Link then slips out to the apron and pushes Volga from the corner. Link hesitates, but he still slingshots for the SLING- NO, Volga ducks the Sling Shot lariat and runs, to SLINGBLADE! Volga fires up, he waits on Link to stand back up, and then runs in to SLINGBLADE again! Fans boo while Volga goes to the corner. Volga climbs up, takes aim, for the FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Link survives and fans are shocked at how close that was!

Link rolls out of the ring and staggers to the railing. Volga builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Link is sent back into the railing! Volga gets back in the ring and builds speed again, to DIVE again! Another direct hit! Fans are torn as Volga goes into the ring again. Volga builds speed once again, but Link slides in! Volga slows down enough to just tumble out of the ring, and he turns around into Link’s DIVE! Fans fire up as Volga hits railing now! Link roars and fans fire up more, and then he gets in the ring. Link builds speed and he DIVES again! Now they’re even! Link then puts Volga back in the ring and covers, TWO!

Link pounds the mat and fans rally behind him. Link drags Volga back up, throws forearms, then spins, but Volga ducks the rolling elbow! Volga runs and returns, SLING- NO, Link throws Volga away. Volga storms back up, but into a SUPERKICK! Volga wobbles, Link wrenches his arm to HOOK SHOT! Link then reels Volga in to fireman’s carry, for BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! Volga survives but Link keeps his cool. Link goes up top now, but Volga hits the ropes! Link gets tripped up and lands on his sword! Link winces as he sits up, but Volga is right on him! Volga brings Link up, but Link resists the superplex!

Fans fire up as Link throws body shots but Volga CLUBS him on the back. Volga CLUBS Link again, but Link throws more body shots. Link then throws forearm after forearm, and he knocks Volga down! Fans fire up and Link stands back up, for the FIRE ARROW! Cover, TWO! But Link goes right back up, for the ICE ARROW! Cover, TWO! Link deadlifts Volga for the FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Volga survives all three arrows, but Link roars! Fans fire up as Link runs, but Volga ducks the Shining Wizard! But the BOOMERANG HEEL comes back! Link’s bringing back all the classics as he takes aim! But Volga avoids the Spin Attack!

Link hobbles, Volga swings but Link catches him to a clinch! Volga throws elbows to resist! Volga elbows away on Link, then throws Kawada Kicks! Volga tops it off with a KICK! Link staggers, Volga whips, but Link reverses to wrench! Volga ducks the Hook Shot, Link ducks an enziguri, Volga handsprings and runs. Link follows but Volga dodges the Master Sword! Link runs back in, Volga back drops him, but Link lands on his feet! Both men turn around, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS collide!! Both men fall down and fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as Link and Volga both stir and Sahasrahla starts a standing count.

Volga and Link crawl to opposite corners as fans rally up. The count is 5 of 10, both men drag themselves up with the ropes to stand at 7. They stare down from across the way, and Volga eggs on the “former Hero of Hyrule!” Link snarls and they both run in! MASTER SWORD! Link roars and fans are thunderous again! Link drags Volga up, underhooks the arms, and lifts, for the HELM SPLITTER!! Link holds onto the arms and sits Volga up! LIGHT ARROW!! Cover, Link wins!!

Winner: Link, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

His first match back is his first win back! Former champion as he may be, will Link return to his former glory?


My Thoughts:

Getting this one done just in time, but it was a lot of fun. I feel bad for Ralph, but Kevin couldn’t lose after that big win over Alex at HyruleMania. And of course Harlequin was going to win his first match after the Faces of Evil made their debut, so now each bracket has one FOE in through to the second round. I really like where the uWo is heading with this new form of Alex. He’s no longer a Gibdo because his bandages are gone, I can’t wait for the reveal in that Trios gauntlet. And Fin and Link both winning, we’re going to get a great showdown from them. Link is definitely going to have the crisis of confidence trope underlying his matches as the difficulty level goes up every round.


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The Bracket of Wisdom!

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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 38

HPW’s Fourth Annual Triforce Tournament continues, and now the Bracket of Wisdom takes its turn! Who will be the sharpest blade in the battle?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Bracket of Wisdom: Ladrona VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Byrne wins and advances to the next round.
  • Bracket of Wisdom: Lupay VS Master Kohga; Lupay wins and advances to the next round.
  • Bracket of Wisdom: Odolwa VS Ghirahim; Odolwa wins and advances to the next round.
  • Bracket of Wisdom: Veran VS Igos du Ikana; Igos wins and advances to the next round.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

Are you ready four more? Another year, another tournament, and another opportunity to be the best! But there are both faces old and new, and some of them EVIL! Lupay the Wolfos Wizard represents the Faces of Evil, but will he make it into the next round? Meanwhile, we see the God of Woodfall, the Sword of the Swamp, clash against the Demon Lord, the Living Blade! Whose edge will falter in this very first round? And in the main event, we see two living legends of Termina Championship Wrestling finally meet for the first time ever! The Sorceress of Shadows and the Ruler of Ruin both want to return to the top, but who will be the one to fall? The HPW Triforce Tournament in Eldin Canyon continues, now!

 

Ladrona VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole!

The lovely and charming Thief Girl looks to make a name for herself, but the same goes for the Man with the Iron Fist! Will Ladrona steal the hearts of millions by winning the tournament? Or will she get run down by the Byrne Express?

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans sing “Heeey~, we love Ladro~na! Heeey~, we love Ladro~na!” Ladrona smiles and waves, but Byrne rushes in! Byrne powers Ladrona to a corner, and while Cole is excited, the fans boo and the ref counts. Byrne lets off at 4 and he eggs Ladrona on. Ladrona smirks and circles with Byrne again. They feel out the grapple, Byrne shoots in and gets a single leg takedown. Byrne shifts to a toehold, Ladrona flails and reaches for ropes, but Byrne drags her to center. Byrne drops an elbow on the leg, then pulls on the toehold! Ladrona endures, fans rally up, and she again reaches out for the ropes.

Byrne pulls on the leg more, so Ladrona kicks at him with her free leg. Ladrona pushes her heel into Byrne’s head, but he brushes her leg aside. Byrne uses the leg he has to turn Ladrona over, and he hooks that leg with his. He hooks the other leg up the same way, and he reaches for the arms. Ladrona resists while still reaching out for ropes. Byrne SLAPS her in the side with that metal hand, and when Ladrona clutches her side, he grabs the arm! Byrne gets the other arm, and he pulls Ladrona back into the ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans boo while Ladrona endures! Ladrona refuses to quit, so Byrne sets her down for a DRAGON SLEEPER VARIATION!

Fans rally for Ladrona as she endures the Dragon Surfboard! Ladrona claws at Byrne’s arm but that won’t do anything. She then reaches up and claws at his face! Byrne lets go of the dragon sleeper and Ladrona scrambles free. Fans cheer and Ladrona grins as the two reset. They circle, Byrne tries to shoot in again but Ladrona stays clear. Byrne approaches, corners Ladrona, but then she slips out of the ring as he rushes in. Ladrona goes around the way, but Cole stands in her way. She tells the “munchkin” to move aside, but that just angers him. But Byrne slides out and turns Ladrona around to ROCK her with a forearm!

Fans boo as Byrne pushes Ladrona into the ring. Byrne stands Ladrona up, but she blocks the iron claw clamping onto her face! Fans fire up as she keeps the claw away, to the point of her bridging back! Ladrona then rolls back and has Byrne’s arm for a DOUBLE WRISTLOCK! Fans fire up as now Byrne endures! Byrne scrambles around, reaches out, but Ladrona cranks the arm! Byrne kicks his way over to get the ROPEBREAK! Cole immediately shouts for Ladrona to let go, and the ref does count, but Ladrona counts along! She lets off at 4, and tells Cole, “I have ’til FIVE!” Cole is even more upset now while Ladrona gives Byrne space.

Byrne stands up and shakes out his arm. He and Ladrona reset again, approach, and Ladrona kicks low! She wraps on a headlock, but Byrne powers out. Ladrona ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Fans fire up, Byrne staggers up, and Ladrona dropkicks him down! Fans fire up more as Byrne bails out. Ladrona takes aim, builds speed, but Cole shouts and Byrne gets out of the way! Only for Ladrona to not dive and instead roll into a lounging pose! Ladrona taunts Byrne with a flirtatious wave. Cole is mad and so is Byrne! Byrne rushes in, but Ladrona’s ready with a SPINAROONI into another RANA! Fans fire up and Ladrona takes a bow!

Byrne goes to the ropes and Ladrona walks up behind him. Ladrona pulls Byrne’s hair, the ref reprimands, but Ladrona bumps Byrne off buckles! Ladrona stomps Byrne down, then digs her boots into him! The ref counts, Ladrona lets off at 4, and she drags Byrne up. Ladrona whips Byrne corner to corner, runs in, and JUMP KICKS! Ladrona lands on the apron, sweeps the legs, then swings in for a DROPKICK! Fans fire up as Ladrona flexes, then blows a kiss to the crowd. Ladrona then drags Byrne to a cover, TWO! Ladrona stomps Byrne and kicks him to the ropes. Ladrona then runs side to side to baseball slide dropkick Byrne out of the ring!

Fans fire up and Ladrona lounges on the ropes. The ref counts and Cole coaches Byrne up. Byrne crawls to the railing at 3 of 10, drags himself up to his feet at 4, and staggers his way over. Ladrona stops lounging and dropkicks Byrne’s legs out! Byrne smacks off the apron and staggers away while fans fire up again. Ladrona goes to the apron, takes aim, and she runs to FLYING SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Fans go nuts as Byrne is sent flying into the railing! Ladrona does a neener-neener to Cole as she walks past him to fetch Byrne. Ladrona drags Byrne up, puts him in the ring, and drags him to a corner. Ladrona SLAMS his metal arm against the metal post!

The ref reprimands and Cole shouts at Ladrona while Byrne clutches the arm. Ladrona steps to Cole and Cole backs off. Ladrona grabs at Byrne again but Byrne YANKS Ladrona into the post! Ladrona staggers and fans boo, but Byrne goes back outside to fetch Ladrona. Byrne smacks Ladrona off the apron! Then he shoves her into the steel steps! Fans boo but Byrne ignores them to drag Ladrona up and put her in the ring. Byrne stalks Ladrona and she sits up. Byrne clamps on an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Fans boo as Ladrona flails and endures! Ladrona reaches out for ropes but Byrne keeps her away! Fans rally harder, but Ladrona is fading!

The ref checks Ladrona, and her arm drops! The ref checks again, the arm drops again! But then Ladrona gets a second wind! Ladrona flails and reaches for ropes again, but Byrne turns her around! IRON CLAW SLAM!! Cover, Byrne wins!

Winner: Byrne Lokoma, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

The Thief Girl couldn’t take this one away from Byrne! He stays on track in this tournament, will he head right to the top?

 

Lupay VS Master Kohga!

The Faces of Evil have gone 1-1, with Groose defeating Glutko but Militron mangling Iron Knuckle. Will the Wild Wolfos follow the Armored Annihilator into the next round? Or will the leader of the Yiga Clan defeat his FOE?

Lupay’s entrance has a lot of dubstep and lasers. The eye-like gem on his forehead even flashes to the beat. The bell rings and fans rally for “Master Kohga!” Clap clap, clap-clap-clap. Lupay bares his fangs and flexes his arms in an attempt to intimidate, but Kohga sucks in his gut to make it look like he has a good physique. Lupay just stares him down, but Kohga can’t hold his breath forever, so he lets it out and his gut returns. The two tie up, they’re in a deadlock, but Lupay gets around to waistlock. Kohga pries the hold open and wrenches to wristlock. Lupay rolls, kips up and wrenches back. Kohga rolls, kips, but falls back. Kohga keeps trying but he can’t quite get up.

The ref helps Kohga kip up and Kohga wrenches Lupay’s arm! Lupay breaks away and tells the ref he can’t help Kohga! The ref apologizes, and Kohga admits his pot belly is to blame. Lupay says, “See this?” He flexes again. “This is from eating meat! Not bananas like you!” Kohga kicks Lupay low, but Lupay snarls as he stands up tall. Lupay shouts “Meat!” as he throws a forearm! Kohga shouts “Bananas!” as he forearms in return! Lupay shouts “MEAT!” as he throws another forearm! Kohga shouts “BANANAS!” as he throws another forearm! Fans dueling chant, “MEAT!” “BANANAS!” “MEAT!” “BANANAS!” as the forearms continue to go back and forth!

Lupay gets the edge, and fans chant, “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Lupay spins and fans wind up with “Meeeee… EAT!” with the ROLLING ELBOW! Kohga staggers, rebounds, and he fires of boxing elbows! “BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS! BANANAS!” Kohga spins, “Baaaaa… NANAS!” with the SHOTEI! Lupay flounders and fans fire up! Kohga headlocks Lupay but Lupay throws body shots. Lupay slips out to headlock Kohga in return. Kohga powers out, things speed up, Kohga keeps Lupay moving, but then Lupay whips Taguchi to turn the tables! Lupay keeps Kohga moving with the bypass and dropdowns but Kohga seems to be slowing down. Fans rally, and they keep going!

Kohga trips over Lupay and Lupay covers, TWO! Lupay shows off with jumping jacks and fans rally back up. Lupay drags Kohga up, ROCKS him with a right, then another. Kohga ends up in a corner, Lupay whips corner to corner but Kohga reverses. Lupay goes up and over, rolls back, and cartwheels to show off more. Lupay even handstands and jumps out of the ring to strut about. Lupay then slingshots back into the ring to do drop steps and a Quebrada! Lupay poses and fans applaud. Lupay takes a bow, then he dares Kohga to show his athleticism. Lupay whips Kohga corner to corner, Kohga goes up and over and rolls and cartwheels, then shows off his dance moves!

Fans clap to create a beat and Kohga does some pop, lock ‘n’ droppin’. Lupay DROPKICKS Kohga down! Fans boo, but Lupay kips up and says, “Now these are some dance moves!” Lupay busts out the dance from Thriller! And even moonwalking, and the “HEE-HEE!” and tiptoes pose. Fans do applaud, that was pretty impressive. But then Kohga runs up to hit a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Kohga keeps on Lupay with a chinlock. Lupay endures, fights up, but then Kohga shifts around for a BACK2BACKBREAKER! Lupay writhes, Kohga pushes him to a cover, TWO! Kohga clamps back on with another chinlock and leans on the hold.

Lupay endures and fights up as fans rally. Lupay throws body shots, but Kohga knees low. Kohga whips Lupay to the corner but Lupay goes up and over to hit a BACKSTABBER! Lupay drags Kohga to a cover, TWO! Lupay grows frustrated, and he brings Kohga up. Lupay bumps Kohga off buckles, then again, and again. The ref counts, Lupay lets off, but then he CLAWS Kohga’s back! Kohga drops to his knees and writhes in the corner while the ref reprimands Lupay. Lupay grins as he drags Kohga back up. Lupay SLAPS Kohga on the back, then CLAWS him again! Fans boo and the ref reprimands again but Lupay still grins.

Lupay stands Kohga up again, but Kohga elbows him away! Kohga then goes up the corner to QUEBRADA! Cover, TWO! Kohga hurries up to his feet and into a fighting stance! He waves his arms around as he builds power, and then runs in, but Lupay avoids the flying punch! And CLAWS Kohga on the back again! Fans boo but Lupay spins Kohga around to reel him in, T-BONE SUPLEX! Lupay howls but fans boo as hard as they can. Kohga staggers up and into a corner. Lupay goes to the other corner, runs in and STINGER SPLASHES! Kohga flops down into the drop zone! Lupay goes up top while fans boo, ROUNDING BODY PRESS! Cover, Lupay wins!

Winner: Lupay, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Lupay hits the “Full Moonsault” and defeats the Yiga Clan leader! Will the Wild Wolfos rise like the moon and eclipse the competition?

 

King Nicolas Foolyere speaks.

“Hello, ladies and gentlemen here in Eldin Canyon!” Pause for the cheap pop. “Now, I’m sure you all saw Arrow Club claiming they’ll easily be the #1 contenders to the HPW Trios Championships once again. Well, that doesn’t seem fair to all the other trios in HPW to just assume you can defeat them and move on. Shortly after Arrow Club shot off their mouths, I discussed things with upper management, and the answer was actually rather obvious: A GAUNTLET MATCH!” Fans love the sound of that!

Foolyere continues, “If Arrow Club thinks they can defeat the Ikana Royal Family, and the Doombringers, and the Three Masters, and the UnderWorld Order and the Poe Sisters, then that’s what they have to do! Whichever team makes it to the end of that gauntlet will face the HPW Trios Champions at the Triforce Anniversary event, but Scaly, Ducks, I’m telling you right now, you’re STARTING that match! This match will happen on March 17th, Mount Dunsel in Faron! Best of luck to every trio in that match, even Arrow Club.” Fans are going wild after that huge announcement! Will the Arrow Club stand a chance at hitting their targets when their targets are coming for them?

 

Odolwa VS Ghirahim!

In one corner: The God of Woodfall, the Sword of the Swamp. In the other corner: The Demon Lord, the Living Blade. They clashed in the Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match at HyruleMania, but now they fight for a bigger prize! Whose edge will be sharper here in the Triforce Tournament’s opening round?

The bell rings and fans duel, “GHI-RA-HIM!” “SUCKS!” “GHI-RA-HIM!” “SUCKS!” Ghirahim scowls while he circles with Odolwa. But then he smirks and says, “They only care about me! You could be anybody, and they wouldn’t chant about you.” Odolwa just stares Ghirahim down as they approach. They tie up, Odolwa powers Ghirahim to ropes, and the ref counts. Odolwa lets off and goes back to center. Ghirahim dusts himself off while fans applaud Odolwa’s sportsmanship. Ghirahim approaches and they tie up again. They go around, but Odolwa again puts Ghirahim on the ropes. The ref counts again, Odolwa lets off, but Ghirahim shoves Odolwa!

Odolwa rushes Ghirahim but Ghirahim uses the ropes as defense! The fans boo but the ref has Odolwa back off. Odolwa keeps his eyes on Ghirahim as Ghirahim comes back again. They circle again, approach, and Odolwa shoots in to get a leg! Odolwa RAMS Ghirahim into a corner while fans fire up! The ref reprimands while Ghirahim CLUBS Odolwa and Odolwa throws body shots! The ref counts, Odolwa lets off at 4. Then Odolwa ROCKS Ghirahim with a forearm! Odolwa whips Ghirahim corner to corner, runs in, but Ghirahim dodges! Odolwa hits buckles, Ghirahim springboards, GHIRA CUTTER! Cover, TWO!!

Fans fire up as Odolwa survives and Ghirahim is shocked! Ghirahim wraps Odolwa up in a dragon sleeper! Odolwa endures, fans rally up, but Ghirahim cranks back on the hold! Odolwa reaches up to grab at Ghirahim’s head. Ghirahim thrashes Odolwa around, but Odolwa throws KNEES from below! Ghirahim lets Odolwa go as he staggers back. Odolwa storms up, whips Ghirahim, but Ghirahim reverses, only for Odolwa to come back with a LEAPING LARIAT! Odolwa roars and fans fires up with him! Ghirahim staggers up, Odolwa takes aim from behind, ROLLING- NO, Ghirahim ducks the blindside elbow!

Ghirahim kicks Odolwa, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Ghirahim whips but Odolwa holds ropes to block! Odolwa reels Ghirahim in for a forearm! Then Odolwa whips Ghirahim to ropes to HEADBUTT him! Ghirahim falls over, Odolwa covers, TWO! Odolwa roars, Ghirahim flounders, but Odolwa drags Ghirahim up. Odolwa whips Ghirahim hard to a corner, and Ghirahim bounces off the buckles! Ghirahim staggers, into a WHEEL KICK from Odolwa! Cover, TWO! Fans rally behind Odolwa as he looms over Ghirahim. Odolwa stalks Ghirahim to ropes, and then waistlocks for a deadlift! But Ghirahim grabs the ropes!

The ref reprimands but Ghirahim holds on tight. Odolwa forearms Ghirahim in the back! Ghirahim lets go of the ropes, Odolwa waistlocks again, and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! Ghirahim lands on his face! Ghirahim sits up and sputters, Odolwa hits him with a PENALTY KICK! And he drops a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up again while Odolwa grows frustrated. Odolwa stands Ghirahim up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then CHOPS, then ROCKS Ghirahim with a haymaker! Ghirahim staggers to ropes, and he uses them as a defense again. Fans boo but the ref keeps Odolwa back. Odolwa eggs Ghirahim on but Ghirahim bails out.

Ghirahim clutches the side of his face. Odolwa wants to go out after him but the ref keeps him back. The ref wants to check Ghirahim’s face but Ghirahim tells him not to touch it. Ghirahim walks around the way, but he also tells medics to leave him alone. The ref reprimands Odolwa as he slides out the side, but he still storms up behind Ghirahim. But Ghirahim jumps off the railing to hit a GHIRA CUTTER to the floor! Fans boo as they realize Ghirahim suckered Odolwa in! Ghirahim mockingly makes a pained expression on his face while holding his head again. Then he laughs at the fans as he drags Odolwa back up.

Ghirahim brings Odolwa around, only for Odolwa to turn things around and POST him! Fans cheer as Ghirahim falls over, genuinely clutching his face this time. Odolwa and Ghirahim are both down on the outside and fans rally up. The ring count starts, Odolwa crawls after Ghirahim as Ghirahim crawls around the way. The ring count is 4 of 10 as Odolwa catches up and grabs at Ghirahim’s legs. Ghirahim kicks at Odolwa to get away but Odolwa pursues. They both go to the ramp, Odolwa drags Ghirahim up and the two brawl with furious fists! The count is up to 7 of 10 and fans are shouting! Ghirahim RAMS Odolwa into railing then runs into the ring!

Odolwa hurries after Ghirahim and slides in at 9! Ghirahim runs in to CHOP! Odolwa leans back, but he stays up on aggression alone! Ghirahim isn’t sure what to make of this but fans fire back up! Ghirahim runs to CHOP again! Odolwa wobbles and flails, and he stays standing! Ghirahim runs in again, but Odolwa ducks the chop and waistlocks. Ghirahim fights the lift, pries the hold open, wrenches and CHOPS! Ghirahim then spins to back elbow! Odolwa wobbles, Ghirahim springboards again, GHIRA- NO, Odolwa catches him! Odolwa HEADBUTTS Ghirahim in the back of the head! Ghirahim staggers, Odolwa spins, BLINDSIDE ROLLING ELBOW!!

Ghirahim falls over, but he flounders back up! Ghirahim survives the elbow that Odolwa knocked out The Great Boomerang! Odolwa is a bit surprised himself, but he waits as Ghirahim staggers up to his feet. Odolwa reels Ghirahim in for a dragon sleeper, then inverted suplexes, into a REVERSE DDT! Cover, Odolwa wins!!

Winner: Odolwa, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

Odolwa hits the #WoodFall, and Ghirahim falls in the first round! The Sword of the Swamp cuts down the Living Blade, who will he strike in the semifinals?

 

Veran VS Igos du Ikana!

Two legends of Termina Championship Wrestling finally meet in the ring! The Sorceress of Shadows could not dethrone Zelda, and the Ruler of Ruin was dethroned as HPW Termina Champion. Both legends begin the next chapter of their careers, but who takes control with their own two hands?

Fans already chant “This is Awesome!” as the two stare down. Veran smirks and Igos chuckles. They shake hands and fans cheer the sportsmanship. The two circle, fans duel, “Let’s go, Igos!” “Go Veran!” They approach, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, the two break, and then they go again. Veran wrenches to a wristlock, but Igos rolls, spins, and wrenches back. Veran reaches for ropes but Igos keeps her away as he twists the wrist. Veran spins through, wrenches Igos back, then brings him in for a headlock. Igos throws body shots, powers out, but Veran RAMS shoulders with him! Fans cheer as the two stare down again.

Igos and Veran circle again, and fans rally up. The two tie up again, and Veran gets the headlock back. Igos powers out but Veran holds ropes to stop herself. Igos rushes in but Veran sidesteps to O’Conner Roll, with bridge! TWO, and Igos goes for the dragon sleeper! Veran fights it off and scrambles away, and fans applaud another standoff. Igos tells Veran that he was that close, but Veran dusts herself off. The two reset again, approach, and Veran shoots in to get a waistlock. Igos resists the lift, standing switches, and he goes for the dragon sleeper again! Veran drops, gets Igos’ legs and drags him down into a cover, TWO!

Fans fire up, Veran goes after a leg again, but Igos steps over to La Magistrol! TWO, Veran keeps going for legs but she gets a KNEE for it! Veran flounders, Igos takes aim, and Igos runs in to PENALTY KICK Veran down! Cover, TWO! Veran goes to a corner and fans cheer the fast and furious exchange! Veran dusts herself off again, and again circles with Igos. They tie up, Veran throws a knee low, then ROCKS him with a forearm! Igos staggers, Veran whips him to ropes, but Igos slips around her clothesline to KICK her in the leg! And KICK her in the chest! And SOBAT! Igos runs, QUEBRADAS, but Veran catches him! SHOULDER GUTBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up while Igos gets to ropes. Now Veran waits on him as the fans rally. Igos stands and stretches out his stiff torso, then storms up on Veran. Igos puts his dukes up and so does Veran. Igos fires off kicks, Veran guards those, tries a counter kick but Igos blocks that to KICK that leg! Veran hobbles, Igos BOOTS her, and she staggers to a corner. Igos storms up but blocks Veran’s boot, only for him to KNEE him away! Veran waistlocks, ripcords, BEE STING! Igos falls, Veran drags him into the drop zone! Veran goes up the corner, for the BEETLE BOMB! Cover, TWO! Veran grows frustrated, but fans stay fired up.

Veran drags Igos up, reels him in, and tucks the arms. But Igos resists the lift! Igos back drops Veran! Veran sits up, and Igos PENALTY KICKS her in the back! Veran writhes, but Igos drags her up, and he gets the dragon sleeper! GRAVESTONE!! Fans rally and duel while Veran endures! Veran flails, reaches out, moves around, and her leg gets the ROPEBREAK! Tiger Sahasrahla counts, Igos lets go of the dragon sleeper but stands Veran up against the ropes to KICK her in the back! Veran sputters while she rests against the ropes, and Igos KICKS the other leg out from under her! Veran falls over while fans are torn between cheers and jeers.

Igos eggs Veran on, she sits up, and Igos KICKS her in the back. And KICKS her again! Then he backs up to PENALTY KICK again! Veran writhes, but Igos goes for the dragon sleeper! Veran fights the hold, moves around, and they end up in the ropes. Igos holds on but Sahasrahla counts. Igos lets off at 4, KICKS Veran again, drags her up and turns her, for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Veran grits her teeth, but Igos stomps her. Veran throws body shots from below! Igos CLUBS, Veran ROCKS him with a right! Veran runs, but into a leg sweep! Igos BUZZSAWS! Cover, ONE?!? Fans are thunderous while Igos is stunned!

Igos KNEES Veran in the back, then clamps on a chinlock. Igos pulls Veran against the knee, but fans rally and duel as she fights up. Veran pries the chinlock open, and she arm-drags Igos! Igos comes back but into a SHOTEI! Igos staggers, Veran runs in to knee lift! Veran keeps moving to LARIAT! Both of them are down and the fans are thunderous! Fans chant “This is Awesome!” again while the two crawl for opposite corners. Veran stands up first, she runs corner to corner, but into a BOOT! Igos reels Veran in, TORNADO HOTSHOT! Veran staggers, Igos slingshots in to springboard QUEBRADA! Direct hit this time! Cover, TWO!

Veran stands, Igos fires off the strike fest! IKANA- NO, Veran avoids the knee thrust! Veran fires off fast hands and ROCKS Igos with a forearm! Veran whips, Igos reverses but Veran comes back to FLYING FOREARM! Fans fire up with Veran and she drags Igos back to a drop zone. Veran goes back up the corner, BEETLE- NO, Igos kicks her from below! Fans fire up, Igos ROCKS Veran! But Veran ROCKS Igos in return! They go back and forth, and Veran eggs Igos on! Igos fires another shot! Veran fires another, Igos fires another, and repeat! The forearms fly fast and furious! The fans fire up, and Igos choke grips Veran!

Veran choke grips Igos in return! They fight for control, Sahasrahla reprimands, they break but also shove Sahasrahla away! Igos kicks low, but then he ducks Veran’s SHOTEI, and it hits Sahasrahla!! Down goes the referee! Veran apologizes to Sahasrahla, but Igos DECKS Veran! And then he notices Sahasrahla is down! Igos is frustrated, and he storms over to where Sahasrahla fell. Igos gets Sahasrahla back up, but he’s still pretty woozy. Igos shouts at Sahasrahla to wake up, but Veran O’Conner Rolls! Sahasrahla counts, TWO!!! Veran and Igos both check with Sahasrahla, and he’s pretty sure that was still two!

Veran swings but Igos boots the haymaker away and back elbows her! Igos gets Veran’s arm for a SAYANAGI! Igos drags Veran back up, SAYANAGIS again, then drops for an ARMBAR! But Veran quickly scrambles up to her feet and stacks Igos! TWO, Igos still has Veran’s arm, but Veran kicks his legs out! Veran drags Igos around, goes to tie his arms up with his legs, but Igos BOOTS her from below! Veran staggers, Igos kips up as she rebounds, and Igos JUMP KNEES! Veran rebounds again, but she jumps over his leg sweep! Veran comes back, shoots around, waistlocks, ripcords, but Igos BOOTS the Bee Sting away!

Igos swings around to hook Veran’s arms for a Gory Especial! Veran fights free and arm-drags Igos away! Igos comes back, Veran arm-drags him away! Igos avoids the dropkick, and KNEES Veran as she sits up! Igos drags Veran up, POSTS her, then goes out to the apron. Igos BOOTS Veran’s head into the post!! Fans lose their minds while slumps in the corner! Igos gets in, drags her out of the corner and throws her down. Cover, TWO!?!?!? Fans are thunderous but Igos is seething! Igos lifts Veran with his foot and fans rally up. Igos spins, but Veran ducks the Elegy to roll him up! TWO!!! Igos escapes and fans are thunderous again!

Veran swings, Igos CROSS COUNTERS! And again! And again! And again, again, again, again!! Veran SHOTEIS!! SHOTEI CROSS COUNTER! ANOTHER!!! Veran falls forward and leans on Igos! Igos stands her back up, ROUNDHOUSE! And then the ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!!! Cover, IGOS WINS!!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

It is a standing ovation here in Eldin Canyon! The Ikana Royal Family appears to celebrate with Igos and accompany him back up the ramp. Will the Ruler of Ruin rise from the ashes and take over all of Hyrule?

As for Veran, she is clearly emotional. It was an incredible match, but it was still a defeat for the Sorceress of Shadow. But fans cheer her on as she stands back up, and even chant, “Thank You, Veran!” Veran manages a smile through the tears, and she waves to the fans. She bows in thanks for them saying that, wipes the tears away, and makes her own way backstage. Is this the last chapter for Veran’s legacy?


My Thoughts:

This one was a lot of fun for how tricky it was to choose who goes over. Two former Dark Horse Stampede winners in Ladrona and Byrne, but Byrne goes over. Ladrona is a fun character, a strong character, but Byrne is the stronger competitor. Lupay ended up a lot more El Phantasmo than I meant him to be but who else is known for clawing his opponent’s back these days? I ended up making Lupay the high-flyer of the Faces of Evil, too, since there are two powerhouses in Glutko and Militron, and Harlequin is going to be a bit wilder.

Odolwa VS Ghirahim and Veran VS Igos were the hard ones to say who should go over. Well, alright, it was easy to say Ghirahim didn’t need to go over because he’s already gotten a lot of shine with his year long feud with Midna. Odolwa is another Dark Horse Stampede winner, he deserves to move up the rankings a bit. Veran VS Igos could’ve gone either way in my head, maybe I could’ve waited for that match-up in a later round but it is what it is. Igos moves on, we’re going to have a fun match-up of him and Odolwa, while Veran’s story is both in limbo and open to possibilities. I just have to figure out what those are.


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