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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (11/4/22)

King of Lucha VS Der Ring General!

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SmackDown 2022

One more stop before Crown Jewel!

Before the WWE returns to Saudi Arabia, SmackDown has Rey Mysterio challenging Gunther for the WWE Intercontinental Championship! Will the King of Lucha Libre reign once again? Or will the mat be kept sacred?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • No Disqualifications: Liv Morgan VS Sonya Deville; Liv wins.
  • LA Knight VS Ricochet; Knight wins.
  • Shayna Baszler w/ Ronda Rousey VS Natalya; Shayna wins.
  • 5v1 Handicap Match: Braun Strowman VS ???; No Contest.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: GUNTHER w/ Imperium VS Rey Mysterio; Gunther wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

No Disqualifications: Liv Morgan VS Sonya Deville!

Ever since Extreme Rules, the former SmackDown Women’s Champion has been LIVing on the edge! Will she finally go over that edge against the Jersey Devil? Or will this be another big risk, big reward payoff?

The bell rings and the two tie up, for Sonya to DECK Liv! Sonya throws KNEE after KNEE, then a SOBAT! Sonya goes out and looks under the ring. Sonya brings out a kendo stick! But where’d Liv go? Liv LEAPS off the steel steps! The Thesz Press hits, and Liv gets the kendo stick! Liv swings but Sonya blocks! They fight over the stick, Sonya RAMS Liv into the apron, and again, and again! Sonya has the stick but Liv ducks it! Liv BOOTS Sonya, then gets in the ring. Liv grins, builds speed, and she runs into a SMACK! Sonya SMACKS Liv again! And again! Sonya circles around Liv, stands over her, then uses the stick to pull Liv back!

Liv endures, fans rally, but Sonya keeps grinding the stick as part of the camel clutch. Liv crawls, gets the ropebreak, but Sonya is allowed to still hold on! So Liv crawls to pull Sonya into the ropes! Sonya lets go, fans chant “We Want Tables!” but Liv fires off with the kendo stick! Liv goes until the stick breaks! Fans fire up and Liv goes outside. Liv looks under the ring, and she brings out the TABLE! Fans fire up, but Sonya WRECKS Liv with a dropkick! Sonya wags her finger and puts Liv in the ring. Sonya puts the table back under! Fans boo, Sonya goes through the ropes, into a SPIKE-RANA! Sonya flops back and Liv builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit!

Liv hurries to put Sonya in the ring, but Sonya hurries to get away! Liv just builds speed again to DIVE again! Another direct hit and fans fire up! Liv fist bumps fans and drags Sonya back up. Liv brings Sonya around, smacks her off barriers, and then bumps her off the apron. Liv mocks Sonya, fans still want tables, but Liv RAMS Sonya into steel steps! Liv hears the fans, and she brings out the TABLE! Fans fire up even more as Liv sets the table up at ringside. Liv makes sure the table is in just the right spot, but Sonya BOOTS her down! Liv flounders around, makes it back up to the apron, but Sonya hurries after her!

Fans fire up as Sonya waistlocks and tries to bring Liv down! Liv holds onto ropes, Sonya headbutts but Liv throws elbows! Liv grins, and says what the hell. BACKPACK SENTON through the table!! Fans lose their minds and Liv is smiling through the pain as SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns and Sonya has Liv in a chinlock. Liv endures, fights up, and throws body shots. Fans fire up as Liv arm-drags free! Sonya comes back to KNEE Liv down! Liv goes to a corner, Sonya runs in but Liv dodges. Sonya goes up and leaps, FLYING KNEE! Cover, TWO! Sonya is frustrated and she goes outside while Liv goes to a corner. Sonya looks under the ring, and she brings out a chair! Sonya throws that one in the ring, then throws in another, and another, and another. Sonya keeps putting chairs in the ring, and fans count along. Sonya brings NINE chairs in, but Liv dodges the one to kick, KICK and ENZIGURI!

Liv roars and Sonya is on the ropes! SHOTGUN knocks Sonya down! Sonya goes to a corner, fans fire up and Liv runs in, back body block! Liv rolls and returns to SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and springboard, CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO! Sonya is still in this but Liv keeps her focus. Liv takes those nine chairs Sonya threw in and brings Sonya to the corner. Liv bumps Sonya off buckles, puts her up top, and she wants to repeat what she did a few weeks ago! But Sonya holds the superplex off! Sonya throws body shots, then forearms! Liv wobbles, Sonya slips under and POWERBOMBS Liv on the chairs!! High stack, TWO!?!

Sonya can’t believe it but Liv survives! “This is Awesome!” as both women slowly rise. Sonya dribbles Liv off a chair! “Who do you think you are?!” Sonya dribbles Liv off the chairs more and more! Then Sonya drags Liv up into a dragon sleeper, but Liv drops to roll her up! TWO! Sonya stagger sup, Liv dodges the knees to CODE BREAKER! Sonya flounders to ropes, Liv runs in, ObLIVion onto the chairs! Cover, Liv wins!

Winner: Liv Morgan, by pinfall

Liv went to the extreme again, and she came away the winner! Will “Hardcore Barbie” fight her way back to the title?

 

Backstage interview with Emma.

Megan says Emma made a big return to the WWE last week, how does it feel to be back? It’s been five years, and she wasn’t sure this day would ever come. So when she answered Ronda Rousey’s open challenge, she felt the blood pumping in her veins and her heart popping out of her chest. But then, with a sarcastic clap, in walks Xia Li. Good talk, Emma. But we saw you lose. The only thing you proved is that you are weak! Xia grins but Emma says one, that was a match against Ronda Rousey. And two, BAM! Emma decks Xia! Xia snarls and gets back up, who will be the weak one when these two face off?

 

WWE shares a clip from ImPAULsive TV.

Logan Paul and friends talk about the coming showdown with Roman Reigns. His brother, Jake, offered help. Logan could use the support. The Paul Brothers know The Bloodline always rolls deep, so they’re backing each other up! But will one brother be enough to thwart an entire family tree?

 

The Viking Raiders prepare for war.

The war paint is put upon the foreheads, and “Valhalla awaits.” Is it almost time for the raid to return?

 

LA Knight VS Ricochet!

There’s only one Mega Star in the WWE, dummy, but there’s also only one One and Only! Will Ricochet prove to Knight that he’s not nearly as great as he thinks? Or will Ricochet losing not be an insult, but a fact of life, YEAH?!

SmackDown returns and Knight makes his entrance. Knight has a mic to say, “Lemme talk to ya! You got to be kidding me, because now, a once in a generation star, some call him a Mega Star, is walking down the aisle. That means this incel, that incel, y’all’re gonna wanna jump on the gravy train that is L A Knight. But let me handle a little business here, because this little pop tart announcer over just couldn’t happen to get my hometown right a couple weeks ago. And believe me, I understand it. What you were feeling was the undeniable kavorka of LA Knight. You got lost in these baby blues.

“But even though you got it right tonight, that intro you just did? That ain’t good enough for the Mega Star. It might be good enough for this gymnastics jerk up here-” Ricochet DIVES onto Knight! Fans fire up and Ricochet drags Knight up to ROCK him! And again! Knight gets in the ring, Ricochet hurries after, and Ricochet shoulders in. Ricochet slingshots up and over and runs to CLBOBER Knight! The ref wants this to hold on, and then the bell rings. Ricochet CHOPS! And ROCKS! Ricochet says run your mouth now! Snapmare and KICK! Then an ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Ricochet stalks Knight, EuroUppers, then whips.

Knight reverses and CLOBBERS Ricochet! Ricochet flounders but Knight stomps away. Knight lets off as the ref counts and he taunts the fans. Knight drags Ricochet up to ROCK him, then whip him to ropes. Ricochet rolls over, slips under and handsprings to headscissor! Ricochet DROPKICKS Knight down and fans fire up! Ricochet aims but Knight anchors a foot. Ricochet JABS Knight to make him let go, and then he drags Knight back up. But Knight HOTSHOTS Ricochet down! Knight elbows Ricochet down, stomps him, but fans rally for Ricochet. Knight shows off his own agility, LIONSAULT but he FLOPS!

Ricochet BOOTS Knight down! Knight bails out but Ricochet builds speed, and he fakes Knight out with a Superhero Landing! Knight snarls but fans fire up, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again, YEAH, and Knight drops knees on Ricochet. Cover, TWO, but Knight keeps on Ricochet with stomps. Knight drags Ricochet up, bumps him off buckles, then stomps a mudhole in, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ref counts, Knight lets off, and fans boo. Ricochet ROCKS Knight! And again! And then ROLLING HAYMAKERS! Knight falls over and fans fire up! But then Knight YANKS Ricochet into ropes! Ricochet sputters, Knight goes to the apron, and he KNEES Ricochet back in! Knight then slingshots to SHOULDER TACKLE! Knight fires up and mocks the superhero pose, but fans boo. Cover, TWO!

Knight drags Ricochet around to then have a neck wrench. Knight leans on the hold, fans rally up, and Ricochet fights up. Ricochet throws body shots but Knight knees low. Knight has Ricochet on the ropes, whips him to ropes, but Ricochet ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Knight! Ricochet rains down fists, Knight gets away to a corner, but Ricochet CHOPS! Ricochet whips corner to corner, Knight reverses and Ricochet hits buckles! NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ricochet is still in this but Knight goes to a corner. Knight drags Ricochet over, hops up and spells his name. But Ricochet grabs at him! Knight BOOTS him, but Ricochet comes back with a RANA! Cover, TWO!!

Knight survives but even he’s shocked! Ricochet throws hands, body shots, then whips. Knight reverses but Ricochet RANAS again! Knight staggers to a corner, Ricochet turns in to RAM into Knight! Ricochet bumps Knight off buckles, ROUNDHOUSES him away, then springboards to FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up and Ricochet STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! Ricochet puts Knight in a drop zone and he goes up top now. Fans fire up but Knight gets under the jump! Knight scoops but Ricochet slips off to roll up! Knight pulls tights to get the roll-up and holds ropes! Knight wins!!

Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall

Two tricks to get the three count on the One and Only! But that’s just how the one and only LA Knight does it, YEAH! Will he continue to play this game his way until he’s running SmackDown?

 

The Bloodline talks backstage.

Sami Zayn is excited! They’re all rolling! Roman Reigns is going to handle business at Crown Jewel… Yeet. And so will the Usos against the Brawling Brutes… Yeet. And when they all do, The Usos will be on the verge of breaking the all-time record for the longest reigning tag team champions ever! They are there! Jey says they are, and they’re gonna tell the Brutes what’s about to happen. In the ring? Yeah, right now. Uh, no. They talked about this! They were making progress here. Could Jey not? There’s no reason for it. The match is made, they can get a good night’s sleep, and they can beat the Brutes with the record right around the corner. So please, don’t-

Oh, okay, just because he’s Sami Uso, he thinks he’s in charge! This ain’t no Bloodline thing. This a Uso thing. And they’ve been champions before Sami, and they’ll be champions long after Sami’s gone. Jey tells Jimmy to go, and Jimmy says Jey’s got a point. They go, Sami panics, but will things go sideways this close to Crown Jewel?

 

Bray Wyatt speaks.

“I’m not the type of person that likes to share their feelings. In fact, the concept is brand new to me entirely. It makes it even harder for me when people play with me like that. When people interrupt me when I’m trying to do something that’s obviously very hard for me!” But then someone interrupts! Bray storms over to them and tells them, “I know you’re probably just here trying to do your job. I’m just trying to do my job, too. But you know that feeling you get when you’re in traffic and someone cuts you off? He drives right in front of you and he’s smiling at you. And for the next little bit, all you wanna do is fantasize what you would do what you had him for just 30 seconds?

“What would you do if you just had him alone for just 30 seconds? Me? I can’t stand the way I’m thinking about things. It’s wrong, I hate myself right now, you understand that? Because all I wanna do is take your head, run over there, and smash it in that cement wall! And honestly, bro, I can’t handle myself. I am a hair away. So I want you to do something. I want you to do it for me, do it for you, do it for both of us. I need you to reach down and I need you, from the bottom of your soul, look me in the eye, look me in the eyes, and apologize to me and tell me you didn’t mean to bust in! You didn’t mean to come this all up! Tell me you mean it! Tell me you’re sorry!”

But as Bray is losing his cool, Uncle Howdy is getting to him. “It’s all your fault.” The staffer says he’s sorry, he didn’t mean to. Bray calms down, and says he knows. Go, please. The staffer hurries off and Bray takes a breath. Does Uncle Howdy have a point? Is Bray lying to himself?

 

The Usos head to the ring!

Jey & Jimmy go to the ring, just as Jey said. They’re just nine days away from tying the New Day’s record, but they’ve got the Brawling Brutes to face tomorrow. Fans chant “Let’s Get Ucey!” Jey gets the mic to say, “The Bloodline is now in your city!” Jimmy says, “Yo, Uce. We on our way, baby.” “To what?” “We on our way, history-making. And it starts tomorrow at Crown Jewel.” They will be the longest reigning tag team champions EVER! Fans like the sound of that, as they chant “UCEY! UCEY!” Jimmy says it starts with the Brutes! “Ey, Brutes!” “You the twos!” And #WeTheOnes! But wait! Here comes the New Day!

Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods want them all to “hold up hold up hold up.” Pump the brakes, slow it down, and take a second. Just STOP! Now yes, at Crown Jewel it’ll be Usos VS Brutes for the tag titles. And to be honest, Kofi & Woods want the Brutes. But if by some Bloodline stroke of luck, the Usos get through the Brutes and retain, then understand one thing: “When you’re on that plane, flying back home, as soon as you touch back down on American soil, you will have THE longest reigning WWE Tag Team Champions waiting to tear you limb from limb to protect our record.”

“In other words, we got next.” “BECAAAAUSE!” “NEW! DAY ROCKS!” The challenge has been made, the Usos raise the belts, but then the Brutes attack from behind! Ridge & Dunne take down the Usos, and Woods tells them they better win. And then all four stomp out the Usos! But here comes Sami & Solo! Solo CLOBBERS the New Day! Sami fires off on Ridge but Dunne jumps on Solo! Solo SLAMS Dunne! And he SUPERKICKS Ridge! Solo TOSSES Dunne out, Jimmy SUPERKICKS Woods! Jey SUPERKICKS Kofi! Sami drags Ridge up, he and Solo feed Ridge to the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Fans fire up for “SAMI USO!” but THE Usos go to the corners!

Jey & Jimmy aim at Ridge, for the DOUBLE- NO, Dunne CLOBBERS everyone with a shillelagh! Sami! Then Solo! Then Jimmy and Jey! But Solo SUPERKICKS Dunne back down! Then the SPINNING SOLO! The Bloodline stands tall after all, but will the Usos make it through the Brutes to head for history?

 

Backstage interview with Rey Mysterio.

Kayla Braxton says Rey is facing Gunther for the Intercontinental Championship. Winning this title could be the fresh start he needs? Rey says he loves competing in the WWE, and he has given his life to wrestling. Everyone knows that that is something Rey always shared with his son. But Rey is haunted by those memories, even now. But Rey will also show his son that even when the worst thing happens to you, you can’t give up, you have to keep fighting. Now Gunther is one hell of an opponent. Rey still feels the pain in his chest from the chop last week.

But Rey will take that pain and turn it into rage and that rage will fuel him up to chop Gunther down to size so he can become the NEW Intercontinental Champion. Rey is ready in mind, body and soul, but will it be enough to stop Der Ring General?

 

Shayna Baszler w/ Ronda Rousey VS Natalya!

The Queen of Spades choked out the Queen of Harts when she mouthed off to the SmackDown Women’s Champion. Will she do so again to keep Natalya from the title? Or will the BOAT sail towards a match with the Baddest Woman on the Planet?

SmackDown returns and Natty makes her entrance. The bell rings, Natty and Shayna circle, then tie up. Natty headlocks, hits the takeover, but Shayna headscissors. Natty moves around, gets free and gets the headlock back. Shayna rolls Natty to a cover, ONE! Natty grinds the hold, Shayna fights up and powers out. Natty runs Shayna over, drags Shayna up, and then wrenches to a wristlock. Natty tells Ronda to shut up but Shayna drags Natty down. Shayna isolates an arm, and she STOMP- NO, Natty rolls her up! TWO, Natty SLAPS Shayna! Natty whips Shayna to a corner, runs in, but Shayna dodges.

Shayna runs in to KNEE Natty in the corner! Shayna stomps a mudhole, lets off as the ref counts and soaks up the heat. Ronda applauds and Shayna drags Natty by the arm. Shayna isolate sit again and STOMPS it! Ronda mocks Natty’s pain while Natty writhes and gets to the ropes. Shayna drags Natty by her bad arm, wraps it around ropes, and pulls! The ref counts, Shayna lets off at 4, and Ronda is loving this as Shayna twists the bad arm around. Natty endures, fights around, gets to her feet, and she throws body shots! Shayna kicks but Natty blocks to throw Shayna down! Natty kicks Shayna, and ROCKS her with haymaker after haymaker!

Natty throws elbows, and Ronda is upset. Natty hits a basement dropkick, TWO! Ronda is annoyed that Shayna is struggling but fans cheer Natty. Natty drags Shayna up, but Shayna blocks the suplex to PANCAKE! Bridging cover, TWO!! Natty escapes but Shayna whips Natty to a corner, Natty dodges the knee, DISCUS!! Cover, TWO! Shayna is still in this but Natty has the legs! Natty glares at Ronda but Shayna throws hands! Shayna BOOTS Natty, then gets the KIRAFUDA KLUTCH!! Natty flails, endures, moves around, rolls it back, TWO!! Shayna has the clutch back! Natty is fading, she is OUT! Shayna wins!

Winner: Shayna Baszler, by submission

Ronda is proud but the fans all boo. The killer instinct has returned, but these two MMA Horsewomen decide that’s not enough. Shayna brings down the kneepads, the ref tells her no, but Shayna runs in to KNEE Natty in the mouth!! Ronda applauds as Natty has a bloody nose! Will Ronda & Shayna be the baddest women on the planet?

 

SmackDown returns and MVP is in the ring.

Montel Vontavius Porter has the mic, and he says, “I was particularly pleased when I found out that the Monster of All Monsters would be in action tonight! And so close to his match at Crown Jewel with the 7’3”, 403 lbs. Nigerian Giant, Omos. Well, you guys know that I’m kind of a big deal around here. I used my connections to sort out some competition for Braun Strowman tonight. So I got a few opponents for him. Well, five opponents for Braun Strowman tonight.” And those five men make their way out. But just because this is one more than Omos handled, will that stop them from GETTING THESE HANDS? Because here comes BRAUN!!

5v1 Handicap Match: Braun Strowman VS ???

MVP tells them to watch out! But the Strowman Express BLASTS all five men at once!! Fans are thunderous as MVP is stunned silent! Braun storms up to the ring, and MVP says they can just talk this out. Braun steps closer and MVP runs! Braun pursues! MVP manages to make it to the ramp, he swings his cane, but Braun blocks it! Braun takes the cane away, BREAKS it, then drags MVP up to toss him around! And into barriers! Fans fire up as Braun hauls MVP up and puts him in the ring! Braun storms in after MVP, hauls him up, and he carries MVP around before the MONSTER SLAM! MVP writhes but fans want “ONE MORE TIME!”

Braun says why not! He scoops MVP and hits another MONSTER SLAM! Fans fire up more because they want “ONE MORE TIME!” Braun drags MVP up again, scoops him again, and he hits a third MONSTER SLAM! Braun roars, but will Omos get revenge when these titans meet in Riyadh?

 

Backstage interview with Gunther & Imperium.

Kayla starts to ask Gunther something, but Ludwig Kaiser takes the mic and hands it to Gunther. “Tonight, I’m gonna step in the ring and successfully defend my title with dignity, respect and honor. Rey Mysterio has got not honor. That’s why his son turned his back on him. One thing will never change, and that is me being the WWE Intercontinental Champion.” Ludwig hands the mic back to Kayla. Will Gunther back up his words by destroying Rey? Or will Rey manage to dethrone the towering Ring General?

 

SmackDown begins a World Cup Tournament!

That’s right! Starting next week, an eight man tournament will begin and the winner will be the first-ever winner of the SmackDown World Cup! Who will be in? And who will be the first ones out?

 

Legado del Fantasma speaks.

Santos Escobar says, “I always thought he was an intelligent man. But Nakamura’s choice last week leaves me with no choice but to make an example out of him.” Zelina Vega says, “Shinsuke Nakamura, shizukani. The time for talking is done. Because after what happens to you, everyone in WWE will see exactly why Legado del Fantasma’s growing empire cannot be stopped.” Escobar says that is why La Reina, Zelina Vega, and El Emperador, Santos Escobar, make the perfect competition. Vega will drink to that. They all will. LDF toasts, but will the Emperor of Lucha fall to the King of Strong Style?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: GUNTHER w/ Imperium VS Rey Mysterio!

Der Ring General has gone from the most dominant NXT UK Champion ever to perhaps one of the most dominant WWE Intercontinental Champions ever. However, the King of Lucha Libre has proven to be one of the greatest underdogs of all time! Will Rey pull off another David VS Goliath level victory? Or will no one, not even a living legend, stop Gunther?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if it and the mat stay sacred!

The bell rings as Gunther and Rey stare down. Rey shoves Gunther, but then Gunther corners him. Rey gets away, then gets away again, but Gunther catches Rey the third time. Gunther swings, misses, and Rey SLAPS Gunther! Rey backs up to BOOT Gunther, then leaps, but into Gunther’s arms! Gunther puts Rey up top to CHOP! Gunther climbs up to STAND On Rey! The ref counts, Gunther lets off and Rey flops to the outside. Fans boo but Gunther goes out to CHOP! And then he YANKS Rey down to the floor! Rey writhes and Gunther looms over him as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Gunther slides Rey out hard to the floor! Rey writhes again, but Gunther goes out, drags him up, and talks trash while smother Rey into the apron! Gunther reels Rey in, brings him up, and APRON POWERBOMBS him! Gunther pushes Rey down, goes into the ring, and he lets the ring count handle this. Rey is down all the way to 5 of 10 but fans rally up. Rey sits up at 7, drags himself up with the apron skirt, and manages to get in at 9.5! Fans fire up but Gunther is right on Rey. Gunther brings Rey around, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Gunther snarls while Rey writhes again.

Gunther dares Rey to get up, then KICKS him in the back! Gunther drags Rey up, scoops and SLAMS him again, and he looms over Rey again. Rey crawls to a corner but Gunther is right on him. Gunther scoops Rey but Rey holds on! Gunther tries again, but Rey blocks again! Gunther throws KNEES, but still Rey holds on! Gunther fireman’s carries, but then Rey tries a crucifix takedown! Gunther holds that off as fans fire up for Rey! Rey gives it one last gas, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Both men are down and fans rally back up. Gunther and Rey rise, Rey KICKS a leg! Rey ROCKS Gunther with haymakers but Gunther shoves him.

Rey rebounds to ROCK, KICK, and KICK again! Gunther shoves Rey again, Rey rebounds to duck and QUEBRADA! Gunther catches Rey, but Rey slips around to a SLEEPER! Gunther flails, pries the hold, but Rey shifts his grip! Gunther is fading, but he THROWS Rey away! Fans rally while Gunther sputters. Rey gets up to go up a corner, and he BOOTS Gunther! Rey hops on for another SLEEPER! Rey squeezes tight as a backpack, but Gunther RAMS Rey into buckles! Rey holds on! Gunther is fading again! Gunther is down to a knee! But Gunther fights back up, to go up the corner!? SUPER BACKPACK SENTON!! Fans fire up while both men are down, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and Gunther looms over Rey again. Gunther stomps Rey but fans rally up. Gunther pushes Rey down into a NECK TWIST! Rey writhes and he flounders to the apron. Fans boo but Gunther storms over to drag Rey up. Gunther turns Rey around to fishhook the nose and even pry at the mask! The ref counts, Gunther lets off at 4, and Rey flops into the ring. Gunther KICKS Rey in the side! Gunther gives toying kicks but the ref counts as Rey is in the corner. Gunther stands Rey up to SMOTHER him! The ref counts, Gunther lets off, and Rey SLAPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Gunther CLUBS him down!

Gunther drags Rey up and reels him in, POWER- NO, Rey fights it off with fists! Gunther drops and gets a SEATED SENTON! Rey BOOTS Gunther, springboards to wheelbarrow and BULLDOG! Fans fire up for Rey as he and Gunther are both down! Rey SHOTGUNS Gunther to a corner, runs in, but is put on the apron. Rey throws body shots, GAMANGIRIS Gunther away, then goes up top! Rey leaps, FLYING SEATED SENTON! Rey keeps moving, LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Gunther survives but he and Rey both slowly rise. Rey stands first, he runs in and tilt-o-whirl headscissors Gunther onto ropes!

Fans fire up, Rey dials it up, but Gunther stands up! Rey SHOTGUNS Gunther back onto the ropes, and then redials, 619!! Gunther is in a drop zone and Rey hurries to a corner! Rey climbs up but a bit too slowly, and Gunther grabs him! Gunther TOSSES Rey to the mat! And then Gunther climbs! Fans boo but Rey ROCKS Gunther first! And again! Gunther and Rey brawl as Rey climbs up! Rey throws HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT, but Gunther shoves him away. Rey comes back to ROCK Gunther, climb up again, and rain down fists! Then SUPER- NO! Gunther blocks the rana, brings Rey up, but Rey SUPER STEINERS!! Cover, TWO!!!

No one can believe it but Gunther survives! “This is Awesome!” as both men slowly rise again. Rey goes to a corner, he climbs up again, but Gunther stands! Rey leaps, but Gunther catches him! Gunther swings Rey up, but Rey sunset flips! TWO!!! Gunther escapes by nanoseconds! Both men are a bit stunned, but Rey stands again to go back to the apron. Rey shouts out Latino Heat and fans fire up. Rey climbs, leaps, but Gunther moves and the splash FLOPS! Gunther runs in to SHOTGUN Rey! And then Gunther reels Rey in, for the GENERAL BOMB! Cover, TWO!?!? Rey survives and Gunther is furious!

Fans are thunderous for Rey but Gunther storms around. Gunther drags Rey up, but Rey SLAPS him! Gunther CHOPS Rey! Gunther gets Rey up, to- RANA! Gunther is on ropes, Rey redials, but runs into a BOOT!! Gunther RIPCORD LARIATS! Cover, Gunther wins!

Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

The King of Lucha put up a fight as big as Gunther himself, but Gunther withstands it! As dominant as he was in NXT UK, will nothing stop Der Ring General as Intercontinental Champion?


My Thoughts:

A really good go-home, but still rather go-home-y. But I suppose it can’t be helped with this being filmed last week so that those on the card could make the trip for Crown Jewel. We did get some well made video packages for the big title matches, namely Roman VS Logan. We still got really good segments from The Bloodline, but of course we also got chants of “UCEY!” I did like that the New Day called the Usos out over the title reign record. And it seems like no matter who makes it out of Crown Jewel as champions, Kofi & Woods get a shot. The Bloodline may have stood tall in that brawl with New Day & Brutes, but I’m pretty sure Usos retain and then face New Day to give us a proper showdown of “titles VS record.”

We got a great No Disqualifications match from Liv and Sonya, and Liv winning big is great stuff for her. I don’t know if she’s going to get back to the title so soon when Ronda is still champion, but she’s clearly having a lot of fun running wild like this, and that’s fun for the fans. Speaking of Ronda, of course Shayna beats Natty, but it was an interesting touch that Ronda suggested Shayna to go the extra mile. I still wonder if there’s a twist and Shayna turns on Ronda to go after the title herself. It’s either that or they try to get in on the Women’s Tag Division and they take on whoever comes out of DMG CTRL VS Team EST. I prefer Shayna turning on Ronda.

Good promo from Emma and Xia to set up a feud there. That Viking Raiders vignette was short but really well maid, I wonder if they’ll be back to then go after the tag titles on the road to Survivor Series. Very good match from LA Knight and Ricochet, but also good promo stuff from Knight. Not enough “YEAH” and “Dummy” but Knight does love calling people incels. Knight cheats to win, of course, so there’ll surely be a rematch. And great stuff from Bray Wyatt, taking a new twist on his already rather unique promos where Bray’s got Howdy haunting him. At some point, I think Bray is going to snap and beat someone up, proving Howdy right.

Good promo from Legado to call out Nakamura, and Nakamura VS Escobar is going to be great stuff, but I feel like they should put that into the “SmackDown World Cup” tournament. And given that that is a SmackDown only tournament, it REEKS of Fox telling SmackDown to do something sports related, since the World Cup is now part of the Fall to Winter season. Nakamura VS Escobar would be a great way to kick the tournament off, and maybe the winner of that takes the whole thing to then, I don’t know, use winning the cup as reason to get a title match.

And speaking of, we got a great Intercontinental Championship match, though it maybe took a bit to really get going there. I was pleasantly surprised that Gunther won clean, but I also figured he would win either way. Gunther adds another big name to the list, maybe he finds a contender through the SmackDown Cup, but the possibilities are pretty open. Solo Sikoa would also be a natural choice given the Bloodline will want even more gold. Solo could also have a good run in the SmackDown Cup, so maybe it’s two birds with one stone, Solo wins the cup and then challenges Gunther for just a badass match.

My Score: 8.5/10


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Andrew’s IMPACT Results & Match Ratings: 2.2.2023

Impact has a new number one contender, a few new signings and setting up for No Surrender. Lets see what happens tonight!

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We’re coming off of Rich Swann becoming the number one contender, Joe Hendry creating another banger of a parody song and Bully Ray…being more like Bitchy Ray.

Also lets not overlook the fact that Dirty Dango officially signed with IMPACT as well. Which may not be huge, but with the current addition of Santino Marella, Dango being involved in storylines for the foreseeable; there could be some good comedy in store.

There we go, a bunch of stuff got set in motion; but we could always see some interesting wrinkles or just straight forward boredom. Only one way to find out! BUT FIRST! Raven is getting The Flock back together…maybe?

Ratings:

  • Bullet Club (Ace & Bey) vs Kevin Knight & Kushida: Ace & Bey win via 1-2-Sweet – ***
  • Gisele Shaw w/Jai Vidal vs Savannah Evans: Gisele wins via Denouement – ** 1/4
  • Crazzy Steve w/ Black Taurus vs Sheldon Jean: Steve wins via King Kill 33 – N/A
  • Johnny Swinger w/Zicky Dice vs Kenny King: Kenny wins via Royal Flush – N/A
  • The Design (Kon, Deaner, Angels & Callihan) vs Josh Alexander, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura & Rich Swann: Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – ** 1/2

 

Results:

Bullet Club (Ace & Bey) vs Kevin Knight & Kushida

As much as I like Ace & Bey, a part of me would like MCMG versus Kushida and his new partner.

Early on its just counters, posing to the crowd and getting themselves over until Bey manages to sweep the leg, slingshot over the top rope for a stomp and take over a little. Knight manages to avoid a corner move, one legged Springboard Body Press, Jumping Frog Splash, and then a quick tag to Kushida. Some tandem moves from Kushida and Knight as Knight continues to mix it up with Bey.

Ace distracts Knight before the Springboard and Bey meets him in midair with a Dropkick and gets Ace in for some tandem offense and then Ace starts setting the pace. Double Arm Wringer into a tandem Back Rake. Then they wrestle Knight to the ground and keep him down for another Back Rake. Ace continues to set the pace and keep Knight mostly on the receiving end, until Knight rolls out of a lift, Ricky to Robert roll, Kushida gets the hot tag and starts clearing the ring. Bey tries Art of Finesse, Kushida catches him in a Flying Armbar but Bey turns it into a Cradle to get Kushida to break.

Electric Chair from Kushida, but before Knight can hit his Dropkick, Ace slides in and catches Knight on his back. Chicken Fight before Kushida and Knight finally hit their Tandem move but Ace makes the save. Ace wipes out Kushida, Knight forces Ace out, tries to go for a Plancha, but Bey was crotched on the top rope. As Knight tries to Plancha, Bey hits a Cutter out of nowhere on the apron. Ace sees the opening, 1-2-Sweet for the win!

Steph De Lander video package…that’s a pretty decent grab for IMPACT.

Gisele Shaw w/Jai Vidal vs Savannah Evans

Gisele faces off with Savannah and slaps her in the face a few times and refuses to back down. Savannah of course fires back, but when Gisele gets violent is when she’s at her best. After a big toss, Gisele powders, confers with Jai and the commercial kicks in. When we get back, Gisele has the advantage. But Savannah takes the short arm pull in, Side Slam for effect and distance.

Now they start trading strikes, that Savannah wins that war. A few short Lariats, Samoan Drop, and Gisele is reeling. Retreats to the corner, tries to stop Savannah with the Back Elbow, but eats a Spinebuster when she tries to continue. Fisherman’s Suplex Hold from Savannah for 2, Full Nelson Slam attempt, but Jai hits the apron and tries to seduce the referee as a distraction. Gisele hits the Denouement (Knee Strike) for the win.

The crowd is actively booing Gisele, but she powers through for her promo. It wasn’t great, but I’ll give her some credit for pushing through. 

Crazzy Steve w/ Black Taurus vs Sheldon Jean

Sheldon Jean continues the arrogance, though he’s a nobody enhancement talent. It would be nice if some of these enhancement talent wrestlers didn’t all have that same arrogant persona. We all know Steve is going to win, this is just a storytelling tool to probably add to the Trey Miguel stuff.

Steve is entertaining, but this match is more predictable than most things. He hits King Kill 33, but apparently it’s called Belladonna’s Kiss now. Trey jumps Taurus, tries to spray paint Steve, but Steve bites him and spray paints himself causing Trey to powder out of confusion/fear.

Bully comes out to complain as has been his thing the last few weeks. But thankfully Mickie returns the favor from last week and interrupts Bully. Verbal jabs, Bully Ray insults Mickie, Mickie slaps him, Bully slams her and calls in the Good Hands to get the tables. Tommy Dreamer makes a save with a kendo stick. Good Hands vs Mickie & Tommy next week. 

Oh good, this is exactly what I wanted from a few weeks ago! Kelly and Taylor will be a great team.

Johnny Swinger w/Zicky Dice vs Kenny King

Some goofy posturing and general Swinger antics. Eddy Gordo kick into Royal Flush, and Kenny gets the obvious win.

Bully has a segment in the back with Masha, and it seems like he’s a little smitten while he was trying to just manipulate her emotions to pick up the pieces after or during the tag match next week. 

Cardona and Myers try to make their own diss track song…and it was awful. It was supposed to be bad, and yes, it achieved that. It was like Miz and Morrison, without comedic talent.

The Design (Kon, Deaner, Angels & Callihan) vs Josh Alexander, Frankie Kazarian, Yuya Uemura & Rich Swann

Deaner barks at Callihan to start against Swann, then commands him to tag out, and a multi-man match is always a little bit of everyone gets moments. So its just odd that the heel team will be dictated by Deaner to a degree. Uemura comes in second and he reminds me so much of a young Tanahashi its crazy. Deaner calls for the tag and squares off against Josh now.

An attempted jumping in the corner, but Josh gets space and it turns into all 8 men in at once. Josh goes right after Kon and tries to assert his dominance on the “power” of The Design. After the commercial, Uemura gets rocked but Kaz saves him with a blind tag and hits some of his classic moves on Angels and Callihan. Swann comes in but Deaner and Kon manage to ground Swann and put the momentum back in the hands on The Design.

Some stupid spots take away a little from the match while Swann is getting worked over. Swann slaps his leg when he eats a Dropkick from Angels, then tries to Leapfrog Deaner and jump to his corner, Deaner grabs him away but it just looks silly and like it was never going to work to begin with. Its the optime of doing too much and hurting the match. Josh eventually gets a hot tag, tags a square off with Kon, throws him around and King Kong Knee drops Kon. Ankle Lock gives the near fall but Kon kicks off, Uemura tags himself in, Callihan gets the tag, is about to finish off Uemura; but Deaner stops the Thumbs Up – so Josh breaks up the offense and we get all 8 men pulls off high impact moves.

Cactus Driver attempt, Uemura hits the Enzuigiri to stun Callihan. Goes to the top, Deaner trips Uemura, Cactus Driver ’97 wins the match.

 

Overall Score: 5/10

This was a weird episode. The only match worth watching was the opening tag match, the rest were predictable, boring or just had dumb spots in them. Backstage segments however, those were pretty great. The problem though, is they built off of either inside jokes, old WCW knowledge or not shutting off cringe immediately.

So while I loved the Raven & Reese segment, Kelly & Taylor, and found some amusement in the Cardona stuff…its really subjective and not exactly friendly to an uninitiated viewer. We got an episode that catered to already existing fans, which isn’t how to grow a brand.

Even though I enjoyed things for the most part, this was a lame episode from the perspective of retaining new eyes.


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (2/1/23)

Dynamite is No Holds Barred!

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Will Darby Allin still be the Relentless TNT Champion?

Samoa Joe wants the AEW TNT Championship back, but he knows Darby Allin is relentless. Tonight on Dynamite, they go NO HOLDS BARRED for the gold! Will Joe once again be the King of Television?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jon Moxley VS Hangman Page; Moxley wins.
  • The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd; The Acclaimed wins.
  • Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Konosuke Takeshita; Takeshita wins.
  • Bryan Danielson VS Timothy Thatcher; Bryan wins.
  • AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey VS Red Velvet; Cargill wins and retains the title.
  • AEW TNT Championship No Holds Barred: Darby Allin w/ Sting VS Samoa Joe; wins and

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Jon Moxley w/ Wheeler Yuta VS Hangman Page!

The Maniac and the Cowboy go for their tiebreaker as Dynamite is in Dayton, Ohio! Will Ohio’s own knock this one out of the park like he did before? Or will there be some serious #CowboySh*t going down in Dayton?

Not only does Moxley have the Decoder by his side, he has his dad, Dan! Hangman makes his entrance next, and Moxley goes right after him! Moxley throws hands then whips Hangman into railing! The ref reprimands but Moxley sends Hangman into steel steps! Moxley throws hands, whips Hangman again and Hangman hits more railing hard! Fans fire up and the ref reprimands. Moxley just takes off his hoodie to CHOKE Hangman with it! Moxley TOSSES Hangman over the railing, and then he hops onto the railing! Dayton fires up, gives Moxley a hand, and Moxley FLYING AX HANDLES Hangman down!

Moxley brings Hangman up but Hangman throws hands! Hangman sits Moxley down, fires off more shots, then backs up. Hangman runs in to BOOT Moxley against railing! The ref reprimands, he wants this in the ring, but it isn’t a match yet so there’s no real repercussions. Hangman stalks Moxley along the way but Moxley kicks back. And CHOPS! Moxley trips Hangman then ties him up, FIGURE FOUR on the floor! Moxley and Hangman flip each other off but the ref still wants this in the ring. Hangman grabs someone’s beer and splashes Moxley with it! Moxley lets Hangman out of the hold, and then Hangman ROCKS Mox!

They go back to ringside, Moxley grabs a chair but Hangman CLUBS Moxley. But Moxley JAMS Hangman, tris him, and then drops an elbow on the leg! Moxley has a toehold, then he puts the chair around the leg! The ref reprimands but Moxley goes up the apron. The ref shouts at Moxley to not jump, but then Hangman gets free! Hangman CHUCKS the chair at Moxley’s head!! Moxley goes down and fans fire up! The ref reprimands again and wants this to get in the ring. Moxley is dazed, but Hangman drags him around, to suplex onto the chair! Hangman drags Moxley up and puts him in the ring, but he also brings the chair!

The ref stops Hangman, so Hangman leaves the chair behind. The bell finally rings, and Hangman runs in to forearm Moxley! Moxley hits back, they go back and forth! Moxley’s eyebrow is already busted open, but he keeps throwing shots. Hangman gets the edge, HEADBUTTS, then whips. Moxley reverses to dropkick the legs out! Moxley looms over Hangman, drags him into the INDIAN DEATHLOCK! Hangman endures, keeps his shoulders off the mat, but fans rally behind Moxley. Hangman drags himself back, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Moxley lets Hangman go at 3.

Moxley brings Hangman up but Hangman gets around to GERMAN SUPLEXES! Moxley snarls but the blood is getting into his eye. Hangman DECKS Moxley and has him at the ropes. Hangman brings Moxley up, fans boo but Hangman CHOPS! Moxley flounders and falls and fans start dueling. Hangman stalks Moxley, sits him up, and he starts raining down fists right on the bloody eyebrow! Mox fans boo but Hangman fans are fired up for the “COWBOY SH*T!” Hangman wipes Moxley’s blood off on his chest, but then turns around into a CHOP! Moxley eggs Hangman on and Hangman CHOPS back!

Moxley CHOPS, Hangman CHOPS, fans “WOO~!” for the CHOP fight! Moxley shifts to boxing elbows, then runs, but Hangman catches the crossbody! FALL AWAY SLAM! Fans are torn while Moxley goes to the apron. Hangman runs, triangle jumps, but Moxley LARIATS first! Moxley drags Hangman up and to the apron, then turns Hangman, for a SLEEPER! The ref reprimands and wants this in the ring, but Hangman claws the bloody eyebrow! Moxley turns Hangman around, reels him in, but Hangman resists the lift! Hangman tries to lift, Moxley resists, and then Moxley lifts! Hangman fights that and lifts again, but Moxley still fights!

Both men are fighting for control, and Hangman fireman’s carries! To SNAKE EYES Moxley off the post! Moxley falls to the floor and Dynamite goes picture in picture!

The ref checks Moxley but he’s somehow okay to continue. Hangman goes over to fetch Moxley, and whips him into railing! Hangman ROCKS Moxley with haymakers as the bloody eyebrow becomes a crimson mask. Hangman refreshes the count, goes back to Moxley and CHOPS him! Moxley gets in Hangman’s face so Hangman CHOPS again! Moxley CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS, but Hangman DECKS him! Hangman snarls, looms over Moxley, and then drags him back up. Hangman puts Moxley in the ring, and rains down more fists on that bloody eyebrow! Moxley falls over, but Hangman gets the wrists!

Hangman sits Moxley up, for a DRAGON STOMP, but Moxley blocks! Moxley throws Hangman to a corner and fires off forearms and CHOPS on repeat! Moxley then hoists Hangman up top, climbs up after him, and CLAWS Hangman’s back, painfully slow! Then he CLAWS and BITES Hangman’s back, before blowing a kiss to the fans. But Hangman throws body shots in return! Dynamite returns to single picture as Hangman BITES Moxley’s forehead! Hangman then slips under Moxley to fireman’s carry him on the second rope! SUPER DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives and fans are fired up!

Fans duel as Hangman sits up. Hangman scowls while Moxley sits up. Moxley eggs Hangman on so Hangman kicks him! And BOOTS him! Hangman tells Moxley to stay down but he refuses. Moxley sits up, so Hangman BOOTS him! Moxley sits up to SLAP Hangman, and flips him off! Hangman is fuming, but he runs into a CUTTER! A standing count starts, fans count along as Moxley and Hangman stir. They sit up at 5 of 10, and Moxley throws a haymaker. Hangman throws it back, so Moxley gives another,. They go back and forth, Hangman wobbles but he CHOPS! Moxley CHOPS! Hangman forearms! Moxley forearms back!

Moxley eggs Hangman on, Hangman staggers over and CHOPS again! Moxley KICKS a leg, KICKS Hangman’s arm, then KICKS him again! Moxley ducks the haymaker to get the SLEEPER! Hangman shifts to SAIDO! But Moxley’s right up! SAIDO!! Hangman ends up in a corner and fans say “This is Awesome!” Moxley puts Hangman up top, climbs up after him, and hits a SUPER HALF HATCH SUPLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley immediately rains down the HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then he clamps on a SLEEPER! Hangman endures as Moxley shifts to a BULLY CHOKE! Hangman pushes around, so Moxley shifts to get the wrists! DRAGON STOMPS!!

Moxley then drags Hangman up into the underhooks! But Hangman fights Death Rider! So Moxley rolls Hangman to an ARMBAR! Hangman endures, moves around, and reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts and Moxley lets go at 4. Hangman crawls to a corner, fans rally up, and Moxley says this is it! Moxley runs in but Hangman TOSSES him up and out! Moxley staggers up, Hangman goes up top! ARIHARA MOONSAULT but Moxley moves! And LARIATS!! Both men are down at the ramp and fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, Moxley is up first while fans lose their minds.

Moxley goes to the timekeeper’s area and he clears off the table! Moxley drags Hangman over, reels him in, but Hangman resists the lift! Hangman Alabama Lifts but Moxley fights that. DOUBLE LARIATS hit! And again! Moxley runs in, POP-UP POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!! Fans lose their minds again while Hangman leaves Moxley behind in the ring. The ring count climbs to 5 of 10 before Moxley sits up. The count is 7! Then “OCHO!” Moxley stands at 9, and springs in at 9.9!! But into a LARIAT!! And then Alabama Lift, DEADEYE!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Moxley survives and no one can believe it!

Hangman kicks at Moxley, almost taunting him. Hangman goes to a corner while Moxley’s fans boo. Hangman runs in, but Moxley dodges the stomp to KING KONG LARIAT!! Fans are thunderous as both men stand again. Moxley eggs Hangman on, and Hangman stands. Moxley throws a forearm, so Hangman hits back! Moxley forearms again, but so does Hangman! Fans duel, the forearms fly faster, and then Hangman gets the edge! SUPERKICK! Hangman reels Moxley in, fisherman’s a leg, but Moxley fights the suplex! Hangman powers it through, FISHERMAN CRADLE DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!?!?!?

Hangman’s wild eyes say he can’t believe Moxley survived! Hangman goes to the apron, he aims at Moxley, slingshot for the BUCK- NO! DEATH- NO, Hangman blocks to scoop! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!! But Hangman doesn’t cover, he goes to the apron! Hangman loads up, for the BUCKSHOT!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? HOW?!?! Moxley has survived all of Hangman’s best, but Hangman has the BULLY CHOKE!! Hangman pulls back on Moxley’s favorite hold! Moxley shifts, fights back up, and he snapmares into a cradle! MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall

Moxley just taught Hangman not to play games! Hangman is furious that he got caught like that, but the Blackpool Combat Club steps into the ring. Yuta and Claudio keep Hangman back but Moxley stands up. Moxley and Hangman get in each other’s face but the BCC keep them apart. Hangman flips Moxley off, and fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Moxley and Hangman keep jawing, they get close but Claudio keeps them separate. Moxley mocks Hangman by lying down, giving Hangman a chance. Hangman mocks Moxley back by doing a quick burpie push-up. Claudio tells Hangman to go and cool off.

Moxley flips Hangman off as he leaves, and fans celebrate their home state hero. Will there be a fourth round out of these two to truly settle things?

 

AEW takes a look at tonight’s TNT Championship No Holds Barred main event!

Darby Allin tells Samoa Joe, “I knew when I took this from you in Seattle that you’d want it back. And I know you’d stop at nothing to have it back. Well, I’m gonna make things fair. You beat me in Texas, and you granted me my rematch in Seattle. So I’m granting you your rematch in Ohio. But I want it under one condition: No Holds Barred.” Samoa Joe told the “Little Dead Boy” that Joe is “coming to take back what’s mine. The King will not be usurped by a man like you.” Darby says if he walks out the winner, Joe doesn’t get another rematch. If Joe walks out the winner, Darby won’t get a rematch. This will be the final chapter of their feud! So who writes their happily ever after?

 

Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter, The Bunny, The Butcher & The Blade.

Renee Paquette is with the AEW Women’s World Champion, as well as the mercenary trio. Renee thanks them for agreeing to no physicality, and understands that Allie the Bunny requested this time. Bunny tells Hayter, they’re all very impressed by Hayter’s win over Emi Sakura on Rampage last Friday. Now, Bunny feels like Sakura outshined Hayter, but great win nonetheless. And Bunny knows Hayter isn’t the type to back down from a challenge, right? Right. So here’s a challenge: next week on Dynamite, Hayter VS Bunny in a Title Eliminator Match! What does Hayter say? Hayter says absolutely! She bloody loves a challenge, and next week, she’s free.

Renee says there’s something happening as we speak! They get it on the television screen nearby, and it’s Britt Baker being mugged by Saraya and Toni Storm!! Bunny is shocked and Hayter is furious! Hayter hurries off, Saraya talks right into the camera, “AEW is OUR house!” Storm drags Britt up to RAM her into a garage door! Bunny more or less expresses exasperation, but will Hayter be able to save the Doctor?

 

The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn VS Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd!

The AEW World Tag Team Champions have been reigning for 133 days, but they know the Gunn Sons, Austin & Colten, are gunning for them. But first, they tune up against “The Outrunners.” As always, Platinum Max has a diss track ready! “Acclaimed on the mic, you know we the nicest. Fighting two guys in their midlife crisis! I bet you have sex with each other. How we gonna fight the bootleg Beverly Brothers? C’mon, it’s not the 80s! Acclaimed gonna make you call it quits like you Tom Brady! ‘Ey, y’all should be ashamed. In Ohio, everybody loves The Acclaimed.”

Fans cheer, and Bowens gets the mic to say, “NNNUTTER CENTERRR~! The Acclaimed have arrived! SCISSOR ME, DADDY ASS!” And he does~! But while Caster & Bowens just embarrassed Truth & Turbo, are they walking into a trap game before taking on the Ass Boys?

The teams sort out, the Outrunners decide they’ll scissor finger! They mock the Mega Powers at the same time, but then Bowens SUPERKICKS Truth out of the ring! The bell rings, Caster CHOPS Turbo and scoops him to SLAM him! Tag to Bowens and Bowens goes up top! Caster holds open the legs, SCISSOR ME TURBO! Daddy Ass gets in the ring so that he and the boys can TRIPLE SCISSOR~! Bowens waits on Turbo, mule kicks and hits the ARRIVAL! Tag to Caster and he goes up top, MIC DROP! Cover, The Acclaimed win!

Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall

But wait! Raining on the parade are Austin & Colten! Fans taunt the “ASS~ BOYS~!” But they tune that out. They go to the ring, and Colten has a mic. “Hey, good match, guys. But we’re here to talk about something serious. Last week, what we said would make us happy are your belts. And we want a shot at those belts, and we want an answer right now.” Fans boo but Caster has the mic to say, “Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Listen.” Bowens says, “You two Rod ‘n’ Todd lookin’ asses want an answer. You do realize you are interrupting the most popular tag team in all of wrestling, right?” Caster adds, “That’s right!”

“The winningest tag team in AEW history!” “That’s right!” “The FOREVER champs, the Acclaimed!” “That’s right!” “And not to mention, EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED!” But they are the People’s Choice, and the People’s Voice, they will ask the people. Colten says these fans can’t even read! But Bowens still asks Dayton’s opinion: Do the Ass Boys deserve a shot at the tag titles? “NOOO~!” Well, the people have spoken, so NO. Austin & Colten get in Caster’s & Bowens’ faces, but Billy tells them all to stop! Isn’t it enough already? Billy is so sick of this, he is just done! Billy says this is too much, so go ahead, beat the sh*t out of each other!

Daddy Ass steps aside, fans fire up, but Austin says, “There you go. Do exactly what you did our entire childhoods and turn your back on us.” Billy stops walking up the ramp, but then chuckles as he keeps going. Austin says Billy should do what he used to do, and drown his sorrows at the bottom of a PILL BOTTLE! That gets Billy to turn around! Billy storms up on his sons and The Acclaimed, as well as the fans, tell the Ass Boys that they F’d up. Billy is up in Austin’s face and says, “So you two think you just put your big boy pants on? Then you just step up, and you just made the biggest mistake…”

The mic is wonky so Billy throws it down. Bowens gives Billy the good one. Billy wants Austin to look at him after what he just said. Austin looks up at his father’s eyes. Billy says if they’ve got their big boy pants on, if they think they got what it takes, if they think they have what Billy had, then we’ll see next week. They’ve got their title shots! The Acclaimed is surprised but the Ass Boys smile that they’re getting their way. Will Austin & Colten get what they want? Or just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jack Perry.

Alex Marvez is with Jungle Boy and notes that he and Hook are 2-0 as a team, having beaten The Firm’s Ethan Page & Matt Hardy. The question is: What’s next for #JungleHook? JB says that he had an amazing time teaming with Hook, and Hook has had JB’s back when no one else did. But JB’s done the tag team thing before. In fact, JB has been all the way to the top of that mountain, and fallen all the way down. But this year isn’t about that. What JB will say is that he’ll be a champion again, but all by himself. Then just what title will Jack Perry aim for in this Tarzan Life?

 

Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Konosuke Takeshita!

Speaking of having people’s backs, just as The Machine and MJF were about to destroy Bryan Danielson, The Future of Wrestling rushed out to run them off! But now, Cage and Konosuke go toe to toe, will Cage make Konosuke pay for interfering?

The bell rings and Konosuke BOOTS Cage! Cage BOOTS Konosuke, then DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Cage swings but Konosuke swats it to ROLLING ELBOW! Cage wobbles, Konosuke runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and then TAKESHITA LINES! Cage bails out and fans fire up! Konosuke runs to BOOT Cage off the apron! Konosuke then PLANCHAS and takes Cage down at the ramp! Fans fire up, Konosuke winks at the camera, and then goes back to the apron. But Cage grabs a foot! Konosuke kicks and stomps Cage but Cage yanks Konosuke into a POST BOMB! Konosuke tumbles down and fans boo but Nana cheers.

Cage drags Konosuke up, puts him in, and runs to basement BOOT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally for Konosuke but Cage drags him back up. Cage reels Konosuke in, puts one out, but Konosuke wrenches out! Konosuke throws a forearm, but Cage gives it back! They go forearm for forearm, and Konosuke throws boxing elbows into the ROLLING ELBOW! Cage fights the back suplex, KNEES low, and brags, “Who betta than Cage?” But he runs into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Cage survives and Konosuke is surprised! Nana coaches Cage up but Konosuke aims from a corner. Konosuke runs in to JUMP KNEE, but Cage dodges!

Konosuke tumbles to the apron, Cage ROUNDHOUSES him! Cage climbs the ropes, and he stands Konosuke up. DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Fans boo but Cage flexes while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Cage drops a knee on Konosuke, sits him up to KNEE him in the back again and again, then he stomps Konosuke back down. Cage paces, drags Konosuke up, and bumps him off buckles. Cage RAMS into Konosuke, RAMS him again, and then CHOPS him! Cage soaks up the heat, but Konosuke CHOPS back! Konosuke fires forearms, then another CHOP! And another CHOP! But Cage BOOTS Konosuke down! Cage grabs the legs, stomps Konosuke in the stomach, then paces around. Cage stands Konosuke up, wrenches and YANKS the arm, then RAMS shoulders. Cage wrenches, pump handles, and lifts, but Konosuke slips out!

Konosuke runs in but Cage ducks the boot to roll Konosuke up! Konosuke slips out, but runs into a drop toehold! Konosuke’s on ropes, Cage dials it up, TIGER FEINT KICK! Konosuke staggers to a corner, Cage runs in and UPPERCUTS, GAMANGIRIS, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO!! Cage and Nana are annoyed, but Cage looms over Konosuke. Cage hears the fans rally for Konosuke, but Cage drags him up. Cage reels Konosuke in, puts out another one, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Cage lifts, only for Konosuke to RANA Cage into buckles! BLINDSIDE JUMP KNEE! Cage staggers, Konosuke goes up, FLYING KNEE!

Both men are down and fans fire up! Konosuke and Cage stir as the ring count starts. Konosuke sits up and feeds off the energy. Konosuke drags Cage up into a waistlock, but Cage elbows free! Cage whips, Konosuke LARIATS on the return! Konosuke drags Cage up, waistlocks and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Bridging cover, TWO!! Fans rally while Konosuke fires up. Konosuke aims from the corner as Cage stands, and Konosuke runs in, JUMP- NO! Cage blocks the knee to BUCKLE BOMB! And then fireman’s carry, to an F- NO! Konosuke lands out, lifts and LIGER BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives but fans fire up behind Konosuke!

Konosuke aims again while Nana shouts to Cage. Cage stands, Konosuke runs in but the knee is blocked! Cage spins, Konosuke ducks! Konosuke spins, ROLLING ELBOW!! Konosuke reels Cage in, but Cage wrenches out to HEADBUTT! And then SAIDO!! But Konosuke is right up?! Into a DISCUS LARIAT from Cage!! Cover, TWO!?! Konosuke survives and Nana is furious! Cage says he’s gonna end this, and he suplexes, only for Konosuke to slip out! Konosuke suplexes, SHEER DROP BRAINBUSTER!! Cage roars as he rises up, but Konosuke ROCKS him with another elbow! And then another suplex, for another BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, TWO!?!?

Cage survives, he must truly be a machine! But Dayton rallies behind Konosuke. Konosuke runs in, but into a SUPERKICK! Cage fireman’s carries, for the F10!! Nana says no prisoners! Cage drags Konosuke up again, puts him in the corner and hoists him to the top. Cage then goes to the outside and climbs up after Konosuke. But Konosuke throws forearms in return! Konosuke suplexes for a SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!! Fans are thunderous and Konosuke aims again! KNOCKOUT KNEE!!! Cover, Konosuke wins!!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

Cage may be a machine, but the machine just broke down against the bullet train! Will Konosuke continue to prove why he IS The Future of Wrestling?

 

Backstage interview with the Jericho Appreciation Society.

Renee is with Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, Daniel Garcia, Sammy Guevara, and of course, Chris Jericho himself. Renee says that we heard Ricky Starks’ comments from last week, addressing how the JAS cheated to win. What is their reaction? Jericho says, “Cheated? We haven’t worked together in five years, and you’re accusing us of cheating? Let me say this, Renee. Ricky Starks, he didn’t lose to a baseball bat, no. Did you see a baseball bat in there?” Of course the JAS says no. Jericho says Starks lost to the JAS. And now Starks challenges them, “How can I get another match with Chris Jericho?”

Jericho says the JAS has an idea how Starks can do that. Right, Sammy? Sammy says yes. Garcia and Sammy put their heads together, and they came up with a great idea: The Guevara-Garcia… No, wait, the Garcia-Guevara Gauntlet! Danny thanks Sammy for the top billing on that name. Renee asks what kind of gauntlet they have in mind. Garcia says it’s a rather simple concept. “Ricky, first you’re gonna have to beat Cool Hand Ange. And if that happens, you’re gonna have to beat Daddy Magic.” Menard adds, “Beat Daddy Magic? I DON’T THINK SO!” Garcia says that if Starks somehow does that, then he beats either Garcia or Guevara, but they’ll reveal that the night of.

And then, if somehow, by the skin of his teeth, Starks makes it past all that, only then does Starks get his hands on Jericho. Jericho tells Starks, “You don’t call the shots around here, the Jericho Appreciation Society does. So if you can get through the Garcia-Guevara Gauntlet, I’ll be ready to rip your ass!” Will the Absolute survive three matches in one go to finally have another shot at The Ocho?

 

The Elite speak.

Matt Jackson asks Brandon Cutler if the camera is rolling as he, brother Nick, Kenny Omega, Michael Nakazawa and Don Callis are on the basketball court. Cutler says yes, they’re live, while Nakazawa and Callis are oiling Omega up. Matt says, “Ladies and gentlemen, check it out who it is! It’s the first-ever, two-time Trios Champions, The Elite.” Omega says that’s right, and he tells Top Flight, “I watched what you guys did. After a Best of 7 Series in a ladder match, you got one up on our boys. Well how ’bout next week, you bring your friend, AR Fox, next week and we’ll put these belts on the line, and you guys can shoot your shot.

“But hey, when you shoot that shot, you best not miss. Because The Elite never miss. Nick, if you will.” Nick takes the rock and shoots it, THREE POINTER! Oh, but wait! The Firm’s Stokely Hathaway, Ethan Page, Matt Hardy & Isiah Kassidy walk in. Callis has Cutler keep rolling, and Omega mockingly asks where Stokely is, he can’t see him. Oh haha, Stokely knows you see him, he’s right here. But listen, you three are doing NOTHING all week? No wrestling, nothing? Just a week off? Ethan thinks that’s funny. The Firm’s employees don’t have that luxury, they work every single week, and Ethan wants that streak to continue.

So Ethan says how about this: The Elite VS Ethan, Matt & “Zay,” Friday on Rampage. Omega tells Callis he isn’t so sure, but Callis says this is Matt Hardy. If they get footage of Hardy taking a One Winged Angel, they could sell that NFT for a lot of money. Hardy says, “What about an NFT with Matt Hardy Twist-Of-Fating Omega?” Ethan likes that better! Well, as far as a match, it’s done. The Elite VS The Whatever They Are. Kassidy says he hopes the Elite is ready, cuz they sure are. Kassidy unsettles Kenny with an arm around his shoulders and a moan, and Ethan says this is good business. Hey, Brandon, is it? Cut the camera!

Matt Jackson tells Ethan Page that he doesn’t tell Brandon what to do! THEY tell him! Turn off the camera, ya damn dumbass! And get off the court, they’re trying to play. But will this 3v3 pick-up game go The Elite’s way? Or is it a trap game before taking on Fox, Dante & Darius?

 

Bryan Danielson VS Timothy Thatcher!

In the American Dragon’s quest to be #1 contender, he has defeated Tony Nese, Konosuke Takeshita, Bandido and Brian Cage, an undefeated streak of 4-0 in 2023! But now, Maxwell Jacob Friedman has enlisted a fighter very much like Bryan in his savage technical ability. Will Bryan make it to the deadline still on top? Or is this where MJF wins before Revolution even begins?

The bell rings and the two circle. They feel out the grapple, but Bryan’s shoulder is an obvious target. They grapple, Bryan puts Thatcher on ropes but Thatcher shifts to get the arm. Thatcher wrangles Bryan but Bryan scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Thatcher lets off, and then smirks as he watches Bryan get up. Bryan and Thatcher feel out another grapple, Thatcher puts him in the corner, and then European Uppercuts! And again! And again! Bryan sits down and Thatcher goes after the arm! Thatcher twists the elbow and wrist, isolates the arm, and stands on the hand! Thatcher KNEES the arm!

Bryan scrambles away but Thatcher is right on him with a double wristlock! Bryan powers Thatcher to ropes, and clasps his hands behind his back. The ref counts, the two let off, but then Bryan fires off body shots and kicks! Bryan grabs a leg to DRAGON SCREW! Bryan holds onto the leg, turns Thatcher over and ties those legs up, to get a Deathlock! Fans rally as Bryan sits on the hold, then SNAPS it! Bryan then shifts to a BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Thatcher pries the fingers away! Bryan shouts in pain but Thatcher twists the arm! And STOMPS it down! Fans boo but Thatcher grins with that missing-tooth smile.

Thatcher KNEES Bryan in the back, stalks him to a corner, but Bryan puts Thatcher in the corner to CHOP and CHOP and KICK and KICK! Fans rally, Bryan runs corner to corner, and DROPKICKS! Bryan facelocks but Thatcher wrenches and WRINGS Bryan’s arm! Fans boo more but Thatcher drags Bryan up with a double wristlock! Thatcher uses his height to lift Bryan off the mat! Then Thatcher pushes Bryan down, but Bryan keeps his shoulders up. Bryan crawls around, ROPEBREAK! Thatcher lets go at 4 while fans rally up. Bryan clutches his arm but Thatcher goes after it again as Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Bryan endures but they’re also in the ropes so the ref counts. Thatcher lets off at 4, then digs his boot into Bryan at the corner. The ref counts, Thatcher lets off, only to stand on Bryan’s chest! The ref counts, Thatcher steps away, and he grins as he soaks up the heat. Thatcher mocks Bryan’s pain, then KNEES the bad shoulder! Thatcher KNEES Bryan again, goes out to drag Bryan tot he apron, and he SLAMS the arm on the edge! Bryan clutches his bicep and shoulder while the ref reprimands. Thatcher slides into the ring and stands Bryan up by his ears! Thatcher CLUBS Bryan on the chest! Thatcher fishhooks Bryan to stand him up, and CLUBS him again!

Bryan sits down, Thatcher stands him back up, and he hammerlocks the bad arm. Thatcher then back suplexes Bryan up and into the ring! Thatcher dusts off his hands while crawling to the cover, but Bryan wrangles him into the LEBELL LOCK!! Thatcher got cocky and got caught! But he scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets off quickly, but Thatcher is right on him! Thatcher UPPERCUTS the arm! Bryan goes to a corner, Thatcher KNEES him down, then drags Bryan back up. Thatcher EuroUppers Bryan, taunts the fans, then EuroUppers Bryan again. Bryan leans against ropes, Thatcher snarls at the fans, then gets in Bryan’s face.

Dynamite returns to single picture as Thatcher traps Bryan’s bad arm behind his back and throws hard body shots to that side. The ref counts but Thatcher grins as he throws more shots. Bryan fights back with HEADBUTTS! Fans fire up as Bryan backs Thatcher down, but Thatcher fires off body shot after body shot! Thatcher drags Bryan out to a hammerlock GROVIT, and then hits a GROVIT-PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Bryan is still in this but Thatcher snarls. Thatcher stalks Bryan at the ropes, bumps him off buckles, then reels Bryan in to hoist him up top. Thatcher UPPERCUTS, climbs up after Bryan, and he underhooks the arms!

Bryan resists and fans fire up! Bryan breaks free, throws body shot after body shot in return, and then HEADBUTTS Thatcher down! Thatcher growls and gets right back up! But Bryan throws more body shots! Fans rally “YES! YES! YES!” and Bryan HEADBUTTS again! Thatcher stays down this time, and Bryan stands up! Thatcher stands in time for the MISSILE DROPKICK! Both men are down as Bryan clutches his bad arm, but Dayton rallies up behind him! Bryan and Thatcher sit up, both snarl, and Thatcher EuroUppers! Bryan EuroUppers in return! They go uppercut for uppercut, but Thatcher gets the edge!

Bryan fires up to KICK! And KICK! Bryan KICKS away on Thatcher’s chest, “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan powers up but Thatcher blocks the Buzzsaw! Thatcher goes for the bad arm, wrangles Bryan down, but Bryan rolls through and gets around to waistlock. Thatcher bucks the O’Conner but runs into a backslide! TWO, FUJIWARA! No, Bryan rolls through to BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! But Bryan clamps on for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Fans rally again, but Thatcher blocks the arm! Bryan claws Thatcher’s face to get free, and get a SLEEPER! But Thatcher wants that bad arm! Bryan has to shift his grip, but Thatcher stands!

Thatcher pries the sleeper open because he can get the bad arm, but Bryan powers up! Bryan has the hold on tight, so Thatcher backs Bryan down! They end up ramming the ref into the corner! Bryan still holds on, but Thatcher hits a BIG back suplex! All three men are down and fans fire up! But here comes MJF! The AEW World Champion tells Dayton to shush, and he puts on the Dynamite Diamond Ring! MJF says, “It’s too damn easy. This is done! This is done!” MJF goes to the ring, but KONOSUKE flies in outta nowhere!! Konosuke won’t let MJF screw Bryan over! Konosuke attacks MJF, RAMS him into railing, and chases him to the back!

Bryan has Thatcher but Thatcher snatches the arm! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! The ref is up, he asks Bryan, but Bryan endures! Thatcher pushes way back on the arm, but Bryan pushes his way forward with his legs! ROPEBREAK!! Fans fire up as Bryan survives by a literal foot! Thatcher lets go in frustration and he scowls as he throws hands on the bad arm. Thatcher drags Bryan up, clinches, BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX! Bryan flounders but Thatcher runs in, clinches, but Bryan switches! GERMAN SUPLEX! Thatcher fumes as he gets back up! Bryan dodges him, runs back in, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!

Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall

Now 5-0 on the year, the quest continues! The American Dragon is not yet slain, but wait! MJF and Konosuke continue brawling backstage! MJF turns things around to send MJF into a road case! MJF gets a chair to CHUCK it at Konosuke’s head! And then he throws a trash bin! MJF says if Konosuke wants after him, this is what he gets! But Konosuke turns things back around to SMACK MJF off a table! MJF comes back, the hands fly, and security rushes in! Referees and management try to stop this, too! MJF says he’ll kill Konosuke but Konosuke says about the same in Japanese! Renee runs in to be on the scene, and she tells everyone to stop!

Renee informs everyone, “Per Tony Khan, next week on Dynamite in an Eliminator match, it will be Takeshita VS MJF!” MJF is pissed, he doesn’t agree to that, but he MUST! Will the Devil of AEW find that the Future of Wrestling is better than him?

 

Mogul Affiliates speak.

Swerve Strickland says, “It’s been a real relaxing last couple of weeks for Swerve and the Mogul Affiliates and all, since getting rid of some dead weight and all this. Until I was like, retriggered.” Dustin Rhodes returning to stand in front of Swerve’s camera, in front of Swerve’s lights, and with Swerve’s interviewer! “The Rhodes Family legacy really gets under my skin, with your father, Dusty Rhodes, giving Keith Lee the ‘Limitless’ moniker. So, since he’s not here, Dustin’s not here, either, let’s find some other nepotism, second generation punk boy to get rid of Friday night on Rampage. That means you, Brian Pillman. Ain’t that right, Parker?”

Parker Boudreaux says that’s right. “Ain’t that right, Trench?” The tattooed man says, “Yeah, that’s right.” Hoodies up, but will they put Bulletproof BPJ down?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week!

February 8th, the deadline for Bryan Danielson becoming #1 contender, will see The American Dragon taking on La Faccion Ingobernable’s El Toro Blanco, RUSH!! And speaking of…

Backstage interview with LFI.

Lexi Nair is with El Toro Blanco, but also Jose the Assistant and “Perro Peligroso,” Preston Vance. She notes the announcement of Rush VS Bryan, but then there’s a knock at the door. MJF walks in and says, “Hola, mi hermanos! Senor Vance, Senor Jose, Senor Rrrrrush.” Rush asks what the hell this “perro” wants. MJF double checks, “perro” is dog, right? Well, there’s a little thing called personal space, so he’s just gonna take a step back. “But here’s the deal: my, uh, Spanish is come se dice… Mid. But I know one language, my friend, that is mucho, mucho universal.” And that is MONEY! A huge briefcase full of it!

MJF snaps the case shut and smiles. This first one is free of charge. But he has FIVE MORE filled to the brim with dinero. All Rush has to do is beat Bryan Danielson “by any means necessary.” All Rush needs to do is rip Bryan’s arm off and beat him over the head with it. Can Rush pull that off for him? Jose, translate. Jose translates, but Rush seems to understand explicitly. Rush tells MJF in Spanish, and MJF asks “dipsh*t” Jose to translate. Jose sums it up by saying they have a deal. Oh, is that right? That sounded a bit longer than that. But Rush, you don’t have to like MJF. He just has to get the job done. Pleasure doing business with you, perro.

MJF leaves, but Rush has his mission. Will Rush be raking in the money with one match? Or will nothing stop Bryan Danielson from earning his title match?

 

AEW TBS Championship: Jade Cargill w/ Leila Grey VS Red Velvet!

Finally, the biggest, fastest-rising star has reached her FIFTIETH match! But while the streak started with The Chef, will it end with her, too? Or will #ThatBitch not be stopped by even the person who knows her best?

The introductions are made, but Velvet attacks while Jade is strutting around! The bell rings, Velvet fires off forearms but Jade knees her low. Jade whips Velvet to a corner but Velvet boots her back! THESZ PRESS! Velvet rains down hands but Jade shoves her away. Velvet ducks but runs into an elbow! Jade drags Velvet up, but Velvet fires off forearms! Velvet whips, Jade blocks to reverse, but Velvet holds ropes. Jade runs in but Velvet sends her out! Leila hurries to Jade’s side but Velvet builds speed! Velvet WRECKS Jade with a dropkick! Velvet tells Leila to back off, then she storms up on Jade.

Jade elbows Velvet away, but Velvet comes back to ROCK Jade! Velvet CHOPS Jade right in front of her family! Velvet then puts Jade in the ring, storms up on her and Oklahoma Rolls! TWO! Jade staggers up, blocks a superkick, and she spins Velvet around. Velvet ducks the haymaker and runs the ropes, then wheelbarrows, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while Jade drags Velvet over to a cover, TWO! Velvet is toughing it out but Jade is getting frustrated. Jade scoops Velvet to SLAM her, then drops a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Leila is annoyed and Jade frowns while Velvet sputters. Jade drags Velvet up, CLUBS her down, and Leila applauds. Jade bumps Velvet off top buckles, then middle buckles, then bottom buckles! Jade stands on Velvet in the corner and soaks up the cheers and jeers, but lets off at 4. Jade and the ref argue, but Leila gets cheap shots in! Leila scurries away and Jade hauls Velvet up for a FALL AWAY SLAM! And then kips up! Jade holds up both hands to say 50, and then flexes. Velvet bails out, Leila talks trash, and Jade storms over. Jade walks up but Velvet sends her into railing! Jade is getting mad, but Velvet avoids one haymaker to PENALTY KICK from the apron!

Velvet CROSSBODIES, but Jade catches her! Jade POSTS Velvet, then carries her around the way. Jade trophy lifts Velvet, goes up the steel steps, and then TOSSES Velvet at the ropes! Velvet falls, Jade covers, TWO!!! Velvet survives and Jade is getting real mad. Leila rallies the Baddie cheering section, and Jade stalks Velvet to a corner. Jade drags Velvet up, and TOSSES her across the way! Jade says that’s 50 right there, and then she does push-ups as Dynamite returns to single picture. But Velvet CHOPS! Jade CLUBS Velvet, then TOSSES her across the way again! Jade swaggers, dribbles, but Velvet dodges the dunk!

Velvet DROPKICKS Jade, then hits a CODE BREAKER! Jade staggers around, Velvet KICKS and KICKS and mule kicks! Velvet runs, but Jade BOOTS her down! Cover, TWO!! Velvet is still in this and wait! Kiera Hogan RAMS Leila into steel steps! The other former Baddie is here, but other refs come out to have her leave. This all distracts Jade, and Velvet rolls her up! Jade rolls through, but the STIR IT UP hits!! Cover, but the refs aren’t paying attention!! Fans count, Velvet would’ve won twice over by now! Aubrey Edwards finally notices and counts, TWO!! Jade survives and fans can’t believe it!!

Velvet is furious, she drags Jade around and hooks an arm, short arm scissor, and then the INVERSION! Jade endures, fights, but Velvet kicks at her! Jade endures as Velvet pulls on the arm, and she deadlifts Velvet! But Velvet sunset flips! Jade stays up, drags Velvet up with both hands, and pops her around! Chicken wings for JADED!!! Cover, Jade wins!!

Winner: Jade Cargill, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)

FIFTY AND OH! Velvet came the closest of all, but will anyone ever stop Jade’s undefeated streak?

 

Backstage interview with Britt Baker.

Renee is with The Doctor, as well as Jamie Hayter, as they are with Doc Sampson. We only caught a glimpse of what happened to her earlier at the hands of Saraya & Storm, how is Britt feeling? Britt says this is fine. She’s fine, and if that’s how Storm & Saraya wanna play, that’s fine, too. Because Britt & Hayter can play that game, too. But wait, in walks Ruby Soho! Ruby just wants to talk. She heard what happened, is Britt good? Uh, Ruby, weren’t those your girls? Ruby has Britt hold on there. Ruby has nothing to do with Saraya & Storm, she doesn’t know what Britt’s talking about.

Britt says Ruby’s known Saraya & Storm a lot longer than she’s known the AEW originals, so sorry if it’s strange that Ruby only now shows up. But yeah, Britt is good. Hayter says Britt is great, actually. Ruby says she’s glad to hear it and walks off. There are battle lines being drawn, which side is the Runaway on?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Rampage!

Not only are The Elite and The Firm having it out, it is for the AEW World Trios Championships! Will Kenny & The Young Bucks make it through All Ego, Hardy & Kassidy to then take on Fox & Top Flight? Or will there be a change of plans for Dynamite? And speaking of Saraya & Storm, they are in tag team action once again, but will they continue to beat down All Elite homegrown talent? Plus, before taking on Bryan Danielson, Rush will take on the Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels, in an epic match of former ROH World Heavyweight Champions! Will El Toro Blanco build momentum going into his battle with The American Dragon?

 

AEW TNT Championship No Holds Barred: Darby Allin w/ Sting VS Samoa Joe!

The series is tied at 1-1, with the Samoan Submission Specialist winning in Texas, but the Relentless One winning in his hometown of Seattle. Dynamite in Dayton is throwing out all the rules except one: win! Will Darby continue to be the fighting champion? Or will Joe return to being the One True King of Wrestling Television?

The introductions are made, the TNT title is raised, and one way or another, this is the series finale of Darby VS Joe!

Darby takes off his trench coat to reveal he, uh, customized his Hoodlum hoodie. He’s covered it in thumbtacks!! And as soon as he’s in the ring, he rushes in to COFFIN SPLASH Joe! Joe is reeling from the tack attack but Darby fires off tack-covered forearms! Fans fire up as Darby runs corner to corner, but Joe dodges the splash to GAMANGIRI! Joe then wraps up an arm in his towel, to LARIAT Darby down! Fans rally, Joe pulls Darby’s tack hoodie off and throws it away. Joe drags Darby up to CHOP him! Darby goes to a corner, but Darby kicks back. Joe stomps Darby, stomps him down, then storms off.

Joe goes out to look under the ring, and he brings out a TABLE! Dayton fires up, Joe picks the table up, but Darby DIVES into the table and Joe! The table doesn’t break but it, Joe and Darby all hit the floor! Joe is busted open on his forehead and fans fire up! Darby hurries to stand the table up, to then drop it on Joe! Darby then brings the steel steps around into the corner of the railing. Darby whips, Joe reverses, and Darby not only clips steel steps, he clips railing! Darby lands on his feet just from momentum, but he soon falls to his knees, clutching his back! Fans lose their minds while Joe stalks out after Darby.

Joe stands Darby up, throws knees into him, and then throws him into railing. Joe drags Darby up and they go up the bleachers. Joe SMACKS Darby off the handrail, then brings him up further. Joe smacks Darby off more railing, then keeps him going up. But Darby fights back! Darby CLUBS and CLAWS Joe’s back! Fans fire up but Joe DUMPS Darby down the steps! Fans are going nuts while Joe glares through his crimson mask, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Joe drags Darby up again, grinds him against the handrail, then SMACKS him off a fan’s chair! They go back to the lower level as Darby kicks Joe and crawls away. Joe keeps after Darby, drags him up, and brings him around the way to TOSS back to ringside! Darby narrowly misses hitting steel steps head first! Joe stalks Darby, drags Darby back up, then scoop SLAMS him on the steps! Darby writhes, flounders away, but Joe follows him to the corner. Darby throws Joe’s ROH World TV title at him, but that only upsets Joe. Joe storms in after Darby, stalks him to a corner, and waits on Darby to stand before he DECKS him!

Joe eggs Darby on as he stands over him. Darby doesn’t stand so Joe makes him. Joe snapmares to CHOP Darby on the back! And PENALTY KICK him in the chest! And then drops a fist on his head! Joe watches Darby writhe and the ref checks on him. Joe grins through the crimson mask, then stomps Darby down. Joe kicks Darby, then clamps on a neck wrench! Joe leans all his weight on Darby but Darby throws body shots. Joe doesn’t budge, and he CLUBS Darby down. Joe grins as Darby tires to sit back up. Joe clamps the neck wrench back on and he twists even harder! Darby endures, and Dynamite returns to single picture as Darby throws more body shots.

Joe lets go of the neck wrench, Darby hobbles and runs, but into an ELBOW! Darby falls over and Joe covers, TWO! Joe keeps focus as he looms over Darby. Joe KICKS Darby to a corner, and then stomps him. Fans rally and duel, but Joe is annoyed by that. Joe drags Darby up, DECKS him with a forearm, then clamps on another neck wrench! It’s practically a vice on Darby’s head, squeezing his skull! Darby endures, fights up, and he RAMS Joe into buckles! Darby fires off forearms and SLAPS! Darby runs corner to corner, but into the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives the #STJOE, but Joe stands Darby up to CHOP him!

Darby staggers, Joe CHOPS him again! Darby flops to the apron, Joe builds speed and he BOOTS Darby to the floor! Joe then storms out and looks under the ring. Joe brings out another TABLE! Fans fire up again but Joe has fans move aside. Fans oblige and Joe rests the table against railing. Darby is in the ring, Joe goes in and brings Darby up, but Darby JAWBREAKERS before the sleeper could lock in! Darby runs in at the corner to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Darby CHOPS away on Joe, but Joe TOSSES Darby right out of the ring! Joe has been treating Darby like a throw pillow, emphasis on the “throw!”

Darby flounders up, but Joe goes back over to bring him back in. Joe suplexes high and hard! Joe then goes out to fetch chairs! Joe puts a handful of chairs in the ring, then sets them up together. Fans fire up as they’re back to back to make a wedge! Joe stands Darby up, brings him over, BIG back suplex on the chair wedge!! Darby writhes and Joe has a sadistic smile. “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Joe turns the chairs around to face each other, then brings Darby back up. But Darby uses POCKET SAND to stop the bomb! CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Joe survives but Darby hurries to hop on! THROWBACK STUNNER!

Joe falls into a drop zone, and Darby hurries to get his hoodie back! Darby puts that back on, climbs up the corner, and COFFIN DROPS!! Cover, TWO!?!? Joe survives the tack-enhanced senton and fans can’t believe it! Darby hurries outside and goes looking. Darby uses a knife to cut the strings that hold down the canvas! Some are tough but they all give way, and Darby pulls the canvas away. Darby then drags off the foam padding to expose bare wood! Darby is deconstructing the ring in order to better destroy Joe! Darby sees Joe outside, builds speed and DIVES, but Joe walks away! Darby CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Dayton is losing their minds as Joe puts Darby back in! Joe sets Darby’s tack covered jacket down, he picks Darby up, and he POWERBOMBS him on the tacks! AND THEN HE SMOTHERS DARBY WITH THE TACK JACKET!! Darby DIGS at Joe’s eyes!! Joe lets Darby go, but he staggers around blindly! Joe stands up into a CHAIR SHOT! And another! And another! Darby has Joe on the hard wood, climbs up top, but Joe pushes the ref into the ropes to trip Darby up!! Joe climbs up after Darby, tucks him in, and hits a SUPER MUSCLE BUSTER TO THE WOOD!!!! Cover, JOE WINS!!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall (NEW AEW TNT Champion)

Darby’s relentless streak is over! Samoa Joe is now a TWO-TIME TWO BELT CHAMPION! But wait! “THIS IS WAAAR~!” Fans go nuts for Wardlow as he storms down to the ring! Joe is just as shocked as Wardlow runs in! SPEAR!! Wardlow rains down fists on the man who took his title and his top knot! Wardlow rips his shirt off, drags Joe up, but Joe scrambles away! Fans boo but Joe isn’t going to fight again so soon after the war he just went through. Security rushes out but Wardlow CLOBBERS them all! Then he hauls one up to POWERBOMB out onto all the others!! Wardlow will not be denied, when and where will he get his hands on Joe?


My Thoughts:

This was an awesome Dynamite! Same balance of action and talking, but the action was all on a different level this week. Of the talking, we got good stuff out of this AEW Originals VS Imports in the Women’s Division. Saraya & Storm really up their Heel heat by just attacking Britt unprovoked, and then Ruby checking in on Britt was an interesting turnaround from her telling she didn’t want Britt’s help. But we’re getting closer and closer to that big tag(?) match. Hell, make it a Blood & Guts match but with the women rather than the men. Saraya leads a team, Britt leads a team, Ruby will choose Britt’s side and there could even be a twist of Shida betraying Saraya during the match to cost the anti-AEW team.

Good promo from the JAS to set up things with Starks. I just knew Starks would have to beat everyone in the JAS eventually, so it’s clever for them to get it all done in one gauntlet match. Starks will of course make it past Menard and Parker, and I bet that just as it looks like Garcia is stepping up to face Starks, Guevara takes the spotlight from him. Starks will still get through the final opponent, and he’ll get his match with Jericho. Good promo from Mogul Affiliates, because one: it establishes that their group doesn’t like multigenerational wrestlers, and two: it gave Granden Goetzman his wrestler name, “Trench.” Swerve will surely beat BPJ, but I bet Dustin teams up with BPJ and Brock Anderson as a sort of AEW take on WWE’s Legacy faction to take on Mogul Affiliates.

Good promo from Jack Perry, but I’m surprised he waited until now to establish that he’s done with tag teams. But I suppose he’s done with The Firm, too, so he’s done needing reinforcements. As it stands, if he wants a singles title, he could start with the All-Atlantic Championship, but I could see JB making a move for THE AEW World title. Speaking of The Firm, good promo from them and The Elite. I wonder if this was really live or just the take where Nick actually made that shot. Anyway, I’m also surprised the trios match for Rampage is for the titles when the titles are going to be on the line for Dynamite. But I suppose if Orange Cassidy and Darby Allin are fighting champions, then so should the Elite. Which of course means The Elite win on Rampage to go on to face Fox & Flight.

We got an awesome match from Bryan VS Thatcher, but of course Bryan wins to keep his story going. Even after he had that awesome match with Brian Cage, Konosuke going after MJF was a great move. And getting himself an Eliminator match is a good, too, but I feel like MJF finds a way to stand tall. He’ll either cheat to win, or just get himself disqualified quickly so his night will be over quickly. MJF also had a really good promo with LFI. Rush is a great choice to take on Bryan Danielson, and Rush is also going to have a great match with Christopher Daniels on Rampage. I’m sure Bryan will still find a way to win and we’ll still get that Ironman match, it just has to be how this goes.

It’s mostly because I don’t even know who is the #2 contender, since AEW still hasn’t kept up with rankings in this new year. AEW bringing out a sudden twist of MJF still having that One Hour Ironman match against someone other than Bryan would be great stuff, since MJF has been so focused on Bryan, but I feel like getting MJF VS Bryan is still the thing everyone wants to see. Great opening match out of Hangman VS Moxley, and of course Moxley bleeds. It’s practically in his contract. But Hangman losing by a roll-up was a great surprise, and them still being after each other after, this has to continue until Revolution.

The Acclaimed winning a squash was a bit surprising, but obviously that was to make room for the promo that set up things with The Gunn Sons. But Billy suddenly saying his sons can have a title match with The Acclaimed? I hope there isn’t a turn coming where Billy is suddenly on his sons’ side again. It just feels like something is fishy, but who knows. Really good TBS title match from Jade and Velvet, but I guess since this wasn’t at a PPV, Jade wasn’t about to lose. Kiera trying to help Velvet only to mess things up was at least a good detail to protect Jade. But at this rate, who is even going to beat Jade when she’s gotten through even some great established names.

And of course, an awesome No Holds Barred match for the TNT title. Great innovation, such as Darby’s tack covered jacket and the different table spots. I was actually rather surprised to see Joe win this to once again be dual champion. But at the same time, Wardlow returning to continue his story with Joe is a logical reason as to why Joe needs to have the TNT title again. Perhaps Wardlow gets the TNT title back to have a second chance with that, and Darby can move up into the world title scene. And assuming MJF retains at Revolution, it works for Darby to be next as they have history in AEW.

My Score: 9/10


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